Okay, MoonRockers. Tonight,
好的，MoonRockers。今晚，
we are welcoming a new couple
我们欢迎一对新伴侣
into our family.
融入我们的家庭。
Their pre-enlightenment names
他们的启蒙前名字
were Brenda and Ted,
布伦达和泰德在那里
but they will now be known
但他们现在将被称为
as Sunrise and Male Number 28.
作为日出和男性编号 28。
Hi, everyone.
嗨，大家好。
Wait, what?
等等，什么？
I met Sunrise in a threesome
我遇到了三人行中的日出
with David Crosby.
与大卫·克罗斯比。
And for her recruiting efforts,
并且对于她的招募工作，
Flower here will now be receiving
花店现在将开始接收
extra carrots with dinner.
额外胡萝卜作为晚餐。
Male 11,
男性 11 岁
you will be giving her your carrots.
你将把你的胡萝卜给她。
Sw... Uh... Thanks, Male 11.
Sw... 嘿... 谢谢，男性 11 号。
Just to catch our new members up, this...
仅为了让新成员们跟上，这...
is the Moon Rock.
月球岩石。
It is the sacred meteorite that guides us,
这是引导我们的神圣陨石
creates the laws we live by,
创建我们生活的法律，
and that only I can talk to.
只有我能与之交谈。
In terms of living arrangements,
关于居住安排，
Sunrise, you will be joining me and the other wives
日出，你将加入我和其他妻子们
in the Moon Tent,
在月球帐篷中，
and Number 44... Twenty-eight.
并且编号 44...二十八。
Whatever. You will be communing with nature.
随便。你将与大自然交流。
You will be given a blanket
您将获得一条毯子
and a stick with which to fend off badgers.
用一根用来赶走獾的棍子。
Yes, Flower?
是的，花？
I was just wondering, is the world
我只是想知道，这个世界
still going to end next week?
下周还是结束吗？
Oh.
哦。
Uh... no.
嗯...不。
The Moon Rock
月球岩石
is very happy with this situation
非常满意这种状况
and, as such, has
并且，因此，有
called off the major meteor explosion
取消了大流星爆炸
until sundown on...
直到日落时分...
...February 13,
2023 年 2 月 13 日
2025.
2025
Oh! That's great news.
哦！这是个好消息。
Well, that's all for tonight.
嗯，今晚就到这里吧。
So, uh, wives... to the Moon Tent.
所以，嗯，妻子们...去月亮帐篷。
And husbands... grab your sticks,
丈夫们...拿起你们的棍子，
and may the badgers be scarce tonight.
愿今晚獾子稀少。
All right, team,
好的，团队，
I want you to look around.
我想让你四处看看。
You are the best
你是最棒的
that the Hudson Valley has to offer.
哈德逊山谷所能提供的。
- At this salary level. - Welcome aboard,
在这个薪资水平。 - 欢迎加入我们。
everyone. Isaac Higgintoot.
大家好。艾萨克·希金图特。
Gabe I know from
加百列，我知道
my days in New York.
我的纽约时光。
What this man can do at a prep station
这个人能在预备站做什么
is an inspiration.
这是一份灵感。
Oh, right, New York.
哦，对了，纽约。
Did I used to sell you weed?
我以前是不是卖过你大麻？
I like Gabe.
我喜欢盖布。
Great energy.
巨大的能量。
Cobra, Neel, very excited to work with both of you.
眼镜蛇，尼尔，非常兴奋能与你们两位合作。
I would die for you, Chef.
我愿意为你而死，厨师。
Got to love Cobra's commitment.
值得称赞 Cobra 的承诺。
Happy to be here. Quick "Q"...
很高兴在这里。快速“Q”...
who was that hot blonde I saw in here earlier?
我刚才在这里看到的那位辣妹是谁？
That's my wife.
这是我的妻子。
- Not cool, Neel. - Moving on.
不太酷，尼尔。 - 继续前进。
Everyone, this is Amanda. What?
大家好，这是阿曼达。什么？
What'd I do? Please don't fire me.
我做了什么？请不要解雇我。
Child, don't worry. You were the only one that applied
孩子，别担心。你是唯一申请的人
- for the position. - By opening night,
- 为该职位。 - 开幕之夜，
this team will be a well-oiled machine.
这支团队将是一个运转良好的机器。
February 13, 2025...
2025 年 2 月 13 日...
that's the day that we make culinary history.
这是我们创造烹饪历史的那一天。
Why does that date sound so familiar?
为什么那个日期听起来这么熟悉？
Yes, Gabe.
是的，加布。
Will there be drug tests?
将会有药物检测吗？
Wasn't planning on it.
没打算这么做。
Seems like maybe there should be.
