MIDDLE EAST 1997
Zero Alpha Falcon is safe.
I repeat. Falcon is safe.
I count 10 I'll tell you what you must know.
If not ...
number 10 will be the last you'll hear.
One two three four ...
Five, six, seven, eight ...
Grenade! Sir, back!
Damn! Not provided it.
How I provided?
Merlin, I apologize that you have put in this position.
You trained him well.
James.
Your training is complete.
Welcome to Kingsman,
- Lancelot. - Mr.
I will personally take care of this mess.
LONDON
I regret that your husband's bravery can not be made public. Understand.
How to understand if I do not zice anything?
You do not even know if it was his team.
Sorry, but I can not say more.
I want to give you this medal for bravery. On the back is a number.
As a gesture of gratitude I would like to offer you ...
Let's call it a favor, your choice.
Just tell the operator "Oxford Brogue not." We know that you are you.
I do not want your help. I want my husband back.
What is your name, young man?
- Eggsy. - Hi, Eggsy.
And I can see?
Take care of it, Eggsy, right?
And you watch and your mother.
Kingsman: SECRET SERVICE
ARGENTINA 17 YEARS LATER
Sorry, Professor Arnold. Still less.
I received precise instructions you should never do evil.
We deceived, are professor. I have no money.
It's not about the money. The head wants to speak with you our.
- I must lini簍easc?this? - Coming soon and explain.
We like whiskey? Red, bring a Dalmore in '62.
Whiskey that's great. You will like.
I think it's too much If you ask for a cup of sugar.
Professor Arnold, I've come to take you home.
Dalmore 1962. Ver篿 it is a sin to not believe?
Want to hold this?
Thx.
Everything is clean.
A welcome to my liking.
I can not stand the sight of blood. If I see a drop of blood, ready.
I'm about to throw up.
Sorry I had to be a witness the whole thing disappointing
neinvita due to the guests.
But I promise that until I for whom work
you and I will be very good friends.
At the store, please.
Arthur's dining room, sir.
- Arthur. - Galahad.
The others began to wonder If we do a double toast.
Gentlemen, I'm 17 years The last time I used it.
Lancelot was an exceptionally agent And a true Kingsman.
His presence will be missing.
- For Lancelot. - For Lancelot.
I will begin the selection process Lancelot for replacement tomorrow.
I want everyone to propose a candidate And to report it to the panel.
Not later than 9 am GMT. Thank you.
Merlin enters.
Lancelot investigate a group of mercenaries the experiment biological weapons.
Glasses, gentlemen, please.
2012. Uganda synthetic cathinone.
Put into water supplies guerrilla army bases.
Rabies, cannibalism, many deaths.
2013. Chechen insurgents returned against one another.
It seems the work of these mercenaries, but not found any chemical agent.
What happened with Lancelot?
I located this property in Argentina.
While the prosecution had discovered a kidnapping.
So that put a solitary operation giving wrong.
- That's his last transmission. - "The hostage is Professor J. Arnold".
- Who is it? - An expert who proposed a theory
that regenerates the world alone, or something.
Curious fact is that not missing.
That's Professor Arnold the university today morning.
It's all yours.
And do not forget to propose candidate.
This time try to choose a more suitable candidate.
17 years Yet're not in step with the times?
Let me remind you that you would not be here if it was not him.
It was a Kingsman like any of them. Even more.
But it was not just one of us.
Recognize, Galahad, Your little experiment has failed.
With all due respect, Arthur, you are a snob.
"With respect?"
The world is changing.
There's a reason for that aristocrai have deficiencies.
Eggsy?
Eggsy, come here.
- Did you toilet paper? - Does Not.
Why do not you mother a favor to descend and bring them.
Bring you.
Thi-I said do not talk to Dean so.
You're three. Why not go Poodle?
Take A Look. Take this money And buy get your sweets.
And you standby your mother.
Thx.
Come here.
What?
Here You Go.
Is better?
- A mistreating your mother? - Low self-esteem.
- That's his problem. - His mother is good.
- Do not mind. - That's fine.
One of these days I'll break front.
You're crazy? He just waiting to beat you And claims to not know anything
about it.
Do you think that one can say we And we will not do anything
because our head And banging his mother Eggsy?
- Cam so, yes. - Go, not worth it.
You have abused our reception. Who left.
What?
I Regret.
Yes, go.
There was no point.
It's cold. Why walk?
- You stole the car keys? - Yup. And now we take the car.
Gr鉨e簍e up!
Wait for me here!
Descend rapidly from my car!
Hey!
It's better to get out ...
Let's go!
Yes, Dean, I am. Eggsy just stole my car.
Yes, I am out of the bar. He did laps under my nose and left.
How to leave him? Does not respect me.
And you do not get no respect.
Hold On! What's this?
Apart, hands on your head!
Those are some parasites removed. Should I strive簍i.
Ought to do many things.
- Lower the car in! - I got it. Get off!
I told you to get off the car!
Eggsy, there is a code of honor.
If you do not tell me the names of boys which were go down.
It's up to you.
Am I entitled to a phone?
Ringing have your mother and tell her that you'll be late 18 months for dinner.
Service complaints. What can help.
My name Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin.
I'm at the police station and told my mother to call this number when I have problems.
You have the wrong number.
Wait.
"Oxford Brogue not."
Reclamaa was noted. We hope you will never miss again as a client.
Yup.
What?
I ... Okay.
I understand.
Eggsy.
You want a ride home?
- You're who? - He who has freed you.
That's not an answer.
A little gratitude would be good.
My name is Harry Hart. I have your necklace that I gave.
Your father saved my life.
So before you get tailor you were in the military?
- As an officer? - Not really.
- You were in Iraq? - Sorry, Eggsy, it's top secret.
But my father did to save lives.
The day your father died, I lost something.
If it was not his courage, my people had died my fault.
I owe.
Your father was a brave man, good.
When I read your file, I think you have not got good decisions.
- Do not talk like that. - Do you have a high IQ and excellent results.
Drugs minor offenses, no job ...
- You think you find yourself more jobs here? - Does not explain why you dropped hobbies.
First at the regional gymnastics, two consecutive years.
Coach has chosen to participate the Olympics.
When growing up with a father like mine Quick dezvol other hobbies.
Of Course. It's always someone else to blame.
Who's fault if you abandoned marina? You dropped by half.
Crazy mother. He said to me not lose that and my father.
Why judge me a snob like you ivory towers?
Without you wonder why we do this? We have no choice, believe me.
Since we had and we stuck a broom in the ass We do like you.
If not better.
What bail here? You mi簍o me?
- Althea young people who talk? - There are exceptions. Let's go.
Nonsense. We have not finished beverages.
When you stole the car, Dean does not care about what your mother says.
Listen, boys ... I had a emotional.
Whatever dispute Eggsy I am sure it is well founded.
I would greatly appreciate If we leave in peace
finish up delicious pint of Guinness.
Gives off, Grandpa.
Glume簍e No, you should go.
Excuse me.
If bail issues We at Smith.
Manners ...
define ...
the man.
You know the significance?
I'll show you.
Sit here all day, or fight?
AME轎RE
Amnesia
Sorry about that.
I needed a bit of respect.
Died yesterday a friend of mine.
And he knew your father.
Sorry, Eggsy.
- I should have been doing in your face. - No, I will not say anything. I Swear.
- I can pertain mouth closed. - You will not tell anyone?
Never Again.
- Promising? - All my life.
Thank 牺i, Eggsy.
You are right with snobs, but and exceptions.
Good luck.
Preview movie about Valentine took place last night in Hollywood.
The story of billionaire expect receive an award this season.
A notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea,
still missing three days from her concert.
There was no ransom demanded.
Eggsy, go, you will hit ...
- Does Not! - Fuck you! Shut up!
Who was with you at the bar? Now I want to know his name!
I have not been with anyone! I do not know about who talk!
- What the hell talk? - Tell me his name!
I do not know about you talk!
Listen to me! I want to know who you were in the bar.
I want to know his name!
牺i crack head!
I do not know about you talk!
- No, it stops you! - Fuck you, Michelle!
I can even kill you And no one will care!
To me you care.
We have enough evidence about your activities to close the life, Mr. Dean.
What the hell?
I suggest you leave the boy alone.
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor that I have your say.
What is going on here?
Eggsy!
Fuge. Come here!
I've never known a tailor before.
But know that you're not one.
Come with me.
Get In.
What do you see?
One who wants to know what the hell is going on.
I see a young man with potential.
A young loyal. Able to do what is required.
And who wants to do something good with his life.
Have you seen the movie "bet"?
Does Not.
But "Nikita"?
"Frumu篿ca"?
Okay.
Lack of silver spoons you set a certain way,
but have to stay on it.
If you are prepared to adapt And learn, you Poth turn.
As in "My Fair Lady"?
You never cease to surprise me.
Yes, as in "My Fair Lady".
Only that in this case 铪i offer the opportunity to become Kingsman.
A tailor?
An Kingsman.
As a spy?
A kind of spy.
You're interested?
I have too much to lose.
From 1849 Kingsman tailors have dressed the most powerful people on earth.
In 1919, many of them lost their heirs in the First World War.
A lot of money nemo簍eni.
And many powerful people who wanted maintain peace and protect life.
The founders realized no簍rii I can use it for good.
So began our society.
An international agency independent intelligence
operating at a high level of discretion.
Above politics and bureaucracy
undermines the integrity government intelligence agencies.
A modern gentleman's costume armor.
And Kingsman agents are the new knights.
- How deep does this go? - Deep enough.
God dammit. I'm late.
And your father had the same look.
And I just.
Come On.
- Galahad. - My name code.
Another delay.
Break A Leg. Get In.
Align yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. Are you that you 頼barca
in perhaps the most dangerous job interview in the world.
One of you, and only one, will become the next Lancelot.
Can anyone tell me what this is?
- Yup? - A body bag.
Right. Charlie, is not it?
- Yes sir. - Okay.
In a moment you will reap a bag each. We'll write your name on it.
You will write information about close relatives.
That means you take the acquaintance risks that you face
and how confidentiality agreement.
Which if 頽c鉲ca, and you will be close relatives
in that bag.
Have you understood?
Excellent.
Shred ranks.
Roxanne, but tell me Roxy.
- I Eggsy. - Eggy?
- Does Not. Eggsy. - Where have you out and you?
You know that we can not discuss about who we proposed.
Do not take it, Charlie just make conversation.
Are Digby.
- Digby. - Eggy, he's Rufus.
Rufus, Eggy.
- Eggy, Oxford or Cambridge're from? - No One.
- St. Andrews? - Durham?
Waiting, I think we met.
You served at McDonalds substation in Winchester?
Does Not.
If I have done it, I would have given have your more secret sauce.
It is clear from St. Andrews.
Ignore them.
- You need a pen. - Thx.
Amelia, is not it? Amelia, Eggsy.
- Hi, Eggsy. Do not give them attention. - That's what I said and I.
- Name, blood type, relatives. - Are classic military tactics.
No one will die.
Too Bad.
Wonderful. You do not know, the CIA does not know. Nobody knows who this guy is?
