let go grab seat fair enough
gentlemen today we are going to talk
about
hired guns now what is a higher gun
a nerve that is high before and you can
thank management for finding them
right so what we're going to end up
talking about specifically
are the gogo dancer there's a way of
getting
the go-go dancer off of her pedestal
literally off of her pedestal there's
the bartender
that's a hired gun i've had i've enjoyed
go-go dancers having pulled them from
the club
full monty girlfriend i've had the
bartender
i've had at least a couple dozen
bartenders easy that was a focus of mine
so what an honor it is to be able to go
in see a beautiful girl she's a
bartender
a real busy girl really strong you know
a couple tattoos on her gorgeous body
you know
bartenders shooter girls
you know the girl who's hired to walk
around in her little miniskirt
and you know sell you shooters
there you can actually pull shooter
girls it's also going to extend
beyond that to clerks how to work a
clerk how to work a waitress because
those are hired guns too the hooters
girl you know i've had a hooters girl
uh and uh all the way to
the exotic dancer now i'm not sure if
you visualize yourself as
a man who would date an exotic dancer
but if you do
they are pullable you can actually pull
an exotic dancer
she is uh she said no so often
yes means yes when you finally come
along and
convince her that you are the
exotic dancer boyfriend type you can
actually do that
but are game plans for each of them
that have worked successfully for me and
that's what i will get to
right but i just wanted to sort of put a
parameter around what is a hired gun
right i'll tell you one thing that is
important
a lot of the girls in these clubs the
hot ones i don't know if you yet know
this
they're secret hired guns
they look like they have gone there to
be a hot girl
and go party and go dance they're
actually paid to be there
wow some of those girls that you talked
to were just paid to be there
they get free drink tickets they get six
six hot girls are hired from a modeling
agency
and they come to this club just to hang
out hillary is one of those girls
she gets hired by a modeling agency her
and a bunch of her hot friends
to go on a saturday night to a club from
this time to this time
and all she has to do is look hot smile
hang around the vip
area right and chat with people because
if no hotties come on that weekend
no guy will ever come back to the place
right now is it unfair
yeah is it is it cheap of the promoters
yeah you know to me to me it's
unconscionable the girls that you bring
you have too many girls to go to a
modeling agency for you're doing the
hard
core thing of let's get some hot girls
to the club that
happen to be looking for guys maybe or
at least hang out with the girls
it's real but what happens if the
promoters aren't good
what if the place is tanking then
they'll just throw money at the problem
and they'll
they'll hire hotties right
so some of the girls you've been talking
to have been
hired guns it's not harder to get a
hired gun
it's just different so that is my
introduction to
hired guns sorry to have gone a minute
too long
but i'm now gonna give you the conch
shell for the last little while
and introduce you into it by saying
this man i've watched him personally
guys
this man i've watched personally uh game
exotic dancers repeatedly
uh he his game is designed to pull
higher guns i feel my game is actually
what you've seen in there
is the type of stick that is
designed for hired guns because hired
guns are not just hired for their beauty
they're also hired because they can talk
they have good personalities and all
that right
they're exploiting that and that's how
why they you know
yeah you have to have good people skills
to be a higher gun
bartenders and waitresses and such right
so i've seen him do that
you know not to name names but candy
dude i watched the set
and i seen what you were like in your
relationship so
he's no stranger to the world of higher
guns
fair that's i think that's where all my
specialities lie
yeah so what i wanted i
focused on sorry because i focused on
women that pay for their beauty that's
my game is
mainly built for hot girls that get hit
on
all the time and their job is to get hit
on
so how can you have the skill so this is
what you need to learn have the skill
to be able to pull a girl that is hit on
maybe 200 times a day for a job
how can you be different what can you do
how can you be special
in a world of you're not special yeah
and where she sees money all the time as
well
because these guys are paying how do you
turn off her agenda
to get back onto your agenda
that's what we're going to talk about
today yeah those specifics so one thing
i like to do
is get rid of their objections early on
before they bring up their objections
so do you know what i mean by this
has anyone got a pen because i like to
so um what things that girls say to you
like hot girls would say to you
have you who's been to a strip club
before let's get out of the way would
you like a dance
lesson can you imagine going into a
strip club
and pulling a girl difficult
not impossible it's not harder it's just
different right yeah it's possible
i'm telling you it's possible uh but you
picture yourself as a boyfriend type do
you think that you would like an exotic
dancer girlfriend and if you did pull an
exotic dancer girlfriend
into your life do you think you could
keep her
maybe not the way i am right now okay
what do you think would have to change
i don't know if my
first of all i think that uh dancer is
hot but maybe i wouldn't like myself her
as my girlfriend okay what about a
bartender yeah
well what what's a higher gun that you
would find attractive i mean a celebrity
is a hired gun yeah you know a hostess
an actress a model uh even if you go to
a um a trade show you ever go to a trade
show and there's some trade show girls
that are hot
i've pulled from trade shows
trade show you know you go to uh ces
consumer
electronics show in vegas there's a
trade
show and there's like the monster girls
yeah yeah uh that
i don't know what hot girls hired for
their beauty to be at a trade show
to hand out a flyer i don't know not
even the hand of the flyer to go like
this to a car
yeah okay sales women as well that would
be awesome okay
so what's your dream of of uh haircuts
an actress for example okay yeah and i
love to have
yeah because they are intelligent smart
they are beauty
beautiful and i don't know
they they have a social skills because
they have social intelligence yeah and
they have nothing to talk about
discovery's current girlfriend i won't
mention names
she is an actress in the country she's
from
she's famous she's in many movies you
know if you see
you know the posters of the movies it's
like oh [ __ ] she's famous he's a famous
girl
he's got a famous actress as a
girlfriend just not in america
from another country you know different
language but all beautiful
i mean you watch the movies and they're
good you know she's like an actress
so i'm i'm quite impressed by it myself
you know what i mean
cool fair enough uh would you consider
yourself
um uh you know interested in strippers
or rather exotic dancers i don't think
they're in spain
strippers there are not so many clubs
this weekend there there are but the
culture is going to be too
different different here for that it's
not like new york city
where you can go to a strip club and
then you can actually pull the girl
but i'm telling you it's advanced game
hired gun game is advanced game
right uh first off don't call a stripper
a stripper call her an exotic dancer
or rather a full dancer and you're gonna
exactly reframe her as a performer and
one
way of creating commonality is to share
in the performance aspect of it to say
you're a performer i'm a performer
you want an act an actress well you just
say i'm in the industry
right you have to match it and then your
identity is going to have to match
what you want to pull because the girl
didn't become a
an actress in order to go out with a
delivery man
right girl didn't become a playboy model
another hired gun
in order to go out with a garbage man
right
a girl did not become a model in order
to go out with a plumber
now that isn't to say a plumber doesn't
get laid because good money
stable job has a house over his you know
roof over his head and
could raise a family right and
when it comes to creating fame you know
you can
have a plumbing site on the internet
that shows an office you know about the
owner you pre-click on it and there you
are you know leaned up against your
awesome car
real world plumber plumbers make money
it's not boring
to some girls being a plumber means wow
you know
he's into buying and selling houses
flipping houses he's
you know he's a mover and a shaker
plumbing is a real thing
but a girl did not become a
you know a bartender to go out with a
plumber
he became a bartender because she likes
other bartenders she likes people in the
industry
you know or they want a baller
you know a guy who's into sports a
sports uh
guy right so your identity is going to
have to match
her identity in some level in order to
for that to happen so that's why if
we're focusing with higher gun talk
about exotic dancers are you aligned
with that you know are you ready for
that
you know what if i were to introduce you
to a friend of mine who's an exotic
dancer are you going to game her in such
a way as to pull her
and not right that's what i have to
solve
the first is knowing that you want a
dancer so
if you want a higher gun tell me what
type of hair gun do you want
you want an actress awesome that's good
to know
right what about you i don't know i
don't mind
bartender if you could snag a bartender
that would be
hope hopeful right
those girls didn't gain any of those
those girls were working
hard right they're just going for cash
for me to game in there i'd have to get
a couple hot girls
laughing smiling there act as if i'm in
the industry or at least say
you know we're going to be at the
industry mixer
you can write that down to industry
mixer something you can invite people to
an industry mixer it's just a sound bite
but an industry mixer is a place
that is like a tuesday off night uh a
place
that invites all the bartenders from any
place in for free you know that's it
it's an industry mixer on tuesday it's
an off night
if you're a waiter or bartender or
you're part of any of the
uh you know nightclubbing community
working in them they meet up once a week
or once every couple weeks
at a certain place and it's known as an
industry mixer
and how do you get in there you just go
because it's at that night
you just say i'm a bartender yeah you
have to receive just with moxie
or rather you just know the bartenders
you've invited three of them
right so there's an industry mixer
happening at xyz club and how do you
find this out
go on the internet and type in industry
mixer barcelona
mixture mixer m-i-x-e-r in barcelona it
doesn't work like this but there's a
night
when all winters are going so you can go
to the same clubs
you don't have to be a winter it's
usually an off night anyway
it's all the bartenders aren't working
they're just coming to meet each other
hang out
right all the hotties are meeting you
know and
you're the one you don't even have to do