似乎可能应该有。
So, as you know,
因此，正如您所知，
the opening of Jay's restaurant is tomorrow night,
贾斯的餐厅明天晚上开业
and the hottest ticket in town
城镇中最热门的门票
is a seat at the ghost table.
这是一张幽灵桌的座位。
We're talking "Sugar Ray opening for Limp Bizkit
我们正在谈论“糖雷为 Limp Bizkit 开场”
- at Webster Hall" hot. - Oh, I love Sugar Ray.
- 在韦伯斯特音乐厅很热。- 哦，我喜欢 Sugar Ray。
I watched him beat the crap out of Roberto Durán in 1980.
我看过他在 1980 年把罗伯托·杜兰揍得屁滚尿流。
I know it's surprising,
我知道这很令人惊讶，
but I love blood sports.
但我喜欢血腥运动。
Since Isaac is busy
由于以撒很忙
with the restaurant launch, I've been put in charge
随着餐厅的开幕，我被委以重任
of choosing who will sit at the ghost table.
选择谁将坐在幽灵桌旁。
Now, there are four seats,
现在，有四个座位，
and, obviously, Isaac and I will be in two of them.
显然，艾萨克和我将有两个。
Why do you get to go?
你为什么可以去？
Because I'm Isaac's money manager,
因为我担任艾萨克的钱务经理，
by virtue of the fact that I went to Wharton
鉴于我去了沃顿
and I have the ability to touch buttons on a computer.
并且我有能力触摸电脑上的按钮。
Which brings me
这让我想起
to the reason
至于原因
that I gathered you all here.
我召集你们所有人到这里。
You are the finalists for the two remaining seats,
您是剩余两个席位的决赛选手
and I
并且我
am now open for pitches.
我现在开放接受提案。
Go.
去。
This is preposterous.
这简直是荒谬。
Hey, is Trevor pushing his leverage? Sure.
嗨，特雷弗在施加他的影响力吗？当然。
But that's what good businessmen do.
但是，这正是优秀商人所做的事情。
Plus, the guy's looking great.
此外，这家伙看起来很棒。
What? I've never been to a restaurant before,
什么？我以前从没去过餐厅
okay? I want this.
好的？我想这个。
I don't want to toot my own horn,
我不想自吹自擂
so I'll just throw others under the bus.
所以我只能把别人推下车了。
You really want a guy
你真的想要一个家伙
who smells like wolf urine sitting with you?
谁和你坐在一起，身上有狼尿味？
That's a good point.
这是一个好观点。
Sorry, Thor.
抱歉，索尔。
That was cutthroat.
那是残酷的。
But as someone who has cut many throat,
但作为一位经历过许多激烈竞争的人，
Thor respect.
索尔尊敬。
Well, if Thor's out, then I'm out.
好吧，如果索尔退出，那我也退出。
I'm out, too.
我也要走了。
The truth is, with my ghost power,
事实是，凭借我的鬼魂之力，
I'm able to visit a restaurant anytime I like.
我能随时去喜欢的餐厅。
I've already smelled out, like, three times this week.
我已经在这周闻了三次了。
This is ridiculous.
这太荒谬了。
I am the lady of this house, and, as such,
我是这个家的女主人，因此，
I will not grovel for my rightful place at that table.
我不会为我在那张桌子上的合法位置卑躬屈膝。
Well, then you're out, too.
嗯，那你也不行。
Congratulations, Alberta and Sass.
恭喜，阿尔伯塔和萨索。
I'll see you both at opening night.
我会在首演之夜见到你们俩。
Sorry, Hetty.
抱歉，Hetty。
You can still come to the opening.
您仍然可以来参加开幕式。
You just have to stand.
只需站立即可。
I was standing front row
我站在前排
at an MMA fight last week.
上周的一场 MMA 比赛。
One of their teeth flew right through my head.
他们的一颗牙齿直接穿过了我的头。
Damn, Pete.
该死，皮特。
I have a lot of repressed rage.
我有很多压抑的愤怒。
Cobra, come on.
眼镜蛇，加油。
You were supposed to turn that 20 seconds ago.
你本应在 20 秒前就转过去。
Flounder is a delicate fish!
比目鱼是一种细腻的鱼！
And my favorite character from Animal House.
我的最爱角色来自《动物屋》。
Oh! Stir that sauce, girl!
哦！女孩，搅拌那个酱汁！
What are you doing?
你在做什么？
It's so frustrating.
如此令人沮丧。
I just wish I could, like, Ratatouille them.
我只是希望我能像《料理鼠王》那样。
- What's "ratatouille"? - It's a movie
- “什么是‘ratatouille’？” - 它是一部电影
where a rat controls a cook. It's good.
