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in the last year of the world wall that
Manian nation began to weaken behind her
Lyons Revolution had broken up her
diplomats were frantically suing for
peace while at the front toe manias army
fought on confidence its war machine was
invincible confident its war machine
would smash the enemy's lines Big Bertha
a cannon that could hurl a projector a
hundred miles was this data make its
first appearance on the Western Front
was this day to strike terror into the
hearts of the enemy seventy-five miles
away was her target a Cathedral of no
freedom paint 95 thousand four hundred
and fifty two brave 95,000 1452
Hey stand by your trigger yes it rains
collection ninety-five thousand four
hundred and fifty five trainings ninety
five thousand four and 55 yes sir reach
the cure time feel ready fire
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defective shell will examine it come on
come on come on we'd better check the
fuse yes check the fuse yes sir the fuse
look out come on run
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what's that anyway you have to be better
break to the end here cop gone again
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hey you gone crazy huh
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get out there with you what do you think
you're doing you gone crazy
sorry sir report from tap and smell the
enemy of welcome to every man to the
front muster the gun cool cake you
report to sergeant bloom come on get
your hand goodnight there soldiers come
on get your hand get in hey soldier
where's your hand grenade hey come here
where's your hand grenade
get my hand grenade keep moving come
along move or hurry it up
whoa oh yeah let me sit a bit to work
this how do you all up in car town and
throw it hey come on hey this is no time
to stretch here put yourself together
take this forward fall in here hey you
come on hurry it up there
order an attack
captain
Kapitan
hmm
thank you uh-huh excuse me the enemy
come on first let's get her good
afternoon sir man I mean older friend
come in what division 21st artillery
said take this all the wall and keep
firing I'll be back in a moment
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what is it I'm exhausted
quick help me to my plane yes thank you
my dad I'll see you get the Dominion
Cross for this it's all right so I'm
only too willing to oblige
to save my life thank you I'm I'm weak I
can't make it alone you'll have to stay
with me all right sit
can you fly a plane I can try Oh quick
let's my handle stick I have strength
take charge of that guns hurting the
enemy they're coming quick flipper hands
of the purple
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here hold on to these dispatches yes sir
if we can deliver them to general smell
awful tomainia may yet win the day haha
I think I've heard your face oh don't
say that huh I'm sorry old man huh I'm
sorry
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hey where am I don't you know me oh yes
of course of course yes yes I I feel
better now
the Bloods returning to my head what's
bizarre looks like the Sun the Sun seems
to be shining upwards strange how's the
gas terrible to keep you awake all night
no no no the gasoline in the tank Oh
almost hit me
we must be nearly there what time is it
okay but approximately one minute to 12
strange good
seem to be defying the laws of gravity
hmm hmm Walter yeah quick I've got a
fade-out wait a while now waiting for
you okay we'll get into trouble acute
serene Jenny melona Oh be careful
oh yeah now just hold it hold on hold it
I think now we'll just stage oh yeah
take it oh oh oh oh what's the matter
this build is too tight well loosen it
and train too
we're upside down I know it give me that
stick impossible
oh there it goes without a gas well I
suppose this is the end cigarette not
down then I shan't need this anymore
what month is it April spring into mania
Hilda will be in the garden now tending
the daffodils how she loves daffodils
she would never cut them for fear of
hurting them it was like taking a life
to cut a daffodil sweet gentle Gilbert a
beautiful soul and she loved animals and
little children too Oh
banded stretches come right where are
you comrade comrade the dispatches tell
me where are they are you hurt quick
take me to general smell awful
what's that Harley man if I don't
deliver these dispatches at once we're
defeated where the war's over what we
lost lost
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Hinkel party takes power meanwhile the
Jewish sold your ex barber veteran of
the world war suffered a loss of memory
and remained an inmate of the soldiers
hospital for many years he was ignorant
of the profound change that had come
over to mania pinko The Dictator ruled
the nation with an iron fist
under the new emblem of the double cross
was banished free speech was suppressed
and only the voice was heard it's a
crutch which didn't minority de
biggest-ever dystrophin dystrophin
that annoyed Hinkler has just said
yesterday Tomi Nia was down but today
she has risen
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Democrats east chunk democracy is
fragrant
Liberty stunk liberty is odious fish
stunk freedom of speech is objectionable
Tommy Tommy Nia has the greatest army in
the world
Charlie built the greatest Navy in the
world we sign here per quarter alice
dainard to sacrifice but to remain great
we must sacrifice
we must the phooey now speaks to Field
Marshal hearing the minister of wall
garbage garbage
Vincent is now addressing hair garbage
Minister of the Interior hey garbage ah
he should inspect and find from garbage
and garbage shouldn't smell him fine
from Harry clearing and garbage His
Excellency recalls the struggles of his
early days shared by his to know she
made me Ted Evans act ah on the Aryan on
the Aryan maiden in making detest me the
shear and the flexing with the stress
and the whole stain me the Moose the
Moose for the Quinta Katzenjammer the
Katzenjammer made that wooden second
seat
chairs for Inc Oh
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his Excellency has just referred to the
Jewish people
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now students of the fear factor here in
strip between the hood struts Europe
France and final strainer and then
French and BioSense Bettina Finland only
no Saints in Arusha right stress test
the stink-eye no Canada Europe and to
commit the whole icy-cold the klutzes me