Okay. Actually it's not good, but not why I'm here.
MA were familiar. Money is not my problem.
I could retire on an island And businesses go alone.
Nobody tells me try to save the planet. I want that.
Climate change lobby, years of study, billion,
And you know why I dropped?
Because last time I checked planet was still a disaster.
Here lighting.
Money will not solve it.
Idioi that and say politicians 詈i tuck their heads in the sand
And not merely seeking re-election.
I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution.
And I found it.
Now, if you want a better world open your ears that you will say.
Continue, Mr. Valentine, you listen.
As long as you agree with all my terms.
No panica you. Listen to me. Stay calm.
Damn.
- Tubes toilet. - Tubes toilet?
- Shower heads. - Shower heads?
Congratulations that you have executed the first task.
Charlie, Roxy, very well.
For those who are still confused
placing a tube in the toilet You have unlimited air supply.
Simple physical deserve to memorize it.
Eggsy, bravo. Well you've seen that was a double-sided mirror.
Perhaps he saw enough.
Can you wipe the smiles on your face
Because of me each of you gave wrong.
We all have forgotten the most important thing.
Teamwork.
They said classical military tactics.
35, 105. That's it.
Hello.
- May I assist you? - Yup. I have a question
about anthropogenic forcing.
Really? It's actually fascinating.
My colleague died saving you. I think that you know how well trained he was.
I suggest you tell me who you kidnapped And why did they let her go.
I have no idea ...
- Do not have to say anything, but it was ... - God, I barely touched ...
BRE SECURITY Actively involved
What brave guy. Whoever it is, I ...
I made you kill Professor Arnold. I like this teacher.
The good news is that the system of emergency And supervisory work.
You know that's not good news? "My colleague died". That said.
That's an organization and watching us.
- Who did you talk? - Thi-I said. I contacted
MI6, KGB, Mossad and Beijing.
Say it is not an agent of theirs.
Beijing. There is a recognizable name Chinese espionage service.
That's what's called a secret, right?
You know, who cares?
Must accelerate things.
- Advances on product output. - We are already at half the production.
Accelerating they will cost a fortune.
You think I'm interested. Do it!
As some of you have seen last night,
team work Kingsman's capital.
We are here to adjust your skill, to test your limits.
That's why you choose a c泾elu?
Where you go, go and dog. You will take care of it. You'll learn.
When will be trained, and you'll be just you.
Those who will still be here.
Have you understood?
Choose your c泾elu簎l.
A poodle?
What? They are hunting dogs.
An ancient breed, easy to train.
A boxer?
Not a bulldog?
It will grow, right?
Damn.
MRI shows no traces of his bruises.
No brain trauma.
When can exit?
Impossible to say. We do not know what was exhibited there.
But Harry's records?
- There were transmitted terminal? - Encrypted and unbreakable.
When he wakes up reminds Let us share their password.
It will be good?
We must be patient, Eggsy. And hope.
In your place I would focus on training me. Test fails, make him proud.
Let us!
JB, come on! Forward!
I will not get past your due.
JB, I swear I do not Shot moves. Merlin does not want to take you in his arms.
Damn.
- What do? - Stay out!
- What happens, do not you liked? - Not worth it, you will give out.
- I do not care if I give out! - Have courage!
Charlie! Fuck you!
Yes, bravo, go! And let me alone!
Come JB Good dog.
You have an hour to make the test from now.
Objective 800 m. Unbelievable. You're still here.
Stalled as a beast steamed.
I understand. Opponent identified.
If you do not shut up, 铪i will get something in your mouth.
Positive discrimination, that is.
As you enter the AIA r鉵oii Oxford with six they have a lesbian mother and without a leg.
Yes' what the hell you know me, sorry?
- Excuse me, if you are well trained ... - Shoot you're ready.
And that's all positive discrimination?
We thank you that I've heard And I appreciate that you came all this way,
alte, and your also Mr. Prime Minister.
I think it's just brilliant.
It's absolutely brilliant.
You're completely crazy.
How about you, Mr. Prime Minister ...
I am stunned.
Excuse me, alte, but have an important role to play
sales area in Scandinavia.
Are you popular, inspiraonal? And you have the power to galvanize people.
Even if you are with us or not, I insist you go somewhere
where to be safe.
What zice Mr prime minister? Are you with us or not?
I think it's time for a politician to do something to change things.
For Real.
What?
Take it from here.
- Bei? - Why not?
Guards! Help!
Do not worry, princess will PATH anything.
Are republican anyway So I do not care.
Prinsei you give way.
Okay, I'm done.
Not so bad, would it?
- I do not even felt. - Welcome aboard.
The pleasure is all mine.
Do not know the door to Bath?
Only if a check.
Merlin told me you wanted to see me.
I hope JB's training go as well as yours.
猠zi.
Congratulations you've arrived among the last six candidates.
Your test results were even better than I hoped.
Get In.
Eggsy, you need to speak something in private. You're free.
Nonsense. Let him observe. Maybe learns something.
How desires. Look at this.
Hell, I barely touched. Be a man!
Damn!
It's face, Harry. You blew his head?
Exaggerate, do not you think?
The explosion was caused of an implant in his neck.
Here, under the scar.
Took my hardware signal And it worked?
Fortunately, yes.
Unfortunately IP address belongs Valentine Corporation.
Has million employees worldwide.
Valentine Richmond is a genius.
You have not seen today's announcement?
Does Not.
Each spend $ 2,000 annually phone and internet.
It gives me great pleasure to ad that finally took those days.
Starting tomorrow, anyone can ask a free SIM card compatible
with any telephone, computer and use My free network communications.
Free calls, free internet. For all.
Forever and ever.
Valentine's assistance has the same implant.
I think we should have a discussion Mr. Valentine.
Keep a gala dinner next week. 牺i'll get an invitation.
It must however be careful. 100 VIPs are extinct
unless required redemption exactly as Professor Arnold.
Then I suggest you do 铪i alias you deserve to be kidnapped.
Damn!
You amet?
I'm ok.
I've already done it And maybe that's why.
You'll be fine. You're the best in class.
Listen. The mission is to reach your target without your radar detector.
If you detect radar, or rata the target, go home.
Have you understood?
Para簎tare zone in 20 seconds.
Let's go.
I will not succeed.
Clearly. Allow me to be first.
Eggsy, waiting!
Roxy, cut the crap!
Follow me!
Come On!
Roxy, now or never!
Skip!
Bravo, Roxy! Glad you made it.
Yup!
That's it!
How happy you are. Even credea that will be that easy?
Anyone can do it, but an agent must solve problems under pressure.
Like when one of your group Parachute no.
- You What? - Damn!
Who Does?
Damn!
What's happening?
What do we do?
I told you. The goal is the target And do not detecta Be the radar.
I hope you do not have remove one of you,
but if I had been doing And would be within the target ...
I am very impressed.
Damn!
Listen, I have a plan!
Attach yourself to the person next door.
Rufus, come!
Rufus!
I can not!
Damn!
牺i thank God!
Rufus, la簎le!
We are missing one.
Key in a circle.
He's right. Let's do it.
Pull the cord when we make.
Okay.
Well, Eggsy, you 30 seconds. Come On.
First I.
Yup!
Well, it's my turn!
See you on the ground.
Now I.
Damn!
Roxy, do not get your worry. Whatever happens, I'm here.
Okay.
- You first, okay? - Okay.
Damn!
Rox!
Damn!
Hugo, Digby.
You have not landed on target.
Rufus, you opened too quickly, you radar detector.
All the three do your luggage And go home.
Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You have set a new record.
You have opened at 91 m. It's pretty brave.
Bravo that you have met the other task. Shred lines.
Excuse me, sir. Why was I the victim? I am a candidate nonessential?
I do not talk like that.
If you have a complaint, I live and 簅pte簍i ear.
Try to ui grudge.
Mr. Dever. Pleased to meet you.
I'm sorry. I think I embarrassed data.
On The Contrary. I canceled because your gala dinner.
Anyone who wants to donate so much deserves its own dinner.
Join.
Thx.
I admit that I was curious to meet you.
There are many billionaires you do not know.
- No doubt. - Obviously that I have checked the data.
And have a considerable fortune. How you made money?
The properties on the market. Nothing questionable if in doubt.
Try to find out what kind of person you are. Understand?
Certainly.
- I hope you're hungry. - I'm starving.
Good. Take place.
- I'll take the Big Mac. - Excellent choice.
But nothing is better than two cheeseburger with secret sauce.
They go well with the '45 Lafite.
A classic pair. May I suggest Twinkies Chateau d'Yquem and one in '47?
I love it.
So you want to make a donation My Foundation.
You know that I slowed things in that area, right?
Climate change affects us in all, Mr. Valentine.
Are you one of the few strong men What I 頼p鉹t愫i concern.
I slowed things that goes nowhere.
Any research shows the same.
Carbon emissions are a red herring
And have turned a corner, whatever I try to do.
We know the job.
Sometimes I'm envious of ignorance those who do not know 詈i
job.
As always said Professor Arnold: "Man is the only virus cursed
to live with knowing 頽frico恒toare mortalit泾i fragile host. "
Few knew him.
We like movies about spies, Mr. Dever?
I'm a little too serious for my taste.
I like the old ones are great.
Give me a theatrical plot ever.
Old James Bond films.
When I was a kid was the job of your dreams.
Being a spy.
The most interesting characters the Bond movies were wicked.
The child sees the future pitore簍i full of megalomaniacs.
What a pity I had to increase.
Bon Appetite.
Give me a few days to think about your proposal,
my people to contact yours And everything's fine.
Thanks for joyful meal.
Want to watch it?
Does Not.
I put a nano-sensor wine. We know where it is in the next 24 hours.
We finally find out who they work for.
Valentine not escaped me eyes.
I registered just that when I entered.
South Glade Church mission. It's a terrorist cell in Kentucky.
FBI monitors them for years.
- Do you think Valentine is a supporter? - I have evidence, but I'll keep looking.
By the way, the growing list of people extinct and now includes a royal member.
Tilde royal princess.
- Let me go, you fool! - Thi-I said that whenever you're free
- If you are agree with my conditions. - I disagree.
- I will not ever accept. - Too Bad.
Remove me from here!
I want to talk to the ambassador.
went extinct celebrities list to grow in recent weeks.
And world leaders are presa to give answers.
We do our best as possible was a princess Tilde find.
Governments and security forces worldwide working together
to find the person behind these abductions.
People the world over continue to wait to get free SIM cards.
- Lady P, you got? - Yes, I waited all day.
Due to the unprecedented actions the Valentine Richmond philanthropist
were distributed one billion cards.
At ease.
Have you believed because you escaped today?
Do not have escaped.
- A party? - Tonight, in London.
- Who's that? - Your target.
The mission is to use your training to convince.
And when I say "convince" I mean the biblical sense.
Easy.
Naked people adore snobs.
We shall see.
Certainly.
Hi, I had to come and have your say what you minuna eyes.
Porth contact lenses?
- Does Not. - Yes.
