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翻譯 Mint.X showeryhe roaddog
天吶 Oh, God.
翻譯 tong大梨 Margaery
校對 Margaery
時間軸 啾啾啾 spohy
后期 漁夫
總監 Margaery
我愛你 I love you.
親愛的 Oh, you.
早安 Good morning.
天 大早上我就這么饑渴 Goddamn. I woke up so horny.
每個月都要發生這樣的事 This happens every month.
好了 從我身上下來吧 Yeah, okay. Get your naked ass off me.
什么都別碰 Hey, don't touch anything.
別弄臟了我的高級床單 Those are my good sheets.
遵命 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我們最好還有衛生棉條 Oh, we better have tampons.
不是那些量少日用的垃圾 None of that light days bullshit.
拉字至上:Q世代 第一季 第一集 《再來一遍》
歌曲"Better in Color" 演唱Lizzo J
加油 寶貝 加油 Oh, come on, baby. Come on.
歡迎來到銀湖區 日落大道交叉口
小妞 來給笑一個 Hey, honey. Give me a smile. Come on.
#Time's Up是由好萊塢藝人發起的 與#MeToo相呼應的反性侵運動
到此為止 混蛋們 Time's Up, jackass!
日落大道
亥伯龍大街
不 D就是沒有及格的意思 No, a D is not a passing grade.
我不會給你家長打電話的 好嗎 I'm not gonna call your parents. All right?
我們不給大學生家長打電話 所以 We don't do that when you're in college. All right, so...?
在我辦公時間來我辦公室 Just come during my office hours
我們一起想辦法解決 and We'll figure it out.
對 四點以后都可以 Yeah, any time after 4:00.
不是 之后任何 對不起我得掛了 No, any time after-- I'm sorry, I got to go.
-你看外面了嗎 -沒有 什么 - Did you see What's outside? - No. What?
哈哈 二樓視線更好 快來 AWW. Better view from upstairs. Let's go.
秘密行動 Covert op.
早上好 Good morning.
-你這個野蠻人 -她逼我的 我發誓 - You're a savage. - She made me do it, I swear.
為什么 But Why?
-為什么 -有個男人 - Why? - Oh, there's a guy
-剛剛搬到隔壁 -見鬼 -moving in next door. - Holy shit.
-原來如此 -性感是不是 - Oh. .. - Hot, right?
等等 等等 芬利 芬利 Wait wait wait, Finley, Finley
-她要干嘛 等等 -你好嗎 - What is she doing?, Wait. - Hey, how are you?
她搞什么 What's wrong with her?
我是芬利 I'm Finley!
你好 我是何塞 Hi. I'm José.
歡迎搬到這里 Welcome to the neighborhood!
謝謝 Thank you.
我不住這 I don't live here.
你知道嗎 我這就下去 You know what? I'll come down in a bit.
好的 Okay.
哥們兒 他可能就是你未來的老公 Dude, that could be your future husband.
太棒了 他可能會在你之前求婚 Oh, great. He'll probably propose before you do.
-小心 -有可能 - Ooh, shots fired. That-that feels right.
我很認真的 好嗎 I am committed, okay?
我們同居了 We live together.
是啊 而且你狡辯的時候好可愛 Yeah, and you're cute when you're defensive.
-我要起床上班了 -兄弟 - I got to get to Work. - Oh, bro,
-要你來開車 -什么 - You're gonna have to drive. - What the fuck?
我以為是你來送我的呢 I thought you were picking me up.
是的 我們交通工具出了點狀況 Yeah, we had some slight transportation issues.
你怎么這么蠢 Why you gotta be so stupid?
我只是 Oh, boy, do I have...
怎么了 What?
你什么時候跟她求婚 When are you gonna propose to her?
-我知道我知道 -是嗎 - I know. I know. - Yeah?
因為你再不快點她就要行兇了 'Cause she's gonna kill you if you don't do it soon.
我會求婚的 戒指就在我車里呢 I'm gonna do it. The ring is literally in my car.
好 所以什么時候 你在等什么 Okay, so when? What are you waiting for?
-我只是 得先告訴我爸 -丹妮 - I just have to tell my dad about it first. - Dani.
他永遠不會覺得她配得上你的 He's never gonna think she's good enough for you.
那 That's...
邁卡 Micah.
他就在外面 那身材 He's right outside, with his, like, body
而且我覺得我會邀請他進來 and I think I'm gonna invite him in.
-別 別 -不 我覺得是個好主意 - No. No. - Yeah, I think that sounds good.
-芬利 你不能 別 -我覺得不錯 - Finley, you're not-- no... - I think that's good. Ha!
天吶 Oh, God.
-你好 -很抱歉催您 - Hello again. - So sorry to rush you,
但圖片組需要一個答案 but the graphics team needs an answer.
您想要調整他們做的東西嗎 Do you like the adjustments they made?
把平等標志做成字母E特別棒 Yeah, that equal sign in the E is brilliant, actually.
好的 我會讓他們知道您很滿意 Okay, good. I'll let them know you're happy,
貝特·波特
我會讓他們為今晚的集會做好準備 and we'll get them ready for the rally tonight.
您早上十點的安排改到了九點半 Oh, and your 10 a.m. got bumped up to 9:30,
貝特·波特
所以我和您八點碰面 so I'll meet you at 8:00.
好的 很好 辦公室見 Okay, great. I'll see you at the office.
-到時見 -到時見 - See you then. - All right.
安吉 Hey, Angie?
喬迪 你最好別放我鴿子
安吉 Ange?
你最好別丟下我
我不會的
安吉 車到了 Angie, your ride is here.
我好激動 親親抱抱
你吃過早飯了嗎 Did you eat breakfast?
沒事 我很好 No, I'm good.
我問的是你吃過早飯了嗎 I asked if you ate.
是啊 我說我很好 Yeah, I said I'm good.
好的 你很好 Okay. You're good.
愛你 Love you.
一天順利 Have a great day.
安吉 Angie?
我開玩笑呢 我也愛你 I'm playing. I love you back.
并沒有很幽默 Very funny. But not really.
再見 See you.
再見 寶貝 Bye, sweetheart.
-把那個拿開 -你不能拿那個 - Please put it away. - You can't have that.
-我可以 -不 你不能 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't have that.
孩子們 你們媽媽把好的鍋鏟放哪了 Guys? Where the fuck does your mom keep the good spatula?
-鍋鏟在水池里 -什么 - Spatula's in the sink. - What?
-早上好 -早上好 - Hi. Good morning. - Hi. Good morning.
孩子們 艾麗絲在給你們做早飯 Guys, Alice is making you breakfast.
特別好對不對 你們應該說什么 That's so nice. What do you say?
謝謝你 Thank you.
我是個孩子的時候 我媽讓我 You know, when I was a kid, uh, my mom made me split
早餐跟她合吃一杯代餐奶昔 a SlimFast shake with her for breakfast.
你不是我們的媽媽 You're not our mom.
是啊 我當然知道了 Oh, yeah, no, I sure do know that.
怎么回事 今天是艾麗絲送孩子的日子 What's happening? Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids.
見鬼 不好意思 Oh, sh-- I'm sorry.
-早上好 艾麗絲 -沒 - Hi, Alice. - It's-it's...
兩下 Oh. Yep-- oh. Two.
-沒關系 沒事的 -你確定 - It's fine. It's great. - You sure?
-我可以走 -沒事的 -'Cause I can go if you Want. - No, it's not.