一只老鼠控制着厨师。很好。
It's about a restaurant. It's like that show The Bear,
它关于一家餐厅。就像那部《熊》节目一样。
but it's a comedy.
但是它是一部喜剧。
Gabe, there's supposed to be
盖布，应该有
three mini samosas on this plate.
三个小萨摩萨在这盘里。
- I - think I dropped one.
我想我掉了一个。
Aw,
哎呀
I miss the munchies.
我想吃零食。
Hey, that's not bad. JAY: No.
嘿，还不错。JAY：不。
It's still not right.
还是不对。
It's undercooked. It's oversauced.
它煮得不够熟。它加了太多的酱。
We open tomorrow, and the kitchen staff isn't even ready.
我们明天开业，厨房工作人员甚至还没准备好。
Look, I know you're nervous about the restaurant opening,
看，我知道你对餐厅开业感到紧张，
but everything is gonna go great.
但是一切都会很顺利。
Yeah, Gabe clearly enjoyed the samosa.
是的，加布显然很喜欢这个咖喱角。
Gabe would probably eat a horse right now.
盖布现在可能真的会吃掉一匹马。
Is the point that Gabe has a refined palate?
该点是 Gabe 有一个精致的味蕾吗？
And the lamb looks great. Here, let me try it.
并且这只羊看起来很棒。这里，让我试试。
Mmm. This is good.
嗯。这很好。
There's too much going on.
发生的事情太多了。
You can't even taste the meat.
你甚至尝不出肉的味道。
No, it's meaty.
不，内容丰富。
But it could be meatier, right?
但它可能更丰富一些，对吧？
"Meatier, right?"
肉一些，对吧？
"Meatier, right?"
肉一些，对吧？
Meteorite.
陨石
That's what the meteorite is telling us.
这是陨石在告诉我们的事情。
February 13, 2025...
2025 年 2 月 13 日...
the day the world is gonna end.
世界末日的那一天。
February 13, 2025.
2025 年 2 月 13 日。
Sam, you and Jay need to get underground right now!
山姆，你和杰伊现在必须立刻下到地下！
What? The world is going to end tomorrow at sundown.
什么？世界将在明天日落时结束。
It has been foretold.
它已被预言。
What's going on? Is this a ghost thing?
发生什么事了？这是幽灵事件吗？
Exciting. It's Flower.
激动人心。这是花。
For some reason, she's saying
由于某种原因，她正在说
the world is gonna end tomorrow
世界明天就要结束了
and we need to get underground.
我们需要地下。
I don't have time to deal with any Flower nonsense right now.
我现在没时间处理任何花哨的废话。
The only disaster I'm worried about tomorrow
明天我唯一担心的是灾难
is Neel's tambda rassa.
是尼尔的 tambda rassa。
I should be there for Jay's talk with Neel.
我应该会在那里听 Jay 和 Neel 的谈话。
Management.
管理。
Sam, you need to listen to me.
山姆，你需要听我说。
Okay, it's not a great time.
好的，现在不是什么好时机。
¡Por Dios, Samantha, escúchame!
天哪，萨曼莎，听我说！
¿Quieres morir?
你想死吗？
She only speak Spanish
她只会说西班牙语
when she very upset.
当她非常沮丧时。
Flower teaching Thor little.
花卉教学 蒂尔少许。
And, not to brag, but she say it going "no bueno."
并且，不是吹牛，她说这“不好”。
Flower, I appreciate that you're trying to help,
花，我感激你试图帮忙
but Jay is under a lot of stress right now.
但目前杰伊承受着很大的压力。
He's gonna be under a lot of moon rock pretty soon
他很快就要在月球岩石下待很久了
if you don't heed my warning!
如果你不听我的警告！
Let's just get through the restaurant opening,
让我们先度过餐厅开业这一关
and then I promise you'll have my full attention
然后我保证我会全神贯注地关注你
about the end of the world.
关于世界末日。
But you'll all be dead.
但你们都将死去。
Uh-huh, sure, thank you.
嗯嗯，当然，谢谢。
I'm gonna save Sam and Jay.
我打算救下山姆和杰伊。
Even if it means stopping this restaurant opening
即使意味着停止这家餐厅的开设
from ever happening!
从不会发生！
I'm so happy for you about
我为你的高兴感到非常高兴
your restaurant opening. Thank you, Hetty.
您的餐厅开业。谢谢，Hetty。
But I will be blunt...
但我将直言不讳...
I am concerned. About the lack
我担心。关于缺乏
of horse pie on this menu?
这道菜单上有马派吗？
Yes, it's a concern I share.
是的，这也是我关心的问题。
I'm just worried that with you situated at the ghost table,
我只是担心你坐在幽灵桌旁，
in the middle of all the action,
在所有动作的中间
you might accidentally get walked through.