Oh, God. Negging. It's hilarious. I have not tried much anyone.
- I Beg Your Pardon? - Negging. Something negative to say to a girl
as to undermine confidence.
It is assumed that you seek his approval.
Basic techniques neurolinguistic programming.
It's me, or 篴mpania it tastes weird?
- We do not know. - I think it's cheap.
Try one of these. It's delicious.
If you are interested seduction techniques, This guy is a great expert.
You saw what he did? It's called an opinion directly.
It makes to talk by a neutral question.
Get involved in the conversation so that you to bail individual attention.
I'm just saying that 篴mpania It's terrible!
You have a call to reception.
- Be right back. - I will see you soon.
Do me instead, Roxy, I feel weird.
- You're right? - Does Not.
Forgiven me if I lied, but you know, are easier ways to get someone.
Rohypnol.
Or even something more powerful.
Who the hell're?
Where am I?
That knife 铪i can save your life.
- Shit! - The head of mine has two questions for you.
Tell me what the hell is Kingsman! And who's Harry Hart!
I do not know, damn it! Untie me!
I killed just get your friends that gave me same answer sucks!
Shit! I cut the strings that! Move on, move!
So, worth dying for them?
Screw you!
Congratulations! Optimal behavior.
And the others?
Roxy formidable passed the test well. Charlie's next.
- You want to see? - OK good.
Worth dying for them?
Not worth it! I say everything I know, but please!
Chester's King Arthur. Arthur's spy agency's head!
Thanks, Charlie, I appreciate.
Get me this!
I had high expectations you.
It was a real deception.
Arthur, I'm sorry. Now untie me?
Untie yourself.
Arthur! Arthur, please!
Damn, am the son of ...
- Hey, now dezlega me! - Galahad, Percival, congratulations.
Candidates vo簍ri arrived the last level test.
Following tradition, you spend 24 hours together.
Eggsy, you need to know your dad came up here.
From now on there will be network security, it is clear?
Great, you're free.
Charlie, farewell! Go home!
Screw you! I will tell all my father!
A pi篴 or you're not pi篴?
That was on the front page the next day after I first bomb defused in Paris.
- Germany 1 England 5. - I missed it.
Nobody thanked me for none of them.
My first mission.
I wiped assassin Margaret Thatcher.
Not all 铪i be happy.
The thing is that I no longer satisfied.
News from the first page relates the Celebrities crap.
And in Kingsman, successes must remain secret.
The name of a gentleman public appears three times.
When is born, when-nsoar? And when he dies.
And we are, first of all, some gentlemen.
When I likely. Charlie's right.
- I am a r鉵oi. - Nonsense.
Being a gentleman does not drift circumstances of their births.
Being a gentleman is something you learn.
Yes, but how?
Agreed, the first lesson.
I must ask you wanted to sit down.
The second lesson:
- How to Prepare a martini. - Yup!
Shit! Just bad!
You wanted a biometric security system.
- What's wrong with a simple switch? - A simple switch?
That's a very dangerous ma篿n鉹ie!
Should be operated by one responsible And sane as me!
Imagine would fall if the wrong hands.
- Are we done here? Shit! - Does Not. Now that follows.
To test the church.
That's a rocket micu, a simple switch is sufficient.
Will you learn to speak properly as My Fair Lady?
Do not say nonsense.
Being a gentleman does not have to do correct speech,
but you feel comfortable with your in their own skin.
As Hemingway said, there is nothing noble in being superior to another.
Nobility means to be higher of you were yesterday.
The first thing he needs a gentleman is a good costume.
That is a proper suit, not in the ready-made.
The costumes are always Kingsman antiglon?
牺i take action and then, If you have any mission,
you will receive all utilities the Kingsman.
I'm sorry, sir, but another man is now evidence.
Room two is free.
No room uses two when they lose their virginity.
We're in room three as long as expected.
- We go up? - Neither up nor down.
- Just here? - Of course not.
Turn left peg.
Oh, yes! Very, very nice!
牺i will have a pair of shoes that suits suit.
A classic Oxford shoe is any closed.
An decorate the toe form the perforations is called Brogue.
Oxford Brogue not!
These words after that lives. Proves a pair.
Your results appear to polygon excellent.
By this we know, And this is our gun.
It is unique in its own way.
Maybe shoot a bullet at a short distance away in difficult situations.
- How 铪i wine? - Okay.
Now imitate formal greeting Neam?of an aristocrat.
No, Eggsy!
No, I get sick!
Once it was and a phone in the holster.
How do we get back?
It's covered with one of the strongest neurotoxins known to man, so ...
be careful.
Then ... This gave me more enjoyment.
It's one of our examples Chemical engineering.
A poison harmless if ingested them,
but very convenient for you, can be triggered remotely.
Press. Lethal.
And this? What do I do?
- You electrocutes? - Do not say nonsense. It's a grenade.
Take me to mi簍o.
If you want to electrocute somebody, e ring seal.
Typically, a gentleman puts his left hand.
but it bears a Kingsman the dominant hand.
Push the back contact And 50 thousand volt release.
- And those who have special? - Nothing At All.
It appears Technology the world of espionage.
Put it back, Eggsy!
Perfect timing, Mr. just finished.
Mr. Dever! What coincidence!
Your're the reason I came.
When you have been to me, I noticed tuxedo jacket.
That all must go to Royal, it seems I have to dress like penguin,
here i am! What do you do here?
Hello! Valentine Richmond.
He's my new assistant. I came to present my tailor.
Another coincidence. And the woman.
Have you had the opportunity you think my proposal?
Of course.
My people will get in touch with you soon, I guarantee.
I will give you some advice. Ascott requires cylindrical hat.
I suggest Lock & Co.
- For hats, St James. - "Lox" as the fish?
"Lock" as closed.
You understand your hard Cam, English, Sometimes.
I speak a little weird.
Gentlemen, take care of him.
That's a very good hat.
Gazelle, Ascott awaits us.
It's good, Gazelle.
Come on, just do not want to be late meeting with the queen.
Come on, Gazelle, late!
How far is Ascott? How Much?
- Have you wanted to see me, sir? - Have a seat.
- Nice dog. What's his name? - JB
- From James Bond? Does Not.
- Jason Bourne? - No, Jack Bauer.
Way To Go.
It grieves me to admit, but I that, one day you could be a good spy them.
Get it!
Shot dog.
The gun is loaded. Shot dog.
Give me the gun.
Crane girl has boa篹!
Go Away.
I knew you did not have to do it.
Go home.
Merlin, to come Roxy, please.
Welcome to Kingsman,
Lancelot.
- Mother! - Eggsy!
God, where have you been! I was so worried,!
Look how you've grown!
- Where is she? - I am well. Please do not mess with him!
You did not have to leave you alone.
This story ends now.
- I'll be back soon. - Eggsy!
- Dean! - You're back!
What is it? You put the stolen taxi?
Yup. Want to talk to the mother's black eye?
Want to talk to me? Come down and sweeping you.
Tell your dolls to go, then get off.
Who left. You will hear two shots.
When you punch, And when he beat the earth.
Come, come! Palm itches.
Let's see what you know to do.
- What's up? You boa篹! - No no no!
See gander! You boa篹!
- He beat my mother! - Come when you have boa篹, you fool!
牺i lose the greatest chance for dog shit.
Then I umile簍i car stealing my head.
And you shoot a dog for a shit job?
Yes, I did.
And it always reminds me Mr. Pickle.
You've shot and stuffed! Are you crazy?
I pulled my dog, I brought him home,
I continued to care for him next 11 years
until I died of pancreatitis.
- You What? - Bullets were blanks, Eggsy.
- 牺i remembers Amelia? - Yup.
There was drowned. Work in sections of technology in Berlin.
And it's good. Limits should be tested.
Kingsman justify the risk life saving another.
As a father, even if your mistake it has cost lives?
You mummified and him?
Do not you see that everything I do e reward him?
Harry, listen! Valentine, finally, is revealing.
You know why I like pencil and paper?
Nobody wants to come to judgment.
Our tour world was a complete success.
We have a total.
Like when bingo cover all the numbers on the ticket.
Bingo!
Bingo game. You played bingo, would it?
Thi seem one who play bingo?
At this point ...
If the church goes well tomorrow, we are ready to get started.
Church missionary in South Glade.
- Merlin, prepares the plane. - Right Way.
- Sorry, I'll do anything ... - I should.
Stay here when I come back I will fix this mess.
And I say to you: you are witnesses!
Look at your news!
Flood innocence blood spilled!
And yet there are those who disbelieve in that's the anger of the Lord!
Our government is corrupt promote sodomy, divorce, abortion ...
And some still doubt that's the work of antichrist.
... Or lovers of science Althea which pertain conferences about evolution.
Beautiful sermon.
You see Valentine somewhere?
Therefore, my friends, because it is right ...
Sure we are the out of range?
We are more than 300 meters, what is it?
- And if was calculated wrong? - Trust me.
... For Hebrew, black ...
- I afford to go? - Where you duce?
Hey! What you?
I am a Catholic prostitute who enjoy The extra marital sex
with a black Jew fut鉩ios a pro military clinic abortions.
Therefore, viva Satan!
We wish you a pleasant afternoon, my dear.
Look, go! Immediately begin the test.
I hope that many of ciudai 愫tia are m鉭uli.
So, get out of this church!
It will not save!
Oh, shit!
I can not watch!
God dammit! What the hell ...
Galahad, fails to hear me?
Harry!
Harry, what the hell is going on?
Decreases the volume, please.
- Do not expect me to be so effective. - What we obtain reaction?
Hundred percent.
When all were contamina, that had or SIM card.
With a further benefit to him be eliminated Kingsman.
Not yet.
Oh, this one a must see.
What have you done? I had no control.
I killed all those people.
- And I wanted was doing. - Wise, right?
In simple words, it's a wave neurological centers horny aggression
And stop inhibitoarele.
Transmission by your SIM card funestele, I guess.
You know what that resembles?
With one of those old movies we love both.
Now 铪i tell my plan
then design an irrational way And difficult to kill you
and you find yourself a all that complicated to run.
Fine with me.
That's not the kind of movie, bro.
Does Not!
Is he dead?
That happens 頼pu簍i when somebody in the head.
- A pleasant feeling, right? - No no! At All!
- It's a slimy feeling! - You What? You killed at恂ia people in the church.
- That was just one. - No, That were killed between them.
Okay, start counting down. Tomorrow we go.
E celebration.
Arthur!
- Are? - Of course.
Kingsman reunites them.
Do not you see that everything they do e reward him?
I see a young man with potential,
that can do something good of his life.
Arthur, Harry is dead.
Galahad is dead. So, I just toast in his honor.
Then do you know what that fool.
How many people in the world have the SIM card?
Fails to transmit all signals, anywhere
And instantly become assassins.
Exactly! Because registration of Galahad we now Valentine's statement.
The material has already been sent competent authorities.
Our mission is fulfilled.
And this is a valuable legacy and our friend disappeared.
That's it?
Sit down, young man.
This is a Napoleon brandy 1815.
November we drink only when we lose a Kingsman.
