王子不是?丁·路德·金的儿子
沙???家庭 藏匿于??中
体育新? 沙??了大比?
商?新? 沙??????券交易所
沙?大甩?
沙?小笑?
?毛一家在找沙? 不?前嫌
家人与沙?又?聚 ??坐好
《辛普森一家》 第二十二季第十二集
今晚的"肯特???"?目 Tonight on "Kent's Korrections,"
我?注意到 it has been brought to our attention
"改?"的"改"??是"改" that the word "Correction" Is actually spelled with a "C."
非常抱歉由此造成的困扰 We regret any confusion this may have caused.
?莎 一直?台不要停 看到好?目再停下? Lisa, mash the buttons till something good comes on.
?迎回到"??小?"?道 Welcome back to Tube Town,
《警?健康之家》 《黑人??》 the home of Sheriff Wholesome; Black President...
《失?的吉娜·戴?斯 情景喜?1986》 Failed Geena Davis Sitcom 1986...
《?外音之年》 The Voiceover Years...
《汗尼根 美?大?》 即?播出的是 Hannigan, M.F.A.-- But coming up now,
八十年代?典情景喜? 《血?于水》 the classic '80s sitcom, Thicker Than Waters.
*珍惜家人的微笑* Cherish that family smile.
*家庭隔???消失* Picket fence days don't last forever
*新的一天即?到?* The future is coming up.
*父母和孩子才是??的* Mom and dad and kids are precious.
在?影棚??前???影 Filmed before a live studio audience.
那些?影棚???在都死??了 Everyone in that studio audience is dead now.
你知道糖果?你的牙?不好 You know candy's bad for your teeth.
如果不是糖果的功? 你早就失?了 If it wasn't for candy, you'd be out of business.
把?些分?你的朋友?吧 Hmm. Share these with your friends.
老爸 我需要?新棒球手套 Dad, I need a new baseball glove.
儿子 如果我只?你??手套 Son, if I just bought you a glove,
你是不?感激的 you wouldn't appreciate it.
恐怕你需要 I'm afraid you're gonna have to
自己???手套 earn the money for it yourself.
?啊 老爸 Aw, come on, Dad.
不 ??出"那种表情" Oh no, not "The face."
?机器告?你什么?候??笑 Oh, life was so much easier
生活真是容易多了 when a machine told you when to laugh.
我喜??里面的制片 ?行制片 I liked the producing, the executive producing
特?是合作制片 and especially the co-producing.
但?里的?制是我??最棒的 But the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen.
所以? 我和娜娜分手了 So anyway, that's why me and Nana are taking a break.
??傻帽廉价? Oh, stupid cheap bike.
?了我?想?你?上?泥板 To think I was gonna put fenders on you.
老天?啊 Oh, my God!
街?霸王
我想我遇?了?之赴?蹈火的?西 I think I just met the thing I'm gonna die on.
我一定要?那?迷你机? Gotta have that minibike.
老天?啊 Oh, my God.
我找到了我的新形象 I've found my new look.
那是女孩?穿的?身? Those are girl overalls.
我能把它?她身上?下? I could pull it off.
-我能?它? 老爸 -巴仔 Can I have it, Dad? Bart?!
能? Can I?
??你?有?我?手套 Thanks for not buying me that glove
并且教?我什么是真正重要的?西 and teaching me what's really important.
巴仔 儿子 如果我??你那?? Bart, son, if I bought you that bike,
你不?感激的 you wouldn't appreciate it.
因??你得到所有你想要的 Because when you get anything you want,
你是不?珍惜你所得到的 you don't want anything you get.
什么?七八糟的 What is this crap?
你身上有??? Are you wearing a wire?
有一天你?明白我只是 在?一?好爸爸的?任 Someday you'll understand that I'm just being a good dad.
你?玩笑? Are you kidding?
你是世界上最糟糕的爸爸 You're the worst dad who ever lived.
我宁愿在??的?里待? I'd rather take my chances in a hot car
也不愿跟你去商店 than go in a store with you.
?什么 你?小... Why, you little...
侯默 一?好父?的 影?力足??大 Homer, a good father is strong enough
他并不需要?用武力 that he doesn't need to use his strength.
