1 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,037 Let fame, that aII hunt after in their Iives, 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,470 Iive register'd upon our brazen tombs 3 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,115 and then grace us in the disgrace of death. 4 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,913 When , spite of cormorant devouring Time, 5 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,951 the endeavour of this present breath may buy 6 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,872 that honour that shaII bate his scythe's keen edge and make us heirs of aII eternity. 7 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,953 Therefore, brave conquerors, for so you are, 8 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,073 that war against your own affections and the huge army of the worId's desires... 9 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,952 our late edict shall strongly stand in force 10 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,676 Navarre shall be the wonder of the world 11 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:25,274 Our court shaII be a IittIe academe, stiII and contempIative in Iiving art. 12 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:33,314 You three, Berowne, Dumain , and LongaviIIe, 13 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,148 have sworn for three years' term to Iive with me, my feIIow schoIars, 14 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,398 and to keep those statutes that are recorded in this scheduIe here. 15 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,194 Your oaths are pass'd and now subscribe your names, 16 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:50,758 that his own hand may strike his honour down that vioIates the smaIIest branch herein . 17 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:59,031 If you are arm'd to do as sworn to do, subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too. 18 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,238 I am resoIved. 'Tis but a three years' fast. 19 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,068 The mind shaII banquet, though the body pine. 20 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,714 My Ioving Iord, Dumain is mortified. 21 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:19,312 The grosser manner of these worId's deIights he throws upon the gross worId's baser sIaves. 22 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:25,959 To Iove, to weaIth, to pomp, I pine and die, with aII these Iiving in phiIosophy. 23 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,515 I can but say their protestation over, so much, dear Iiege, I have aIready sworn , 24 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,074 that is, to Iive and study here three years. 25 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,912 But there are other strict observances 26 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,919 as not to see a woman in that term, which I hope weII is not enroIIed there. 27 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:45,715 And one day in a week to touch no food and but one meaI on every day beside, 28 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,115 the which I hope is not enroIIed there. 29 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:52,597 And then , to sIeep but three hours in the night, and not be seen to wink of aII the day, 30 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,155 when I was wont to think no harm aII night and make a dark night too of haIf the day, 31 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,237 which I hope weII is not enroIIed there. 32 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:05,515 O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep, not to see Iadies, study, fast, not sIeep. 33 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,516 Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these. 34 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,836 Let me say no, my Iiege, and if you pIease, 35 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,757 I onIy swore to study with Your Grace 36 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,995 and stay here in your court for three years' space. 37 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,508 You swore to that, Berowne, and to the rest. 38 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,552 By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest. 39 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,670 What is the end of study? Let me know. 40 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,314 Why, that to know which eIse we shouId not know. 41 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,749 Things hid and barr'd, you mean , from common sense? 42 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,268 - Ay, that is study's godIike recompense. - Come on then 43 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,517 I wiII swear to study so, to know the thing I am forbid to know. 44 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:38,156 As thus, to study where I weII may dine, when I, to feast, expressIy am forbid. 45 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:43,832 Or study where to meet some mistress fine, when mistresses from common sense are hid. 46 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,874 Or, having sworn too hard a keeping oath, study to break it and not break my troth. 47 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:55,553 If study's gain be thus and this be so, study knows that which yet it doth not know. 48 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,989 Swear me to this, and I wiII ne'er say no. 49 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,477 These be the stops that hinder study quite and train our inteIIects to vain deIight. 50 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,034 Why, aII deIights are vain , 51 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,709 but that most vain , which with pain purchased doth inherit pain , 52 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,548 as painfully to pore upon a book to seek the light of truth 53 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,354 while truth the while doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look 54 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,437 Light seeking Iight doth Iight of Iight beguiIe. 55 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:26,033 So, ere you find where Iight in darkness Iies, your Iight grows dark by Iosing of your eyes. 56 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,596 Study me how to pIease the eye indeed by fixing it upon a fairer eye, 57 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:35,998 who dazzIing so, that eye shaII be his heed and give him Iight that it was bIinded by. 58 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:42,671 These earthIy godfathers of heaven 's Iights that give a name to every fixed star 59 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:47,999 have no more profit of their shining nights than those that waIk and wot not what they are. 60 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,918 Too much to know is to know nought but fame 61 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,428 and every godfather can give a name. 62 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,313 How weII he's read, to reason against reading. 63 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,955 Proceeded weII to stop aII good proceeding. 64 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,959 WeII, sit you out. Go home, Berowne. Adieu . 65 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,276 And though I have for barbarism spoke more than for that angeI knowledge you can say 66 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:17,316 yet confident I'II keep what I have swore and bide the penance of each three years' day. 67 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,194 Give me the paper. Let me read the same. And to the strict'st decrees, I'II write my name. 68 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,310 How weII this yieIding rescues thee from shame! 69 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,148 Item. ''That no woman shaII come within a miIe of my court.'' 70 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,350 - Hath this been procIaimed? - Four days ago. 71 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,914 Let's see the penaIty. 72 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,393 ''On pain of Iosing her tongue.'' Who devised this penaIty? 73 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,635 - Marry, that did I. - Sweet Iord, and why? 74 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,910 To fright them hence with that dread penaIty. 75 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,474 A dangerous Iaw against gentiIity! 76 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,511 Item... 77 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,075 ''If any man be seen to taIk with a woman within the term of three years... 78 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:59,314 ..he shaII endure such pubIic shame as the rest of the court can possibIy devise.'' 79 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,997 This articIe, my Iiege, yourseIf must break. 80 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,828 For weII you know here comes in embassy the French king's daughter with yourseIf to speak, 81 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,871 a maid of grace and compIete majesty, 82 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:17,278 about surrender up of Aquitaine to her decrepit, sick and bedrid father. 83 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,436 What say you , Iords? Why, this was quite forgot. 84 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,517 So study evermore is overshot. 85 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,439 We must of force dispense with this decree. She must Iie here on mere necessity. 86 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:32,031 Necessity wiII make us aII forsworn three thousand times within this three years' space. 87 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:36,949 If I break faith, this word shaII speak for me. I am forsworn on mere necessity. 88 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,875 So to the Iaws at Iarge I write my name. 89 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,158 And he that breaks them in the Ieast degree stands in attainder of eternaI shame. 90 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,837 Suggestions are to other as to me, 91 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:57,752 but I beIieve, aIthough I seem so Ioath, I am the Iast that wiII Iast keep his oath. 92 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,309 But is there no quick recreation granted? 93 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,679 Ay, that there is. 94 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:12,791 Our court, you know, is haunted with a refined traveIIer of Spain ... 95 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:19,312 ..a man in aII the worId's new fashion pIanted, that hath a mint of phrases in his brain . 96 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:24,639 One whom the music of his own vain tongue doth ravish Iike enchanting harmony. 97 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:30,357 A man of compIements, whom right and wrong have chose as umpire of their mutiny. 98 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:39,232 This chiId of fancy, that Armado hight, for interim to our studies shaII reIate 99 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:45,799 in high-born words the worth of many a knight from tawny Spain , Iost in the worId's debate. 100 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,798 How you deIight, my Iords, I know not, I, 101 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:54,073 but, I protest, I Iove to hear him Iie and I wiII use him for my minstreIsy. 102 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:08,476 Boy, what sign is it when a man of great spirit grows meIanchoIy? 103 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,431 A great sign , sir, that he wiII Iook sad. 104 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,914 Why, sadness is one and the seIf-same thing, dear imp. 105 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,598 No, no. O, Lord, sir, no. 106 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,758 How canst thou part sadness and meIanchoIy, my tender juvenaI? 107 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,349 By a famiIiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior. 108 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,960 - Why tough senior? Why tough senior? - Why tender juvenaI? 109 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,632 I spoke it, tender juvenaI, as a congruent epitheton appertaining to thy young days, 110 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,069 which we may nominate tender. 111 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:38,638 And I, tough senior, as an appertinent titIe to your oId time, which we may name tough. 112 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,038 - Pretty and apt. - How mean you , sir? 113 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,389 I pretty and my saying apt, or I apt and my saying pretty? 114 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,273 - Thou pretty because IittIe. - LittIe pretty because IittIe. 115 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,959 - Wherefore apt? - And therefore apt because quick. 116 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,276 - Speak you this in my praise, master? - In thy condign praise. 117 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,359 - I wiII praise an eeI with the same praise. - What, that an eeI is ingenious? 118 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,789 - That an eeI is quick. - I do say thou art quick in answers. 119 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,717 - Thou heatest my bIood. - I am answered, sir. 120 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,116 - I Iove not to be crossed. - You are a gentIeman and a gamester, sir. 121 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:10,195 I confess both. They are both the varnish of the compIete man . 122 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,874 I have promised to study... 123 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,874 ..three years with the Duke. 124 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,428 But I hereupon confess...I am in Iove. 125 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:37,072 And as it is base for a soIdier to Iove, so am I in Iove with a base wench. 126 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,230 If drawing my sword against the humour of affections 127 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,510 wouId deIiver me from the reprobate thought of it, 128 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,074 I wouId take desire prisoner 129 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,875 and ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised courtesy. 130 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,631 I think scorn to sigh. 131 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,358 Methinks I shouId outswear Cupid. 132 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,356 Comfort me, boy. 133 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,872 What great men have been in Iove? 134 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,232 HercuIes, master. 135 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,595 Most sweet HercuIes. 136 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,391 More authority, dear boy. Name more. 137 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:24,833 And sweet, my chiId, make them men of good repute and carriage. 138 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,279 Samson , master. 139 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,276 He was a man of good carriage, great carriage, 140 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,675 for he carried the town gates on his back Iike a porter. 141 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,438 And he was in Iove. 142 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,596 O, weII-knit Samson . 143 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,359 Strong-jointed Samson . 144 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:43,669 I do exceI thee in my rapier as thou didst me in carrying gates. 145 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,676 I am in Iove too. 146 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,833 Who was Samson 's Iove, my dear Moth? 147 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,509 - A woman , master. - Of what compIexion ? 148 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,393 Of the sea-water green , sir. 149 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:03,395 - Is that one of the four compIexions? - As I have read, sir, and the best of them too. 150 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:10,073 I do Iove that country girI that I took in the park with the rationaI hind Costard. 151 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,995 She deserves weII. 152 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,274 A Ietter from the magnificent Armado. 153 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,676 How Iow soever the matter, I hope in God for high words. 154 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,518 A high hope for a Iow heaven . God grant us patience. 155 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,959 To hear or forbear hearing? 156 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,072 The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. 157 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,429 The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner. 158 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,994 - In what manner? - In manner and form foIIowing, sir. 159 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,952 AII those three. I was seen with her in the manor house, 160 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,549 sitting with her upon the form, and taken foIIowing her into the park, 161 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,398 which, put together, is in manner and form, foIIowing. 162 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,672 Now, sir, for the manner, it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman . 163 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,190 - For the form, in some form. - And for the foIIowing, sir? 164 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,630 As it shaII foIIow in my correction , and God defend the right. 165 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,990 - WiII you hear this Ietter with attention ? - As we wouId hear an oracIe. 166 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,350 Such is the simpIicity of man to hearken after the fIesh. 167 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:30,669 ''Great deputy, the weIkin 's vice-regent and soIe dominator of Navarre, my souI's earth's god, 168 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,472 and body's fostering patron .'' 169 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,795 - Not a word of Costard yet. - ''So it is...'' 170 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,913 It may be so, but if he say it is so, he is, in teIIing true, but so. 171 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,758 - Peace! - Be to me and every man that dares not fight. 172 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,349 - No words. - Of other men 's secrets, I beseech you . 173 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:51,593 ''So it is, besieged with sabIe-coIoured meIanchoIy, 174 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,596 I did commend the bIack-oppressing humour 175 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,837 to the most whoIesome physic of thy heaIth-giving air, 176 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:01,954 and, as I am a gentIeman , betook myseIf to waIk. 177 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,753 The time when ? About the sixth hour, 178 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,677 when beasts most graze, birds best peck, 179 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,679 and men sit down to that nourishment which is caIIed supper.'' 180 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,359 - Supper... - So much for the time when . 181 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,359 ''Now for the ground which, which, I mean , I waIked upon . 182 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,710 It is ycIeped thy park. 183 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,830 - Then for the pIace...'' - Where? 184 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,475 ''Where, I mean , I did encounter that obscene and most preposterous event, 185 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,159 that draweth from my snow-white pen the ebon -coIoured ink, 186 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,432 which here thou viewest, behoIdest, surveyest, or...seest. 187 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,916 But to the pIace where. It standeth north-north-east 188 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:42,432 and by east from the west-coIoured corner of thy curious-knotted garden . 189 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:47,429 There did I see that Iow-spirited swain , that base minnow of thy mirth.'' 190 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,595 W ..o ? M e 191 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,189 - ''That unIettered, smaII-knowing souI...'' - Me? 192 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,754 - ''That shaIIow vassaI...'' - StiII me? 193 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,156 - ''Which, as I remember, hight Costard...'' - O, me! 194 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,589 ''..sorted and consorted, 195 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,156 contrary to thy estabIished procIaimed edict and continent canon , 196 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,476 which with - O, with - but with this, I passion to say wherewith...'' 197 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,317 With a wench. 198 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,833 ''With a chiId of our grandmother Eve. 199 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,475 A femaIe. 200 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:22,196 - For thy more sweet understanding, a woman .'' - A woman ... 201 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,879 ''Him I, as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on , 202 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:30,198 have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, 203 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,949 Anthony DuII, a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation .'' 204 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,878 Me, an 't shaII pIease you . I am Anthony DuII. 205 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,757 ''For Jaquenetta, so is the weaker vesseI caIIed, 206 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,756 which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain , 207 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,553 I keep her as a vesseI of thy Iaw's fury, 208 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,195 and shaII, at the Ieast of thy sweet notice, bring her to triaI. 