BUTTERFLY: Hold on, I gotta come up!
等会儿，我得上去！
I've gotta take the world's biggest fucking piss.
我憋不住，得上个厕所
JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late!
我们不能迟到！
We won't!
当然不会！
德克萨斯州 奥斯丁
Who's... who's holding?
谁身上还有？
If you're not, then nobody.
你如果没有就没人会有了
We were kind of hoping you were.
我们还希望你身上能有点呢
- Yeah. How are you not holding? - Jesus Christ, Shanna.
- 是啊，你怎么也抽完了？ - 老天，香娜
It is not my fucking job to supply y'all with weed when we go out.
去你妈的，干嘛每次出门都要我给你们提供大麻
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
哇，哇，哇，哇，亲爱的
You're gettin' angry kind of quick, don't you think?
你这么容易就生气了 你不觉得么？
I was just teasin' you!
我只是和你说着玩的!
I'm not angry. It just would be nice
我没生气
if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time
只要你们别他妈每次都指望着我
and surprise me every once in a while with pot.
偶尔也能给我一两次惊喜就好了
Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
好吧, 真是个小气的女人
Are you through having a tantrum?
你恼够了没有？
I'm not having a tantrum.
我恼什么呀恼
Yes, you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds,
还说没有,你上车这才两秒钟
and you're already cursing at me.
就开始咒我了
I am not cursing at you.
我可没有咒你
You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
你说“老天，香娜”
and then before the sentence was over
而且在你说完话之前
you threw a "fucking" in there to emphasize your irritatedress
你甩了一个“他妈的”来强调你的不爽
Come on, don't fight. I'll pay for it when we get some.
好了，别吵了 等会儿我来买单好了
One, it is not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
首先，这不是钱的问题 我俩前世就是冤家
And two, we're not really fighting.
其次，我们并没有真的吵
Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
阿琳，你难道忘记了 跟她出门是什么样子了吗？
That wasn't a fight.
没什么的
That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch
她就这样像个脾气暴躁的母狗
and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time.
我就故意逗她，其实这也正是她想要的
That's how we tolerate each other after all these years.
要不是这样，这么多年怎么过得下来
Oh! Billboard!
噢！广告牌！
(girls cheer)
So, what's the plan, man?
我们去哪？
Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
去古埃罗享受玛格丽塔酒和墨西哥菜
Did you call Rafael and tell him we're coming?
你给拉菲尔打过电话告诉他我们要去么？
- Of course. - You're so good.
- 当然 - 你太可爱了
I know.
当然
Okay, is Christian Simonson gonna be there?
对了，克里斯汀·西蒙森来么？
You bet your ass he is... with Jesse Letterman.
傻瓜也知道他会来...还有耶西·莱特曼
Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.
克里斯汀·西蒙森，那个电影制作人也来这里了
He's got a big thing for Julia.
他对朱莉娅很有那么点意思
If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me,
如果真的是那样 他应该要给我打电话
as opposed to disappearing for six months,
多来这里几趟
and he'd get his ass down here more often than he does.
而不是消失了六个月
And on my birthday he'd give me a fucking phone call.
在我生日的时候才只有一个电话而已
Oh, billboard!
噢，广告牌！
(girls cheer)
(cheering)
(laughs)
Yeah, but you get those legs of yours around him,
你用你的两条腿把他那么一夹
and it's all over.
不就什么都搞定了嘛
Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his house in the hills that I am also living in,
他给我住的那套山顶的房子 你哪天看到我开始重新装修了
I'll let you know it worked.
你就知道这招产生效果了
So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
好了，去古埃罗享受玛格丽塔酒和墨西哥菜
touch base with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later,
跟克里斯和耶西联系 告诉他们之后的安排
and make damn sure they come.
让他们一定得来
Those other guys'll be waiting for us at the Texas Chili Parlor.
其他人会在德州红辣椒酒店等我们
Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
倒霉，说到那个什么...
what happened with you and Nate last night?
你和耐特昨晚过得怎么样？
Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other.
哎，你知道么，没什么 我们就见了一面
If you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you.
如果你不给他们点颜色看看 他们就不会怕你
Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didr't do.
好啦，你们没做的事情我们都清楚了
How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?
说说你们做过的事情吧
Oh, nothing to write home about.
噢，真是不值得一提
We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes.
我们就在沙发上亲热了２０分钟
Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
穿衣服，半裸还是全裸？
Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing."
穿戴整齐，我说了我们只是亲热 并没做那事
Oh, excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?
喔，拜托，“那事”是什么事？
You know, it's everything but.
差不多什么都可以用它来代替
They call that "the thing"?
他们管那叫“那事”？
I call it "the thing."
是我这么叫的
Do guys like "the thing"?
男人喜欢“那事”吗？
They like it better than "no thing."
总比没“没事”要好吧
(girls laugh)
Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do.
好了，回头再说你做的那些事情
So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right?
你和耐特就一直坐在沙发上亲热，是么？
Correct.
完全正确
Whose couch? His or the one in your hotel room?
谁的沙发？他的？还是你酒店房间的？
What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
我傻吗？我的啦
Were you making out sitting up or lying down?
你们亲热的时候是坐着还是躺着？
We started sitting up, we worked our way to lying down.
刚刚开始是坐着，然后慢慢就躺下了
Hmm. The plot thickens. Who was on top?
情况变得复杂了，谁在上面？
I was straddling him.
我跨坐他在身上
What else?
然后呢？
That was it. So we made out for a little while on the couch...
仅此而已 我们就在沙发上亲热了一会儿
and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave."
然后我说，“我想要去睡觉了 你也早点休息吧”
And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?"
于是他开始哀叫说“现在么？”
And I said, "Yup, right now. Let's go."
接着我说，“是的，现在，再见吧”
And he says, "Wait, what about this?" And I said no.
他又说“等等，这算什么？” 我说不行
He said, "What do you mean? You don't know what I'm gonna say."
他说，“我什么都还没说呢 你就说不行
I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, and the answer's no."
我说，“我已经知道你想说什么 但是我的答案是，不”
He said, "Well, how can you say you know what I'm gonna say?"
他说，“你怎么可能知道我想要说什么？”
And I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'Let's just go to sleep together.
我又说，“因为你会说，‘我们一起睡吧
'We don't gotta do nothing.
又不会怎么样
'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
只是依偎在一起
wake up in the morning together."'
第二天早上一起醒来’”
"No. You're gonna leave... but I'll see you tomorrow."
“不行，你必须走...我们明天见”
Yeah, fuck Nate.
哈，去他的耐特
I mean, he's cute and all,
我的意思是，他还真是可爱
but Jesse Letterman is gonna be all over her.
不过耶西·莱特曼会为她着迷的
Remember... no hookin' up tonight.
记住...绝不能和他们一起过夜
You can hang out with them, you can make out with them,
可以和他们一起玩 可以和他们亲热
but no hookin' up with them,
但绝对不能和他们一起过夜
because we are driving to Lake L.B.J. Tonight,
因为今晚我们要去约翰逊湖
and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing...
我老爸明确表明了他的立场
He said, "I am lettin' you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
他说，“我允许你和你的姐妹们到我的湖边的房子去玩
not you and a bunch of horny boys trying to get their fuck on with my daughter."
但不欢迎那些想跟我女儿上床的色狼”
- Your dad talks like that? - Hell yeah.
- 你老爸这样说话？ - 是的
And it's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
不过他总归会知道的
because when I'm staying at the lake house with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
当我和姐妹们穿着比基尼住在湖边别墅的时候
Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything.
老爸经常就会突然出现 问我们是否还缺些什么
(girls laugh)
Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear!
他完全没有恶意而且非常可爱
But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang
一想到有一大群半裸的姑娘
在他湖边屋的地板上走来走去
walking the floor of his lake house,
he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need.
他就会想过来看看 看我们是否还需要什么其他的东西
And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
如果哪个不要脸的挑逗他
like the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
就像后座那个六英尺高的小长颈鹿一样
you got a puppy dog for life.
她就会永远拥有一只宠物狗了
I have my own relationship with Ben,
我和本的有我们自己的感情
and you're just jealous 'cause it don't include you.
你只是在妒嫉 因为你得不到
You call her dad "Ben"?
你直接叫她老爸 “本”？
I'm not a child. That's his name.
这是他的名字啊，我又不是小孩了
So, when are the boys showing up?
好吧，男人们什么时候来？
They're gonna meet us at the Chili Parlor.
他们在红辣椒酒店那儿等我们
Maybe they can bring some pot.
也许他们会带一些大麻
Fuck that. No.
去他妈的，不要
I don't wanna be either A, depending on their fucking ass,
第一，我可不想依靠那帮狗日的
or B, depending on their ass.
第二，还是不想依靠他们
Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
恩，如果我们不自己去弄来
we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night.
那我们一晚上都得和他们呆在一起
(exhales) Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
噢！找找拉娜－弗兰克
Best idea you had all day.
你这一天就出了这么一个好主意
Oh, hey! That's your last billboard before Guero's!
噢，看！这可是到古埃罗前 你的的最后一个广告牌了!
Oh, come on, give me a break.
噢，拜托，让我休息一会儿
Oh, come on, my ass! We said every time.
拜托你个鬼啊！我们说过每个都要叫的
Okay.
好吧
(girls cheer)
&&
BUTTERFLY: Jules, let me get a drag.
朱莉, 给我抽一口
Thanks.
谢了
(people chattering)
(car engine stuttering)
(car engine revs)
(revving)
(tires screech)
(car speeds away)
(people giggling, chattering)
GIRL: Oh, my God.
喔，上帝啊
Hey, this is... and I's U.T. Days, Arlene.
嗨，这是...我以前的校友，阿琳
MARC Y, BUTTERFLY: Hey.
嘿
- You wanna join us? - For a second, but I'm with some friends.
- 要和我们一起么？ - 坐一会，我那边还有几个朋友
Ooh...
哦...
So, you must be... must be...
哦，你应该...应该就是...
So, you must be the infamous Butterfly.
你应该就是那只艳名远播的蝴蝶了
SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
嘘!
She don't know nothing about it.
她还完全不知道呢！
- Know about what? - When were y'all gonna tell her?
- 知道什么？ - 你们准备什么时候告诉她？
- Soon. - Tell me what?
- 一会儿 - 说什么？
Yeah, now thanks to you, we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
都是因为你，我们现在只能现在告诉她了
All right, cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?
好了，废话少说 到底怎么回事？
I said a little something-something about you on the air today.
我今天早上广播的时候 说了一些有关与你的事情
Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio?
朱莉娅，你他妈在电台到底说了什么？
All I said was I had a sexy friend named Butterfly
我只是说我有个很性感的朋友叫“蝴蝶”
who was in from out-of-town for the weekend,
她从外地来这里度周末
and we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight,
今晚我们要去奥斯丁的某个地方
and if they were out on the town, maybe they'd see us.
晚上出来寻乐子的人 也许可以见到我们
And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out,
我描述了你的特征 然后我说如果他们看到你
if they'd do something, you'd do something.
只要他们做某件事情 你就会跟着做
Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
好了，朱莉娅，别逗了
What did you say and what did you say I'd do?
你说的什么？你的说我要做什么？
Anywho, I could explain what I said, which would be boring,
行，不过听我的解释你会觉得无聊的
or Marcy over here,
正好玛西在这儿
who is an incredible actress, could act it out for you,
她可是个相当好的演员哦 可以直接给你表演
which I think will give you a better idea what you have in store for you tonight.
让你更清楚今天晚上可能发生的事情
Okay, so just tell me your way.
好吧，随便你吧
- So we'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure.
- 那我们请玛西来表演吧？ - 好
Okay, give Marcy your drink.
好，把你的酒给她
(slides drink)
Okay, so you're in a club or a bar,
现在，你就在一个俱乐部或者酒吧
and Marcy's a kind of cute or kind of hot or kind of sexy
而玛西是里面的一个男人 他也许可爱，也许热辣也许性感
or better be fucking hysterically funny,
又或许超级搞笑，长得却不搞笑
but not-funny-looking guy who you could fuck.
你可以跟他上床的那种
Got it.
明白
Okay, Marcy, take it.
好了， 玛西，开始吧
(chuckles)
(in southern accent) Howdy.
你好
(sighs) Hi, there.
你好
(chuckles) Excuse me, but...
打扰一下...
your name wouldn't be "Butterfly," would it?
你是蝴蝶吧？
Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage.
是的，你认识我 我却不知道你尊姓大名
Barry.
巴里
Pleased to meet you, Barry.
很高兴见到你，巴里
Y'all are gettin' me hot!
哇，让我开始激动了
BUTTERFLY, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
嘘!
So is, uh... "Butterfly" your real name?
“蝴蝶”是你的真名么？
Yes, it is.
是啊
And how'd you know my name, Barry?
你怎么知道我的名字的，巴里？
I listened to Jungle Julia's show this mornin'.
我今天早上听了丛林朱莉娅的节目
Oh, you did, did you?
哦，是吗？
Oh, yeah, I listen to her show every morning.
那是当然，我每天早上都听
Oh, you do, do you?
哦？真的？
Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town.
对，她似乎是这里最酷的女人
Don't you think she's got a big ass?
你没发现她屁股很大吗？
Nah, man! I like her ass that way.
不会啊！我就喜欢那种风格的！
She got a black girl's ass.
她是典型的黑妞屁股
(chuckles) Well, that's what she always says,
她自己总是那样子说
but in actual fact, she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
不过事实上并不是那样
She's got a big ass
她屁股很大
Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
嘿，你们究竟在说什么？
Look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden.