日程表都在你的日歷上呢 The schedule is in your calendar.
-對不起 我沒有看到 -不 你看到了 - I'm sorry. I didn't see it. - Yes, you did.
-你想要送他們嗎 -沒事 - Did you Want to take them? - Oh, no. It's fine.
-重點不是送不送 -是 但真的 沒關系的 - That's not the point. - No, but it really is fine.
不 這有關系 No, it's really not fine.
如果她想送他們也沒什么大不了的 It's not a big deal if she Wants to take them.
如果你可以我也無所謂 - I... - I'm okay if you're okay.
對 我也 一樣 Yeah, and I'm the... same.
-怎么樣都挺好的 -不是的 - Both are good. - None of this is good.
我想讓媽媽送我 I want to go with Mom.
太棒了 解決問題能手 Great. Problem solver.
很好 It's good.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
-不 -確定 - No. - Yeah.
真的 Really.
這挺好的 我今天工作超忙 It's so great. I have a huge day at Work.
這樣就 It's just...
好的 謝謝你 Okay. Thank you.
當然 沒問題 Yeah, sure, sure.
好吧 Okay.
伊萊 奧利芙 背上包 我們走 Eli, Olive, come on, backpacks. Let's go.
給我做指甲的那個女生喜歡你的節目 Oh, the girl who does my nails loves your show.
-特別喜歡 -是嗎 - Huge fan. - Oh, yeah?
她說你的節目特別好看 She says it's very cute.
媽媽 Mom.
-停下 -你知道嗎 - Stop. - You know?
謝謝你 Thank you.
好了 Okay.
艾麗絲 午飯 午飯 Okay, Alice. Lunches. Lunches?
對了 抱歉 這里 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Here.
-謝謝 -愛你們 - Thank you. - I love you guys.
好的 愛你 Okay, love you.
-一切順利 -再見 - Have a good day. - Bye.
再見 寶貝 Bye, sweetie.
-再見 -再見 - Bye. - Yep.
你懂的 You get it. Yep.
-再見 -謝謝 再見 - Bye. - Thank you. Bye.
我們會在窗邊招手的 Okay, we're gonna wave at the window.
對 我們會在窗邊 Yeah. We'll do the window thing.
好的 我們會招手 Okay, we're gonna wave.
好的 Okay.
-這里 -再見 - Here... - Bye!
-他們在這 -再見孩子們 - Oh! There they are again. - Bye, guys.
-再見 -愛你們 好好上學 - Bye. - I love you. Have fun.
-拜 -拜 - Okay. Bye. - Bye.
-還能看到你們哦 -一直演嗎 - I still see you. - Do we do the whole time?
真討厭 What a fucking bitch.
我還以為...你認真的嗎 Oh, I thought w-- Oh, you're serious?
當然 怎么能那樣子跑來我們家 Yeah. I mean, she can't just come into our home
掌控全局 and take over like that.
關鍵在于 這里曾經也是她的家 Well, it used to be her home, is the thing.
拜托不要講道理 同情我一下 Can you please commiserate rather than rationalize?
娜塔 我不想搞心理醫生那套 Oh, Nat, I don't want to do therapist-speak.
她不能再隨便闖進來了 我要打給她 Okay, she can't barge in here anymore. I'm gonna call her
-叫她 -不行 - and tell her to... - No, no, no, no.
你這么做她就會告訴孩子 If you do that, then she'll tell the kids,
他們會討厭的人只有一個 也就是我 they'll hate exactly one person. That's this guy.
我只希望你感覺是家里的一分子 I just Want you to feel like you're part of this family.
因為你就是 Because you are.
你好可愛 You're cute.
-嗯 -說真的 - Yeah. .. - I'm serious.
我知道 I know.
你也很可愛 And you're cute.
能聊點別的嗎 Can we talk about something else now?
你還有多久走 What time do you have to leave?
七分鐘 Seven minutes.
要不要挑戰一次六分鐘的 Do you want to see if we can do it in six?
-我可以 -好的 - Yes, I do. - Yes.
天啊 它還哞哞叫嗎 Oh, my God, is it mooing?
很感謝您搭乘我們的航班 麥卡欽女士 Thank you very much for ﬂying with us, Ms. McCutcheon.
期待以后能多見到你 I look forward to seeing much more of you in the future.
好 Yeah.
你知道黑吧那個酒保嗎 You know the bartender from Black?
-她分手了 和男朋友 -嗯 - She broke up -with her boyfriend. - Yeah.
昨晚 我終于收到她的短信 And last night, I finally get a text from her.
她說 "你[性]起了嗎" And she's like, "U up?"
我就 "因為你嗎 女王 當然" And I'm like, "For you, KWeen? Yaas."
是嗎 你就這么說的嗎 Oh, yeah? Did you say it just like that?
我是這么打的 嗯 I texted it, but yeah.
問題在于 Problem is,
我車里的油 I only have enough gas in my car
只夠單程去東區 for a one-way trip to the Eastside.
所以我過去 我們搞...真的很贊 So, I go over there, we fudge-- it is awesome--
但早上我就偷溜了 but this morning, I snuck out,
拋下車子 騎走她的單車 left my car, stole her bike...
看看啊 Look at us.
雖然狼狽 還是準時 Still to work on time and shit, though.
你衣服穿反了 Your shirt's on backwards.
見鬼 Balls.
你可以把單車還給她 You could give the woman her bike back.
妹子 絕對絕對不行 Dude, I absolutely cannot do that.
太尷尬了 That's so freakin' embarrassing.
-早啊 老板 -早 - Morning, boss. - Hey. Morning.
咖啡 Uh-- ooh, coffee.
艾麗絲 有五分鐘時間嗎 Uh, hey, Alice, can I get five minutes?
不行 現在不行 要吃早午飯 Oh, no, I can't right now. I have a brunch.
關于嘉賓我有些新想法 想跟你說說 Well, I have a new guest idea I want to pitch.
好啊 我想聽 咱們一點 Okay, and I want to hear it, so I'm gonna see you
-在寫作間見 -很好 到時候見 - in the writers room at 1:00. - Great. I'll see you then.
為什么放我桌上 What are these doing on my desk?
藝術部希望你選一只主角杯 The art department wants you to choose the hero mug.
要一片還是三片嘴唇的 You want one lip or three lips?
我覺得是嘴唇 但也可能是陰唇 I think they're mouth lips, but they could be vagina lips.
看不出來到底是那種 Really, there's no way to tell at this point.
我喜歡三片的 I like the three.
會擋著臉嗎 有點太大了 Does it block my face? Is it too big?
-沒 很好 -我喜歡那只 - No, it's great. - I like that one.
這就告訴他們 請簽字 I'll let them know. Sign that, please.
好 Okay.
你來了 You're here!
-我來了 -來了 - I'm here. - Here!
不敢相信你真的來了 I can't believe you're really here.
瞧瞧你啊 Look at you.
你真的要重回洛杉磯了嗎 Do you really live in L.A. again?
-天啊 -瞧瞧這張臉 - Oh, my God. Hi. - Look at this face.
-好想這個小臉蛋 -芬利 夏恩 - I miss this face. - Ugh-- Oh, Finley. Shane.
-夏恩 芬利 -你好 - Shane, Finley. - How are you?
-你好 -真是難以置信 - Hey, how are you? - This is just absolutely incredible.
-真的嗎 -當然 看看你作出的成績 - You think? - Yeah. Look what you did for yourself.