Tyler
in conclusion the phooey remarks that
for the rest of the world he has nothing
but peace in his heart
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we now pause for station identification
this is the pari-mutuel network bringing
you direct from tow mania and annoyed
Hinkle's address to the sons and
daughters of the double-cross the
English interpreter is fine rates ticked
at annoyed Hinkle's personal translator
who is apparently go ahead insane
whoopee you're right in the other car
his excellency seems well pleased as
he's greeted by a committee of Romanian
children and their mothers now he pauses
before a woman with a child grammar even
the baby is thrilled and seems all
smiles at his Excellency's attention
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his excellency leaves the scene of his
triumph and we return to the palace
along Hinkle Strasser the Avenue of
culture where he will pass to manias
modern masterpieces the penis of today
and the thinker of tomorrow
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how was the speech yes a very good photo
reference to the Jews might have a
little more violent art got to rouse the
people's anger at this time violence
against the Jews might take the public's
matter of its stomach hmm perhaps all
right
things have been quiet in the ghetto
lately good morning mr. Jacob what's
good about it
well conditions food device you think
they could be worse you have a great
imagination aha you hide inkle speech
nothing I've got my own troubles
well you better often a lot of other
people right have you heard from the
Baba still in the hospital uh ever since
the war Dee's been there yeah why don't
you try invent his Baba shopping him he
won't let me every few weeks you like to
say it's coming back
it seems a pity it should be idle all
these years why War II with the Texas
the government will soon take it away
from him I perhaps you're right it isn't
such a good morning after all now you
said it ha on the mantelpiece you'll
find my tobacco pouch will you get it
yeah seems everyone is for apples huh
everyone look at Hannah poor girl a hard
worker can't get a job father was killed
in the war mother died last year
downturn enough to pay the rent for ooh
what can I do I can't throw her out
you'll need some more tobacco
well you boy I'm delivering mr.
shoemakers laundry oh you better take
the key mrs. Jaeckel and myself are
going out I'm locking up all the doors
and keys are strong through personal
style their monkey business oh yes and
potato I think I'll take a box home Hey
well is the truck hold it there will ya
you have no right to do this that's
alright just charge it to my account
nice boys why don't some of you do
something I wish I was a man I'd show
you now what would you do my pretty maid
oh you're very brave all together but
not wonder you got guts to set up a loan
and fight oh then you got a truck to run
away in case somebody gets your back
alright come on and take me you get a
lot of medals for it so you could do is
to pick on women and rob defenseless
people
I don't rob the poor girl boys give a
bag of tomatoes here
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I have to do it all over again pigs
send impatient 33 yes sir here's an
interesting case and easier Jewish
soldier
Ben here says the war has Nadia's been
here only a few weeks Lucy any idea
what's happened to the mean - nothing
least his one injury seems to be in his
barbershop which he believes he left
only a few weeks ago poor devil a lab
many surprises waiting for him I'm
afraid so yeah go on who used to be you
ten I know sir but he disappeared
disappear
well doesn't go didn't you see this case
besides this is what we can do for him
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beat it up there come on yeah you got
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what do you think you're doing I really
don't know well you leave that alone
okay silly I'm not silly I appreciate
that
when you talk to me Heil Hinkle and
salute who are you anyway
I'll show you who I am now the
headquarters
see that's my shop I don't care if it is
enough you come now
you leave me laughs all gonna put up a
fight oh yeah now let me tell you
something
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you please come or is that meant for
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I'm sorry mister I didn't mean to hit
you
you are wonderful I enjoyed that but
don't stand there you better beat it
no I'll call a policeman no no go do
that why not you're crazy
look out there's more coming whoa wait a
minute come in here what's wrong with
you there's no use being foolhardy Oh
what's this Oh hit you I don't know I
think all right gang up here you'd
better go along get fixed up we'll
investigate later what time is it
well get in
I don't see what is it it's all right
now they've gone thanks mister how that
did me a lot of good sure got nerve the
way you fought back that's what we
should all do fight back we can't fight
alone are we gonna lick him together we
didn't do so bad did we
oh excuse me
you're the barber the one that was in
the hospital mr. Jacobs often talked
about you we didn't think you're ever
coming back huh but the stormtroopers
they'll be looking for you
stomp shoes you better hide wait I'll
get the key to the cellar is this the
man that's him
Hale Hankel who see no fool with me I
said Hale Hinkle all right
put out your hands just a moment we
won't put them on here bring him outside
yes come on you come on well we take
your Daniel finish this here come on
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wait a minute I've got an idea a bright
idea
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major shook hand honey bursting man yes
sir what the second-in-command yes sir
oh never mind you yes what the devil
goes on here and who told you to hang
people from lampposts no one sir
my oldest where to keep these streets
tidy what was the trouble a Jew is
attacking stormtroopers so where does he
yeah break ranks Oh
so there you are stand him up get up you
don't you remember me huh the war you
saved my life me strange and I always
thought of you as an Aryan and the
vegetarian well don't you remember the
enemy tried to capture us but we got
away in my plane train and then we
crashed oh yes now I remember well how
are you what is my friend done our men
were painting his windows commander and
he resisted any brave man would resist
I'm sorry this occurred