Galahad keep about you.
And on this occasion I think I can do a minor infraction of the rules.
- Those are all Kingsman? - Yes, they are members of our founders.
I want to join me for a toast.
For Galahad.
He told me that there never 頽c鉲ca rules.
- Why now? - You're very good, Eggsy.
Perhaps I will propose instead of Galahad.
Only if we have same the opinion on certain political issues.
- Did you guess what this is? - No need, Harry showed me.
Press and I die.
I can tell that brandy tasted disgusting?
- Way To Go. - Valentine convinced you somehow.
Once explained, I understand.
When you get a virus, you fever.
High body temperature to fight the virus.
Planet Earth works the same.
Global warming is fever, mankind's virus.
We do harm Earth.
A reduction in population is the only hope.
If we do not reduce population November, remain two possibilities.
Host kill the virus, or kill the virus host.
- In the two cases ... - The result is the same.
The virus dies.
So, Valentine will deal population problem.
Unless we do something, it does nature.
Only a selection program may provide survival of the species.
History will remember the man Valentine what saved humanity from extinction.
And he can choose who will be elected, right?
Friends all know its rich can live And everyone deserves to be saved ...
keep them safe on all. Whether or not they agree with him.
And you, Eggsy, in honor of Harry ...
I invite you to be part a new world.
It's time to make a decision.
I prefer to be with Harry. Thank you.
Then so be.
Our problem is that we come to the street And that we hand quickly.
I learned a lot from Kingsman, but agility manual ...
Yes, are the founding members.
I had already developed.
Small and stupid bastard!
V Day starts in 5:59:59.
E-n rule, Lancelot, put it down.
Loyalty is checked.
Arthur's phone receives messages how to put safe.
- Do not have much time. - What do you want to do?
Rather we want to do.
Nobody knows who's with Valentine and who does not.
We have no choice.
We are the only that can handle it.
You come after me.
- And what is this? - I have no idea.
Ala with play is the prototype of a trans atmospheric vehicle.
I created the project Reagan's air defense.
It's pretty simple. Should working.
We inoperable Valentine's satelii one.
Interrupting chain, will stop the signal.
They will have two hours to find another route.
That will get your time required to enter in the Valentine's mainfram
which it then I'll stop.
Lancelot, you will use it. Dress in costume high quota.
Swedish Prime Minister requesting permission to land.
Authorized.
- Here You Go. - Thank you.
- How many have you come? - Not too many.
Some personal bunker. I think it will come shake the very.
Welcome, Prime Minister.
It seems that the microchip may issue a sort of counter signal
to ensure that who wear it not reached by waves SIM card.
Those who processed them all the crazy-killers?
Exactly.
But what did it tell anyone is that it can be soft tissue in order to overheat.
Just a few for Valentine seleconat To obtain permission countdown.
Must ensure that he will not be translated.
- That can help us? - Does Not.
Roxy! Here we go!
The more you climb, the balloon is dilated.
When you get to the edge of the atmosphere, will explode.
You will have to launch rocket with little time before, right?
- Edge atmosphere! - Once you have launched
You have to start fast descent.
Good luck.
- Will you succeed? Okay? - Yup!
Eggsy! Come On! Time is not our friend!
You will present the invitation of Arthur. You will have to get lost among them.
- You have to be Arthur? - The invitation should be on the phone.
You give them this and his real name: Chester King.
- And you? - Your pilot, I'll stay here.
- That I can? - A proper suit and forever.
Be grateful to Harry I did that for you.
Dress!
- What's wrong with her? - I do not know.
Probably mass genocide troubled him.
Give me the microphone.
Hey! Listen well! Radar!
You can know what the hell?
Thin to remind you that today should be a day of celebration!
We must let bad thoughts
And to focus on revival!
Renaissance of a new era!
No need to complain and those who gave their lives today!
We must honor their sacrifice.
I got my new number. MA can call back?
Because of their will save the human race!
Must put aside doubt and guilt!
Now you're ale篿i!
Who said the story of Noah's Ark?
- It's ark bad guy? - Does Not!
- It's not the worse. - Does Not!
- But how many animals go two? - Of course not!
To turn the world upside down!
Eat, drink and s鉹b鉻ori!
We all know we will see in the new era!
Roxy, I am.
How's the view?
- Terrible. - Mine is excellent.
- Thi have made costume? - No not yet.
Believe me, it's something you can not let you have your escape.
We are near the bottom of Valentine. I have to leave.
Good luck.
Arathi well, Eggsy!
Very good, Merlin.
Here Novembre 247 Charlie King. Permission to land.
Authorized.
Look!
Eggsy, on stage!
Chester King.
Mr. King, Welcome.
I am convinced that you have the right rigid policy:no weapon.
- Can I check? - Of Course.
Thank you.
You have luggage?
Congratulations, you've just been promoted from the valet driver.
- Insolent. - Cleanup?
Okay.
Thank you.
Eggsy, finds a computer And put yourself online.
Time runs. Do not forget to get lost in the crowd.
- Lord wants a drink? - Martini. Gin.
No vodka, of course.
Mixed 10 seconds while you look After a sealed glass of vermouth.
Thank you.
- Merlin register? - Sure Thing. Stay focused.
Lancelot go well. You do not have much.
Yes, Merlin.
Eggsy, connect me immediately.
Yes, it does.
Lancelot reach the quota limit. The balloons do not last long.
rocket preparing to arm yourself.
Society is dead, long life society.
So be it!
- Are Morten Lindstrom. - Chester King.
How did you come online I have not failed.
It's a closed circuit network. Connections must be authorized.
I viewfinder satellite.
I tell the clock? I think you are on my time zone.
Oh, yes, yes. I look.
Eggsy we entered. Come back to the plane.
- Wine. - Lancelot, good luck!
Fire 3, 2 ...
- Be careful. - What are you doing here?
My family was invited, of course. Pick get your poponel 頽ceti簅r!
Shit! Lancelot immediately fire!
- Will burst! - Yes, Merlin!
Right Now! Give me a second!
- Valentine, I caught fucking spy! - To see, in the foreground!
Oh, damn! Young nurse!
You bastards!
Shit! Activates the alarm!
I do not want to risk. Switching to manual activation.
Right Now.
The countdown is on.
- Do you see? - Is here.
Eggsy to the left.
Two guards. In your face.
Lancelot, loosen up!
Eggsy before and right. Another two.
Ladies and gentlemen, standing! We are approaching the day V.
Welcome to the new era!
Damn!
Eggsy, left!
Right Now! Ten ...
brand new ...
eight ...
Seven ...
Six ...
five ...
four ...
three, two ...
one ...
Nice One! Excellent work, both of you!
Do not walk! Must go! What the hell!
Yup! Loud, Roxy! Way To Go!
We lost a satellite.
Oh no! That can not avoid!
What's going on?
There are problems?
Let us, leave the guns. I'm just a pilot.
What the hell! Merlin!
Come On! Come on!
Come on!
- Let us move the asses here! - We can not.
You must enter in ma篿n鉹ia of Valentine.
Uses biometric recognition.
We have to go back there and take care that his hand should not touch that table.
- Are you crazy? - I'm afraid not.
- Give me that! - It's mine.
Thi show it yours.
Perfect choice.
- How long must redo the connection? - An hour, perhaps two.
Nonsense. You must close these two.
But that's not yours.
Zieglass, I am.
Are Velentine. Listen, I have a little problem.
I need a link. Do not refuse me.
One of my satelii was a problem And is next to one of yours.
I Read the thoughts you! What do you need?
Go for it.
You should back online.
10 percent.
Damn! Eggsy!
Valentine uses satellite to another.
Reconnecting. I'm afraid I do not have time.
Now it's 20%.
Eggsy, it seems that Valentine has a gift for you. Move on, move!
- They annihilated on that Kingsman? - Not yet, but will soon.
Okay.
Merlin, are finished.
- And me too. - Coming from both sides, I have options.
Roxy, do me a favor.
Call her and tell her mother to stay away from Dean.
And the baby.
Tell her that I love her.
What crap!
Merlin, do you think those microchips we are helping?
Le Poth active? Be my guest.
Okay. Now it's my turn to play, Valentine.
Oh no, what the hell is? I can not stop!
Yes, please.
- O God! It's spectacular! - Merlin're hell!
One can know what's going on?
- No princess're missing? - Would you let me go?
If I do, give me a kiss?
I've never kissed a princess.
If Scotland me here, 铪i give and more.
Fucker!
I think enough cretin implanted to me and I?
Have you gone mad?
You have killed innocent people! For what?
I've stopped nothing!
Yes, I closed the door with the key. Now what?
What I said. B鉭a girl in bathroom And slide the key under the door.
- It is going to happen anyway! - Are you crazy?
Make your so and ready.
Eggsy! The signal started!
You have to take the hand of Valentine the steps that table now!
Excuse me, sweetheart. You must save the world.
If you save the world, can anal sex?
I'll try to hurry.
Good luck!
London.
Ah, Rio!
Down!
You have succeeded!
The window will not last long.
You stay here.
- Merlin, how do I get up? - You shoot, I'll find a way!
I understand.
What the hell!
Was reactivated!
It is grand!
- Eggsy, fuck, blow through it! - Come to see Gazelle!
Seoul, Caracas, Bombay ...
Tell fool that killed my many friends!
Come Eggsy, the world gets worse!
- Have you finished? - Not yet!
Stop playing with loot! Kill her!
Gazelle!
Come On!
Kill it!
Well done!
- So, Eggsy! - Well done, Eggsy!
And you, Lancelot.
I'm sorry! You are not logged mother would never harm.
I'm so sorry.
Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.
He was right.
Come on, buddy.
It's time the film you need a good replica.
Well, as you told Harry ...
That's not the kind of movie, bro.
Perfect.
Eggsy, where you going? You do not have 篴mpanie, we already have on board.
- You saved the world? - Yes, I did.
Then ... you feel like to go?
I feel sure.
Merlin, the cell is closed. How do I?
26-25.
Merlin're loud.
You owe.
Eggsy!
You only ...
Michelle, terminals, me dry.
I like this song. Leave it, Mom.
We returned to gander. You've come to change two words?
Or run away pretending that you go in court dressed like that?
A dear friend once said:
Manners define ...
the man.
TACA have your mouth shut!
Eggsy, you know what I prefer now?
Radar! Stamos as MOMA or fight?
With love in memory of my mother, Kathy,
that was extraordinary And I learned to be a Kingsman.
字幕优化：freyleo
中东 1997
阿尔法零号，猎鹰安全。
重复。猎鹰安全。
听着，我数到10，告诉我你知道的一切！
否则，你的死期就到了。
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8
手榴弹！兄弟，回来！
该死！搞砸了。
怎么会搞砸了呢？
梅林，对不起，让你置于如此境地。
你把他训练得很好。
詹姆斯。
你的训练已经结束。
欢迎来到皇家特工学院。
兰斯洛特。 先生
我来收拾这个烂摊子吧。
伦敦
我对你丈夫的英勇事迹不能公开感到抱歉，希望你能了解。
你什么都不告诉我，我怎么能明白。
我甚至不知道这他是否是学院中的一员。
对不起，但我不能说更多了。
我想给你这个英勇勋章。凑近看，背面是个数字。
为了表示感谢，我想给你...