出類拔萃 It's outstanding.
天啊 感覺不像真的 你真的回來了 Oh, man. This doesn't seem real, that you're back.
太震驚了 明白吧 It's like, "Ah!" You know?
我保證是真的 但確實不像 I promise you it's real. But it doesn't feel real, I know.
好 我好餓了 去吃飯吧 Okay, I'm starving. Can we go eat, and I'm gonna
-然后再帶你到處看看 -好 - show you everything later? - Yeah.
小...看到木偶人了嗎 Oh, the little-- see the puppet people, though?
-那是 -跟上 跟上 - Is that... - Come on, come on, come on.
等會兒再帶你看 I'll show you later.
艾麗絲
等等 但...但巴黎的美發廳已經賣了嗎 Wait. Wait, but... but you sold the salon in Paris?
-嗯 -好吧 那紐約 - Yeah. - Okay. What about the one
-那間呢 -也不要了 - in New York? - Got rid of it, too.
那你現在有什么打算 So what are you gonna do now?
不知道 I don't know.
-好的 可以 -好的 - Okay. Okay. All right. - Okay.
-喜歡新的房子嗎 -嗯 - Do you like your new house? - Yeah.
嗯 很好 空的 Yeah, it's, uh, it's good. It's empty.
給她送一張床去 Let's send a bed to her house.
-沒問題 -不用 我自己可以 - Oh, absolutely. - No, no, I can do that myself.
不 你當然可以 但你不會 No, of course you can, but you won't.
我安排芬利去幫你 I'll have Finley come help you.
-不需要 -已經安排了 - I don't need it. - It's already done.
那么 你回來開心嗎 So, are you happy you're back at least?
嗯 開心 Yeah. I am.
這都灑了什么啊 What the fuck spilled in here?
-別那樣看我 -我想怎么看 - Don't look at me like that. - I can look at you
就怎么看 any way I want to look at you.
你們說話了嗎 Have you spoken to her yet?
沒 No.
我不...不打算 I don't, I don't plan to.
我問是因為我好想你 Well, you know, I'm just asking you 'cause I missed you.
說實話 肯定是我更想你 And, in all honesty, I believe I missed you more.
不不不 我更想你 Oh, no, no, no, no. I missed you more.
這又不是比賽 It's not a contest.
是比賽 而且我會贏 It is, and I'm gonna win.
你干嘛呢 What the hell are you doing?
我在當家長 夏恩 就這么回事 I'm parenting, Shane. It's a whole thing.
你做得很好 你做得很好 You know, and you're doing great. You're doing great.
我還是會踩到樂高玩具上 You know, I'm still stepping on those Legos,
簡直要命 and those things are fucking deadly.
應該換成林肯拼木 You should switch to Lincoln Logs.
沒那么危險 They're way less hazardous.
天啊 因為它們是圓的 Oh, my God, 'cause they're round.
慢著 慢著 為什么不能 Wait, What, Wait, Why couldn't you all
都搬去你那里呢 have just moved into your place?
但也不能解決問題 Well, that wouldn't solve the problem
孩子還是跟我們的 'cause the kids would still have to come with us.
不過 我媽還住在家里 所以還行 But, you know, my mom's still living in my house, so it's fine.
-萊諾爾怎么樣 -別問了 - And how is Lenore? - Oh, stop.
-怎么 -不行 真的 - What? - No. Really.
你是想上我媽嗎 Are you trying to fuck my mom?
我...我是問她怎么樣 I'm-I'm asking you how she is.
難以置信你還想睡我媽 I can't believe you still want to fuck my mom.
不好意思 Excuse me.
她充滿魅力 艾麗絲 She's an attractive woman, Alice.
嗯 我在吃早飯 現在不合適 Yeah, I-I'm at breakfast. It's not really a good time.
稍后打給你 Can I call you back?
蒂娜 Tina.
歌曲"Time Flies" 演唱Rico Nasty
近代對種族和階級的看法 ...vision of race and class hold up in modern times?
種族是如何影響 And how does race dictate what happens
書中人物一開始的遭遇 to characters in the book?
安吉的筆袋
分析《堂吉訶德》中角色的時候 Okay, when analyzing the characters in "Don Quixote",
希望你們能回過頭來想這些問題 these are the questions I need you guys to keep coming back to.
就像上周 Just like last week when...
稍等 One second.
謝謝 好的 Thanks. Okay.
請大家用一段話回答 Uh, let's everybody write a paragraph
堂吉訶德在故事開始時想要什么 on what Don Quixote wants when the story begins.
安吉 請收拾東西去找貝內特老師 Hey, Angie, can you grab your things, go see Mr. Bennet?
-好的 -沒問題 - Okay. - Yeah.
很抱歉你祖母身體不適 I'm sorry your grandma's unwell.
謝謝 Thanks.
我祖母去世時我比你還小 I lost my grandma when I was much younger than you
我總覺得 and I always felt like
有些該說的話還沒告訴她 I didn't get to say what I needed to say to her.
她來了 That's her.
-我表姐 -好的 - That's my cousin. - Okay.
-就是她 -好的 - Yes. - Okay.
希望祖母早日康復 Well, I hope your grandma feels better.
-謝謝 謝謝 -家人很重要 - Mm-hmm. Thank you, thank you. - Family's important.
-他信了嗎 -當然 - Did he buy it? - Yes!
你居然真的做到了 I can't believe you pulled it off.
妹子 我說了可以的 Dude, I told you it'd Work.
抽煙嗎 Do you want to smoke?
好啊 Okay.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
別跟我說話 Don't talk to me.
150塊的表演 別跟我說話 For a show 150, don't talk to me.
沒幫過兄弟 就別跟我說話 You ain't never helped your mans, don't talk to me.
只會跟風 就別跟我說話 You just follow all the trends, don't talk to me.
我是標準 就是這么酷炫 Ay, I set the bar, I'm a really cool bar.
蒂娜 別擔心了 Tina, stop worrying.
只是四節預修課和一出學校話劇而已 Four AP classes and a school play is not too much.
她能應付的 She can handle it.
如果她跟不上進度 我們就給她請個家教 All right, if she falls behind, we'll just get her a tutor.
她是個聰明孩子 會沒事的 She's a smart kid, she'll be fine.
是 我會說得更溫柔一點 Yes, I will say it nicer than that.
好 Okay.
再見 蒂娜 Bye, Tina.
大家好 Hey, everybody--
你好 今天我們要見幾個潛在捐贈人 Hey. So, we have several potential donor meetings set up for today.
每個都是各自社群內的 Every name on the list carries tremendous weight
超重量級人物 within their communities,
也全都幫助過加希蒂勝選 and all were instrumental in electing Garcetti.
所以他們是"黨派摯友"了 So they're "Friends of the party"?
總要來場匯報演出嘛 Got to love the dog and pony show.
我又修改了一下 I took another stab at your speech
你今晚推廣論壇的講稿 發給你了 for the outreach forum tonight. It's in your inbox.
很好 如果你能打一份紙質版給我 Great. If you could get me a hard copy on my desk,
-我會盡快批注的 -好 - I'll make notes as soon as possible. - Perfect.
波特女士 這是綠色新政的細則 Ms. Porter, here are the specs for the Green New Deal.
謝謝你 艾莉 Thank you, Allie.
好 第一位是魯道福·努涅茲 All right, first up, Rodolfo Nunez,
努涅茲集團主席 President of Nunez Inc,
這間總部在洛杉磯的少數族裔所有投行 an L.A. based, minority-owned investment company
是出了名的愛做慈善 with a philanthropic reputation.
