1 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:46,016 03 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - TMNT-3 1993 English 2 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:49,879 [IN JAPANESE] Go! Faster! 3 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,269 [WARRIOR] Prince Kenshin, turn back. 4 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:56,979 - Return with us at once. - No. 5 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,609 Give up your weapon! 6 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,829 Do not harm him. Take him prisoner. 7 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,339 You'll have to kill me first! 8 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,429 Take him to the castle! 9 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,379 [KENSHIN] Mitsu! 10 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,829 ♪ [CAN'T STOP ROCKING BY 22 TOP OVER PA] ♪ 11 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:04,969 ♪ You've heard about the rock ♪ ♪ for some time, I know ♪ 12 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,929 ♪ It's easy to do when you feel the roll ♪ 13 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:11,099 ♪ Make you wanna get up, ♪ ♪ make you wanna move your feet ♪ 14 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,059 ♪ No matter how it's done ♪ ♪ you know it can't be beat ♪ 15 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,219 ♪ I can't stop rocking' ♪ 16 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:19,729 ♪ No, I can't stop rocking' ♪ 17 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:24,399 ♪ Well, I can't stop rocking', ♪ ♪ baby, till I lose my mind ♪ 18 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:27,909 Yeah, baby! 19 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,949 ♪ Somebody said it's wrong ♪ ♪ but I know it's all right ♪ 20 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,909 ♪ Then it really hits you ♪ ♪ like a shot in the night ♪ 21 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:39,119 ♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪ ♪ as long as I can stay ♪ 22 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,539 ♪ Listen to me now, can't you hear me say ♪ 23 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,249 ♪ Cos I can't stop rocking' ♪ 24 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,509 ♪ No, I can't stop rocking' ♪ 25 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:52,259 ♪ Well, I can't stop rocking', ♪ ♪ baby, till I lose my mind ♪ 26 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:57,149 - Hm. All right. - Yeah. 27 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:19,999 Rock'n'roll! 28 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:22,959 Yeah! 29 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,629 [MUSIC STOPS] 30 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,889 Uh-oh. Turtle tantrum. 31 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,889 Uh-oh. Oh, no. Hold it. 32 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:40,149 - Oh, Raph, come on. - What's going' on, Raph? 33 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,029 - Nothing. - Have patience, my son. 34 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:50,319 What are we doing' this for? Day after day, practising, killing ourselves - for what? 35 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:55,039 Nobody appreciates us. Nobody sees us. Nobody even knows we're alive down here! 36 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:58,449 Hey, guys! How's it going'? 37 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,129 - Fine. Good hair day? - Brought you some stuff. 38 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,669 - I love stuff. - Goodies. 39 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,379 Later. 40 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,799 - Good. Let's see what's in the bags. - Here are the keys to my apartment. 41 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:15,389 Somewhere. Stop peeking. No peeking. 42 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,429 I'm not peeking. I'm spelunking for pork rinds. 43 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:23,069 - God, I need this vacation. - Take us with you, April. 44 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,899 - Come on. Take us with you. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys. 45 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,309 My suitcases are very full. 46 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:32,859 - Too bad. - Hey, I didn't forget about you guys. 47 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,949 I bought a lot of fun stuff at the flea market for ya. 48 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,359 - Awesome! - Yeah. All right! 49 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,869 - Where's Raph? - He's in another funk. 50 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:44,159 Again? Maybe this'll cheer him up-. 51 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:46,879 - Hey, smooth. - Pretty cool, huh? 52 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,129 Nifty lid-Yeah-. 53 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,089 All right. This is for Mikey. 54 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,679 - Ah, yes! - All righty. 55 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,599 What else do we have here? Aah. 56 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,229 And for Leonardo. There you go. 57 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,979 - Oh, Japanese swords. - This'll keep you busy while I'm gone. 58 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:10,529 - Thanks. - And for Splinter... 59 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,409 Where is he, anyway? 60 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:16,239 - He's doing rat stuff. - And this, uh... 61 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:22,079 Actually, I really don't know what it is. Kind of a weird antique or something. 62 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:27,249 - Think it's Japanese. - Elvis Presley in Blue Hawaii. 63 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,339 Oh, you're so cute. 64 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,339 A super androdyne radio with triode tubes. Boss! 65 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,629 What's that? 66 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,219 Some kinda weird Japanese antique... 67 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:43,519 egg timer. 68 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,409 [IN JAPANESE] Open the door! 69 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:38,189 Kenshin, I forbid you to leave the castle. 70 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:40,659 You have disgraced me. 71 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,579 It is you who have disgraced me, Father, with your unjust war. 72 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,929 Walker. 73 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:09,189 Walker, you're alive. 74 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:12,059 Yes, I'd say that was a fair assumption. 75 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:17,449 Survived the shipwreck, built some new ones and, well, here I am, hungry again. 76 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:21,159 - Niles! - Move along, lads. 77 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,709 Your sentries, I believe. 78 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:30,579 Must be a great comfort to know how well protected you are, Lord Norinaga. 79 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,169 Kenshin. Inside. 80 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,469 Now! 81 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,229 Children are such a pest, aren't they? Especially when they side with the enemy. 82 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,519 Oh, dear. Damn nuisance. 83 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,489 - I just keep birds now. - Little finches. 84 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,909 Shut up, Niles. 85 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:10,039 I have three ships in your harbour, loaded down with powder and muskets, 86 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,209 absolutely guaranteed to win your ambitious war. 87 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,969 Wakasama! 88 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,509 Kappa. 89 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,849 "Open wide the gates of time." 90 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,539 Uh, guys? 91 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,419 Guys! 92 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,999 Ah! What's going on? 93 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:40,289 Wait a second here. 94 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,269 No way! 95 00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:00,599 She's a man! 96 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,819 [ALL] Huh? 97 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,679 [ALL] April? 98 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,999 Kappa! 99 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:28,349 [IN JAPANESE] Good morning. 100 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,179 Whoa! 101 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,219 You have that effect on people. Don't you, Master? 102 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,389 Out cold. 103 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,619 [SQUEAKING] 104 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,619 - OK. - [CRIES OF ALARM] 105 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,419 Hi. 106 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:13,479 Wakey, wakey. Wake up! Hey, guys, do these clothes look familiar to you? 107 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:19,019 Wake up. Wake up, weird-looking James Dean dude. 108 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,979 He's coming' round. 109 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,269 - Kappa! - Kappa? 110 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,689 Cappuccino? Nah, it makes me hyper. 111 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:30,449 - What's a kappa? - Ancient Japanese demon. 112 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:34,409 Some were good and some were very bad. 113 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,909 - Ah. - Yes, demons. 114 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,829 - Huh? - Hey! He speaks English. 115 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,999 - Where's he from, anyways? - Well, judging from sword... 116 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,879 I'd say feudal Japan. 117 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,049 That explains why he speaks our language. 118 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,559 See, England started trading with Japan in the late 16th century. 119 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:59,389 - How did you get in April's pants? - I just want to know what happened to April. 120 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:03,779 It seems the sceptre has magic powers, 121 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:07,609 and somehow transported them both through time. 122 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:11,149 Hold on, dudes. If April's back in feudal Japan, 123 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:15,539 does that mean we, like, have to ride that sceptre back through time to get her? 124 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,419 - Cool. - You have no choice, my son. 125 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,369 Awesome. But do you think they had pizza back then? 126 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,869 Aw, get aught to town. 127 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:39,429 - What's going' on, Captain? - Ignorant, superstitious fools. 