it though you can just say it
it's a sound bite that has a built-in
dhv to it
right it builds commonality with the
girl who's a bartender just say there's
an industry mixer
happening on tuesday at xyz club i'm
inviting you because you're part of the
industry
you know are you working and it's an off
night okay well come on down you're
welcome
who you know bring bring your industry
mixer friends the bar back you know come
on just bring them all now
you meet some of my friends as well
that's a game plan that is a wonderful
game plan to to own up to because
you can only work a set if she's a
bartender and busy for three minutes
it's not 25 minutes you got three
minutes tops you know
a minute here minute here a minute here
and then you're gonna have to roll off
so my game plan for a bartender
specifically is
to work a set in front of her get
laughter and smiles and then over the
shoulders start in a3
knowing that a2 is complete that is the
game plan
for getting a a bartender
and i i'll go into what to say but
okay i'll run through a load of things
now okay
okay so one thing i do is because at
some point you have to get your phone
out
which is sort of frowned upon in a strip
club but you are allowed
just don't be filming right but you need
your phone now at some point to get her
number
so i use an excuse i root the reason why
i'm getting my phone out
and i so i tell a story i say um so i
have my phone out and i go i've got this
really embarrassing ringtone
that i can't get rid of on my phone
because
uh my ex dancer girlfriend she
programmed
like she was recording us the
sound of us having sex because it turned
her on
right so she took a sound bite from the
phone of her
orgasming and now she put it on my text
message ringtone
so every time i get a message it makes
this noise
all right so i'm sure
okay it makes that noise and
it's like it's embarrassing because i'm
you know
my mom comes over a lot you know i hang
out with my mum now and then
and which shows that you hang out with
your mum which they like that sort of
thing you're not just the guy that goes
to strip clubs you're nice and you know
you can be nice as well
even though you want to play a bit of
the bad boy card
but i don't have to get it off and um
so then she and then she's uh and then
she's like all right that's really
sort of so you're showing that you've
got a strip of girl you've had a strip
of girlfriend which
is better into the story but also that
you can make a girl come
and it's an excuse to get your phone out
all right but then i
then i played on another card ago i did
have
funnily enough i did have another orgasm
ringtone have you ever had have you ever
heard a clown
orgasm no do you want to hear it
yeah and yeah it's really loud here come
over to this bit
of the bar and i isolate it to another
bit the while it's not loud
now it stars and i'm we're playing with
my phone now so i play this
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[Laughter]
[Music]
me
and that's how you do it and so they're
laughing you know
yeah and all you're doing is it's jokes
it's jokes but it's important it's
important humor and the fact that you're
doing this and it's fun and you're
laughing too
that's it as opposed to what you're
thinking is what
how do i get this you know get her to
believe that
this is real how do i root it in reality
you're not i'm with you
i'm [ __ ] with you that's your answer
why are you telling me this because i'm
playing with you
and then i'll say um write it down
because i'm [ __ ] with you
that's freezing enough why are you
saying this because i'm with you
[Music]
hey we should you seem fun we should
swap whatsapp you have whatsapp right
everyone has it so i'm like yeah what's
that right but and i don't let her
answer
i said but don't be texting me on sunday
because that's when i normally hang out
with my mum
all right and i don't want you to text
me every five minutes and they go
okay but you can text me tomorrow
all right and then i'll i'll go i'll
swap and they're not allowed to give
numbers just go don't worry i'm in the
industry so i'm allowed to get numbers
like that i'll sign over there i'll go
but just to make it safe i'll just
pretend to be ordering a drink
and you uh you say it out to me
like that and then she's saying it as
she's looking away from you and you can
take the number because you're not meant
to take it what i like doing is
doing uh the old school paper and pencil
where i say
go grab a pen put your number discreetly
on a piece of paper
and sneak it to me
so download the clown orgasm and the
normal orgasm
by the way it's called home yeah but
notice when i say that
you hear with my sound bite it's there
it's ready to go you actually have to
have a sound bite to do a fast close
you know go grab a pen and a napkin
and discreetly write your contact you
want it
and sneak it to me
yes i don't want that i'm in a strip
club i don't want to pull my phone out
but you already did no he did okay
well i was
i close it by making her get up walk
over there
and discreetly write it because she
can't do it in front of me i can't hand
the phone to her
i can't pull the phone out you know what
i mean it is an
issue sometimes if you can yeah you do
on you know tell them write it down
some clubs you can some clubs right this
will come and say so you have to put
that away and you're like well it's a
phone not a camera yeah so then paper
yeah
and remember i watch
i watch the phone
you just program it and you can also
audio record if you're gonna go into a
strip club you might as well listen to
your game and go okay i'm listening to
every second
what you know where did i lose her
interest how did i uh
you know turn off her uh stripper
programming and when did it come back on
i have to
listen to it again but also in that you
could say give me your number i'll
remember it
it's a nice way of getting the contact
info and impressing her when you do call
her two days later
you know and out of the blue actually
you have to call soon because they will
otherwise forget
passionate relationships begin
passionately and beautiful women
are passionate but in this uh i mean in
the context
you don't start with the phone but you
still have to get some attraction
because you're a customer the stripper
is there you just go with the phone oh
here
and even this guy doesn't think that's
something you're not opening with it
okay so you have no that's 25 minutes
you have to do before then right most
definitely yeah i'm gonna
i'll take you through my sequence you
know as i
as i recall i just bit my tongue
from uh from from the moment you go in
to how do you hold the whole night how
do you control it so that you can
actually bounce the girls out
that night i i will well if i run
through one real quick
then you've just got something and then
you can go through your sequence
i'm actually gonna spit
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and so you've been with me
so you know what the sequence is but i
mean you're
isolated with your girl i'm isolated my
girl so
we have to actually get into what it is
could you just say in one minute that
that
the famous new york thing uh yeah have
you guys
because there's anything to tell you
guys yeah about this
i had a girlfriend in new york who was a
dancer
and we went to her dance club something
you normally don't do is go to your
girlfriend's dance club
strip club right it's not what a
boyfriend
does generally just so you know yeah
it's just work for her she goes to work
she comes out that's it it's her work
oh my god the boyfriend profile stuff i
got to talk about as well
uh and uh we went there
and he met a girl i'm just gonna get the
briefest thing but he met a girl
an exotic dancer and pulled her back to
the pad and
uh some uh risky business music was on
uh was playing and tom cruise yeah
business risky business
it's a movie doesn't it yeah it comes
out wait
either way picture him in his underwear
sliding out to music
in front of a stripper and then the next
day we went back to the same place
and he pulls a second stripper and again
back at the house he slides out in his
underwear
right and the third night there's
different music playing
and we went back to the same place a
third time
and there he is sliding out having taken
a third girl home
every night you go in get the girl bring
her home next day go in get the girl
come home
the next day go in get the girl come
home just saying that
yeah i was there just i'm just saying i
witnessed that
but the third time coming out the music
was different it was from the matrix and
he comes all matrix
it was just so hilarious to me to see
the way that all unfolded
you know i'm just giving uh you know my
boy props and kudos for
being able to in a controlled manner
pull it's not it's not risky business
it's more like the matrix you pull the
girl
you go in and you gain the girl and
do everything you have to do to get that
girl to want to be
in your life it's not a begging thing
it's a systematic series of things you
have to
you know handle it's a bunch of switches
in her head the attraction switches
turning off her need for money
and you have to handle everything and
you gotta you know
throw every strip or routine you can at
her
in order to define who you are to her
right so shall i go through how i
do it yeah sure let's say we were gonna
go to a strip club tonight
okay something you should do you have so
much time to practice
all your routines because they're coming
to you
so yeah you're desensitizing being in
front of hot girls
and you're also you've got so so much
opportunity to use all your routines
over and over again that one goes you've
got another one coming
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it's like the best playground ever for
me
okay kino
you can't trust keno in a strip club so
already it changes the dynamic of the
entire pickup
like how do you show an indicator of
interest when there
how do you believe an indicator of
interest when they're paid to give
indicators of interest
they top screenings like they'll touch
and touch you and you like
i'm not in that headspace you actually
have to shut that off and get back to
your game plan
so it's really important to note that
it's about you not her
right when you go in you're not you know
she may
put the frame of your customer and i'll
put the frame that i'm not here as a
customer
do you know the dj how well do you know
him
you guys go to the same industry mixer
see i'm going to create the illusion
that i'm somehow here because i know the
owner
you know i'm not here for the whole
nudity thing just yet i can't stay long
do you know isis okay well she changes
her name
you know your stage name as much as
their underwear which is once a week
which is why we're not together anymore
but yeah i'm just dropping off keys
keys to her house that's it you know you
throw that in
and it's like oh okay so i'm giving
context of why i'm there
here's my main point is don't go near
the end of the month
where they're trying to hit rent and so
they're just working now
right you know that a few days before
rent is due they're working so the best
time is
even even the week after they're still
trying to pay you know last week's rent
right so uh we can you know
a week into a month
until the third week that's when you can
go pick