在拉美和波斯裔社群里很有影響力 He's got pull in both the Latinx and the Persian communities.
老天 那是半個城市了 Jesus. That's half the city.
沒錯 Exactly.
丹妮 Dani.
你父親耽擱了 沒法去下一個會議 Your father got pulled away and he can't take his next meeting.
怎么回事 what happened?
他沒說 但他讓你去他下午兩點的會面 He didn't say, but he asked that you take his 2:00 p.m.
-就在公司會議室 -見誰 - In the conference room. - Who's in there?
市長候選人貝特·波特 Mayoral candidate Bette Porter.
她不是落后米爾納嗎 Isn't she trailing Milner?
是 但她準備縮小差距 She is, but she's poised to close the gap.
-跟我說說 -如果當選 - Brief me. - If elected,
貝特·波特會成為洛杉磯首位女市長 Bette Porter will be L.A.'s first female mayor.
她也是首位公開出柜的候選人 She's also the first openly gay candidate.
觀點非常進步 Her views are very progressive.
波特女士 Ms. Porter.
丹妮·努涅茲 Dani Nunez,
-傳媒總監 -幸會 - Director of Communications. - Pleasure to meet you.
這位是皮爾斯·威廉姆斯 我的競選主管 This is Pierce Williams, my campaign manager.
對 我們在加希蒂的第一次競選上見過 Yeah, I believe we met on Garcetti's first bid.
-是 很高興再見到你 -彼此 - Yes. Good to see you again. - Likewise.
我父親說非常抱歉 他沒法趕來了 My father's deeply sorry, but he won't be able to make it.
好吧 我希望他沒事 Oh, well, I hope everything's okay.
我相信是的 請坐吧 I'm sure it will be. Please, have a seat.
所以 你替你父親工作嗎 So you work for your father?
是的 I do.
我想我是為這份工作而生的 I like to think I was bred for the job.
我在斯坦福念的傳媒學 I studied Communications at Stanford
然后去南加大讀了研究生 and then I did my graduate work at USC,
但這里的卻也有些裙帶成分 but it is possible there was some nepotism involved,
如果您是那么想的話 if that's what you're thinking.
-你覺得靠譜嗎 -你呢 - You feel close? - Do you feel it?
-沒覺得 -不 - No. - No.
每個都不對勁 不 None of them are right. No.
不是我的風格 They don't feel like me.
至少奧茲醫生是陰道蒸洗的擁護者 At least Dr. Oz is a vaginal steaming advocate.
我04年就做過陰道整形 I did vaginal rejuvenation in '04.
陰道在那之后變異過嗎 Have vaginas changed since then?
沒有 No, they have not.
-對 -我知道那很討厭 - No. - I know it sucks,
但我們希望 如果聽了電視臺這一回 but, hopefully, if we give the network this win,
他們能給我們更多發揮空間 they'll be more inclined to allow us to stretch
找更有政治頭腦的人選來 to include more politically-minded candidates.
對 比如我心愛的羅克珊·蓋伊 Right, like my beloved Roxane Gay.
沒錯 Exactly.
我今早接到一通電話 I got a phone call this morning
是我研究生時候的老朋友打來的 from an old friend of mine from grad school.
她在給一個很有意思的人當助理 She's working as an aide to a very interesting person.
好 繼續 Okay, listening.
電視臺想拓寬我們節目的收視群體 The network wants to broaden our demographic.
想讓我們吸引更多目標外的觀眾 對吧 They want to attract a more far-reaching audience, right?
艾麗絲想要鎖定酷兒 社會和政治上 Alice wants to keep it queer, queer-adjacent,
和酷兒相關的 uh, social, political.
會是誰 我有預感是個奧巴馬等級的要來 Who's it gonna be? I smell an Obama coming.
卡瑪拉 Kamala.
你能請到她嗎 Can you get her?
對 Yeah.
在她原來還當地檢的時候 我因為 I interviewed her for a documentary I made
自己拍的一部刑事司法改革紀錄片采訪過她 on criminal justice reform back when she was a D.A.
這太棒了 你必須約到她 This is amazing. You have to book her.
我等不及問她 I cannot wait to ask her
真實但又不合適的問題了 real but also inappropriate questions.
-對吧 -天哪 - Right? - Oh, my God.
我真高興這季能有你 I'm so glad you're here this season.
都要實現了 It's all happening.
我還是繼續約奧茲醫生 作為后備好了 I'll keep Dr. Oz warm, just as a backup.
不用 Okay, we're not.
-好吧 -不用了 - Okay, fine. - Yeah, yeah.
好 我們想點問題 來吧 Okay, let's get some questions. Let's go.
我們想改建林肯高地監獄 We want to convert the Lincoln Heights Jail
擴大公司的辦公區域 to expand our corporate offices.
我們知道那是個熱門地塊 We know it's been a hotly contested area,
但我們有足夠的資金 but we do have capital in place
去投資那種規模的項目 to invest in a project of that scale.
我問一句 你們的資金來源是什么 I just, I have to ask: what's the source of your capital?
我父親的政治性捐款 My father's political contributions,
都是通過我們的基金會進行 they're made through our foundation,
完全和我們家族的企業分離 entirely separate from our family's company.
我想你沒有回答那個問題 I don't think you answered the question.
我們有多元化的投資組合 We have a diverse portfolio.
涉及各個領域 Investments in everything
從生物醫學研究到農業... from biomedical research to agriculture...
給生物醫學研究方面的資金 And the funding for the biomedical research,
是來自藥品銷售嗎 does that come from the sale of pharmaceuticals?
我們為傷殘軍人設計義肢 波特女士 We design prosthetics for wounded warriors, Ms. Porter.
我知道 I understand,
但你們是否也生產阿片類藥物呢 but do you also invest in the production of opioids?
義肢可不會憑空造出來 Prosthetics don't pay for themselves.
我明白了 I see.
我們唯一關心的 就是找到最佳人選 Our only interest here is finding the best person
來管理這座城市 to run this city,
我們相信您就是那個人 and we believe that person is you.
我不買你的帳 I'm not buying what you're selling.
我們的現任市長就買了 Our current mayor bought it.
我不是他 I'm not him.
波特女士 Ms. Porter.
你知道我為什么要競選市長嗎 Do you know why I'm running for office?
恐怕不知道 I can't say that I do.
就是因為你們這樣的人 It's because of people like you.
你們所銷售的產品正是痛苦的根源 The products you're pushing are the cause of suffering.
它們導致了我們城市歷史上最嚴重的 They have contributed to the worst opioid crisis
阿片類藥物危機 our city has ever faced,
而你們想修建辦公室的那個地塊 and that property that you want to turn into corporate offices,
可以被用作長期的康復中心 that could be used as a long-term rehab facility.
雖然我可能理解 And while I might understand
一個白人直男對此的故意無視 the willful ignorance of a straight white man,
但我真的不明白 I'm having a hard time
你怎么也能熟視無睹 understanding how you could turn a blind eye.
所以我猜 其實我想知道的是 So I guess what I really want to know is
你晚上怎么睡得著覺 how the hell do you sleep at night?
我的職責是為你引薦潛在捐贈人 My job is to introduce you to potential donors.
努涅茲可是個大戶 Nunez is a big player.
我說了 我永遠不會拿大藥企的錢 I've told you, I'm never taking money from big pharma.