你可能不小心被带走了。
Oh, dear.
哦，亲爱的。
And release my noxious curse.
释放我的毒咒。
That would be terrible.
那会很糟糕。
That could clear the room.
这可能会清空房间。
But...
但是...
not if you are safely tucked away in some dark corner.
不在于你是否安全地躲在一个阴暗的角落。
Yes, I suppose, although I'd hate to be so sidelined.
是的，我想是这样的，尽管我不愿意被边缘化。
True. But one could argue that, from such a perch,
确实。但有人可能会说，从这样的角度看，
you might have a better vantage point from which
你可能有一个更好的观察点
to view the entire space.
查看整个空间。
Hmm. Interesting.
嗯。有趣。
I always did like being far from the action in battle.
我总是喜欢在战斗中远离战场。
For strategic purposes.
出于战略目的。
But that does leave the matter of an empty seat.
但是这还是留下了一个空座的问题。
One that I would be happy to fill
一个我会很高兴填充的
with your blessing.
在你的祝福下。
Then it's settled.
然后就这样决定了。
You shall take my spot at the ghost table,
你将取代我在幽灵桌上的位置
and I shall triumphantly lurk in the corner,
我将在角落里得意洋洋地潜伏，
watching over my success.
守护着我的成功。
Huzzah. Huzzah!
欢呼。欢呼！
You guys, the world is ending tomorrow.
你们，世界明天就要结束了。
We got to stop the restaurant from opening
我们得阻止这家餐厅开业
so we can save Sam and Jay.
因此我们可以救出 Sam 和 Jay。
Not now, Flower.
现在不行，花。
We're discussing the big opening.
我们正在讨论这个大开幕式。
And I'm going to watch from the sidelines,
我将从旁观者的角度观看，
where one can see it all.
哪里可以看到一切。
Why won't anyone listen?
为什么没有人愿意听？
Hmm.
嗯。
Hey, guys.
嗨，伙计们。
I need your help. Oh.
我需要你的帮助。哦。
What is it, Flower? Well,
它是什么，花？嗯，
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
我讨厌成为坏消息的传递者...
Wait, did somebody just say "bear"?
等等，有人刚刚说了“熊”吗？
You did.
你做到了。
Oh, right.
哦，对了。
The thing is, I have it on good authority
这件事是，我有可靠的权威信息
that the world is going to end tomorrow.
世界明天就要结束了。
Really? According to the prophet,
真的吗？根据先知所说，
Bruce, there's going to be a massive meteorite shower,
布鲁斯，将有一场大规模的流星雨
- destroying all life on the Earth's surface. - You know,
摧毁地球表面的所有生命。 - 你知道，
it's interesting. We've been seeing
它很有趣。我们一直在看到
some dark tidings down here.
一些黑暗的消息在这里。
The water heater recently died.
热水器最近坏了。
Hey, I'm buying what you're selling.
嗨，我在买你卖的东西。
In our experience, life usually does end
在我们的经验中，生活通常都会结束
with some mass catastrophic event.
与一些大规模灾难事件。
Yeah, cholera outbreak, doomsday meteorite...
是的，霍乱爆发，末日彗星……
it all checks out. If I could
一切检查无误。如果我能
just figure out a way to stop the restaurant opening,
想出一个办法阻止餐厅开业
we could save Sam and Jay's lives.
我们本可以救下山姆和杰伊的命。
Well, we might be able to help with that.
嗯，我们可能可以帮助您。
Really? How?
真的吗？怎么？
Did we ever tell you about our ghost powers?
我们曾告诉你我们的鬼魂能力吗？
Excited for the festivities tomorrow?
期待明天的庆祝活动吗？
I am.
我是。
And I will be sure to wave at you from the ghost table.
我一定会从幽灵桌边向你挥手。
Well, it shan't be a far wave, because I'll be
嗯，这不会是远航，因为我将
just across the table,
就在桌子的另一边
as I'm now also sitting there.
正如我现在也坐在那里。
No, you were sitting there.
不，你当时就坐在那里。
But I heard about your little conversation
但我听说你们的小对话
and convinced Isaac that he'd be lonely in the corner.
他让艾萨克相信，他会在角落里感到孤独。
And now he'd like his good friend Hetty to join him.
现在他想让他的好朋友 Hetty 加入他。
I gave your seat to Baxter.
我把你的座位给了巴克斯特。
Which I heard about
我听说的事情
and proceeded to convince Baxter that attending Isaac's opening
并继续说服巴克斯特参加艾萨克的开业典礼
would be a stab in the back to his good friend Nigel,
对他的好朋友 Nigel 来说，这将是一次背叛
whom Isaac left at the altar.
