♪不情愿地蹲在起跑线上♪ Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
♪发动机不停地运转跳动♪ Engines pumping and thumping in time
♪绿灯闪烁 旗帜升起♪ The green light flashes the flags go up
♪他们急切地想要得到奖杯♪ Churning and burning they yearn for the cup
♪他们灵巧地移动 肌肉发达♪ They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
♪燃料迅速燃烧♪ Fuel burning fast
如果不是黑色和蓝色 就不能让他们过去 - If they're not black and blue, they're not gettin' through.
鲁莽又狂野 它们在转弯处倾泻 Reckless and wild They pour through the turns
是时候让小丑上场了 - Time to send in the clown.
清条路出来吧 - Let's clear a path.
♪以最快的速度驾驶和冲刺♪ Driving and striving as fast as he can
♪很久以前 有人带着奖杯离开♪ And long ago somebody left with the cup
♪但他一直在开车 努力 拥抱转弯♪ But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
♪想着那个他依然爱着的人♪ And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
♪他要去远方♪ He's going the distance
♪去追求速度♪ He's going for speed
♪她独自一人 在她需要的时候♪ She's all alone all alone all alone in her time of need
跟他对齐 - Line me up.
♪策划他的战斗和撕咬的路线♪ And plotting the course he's fighting and biting
♪骑着他的坐骑 远走高飞♪ And riding on his horse He's going the distance
操 牛逼 - Fuck, that was cool!
这帮条子根本不会开车啊 These cops can't drive for shit! Ha!
-他们还活着呢 -我知道 枪卡住了 - Uh, they're still alive! - I noticed! The gun is jammed.
你开车 - Take the wheel!
注意左边 转向 Watch your left. Swerve!
别再指手画脚的了 赶紧把那玩意儿修好 - Stop backseat driving and fix that fucking thing.
在修 - I am!
搞定 Fixed!
果冻啦 执法官 Jell-O, Lawman!
你干嘛老说果冻 - Why do you always say "Jell-O" like that?
-就是再见的意思 -什么 才不是呢 - It means "good-bye." - What? No, it doesn't.
-那就是道甜品 你个傻逼 -这话城里人才懂 It's a dessert, you moron. - No, it's insider slang.
是个哥们吃完晚饭说的 然后他就 A dude said it after dinner before he--
我去的嘞 Oh, God damn it!
-后面 -后面 - Behind! - Behind!
我早就知道你俩会和好的 - Aw, I always knew you two would work things out,
我好喜欢你改装的车 and I love what you've done with the car.
嘿 谢啦 兄弟 - Hey, thanks, man.
我也挺喜欢你 发型的 Love what you've done with your, uh, fire hair.
看起来倍儿棒 - Looks really good.
人家就是想尝试下新风格啦 - Aw, I'm just trying something new.
嘿 听说你跟斯通有过节啊 - Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone.
过节 我俩仇大着呢 Beef? I got a whole butcher shop.
斯通是我的 Stone is mine. Ta!
拜 - Bye!
-去你的 -我去 - Screw you, man! - Holy shit!
是 布鲁对不对 It's-- I wanna say, uh, Blue?
不是 开头是S 就在嘴边了 - No, it begins with "S." It's on the tip of my tongue.
-斯图 斯图 -斯图 - Stu! Stu! - Stu!
-我哥们儿啊 -我天 靠 - Haha, that's my guy! - Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
泥锅泥碗你滚蛋 Duck, duck, goose!
不客气嗷 - You're welcome!
草 - Fuck!
来吧宝贝儿 来吧宝儿 Come on, baby, come on, baby.
跟上我 跟住我 Follow me, follow me--
不行 太近了 Oh, no, too close.
这是为娘给你的吻 宝贝儿 Here's your kiss from mama, baby!
草 - Oh, shit!
现在该你们跑喽 - Now's your chance to skedaddle.
我们不能丢下你不管 - We can't leave you to fight this.
当然不能了 - The fuck you can't.
我受够你们了 你俩耽误我杀人了 I'm tired of y'all. You're bogarting my kills.
重型卡车呼叫龙卷风 我们要飞过去了 Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in.
安珀 你继续开火 Amber, you keep laying down that fire.
这些鸡在笼子里乱飞呢 These chickens are flying the coop.
非常感谢 下轮我们来吧 - Thanks a lot. - This next round's on us.
草 来人弄死这辆破车 - Shit. Would someone kill this fucking truck?
我来 长官 You got it, sir!