strippers up is when they don't need the
money you know second week
so you know just like yesterday it's not
a good place to go
on a saturday but on a wednesday or
whenever it's
less packed but you know thursday even
uh
a better place to go so just know that
with the strip club if you're gonna
become you know invested in gaming
strippers you're gonna go on an off
night
i'd rather go at 6 00 p.m or 8 p.m then
at midnight
monday tuesday wednesday monday tuesday
wednesday is better it's all
right and they're rubbish nights anyways
so you might as well
go out few hours i need to you don't
need to spend money yep
and and and two really is only if you're
doing really well
otherwise it's 40 minutes you know yeah
short you go in
you don't want to be known as a mark and
now where do you sit
how do you actually pull that off like
you have to pretend you know what you're
doing
so you're gonna online find the location
maybe go with the friend if you go with
a girl it's better than going with a guy
you can actually invite girls to strip
clubs it's
normal by the way you know at the end of
the night you're like hey we're heading
to a strip club my my friends and i
and if you have a couple of girls that
are coming with you this third girl
she'll come tag along
i've never been to a strip club before
they love it i'll show you they love it
they love it uh what was my point here
okay so when you go in
don't go to the pervert alley
you can write that down pervert alley
which is all the seats around
the stage therefore death row is the
other
name for it pervert out death row
don't sit there because
uh you can't talk can't talk to girls
you want to actually talk to girls
you're going to go in for 40 minutes
you're going to go in and you may go to
the dj you may go to the bartender
right normally you don't go to the
bartender but you say hey i'm here i
thought i'd come say hi
uh you know love the place love the vibe
just
make my introductions quickly get their
names because you're gonna use those
name droppings like you know do you know
the dj dj
you know my bar uh do you know uh
uh the bartender or where's uh you know
i'll ask the bartender
where's the local eatery you know after
this place closes
and uh you know where does where does
the dj go to eat
near here where's the 24-hour eatery i
want to know that because that's where
i'm gonna
be suggesting the girls meet me at a
place they've already been to
how's that for a game plan right
so you go in meet those people and then
find a seat
i like to initiate a conversation with
someone while i'm still standing
and just snag and then say i'm gonna
grab a seat right here come join me for
a second
let's turn that girl boy dynamic off for
now you know i mean you're a gorgeous
girl but you know
i my last girlfriend was an exotic
dancer so the last thing i need you to
do is tell me anything about your job i
know more about it than you do
see that stop there that is me reframing
me
to be the boyfriend pro profile type the
exotic dancer boyfriend type and that's
what you're gonna have to do as well
i believe i think that's strong that's
what he does he just
seems like he's the type of guy that
strippers go for
right my last girlfriend was a stripper
my next girlfriend will most likely be a
stripper
i've made myself the type i actually i'm
not even
into going for strippers anymore well
yeah
it's fun to be able to go in and
actually gain
but here's what i'm saying is you're
gonna do three sets
tops and then you're gonna leave so it's
not a place to practice
mind you in america there are 14 000
strip clubs in america right
so there's at least a dozen different
places or half a dozen in a small city
of any small city so you can go
screw up one and go to the next one go
to the next one you know
if you're going to focus on it more than
leisurely
but open a set there's two ways of doing
it now you know that these girls will
open you
right so opening is easy it's not about
oh no
no it's about i want to snag this girl
so the enemy of the best is the good
if you find yourself talking to this
stripper you can't be talking to
that stripper because once a girl's
sitting down
no other girl's going to come up and
talk to you right so it's not like
you're getting
pre-selection vibes to the others unless
they're smiling and laughing and
you know that girl notices wow there's
like three strippers laughing and
smiling and
and you're the life of the party who is
that guy right
you can establish that as well but
generally speaking you're gonna sit down
find the quietest place where you sit is
important
if it's you and your wingman you're
going in don't just
sit where where the host seats you
because it may be too close to the
speakers maybe too close to the front
i want to be closer to the dj booth
because they kind of all go
there you know right congregate so i
want to be somewhere
near the dj booth in line near the back
right
it's important i'm befriending the dj
and befriend the dj get his name at
least you know
he can get you in free talk to him about
where's where's the local eatery
i'm a beer all right
become his friend yeah so uh
i can say like i've got some do you do
personal dj's i've got a few friends
we've whole parties quite a lot
i'd love pewter dj you know and if
you're he's probably friends with tons
of strippers as well so when you do have
parties it's dj then say
hey could you bring a couple of girls
yeah
i exactly i like to say uh i'll bring
the girls you bring the party
yeah the you know the girls is the part
of you right are the party
i'll bring the girls you bring the party
sound like a plan
uh what i'd like to do for the uh dj
is say a friend of mine would like to be
a strip club dj would you like to know
why i'll tell you
it's because i convinced him you know i
had a girlfriend who was a dancer
and he's done djing work but my question
to you the reason why i ask is
do you bring your own equipment is this
your own equipment because he's got his
own equipment but i'm suggesting to him
is just use the equipment that's there
right and he's like yeah but it sucks
i'm like well then use your own
equipment if you want
just don't get it stolen so what are you
doing are you br
uh do you bring your own uh cds or at
least like
you know on a laptop that music isn't
licensed
what happens when one of the girls wants
to play a certain song in her set
do you accommodate that how do you do
the licensing for that
you know and and and i also uh
prefaced this by saying he's not going
to steal your job
it's going to definitely be a different
place but i want to get him established
as an
actual dj in a strip club it's a
different city you should say
yeah this is my you know my buddy in
jersey
right but that way it gives me you know
apple's brain something to talk about to
him and then finding out where
i would take a girl if i had success
right
schmooze a little bit but then sit down
when
sitting down you need a spot for another
girl to sit
the enemy of the best is good so when a
girl comes by and says would you like a
dance
right what i like to do is when they
look at me i just look away
you actually gotta look away otherwise
you get stuck
talking to a girl as if you're
practicing right you'll talk to the
seven you'll talk to the eight
instead of the ten that is busy busy
busy busy so you're really waiting
around
so you're there by yourself then at
seven comes and then you
game her for 40 minutes and then she
goes and dances and now
you can't gain the hottie you know what
i mean so i hate that
if i get trapped i don't want to be
trapped i want the hottest girl in the
club
you should have multiple answers for
when they say you want to dance
so you don't give them the same one each
time even the same girl say
if your game's really good they never
ask you and then you know that's an ioi
by the way from a stripper
that is a certain highway they do not
ask you for a dance
okay so that's how i see it but what one
thing is i say they go do you want to
dance and say no i can't my hips are
killing me
yeah write it down do you want to dance
nope no
exactly this is a joke right now mine is
i'm not even in this headspace right now
guess what happened to me
i was up in a hollywood hills party
guess what happened
that's crazy okay you know there's two
types of hollywood
this is me thinking you know strip clubs
in holland uh there's two types of
hollywood
there's the awesome hollywood up in the
hills and then there's the shitty
hollywood that everyone tries to you
know
scrape the gum off their shoes right so
i was in the
lovely hollywood the hollywood where you
never have to leave the bubbles of love
up in the hollywood hills right and so
something really remarkable happened to
me actually before i even get to that
curious about something and then i stack
forward right
but you see the i'm talking about um
a lifestyle right that i'm accustomed to
i'm talking about
the gruddiness versus this and that i'm
in this one versus that
okay i just wanted to get to the the
main ideas of
you isolate the girl the girl comes and
i'm curious about something that's a
great opener excuse i'm curious about
something
is it more to you than me seattle
you can open in qualifying because the
very act of qualifying
is a high value of male behavior it is a
dhv
these girls are instantly in isolation
you usually not having to isolate from a
group
you're just waving you literally wave a
girl over and you go
hey pick her you pick the girl you want
to bring home
you're gonna pick her and you're gonna
game her usually by herself
right up until a point where she has to
get up and go run around because she has
to get up on stage
when she's on stage don't watch the show
yeah
be in conversation with dj or go check
out the the
bartender you know sitting by the bar
most people kind of don't do
but there are chairs there right the
waitresses are coming and going because
they're the ones filling orders
right but the bartender is someone you
can talk to
you can get valuable information about
the dj about the owner right
what i've done often is i would
it just as a matter of courtesy if i go
to a strip club
like as if i'm a club owner i would want
to meet the owner
you know if i'm in his place uh is the
owner here
just wanted to meet him hey man mystery
wanted to meet you
you're the club owner i'm an owner you
know club owner myself up in toronto
and uh uh i'm curious about something
now that i you know now
i just wanted to meet you and say hey
i'm here yeah but
uh friends of mine are
i've got a friend getting married and we
were talking about putting a stack
together and i said rather than just
i mean we're adults you know we don't
want to do a stag
where we have to rent out a ballroom or
some [ __ ] like that i said let's
just get the guy
and buddies to a strip club do you do
catering
just [ __ ] baffles brains right uh
and they and sometimes they say yeah we
have a private room i'm like
private room okay well i can't stay long
right now uh
i'm just waiting on a phone call and
picking up someone at the airport
there's a reason to be at the airport uh
strip club
right but uh yeah can you show me that
room
right and then there i am being talked
to by the club owner
walking around like i'm the [ __ ] because
i took the time to actually just
introduce myself to him and that is a
dhv
