有人要杀我 Someone tried to kill me
那家伙拿着斧头 with a hatchet.
斧头? A hatchet?
我记起的下一件事 是有人朝我射了一箭 Next thing I knew, someone was shooting arrows at me.
...12号房 ...Room 12.
箭 Arrows?
这家伙不需要私家侦探 他需要心理医生 This man doesn't need a detective. He needs a psychiatrist.
弗兰克? Frank?
各位亲友 葬礼开始 Dearly beloved, let us begin.
斯蒂尔传奇 第二季 Episode 04
斯蒂芬妮·金伯里斯 饰 劳拉·霍尔特
皮尔斯·布鲁斯南 饰 雷明顿·斯蒂尔
奇婚记
有什么我可以帮你吗? May I help you?
呃 是的 我在-- Uh, yes, this is, uh--
先生? 请继续说 Y-yes? Sir, you'll have to speak up.
对不起 我在--呃-- Uh, I'm sorry. This is, uh--
我在12号房 This is room 12.
喂? Hello?
先生? 达农先生? Sir? Mr. Dannon?
我听不见你说话 达农先生? I can't hear you, sir. Mr. Dannon?
需要我做什么吗? Sir, can I help you?
达农先生? Mr. Dannon?
再来一批？ Ready for the next batch?
你对这种工作的热情可真让我惊讶 Your enthusiasm for this kind of work amazes me.
开玩笑吧? 这工作很有趣 Oh, are you kidding? This is fun.
我读了所有这些案卷 I've been reading through these cases,
阴谋诡计 浪漫爱情 还有-- and the intrigue, and the romance, and the--
噢! 还有那些惊心动魄的冒险 太刺激了! Ooh! The adventure. It's so dangerous.
有时候我甚至觉得 老板他完美得都有点不真实 Sometimes I think that our boss is too good to be true.
说到大英雄斯蒂尔先生 Speaking of the heroic Mr. Steele,
他不是应该早在一小时前就来帮忙的吗? wasn't he supposed to join us about an hour ago?
他可是日理万机的人啊 Oh, well, he has so much work to do,
所以我就和他说 这点小事 我们两个女人就绰绰有余了 That I told him that we girls could handle this by ourselves. Oh.
早安 女士们! Ah, good morning, ladies, good morning!
早安 先生 Oh, good morning, sir.
有几个电话找你 不过都不是什么急事 You have several phone calls, but nothing urgent. Hm. Ah.
早上来杯咖啡怎么样? Coffee this morning?
来杯茶就好了 米尔翠 Ah, tea, actually, Mildred.
没问题 老大! You got it, boss!
这女人真不可思议 对吧 充满活力 Oh, remarkable woman, eh? Filled with spirit,
全身心投入工作 consumed with dedication.
该到此为止了 This has got to stop.
我看还要花几个小时 你不觉得吗? Oh, a couple more hours should do it, I'd think. Don't you?
我没说这个 你和克雷布斯女士得谈一谈 I mean, you and our Miss krebs are
是吧? going to have a little talk. Really?
谈什么呢? What about, I wonder?
关于这个事务所的运作方式 About who really runs this agency.
要份文件 她说得先请示你 If I want a file, she asks you first.
拿个文件夹 她说也得先请示你 If I want a paper clip, she asks you first.
你不得不承认这位女士其实挺专一的 Well, you must admire the woman's consistency.
我不关心你具体怎么做 I don't care how you do it,
用什么方式都好 无论如何 Or which method you choose, but somehow
你得让她了解 我们俩起码平起平坐 you're going to convince her that we are at least equals.
噢! 劳拉 这样做的话-- Ah! But, Laura, think how it would shatter the--
不是会破坏那位女士心中的完美世界吗 The perfect harmony of that woman's universe.
眼下这种形势 I think in situations like this,
你懂的 You know, the truth is
真相带来的好处往往还抵不过麻烦呢 always more trouble than it's worth, don't you?
对不起 我找雷明顿·斯蒂尔 Ah, pardon me, but I'm looking for Remington Steele.
我就是 愿意为您效劳 您是-- Ah, yes, at your service, Mr., ah--
达农 弗兰克·达农 Oh, Dannon. Well, Frank Dannon.
我的忠实助手 劳拉·霍尔特 And my loyal associate, Laura Holt.
有什么我们可以效劳的 What can we do for you,
达农先生? Mr. Dannon?
我需要你们帮忙找个人 I need you to find someone.
很好 找谁? Excellent. Who?
我 Me.
你失忆了? And you can't remember anything about yourself?
什么都想不起来 霍尔特小姐 Not a thing, Miss Holt.
家庭 朋友呢? 也是一片空白？ No memories at all-- family, friends?
要不是汽车旅馆的服务员告诉我 I didn't even know my own
我连自己的名字都不知道 name until that motel operator told it to me.
我所记得的另一件事 是有人朝我射了一箭 Next thing I knew, someone was shooting arrows at me.
箭? Arrows?
听起来很古怪吧? Well, that's strange, huh?
很明显 It's abundantly clear that
我们在面对一例典型的失忆症 we're dealing with a classic case of amnesia,
健忘症有两种类型 Of which there are two
创伤型失忆和癔症型失忆 characteristic types: traumatic and hysterical.
既然这位先生的头上没有任何撞击 挫裂 In the absence of any bumps, bruises,
和其他明显的创伤 or other obvious injuries to the skull,
我想我们有把握推定 I think we're safe in
这个男人所患的是-- concluding that this man is suffering from...
癔症型失忆症 the hysterical form of the condition.
什么意思? Well, what does that mean?
最近某个人或某件事情 Someone or something
把你吓得魂飞魄散了 recently scared the living daylights out of you.
等等 Wait a minute.
有人想杀了我 Someone tried to kill me.
那个人拿着斧头 With a hatchet.
斧头? A hatchet?
不好意思 我们先失陪一下 Would you excuse us for a moment, please? Hmm.