128 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:43,319 - We was just wondering'. - Them, you moronic toad. 129 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:47,319 - They think the woman's some kind of witch. - She's some sort of a witch. 130 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,399 Shut up. 131 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,849 - Some sort of a witch, yeah. - Would you keep quiet? 132 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,269 [IN JAPANESE] Come here, now! 133 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,229 Sorry? 134 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,859 Look, I took Spanish in high school. 135 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,659 [IN JAPANESE] Bring her here! 136 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,739 Hey! Easy! 137 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,529 ♪ [CONGA BY BARRIO BOYZZ ON WALKMAN] ♪ 138 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,139 [IN JAPANESE] Let it stop! 139 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,479 Next time, ask me to turn it off. 140 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,729 Where is my son, witch? 141 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:23,029 Hey, I really don't have a clue, OK? So why don't you just drop this macho stuff? 142 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:27,709 - Kill her! - Lord Norinaga! Allow me. 143 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:47,929 The daimyo believes you're a witch who has somehow spirited away his son. Is this true? 144 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,979 Yeah. Yeah, it's true. 145 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,359 I am a witch. 146 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,949 See that? 147 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:03,409 I shrunk four incredibly cool guys and I locked 'em in there. 148 00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:04,819 Really? 149 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,909 Go on! 150 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,249 Then go ahead, witch. 151 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,209 Shrink me. 152 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,879 Don't push me, Ruffles, 153 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:23,889 or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of puke. 154 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,649 She has no power. Let me question her about your son. 155 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:39,489 Then you can roast her, toast her, chop her into tiny pieces and feed her to the birds. 156 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:43,029 No. I want her to suffer. 157 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:57,339 [DONATELLO] Let's see, here. If I subtract the cosine from the inverted integer 158 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:01,599 then I can take the flangeler and put that here. 159 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,379 Oh! That's it! Of course! 160 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,849 It's equal-mass displacement. 161 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:16,269 See, guys? For every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. 162 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:21,029 But the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. 163 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,569 - You know what that is? - Tuesdays? 164 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,319 - Ground hog's day? - Aw, great. 165 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:33,669 It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight. 166 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:41,179 Bingo! Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh? 167 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:46,009 Step back, dudes. I just bought us some heavy artillery. 168 00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,639 Donny! Long time. 169 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,689 - Leo, how's it going'? - Hey, Casey. Welcome back. 170 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,779 - Hey, Raph. How did your brain implant go? - What? 171 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,409 - Funny. - Anyway, enough of this, uh, camaraderie. 172 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,779 When do we get together and bust some skulls? 173 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,539 Hold it there, Casey. You're not gonna do any head-breaking' this time. 174 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,039 - Sorry, guy. - What was that? 175 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,409 You wanna run that by me again? How come? 176 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,799 We need somebody to stay here with Splinter 177 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,459 in case the time bandit here decides to flip out. 178 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,799 If it ain't too much of an inconvenience. 179 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:31,309 - It'll be a serious honour. - It is time to go, my sons. 180 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:38,689 Donatello, we shall wait by the sceptre every 12 hours, as you have instructed. 181 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,899 Correct, Master. 182 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,609 But the space-time continuum will be out of phase after 60 hours. 183 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:48,739 Wait a second. Time out. Now, what does that all mean in American? 184 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,869 If we don't come back in two days, we're turtle soup. 185 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,409 - Whoa! - Bummer. 186 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,199 [WICKED CACKLE] 187 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,799 Why don't you get a real job, cue ball? 188 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:16,149 Hey, hey. You know what? This is a Rolex. It's a gold Rolex. You want it? 189 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,599 - Let me aught to here. - [SHOUFLNG] 190 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,109 [NILES] Shut up! 191 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,369 Stay with Walker, you die. You come with me, you live. 192 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,999 Shut your gob. Lock him up, lads. 193 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,049 Up! Go up! 194 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,679 Well, well, well. 195 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,259 What have we got here? 196 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,479 Give us a kiss, duckling', while you still got your lips. 197 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,559 You're not the first one to do that to me. 198 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:09,829 There you are, Mr Whit. You can lead your stinking' mutiny in here. 199 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,289 Good night, my little tweety birds. 200 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,289 Come on, lads. 201 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,419 Goodbye, Whit. 202 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,509 Casey? 203 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,819 Yeah, you look familiar too. 204 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,489 The sceptre will be in the temple, 205 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:55,909 which means you will be replaced by four priests. 206 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,659 - Nothing' to it. - Now we must, please, try to hurry. 207 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,949 - Mitsu is in great danger. - Mits who? 208 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:07,879 Yes. Mitsu. She is the woman who leads the rebellion against my father. 209 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,879 She is the most courageous and beautiful woman ever... 210 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,479 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We get the picture. Could we go now? 211 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:19,809 - Enough of Mitsu, already. - T minus two minutes. Let's go, Mikey! 212 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,679 What? 213 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,359 Mikey, why are you wearing shorts? 214 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,449 Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes. 215 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,819 - So? - So, this is for whoever comes in my place, 216 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,329 so they won't arrive bare-butt naked. 217 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:40,499 [BOTH] Oh. 218 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,909 - I got three more pairs. - No! 219 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:47,209 We have no time for this scientific debate. 220 00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,089 Yes, Master. Come on, guys. Let's go. 221 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,209 - It's time. - Yeah, yeah. 222 00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:55,929 Kids. 223 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,299 OK. The inscription says "Open wide the gates of time." 224 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:03,599 - All right, already. Let's go! - Go with care, my sons, 225 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:05,939 and return with swiftness. 226 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,949 - We will not fail you, Master Splinter. - OK, guys. Hold on now. 227 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,949 Here we go. It's starting to work. Hang on. 228 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:28,419 Make sure your tray tables are in their full upright position. 229 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,209 Hang on to your shells, dudes! 230 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:45,729 - [IN JAPANESE] What is this? - Where are we? 231 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:50,699 This is very bad. They are not four priests. They are my father's honour guard. 232 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,439 The sceptre was not in the temple. 233 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,989 - There must have been a battle. - I knew it. I'm missing all the fun. 234 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:15,129 [LEONARDO] Where are the priests? Where's the temple? 235 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:18,009 Talk about your quantum leap! 236 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:23,089 Hey, dudes! Check it out! We're in Shogun! 237 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,529 Where'd we get these clothes? 238 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,649 These guys are pretty serious. 239 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,409 - How do you steer this? - There's no steering wheel. 