as other girls see you know who's that
with the owner it looks like i'm a
friend
that's i'm creating the illusion of some
sort of value there
right so when i do when i'm done with
that and say okay i'm just gonna
enjoy your ambiance it was a pleasure to
meet you
and uh you know i'll get back to you and
i get contact info cool i'm just gonna
grab a drink so i might go to the bar
and talk to the bartender
get some more info right and then go
find my seat finally
grab it and then you know if a girl
walks by and i'm
not wanting her i'll just look away
remember
look away right or no thank you no thank
you because you have to say no to them
so you can say yes to the one you want
now when the hottie finally comes
right you go hi and she comes over
and you say i'm curious about something
and then you can stack right to anything
that you want in that in that case
but ultimately at some point about 30
seconds to a minute in i'm going to say
to the girl
i'd like you to turn off your exotic
dancer program for a second
click so it's off as if you know girl
boy dynamic is off and we're
you know at a christmas party right and
we're having eggnog together so it's not
here
are you in that headspace okay and then
stack from there
so that i i specifically tell her to
turn off her strip for programming it
seems to
help tricks them you know and i'll even
say
i'm not uh playing the role of customer
uh
this time i'm just in the industry you
know i'll just
throw the industry thing there i'm in uh
i'm in the industry
and then following it with uh
with uh where's the uh uh
not uh asking where the local eatery is
but
speaking about the local eatery you know
i'm making meeting friends at a place
called
seven west in toronto which happens to
be the local eatery
that i have discovered right so i drop
that this is where we're headed to later
and she'll say oh i've eaten there oh
i've been there or we've been there
and i'm like well i'm sure you'll see me
there again that's where you'll find me
as if i'm already in the industry she's
already seen me talking to the dj
knowing his name talking to the
bartender knowing her name
right talking about the local eatery
that they
know having seen me with the the owner
walking around and going to the vip area
kind of like being
having access and talking and see what i
mean i'm not there with five guys
you know i'm there me maybe my friend
but he'll be busy talking to a girl
while i'm working
right that's that's a very different
game plan for harnessing it
uh yeah why would it be a mistake to
watch her show what you talking about
you don't watch it you know why
because she's ioing she's showing
indicators of
she's dhv she's showing her titties
right and i don't want her to know that
i've seen her titties
because then anything that i'm talking
to her about is about her titties
potentially in her head
but if she knows specifically she's
dancing but i'm just distracted because
i'm talking with people laughing smiling
not in the titties headspace you know
you're allowed to gawk and look but you
know how boring it is to watch her
you know it's not sexualized i want to
turn all the sexuality off
at first anyway i have to qualify her
she has to
feel like i like her for legitimized
reasons right one thing i really say
who i've found works wonders is the
first time i see you
naked i don't want it to be in here
write it down the first time i see you
naked
i don't want it to be here
[Applause]
here's another sound bite you better
run along and make some money before you
piss your boss off
oh wait a second you're your own boss
aren't you so then by sitting here and
talking to me you're exercising your
freedom to be your own boss
i like that that just bought me three
minutes but i just bought you three
minutes of time
with me that's beautiful
i'll say it again yeah uh
you better go run along and make some
money before you piss your boss off
that's part one you better run along
make some money before you piss your
boss off
see i'm pushing her away right
and she may want to leave but she wants
to leave on her term so if i'm pushing
her away
you know she doesn't want to leave
because you said so
right you better go run along and make
some money before you piss your balls
off
oh wait a second you're your own boss
right as most girls think of themselves
as you're your own boss
you know you can set who you want to
talk to if you don't want to approach
that group you won't
right you're you're a boss so
by exercising your freedom to choose to
sit and talk to me here
you're exercising your freedom to be
your own boss i i
respect that i appreciate that you know
so go run along make some money well
wait a sec by you
sitting here this is
freedom to be your own boss so i respect
that
and that respect just bought you three
minutes of three three more minutes of
my time
but i do have time constraints because
i've got friends at the airport i'm just
that's why i'm here i'm just grabbing a
drink and
waiting for this airplane to land now
and then i gotta get out of here and i'm
picking up a couple friends and meeting
up with more friends
and we're headed down to xyz club uh you
know for for
drinks after what time are you getting
off okay i didn't invite you
you know it's no no no no no uh just
curious
uh to see if my friends and your friends
are the same people
because we're both in the industry
right any of this value write it down
good so you're only going to do two sets
in a club and then you're gonna leave
two maybe three sets right and it'll
only be one
if it lasts an hour and then you will
leave
and you don't spend money on them what
i've done
is i've believed in the learning lesson
of it so if i don't get the girl
and i've wasted 40 minutes or an hour of
her time i know i've gone in with some
money in my pocket as a strip club
for the education i didn't pull her i
did something wrong
and i get up and i leave nice meeting
you and that really is over and you i'm
about to leave it's super over
i'll go back and hand her you know 20 or
30 bucks
and say thank you for your time and i
feel good i feel like i learned so much
i learned not to do this not to do this
i lost her uh her interest here you know
i lost her somewhere she went back on
her stripper program she then 20 minutes
in said would you like a dance like
right shut that off again it's it it's a
working man's pickup right
so uh i'll hand her the money for that
because you're only working one or two
set the material for that
you will work in regular clubs until
such time as you're ready to go into the
stream club
and games okay
take over the next thing yep right
with a2 properly both balance to dhv's
and eggs
then you start qualifying her all right
false time consuming yourself
so that she feels more comfortable you
can even say uh you
are lovely i come in waves waves you
leave
that's it and leave she's not going
anywhere she works at an information
booth you can come back half hour later
and continue round two and then i come
in waves and you leave like this
write it down like come in waves it's a
nice way to you can open that way you
can open it without coming away
but my girlfriend came in tidal waves
very magical i was doing that thing in
the club last night you noticed it's so
busy
when you swim through it
i'm swimming through the club and people
move out your way
you know oh hi sorry can't stop
yeah i swim i like to swim sometimes i
just swim
and open sets with them and got
laughters and smiles and
leis
had to meet you here i do this
i tried one thing i did yesterday that
works like it's like this when i want to
go
i do my hands like this and people kind
of like they move out of the way they
can't get you
but this is more to open as well you can
see
sorry just practicing my brush monk
uh right
so the government answer
how do you get the google dancer right
you go in when you see them dancing
smile and acknowledge them
hello as if she's a real human being
just because she's
you know she's real she's hello i'm
gonna leave that
that's first right when she sees you
dance
when she's dancing and she looks down
are you
bored standing there with a drink
looking at her or
are you acknowledging her turning to
your friends and your friends or girls
and
you get some social proof happening from
that point
you can walk up to her you know and
they'll bend down real quick because
they do get tapped once in a while
and you say when you have a moment
i have a thought to share with you i'll
be right over there with my friends
right when you have a moment when you're
done
so before they run off into the back to
you know get their sweat off for one
song before they're on for six more
songs you know
or they're on for six off for six
and that is how you snag them
you actually make it happen and when
they come oh they
actually before i even get to it let me
quickly introduce you to some people
because
you know there was a time i didn't know
who they were either
so now that i do i can tell you who's
the [ __ ] who's the awesome person
right
and i just want to tell you right from
the get go i'm very grateful to have the
friends that i have right now
they're awesome your name okay
everyone this is blah blah blah she
works here at the crazy horse saloon
and uh that pedestal pedestal number
three yeah that's hers
she is pedestal number three
there's a way of minimizing right this
is
pedestal number three you know as a
from out of eight you know she's not the
hardy yo
right but you're still being nice but
it's a little minimal and uh
and it's it's a quick snag you don't
have a lot of time so
one of my other sound bites in a
situation like that
is where i say
do you know why you suck
well the very thing that's allowed you
and i to meet
is the very thing that'll keep us from
ever getting to know each other
you know what that is but you're at work
and i'm with my friends
if it weren't for work you wouldn't be
here right if i work for my friends i
wouldn't be here either
so we have to appreciate the random
moment
that we meet but it's the same thing
that'll ever keep us from getting to
know each other
you know why that is well you gotta get
back to work
and as you can see pointing back to the
girls i'm not gonna get back to my
friends
but you know what we're pretty socially
savvy if we wanted we could figure a way
through that any ideas
i have an idea there's an industry mixer
on tuesday
at and i could pick the name of the food
place that she knows that place
and if you were to show up there and i
were to be there as well
you may have to fight for me it's worth
it and you'll be able to
continue this unimpeded by the false
time constraints
that are actually just illusions but you
do have to
go run around and make some money before
you piss your boss off don't you oh wait
a second
so you can just sequencing this together
so it's a quick set
but that's it that's that's that's the
routine
how do we now put that into their heads
how do i do that dexter well
what you need to do is basically you're
conveying all the things
i want to go back to the more
complaining things of
her objections all the time so what
you'll do
but that was important yeah you can't
under put that under the table because
that gets me laid
what i just said right there in the last
two minutes gets me laid but you all got
this
just kind of i know we're in its weird