我知道你對那個問題很敏感 I know you have a sensitivity around that particular issue,
-但你... -去它的敏感 - but you need... - Fuck sensitivity.
別再給我安排這種會面了 Don't ever set up another meeting like that again.
任何情況下 我都不會愿意 I am not willing, under any circumstances,
在價值觀上妥協 to compromise my values.
知道了 Noted.
-這次會面從沒發生過 -好的 - That meeting never happened. - Never happened.
-從沒發生過 -從沒發生過 - Never happened. - Never happened.
那會面還真是精彩 Well, that was a fucking shitshow.
-對不起 丹妮... -以后 - I'm sorry, Dani... - In the future,
你要么自己去開這種會 you need to either take those meetings yourself
要么讓我更好地準備 or prep me better.
她讓我覺得自己像個傻子 She made me feel like an idiot.
-你去哪了 爸 -我們遇到了問題 - Where were you, Dad? - We have a problem.
什么問題 What is it?
我們一位雇員的兒子用藥過量 One of our employee's son's overdosed.
你要趕快應對 You're going to take point on this.
盡量占據先機 Get ahead of it as much as you can.
我需要你為我們處理好他 I need you to handle him for us.
-我明白了 -好 - I understand. - Okay.
杰克 Jack.
-你好 -難以置信 - Hi. - I can't believe this.
我才跟他見面 他已經戒毒了... I just saw him, and he'd been clean, and...
-都怪我 -不是 - I did this. - No, you didn't.
就是我 是我們 我是說... Yeah, I did. We did. I mean...
-這都是我們的錯 -杰克 別說了 - This is all our fault. - Jack. Stop.
坐下 Sit down.
這正是媒體們希望你去想的 That is exactly what the media wants you to think.
他們會努力把你兒子的死和你的工作聯系起來 They'll try to connect your work here with your son's death.
但是他們錯了 But they're wrong.
杰克 Jack.
你知道我們在這都做些什么 ...you know what we do here.
我們不是壞人 We are not the bad guys.
你 我 我父親 Me, you, my father?
我們也是一家人 We are a family, too.
你不能讓他們分裂我們 You can't let them tear us apart.
我知道 我知道 但是我們在這做的事情 Yeah, I know, I know, but what we do here...
停 聽我說 Stop. Listen to me.
你的兒子不能變成一個冰冷的數據 Your son cannot be a statistic.
他是個人 他是你的兒子 He was a person. He was your son.
對 他是 Yeah, he was.
他是 He was...
我的寶貝兒子 my little boy.
正是 Exactly.
你說得對 You're right.
現在跟我說說 他都喜歡做什么 Now tell me, what did he love to do?
米基是個人 Mikey was a person.
他不是什么淫穢的新聞報道 He was not a salacious news story.
他熱愛生活 喜歡釣魚 下棋 He loved life. He loved to fish, play chess.
請相信我所說的 Please believe me when I say
很抱歉您痛失愛子 that I am deeply sorry for your loss.
他很風趣 他也是被愛著的 He was funny, and he was loved.
米基是特別的 Mikey was special.
他處理得很好 He's handling this very well.
可不是他 That's not him.
是你之前見的那個女人 That's the woman you met earlier.
他接受過指導了 He's been coached.
太遺憾了 她站錯隊了 Too bad she works for the wrong side.
我兒子的死是場悲劇 ...death of my son was a tragedy
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但和我的工作無關 that has nothing to do with my work.
非常感謝你能騰出寶貴的時間 Thank you very much for giving us your time today.
你干得不錯 You did good.
謝謝爸爸 Thanks, dad.
不是吧 Come on.
該死 Shit.
-該死 -等一下 我來 - Dammit. - Oh, wait, here.
-不不 沒事的 -我來幫你 - Oh, no, no. It's okay. - Let me help.
沒關系的 把那個給我 No, no, it's okay. Um, here, give me that one.
好了 Yeah.
謝謝 你 你確定要搬兩把嗎 Thank you. You s... You sure you got both of those?
對 你看 Yeah, um, yeah. Here. See?
好吧 Okay.
順便說一下 這些都很好看 很美 These-these are beautiful, by the way, these are gorgeous.
謝謝 我前任討厭死它們了 Thank you. My ex hated them.
他們都覺得太占地方了 They thought they took up too much space.
不 它們多好看 對了你是從哪搬過來的 No, these are amazing. Where are you moving from, by the way?
-回聲公園 -回聲公園 - Echo Park. - Oh, Echo Park!
我超愛回聲公園 天啊 我有個朋友 I love Echo Park. Oh, my God, no, I got friends...
天啊 Oh, my God.
沒關系 That's okay.
-沒事的 -太對不起了 - It's fine. - I'm so sorry.
沒事 我能修好 我是新的物業管理員 It's okay, I can fix it. I'm the new propeﬂy manager.
-所以 -好 - So. .. - Okay.
好 那太好了 Good. That's good.
那個 如果有什么別的東西 Well, if you need me
也需要我幫你打碎的話 to break anything else,
你知道去哪找我 you know where I live.
知道了 Noted.
過會兒要去吃晚飯嗎 Um, would you want to grab dinner later?
-好啊 -真的嗎 - Yeah. - Yeah?
好啊 你們要去哪吃 Sure. Where you guys going?
他們 對啊 Oh, them. Yes.
我去問問他們想去哪 I will ask them where they want to go.
或者 可以我們兩個人單獨去 You know, or it could just maybe be you and me,
不帶他們 and not them.
行 好啊 Yeah. Sure.
聽起來不錯 Sounds fun.
好 Yeah.
現在說這個可能有點奇怪 Oh, um, and this is weird timing, probably,
但是我們的灶臺燈已經壞了好幾年了 but our stove light's been out for a few years...
如果你不介意的話 或許 If you don't mind, maybe...
我會記在清單上的 I'll add it to the list.
好 Cool.
靠 Fuck!
她真的拒絕了嗎 She really said no?
卡瑪拉對這類節目不感興趣 Kamala's not interested in doing this kind of show.
哪種節目 有趣的女權節目 What kind is that? Like a fun, feminist one
節目上還可以喝咖啡喝酒 where you can drink coffee and wine?
她覺得對目前的她來說這個平臺太小了 She thinks it's too small for where she's at right now.
-太操蛋了 -我知道 - Oh, that is fucked. - I know.
對 不 Yeah. No.
但是你知道嗎 更操蛋的是 You know what, though? What's more fucked
你說你能請到她 is you said you could get her.
我有理由相信她會同意 I had reason to believe that she'd say yes.
她競選參議員的時候我采訪過她 I-I interviewed her when she ran for senate.
我和她的助手有私交 我想著 I have a personal relationship with her aide, I mean--
但是這是一個完全不同的平臺 But this is a totally different platform.
-我知道 我只是 -不 索菲 - I know. I just-- - No, Sophie,
你不能承諾自己做不到的事情 you can't overpromise me things.
我知道了 I understand.
好了 行吧 好吧 Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah.
所以我要聽奧茲醫生這個男性跟我解釋 Yeah. So I'm gonna listen to Dr. Oz mansplain to me
陰道是怎么回事 how a vagina works.
對 Yeah.
太好了 It's great.
工作中最美好的一天 It's a great day at work.
真他娘的是噩夢 It's a fuckin' nightmare.
歌曲"I'll Die anyway" 演唱Girl In Red
靠 Fuck.
你的床裝好了 Uh, your bed's all good.