箭 还有斧头? An arrow? A hatchet?
这家伙不需要私家侦探 他需要心理医生 This man doesn't need a detective. He needs a psychiatrist.
我得承认这不是个很有说服力的故事 I must admit it's not the most plausible story.
不过很明显 It's obvious the man has been on
他心理上受到了很大的打击 the receiving end of some terrible psychological blow.
即使是妄想狂也并非没有敌人啊 劳拉 After all, Laura, even paranoids have enemies.
那我们就给他推荐个不错的咨询机构 Then we'll refer him to a good counseling
在那儿他能到很好的帮助 service where he can get the kind of help he needs.
顺便问一句 你那套失忆症的调调是哪学的? By the way, where'd you get this stuff on amnesia?
"意乱情迷"? Spellbound?
是啊 还真有点 (注: 此处斯蒂尔说电影 劳拉又听错了^_^) Yes, I was, actually.
格利高里·派克 英格丽·褒曼 塞尔兹尼克电影公司 嗯 1945年出品 Gregory Peck, Ingrid Bergman, Selznick International, um, 1945.
当我没问 Why do I ask?
仔细考虑了您当前所面临的困境后 After giving careful consideration to your plight,
斯蒂尔先生决定-- Mr. Steele has decided--
真是"意乱情迷"啊 Spellbound?
也可能是"罗宾汉" Or robin hood.
"本店提供当代生存主义者所需的一切" "Everything for the modern survivalist."
这么查起来可够喝一壶的 This is kind of a long shot, isn't it?
你就不能说句好听点? Interesting choice of words.
我们没掌握什么你身份有关的信息 Until we can generate some information on who you are,
这支箭是现在唯一的线索 This arrow is all we have to go on.
你是店主吗? You the store manager?
正是 Affirmative.
小姑娘 手里没两把枪可阻止不了那些共党分子 (注: 1983年美苏关系低潮 星球大战计划启动) Little lady, you're not gonna stop too many commies with one of those.
想自保吗? 你需要我们提供的末日战备包 You need our basic armageddon package for self-defense.
我们对做买卖没兴趣-- We're not interested in purchasing--
那把它当投资好了 Think of it as an investment.
当苏俄红军出现在你家门外时 When the red army appears outside your door,
你会感谢上帝的... you're gonna thank the good lord...
因为你有足够的火力来保护自己的财产 You've got the firepower to protect your own perimeter.
不 你误会了-- No, you don't under--
如果手头不宽裕 If price is a problem,
我们还支持分期付款方式 不错吧 We got installment plans that'll blow you away.
瞧瞧 就算是官方配备的柯尔特手枪也不过如此了 Now, you just can't improve on the government-issue Colt:
自动 可靠 致命 automatic, dependable, lethal.
打住! 我们是私家侦探 Ten-hut! We're private investigators,
我们需要知道谁买过这样的箭 And we need to know who purchased this particular arrow.
你有保留购买记录吧 Do you keep records on that?
你当自己是谁? 昏了头的自由主义者... What are you? One of those flaming liberals...
想把这些箭从一个正派守法的公民手中夺走吗? Who wants to take arrows out of the hands of decent, law-abiding citizens?
你要干什么? What are you doing?
"硫磺岛浴血战" Sands of Iwo Jima,
约翰·韦恩 共和影业1949年 John wayne, republic, 1949.
大家都没事吧? Everybody all right?
我们没事 We're all right here.
我还好 没事 Yeah, I'm okay. I think so.
放马过来吧 你们这些异教徒 爷们准备好了! Come on, you heathens. We're ready for ya!
弗兰克? Frank?
一场悲剧 Tragic.
也让人印象深刻 But effective.
可别忘了是谁想到这个好主意的 Let's not forget who came up with the idea.
嘿 怎么样了 我什么都看不见 Hey, what's going on? I can't see anything.
好点了? Is that better?
好多了 你确定这能管用吗 斯蒂尔先生? Much. Are you sure this will work, Mr. Steele?
看看有谁来参加葬礼 At the very least we'll know more about you
至少能让我们对你了解更多一些 when we see who shows up.
丰富的罪案经验明确地告诉我 My experience with the criminal element leaves no doubt in my mind...
无论是谁想杀你 他一定都会在此现身 That whoever's trying to kill you will appear here...
与他那种堕落罪行相对应的 Out of some perverse sense of symmetry--
是一种异常心理冲动... A certain psychotic compulsion...
这将驱使他来确认罪行最终的结果 To confirm the ultimate resolution of the crime.
这样啊 可如果你想错了呢 斯蒂尔先生 Yeah, but what if you're wrong, Mr. Steele?
弄错? Wrong?
雷明顿·斯蒂尔? 笑话! Remington Steele?
看来起作用了 It seems to be working.
我很好奇她是什么人 I wonder who she is anyway.
我们还指望你告诉我们呢 We were hoping you could tell us.
也许是我妹妹 A sister, maybe?
我肯定来自一个大家庭 I must come from a large family.
各位亲友 葬礼开始 Dearly beloved, let us begin.
请死者的妻子上前 Will the wife of the deceased please step forward?
这位在葬礼上登记的名字是特瑞·洛威尔·达农 Terry Lowell Dannon, according to the funeral home register.
想起什么了吗? Ring any bells?
根本没印象 Total stranger.
2号寡妇 芭芭拉·特洛伊·达农 Widow number two, uh, Barbara troy dannon.
想不起-- No, I--
南茜·斯廷森·达农 有印象吗? Nancy Stinson dannon. Is this doing anything for you?
没有 No, I--
史蒂娜·马蒂诺·达农 Stella Martino dannon.
她不是我的菜 She's not my type.
你根本就不挑食 Everyone appears to be your type.
我是说 I-I mean, you seem to have...
你在欣赏女性方面颇具民主风范 达农先生 Such a democratic taste with women, Mr. Dannon.
下一个 米尔翠 Next slide please, Mildred.