以撒留下的新娘。
We can go round and round, Lefkowitz.
我们可以绕来绕去，莱夫科维茨。
Whatever. You're not sitting at that table.
随便。你不是坐在那张桌子旁。
Is this because I'm Irish?
这是因为我爱尔兰人吗？
Haven't my proud people suffered enough?
还没让我骄傲的人民遭受足够的苦难吗？
What?
什么？
This has nothing to do with that.
这和那没有关系。
Well, then why on earth are you so determined
嗯，那么你究竟为什么这么坚定
to exclude me from this dinner?
把我排除在这顿晚餐之外？
Fine. If you must know,
好的。如果你必须知道，
it's 'cause I don't like how you ended things between us.
因为我们不喜欢你和我们结束的方式。
What? You broke up with me.
什么？你和我分手了。
Because I caught you trying to get with Thor.
因为我看到你试图接近索尔。
As part of a complicated Good Luck Chuck scenario.
作为复杂《好运查克》场景的一部分。
We've been through this. It doesn't matter.
我们经历过这种情况。没关系。
You didn't even have the decency to talk to me about it first.
你没有先和我谈谈这件事的礼貌。
The point is,
重点是，
you're out, and I win.
你输了，我赢了。
T-Money.
More like T-New Money!
更像是 T-新钱！
Yeah, that's right!
是的，没错！
That's the kind of quips you won't be getting
这是你不会听到的俏皮话
at that table without me there!
在那张桌子没有我的地方！
Excellent-looking marinade, Cobra.
出色的腌料，眼镜蛇。
I love the color on that chicken, Gabe.
我喜欢那只鸡的颜色，加百列。
- And I love you, man. - Whatever Gabe
我和你，男人。 - 无论如何，加布
took in the bathroom is kicking in.
浴室里开始了冲水。
Amanda, that is a perfect consistency.
阿曼达，这完全一致。
Hey, what's the deal with that manager chick?
嗨，那个经理女孩是怎么回事？
Is she seeing anyone?
她在和任何人交往吗？
The deal is she's my sister.
这笔交易是她是我妹妹。
And yes, she's seeing someone.
是的，她在和某人交往。
But is it, like, solid?
但是，它是不是像，固体？
It's really a numbers game for Neel.
这真的是一个数字游戏，对尼尔来说。
Your number's zero.
你的号码为零。
Which is how high you can count, Thor.
你数得有多高，雷神。
Thor count to one, which is number
索尔数到一，即数字
of small, ugly hats on your head.
你的头上戴着一些小而难看的小帽子。
Oh, the zingers.
哦，这些妙语。
I feel like I'm at a Dean Martin roast.
我感觉自己好像在参加迪恩·马丁的烤肉宴。
So, how you feeling?
所以，你感觉怎么样？
Honestly, I don't want to jinx it,
老实说，我不想破坏运气
but dinner service starts in an hour,
但晚餐服务将在一小时后开始
and I think people are actually going to love it.
并且我认为人们实际上会喜欢它的。
We made it, guys.
我们做到了，伙计们。
Huzzah. Ah, this would be more impactful
哇哦。啊，这将更有影响力
if either of you could hear me.
如果你们其中任何一个人能听到我。
All right, let's hurry.
好的，我们快点。
After this, we still need to convince Sam and Jay
之后，我们仍需说服 Sam 和 Jay
to seek shelter downstairs with us.
到楼下和我们一起寻求庇护。
You heard the lady. Time to neutralize the kitchen staff.
你听到了女士的话。是时候让厨房员工保持中立了。
What's happening? ¡Viva la revolución!
发生了什么？¡Viva la revolución！
Yeah, I feel good.
是的，我感觉很好。
Oh. Hey, guys.
哦。嘿， guys。
What are you all doing up here?
你们所有人都在这里做什么？
Attack!
攻击！
What the heck just happened?!
什么鬼，刚才发生了什么？！
We're saving Sam and Jay before the world ends.
我们正在拯救山姆和杰伊，以免世界末日来临。
Turns out the basement ghost power
结果地下室有鬼力
is giving people cholera.
导致人们患上霍乱。
That not good.
那不好。
Oh, they'll be all right tomorrow.
哦，他们明天都会好起来的。
But they're gonna have a rough night.
但他们今晚可能会度过一个艰难的夜晚。
This is a disaster. Flower, what the hell did you do?!
这是一场灾难。花，你到底做了什么？！
You ruined my restaurant!
你毁了我的餐厅！
For what it's worth, I'm hearing
值此之际，我听说
that the cholera is temporary,
霍乱是暂时的，
and it's not contagious.
它不具有传染性。
Ooh, you hate when that's the good news.