謝了 非常感謝 Oh, thanks. I appreciate it.
小事 Sure.
還多出了幾個螺絲 Hey, I got a couple extra screws,
可能不是什么好兆頭 所以 which is probably not a great sign, so...
有什么問題的話就告訴我 let me know if you have any problems.
我會回來修好的 I'll come back, fix it.
當然了 不收費 No charge, obviously.
行了 桌子上有錢 All right, there's money on the table.
不用了 艾麗絲給過錢了 Oh, no, that's cool. Alice paid me.
那就當成小費吧 Oh, well, then just take it as a tip.
感覺有點奇怪 I feel kind of weird about that.
但是如果你有啤酒的話來我想來一杯 I would love a beer if you have one, though.
當然 那邊還有 Uh... uh, sure. There's more over there.
天吶 太好了 Oh, my God. Awesome.
你這風景不錯 哥們 You got a sick spot, man.
謝了 Thanks.
如果你還有家具 If you get any more furniture,
需要我組裝的話 need me to put it together...
我也會做東西 Or I can build stuff.
什么都會 內嵌櫥柜 桌子 Anything. Built-ins, tables.
使用工具這方面我更像個傳統的女同 所以 I'm, like, a traditional lesbian when it comes to tools, so...
行 All right.
哥們 Man...
我心目中住在洛杉磯就是這樣的 this is what I thought living in L. A. was gonna be like.
你知道嗎 You know?
-你是哪里人 -密蘇里州 - Where you from? - Missouri.
現在我住在韓國城的一間臥室里 And now I live in a one bedroom in Koreatown
和其他五個女孩合租 with five other girls.
對 太慘了 Yeah, it sucks.
-我也經歷過 -真的嗎 - I been there. - Really?
對 Oh, yeah.
如果你需要地方住的話 Well, if you ever need some space,
后面應該還有空出來的臥室 I think there's some extra bedrooms in the back.
等等 你是認真的嗎 Wait, are you serious?
對 Yeah.
我天 太好了 Holy shit. That's awesome.
謝謝 這真的 Thank you. That's, like...
我都不知道該說什么好了 謝謝你 I don't even know What to say. Thank you.
小事一樁 No problem.
奎拉 我討厭這樣 我想你 就是這樣
誰呀 Who's that?
我太太 My wife.
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-你今天干不錯 卡麗妮婭 -謝謝爸爸 - You did Well today, Carifia. - Thanks, Dad.
我和董事會都談過了 The board and I have talked it over,
我們一致同意你理應得到提拔 and we all agree that you deserve a promotion.
什么 What?
高級副總裁 Senior vice president.
我 我都不知道該說什么了 I-I-I don't know what to say.
你應得的 You deserve it.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們這個周末慶祝 We'll celebrate this weekend.
我去預定一個好地方 I'll make reservations somewhere nice, hmm?
好 我帶著索菲 Yeah. I'll-I'll ask Sophie.
誰 Who?
我開玩笑呢 邀請你朋友過來吧 I'm just kidding. Invite your friend.
爸爸 你知道她不僅是我的朋友 Dad, you know she's not just my friend.
對 是的 Yes, yes.
我其實準備 I actually was--
我覺得年輕的時候享樂很重要 I think it's important to have fun when you are young.
我們周末見 I'll see you this weekend, hmm?
小心開車 Drive safely.
語音信箱 索菲
寶貝 是我 Hey, baby, it's me.
該死 我今天過得太糟心了 Shit, I had a fuckity fucked up day.
希望你能過得好一些 Uh, I hope yours was better than that.
我就是打電話問候一下 說一聲我愛你 I was just calling to say hi to let you know I love you,
因為我確實愛你 'cause I do.
而且我迫不及待等你回家 And I can't wait for you to get home
打你的小屁屁 so I can smack that ass.
糟糕 艾麗絲好像聽見了 就這樣吧 Shit, I think Alice just heard that. Okay, whatever.
我愛你 I love you.
我給你做晚飯 你想吃什么 I'll make dinner. You got any requests?
算了 我就做點拿手的吧 Never mind, I'll just make something good.
好了 愛你 Okay, I love you.
很愛 很愛 Again, like, a lot.
好了 拜拜 Okay, bye.
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
很榮幸地請出 it is my pleasure to welcome
洛杉磯下一位市長 the next mayor of Los Angeles,
貝特·波特 Bette Porter.
流浪人口危機威脅著洛杉磯 The homelessness crisis has hit L.A.,
毫不留情地拷問著我們的身份 and it tears at the very fabric of who we are
和信仰 and what we believe in.
而政府 本應該在這種情況下 And the government, the government is meant to help
施以援手 in times like these.
本應該保護城市人口中 It's meant to protect the most vulnerable
最脆弱的部分 in our population.
我們需要改變 現在就改變 We need change, and we need it now.
我相信我就是這種改變的代言人 And I believe that I am the face of that change.
現在 我想回答大家的問題 And now, I'd-- I'd like to open it up to questions.
我想聽聽你們的想法 I want to hear from you.
我想知道是什么讓你們夜不能寐 I want to know what keeps you up at night.
工作人員準備好了話筒 The staff has mics.
請 Yes?
在競選之前 Prior to running for office,
你曾任洛杉磯市 you were the Director of Cultural Affairs
文化局局長 for the City of Los Angeles.
沒錯 That's correct.
你是否記得 While you served as director,
在任職期間上了我的老婆 do you remember fucking my wife?
請問和自己的已婚員工 How does sleeping with Felicity Adams,
費利西蒂·亞當斯發生關系 a married employee of yours,
是如何讓你有資格當市長的 make you qualified to be the mayor?
-別碰我 -把他趕出去 把他趕出去 - Do not touch me! - Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
你真無恥 波特女士 你真無恥 Shame on you, Ms. Porter! Shame on you!
貝特 貝特 貝特 Bette. Bette, Bette.
我們走 來 跟我走 Let's go. Come on. Come on.
-問答環節到此結束 -這邊 - No more questions at this time. - Come on.
問答環節到此結束 來 No questions at this time, please. Here.
該死 Shit.
我得給安吉打電話 I need to call Angie.
我不想讓她在推特上看到這個消息 I don't want her to read about this on fucking Twitter.
明白 Got you.
大銀行吞小銀行 Big bank take lil' bank.
我們應該紋情侶紋身 We should get matching tattoos.
是嗎 You think?
是的 Yeah.
嗯 挺酷的 Yeah. Be pretty cool.
怎么了 What?
-沒什么 -好吧 那么 - Nothing. - Yeah, right. Well...
我們來自拍吧 Let's take a selfie.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你手機開機了嗎 Uh, is your phone on?
沒有 我媽總跟蹤我 怎么了 No. My mom tracks me. Why?
她那邊出了點事情 Well, there's some shit going on with her.
她到底跑哪去了 Where the fuck is she?
-她不會有事的 -我給她發信息 - I'm sure she's fine. - I'll text her.
-我都要氣死了 -她是個好孩子 - I'm just so fucking angry. - She's a good kid.
我知道 不 我是在生我自己的氣 I know. No. I'm angry at myself.
潮熱了 Hot ﬂash?
是的 離死不遠了 Yes. Death is coming.
競選的是你打算怎么辦 So what are you gonna do about the campaign?
我的顧問們說我應該退出 My advisors told me that I should drop out.
-胡扯 -你不能退出 - Oh, that's bullshit. - You can't do that.