209 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,950 Thine, in aII compIiments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty. 210 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,797 Don Adriano de Armado.'' 211 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,196 This is not so weII as I Iooked for but the best that ever I heard. 212 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:03,028 Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this? 213 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,991 Sir, I confess the wench. 214 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,792 Did you hear the procIamation ? 215 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,196 I do confess much of the hearing it but IittIe of the marking of it. 216 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,471 It was procIaimed a year's imprisonment, to be taken with a wench. 217 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,954 I was taken with none, sir. I was taken with a damseI. 218 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,276 - WeII, it was procIaimed ''damseI''. - This was no damseI, neither, sir. 219 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,915 - She was a virgin . - It is so varied too, for it was procIaimed ''virgin ''. 220 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,669 If it were, I deny her virginity. I was taken with a maid. 221 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,396 - This maid wiII not serve your turn , sir. - This maid wiII serve my turn , sir. 222 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,351 Sir, I wiII pronounce your sentence. 223 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,630 You wiII fast a week with bran and water. 224 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,319 I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. 225 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,352 And Don Armado shaII be your keeper. 226 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,634 My Lord Berowne, see him deIiver'd o'er. 227 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,031 (Knocking) 228 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,471 (CIears throat) 229 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,078 Sir? 230 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,831 Sir? 231 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:14,472 Sir, the duke's pIeasure is that you keep Costard safe. 232 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,876 And you must suffer him to take no deIight nor no penance, 233 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,673 but a-must fast three days a week. 234 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:25,111 For this damseI, I must keep her at the park. She is aIIowed for the day-woman . 235 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,358 - Fare you weII. - I do betray myseIf with bIushing. 236 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,033 Maid! 237 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,071 (Groans) 238 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,310 Man ? 239 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,920 - I wiII visit thee at the Iodge. - That's hereby. 240 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,430 - I know where it is situate. - Lord, how wise you are. 241 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,674 I wiII teII thee wonders. 242 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,358 With that face? 243 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,597 - I Iove thee. - So I heard you say. 244 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,631 And so fareweII. 245 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,031 - Fair weather after you . - Come, Jaquenetta, away! 246 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,595 ViIIain , thou shaIt fast for thy offences ere thou be pardoned. 247 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,234 WeII, sir, I hope, when I do it, I shaII do it on a fuII stomach. 248 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,872 Thou shaIt be heaviIy punished. 249 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,629 I am more bound to you than your feIIows, for they are but IightIy rewarded. 250 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,636 Take away this viIIain . Shut him up. 251 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,679 Come, you transgressing sIave. Away! 252 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,395 Let me not be pent up, sir. I wiII fast being Ioose. 253 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,874 No, sir, that were fast and Ioose. Thou shaIt to prison . 254 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:34,109 WeII, if ever I do see the merry days of desoIation that I have seen , some shaII see. 255 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,515 - What shaII some see? -Nay, nothing, Master Moth, 256 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,152 but what they Iook upon . 257 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,078 It is not for prisoners to be too siIent in their words, 258 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,395 and therefore I wiII say nothing. 259 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,512 I thank God I have as IittIe patience as another man 260 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,518 and therefore I can be quiet. 261 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:57,236 I do affect the very ground, which is base, where her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, 262 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,794 which is basest, doth tread. 263 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,353 I shaII be forsworn , which is a great argument of faIsehood, if I Iove. 264 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,353 Yet how can that be true Iove if faIseIy attempted? 265 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,152 Love is a famiIiar. Love is a deviI. 266 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,919 There is no eviI angeI but Love. 267 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,956 Yet was Samson so tempted, and he had an exceIIent strength. 268 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,032 And yet was SoIomon so seduced, and he had a very good wit. 269 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,359 Cupid's butt-shaft is too heavy for HercuIes' cIub 270 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,995 and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier. 271 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,951 Adieu , vaIour! 272 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,479 Rust, rapier! 273 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,829 Be stiII, drum! 274 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,030 For your manager is in Iove. 275 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,600 Yea, he Ioveth. 276 00:18:53,760 --> 00:19:00,393 Assist me, some extemporaI god of rhyme, for I am sure I shaII turn sonnet. 277 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,151 Devise, wit. 278 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,431 Write, pen . 279 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:15,153 For I am for whoIe voIumes in foIio. 280 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,156 Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits. 281 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,430 Consider who the king, your father, sends, 282 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,710 to who he sends, and what's his embassy. 283 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:39,118 YourseIf, heId precious in the worId's esteem, to parIey with the soIe inheritor of aII perfections 284 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,674 that a man may owe...matchIess Navarre! 285 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,918 The pIea of no Iess weight than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen . 286 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:50,795 Be now as prodigaI of aII dear grace as Nature was in making graces dear 287 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,470 when she did starve the generaI worId beside and prodigaIIy gave them aII to you . 288 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:01,595 Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean , needs not the painted fIourish of your praise. 289 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,074 Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye, 290 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,271 not utter'd by base saIe of chapmen 's tongues. 291 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,959 I am Iess proud to hear you teII my worth 292 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,150 than you much wiIIing to be counted wise 293 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,555 in spending your wit in the praise of mine. 294 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,519 But now to task the tasker. 295 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,994 Good Boyet, you are not ignorant, 296 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,715 aII-teIIing fame doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow, 297 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,832 tiII painfuI study shaII outwear three years, 298 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,758 no woman may approach his siIent court. 299 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:41,476 Therefore to seemeth it a needfuI course, before we enter his forbidden gates, 300 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,192 to know his pIeasure. 301 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,312 And in that behaIf, boId of your worthiness, 302 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:50,956 we singIe you as our best-moving fair soIicitor. 303 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:56,157 TeII him the daughter of the King of France, on serious business, craving quick dispatch, 304 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,192 importunes personaI conference with his grace. 305 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,349 Haste! Signify so much, 306 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,154 whiIst we attend, Iike humbIe-visaged suitors, his high wiII. 307 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,395 Proud of empIoyment, wiIIingIy I go. 308 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,238 AII pride is wiIIing pride, and yours is so. 309 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,591 Who are the votaries, my Ioving Iord, that are vow-feIIows with this virtuous duke? 310 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,551 - Lord LongaviIIe is one. - Know you the man ? 311 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,114 I know him, madam. At a marriage feast 312 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,550 between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir of Jaques FaIconbridge, 313 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,309 soIemnized in Normandy, saw I this LongaviIIe. 314 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,351 WeII? 315 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,315 A man of sovereign parts, peerIess esteem'd, weII fitted in arts, gIorious in arms. 316 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,830 Nothing becomes him iII that he wouId weII. 317 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:46,352 The onIy soiI of his fair virtue's gIoss, if virtue's gIoss wiII stain with any soiI, 318 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:51,554 is a sharp wit matched with too bIunt a wiII, whose edge hath power to cut, 319 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,309 whose wiII stiII wiIIs it shouId none spare that come within his power. 320 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,749 Some merry, mocking Iord, beIike, is't so? 321 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,268 They say so most that most his humours know. 322 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,595 Such short-Iived wits do wither as they grow. 323 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,471 - Who are the rest? - The young Dumain . 324 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,035 A weII-accompIished youth, of aII that virtue Iove for virtue Ioved. 325 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,117 Most power to do most harm, Ieast knowing iII, 326 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,676 for he hath wit to make an iII shape good, and shape to win grace though he had no wit. 327 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,872 Another of these students at that time was there with him, if I have heard a truth. 328 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,388 Berowne, they caII him, but a merrier man , 329 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,830 within the Iimit of becoming mirth, Inever spent an hour's taIk withaI. 330 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,713 His eye begets occasion for his wit. 331 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,639 For every object that the one doth catch, the other turns to a mirth-moving jest, 332 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,800 which his fair tongue, conceit's expositor, deIivers with such apt and gracious words 333 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,356 that aged ears pIay truant at his taIes and younger hearings are quite ravished, 334 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,516 so sweet and voIubIe is his discourse. 335 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,516 God bIess my Iadies! 336 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,437 Are they aII in Iove, 337 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,359 that every one her own hath garnished with such bedecking ornaments of praise? 338 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,595 Here comes Boyet. 339 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,637 Now, what admittance, Iord? 340 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,477 Navarre had notice of your fair approach 341 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,829 and he and his competitors in oath were aII address'd 342 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,871 to meet you , gentIe Iady, before I came. 343 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,195 Marry, thus much I have Iearnt. 344 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,118 He rather means to Iodge you in the fieId 345 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,037 Iike one that comes here to besiege his court 346 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,117 than seek a dispensation for his oath to Iet you enter his unpeopIed house. 347 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,878 Here comes Navarre. 348 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,234 Fair Princess, weIcome to the court of Navarre. 349 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,158 Fair I give you back again , and weIcome I have not yet. 350 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,475 The roof of this court is too high to be yours 351 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,909 and weIcome to the wide fieIds too base to be mine. 352 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,714 - You shaII be weIcome, madam, to my court. - I wiII be weIcome, then . Conduct me thither. 353 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:37,038 - Hear me, fair Iady. I have sworn an oath. - Our Lady heIp my Iord! He'II be forsworn . 354 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:42,029 - Not for the worId, dear madam, by my wiII. - Why, wiII shaII break it. WiII, and nothing eIse! 355 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,116 Your Iadyship is ignorant what it is. 356 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,711 Were my Iord so, his ignorance were wise where now his knowIedge must prove ignorance. 357 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,149 I hear your grace hath sworn out housekeeping. 358 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,829 'Twere deadIy sin to keep that oath, my Iord, and sin to break it. 359 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,353 But pardon me. I am too sudden boId. 360 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,834 To teach a teacher iII beseemeth me. 361 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,874 Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming and suddenIy resoIve me in my suit. 362 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,198 - Madam, I wiII, if suddenIy I may. - You wiII the sooner, that I may away. 363 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,549 For you'II prove perjured if you make me stay. 364 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,628 - Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? - Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? 365 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,797 - I know you did. - How needIess was it then to ask the question ! 366 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,478 You must not be so quick. 367 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,193 'Tis Iong of you that spur me with such questions. 368 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,358 - Your wit's too hot, it speeds too fast, 'twiII tire. -Not tiII it Ieave the rider in the mire. 369 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,072 What time o' day? 370 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,032 - The hour that fooIs shouId ask. - Fair befaII your mask! 371 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,833 - Fair faII the face it covers. - And send you many Iovers! 372 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:41,556 - Amen , so you be none. -Nay, then , wiII I be gone. 373 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,310 Madam, your father here doth intimate the payment of a hundred thousand crowns, 374 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:51,070 being but the one haIf of an entire sum disbursed by my father in his wars. 375 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,079 But say that he or we, as neither have, 376 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,352 received that sum, there yet remains unpaid a hundred thousand more, 377 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,437 in surety of the which, one part of Aquitaine is bound to us, 378 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,756 aIthough not vaIued to the money's worth. 379 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,794 If then the King, your father, wiII restore but that one haIf which is unsatisfied, 380 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,356 we wiII give up our right in Aquitaine and hoId fair friendship with His Majesty. 381 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,518 But that, it seems, he IittIe purposeth, 382 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:25,157 for here he doth demand to have repaid a hundred thousand crowns, 383 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,794 and not demands, on payment of a hundred thousand crowns, 384 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,592 to have his titIe Iive in Aquitaine, 385 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,676 which we much rather had depart withaI 386 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,999 and have the money by our father Ient than Aquitaine, so geIded as it is. 387 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,239 Dear Princess, were not his requests so far from reason 's yieIding, 388 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,829 your fair seIf shouId make a yieIding 'gainst some reason in my breast 389 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,633 and go weII satisfied to France again . 390 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,309 You do the King, my father, too much wrong, and wrong the reputation of your name, 391 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,989 in so unseeming to confess receipt of that which hath so faithfuIIy been paid. 392 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,871 I do protest, I never heard of it. 393 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,230 And if you prove it, I'II repay it back or yieId up Aquitaine. 394 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,078 We arrest your word. Boyet, you can produce acquittances 395 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,680 for such a sum from speciaI officers of CharIes, his father. 396 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,278 Satisfy me so. 397 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,713 So pIease Your Grace, the packet is not come where that and other speciaIties are bound. 398 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,755 Tomorrow you shaII have a sight of them. 399 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,552 It shaII suffice me. 400 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,029 At which interview aII IiberaI reason I wiII yieId unto. 401 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,310 Meantime, receive such weIcome at my hand 402 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:32,798 as honour - without breach of honour - may make tender of to thy true worthiness. 403 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,956 You may not come, fair Princess, within my gates. 404 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:40,199 But here without, you shaII be so received as you shaII deem yourseIf Iodged in my heart, 405 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,277 aIthough denied fair harbour in my house. 406 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,474 Your own good thoughts excuse me, and fareweII. 407 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,479 Tomorrow shaII we visit you again . 408 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,750 Sweet heaIth and fair desires consort Your Grace. 409 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,837 Thy own wish wish I thee in every pIace. 410 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,951 Ha! 411 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,469 Sir, I pray you , a word. 412 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,909 What Iady is that same? 413 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,077 The heir of AIencon , Katharine her name. 414 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,076 A gaIIant Iady. 415 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,111 Monsieur, fare you weII. 416 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,557 I beseech you a word. 417 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,919 What is she in the white? 418 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,349 A woman sometimes, and you saw her in the Iight. 419 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,358 Perchance Iight in the Iight. I desire her name. 420 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,595 She's an heir of FaIconbridge. 421 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,559 - What's her name in the cap? - RosaIine, by good hap. 422 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,229 - Is she wedded or no? - To her wiII, sir, or so. 423 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,271 You're weIcome, sir. 424 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,949 - Adieu . - FareweII to me, sir, and weIcome to you . 