噢 我倒希望我记得她 Oh, I wish I remembered her.
玛丽·霍威尔·达农 Mary Howell dannon. That's it.
五名妻子同时现身 Five wives at the same time.
啧啧啧啧 你这家伙 Tsk, tsk. Oh, boy.
我有五个老婆 I have five wives.
啊! Oh!
挺住 伙计 坚持住! Come on. Stay with us. Stay-- stay with us. Oh.
我们在这 There we go.
你还好吗? You all right?
我--有好些画面在脑海中闪回 Yes. I-- well, I-I-- I just keep having these flashes,
好像一个梦 like-- like in a dream.
不 像是一个噩梦 我-- No, no, more like a nightmare really. I--
一片混乱 And nothing makes sense until the end
最后有人拿着斧头想要杀我 when someone tries to kill me with a hatchet.
谁要杀你 Who's trying to kill you?
我没看见 Well, I can't see who.
可我知道那是个女人 but I know it's a woman.
我一点也不意外 What a surprise.
我知道了 I've got it.
真的? You do?
"海市蜃楼" 格里高利·派克 沃尔特·马修 环球影业 Mirage. Gregory Peck, Walter Matthau. Universal,
1965年出品 Eh, 1965.
呃--我不记得这部电影 Well, I-- I don't remember that one.
正常 I'm not surprised.
派克扮演一名身处绝境的失忆男子 Peck plays a man with amnesia who's in great danger.
他的头脑中有很多影像循环闪回 He has this recurring flashback
这最终帮助他解开了整个谜团 that unravels the entire mystery.
弗兰克的梦就是关键? And Frank's dream is the key?
完全正确 米尔翠 Precisely, Mildred.
太了不起了 斯蒂尔先生! Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Steele.
这简直令人惊诧 Oh, that's-- isn't it amazing...
您居然能从老电影入手 抓住问题的关键! How our boss uses even old movies to get to the heart of things?
多惊人呐 Stupefying.
可除开那把斧子之外 我记不得太多细节 Yeah, but I don't remember much about it, except for the hatchet!
别紧张 派克一开始也摸不着头脑 Relax. Peck couldn't figure it out
直到面对死亡才真正开窍 till he was staring death in the face.
那可太糟了 你觉得我们能提前点开窍吗? Oh, terrific. You think we might get there a little earlier?
幸运的是 我们现在有几个实打实的嫌疑人 Well, at least we have solid suspects.
准确的说 五个 Five, to be exact.
米尔翠 Mildred!
谁在乎啊? But who's counting?
我的妻子们? My wives?
她们中有一个可能想和你"闪离" Maybe one of them tried to give you a quickie divorce.
那我们怎么才能找出她呢 斯蒂尔先生? Well, how do we find out which one, Mr. Steele?
问得好 Excellent question.
霍尔特小姐 Uh, Miss Holt, why don't you run
让弗兰克试试我那个计划怎么样? Frank through that plan I've been devising, eh?
呃--好啊-- Yes. Well, uh-- well,
既然斯蒂尔先生策划了一场葬礼 Since it was Mr. Steele's idea to stage a funeral,
而比葬礼更好用的是-- What goes better with a funeral than--
复活! A wake!
差不多--和寡妇们来一次小小聚会 Of sorts-- a little get-together
昏天黑地的喝上一场 where the widows can drink to the dear departed.
你把所有嫌疑人聚到一起 And while you have all the
这样就有机会找出那个杀手 suspects under one roof, you smoke out the killer.
没错 Exactly.
精妙绝伦的主意 斯蒂尔先生 Oh, that's absolutely brilliant, Mr. Steele.
实在太精彩了 Ooh, it's just brilliant.
尽我所能而已 Well, one does what one can, Mildred.
冷盘我负责 I'll handle the cold cuts.
放反了 Wrong side.
是啊 Obviously.
现在差不多 Ahh. That's more like it.
我看上去像吗? How do I look?
再忧伤一点 A bit more distraught would help.
悲伤的肖像 A portrait of grief.
劳拉 我是芭芭拉 Laura, I'm Barbara.
真高兴你能来 I'm so glad you could come.
我的朋友 他是一名律师 斯特林·吉列 Oh, this is my friend and attorney, Sterling Gillette.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear of your loss,
达农夫人 这场悲剧真是太可怕-- Mrs. Dannon. So tragic and--
而且很古怪 And curious.
我今晚来这儿是想知道我们五个以后怎么办 I came tonight 'cause I want to know how five of us ended up in black.
我们本该下个星期就结婚的 We were supposed to be married next week.
听说葬礼的时候-- I was out of town when--
我正在城外--天哪! And then I heard of the funeral-- ohh!
宝贝 别哭了 Oh, baby, it's all right.
我明白你的感受 I know how you feel.
温文尔雅? Gentle? Mm-hmm.
弗兰克? Frank?
你开玩笑吧? You're joking, right?
不 我的弗兰克待人体贴 No. My Frank was so sweet.
那家伙根本就是头野兽-- Oh, the man was an animal--
牲口 纯的 Pure carnivore.
他有没有-- Didn't he ever--
嘿 伙计 女孩在聊私房话 Hey, pal, this is girl talk.
你瞪大两只牛眼看着算怎么回事? Why don't you go pour us a couple of shots, huh?
为何不进来呢 女士们 Why don't you come in, ladies?
他有玩过旋转灯吗? Did he ever bring in the revolving light?
过去十分钟里没人碰过那玩意儿 I don't think anyone's tampered with those in the past 10 minutes.
小鬼 Look, buster.
外面那种街头上 Those are mean streets out there...
几张车票钱就能买走男人的性命 Where a man's life could be bought for bus fare...
而女人抛开贞洁道德 丝毫不以为耻 And a woman's virtue is as thin as the paint on her face.
克雷布斯女士 你不会真的以为 Oh, Miss Krebs. You don't really think
那些好姑娘之中有谁想杀了我吧? any of those nice women would try to kill me, do you?