安珀 Amber!
想去哪儿啊 斯通 Where do you think you're going, Stone?
别想躲我哦 You can't hide from me.
冰淇淋（我尖叫）不是 是你要叫了 Ice cream? No, you scream.
不 不 安珀 - No! No! Amber!
你干嘛这样 他们跟我们一拨的 - Why'd you do that? They were on our side!
哪有什么一拨这说 斯图图 There are no sides, Stubert!
所有人都得死 Everybody burns!
去他妈的 Fuck this shit.
抓住你了 - Gotcha!
好了 斯图图 Okay, Stubie,
是展示你獠牙的机会了 now's your chance to show me your fangs.
扣动扳机 把你小狗狗打死吧 Pull the trigger, and put your doggy down.
动手啊 Do it!
-快点 动手啊 -动手啊 - Come on, do it! - Do it!
快点 - Come on.
快点 小图 你可以的 Come on, Stewie. You can do this.
-靠 -迈克 我们走 - Holy shit! - Mike, let's go!
你救了我的命 - You saved my ass!
我老二的皮好像是破了 - I-I think I skinned my wang.
别提你老二 兄弟 - Oh, don't talk about your wang, man.
我可不想瞅 - I don't want to look at it, man.
斯图伯特 Stubert!
小丑 你会遵纪守法的 - You'll abide by the law, clown.
哈罗德 你来开车 - Harold, take the wheel.
从我车上下去 - Get off my car!
你 拿走了 我 所有的 一切 - You! Took! Everything! From! Me!
搞什么 - What the fuck?
嘿 你眼上的血滴引擎盖上... Hey! You're dripping eye blood on the hoo--
去他妈的 Oh, fuck it.
草 - Oh, shit!
我是 杀了他吗 Did I-- Did I kill him?
不知道 你是想掉头回去 - I don't know. You want to turn around
看看他还有脉搏吗 and check for a pulse?
赶紧走吧 走了 Let's get the hell outta here! Let's go!
赶紧走 快点 Get outta here! Let's go!
我去 我觉得我们能成功 - Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it.
天 我已经厌倦躲避傻屌芝士警官了 - God, I'm so tired of running from Officer Dick Cheese.
-抓稳了 -感谢提醒 Hang on. - Thanks for the warning.
好啊 就来比比胆子 - Oh, okay, we can play chicken.
来啊 王八蛋 Come on, fuckers!
-就是现在 -就是现在 - Now! - Now!
约翰 - John?
约翰 约翰 John! John!
出来 Get outta there!
哦吼 Well, oh, well.
又剩你跟我了 It's just you and me again.
我在托皮卡巡逻的时候 You know, when I was walking a beat in Topeka,
见过你这种垃圾 I used to see pieces of trash just like you.
他们笑我 骂我 朝我吐口水 They'd mock me, call me names, spit on me,
就因为我想保护街道安全 just because I was tryin' to keep the streets safe.
电网爆炸的时候 When the power grid blew,
所有这帮混蛋都跑来找我 all of those same fuckheads came to my door
寻求庇护 wanting to be protected,
想要安全 wanting to be safe,
你知道他们真正想要什么吗 but you know what they really wanted?
他们不过就是想维持秩序 They just wanted to be kept in line.
有什么可笑的 - What's so fuckin' funny?
你话好多 - You talk so much.
什么规则啊 法律啊 All this talk about rules and laws,
都是扯淡 it's all bullshit.
你就是个悲催孤独的人 You're just a sad, lonely man,
你还觉得自己掌控了一切 and you think you're in control.
我就是掌控了一切 - I am in control.
错 - No.
你不过就是拿着枪的那个人 You're just the one holdin' the gun.
还有什么遗言吗 - Any last words?
-咚咚 -谁啊 - Knock, knock. - Who's there?
我让你自己选 会很不好选 - I'm gonna give you a tough choice.
你可以慢慢死去 也可以 You can die slowly, or...
死痛快点儿 You can die fast.
祝你今天过得愉快 You have a good day now,
王八蛋 motherfucker.
我他妈还以为又要失去你了 - Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again.
在哪儿 Oh, where's--
对不起 - I'm sorry.
那帮混蛋会付出代价的 - Those fuckers are gonna pay.
嘿 比尔 我回来啦 想我了没 - Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me?
比尔升职了 - Bill got promoted.
未经允许你不可以接近 You do not have clearance to approach.