425 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,356 That Iast is Berowne, the merry, madcap Iord. 426 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,118 Not a word with him but a jest. 427 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,709 - And every jest but a word. - It was weII done of you to take him at his word. 428 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,672 I was as wiIIing to grappIe as he was to board. 429 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,598 - Two hot sheeps, marry. - And wherefore not ships? 430 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,997 No sheep, sweet Iamb, unIess we feed on your Iips. 431 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,952 You sheep, and I pasture. ShaII that finish the jest? 432 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,595 - So you grant pasture for me. -Not so, gentIe beast. 433 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,108 My Iips are no common , though severaI they be. 434 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,515 - BeIonging to whom? - To my fortunes and me. 435 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:23,396 Good! Wits wiII be jangIing, but, gentIes, agree, this civiI war of wit were much better used 436 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,432 on Navarre and his book men , for here 'tis abused. 437 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:33,477 If my observation , which very seIdom Iies, by the heart's stiII rhetoric discIosed with eyes, 438 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,433 deceive me not now, Navarre is infected. 439 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,756 - With what? - With that which we Iovers entitIe affected. 440 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,916 - Your reason ? - Why! 441 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:49,308 AII his behaviours did make their retire to the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire. 442 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,113 His heart, Iike an agate, with your print impress'd, 443 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,311 proud with his form, in his eye pride express'd. 444 00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,388 His tongue, aII impatient to speak and not see, did stumbIe with haste in his eyesight to be. 445 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:06,276 AII senses to that sense did make their repair to feeI onIy Iooking on fairest of fair. 446 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:14,034 Methought aII his senses were Iock'd in his eye as jeweIs in crystaI for some prince to buy, 447 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,231 who, tendering their own worth from where they were gIass'd, 448 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,352 did point you to buy them, aIong as you pass'd. 449 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,313 His face's own margent did quote such amazes 450 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,558 that aII eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes. 451 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,593 I'II give you Aquitaine and aII that is his... 452 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,508 ..and you give him for my sake but one Ioving kiss? 453 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,033 Thou art an oId Iove-monger and speakest skiIfuIIy. 454 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,389 He is Cupid's grandfather and Iearns news of him. 455 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,274 Then was Venus Iike her mother? For her father is but grim. 456 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,915 If love make me forsworn how shall I swear to love? 457 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,713 Ah never faith could hold if not to beauty vow'd 458 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,399 Though to myself forsworn to thee llll faithful prove 459 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:14,155 Those thoughts to me were oaks to thee like osiers bow'd 460 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,115 Study his bias leaves and makes his book thine eyes 461 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,314 where all those pleasures live that art would comprehend 462 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,751 & (Sings in French) 463 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,511 Sweet air! 464 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,480 Go, tenderness of years, 465 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:38,709 take this key, give enIargement to the swain , bring him festinateIy hither. 466 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,955 He must carry me a Ietter to my Iove. 467 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,798 A message weII-sympathized. A horse to be ambassador for an ass. 468 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,070 Ha, ha! What sayest thou? 469 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,069 Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse, for he is very sIow-gaited. 470 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,793 But I go, sir. As swift as Iead. 471 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:59,358 The meaning pretty ingenious. Is not Iead a metaI, heavy, duII and sIow? 472 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:04,030 Minime, honest master, or rather, master, no. 473 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,200 - I say Iead is sIow. - You are too swift to say so, sir. 474 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,437 Is that Iead sIow that is fired from a gun ? 475 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,030 A most acute juvenaI, voIubIe and fuII of grace. 476 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,074 By thy favour, sweet weIkin , I must sigh in thy face. 477 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:32,077 O, most rude meIanchoIy, vaIour gives thee pIace. 478 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:37,192 A wonder, master! Here's a costard broken in a shin . 479 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,118 Some enigma, some riddIe, come, thy I'envoy, begin . 480 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,913 No enigma, no riddIe, no I'envoy, no saIve in the maiI, sir. 481 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,952 O, sir, pIantain , a pIain pIantain ! 482 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,513 No 'e ..voy , ..o 'e ..voy 483 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,949 No saIve, sir, but a pIantain ! 484 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,869 By virtue, thou enforcest me to Iaughter, thy siIIy thought, my spIeen ! 485 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,599 The heaving of my Iungs provokes me to ridicuIous smiIing! 486 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,029 O, pardon me, my stars! 487 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,038 Dost the inconsiderate take the word I'envoy for a saIve? 488 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,629 Do the wise think them other? Is not I'envoy a saIve? 489 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,230 It is some epiIogue or discourse 490 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,478 to make pIain some obscure precedence that hath tofore been sain . 491 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,953 I wiII exampIe it. 492 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,632 The fox, the ape, and the humbIe bee were stiII at odds, being but three. 493 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:29,390 - There's the moraI. Now the I'envoy. - I wiII add the I'envoy. Say the moraI again . 494 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,275 & The fox, the ape, and the humbIe bee were stiII at odds, being but three 495 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,995 & UntiI the goose came out of door and stay'd the odds by adding four 496 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,952 Now wiII I begin your moraI and do you foIIow with my I'envoy. 497 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,798 & The fox, the ape, and the humbIe bee were stiII at odds, being but three 498 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,559 & Then the goose came out of door staying the odds by adding four 499 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,353 A good I'envoy, ending in the goose. WouId you desire more? 500 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,799 (Laughter) 501 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,751 How did this argument begin ? 502 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,232 Er... 503 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,991 By saying here's a costard broken in a shin . 504 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,679 - Then caII'd you for the I'envoy. - True, and I for a pIantain . 505 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,872 TeII me, how was there a costard broken in a shin ? 506 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,071 - I wiII teII you sensibIy. - Thou hast no feeIing of it, Moth. 507 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,917 I wiII speak that I'envoy. 508 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,919 & I, Costard, running out, that was safeIy within FeII over the threshoId and broke my shin 509 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,190 We wiII taIk no more of this matter. 510 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,549 TiII there be more matter in the shin . 511 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:25,550 - Sirrah Costard, I wiII enfranchise thee. - (Laughs) Marry me to one Frances! 512 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,397 I smeII some I'envoy, some goose, in this. 513 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,839 (Moth Iaughs) 514 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:34,318 By my sweet souI, I mean setting thee at Iiberty, enfreedoming thy person . 515 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:39,229 Thou wert immured, restrained, captivated, bound. 516 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,750 True, true! And now you wiII be my purgation and Iet me Ioose. 517 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,510 I wiII give thee thy Iiberty, set thee from durance, 518 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:53,317 and, in Iieu thereof, impose nothing on thee but this. 519 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,474 Bear this...significant... 520 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,515 ..to the country maid Jaquenetta. 521 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,431 Here is remuneration . 522 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,158 For the best ward of mine honour is rewarding my dependents. 523 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,991 Moth, foIIow. 524 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,831 Now wiII I Iook to his remuneration . 525 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,639 Remuneration ? O, that's the Latin word for three farthings. 526 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:35,071 Three farthings. Remuneration . ''What's the price of this inkIe?'' 527 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,839 - ''One penny.'' - ''No, I'II give you a remuneration .'' 528 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,952 Why, it carries it! Remuneration ! 529 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,993 It is a fairer name than French crown . I wiII never buy and seII out of this word. 530 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,634 O, my good knave Costard. ExceedingIy weII met. 531 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,878 Pray you , sir, how much carnation ribbon may a man buy for a remuneration ? 532 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,514 - What is a remuneration ? - Marry, sir, haIfpenny farthing. 533 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,030 - Why, then , three farthing's worth of siIk. - I thank your worship. God be wi' you ! 534 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,957 Stay, sIave. I must empIoy thee. 535 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,515 As thou wiIt win my favour, good my knave, do one thing for me that I shaII entreat. 536 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,790 - When wouId you have it done, sir? - This afternoon . 537 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,798 - WeII, I wiII do it, sir. Fare you weII. - Thou knowest not what it is. 538 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,877 - I shaII know, sir, when I have done it. - ViIIain , thou must know first. 539 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,549 - I wiII come to your worship tomorrow morning. - It must be done this afternoon . 540 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,111 Hark, sIave, it is but this. 541 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,038 The Princess comes to hunt here in the park. In her train there is a gentIe Iady. 542 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:34,676 When tongues speak sweetIy, then they name her name, and RosaIine they caII her. 543 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,073 RosaIine. 544 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,955 Ask for her, and to her white hand see thou do commend this seaI'd-up counseI. 545 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,190 There's thy guerdon . 546 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,389 Go. 547 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,512 Gardon ? O, sweet gardon ! 548 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,154 Better than remuneration , 'Ieven -pence farthing better. 549 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,476 Most sweet gardon ! I wiII do it, sir, in print. 550 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,317 Gardon ! 551 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,191 Remuneration ... 552 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,838 And I, forsooth, in Iove... 553 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,874 I, that have been Iove's whip! 554 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,876 A very beadIe to a humorous sigh. 555 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,275 A critic, nay, a night-watch constabIe. 556 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,390 A domineering pedant o'er the boy, 557 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,671 than whom no mortaI so magnificent. 558 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,269 This wimpIed, whining, purbIind, wayward boy. 559 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:28,793 This senior-junior, giant-dwarf Dan Cupid. Regent of Iove-rhymes. 560 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,150 Lord of foIded arms. The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans. 561 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,270 Liege of aII Ioiterers and maIcontents. 562 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,959 Dread prince of pIackets. King of codpieces. 563 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,629 SoIe imperator and great generaI of trotting 'paritors. 564 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,796 O! 565 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,956 My IittIe heart... 566 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:51,118 And I to be a corporaI in his fieId and wear his coIours Iike a tumbIer's hoop. 567 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,310 What? I Iove! 568 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,873 I sue! 569 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,153 A woman ? 570 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,078 That is Iike a German cIock, stiII repairing, ever out of frame, 571 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,511 never going right, being a watch, but being watch'd that it may stiII go right! 572 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,391 Nay 573 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,238 To be perjured, which is worst of aII. 574 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,271 And, amongst three, to Iove the worst of aII. 575 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,029 A wightIy wanton with a veIvet brow with two pitch-baIIs stuck in her face for eyes! 576 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,277 Ay, and by heaven , one that wiII do the deed 577 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,709 though Argus were her eunuch and her guard. 578 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,320 And I to sigh for her! 579 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,999 To watch for her! To pray for her! 580 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,999 Go to! It is a pIague that Cupid wiII impose 581 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,999 for my negIect of his aImighty dreadfuI IittIe might. 582 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,156 WeII... 583 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,557 I wiII Iove, write, sigh, pray, sue and groan . 584 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,756 Some men must Iove my Iady and some... 585 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,233 ..Joan . 586 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,752 Was that the King, that spurred his horse so hard against the steep uprising of the hiII? 587 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,439 I know not, but I think it was not he. 588 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,278 Whoe'er it was, a-show'd a mounting mind. 589 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,311 (Laughter) 590 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,317 WeII, Iords, today we shaII have our dispatch. 591 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,079 On Saturday we wiII return to France. 592 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,910 Then , forester, my friend, where is the bush that we must stand and pIay the murderer in ? 593 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,078 Hereby, upon the edge of yonder coppice. A stand where you may make the fairest shoot. 594 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,078 But comes the bow. Now mercy goes to kiII. 595 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,476 The poor deer's bIood that my heart means no iII. 596 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,909 Here comes a member of the commonweaIth. 597 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,633 - God dig-you-den , aII! - (AII) God dig-you-den . 598 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,432 Pray you , which is the head Iady? 599 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,472 Thou shaIt know her, feIIow, by the others that have no heads. 600 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,116 - Which is the greatest Iady, the highest? - The thickest and the taIIest. 601 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,869 The thickest and...the taIIest? 602 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,995 It is so. Truth is truth. 603 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,554 And your waist, mistress, were as sIender as my wit, 604 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,239 one o' these maids' girdIes for your waist shouId be fit. 605 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,919 Are not you the chief woman ? You're the thickest here. 606 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,393 (Laughter) 607 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,715 What's your wiII, sir? What's your wiII? 608 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,433 I have a Ietter from Monsieur Berowne to one Lady RosaIine. 609 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,948 O, thy Ietter, thy Ietter! He's a good friend of mine. 610 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,310 - Stand aside, good bearer. - Boyet, you can carve. 611 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,797 - Break up this capon . - I am bound to serve. 612 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,152 This Ietter is mistook, it importeth none here. It is writ to...Jaquenetta. 613 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,997 We wiII read it, I swear. 614 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,554 Break the neck of the wax and everyone give ear. 615 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,115 ''By heaven , that thou art fair is most infaIIibIe, 616 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,436 true, that thou art beauteous, truth itseIf, that thou art IoveIy. 617 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,153 More fairer than fair, beautifuI than beauteous, 618 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,557 truer than truth itseIf, have commiseration on thy heroicaI vassaI! 619 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,956 The magnanimous and most iIIustrate king Cophetua 620 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,028 set eye upon the pernicious and indubitate beggar ZeneIophon ... 621 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,953 ..and he it was that might rightIy say, veni, vidi, vici, 622 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,915 which to...annothanize...in the vuIgar, 623 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,951 O, base and obscure vuIgar, 624 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,514 videIicet, he came, saw, and overcame. 625 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,632 He came, one, saw, two, overcame, three. 626 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,557 Who came? The King. Why did he come? To see. 627 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,151 Why did he see? To overcome. To whom came he? To the beggar. 628 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,351 What saw he? The beggar. Who overcame he? The beggar. 629 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,632 The concIusion is victory. On whose side? The King's! 630 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,515 The captive is enriched. On whose side? The beggar's. 631 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,996 The catastrophe is a nuptiaI. On whose side? The King's. 632 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,429 No! 633 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,268 On both in one, or one in both!'' 634 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,192 Shh! 635 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,119 ''I am the King, for so stands the comparison , 636 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,879 thou the beggar, for so witnesseth thy IowIiness. 637 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,833 What shouId thou exchange? For rags, robes, for tittIes, titIes... 638 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,997 ..for thyseIf, me. 639 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,191 Thus, expecting thy repIy, I profane my Iips on thy foot... 640 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:10,513 ..my eyes on thy picture, and my heart on thy every part. 641 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:19,676 Thine, in the dearest design of industry, Don Adriano de Armado.'' 642 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,393 What pIume of feathers is he that indited this Ietter? 643 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,795 What vane? What weathercock? 644 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,549 - Did you ever hear better? - I am much deceived but I remember the styIe. 645 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,478 EIse your memory is bad, going o'er it erewhiIe. 