哎呀，你讨厌当这是好消息的时候。
Do we have to, like, call the CDC? - What?
我们是不是得，比如，打电话给疾病控制中心？ - 什么？
No. We can't tell anyone about this.
我们不能告诉任何人这件事。
Ask for Gary Thomas. He'll be discreet.
请求联系托马斯·加里。他会保密的。
He helped me out back in '84
他 1984 年帮我解决了问题
when there was a dengue fever outbreak in Laos,
当老挝发生登革热疫情时，
and I had to get the Robinsons home from their honeymoon.
我不得不把罗宾逊夫妇从蜜月旅行中接回家。
Sam, tell Jay he might
山姆，告诉杰伊他可能
be upset right now, but he is going
现在很沮丧，但他要去
to be relieved when meteors rain down on the Earth,
地球流星雨时感到释然
and all life on the surface is extinguished.
地表上所有生命都已灭绝。
- Yeah, these are some dark silver linings. - Okay, Bela,
是的，这些都是一些黑暗中的银色线索。 - 好的，贝拉，
let's write up some sort of damage-control email
让我们写一封某种形式的危机管理电子邮件
that doesn't specifically mention cholera
那没有具体提到霍乱
- and send it to the guests. - Okay.
发送给客人。 - 好的。
We can use the template I have from when there was an outbreak
我们可以使用我在疫情爆发时保存的模板
of worms at the cat café.
猫咖啡馆里的虫子。
Cool.
好的。
I can't believe you, Flower.
我无法相信你，花。
You knew how important this night was to Jay.
你深知这个夜晚对杰伊的重要性。
Please, Sam, we have to get to the basement.
请，山姆，我们必须去地下室。
The world is ending at sundown.
世界将在日落时结束。
Flower,
花
the sun set almost a half an hour ago.
太阳已经落山将近半小时了。
Really? THORFINN: Yes.
真的吗？THORFINN：是的。
Great wolf Skoll already chase Sun out of sky
伟大的狼斯库尔已经把太阳驱逐出天空
to begin nightly journey through Underworld.
开始夜间的冥界之旅。
Sorry to get scientific.
抱歉变得过于科学。
But...
但是...
the world didn't end.
世界没有结束。
I don't understand.
我不明白。
Bruce told us.
布鲁斯告诉我们。
Wait. Did the meteorite lie to Bruce?
等等。陨石对布鲁斯撒谎了吗？
Oh, she's so close.
哦，她离得这么近。
You really don't get it? Bruce lied.
你真的不明白吗？布鲁斯在撒谎。
He wasn't a prophet. He was a con man.
他不是先知。他是个骗子。
The cult was a scam.
该教派是个骗局。
It was?
它曾是？
How do you not see that?
你怎么看不到呢？
You ruined the restaurant opening for nothing.
你白费了餐厅开业。
I'm such an idiot.
我是这样一个白痴。
Hey, guys, how's it going?
嗨，伙计们，你们好吗？
Oh, wait. I remember.
哦，等等。我想起来了。
I'm an idiot, and I've ruined everything.
我是傻瓜，我把一切都搞砸了。
Trevor.
特雷弗。
May I sit, or am I banned
我可以坐下吗，还是我被禁止了？
from all tables across the property?
从该物业的所有表中？
Knock yourself out.
尽情享受吧。
You know, I very much enjoyed today's battle
你知道，我非常享受今天的战斗
of social manipulation.
社会操纵。
You are quite the formidable opponent.
你是个相当强大的对手。
Yeah, well, you don't get to be president
是的，你当不上总统
of your local B'nai B'rith youth organization chapter
您的当地比纳伊布里特青年组织分会
without knowing how to play the game.
不知道如何玩游戏。
Okay, it's not exactly the Newport 400.
好的，这并不完全等同于纽波特 400。
Look, it's not like I want to get back together or anything.
看，我不是想复合或者什么的。
It's just, we used to be friends,
我们曾经是朋友
and then we were kind of a power couple,
然后我们成了那种很般配的夫妻
and then we were...
然后我们便……
nothing.
无内容。
I certainly could have handled things better.
我当然可以处理事情更好。
I'm sorry.
很抱歉。
Thank you.
谢谢。
You know, I, too, miss our friendship.
你知道，我也怀念我们的友谊。
And I agree, we were something of a power couple.
我们曾是一对强大的伴侣。
Mm.
嗯。
But maybe
但也许
we can be...
我们可以是...
power friends.
力量之友。
I'm listening.
我在听。
I'm proposing an alliance.
我提议建立一个联盟。
Instead of jousting with each other,
彼此争斗，
we collude against the other ghosts
我们与其他幽灵勾结
to our mutual benefit,
对我们双方都有利，
with the ultimate goal of ruling the house.