haze right
it's been intense and long i'm just
saying what i just said right there
if you didn't write it down you won't
use it now you're not going to get laid
by strippers
or gogo dancers or hired guns
hostesses this is quick close game
you know it's playing hard to get so i'm
gonna say it again
you know what sucks the very thing that
keeps
the very thing that's allowed us to meet
is the very thing that'll keep us from
getting to know each other
ever and you know why that is
that's the first part
you know what sucks the very thing
what sucks do you know what sucks what
either one you know why you suck
the very thing that's allowed us to meet
just now is the very thing that'll keep
us from ever getting to know each other
as i said you know leaning back you know
you know what it is
well you're at work and i'm with my
friends
so we have to appreciate that for
weren't for work you wouldn't be here
for my friends i wouldn't be here
but that's what's going to keep us from
getting to know each other
because you got to get back to work and
i gotta rejoin my friends
but we're socially savvy this is social
butterflies i'm sure we can come up with
a way
around that right isn't there a way i
have an idea
you know what's your idea wait whatever
idea
these are smart girls right so she just
grabs a receipt and puts a number down
and says call me because i've been
seeing with girls
and i'm socially savvy enough to mention
that we've got time constraints
they're really illusions you gotta get
back on
pedestal i gotta entertain my friends
here
right but we're socially savvy any ideas
of how we can
continue this some other time at a more
convenient
place because i have an idea if you
don't
is this true mixer or we're going to
grab a bite to eat when this place
closes
we're going to seven west have you heard
of it i'm like oh yeah i eat there all
the time because that's the
place i just found out from the dj is
where they all go
you know so i say well i'll meet you
there
what time are you like i mean i'm gonna
i may be there early
unless we leave you know can you get out
early
if you can get out of an hour early then
you can just walk with us ride with us
or i'll meet you there no you have to
fight for me and it's worth it
do you know the dj okay well there you
have it this is for the go go no
dj go go dancing you can say that too in
this strip club okay
that's sorry in a regular club but yeah
isn't that a great routine this is like
it's like killer
so the basic point is that you have to
have bridge selection
because when you tap there then the
pre-selection is very valuable
because otherwise you may say i have a
thought for you
that you can
i bet you a lot of people stereotype you
think you have life a lot easier than
you do and that's not the case at all
people think it's all handed to you on a
silver platter because you're pretty and
that's not really
what happens i know i'm accustomed to
beauty i'm not desensitized to it
you know i can get a boner with if i see
titties i'm just not in that head space
right now because guess what happened to
me
so yeah it's me gaming it's just me
stacking all my material of course
but the problem is she is on stage like
on the go dancing
i said go and you say go come
meet me later because i have a thought
shirt
please don't share the comment already
no
and what it's just a reason to come yeah
but you don't say oh and what if she
never comes
but if she gets off and she ignores me
like an [ __ ] and goes away
yeah then she's an [ __ ] i can't stop
people from being [ __ ]
but she's socially violating
no she should feel bad for her
but here why would she give me
her number or why would like why would
she like to
meet me if because the
more serious manner so that she's not
sure if she's in trouble or not
tricks
i
anything i say is my thought i mean i
have lots of thought
but i have a thought i'd like to share
with you you know actually before you
can get to it
the local eatery is uh seven west my
friends and i are gonna be there
have you ever eaten now okay and then
let's
stack to the next thing you know i just
noticed something the very thing that's
allowed us to meet is the same thing
that's gonna keep us from ever getting
to know each other
and they run that material it's short
set
right it's the body language it's the
lean back
it's me dismissive already so i'm
demonstrating everything
excuse me i need to in the short amount
of time that i have
and yes she has to make her decision of
whether she feels comfortable with that
so why wouldn't she because i've already
named drop dj we're gonna grab a bite to
eat i'm gonna be there anyway
it's a place she knows she should feel
safe there
and i haven't even got to that thought
yet
no now it's not the time it changed my
mind now it's not that
i thought it would be but you know what
go run around make some money before you
get surprised
oh wait a second you're your own boss so
then by sitting here and talking to me
you're exercising your freedom to be
your own boss
i like that that just bought me by you
three more minutes of my time
you're fine hey i'm curious about
something if you have no chance of
failure
you be anything in the world don't say
princess what would you want to be
you see i think of myself as a
performing artist you're performing
artists you know
we have a lot of commonalities and i'm
not just talking about the commonalities
that
all humans share like we are celestial
beings on a sphere
living under an ocean of air bottom
blowers see i'm just off to the next
piece now i'm building some commonality
it's just short set game has to be tight
and you get you know
pulling them that night i don't like
going forward i'd rather just
say like i i don't you know hey let me
get your number
maybe i'll see you sometime that's not
how it goes it's me being more
of a boyfriend a stripper boyfriend
profile
which is i may be unshaven i mean i'll
give i may
swear a little bit more you know if i
can't take
it i'm going to protect her from a world
exists now that's the sound that i'll
say to
this server you know i'll say to her my
last
girlfriend was an exotic dancer so the
last thing i need you to do is tell me
anything about yourself because i know
more about it than you do
in fact where i were at to take the time
to sit you down and give you a little
insight into
into how to increase your chances uh
increase your income in here with the
same amount of time
you know how you can come in here and
you can turn you can make 600 bucks
i can turn that 600 bucks into 1600
because of the different way you engage
in the groups that's what i did with her
and it improved her
life dramatically in fact her life
improved
my words in 10 minutes i can tell you
something that will help you
tonight to make more money in here
i did that with her and she bought her
camaro in cash
boom now that girl is
interested what i have to say no while
you go run along make your money your
thing
i do that all the time right yeah so
that's you know i'm offering value
right and i can say look i'm promising
nothing but great conversation
okay i'm not like some uh a casting
couch
kind of guy where you have to sleep with
me to get value
you know what i mean i and i'll go one
step further and say
i get laid like a rock star you know the
last thing i need to do is get another
random uh in my bed it's just you know
but you are interesting so i'm going to
give you this information
and this is one of the secrets instead
of going up and saying would you like a
dance
why did you open with that what was the
purpose of that
why didn't you go in and say hi everyone
did you see candy or whatever yeah
candy's a history
name in there uh and they're
you know guys will say who's candy you
go okay well we're new so i'm gonna let
you know i'm a secret
there's a girl in here i'm not gonna
point her out because i'm embarrassed
i've never been with a girl ever in my
life
and just start the story right that's
what she's supposed to do you know
lead us not like a table dance no okay
maybe later i'll be in the smoking
section
she's supposed to say i'm gonna let you
know a little secret just promise
i'm embarrassed don't tell her
but she's my roommate she works here
okay or is she's not here
i think i'm in love with her what do i
do
how do i break it to her that you know
because she's met my boyfriend i've had
a boyfriend and we've recently broken up
and now i'm with
you know i'm with a guy i'm seeing a guy
but he's not doing it for me and i can't
help this one time
okay it was just day before yesterday it
was over
and she
sort of boring and so when he left
she came out of the shower and she was
glistening
and she came out and she you know we see
each other naked all the time it's not
you know we're best friends and you see
what i mean
so that's how i do it to the girl is you
captivate the man's emotions and
attention
and bring it down here you know down to
the level of this is just the story
you're
imposing this is my reality and the
reality is
is a verbal reality that you can impose
upon them
as opposed to do you want to table
things so i've got other ones that i do
but that's
that's how i do it to them you know
offer the value
uh there was one time an exotic dancer
girl wanted to
uh be a singer right can you sing
she wanted to be a singer so i helped
her be a singer
the way i did that is i said look again
i'm not a casting couch guy i'm not
going to make you famous but what i
would do is
as a friend go with you
to get the clothing that you need if
you're going to get on stage what are
you going to wear
see i instantly get to helping her there
i took that girl
down young street and we got her the the
stuff she was gonna wear in case she was
gonna sing i said well get that first
start there
and then i said okay you need practice
what about karaoke what about any free
place like if you're a comedian an
amateur comedian
you may do two or three different
uh comedy night moments in a single
night for free you'll just
find them where are they look at the
back of classified ads where are the
comedy clubs doing amateur night right
well similarly there are karaoke places
there are places little variety shows
every little pub has something
especially on off nights
why don't you go there and do it in fact
one step further
i'll come with you it would be an honor
to watch you sing
you know and that way i got something to
do i'm going to go out anyway i'm a
social butterfly
and then i get to watch you do it and
then i get to see you in in the clothing
that you that we got
so that's what i did on one exotic
dancer girl she became my girlfriend for
four months
add value specific to her and your
identity is kind of
edged around that hopefully this is all
helpful stuff right
like food for thought you know
you know i work with a lot of uh models
and i find that
the women with size zero waste you know
lower than
lower the waist size the less
personality they have i don't know if
they're just always thinking about
they're hungry
or something so they don't have time to
have a personality but i find that
you know they're not even very sexual
that's something even so their
personality is low
and their sexual sex drive is super low
so i've worked out that lower the waist
size
normally means lower than sex drive