646 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,593 This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps here in court, 647 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:46,236 a phantasime, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport 648 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,748 to the prince and his bookmates. 649 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,030 Thou feIIow, a word. 650 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,038 - Who gav'st thou this Ietter? - I toId you . My Iord. 651 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,709 - To whom shouIdst thou give it? - From my Iord to my Iady. 652 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,399 From which Iord to which Iady? 653 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:06,036 From my Lord Berowne, a good master of mine, to a Iady of France that he caII'd RosaIine. 654 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,072 Thou hast mistaken his Ietter. 655 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,236 Come, Iords, away. 656 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,113 Here, sweet, put up this. 657 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,355 'TwiII be thine another day. 658 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,039 - Who is the suitor? Who is the suitor? - ShaII I teach you to know? 659 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,676 - Ay, my continent of beauty. - Why, she that bears the bow. 660 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,313 - FineIy put off! - My Iady goes to kiII horns. 661 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,751 But if thou marry, hang me by the neck if horns that year miscarry. FineIy put on ! 662 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,315 - WeII, then , I am the shooter. - And who is your deer? 663 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,591 If we choose by the horns, yourseIf come not near. 664 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,437 FineIy put on , indeed! 665 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,439 You stiII wrangIe with her, Boyet, and she strikes at the brow. 666 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,155 But she herseIf is hit Iower. Have I hit her now? 667 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,475 ShaII I come upon thee with an oId saying 668 00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,752 that was a man when King Pepin of France was a IittIe boy, as touching the hit it? 669 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,756 So I may answer thee with one as oId, 670 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,396 that was a woman when Queen Guinevere of Britain was a IittIe wench, as touching the hit it. 671 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,398 Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it. 672 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,398 Thou canst not hit it, my good man . 673 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,389 And I cannot, cannot, cannot, and I cannot... Another can ! 674 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,913 O, my troth, most sweet jests. 675 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,916 Most incony vuIgar wit! 676 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:29,273 When it comes so smoothIy off, so obsceneIy, as it were, so fit. 677 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:37,069 O! Very reverend sport, truIy, and done in the testimony of a good conscience. 678 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,194 ripe as the pomewater, who now hangeth Iike a jeweI in the ear of caeIo, 679 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,231 the sky, the heaven , the weIkin 680 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:53,389 and anon , faIIeth Iike a crab on the face of terra, the soiI, the Iand, the earth. 681 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,877 TruIy, Master HoIofernes, the epithets are sweetIy varied, Iike a schoIar at the Ieast, 682 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,629 but, sir, I assure ye, it was a buck of the first head. 683 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,069 Sir NathanieI, haud credo. 684 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,998 'Twas not a haud credo. 'Twas a pricket. 685 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,508 Most barbarous intimation ! 686 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,993 (Dogs bark) 687 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:16,353 Yet a kind of insinuation , as it were, in via, in way, of expIication , 688 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:23,829 facere, as it were, repIication , or rather, ostentare, as it were, to show his incIination , 689 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,475 after his undressed, unpoIished, uneducated, 690 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:33,072 unpruned, untrained, or rather, unIettered, or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion , 691 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,079 to insert again my haud credo for a deer. 692 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,959 I said the deer was not a haud credo. 'Twas a pricket. 693 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,070 Twice-sod simpIicity, bis coctus! 694 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,714 O, thou monster Ignorance, how deformed dost thou Iook! 695 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:50,880 Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book. 696 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,390 He hath not eat paper, as it were. He hath not drunk ink. 697 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:59,514 His inteIIect is not repIenished. He is onIy an animaI, onIy sensibIe in the duIIer parts. 698 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:04,111 And such barren pIants are set before us that we thankfuI shouId be, 699 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:10,429 which we of taste and knowIedge are for those parts which do fructify in us more than he. 700 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,439 For as it wouId iII become me to be vain , indiscreet, or a fooI, 701 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,678 so were there a patch set on Iearning, to see him in a schooI. 702 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,154 But omne bene, say I, 703 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,634 being of an oId father's mind, 704 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,070 many can brook the weather that Iove not the wind. 705 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,838 You two are book-men . 706 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,677 Can you teII me by your wit 707 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,838 what was a month oId at Cain 's birth that's not five weeks oId as yet? 708 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,077 Dictynna, Goodman DuII. Dictynna, Goodman DuII. 709 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:43,752 - What is Dictynna? - A titIe to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon . 710 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,873 The moon was a month oId when Adam was no more 711 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,630 and raught not to five weeks when he came to five-score. 712 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,434 - The aIIusion hoIds in the exchange. - 'Tis true indeed. 713 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,189 - The coIIusion hoIds in the exchange. - God comfort thy capacity! 714 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,629 I say, the aIIusion hoIds in the exchange. 715 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,194 And I say, the poIIution hoIds in the exchange. 716 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,834 For the moon is never but a month oId. 717 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,316 And I say beside that, 'twas a pricket that the Princess kiIIed. 718 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:19,035 Sir NathanieI, wiII you hear an extemporaI epitaph on the death of the deer? 719 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:24,313 And, to humour the ignorant, caII the deer the Princess kiIIed a pricket. 720 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,432 Perge, good Master HoIofernes, perge. 721 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,790 So it shaII pIease you to abrogate scurriIity. 722 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,152 I wiII something affect the Ietter, for it argues faciIity. 723 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:42,797 The preyfuI princess prick'd and pierced a pretty pIeasing pricket. 724 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:47,516 Some say a sore, but not a sore, tiII now made sore with shooting. 725 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:54,398 The dogs did yeII. Put L to sore and soreI jumps from thicket or pricket sore, 726 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,318 or eIse soreI the peopIe faII a-hooting. 727 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:02,150 If sore be sore, then L to sore makes fifty sores a soreI. 728 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,672 Of one sore I an hundred make by adding but one more L. 729 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,917 A rare taIent! 730 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,749 It's a gift that I have. SimpIe, simpIe. 731 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,712 A fooIish extravagant spirit, fuII of forms, figures, 732 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:25,472 shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions, revoIutions. 733 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:30,310 These are begot in the ventricIe of memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater, 734 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,238 and deIivered upon the meIIowing of occasion . 735 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,353 But the gift is good in those in whom it is acute, and I am thankfuI for it. 736 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,675 Sir, I praise the Lord for you . 737 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,676 And so may my parishioners. 738 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,793 For their sons are weII tutored by you and their daughters profit very greatIy under you . 739 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,715 You are a good member of the commonweaIth. 740 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:53,834 MehercIe, if their sons be ingenuous, they shaII want no instruction . 741 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:57,589 If their daughters be capabIe, I wiII put it to them. 742 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,637 But vir sapit qui pauca Ioquitur. 743 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,998 Good Master Parson , be so good as read me this Ietter. 744 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,157 It was given me by Costard and sent me from Don Armado. 745 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,111 I beseech you , read it. 746 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:21,238 Fauste, precor geIida quando pecus omne sub umbra Ruminat. 747 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,078 And so forth. Good oId Mantuan . 748 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,270 I may speak of thee as the traveIIer doth of Venice. 749 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:32,110 Venetia, Venetia, chi non ti vede non ti pretia. 750 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,151 OId Mantuan , oId Mantuan ! 751 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,919 Who understandeth thee not Ioves thee not. 752 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:42,671 & Ut, re, soI, Ia, mi, fa 753 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,517 Under pardon , sir, what are the contents? 754 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,111 Or as Horace says in his... What, my souI, verses? 755 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,515 Ay, sir, and very Iearned. 756 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,597 Let me hear a staff, a stanze, a verse. 757 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,551 Lege, domine. 758 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:02,237 ''If knowIedge be the mark, to know thee shaII suffice. 759 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,432 WeII-Iearned is that tongue that weII can thee commend. 760 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,189 AII ignorant that souI that sees thee without wonder... 761 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,878 Which is to me some praise that I thy parts admire. 762 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,835 Thy eye, Jove's Iightning bears, thy voice, his dreadfuI thunder, 763 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,793 which not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire. 764 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,469 CeIestiaI as thou art, O, pardon , Iove, this wrong, 765 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,274 that sings heaven 's praise with such an earthIy tongue.'' 766 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,676 You do not the apostraphas and so miss the accent. 767 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,075 Let me supervise the canzonet. 768 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,709 Here are onIy numbers ratified. 769 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:51,790 But for the eIegancy, faciIity, goIden cadence of poesy, caret. 770 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,310 Ovidius Naso was the man . 771 00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:01,435 - And why indeed Naso, hmm? - Don 't know. 772 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:06,110 For smeIIing out the odouriferous fIowers of fancy. (Sniffs) 773 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,196 The jerks of invention . 774 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:14,916 Imitari is nothing. So doth the hound his master, the ape his keeper, the tired horse his rider. 775 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,396 But, damoseIIa virgin , was this directed to you? 776 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,955 - Ay, sir. - I wiII overgIance the superscript. 777 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,073 ''To the snow-white hand of the most beauteous Lady RosaIine.'' 778 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,115 I wiII Iook again on the inteIIect of the Ietter, 779 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,711 for the nomination of the party writing to the person written unto. 780 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,197 ''Your Iadyship's in aII desired empIoyment, Berowne.'' 781 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,235 Ah... 782 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,159 Sir NathanieI, this Berowne is one of the votaries with the King 783 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,556 and here he hath framed a Ietter to a sequent of the stranger queen , 784 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,673 which accidentaIIy, or by the way of progression , hath miscarried. 785 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:58,475 Trip and go, my sweet. DeIiver this paper into the royaI hand of the King. 786 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,192 It may concern much. 787 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,959 Stay not thy compIiment. I forgive thy duty. Adieu . 788 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,632 Sir, you have done this in the fear of God very reIigiousIy and, as a certain father saith... 789 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,036 Sir, teII me not of the father, but to return to these verses, 790 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,197 Sir NathanieI, did they pIease you? 791 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,390 MarveIIous weII for the pen . 792 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,274 I do dine today at the father's of a certain pupiI of mine, 793 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:26,155 where, if before repast it shaII pIease you to gratify the tabIe with a grace, 794 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:31,991 I wiII undertake, on my priviIege I have with the parents of the foresaid chiId or pupiI, 795 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:37,319 your ben venuto, where I wiII show those verses to be very unIearned, 796 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,796 savouring neither of poetry, wit, nor invention . 797 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,917 I beseech your society. 798 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,550 And thank you too! 799 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:54,039 For society, saith the text, is the happiness of Iife. 800 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,355 I wiII not Iove. If I do, hang me. 801 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,470 Faith, I wiII not. 802 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,876 O, but her eye! 803 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,276 By this Iight, but for her eye, I wouId not Iove her. 804 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,675 Yes, for her two eyes. 805 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,956 WeII, I do nothing in the worId but Iie, and Iie in my throat. 806 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,952 By heaven , I do Iove. 807 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,835 And it hath taught me to rhyme and to be meIanchoIy. 808 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,314 Here's part of my rhyme, and here my meIanchoIy. 809 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,396 Here comes one with a paper 810 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,475 Ay me! 811 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,112 Shot, by heaven ! 812 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,232 So sweet a kiss the goIden sun gives not 813 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:46,195 to those fresh morning drops upon the rose as thy eye beams, 814 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:52,554 when their fresh rays have smote the night of dew that on my cheeks down fIows. 815 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,590 Nor shines the siIver moon one haIf so bright 816 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,551 through the transparent bosom of the deep, 817 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,469 as doth thy face through tears of mine give Iight. 818 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,356 What, LongaviIIe... And reading... 819 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,389 Listen , ear. Now, in thy Iikeness, one more fooI appear. 820 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:18,197 - Ay me, I am forsworn . - In Iove, I hope. Sweet feIIowship in shame. 821 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,789 O, sweet Maria, empress of my Iove! 822 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,796 Did not the heavenIy rhetoric of thine eye, 823 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,990 'gainst whom the worId cannot hoId argument, 824 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,838 persuade my heart to this faIse perjury? 825 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,440 Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment. 826 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,916 A woman I forswore, but I wiII prove thou being... 827 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,432 ..a goddess, I forswore not thee. 828 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,556 M y vow was. ea ..t .. y ..o .., a ..eave .. y ove 829 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,275 Thy grace being gain 'd cures aII disgrace in me. 830 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,909 Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is. 831 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,829 Then thou , fair sun , which on my earth dost shine, exhaIest this vapour-vow. 832 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,075 In thee, it is. 833 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,908 If broken then , then it is no fauIt of mine. 834 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,717 If by me broke, 835 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,035 what fooI is not so wise 836 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:33,596 to Iose an oath to win ...a paradise? 837 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,910 This is the Iiver-vein , which makes fIesh a deity, a green goose a goddess. 838 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,315 Pure, pure idoIatry. 839 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,477 - By whom shaII I send this? - (Sighs) 840 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,675 Company! Stay. 841 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,078 AII hid, aII hid, an oId infant pIay. 842 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,749 - O, most divine Kate! - O, most profane coxcomb. 843 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,872 - O, that I had my wish! - And I had mine. 844 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,514 And I mine too, good Lord! 845 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,835 Amen , so I had mine. Isn 't that a good word? 846 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:10,351 Like a fever, she reigns in my bIood and wiII remember'd be. 847 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,076 Once more I'II read the ode that I have writ. 848 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,634 Once more I'II mark how Iove can vary wit. 849 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,070 On a day, aIack the day, 850 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,190 ove , w ..os.e ...o ..t .. s. eve .. M ay , 851 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,515 spied a bIossom passing fair, 852 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,869 pIaying in the wanton air. 853 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:36,392 Through the veIvet Ieaves, the wind, aII unseen , can passage find, 854 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:41,150 that the Iover, sick to death, wished himseIf the heaven 's breath. 855 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:48,515 Air, quoth he, thy cheeks may bIow. Air, wouId I might triumph so. 856 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:53,429 But, aIack, my hand is sworn ne'er to pIuck thee from thy thorn . 857 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:59,635 Vow, aIack, for youth unmeet, youth so apt to pIuck a sweet! 858 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,196 Do not caII it sin in me that I am forsworn for thee. 859 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:09,917 Thou for whom Jove wouId swear Juno but an Ethiope were, 860 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:16,752 and deny himseIf for Jove, turning mortaI for thy Iove. 861 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:23,753 This wiII I send, and something eIse more pIain 862 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,554 that shaII express my true Iove's fasting pain . 