以统治整个家族的最终目标。
As power friends. Mm.
作为力量朋友。嗯。
I like it. Plus, it sounds like a Saturday-morning cartoon.
我喜欢它。此外，它听起来像是一部周六早晨的卡通片。
Is that good? Duh! They rocked.
这好吗？废话！他们太棒了。
Okay, what the hell? Let's do it.
好的，见鬼了？我们来做吧。
Power friends.
力量朋友。
Power friends.
力量朋友。
Now what?
现在怎么办？
Now, we sit and await opportunities
现在，我们坐着等待机会
to be better than other people.
要比其他人更好。
Maybe in the living room?
也许在客厅？
More foot traffic. Smart.
更多行人流量。聪明。
Hey, Flower, how are you doing?
嗨，花，你怎么样？
You're still talking to me? Look,
你还在和我说话吗？看，
I'm very upset about what you did.
我非常生气你做的事情。
You sabotaged the opening of the restaurant
你破坏了餐厅的开幕
in literally the grossest way possible.
以最粗俗的方式来说。
But
但是
I know you only did it because you care about us.
我知道你只是因为关心我们才这么做。
I am so sorry, Sam.
我很抱歉，山姆。
Thank you, Flower. For once,
谢谢，花朵。难得一次，
I thought I was the one that was going to be right,
我以为我会是对的
and everyone would thank me for saving the day.
并且每个人都会感谢我救了这一天。
But it turns out I'm just the joke
但结果证明我只是个笑话
everyone thought I was.
每个人都以为我是。
Well, people love jokes.
嗯，人们喜欢笑话。
Knock-knocks, chicken crossed the road.
咯咯咯，鸡过马路了。
Steve Martin's whole arrow-through-the-head bit,
史蒂夫·马丁整个箭穿头部的片段
which, yes, hits a little close to home, but I still eat it up.
是的，有点触及到我的痛处，但我还是很喜欢。
You're not a joke, Flower.
你不是玩笑，花。
Yes, you may have been duped by Bruce,
是的，你可能被布鲁斯欺骗了
and yes, you can be a little naive sometimes,
是的，你有时可能会有些天真
but it's because you have this beautiful ability
但是因为你拥有这种美丽的能力
to see the best in people.
看到人们的最好一面。
And we love that about you.
我们喜欢你的这一点。
We all could take a page out of your book.
我们都应该从你的书中取经。
Bruce promised a better life
布鲁斯承诺更好的生活
when things were really hard for me,
当我真的很艰难的时候，
and I had nowhere else to turn.
并且我没有其他地方可去。
That's what cults do.
这是邪教做的事情。
They prey on people who are vulnerable.
他们捕食那些脆弱的人。
That's how I got involved in the whole Amway thing.
这是我如何卷入整个安利事件的原因。
I died with a garage full of that crap.
我死的时候，车库里堆满了那堆垃圾。
I really just wanted to belong.
我真的只是想属于某个地方。
You do belong, with us.
你确实属于我们。
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
是的，绝对如此。是的。
Thanks, guys.
谢谢，各位。
So, I guess
所以，我猜
opening night is canceled?
首演取消了吗？
It looks that way.
看起来是这样。
Jay can't do an entire dinner service on his own.
杰伊无法独自完成整个晚餐服务。
Well, can't you, Bela and Mark pitch in?
嗯，贝尔和马克不能帮忙吗？
We don't know the recipes.
我们不知道食谱。
Oh.
哦。
But you guys do.
但是你们确实如此。
The three of you have been there the whole time,
你们三个一直都在那里
watching in the kitchen while he's been training the staff
在厨房里看着他培训员工
- on the menu. - She's right.
- 在菜单上。 - 她是对的。
- We know that menu inside and out. - When to put things
我们深知菜单的每一个细节。 - 何时放置物品
in the oven, when to take them out, how to plate them.
烤箱里，什么时候取出，如何装盘。
Yeah, we just can't interact with the physical world.
是的，我们就是无法与物理世界互动。
- But Sam, Bela and Mark can. - Flower, that's genius.
但是山姆、贝拉和马克可以。- 花儿，那太有创意了。
We can tell Sam what needs to be done,
我们可以告诉山姆需要做什么
and, Sam, you can tell them.
和，山姆，你可以告诉他们。
It'll be like Ratatouille, but with ghosts.
它将像《美食总动员》，但有幽灵。
Ghostatouille.
幽灵料理
You really think this'll work? I do.
你真的认为这会行得通吗？我信。
But I believe everything, which we are now framing
但我相信我们所构建的一切
as one of my great qualities.
作为我的一个伟大品质。
Okay, let's give it a shot.