我知道你只是想做好分内事 - Look, I know you're just trying to do your job,
但我有个改变人生的契机 but I have a life-changing opportunity
马上就要过期了 that's going to expire
前提是我得把这包裹在1分17 16 15… if I don't deliver this package in one minute and 17, 16, 15--
你知道我什么意思吗 You see where I'm going with this?
-知道 与我无关 -如果渡鸦听说 - Yeah, that's not my problem. - Uh, it will be
她的包裹在门外过期了 就有关了 if Raven hears her delivery expired right outside her gate.
靠 - Holy shit.
跟渡鸦说送奶工成功了 Tell Raven the Milkman made it.
走 - Let's go.
开门 - Open the gate!
你没跟我提过她这么性感 - You didn't tell me she was so hot.
某人这十天够忙的啊 - Someone's had a busy ten days.
不止我一个 - And I'm not the only one.
嘿 恭喜你升职 比尔 Hey, congratulations on the promotion, Bill!
她对你好不 工资高不 福利到位不 She treatin' you well? Good pay? Good benefits?
把包裹给她 约翰 - Just give her the package, John.
去你妈的 比尔 - Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
我们怎么知道她会真的实践诺言 - How do we know she's actually going to pay up?
送奶工就是这么做事的 - This is how Milkman deliveries work.
唯一一个会让情况变得奇怪的人是你 Only person who's making it weird right now is you.
恭喜 约翰 - Congratulations, John.
欢迎来到新旧金山 Welcome to New San Francisco.
嘿 嘿 等下兄弟 - Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man.
比尔 淡定 她跟我一起的 Bill, calm down. She's with me.
约翰 她不能进去 - John, she's not allowed to enter.
要不是因为她 东西你也拿不着 - Well, you wouldn't have it if it wasn't for her.
我们谈好了的 约翰 - We had a deal, John,
你和我 you and me.
可她跟我一起的 你只需要这点 - And she's with me. That's all you need to know.
如果她不能进去 行吧 我也不进去了 If she can't go in, fine. I'm not goin' in either.
约翰 别这样 - John, don't do this.
你等这天等了一辈了了 对不对 You wanted this your whole life, right?
-是 但是 -那你该走了 - Yeah, but-- - Then you need to go.
你这是干嘛 - What are you doin'?
我不想成为你不进去的理由 - I'm not gonna be the reason you don't go inside,
所以你进去 你会很幸福的 so you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy.
明白了吗 You got it?
别 约翰 Don't, John.
我认真的 I mean it.
安静 Quiet--
得找医生给他治疗 带他进去 - He needs medical attention. Get him inside.
去吧 - Go on.
怎么会 安静 不要 安静 What? Quiet, no! Quiet!
安静 Quiet!
果冻 约翰 - Jell-O, John.
站住 - Stop, now!
给 一般都是约翰去送 Here. John usually makes this run,
但既然他退休了 but since he's retired...
给我这干嘛 - What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
送货啊 我们需要新的送奶工 - Deliver it. We need a new Milkman.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
那个是送去圣地亚哥的 That was for San Diego.
去他妈的圣地亚哥 - Fuck San Diego.
送奶工已经稳定下来了 - The Milkman has stabilized.
医生说他会没事的 但是那个女孩 Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl--
你就不能让她进来吗 Couldn't you have let her in?
她让事情变复杂了 - She complicates things.
想象一下约翰经历了什么 Imagine what John went through,
开车穿越半个国家 driving halfway across the country,
就为了送 all to deliver...
这个 this.
你有什么想法 - What do you think?
还行吧 我要的是开心果味儿的 - It's fine. I ordered pistachio.
当然了 他们把我订单弄岔了 Of course, they fucked up my order.
我是说约翰 - I meant about John. - Oh.
他通过测试了 He passed his test,
卡利普索也履行了他的诺言 and Calypso kept his end of the bargain.
差不多吧 Mostly.
棉花糖 好恶心 Marshmallow. Blech.
所以是时候给他安排 - So it's time that we start prepping him
新职位了 for his new position?
不急 让他先适应一下 Not yet, let him acclimate,
感受一下城里的美好生活 get a feel for the good life inside.
然后再谈接下来的事 Then we'll talk about what comes next.
老二画得挺好 - That's a nice dick.
好了混蛋 就你跟我 All right, jerkoff, it's just me and you.
我们今天到底要不要解决这个问题 Now are we gonna work it out today, or not.
不是吧 Come on!
靠 Oh, fuck!
这也 This--
去你妈的 Fuck you, fuckin'...
来吧 Come on.