谁会一来就直奔主题？
Okay, we'll get to the point,
行了，就直接说吧
but for your information, skinny bitch,
告诉你，瘦皮猴
black men and a whole lot of motherfuckin' white men
对我屁股感兴趣的人大把大把的
have had plenty of fun adoring my ass.
包括黑人和该死的白人
I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
我屁股上的那些牙印不是没由来的
If you're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
如果你不准备请我喝点东西 那把我的酒还给我行么？
(normal voice) No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
当然，好，好，好
(southern accent) So, Butterfly...
那，蝴蝶...
can I buy you a drink?
能请你喝一杯么？
I'd love one.
非常感谢
What can I get ya?
要喝什么？
I'll take a margarita.
来杯玛格丽塔
(chuckles)
Here ya go.
给
So, after they buy you a drink
他给你要了杯酒之后
when they raise their glass to toast,
他们把杯子举起要干杯的时候
they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem...
会直勾勾的盯着你然后重复这首诗
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep
“漆黑的森林望不到边
And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep."
最难忘许下的诺言 长路漫漫难入眠”
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
你听到了吗，蝴蝶？
"Miles to go before you sleep."
“最难忘许下的诺言 长路漫漫难入眠”
And then, if they say that...
然后，如果他们这样说了
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
你就得给他跳大腿舞
- BUTTERFLY: What? - (laughs)
什么？
If they call you "Butterfly," buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
如果他们叫你“蝴蝶” 请你喝酒，并重复这诗
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
你就得跳
That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothin'.
狗屁！我才不跳呢！
Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't,
哈，你可以选择跳或者不跳 但是如果你不跳
everybody in Austin is gonna think you a chicken shit.
所有奥斯丁的人都会觉得你是胆小鬼
And I don't think you want everybody in Austin
我想你并不希望大家认为你是胆小鬼吧
thinking you're a chicken shit.
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
我才不会因为你说了就去跳大腿舞
Oh, come on! It's gonna be funny!
喔，试试吧！绝对刺激！
Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me.
是，当然，发生在我身上 你们当然觉得有趣
Look. You don't have to do it for anybody you don't want.
听着，又不是每个人这么说你都要跳
I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it.
我说的是你会为第一个人这么做
So, some geek comes over trying to be cool,
如果遇上了某个傻鸟
just tell him you already did it at another place earlier.
你只要告诉他你在别的地方已经跳过了
No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it.
既无害又无伤大雅 而你可以得到免费的饮料
But maybe a little later in the evening,
然后再晚一点
you've had a few drinks,
你微微有些醉意
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
你可能摇摇摆摆的
you're safe with your girls,
但你和我们在一起很安全
then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
如果有一个也许可爱也许热辣也许性感
hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy comes up and says it...
又或许超级搞笑 长得却不搞笑的人出现
then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't.
那时候你可能跳过了也可能没有跳
(laughing)
SHANNA: She's making me trip.
她要我跳脱衣舞
- JUNGLE JULIA: Shut the fuck up. - SHANNA: You made me trip, dumb bitch!
- 给我闭嘴 - 你要我跳脱衣舞，死女人！
(chattering, laughing)
(man chuckling)
(laughing hysterically)
BUTTERFLY: You fuckin' idiot!
你个该死的笨蛋！
(man chuckling)
(girls continue laughing, chattering)
&&
& Baby &
*宝贝 *
(chattering in Spanish)
& ht doesr't matter what they say &
*我不在意别人怎么说*
& h krow h'm gorra love you ary old way &
*我知道我无论如何都会爱上你*
& What car h do without you? &
*没有你我什么都不能做*
& Dor't wart robody. Robody &
*不需要别人，任何人 *
& Baby. It's you &
*宝贝，就是你 *
& Baby. It's you &
*宝贝，就是你 *
& Dor't leave me alore &
*别让我孤单*
& Come or home &
*快回家 *
& Baby. It's you &
* 宝贝，就是你 *
(cheering)
& Baby. It's you &
* 宝贝，就是你 *
Any dead soldiers here?
有空瓶子么？
Uh, these two. Thank you.
哦，这儿有两个，谢谢
Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
拉娜－弗兰克究竟在哪里？
That's a good fucking question.
问的真他妈的好！
(laughs)
(laughs quietly)
Lanna-Frank!
拉娜－弗兰克!
Where are you?
在哪呢？
Well, come over already. We're waiting for you.
我们已经到了，在等你呢！
- && - Shit! Hold on!
该死的! 等下
So, where are you?
你现在在哪？
Come over already. We're waiting for you.
快过来 我们已经到了，在等你呢！
No. We're not coming over there.
不，我们不过去
You come over here like you said you would.
你说的你们要过来啊！
So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend?
这周末去湖边屋的是谢娜她们吧？
- Shauna? - Oh, fuck. L...
- 谢娜？ - 哦，见鬼...
No.
不
Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world
知道么，这个世界上 所有的叫谢娜的姑娘
whose name is Shanna has in common with each other.
都有一个共同点
We all hate the name "Shauna,"
我们都讨厌“谢娜”这个名字
and we really hate it when people call us "Shauna."
更讨厌人们叫我们 “谢娜”
我等得着急了，赶紧过来
Just remember...
记住
it's "Shanna Banana," not "Shauna Banauna."
是 “香蕉香娜” 而不是“谢蕉谢娜”
Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock.
好吧，今晚我还是有点机会的
- Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but... - (cell phone beeps)
是的，也不全是扯淡，可是...
(beeps)
我也是
&&
Okay... Warren's sending over shots, and you know the house rules.
时间到... 沃伦开始免费送酒了 你们都了解这儿的规矩
If he sends over shots, you gotta do them.
只要是他免费送的酒 你就得喝
- What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby.
- 什么？ - 嘿，这就是规矩，亲爱的
- Warren says it, we do it! - WARREN: I love that philosophy!
- 说什么我们就做什么 - 我爱这观点！
"Warren says it, we do it."
“沃伦说什么，我们就说什么”
So let's do it!
开始吧！
What is it?
做什么？
Hey, shot first, questions later. Here we go. Post time!
嘿，先干杯再提问 干了
WARREN: Mmm!
哼!
(glasses slamming down, cheering)
Whoo-hoo!
(cheering, groaning)
Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?
怎么样，是不是很好喝？
What the fuck is it?!
这究竟是什么？
Chartreuse.
寻麻酒
The only liquor so good they named a color after it.
最好的酒，他们以此命名了一个颜色
(all laugh)
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
谁还要？
- (cheering) - Not me.
我不要
I'm going out for a smoke.
我出去抽支烟
Okay, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?
行，不过小心你的火
WARREN: You'll blow up the joint.
会把这里烧个精光的
&&
OMAR: Drinks. What can we get you?
喝什么？
Shanna Banana?
香蕉香娜？
Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.
再来一大杯长岛冰茶
Bombay Sapphire and tonic with no ice.
孟买蓝宝石加奎宁水，不加冰
Good boy.
好样的
(laughs)
(music continues inside)
Oh, hey, Punky.
嗨
Uh, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
停车场有盏灯没开，把它打开
- Oh! Jesus Christ! - Whoa-ho!
- 噢！上帝！ - 哇噢!
(sighs)
You scared the fuck out of me, you shitty asshole!
你吓死我了，该死的家伙！
I swear, Arlene. I was not trying to scare you.
我发誓， 阿琳 我不是故意要吓你的
I just... got lucky.
我只是...走运
Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
噢，讨厌的很
- Let's go inside. - Wait a minute.
- 进去吧 - 等一下
- Why? - I was thinkin' we could make out.
- 为什么？ - 我觉得我们可以先亲热下
What, on a porch?
什么，在走廊上？
Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance?
在大门口，都等不及进去吗？
- Forget it. - No, in my car.
- 别说了 - 不，去我车里吧
What, out there? It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
什么？外面那么大的雨，湿漉漉的！
Not in my car it's not.
可我车里面不是湿的啊
Look, you won't get wet.
看，你不会被淋湿的
I promise you.
我保证
You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that.
牛不是这样吹的
Ha ha ha.
哈哈哈
I mean... you know what I mean.
我想说...你知道我的意思的
Look, I know you guys are going to Lake L.B.J.
听着，我知道你们要去约翰逊湖
And we can't come.
而我们不能去
(whining) I wanna make out...
我只想要亲热亲热...
Okay, just stop with the whining. It's not attractive.
得了，别发嗲了，恶心死了
I don't want it super fucking obvious to everybody in the bar we've been gone,
我不想让酒吧里面其他人发现我们不见了
- so we'll make out for six minutes, deal? - Great.
- 就六分钟，成交？ - 太好了
No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
不，不，不 成还是不成？
If you're gonna whine when I pull the plug in six minutes,
如果你哭闹着要我再给你六分钟
we could just walk back inside the fucking bar right now.
那我还不如现在就回酒吧
- Deal. No whining. - And no begging.
- 成，不哭闹 - 不准哀求
And no begging. When you say "done," it's done.
不哀求 你说停就停
I'm gonna remember you said that.
我记住你说的话了
Okay, let's go.
好，走吧
Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good and make sure my hair don't get wet.
噢，两件事情...好好地吻 别把我头发弄湿
(record player clanks)
&&
& ht was early. Early ore morrirg &
*某一天的清晨*
& Wher h heard my bulldog bark &
*我的狗突然不停地叫*
& ht was Staggolee ard Billy Lyors &
*是斯塔格利和比利·莱昂斯*
& Squabblir' ir the dark &
*在黑暗中争吵*
Now, look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here
你不能表现出想在克里斯汀·西蒙森来之前把她带走的意思
before Christian Simonson shows up,
but you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.
但是你真的必须在克里斯汀·西蒙森来之前把她带走
Yeah, but what's the point?
是，那又怎么样？
They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
她们要去香娜老爸的在约翰逊湖的湖边屋
and it's no guys.
那儿不准男人去的
Absolutely no guys.
绝对不准男人去
Okay. So after we bring the girls' drinks,
好，等我们把酒端过去之后
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.
迅速给它干了，然后再点两轮
(chuckling) You think they're gonna fall for that?
你以为她们会上当？
We'll be very convincing.
想办法让她们非喝不可
Now it's time to turn up the volume. No more fucking around.
现在该换大杯了 来点真格的
We go to Jager shots.
我们去喝野格酒
(chuckling) Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots.
她们不会喝野格酒
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
哥们，只要有人买单
a fucking bitch will drink arythirg
她们什么都会喝的
Come on, dude, we can at least get one shot of Jager
哥们，至少让她们喝一轮吧
down these fucking bitches' throats.
After that, we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them.
然后，我们看看能不能再灌一轮
You never know.
谁也说不准
That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it."
也许就是这杯会让她们敞开防线
Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house"
然后突然之间 “男人禁区的湖边屋
turns into a couple of guys at the lake house.
就变成了，男人准入的湖边屋了”
My point exactly.
我就是这意思
And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"
我想我至少可以“啃香蕉的香娜”
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot. What's Julia's sweet shot?
喝一杯“黄油奶嘴鸡尾酒” 朱莉娅喜欢什么甜味酒？
- Key Lime Pie. - Oh, come on, dude.
- 清爽莱姆派 - 算了吧，哥们
Even fucking Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert.
即便是勒罗伊·布朗也能当作甜点再喝一杯
(laughs)
Dude, check it out.
哥们，看啊
I wonder if B.J. Brought the bear with him.
不知道B.J.有没有把熊带过来
Jesus.
天啊
(twangs song)
Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine.
那哥们肯定是从时间机器里面掉出来的时候，划伤了脸
(laughs)
Hi, could I get a chicken suit for Stroker Ace, please?
嗨，给王牌赛车手来件小鸡装
(laughs)
& See the hole h shot ir his head &
& The high sheriff told the deputy &
& Get your pistols ard come with me &
& We got to go arrest a bad mar &
& Krowr as Staggolee &
(Shanna singing)
STAGGOLEE: & They laid them or the shelf &
& hf you wart that bad mar Staggolee &
& You'll have to arrest him yourself &
& The high sheriff asked the barterder &
JUNGLE JULIA: And where did you two disappear to?
你们两个跑那去了？
I had to get something out of the car,
我去车里拿点东西
and Nate was gentlemanly enough to escort me with his umbrella.
耐特很绅士地用伞护送我
Ah, good for you, Nate.
啊，太好了，耐特
You see that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar?
看那个独自坐在吧台上的美女
Who, the dirty hippie?
谁？脏兮兮的嬉皮士？
Meow. She's not a hippie.
喵，不是嬉皮士吧
She might as well be a hippie.
她可能会是
(laughs)
Thank you, Timmy boy.
谢谢
Well, do you know what just happened to her?
你知道她刚刚发生了什么吗？
No, but I know she's a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
不，不过我知道她是个金发瘦皮猴
(all laugh)
Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story?
噢，抱歉 你要讲故事了吗？
What about her?
她怎么了？
(scoffs)
(chuckles)
PAM: Hey, Warren!
嘿，沃伦!
Is there anybody you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
有没有人能确定送我一程？
(keys clatter)
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
美女，战车等着你
- You've been eavesdropping? - (chuckles)
你在偷听？
There's eavesdropping and "can't help but hear."
除了偷听之外 还有一种情况是想听不到也不行
I think I belong in the latter category.
我想我属于后者
So, uh, Icy Hot.
好，冰火
You're offering me a ride home?