好的，让我们试一试。
Ghostatouille! Felt worth repeating
幽灵料理！感觉值得重复
since it didn't garner much of a response the first time.
由于第一次没有引起太多反响。
It's Ratatouille plus ghosts.
它就像是“小老鼠大厨”加上幽灵。
Sam, is it helpful if you write this down for people?
山姆，你把它写下来对人们有帮助吗？
This needs more coriander!
这需要更多的香菜！
Bela, that saag paneer needs more coriander.
贝拉，这道咖喱奶酪需要更多的香菜。
Oh, these samosas are done. Those are done, Mark.
哦，这些萨摩萨已经做好了。那些也做好了，马克。
Table six low on water! Table six needs more water.
表格六缺水！表格六需要更多水。
On it.
它。
How is she tracking all this?
她是怎么跟踪这一切的？
Oh, I don't know, Mark.
哦，我不知道，马克。
She's a woman, and she's good at her job. I've heard about you.
她是一位女性，并且她很擅长她的工作。我听说过你。
Not in my kitchen, Mark.
不在我厨房里，马克。
Ah, the things they do to this poor man.
啊，他们对这个可怜的人做了些什么。
These are some pretty prime seats, huh?
这些座位相当不错，嗯？
Yeah, not bad.
是的，不错。
Excuse me. This table was reserved for myself and Trevor.
抱歉。这张桌子是我和特雷弗预定的。
Well, there's plenty of room. You're welcome to join us.
嗯，空间很充足。欢迎加入我们。
You can sit next to me.
你可以坐在我旁边。
No, thank you. I'm good.
不，谢谢。我很好。
Basement buddies.
地下室伙伴。
Basement buddies.
地下室伙伴。
Ladies and gentleman, Chef Jay.
女士们，先生们，厨师杰。
Uh...
嗯...
Well, I hope you're enjoying your first course.
嗯，希望您喜欢您的第一门课程。
Um, this menu was intended
嗯，这个菜单是打算
to be a modern take on the foods that I grew up eating,
成为我对成长过程中所吃食物的现代诠释
because, above all else,
因为，首先，
Mahesh is about family.
马什关于家庭。
You know, in a family,
你知道，在一个家庭中，
you can have your disagreements.
您可以有不同的意见。
And, to be honest, we had one today.
而且，说实话，我们今天确实有了一次。
But then we came together to make tonight happen,
但我们后来一起努力，让今晚成为现实
and I'm so grateful to share it with you all.
我很感激能与大家分享。
Great speech. Who is this guy?
精彩的演讲。这位是谁？
Thank you, everyone.
感谢大家。
Enjoy your meals.
享受您的餐点。
You heard him. Thank you for coming.
你听到了。感谢您的到来。
Oh.
哦。
Sorry.
抱歉。
That was me. Wow.
那是我。哇。
There's really nothing Sam won't do for us.
Sam 为我们做任何事情都愿意。
Back to my corner.
回到我的角落。
Retreat.
撤退。
Well, I'm glad you guys are feeling better.
嗯，很高兴你们感觉好多了。
I know it was a rough 24 hours.
我知道那 24 小时很艰难。
Yeah, I looked up the symptoms,
是的，我查了症状
and I know this is gonna sound weird,
并且我知道这听起来可能很奇怪，
but it kept coming up "cholera."
但是它一直出现“霍乱”。
Well, obviously, it wasn't an extremely rare
显然，这并不是极其罕见
and mostly eradicated infectious disease,
并且大部分传染病已被根除
'cause that would be crazy.
因为那会疯狂。
How's Jay gonna get out of this one? - Anyway,
怎么办才能让 Jay 摆脱这个困境？ - 总之，
we looked into it, had a guy run some labs.
我们调查了一下，让一个人跑了一些实验室。
Science stuff. Turns out, it was the romaine lettuce
科学事物。结果证明，是罗马生菜
we ate at family meal.
我们在家庭聚餐中用餐。
He's blaming lettuce?
他是在责怪生菜吗？
Haven't America's honest lettuce pickers had enough?
美国诚实的生菜采摘工还不够吗？
Oh, it was my idea. It came to me because I recently learned
哦，那是我主意。是因为我最近学到了
there's such a thing called "bacteria,"
细菌这种东西
which are like little men that live on the leaves
这些像是生活在树叶上的小男人
and punch your stomach from the inside.
并且从内部打你的肚子。
We're still following laws this fool made.
我们仍在遵循这个傻瓜制定的法规。
So we're all agreed?
我们大家都同意吗？
It was the romaine and nothing else?
这是罗马生菜，没有别的吗？
Yes, Chef!
是的，厨师！
Man, these people will believe anything.
男人，这些人会相信任何事。
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