巴仔需要的是被包?在你的?之中 What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love.
我??想? I never thought of fatherhood
父?可以影?孩子 as something that could affect a kid.
儿子 我不?再掐你了 Son, I won't strangle you anymore,
但我也不??你?迷你机? but I also won't get you that minibike.
??如何 How about this?
我?你打我?一拳 你?我?机?雪? I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile.
我希望能?? 儿子 I wish I could, son.
我真希望能?? I really wish I could.
?在可以?垃圾了 Now it's ready for garbage.
默默 怎么了 What's wrong, Homie?
巴仔生气了 因? 他?我?他??西 Bart's mad because he wanted me to buy him something,
但我?得不???做 but I didn't think it was the right thing to do--
?姬 ?在冰箱前?? Marge, not in front of the refrigerator.
?有比一?好爸爸更性感的人了 There's nothing sexier than a man being a good dad.
如果是那? Oh, well, in that case,
??昨天在用太?能?算器的?候 Lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday,
我就拉?窗帘?更多的?光照?? so I opened the drapes to let in more sun.
希望孩子??听到 Just hope the kids didn't hear us.
你孩子或??听? Well, maybe your kids didn't.
-?? 我??? -我很忙 -Lise, I gotta talk to you. -I'm busy.
不要把我最小化 : Don't you minimize me!
好吧 ?? Fine. Just get in here.
我怎么才能?到? ?世界上最屌的?西 How can I earn money to buy the world's most awesome thing?
你可以送?? You could deliver newspapers.
小孩?不再送??了 Kids don't deliver newspapers anymore.
那???太慢了 It's just creeps in trucks.
或?你全力???得好成? Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades,
老爸就??你?了 Dad will give you money.
老爸有?有因?你成?好 Does he give you money
而?你? for getting good grades?
多年?我一直都在?家? I've been doing the family's books for years.
各取所需?了 I take what I need.
你是?的 老爸 You were right, Dad.
不向老???几米 在法???上作弊 By not telling the teacher that Jimmy cheated
就等于是我作弊 on the French test, it's like I cheated.
正如巴黎人所? Well, as they say in Paris,
我?里??冰激凌[法?] "Ma voiture est pleine de cr?me glac茅e."
你??的是 我?里??冰激凌 You just said, "My car is full of ice cream."
老爸 如果我????得了?A Dad, if I get an "A" On my math test,
你?有所表示? would that be worth some money?
在第二季 ?山姆得了好成?? Well, in season two, when Sam got good grades,
他得到?出乎意料的?? he got a very surprising reward.
如果你也能?? 儿子 And if you do it, son,
你也可以得到同??? you'll get the same.
?有什么??比 There's no way that means anything
一?迷你机?更激?人心了 other than I get a minibike.
向????? To the library!
操?幽? Aah! 'Tis the playground ghost!
我?誓我不是故意要?你的 I swear I didn't mean to kill ya!
是我 威利 巴仔·辛普森 It's me, Willie-- Bart Simpson
??啊 Oh, oh, right.
?有什么操?幽?的事 There's no such thing as a playground ghost.
你?家伙怎么可以把他??成我 How could you mistake him for me?
首先?你?命的就是你那?破嘴 It was that sassy mouth that got ye killed in the first place.
即?在"??小?"播出的是 Coming up next on Tube Town:
它?外太空?到你面前 he's in your face from outer space--
?屋的阿浦星人 Upscalien in Da House!
曾?有?外星人 There once was an alien
他??叫他特雷 whose mother called him Trey.
?自?河系最?幻的星球 From the fanciest planet in the Milky Way
偷了父?的?船 踏上旅程 Stole his dad's ship, took it for a trip.
雷?上看?伊利湖 Saw Lake Erie on his radar and
于是?定游?儿泳 he thought he'd take a dip.
我做到了 我得了A了 I did it. I got an "A"!
太棒了 That's great.
老爸 我?可以?一???? Uh, Dad, if we could get to the reward...?
儿子 你已?得到??了 Son, you already have your reward--
只有刻苦努力才能?得的成就感 the feeling of accomplishment you can only get from hard work.
什么 What the...?!
我要迷你机? I wanted a minibike!
