THERE'S ONE CARTOUCHE I SIMPLY CAN'T WORK OUT.
A CARTOUCHE?
A CARTOUCHE IS LIKE A NAME.
IT SEEMS TO SAY "AZAZEAL,"
BUT THAT'S NOT VERY EGYPTIAN AT ALL,
SO I MUST BE WRONG.
IT'S ALL RATHER DEPRESSING.
ACTUALLY, I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.
OKAY, GUYS, HAVE A LOVELY CHRISTMAS.
WATCH ONE FILM AND GIVE ME A REVIEW IN THE NEW YEAR.
AND BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
YOU'VE GOT TO END IT.
YEAH?
WELL, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
YOU DON'T STILL BLAME ME, DO YOU?
I MEAN, YEAH, IT WAS WRONG, BUT I WAS PISSED, AND SHE --
BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAY.
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS, MATE.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
LEON RECKONS THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO GET OFF WITH HIM.
RIGHT.
HE SAYS YOU LOST THE PLOT.
RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE HIM.
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
WELL, I JUST NEED TO KNOW, IS IT TRUE?
CASSIE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU PISSED OR SOMETHING?
NO.
SO, THAT'S IT, NO EXPLAINATION?
FINE.
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL,
THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CALL IT A DAY.
OKAY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
LOOK, I JUST --
I THOUGHT ME AND YOU WERE GETTING IT TOGETHER.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE BEST APART.
[ ELECTRICAL CRACKLING ]
[ DOOR OPENING ]
OW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING.
[ HUMMING ]
[ RELIEVED SIGH ]
GOD, I WANT A ROOM WITH AN ENSUITE,
IT'S LIKE LIVING IN AUSCHWITZ.
I MEAN, WHO THOUGHT COMMUNAL NUDITY WAS A GOOD IDEA?
[ ELECTRICAL CRACKLING ]
Thelma: CASSIE?
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY,
MUST BE A POWER CUT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SPIDER IN YOUR HAIR.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
IT'S GONE.
THELMA, SOMETIMES YOU ARE A TOTAL FREAK.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I MISSED YOU.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE NORM IS TO CALL,
SUGGEST A DRINK MAYBE.
BRANDY?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SO WERE YOU GOING TO WATCH ME ALL NIGHT?
YES.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE FEELING
WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
DON'T BE SO SURE.
WOMEN THROUGH THE AGES REMAIN STUBBORNLY THE SAME.
WELL, IF YOU HADN'T HAD SO MANY,
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED.
WELL, YOU'RE HARDLY AN INNOCENT.
THAT POOR BOY,
YOU BROKE HIS HEART.
SO WHO WAS YOUR LAST TRUE LOVE?
RACHEL?
THE WOMAN YOU MADE THE PENDANT FOR?
HERATH.
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
SORRY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'VE HAD THERAPY.
THEY'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER MAN WHO WAITS 250 YEARS FOR YOU.
WELL,
NOT ONE IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION.
I COULD BE A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
THAT'S TRUE.
THEN AGAIN.
* LA LA LA LA *
* LA LA LA *
* LA LA LA LA *
* NA NA NA NA NA *
* NA NA NA **
Thelma: EVERYBODY'S GONE NOW,
AND WE CAN HAVE A NICE, QUIET CHRISTMAS TOGETHER,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
THELMA, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME WHAT YOU WANT TO ASK ME?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YES, I HAVE BEEN SEEING AZAZEAL,
YES, I INTEND TO SEE HIM AGAIN,
AND NO, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
CHARMING.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HE DID?
I THINK WE MAY HAVE MISJUDGED HIM.
OH YES, HE MEANT THE KNIFE TO MISS ME.
HE'S REALLY NO MORE EVIL THAN YOU OR I.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
WORRIED.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND LOVE.
THAT'S RUBBISH.
YOU'D RATHER I WAS LONELY WITH YOU.
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME!
I'M HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.
FINE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, SO BE IT.
BYE.
* THE STRING IS ON *
* YOU'RE PLAYING GUITAR *
* AND SUDDENLY *
* I FEEL ROMANTIC *
WHAT?
NOTHING.
SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND.
I DIDN'T ASK.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
SO WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING SO WISE?
WELL, OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES NORMAL LIFE DIFFICULT.
TROUBLE IS,
YOU SEE EVERYTHING BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE,
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO CATCH UP.
THAT MUST BE VERY FRUSTRATING.
YOU'VE NO IDEA.
STOP BEING SUCH A PRAT AND BUY ME A DRINK.
MY, WE ARE BEING DOMINEERING THIS EVENING.
IT BODES WELL.
IN THE END,
DESIRE IS ALWAYS GREATER
THAN T CONSEQUENCES.
YOU'RE SO ARROGANT.
YOU LIKE THAT.
ACTUALLY, I'M MORE INTO THE SHY, RETIRING TYPE.
RIGHT.
YOU'RE GOING TO F--- ME UP, AREN'T YOU?
PROBABLY.
* HEY, CAN I TEMPT YOU? *
* WHAT CAN YOU BE TEMPTED TO? *
* BLAME IT ON SATAN'S SEVENTH BRIDE *
* THE STRING IS STRUNG *
* THOSE STAKES ARE HIGH *
* BUT I DON'T CARE *
* 'CAUSE I FEEL ROMANTIC *
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
* BREATHING FOR BUT I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES **
I FEEL LIKE A NAUGHTY SCHOOL BOY.
INTERESTING.