你要送我回家么？
I'm offering you a lift if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
如果我走的时候你也要走 我就送你一程
And when are you thinking about leaving?
那你什么时候走？
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
坦白的说 我还没想过
But when I do, you will be the first to know.
不过，一旦要走会第一个告诉你
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
你等会儿还能开车么？
I know looks can be deceiving.
我知道这看上去有点难以置信
But I'm a teetotaler.
但是我是不喝酒的
I've been drinking club soda and lime all night,
我一直在喝柠檬水和苏打水
and now I'm building up to my big drink.
而现在我享受我的豪饮
- Which is what? - Virgin pina colada.
- 是什么？ - 纯真可乐达
Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink
好，为什么一个不喝酒的人要在酒吧呆几个小时喝水？
spend hours at a bar drinking water?
You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
酒吧除了酒以外也提供其他的东西
Mmm. Really?
是吗？
Like what?
例如说？
Women.
女人
Nacho grande platters.
烤玉米大拼盘
The fellowship of some fascinating individuals,
结识一些朋友
like Warren here.
比如沃伦
(Pam chuckles)
Alcohol is just a lubricant
酒精只是润滑剂
for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers.
跟酒吧一样给人们提供一个相遇的机会
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
噢，这是牛仔的隽语吗？
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
我不是牛仔，潘
I'm a stuntman.
我是特技演员
But that's a very easy mistake to make.
不过人们很容易误会
How do you know my name?
你怎么知道我的名字？
(sighing) When you were talking with Warren...
你和沃伦说话的时候...
couldn't help but overhear.
自然就听见咯
Fair enough.
有道理
So what's your name, Icy?
你叫什么，冰火？
Stuntman Mike.
特技人麦克
Stuntman Mike's your name?
你的名字就是特技人麦克？
Tsk. You ask anybody.
是，你可以随便问
Hey, Warren.
嘿， 沃伦
Who is this guy?
他是谁？
WARREN: Stuntman Mike.
特技人麦克
And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
究竟谁是特技人麦克？
WARREN: He's a stuntman.
他就是特技演员
- (all laughing) - Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
沃伦! 六杯野火鸡!
& h've just got to krow &
*我才明白 *
& Should h go leave &
*我应该离开吗*
& Ard fird somebody else &
*再找其他人 *
& You krow h stood yesterday &
JUNGLE JULIA: Yeah!
耶！
&&
BUTTERFLY: Yeah!
耶！
Let's do 'em!
干杯
JUNGLE JULIA: Salud
干了
- Down the snatch. - (laughing)
见底
You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink.
知道么，潘 我想该我喝最大的一杯了
Well, Stuntman Mike, since I have a tab here,
特技人麦克，反正我也要付账
can I buy you that virgin pina colada?
我请你喝纯真可乐达怎么样？
Thank you, Pam. That'd be lovely.
谢谢， 潘 那就太好了
Warren!
沃伦!
A, uh, virgin pina colada for my stuntman friend
给我朋友特技人来一杯纯真可乐达
and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
我再要一杯卡迪拉克卡伯瓦玛格丽塔酒
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
卡伯瓦，可乐达
&&
(Butterfly mouthing along) & People. H've beer misled &
*那些我误导的人 *
& Ard h've beer afraid &
*令我感到害怕的人*
& h've beer hit ir the head &
*被我击打*
& Ard left for days &
*置之不理的人 *
- & h've beer abused & - (Pam laughs)
*我辱骂过的人*
& Ard h've beer accused &
*我责备过的人*
& h've beer refused &
*我拒绝过的人*
- (door opens) - & A piece of bread &
*一小片面包...*
- Ah! - Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
- 啊！ - 嘿，这不是拉娜－弗兰克吗
Mwah.
- Hey, baby. - How are you?
- 嘿，宝贝 - 你好么？
- & hr my life before & - Hey, what's up?
嗨，最近怎么样？
Hey!
嘿!
(slaps rear) Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
嘿，在干吗，女人？
(coughs, laughs) Hey.
嗨
& Go wrorg as h do today &
*像我今天这样犯错*
- & h wart you to stop & - Well, let's scootch over, now.
挪过去一点
It's about fucking time.
怎么现在才来
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
行了，别挑肥拣瘦的了
Take a picture. It lasts longer.
照张照片吧 可以放很久
What?
什么？
That table.
那张桌子
Seems to keep, um, getting your attention.
似乎吸引了你的注意力
Is that the girl from the billboard outside?
那是那个广告牌上的姑娘么？
Yep.
是
She sure is a striking-looking woman.
她看上去真是非常吸引人
It's got gin, tequila, Jager...
我们喝了杜松子酒，龙舌兰， 野格酒...
Look at that hair.
看她的头发
Lots of leave-in conditioner.
一堆烂树叶
Is that jealousy I detect?
是妒嫉么，听出来了
Hardly. But if you want to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
没有啦，不过如果你想要认识丛林朱莉娅
there's a real easy way to do that.
其实非常简单
Really, what would that be?
是么，怎么做？
Get famous. You won't have to find her... she'll find you.
出名，不需要你去找她他自己会找你
And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard.
你绝对不想知道 她为了那个广告牌做了多少事情
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
开心吧，品箫女
You've earned it.
你争取到的
What did she ever do to you?
她把你怎么了？
We went to school together from kindergarten through high school.
我们从幼稚园到高中都在同一个学校
That's what she did to me.
这就是她对我做的
She was her height right now at 12.
她12岁的时候就有现在这么高
- She was a monster. - (chuckling)
她是个妖怪
Half the guys she still fucks she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
她现在一半的炮友 在5年级的时候就被她欺负过
And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh?
她过去也打过你 抢过你的巧克力牛奶吧？
That pituitary case?
你说那个妖怪？
Might have kicked my ass a couple of times...
可能揍过我几次
sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man...
抱歉，我只是个姑娘，不是黑鬼
but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
但我宁死也不会把巧克力奶给她的
(song ends)
Hey! Are you famous or somethin'?
嘿，你是名人吧？
Or somethin'.
不是
No, no, no. Really.
不不不，说真的
Hey, what do... what do you do?
嘿，你...是干嘛的？
Really?
说真的？
What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground,
我累死累活想搞个自己的唱片公司
but why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local D.J.
不过那个姑娘要我的照片 是因为我是本地电台DJ
Wait a minute.
等一下
You've got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
在 大魔法师汉堡旁边有个你的广告牌，对不对？
Yeah.
是
I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
那边也有一个，浪人
Yeah.
是的
Jungle Julia Lucai.
丛林朱莉娅·鲁凯
Stuntman Mike McKay.
特技人麦克·麦基
Well.
好
Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
很高兴见到你，特技人麦克
My friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on.
我和我的朋友还要接着抽大麻
Would you care for some?
你要不要来？
Thank you, Julia,
谢谢，朱莉娅
but just the same... no thanks.
不过还是不用了，谢谢
- Suit yourself. - But you know...
- 随便你 - 可是你知道...
(sighs)
(groans)
(breathes heavily)
(quietly) Oh, shit.
该死
Ah! My God.
啊！我的上帝
Sorry. It's nothing.
对不起，没事咯
What the fuck was that?
究竟要干吗？
(chattering, laughing)
You got some voucher here.
你的话有人给你证实了
I asked him what movies you worked on.
我问他你参加过什么电影
No fuckin' clue.
他居然不知道
Well, technically I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure.
理论上来说，真的不知道 他是否上过银幕
I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral.
他让我看了一段《灌木丛》
A guy falls off a horse,
一个人从马背上摔下来
he says it's him.
他说就是他
(Warren laughs)
You know the show The Virgiriar?
你知道《英豪本色》吗？
Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
是的，那片子里 还有另外一个演员加里·克拉克
and I looked like him a bit...
我跟他看上去有点像...
well, obviously before I cut myself shaving.
当然，在我剃胡子划伤之前
Tsk. Aww, I like it.
哦，我喜欢
Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
哦，你这么甜，比蜜糖都甜
Anyway, I did a lot of Virgiriars doubling Gary Clarke.
我在《英豪本色》是加里·克拉克的替身
And, uh... then that show turned into The Mer of Shiloh.
后来那剧改名叫《希洛的男人》
They brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him.
他们找来李·梅杰斯 我当他的替身
From that point on I specialized mostly in car stunts.
从那以后我开始专门做汽车特技
Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vega$
是，几乎参演了整个第三季的《赌城风云》
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
罗伯特·乌立希开车是我替的
And then Bob did another show, Gavilar.
然后他又演了一部戏《加维兰》
And he brought me with him on that, till...
他把我也带上了，直到...
And after that...
那以后...
Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talkin' about?
你听说过这些片子或者我提到的人么？
Sorry.
不知道
- No? - Mm-mm.
- 没有人知道？ - 恩
No, no.
不知道
So how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
那替身演员是怎么练成的 特技人麦克？
(sighs)
Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs
在好莱坞，只要你胆子够大 哪怕是敢从楼梯上滚落下来
can usually find somebody to pay him for it.
都会有人请你
But really I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business.
不过我入行的情况跟别人也一样
How's that?
怎么入的？
- My brother got me in it. - Well, who's your brother?
- 我兄弟介绍我进去的 - 你的兄弟谁？
Stuntman Bob.
特技人鲍伯
(snorts, chuckles)
(men chatting softly)
你是个混蛋
(phone beeping)
I'm ready to blaze!
我准备好了，给我来点
Finally, yeah. You need to catch up with us.
好的，来吧 你得加油哦
- Now the party can start. - Yep.
- 现在晚会可以开始了 - 是的
Anywho, I'm sorry. You forgive me?
抱歉，不管怎样 你原谅我么？
But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
但是从现在起，到我离开之前 你得对我好一点
Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
我保证 准备好去湖边么？
Mm-hmm.
嗯
- How about your friend, bring him? - I thought no boys.
- 你朋友怎么办？要带上他么？ - 不是不要男的嘛
If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind.
如果你真想要他去 香娜也不会介意的
So how about it? Boys or just us girls?
你想想吧 要还是不要？
Mmm, us girls.
嗯，还是我们自己去
Good idea.
好主意
(bottles clink)
STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies?
女士们？
Thanks.
谢谢
Cheers, Butterfly.
干杯，蝴蝶
"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep...
“漆黑的森林望不到边...
"And I have promises to keep,
承诺必须兑现
And miles to go before I sleep."
长路漫漫难入眠”
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
你听见了吗，蝴蝶？
"Miles to go before you sleep."
“长路漫漫难入眠”
Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
对不起，特技人伯特...
Mike.
麦克
Mike.
麦克
She already broke off that dance.
她已经跳过了
Is that true?
是真的么？
Did I miss my chance?
我错过了么？
Do I frighten you?
还是我吓着你了？
Is it my scar?
是我脸上的疤痕么？
It's your car.
是你的车
Ah, yeah, I know.
啊，是，我明白了
Sorry. (inhales deeply)
抱歉
It's my mom's car.
是我妈妈的车
(chuckles softly)
Have you been following us?
你一直在跟踪我们么？
(chuckling) No, but that's what I love about Austin...
不，这就是我喜欢奥斯丁的地方...
it's just so damn small.
真的太小了
- You've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's.
- 你见过他？ - 我在古埃罗外面见过
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
我也在古埃罗见过你
You saw my car, I saw your legs.
你看见了我的车 我看见了你的腿
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
听着，我没有跟踪你们 但我并没有说我不是一个好色之徒
So you really weren't following us?
那你真的没有跟踪我们？
I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky.
我没有啊，蝴蝶 我只是...比较幸运
So, how about that lap dance?
那大腿舞呢？
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
抱歉，这是只有一次有效
and she did it earlier this evening at Antone's.
她在安东吧已经跳过了
- No, she didn't. - How do you know?
- 不，她没有 - 你怎么知道？
I'm good that way.
我自有我的办法
- Tsk. And you look a little touched. - What's "touched"?
- 你看上去有点伤 - 伤什么伤？
Wounded, slightly.
轻微的有点点受伤
Why should I be wounded?
我怎么会受伤？
Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night,
因为你希望有人陪你一整夜
but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
但是从你的表情看来没有如你所愿
That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it?
那种感觉让你有点点受伤害，对么？
There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
自尊受到伤害的美丽天使 那是最感动人的了
So... (sighs)
那么...
How about that lap dance?
大腿舞如何？
I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check.
我看还是下次吧
Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days,
你很快就要离开了
that rain check'll be worthless.
也不可能有下次了
But that's okay.
没关系
I understand if I make you uncomfortable.
如果我让你觉得不舒服，我能理解
You're still a nice girl.
你还是一个好姑娘
And I still like you.
而我还是喜欢你
But I must warn you of something.
但是我必须提醒你一件事情
You know how people say,
你知道人们怎么说么
"You're okay in my book,"
“在我的字典里你还行”
or, "In my book, that's no good."
或者“在我的字典里，不怎么样”
Well, I actually have a book.
实际上，我就有这样一本类似的本子
And everybody I ever meet goes in this book.
我遇见的每个人都会在里面出现
And now I've met you, and you're goin' in the book.
现在我遇见了你 你也将出现在这本书里面
(Butterfly chuckles)
Except...
不过...
I'm afraid I must file you...
我恐怕要把你...
under...
写成...
"Chicken Shit."
“胆小鬼”
And what if I did it?
如果我跳了呢？
Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chicken Shit,"
那我就绝对不会那样写
then, now, could I?
那么，现在可以么？
What's your name again?