240 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:46,419 - You're lucky. Mine doesn't have a head. - Watch out for the people. 241 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,669 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 242 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,719 Don't these things ever run aught to gas? 243 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:01,179 I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor. 244 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:05,219 - That was fun. - At the least the time travel worked. 245 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:09,559 We're here five minutes and already we lost one brother, the magic sceptre... 246 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,149 - Our dignity. - And no April. 247 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,069 Hey, where's Mikey? 248 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:18,449 The last time I saw him, he was doing this: Aaah! 249 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,699 Jeez. What else could happen? 250 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:26,709 Whoa! Turn around! Whoa! Good horsey! Good horsey! Whaah! 251 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,419 Who turned out the lights? Whoa! You know, I think I saw this on Bonanza once. Whaah! 252 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,029 [IN JAPANESE] Take him! 253 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,729 OK, boys. Who's first in line? Come on. 254 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,479 [IN JAPANESE] Wait! 255 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,859 Ancient wusses. 256 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,989 - Kenshin-sama! - Even here you find me. 257 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,709 No. 258 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,159 Put down your sword, Kenshin. 259 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:55,079 They are not enemies, only lost warriors like yourself. 260 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:08,849 OK. So far this disguise is working. But we're turtles, not honour guards. 261 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,769 Thanks for pointing that out. That would explain the large shell on my back. 262 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:17,279 - Well, ya don't have to be so sarcastic. - I'm sorry, Leo, but that's my nature. 263 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:28,699 You see, Walker, we do not need your help. We're victorious without your guns. 264 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,489 Today my honour guard carried my own secret weapon. 265 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,959 Really? Oh, that's very good news. 266 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,419 Where are my honour guards? 267 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:40,499 Murata! Find my honour guards! 268 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,589 - Yes, sir! - Now. 269 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,969 - You! - Huh? 270 00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:52,389 Come here! Now! 271 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,179 I told you these outfits would get us into trouble. 272 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,099 - Let's go. Blend in. - Yeah, right. 273 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:00,899 They're coming! They're behind the wagon. 274 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,979 Step aside. 275 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:10,829 - Uh-oh. - Go! Idiot! 276 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,919 [IN JAPANESE] Yes, sir. Come here. 277 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:18,579 - That's very impressive, my lord. - This is very bad. 278 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,719 - Well, they fell for it. - Shh. You want to keep it down, Leo? 279 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:29,929 So they've gone missing. I mean, war has a habit of doing that to people. 280 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,269 - Look to the future. - You do not understand. 281 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,099 My honour guard carried a relic to ensure victory. 282 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,019 Ah, yes. The golden sceptre. Well, one does hear things. 283 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,939 Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig. 284 00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:47,119 You certainly can turn a phrase, my lord. 285 00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:51,499 Listen to me, Daimyo. Guns ensure victory, not some ancestral good luck charm. 286 00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:57,459 If the sceptre is lost, my clan is lost, and you will have no one to trade with but yourself. 287 00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:01,509 Niles! 288 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,509 - Captain. - Bring me the woman. 289 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,929 Come on, guys. Let's find the temple. Maybe April's still in there. 290 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:18,309 Boy, Kenshin's dad must be really seriously rich. 291 00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:21,439 Think I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous. 292 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:27,489 "Bring me the woman, Niles." "Lick my boots, Niles." "Feed my birds, Niles." 293 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,699 What's next? Roll over and play dead? 294 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,989 What are you looking at, you ugly lump O dung? 295 00:28:34,370 --> 00:28:36,119 [GROWLS] 296 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,289 Lump of dung? 297 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,449 [KEEPS GROWLING] 298 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,919 Oh, you dirty... I oughtta... 299 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,469 - [GROWLS] - Later, Popeye. 300 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:54,179 I'm gonna get that guy. Did you hear what he called me, Leo? 301 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,969 - Yeah, an ugly lump 0' dung. - Well, that was an insult, Leo. 302 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:03,139 Not necessarily, Raph. In some countries dung is used as a fuel source. 303 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,899 "Dung is used as a fuel source." Thanks[!] 304 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,809 [IN JAPANESE] Hey, you! 305 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,859 - O-hai-yo, wasabi. - Hello, mustard? 306 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,399 OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Um... 307 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:16,489 Suzuki, Kawasaki... 308 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,779 How about, uh, sayonara? 309 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,329 - That'll work. - Ciao-Adios-. 310 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:23,619 See you later. Yes. 311 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,669 It's me again, fatso-San. 312 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,599 Hurry up. 313 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,599 Wo-man! 314 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,519 We want woman! 315 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,189 Move it, you sot! 316 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:55,529 There they are. The Three Stooges. 317 00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:57,869 Yeah, Larry, Curly and Moe. 318 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,949 Get her down, you fat sot. 319 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:07,169 Hurry up! Don't ruffle my little duck's feathers. I ruffle them myself. 320 00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:11,719 - Hurry up! - Psst. 321 00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:16,679 Hey. It's wet willy time, Moe. 322 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,229 Wet... what-um? 323 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:27,059 - What a moroon. - What's up, April? 324 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,689 - Hi, April. - Yo, April. 325 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:30,859 Raph? Leo? 326 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,069 Boy, some vacation. I'd fire my travel agent. 327 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:36,409 - Not me. I think it's cool. - Hey, fat boy. 328 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,739 [MARTIAL CRIES] 329 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:46,039 - Uh-oh. - Yeah, get him in there. 330 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:50,089 Hey, don't forget to pack a lunch. Matter of fact, pack three. 331 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,719 Wow! He can actually lift that thing. 332 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:55,629 - That's impressive. - Hello? 333 00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:57,339 Nice clothes. 334 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,009 Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here? 335 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:06,519 Relax, April. It's just your ordinary time-travel-equal-mass-displacement thing. 336 00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:11,019 - Yeah. - Oh, OK. So let's get out of here. Now. 337 00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:18,029 Hey, miss! Miss! Cut me loose- They'll hang me here-. 338 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,369 This is my favourite part! 339 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,799 Next! 340 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,309 - I know I'm gonna regret this. - Hey! Come and get me! Come on! 341 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,889 - Watch your head. - Well, come on. Hurry. 342 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,029 Think these guys have ever seen a pinball machine before? 343 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,789 Throw him to me! 344 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,869 Boy! Tilt! 345 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,709 Fight's over. We're closed. 346 00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:13,089 These guys are really pushy. They don't know when to quit. 347 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,959 - What are you doing', April? - Come on. I think I found a way out. 348 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,799 Obviously not the age of chivalry. 349 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,349 - Come on! - Go, go, go. We're right behind you. 350 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,559 Yuck. 351 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,939 Whoa! 352 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,189 Oh, no. Not another sewer. 353 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,109 [AS TERMINATOR] I'll be back. 354 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,189 Oooh! 355 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,539 Bleurgh! Garbage. 356 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:49,579 Yuk. Bleugh, yew. 357 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,789 Boy, do I hate spinach. 358 00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:53,879 Bleugh. 