不好意思 我不覺得有什么大不了的 I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is.
她把下屬給睡了 She slept with an employee.
-雙方自愿的 -可她是已婚人士 - It was consensual. - But she was married.
好吧 我搞砸了 Okay, so I fucked up.
我覺得是因為你是同性戀 I think it's because you're gay.
我認為問題在于費利西蒂是同性戀 Well, I think the problem is Felicity's gay
而這讓她老公覺得自己不夠爺們 and it makes her husband feel like less of a man,
無論這意味著什么 I mean, whatever that means.
這個最有道理 That makes the most sense.
但是他們想把你塑造成男性捕食者 But they're trying to paint you like these male predators.
我可能跟他們沒什么區別 And I might be just like them.
不不不 那是恥辱 No, no, no, no, no. That's shame.
你應該發表一份聲明 You should make a statement.
-你應該來讓我的節目 -為什么 不 - You should come on my show. - What? Why? No.
我可以給你提供一個平臺說說你的想法 I can give you a platform to tell your side.
對 你可以告訴他們你是什么樣的人 Yeah. You can tell them who you are.
但是我現在也不知道自己是什么人了 But I don't know who I am right now.
你是了不起的貝特·波特 You're Bette fucking Porter.
安吉 Angie?
謝天謝地 失陪一下 安吉 Thank God. Could you guys excuse us, please? Angie!
-咱們走吧 -你想吃墨西哥卷之類的嗎 - Let's get out of here. - You Want to get a burrito or something?
不 我想吃漢堡 No, I want a burger.
安吉 Angie!
我恨你 你把一切都毀了 I hate you! You ruin everything!
沒關系 但是你不能逃學玩失蹤 That's fine, but you cannot ditch school and go MIA.
那又怎樣 你還跟別人上床呢 Whatever. You fucked somebody...
不許你再這樣跟我說話 Hey! You do not get to talk to me that way.
不 你做得每一件事都成了我的困擾 No. Everything you do becomes my fucking problem.
你知不知道做你女兒有多丟人 Do you know know how humiliating it is to be your daughter?
等一下 你嗑藥了嗎 Wait, are you high right now?
-沒有 -你這是鬧的哪門子 - No. - Are you kidding me?
住手 住手 Stop. Stop!
-不 住手 -我要翻... -No, stop! Stop it. - I'm looking...
我要看看 I'm gonna check.
-我們吸了電子煙 -那是什么 - We vaped. - What does that mean?
-哪種電子煙 大麻嗎 -對 - Vaped what? Pot? - Yeah.
但不是我的 是喬迪的 But I don't have it, Jordi does.
安吉 你不能抽大麻 Angie... you cannot smoke pot.
-不違法 -違法 - It's not illegal. - Yes, it is.
你16歲了 You are 16 years old.
我要和蒂媽住在一起 I want to live with Mama T.
你想讓我現在就給她打電話 Do you want me to call her right now
告訴她你今天都做什么了嗎 and tell her what you did today?
行 我就告訴她你跟別人睡了 Fine. I'll just tell her that you fucked somebody.
我敢肯定她已經聽說了 I'm pretty sure she already heard.
把你手機給我 你被禁足了 Give me your phone. You're grounded.
如果你以為傷害了你我卻一點都不痛苦的話 And if you think it doesn't pain me to know that I hurt you,
那你就錯了 我很抱歉 you are wrong, and I'm deeply sorry.
你不應該受到這種待遇 You deserve better.
該死 真是見了鬼的一天 Oh, fuck, what a shitty fucking day!
天啊 這一天真夠受的 Hi. God, that was a long one.
能給我一杯酒嗎 Can I get a glass of wine?
好的 我其實已經給你倒了一杯 Well, yeah, I actually poured you a glass right over there.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 Oh, boy. Ooh.
哇 外面 Hey. Wow, that's really,
真的挺好看 that's really nice out there.
我喜歡你對著電視講話的樣子 I love the way that you talk to the TV.
我喜歡你跳舞時 A-And I love that you dance
閉著眼睛的樣子 with your eyes closed.
你這是怎么了 What are you doing?
你就是我要找的那個人 You're my person.
不 No.
是 Yes.
我的人生永遠都需要你 I need you in my life forever.
別瞎鬧 Do not fuck with me.
天啊 Oh, my God.
索菲·蘇亞雷斯 Sophie Suarez...
你愿意嫁給我嗎 will you marry me?
答應我 嫁給我好嗎 Please? Will you marry me, please?
好 Yes.
-真的 -真的 - Yes? - Yes.
真的 真的 真的 Yes, yes, yes.
天啊 你等了那么長時間才同意 God, you waited a long time to say yes.
我不敢相信你要當我老婆了 I can't believe you're gonna be my wife.
這簡直...天啊 This is just... Oh, man.
天啊 Oh, my...
天啊 Oh, my God.
沒關系 It's okay.
不 不 不行 Oh, no. No, it's not okay.
戴不上 It doesn't fit.
戒指就是父系社會的一個象征 Rings are just a symbol of the patriarchy.
是的 但是我還是想給你買一個 Yeah, but I still want you to have one.
好吧 那我就戴 Yeah, I'll still take it.
我拿去調整一下尺寸 I'll get it resized.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
搞什么 Fuck!
-求婚了嗎 -我跟她說應該等一會 - Did you do it? - I told her we should wait.
我緊張了 突然就安靜了 Hey, I got nervous. It got quiet.
求婚了嗎 答應了嗎 Did you do it? So?
是的 我們訂婚了 我們訂婚了 Yeah, we're engaged! We're engaged!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我愛你 我太幸福了 I love you. I'm so happy-
天啊 Oh, my God.
我不敢相信你們倆早就知道 I can't believe you both knew.
我也不敢相信我能管住自己的嘴 I can't believe I kept my mouth shut.
我是伴郎吧 I get to be best man, right?
那當然了 來 Yeah! Of course. What? Come on!
大家準備好錄節目了嗎 Are you guys ready for the show?
讓我聽到你們的熱情 Let me hear you.
這就對了 There we go.
你們準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
好了 在座的各位 All right, you guys-
她來了 Here she is,
-所有人耳熟能詳的名字 -喝水嗎 - the name on everybody's lips. - Water?
你能行的 你是艾麗絲 You got this. You're Alice.
你是炙手可熱的人物 You're the name on everybody's lips.
艾麗絲 Alice!
大家好 謝謝 謝謝 Hi. Thank you. Thank you.
非常感謝 好了 好了 Thank you so much. Please. Please, please, please.
謝謝 回到臺上真是太好了 Thank you. Oh, it is so great to be back.
真的 我特別想念你們 It really is. I have missed you all so much.
剛才那個熱場挺長啊 Uh-- that hiatus was really long, wasn't it?
感覺就像是 過了十年差不多 Felt like it was, like, a decade or something. Huh?
-是不是 希瑟 -確實是 - Right, Heather? - Sure did.
你已經認識我的第三個表妹了 Yeah, oh, you met my third cousin?
是的 對的 Yes. Ha. Yeah.
假期過得怎么樣 And-- So how was your break?
我一直在谷區的 I was just hanging out
合租單身公寓里瞎玩 in my, uh, shared studio apartment in the Valley,
就等著節目回歸了 just waiting for the show to come back.
好吧 你總是把 Yeah. Is there a reason
合租的事掛在最邊上是不是有什么原因 you keep bringing up that you share an apartment?