我告?所有伙伴我?上要有一?了 I told all my friends I was getting one.
如果他??么在意 Well, if they care that much
你是否有迷你机?的? about whether you have a minibike,
他?就不是你真正的朋友 then they weren't really your friends.
他?曾?是 Yes, they were!
但以后不再是了 But now they won't be!
因?我?有迷你机? Because I don't have a minibike!
如果?是???目的? Hmm, if this were a TV show,
?是非常可怕的表演?漏 that would be a hell of an act break.
不?可以使用按? But it could use a button.
我?么?怎么? Oh, well, what if I said...
如果你 Well, if you...
?在回到《我失去了露西》?目 We now return to I Lost Lucy.
卡邦克夫人 我需要你回到?行 Mrs. Carbuncle, I need you back at the bank.
?伯特·瓦格?[美?演?] ??活期存款??了 Robert Wagner is coming in to open a checking account.
???目上偶??能看到那只?? Yah still see that crow on shows sometimez.
"??小?"?要播出的是 Coming up on Tube Town:
八十年代的?典 《考特尼大法官》 the '80s classic, Supreme Courtney.
根据 基?不存在 上?机构也不能存在的原? ...according to the principle sublato fundamento, cadit opus,
法律??
我?需要?考哈格?夫 ?告??州的案子 we need to look at Hargrove vs The State of New York,
指08年一??于人身?害的案件
那里的法庭??遵守 in which the court firmly adhered to the...
蠢蛋 Stupid jerk.
他欠我一?小型机? 我一定?得到的 He owes me a minibike, and I am going to get it.
阿普 Hey, Apu.
侯默先生 您不小心 Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left
把您的核?站安全? 落在生日?卡架上了 your nuclear plant security badge in the birthday card rack.
??西可不能? Can't lose that.
上面的寸照最有型了 It's the best picture of me I have.
我更?心??恐怖主? Well, I am more concerned with global terrorism.
美?的?人?不惜一切代价 America's enemies would give anything
?取你所知道的核信息 for your nuclear knowledge.
是 我确?知道很多核信息 Yeah, I do know a lot about nuclears.
美?的?人太多了 比如伊朗 伊拉克 And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq,
中? 魔多[《魔戒》中 黑暗魔王索?的管?地] China, Mordor,
搞垮老虎·伍?的辣妹? the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods,
不良移民 我要??的是 undesirable immigrants, by which I mean
每?人都可能找我索要信息 包括我的子女 everyone that came after me, including my children...
因此我愿向??提供核能机密 ...So I'm offering to trade your country nuclear secrets
以迷你机?作?酬? for a minibike.
敬上 巴仔·辛普森 Concludingly yours, Bart Simpson.
中?白? 中???收
美?辣妹? 各种辣妹收
中?白? 中???收
伊朗白? 伊朗??收
伊拉克白? 伊拉克??收
??指南 1986年9月8日 血?于水
?姬 你想不想要 《血?于水》的收藏版呢 Marge, would you like a Thicker Than Waters collectible plate?
侯默 你不能?那本 ?志上?任何?西了 Homer, you can't order anything from that magazine.
那是二十五年前的了 It's 25 years old.
是? 我?一??你瞧瞧 Oh, yeah? I'll show you.
"一本??指南 一?世?中心..." "TV Guide Offer, One World Trade Center..."
老? 有我的?件? Did I get any mail today, Mom?
?然有了 Uh, well, of course you did.
水槽清洗?券 A gutter cleaning coupon?
那也是你的水槽嘛 Hey, they're your gutters, too.
中情局
你?肯定??我的信了 You must've found out about my letters.
??玩笑而已 They were just a joke.
是? ?可不好了 Really? That's too bad.
因?我??你的?求很有?趣 Because we are very interested in your offer.
中情局
中??美情?局
你真?感到万幸 Uh, you're just lucky we picked you up
我??在?邦?查局之前找到你了 before the FBI got to you.
?邦?查局
真是法??查局又一奇?大辱 Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation.
?忘了我? 芬?天?特攻? Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland.
ATF可作"酒精 ?草 与火器管理局"的??