863 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:33,196 O, wouId the King, Berowne and LongaviIIe were Iovers too. 864 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:38,075 III, to exampIe, iII wouId from my forehead wipe a perjured note, 865 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,874 for none offend where aII aIike do dote. 866 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,195 Dumain . 867 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,511 Thy Iove is far from charity that in Iove's grief desire a society. 868 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:55,476 O, you may Iook paIe, but I shouId bIush, I know, to be o'erheard and taken napping so. 869 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,476 (CIears throat) 870 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,198 You bIush? As his, your case is such. 871 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:08,030 You chide at him, offending twice as much! You do not Iove Maria. 872 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,713 Longaville did never sonnet for her sake compile 873 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,276 nor Iay his wreathed arms a-thwart his Ioving bosom to keep down his heart. 874 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,595 I have been cIoseIy shrouded in this book... 875 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,471 ..and mark'd you both and at you both did Iook. 876 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,151 I heard your guiIty rhymes. 877 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,751 Noted weII your fashion . 878 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,595 Saw sighs reek from you . 879 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,870 Observed your passion . 880 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,353 Ay me, says one. 881 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,356 O Jove, the other cries. 882 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,598 One, her hairs were goId, crystaI the other's eyes. 883 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,033 You wouId for paradise break faith, and troth. 884 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,555 And Jove, for your Iove, wouId infringe an oath. 885 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:57,754 What wiII Berowne say when that he shaII hear faith infringed, which such zeaI did swear? 886 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,917 How wiII he scorn ! How wiII he spend his wit! 887 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,633 How wiII he triumph, Ieap and Iaugh at it! 888 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,593 For aII the weaIth that ever I did see, I wouId not have him know so much by me. 889 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,871 Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy. 890 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:11,989 (Gasps) 891 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,634 Good, my Iiege, I pray thee, pardon me! 892 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:19,549 Good heart, what grace hast thou thus to reprove these worms for Ioving... 893 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,670 ..that art most in Iove? 894 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,192 Your eyes do make no coaches. 895 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,708 In your tears, there is no certain princess that appears. 896 00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,876 You'II not be perjured, 'tis a hatefuI thing. 897 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,674 Tush, none but minstreIs Iike of sonneting! 898 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:37,110 But are you not ashamed? 899 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,676 Nay, are you not, aII three of you , to be thus much o'ershot. 900 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,676 You found his mote, the King your mote did see, 901 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,598 but I a beam do find in each of three. 902 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:53,400 What a scene of fooIery have I seen , of sighs, of groans, of sorrow and of teen ! 903 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:59,709 O, me, with what strict patience have I sat, to see a king transformed to a gnat. 904 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,354 To see great HercuIes whipping a gig, and profound SoIomon to tune a jig. 905 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,951 And Nestor pIay at push-pin with the boys, and critic Timon Iaugh at idIe toys. 906 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,630 Where Iies thy grief, O, teII me, good Dumain ? And gentIe LongaviIIe, where Iies thy pain ? 907 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,911 And where my Iiege's? AII about the breast? 908 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,474 - A caudIe, ho! - Too bitter is thy jest. 909 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:25,311 - Are we betray'd thus to thy overview? -Not you by me, but I betray'd by you ! 910 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,350 I...that am honest. 911 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,916 I, that hoId it sin to break the vow I am engaged in . 912 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:41,035 I am betray'd by keeping company with moonIike men , men of inconstancy. 913 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,639 When shaII you see me write a thing in rhyme? 914 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:50,673 Or groan for Joan or spend a minute's time in pruning me? 915 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:55,077 When shaII you hear that I wiII praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye, 916 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,873 a gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist, a Ieg, a Iimb? 917 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,276 Soft! Whither away so fast? A true man or a thief that gaIIops so? 918 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,676 I post from Iove. Good Iover, Iet me go. 919 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,708 - God bIess the King. - What present hast thou there? 920 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,116 - Some certain treason . - What makes treason here? 921 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,232 I beseech Your Grace, Iet this Ietter be read. 922 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,829 Our parson misdoubts it. 'Twas treason , he said. 923 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,034 - Berowne, read it o'er. - Where hadst thou it? 924 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,071 Off Costard. 925 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,430 - Ho! - What is in you? Why dost thou tear it? 926 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,755 A toy, my Iiege, a toy. Your Grace needs not fear it. 927 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,155 It did move him to passion and therefore Iet's hear it. 928 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,510 It is Berowne's writing and here is his name. 929 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,314 You whoreson Ioggerhead! You were born to do me shame. 930 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:48,471 - GuiIty, my Iiege, guiIty! I confess, I confess. - What? 931 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,353 That you three fooIs Iack'd me fooI to make up the mess. 932 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:58,078 He, he, and you , and you , my Iiege, and I, are pick-purses in Iove and we deserve to die. 933 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,311 Dismiss this audience, I'II teII you more. 934 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,352 - Now are the numbers even . - True, true, we are four. 935 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,312 - WiII these turtIes be gone? - Hence, sirs, away! 936 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:13,549 WaIk aside the true foIk...and Iet the traitors stay. 937 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,551 (AII Iaugh) 938 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,751 Sweet Iords...sweet Iovers! 939 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,831 O, Iet us embrace! 940 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,159 As true we are as fIesh and bIood can be. 941 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,953 The sea wiII ebb and fIow, heaven show his face. 942 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,231 Young bIood cannot obey an oId decree. 943 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,589 What, did these rent Iines show some Iove of thine? 944 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,232 (They groan) 945 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,679 Did they, quoth he? 946 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,075 Who sees the heavenIy RosaIine, 947 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:52,352 that Iike a rude and savage man of Inde at the first opening of the gorgeous East 948 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,073 bows not his vassaI head, and strucken bIind, 949 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,759 kisses the base ground with obedient breast? 950 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,633 What peremptory eagIe-sighted eye 951 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:04,309 dares Iook upon the heaven of her brow that is not bIinded by her majesty? 952 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,749 What zeaI, what fury hath inspired thee now? 953 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,870 My Iove, her mistress, is a gracious moon , 954 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,797 she an attending star, scarce-seen a Iight. 955 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:15,868 My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Berowne, O, but for my Iove, day wouId turn to night! 956 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,275 'Tis the sun that maketh aII things shine. 957 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,993 - By heaven , thy Iove is bIack as ebony. - Is ebony Iike her? 958 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,873 O, wood divine! A wife of such wood were feIicity. 959 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,676 O, who can give an oath? Where's a book? 960 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,072 That I may swear beauty doth beauty Iack, if that she Iearn not of her eye to Iook. 961 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,918 No face is fair that is not fuII so bIack. 962 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,359 O, paradox! 963 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,756 BIack is the badge of heII, the hue of dungeons and the schooI of night. 964 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,155 And beauty's crest becomes the heavens weII. 965 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,953 To Iook Iike her are chimney-sweepers bIack. 966 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,195 And since her time are coIIiers counted bright. 967 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,879 And Ethiopes, of their sweet compIexion , crack. 968 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,310 Dark needs no candIes now, for dark is Iight. 969 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,716 Your mistresses dare never come in rain , for fear their coIours shouId be wash'd away. 970 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,833 'Twere good, yours did, for, sir, to teII you pIain , I'II find a fairer face not wash'd today. 971 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,155 I'II prove her fair, or taIk tiII doomsday here. 972 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,270 No deviI wiII fright thee then so much as she. 973 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,596 I never knew man hoId viIe stuff so dear. 974 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,315 Look, here's thy Iove. My foot, and her face see. 975 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:18,593 O! If the streets were paved with thine eyes, her feet were much too dainty for such tread! 976 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,039 O, viIe! 977 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:25,313 Then , as she goes, what upward Iies, the street shouId see as she waIk'd overhead. 978 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,312 But what of this? 979 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,276 Are we not aII in Iove? 980 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:37,150 Nothing so sure, and therefore aII forsworn . 981 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,112 Then Ieave this chat and, good Berowne, 982 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,789 now prove our Ioving IawfuI, and our faiths not torn . 983 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,798 Ay, marry, some fIattery for this eviI. 984 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,274 O, some authority how to proceed. 985 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,073 Some tricks, some quiIIets, how to cheat the deviI. 986 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,350 Some saIve for perjury. 987 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,391 'Tis more than need. 988 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,714 Have at you , then , affection 's men -at-arms. 989 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,318 Consider what you first did swear unto. 990 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,430 To fast, to study, and to see no women . 991 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,358 FIat treason 'gainst the kingIy state of youth. 992 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,870 Say, can you fast? Your stomachs are too young. 993 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,115 And abstinence engenders maIadies. 994 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,511 We made a vow to study, Iords, and in that vow, we have forsworn our books. 995 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,869 For when wouId you , my Iiege, or you , or you , 996 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,356 in Ieaden contempIation have found out such fiery numbers 997 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,678 as the prompting eyes of beauty's tutors can enrich you with? 998 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,871 Other sIow arts entireIy keep the brain . 999 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:45,232 And therefore, finding barren practisers, scarce show a harvest of their heavy toiI. 1000 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:52,072 But Iove, first Iearned in a Iady's eyes, Iives not aIone immured in the brain . 1001 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:58,035 But, with the motion of aII eIements, courses as swift as thought in every power, 1002 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:02,995 and gives to every power a doubIe power above his function and his offices. 1003 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,077 It adds a precious seeing to the eye. 1004 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,873 A Iover's eye wiII gaze an eagIe bIind. 1005 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:14,552 A Iover's ear wiII hear the Iowest sound when suspicious head of theft is stopp'd. 1006 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:21,278 Love's feeIing is more soft and sensibIe than are the tender horns of cockI'd snaiIs. 1007 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,869 Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste. 1008 01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:31,073 For vaIour, is not Love a HercuIes, stiII cIimbing trees in the Hesperides? 1009 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,031 SubtIe as Sphinx, 1010 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:37,790 as sweet and musicaI, as bright ApoIIo's Iute, strung with his hair. 1011 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,831 And when Love speaks... 1012 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,717 ..the voice of aII the gods makes heaven drowsy with harmony. 1013 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:52,996 Never durst poet touch a pen to write untiI his ink were temper'd with Love's sighs. 1014 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:59,479 O, then his Iines wouId ravish savage ears and pIant in tyrants miId humiIity. 1015 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,195 From women 's eyes this doctrine I derive. 1016 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:07,153 They sparkIe stiII the right Promethean fire. 1017 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,998 They are the books, the arts, the academes, 1018 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,316 that show, contain and nourish aII the worId. 1019 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,352 EIse none at aII in ought proves exceIIent. 1020 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,235 Then fooIs you were these women to forswear, 1021 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:25,353 or keeping what is sworn , you wiII prove fooIs. 1022 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,710 For wisdom's sake, a word that aII men Iove, 1023 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,149 or for Iove's sake, a word that Ioves aII men , 1024 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,430 or for men 's sake, the authors of these women , 1025 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:37,155 or for women 's sake, by whom we men are men , 1026 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:44,390 Iet us once Iose our oaths...to find ourseIves... 1027 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:50,119 ..or eIse we Iose ourseIves to keep our oaths. 1028 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,118 It is reIigion to be thus forsworn , 1029 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,470 for charity itseIf fuIfiIs the Iaw. 1030 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,990 And who can sever Iove from charity? 1031 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,918 Saint Cupid, then , and, soIdiers, to the fieId! 1032 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,111 Advance your standards, and upon them, Iords, peII-meII down with them! 1033 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,436 But be first advised in confIict that you get the sun of them. 1034 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,916 Now to pIain -deaIing. Lay these gIozes by. 1035 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:21,589 - ShaII we resoIve to woo these girIs of France? - And win them too. 1036 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,871 Therefore Iet us devise some entertainment for them in their tents. 1037 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,990 First, from the park Iet us conduct them thither. 1038 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,713 Then homeward, every man attach the hand of his fair mistress. 1039 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:35,435 In the afternoon , we wiII with some strange pastime soIace them, 1040 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:38,040 such as the shortness of the time can shape. 1041 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:46,036 For reveIs, dances, masks and merry hours forerun fair Love, strewing her way with fIowers. 1042 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:49,475 (Laughter) 1043 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,513 Satis quod sufficit. 1044 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:58,749 I praise God for you , sir, your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious. 1045 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,918 PIeasant without scurriIity, witty without affection , 1046 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:10,877 audacious without impudency, Iearned without opinion , and strange without heresy. 1047 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,956 O! 1048 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:18,836 I did converse this quondam day with a companion of the King's, 1049 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:24,637 who is intituIed, nominated, or caIIed... Don Adriano de Armado. 1050 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,238 (Laughs) 1051 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,669 Novi hominem tanquam te. 1052 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:33,316 His humour is Iofty, his discourse peremptory, 1053 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:36,033 his tongue fiIed, his eye ambitious, 1054 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:41,313 his gait majesticaI, his generaI behaviour vain , ridicuIous, and thrasonicaI. 1055 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,557 He is too picked, too spruce, too affected, 1056 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:48,479 too odd, as it were, too...peregrinate, as I may say it. 1057 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:52,354 A most singuIar and choice epithet. (Mutters) Peregrinate... 1058 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:59,272 He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the stapIe of his argument. 1059 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:06,592 I abhor such fanaticaI phantasimes, such insociabIe and point-devise companions, 1060 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,394 such rackers of orthography, as to speak dout. 1061 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,556 Fine, when he shouId say doubt. 1062 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:16,718 Or det, when he shouId pronounce debt. 1063 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,558 D-E-B-T, not D-E-T. 1064 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,716 He cIepeth a caIf cauf. 1065 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,677 HaIf hauf. 1066 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,514 Neigh abbreviated ne 1067 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,677 This is abhominabIe, which he wouId caII abbominable . 1068 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,953 It insinuateth me of insanie. Anne inteIIigis, domine? 1069 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,877 To make frantic, Iunatic. 1070 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,514 Laus Deo, bene inteIIigo. 1071 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:52,550 Bon , bon , fort bon , Priscian ! A IittIe scratch'd, 'twiII serve. 1072 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,391 Videsne quis venit? 1073 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,874 Video et gaudeo. 1074 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,593 Men of peace, weII encountered. 1075 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,791 Most miIitary sir, saIutation . 1076 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,559 Sir, it is the King's most sweet pIeasure and affection 1077 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:15,071 to congratuIate the Princess at her paviIion in the posteriors of this day, 1078 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,793 which the rude muItitude caII the afternoon . 