我只能说 手头要有把火枪就好了 All I can say is I--I wish was packing a rod
火枪? A rod?
手枪 左轮 A gat, a roscoe,
机枪 火炮什么的 An equalizer, artillery.
老板不喜欢我们使用武力 The boss doesn't like us carrying.
有机会我得和他谈谈 I'm gonna have to talk to him about that.
嗨 听着 如果这么多女人愿意嫁给我 Yeah, but look, if so many women married me,
我一定是个大情圣 对吧? I must be a lovable guy, right?
呸 Wrong.
如果能和她们谈谈 If only I could talk to them,
我肯定能解决这件事儿 I'm sure I could straighten things out because, obviously,
很显然 一定是有什么误会 There's been some kind of misunderstanding.
容我提醒一句 先生 你已经"死"了 You're dead, mister. And as far as I'm concerned,
正因为你是死人 才没人来杀你 You're gonna stay dead so no one can kill you.
好吧 克雷布斯女士 All right, Miss Krebs.
有麻烦的时候 I know when I'm licked.
我会 呃 去冲个澡好好睡一觉 I think I'll, uh, just take a shower and call it a night.
去执行任务吧 天使 I'm sending you over, angel.
亲爱的 你怎么就嫁都嫁了... But, my dear, how could you be married to the man...
还不知道他是个航天工程师 And not known he was an aerospace engineer?
那是因为 亲爱的 我老公他是名神经外科医生 Well, because, my dear, the man I married was a neurosurgeon.
原来如此 That explains it.
谢谢 Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm.
我的弗兰克说自己是历史学教授 Um, my Frank was a history professor.
可有天晚上 我们正在那个-- But one night, when we were in the middle of--
他突然大叫起来"夹紧 夹紧点!" He started shouting, "Clamp it, clamp it."
再来点香槟 女士们? More champagne, ladies?
谢谢 Please.
嗨 蓝眼睛帅哥 Oh, hi, blue eyes.
再来点儿 I could use a refill.
听说你是个律师? 甜心 Say, you're a lawyer, right, honey?
我觉得法律事务...挺刺激的 I just find the law so... stimulating.
是啊是啊--罪证 Yes, yes-- corpus delicti,
真相 尸僵什么的 Ipso facto, rigor mortis.
乐子不停呢 达农夫人 Endless fascination, Mrs. Dannon.
他和我说得离开很长时间 And he told me that he had to be away a lot...
去给他的古玩店淘一件古董 In order to acquire antiques for his shop.
我嫁的那个卡车司机 The truck drivin' man I married
就知道修修车轴 知道个屁的古董 wouldn't know an antique from a crankshaft.
有人要冷盘吗? Cold cuts, anyone?
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
还要吗? More?
那小东西有什么值得弗兰克喜欢的 I wonder what Frank saw in a little thing like that.
你丈夫身上发生的那些可怕的事... Terrible thing about your husband.
提他做什么? Why talk about him?
可爱的小劳拉... You know, that adorable little Laura...
说你在处理弗兰克的遗嘱 Says you're handling Frank's will.
呵呵 没错 Uh-- uh, yes, that's right.
那好极了 Oh, that's just wonderful.
为什么不和我说说这个呢? Why don't you just tell me all about it?
你懂的 比如说 我能分到多少? You know, like, how much do I get?
我会保密的 I can keep a secret.
吉列先生 Mr. Gillette.
吉列先生! Mr. Gillette!
啊 霍尔特小姐 Ah, Miss Holt.
呃 我正在检讨更恰当的-- Uh, I'm just going over the finer points of--
我看见了 I can see the points you were going over.
我能和你谈谈吗? May I speak with you a moment?
当然 当然 Certainly, certainly. Uh,
我相信你不久就可以走出悲伤的 I'm sure you'll get over your grief in time.
抱歉失陪 Ahh. Excuse me, please.
我瞧见芭芭拉的手提包里有把枪 I spotted a gun in Barbara's purse. Hmm.
那位黑头发的大嫂在喋喋不休地打探 And our raven-haired yum-yum over there has been plying me...
遗产继承的问题 with questions about inheritance.
你从其他人那有什么收获? What are you getting from the others?
对达农先生了解多了点 他可真是魅力过人精力充沛 A fascinating portrait of the energetic Mr. Dannon.
好一个花丛中的千面人 Apparently, he was all things to all women.
你现在听起来有点像个善妒的未婚妻了 Huh. You'are beginning to sound like a jealous fiancee.
这么说吧-- Let's just put it this way--
如果明天他这案子开庭 If his case went to trial tomorrow,
我可真说不好会支持谁 I'd have a hard time knowing which side to root for.
很高兴弗兰克没听见你这么说 I'm certainly glad Frank isn't around to hear that.
我来开门 甜心! I got it, honey!
大家好! Hi, everybody!
我确信所有法律问题 All legitimate questions,
都会在合适的时候得到答复 Which I'm sure will all be answered in good time!
不过 达农先生暂时不能回答问题 However, Mr. Dannon is incapacitated for the time being,
所以我建议... so I suggest...
你们先回家去 休息一下 我会联系你们-- That we all go home, relax, and I shall contact you in the--
好吗! 南茜! 拜托你不要进去! Okay! Ah, Nancy! Please, please, don't go in there!
好了 女士们 弗兰克现在非常不舒服 Okay, ladies, he's very, very ill, isn't he?
走这边 门在这儿 Yes! This way! Here's the door!
啊啊 克雷布斯医生! - - Ahh, Dr. Krebs!
对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry.
不用道歉 Ah, don't be sorry,
医生 你来得正是时候 doctor. You've arrived in record time.
可我 -- Oh, but I--
我知道你需要私密空间来做诊断 I know you need someplace private to do your work,
朝前走 医生 So go right ahead, doctor.