我?那?惹毛B.A·巴克斯托姆 的傻逼感到?憾 I pity the fool who messes with B.A. Backstrom.
?仿天?特攻?中 "B.A·巴拉克斯"的名字
我?接受你的要求 We accept your offer.
同意以一?街霸迷你机? The secrets from your father's nuclear plant
?取你父?在核?站的情? for one Street Assassin minibike.
?得把情?都拷到??优?里 Just transfer everything to this flash drive.
我迷糊了 I don't know.
我真的可以背叛?家? Can I really betray my country?
我天天宣誓效忠我的?家呢 I say the Pledge of Allegiance every day.
你???旗宣誓的 You pledge allegiance to the flag.
?旗都是中?制造 And the flag is made in China.
?迎??收看《血?于水》 We return to "Thicker Than Waters,"
真?的好???事 the E! True Hollywood Story."
扮演帕特里克的迪格比·?里丹 Digby Sheridan, who played Patrick,
??部?集非常不? had enormous problems with the show.
垃圾 全是垃圾 Crap, total crap.
你 ?? 你叫什么 You, writer, what's your name?
大?·?梅 [美??代著名?作家] Um, David Mamet.
?梅先生 你[和?] Well, Mr. Mamet, why don't you *fucking* learn
怎么[和?]就不??? 好好?[和?]?本呢 how *the fuck* to write a *fucking* script!
[和?]
??可以用 I could use that.
《拜金一族》曾?普利策?
拜金一族
第一幕
老爸 我想了想 你?得? Dad, I was thinking about it, and you're right.
我自己?努力?得的不?要你? You shouldn't buy me something I didn't earn.
因?你已?予我??的父? And because you gave me the tough love
我都???其??才是我要的 I didn't know I needed, I'm gonna be spending
我以后?多多陪伴在你身? lots and lots more time with you.
他相信了 He's buying it.
我相信了 I'm buying it!
*珍惜家人的微笑* Cherish that family smile.
*家庭隔???消失* Picket fence days don't last forever.
*新的一天即?到?* The future is coming up.
*父母及子女才是最??的* Mom and Dad And kids are precious.
真高?能???你工作 老爸 I love visiting you at work, Dad.
我也很高?你在?里陪我 儿子 And I love having you here, son.
要是有人?了 你可以叫醒我 'Cause you can wake me up if somebody comes.
高度保密
?看看?? 巴仔 Check this out, Bart.
?些?网膜?描可?害了 One of those retinal scan dealies.
只??我的眼睛 或者是特?精确的副本 It only opens to my eye or an exact copy.
??????不?效 Let's see if this works.
??到冒名?网膜
?的 疼死了 Ooh! Damn, that hurt!
?是用眼睛好了 I'll just use my eye.
做?好? 孩子 Sweet dreams, boy.
希望能?到你 老爸 They will be if you're in 'em, Pops.
春田?物? 已??
熊?展? 禁止要求熊?耍功夫
他???我上了牌照 Aw, they gave me my own vanity plate.
你肯定?喜?我的朋友? You're gonna love meeting my friends.
那玩意儿到底?哪冒出?的 Where the hell did that come from?
是我?的 儿子 It's from me, son.
想?我把它放在你的床上? Want me to take it up to your bed
??你就能????它 so you can snuggle with it?
不要 No!
到底?什么你要?我??? Why in the world would you get me this?
因?你最近表?得?在太好了 Because you've been such a great kid lately,
我想告?你我非常?意 and I wanted to show you I appreciated it.
很棒啊 That's great.
早知我就不用它去交?中?茶?了 I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in... China...
出什么事了? 巴仔 Something wrong, Bart?
你???故地就背叛了你的?家 You betrayed your country for no reason.
?下你要永?看?星?旗了 Now you're gonna see stars and stripes forever!
我?了?西葫? I've got summer squash!
那小子行?古怪啊 Mm, the boy's acting really weird.
那????目?我做的我都做了 I did everything that TV show told me to,
但他?是不高? and he's still not happy.
也?你不?听?一?只在??中 Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a 30-year-old TV show
播出的三十年前的老?目 that only got on the air
因?作者有理由相信 'cause the creator had evidence
网??裁撞死一?人 the network president ran over a guy.