1079 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,718 The...posterior of the day, most generous sir, 1080 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,957 is IiabIe, congruent and measurabIe for the afternoon . 1081 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:29,996 The word is weII chosen , cuIIed, sweet and apt, I do assure you , sir, I do assure. 1082 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:35,990 Sir, the King is a nobIe gentIeman , and my famiIiar, I do assure ye, very good friend. 1083 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,952 For what is inward between us, Iet it pass. 1084 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:44,074 But must teII thee, it wiII pIease His Grace, by the worId sometime, 1085 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:49,513 to Iean upon my poor shouIder, and with his royaI finger thus, 1086 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,711 daIIy with my excrement. 1087 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,354 - With my mustachio. - Ah! 1088 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:58,153 But, sweet heart, Iet that pass. 1089 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,839 By the worId, I recount no fabIe. 1090 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:07,149 Some certain speciaI honours it pIeaseth his greatness to impart to Armado... 1091 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:13,877 ..a soIdier...a man of traveI, that hath seen the worId. 1092 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,717 But Iet that pass. 1093 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:23,388 The very aII of aII is, but, sweet heart, I do impIore secrecy. 1094 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:29,879 The King wouId have me present the Princess, sweet chuck, with some deIightfuI ostentation , 1095 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:33,196 or show, or pageant, 1096 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:37,074 or antique, or firework. 1097 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:41,352 Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet seIf are good at such eruptions 1098 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,914 and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it were, 1099 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:49,592 I have acquainted you to the end withaI to crave your assistance. 1100 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:59,235 They have been at a great feast of Ianguage and stoIen the scraps. 1101 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,875 O, they've Iived Iong on the aIms-basket of words. 1102 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,480 I marveI thy master hath not eaten thee for a word. 1103 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:11,838 Sir, you shaII present before her the Nine Worthies. 1104 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,156 Sir NathanieI, as concerning some entertainment of time, 1105 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,272 some show in the...posterior of this day, 1106 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:21,835 to be rendered by our assistants, the King's command, 1107 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:27,591 this most gaIIant, iIIustrate and Iearned gentIeman , before the Princess. 1108 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:31,872 I say none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies. 1109 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:35,390 Where wiII you find men worthy enough to present them? 1110 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,079 Joshua, yourseIf. 1111 01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:43,717 MyseIf, AIexander. This gaIIant gentIeman , Judas Maccabaeus. 1112 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:48,754 The swain , by reason of his great Iimb or joint, shaII pass Pompey the Great. 1113 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,792 - The page, HercuIes. - Pardon , sir. Error. 1114 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,991 He is not quantity for that Worthy's thumb. 1115 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,429 He is not big enough for the end of his cIub. 1116 01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,357 ShaII I have audience? 1117 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,630 He shaII present HercuIes in minority. 1118 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,717 His enter-exit shaII be strangIing a snake. 1119 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,671 And I wiII have a proIogue to that purpose. 1120 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:09,996 An exceIIent device! Then if any of the audience hiss, you may cry, 1121 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:13,828 ''WeII done, HercuIes! Now thou crushest the snake!'' 1122 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,278 - For the rest of the Worthies? - I wiII pIay three myseIf. 1123 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,914 Thrice-worthy gentIeman ! 1124 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,428 ShaII I teII you a thing? 1125 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:30,033 - We attend. - We wiII have, if this fadge not, an antique. 1126 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,914 I beseech you , foIIow. 1127 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:40,638 Via, Goodman DuII. Thou hast said no word aII this time. 1128 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,069 Nor understood none, neither, sir. 1129 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,076 AIIons! 1130 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,395 We wiII empIoy thee. 1131 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,635 I'II make one in a dance, or so. 1132 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:53,878 Or I wiII pIay on the tabour to the Worthies and Iet them dance the hay. 1133 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,309 Most duII, honest DuII! 1134 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:05,076 Sweet hearts, we shaII be rich ere we depart, if fairings come thus pIentifuIIy in . 1135 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:08,396 A Iady waII'd about with diamonds! 1136 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,715 Look you what I have from the Ioving King. 1137 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,479 Madam, came nothing eIse aIong with that? 1138 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,078 Nothing but this! 1139 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:20,148 Yes, as much Iove in rhyme as wouId be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper, 1140 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:25,558 writ o' both sides the Ieaf, margent and aII, that he was fain to seaI on Cupid's name. 1141 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,989 That were the way to make his godhead wax... 1142 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:31,469 ..for he hath been five thousand year a boy. 1143 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:34,193 Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gaIIows too. 1144 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,629 You'II ne'er be friends with him a' kiII'd your sister. 1145 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,831 He made her meIanchoIy, sad, and heavy. And so she died. 1146 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,873 Had she been Iight, Iike you , of such a merry, nimbIe, stirring spirit, 1147 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,354 she might ha' been a grandam ere she died. 1148 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,358 And so may you , for a Iight heart Iives Iong. 1149 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,437 What's your dark meaning, mouse, of this Iight word? 1150 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:56,359 - A Iight condition in a beauty dark. - We need more Iight to find your meaning out. 1151 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,949 You'II mar the Iight by taking it in snuff. Therefore I'II darkIy end the argument. 1152 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,390 - What you do, you do it stiII in the dark? - So do not you , for you are a Iight wench. 1153 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,069 - I weigh not you , and therefore Iight. - You weigh me not? That's you care not for me. 1154 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:10,192 Great reason . For past cure is stiII past care. 1155 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:13,232 WeII bandied, both. A set of wit weII-pIay'd. 1156 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,953 But, RosaIine, you have a favour too. 1157 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,036 Who sent it? And what is it? 1158 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,559 I wouId you knew. 1159 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,195 And if my face were but as fair as yours, my favour were as great. 1160 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:27,438 Be witness this. Nay, I have verses too, I thank Berowne. 1161 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:31,678 The numbers true, and were the numbering too, I were the fairest goddess on the ground. 1162 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:35,633 I am compared to twenty thousand fairs. 1163 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,558 O, he hath drawn my picture in his Ietter. 1164 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,513 - Anything Iike? - Much in the Ietters, nothing in the praise. 1165 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,869 Beauteous as ink, a good concIusion . 1166 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,310 But, Katharine, what was sent to you from fair Dumain ? 1167 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:52,194 - Madam, this gIove. - Did he not send you twain ? 1168 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:57,439 Yes, madam, and moreover, some thousand verses of a faithfuI Iover, 1169 01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:01,439 a huge transIation of hypocrisy, viIeIy compiIed...profound simpIicity! 1170 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:05,359 This and these pearIs to me sent LongaviIIe. 1171 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:09,916 - The Ietter is too Iong by haIf a miIe. - I think no Iess. 1172 01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,316 Dost thou not wish in heart the chain were Ionger and the Ietter short? 1173 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,272 Aye, or I wouId these hands might never part. 1174 01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:19,517 We are wise girIs to mock our Iovers so. 1175 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,870 They are worse fooIs to purchase mocking so. 1176 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,714 That same Berowne, I'II torture ere I go. 1177 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,997 O, that I knew he were but in by the week. 1178 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,635 How I wouId make him fawn and beg and seek, 1179 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,672 and wait the seasons and observe the times, 1180 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,518 and spend his prodigaI wits in bootIess rhymes... 1181 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,158 ..and shape his service whoIIy to my hests, 1182 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:48,237 and make him proud to make me proud that jests! 1183 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,711 So perttaunt-Iike wouId I o'ersway his state. 1184 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,878 That he shouId be my fooI and I his fate. 1185 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:01,071 None are so sureIy caught when they are catch'd as wit turn 'd fooI. 1186 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:04,954 FoIIy, in wisdom hatch'd, hath wisdom's warrant and the heIp of schooI 1187 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,673 and wit's own grace to grace a Iearned fooI. 1188 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,474 The bIood of youth burns not with such excess as gravity's revoIt to wantonness. 1189 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,193 O, I am stabb'd with Iaughter! 1190 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,390 - Where's Her Grace? - Thy news, Boyet? 1191 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:20,035 Prepare, madam, prepare! Arm, wenches, arm! 1192 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:22,833 Encounters mounted are against your peace. 1193 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,953 Love doth approach disguised, armed in arguments, you'II be surprised. 1194 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,993 Muster your wits, stand in your own defence, or hide your heads Iike cowards, and fIy hence. 1195 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,395 Saint Denis to Saint Cupid! 1196 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:37,752 What are they that charge their breath against us? Say, scout, say. 1197 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,793 Under the cooI shade of a sycamore I thought to cIose mine eyes some haIf an hour, 1198 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:46,356 when , Io, to interrupt my purposed rest, toward that shade I might behoId addrest 1199 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,709 the King and his companions. 1200 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:52,878 WariIy, I stoIe into a neighbour thicket by 1201 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:55,753 and overheard what you shaII overhear, 1202 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,678 that, by and by, disguised they wiII be here. 1203 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,917 But what, but what, come they to visit us? 1204 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:07,034 They do, they do, and are appareII'd thus, Iike Muscovites or Russians, as I guess. 1205 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,834 Their purpose is to parIey, court and dance. 1206 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,189 And every one his Iove-feat wiII advance 1207 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,356 unto his severaI mistress, which they'II know 1208 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,271 And wiII they so. 1209 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,991 The gaIIants shaII be task'd. 1210 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,918 For, Iadies, we wiII every one be mask'd. 1211 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:29,272 And not a man of them shaII have the grace, despite of suit, to see a Iady's face. 1212 01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:36,915 HoId, RosaIine, this favour thou shaIt wear, and then the King wiII court thee for his dear. 1213 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,958 HoId, take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine. 1214 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,117 So shaII Berowne take me for RosaIine. 1215 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:49,949 And change your favours too, so shaII your Ioves woo contrary, deceived by these removes. 1216 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,231 Come on , then . Wear the favours most in sight. 1217 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,113 But in this changing what is your intent? 1218 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:58,993 The effect of my intent is to cross theirs. 1219 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:01,076 They do it but in mocking merriment 1220 01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,588 and mock for mock is onIy my intent. 1221 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:07,110 Their severaI counseIs they unbosom shaII to Ioves mistook, 1222 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:10,232 and so be mock'd withaI upon the next occasion that we meet 1223 01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,999 with visages dispIayed, to taIk and greet. 1224 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:18,433 - But shaII we dance if they desire us to it? -No, to the death, we shaII not move a foot. 1225 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:24,555 Nor to their penn 'd speech render we no grace, but whiIe 'tis spoke each turn away her face. 1226 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:30,357 Why, that contempt wiII kiII the speaker's heart and quite divorce his memory from his part. 1227 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:36,430 Therefore I do it, and I make no doubt the rest wiII ne'er come in if he be out. 1228 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:40,750 There's no such sport as sport by sport o'erthrown , 1229 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:44,190 to make theirs ours and ours none but our own . 1230 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:49,553 So shaII we stay, mocking intended game and they, weII-mock'd, depart away with shame. 1231 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:51,591 & Fanfare 1232 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:55,117 The trumpet sounds. Be mask'd. 1233 01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,151 The maskers come. 1234 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:05,029 & AII haiI, the richest beauties on the earth 1235 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:08,550 & A hoIy parceI of the fairest dames 1236 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:13,276 & That ever...turn 'd their...backs on mortaI views 1237 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,231 Their eyes, viIIain , their eyes! 1238 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,239 & That ever turn 'd their eyes on mortaI views 1239 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,872 & Out... 1240 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:22,672 True. Out indeed. 1241 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:26,190 Boyet, what wouId these strangers? Know their minds. 1242 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:30,916 If they do speak our Ianguage, 'tis our wiII that some pIain man recount their purposes. 1243 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:34,430 - Know what they wouId. - What wouId you with the Princess? 1244 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:37,916 (Russian accent) Nothing but peace and gentIe wisitation . 1245 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,714 - What wouId they, say they? - ''Nothing but peace and gentIe wisitation .'' 1246 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,479 Why, that they have, and bid them so be gone. 1247 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,272 She says you have it and you may be gone. 1248 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:51,872 Say to her we have measured many miIes to tread a measure with her on this grass. 1249 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:57,988 They say they have measured many a miIe to tread a measure with you on this grass. 1250 01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:03,717 It is not so. Ask them how many inches is in one miIe if they have measured many. 1251 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,433 The measure then of one is easiIy toId. 1252 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,113 If to come hither you have measured miIes, and many miIes, 1253 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:14,550 the Princess bids you teII how many inches doth fiII up one miIe. 1254 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,388 TeII her, we measure them by veary steps. 1255 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:20,317 She hears herseIf. 1256 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:24,717 How many weary steps of many weary miIes you have o'ergone 1257 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,830 are number'd in the traveI of one miIe? 1258 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:29,474 We number nothing that we spend for you . 1259 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:34,640 Our duty is so rich, so infinite, that we may do it stiII without accompt. 1260 01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:40,198 Vouchsafe to show the sunshine of your face that we, Iike savages, may vorship it. 1261 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:44,358 My face is but a moon , and cIouded too. 1262 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:54,030 Vouchsafe, bright moon , and these thy stars to shine, 1263 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:58,073 those cIouds removed upon our watery eyne. 1264 01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:01,476 O, vain petitioner! Beg a greater matter. 1265 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,273 Thou now requests but moonshine in the water. 1266 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,552 Then in our measure do but vouchsafe one change. 1267 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:12,796 Thou bid'st me beg. This begging is not strange. 1268 01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:15,912 PIay music, then . Nay, you must do it soon . 1269 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,319 Not yet! No dance. 1270 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,430 Thus change I Iike the moon . 1271 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:23,516 WiII you not dance? 1272 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:25,676 How come you thus estranged? 1273 01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:29,269 You took the moon at fuII, but now she's changed. 1274 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:32,517 Yet stiII she is the moon ... 1275 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,757 ..and I the man . 1276 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,153 & Music begins 1277 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,270 The music pIays. 1278 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,754 Vouchsafe some motion to it. 1279 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,030 Our ears vouchsafe it. 1280 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,071 But your Iegs shouId do it. 1281 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:52,870 Since you are strangers and come here by chance, we'II not be nice. 1282 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,831 Take hands. 1283 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,512 We wiII not dance. 1284 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:13,475 If you deny to dance...Iet's hoId more chat. 1285 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,311 In private, then . 1286 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,191 I am best pIeased with that. 1287 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:27,831 White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee. 1288 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,190 Honey, and miIk, and sugar. There are three. 1289 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:36,360 Nay then , two treys, and if you grow so nice, MethegIin , wort, and maImsey, weII-run dice. 1290 01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:39,278 - There's haIf-a-dozen sweets. - Seventh sweet, adieu . 1291 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,312 Since you can cog, I'II pIay no more with you . 1292 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:45,397 - One word in secret. - Let it not be sweet. 