你叫什么来着？
- Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike...
- 特技人麦克 - 好，特技人麦克..
I'm Butterfly.
我是蝴蝶
My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
我朋友丛林朱莉娅说 里面的自动点唱机非常棒
Yeah, it is.
是的
(quietly) Yeah.
是吧
Well, why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
去准备接受我的大腿舞吧
(sighs)
(door closes)
What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
不是说好了吗？也许可爱，也许热辣也许性感
"hysterically funny but not funny-looking guy
又或许超级搞笑，长得却不搞笑
who you could fuck" did you not understand?
可以跟他上床的那种 你没明白吗？
&&
& Aah. Aah &
& Now. Dowr ir Mexicali &
* 在南方的墨西卡利 *
& There's a pretty little place that h love &
* 有一个我最爱的地方 *
& Where the drirks are hotter thar the chili sauce &
* 这里的酒更烈，辣椒更香 *
& Ard the boss is a cat ramed Joe &
* 这里的老板是一只叫做乔的猫 *
& He wears a red bardarra &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 *
& Plays a cool piaro &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 *
& hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 它就是墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 *
& He wears a purple sash &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 *
& Ard a black moustache &
* 留着黑色短髭 *
& hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 *
& Well &
* 好吧 *
& The first time that h saw him &
* 我第一次看见他 *
& He was a-sittirg or a piaro stool &
* 他在坐在钢琴凳上*
& h said. "Tell me. Ther. Wher does the fur begir?" &
* 我说，告诉我娱乐活动什么时候开始？ *
& He just wirked his eye ard said. "Mar. Be cool" &
* 他眨了眨眼说，哥儿们，别着急 *
& He wears a red bardarra &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 *
& Plays a blues piaro &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 *
& hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 *
& He wears a purple sash &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 *
& Ard a black moustache &
* 留着黑色短髭 *
& hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& All of a sudder. Ir walks a chick &
* 突然，这个小妞走进来 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& Joe starts playirg or a Latir kick &
* 乔弹起了一首拉丁曲 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& Arourd her waist she wore three fishrets &
* 她腰间缠着三块网眼布 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& She started darcirg with the castarets &
* 她打起响板舞起来 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& h didr't krow just what to expect &
* 我不知道会发生什么 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& She threw her arms arourd my reck &
* 她的双臂缠上我的脖子 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& We started darcirg all arourd the floor &
* 我们翩翩起舞 *
& hr Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 *
& Ard ther she did a darce h rever saw before &
* 然后她跳了一支我从来没见过的舞 *
& So if you're south of the border &
* 如果你越过南部边境 *
& h mear a-dowr ir a-Mexico &
* 我是说来到墨西哥 *
& Ard you warra get straight. Mar. Dor't hesitate &
* 你想要玩得开心 别犹豫 *
& Just look up a cat ramed Joe &
* 只有去找一只叫做乔的猫 *
& He wears a red bardarra &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 *
& Plays a blues piaro &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 *
& hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 开着一家墨西哥乡村小酒馆 *
& He wears a purple sash &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 *
& Ard a black moustache &
* 留着黑色的短髭 *
- & hr a horky... & - (record skips)
* 乡村小... *
(chattering)
I'm driving.
我开车
We're gonna go somewhere else, gonna go hang out.
我们还要去别的地方 继续去晃
Ready to go?
走吧？
- (car door slams) - Yeah.
是的
- Bye. - BOTH: Bye.
- 拜 - 拜
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
我以为今晚你要跟麦克上床的
(both laugh)
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
不错啊，大炮筒!
He's just giving me a ride.
他只是送我一程
Oh, no doubt.
哦，当然
Have a nice ride!
旅途愉快
(both laughing)
Look, double fucks.
听着，你们两个贱人
(both tittering)
I am not gonna fuck him.
我不会和他做
I can hear you.
我能听见哦
(laughing)
- He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.
- 他和我老爸年龄差不多 - 我还是能听见
(both laugh again)
Bye.
拜
Bye-bye!
拜拜
(both lightly chuckle)
Wow, that's fucking scary.
哇，有点恐怖哦
Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive and...
是啊，我希望它能让人记忆深刻
(sniffs) Scary tends to impress.
恐惧能产生深刻的印象
Is it safe?
安全么？
No, it's better than safe.
再安全不过了
It's death-proof.
简直就是不死车
How do you make a car death-proof?
什么样的车才是不死车？
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
这就是替身演员的工作
You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up
你有没有看过电影中的撞车场景
there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from?
没有人能生还的那种？
Yeah.
看过
Well, how do you think they accomplish that?
你认为他们是怎么办到的？
- CGI? - (laughs)
电脑合成？
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right.
对啊，不幸的是，潘 就目前情况而言，你说的基本正确
Tsk. But back in the all-or-nothin' days...
但是过去没有这些技术的日子里
Varishirg Poirt days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
《粉身碎骨》《肮脏玛丽疯狂拉里》
the White Lire Fever days...
《硬汉小子》 ...
real cars smashing into real cars.
都是真车相撞的
Real dumb people driving 'em.
开车的都是那些真正的傻瓜
So, give the stunt team the car you want to smash up,
把要撞的车给特技组
they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and...
他们会给车子改装、加固...
Voila!
好了!
You got yourself a death-proof automobile.
就成了一辆不死的车
That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death-proof.
有道理，我刚才是不知道 你能整出辆不死车来
Well, I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
我可以开着它以120英里的时速去撞砖墙
Just for the experience.
为了
(door squeaks)
(Pam chuckles)
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
为什么你的乘客要做在盒子里面？
Well, this is a movie car.
这是个电影用车
Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash, director wants to put a camera in the car...
有时候你拍一场撞车戏的时候 导演要把摄像机放在这里
you know, shoot the crash from the inside.
知道吗，在车内拍摄撞击
That's where you put the camera. They call it a "crash box."
这就是放摄像机的地方 被称作“冲撞盒”
(grunts, clears throat)
(metal clangs loudly)
- There you go. - (Pam chuckles)
坐这儿
You know, when you asked to drive me home,
你说要载我回家的时候
you didn't mention your car didn't have a passenger seat.
并没有说你车里没有坐位
Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home.
对，实际上我没有说要送你回家
You asked me for a ride, and I said, "Yes."
是你要我送你一程，我说“好的”
But look at the bright side, Pam...
想想好的一面，潘...
I won't be gettin' fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
这样我就没办法对你动手动脚了
(laughs)
That is a bright side.
这算是好的一面
I thought so.
我也这么想
(door creaks, slams)
(girls laughing)
(girl screams)
(car speeds away)
(door slams, car idles loudly)
(Pam laughs)
Well, Pam...
好吧，潘...
which way are you going?
你要走那边？
- Left or right? - Right.
- 左还是右？ - 右边
Ah, that's too bad.
啊，太糟糕了
Why?
为什么？
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right.
走任何一边的概率是五五开
You see, we're both going left.
我们要走左边
You could have just as easily been going left, too,
本来你也可以轻松地选左边
and if that was the case,
如果那样的话
it would have been a while before you started getting scared.
你要等一阵子才会害怕
But since you're going the other way,
但是如果你要走另一边的话
I'm afraid...
恐怕...
you're gonna have to start getting scared...
你现在就得开始尖叫了...
immediately.
现在
What the fuck?!
要干嘛？
(tires squealing)
Cocksucking motherfucker!
狗娘养的!
Just fucking let me out of here!
让我离开这该死的地方！
I'll fucking rip your fucking...
我要把你撕烂...
Stop the fucking car!
快停下这该死的车!
Why are you being such a shit?
你干嘛这样对待我？
(screaming, tires squealing)
(horn honks)
(continues screaming, gasping)
(tires squealing)
(car frame squeaking, rattling)
(grunting)
(continues grunting)
Okay.
好了吧
Here's the thing.
就这样吧
(shakily chuckles) I get it.
我知道
L... I know it's a joke, and super funny.
我... 我知道这只是一个玩笑 很有意思
(gasping) Um, but if you just stop right now,
恩，只要你现在就停下
you know, and... and let me out,
你...让我下车
I'll never tell anybody because I know it's a joke.
我绝对不会告诉其他人 因为这就是一个玩笑
I know all about jokes.
我知道这些玩笑的
Ha ha ha!
呵呵呵
(sniffs) I promise everything'll be fine.
我保证不会有事的
Just... just... just let me out.
只要...只要... 只要让我下车
Please?
求你了？
- And... and... and... - Hey, Pam!
- 然后... - 嘿，潘!
Remember when I said this car was death proof?
还记得我说过的 这车是不死车么？
- (frame rattling, squeaking) - Well, that wasn't a lie.
那可不是假的
This car is 100% death proof.
坐这车百分之百是不会死的
Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
但你必须记住一点...
you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
只有坐在我的座位上才不会死
(car rumbles, idling)
(gasps)
(gasping, groaning)
(gurgles)
(head slams against metal)
(sighs)
Now I gotta catch me my other girlfriends.
现在我得去追那几个姑娘们了
(tires squeal)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
不、不、不
It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.
是戴夫·迪·多西·比基·米克·提西乐团
So, you got it?
记住了么？
Thanks, honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?
谢谢，亲爱的 下首歌就放这个，好么？
Good boy.
好孩子
(chuckles)
Growl!
Bye-bye.
再见
Who do you want to hear?
你要听什么？
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
是戴夫·迪·多西·比基·米克·提西乐团
Who?
什么？
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
是戴夫·迪·多西·比基·米克·提西乐团
Who the fuck are they?
究竟是谁？
For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point,
说来你听，片特·汤森
almost quit The Who, and if he had,
他差点退出了“谁人”乐队
he would have ended up in this group,
如果真那样，肯定会加入进来
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
是戴夫·迪·多西·比基·米克·提西·皮特乐团
And if you ask me, he should have.
要我说的话，他真的该加入
- (song begins playing) - That's my boy!
就是这首歌
&&
& Hold tight. Court to three &
*抱紧我，数到三*
& Gotta stay close by me &
*不要离开*
& Ard hold tight. Sirg ard shout &
*抱紧我，发声唱，大声喊*
& Just ride my rourdabout &
*跟我一起叫*
& Ard hold tight. Shut your eyes &
*抱紧我，闭上眼*
& Girl. You suit me for size &
*女孩，你我是良配*
& Forget the other guys &
*忘掉别的男人吧*
& You'll rever fall each time you call &
*每次你打来电话 都不会失望*
& Hold tight. Hold tight &
*抱紧我，抱紧我*
& Hold tight &
*抱紧我*
& Hold tight. Make me feel. What you say is for real &
*抱紧我，让我感觉到你所言非虚*
& Ard hold tight. Carousel &
*抱紧我，喧闹的酒会*
& Girl. You'll soor rirg my bell &
*女孩，你会很快想起我*
& Ard hold tight. We will fly &
*抱紧我，我们一起飞*
& Swirgirg low. Swirgirg high &
*上下翻飞*
& We're gorra make the sky &
*我们会冲上云霄*
& You'll rever fall &
*永不坠落*
(tires squeal)
(engine revs)
(tires squealing)
(engine revving)
&&
SHANNA: I want to hear this part of the song louder!
开大点声！
(Stuntman Mike screams)
(hissing)
(distant chattering)
Do you remember anything?
你还记得什么吗？
(phone rings)
Uh... l... I don't remember.
啊...我...我不记得了
(door slams)
EARL: Doctor Block.
布洛克医生
(indistinct voice over intercom)
WOMAN: (over intercom) Self-restrairts to Room 310
节制训练的去310房间
Self-restrairts to Room 310
节制训练的去310房间
Well. What's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block?
病人的诊断结果怎么样，布洛克医生？
I don't really see it's any of your business.
这和你有什么关系
Come on now, Sis.
说说吧，女士
You just tell us.
你只需要告诉我们
How bad is he?
他的情况有多糟糕？
He got banged up real good.
他撞伤得非常厉害
Busted nose, broken collarbone, smashed up his left index finger.
鼻骨碎了，锁骨断了 左手无名指粉碎
Is that it?
就这些？
He was real lucky.
他太幸运了
(chuckles)
That'll be all?
还想知道什么？
Well, that's more than enough, and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
好，足够了，谢谢你，布洛克医生
(grunts) Son of a bitch.
狗娘养的
So, Pop.
老爹
What do you think?
你怎么看？
Well, Son Number One,
好吧，一号儿子
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish I hesitate to speak it out loud.
我的想法太残忍了 正寻思该不该说出来
Well, give it a shot.
说说看呢
Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide.
这是一宗汽车杀人案
That ol' boy in there murdered them pretty little gals.
那老小子谋杀了那几个小妞儿
I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same.
他用的是汽车，不是斧子 不过结果一样
Well, what are you gonna do?
你打算怎么做？
Not a goddamn thing.
什么也不做
D.A. Says there ain't no crime here.
地检署排除了犯罪行为
Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
那几个小妞都喝得醉醺醺 而且饱抽了大麻
and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.
而那个老家伙干干净净
Now, you actually think that he premeditatively murdered them gals?
你真的觉得他是故意杀了那些女孩吗？
Well, I can't prove it.
我没办法证明
But since thinkin' don't cost nothin', I can think it, and I do.
想像一下又不会有什么害处
Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself.
是啊，老爹 不过他自己也受了很重的伤
Well, hell yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn...
没错，他是受了很重的伤...
I mean, them pretty little gals in there look like a goddamn giant
但你看看那些女孩子 她们就像被妖怪嚼碎
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
又吐出来的样子
Did any of 'em survive?