向前走 别让我们打搅你 晚安姑娘们 Go ahead, doctor. Don't let us disturb you. Good night, ladies.
晚安 达农夫人 晚安! Good night, Mrs. Dannon! Good night,
达农夫人 晚安! Mrs. Dannon! Good night, Mrs. Dannon!
我明白 晚安晚安 达农夫人们! I know. Good night, Mrs. Dannon. Good night. Good night to you!
晚安!!! Good night!
对不起 都是我的错 我-- Oh, oh, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. I--
等会再说 米尔翠 It can wait, Mildred.
弗兰克你要搞清楚 今晚你的突然露面 I hope you understand how badly you've complicated things...
把事情全搞砸了! by showing up here tonight, Frank.
我只是想 I just thought--
不只是我们辛苦策划的调查泡了汤 Not only have you destroyed all our painstaking work...
而且现在所有人都知道你还活着 We've done thus far, but now everybody knows you're alive.
不过换个角度看 But looking on the brighter side,
我们了解到你可不是个普通的重婚者 we've learned that you're no run-of-the-mill bigamist.
知道吗 你同时扮演了古董商人 Do you realize you've posed as an antique dealer,
卡车司机 神经外科医生 A truck driver, a neurosurgeon,
大学教授和一名航天工程师 A college professor and an aerospace engineer,
一人饰演五角挺不容易吧? While simultaneously maintaining five households?
恶心 Disgusting.
米尔翠 我们是专业人士 Mildred. We are professionals.
受雇于达农先生 We have been hired to protect Mr.Dannon
提供最好的调查服务 to the best of our ability,
我们不会让私人情感影响工作 And we will do so regardless
不管好恶如何 of our personal feelings whatever they might be.
你个猪猡 You swine.
你在我的公寓会安全点 You'll be safer at my apartment.
你真的以为我还有危险? You really think I'm still in danger?
拜托弗兰克 几分钟之前 Frank, please. A few minutes ago,
你有个老婆还打算拿你的脑袋当球打呢 one of your spouses tried to use your head...as a basketball.
这事我仔细考虑过了 Oh, I think you're making too much of this.
我不相信我太太中会有人真想杀-- I can't believe one of my wives would actually take--
你刚才说什么来着? You were saying?
你们没事吧? Are you all right?
他们之前停在那里 They were over there!
那是什么? What was that?
有什么发现? See anything?
有什么东西 这儿 What was it? Here. Well, now.
可能是某位女士掉下的 Oh. Perhaps one of our ladies dropped this.
你带弗兰克去休息 You get Frank to bed,
我去瞧瞧某把枪是不是有开过火 and I'll see if a certain gun's been fired in,
刻不容缓 Say, the last five minutes.
就这了 进去吧 There we go. In we go.
来一杯? How about a drink, eh?
好的 Oh, I'd love one.
我觉得史蒂娜可能会干这种事儿 You know, it's just like Stella to try and choke me.
她挺容易冲动 She's so impulsive.
弗兰克 Frank.
怎么? Mr. Steele?
你的记忆开始恢复了 You're remembering.
是啊 That's right.
这可值得干上一杯 Ah, well, this calls for a toast.
如果我能想起那个拿斧头的家伙是谁的话... Now, if only I could remember who came at me with that hatchet.
别着急 你的记忆正在恢复 Ah-ah, don't push it. Let's just be thankful...
这就该谢天谢地了 虽然慢了点 Your memory's returning, however slowly.
来吧 Here we go, Voilà.
致 呃-- To, uh--
致快乐回忆和那些过往 To happy memories...and moments
致玛丽 和她在科德角度过的那个星期我从没忘记 To Mary. I'll never forget that week in Cape Cod.
也致特瑞 和那些魔性的夜晚 And to Terry and those long nights with dickens. Mm-hmm.
还有史蒂娜 And to Stella too.
她是一个男人可拥有的最好保龄球搭档 You know, a man couldn't ask for a better bowling partner.
芭芭拉 她那么风情 那么有格调 And to Barbara's... style.
致和南茜相处的那些晚上 To those nights with Nancy,
我们在壁炉前的熊皮地毯上紧紧相拥 她的胴体蹭-- on that bearskin rug in front of the fireplace. She'd rub--
为这个干一杯 I'll drink to that.
噢 我怎么会搅和进这摊子烂事的? Oh, but how did I ever get into this mess?
恐怕只有你才能回答这个问题 弗兰克 I'm afraid you're the only one who can answer that, Frank.
我记得的...大多是开心的事 I remember it was... fun most of the time.
总有些事值得期待-- Always something to look forward to--
新的工作 新的罗曼史 New job, new romance.
还记得怎么有这个习惯的吗? Can you recall how it all started?
大学里我老是换专业 In college, I was always switching majors.
后来我就退学了 Then I dropped out,
加入了海军 And I joined the navy.
是的 我入伍了 成为一名医疗兵 Yeah, that's right. I enlisted-- medical orderly.
有一次我们带着一群伤员在南中国海上航行 We were somewhere in the china sea. Took on some wounded.
有个医生手术时失了手 病人眼看就不行了 And one of the doctors collapsed, and the patient was dying.
血流得到处都是 Blood was everywhere.
于是我就...抓起器械大干了一场 So I just... picked up some instruments.
我是说 之前我其实见过很多次手术 I mean, I'd seen plenty of operations.
最后 And, uh,
我救了那人的命 I saved that man's life.
你和人说过这事吗 Did you tell anyone?
在海军里说? What, in the navy?
那会让我吃禁闭的 Oh, that would have landed me in the brig.
不过 这件事让我认识到自己有某种天赋 But-but it was that experience that made me realize I had a gift.
无论什么事 只要看别人做过 我就能模仿 I could watch somebody do something and pick it up--
而且学得很快 Right away.
突然 你的生命就和大多数人截然不同了 Suddenly you saw your life was different from that of most men.
你不用再拘泥于唯一的身份 You didn't have to be trapped in a single identity.