他要去哪 Where's he going?
?什么一?小孩要??物? Why on earth would a child go to the zoo?
它?在 太棒了 It's still here. Yes!
我把优?和?尼拉?的 信封都拿回?了 I get the flash drive back and the manila envelope!
典型的美?人背信??的做法 Aha! Typical American treachery!
我真不敢相信一? 背叛自己?家的男孩 I can't believe a boy who would betray his country
?背叛另一??家 would betray a different country.
?以置信啊 Unbelievable!
太可怕了 Terrible!
老大? 我能解? Masters, I can explain.
什么都?解?了 Explain nothing!
把优?拿?? Hand over the flash drive.
既然??我????? Then you leave us no choice.
泰迪熊 A teddy bear?!
是中?制造的泰迪熊 A teddy bear made in China.
狗? 中?制造
离??????? Step away from the traitor!
老爸 Dad!
优?也?在他肚子里 The boy's flash drive may be in there,
但我?袋里有所有的核机密 but I've got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here.
好吧 但??我?的?白字幕 Okay, but don't read our subtitles.
我?可以找?像?的核?家?呀 [?三位你?到底?哪?的啊]
他那么胖 我看他得占??机位
如果我??他???等? 他?可以把好吃的送???我?那
可是我?能信得? 他?把好吃的送???
我知道你?在?什么 I know what you're saying.
我明白所有?言中?于食物的?法 I understand food talk in every language!
美?胖子 是你的知? ?我?建造了??核?站 American fatso, your knowledge helped us build this plant.
我?希望你能? We would like you to have the honor
落成?式剪彩 of cutting the ceremonial ribbon.
我自己走 不用送了 Um, I'll see myself out.
?能以少于20? 的价?送我到机? Okay, who can take me to the airport for less than $20?
我能一整天都站在?里 I can stand here all day.
我?疼 Oh, my feet hurt.
老爸 和你一起玩儿的那段?? You know, Dad, I really did have
我真的很快? a good time hanging out with you.
到了用最佳方法 拉近父子?系的?候了 Well, now it's time for the best kind of bonding--
??地坐在彼此身? sitting next to each other in silence,
傻傻地盯??? 什么都不想 staring blankly at the TV.
他??是打架 打得?火朝天 They fight and fight, they fight and fight and fight
打啊打啊打啊 Fight-fight-fight, fight-fight-fight!
傻?和坏鼠
傻?和坏鼠之蜜蜂?波
吸 吹
非常好 It's good enough.
下班回家 Let's go home.
??卡 你曾心血?潮 Rebecca, you briefly inspired
把自己的?型叫做"莉?" the hairstyle called "The Lizzie."
"莉?"今晚在?里? Is "The Lizzie" With us here tonight?
我曾明确地告?你??些人 I was clear with your people
我不?重?"莉?"那?的?型 that I would not recreate "The Lizzie."
但"莉?"在?里 Oh, but "The Lizzie" Is here.
"我不能因?我的舞伴坐在?椅里 "I shouldn't judge my prom date
"就?他妄加?? "Just because he's in a wheelchair.
我??根据他??人??价他" I should judge him by who he is in here."
家人?抱在一起 The family hugs.
真?心 Ew.
我和??里的人 都睡? 包括那只狗 I slept with everyone in the cast, including the dog.
引用《老友?》里?修·派瑞的? To quote Matthew Perry from Friends,
"你?的太多了" "Too much information."
引用《什么事在?生》里道恩的? And to quote Dwayne from What's Happening,
?者都是美?
"嘿 嘿 嘿 " "Hey... Hey... Hey."
*珍惜家人的微笑* Cherish that family smile.
*家庭隔?那什么什么* Picket fence days don't something-something
*新的一天即?到?* The future is coming soon.
*父母和孩子才是那什么* Mom and Dad and kids. Are something.
?在是我最喜?的曲子 My favorite song now.
?一首《不要畏?死亡》 Sorry, "Don't Fear The Reaper."
大家???吉他的?作 Everybody! Air guitar!
和我一起做 Come on, do it with me.
???把?音 大家?起?吧 Use your whammy bar! Whoo! Now fuzz it up!
很好 Excellent.