她们有活下来的吗？
(scoffs) Shit.
Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour,
两吨的金属 200英里的时速
flesh and bone and plain old Newton...
血肉横飞，牛顿定理...
they all princess died.
那些女孩都死了
(Son sighs)
Why?
为什么？
Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing.
我猜跟性有关
The only way I can figure it.
只能这么想了
High-velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,
高速的冲撞，扭曲的金属，破碎的玻璃
all four souls taken exactly the same time.
一瞬间4条生命没有了
Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
也许是那个变态发泄性欲的唯一方式
Yeah, I think the only thing we can dream of getting that bastard on
我觉得唯一给他定罪的机会
is vehicular manslaughter for the hitchhiker in the death box.
就是搭车人因坐他的死亡盒子而丧命
That was just plain old, goddamn reckless endangerment.
那是一种赤裸裸的危及他人生命的草率行为
But I got me a goddamn bartender
但是那个酒保
gonna testify that ol' Stuntman Mike didn't drink a drop all night.
他证明特技人麦克整晚滴酒未沾
And his passenger was left stranded by her date,
而搭车人被男友抛下
in the goddamn rain, no less, and she asked him for the fucking ride.
大雨倾盆 是那女的主动要求搭车的
Now, on paper, this is gonna look like he was just trying to help her out.
从表面来看 他只是想要帮她
I mean, that's the way the jury's gonna see it.
我是说，陪审团肯定会这么看
So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
你打算怎么办，老爹？
Tsk.
Well, I could take it upon myself to work the case,
我可以一个人来办这宗案子
you know, in my off hours.
用业余时间
Search for evidence, you know, prove my theory.
查找证据，证实我的推理
Alert authorities.
提醒执法机构
Dog that rotten son of a bitch-- wherever he goes, l go.
跟踪那个臭婊子养的 他去哪我追到哪
Or l could spend the same goddamn amount of time and energy
我也可以把这些时间精力
following the NASCAR circuit.
花在追看全国汽车巡回赛上
Hmm. l've thought about it a lot.
嗯，我考虑了很久
l think l'd have a hell of a lot happier life if l did the latter.
觉得我要是选后者 会过得开心得多
And just because l can't
不过正因为我不能
punish Old Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
将里面那个弗兰肯斯坦似的老家伙绳之以法
l'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John--
我告诉你 就像主告诉约翰那样
if he ever does it again,
如果他敢再犯
l can make goddamn sure he don't do it in Texas.
我他妈的向你保证 他绝不会在德克萨斯犯
&&
黎巴嫩 田纳西州
14个月后
& You krow you're slidirg dowr &
* 你知道你在向下滑翔 *
& Agairst your heart &
* 虽然你的心不愿这样 *
( tires squeal )
& Yeah. you got ore &
* 没错，你在滑翔 *
& Just close your eyes &
* 闭上双眼 *
& So you car see &
* 你就能看见 *
& So you car see &
* 你就能看见 *
& No. baby. h dor't care &
* 不宝贝，我不介意 *
& What they say. it's so easy &
* 他们说什么 这很容易 *
& No. baby. h dor't care &
* 不宝贝，我不介意 *
& What they say. it's so easy &
* 他们说什么 这很容易 *
& Yeah. it's comir' or &
* 是的，我在滑翔 *
( girls chattering )
& ht's gettirg sweeter &
* 这感觉越来越甜蜜 *
& Ard sweeter &
* 越来越美好 *
( sirger laughs )
& hf you're gorra drowr &
* 如果你真要下滑 *
& Ther do it the right way &
* 那就一滑到底 *
& The right way &
* 一滑到底 *
& h dor't care what they say. it's so easy &
* 我不介意他们说什么，这很容易 *
& h dor't care what they say. it's so &
* 我不介意他们说什么，这很…… *
( switches off radio )
- KlM: Are you on the same floor as him? - LEE: No, he's on the fourth.
- 你和他住同一层吗？ - 不，他住第四层
- And who's in whose room? - He's in mine.
- 那去了谁的房间 - 我的
And so what happened then?
然后怎样了？
We made out for about ten minutes, and then l sent him off to his room.
我们亲热了大概十分钟 然后我让他回自己房去了
- So how's the Rock as a kisser? - Mm, he's damn good.
- 那么巨石强森的接吻技术如何？ - 嗯，他棒极了
He's got them mushy lips, smooth fingertips.
他有那种软绵绵的嘴唇 还有光滑的指尖
Mm, l love them mushy lips.
嗯，我喜欢软绵绵的嘴唇
He's a big guy, so he spins me around so my back is up against him,
他个头很大，于是他把我转过来 让我背靠着他
takes his big hand and puts it on my throat,
伸出他的大手，放在我脖子上
tilts my head back and leans over me, kisses me from behind.
把我的头扳回去，斜靠过来 从后面吻我
Damn, that sounds sexy!
我靠，这么性感!
lt was sexy.
确实很性感
But then that was it? You sent him off? How'd he take it?
可是这样就完了？你让他回去？他什么反应？
Wait a minute, what are we doing here?
等一下，我们来这儿干什么？
lf l'm gonna power through and pick up Zoe at the airport, l need coffee.
我要撑到机场去接苏伊的话 必须喝他一大杯咖啡才行
Since you're getting that, can you get some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull?
既然这样 能不能再买瓶伏特加和无糖红牛？
We didn't know you were awake.
你啥时候醒的
l'm not awake. l'm asleep.
我没醒，我睡着了
But get some more vodka and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
不过还是要记得买伏特加和无糖红牛
And some Red Apple Tans.
再买支红苹果助晒油
Damn, l didn't stop to get you bitches groceries.
靠，我停车不是给你们这些贱人买杂货的
- You remember how to get to the airport? - LEE: Uh-huh.
- 你记得怎么去机场吗？ - 嗯
Then you should get behind the wheel, 'cause you gonna drive.
那你就该到方向盘后面去 因为开车的将是你
Motherfuckers.
臭娘们
( motion sensor dings )
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
他们没有无糖红牛
They got regular Red Bull and sugar-free G.O. juice.
只有普通红牛和无糖G.O.果汁
- ABBlE: G.O. - KlM: G.O.!
- G.O.吧 - G.O.！
LEE: & lt's not the way you kiss that says you're mine &
* 并非你的吻使你为我所有 *
& Many, many, many nights go by &
* 很多很多夜晚消消溜走 *
& l sit alone at home and cry over you &
* 我独坐在家为你泪流 *
& What can l do &
* 还有什么是我能够 *
& Don't want nobody, nobody &
* 想要的人再也没有，再也没有 *
& 'Cause, baby, it's you &
* 因为那个人是你，我的宝贝 *
& ls it true what they say &
* 他们所说的是真是假 *
& All about you &
* 关于你的一切 *
& They say you'll never ever never be true &
* 他们说你的真心谁都不给 *
& lt doesn't matter what they say &
* 他们说什么我都无所谓 *
& l know l'm gonna love you any old way &
* 我会用所有古老的方式爱你 *
& What would l do &
* 还有什么是我愿意 *
& Without you &
* 如果没有了你 *
& l don't want nobody-- &
* 想要的人再也没有— *
Where the hell are my keys? Here they are.
我的钥匙他妈上哪去了？哦，在这儿
Sorry, l didn't mean to give you a concert there.
对不起，我不是故意给你开演唱会的
No, it wasn't you.
不，不是你
That guy bumped into my feet when he walked by.
那个人走过去的时候碰到了我的脚
l don't know why, but that kind of creeped me out.
不知怎么搞的 让我起了一身鸡皮疙瘩
( engine starts )
( loud rock resumes )
( tires squealing )
& h dor't care what they sayirg to me &
* 我不介意他们说什么 *
( sirger laughs )
Little dick.
小鸡鸡
Clearly.
肯定是
Since l'm up, l might as well hit the ATM.
既然我都起来了 顺便去趟自动提款机吧
Get me a fuckin' smoke.
再去抽根烟
( nearby engine idles )
( tires screech )
( coins drop )
What?
怎么了？
Did you just see the...
你刚刚有没有看见……
What?
什么？
Nothing, honey.
没什么，小甜甜
( motion sensor dings )
( cell chirps song )
Y'ello.
喂
lt's me.
是我
Miss me?
想我了？
You best get your ass off Kim's car.
你最好把屁股从基姆的车上挪下来
- l've seen Kim sit on it before. - Her ass ain't your ass.
- 她自己也坐过 - 她的屁股又不是你的屁股
Okay. So, l think l'm in this month's issue of Allure
好吧，话说回来 我好像上了这个月的《诱惑》
You got Allure?
你这有《诱惑》吗？
Magazines by the window.
杂志在橱窗旁边
Here you are!
有了！
( laughing )
You hot mama, you.
你这性感尤物
See you in a second.
一会儿见
$3.85...out of 20.
三块八毛五，收你二十
And you get 16 and change back. Thank you very much.
找你十六块，还有零钱 非常感谢
You know, l got other fashion magazines for sale behind the counter.
你知道吗，柜台后面还有别的时尚杂志呢
No, that's okay. This'll be all.
不用了，这本就行了
Thought l'd ask.
随口问问
- Thanks anyway. - Have a good one.
- 还是谢谢了 - 好走
l got this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
我有这个月的意大利版《时尚》
This month's?
这个月的？
Listen to this.
你肯定想不到
The Circle A clerk has this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
这家“圆周A”的店员 有这个月的意大利版《时尚》
- No way. - Way!
- 不可能 - 真的！
l can't believe fuckin' Circle A carries ltalian Vogue
我不相信他妈的“圆周A”也卖意大利《时尚》
lt doesn't. lt's his own personal copy.
确实不卖，是他的个人收藏
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
他愿意27块转手
( scoffs ) 27 bucks?
27块？
What the fuck do you care? We're talking about per diem here.
你他妈的还在乎这点钱？这不过是你一天的零花钱
We found an issue of ltalian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee.
这可是在田纳西州的黎巴嫩 竟给我们找到一期意大利《时尚》
We're lucky he's not asking for fuckin' Krugerrands.
他没跟我们要克鲁格金币就算我们走运了（南非货币）
l'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways.
我打算买，费用可以三个人平分
What, me, you, and Kim?
谁，我，你和基姆？
Kim doesn't give a shit about ltalian Vogue.
基姆对意大利《时尚》不会有一丝兴趣
but Brandy'll come in with us, and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will.
但是布兰迪可以加入 如果她不愿意，她妹妹泰丝拉肯定会
Okay, but if anybody tears out any sheets l want,
好吧，但如果有谁撕掉我想要的任何一页
you gotta make color Xeroxes of those pages, and l'm not talking Kinko's.
你就得给我去重新彩印 而且还不能在街头复印店印
You take it to the art department and have them do it fuckin' right.
你得把它拿去美术组 让他们给我弄好
( chattering )
( shutter clicks )
( clicks )
- Whoo! - ( clicks twice )
- Oh, my God! - ( clicks )
我的上帝！
( clicks )
STUNTMAN MlKE: Got it!
拍到了！
( click )
- ( click ) - ...the actress...
( click )
Oh, boy.
好家伙
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoe.
你实在赶得太巧了，苏伊
lt just so happens we're all three off-duty for the next three days.
碰巧我们三个这三天都不用做事
Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
我靠！怎么可能？
l'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup, and she's off for the next three days.
我要给琳赛·罗翰化妆 而她要放三天假
There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free,
这段时间也不用替身参与拍摄 于是基姆也休息
and Lee's on a will-notify for the four days.
而丽这四天如果没有通知也不用报到
So how's the shoot going?
那拍摄的事怎么样？
Great. We're having the best time.
棒极了，我们从没这么开心过
The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.
导演叫塞西尔·伊万斯，他太有意思了
We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
我们拍着最酷的影片，还总开派对
Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.
说得太对了，下一个活儿肯定没这么爽了
So let's hear it, ladies.
那来说说看吧，女士们
Set romances! Who's getting it off?
来讲爱情故事吧！谁和谁有一腿了？
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
那肯定是丽和工具箱了
Oh, Toolbox! Name sounds promising.
哦，工具箱！名字听上去就很有前途
- He's a grip. - What he is is a pervert.
- 他是道具工 - 他是个变态
Well, he just keeps sounding better and better.
你们越说我越觉得他妙哎
What's his perversion?
他怎么变态了？
He likes to watch me pee.
他喜欢看我尿尿
& Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee &
* 丽坐在马桶上，工具箱看她尿尿 *
& P-l-S-S-l-N-G &
* 尿了一泡又一泡 *
Ooh!
Yeah, but not no more.
是啊，但没下文了
Now she's getting it on with the Rock.
现在她又和巨石强森打得火热
You had a one-off with the Rock?
你竟和巨石强森有一腿？
Well, not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce.
哦，不是真的巨石强森 他是个电工，叫布鲁斯
He looks like the Rock, so we all just call him the Rock.
是基姆取的外号，因为他长得像巨石强森 所以后来我们都这么叫他
Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.
没错，这剧组里的人全是明星脸
We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage and Pee Wee Herman, too.
还有人长得像尼克·凯奇 还有皮威·赫曼呢（八十年代的喜剧红星）
Kim, dick department. Let's hear it!
基姆，你乱搞了几个，赶快说！
Mm-mmm, no dick this trip. l got a man.
这次不敢乱搞了 我找了个男朋友
- How long have you had this boyfriend? - About three months.
- 你和他处多久了？ - 大概三个月
Who'd you steal him from?