...给予下关照，不过取决于你。
只要告诉接线员“牛津好过布洛克”我们就知道那是你。 （牛津鞋、布洛克鞋为英国绅士必备皮鞋）
我不想要你的帮助，我只想我的丈夫能活过来。
你叫什么名字，小伙子？
艾格。 你好，艾格。
我可以看下这个吗？
你能保管好这个吗？艾格
也照顾好你的妈妈。
王牌特工:特工学院
阿根廷 17年后
实在对不起，阿诺德教授，绑的紧了点。
看在上帝的份上，真该给我下地狱。
我也只是照指示办事，并非想伤害你。
你搞错了，我是大学教授。我并没有钱。
这不是钱的问题。我们上司想和你谈谈。
这就是邀请的方式吗？
他很快就来，等下会跟你解释的。
你喜欢威士忌吗？瑞德，拿瓶1962年的Dalmore。
不骗你，这种威士忌无与伦比。你肯定喜欢。
我走了这么远，想麻烦讨杯糖水喝下。
阿诺德教授，我来带你回家。
1962年的Dalmore。味道无与伦比，你认为呢？
你帮忙拿下吗？
谢谢。
一切都解决了。
真贴心的欢迎方式。
我不能看见血。如果看到一点血，那会让我很难受。
对不起，让你亲眼目睹了整个过程。
由于不速之客。
但是，我答应你，我会查出他的底细。
你和我将是非常要好的朋友。
请开去饭店。
亚瑟在餐厅，先生。
- 亚瑟。 - 加拉哈德。
有些人开始怀疑，如果我们做一个双敬酒。
先生们，17年来，这是我最后一次使用它。
兰斯洛特是一个特殊的代理特工
真正的皇家特工学院将不复存在。
- 致兰斯洛特。 - 致兰斯洛特。
我明天将开始选择更换兰斯洛特。
我想每个人都提出候选人，并报告给UKHQ。
不晚于上午9点。谢谢。
梅林，过来。
兰斯洛特在调查一群正在运送生物武器的雇佣兵。
戴上眼镜，先生们
乌干达 2012年 合成卡西酮。 (卡西酮—一种毒品)
被投入游击军的供水设施中。
狂犬病，人吃人，许多人死亡。
2013年车臣武装分子攻击了另外一个目标。
猜测是这些佣兵干的，但没有发现任何化学药剂。
兰斯洛特那发生了什么？
我在阿根廷对比了这些特征。
检察机关在那发现了一起绑架。
他们犯了一个低级的失误。
这是他的最后一次任务 “人质是J.阿诺德教授”
他是谁？
一个提出世界唯一性之类观点的专家
奇怪的是
他并没失踪，这是今天上午，阿诺德教授在大学里。
这些都是你的。别忘了提出候选人。
这个时候，尽量选择一个更合适的人选。
17年了，仍不打算与时代同步？
我提醒你，如果不是他，你就不会在这里。
特工和任何人一样。甚至更多。
但它不是我们中的一个。
面对现实吧，加拉哈德，你的小实验失败。
恕我直言，亚瑟，你是一个势利小人。
恕你直言？
世界正在发生变化。
另一个缘由我也有我固执之处。
艾格？
艾格，下来。
你有没有厕纸？ - 没有
为什么不给妈妈帮下忙，顺便带下来？
自己去拿
我告诉过你不要跟妈妈这样说话。
你们三个。为什么整天窝在这？
我来告诉你为什么，拿着钱，买你的甜甜圈去。
等你回来，你就知道为什么。
谢谢，艾格。
来，宝贝。
这样好些吗？
如此虐待你的母亲吗？ - 真伤自尊。
那是他的问题。 - 他的母亲的好。
不要在意。 - 没关系。
总有一天我会打烂你的脸。
你疯了？他只想打败你，并会说这一些...
...与他无关
你认为你对我们说，我们也会无动于衷？
因为我们的老板乱搞他的母亲？
- 差不多，是的。 - 我们不要管这些，不值得。
你招惹我们了，出去。
什么？
老兄，我很遗憾。
是的，走了。
我刚才不是指他。
有点冷。干嘛走路啊？
- 你偷了他车钥匙？ - 是啊。现在开他的车走吧。
靠，快走！
各位，等下我。
快滚出我的车！
嘿！
你最好快滚出我的车...
我们走吧！
喂，院长，是我。 艾格刚偷了我的车。
是的，我在酒吧外。他在我眼皮底下开车转圈，刚离开了。
如何别管他？他不尊重我！
你不知道他如何不尊重我！
稍等！这是干嘛？
这些都是一些寄生虫。你应该干倒他们。
我还有很多事要做。
我来搞定这，现在下车！
快滚给我下车！
艾格，你手里有个象征荣耀的号码。
如果你不告诉我和你一起的男孩名字，你就完了。
这都取决于你。
我想打一个电话。
打电话给你妈妈，告诉她你吃不上她做的18个月晚餐了。
艾格。
你想回家吗？
- 你是谁？ - 那谁已经摆脱你。
这不是我问题的答案。
有点感激之情将是一件好事。
我的名字是哈里·哈特 我给你的那枚勋章。
你的父亲救了我的命。
所以，如果你没退休，就一直在军队？
- 作为官员？ - 并不是的。
- 你在伊拉克？ - 对不起，艾格，这是绝密的。
但我父亲救了你的命，对吗？
你的父亲去世的那天，我感慨良多。
如果不是他的勇气，我的人会死于我的错。
所以我欠他的。
你的父亲是一个勇敢的人，正直的人。
当我读你的资料，我觉得你做了一个正确的决定。
不要这样说。你有很高的智商和出色的成绩。
吸毒打架，没有工作...
你这里可找到很多活干？ 为什么你放弃了那些爱好？
首先在体操队呆了两年
教练选你参加奥运会
长大后，像我父亲迅速发展其他爱好？
当然。总有人犯了错。
谁指使你一步步走错？学到一半就放弃了。
因为不能让我妈离开我，还有不是我父亲的那个人。
为什么你们这些高高在上的人就有指责我们的权利？
为什么要你们告诉我们做什么？我们没有选择，相信我。
既然我们是你们的擦脚布。
那就顺其自然吧。
你他妈在这做什么？乖乖给我过来。
你又招惹了这些年轻人？ 稍后我再解释。我们走。
急什么，我们还没有喝完饮料。
你偷了车，院长不会再关照你的母亲。
听着，伙计们......我有个上面的朋友。
会确保艾格任何情况下安然无恙。
如果你们和平离开，我自会不胜感激。
喝完这杯美味的吉尼斯酒。
你该走开，老大爷。
别开玩笑，你应该离开。
借过。
如果你想找我们，我们叫史密斯。
礼仪...
定义...
男人
你知道是什么意思吗？
我会告诉你。
我们坐在这里一整天，还是战斗？
晕
消除记忆
抱歉。
就算为了我，别这样！
给我闭嘴滚开，我的朋友昨天因他而死了！
他知道你父亲身世。
你有没告诉那人关于我的事！ - 不，我发誓什么都没说！
我不会声张的。 - 你确定没告诉别人？
从来没有。
你让他杀了我的兄弟，你明白吗？他妈的毁掉了我今后的生活。
我发誓不管他在哪，一定会报仇，告诉他！
求你放过他吧！
滚开婊子，老子今天就杀了你，这次绝对没有人能救你，绝对没有。
但是我会，我有理由相信你今后确实不会太好过了，迪恩·安德里·贝肯先生。
靠
我建议你立马放下凶器，否则我将有下一步行动。
艾格，到裁缝店找我。
他妈的是怎么回事？
嘿，他妈的你想跑，都过来逮住他！
嘿，别跑，抓住他！
你等着，我早晚得抓住你！
我以前从没有敬佩过某人，除了你。
你看到了什么？
我想知道这是什么意思？
我看到一个充满潜力的年轻人。
一位忠诚的年轻人，知道什么是该做的。
在他的生命中，他会做些正确的事情。
你看过电影《运转乾坤》吗？
没
那《尼基塔》呢？
《漂亮女人》？
好吧。
我的重点是，你不是含着着金钥匙出生的人
你要领会这点。
如果你已经准备好适应和学习...
哦，我喜欢看《风月俏佳人》
你从来没有停止给我一个惊喜。
是的，像《风月俏佳人》中一样
你也有机会成为王牌特工。
从1849年以来，王牌特工是地球上最强大的人。
在1919年，第一次世界大战中失去了许多人。
培养需要很多钱。
而很多有权势的人想要雇人来保护自己。
我们的创始人已经意识到，他们可以利用这点。
就这样开始了我们的行动。
一个独立的国际间谍机构
工作上拥有很高的自由裁量权。
因为政治和官僚主义
这损害了政府情报机构的完整性。
披着盔甲现代绅士——
——王牌特工 就成了代理新骑士。
- 到底要下去多深？ - 足够深。
该死。我们来晚了。
你父亲当初也有和你一样的表情 。
我也是。
来吧。
加拉哈德。 我的名字的代码。
迟到了一点。
祝好运 进去吧。
排队。
女士们，先生们，我的名字是梅林。你们面对的
可能是世界上最危险的面试。
你们中的一个，而且只有一个，会成为未来兰斯洛特。
谁能告诉我这是什么？
请说。运尸袋。
正确。
查理，是不是？- 是的，先生。 - 好。
到时候每人将有一个袋子。你就可以写你的名字。
寄给你的亲属。
这意味着你们接受的风险，同时还有
保密协议。
其中，如果违反，你和你亲属
就将在那个包里。
各位都明白吗？
很好。
翻过来吗？
洛克珊，可以叫我诺西。
艾格。厄格？
不是，艾格。蛋哥，你从哪里出来的？
你知道，我们不能随便取笑别人，上头说了的。
不必理他，查理只是开玩笑而已。
我叫迪格比。
迪格比。 蛋哥，他是鲁弗斯。
鲁弗斯，蛋哥。
蛋哥，你是牛津还是剑桥的？ - 都不是。
圣安德鲁斯？ 达勒姆？ （皆英国名校）
等等，我想我们知道了。
您是在温彻斯特站卖麦当劳快餐的吗？
不是
如果我是那样的话，我会有你更多秘密。
应该是圣安德鲁斯来的。
不要理会他们。
- 你需要一支笔。 - 谢谢。
阿米莉亚，是吗？阿米利亚，艾格。
嗨，艾格。不要在意他们说的。 这就是我说的。
姓名，血型，亲属。 是经典的战术。
没有人会死。
等着瞧。
好，你不知道，中情局不知道。没有人知道这家伙是谁？
好。有意思，真有意思，但这也是我在这的原因。
你知道我吗。钱不是我的问题。
我可以退休，在小岛上随便干点什么。
没有人要我去拯救地球。可我想。
气候变化，多年研究，数十亿美元。
你知道我为什么不干？
因为我至今看这个地球仍然是一个灾难。
让我寝食难安。
钱解决不了这个问题。
那些政客就像把头塞在沙子里的白痴。
并且不是寻求连任这么简单。
我花了两年时间，试图找到真正解决问题的办法。
而且我找到了。
现在，如果你想有一个更美好的世界，请张着耳朵仔细听我说。
继续，沃伦特先生，我仍听着呢。
只要你同意我所有的条款...