359 00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:58,179 - Raph? - [COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING] 360 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:03,849 Well, I'm in there. Donny? 361 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,799 Yeah? 362 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,849 [MORE SPLUTTERING] 363 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:18,149 Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport. 364 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,109 Peuh! Gross. 365 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,369 Grosser. April? Yo! 366 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,409 - Here. - Hey. 367 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,999 - Help me up. - All right, I'm coming'. I'm on my way over. 368 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:36,249 - A little mud. No problem. I can handle... - Help me. 369 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:40,339 Wait, wait. 370 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:44,299 This was the worst rescue I've ever had. 371 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,639 Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up. 372 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:51,259 - Thanks. - We'd better get aught to here. 373 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:55,609 Look on the bright side. We could have fallen into a big, greasy, smelly, pile of... 374 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:57,649 Don't even say it, Don. 375 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,289 Hello? 376 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,969 Hello. Oh, that hurts. 377 00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:34,599 - [CHILDREN WHISPER] Kappa, kappa. - What a head popper. 378 00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:37,639 Oi. Earth to me. 379 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:48,119 God, my neck hurts. My spots hurt. Even my bandanna hurts. 380 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,919 Hey, little one. 381 00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,249 OK. 382 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,869 Where am I? 383 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,549 - Mikey! - Mikey! 384 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,589 Yo! Michaelangelo! 385 00:35:04,890 --> 00:35:06,799 Hey, Mikey! 386 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,689 Yes! Much better. 387 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:17,599 - Wow! A leg-O-rama! - Yeah, I'll say. 388 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,979 Hey! I'm allowed. 389 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,109 - I'm on vacation. - Right. 390 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,939 Absolutely. Schwing! 391 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:41,669 Hey, Leo! Look at this water. 392 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,079 Huh? I don't see anything. 393 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:50,839 Exactly. No tyres, no beer cans, no dead fish. 394 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,309 Just... water. 395 00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:57,599 Clean, clear, beautiful water. Hm. 396 00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:02,689 Nature, I love it. 397 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:06,529 Makes me wanna... I don't know... migrate or something. 398 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,449 [LAUGHTER] 399 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,909 Turtles don't migrate, Raph, birds do. 400 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,029 Hey, I got a beak, don't I? 401 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,579 Yeah. OK, turtles. Let's move out. 402 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,999 You bet. 403 00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:23,129 [BOTH] Whoa! 404 00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:27,169 - Ambush! - Here comes trouble, guys. 405 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,449 Enjoy your swim. 406 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:03,499 Miss me? 407 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,919 [SHOUTS IN JAPANESE] 408 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,469 You like baseball here? Strike one. 409 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:17,009 Strike two. You're aught to there. I love that game. 410 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,519 OK. I've had enough. 411 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:25,979 Come on, Jack. 412 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,069 It's Hammer time! 413 00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:41,409 Here. Hold these. Thank you. 414 00:37:58,350 --> 00:38:00,189 Oh, no! 415 00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:06,019 No, no, no, lady. That ain't nice. 416 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,580 [IN JAPANESE] Step back! 417 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,489 Huh? 418 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:18,739 - Who blew the whistle? - Hey! Look! 419 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:20,659 Kappa. 420 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,959 Hey, we're friends. OK? 421 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,169 We're here to find our brother, that's all. 422 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,469 Hey, I don't kiss on the first date, lady. 423 00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:34,709 - Raph, give it a rest, will ya? - Yeah. 424 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,139 Don't be afraid. 425 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,599 - You're just like the other one. - The other one? 426 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,599 Mikey? 427 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,479 - Bingo! - Oh, yes! Yes! 428 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:55,989 - Get down with your turtle self! - Oh, yeah! 429 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,049 You say your friends aren't demons? 430 00:39:19,350 --> 00:39:22,139 Hey, pal. You got a relative in Brooklyn? Nah. 431 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,899 I figure they're mercenaries in disguise, 432 00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:28,429 come to help the rebels invade us from the north. 433 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,819 - My village! - [GUNSHOTS] 434 00:39:40,370 --> 00:39:42,329 - Mikey! - Go! 435 00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:54,919 Find Kenshin. Fire over their heads and burn this place to the ground. 436 00:39:55,350 --> 00:39:58,879 There's a reward for the man who brings me the sceptre. Go! 437 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,839 Burn it! 438 00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:09,769 Go! 439 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,319 Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! 440 00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:20,449 Gunfire? I better cover the melon. 441 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,699 I gotta get aught to here. 442 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,669 Burn it to the ground! 443 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,299 It's one of them honour guards. There's a reward for 'im. 444 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,589 [CACKLING] 445 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,689 Greetings from Her Majesty. 446 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:54,849 My heroes. Mm. 447 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,899 Aaah! 448 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,489 Wait! Wait! I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise! 449 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,529 Oh, swords! 450 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:08,199 Break the spell. Gimme a kiss. 451 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,289 What do you mean, a monster, a demon? 452 00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:17,459 Hey! Which way did they go? 453 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:22,549 Excuse me, Niles. Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody? 454 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:26,339 But there's a demon up the road. Awild beast with a body of a man 455 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:30,229 - and the head of the devil himself. - Listen to me, you cretinous idiot. 456 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:33,519 It's nothing but a samurai wearing one of his ridiculous masks. 457 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,239 Shut up! Get on with it. 458 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,949 Clint Eastwood? Nah. 459 00:41:51,130 --> 00:41:52,959 Huh? 460 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:05,469 Hm... 461 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,189 Hey, Butch, don't you know westerns are dead? 462 00:42:10,190 --> 00:42:12,229 Speaking of dead... 463 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:15,359 [SOUND OF BLOWS] 464 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:20,659 I'll save ya, Captain. 465 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,609 - Uh-oh. - Hi, there. 466 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:25,899 See, when I said westerns were dead, I meant they're not dead. 467 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:31,119 Cos I forgot about Clint. You look a lot like Clint. They're, uh... Yes, you do. 468 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:33,459 Wet willy. 469 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,299 Sorry, Captain. 470 00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:39,369 Yes! 471 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,839 Dudes, most excellent timing. 472 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:05,489 Hold it right there, Zorro-dude. 473 00:43:16,050 --> 00:43:17,879 He's getting away! 474 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:26,419 - Wimp. - Captain, don't leave me here. 475 00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:29,469 - [MAKES CHICKEN SOUND] - Captain! Wait for... 476 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:34,809 Help! Grandfather! Help! 477 00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:40,689 - Yoshi! - Help! Grandfather! Help! 478 00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:43,149 Yoshi. Grandson. 479 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,569 Stay right here. 480 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,499 - Yoshi. - Yoshi? 481 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,249 Yoshi? 482 00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:03,799 - I don't think I'm out out for this hero stuff. - Michaelangelo! 483 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,259 - I could use some water. - What's going' on? 484 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,809 Here I go! 485 00:44:11,890 --> 00:44:14,849 - I don't believe it. He went in. - Mikey! No! 486 00:44:15,270 --> 00:44:16,809 - Mikey! - No! 487 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:27,369 We gotta do something! 488 00:44:34,290 --> 00:44:36,409 Kurt Russell, eat your heart out. 489 00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:41,379 I think he's gonna be OK. 490 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,049 Yoshi. Yoshi. 491 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,799 [COUGHS] 492 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,679 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 493 00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:57,679 - You scared me half to death. - Scared me half to death. 