从谁那儿抢来的？
Nobody!
谁也不是！
- ABBlE: Kim! - Wha--what?
- 基姆！ - 干嘛？
He totally had a girlfriend.
他肯定有女朋友
ZOE: All of Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend.
所有基姆的男友一开始都是别人的男友
l did not steal him!
我没抢他！
l didn't steal any of them; they just...jumped ship.
他们都不是我抢来的 他们只不过……回头是岸了
( girls snorting )
- So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.
- 你的故事呢，艾伯纳西？ - 艾比可是把大法师搞到手了哦
l had a set crush on Cecil.
我事实上对塞西尔动过心
Set crush? Nigga, please. You were his set wife!
事实上动过心？别扯了老大 你一度都成他“事实上”的老婆了！
''Were'' and ''had'' being the key words, here.
拜托，这里的关键字是 动“过”心和“一度”
Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it.
婊子，谁不知道你们俩旧情还在
Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?
好吧，如果他这么爱我 为什么他要和黛瑞·汉娜的替身上床？
( all snorting and cackling )
Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny!
是的，男人都是狗，这太好笑了！
Oh, it's so funny!
这太好笑了！
Stop acting all hurt. Your ass just mad.
有必要这么伤心吗 看你都快气疯了
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
是的，他专和替身上床
You need to get over that shit. That was two weeks ago.
婊子，你该忘掉这件破事儿了 都过了两周了
Oh, well, now you put it like that...
好嘛，现在你又这么说了
Oh, l haven't told you the best part.
哦，我还没告诉你故事的精华
He fucked her on my birthday.
他在我的生日那天和她干的
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
哦，这就有点不厚道了
- Thank you. - Did he know it was your birthday?
- 谢谢你 - 他知道那天是你生日吗？
l mean, he's the director. He's kind of busy.
我的意思是，他是导演，应该很忙吧
He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present.
他吃了一块我的生日蛋糕，还送了我礼物
- ( whispers ) Wow. - Yeah...l think he knew.
是的……我认为他知道
What did he get you?
他送你什么了？
He made me a tape.
他拍了一盒带子送我
He made you a tape?
他给你拍了盒带子？
- ( shrieks ) - Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
等一下，他不是给你刻了张CD？
He made you a tape?
而是专门给你拍的带子？
- Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic!
- 是的 - 好浪漫啊！
Yes, l know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there.
是的，我知道你们要说什么 所以别跟我来那套
This sounds like the test of true love to me.
这听上去就像真爱的证明
Look, l know you guys like him. He's likeable.
瞧，我知道你们喜欢他 他是很招人喜欢
But he fucked another woman on my birthday.
但他在我的生日那天和别的女人上床
How can you not be on my side?
你们怎么能不站在我这边？
l admit, that sounds bad.
我承认，这听上去很差劲
lt is bad!
就是很差劲！
lt just sounds like there's a little more to it than that.
只是听起来他似乎情有可原
Were you two fucking?
你们两个上过床吗？
Hell, no.
没有
Hello, is your name Abernathy?
喂，你是艾伯纳西吗？
Sorry.
对不起
The answer to your question is no, of course not.
你问题的答案是没有，当然没有
What do you mean ''No, of course rot''?
“当然没有”是什么意思？
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years
塞西尔之所以六年没交女朋友
is because girls will fuck him, and if you fuck Cecil,
就是因为他不缺女孩子和他上床 而一旦你和塞西尔上了床
you don't become one of his girlfriends--
他就不拿你当女朋友看
not to say l want to be his girlfriend,
我的意思并不是我想当他的女朋友
but if l did want to be his girlfriend, if l fucked him, l wouldn't be.
但如果我真想当他女朋友的话 如果我和他上床，就会泡汤
l'd be one of his regulars, and l'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.
我就会成为他其中一个性伴 而我已经太老，不适合玩这套了
- Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
- 你连碰都不让他碰一下吗？ - 有啊！
l've let him give me a foot massage,
我让他给我做脚部按摩
and when we go to the movies, l've let him hold my hand.
我们一块看电影时，我让他牵我的手
Bitch, you might be actin' like you 1 2 years old,
婊子，你的行为像12岁小姑娘
but he just acting like a man.
而他则表现得很男人
You need to break that nigga off a piece.
你得和那小子来真格的
Let me get this straight--
让我来整理一下
you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him,
你既没有和他干，也没有帮他吸
you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?
你也没有和他舌吻 而戴瑞·汉娜的替身这些都干全了？
Can we just take my sex life off the table?
能不能不要把我的性生活拿出来分析？
Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table--
事实上，我们分析的是塞西尔的性生活
and your lack of one.
而你根本就没有
Fuck both of you and your little high-five.
你俩都给我去死 还有你们击的那一掌
Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga,
在你把握住一个大佬之前 你得先“把握”住他的“大佬”
and you can start by giving that motherfucker a hand job
你可以先用手帮那混蛋解决一下
in the back of the van on Tuesday.
在星期二的车后座上
l'm not gonna do that!
我才不会那么做！
l know you won't! But you know who will--
我知道你不会！但只有会这样做的臭婊子
the bitch that ends up living in that big-ass mansion of his.
最后才能住在他那座大公寓里
l haven't entirely agreed with everything Kim's said,
我还没完全同意基姆所说的
but it is true if you've stretched it out like you have with Cecil
但有件事可以肯定 像你那样先和塞西尔保持距离
and you suddenly get dirty on them, it blows their mind.
然后突然露出你风骚的一面 他们会为你神魂颠倒
So Zoe, Kim, and l are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
是这样的，苏伊、基姆和我 在菲律宾参加一个露天舞会
- LEE: What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three
- 你们当时在做什么片子？ - 《劈头三脚》，第三部分
And, admittedly, we're a little fucked up.
而且坦白说，我们当时有点喝多了
- ZOE: ( giggling ) Cheers to that. - Word.
- 为此干一杯吧 - 说得好
Cheers.
干杯
So Zoe...
然后苏伊……
the genius, wants to take a picture of me.
这位天才，想给我拍张照
( others laughing )
lt's dark as hell, and you can't see shit.
当时天黑得要命，啥也看不到
So she's got her camera and keeps saying, ''Step back a little!''
于是她拿着相机不停地说“后退一点点！”
So l do.
我照做了
( imitating Zoe ) Then ''A little fu-ther!''
然后说“再远一点！”
So l step back a little fu-ther. Then ''A little more!'' So l do.
于是我又退远一点“再远点！”我又退了点
Then l realize l'm at the edge of a seven-foot concrete ditch...
这时我才发现自己身后 就是一个七英尺的水泥沟
- ( others cracking up ) - ...with God knows how many rocks
天知道里面有多少石头
and broken bottles and rats in it, and if l fell in that fucking thing,
还有碎瓶子和老鼠 如果我掉进那个鬼东西里去
l probably would have broken my neck.
我可能会把脖子都摔断
So l am yelling at her: ''Zoe, you almost killed me!''
于是我对她嚷道“苏伊，你差点害死我！”
So we laugh about it and walk a little further,
然后我们笑了一阵，又走远了一点
and Zoe starts fuckin' around.
这时苏伊开始不老实了
And-- bam!-- if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch!
然后梆的一声！她真掉进那条倒霉沟里去了！
LEE: Nice.
不错
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
谢谢各位，谢谢
我只记得自己向前走了一步 一边往下看一边心想
l remember taking a step and looking down,
just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.''
“这就是艾比说的那条沟”
Bam! l'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
梆！我就已经在那沟里了
What happened?
受伤了吗？
What, with Zoe, the cat?
你说苏伊吗？这只狸猫
Nothing.
啥事没有
lf l fell in that fuckin' thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there.
如果掉进去的是我 他们可能要用直升飞机来抬我出去了
Zoe just lands on her feet.
苏伊却稳稳当当地站住了
But then later l started feeling a little bad about myself--
但后来我开始觉得有点不是味儿
Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing. We're laughing about it.
苏伊掉进那条沟，啥事没有 我们还拿她来取笑
lf l fell in that fucking thing, l probably would have been paralyzed.
如果我掉进那鬼东西 我可能已经瘫痪了
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
哦宝贝，你可别这么想
We all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.
我们都有各自的才能 而这不过凑巧是苏伊的才能之一
Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing.
就身体而言，苏伊太神奇了
l mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
我是指，敏捷度，反射神经和柔韧性
There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoe on that front.
这方面人类中很少有能和苏伊一拼的
Kim, l like you too.
基姆，我也喜欢你
Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess,
既然如此，在你嫉妒苏伊的能力之前
you're missing the most important part of that story.
别忘了故事里最重要的一点
You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoe did.
你没掉进沟里，苏伊却进了
Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her,
苏伊知道那里有条沟，因为你告诉过她
and she still fell in.
但她还是掉了进去
So Lee's right. We all have our talents.
所以丽说得对，我们都有自己的才能
Hey, l resemble that remark.
嘿，她是想表扬我
( laughing )
So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
对了基姆，你包里还带着罗斯科吗？
Check it out, bitch.
自己看吧，婊子
- Ooh, nice one, mate. - l know this.
- 哇，不错嘛，伙计 - 我就知道你会这么说
LEE: What's a Roscoe?
什么是罗斯科？
Roscoe's a pistol.
罗斯科是一种手枪
- You carry a gun? - Uh-huh.
- 你带着枪？ - 嗯
You have a license to carry?
你有持枪许可证吗？
Yeah, when l became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.
是的，当我成为一名特工时 他们发给我一张许可证
Oh, l didn't know you were...
啊，我还不知道你是……
Okay, l didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me. God.
- 好，当我没说行吗？别这么看着我 - 上帝啊
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
你知道基姆带着枪吗？
Yes. Now, do l approve? No.
是的，要是问我赞同吗？不
Do l know? Yes.
我知道吗？知道
Look, l don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,
听着，我不管你们生活在哪个未来主义的乌托邦
but the world l live in, a bitch need a gun.
但我所在的世界里，女人需要带枪
You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns
有件事你得承认
tend to get shot more than people who don't.
带枪的人与不带枪的相比 更容易被人开枪打死
And you can't get around the fact that if l go down to the laundry room
那你也得承认 如果我半夜去洗衣房的次数足够多
at midnight enough times, l might get my ass raped.
我可能会被强奸
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
谁要你半夜去洗衣房
Fuck that! l wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck l want to.
去死！我他妈的想几时洗就几时洗
There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.
除了枪还有很多东西可以防身 比如辣椒喷剂
Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me, l don't want to give him a skin rash.
天，杀千刀的都想强奸我了 我可不能只让他得点皮疹就算了
l wanna shut that nigga down!
我要干掉那该死的东西！
How about a knife, at least?
那至少可以用刀吧？
Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives?
是的，你知道带刀的死鬼都什么下场吗？
They get shot!
被枪打！
lf l ever become a famous actress, l won't carry a gun.
如果哪天我成了明星，我就不带枪了
l'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down,
我会雇个狠家伙帮我带枪 而当那垃圾被打倒时
l'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West.
我会坐在旁边冷笑 但在那天到来之前，只有扮牛仔了
So Zoe, you thought about what you want to do first?
那么苏伊，你来之前想好要做什么了吗？
lt just so happens l know exactly what l want to do.
巧得很，我明确知道自己想干嘛
Oh, really? And what would that be?
真的吗？是什么？
To me, there's no point in being in America unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
对我来说，如果不能开一回底特律赛车 来美国就没意义了
l wanna drive a Dodge Challenger-- fuck me swinging, balls out.
我想开一辆道奇挑战者-- 随便干我吧，干到爽为止
( laughing )
ABBlE: Well, l guess we could talk to Transpo,
我们也许可以和交通组的人谈谈
but does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?
非得是道奇挑战者吗？
Not just that. lt has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
不仅如此，它还必须是辆1970年的道奇挑战者，带440引擎的
( cackles )
How in the fuck do you expect to do that?
那上哪给你找去呀？
No worries, mate.
别担心，伙计们
l've got it all worked out.
我早就盘算好了
When l knew l was coming here, l went online and found out
当我知道自己要来时 我就上网查了查
that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebaror News Sertirel
发现这里的本地报纸是《黎巴嫩哨报》
- So back home-- - l'm sorry, where's home? Australia?
- 于是我在家时-- - 不好意思，你家在哪儿？澳大利亚？
( grunts )
What do you mean by that, mate?
你这是什么意思，伙计？
Zoe's from New Zealand, and you never--
苏伊来自新西兰 而你永远不要--
l repeat, never-- call a Kiwi an Aussie.
我重复一遍，永远不要-- 把新西兰人称作澳洲人
KlM: That is, unless you want your ass kicked.
除非你的屁股欠踢
l'm so sorry. l will nev--
真不好意思，我再也不会--
( others snorting )
Oh, it's okay.
哦，没事的
We're just taking the piss out of you, mate.
我们只是在拿你开心，伙计
Auckland, to answer your question.
我的家在奥克兰
Anyway, l subscribed to the local paper a month ago.
话说回来，我一个月前开始订本地的报纸
Why the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
你在新西兰订这里的乡下报纸干屁？
Pipe down and l'll tell you.
安静，听我说
l've been getting the paper and checking the classifieds,
我一直查看这报纸上面的分类广告
looking at cars for sale,
寻找待售的汽车
so as of yesterday, for sale in this town,
结果昨天的报纸说 就在这个镇子上
some dude is selling a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger
有个家伙打算卖掉一辆1970年的道奇挑战者
with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
有440引擎，而且是白色的
KlM: And you wanna buy it?