不要惊慌。听我说。保持冷静。
该死的。
- 厕所。 - 厕所？
- 淋浴喷头。 - 淋浴喷头？
恭喜你已经执行的第一个任务。
查理，鲁弗斯，干的不错。
有些人现在仍是一头雾水。
厕所管道可以给你供气。
简单的物理常识得记住。
艾格，很勇敢。嗯，其实这是一个双面镜。
大概他照镜子比较多的缘故。
你们可以收起你们脸上的笑容了。
就我而言，你们已经失败了。
我们都忘了最重要的事情。
团队精神。
这么多的传统军事战术。
35，105 就是这样。
美好的一天。
有什么需要帮助的吗？ 好啊，我有一个问题
关于人类的力量。
真的吗？真是有趣的话题。
我的同事因为救你而死。我想你明白他是多么训练有素。
我希望你告诉我是谁绑架了你？为什么他又放了你？
我不知道...
别什么都不说，除了... - 救命，我耳朵快掉了...
安全漏洞已激活
到底什么家伙。无论是谁，我...
逼我杀了阿诺德教授，我喜欢这个老师。
好消息是，紧急监管系统起到了作用。
你觉得这是好消息？ “我的同事死了”
这是一个组织并且一直盯着我们。
你都和谁说了？ - 我告诉你了。
我接触了军情六处，克格勃，摩萨德和北京。
说这不是他们的特工。
北京。你知道中国情报机构的名称。
这就是你所谓的秘密，是吗？
你要知道的是，去他妈的。
我们必须加快研究进度。
加快产品开发进度。 我们已经快生产。
加快速度，他们会花更多钱。
你以为我关心这个。快去做！
正如你们昨晚看到的，
王牌特工为团队精神付出的代价。
我们在这里来训练你们的技能，并测试你们的极限。
这就是为什么你选择了一只小狗。
这就是为什么选一只狗和你们一起学习。
你去哪里狗就在哪里。
狗在你就在，这就是训练重点。
都明白吗？
挑选你的小狗。
狮子狗？
什么？他们猎狗。
一个古老的种族，容易训练。
拳击运动员？
不是斗牛犬？
它会慢慢长大，对不对？
该死的。
磁共振显示没有伤痕。
无脑外伤。
什么时候他可以恢复？
很难说。我们不知道究竟发生了什么。
哈利的记录呢？
有传送到终端？ - 加密过，破解不了。
当他醒来提醒他说下密码。
他会好起来吧？
我们必须要有耐心和希望，艾格，好吗？
你好好训练。顺利通过测试，让他为你感到骄傲。
加油！
JB，加油！向前！
我不想拖着你走。
JB，你还不走，我就开枪打你！我可不想把你抱在怀里。
该死的。
你在干什么？ - 克制！
怎么样，你喜欢吗？ - 不值得，斗殴会被淘汰的。
如果我被踢出去了，我才不在乎！ - 有魄力！
查理！滚开！
布拉沃，滚吧！
来，JB。
你有一个小时完成这次考试。
开始吧！
目标800米。不可思议，你还在那儿。
真想吼一声。
我明白了。敌目标确定。
如果你不闭嘴，我就堵住你的嘴。
这明显是歧视。
就是，要不你点跟烟试试？
你他妈知道我个屁。
对不起，如果你有足够的训练... - 准备射击。
干得怎么样？
谢谢，我真的非常尊敬并听从您的安排。
对殿下、对总理您也是。
我认为这很明智。
这是真的很明智。
你完全疯了？
正如你所说，总理先生...
我感到很震惊，我不会这么做。
对不起，殿下，在这事上你必须得扮演重要角色。
在北欧地区打开市场。
你能鼓舞人心，并且深受人民爱戴与欢迎。
即使你不与我们合作，我也会强制你去安全的地方。
哪里是安全的？
如何总理先生？你是和我们一起吗？
我认为现在是政治家做一些改变的时候了。
不错。
干嘛？
把她带出去。
喝一杯吗？ - 为什么不呢？
保安！救命！
别担心，公主不会受到伤害。
共和党人会怎么样，我不感兴趣。
释放公主。
好，搞完了。
没有那么糟糕，不是吗？
- 我甚至感觉不到它。 - 欢迎加入。
甚感荣幸。
难道你不敲门？
我只是看下你。
梅林告诉我，你要见我。
我希望JB的训练进度和你一样。
坐下。
恭喜你顺利进入六名候选人名单了。
您的测试结果甚至比我希望的还要好。
进来。
艾格，我想和你单独聊聊，你被淘汰了。
乱讲。让他观察下。也许会学到些东西。
如你所愿。你看那个。
地狱，我几乎没有触及。是一个男人！
该死的！
这是哈利。你切掉了他的头？
太夸张了，你不觉得吗？
爆炸是从他的脖子开始的。
这里，疤痕下。
我的设备运行都正常吗？
幸运的是，是的。
不幸的是，IP地址属于沃仑特的公司。
在全球拥有上万名员工。
沃仑特·瑞奇曼是个天才。
你有没有看到今天的公告？
没
每个人，每年在电话和互联网花费2000美元。
我很高兴地宣布，那些日子已经一去不复返了。
从明天开始，任何人都可以申请一个免费的SIM卡。
可与任何人通话，自由地使用通讯和网络。
免费电话，免费上网。适用所有人。
而且一直会延续。
沃仑特的同伙，都具有相同的植入物。
他们下周会举行盛大晚宴，我帮你搞一个邀请函。
不过，必须要小心。 100位贵宾会撤离。
没护卫，没监控，就像阿诺德教授一样。
那么我建议你，给我安插个值得被绑架名号。
该死的！
你晕了？
我很好。
我已经做到了，也许这就是原因。
你会没事的。你是班上最好的。
听着，主要任务是躲过雷达探测器到达目标。
如果您被雷达发现，或错过了目标，那就滚蛋吧。
你明白吗？
在20秒内下降区。
我们走吧。
我从没做过，我认为不会成功。
清楚。让我成为第一个。
艾格，等下！
洛克珊，废话少说！
跟我来！
来吧！
洛克珊，别错过时机！
跳啊！
洛克珊！你做到了。
看我的！
就是这样！
你们是有多开心？你们认为会这么容易？
任何人都可以做，但特工必须在压力下解决问题。
你们小组中的一个，没有降落伞。
什么？ - 该死的！
谁？
该死的！
到底是怎么回事？
我们该怎么办？
我告诉过你们。你们是找到目标，而不是找雷达。
我希望你们不要被我干掉。
但为了达成目标，也许我不得不这么做。
相信这会给我留个深刻印象。
该死的！
听着，我有一个计划！
握住你旁边的人。
鲁弗斯，来了！
鲁弗斯！
我不能！
该死的！
谢谢你，上帝！
鲁弗斯，你这个胆小鬼！
我们缺少的。
围成一圈。
他是对的。我们快开始。
我们来一个个扯伞线。
好。
好吧，艾格，你有30秒，快。
第一个
靠！
好了，轮到我了！
地上见。
现在.
该死的！
洛克栅，不用担心。无论发生什么事，我在这里。
好。
你先，可以吗？ 好。
该死的！
洛克珊！
该死的！
雨果，迪格比。
你们没有找到目标。
鲁弗斯，你太急了，雷达已经发现你了。
所有这三个收拾行李回家。
艾格，洛克珊，祝贺。你们创造了一个新的记录。
距离地面91米打开降落伞。非常勇敢。
你还有另外一个任务，布拉沃。解散！
对不起，先生。为什么不是我？我是一个不重要的候选人？
不能这样说。
如果你有意见，小声在我耳边说。
试着去忘记恩怨。
杰维尔先生。很高兴认识你。
对不起。我想我错过了晚宴。
没有。我取消了，因为你的缘故。
任何人都希望能捐出这么多，换来这顿晚餐。
进来。
谢谢。
我承认，我很好奇，想认识你。
有许多亿万富翁，谁也不知道。
- 我不怀疑。 - 很显然，我已经叫人看过你的资料。
你运气不错。你怎么赚钱的？
商场投资而已。没有问题的。
我只是想了解下你的为人，你理解吧？
当然可以。
你饿了么？ 饿死了。
好。坐。
- 我要的巨无霸。 - 最佳选择。
没有比双层汉堡更美味的了。
和1945年的拉菲是绝配。
很合适的搭配。我建议可以试试面包抹辣椒酱...
我喜欢它。
所以，你想捐赠给我的基金会。
你知道我在这方面的进展缓慢，对不对？
气候变化影响到我们所有人，沃仑特先生。
您是和我有同样担忧的厉害角色之一。
我放慢节奏，是因为走进了死胡同。
任何研究显示了同样的事情。
碳排放是一条走不通的死路
现在排放已经超过临界点，无论我们怎么挽救。
你知道你的工作。
有时候，我羡慕那些连自己是谁都不知道的...