494 00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:01,149 - Mikey! - Mikey! So glad to see you! 495 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:04,939 - Yoshi! - I can't believe you did that. You're a hero. 496 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,779 - He has no life in him. - [OTHERS GASP] 497 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,280 [IN JAPANESE] He's badly hurt? 498 00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:10,659 What's going on? 499 00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:14,199 Give him to me. Let me take him. Please. 500 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,289 Yoshi. 501 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:21,089 Keep everyone back. Stay back, everyone. Give me some room. 502 00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:23,999 - Give him some room. - Everybody, get back. 503 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,299 - No. - No, wait. 504 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:41,189 - Let him try. - No. He's casting an evil spell. 505 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,399 No, it's not an evil spell. He's helping. 506 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,729 Keep back, everyone. I need more time. 507 00:45:47,530 --> 00:45:49,239 [IN JAPANESE] Please, don't. 508 00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:51,319 Come on, guys. Help him out. 509 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,829 Come on, Leo. You can do it. 510 00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:13,429 One, two, three, four, five. 511 00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,339 One, two, three. 512 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,809 Yeah. 513 00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:21,049 Attaboy, Leo. 514 00:46:21,730 --> 00:46:24,269 - He did it. - All right. 515 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,359 Yoshi. Ah! Yeah. 516 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,739 Yeah. Oh. 517 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,069 You're gonna be OK, Yoshi. 518 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,909 - Here you go. - Yoshi. 519 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,459 - Outstanding, dude. - Thanks. 520 00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:56,089 Yeah, I just hope these village people won't be afraid of us any more. 521 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,279 Well, it's a start. 522 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:14,649 [SHOUTS IN JAPANESE] 523 00:47:15,490 --> 00:47:18,359 Your men showed lack of courage today. 524 00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:22,329 They were frightened by the demons. As were your men. 525 00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:24,409 Is that so? 526 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,289 Walker, 527 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:29,839 loo k-. 528 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,629 Tell me, were the demons today not men? 529 00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,969 Real demons? 530 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,719 I don't know. 531 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,269 Old priests say 532 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:48,019 once before, demons defeated my ancestors. 533 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:53,729 Now they've come back for me. 534 00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:59,279 I agree to your price. 535 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,529 Guns for silver and silk. 536 00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:05,169 Ah, guns for gold. 537 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,999 Now there are demons. Before there were just men. 538 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,719 My cannons can destroy these monsters, my lord. 539 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,429 You can rewrite history. 540 00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,809 No. 541 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:30,940 And I can rewrite you. 542 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,949 Clothesline! Clothesline! 543 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,159 - Wipeout. - Hi-ho, Silver! 544 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,329 Horsey! 545 00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:48,659 Hey, horses! 546 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,749 Somebody dial 911. Medic? 547 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:57,249 - You thirsty? - Oh, no. My butt. 548 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:02,929 - You didn't find the sceptre, did you? - No. It's history. 549 00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:05,759 Huh? 550 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:11,559 - Adios, amigos. - You know, sometimes I hate that guy. 551 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,689 Yeah. Hm. 552 00:49:14,070 --> 00:49:17,909 - Let's see. The square root of the... - Now wait! Just hold it here, OK? 553 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,239 If the sceptre wasn't in the woods, maybe the daimyo has it. 554 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,739 No. He's been looking' for it too. 555 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,329 So what are we gonna do? How are we gonna get home? 556 00:49:27,630 --> 00:49:31,209 Wait. Listen. Look. Are you sure this isn't a dumb thing to do? 557 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:35,169 No, it's a smart thing to do. Losing the old sceptre was a dumb thing to do. 558 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:37,299 I didn't lose it, OK? 559 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:41,379 I had my head totally torqued, and besides, I know what it looks like. 560 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,299 I was holding onto it last and it doesn't look like this. 561 00:49:44,770 --> 00:49:48,009 - Don't look at me that way. - You don't know what you're talking about. 562 00:49:48,310 --> 00:49:50,229 Excuse me. 563 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,859 - No, you don't... What? - What? 564 00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:55,739 I don't mean to spoil your little party here. 565 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:01,949 This is your plan? 566 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,359 - Yeah. - You're not seriously suggesting 567 00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:08,079 that Donatello is gonna make an incredibly arcane time-travel machine? 568 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,619 Of course not. 569 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,249 - Totally bogus. - Really stupid. 570 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,539 - That's a relief. - No, that guy's gonna make it. 571 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:20,009 He's good with his hands. 572 00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:26,929 - What? - Come on, April. 573 00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:30,519 - Where are you going, dudette? - To find an apartment. 574 00:50:31,770 --> 00:50:34,769 I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a very long time. 575 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:38,229 - Are there apartments in Japan? - Am I a real-estate agent? 576 00:50:38,530 --> 00:50:41,489 - What about condos and time-shares? - Let's get back at this. 577 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,289 Take me with you. 578 00:50:57,590 --> 00:50:59,329 Where? New York? 579 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,669 No, you wouldn't fit in. 580 00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:05,379 I mean, uh... well, actually, you would fit in. 581 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,389 But, uh, you wouldn't really fit in. You know what I mean? 582 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:11,639 - You could teach me. - Uh, no, I couldn't. 583 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,309 Look, Whit. 584 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:17,849 I'm going back real soon and, uh... 585 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:22,069 I don't wanna have this conversation, OK? 586 00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:34,499 [IN JAPANESE] What is that? 587 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:38,039 Take whatever you guys need. All right? 588 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,049 [IN JAPANESE] Shut it up. 589 00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:47,129 Hey, Ken. Maybe you oughtta try a little decaf? 590 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,729 Kenshin is unhappy. He believes they will never get home. 591 00:51:53,650 --> 00:51:58,229 Well, it ain't exactly a quick jaunt across the Brooklyn Bridge, is it? 592 00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:06,149 Hey, Ken, you know? Maybe you oughtta try a little herbal, Ken-man? Know what I mean? 593 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:11,039 We can't wait for your sons. Mitsu needs me now. 594 00:52:14,210 --> 00:52:16,119 The sceptre, please. 595 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,629 [IN JAPANESE] Oh! What is that? 596 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,589 [IN JAPANESE] Get away! 597 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,729 Can you believe it? 598 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:37,559 We're not even in the play-offs yet. 599 00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:42,649 [DONATELLO] The space-time continuum will be out of phase after 60 hours. 600 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:48,109 Pick up the pace, smithy-San. We gotta have that sceptre done by tonight. 601 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,079 No. 602 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,039 Love it 603 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,909 ♪ - You know, there is one... ♪ ♪ - O sole mio! ♪ 604 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,589 We're talking' franchises here. 605 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,129 All you gotta do is keep your delivery to under 30 minutes. 606 00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:07,959 Let's see what we got in here. We got a, uh... 607 00:53:11,310 --> 00:53:14,929 pizza. You got that, dude? Pizza. 608 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,229 Frisbee. Also cool. 609 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,189 [IN JAPANESE] Stop it! 610 00:53:27,490 --> 00:53:29,609 Who Frisbee'd me in the face? 611 00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:31,949 - I'm aught to here. - Why, I oughtta... 612 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,109 [GROWLS] 613 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:37,079 It was Mike, with the thing. 614 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,419 Whoa. Hey, chill. Hey, hey, hey. 615 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,559 What is this? The Geraldo show? 616 00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:58,439 You gotta learn to control that temper, guy. 617 00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:00,599 Did I say that? 618 00:54:00,860 --> 00:54:03,099 I'm practising fighting the daimyo. 619 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,019 Fight the daimyo? Hold on here. 620 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,859 Fighting's for grown-ups and that's only if you've got no other choice. 