你想买吗？
Kim, l may be stupid, but l'm not bloody stupid.
基姆，我也许有点蠢 但我还没有蠢得冒泡
l wanna say l wanna buy it so he'll let me test-drive it.
我想告诉他我要买 这样他就会让我试开
A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job?
1970年的白色道奇挑战者？
Oh, uh, Kowalski!
哦，对了，库沃斯基！
Kowalski from Varishirg Poirt Mate, it's a fucking classic!
就是《粉身碎骨》里的库沃斯基 伙计，太他妈经典了！
lf l can get this guy
如果我能让这个人
to let me drive it without him, l will blow the doors off that bitch.
允许我单独开一会儿 我会把车门都撞掉
ABBlE: What's Varishirg Poirt?
什么是《粉身碎骨》？
What's Varishirg Poirt?
什么是《粉身碎骨》？
Abs, l'm supposed to be the illiterate one.
艾比，我还以为这里就我是文盲呢
lt's just one of the best American movies ever made.
它可是史上最伟大的美国电影之一
Actually, Zoe, most girls wouldn't know Varishirg Poirt
事实上，苏伊 大多数女孩都不会知道《粉身碎骨》的
Excuse me. Most girls? What the fuck are you two?
等一下，大多数女孩？那你俩是什么？
Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it.
是的，我们是机械狂 所以我俩当然看过
Y'all grew up watching that Pretty ir Pirk shit.
你们都是看《粉红佳人》那种垃圾长大的（1986年上映的青春爱情片）
Oh, l liked Pretty ir Pirk
哦，我喜欢《粉红佳人》
What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?
什么，你们都不看约翰·休斯的电影吗？（八九十年代著名喜剧导演）
Of course l did. l'm a girl. But l also watched car shit, too...
当然有看，我是个女孩 但我也看赛车影片
Varishirg Poirt. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
《粉身碎骨》啦，《冲刺大黎明》啦
- Gore ir 60 Secords-- - Oh--
《极速60秒》啦
The real one, not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
真正的那一部 不是安吉丽娜·茱莉的那部垃圾
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland that plays Varishirg Poirt.
在奥克兰我们有个露天影院放过《粉身碎骨》
Big Wedresday. all the classics.
还有《伟大的星期三》，全是经典
( honks )
( honking )
What do you horny gals want?
你们这些骚娘儿们想干嘛？
( door opens, slams )
Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
你是不是要卖一辆1970年的道奇挑战者？
Right up here, ladies.
就在这边，女士们
This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
这玩意儿帅呆了！
Fuckin' legendary, mate.
真他妈开了眼了，伙计
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me, l'd like to have a word with my associate.
帅哥，能不能先失陪一下 我想和我的合伙人谈谈
You ladies take your time.
你们女士们慢慢谈
( laughs creepily )
( moans )
What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
你还等什么？快求他让你单独开啊
l intend to, but first l need to ask you something.
我会的，但首先我想求你个事
What?
什么事？
lf he lets us take it out on our own, l wanna play Ship's Mast.
如果他允许我们自己开 我想玩“船桅”
- Oh, hell, no! - Keep it down!
- 哦见鬼，不行！ - 小声点！
Ain't no way l'm doing Ship's Mast.
我绝不做“船桅”
- For Chrissakes-- - Don't blaspheme.
- 看在基督分上 - 别亵渎了神灵
Sorry.
对不起
Now, what did you say after the last time?
你上次是怎么说的？
- Look, l know what l said. - What did you say?
- 瞧，我知道自己说了什么 - 你怎么说的
- l know l said we shouldn't-- - No.
- 我知道我说过我们不应该-- - 不
You didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.
你说的不是我们不应该 你说的是我们再也不会这么做
- But-- - But, my ass!
- 可是-- - 可是个屁！
You said not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,
你不仅说我们再也不玩“船桅”
but you also said if you ever do what you trying to do now,
你还说如果你再这么磨我
to not only refuse, but that l had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
我不但要拒绝你 必要时还有权动用武力制止你
Now, did you or did you not say that?
现在告诉我，你有没有这么说过？
No, no, no. Answer the question, motherfucker.
不不不，回答我的问题，混蛋
- Did you or did you not say that? - Yes, l said that.
- 你有没有说过？ - 是的，我说了
- However-- - Whatever with your ''however.''
- 但是-- - 去他妈的“但是”
Look, l know l said it, and l know l meant it--
我知道我说了，我也知道我当时是认真的
Damn skippy you meant it!
死女人，你当然是认真的
But when l said it, l didn't mean in America!
但我说的是指不在美国的情况
- Oh, nigga, please. - For real. Really.
- 哦，得了吧 - 是真的
l meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand or Australia.
我的意思是我们再也不该 在新西兰或者澳大利亚玩“船桅”
You are such a liar!
你这个大骗子！
l know what l said, but when l said it l didn't know l'd ever come to America,
我知道自己说的话 但当时我并不知道有一天我会来美国
and if l had of known l was gonna come to America,
如果我知道我要来美国
had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the Varishirg Poirt Challenger...
有机会在《粉身碎骨》里的挑战者上玩“船桅”的话
l would have added a ''however.''
我当时会加上一句“但是”的
Right?
对吧？
Okay, oddly enough, l actually understood that.
好吧，不知怎地，我却能理解你的心情
However, just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit
但是，虽然你说服自己做傻事
doesn't mean l have lost my goddamn mind.
我可没有失去理智
You need two people to play Ship's Mast, and l ain't playing.
你需要两个人来玩“船桅”，我可不玩
l'll be your best friend.
我会做你最好的朋友
l don't need me no best friend lives on the other side of Planet Earth.
我不需要一个住在地球另一面的好朋友
l'll crack your back.
我会帮你捶背
You'll crack it anyway.
你反正是要捶的
Well, of course l'll crack it anyway.
没错，我反正是要捶的
But now, while l'm here, l'll be your back-cracking slave.
但是现在，我这呆几天 我就给你当几天捶背的奴隶
Whenever you want it, you've got it. You don't even have to ask.
不管你几时想要，我都马上动手 都不用你请求我
You just order me to do it, just be like, ''Bitch, get over here and get busy.''
你只要命令我，说声“臭娘们，过来，别闲着”
You crack my back, give me foot massages, and after a shower, you moisturize my butt.
你得给我捶背，为我做脚部按摩 我洗完澡时你还得给我屁股打润肤油
Deal.
成交
We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him.
我们去问这人能不能让我们自己开车出去
lf he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.
如果他同意，你和丽在这儿等着 我们一会就回来
What?
什么？
- l said we're gonna see if this guy'll let-- - l heard what you said.
- 我说我们去问这人-- - 我听到你说什么了
l just can't believe what you said.
我只是不敢相信你会这么说
You two got some fuckin' balls.
你俩胆子真不小啊
What?
什么？
Don't play dumbass with me.
别跟我装傻
l've been up all night, l'm still a little drunk, and l have a hangover.
我一宿没睡，仍然有点晕 还有宿醉在身
l should be in my hotel room, asleep, not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,
我应该在我的酒店房间里呼呼大睡 而不是在烟草路上闲晃
but because Zoe wanted to drive some Varishirg Poirt car, l'm here.
就因为苏伊想开什么《粉身碎骨》的车 我就在这儿了
Now you two got the balls to ask me-- no, scratch that-- tell me
现在你们竟胆大包天地请求我-- 不对，是要求我
l gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?
和那边的土老冒交涉 好让你们两个酷仔出去玩？
Bullshit on that.
想得美
- lt ain't like that. - What's it like, Kim?
- 不是这样的 - 那是怎样，基姆？
You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
你们是我们的同伙 如果我们都去，他肯定不会同意的
l really think one human being will be collateral enough.
我认为当同伙一个人就够了
You're not gonna want to do what we're doing.
你不会愿意加入我们的
What, drive a car?
你们要干嘛，不就开车吗？
We're doing more than that.
不止开车
What, drive it fast?
那是什么，开得很快？
We're doing more than that.
不止开得很快
Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.
事实上，我们是为你好 因为我们要做一件蠢事
( clears throat )
But that's okay. We're stunt people. We ain't got good sense.
但是没关系，我们是搞特技的 我们脑子有毛病
But you got good sense, and anybody with good sense
但你脑子没毛病 任何脑子没毛病的人
- ain't gonna want to do what we're doing. - How do you know?
- 都不会愿意加入我们的 - 你怎么知道？
'Cause you're a mum.
因为你是个事儿妈
Yeah.
是的
You know, we're supposed to be this big posse,
你们知道吗，我们本该成群结队地行动
but that's the excuse you guys use whenever you want to exclude me,
但你们每次想把我排除在外时 都用这个借口
so what is it you two daredevils are doing
好吧，你们两个不怕死的到底在摆什么酷
that l'm just so uncool l couldn't possibly understand?
觉得我太土，完全理解不了？
You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
你知道，某种意义上我们正在欺骗这人
so maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us.
所以我们最好别在他的眼皮底下讨论这种细节
Besides...
除此以外
he's probably not gonna let us do it, anyway.
他很可能根本就不会同意
Okay, how about this?
这样好不好？
l'll talk him into it, but l go along.
我会说服他，但你们得带上我
- How you gonna do that? - That's my problem.
- 你有什么高招？ - 这你们就甭管了
But don't worry.
不过别担心
( snorts ) He'll say yes.
他会点头的
What are you gonna do, blow him?
你想干嘛，给他吹萧吗？
No.
不
l'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.
我会对他暗示说丽要给他吹萧
( laughing )
That's a good one.
这主意不错
Not really.
开玩笑的
But let me handle it. We got a deal?
但这事包在我身上，成交吗？
Okay, Mama, listen up.
好吧，妈妈，听好了
You wanna hang with the cool kids? You got to be cool.
你想和酷仔们一起玩吗？那你就得表现得酷一些
We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.
我们带你一起去，但你要闭嘴 啥都不许说
You just sit in the back, and l don't want to hear a peep, you understand?
你只要坐在后面，大气都别出，明白吗？
- Got it. - l'm serious, now.
- 了解 - 我是说认真的
You start nagging us, we pulling over, kicking you out, and picking you up later.
一旦你开始唠叨，我们就停车 把你踢出去，然后回头再来接你
Agreed.
遵命
Okay. Go work your magic.
好吧，去施你的魔法吧
- Hello, sir. - Hello.
- 你好，先生 - 你好
- Hello, what's your name? - Jasper.
- 你好，你叫什么名字？ - 贾斯帕
Hello, Jasper, l'm Abernathy.
你好贾斯帕，我叫艾伯纳西
- Aber what? - Abernathy.
- 艾伯什么？ - 艾伯纳西
- What's your first name? - That is my first name.
- 你的名字是什么？ - 这就是我的名字
- What kind of first name is that? - Just call me Abbie.
- 这是什么破名字 - 叫我艾比就行了
Okay, Abbie.
好吧，艾比
Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and l could take the car out
贾斯帕，能不能让我的朋友和我
for a little test drive out on our own, just to see if we're comfortable.
自己出去试开一会这辆车 好体验一下是否满意
Why would l do something stupid like that?
我为什么要干这种蠢事？
To better sell your automobile.
为了你的车能卖个更好的价钱
How do l know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?
我怎么知道你们不会偷我的车？
Four reasons, actually.
说实话有四个理由
One, we're not thieves, two, that would be rude,
第一，我们不是贼 第二，这样做很无礼
three, we're staying at the Days lnn in town--
第三，我们就住在镇里的戴斯酒店
you can call, check with management. We're registered for the next month.
你可以打电话和经理部查对 我们订了一个月的房间
Actually, Zoe's not, but Kim and l are, so we're totally track-downable.
哦，苏伊没有，但基姆和我订了 所以出了事你绝对能找到我们
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
基姆是谁？那个黑妞？
Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
是的，基姆是那个黑姑娘
And reason number four-- and the most important:
还有第四个理由，最最重要的
while we're taking the car out for a little spin,
等我们出去兜风时
that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted with our other friend...
你就能更好地熟悉我们的另一个朋友--
Lee.
丽
( chuckles )
Why does she look kind of familiar?
为什么她看上去有点面熟？
That would be because she's a famous actress.
那是因为她是个女明星
Hmm.
嗯
Why's she dressed like that?
她为什么穿成那样？
Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town,
哦，是这样的 我们在这镇上拍一部好莱坞影片
and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.
是部啦啦队长影片 她就演其中一个啦啦队长
What's a cheerleader movie?
什么是啦啦队长影片？
A movie about cheerleaders.
一种关于啦啦队长的影片
ls it a porno movie?
是色情片吗？
Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
是的，但别提这件事，她很害羞
( honks )
ABBlE: Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee.
丽，这是贾斯帕 贾斯帕，这是丽
Now, you two kids stay out of trouble.
现在，你们两个小孩要乖乖的
KlM: Hey, good-looking. Be back to pick you up later.
嘿，靓妹，一会回来接你
ZOE: Ta-ta!
拜拜！
( revving )
( Jasper chuckles slowly )
Gulp.
完了
You thinking what l'm thinking?
你和我想得一样吗？
l think l'm thinking it.
我想我正在那样想
What are you and you thinking?
你和你在想啥？
l'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
我在想我们跟你说过闭嘴了
- Where y'all going? - You stay put.
- 你们要去哪？ - 呆着别闹
l gotta take a--
我想去--
So, you ready to do this?
你准备好了？
You sure?