你干嘛逼我这么对你 Why do you make me do this to you?
别犯浑哈 Don't be such a fuckin' asshole!
该死的自行车 Fuckin' bike.
干嘛 What?!
-早上好 约翰 -嗨 - Good morning, John. - Hi
嘿 近来可好 约翰 - Hey, what's up, John?
嘿 约翰 - Hey, John.
早啊 约翰 - Good morning, John.
-我天 -我跟你们说 - Oh my god. - I'm telling ya.
我吃过最奇怪的东西是猫头鹰 Look, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten was an owl.
-不是吧 -真的 - No shit? - Yeah!
为什么啊 - Why?
我得找点夜宵吃吧 - I got the midnight munchies.
你知道我什么意思 You know what I'm talkin' about!
你真够牛逼的 约翰 You're such a badass, John.
天 你肯定杀过很多人吧 Oh, god, you must have, like, killed so many people.
那是 杀过几个吧 - Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah.
是啊 - Yeah. - Mmm.
嗯 Yeah.
几个 But, like how many?
我又不会去数 兄弟 - Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude.
他不会去数 - He doesn't keep count!
就像我说的 你太牛逼了 Okay, like I said, you're a badass.
你得跟他们说说小丑的事 Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown!
太疯狂了 This is so crazy.
他好像 身上绑一堆东西我也不清楚 I think he had, like, bondage stuff, I don't know.
是是是 有好多皮革 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of leather
-还有好多汗 -这人 and sweat. - This guy!
嗨 - Hi.
-戴安 对吧 -对 - Diane, right? - Yeah.
进来吧 Come in.
没关系 我不咬人的 It's okay. I won't bite.
我以前从没被安排过 - So, uh, I've never been set up on
做这种事 a thing like this before. - Oh.
但切斯特跟我说你是他保镖 - But Chester told me you're a guard with him.
你不记得我了 - You don't remember me?
未经允许你不可以接近 You do not have clearance to approach.
靠 替比尔的那位 - Oh, shit! Bill's replacement!
我都没认出来你 - Mm-hmm. - I didn't even recognize you.
肯定是发型问题 - Well, must be the hair.
当时有枪我都没仔细看 - I didn't even see past the gun.
我给你拿点喝的 - Let me get you a drink.
喜欢喝红酒吗 Do you like wine?
厕所酿的还是水槽酿的 - Uh, toilet or sink?
红酒怎么样 - How about red?
可以吗 Yeah?
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
是送披萨的到了 Oh, that's the pizza.
介意拿一下吗 Would you mind grabbing that?
没问题 - Sure.
嘿 你们点的奶酪披萨 - Hey, got a cheese pizza for you.
我从没收过快递 I've never been on the other side of a delivery.
我应该给你点东西对不对 I'm supposed to give you something, right?
给你 Here you go.
子弹 - Bullets.
你是更想要汽油吗 - Would you prefer gasoline?
这边就有现金 兄弟 - There is cash right there, dude.
希望这玩意儿能帮你生火 - I hope that makes a warm fire for you.
嘿 谢谢 And hey, thanks.
真的很感谢你为了把这个送达 I really appreciate what you went through
所经历的一切 to get this here.
没什么的 兄弟 - It's not a big deal, man.
这个就是披萨啊 - So this is pizza.
你从没吃过披萨 - You've never had pizza?
我天 你从没吃过披萨 - Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza?!
我很荣幸成为你的第一次 - I'm honored to be here for your first time.
谢谢 - Thanks.
好吃吗 - Good?
我知道你在那边 - I know you're out there.
你不知道自己惹的是谁 You don't know who you're messin' with.
要是你想杀我 那就麻利点儿 If you're gonna kill me, do it quick,
你个该死的掠食者 you goddamn vulture.
我不是掠食者 你个混蛋 - I'm not a vulture, you buttmunch.
我也没想杀你 And I don't want to kill you.
你送的货 我要一半 Your delivery. I want half.
我听说过你 - I heard of you.
你就是那个抢劫送奶工的人 You're the one who's been robbin' milkmen?
我蹭小弟弟用的树枝都比你大 I've scratched my taint with twigs bigger than you.
你什么都得不到的 You ain't gettin' shit!
下次我飞刀 你就只能靠脚开车了 - Next one I throw, you'll be drivin' with your feet.
一半 So, half!
行 在后面 - Fine! It's in the back.
希望你吃得下 I hope you choke on it!
不是我要 傻逼 - It's not for me, you jag-off.