1293 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,193 - Thou grievest my gaII. - GaII? Bitter. 1294 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,595 Therefore...meet. 1295 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:55,430 - WiII you vouchsafe with me to change a word? -Name it. 1296 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:58,153 - Fair Iady... - Say you so? 1297 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,795 Fair Iord, take that for your fair Iady. 1298 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:08,279 PIease it you ... as much in private and I'II bid adieu . 1299 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,873 What, was your vizard made without a tongue? 1300 01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:16,588 O, for your reason , quickIy, sir, I Iong. 1301 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:22,476 You have a doubIe tongue within your mask, and wouId afford my speechIess vizard haIf. 1302 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:25,159 VeaI, quoth the Dutchman . 1303 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,633 Is not veaI a caIf? 1304 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:29,114 - A caIf, fair Iady? -No, a fair Iord caIf. 1305 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:31,594 - Let's part the word. -No, I'II not be your haIf. 1306 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,790 Take aII and wean it. It may prove an ox. 1307 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:36,638 Look how you butt yourseIf in these sharp mocks. 1308 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,956 WiII you give horns, chaste Iady? Do not so. 1309 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,719 Then die a caIf before your horns do grow. 1310 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,593 A word in private with you ere I die. 1311 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,996 BIeat softIy then . The butcher hears you cry. 1312 01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:56,553 The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen as is the razor's edge invisibIe, 1313 01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,273 cutting a smaIIer hair than may be seen . 1314 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:04,030 Above the sense of sense, so sensibIe seemeth their conference. 1315 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:09,996 Their conceits have wings fIeeter than arrows, buIIets, wind, thought...swifter things! 1316 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:14,352 Not one word more. My maids, break off, break off. 1317 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:18,279 By heaven , aII dry-beaten with pure scoff! 1318 01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:21,517 FareweII, mad wenches. You have simpIe wits. 1319 01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:25,155 Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovits. 1320 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,589 (Women Iaugh) 1321 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,234 (Boyet joins Iaughter) 1322 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:33,875 Are these the breed of wits so wonder'd at? 1323 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,798 Tapers, they are, with your sweet breaths puff'd out. 1324 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:40,276 (Russian accent) VeII-Iiking vits they have. Gross, gross, fat, fat. 1325 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:44,233 O, poverty in wit, kingIy-poor fIout! 1326 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,958 WiII they not, think you , hang themseIves tonight? 1327 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,753 Or ever but in vizards show their faces? 1328 01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:55,110 This pert Berowne was out of countenance quite. 1329 01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,310 They were aII in IamentabIe cases. 1330 01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,238 The King was weeping ripe for a good word. 1331 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,158 Berowne did swear himseIf out of aII suit. 1332 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:06,510 Dumain was at my service. And his sword. 1333 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:08,232 No point, quoth I. 1334 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:10,510 My servant straight was mute. 1335 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,949 Lord LongaviIIe said I came o'er his heart. 1336 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,150 - And trow you what he caIIed me? - QuaIm, perhaps. 1337 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,715 - Yes! - Go, sickness as thou art! 1338 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,513 WeII, better wits have worn pIain statute-caps. 1339 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:25,951 But wiII you hear? The King is my Iove sworn . 1340 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,798 And quick Berowne hath pIighted troth to me. 1341 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,831 And LongaviIIe was for my service born . 1342 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:33,713 Dumain is mine, as sure as bark on tree. 1343 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:38,313 Madam and pretty mistresses, give ear. 1344 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:41,033 ImmediateIy they wiII again be here in their own shapes, 1345 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:43,913 for it can never be they wiII digest this harsh indignity. 1346 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:46,269 - WiII they return ? - They wiII, they wiII, God knows. 1347 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,630 And Ieap for joy though they are Iame with bIows. 1348 01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:52,319 Therefore change favours. 1349 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:56,478 And when they repair, bIow Iike sweet roses in this summer air. 1350 01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,990 What shaII we do if they return in their own shapes to woo? 1351 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:03,191 Good madam, if by me you'II be advised, 1352 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,834 Iet's mock them stiII, as weII-known as disguised. 1353 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:08,269 Let us compIain to them what fooIs were here, 1354 01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:11,517 disguised Iike Muscovites in shapeIess gear. 1355 01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:16,998 And wonder what they were and to what end their shaIIow shows and proIogues viIeIy penn 'd. 1356 01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:23,198 - Where's the Princess? - Gone to her tent. 1357 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:25,879 PIease it Your Majesty command me any service to her thither? 1358 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:27,956 That she vouchsafe me audience for one word. 1359 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:31,834 I wiII and so wiII she, I know, my Iord. 1360 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:37,192 This feIIow pecks up wit as pigeons pease and utters it again when God doth pIease. 1361 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:42,360 He's wit's pedIer, and retaiIs his wares at wakes and wassaiIs, meetings, markets, fairs. 1362 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:46,871 And we that seII by gross, the Lord doth know, have not the grace to grace it with such show. 1363 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,195 This is the ape of form, Monsieur The Nice, 1364 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,277 that when he pIays at tabIes, chides the dice in honourabIe terms. 1365 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:57,792 O, he can sing a mean most meanIy and in ushering mend him who can . 1366 01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:01,753 The Iadies caII him sweet. The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet. 1367 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:06,237 This is the fIower that smiIes on everyone to show his teeth as white as whaIe's bone. 1368 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:10,956 And consciences that wiII not die in debt give him the due of honey-tongued Boyet. 1369 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,879 A bIister on his sweet tongue with my heart that put Armado's page out of his part! 1370 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:18,151 See where it comes! Behaviour, what wert thou tiII this man show'd thee 1371 01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,952 and what art thou now? 1372 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,117 AII haiI, sweet madam, and fair time of day. 1373 01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,435 Fair in ''aII haiI'' is fouI, as I conceive. 1374 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:29,359 - Construe my speeches better, if you may. - Then wish me better. I wiII give you Ieave. 1375 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:35,396 We came to visit you and purpose now to Iead you to our court. 1376 01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:37,192 Vouchsafe it, then . 1377 01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:40,391 This fieId shaII hoId me and so hoId your vow. 1378 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,192 Nor God, nor I, deIights in perjured men . 1379 01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:44,708 Rebuke me not for that which you provoke. 1380 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,637 The virtue of your eye must break my oath. 1381 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,638 You nickname Virtue? Vice you shouId have spoke. 1382 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,240 For Virtue's office never breaks men 's troth. 1383 01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:54,191 Now, by my maiden honour, 1384 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,834 yet as pure as the unsuIIied IiIy, I protest, 1385 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:59,030 a worId of torment though I shouId endure, 1386 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:01,150 I wouId not yieId to be your house's guest. 1387 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:06,228 So much I hate a breaking cause to be of heavenIy oaths vow'd with integrity. 1388 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:13,038 O, you have Iived in desoIation here, unseen , unvisited, much to our shame. 1389 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:16,675 Not so, my Iord. It is not so, I swear. 1390 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:20,190 We have had pastimes here and pIeasant game. 1391 01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:23,073 A mess of Russians Ieft us but of Iate. 1392 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:24,838 How, madam? Russians? 1393 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:30,193 Ay, in truth, my Iord. Trim gaIIants, fuII of courtship and of state. 1394 01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:33,232 Madam, speak true. It is not so, my Iord. 1395 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:37,592 My Iady, to the manner of the days, in courtesy gives undeserving praise. 1396 01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:41,030 We four indeed confronted were with four in Russian habit. 1397 01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:43,469 Here they stay'd an hour and taIk'd apace, 1398 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:46,512 and in that hour, my Iord, they did not bIess us with one happy word. 1399 01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:52,389 I dare not caII them fooIs but this I think, when fooIs are thirsty, they wouId fain have drink. 1400 01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:58,117 This jest is dry to me. Fair gentIe sweet, your wit makes wise things fooIish. 1401 01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:03,553 When we greet, with eyes best seeing, heaven 's fiery eye, by Iight we Iose Iight. 1402 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:07,070 Your capacity is of that nature that to your huge store, 1403 01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:10,715 wise things seem fooIish and rich things but poor. 1404 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:15,390 - This proves you wise and rich, for in my eye... - I'm a fooI and fuII of poverty. 1405 01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:17,908 But that you take what doth to you beIong. 1406 01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:20,030 It were a fauIt to snatch words from my tongue. 1407 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:22,275 O, I am yours, and aII that I possess! 1408 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:24,231 AII the fooI mine? 1409 01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:26,077 I cannot give you Iess. 1410 01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,315 Which of the vizards was it that you wore? 1411 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:31,272 Where? When ? What vizard? Why demand you this? 1412 01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:36,713 There, then , that vizard, that superfIuous case, that hid the worse and show'd the better face. 1413 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:39,991 We are descried! They'II mock us now downright. 1414 01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:42,952 Let us confess and turn it to a jest. 1415 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,833 Amazed, my Iord? Why Iooks Your Highness sad? 1416 01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:48,155 HeIp, hoId his brow! He'II swoon ! 1417 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,317 Why Iook you paIe? Sea-sick, I think, coming from Muscovy... 1418 01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:53,999 Thus pour the stars down pIagues for perjury. 1419 01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:56,235 Can any face of brass hoId Ionger out? 1420 01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:59,590 Here stand I. Lady, dart thy skiII at me. 1421 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:04,191 Bruise me with scorn , confound me with a fIout. Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance. 1422 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:07,152 Cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit. 1423 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:13,160 And I wiII wish thee never more to dance, nor never more in Russian habit wait. 1424 01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:18,069 O, never wiII I trust to speeches penn 'd, nor to the motion of a schooIboy's tongue, 1425 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:23,433 nor come in vizard to my friend, nor woo in rhyme, Iike a bIind harper's song. 1426 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:27,472 Taffeta phrases, siIken terms precise, 1427 01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:31,115 three-piIed hyperboIes, spruce affectation , figures pedanticaI. 1428 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:35,551 These summer fIies have bIown me fuII of maggot ostentation . 1429 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:40,709 I do forswear them. And I here protest. 1430 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:45,311 By this white gIove... how white the hand, God knows. 1431 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:52,277 Henceforth, my wooing mind shaII be express'd in russet yeas and honest, kersey noes. 1432 01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:54,311 And, to begin ... 1433 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:57,875 Wench...so God heIp me, Ia! 1434 01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,589 Sans sans, I pray you . 1435 01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,872 Yet I have a trick of the oId rage. Bear with me, I'm sick. I'II Ieave it by degrees. 1436 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:11,911 These Iords are visited. 1437 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:17,632 You're not free, for the Iord's tokens on you do I see. 1438 01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:19,910 No, they are free that gave these tokens to us. 1439 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:22,679 Our states are forfeit. Seek not to undo us. 1440 01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:27,111 It is not so, for how can this be true, that you stand forfeit, being those that sue? 1441 01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:29,071 Peace! For I wiII not have to do with you . 1442 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,111 Nor shaII not, if I do as I intend. 1443 01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:35,238 Speak for yourseIves. My wit is at an end. 1444 01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:38,636 Teach us, sweet madam, for our rude transgression , 1445 01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:43,515 - some fair excuse. - The fairest is confession . 1446 01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:50,678 Were not you here but even now disguised? 1447 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,473 Madam, I was. 1448 01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:55,511 And were you weII advised? 1449 01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:59,479 I was, fair madam. 1450 01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:04,640 When you then were here, what did you whisper in your Iady's ear? 1451 01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,558 That more than aII the worId I did respect her. 1452 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,990 When she shaII chaIIenge this, you wiII reject her. 1453 01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:13,998 - Upon mine honour, no. - Peace, peace! Forbear. 1454 01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:17,077 Your oath once broke, you force not to forswear. 1455 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,429 Despise me when I break this oath of mine. 1456 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:22,517 I wiII...and therefore keep it. 1457 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:27,752 RosaIine, what did the Russian whisper in your ear? 1458 01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:33,631 Madam, he swore that he did hoId me dear as precious eyesight 1459 01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:35,830 and did vaIue me above this worId, 1460 01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:40,795 adding thereto moreover that he wouId wed me, or eIse die my Iover. 1461 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:44,074 God give thee joy of him. 1462 01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:48,159 The nobIe Iord most honourabIy doth keep his word. 1463 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:49,918 What mean you , madam? 1464 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:52,520 By my Iife, my troth, Inever made this Iady such an oath. 1465 01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:54,790 By heaven , you did! 1466 01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:56,671 And to confirm it pIain , you gave me this. 1467 01:34:57,480 --> 01:34:59,914 But take it, sir, again . 1468 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:02,394 My faith and this, the Princess I did give. 1469 01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:05,714 I knew her by this jeweI on her sIeeve. 1470 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,389 Pardon me, sir, this jeweI did she wear. 1471 01:35:09,440 --> 01:35:14,036 And Lord Berowne, I thank him, is my dear. 1472 01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:18,517 What wiII you have me, or your pearI again ? 1473 01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:21,632 Neither of either. I remit both twain . 1474 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:23,671 Hmm! 1475 01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:26,716 I see the trick on 't. 1476 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:30,116 Here was a consent, knowing aforehand of our merriment. 1477 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:35,188 The Iadies did change favours. And then we, foIIowing the signs, woo'd but the signs of she. 1478 01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:39,153 Now, to our perjury to add more terror, we are again forsworn in wiII and error. 1479 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,395 Much upon this it is. 1480 01:35:41,440 --> 01:35:45,752 And might not you forestaII our sport to make us thus untrue? 1481 01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:48,917 FuII merriIy hath this brave manage, this career, been run . 1482 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:51,713 Lo, he's tiIting straight! Peace! I've done. 1483 01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:53,751 (Drum) 1484 01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:58,238 WeIcome, pure wit! Thou partest a fair fray. 1485 01:35:58,280 --> 01:36:01,716 O Lord, sir, they wouId know whether the three Worthies shaII come in or no. 1486 01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:04,513 - Go bid them prepare. - We wiII turn it fineIy off, sir. 1487 01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,312 We wiII take some care. 1488 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:08,669 Berowne, they wiII shame us. 1489 01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:11,154 - Let them not approach. - We are shame-proof, my Iord. 1490 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:14,397 And 'tis some poIicy to have one show worse than the King's and his company. 1491 01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:16,396 I say they shaII not come in . 1492 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:19,477 Nay, my good Iord, Iet me o'erruIe you now. 1493 01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,910 That sport best pIeases that doth Ieast know how. 1494 01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:28,592 Where zeaI strives to content, and the contents dies in the zeaI of that which it presents. 1495 01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:32,110 Their form confounded makes most form in mirth, 1496 01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:35,118 where great things Iabouring perish in their birth. 1497 01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:37,720 A right description of our sport, my Iord. 1498 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:45,432 Anointed, I impIore so much of your royaI sweet breath that wouId utter a brace of words. 1499 01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:48,472 - Doth this man serve God? - Why ask you? 1500 01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:50,829 He speaks not Iike a man of God's making. 1501 01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:52,996 That is aII one, my fair, sweet, honey monarch, 1502 01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:55,600 for, I protest, the schooImaster is exceeding fantasticaI 1503 01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:58,473 too, too vain , too, too vain ! 1504 01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:01,910 But I wiII put it down , as they say, to ''fortuna de Ia guerra''. 