how do you find that what do you think
about that and she's like no no i've got
a really high sex drive
you know she tries to qualify herself
from that
when i use and this is all pacing her
reality as a stripper
if you're so inclined to rating women
from one to ten which i'd never do
uh i've noted that
the exotic dancers who are seven eight
range again no disrespect to
their their natural beauty
they actually make a little bit more
money than
the tens they make more money in
in a typical night and i'll just state
that whether it's yes or no
from their mind i say this is how it
works a lot of the guys
feel discomfort because the girl is too
dulled up
is not like a girlfriend type is not
the uh you know typical of his desires
of wanting
his neighbor seeing girls that he knows
in his life meeting them
and they're not tens so when he finally
meets the ten
he's too scared he's actually too scared
in this environment
to get up walk over and say i'd like to
dance from
the hot girl he'd rather have sex uh
you know mental sex with the girl who's
a little fat
because he feels more comfortable to
actually ask for the dance
what's your thoughts on that
keeps her it seems to work in the field
i mean you gotta show these girls that
you are used to dancers you're used to
women that paid for their beauty and so
these dhv stories that constantly have
to be
uploaded into their brain so they
realize that you're not startled by it
you know how to treat her you know what
comes with the job
and you're up to speed with all this and
you can take care of that so she doesn't
have to train you
to be a man that knows how to look after
an exotic dancer or a model you already
know
that's half the battle one less work for
her
exactly exactly and it's attractive
yeah and don't put her down for it
a lot of guys do that you know it's like
uh
what are you doing with all the money
you made some guys have said that they
don't make that [ __ ]
actually and they're live yeah i
actually live they'll say oh i'm going
you know i'm
saving up to go to school for uh you
know dermatology
like no she's not you know oh i'm going
to
school for real estate she's not you
know oh i'm in real estate
she's not she's a stripper she's not
real estate
right those are lies so you can't say
you know what you want to do
besides this if you could right no
you have to say whatever it is that got
you here
not to sound condescending i am proud of
you
sometimes life is tough and you type of
person that steps up and gets [ __ ] done
well done girl all done you know because
you got to like
interact with all these drugs of
humanity and i'm good i bet you do a
pretty damn good job it's
do you remember the first time you
actually got up mr brick how long did it
take you to go from
coming into the place to getting up on
stage
because it's one thing to walk around
and you know talk to your first customer
and get a little private dance right
because that's one game plan
one thing to do but what happens when
you want to save a little money
because you give so much money to the dj
you give less to him if you dance
right so what was it like the first time
you performed i'm not talking about the
first time you showed your body in
public who
cares right everyone's gorgeous okay i
have dated exotic dancers
too many uh but that first time the
performance aspect when you got up on
stage
see i did a magic show a long time ago
it's part of doing magic right
and the first time i went in front of 16
000 people
it was at canada's wonderland it was
paramount canada's wonderland in toronto
i was backstage and i opened the show
for summer hot rush
this whole bunch of variety um music
acts and i set the standard for the show
right so this is biggest thing i've ever
done
and i had lucked out because the
uh the agent my agent was
betty she was a
she was the radio television
host of a show and her
husband was the dj of the radio station
that promoted
it for a month so i was on the radio
several times prior to it
so it's a big build up everyone's there
it's a you know and there i
am backstage brick because i didn't know
it was going to be a hot
sweltering day out the audience was
going to be that big
right i had to do a 20 minute act so you
must have had
you know you must have been [ __ ] a
break that first time you're up on stage
you remember that
and you're like and next up candy and
you're like
oh great so picture me as a magician i'm
backstage and i hear
in the past an art form was created to
indulge and captivate the minds of all
mankind
entering the 21st century that art form
still lives on this ancient world is
known to the world
as magic and here to celebrate this
mysterious art
hot 103.5 proudly presents eric vaughn
markovic and i'm backstage me
you man and i remember turning and
seeing betty in the in the in the wings
there and she goes
and i'm thinking that's not happening
and then a calm came over me where i
went i can always give the money back
because it was a good night i always
give the money back
right it's only a day out right i can
pick it up
and i went out and i kicked ass changed
my day
actually it changed my day real good
because uh there was this one girl
she was in a band called mts and i saw
her the night before at like an electric
circus on television
so i mean just you see a girl and go
that's my type ma'am
she was performing there and lo and
behold
betty helped in getting her into the
limo after we were done
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good day magic's real story there but
that is a story i've used in field
in a night in a stripper environment
to show to pace reality to build that
character that i'm a fellow performer
and it's honed it's me but it's
something i think is kind of necessary
in order to you know
build commonality of it i really like
that one i think
if we're not saying magic what would we
use
what could you use instead something
that you perform you can say that you
dj'd before you have to go under a set
if you've ever sung before you just have
to be enthusiastic about something
i'm just pacing a reality as a fellow
performer what was it like and she's
like oh i was
you know it's like how much money did
you make
because i could pace her reality as a
stripper as well
by saying wasn't that first we didn't
your head i mean think it through you
thought
you know and i like being opinionated so
i was like you thought when you got here
it was going to be show your body get
some cash
pay off your rent you know your bumper
fell off your car
and you needed to pay your uh your
garage in order to get your car back
right
but then it started
all closing in on you when you realized
my shoes are ugly my high heels what i
thought were high heels that i just
grabbed from my closet
aren't the high heels all the other
girls are wearing i have the shortest
high heels in here
and they're scuffed and i feel like a
loser but now i just wanted to make a
few hundred bucks
but now i have to go buy shoes if i'm
going to work here tomorrow
and i go to to find them and find out
they're 600
so i have to work two more days just to
be able to pay
for the shoes that i need so now i have
to work for a week
right because i can't wear the same
underwear every day
i got to change this otherwise i'm the
same girl in the same
blue little nightie that's getting
tattered day by day
maybe i'm wrong hey maybe your story is
completely different from my last
girlfriend
yeah all i'm doing is pacing the reality
as if
i'm i'm proud of her i'm not embarrassed
by it i know more about it than she does
see what i mean and then we can just
actually move on and get back to my
stories
my material again but these are the ones
that i hone
around the struggles periscope
hi guys not that i
you know and with strippers hey you know
i prefer the models thank you
yeah so another one i want to talk about
is
you know you the coin grab that you you
taught
earlier yeah i actually because they get
paid in
uh chips sometimes like like a casino
but also clients will have like free
instant
you got two euro coin and so on right
yeah and we have a two pound coin in
england
so with that queen grab you can say you
can utilize
two methods one is i can teach you to
make a little bit more money on the day
by playing this trick on your clients
you go hey i bet your fiverr i'll bet
you that coin
and i'll double your money if i can't
that i can grab that out of your hand
so now the girl learns the trick you
teach her it says what's a kino
boom boom imagine she does that on every
man she meets that night because he's
working he's gonna do a five
ten dollar gamble with her sometimes
i'll do a fifty dollar gamble right
she's easy gonna make 500 bucks that
night extra
every night just by playing that game
with everybody because who won't be up
for it every man
will go to the challenge at kenny grab
it in time
you've just made a lot of money and now
you're like and you owe me dinner for
that
if she sits on your lap what do you do
most guys will just accept it and
grab her like this and pull her in right
yep
boom
but uh you can't trust any of the kinos
so what i like to do is say okay
you know off me off me woman just off
for a sec just
sit there good girl okay slow it down
i need comfort and trust first actually
i'm just not even in this head space
right now okay guess what happened to me
excuse me i'm not stacked forward excuse
me
another thing that i like to do is talk
about and i i did say this on day one
the story that i use
it's really a stripper routine it's uh
where i say
uh now this is you know a few years back
i had a girlfriend who was an exotic
dancer don't be a hater
and if you're inclined to rating women
from one to ten
i wouldn't do that but she's off sharks
all right she's a beautiful girl
i get a call from her 2 15 in the
morning so that remember that story
where a car is coming home that's the
routine that i love using on strippers
because by the end of it when i say you
know the car smashes in
and the car spins out and me you know my
boys and i we all hop out
now i had that day that in that evening
we came from a club where i did a magic
show
high capacity club uh a large you know
like a 15-minute
thing in front of a thousand people and
then i'm hanging out with the boys
afterwards and
free drink tickets and you know the
hanging out with the owner
because he likes to hang out with his
artists and uh and
that's when i got the phone call right
so we all
went to save her basically so when i had
smashed in
my car into the back side of his car and
his car spanned out there were three
dudes in that car right
so we all got out and my buddy tauman
who's a martial arts
master he's he literally trains uh
people in
taekwondo right and coincidentally he
used to be
the bouncer of the strip club she works
at
right so he's my boy actually i put him
in that job
because i you know knew the owner when
she got the job i wanted her protected
more
and i really know him well he's my real
close wingman so i took
you know care well anyway so he's coming
he's coming to save the day with me as
well again you know
dude we gotta save my girl again [ __ ]
out you know what i mean
she's a hot girl you know the guy's girl
you know what i mean
like respect beauty you don't have to
grab the
flowers and bring them home from a park
you can just