621 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,859 You guys are kids. You should be out, um... 622 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,409 You should be out having fun. Flying those things. 623 00:54:17,790 --> 00:54:20,449 Come on. We could do it together. You could teach me. 624 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:24,459 - Fun is for children. - What? You're a senior citizen? 625 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,039 Come on. It'll be easy. 626 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,509 - What'd you say your name was? - Yoshi. 627 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,589 Yoshi! 628 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:38,299 OK, Yoshi. You and your buddies grab those kites and I'll join you later. 629 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,819 Kids. 630 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:52,149 Yo! Yoshi! Wait up! 631 00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,909 Hey, I think I'm getting this, Yoshi. What do you think? Look at that. 632 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:35,529 Lord Norinaga accepts your price. Guns for gold. 633 00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:38,029 Tell the daimyo to prepare the papers. 634 00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:05,479 Oh, sorry. I guess you want to be alone, huh? 635 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:10,809 I was asking the gods to protect someone. 636 00:56:11,570 --> 00:56:13,399 Kenshin? 637 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,569 He's, like, your beau, huh? 638 00:56:18,370 --> 00:56:21,109 - You know him? - Well, sort of. 639 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:25,159 He kinda went on a cosmic cruise and dropped in on us. 640 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:30,209 But don't worry. He'll be back as soon as we leave. I promise. 641 00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:37,929 - How do you know this? - Well, uh, uh... it's a kappa kinda thing. 642 00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:45,269 So, uh, what's your sign? 643 00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:08,989 Oh, man. 644 00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,289 - Hockey. - Hockey. 645 00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:15,549 Guess it's time for a little cultural exchange, if you know what I mean. 646 00:57:18,510 --> 00:57:20,469 OK, guys. 647 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:23,259 - Let's play a little hockey. - Hockey? 648 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,979 Take your best shot. 649 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,359 Come on. 650 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,569 - Just like you saw on TV? - TV? 651 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,859 Remember? 652 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,739 [IN JAPANESE] You guys understand it? 653 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,149 Hey, good. All right. 654 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:46,489 [IN JAPANESE] It must be hockey. 655 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:08,269 OK, I can work with that. 656 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,309 Good. Tomorrow, Walker, we will use your guns. 657 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,979 My pleasure. 658 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:58,519 Walker. 659 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:02,899 - Hm? - My dungeon is very crowded. 660 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,829 Then it would only be humane not to take any more prisoners, wouldn't it? 661 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,079 We'll just have to kill everybody. 662 00:59:15,670 --> 00:59:17,629 What do you hear, Sensi? 663 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,129 Danger. 664 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,469 Mitsu. 665 00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:30,259 - What is it? - Mitsu, I bring bad news from the castle. 666 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:32,969 It's two hours to midnight. 667 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:35,729 - I sure hope this works. - Impressive. 668 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:39,689 - Yes. Oh, this is perfect. - What if this doesn't work, dudes? 669 00:59:39,990 --> 00:59:44,229 What if we make, like, a cosmic U-turn and end up back in Godzilla land? 670 00:59:44,530 --> 00:59:47,699 We don't have a choice... unless you want to stay here. 671 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,779 - Maybe we should. - Hold it. 672 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,919 Yeah, right. Forget about Mitsu and gimme the sceptre. 673 00:59:53,210 --> 00:59:55,249 Hey, Raph! Give me back the sceptre! 674 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,789 - Give it over here! - Wait! 675 00:59:58,090 --> 01:00:00,579 [BREAKING GLASS] 676 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,589 - Nice going. - Butterfingers. 677 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,759 What next? 678 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:12,849 The daimyo is coming in the morning, 679 01:00:13,980 --> 01:00:16,139 with Walker and guns. 680 01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:18,309 Great. 681 01:00:19,110 --> 01:00:21,069 God, man. 682 01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:29,859 Hey, Yoshi. You awake, buddy? 683 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:39,169 Aw, Yoshi. Hey, hey, hey. What's the matter, little man? 684 01:00:40,010 --> 01:00:43,039 What's up with those tears? What's going' on here? 685 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,839 - Nothing. - Nothing', huh? 686 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:51,389 Well, too bad, cos if something' was bothering' ya, I got a little present here to cheer you up. 687 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,799 It's called a yo-yo. It's yours. I made it for ya. 688 01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:59,979 I was gonna give it to you tomorrow but, you know, things might get a little nuts. 689 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:04,269 - I might forget. - You fight daimyo in the morning. 690 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:10,449 Yeah. OK. So, tomorrow afternoon I'll teach you some tricks on your yo-yo. 691 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,619 - OK, buddy? - Tomorrow you might die. 692 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:18,579 Yeah. OK, Yoshi, you listen to me. 693 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:23,039 Tomorrow morning you and your buddies go up into the mountains and you play. 694 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:26,209 You hear me? No matter what happens. 695 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:32,389 I cannot let you die, Raphael-San. 696 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,689 Don't worry, kid. Nobody's gonna die. 697 01:01:39,650 --> 01:01:44,489 Hey, Yoshi. Come on. Where are you going? It's late already. Get yourself to bed. 698 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:48,609 What are you doing'? 699 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:54,279 Yoshi, this isn't playtime. Your sister's gonna kill me. 700 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:57,279 - What do you got? - For you, Raphael-San. 701 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,999 Aw, you didn't have to. 702 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:05,259 I find in the woods. Now you and the other kappa can go home. Now you no die. 703 01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:08,419 Son of a snapper. 704 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,049 Leo! 705 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,929 I found it! 706 01:02:16,850 --> 01:02:20,269 Look at this! It was here the whole time! It was under the house. 707 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,929 - Our little brother put it there. - Whoa! Mondo surprise! 708 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,979 - Whoa. - Let me see that. 709 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,269 - Careful now. Easy, guys. - Is it the one? 710 01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:33,489 - It's the one. Look, it's the sceptre. - Oh, God. I can't believe it. 711 01:02:33,790 --> 01:02:40,379 So you see, as long as we didn't have this, we had no choice but to stay and fight. 712 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:43,829 - Right? - You mean we were set up? 713 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:46,039 Wow. 714 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:48,589 - Uncool. - Very uncool. 715 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,719 Mitsu, 716 01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:52,799 is that for real? 717 01:02:58,270 --> 01:03:02,139 The vibes in here just turned bad. Let's split. 718 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,769 Wait! I am the one. 719 01:03:05,070 --> 01:03:09,859 Please. I am the one who told my grandson to hide the sceptre. 720 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:15,149 - What? - I want you to fight, not Mitsu. 721 01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:17,489 [SCREAM] 722 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,249 - Mitsu! - Let's go. Move it! 723 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:31,129 - Evening. - Mitsu! 724 01:03:31,550 --> 01:03:34,969 - Let me at him! - Mikey. Mikey, stay back. Calm down, man. 725 01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:38,759 Give me the sceptre, my little green friends. 726 01:03:40,310 --> 01:03:42,139 No! Kill him! 727 01:03:46,820 --> 01:03:49,399 Raph, gimme the sceptre. 728 01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:52,199 - Don't. - Man. 729 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,489 Bring Kenshin to the castle tonight, you get her back. 730 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,909 Come morning', I was you, I'd be gone. 731 01:04:08,630 --> 01:04:11,249 He's just riding' off. Guys, we gotta do something. 732 01:04:14,890 --> 01:04:20,049 I apologise for this interruption, but perhaps this little bird will sing for your supper. 733 01:04:21,350 --> 01:04:23,189 Mitsu. 734 01:04:24,270 --> 01:04:26,139 Why have you stolen my son? 735 01:04:27,610 --> 01:04:29,439 I do not have your son. 736 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,729 He's gone on a magic journey. 737 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,609 Only the sceptre can bring him back. 738 01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:39,909 You are lying. You have them both. 739 01:04:42,370 --> 01:04:44,209 I have nothing. 740 01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:47,159 He has the sceptre. 741 01:04:49,130 --> 01:04:51,169 No! 742 01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,139 Stop it! 743 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:02,299 Not as chirpy as I hoped. Niles. 744 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:07,349 - Come on. Come on. - Take her away! 745 01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:12,809 How did you capture such a woman? 746 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:18,269 The same way you capture any wild animal. By setting a trap. 747 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,939 [IN JAPANESE] Wait! 748 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,539 I don't have it. 749 01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:48,389 Equal partners. Right? I'm not your spy any more. 750 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:51,639 [HORSES NEIGHING] 751 01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:56,979 [APRIL] I wanna see the daimyo. 