傻子
就像阿诺德说教授常说的那样：
人类是唯一一种应该知道并了解自己是被诅咒的病毒。
并不是很多人知道他。
你喜欢间谍电影，杰维尔先生？
这对我来说，口味偏重。
我喜欢经典的大片。
给我一个情节提示。
老詹姆斯·邦德电影。
当我还是孩子的时候，那就是我梦想的工作。
间谍绅士。
在邦德电影中最有趣的人物都是邪恶的。
孩子看到的都是自大狂。
还好大家都会长大。
请享用。
给我几天时间考虑一下你的建议，
我的人会你的家人好好接触下。
感谢您的一顿美食。
要跟踪他吗？
不必
我把纳米传感器放到了葡萄酒中。我们会知道在接下来的24个小时，
他到底是为谁卖命。
沃仑特没有逃过我的眼睛。
这是当我进去的时候
南格莱德教会使命任务。这是在肯塔基州一个恐怖组织。
FBI监视他们多年。
你认为沃仑特是一个支持者？ 我有证据，但我会继续寻找。
另外，失踪者的名单不断增加，现在包括王室成员。
泰德公主。
- 让我出去，你这个傻瓜！ - 我说你，你想随时随地都可以走
- 只要你同意我的条件。 - 我不同意。
我永远也不会接受他们。 那就不太好咯。
让我离开这里！
我想谈的大使。
缺少名人的名单持续上涨，近几周
世界各国人民施压领导人，要求给个说法。
我们会尽最大努力找到泰德公主。
世界各国政府和安全部队合作
找到这些绑架事件背后的人。
全世界的人们继续期待获得免费的SIM卡。
- 夫人P，你得到了什么？ - 是的，我等了一整天。
由于这种史无前例的行动慈善家沃仑特·里士满
已经发出去了十亿张卡。
别紧张。
你以为你今天逃脱？
没有逃脱。
- 聚会？ - 今晚，在伦敦。
- 这是谁？ - 你的目标。
其任务是使用训练中学到的技巧去说服她。
我说的“说服”程度是指的是像圣经确信接受的程度。
容易。
势利小人爱裸体的人。
我们会看到。
当然可以。
您好，我只好来告诉你，你有什么美丽的眼睛。
盖茨隐形眼镜？
- 不 - 是的。
哦，上帝。 Negging。有趣的是我没有对其他人说过。
- 请再说一遍？ - Negging。对女孩说些不好的话
来折损其信心。
假装征求他的同意。
这是挑逗的基本技巧。
有人觉得这香槟的味道很奇怪吗？
我不知道。 只觉得挺便宜。
试下看看，味道不错。
如果你有兴趣学习诱惑技巧，这家伙是一个专家。
你看到他做了什么？这就是所谓的直接意见。
通过一个平常的话题攀谈。
你掌握了的话，你就会吸引这个人的关注。
我只是说这是可怕的香槟！
打电话到前台。
马上回来。 再见。
难道我不是，洛克珊，我觉得不可思议。
你还好吗？ 不好
原谅我，如果说谎，你会有更容易获得别人关注。
迷奸药。
是更强大的东西。
到底是谁？
我在哪里？
这把刀可以救你的命。
妈的！ 我的老板有两个问题要问你。
告诉我Kingsman是什么？谁哈利·哈特？
我不知道，该死！解开我！
我刚杀的哥们，像你一样回答很烂！
妈的！快给个解开！求你了！
你到底为谁卖命？
去你的！
恭喜！干得不错。
其他人呢？
洛克珊和查理都也都经历了测试。
想看看？ 嗯，好。
你到底为谁卖命？
噢！请快放开我，我把我知道的都告诉你！
切斯特·亚瑟。情报机构头号间谍亚瑟！
谢谢，查理，我很欣赏。
你他妈到底要干嘛？
我对你有很高的期望。
这真的让我很失望。
亚瑟，对不起。帮我解开吧。
自己解开。
亚瑟！亚瑟，拜托了！
妈的...
哎，有谁可以帮我解开... 祝贺你们俩。
你已经达到了测试的最终水平。
按照惯例，之后的24小时你们将呆在一起。
艾格，你应该知道吗？你父亲走到过这一步。
从现在开始，没有安全管制措施了，明白吗？
很好，解散。
查理，可以回家了！
去你的！我会告诉我所有的父亲！
你小便或者不小便
这是上头版后第二天，我在巴黎化解的第一枚炸弹危机。
- 德国VS英格兰 1:5 - 我错过了。
没有人感谢我，一个也没有。
我的第一个任务。
调查刺杀撒切尔夫人的杀手。
不是每个人都会感谢你。
问题是，我不再满足。
头条新闻都是讲名人的八卦。
而在特工学院，就算成功也必须保持秘密。
绅士的名字会公开出现三次。
当他出生，当他结婚，当他死亡。
而我们是绅士，但又不仅仅只是绅士。
与我有他妈的什么关系。
我是个乡下人。 乱讲。
绅士不是与生俱来的。
靠着学习，你才会慢慢变成绅士。
嗯，但如何学习？
好吧，第一课。
我应该在坐下前问我“我可以坐下吗？”
第二课。
如何品马提尼酒。 对！
妈的！真疼！
你想要一个生物识别安全系统。
- 什么是错用一个简单的开关？ - 一个简单的开关？
这是一个非常危险的机器！
需要一个像我负责任和理智的人！
试想一下，如果落入坏人之手会怎么样？
我们是在这里做什么？妈的！ 现在，看下这个。
为了测试。
这是个小火箭，一个简单的开关就足够了。
你会教我像《风月俏佳人》电影里面的人来说话吗？
别瞎扯。
作为一个绅士，不是说要如何正确的讲话
而是说话就像触及自己的皮肤那样自然。
正如海明威所说，没有谁生来比谁高贵。
成为贵族意味着你要不断进取。
现在，第一件事就是选一件好绅士服。
我的意思是订做一个套装，而不是穿现成的。
王牌特工的服饰是要防弹的。
如果您有任何的任务
你可以使用这里所有的设备。
对不起，先生，这房间里已经有人了。
第二个房间可以用。
纯爷们是不会用2号房间的。
3号房间应该比较适合，先等下。
接下来干什么？ - 上不去也下不来。
就在这里？ - 当然不是。
把旁边的门打开。
哦，天啊！不可思议！
你需要一双鞋子来搭配衣服。
一个经典的牛津鞋前面是没有花纹孔的。
鞋帮上有穿孔装饰的叫布洛克。
牛津比不过布洛克！
说得不错。这鞋适合你。
你穿上绝对会体验非凡。
看这里，这是我们的枪。
这些都是独一无二的。
身处困境时，射击距离最好近些。
你怎么弄？ 好。
现在模仿德国贵族的正式问候。
不，艾格！
不，感觉真不好！
皮套中有它和电话。
怎么收回去？
它表面涂有人类已知的最致命的神经毒素，因此...
当心。
那么......它给了我很大的满足感。
这是我们的化学研究工程的成果之一。
这是毒药，当时摄入时是无害的
但对你非常方便，可以远程触发。
按下。死翘翘。
这个呢？这个是干嘛的？
电击棒？ 不是，这是一枚手榴弹。
扯淡。
如果你想电击某人，这是电击戒指。
通常情况下，绅士都戴在左手上。
不过这与特工惯用手有关。
手指弯曲，就会释放5万伏高压电。
那些呢，有啥特别之处？ 没什么重要的。
它在间谍技术世界里面不算什么。
把它放回去，艾格！
时间刚刚好，各位也搞完了。
杰维尔先生！真是太巧了！
我来就是为了找你。
当时你过来，我就注意到你燕尾服了，但我穿衣品味不如你。
今天我就过来改改衣服，不过看来我得穿得像企鹅。
这就是我在这的原因！你在这里干嘛？
您好！沃仑特·里士满。
他是我的新助手。我来介绍给我的裁缝。
又一个巧合，和那个女人一样。
你有没有考虑过我的建议？
当然。
我的人不久就会与你联系，我保证。
我来给你一些建议。雅诗阁西装要配圆顶帽子。
我建议Lock & Co的帽子。
对于帽子，我偏爱St James。 “Lock”是一种鱼吗？
“Lock”是封闭的意思。
我理解你的英式小幽默。
我说话可能有点点怪。
先生们，我们一起走吧。
这真是一顶不错的帽子。
Gazelle，我们干正经事去吧。
来吧，不要迟到与女王会面。
来吧，Gazelle，不然就迟了。
还有多远？多少？
你要见我，先生？ 坐下。
可爱的小狗。它叫什么名字？ JB
詹姆斯·邦德？ 不是
杰森·伯恩？ 不，杰克·鲍尔。
不错。
我不得不承认，但我想有一天，你会成为一名优秀的特工。
拿着吧。
对狗开枪。
枪已经上膛了。对狗开枪。
把枪给我。
至少那个女孩做到了！
走吧。
我知道你做不到这一点。
回家。
梅林，把洛克珊叫来。
欢迎来到王牌特工学院。
兰斯洛特。
妈妈！艾格！
天啊，你到哪里去了！我很担心！
瞧你已经长到多大了！
他在哪儿？ 我很好，请不要惹他！
我不应该离开，留你独自一人。
事情该有个了结了。
我很快就回来。 艾格！
迪恩！ 你回来啦！
这是什么？你新偷来的出租车？
是啊。我们可以聊聊吗？
想和我聊？那你给我先滚下车。
通知你的伙计离开，然后我就下来。
走吧，兄弟们。
看我怎么把他按倒在地上。
来吧，来吧！尝尝我的拳头。
让我来看看你都会些什么。
你要干什么？你想逃！ 不，不，不！
没种的家伙！
不要这样，他打了我的母亲！ 你这个混蛋！
因为一条狗，你失去了成为王牌特工的最佳机会。
然后，你就准备这样用着头儿的车离开。
你当初也对狗开枪了吗？
是的，我做到了。
它总是让我想起当时糟糕的我。
你对你的狗开枪？真的够了。
我把我的狗，我带回家，
之后的11年，我继续照顾着它。
直到因胰腺炎而死的时候。
什么？ - 有些事没告诉你，艾格。
记得阿米莉亚？ 嗯。
他没有淹死。现在在柏林的技术部门工作。
而且做得不错。压力测试是很有必要的。
王牌特工有时候必须冒着生命危险去救其他人。
作为一个父亲，即使你是错的，也可以要求他冒生命危险？
你对他有过愧疚吗？
我所做的一切，就是为了让缅怀他。
哈利，听着！沃仑特终于露出马脚了。
你知道我为什么喜欢用笔和纸？
没有人愿意用纸笔来分析判断。
我们的巡回演讲在世界范围内取得了圆满成功。
我们有充分的曝光率。
就像印在宾果门票的所有数字。
宾果！
对。你玩过宾果游戏，对不对？
你看我像是玩宾果游戏的人吗？
重点是...
如果明天教会那边一切顺利，我们就可以准备开始了。
南沼地的传教教会。
梅林准备上飞机。 马上。
对不起，我可以做任何事情...
你就待在这，直到我回来，我会解决这个烂摊子。
肯塔基 美国
我告诉你：你是见证人！
看看新闻！
看看洪水，看看死去的无辜人！
然而，有一些人认为这是上帝愤怒的后果！
我们腐败的政府推动同性恋，离婚，堕胎......