I'm sure that in future you will not be
molested again however if you were your
friends or ever in any trouble I hope
you'll let me know who did that
Oh one of my friends Oh
Hinkle's palace was the center of a
gigantic enterprise an enterprise that
would build the world's greatest war
machine behind this undertaking was the
dynamic energy of our enoyed Hinkle
whose amazing genius ran the entire
nation whose ceaseless activity kept him
busily occupied every moment of the day
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uncle Henning is waiting your excellency
enough Heil Hitler
you'll I can see I believe we've got
something now a bulletproof uniform
material is light as silk where is it
I've arranged for a demonstration in the
anti-hero it will only take two minutes
I can spare one professor have committed
hey link Oh your excellency actions
speak louder than words
a bulletproof uniform and 100% perfect
shoot far from perfect
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okay I'm Saran
my secretary where is she and the outer
office your excellency Cola yes
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Giovinco take a liver
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no no no I'm in the toy room
we've had some demos all right I should
be up what is it a parachute
the most compact in the world worn like
an ordinary hat will open in 25 feet
demonstrate professor Hinkle
Haring why do you waste my time like
this send garbage here
your garbage is waiting your excellency
enough here Hinkle garbage what's the
meaning of this these appropriations 25
million for prison camps when we need
every penny for the manufacturing and
additions
we've had to make a few arrests a few
having it nothing astronomical five or
ten thousand Oh a day a day
just a few dissenters that's all what
are they dissent about the working hours
the cutting wages
chiefly the synthetic food the quality
of the sawdust in the bread what more do
they want from the finest lumber our
mills can supply nevertheless the
condition is getting dangerous but
people are overworked they need
diversion the people bar Matt got it'll
further with the Jews burned down some
of their houses spectacular assault on
the ghetto and I might prove diverting
we must do something more dramatic now
is the time to invade osterlich
how soon can we be ready according to
hearing three months I can't wait that
long
besides napaloni zombie might invade
ostrich before me we must strike now in
that case we should require foreign
capital follow it follow it the bankers
have all refused but wait there's one
man a mic makers to learn epsteen
epsteen he's a Jew isn't he yes mm-hmm
well let's be big about it they're part
of the money from if Stan might be
difficult in view of our policy towards
these people very well then we'll change
our policy towards these people tell
commander Schultz that in future all
persecution of the Jews must cease at
least to have negotiated this law
I don't understand it the whole ghetto
so quiet now
you can't imagine was going on while you
were away at this single business you
weren't here you're in the hospital
unconscious believe me you don't
appreciate what a good time you are
having yeah well things get worse go to
Oesterle that's still a free country
sooner or later we'll have to go anyway
nice to see you back it's like the old
days again
hey how's business hey sir
awful is the man are all in
concentration camp you should go in for
fixing up the women nice money in the
beauty parlor business anything about it
huh me no practice on Hannah yeah Hannah
get up in that chair yeah I'm going to
make you look beautiful beautiful before
he's going to practice on you for a
beauty parlor you're not gonna put mud
on my face are you oh you're going to
take some off make me look beautiful
oh there's mrs. shumake for the laundry
that's all right
I you sit here and enjoy yourself huh I
know I've seen you making eyes don't pay
attention mr. Jacob
I like your shop since we fixed it up
mm-hmm I wish I had a business like this
there's no future in housework maybe if
I save my money I can have a barbershop
someday hmm
but I can never save money slips through
my fingers like that trouble is I've
always lived up to every penny I've
earned I shouldn't I
here today and gone tomorrow and then
where are you
do you believe in God I do but if there
wasn't one would you live any different
I wouldn't life could be wonderful if
people would leave you alone
things are looking brighter now maybe
you're the reason saving commander
Schultz his life honey how they've left
us alone me it seems too good to be true
do you have a baby I do that's the only
time I'm really happy dreaming
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sometimes I get so carried away I don't
know what I'm doing
how do you like that do you know we're
very much alike happy yeah we're both
absent-minded do you think so yeah I
like as minded people do you know the
story about the man that put is watching
boiling water in hell the againist and
[Laughter]
they say all great minded designers see
what my folks didn't think so
of course there's an excuse for you you
reaching the war I was born that blade I
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know why women never grow Wizkid I'll
give you shampoo
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hola
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inna cute
how'd you do it she tried on yourself if
you were fixed up you'd look handsome
yeah you know is it Peter man I have to
go Dana
one please take it easy there how'd you
hurt yourself
careful next time here's another one
how do you do
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something's happened I know it the
stormtroopers they help me up wouldn't
it be wonderful if they stopped hating
us if they'd leave us alone then let us
go about our business like we used to
may be wonderful if we didn't have to
leave and go to another country I don't
want to go away with all the hardship in
the persecution I love it here perhaps
he wonderful they live and be happy
again it's not a decent fair not even a
sharp pencil I'm surrounded by nothing
but incompetent stupid sterile
stenographers I'll get you a pen don't
bother I won't send it we've just
discovered the most wonderful the most
marvellous poison cats later later
lady my secret agent hmm your secret
agent tell her to come here happy 76
come right in
heretical Oh garbage what are you here
from it's tan most encouraging our agent