752 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,239 Hey, easy with the hands. 753 01:05:59,530 --> 01:06:01,949 Another little birdie come home to roost. 754 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,409 April's inside. Now it's up to us. 755 01:06:08,710 --> 01:06:11,619 Is this what they mean by "getting totally vertical"? 756 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,159 Turtles. It's not just a job, it's an adventure. 757 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,799 [MEWING] 758 01:06:29,810 --> 01:06:31,649 [LAUGHS] 759 01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:33,899 [CAT LIKE GROWL] 760 01:06:36,490 --> 01:06:38,229 [MEWING INTENSIFIES] 761 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,039 [HISSING] 762 01:06:51,290 --> 01:06:53,039 Meow, dude! 763 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,289 Ow! His chin's landed on my foot. 764 01:06:55,630 --> 01:06:57,459 Sayonara, blubber butt-. 765 01:06:58,430 --> 01:07:00,759 - Mitsu! - Yaah! 766 01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:04,179 - How's it hanging? - Michaelangelo. 767 01:07:04,470 --> 01:07:08,089 Hey, Mit. Uh, sorry about the crack about the bad vibes. 768 01:07:08,390 --> 01:07:11,809 - You got great vibes. - Quickly. We must free the others. 769 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,809 - Hey, Whit! - Well, well, well. Miss O'Neil. 770 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,479 My partner and I were discussing your future. 771 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:26,949 Let me tell you something about your partner here. He's scum. 772 01:07:27,410 --> 01:07:29,249 He's the lowest scum of the earth. 773 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,119 No, you know something? He's lower than scum. 774 01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:37,089 - He gives scum a bad name. - Of course he does. That's why I hired him. 775 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,669 Take her away. 776 01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:44,679 No, now wait a minute. Wait! I have information about the daimyo's son. 777 01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:46,929 I think she's telling the truth. 778 01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:51,849 Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I? I pay you to lie, cheat and steal. 779 01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:57,729 So why don't you go down to the harbour and bring back the men and their guns? 780 01:07:58,030 --> 01:07:59,059 Guns? 781 01:07:59,570 --> 01:08:02,559 Shh. Maybe she's up here. Nice and light now. 782 01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,659 Ooh. Love the artwork. 783 01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:06,819 Reservations for five? 784 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,909 And your tea, maybe? 785 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,359 Come on! 786 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:16,409 - That's OK. We'll find a table ourselves. - Little log there. 787 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:20,369 Everything looks cool up here. Come on! 788 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:25,389 - Come on, come on. Clear on the right. - Clear on the left. Mitsu, you back there? 789 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,349 Hey, you guys. Check it out. 790 01:08:33,730 --> 01:08:36,769 - Wow! Ancient us. - Trippy. 791 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:39,269 - The Battle of the Thousand Swords. - Hm? 792 01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:42,189 Four demons defeated the daimyo and his army. 793 01:08:44,030 --> 01:08:48,699 Definitely family. It looks like me but it's, uh, got Raph's beak. 794 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,909 - Watch it. - But it was only a legend. 795 01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:55,409 - Dudes, we're legends. - Hey, it's cool. 796 01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:58,869 - I like it. - Hey, Wayne Newton. 797 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,749 You. 798 01:09:02,470 --> 01:09:05,329 You were expecting maybe, uh, the Addams Family? 799 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,099 - Good one. - You have come back. 800 01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:11,929 Yeah, we like to drop in every three or four centuries. 801 01:09:12,230 --> 01:09:16,309 Yeah and it looks like you're having' a rough day, so give us the sceptre back 802 01:09:16,610 --> 01:09:18,849 and... we'll get aught to here. 803 01:09:19,150 --> 01:09:21,609 - Yeah. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 804 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:25,189 You have disgraced my ancestor, but you will not disgrace me. 805 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,319 For that I am willing to die. 806 01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:29,189 Kill! 807 01:09:29,490 --> 01:09:30,949 [IN JAPANESE] No! 808 01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:35,579 We will both die, but only one of us with honour. 809 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,329 Hm. 810 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:45,879 - Are we out of the loop here or what? - Yeah. 811 01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:48,470 Hey! 812 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,809 - Chill, dude. - Wow. Phew. 813 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:55,179 - You OK? - Watch out! 814 01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,509 He who dings the shell must pay! 815 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:13,489 Yes! 816 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,839 Your turn! 817 01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:27,119 One, two, three and kick! 818 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,049 Good night! 819 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:33,929 Bases loaded. Home run! 820 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,429 Leap frog! 821 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:43,899 Triple play! 822 01:10:50,910 --> 01:10:52,739 Hello! Goodbye! 823 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,159 All right! Good job, turtles. 824 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,409 - Leo, high foot! - Hey! 825 01:11:03,710 --> 01:11:07,299 - All right, let's rock'n'roll, dudes. - Whoa! More logs. 826 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,929 Hey, mac. Take the rest of the day off. 827 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:15,009 - I'll open the dungeon. - All right, you guys go that way. 828 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:17,929 - We must open the gate. - No problemo. 829 01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:20,009 Trouble. 830 01:11:24,650 --> 01:11:27,189 One, two, three, four. 831 01:11:27,490 --> 01:11:29,399 You're free, guys. Let's go! 832 01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:42,999 Uh-oh! 833 01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:54,839 I love this stuff! 834 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,819 I get such a kick aught to this job. 835 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,699 Hold it, bucko! 836 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,749 [SPEAKS JAPANESE] 837 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,719 Big mistake, dude. 838 01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:04,119 Go ahead. Finish me. 839 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,209 OK. 840 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,379 There. Short enough for ya? 841 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,469 Kappa. 842 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,469 - [WHISTLES] - Huh? 843 01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:27,939 Aaah! 844 01:13:30,110 --> 01:13:31,939 Hey. 845 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,439 - Hello? - Who's trapped inside? 846 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:38,239 - Lord Norinaga. - No! 847 01:13:38,530 --> 01:13:40,319 Whoa! 848 01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:42,409 Aaah! 849 01:13:43,370 --> 01:13:46,989 - Name rings 3 bell. - [LAUGHTER] 850 01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:49,789 Yes, indeed. Turtles, one. Daimyo, zip. 851 01:13:50,090 --> 01:13:51,869 Hey, look! 852 01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:54,709 It's April. 853 01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:00,509 - If it ain't The Phantom of the Opera. - Love to stay and chat, but... 854 01:14:01,310 --> 01:14:04,049 places to go, people to kill. 855 01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:08,059 [GUNSHOTS] 856 01:14:09,770 --> 01:14:11,809 Come on, lads! 857 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,689 Move it! Move it! Out of the way! 858 01:14:15,110 --> 01:14:17,729 - Oh, no! Guns. - There goes the neighbourhood. 859 01:14:18,030 --> 01:14:19,649 - Wait. - Calm down. 860 01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:24,539 - Thank you, Mr Whit. - You make a great servant. I'm impressed. 861 01:14:24,830 --> 01:14:26,449 - My God. - Stay cool. 862 01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,909 - Who's your tailor? - We're naked. 863 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,119 - You OK, April? - Sorry, guys. 864 01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:37,499 We don't have time for these social pleasantries, I'm afraid. Shoot them. 865 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:38,839 Right. 866 01:14:40,930 --> 01:14:43,009 [WHIT] Don't move a finger. 867 01:14:46,310 --> 01:14:49,219 - What did you say? - I said shoot them. 868 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:53,059 That wasn't part of the deal, Walker. 869 01:14:54,650 --> 01:14:58,569 Well, if you feel like that you'd better join them, hadn't you? Niles? 870 01:14:58,820 --> 01:15:00,609 Right. 871 01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:04,279 - Hey, come on. - Shoot him too. 872 01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:06,819 With pleasure. 873 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,109 Right, then. Ready... 874 01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:16,459 Gee, if we die here in the past does that mean that we don't get born in the future? 875 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,219 Hey, Tinkerbell, why don't you shoot us? 876 01:15:20,510 --> 01:15:23,969 - Uh, Leo, wait. - I'm sorry. Are you addressing me? 877 01:15:24,390 --> 01:15:28,099 Shoot us yourself, unless you're too scared. 878 01:15:29,310 --> 01:15:31,719 I get it. 879 01:15:32,190 --> 01:15:35,729 He knows he can't kill us. We're demons. 880 01:15:36,570 --> 01:15:38,029 They are demons. 881 01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:43,489 Your bullets will just bounce back and kill all you guys instead. 882 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,869 Would you like the pleasure of the first shot, Captain? 883 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:52,249 OK. Go ahead, punk. Make my day. 884 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,239 Well, if it's gonna make you all feel better. 885 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:03,089 - I've got a good idea. - What's that, Captain? 886 01:16:03,970 --> 01:16:06,879 - Out of the way. - What's this creep got up his sleeve? 