城里人享受这些已经 The insiders have been runnin' this shit
享受太久了 for far too long.
是时候来人分享财富了 It's time somebody shared the wealth.
跟我说说 - So tell me,
约翰适应的怎么样 how is John adjusting?
挺好的 - He's doin' greet.
我们处的都挺好的 Uh, we all get along.
我觉得我跟大伙 I-I mean I think me and the guys
不管是不是必须 都会跟他成为朋友 would be friends with him whether or not we had to,
对不对 兄弟们 right, fellas?
-是 -没错 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
戴安呢 - And Diane?
她跟他相处的挺好的 - She-she set him up well.
她在争取第二次约会 She's pushing for a second date.
很好 - Good.
一定要做到 Make sure that happens.
我希望约翰幸福 I want John to be happy.
因为我希望 所以你们也要这么希望 And because I want it, you should want that, too.
约翰确实很幸福 - John is happy.
他会随时准备好 I mean, he'll-- he'll be ready to drive
为你所用的 for you any day now.
渡鸦 - Raven.
刚收到消息 约翰·多伊就在两个街区外 Just got word that John Doe's only two blocks away.
是吧 耶 Right? Yeah!
约翰 要跟我们喝一杯不 John! You wanna join us for a beer?
不了 谢谢 切斯特 - No thanks, Chester.
我要走了 I'm leavin'.
我给了你所承诺过的一切 - You really wanna leave
你还是要走 after I gave you everything I promised?
我听说你跟戴安进展也挺顺利的 I even heard things are going swimmingly with Diane.
你怎么知道戴安的事 - How do you know about Diane?
我的工作就是无所不知 - It's my job to know everything.
我唯一不知道的事 The only thing I don't know
就是还能给你什么 is what else I could possibly give you.
你给不了我的东西 - Something you can't give me.
那个女孩吗 - The girl?
约翰 你真要为了一个才认识10天的小妞 John, you're seriously gonna give all of this up
就放弃这一切吗 for some chick you knew for 10 days?
我感冒都比这时间久 I've had colds last longer.
她叫安静 - Her name's Quiet.
她真名不可能叫这个 - No way that's her real name.
你知道她真名吧 You do know her real name, don't you?
-还有 她不是朝你开过枪吗 -是 确实 Also, didn't she shoot you? - Yeah, that happened.
约翰 这听起来并不健康 - John, that doesn't sound healthy.
这样 如果你去意已决 Okay, look, if that's really how you feel,
那我就亲自送你去大门 I will escort you to the gate myself.
我们得先去一个地方 We just have to make one quick stop first.
走吧 Come on.
你他妈怎么了啊 What the fuck is wrong with you now?
终于发生了 It finally happened.
我在跟车说话 I'm talking to a car.
我知道没东西在你里面死过去 I know something didn't die in you.
上回发生这种情况 Last time that happened,
你一股被烧焦的小浣熊的味儿 you smelled like burnt baby raccoon.
顺便说一句 谢谢 那玩意儿挺好吃的 Thank you, by the way. That was delicious.
可能是前几周 - Maybe something shifted
我撞那个送奶工的时候出的问题 when I slammed into that Milkman the other week?
我天 我现在都开始问车 Oh, my God, now I'm fucking asking the car
该死的问题了 a God damn question.
真棒 特别棒 That's great. That's really great.
真是相当的健康 That's super healthy.
你为什么不工作了啊 你个生锈的垃圾 Why won't you work, you rusted piece of shit?
非常抱歉 I'm very sorry.
我太粗鲁了 Um, that was very rude.
你不该被这么对待 You did not deserve that.
生锈并不是你的错 It's not your fault that you're rusted.
只是 我们相处了一个月 It's just, we've been together a month,
我完全不知道你是怎么工作的 and I have no clue how you work.
机油从你嘴里进去 汽油从你屁股里进 Oil goes in your mouth, and fuel goes up your butt.
中间的这堆玩意儿就完全没有意义 Everything in the middle makes no sense.
我还是继续尝试各种零件 I guess I just keep trying pieces
直到找到 until I find one that--
只要尝试不同的零件 - You just try different pieces
直到找到合适的那个 'til you find the one that fits.
合适的那个 - Fits.
你最好别耍我 You better not be fuckin' with me.
我天 我做到了 Aah! Holy shit! I did it!
我他妈做到了 I fucking did it!
我他妈干了什么 What the fuck did I do?