确定？
Well, l always don't want to do it right before l'm gonna do it.
我总是在快要做之前打退堂鼓
l know what you mean, 'cause l don't wanna do it.
我知道你的意思，因为我根本就不想做
Kim!
基姆！
- l'm just saying. - lf you're gonna take the piss out of it...
- 我说说而已 - 如果你只是想耍我……
l'm just saying.
我只是说说而已
You wanna start out on top?
你想一开始在上面吗？
Practically doesn't count if you start on the top.
如果一开始在上面，根本不能算数
( both laughing )
( unzips bag )
Here are your gloves.
给你手套
No, no, no, no. l'm wearing a jacket.
不不不，我要穿夹克
This is my jacket.
这是我的夹克
Um, ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
你不是要当我的奴隶吗？
- Come on. - l'm the one who's on the bonnet.
- 来吧 - 在发动机罩上的那个人是我
Bonnet, my ass. You on the hood.
发动机罩个屁 你只能在车盖上
( pop )
Y'all, l think l hear a car coming.
喂，我好像听见有车过来
Give me your belt.
把你的腰带给我
This is my cute shit. Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
这是我的心肝宝贝 见鬼，用艾伯纳西的腰带吧
Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
好吧，我们用艾比的腰带
- Give me your belt. - No. Prada.
- 把你的腰带给我 - 不，这是普拉达的
Come on, give her the belt.
好了，把腰带给她
- Magic word. - Please give her the belt?
- 咒语 - “请”把腰带给她？
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
因为你有礼貌我才给你的
lt's nice to be nice, Kim!
有礼貌才有回报，基姆！
Whatever.
随你便
You know what? Don't think about asking me to do your hair.
你知道吗？别想再求我帮你做头发
- Your ass gonna do it. - You'll ask ''pretty please,'' bitch,
- 你不做也得做 - 你得说“美女，求你了”才行，婊子
because that's what you do when no one else is looking. You ain't that hard.
因为没人看着的时候你就得这样 你他妈的就那么厉害吗？
- l ain't getting-- - Abernathy.
- 我才不吃你那套 - 艾伯纳西
Don't get on my nerves right now.
现在别惹我
- l got shit on my mind. - ZOE: Ooh!
我脑子已经够乱了
ABBlE: You know, l ain't six.
我可不是六岁小孩
( tires squeal )
lt's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?
好冷，能不能关上车窗？
KlM and ZOE: No.
不能
Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
嘿，艾伯纳西，瞧好吧
What the fuck are you guys doing?
你们到底要干嘛？
( banging )
ABBlE: What does that mean?
这什么意思？
Whoa!
啊！
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
开快点，你这黑婆娘，快一点！
That fast enough for your bony ass?
这够快了吧，你这尖屁股？
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa ho ho ho!
Oh!
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
艾伯纳西，到前面来
Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
Alrighty.
好极了
ABBlE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
( laughing )
ZOE: Go, go! Go!
冲，冲，冲！
Check it out, bitch. You want it fucking faster?
来吧婊子，还想他妈的再快点？
( screaming )
Whoo-hoo!
Yah hoo hoo!
&&
Yah hoo hoo!
( chuckling )
( laughing )
- Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Shit.
- 哦，上帝啊 - 搞什么？妈的
( crashing, screaming )
Damn it!
该死！
Now.
现在
Did you do something to him? Say something?
你惹过他吗？说句话啊
Nothing! Shit.
没有！该死
Here he comes, Zoe. He's coming!
他要来了，苏伊 他来了！
Aah!
( skidding )
Shit, oh shit!
妈的，该死！
No!
不！
Hold on, Zoe!
抓紧了，苏伊！
Oh, my God. Zoe!
哦，我的上帝，苏伊！
- Oh! Hold on! - l can't!
- 抓紧！ - 不行！
Fuck you, motherfucker!
操你妈，混蛋！
( screaming )
- Zoe! Zoe! - ( crashes )
苏伊！苏伊！
- l'm sorry l called you a black bitch! - l forgive you. Hold the fuck on!
- 对不起，我刚才叫你黑婆娘 - 我原谅你，妈的快抓紧！
Whoa, whoa, get away!
滚开！
( crash )
Oh, shit. l can't see. l can't see!
哦该死，我看不见，我看不见了！
Zoe, move your leg!
苏伊，把腿挪开！
ABBlE: Oh! Come on, come on!
快上来，上来！
ZOE: Redneck lunatic bastard! Get away from me!
变态的乡下混蛋！离我远点！
KlM: ...fucking legs!
腿！
Oh, my God.
上帝啊
( skin skids on hood )
Shit, l'm scared, Kim. l'm really scared.
该死，我好怕，基姆，我真的好怕
l know, baby, just hold on.
我知道，宝贝，抓紧啊
Watch your feet!
小心你的脚！
( crash )
You wanna get hot?
你们想玩点劲爆的吗？
- Fucking son of a bitch! - You wanna get hot?
- 他妈的狗娘养的！ - 想更火爆点吗？
( crash )
Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
那就再玩一会吧，臭娘们！
ABBlE: Zoe! Goddamn it!
苏伊！该死！
( Zoe wails )
Oh, my God. Get away from us, you cocksucker!
上帝，离我们远点，你这流氓！
Leave us alone!
滚开点！
- ZOE: Fuck you, motherfucker! - KlM: Fuck you!
- 操，混蛋！ - 操！
ABBlE: Zoe! Zoe! Oh, Zoe!
苏伊！苏伊！苏伊！
( Zoe sobs )
Hold on!
抓紧！
( metal rasping )
Zoe! Zoe!
苏伊！苏伊！
( indistinct )
Look out!
小心！
( horn honks )
( screeching )
Get ready to fly, bitch.
准备飞吧，婊子们
( skin skids on hood )
- Zoe! - Zoe, hold on!
- 苏伊！ - 苏伊，抓紧！
He's right on your fucking ass!
他就要撞你的屁股了！
( laughing )
Hey! Whoo-hoo!
Hey, ladies, that was fun.
嘿，女士们，太爽了
Well, adios
再会
- ( fires ) - Ow! Fuck!
嗷！操！
Shit! Fuck!
妈的！操！
( fires again )
Run away with your ass!
滚远一点！
( empty chamber clicks )
You better run, motherfucker!
你最好快点逃，混蛋！
That bitch!
那个贱人！
( sobs )
l'm okay!
我没事！
Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
哦，该死！讨厌！
Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
你这该死的婊子！
Of course you are. Of course you are. What was l thinking?
你当然没事，你当然没事 我在想什么啊？
( spitting out debris )
What was l thinking? Zoe, the fucking cat!
我在想什么啊？ 苏伊是他妈的狸猫啊！
Whew. That was a close one.
刚才可真玄啊
So, where's the maniac?
那个疯子哪去了？
l shot him and his punk ass sped off.
我打了他一枪，那个阿飞逃掉了
You wanna go get him?
你想不想去追他？
Oh, hell yeah!
当然想！
Honey...
宝贝
l think you might want to get out.
我认为你该下车了
Fuck that shit.
去死吧
Let's kill this bastard.
让我们杀了这混蛋
Okay, get your ass in the back. Let's go.
好，滚到后面去，我们出发
Where the fuck you going?
你上哪去？
l'll be back!
我马上回来！
This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
这个肯定够疼，好，出发
Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.
做得好，婊子 来吧，带上那玩意
Giddy-up, then!
快开啊！
ZOE: Yeah!
耶！
( whimpers )
( yells )
( grunting in pain )
God!
上帝啊！
( yells )
( crying ) Come on! Come on.
快点！快点
( coughs )
( crying ) Why? Oh, no!
为什么？不，不！
( screams )
Ah! Do it.
啊！快动手
Do it.
快动手
Do it.
快动手
( screaming )
Oh, no!
哦，不！
No, no, no!
不，不，不！
No, God!
不，上帝啊！
All right, get it together, man.
好了，冷静，老兄
What did you-- what am l-- what are you gonna do?
你-- 我怎么-- 你要干什么？
( engine roaring )
KlM: Take him down!
干掉他！
( yelling )
Now where do you think you're going? Fuckin' fuck you!
你是不是瞎了眼睛？操死你！
Where do you think you're fucking going?
你这不长眼的！
What the fuck do you think--
你以为你在干嘛
Come here!
过来！
Go!
冲啊！
Whoo-hoo!
What's wrong with your ass, motherfucking cocksucker?
你他妈的往哪跑，混帐王八蛋？
Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me, gonna wiggle it at me?
你想对我摆屁股，摆给谁看啊？
Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard?
我干得你不爽么，你这变态的乡下混蛋
Aah!
啊！
Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!
哦耶，现在就捅破这混帐的蛋！
Oh, l'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!
老娘是公路上排第一的骚货！
Boo-yah, bitch!
去死吧，王八蛋！
Did you just hit a boat?
你刚才是不是撞到一条船？
( cow moos )
Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
上啊基姆，追上他！
Get that motherfucker!
杀了那个贱货！
Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker, move!
别管那些奶牛，混蛋！快闪，混蛋，快闪！
( cows sound alarmed )
Motherfucker!
混蛋！
l'm 'bout to bust a nut up in this bitch...
我要撞掉这个王八羔子的蛋
( creaking )
- ( yelling ) - ZOE: Watch it, watch it.
小心，小心
& Tapping that ass tapping that ass &
打屁股呀打屁股
& Tapping that tapping that tapping-- &
打呀打呀打屁股
- Aah! - ( frame creaking loudly )
啊！
Bastard.
贱人
Oh, you know l can't let you go...
你知道我不会放过你的
without tapping that ass.
除非我打到你的屁股
Oh, fuck me!
哦，我操！
- One-- - Kim?
- 再…… - 基姆？
- ...more... - ( clears throat ) Kim?
- 来…… - 基姆？
...time!
……一次！
Boo-yah!
去死吧！
That's what l'm talking-- that's what l'm talking about, bitch!
来啊，再来啊，混帐！
( whimpers )
( honking )
( honks )
Oh, come on!
哦，快啊！
Yah!
Yah ha ha, come on!
呀哈哈，快来啊！
Thought you lost us, motherfucker. We back, motherfucker. We back.
想甩掉我们？王八蛋 我们又回来了
Who's laughing now, bitch!
看你还敢得意，贱人！
( moaning )
Shit.
妈的
Come on!
快点！
Here's Cha Cha!
来跳恰恰吧！
You've been such a lunatic bastard!
你这个神经病的混蛋！
l'm sorry!
对不起！
What?
什么？
l didn't mean anything. l was just playing around.
我不是故意的，我只是开个玩笑
Oh, he was just playing around!
哦，他只是开个玩笑！
- Just playing! - Well, l ain't playing with you!
- 只是玩笑！ - 是吗，我可不是和你开玩笑！
Whoa!
( cheering )
Oh, look out, look out, look out.
哦，小心哦，小心哦
ZOE: ( laughing ) What's your sign?
看好路标哦
Oh, shit!
哦，该死！
- ( debris rumbles underneath ) - Oh, shit.
妈的
Don't run, don't run, motherfucker, don't run.
别跑，别跑 混蛋，别想跑
This baby's on speed!
这小可爱在加速呢！
Whoa!
- Aah! - Yeah, yeah!
- 啊！ - 好！
Yeah!
好！
Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time.
他妈的耶酥基督啊，总算甩掉了
( sighs in relief )
ABBlE: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
快快快快快快！
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
TOGETHER: Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
那个混蛋在那儿
ABBlE: Go, go, go!
上上上！
Get him, get him, get him!
撞他，撞他，撞他！
Unh!
( laughing hysterically )
( Stuntman Mike yells like a banshee )
Oh, help me!
救救我！
( continues screaming )
Be careful. My right arm's broken.
小心点，我的右手臂断了
This one?
是这只吗？
ZOE: Oh, you want some shit?
你想吃屎吗？
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
王八蛋，来舔我的屁股吧
( Kim yells, laughs )
Uhn!
( groans )
Yah!
( Stuntman Mike grunting )
Mother...fucker!
王八……蛋！
Motherfucker!
王八蛋！
Asshole!
混帐！
剧终
( cheering )
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 *
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 *
& h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 *
& Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 *
& You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 你会知道为什么她们把你当人渣 *
& They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 *
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy. a girl's rot a toric or a pill &
* 别再这样，老爸 女孩不是补品也不是药 *
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy you're just jumpirg for a spill &
* 别再这样，老爸 明知危险你还往下跳 *
& Oh. how your bubble's gorra burst &
* 看你的泡泡怎样爆 *
& Wher you meet arother rurse she'll be drivirg ir a hearse &
* 等你看到下一位护士 她会开着你的灵车 *
& You're gorra reed a heap of glue wher they all catch up with you &
* 当她们一齐把你扑倒 你会需要一堆胶 *
& Ard they cut you up ir two &
* 她们会把你撕成两条 *
& Now your ears are rirgirg the birds will stop their sirgirg &
* 你的耳朵嗡嗡响 鸟儿们也停止叫嚷 *
& Everythirg is turrirg gray &
* 一切都成灰色调 *
& No cardy ir your till. ro cutie left to thrill &
* 你的柜子没有糖 美人儿也都泡了汤 *
& You're alore or a Tuesday &
* 星期二你成了光棍一条 *
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 *
& Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
& Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 *
& h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 *
& Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 *
& You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 你会知道为什么她们把你当人渣 *
& They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 *
& You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 你会知道为什么她们把你当人渣 *
& They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 *
( singing ''Chick Habit'' in French )