有的还怀疑这是反基督教义的。
......科学或其他相关会议通过的条条框框。
只是一场另类的布道而已。
哈利？ 你要去哪里？
你可以看下他是被激活了吗？
应该是的。
大概激活了多少？
100%
意思是所有人都被SIM卡激活了？
可以确认这个人是王牌特工吗？
还没。
噢，你该看看这个。
嘿！你有什么？
你要对我做什么？我无法控制。
我杀了所有的人。
我想杀他们。 不错，对不对？
简单地说，它是一个控制激发神经中心的装置。
我猜应该是从您的SIM卡传输控制的。
你知道这事的前因后果吗？
我们也爱那些老电影套路。
现在，我说出我的计划。
设计出一个变态诡异的杀你的方法。
当然你也可以这样做。
听起来不错。
这不是真的演电影啦。
不！
他死了？
但你对着别人头部开枪时。
是不是感觉很爽？ - 不，不！一点也不！
感觉恶心！ - 什么？你在教堂杀了那么多人。
而这只有一个。 不，那些人是被别人打死。
好了，我们开始倒计时。明天我们去庆祝下。
亚瑟！
你在吗？ 当然。
召集其他特工吧。
你觉得，我所做的一切就是报答他？
我看到一个年轻人的潜能，
，他的生命中，可以做点好事。
亚瑟，哈利死了。
加拉哈德死了。我们要做的，就是为他的荣誉敬酒。
你知道那个变态狂在干嘛吗？
世界上有多少人有SIM卡？
他他可以把所有信号传输到任何地方。
变为他的刺客。
确实如此！我们已经把加拉哈德记录沃仑特的资料
送交给主管机关。
我们的使命完成了。
这是我们的朋友留下的珍贵礼物。
就这样？
坐下来，小伙子。
这是1815年的拿破仑白兰地。
只有当我们的特工牺牲时，我们才会喝。
加拉哈德很赞赏你。
此时此刻，我想我可以小小的违反下规则。
这些曾经都是王牌特工吗？ 是的，他们是我们的创始成员。
一起举杯吧。
致加拉哈德。
哈利跟我说，没有人可以违反规则。
为什么是现在？ 你很不错，艾格。
也许我会建议让你更换加拉哈德。
只有当我们对某些政治问题上有着相同的看法。
你猜这是什么？ 没有必要，哈利给我看过了。
你按下扳机，然后我就挂了。
死之前，我可以说白兰地味道真差劲吗？
很赞。 沃仑特莫名其妙地相信你。
曾经解释过，我明白。
当病毒进入你体内，你就会发烧。
身体对抗病毒，导致体温上升。
地球的工作原理相同。
全球变暖是发烧，人类就是病毒。
我们让地球生病。
唯一能做的就是人口减少。
如果我们不减少人口，那么就只有两种可能性。
宿主杀灭病毒，或病毒杀死宿主。
在这两种情况... 其结果是一样的。
病毒都会死。
所以，沃仑特将矛头对准了人口问题？
除非我们暗地采取些措施。
只有按计划才可以保证物种的生存。
历史将铭记沃仑特救了人类。
他可以选择谁当选总统，对不对？
他所有的朋友，只要活得够充实就值得挽救...
让每个人都安全。无论他们同意或不同意。
而你，艾格，以哈里的荣誉...
我邀请你加入这个新的世界。
现在是时候做决定了。
我宁愿像哈利去死。 谢谢。
那好吧。
事实是，我们来自穷乡僻壤，手活比较快。
我在这学到了很多特工的技巧，但敏捷不是...
是的，是的创始成员。
我已经开始我的计划了。
愚蠢的小混蛋！
胜利日5时59分59秒后到来。
好吧，兰斯洛特，把枪放下。
忠诚可嘉。
亚瑟的手机接收到的信息，如何读取出来。
别花费太多的时间。 你想怎么做？
事实是，我们怎么做？
没有人知道谁是沃仑特，谁不是。
我们别无选择。
我们是唯一可以处理它的人。
跟我来。
是什么东西？ 我不知道。
这是一个卫星信号拦截器原型机。
我做了基本测试。
这是非常简单的。可使用基本功能。
我们使用了沃仑特的其中一颗卫星。
打断通信链，停止传输信号。
他们将有两个小时的时间找到另一条路线。
你需要进入沃仑特的控制系统。
这样我才好把它关闭。
兰斯洛特，你使用它。穿上你的密封服。
瑞典首相请求降落许可。
授权。
- 干得好。 - 谢谢。
- 有没更多惊喜？ - 不是很多。
一部分人转移到了掩体。我认为人们会很紧张。
欢迎总理。
似乎微芯片可以发出各种标示信号。
以确保谁可以被SIM卡控制。
它们会把所有人变成疯狂的杀手？
没错。
但是，它表现出来的一个特征是引发人体温度过高。
沃仑特刚刚得到了降落许可。
你应该确保有人背叛他。
这可以帮助我们？ 不可以。
洛克珊！开始！
爬升越多，气球就会越膨胀。
到了大气层边缘，就会爆炸。
您需要在这之前屏蔽掉信号，好吗？
一旦启动，就会快速下降。
祝好运。
你会成功的，对吗？ 好！
艾格！过来！时间紧迫！
你到时候展示亚瑟的邀请函。可能比较容易迷失。
我会是亚瑟？ 邀请函应该是在手机上。
这是你的真正的名字：切斯特·金。
那你呢？ - 做你的飞行员，留在这儿。
我可以了吗？ - 西装以及其他必需品。
哈利说给你订做的。
穿好衣服！
他们怎么了？ 我也不知道。
可能大规模种族灭绝让他们心神不宁。
给我麦克风。
哈罗！大家听着！
你们这些人今天是怎么了？
我想提醒你们，今天应该是一个值得庆祝的日子！
我们必须排除掉不好的念头
把所有精力集中到地球上来！
重生的新时代！
你不必为了失掉生命而哀悼！
这些牺牲都是无比光荣和受人尊敬的。
我有我的新号码了。你可以等下打给我？
感谢他们拯救人类！
你必须抛开所有的疑虑和内​​疚！
现在你就是那被选中的人！
谁说过诺亚方舟的故事吗？
- 这方舟救人是坏事？ - 不！
- 这不是坏事。 - 不！
- 不过，有很多动物都上了方舟？ - 当然不是！
我们把世界拯救过来吧！
尽情吃，尽情喝和尽情庆祝吧！
我们会在新的时代会看到大家！
洛克珊，是我。
进展怎样？
害怕。 我这还不错。
看得到大气边缘吗？ - 不，还不行。
相信我，背上的降落伞你可别脱身。
我们在洛伦特的脚下附近。我得走了。
祝好运。
看起来不错，艾格 ！
非常好，梅林。
这里是Chester King，请求降落。
授权。
我靠！
艾格，开工。
切斯特·金。
金先生，欢迎。
我相信你没有武器。
但职责所在我还是得检查下，可以吗？ - 当然。
谢谢。
你行李呢？
恭喜你，你已经被选定为试用期服务生。
张狂。 明白吗？
好。
谢谢。
艾格，找台能上网的电脑。
时间紧张。注意不要迷失在人群中。
- 要喝点什么吗？ - 马提尼，杜松子酒。
不要伏特加。
两种酒混在一起10秒，找个密封的瓶子装上给我。
谢谢。
- 梅林，你在吗？ - 当然。保持专注。
兰斯洛特一切顺利。你这边也快到时候了。
是的，梅林。
艾格，现在与我接通网络。
是的，是的。
兰斯洛特，快到极限了。气球不能再膨胀了。
准备导弹发射。
人的社会是死的，社会的人是会一直存在的。
不错！
我叫Are Morten Lindstrom. 我是切斯特·金。
如何在网上来了，我从来没有成功过。
它是一个闭合电路网络。连接必须经过授权。
I取景卫星。
我知道确切的时间呢？我觉得我的时区是。
哦，好的，好的。我想看看...
艾格，我们可以了。现在马上回飞机。
马上。 兰斯洛特，祝你好运！
倒计时3，2 ......
当心点。 你在这里做什么？
我的家人当然是被邀请的。你现在有本事再拽试试。
妈的！兰斯洛特，立刻开火！
气球会爆炸的！ - 是的，梅林！
给我一秒钟！
沃仑特，我他妈的抓住间谍了！ 让我们来看看，到前台来！
噢，该死！这不是那位年轻的助手吗？
这个混蛋！
妈的！激活报警器！
我不想冒险。切换到手动激活。
现在。
倒计时开启。
- 你看到了吗？ - 这是在这里。
艾格注意左边。
有两名警卫在你的前面。
兰斯洛特，放松！
艾格前面和右边，两个。
女士们，先生们，注意了！我们马上就迎来胜利日.
欢迎来到新时代！
该死的！
艾格，快离开！
现在！10...
9...
8 ...
7...
6 ...
5 ...
4 ...
3、2...
1 ...
好东西！出色的工作，你们俩！
无效！一定要恢复正常！搞什么鬼！
耶！漂亮，洛克珊！干得漂亮！
我们失去了一颗卫星。
哦，不！怎么会这样！
这是怎么回事？
有问题？
来吧，让那些枪。我只是一个试用期服务生。
搞什么鬼！梅林！
来吧！来吧！
来吧！
让我们赶快离开这破地方！ 我们不能。
需要进入沃仑特的控制识别器。
使用生物特征识别。
你要回到那里，确保他的手不碰到这个识别器。
- 你疯了？ - 恐怕不是。
- 给我吧！ - 这是我的。
你的在这。
完美的选择。
- 多久才能恢复连接？ - 一个小时，也许两个。
瞎扯。把这两个清除掉。
但是，这两颗卫星不是你的。
哲古拉斯，是我。
是沃仑特。听着，我有一个小问题。
我需要一个链接。我承认...
...我的一个卫星出现了问题，就在你卫星旁边。
我懂我的意思吗？ 你需要什么？
大胆试试吧。
你应该在线备份。
10％。
该死的！ 艾格！
沃仑特在使用另一颗卫星。
重新连接。恐怕我没有时间。
现在是20％。
艾格，看来沃仑特有礼物送给你。快点！
- 他们王牌特工全军覆没了吧？ - 还没，但会很快。
好。
梅林，我搞砸了。
- 我也是。 我有选择。
洛克珊，帮我一个忙。
打电话给我的母亲，告诉她要远离院长。
还有宝宝。
告诉她，我爱她。
什么废话！
梅林，你觉得我们这些芯片有帮助吗？
你可以激活吗？
好。现在轮到我玩了，沃仑特。
哦，不，这是什么鬼？我不能停下来！
当然，请继续。
- 神啊！太壮观了！ - 梅林，你就是一个魔鬼！
我能知道外面这是怎么回事吗？
没有公主会错过的，你让我走？
如果我这样做，你会给我一个吻？
我从来没有亲吻公主。
如果我离开这里，我会给你更多。
笨蛋！
你以为足够干掉了我吗？
你疯了？
你杀了无辜的人！为了什么？
没有人可以阻止我！
嗯，我关了门。现在怎么办？
听我说，把女孩放在浴室里，把钥匙踢进门。
- 这是要发生什么事了！ 你疯了？
准备好了。
艾格！信号开始传输了！
你必须采取措施阻止沃仑特的手靠近操作台！
对不起，亲爱的。我必须拯救世界。
如果你拯救了世界，我们可以XX？
我会尽量快点。
祝好运！
伦敦。
啊，里约！
下来！
你做到了！
该窗口将不会持续很长时间。
你留在这儿。
- 梅林，我怎么出去？ - 别急，我会找到一个方法！
我明白了。
搞什么鬼！
它恢复了！
太刺激了！
- 艾格，该死的，解决她！ - 快来看看，美国加泽尔！
首尔，加拉加斯，孟买...
告诉傻瓜们，干掉我的那些朋友！
快来艾格，世界变得更糟！
你有没有解决？ 还没！
不要再和战利品玩泥巴了！ 干掉他！
Gazelle!
快点！
做得好！
干得好，艾格 ！
你怎么样？兰斯洛特。
对不起！妈妈永远不会再伤害你。
我很抱歉。
哈里会为你感到骄傲，艾格。
他是对的。
来吧，哥们。
拍电影时，需要有个动情告白之处。
嗯，你告诉哈利......
这不是那种电影，老兄。
好吧。
艾格，你去哪？你不必拿香槟，我们飞机上有。
你拯救了世界？ 是的，我做到了。
那么......你想来吗？
当然好啊。
梅林，牢们被锁。该怎么办？
26-25。
梅林，你很酷。
你欠我的。
艾格！
也只有你...