没人能再告诉你该怎么做事 No one could tell you what to do.
就是这样 你明白了对吧 That's right. You really understand, don't you?
告诉我 Tell me, though.
那些女人是怎么回事? How did the women figure in all this?
我记忆中 就是那么自然而然发生的 Oh, as I recall, it just happened.
我堕入爱河 步入婚姻 I fell in love, got married.
接下来我爱上了另一个人 Then I fell in love with someone else.
然后又和她结婚了 And married her too.
我猜我骨子里还是个老派的家伙 I guess I'm just an old-fashioned guy.
那是 你考虑过她们的想法吗? Yes. But did you ever consider how they might feel about it?
大概没有吧 No, I guess not.
可能一斧头把我砍死还好些 Maybe it's too bad that hatchet missed.
听着 弗兰克 你这话有点说过了 Uh, listen, Frank, I think that's being a bit extreme.
我们这么来看吧 I mean, look at it this way:
至少你还能作出承诺 at least you're capable of making a commitment.
可我作的都是什么样的承诺啊 斯蒂尔先生 Now what kind of commitments did I make, Mr. Steele?
我扮演各种各样的角色 以为可以欺骗生活 I was playing roles, imagining I was putting something over on life,
可实际上 我只是在愚弄自己 When in fact, I was only fooling myself.
我想自己只是害怕作出真正的承诺 I guess I was too scared to make a real commitment.
不是只有你这样 弗兰克 It's not an uncommon failing, Frank.
好了 听着 这漫长的一天我们都不好过 Hey, listen, it's been a long day, a tough day.
我睡沙发 你睡床 如何? I've got the couch, you take the bedroom, okay?
晚安 弗兰克 Good night, Frank.
你来这干什么? What are you doing here?
你们走后 有人朝弗兰克开了枪 Somebody took some shots tonight at Frank after you left.
噢 不! Oh, no!
他还好吗? Is he all right?
他没事 He's all right.
上帝啊 很抱歉 Oh, god! I'm sorry.
我们去书房说话 Um, let's move into the study.
太意外了 不过我不知道... This is quite a shock, but, uh, I don't understand...
你来这是为了-- Why you came here--
我看到你的包里有把手枪 芭芭拉 I saw the gun in your purse tonight, Barbara.
我明白了 你怀疑-- Oh, I see. And you suspected that--
作案工具 You had the means,
作案动机和下手的机会 这些你都有 The motive and the opportunity.
你听上去像个警察 You sound just like a policeman.
我是--私家侦探 弗兰克是我的客户 I am-- the private kind. Frank's my client.
懂了 Oh, I see.
我可能是有作案工具没错 Well, I may have had the means to shoot Frank,
可关于动机你就大错特错了 But you are wrong about the motive.
我欠这个男人太多 永远都无法偿还 I owe that man more than I could ever possibly repay.
刚遇到弗兰克的时候 我还是个野心勃勃的服装设计师 When I first met Frank, I was an ambitious dress designer.
一心忙于自己的事业 根本无暇他顾 I had no time for anything but running my own business.
是弗兰克告诉了我那种生命何其狭隘 Frank showed me how hollow that life was.
没有相爱的人分享 Without someone to share it with,
我的成功毫无意义 My success meant nothing.
弗拉克·达农拯救了我 一个曾经古板冷漠的女人 Frank Dannon saved me from becoming a very cold, hard woman.
他教会了我如何去爱 He taught me how to love again.
我还是要看看那把枪 I'd still like to see that gun.
没问题 Of course.
我来吧? May I?
好啊 Certainly.
枪不见了 It's gone.
弗兰克 亲爱的 Oh, Frank, darling.
噢 不! 别这样南茜! Hm! Oh, no! Don't, Nance!
就要! No!
你说我们今晚溜走怎么样? What do you say we run away tonight, huh?
我们到匹兹堡去 We'll rent a room with one of
租下我们以前曾度过周末的房间 还有那些床 those beds like we had that weekend in Pittsburgh.
哦哦 匹兹堡 Oh, Pittsburgh.
一切重头开始 好吗? Start all over again, huh?
南茜 我不知道-- Oh, Nancy, I-I don't--
嘘 我不在意你有其他女人 Now, hush. Now, I don't care about those other girls.
我也很清楚你对我和对她们不一样 对吧? I know you couldn't care for them the way you care about me, could you?
我们可以假装什么都没有发生过 We'll just pretend like nothing ever happened.
"到我的碗里来" 蜘蛛对飞虫如是说 "Come into my parlor," Said the spider to the fly.
什么? What?
她大概是打算把你带到某个人迹罕至的地方 What's to stop her from taking you...to some nice, secluded spot
然后割断你的喉咙吧 弗兰克? and slitting your throat, Frank?
我为什么要做这种事? Why would I do that?
为了遗产 南茜小姐 Inheritance, nancy.
今晚早些时候的聚会上 你可不就只关心这个吗? The only subject on your mind from earlier this evening.
哼 那时我以为他已经死了 Well, I thought he was dead.
我就是想看看自己能得到些什么 I just wanted to see what was coming to me.
总是钱的问题 是吧南茜? Same old cash problems, huh, Nance?
好吧 亲爱的 我只是有一点点反应过度而已 Well, now, hon, I'm just a little bit overextended,
可你也知道的 那些债主有多斤斤计较 But you know how picky those credit card people can be.
我怎么会舍得伤害我的弗兰克一根头发呢 But I wouldn't hurt a hair on my Frank's head.
这是唯一一个对我敬爱尊重 This is the only man who's ever respected me
而不只是为了满足肉欲的男人 for more than just my body.
她很特别吧? Isn't she something?
是啊 弗兰克 Oh, yes, Frank.
她绝对很"特别" 绝对 She's definitely something. Definitely.
好了 宝贝 All right, honey.
他在哪? Where is he?
你说十分钟前他还在这 现在呢? You said he'd be here 10 minutes ago. So where is he?