enjoy them where they are you know uh
you go to a strip club enjoy the strip
club don't
follow it the hot chick home right
so we all get out and he hands me a
piece of piping that was part of the
lighting rigging for the magic show and
i lost it that's why i remember this
and he hands it to me and i walk up to
the car and i just smash one of the
lights out his car was out like it was
spun out so i just smashed it and i
walked around to the
passenger side and i smashed it
the the window which just popped right
i walked to the back smashed it which
didn't pop
then i walked around to the driver's
side flying i just you know did a 360
and it was
me and and uh george mans a
friend of mine magician friend of mine
and uh
and uh talmud and there were three guys
in the car and uh i get to the passenger
side
and i just look in and he just looks and
kind of looks away
just like stunned and i just smashed in
his glass
they just pop and and falls on him and
he just
was there like do nothing for 30 seconds
i'm just
gonna look at my buddies what's he
doing he's just like this and it was
like big
muscle head no neck guy right so you
don't know what you're gonna get when
you get to it
so uh he finally looks up at me and i
say
and he just starts the car up right and
i tossed
my pipe in the back of his car i just
remembered you know
okay we're done right i never got that
part that's what i remember
and they drove off and i never saw him
again i'm not suggesting this is what
you do
i'm just saying that's what i did don't
my girl
now sorry just to conclude in that that
story
isn't something i'm going to throw on
every set
because it can offend because i'm
talking about a stripper because i'm
talking about
violence right but that is a protector
of loved ones that is a protector that's
a certain type of character i
am for a stripper so if she walks down
the street with me
i know martial arts now i know enough to
get myself seriously beat
but i can protect a girl you know i'll
give you one more example
i had a thing similar to this it was a
client open like that with the camera
here so it kind of looked like a gun if
you held it like that
right back pocket i'm with my girl this
is simon at the time
i'm on yonge street walking down the
street and some guy
comes and asked her for money and she
says no maybe it wasn't
too abrupt the way she said no and he
said come on give me money give me some
money
and she said no off and he goes you [ __ ]
off
you know it was like up on her and she
started
yelling right because she's a stripper
uh big boobs beautiful girl i
showed a picture she's one of the
goggles i wore goggles i got her goggles
to wear and we look cool together
you know brought us together more well
he he said you know you i want your
money
to turn to i want your money right so i
just
you know in the heat of the moment
grabbed my clie
i pointed like this and i said golf
and he went and walked off right
and then i turned to her and i said
opened it up
closed it up put it away
and weeks later she said that that
was the moment she felt
safe with me she knew that i was
hers she that was it for her
that was it so i used that story it's
true it did happen but i use that story
about my ex-girlfriend the stripper
right and that was you know what won her
over
because that's the type of guy i am you
know who i am i'll tell you who i am
i'm dirk the dairy you ever play
dragon's lair it's a little video game i
played when i was a kid at laserdisc
game
cartoon game dirk the daring he slays
the
evil dragon singed in order to save the
princess
daphne you know from the from the
clutches of the evil dragon
i'm dirk the daring i'm not a dragon
you know i don't slay little girls i
slay
the dragons i'm dirk the daring that's
who i am you can't change
me so like throw that in that's another
you know dhv thing about being
pre-selected and
how i roll so it's a different character
for strippers
it's more badass but they need that so
i'm sort of filling the role
okay yeah a question
you said you you have to basically
reality as a fellow performer but
in my case i'm a software engineer well
you don't have to be a software engineer
i can say software engineer i can do
that
today i can go in and say i am a
software engineer it just doesn't hit
so whether you are or not you want to
use it
yeah but eventually i mean you just had
a girlfriend why don't you
figure out a doctor so she's not going
to go i'm dumping you
yeah but okay but i feel like isn't it
okay
you
i don't know the answer but have you
ever done any performing yeah
as a hobby theater
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just paste that reaction
not just because of the fear factor to
it all
but rather the love factor to it all
because you fall in love with all the
other people that are part of the
production
see i mean these are my sound bites man
this is my home stuff
but actually i mean software engineering
can also be a very high value because i
mean at least in switzerland
but so so can marketer if you say
marketer internet marketer millionaire
that's that's what marketer means if you
say i'm an internet marketer
it's the equivalent of saying i'm a
millionaire or i'm a multi-millionaire
that's what you do you market so you
make money for marketing other people's
products right
you make money you're a marketer but if
you tell a girl you're a marketer she'll
think about grocery store but you
mark it right she doesn't know so if you
say software engineer you can already
see them gloss over
as opposed to what what have you created
how do we reframe that
you know when we do talk about
creating the identity when we're off the
topic of hired guns
then yes i know a way of
for you specifically of taking that and
reframing it
you know so yeah we can we can uh
definitely discuss that and maybe you
can even use it tonight and feel it
so that this is part of your identity
you know yeah
so we'll get we'll get to that
specifically but we're talking right now
about
the theater aspect so you have
commonality with a girl who
thinks she's a uh
performer rather than a stripper because
they're dancers it's an art form
and i pace that reality too and say i'm
aware it's an art form
you know it's the art of the gab for for
uh hustling
i bet you hustle great right before uh
rents do i bet you hustle great when you
have to
and i bet you when you don't need to you
sometimes uh
stay home right and like and you
shouldn't do that so if you were in my
life what i
would be saying to you is sweetheart
you gotta work you gotta go if you're
gonna bother playing the game
play the game properly get solid just
keep going even if it's a
a rainy night because you never know
could be one baller in here that's going
to come in with friends you never know
seeing this me saying you never know you
know you just have to hustle
i'm just pacing that that that lifestyle
reality
sort of mirroring it back on her um
there's two there's two points i want to
add about strip again
uh and then um you can obviously you can
ask me when we're out if you have any
more questions on it
but i think i always want to add two
more points so i'm quite happy it's
a character yeah that you're playing and
and drilling it into her head for her to
protect her loved ones is the number one
thing about it so the two points i want
to add on there real quick
so instead of even having to go into a
strip club
strippers will go outside and smoke with
their big coats on
so you can be passing by in the day or
at night when it's you know like
friday saturday thursday whatever and
find out where the smoking door is out
onto the street normally
or in that you know some not an alley
but like a side
side street and you can gain from them
so go in and see if it's
you know you just do your opener hey
it's got a minute but
again from outside you don't have to
actually go into the strip club
and you don't come across as a client
or a mark as they call it
so you can actually gain them for a
curve yeah or a path yeah
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and another one i use is i say um
when i do the shoes like oh my god
you've got the second shoes right but
with a strip i
i put my superpower in it so i say
i can't look at your shoes now i just
can't look they're like why why
and then i look at them i go because i
always win
i always win but if i look at your shoes
i may lose
but remember i always win like that and
they're right
yeah i always win i think i've used that
[ __ ] right
i use that yesterday even though oh yeah
yeah i said i'll destroy the room before
i lose
you i said you can't win that's what i
had said once again
you can't win
and i will destroy the whole room before
i let someone else
win that's just you know
it's harsh it's hard you know you can't
beat me
in anything i want to win it you cannot
beat me
it can't be done it cannot be done why
because i will self-destruct
to win will you i will supernova explode
in my pants
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so we just sound bites right
are we good on stripper game good right
yeah
kind of like now you have a little
gameplay you can go in and
game them bartenders you only got three
minutes know that
right you're gonna invite them to an
industry mixer you're gonna build social
proof ahead of time
in front of them and then qualify them
and then even the
the very thing that's allowing us to
meet is the same thing that's gonna keep
us from ever getting to know each other
right that's making you're pretending to
be hard to get and then saying oh we're
social butterflies any ideas
and then
like a screen up close with pixels what
is this
what alien intelligence built that
humans is this built by humans or is it
just always here
were tvs always here you were
traumatized
by reality by the flood you have been
all your life
the first time you looked at the
alphabet you must have looked at that
as a child looking it up on the wall in
the classroom and been overwhelmed by it
going
i'm never gonna learn that they're
trying to teach me i i don't know which
one's which
do you recall the time that you looked
at a tv up close
for the first time and saw the little
pixel dots and when
how did they make it who made this was
is this natural
did is this man-made it's man-made right
but how could someone ever make
something
like a screen up close with pixels what
is this
what alien intelligence built that
humans is this built by humans or is it
just always here
were tvs always here you were
traumatized
by reality by the flood of reality
constantly
that's all this is you're just going
into a different game you're going to be
flooded by humanity and you're going to
get in there and you're going to
punch it out with the rest of them you
know you want to pick up an exotic
dancer well how can you be the type to
get a girl like that and protect her
from the world if you can't even protect
yourself from her
intellect she's stepping up she's going
out there she's younger than you
she's frailer than you and now she's
stronger than you
you have to be stronger than them you
have to look to these girls
as as inspirations to your strength
lady gaga man lady gaga
good for her you know as opposed to yeah
you know
she's not all that hot it's hot inside
you know she's like special
not just obviously not just special not
just gorgeous
she is