我只知道 I just know that
你家有一個多余的臥室 you have an extra bedroom at your house
-還特別精致 -好吧 - and it's real fancy. - Okay. Oh...
不 我明白了 No, I get it.
拿鐵明天見 See you latte.
好了 女士們先生們以及其他朋友門 All right, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between,
我特別榮幸地請出 it is my absolute pleasure to welcome
我的閨蜜 洛杉磯市長候選人 my dear friend and candidate for L.A. mayor--
她喜歡喝加一份粗糖的黑咖啡 she likes her coffee black with one raw sugar--
貝特·波特 Bette Porter!
感謝你來上節目 Well, thank you so much for coming.
-謝謝你請我來 -徹底揭秘一下 - Thank you for having me. - Uh, full disclosure,
我們已經相識25年了 we've known each other for about 25 years.
沒錯 Yes, that's right.
在這25年里 我對你寬容過嗎 Okay, and in those 25 years, have I ever gone easy on you?
網開一面過嗎 Cut you any slack?
-放你一馬過嗎 -從來都沒有 Let you off the hook? Not even for
-一天都沒有 艾麗絲 -好吧 - a single day, Alice. - Yeah. Okay.
那么 你的投票人知道你十來年前 So, do your voters know that you stole a billboard
偷過一塊公告板嗎 in the mid-aughts?
我們借的 艾麗絲 Uh, we-we borrowed it, Alice.
"我們" 我們借的 Oh, "we" we borrowed it.
你是說... 好吧 好吧 你是打算 Oh, you're put-- Okay. Okay. Were you gonna
在截稿的時候說的嗎 因為我沒收到這一條 keep that on the DL? Because I didn't get that memo.
-我們應該說了 -好吧 我沒看到 - I think we should. - Yeah. Well, I missed that.
好了 我們再挖點料 All right, let's dig in.
如果你一直生活在重壓之下 So, in case you've been living under a rock,
昨天的論壇 yesterday during a forum,
一位經確認名為泰勒·亞當斯的男子 a man who's since been identified as Tyler Adams
公開指責市長候選人貝特·波特 publicly accused mayoral candidate Bette Porter
和他的妻子有染 of having an affair with his wife.
是真的嗎 是的 Is that correct? That's correct.
那你今天為什么想來上節目呢 So why did you want to come on the show today?
為什么不讓這種事情 I mean, why not let something like that
慢慢平息呢 just kind of blow over?
因為我不會因羞愧而選擇沉默 Well, because I won't be shamed into silence.
從歷史上來說 I mean, historically,
我這個位置的女人通常會這樣 that's what happens to women in my position.
我們感到羞愧 然后就退出了 但是我不會 We're shamed and then we stand down, but I won't.
現在不會 以后也不會 Not now, not ever.
那么 你因為 So, are you sorry
和已婚女士發生關系而感到抱歉嗎 that you slept with a married woman?
這很難說 因為我 Well, it's tricky because I-I...
不想讓大家認為 在我的意識里 I don't want anyone to think that I'm okay
造成別人的痛苦是我所謂的 因為我這么想 with causing another person pain, because I'm not.
但我又不想讓這一切看起來像是在 But I also don't want it to seem like I'm apologizing
為了跟一個你情我愿的成年人發生關系而道歉 for having a relationship with a consenting adult
因為這也是我不愿意 because that's also a message
表達的一種信息 that I'm not comfortable sending.
那你不覺得有錯了 So you're not sorry?
我認為我已經回答這個問題了 I think I answered the question.
沒那么簡單 It's not that that simple.
演播室里開始有點熱了 It's getting a little hot in here.
我直接告訴你整個事件中 Can I just tell you the most frustrating part
最讓人沮喪的部分吧 of this whole ordeal?
請講 Please.
很難讓人專心致志 I mean, it's distracting.
人們寧愿把注意力集中在讓人興奮的事情上 People would rather focus on what's titillating
也不愿直面死亡 than stare death in the face.
現實是 城市陷入了危機 有人生命垂危 And the fact is, our city is in crisis and people are dying.
我知道 I know
你參加競選有非常真實的理由 that you have a very real reason that you're running.
一個非常私人的原因 A very personal reason.
來說說這個吧 Why won't you talk about it?
因為盡管這周發生了很多事 Because despite this week's events,
我都選擇了不讓別人知道自己的私人生活 I've chosen to keep my private life private.
可是電視機前的觀眾們 But those people out there,
想知道你是怎樣的人 they want to know who you are,
想知道你的理念 not just what you stand for.
好吧 Okay-
我是一個女人 I'm a woman.
我是同性戀 雙種族 I'm gay, I'm biracial.
我是一位母親 Um, I'm a mother
女兒特別優秀 to an extraordinary daughter.
我是別人的前妻 我是一位朋友 I'm an ex-wife, uh, a friend.
我認為我是一位非常忠實的朋友 I think I'm a really loyal friend.
是的 Yeah.
我是一個女兒 Uh, I'm a daughter,
我是妹妹 I'm-I'm a sister.
我 Uh... and I'm...
我就是你 ...and I'm you.
我是你們的一分子 I'm-- I am a part of you.
我真這么覺得 I really feel that.
我是你們當中想要做得更好的那部分 You know, I'm that part of you that wants to do better.
我們是你們當中熱愛這座城市 I'm that part of you that loves this city
希望看到所有社區繁榮發展的那部分 and wants to see all of its communities thrive.
我是你們當中會犯錯誤的那部分 I'm that part of you that makes mistakes.
我知道我讓我愛的人失望了 And I know I've disappointed people that I love.
這種錯誤我不想再犯了 And that's not a mistake that I want to make again.
我希望我的輕率之舉 And I hope that my indiscretions
不會影響我的偉大目標 don't cloud my greater purpose,
因為我知道 because while I know
自己不是個完美的信使 I'm not the perfect messenger,
但我有完美的消息 I do have the perfect message.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們馬上回來 We'll be right back.
歌曲"Low Key" 演唱Broox J
寶貝 Hey. Hi, honey.
好了 Hey. Hi. Okay.
貝特 Bette?
謝謝你同意見我 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
我只是好奇你找我什么事 So, I'm just so curious to know what I can do for you.
坐下說吧 Would you like to have a seat?
不了 謝謝 No, thank you.
我就不說廢話了 波特女士 I am not gonna bullshit you, Ms. Porter.
我覺得你也挺忙的 I don't think you've got the time.
多謝理解 Well, I appreciate that.
我同事的兒子那天晚上死了 My colleague's son died the other night.
海洛因吸食過量 23歲 Heroin overdose. 23 years old.
我看到了 I saw.
直到昨天 我都說服自己 Up until yesterday, I managed to convince myself
我的工作就是保護好 that my job was to protect the company
讓我豐衣足食的公司 that afforded me the life that I have.
保護好把公司一手建立起來的人 Protect the people who helped build it from the ground up.
繼續 Go on.
你那天問我 晚上是怎么能睡得著的 You asked me the other day how l sleep at night,
可事實是 but the truth is,
我睡不著 I don't.
我工作做得很像樣 I am damn good at my job,
但是我想為我相信的人工作 but I want to work for someone I believe in.
我今天來就是因為我相信你 And I came here today because I believe in you.
我不確定自己是否信任你 I'm not so sure that I trust you.
你的職業生涯是 You've started your professional life
從一個折衷行業開始的 in a compromised industry.
我知道 I know.
但是如果你想勝出 But if you want to win,
我覺得你需要我 I think you need me.