reports that all the board of directors
are Aryans
so the learn is bound to go through good
hey Linc oh come yeah well the men are
planning a strike at the arms factory
where's the leader there were five of
them kept them shut
they were your excellency Oh hmm how
many do you see we're going on strike
the whole Factory 3000 of them have them
all shot I don't want any of my workers
dissatisfied but your excellency these
men have skilled craftsmen why not let
them work till they can train others
then shoot them cannot afford to be
lenient the whole rhythm of production
will be affected if you shoot tomorrow
rhythm of production
all right have your rhythms you may
instruct your operatives to spare the
strikers and permit them to return to
work but to mark them for future
reference that is my department I'll
attend to that this waiver strange these
Streng leaders they're all brunettes but
a blonde amongst them brunettes the
travel makers they're worse than the
Jews they'd wipe them out
it's too small not so fast we get rid of
the Jews first then concentrate on the
brunettes she'll never have peace until
we have a pure Aryan race how wonderful
Romania a nation of blue-eyed blondes
well not have learned you're of a blonde
a sure of land America blonde and a
brunette dictator dictator of the world
why not not Caesar art notice the world
is he feet worn-out afraid no nation
would dare to oppose you dictator of the
world our destiny will kill off the Jews
wipe out the brunettes
they will come forth our dream a pure
Aryan race beautiful Hungarian they will
love you they will adore you they will
worship you as a god oh no no you
mustn't say it you make me afraid to
myself
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yes dictator of the world we'll start
with the invasion of osterlich after
that you would have to fight we don't
Bluff nation after nation will
capitulate within two years the world
will be under your thumb leave me I want
to be alone out Caesar
Abdullah's Emperor
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this is the happy hour program make your
work a pleasure move with the rhythm of
music our next selection Brahms
Hungarian dance number 5
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fifteen cents please but happy hour
program now signing off at six o'clock
all stations will carry adenoid hynkel
is addressed to the sons and daughters
of the double-cross seems like the old
days again joined it I wonder how long
they're going to last
don't you read the papers it is rumor
that English going to give the Jewish
people back their rich maybe but you are
business is much better nobody
interferes with this anymore now doing
that make you feel good no sir
the top of mr. Gentiles you're so used
to bad time he'll unhappy what's going
on upstairs
Anna the aggression got up the wildest
evening that's sure she's got a wall who
is it the Baba no hang on
oh my dear those hens with the Madeleine
those canvases this alright maybe I
better not go don't be foolish
he knows you do housework wait a minute
to get a pair of mittens to his mouth
this is my baby
yeah he's ready yet
alright
not yet he's polishing a ball men's head
bad news
invasion of Austerlitz will have to be
delayed what Epstein refuses to register
money whoa
Epstein refuses a synthesis of
undershirts abstain refuses to
Blitzstein What did he say he complained
to the persecution of his people and
said under no circumstances would he
have any dealings with a medieval maniac
he'll deal with a medieval maniac more
than he thinks
first I shall deal with his people
your excellency suits call out the
stormtroopers we're going to stage a
little medieval entertainment in the
ghetto at such a time your excellency I
think it's ill-advised what
demonstrations of this kind are
demoralizing the whole country indie and
since when have you been so concerned
about the ghetto I speak in the
interests of our party and for the cause
of humanity shoots you need a vacation
fresh air little outdoor exercise she'll
send you to a concentration camp
gasps lease commander she was under
arrest
very well but remember my words your
cause is doomed to failure because it's
your policy is worse than a crime it's a
tragic blunder of business excellent
shoots whoo I have you forsaken me
excellency here are the notes for your
speech thank you it's gotten sick back
and not need them what I see tonight
will not be directed to the sons and
daughters of the double-cross but to the
children of Israel
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you know after all
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what's that turn off the radio listen
it's a stormtrooper even in to the
rocketeers lock all the doors here you
men stay right here you've got to make a
stand
you might as well die is to go on living
like this
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we have a social Carla Mike here
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what do you think you're doing
Amanda's shirts gave strict orders not
to molest anyone in this Court these
Jews were attacking stormtroopers I
don't care what they were doing the
artist what to keep out of here there
you saw that yourself I can't help it
those are commander shorts his arse come
on let's get going
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one of them no waters I'm gonna get that
girl out out did you hear that he's
arrested commander's been arrested is
the stormtroopers after you
you better get up one dude no I stay
here come on
all right stand fight don't be a fool do
you want to be
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there goes the barbershop never mind we
can start again we can got Austerlitz
that's still a free country mr. Jacob
says it's beautiful there wonderful
green fields and they grow apples and
grapes mr. Jacobs brothers got a
vineyard nos Gage and what mr. Jacob
goes they said he'd take me with him now
we've all go together we'll be wonderful
living in the country
much better than a smoky old city if we
work hard don't eat much we can save
money and buy a chicken farm there's
nice money to be made in chicken
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look at that star isn't it beautiful
one thing Hinkle with all his power can
never touch that
so right now coast is clear
this commando shows escaped he's hiding
in my cellar he's holding a meeting at
midnight and he wants you to be there
hon are you to come down and help mrs.