special you know not just a girl
she's a celestial being
all right so you want to step up and be
a celestial being
and mirror that see it in others and
appreciate it
right cool we're good on that one
should we go through your avatars
well we've got like five minutes okay uh
and
it'll be into conversations
because when it comes to creating one's
identity you want to create an identity
that is aligned to the type of woman you
want to draw
how's that for a wake-up idea hey
what kind of woman do you want to draw
if you want to have
a a playboy model
if you want to actually draw a playboy
model you're going to have to create an
identity
that is aligned with that right
whatever it is mystery i developed
magician
uh ladies man right that is aligned for
not just exotic dancers but playboy
models
updated a penthouse a pet you know
actually technically more than one but i
mean i
one was a
penthouse pet of the millennium you know
so uh
i i can't help but feel like i've
created my identity to
cater to drawing that type of girl
so you know in us going around the room
and saying what is it you want to convey
you are
you know you say software engineering
are you trying to get a girl who's into
computers
actually i like words for intelligent
and art into science so
it wouldn't be i wouldn't say necessary
computers
i mean i'm still look looking for beauty
of course i know there's some women who
have beauty and brains and that's like
you won't know until you actually talk
to them but yeah
beautiful brains the hot hot hot girls
are oftentimes hot inside
they can small they're brilliant they're
witty they're clever and they can see
through all guys game
you know so yeah but the software
engineer
saying software engineer kill your game
even on a girl who's you know wants a
smart man
every girl wants an intelligent man but
she wants that
sort of a reframed to be of value to her
not value to society you know value to
her
of course she wants a smart guy but some
things you say may not convey
that it's smart guy for her
you know you may have to
alter that just know what type of girl
that you're going to go for
i wanted exotic dancers and bartenders
and all the
higher guys i wanted higher guns you can
have different avatars
you don't have to use the same one i
play different characters you play
different
i play a priest with islands
we picked up two well then we picked up
a few girls
pretty much yeah i've got a columnist
black shirt and then there's this sort
of like
comes off a little it's like space right
a little space
so he takes a piece of paper he writes
something
and then folds it up and then tucks it
there
there we go yeah it's not a little
pretty it's just a joke
it says what kind of girls go from there
oh well
so first of all i'd go into the bar and
either
i bless you for your sins what's your
favorite mine's vanity
you know that's your favorite scene yeah
a great opener yeah especially if you're
pretending to be a priest there
and he and he has a beer in his hands
yeah and he goes
i know dude yeah you know oh yeah i know
he'll do the beer he'll look at the beer
he's a priest right you know and he's at
bar it's just weird to see and he goes
and the barmaids are looking at you like
oh sorry
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just like some girl's short dress
and then uh and we've ended up so we've
got a girl on each other
from a girl and we walk into a strip
club in ireland
which is like someone's house really it
was really weird and there's a bar and
everyone just
like the room stopped there was a casino
downstairs yeah and the room stopped at
all
yeah working with two eyes on the yard
it's coming yeah
there we're walking yeah and then like
the room stops everyone
remember it's not like you guys might be
looking at it going like he's dressing
like a priest
no it's like it's like um halloween it's
funny it's just a piece of paper that
makes it look like a priest
and he does the jokes there's all these
jokes around but when you have two girls
and
it's any social violation hilarious
girls dig it that's what i'm saying it's
a great
gag yeah i never lie cheat or
swear cheers like that i'm gonna do that
stuff
you know he looks like a priest and he
goes well
me you know
you know and it's just and i got uh
once one girl said to me and said she's
like
should you be drinking and i got a beer
like
should you be and i'm near the bar right
and she's like should you be drinking
like it's about 9 00 p.m or something i
went
and it's just brilliant and they're
loving it and they're dancing with the
priest don't say you ever seen a priest
you know and they just and it's like
don't matter whatever we do tonight
i can bless you of your sins in the
morning
your sins will be forgiven and then um
don't worry about the things we
yeah and so we're getting girls to write
stuff in like i said write anything
yeah yeah write something in it and then
when i show it to someone i can read it
yeah yeah
um you know just profanity really
rude library so i'd have it in like this
but it'd be a better collar than this
and they're not i'd be like um well you
know what just for the
bit yeah there's a pretty
do you ever know what's in a priest's
collar yeah i know
whoa what you don't know yeah isolation
you want to know what's in the priest's
collar and then please collar what isn't
the beast color right
and then nice ladies take out so they're
taking it out
exactly whatever you want to do you know
some social violations
pack seven inches please pack nine
inches whatever you want
yeah it's just it's lava bank
they're good gags it's as funny as all
hell and ladies seem to just get a laugh
out of it the playfulness of it
it's interesting it's unique how many
times does it grow increase
and then you can go you check to go and
go you just put your
hands on your shoulder
that's why i've seen him for father
that's what i'm sitting for
the topic of being a virgin you know
it's like i'm gonna lose my virginity
i've decided everything has changed now
that i've met you
that's it you're that girl
you know they're like shocked by it you
know there's not much that turns a
priest
towards sex
foreign fornication fornic
today we're going to talk about
fornication uh
do you fornicate just you know have you
fornicated
have you fornicated exactly
it even goes as to far to have a big
cross on the inside taped into my jacket
and be like let's have it yeah
i'm coming i'm packing what i i'm
packing
i'm really a vampire i don't know what a
little craziness and great one
light heart so be a character and it's
fun because you're not you
so you can do anything there's no need
to have an ego or be scared because
you're you're acting you're playing the
character
uh right back to uh the identity
creation
when asked the question so what do you
do i
say it's likely to tell you or show you
right that i have a sound bite for it
and i've got
two answers that i give one is i'm a
professional pickup artist that's one
i'm a pickup artist
i don't hide from it you know i did a
television show on vh1 the pickup artist
i'm not a pickup artist i'm
the pickup artist and i'm very good at
what i do
how good very good at what i do
uh you know would you like me to tell
you or show you and then i show
magic little piece right or i just tell
them
that i am magic
not just that i'm fascinated by magic
which is true right it's
right down to a deep castle level i love
magic because things are
magical but people are magic making me
magic i am magic
really really do something no no you
have not
demonstrated to me that
you are magic
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no no he said what are you the means
yeah
are you magic which i do i look at to
see your spirit that way
stacking forward to the next thing but
uh my point though is i have an answer
as opposed to a software engineering
boss okay
right i want to lead it so what is your
answer to so what do you do no internet
well we need one yes we need one tonight
and tomorrow can change
right so what would you say so what do
you do
um i actually am uh
i was studying for two years and that
way i'm planning on you know
changing my career to maybe go to
ontology so i can
not really say that because it
no none doesn't that books i know right
so we have a problem there fair enough
you could say
i'm fascinated by law okay even with
that
you know what do you do what do i do or
what i what or
what am i right i said reframe
some people will put jokes there which
is fine but don't over joke it you know
they'll say
so you know what do you do you say well
i am currently chopping lettuce and i'm
working my way up
to cheese
you know what from lettuce to cheese
and when i'm managing the mcdonald's
that's it i'm just gonna kick
out all those all my employee [ __ ]
or friends that
just don't believe in me one day right
people can do that
but i don't it's a joke but the girls
are nines and tens
in this question you know so what do you
do comes out all the time
you want to be able to handle it in a
unique manner making you unique and
allow the preconceived notions that are
attached to what you say you are
work to your advantage right so if you
say i'm a rock star
a rock star comes with some
pre-selection
as opposed to software engineer so why
not say something that has
preconceived notions attached to it that
are positive to getting the girl
right the business owner
that's that's a very general thing i'm a
business owner oh really what do you
you know with business and you can
simply say i'm not giving you a card
here because i'm not
out selling you things you're not going
to buy my product
i'm not selling you my product you're
not my customer
i don't want to talk about it a club
owner could be anything
you know business owners questionnaire
if that's your family
right right just stick to law for now
that's what you want to do
because that that is positive you know
it's positive that means
that is already conveyed by saying i'm
fascinated
by law that's
that's my route you know you're okay
no it's okay it's fading i understand i
don't i talk
that's okay we can do a lot of the
avatars when we're out
yeah just i think half an hour yeah why
don't we do that
right we'll walk and talk when we're out
and about and we'll be refreshed in a
different way we'll have more time
to sit you know okay which we always do
and work more
but yeah what i want to stick on is the
identity
uh the specific things like for instance
are you googlable if someone googles you
you know girl says she's a model right
you google her name and nothing pops up
she's a waitress she's not a model right
so at least
have your google your google ability uh
in line with what you say you are
no i can also just say i'm famous do you
want it
i'm famous for my sins just like russell
brand only i've had more girls
must have had more rules i'm sure he had
a great run because he's
yeah but i certainly on purpose
decided to go the wizards route slow
down dramatically
because i kind of did this you know
and it can be a runaway effect now what
you know
girls but in that is humanity and that's
fun too
yeah so i can't be too pissed off about
any of that
but i just have other interests i wanted
to pursue my other interests
which was knowledge and research and
understanding what's going on on earth
all the big picture stuff