你要带我去哪儿 - Where are you taking me?
-这里 -房子不错 - Here. - Nice house.
很高兴你这么想 是你的 - I'm glad you think so. It's yours.
你以为升级住宅就能把我留这里了吗 You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here?
-不用了 -不是 约翰 Pass. - No, John.
这就是你家 This is yours.
你长大的地方 This is where you grew up.
慢着 - Wait.
我住过这里 I lived here?
你有封邮件 - You've got mail.
我第一次听说送奶工约翰·多伊这个名字的时候 When I first heard of John Doe the Milkman,
去查了一下 I did a little digging,
后来听说你老家在这里的时候 and when I learned that you had roots here,
又多查了一点 I dug some more.
你肯定有很多问题 I'm sure you'll have lots of questions,
如果你留下来 你会得到答案的 and if you stay, you'll get answers.
我不知道我出生时叫什么名字 - I don't know what name I was born with
也不知道自己到底是谁 or who I am really.
开车 - Drive!
就像我答应过你的那样 - It's just like I promised you.
我带你回家了 I brought you home.
这里不是我家 - This isn't my home.
是他家 It's his,
不管他叫什么 whatever his name is.
这个人再也不是我了 This isn't me anymore.
我在外面找到了我自己的家 和安静一起 I found my home out there with Quiet.
没想到你这人这么浪漫 Wow, I never took you for such a romantic,
但如果你决定了 but if that's your decision...
一般来说我不会这么做事 This isn't normally how I like to do things,
但是 嘿 我这人很容易变通 but, hey, I'm flexible.
我有份工作让你做 I have a job for you.
我不会做你的送奶工 - I'm not gonna be your Milkman.
送奶工 - Milkman?
不是 那种日子对你来说已经早就是过去时了 No, those days for you are long gone,
可你还是名司机 but you're still a driver.
我见过最棒的司机 Best I've ever seen.
你帮我送货就已经证明了这点 You proved that to me when you made my little run.
看 你通过了测试 约翰 See, you passed the test, John,
现在我需要你的技能 and now I need your skills.
会有一场锦标赛 There's gonna be a tournament,
同类比赛中最棒的 the first of its kind
全国各地 各行各业 where the best drivers from all across the country,
最棒的车手 都会受邀参赛 from all walks of life, are gonna be invited to compete.
是这样 锦标赛只有一条规则 See, the tournament only has one rule:
活下来 Survive.
你最好相信你面对的人不会公平竞争 And you better believe who you face won't play fair.
这就是你的用武之地 约翰 This is where you come in, John.
你是我的马 我要你赢 You are my horse, and I need you to win,
因为卡利普索提供的奖品相当不错 because Calypso is offering quite a prize.
赢家会得到心中所愿 The winner gets their heart's desire,
他们最大的愿望会得到实现 their greatest wish come true.
你要帮我赢 约翰 You're gonna help me win, John,
要通过掌控方向盘 and you're gonna do it by getting behind the wheel
把每辆车和每个拦路的 and turning every car and contestant
参赛者 that crosses your path
都变成一堆燃烧的扭曲的金属来帮我赢 into nothing but a flaming pile of twisted metal.
你会开车的 约翰·多伊 You will drive, John Doe,
你也会赢 and you will win.
好吧 - Okay.
接下来去哪儿 Where to next?
嘿 妞 - Hey, girl.
我一直都想跟你谈谈 I've been dying to talk to you.
听说你认识我哥 I heard you know my brother.
他叫约翰 He goes by John.
我都说了我们会找到的 这不就找着了 - I told you we'd find it, and we did.
香格他妈的里拉 Shangri-fuckin'-la.
我们想要的都有了 - We got everything we need:
女人 酒 还有长条热狗 Ladies, liquor, and long dogs.
这位叫草莓 This is Strawberry.
她是医生兼律师 She's a doctor and a lawyer.
我在脱衣舞俱乐部认识她的 I met her in a strip club.
好 这位是埃及艳后 - Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra.
她 擅长做法餐 She, uh, specializes in French cuisine.
她 - Ooh-la-la. - She, uh,
也是个脱衣舞娘 is also a stripper.
我想去游泳 I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim.
你们意下如何 What do you guys think?
不行 她会沉底的 - No, she'll sink right to the bottom.
我之前试过 I've tried before.
晚上好 Good evening.
哎呦我草 Holy shit!
其实 我有个更好的想法 - Actually, I have a better idea.
不 迈克 - Oh, no! Mike! Aah!