Jaeckel with her saga Brad I'll be down
don't understand it's crazy
what does this commend you shows one of
us he wants us to blow up the palace
what we Jewish people shouldn't get
mixed up in such a business I know it
but commander Schultz is such a good
talker he has them all hypnotized I knew
shuri's I came in this evening
I'm due putting a coin in one of your
puddings put in your corner one of the
puddings but don't worry I fixed
everything wait and see gentlemen may I
came your indulgence for a moment we are
here tonight to rid the country of a
tyrant in order to carry out this plan
one of us must die in ancient times the
Aryan tribe of Lango bardeen's made
human sacrifice to the gods for at a
feast by lottery
the victim was chosen tonight at this
feast one of you will be chosen each man
will receive a pudding concealed in one
of these as a coin whoever gets that
coin must give up his life for the
liberation of his people but he will
join the long line of history's noble
matters
and will rid his country of a tart I
know that it is the wish of all of us to
be chosen this night to die for tomainia
much as I should like to participate in
this ordeal I cannot buy
don't you understand he's too well-known
must be done by somebody like us I can't
cheat like that gentlemen this is a
question of my honour it's very
embarrassing
commander shoots I apologize for my
friend and let me say on behalf of
myself and the others that we consider
it a great privilege to die for our
country very well then gentlemen I shall
now retire until fate has chosen the
Liberator
until then hey-oh hey-oh what my say
gentlemen we have pledged our honour
proceed
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gentlemen this coin is here what's the
meaning of all this
somebody made a fool of us you're quite
right I did let I put a coin in every
pudding mr. Jacob blowing up Dallas
isn't wanting to kill people
we're enough trouble as it is fellas
right we've all been foutch our places
at all looking after our own appear good
night good morning
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by the people stare see commander
Shoesmith behind me indicate oh here it
is
read it for yourself good morning good
morning Anna here read that mystery
still surrounds the disappearance of ex
commander Schultz at police headquarters
was believed that the commander may be
hiding in the ghetto a certain Jewish
barber reported to be a friend of
Schultz is also wanted for questioning
me well if it's just for questioning
can't be serious
Meyer Berg was only wanted for
questioning and we never heard of him
since who is it
hello Jacob
my name is digger alright did you hear
what they're saying in the papers about
the men Deschutes hiding in the ghetto I
know I know
well don't you think that it's serious
Furies if they find him here in the
house to realize there are spies
everywhere spy what's the matter with
him
didn't you eat he's wanted for
questioning boy where's the commander
he's in the next room let me tell you if
commander shows his father this house we
all go to the concentration camp for
life in get our heads cut off in the
bargain AM am i giving you an argument
then get rid of him you can't throw him
out of course not but I should like to
know how long is he going to stay here
that's all come back is on the table
it's the man thank you
I have breakfast waiting at home take
the other side of the street and search
every house good morning good morning
what's wrong now they're looking for
commander Xu commander Xu he's supposed
to be hiding in one of those houses are
they always looking for somebody
oh is it coming this way the
stormtroopers are searching every house
quick tell the commander oh did you tell
him yes what is it with the stormtrooper
house this yeah you sure did you leave
anything behind my god take this come on
let's hurry
well you go with him you stay here
you'll see him later
I'll meet on the roof tonight all right
Oh take this
stop look where you are
look where you are okay
I can't see my back you've dropped it
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don't top the other one don't drop the
other one my god bouncing not make
alphabets and come up and there they'll
see you I'll be careful
yes we're lucky you didn't break your
neck pardon me sorry you guard the back
wait up I'm sorry I should have to
bother you again there he is
well good morning how are you Oh so-so
commando jokes here's your friend
remember your finals will be appreciated
yes sir take him down to the wagon
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hey where you going
the smoking-room off come on down this
way
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oh yeah
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gentlemen I am pleased to announce that
we are at last ready to march on ostrich
this was made possible by the enterprise
genius genius turn around get in to
Field Marshal hearing for the invasion
of ostrich
elephant yes yes wait I declare war on
you yes napaloni listen you blockhead
mobilize every division in the Air Force
proceed bacteria on the tech at once
will be the end of us do as I tell you
sign this yes what is it a declaration
of war
sign it I'll sign it
a pen Saanich Luna Rossa peanut the
cheesier they're learning
balloony you talk to him what should I
say be nice hello
well well well how are you I know he
hasn't been playing very much lately
where drowned in 92 really
you want to speak to his Excellency just
now he's a little hoarse no no I mean he
can't talk
daddy the message he says no doubt
you've heard of the movement of his
troops on the ostrich fund and you've
had to discuss the matter with you ask
him to come here his Excellency would be
delighted to invite you to termini where
he would discuss the matter very well
I'll make necessary arrangements goodbye
your excellency he's coming good
well give him the works we put on the