史蒂娜 你先坐下吧 Stella, why don't you sit down?
老娘才不坐呢 I can't sit down.
宝贝儿 我们要讨论的事关乎我的生命 This is my life we're talking about, honey.
我想弗兰克的生命才是关键 I thought Frank's life was the issue here.
弗兰克-- Frank--
这他妈就是弗兰克搞出来的 他打算鱼缸选美呢! Frank's got it made. He's got the pick of the litter.
他到底在哪儿? Where is he anyway?
得了吧 史蒂娜 Come on, Stella.
你觉得我会让他暴露在枪口下吗? You think I'd let him walk into a bullet?
你上次没打中他 我绝不会给你第二次机会 You missed once. I wasn't gonna give you a second chance.
你在说什么? 我开枪射弗兰克? What are you talking about? Me, shoot Frank?
开玩笑吧 You're joking, right?
你手里没拿枪的话 这话说出来还可信点 Somehow you'd be more convincing without the gun.
你不会明白的 You wouldn't understand.
弗兰克对我是无可取代的 I'll never find a man to replace Frank.
看着我 宝贝 Look at me, honey.
这可不是能让男人趋之若鹜的身体 This isn't exactly a body that men lust after.
但我得说 弗兰克让我感觉自己像女王一样 But I'll tell you something: Frank made me feel like a queen.
玫瑰花 烛光晚餐 凡此种种 Roses, candlelight dinners, the works.
显然 那样的好日子过去了 Obviously, things can't go back to the way they were before, so
他会选择谁呢? who is he gonna choose?
你想也知道吧 一个一百四十磅的肥妞 You think a hundred and 40 pounds of cellulite...
怎么能和你...和其他那些女人竞争呢? can compete with you... or any of those other broads?
根本没机会的 Fat chance.
史蒂娜 来 坐我身边来 Stella, come here. Come here. Sit down.
Trying to force ourselves
upon him is only going to make things worse.
He's got to want to come to us.
Without that, it doesn't matter how much we feel for him.
We'll only drive him away. Love doesn't work on demand.
You've been through this before, huh, honey?
But can a man who has...
That many surprises up his sleeve be worth all the effort?
我是这么想的 I think so.
希望你是对的 I hope you're right.
Maybe I'd better hang on to that, huh?
This?
Sure.
米尔翠 谢谢你赶来这儿 Ah, Mildred. Thanks for coming.
我觉得还是有个人晚上陪着弗兰克比较好 I thought it best somebody spend
the night with Frank-- what's left of it anyway.
这是最后一个我们能安置他的地方了 This is the last safe place we can keep him.
呃 要不 Why don't you, uh, bed
你今晚到霍尔特小姐的办公室里过夜? down in Miss Holt's office for the evening?
不用了 先生 我睡外面的沙发就好 I can't do that, sir. Well, then, uh, use the couch out here.
先生 我--我想正式提交辞呈 Sir, I-- I came to tender my resignation.
噢 米尔翠 你吓着我了 Oh, Mildred, I'm stunned.
我让您失望 先生 第一桩差事就搞砸了 I failed you, sir, and on my first major assignment too.
You're referring tountimely resurrection.
It was a sucker play, and I fell for it just like a schoolgirl.
我--我配不上您的信任 I-- I don't deserve the confidence you've placed in me.
米尔翠 我们都犯了错 Mildred, we all make mistakes.
不 和您没关系 先生 No. Not you, sir.
我--我不能继续待在这儿了 感觉自己像个骗子 o, I-- I can't continue here, feeling like a fraud.
我不过是个失败的官僚 No, I'm just a washed-up bureaucrat,
就该窝在家里混吃等死 And I should be home knitting
出来做些力不能及的事情做什么! instead of trying to be something that I'm not.
米尔翠 坐这儿来 Come on, Mildred. Sit down.
噢 先生 Oh, sir.
坐吧 Have a seat.
可能你还想清楚 Perhaps you don't realize this, Mildred,
But you are a tremendous asset to this agency.
You're intensely loyal, a dedicated worker,
One who relishes those
dreary assignments that most people detest.
You're just being kind.
Then let's talk about frauds.
Mildred,
You are looking at one of the biggest frauds you've ever seen.
- I'm not remington Steele. - you're not?
Well, not the remington Steele youthink I am.
Oh, I know I appear to be the supersleuth with all the answers--
Dapper, debonair, worldly.
But it's all an act--
One conceived by Miss Holt that I work very hard to maintain...
In order to support this agency's image.
She's the real detective.
If I'm anything more than a figurehead, I owe it to her.
I've made more mistakes since
I've been with laura than I care to remember,
But I'm still here, Mildred.
So we'll have no more talk about resigning.
We'll find our way together, eh?
- until the morning then. -
Where's Frank?
Upstairs, asleep at last, with Mildred at the drawbridge.
Incidentally,
I had a word with our miss krebs.
Did you tell her? Yes.
Everything? Within reason.
How did she take it? It was a bit of a shock,
but, uh, she'll get over it.
Must have been difficult for you.
Telling the truth is something I've always worked hard to avoid.
Past tense?
Increasingly so, I'm afraid.
You know, you're rapidly becoming the man...
I envisioned when I created remington Steele--
Honest, courageous,
Caring, good-humored,
Sexy.
I must say, it's satisfying
being able to do this without Mildred interrupting,
Phones going,
- bullets flying. - I agree.
I think we can eliminate barbara as a suspect.
That's one.
And nancy didn't harm Frank
when she had the opportunity to in my bedroom.
- shouldn't that clear her? - two down.
Stella took barbara's gun, which means
she had the means to shoot Frank, but it was never fired.
Besides, I don't think an
imaginative killer like the one we're after...
Would try to choke Frank to death in a room full of witnesses.
Three out. Any more?
Tsk. I think that's it for now. That leaves terry and mary.
Terry's the least likely suspect of them all--
Shy, sweet, a college professor whose only excitement in life...