* JEKYLL AND HYDE *
* BUT SIR SATAN'S STAR *
* I'M READY TO JOIN YOUR TRIBE *
* SAY, CAN I TEMPT YOU *
* CAN YOU BE TEMPTED TO? *
* PICK UP ANOTHER STRING *
* ON YOUR GUITAR *
* HEY, CAN I TEMPT YOU *
* CAN YOU BE TEMPTED TO? *
* PLAY ME LIKE SATAN'S SEVENTH BRIDE **
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Jo: CAN I HELP YOU?
I'M AFRAID THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY.
GOD, I'M SORRY.
IT MUST LOOK LIKE I'M CASING THE JOINT OR SOMETHING.
THE THOUGHT HAD CROSSED MY MIND.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS OUT WALKING AND I SAW THE HOUSE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I WAS WONDERING IF IT'S OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
I'M AFRAID NOT, IT'S A SCHOOL.
LUCKY KIDS.
I DON'T THINK THEY REALIZE THAT.
NO, BUT THEY WILL, WHEN IT'S TOO LATE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
PLEASURE.
YOU'VE GOT A SICKENING SMILE ON YOUR FACE,
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
NOTHING YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
[ Quietly ] GIVE ME STRENGTH, IF I COULD SLAP YOU, I WOULD.
WHAT?
NOTHING.
Cassie: DO YOU THINK I COULD PAY SOME DESPERATE FIRST YEAR
TO DO THIS FOR ME?
IF YOU HAD ANY MONEY.
I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO OFFER.
THEY CALL THAT PROSTITUTION.
CAN YOU FOLD?
YOUR KNICKERS ARE GETTING SMALLER.
I'M BORED WITH BEHAVING.
WHAT'S THE POINT IN HOLDING OFF?
I MEAN, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
DON'T YOU REGRET ALL THOSE THINGS YOU DIDN'T DO?
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
[ EERIE SOUND ]
I MEANT TO SAY SORRY, BUNTY, FOR BEING A BIT UPTIGHT BEFORE.
A BIT?
YOU COULD SUCK LEMONS FOR ENGLAND.
I'M JUST SLIGHTLY WARY OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S OKAY.
HOWEVER, I THINK WITH WHAT YOU TOLD ME,
I CAN ALMOST WORK THIS OUT.
SO YOU DID NEED ME AFTER ALL?
YOU COULD COME IN VERY USEFUL, YES.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOUR FRIEND AZAZEAL
WAS A PRIEST IN THE REIGN OF AKHENATEN.
YEAH, HE GETS AROUND.
WELL, HE'S MALE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
NOW, HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE PHAROH'S DAUGHTER, HERATH,
WHICH WAS VERY BAD NEWS FOR HER.
THE EGYPTIANS BELIEVE THAT THEIR UNION
DESTROYED THE NATURAL ORDER.
AND I QUOTE,
"AND THE VEIL BETWEEN THE WORLDS WAS BROKEN,
"AND THE LIVING WALKED WITH THE DEAD,
AND THE DEAD WITH THE LIVING."
JUST LIKE US.
EXACTLY, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE
THAT THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN.
SO WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?
WELL, HE WAS BANISHED, DESERVEDLY SO.
I'M AFRAID THAT LEFT POOR HERATH TO SHOULDER THE BLAME.
TYPICAL.
AND THEY OBVIOUSLY TOOK A GREAT DISLIKE TO HER.
BECAUSE I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF A MORE GRUESOME WAY TO DIE.
SHE WAS BURIED ALIVE.
GOD, POOR WOMAN.
I'M AFRAID THERE'S MORE.
THEY WERE CLEARLY TERRIFIED OF HER.
WHY?
SHE WAS CARRYING HIS CHILD.
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[ ELECTRICAL CRACKLING ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
[ ELECTRICAL CRACKLING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ ELECTRICAL CRACKLING ]
OOPS.
Jo: SHE'LL BE FINE.
YOU BETTER GET SOME REST, OKAY?
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
LIKE I'VE GOT THE WORST HANGOVER IN THE WORLD.
I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT IF THERE'D BEEN ANY OTHER WAY.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE GLAD, AREN'T YOU?
OF COURSE.
JO LOOKED PISSED OFF.
SHE'S FURIOUS.
THINKS IT WAS ONE OF THE LADS,
EVEN THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WITH ANY LUCK, SHE'LL BLAME LEON.
OH GOD, WHAT DID I DO TO LEON?
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
DID YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON?
I REALLY WISH I COULD SAY NO.
BUT?
I WAS SORT OF SEMI-AWARE.
I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
IT WAS LIKE ALL THE NORMAL BRAKES YOU APPLY
JUST WEREN'T THERE.
GOD, I WAS REALLY RUDE TO YOU.
YOU WERE THE ULTIMATE COW.
I'M REALLY SORRY, ELMA,
I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE PUT UP WITH.
I SUPPOSE I FORGIVE YOU.
DO YOU THINK HE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW?
I DON'T KNOW, I HOPE SO.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT MANKY EYED ANYMORE,
SO I CAN KEEP YOU ON A TIGHT LEASH.
THAT'S VERY REASSURING.
WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
YEAH.
THANKS, YOU KNOW, FOR ELECTROCUTING ME.
ANYTIME.
[ FAINT SCREAM ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING?
I WANT YOU TO GO.
WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART?
YOU KNOW WHY.
STOP IT.
LOOK.
WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
IT WASN'T RIGHT.
IT WASN'T ME.
SOMETIMES IT TAKES EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES
TO MAKE US SEE WHAT WE REALLY WANT.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT.
YOU TRICKED ME.
YOU ENJOYED IT.
NO.
EVERY SINGLE MINUTE YOU WERE WHERE YOU WANTED TO BE.
AND YOU STILL FEEL THE SAME, CASSIE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR RATIONAL MIND PULLS AWAY,
DOESN'T MEAN YOUR HEART HAS CHANGED.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT LATE FOR THAT.