greatest merger show the world has ever
known
convinced of my strength he'll never
only will leave the invasion of
osterlich to me what should I do with
this what is it your declaration of war
peace is declared two million nine
hundred and seventy-five thousand eager
citizens are massed in the station
square awaiting the arrival of benzene
on a felony entering the station is our
beloved boy ready to breed his
distinguished guests this historic
meeting will cement a friendship that
has long existed between our Phooey
and the dictator of bacteria his
Excellency is about to breathe the
bacteria no basa der how do you do
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see about the photography when their
excellence is meet tell the place to see
that are four years well photographed
full face not the back of this here yes
sir
Benzino Knapp alone is private train is
now coming into the station and from a
pink and white car napaloni and his wife
will step onto a crimson carpet where an
annoyed Hinkle will deliver his address
of welcome
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hey come on they've gone too far
please why can't did we get out here
that is an old carpet here's about a car
ill they gonna cheer me an apple only I
never get out with other carpet is going
back again okay I'll be there is out
there it's stopping shut up
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take it away take it away stay here stay
here till they've made up their mind
you got a cabin on me this is indeed a
pleasure thank you
welcome to Romania this way pictures
your Excellencies well sure
SOTA another one please ah this is
really a pleasure to be here but then he
go well you wanted the picture what are
you what a hellos Oh your excellency how
do you feel
boy look after mama ohinki did you meet
my wife your wife that's all right let's
go
Romania very nice
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lack of the two little slower this way
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thank you
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at all cost napaloni shall not invade
osterlich that country belongs to me at
this meeting we shall not discuss the
ostrich situation this interview is
solely to impress upon him the force of
your personality or to make him feel
your superiority there
this man Apollonia is aggressive
domineering before we make our demands
we must put him in his place
precisely but how diamines of applied
psychology in other words by making him
feel inferior this can be done in many
subtle ways for instance at this
interview I have so arranged that he
will always be looking up at you you
looking down at him at all times his
position will be inferior hmm excellent
then again we should seat him here
beside your bust so the dip do relax
that will always be glaring at him huh
Oh where is he now resting when he
arrives I have arranged that he should
enter from the far end room another
psychological triumph you have the
embarrassment of walking the entire
length or the floor toward you remember
at all times how you feel wait oops ah
my product take you're a nice little man
a hickey I'm so glad to see you again my
friend the garbage hello
oh this is a lovely place I feel a fine
I just had a nice a cold shower and that
bathtub as soon as you get the plumbing
fixed it'll be enough for the shape your
excellency when you sit down oh shoot
shoot
well I he keep my take Tyler friend your
I must be a growing that you wouldn't
give me a baby stupid
there's a stool is that for me I like it
better up a stanza here you know
something garbage this is a lovely
country very nice of people I thought
the public extremely enthusiastic on
your arrival sure they'd like to see new
faces I'm sorry for the mishap that
occurred to madam napaloni at the
railroad station what's that what's that
I am sorry for the nephilim if it
occurred
madam a felony at the railway station
oh she's not used to public life she
can't take it much oh I'm sorry I know I
thought I'd don't apologize I find the
one I am simply crazy about discipline
us ivory and gold that makes a lovely
combination gets away from that
gingerbread idea
sit down mr. utter garbage what's on the
program there's the grand ball this
evening
Glen ball the grand ball and this
afternoon a review of the army review of
the army well that will take a long I'm
afraid it will oh so you got a big army
huh modesty forbids yeah it seems I've
heard something about it what about wear
a duty army I think I'll get me a shape
we have a barbershop in the panel is
that so
pinky you look a little blue one of the
gills what do you say we take a shave
together I should be delighted board
very well this way once it's and ah ah
this is the barbershop I got a spell
ah now this is a Swede the bet is sweet
you like it who's the empress library
makes a good a barber shop into old
fashion I want something modern so you
see when I get shaved I'm very nervous I
like something to look at so I'm putting
in glass walls and ceiling so that when
my head is turned this way I shall have
a view of the mountains ah I'm gonna tip
this way I shall have a view through the
glass ceiling what's above the ceiling
the ballroom any myself Alice I have a
barbershop is that so yes it also has
glass walls you don't tell me oh yes
with goldfish swimming inside we're gone
fish through the side of the walls
mm-hmm
how do you feed them you can't they're
all dead that's why I'm building a new
barber shop you like it this is the
Hinkel stadium before half million
spectators the greatest display of arms
the world has ever known marches by and
review our beloved Florian Hill digger
to cheer seated in the reviewing stand
thrilled by this historic event but
nothing at this point
with a pillow thank you I've head sir oh
okay now passing Romania's heavy
artillery
it's alright I want to show you about
new bombing planes I just call up a half