Is provided by victorian novels.
- which means it's definitely her. - how did you arrive at that?
It's always the least likely suspect you've got to watch, laura.
And at the moment, the only one I
could suspect more would be the butler, if there was one.
Mary had a violent reaction to Frank's reappearance.
It was more than sudden shock that made her faint.
It was the horror of seeing
the man she murdered coming back from the grave.
Besides, she has an accent. Always a dead giveaway.
Hardly conclusive evidence, laura.
Some of the nicest people I know have accents.
Oh, please, people! This isn't getting us anywhere!
Well, maybe this will.
I gave that charm to terry.
Aha! But I also gave one to mary.
Aha. Why did you do that?
Well, I gave one to each of my wives.
Aha.
It was kind of a trademark.
Well, then, our job is simple:
Find out which of our prime suspects is missing that trinket.
Should work like a charm.
Frank! Mary.
What are you doing-- what are you doing here?
Seemed only fair to share him with everyone.
Eh, you remember me, um--
Sterling gillette. Ah, yes.
Of course. Oh, what a lovely bracelet.
- and what a lovely charm, eh, Miss Holt? - lovely.
Thank you. I always wear it.
Frank gave it to me. Didn't you, dear?
Mmm.
All right, let's go. W-we got a job to do. But you just got here.
Frank, why don't you stay a while with mary?
I'm sure Mr. Gillette and
I can handle everything to your satisfaction.
It'll be better for all concerned, Frank. Trust me.
Honey.
I must say, laura, I think
you're taking mary's innocence quite well.
No, I'm not. Now remember:
This is a vicious killer who's tried bullets, arrows, hatchets.
Don't let appearances deceive you. She's capable of anything.
Aww!
I haven't-- haven't been able to stop crying since last night.
It's been hard on all of us. I can't believe it.
You see, Frank is such a good man.
- the best. - he's-- he's kind.
The kindest. Funny.
- hysterical. - what a creep!
- pardon me? - how could he do this to me?
You had no idea that Frank
was two-tim-- I mean, uh, five-timing you?
Here, take the whole thing.
Oh, oh, oh, my. Look at this! Oh!
Ohh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I was just admiring your bracelet.
-it's quite an unusual charm, wouldn't you say,
Mr. Gillette? -remarkable, yes.
Frank gave this to me on our-- on our wedding day. You see?
There's our wedding date. Ahh.
Oh.
"2/11/83." Uh-huh.
Oh, my god!
Oh, mary. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy just being with you.
Oh, Frank.
I'm so glad you've explained everything to me. Well, I--
It makes what happened easier to understand.
For a while there, I thought I'd lost you, but now you're found.
You'll never leave my side again.
That's the way I feel. Mmm!
Look at me. Hmm?
I'm a mess. What?
I wanted to look so special for you.
Oh, you never looked better to me.
Let me go clean up. I won't be long.
Uhh.
ThundeA TOUGH MAN TO KILL--
Not like the others.
- A real challenge. - I-I-- I don't--
But now it's bye-bye.
住手! 达农夫人! Stop right there Mrs. Dannon!
她在哪儿? Where is she?
哦 很抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
杀人黑寡妇被捕
我仍然不敢相信 I still can't believe it.
是啊 那个玫瑰园里竟埋了七具尸体 Yes, well, seven bodies buried in a rose garden
都是谋财害命 and all for their money.
和感情纠葛没关系 Huh! No passion involved whatsoever.
嘿 我可是真喜欢她 Well, I loved her.
如果你不喜欢 就不会失忆了 If you hadn't, you wouldn't have developed amnesia.
目睹你最信任的人为了钱财要杀害你 It was the shock of seeing...Someone you totally believed
这太令人震惊了 in trying to kill you that snapped your memory.
善恶到头终有报 Poetic justice.
什么? What was that?
我是说 看到正义伸张感觉不错 I said, it was so nice to see justice done.
不过 你怎么知道是玛丽干的 But, uh, how did you know it was Mary?
她手上可戴着挂饰 I mean, after all, she had the charm.
是戴着 可我们手上那个才刻有日期 Yes, but we had the one with the date on it.
这女人策划了七次谋杀 A lady who coolly conceived seven murders
她机灵着呢 was clever enough to realize...
知道丢失那个挂饰可能惹来麻烦 That a missing charm might give her trouble,
所以第二天早上 她就去买了个一模一样的 so the next morning she went out and bought another.
和你们说吧 我学到教训了 Well, I'll tell you one thing: I've learned my lesson.
从今天开始 我要改邪归正 From now on, it's strictly the straight and narrow.
一个工作 一个身份 一个女人 One job, one woman and one Frank Dannon.
希望如此吧 I hope so.
感谢你们所做的一切 斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 Well, thanks for everything, Mr. Steele and Miss Holt.
好说 Ah, yes.
谢谢 米尔翠 And thank you, Mildred.
弗兰克 我们希望和你聊聊 We want to talk to you, Frank.
聊什么? What about?
关于...你的未来 Your future.
米尔翠 我知道你和斯蒂尔先生... Mildred, I understand you and Mr. Steele...
昨晚进行了一场非常重要的谈话 had a very important discussion last night.
是啊 我可真是大开眼界 Oh-ho, that we did. And it certainly was an eye-opener for me.
我做梦都没有想到 Never in my wildest dreams did I think Mr. Steele...
斯蒂尔先生为了留下我会花这么多心思 would go to such lengths to try to keep me here.
知道吗 他甚至试图想让我相信 I mean, do you know that he actually tried to convince me
你创造了雷明顿·斯蒂尔呢! that you invented him?
不过能为我讲那样一个故事的人 Oh-ho, anybody who can come up with a story like that
值得我忠心效力 has my undying devotion.
我去给你上杯茶 老大 Yeah. I'll fix you a cup of tea, boss.
好的 米尔翠 谢谢 Okay, Mildred, thanks.