887 01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:10,009 - What's he doing? - Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well. 888 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,809 - Nice bluff, Mr Leader. - Major bummer. 889 01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:17,309 We're toast. 890 01:16:18,190 --> 01:16:20,189 Try this on for size. 891 01:16:20,650 --> 01:16:22,739 Uh, this could hurt. 892 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:32,909 Boy, do I love being a turtle. 893 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:37,489 Oh, yes, that's very clever. Oh, yes, very clever. 894 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,579 Missed me! 895 01:16:44,390 --> 01:16:48,629 - Guess what time it is. - Willy, willy, willy. Willy, willy, willy! 896 01:16:50,890 --> 01:16:52,929 - Take a hike, pal. - Let's get Walker! 897 01:16:53,270 --> 01:16:55,099 Hey, guys! 898 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,279 Look! Don King! 899 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:10,989 Smells like a geek ran through here. 900 01:17:13,330 --> 01:17:15,409 Oh! 901 01:17:15,710 --> 01:17:18,949 My little darlings, I almost forgot you. Come on. 902 01:17:23,130 --> 01:17:25,669 - Where did he go? - There he goes, out the window! 903 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,929 - Come on, Mikey! - We'll go out the front and cut him off. 904 01:17:33,270 --> 01:17:35,759 - Hurry, Raph! - I'm right behind you, Leo. 905 01:17:39,110 --> 01:17:41,939 - He's up there, Donny. Come on! - All right. Let's go. 906 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,099 - This is so good for your calves. - Yeah. 907 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,329 Stop right there! Or you're a goner, dude! 908 01:17:58,630 --> 01:18:00,409 Totally. 909 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,589 What kind of demons are you? 910 01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:13,429 - We're turtles, friend. - Of the teenage mutant ninja variety. 911 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,309 Sleaze ball. 912 01:18:15,850 --> 01:18:16,889 Yeah. Hm. 913 01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:34,699 - Check it out. - This is what you've been searching for. 914 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,749 Go fetch. 915 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,489 Wait! There goes our ride home. 916 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:48,919 Did you really think I'd make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles? 917 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:51,339 I got it! I got it! I got it! 918 01:18:54,180 --> 01:18:56,019 Oh, not again. 919 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,889 - Nice catch. - I got you! I got you! 920 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,359 Yes! I got it. 921 01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:23,079 Aaah! 922 01:19:28,010 --> 01:19:31,219 - Wow. - Bungee jumping without a bungee. 923 01:19:32,010 --> 01:19:34,469 - That could be dangerous. - You got that. 924 01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:47,899 Hey, guys. We have an egg timer to catch. Let's move it. 925 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:55,529 - Buckle up, dudes. It's time to go home. - [MICHAELANGELO] Guys, I'm not going back. 926 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,119 What? 927 01:19:57,410 --> 01:20:00,749 I said I'm staying here. I'm not going back with you. 928 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:04,029 Michaelangelo, come on. You can't be serious. 929 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,999 He's serious. 930 01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:11,119 Wait a minute. You are going back to New York. 931 01:20:11,430 --> 01:20:13,419 Been there, done that. 932 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,509 Michaelangelo, it's our home. 933 01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:20,969 Sure. Your home's a nice apartment. My home's a sewer. 934 01:20:21,270 --> 01:20:23,809 Uh, I've been thinking the same thing, Leo. 935 01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:27,519 People appreciate us here. We don't have to live like moles. 936 01:20:27,780 --> 01:20:31,739 Whoa. No way. We're all going back. Tell him, Leo. 937 01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:37,069 Hey, you know, not to sound selfish or anything, but what the heck? Why not? 938 01:20:37,370 --> 01:20:39,659 I do not want to stay here. 939 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,449 Me neither. Do you think I could possibly live without a single microchip? 940 01:20:46,090 --> 01:20:50,379 Whoa! Somebody's activated the sceptre. We gotta go now. 941 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,549 Kenshin, no. 942 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:59,969 We wait 400 years and this Casey is still late. I will wait no longer. 943 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:05,559 Kenshin, you cannot go without the others. It would be cowardly. 944 01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,149 ♪ [TARZAN BOY BY BALTIMORA] ♪ 945 01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,979 Come on! Hey! Come on. Yeah! Both of you. 946 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,319 Yeah! Come on! Gotta get back! Time to go! 947 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:26,579 Come on, you party animals. I know. Yeah, OK. Come on. Get it together. 948 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,589 Just wanted to give you guys a nice peek at the future. 949 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,289 Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right? 950 01:21:33,590 --> 01:21:35,499 We're lucky. We're going back. 951 01:21:37,050 --> 01:21:38,889 [ALL] Not! 952 01:21:42,730 --> 01:21:44,679 This could really screw up history. 953 01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:48,939 All right. OK. Enough is enough. OK? Let's go. Come on. 954 01:21:50,650 --> 01:21:53,019 Guys, you cannot split up. 955 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,359 - You're brothers. Remember? - Yeah, I guess. 956 01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:58,479 - Yeah. - Raphael-San! 957 01:21:58,950 --> 01:22:01,489 - Hey! Yoshi. - Yoshi wants to say goodbye. 958 01:22:02,620 --> 01:22:06,109 But we're not going' back. Me and Raph are gonna be staying. 959 01:22:07,130 --> 01:22:10,289 - No. - Huh? 960 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:12,919 Kenshin must return. You promised. 961 01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:14,249 Yeah, but... 962 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:18,419 Our two families must be united or the wars will start again. 963 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:21,209 But I thought... 964 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,099 I want to stay here... with you. 965 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:27,139 You will always be here with me, 966 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:29,219 Michaelangelo. 967 01:22:33,610 --> 01:22:35,939 Uh-oh, guys. It's picking' up speed. Come on! 968 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,069 There was traffic, man. 969 01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:45,289 - Benkei, no! - Hey! Wait! 970 01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:46,540 No! 971 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:51,709 I've been thinking'. We have to go back. It's our destiny. 972 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:57,119 I mean, if we stay here, we interfere with their lives. And that would be selfish. 973 01:22:57,380 --> 01:22:59,839 - Exactly. - Our lives are in New York. 974 01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,049 - Right, guys? - Yeah. 975 01:23:03,390 --> 01:23:06,599 - It's Star Trek time, guys. - Hey, Yoshi, man. 976 01:23:06,890 --> 01:23:09,639 - Raphael-San. - Yo, Yoshi. 977 01:23:11,270 --> 01:23:13,509 I will never forget you, Raphael-San. 978 01:23:15,110 --> 01:23:19,349 I won't forget you either, little man. And remember, watch that temper. 979 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:22,569 - Oh. - Hey, all right! 980 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,659 Nah, nah, nah. I'll put this on lay away for you, OK? 981 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:31,619 All right? Give you an excuse to come back, Zenmeister. OK? 982 01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:35,239 - Casey. - Whoa. All right. All right. 983 01:23:35,550 --> 01:23:37,379 Benkei! 984 01:23:38,010 --> 01:23:40,879 You got a bus to catch. Come on. Go ahead. Go ahead. 985 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,219 [IN JAPANESE] Thanks. 986 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,719 It's OK, man. Go ahead. You'll be all right. 987 01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:49,809 Benkei! 988 01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:54,309 See you later. 989 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:58,479 - Come on, Mikey. - If you ever get to New York... 990 01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:03,239 - Later, Mikey. - OK. Destiny, what a drag. Bye. 991 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,569 Mikey! Hurry! 992 01:24:06,870 --> 01:24:09,159 - I'm coming! - Come on, Mikey! 993 01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,289 Mikey! 994 01:24:22,930 --> 01:24:25,799 Guys, we made it back to the den. Wow. 995 01:24:26,970 --> 01:24:28,809 Hm? 996 01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:32,389 Michaelangelo? 997 01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:35,099 Mikey? 998 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:41,279 [SCREAM] 999 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,529 - He's got the sceptre! - Get that guy! 1000 01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:46,619 No! 1001 01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,469 Mikey? 1002 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,919 Mikey. 1003 01:25:11,770 --> 01:25:14,849 - We thought we lost you forever, Mikey. - Thought you were a goner. 1004 01:25:15,150 --> 01:25:17,759 - Glad you're OK. - Hi, guys. 1005 01:25:18,070 --> 01:25:19,429 Michaelangelo. 1006 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,109 [IN JAPANESE] Go on. 1007 01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:39,249 Father. 1008 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,289 Kenshin. 1009 01:26:06,110 --> 01:26:08,199 [IN JAPANESE] Excuse me. 1010 01:26:08,490 --> 01:26:10,529 - Hockey. - Hockey. 1011 01:26:26,090 --> 01:26:27,929 Kenshin! 1012 01:26:34,270 --> 01:26:37,639 - Michaelangelo? - Yes, Master Splinter? 1013 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:41,189 Something deeply troubles you, my son. 1014 01:26:42,110 --> 01:26:46,229 Growing up. I don't think I'll ever laugh again. 1015 01:26:47,070 --> 01:26:48,479 Hm. 1016 01:26:49,780 --> 01:26:51,569 - Yo, dude! - Huh? 1017 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,789 Yo, dude! 1018 01:26:57,460 --> 01:26:59,369 Just like Elvis in Blue Hawaii. 1019 01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:01,539 [SPLINTER IMITATES ELVIS] 1020 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,079 I saw it on cable. 1021 01:27:07,090 --> 01:27:09,299 - Hey, Mikey. - Huh? 1022 01:27:11,010 --> 01:27:13,469 Raph? Donny? 1023 01:27:14,180 --> 01:27:16,009 Leo? 1024 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:18,889 ♪ [Rocking Over The ♪ ♪ Beat by Technotronic] ♪ 1025 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,489 Yeah! All right! 1026 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,199 Get down with us turtles!