hour ago to start up over where are they
coming from aroma a Roomba that's 400
miles away that's right they should be
here now I don't know what to tell him
now passing tomainia slide artillery hmm
that's very light and here come the
armored tanks the pride of tomainia is
army the latest design the last word in
father's warfare
where my nose where's the propellers
hello George put water under water
thanks the door to the water submarine
words you've never heard of a do marine
tanks they go underwater in a fly up of
stairs
what's that tanks that go into the water
and fly in the air oh yes those are
obsolete now we're concentrating or
implying dreadnoughts flying dreadnought
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now passing Eagles flying division
number 34 oh please
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you're right
hey horas
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garbage invasion of osterlich it's all
so simple our troops tanks and guns will
be hidden along the border to disarm
suspicion you will go hunting duck
shooting or something if you're pointed
time he will sharp with the village of
pretzel burg meet the army step into an
automobile and cross over into a student
heading an eye with a way to the capital
to receive your first never no names to
remove his troops from the border that
question will be decided tonight where
is never lonely I'll see if I can find
him in the meantime it might be
advisable for you to dance with madam
napaloni
huh well Carrie wait you mean I will
carry wait where's your twist it's just
odd mistake you know may I have the
pleasure of the stairs allow me
Madame the dancing was superb excellent
very good good
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I've added an alloy pin see know I've
been looking for you all evening
what do you say we have a sandwich go to
some quiet little place where we can sit
down and talk things over huh as you
wish an excellent idea the gentlemen to
the buffet of course this me there's an
old to medium problem inside music that
look inside the flute very funny I wish
I understand it though about the border
situation are you sure it's no problem
or should be no trouble at all what's
the man wait you two out huh out out
Oh as I was saying about the border
question oh yes you said just a matter
of detail mayor formalities strawberries
pardon me have you a English mustard
English mustard directions that's the
heart of stuff on any hot Rover chamber
cheap cream creamy richness a dahi key
as far as I'm concerned I'm gonna make
this very simple this is the treaty you
agree not to invade ostrich
I agree not to invade osterlich beside
of the treaty then I remove my troops
from the border good in other words when
your troops Rafah border I sign that's
all right very good huh oh just the
monoids
you don't understand first two we sign
of the treaty then I remove it a true
precisely I sign when your troops off
the border just the minerals Espoo
pretty all of this hello
you a signer there's a treaty up first
then I remove the troops after well what
are we arguing about
you just said I'll remover the troops
our first well you don't expect me to
sign while your troops are there on the
border you don't expect me to remove the
troops that tells you a sign
why not why should I why shouldn't show
Austerlitz is a free control your
soldiers are there on the Austerlitz
border and they'll stay there until you
assign it there's a three don't take
them off
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your excellency to quote an old Irish
where's our buyer sandwich well give me
another one can't we sit down no what I
thought to me my own enjoyed the like
I'll ask you can't we sit down and
discuss this thing without cash I am
another passionate time adjuster that's
all I want to sell the tritium you
understand what would my people think
signing such a treaty when your soldiers
are there on the Austerlitz border I
will not to move a fortune teller you
assign or not until you clear that
border will I sign anything that amaya
soldiers remain then I tick them off one
of over from you I hear - yes and my
aeroplanes will palm your artillery like
that you want to start a World War I
will get you all know when the world
I'll throw in the ocean
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you're next this isn't like you oh but
it's alright I have a point what's this
I'm from the International Press how's
the conference progressing very
successful how did you get in
excuse me will you how'd this manga go
down to captain block tell Monta tell
anyone else to enter the palace under
any census tonight to understand yeah
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of course there are minor details to be
cleaned up
please islamistic excuse me we're very
busy
the press are outside the whole world
would know that we're fighting and so
what do we come to some agreement not
until he signs they say nothing
your excellency I must speak you alone
you mind mind I don't mind what is it
time time
why should he had the advantage of this
it mattered of a scrap of paper then why
wouldn't you sign and take his clothes
off the board and we can move in without
using them they're our sign what all of
this oh my little Maya dictator brother
I knew we have a no trouble two princes
escaping officers uniformed officers
tied up for the guardroom sound alarm to
prison escape come on
the planes are searching for us let's
make for the woods no we must keep in
the open the borders that way invasion
of osterlich Now or Never
did you hear that came from over there
come on where'd you get that outfit
what come on sir back where your partner
where shoot you won't talk huh he'll
talk when he gets in the camp come on
there it is the village of pretzel burg
hey if we can pass through there we're
safe across the Austerlitz border
couldn't we go through the woods course
not
the woods are swarming with soldiers
they'd suspect us at once we must face
the music you see anyone don't look
right or left
we must bluff our way through remember
your stormtrooper here they come
can you see what they're doing they're
looking this way
I'll pay no attention keep going they're
beginning to follow us shall we run
certainly not just a little bit keep
walking
it could have walk a little faster huh
think of your mind
perhaps we'd better slow down no no he's
going there's no hurry come on you don't
want to change your mind a turn back Oh
keep going keep going hey you think your
excellency will be pleased to know that
everything is under control
good good I have been in continual
communication with marshal Haring an
orphanage sir the route ahead of us is
well guarded and at the back of us are
200 tanks 50 armored cars and 500
machine guns good good I'll be ready to
start yeah yes gentlemen
I'm certainly happy to see you with us
again thank you
you're invading hostile äj--
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see the world awaits your word what
happened look strange and what choose to
jardin des Vosges
it's excellency our garbage Secretary of
the Interior minister of propaganda
Corona of any active ictus victory shall
come to the worthy today democracy
liberty and equality are words to fool
the people no nation can progress for
such ideas they stand in the way of
action therefore we frankly abolish them
in the future each man will serve the
interest of the state with absolute
obedience let him who refuses beware the
rights of citizenship will be taken away
from all Jews and other non Aryans they
are inferior and therefore enemies of
the state it is the duty of all true
Aryans to hate and despise them
henceforth this nation is annexed to the
Tomy nyan Empire and the people of this
nation will obey the laws bestowed upon
us by our great leader the dictator of
tomania the conqueror of osterlich the
future and
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I'm sorry but I don't want to be an
emperor that's not my business I don't
want to rule or conquer anyone
I should like to help everyone if
possible Jew Gentile black man white we
all want to help one another human
beings are like that we want to live by
each other's happiness not by each
other's misery we don't want to hate and
despise one another in this world is
room for everyone and the good earth is
rich and can provide for everyone the
way of life can be free and beautiful
but we have lost the way greed has
poisoned men's souls has barricaded the
world with hate has goose-stepped us
into misery and bloodshed
we have developed speed but we have shut
ourselves in machinery that gives
abundance has left us in want our
knowledge has made us cynical our
cleverness hard and unkind we think too
much and feel too little more than
machinery we need humanity more than
cleverness we need kindness and
gentleness
without these qualities life will be
violent and all will be lost
the aeroplane and the radio have brought
us closer together the very nature of
these inventions cries out for the
goodness in men cries out for universal
brotherhood for the unity of us all even
now my voice is reaching millions
throughout the world millions of
despairing men women and little children
victims of a system that makes men
torture and imprison innocent people
- those who can hear me I say do not
despair the misery that is now upon us
is but the passing of greed the
bitterness of men who fear the way of
human progress the hate of men will pass
and dictators die and the power they
took from the people will return to the
people and so long as men die Liberty
will never perish
soldiers don't give yourselves to brutes
men who despise you enslave you who
regiment your lives tell you what to do
what to think of what to feel who drill
you diet you treat you like cattle use
you as cannon fodder don't give
yourselves to these unnatural men
machine men with machine minds and
machine hearts
you are not machine
you are not cattle you are men you have
the love of humanity in your hearts
you don't hate only the unloved hate the
unloved and the unnatural soldiers don't
fight for slavery fight for liberty in
the seventeenth chapter of st. Luke it
is written the kingdom of God is within
man not one man nor a group of men but
in all men in you you the people have
the power the power to create machines
the power to create happiness
you the people have the power to make
this life free and beautiful to make
this life a wonderful adventure then in
the name of democracy let us use that
power let us all unite I'll just fight
for a new world a decent world that will
give men a chance to work that will give
you the future and old age a security by
the promise of these things brutes have
risen to power but they lie they do not
fulfill their promise they never will
dictators free themselves but they
enslave the people
now let us fight to fulfill that promise
let us fight to free the world to do
away with national barriers to do away
with greed with hate and intolerance let
us fight for a world of reason a world
where science and progress will lead to
all men's happiness
soldiers in the name of democracy let us
all unite
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Hanna can you hear me
wherever you are look up Hanna
the clouds are lifting the Sun is
breaking through we are coming out of
the darkness into the light we are
coming into a new world
a kindly a world where men will rise
above their head their greed and
brutality look up Hanna
the soul of man has been given wings and
at last he is beginning to fly he is
flying into the rainbow into the light
of hope into the future the glorious
future that belongs to you to me and to
all of us
look out Anna look huh
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Anna did you heal that listen
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