1505 01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:06,033 I wish you the peace of mind, most royaI coupIement! 1506 01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:10,751 - (Laughter) - Shh! 1507 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:14,398 Here is Iike to be a goodIy presence of Worthies. 1508 01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:17,159 He presents Hector of Troy. 1509 01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:19,714 The swain , Pompey the Great. 1510 01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:22,069 - The parish curate, AIexander. - (Laughter) 1511 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:24,236 Armado's page, HercuIes. 1512 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:26,953 The pedant, Judas Maccabaeus. 1513 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:35,272 I Pompey am. 1514 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:38,118 - You Iie, you're not he. - I Pompey am! 1515 01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:40,754 - With Iibbard's head on knee! - WeII said, oId mocker. 1516 01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,438 I must needs be friends with thee. 1517 01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:44,038 I Pompey am! 1518 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:46,275 Pompey surnamed the Big. 1519 01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,117 The Great! 1520 01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:50,151 (Laughter) 1521 01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:53,397 'Tis Great, sir... Pompey surnamed the Great. 1522 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:59,117 That oft in fieId, with targe and shieId, did make my foe to sweat. 1523 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:03,790 And traveIIing aIong this coast, I here am come by chance, 1524 01:38:03,840 --> 01:38:09,517 and Iay my arms before the Iegs of this sweet Iass of France. 1525 01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:16,160 If your Iadyship wouId say, ''Thanks, Pompey,'' I had done. 1526 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,316 Great thanks, Great Pompey. 1527 01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:22,035 It's not so much worth, but I hope I was perfect. I made a IittIe fauIt in ''Great''. 1528 01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:26,237 My hat to a ha'penny, Pompey proves the best Worthy. 1529 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:32,831 (AppIause) 1530 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:43,673 (NervousIy ) When in the worId I Iived, I was the worId's commander. 1531 01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:45,392 Louder ! 1532 01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:53,150 By east, by west, by north...south... 1533 01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:55,911 ..I spread my conquering might. 1534 01:38:56,640 --> 01:39:01,760 My scutcheon pIain decIares that I am AIisander... 1535 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,360 Your nose says, no, you're not, for it stands too right. 1536 01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,868 Your nose smeIIs no in this, most tender-smeIIing knight. 1537 01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:09,514 The conqueror is dismay'd. 1538 01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:11,755 Proceed, good AIexander. 1539 01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:15,713 - (Very nervousIy ) When in the worId I Iived... - (Groaning) 1540 01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:17,910 ..I was the worId's commander. 1541 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:20,918 - Most true 'tis right you were so Alisander - (SIow cIapping) 1542 01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:23,349 - Pompey the Great! - Your servant and Costard. 1543 01:39:23,400 --> 01:39:26,392 Take away the conqueror, take away AIisander. 1544 01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:31,116 O, sir, you have overthrown AIisander the Conqueror! 1545 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,435 A conqueror and afeard to speak? 1546 01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:37,917 - Run away for shame, AIisander. - Aw! 1547 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:40,713 There, an 't shaII pIease you , a fooIish miId man . 1548 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:43,638 An honest man , Iook you , and soon dashed. 1549 01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:47,275 He is a marveIIous good neighbour, faith, and a very good bowIer. 1550 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:51,711 But, for AIisander, aIas, you see how it is... 1551 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:53,557 a IittIe o'erparted. 1552 01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:58,036 But there are Worthies a-coming wiII speak their mind in some other sort. 1553 01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:00,071 Stand aside, good Pompey. 1554 01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:10,875 Great HercuIes is presented by this imp, 1555 01:40:10,920 --> 01:40:15,198 whose cIub kiII'd Cerberus, the three-headed canis. 1556 01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:20,233 And when he was a babe, a chiId, a shrimp, 1557 01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:24,353 thus did he strangIe serpents in his...manus. 1558 01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:25,753 (Amused shouts) 1559 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:30,794 Quoniam, he seemeth in minority, ergo I come with this apoIogy. 1560 01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:44,592 Keep some state in thy exit and vanish. 1561 01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:46,631 (Laughter) 1562 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,832 I Judas am. 1563 01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:57,269 - A Judas? - (Hissing) 1564 01:40:57,320 --> 01:41:01,074 Not Iscariot, sir. Judas ycIiped Maccabaeus. 1565 01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:04,795 Judas Maccabaeus cIipt is pIain Judas. 1566 01:41:04,840 --> 01:41:08,879 - I Judas am. - The more shame for you , Judas. 1567 01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:12,151 - What mean you , sir? - To make Judas hang himseIf. 1568 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:14,873 Begin , sir, you are my eIder. 1569 01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,388 WeII-foIIowed. Judas was hanged on an eIder. 1570 01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:20,273 - I wiII not be put out of countenance. - Because thou hast no face? 1571 01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:24,438 - What is this? - A cittern -head? 1572 01:41:24,480 --> 01:41:27,631 - A head of a bodkin ? - A death 's-face in a ring? 1573 01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:30,956 The face of an oId Roman coin scarce-seen ? 1574 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:34,037 Forward, for we have put thee in countenance. 1575 01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:36,878 - Put me out of countenance. - FaIse, we have given thee faces. 1576 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:39,753 - You've out-faced them aII. - And thou wert a Iion , we wouId do so. 1577 01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:43,713 Therefore, as he is an ass, Iet him go. And so adieu , sweet Jude! 1578 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:48,712 - Nay why dost thou stay? - For the latter end of his name 1579 01:41:48,760 --> 01:41:50,512 For the ass to the Jude Give it hi 1580 01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:53,597 Jud...ass! 1581 01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:57,553 This is not generous, not gentIe, not humbIe. 1582 01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:00,828 (Ripping) 1583 01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:03,952 A Iight for Monsieur Judas! It grows dark, he may stumbIe. 1584 01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:08,437 AIas, poor Maccabaeus, how hath he been baited! 1585 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:11,631 Hide thy head, AchiIIes. Here comes Hector in arms. 1586 01:42:11,680 --> 01:42:16,151 - But is this Hector ? - I think Hector was not so clean -tibered 1587 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:19,749 - His leg is too big for Hector 's - More calf certain 1588 01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,075 No, he is best endued in the smaII. 1589 01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:28,758 - This cannot be Hector. - He's a god or a painter, for he makes faces. 1590 01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:35,833 The armipotent Mars. 1591 01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:43,353 Of Iances...the AImighty...gave Hector a gift. 1592 01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:45,118 A giIt nutmeg! 1593 01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:46,912 - A Iemon ? - Stuck with cIoves. 1594 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:55,350 The armipotent Mars. 1595 01:42:55,400 --> 01:43:01,157 Of Iances, the AImighty...gave Hector a gift. 1596 01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:04,720 The heir of IIion . 1597 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:08,833 A man so breathed that certain he wouId fight, 1598 01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:13,431 yea, from morn tiII night, from out of his paviIion . 1599 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:16,993 I...am that fIower! 1600 01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:19,759 - That mint. - That coIumbine. 1601 01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:21,631 Sweet Lord LongaviIIe, rein thy tongue! 1602 01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:24,194 I must rather give it the rein , for it runs against Hector. 1603 01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,595 Ay, and Hector's a greyhound. 1604 01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:29,108 The sweet war-man is dead and rotten . 1605 01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:32,630 Sweet chucks, beat not the bones of the buried. 1606 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:36,034 When he breathed, he was a man . 1607 01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:38,071 But I wiII forward with my device. 1608 01:43:40,520 --> 01:43:43,080 Sweet royaIty, bestow on me the benefit of hearing. 1609 01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:46,351 Speak, brave Hector, we are much deIighted. 1610 01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:48,789 This Hector far surmounted HannibaI. 1611 01:43:48,840 --> 01:43:52,913 - The party is gone... - FeIIow Hector, she is gone! 1612 01:43:52,960 --> 01:43:55,838 - She is two months on her way. - What sayest thou? 1613 01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:58,633 UnIess you pIay the honest Troyan , the poor wench is cast away. 1614 01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:02,639 She's quick. The chiId brags in her beIIy aIready. 'Tis yours! 1615 01:44:02,680 --> 01:44:05,797 Dost thou infamonize me among potentates? Thou shaIt die. 1616 01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:08,513 Then shaII Hector be whipped for Jaquenetta that is quick by him 1617 01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:10,551 and hanged for Pompey that is dead by him. 1618 01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:13,751 - Most rare Pompey! - Renowned Pompey! 1619 01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:17,873 Greater than great great great Great Pompey! Pompey the Huge! 1620 01:44:17,920 --> 01:44:22,152 - Hector trembles - By the North PoIe, I chaIIenge thee. 1621 01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:26,830 I wiII not fight with a poIe, Iike a northern man . I'II sIash! I'II do it by the sword! 1622 01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:29,553 I bepray you , Iet me borrow my arms again . 1623 01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:34,116 - Room for the incensed Worthies! - I'II do it in my shirt. 1624 01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:38,119 - Most resoIute Pompey! - Master, Iet me take you a buttonhoIe Iower. 1625 01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:41,470 Do you not see Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean you? 1626 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:43,909 (Whispers) You wiII Iose your reputation . 1627 01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:50,237 GentIemen and soIdiers, pardon me. 1628 01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:54,831 - I wiII not combat in my shirt. - What reason hast thou you for it? 1629 01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:58,236 The naked truth of it is... 1630 01:44:59,440 --> 01:45:01,954 ..I have no shirt. 1631 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,389 I go wooIward for penance. 1632 01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:20,077 God save you , madam! 1633 01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:25,199 WeIcome, Mercade, but that thou interrupt'st our merriment? 1634 01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:31,190 I am sorry, madam, for the news I bring is heavy in my tongue. 1635 01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:35,199 - The King, your father... - Dead, for my Iife... 1636 01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:36,912 Even so. 1637 01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:40,071 My tale is told 1638 01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:16,792 For mine own part, I breathe free breath. 1639 01:46:16,840 --> 01:46:19,673 I have seen the day of wrong through the IittIe hoIe of discretion 1640 01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:21,836 and I wiII right myseIf Iike a soIdier. 1641 01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:29,431 How fares Your Majesty? 1642 01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,318 Boyet, prepare. I wiII away tonight. 1643 01:46:35,920 --> 01:46:37,911 Prepare, I say. 1644 01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:45,076 I thank you , gracious Iords, for aII your fair endeavours. 1645 01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:48,510 And entreat, out of a new-sad souI, 1646 01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:51,791 that you vouchsafe in your rich wisdom to excuse or hide 1647 01:46:51,840 --> 01:46:54,513 the IiberaI opposition of our spirits. 1648 01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:58,235 If over-boIdIy we have borne ourseIves in the converse of breath... 1649 01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:01,959 ..your gentIeness was guiIty of it. 1650 01:47:03,440 --> 01:47:06,000 FareweII, worthy Iord. 1651 01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:10,794 A heavy heart bears not a nimbIe tongue. 1652 01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:18,550 Excuse me so, coming too short of thanks, for my great suit so easiIy obtain 'd. 1653 01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:23,071 The extreme parts of time extremeIy forms aII causes to the purpose of his speed, 1654 01:47:23,120 --> 01:47:27,671 and often at his very Ioose decides that which Iong process couId not arbitrate. 1655 01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:32,872 And though the mourning brow of progeny forbid the smiling courtesy of love 1656 01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:35,354 the holy suit which fain it would convince 1657 01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:40,915 Yet since Iove's argument was first on foot, 1658 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:44,509 Iet not the cIoud of sorrow justIe it from what it purposed. 1659 01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:48,439 Since to waiI friends Iost is not by much so whoIesome profitabIe 1660 01:47:48,480 --> 01:47:51,950 as to rejoice at friends but newIy found. 1661 01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:55,709 I understand you not. My griefs are doubIe. 1662 01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,991 Honest pIain words best pierce the ear of grief. 1663 01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:05,830 For your fair sakes have we negIected time, pIay'd fouI pIay with our oaths. 1664 01:48:07,120 --> 01:48:09,998 Your beauty, Iadies, hath much deform'd us, 1665 01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:13,589 fashioning our humours even to the opposed end of our intents. 1666 01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:17,592 And what in us hath seem'd ridicuIous, 1667 01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:20,074 as Iove is fuII of unbefitting strains, 1668 01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:23,510 aII wanton as a chiId, skipping and vain , 1669 01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,915 form'd by the eye, and therefore Iike the eye, 1670 01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:29,270 fuII of strange shapes, of habits and of forms, 1671 01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:31,788 varying in subjects as the eye doth roII 1672 01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:33,876 to every varied object in its gIance. 1673 01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:40,998 Which parti-coated presence of Ioose Iove put on by us, 1674 01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:44,749 if, in your heavenIy eye, have misbecomed our oaths and gravities... 1675 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:49,952 ..those heavenIy eyes that Iooked into these fauIts suggested us to make. 1676 01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:55,709 Therefore, Iadies, our Iove being yours, the error that Iove makes is Iikewise yours. 1677 01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:04,871 for ever to be true to those that make us both. 1678 01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:07,558 Fair Iadies, you ! 1679 01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:10,160 We have received your Ietters fuII of Iove. 1680 01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:13,833 Your favours, the ambassadors of Iove. 1681 01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:18,510 And in our maiden counciI, rated them for courtship, pIeasant jest and courtesy, 1682 01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:21,870 as bombast and as Iining to the time. 1683 01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:25,196 But more devout than this in our respects have we not been . 1684 01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:31,757 And therefore met your Ioves in their own fashion ...Iike a merriment. 1685 01:49:33,720 --> 01:49:36,757 Our Ietters, madam, show'd much more than jest. 1686 01:49:36,800 --> 01:49:40,554 - So did our Iooks. - We did not quote them so. 1687 01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:44,559 Now, at the Iatest minute of the hour, grant us your Ioves. 1688 01:49:46,280 --> 01:49:50,558 A time, methinks, too short to make a worId-without-end bargain in . 1689 01:49:51,720 --> 01:49:54,314 No, no, my Iord. 1690 01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:58,558 Your Grace is perjured much, fuII of dear guiItiness. 1691 01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,277 And therefore this. 1692 01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:09,077 If for my Iove, as there is no such cause you wiII do aught, this shaII you do for me. 1693 01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:12,275 Your oath I wiII not trust, 1694 01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:16,393 but go with speed to some forIorn and naked hermitage, 1695 01:50:16,440 --> 01:50:18,670 remote from aII the pIeasures of the worId. 1696 01:50:19,600 --> 01:50:24,833 There stay untiI the tweIve ceIestiaI signs have brought about the annuaI reckoning. 1697 01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:32,075 If this austere, insociabIe Iife change not your offer made in heat of bIood... 1698 01:50:33,360 --> 01:50:40,072 ..if frosts and fasts, hard Iodging and thin weeds nip not the gaudy bIossoms of your Iove... 1699 01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:44,396 ..but that it bear this triaI and Iast Iove... 1700 01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:48,750 ..then , at the expiration of the year, 1701 01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:53,476 come, chaIIenge me, chaIIenge me by these deserts... 1702 01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:59,873 ..and by this virgin paIm now kissing thine, I wiII be thine. 1703 01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:04,075 And tiII that instant, 1704 01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:08,113 shut my woefuI seIf up in a mournfuI house, 1705 01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:12,870 raining the tears of Iamentation for the remembrance of my father's death. 1706 01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:18,517 If this thou do deny, Iet our hands part... 1707 01:51:20,560 --> 01:51:23,711 ..neither entitIed in the other's heart. 1708 01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:28,390 If this, or more than this, I wouId deny, to fIatter up these powers of mine with rest, 1709 01:51:28,440 --> 01:51:31,796 the sudden hand of death cIose up mine eye. 1710 01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:35,471 Hence hermit then . 1711 01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:42,995 My heart is in thy breast. 1712 01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:45,679 But what to me, my Iove? But what to me? 1713 01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:51,238 - A wife? - A beard, fair heaIth and honesty. 1714 01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:54,078 With three-foId Iove, I wish you aII these three. 1715 01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:57,749 O, shaII I say, I thank you , gentIe wife? 1716 01:51:57,800 --> 01:51:59,870 Not so, my Iord. 1717 01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:04,948 A tweIvemonth and a day, I'II mark no words that smooth-faced wooers say. 1718 01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,036 Come when the King doth to my Iady come. 1719 01:52:07,080 --> 01:52:11,278 Then , if I have much Iove, I'II give you some. 1720 01:52:12,480 --> 01:52:15,836 I'II serve thee true and faithfuIIy tiII then . 1721 01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:20,395 Yet swear not, Iest ye be forsworn again . 1722 01:52:20,440 --> 01:52:22,476 What says Maria? 1723 01:52:24,080 --> 01:52:29,518 At the tweIvemonth end, I'II change my bIack gown for a faithfuI friend. 1724 01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,278 Studies, my Iady? 1725 01:52:32,320 --> 01:52:34,436 Mistress, Iook on me. 1726 01:52:34,480 --> 01:52:39,998 BehoId the window of my heart, mine eye, what humbIe suit attends thy answer there. 1727 01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:44,198 Impose some service on me for thy Iove. 1728 01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:48,233 Oft have I heard of you , my Lord Berowne, before I saw you . 1729 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:52,558 And the worId's Iarge tongue procIaims you for a man repIete with mocks, 1730 01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,398 fuII of comparisons and wounding fIouts, 1731 01:52:55,440 --> 01:52:59,399 which you on aII estates wiII execute that come within the mercy of your wit. 1732 01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:08,311 To weed this wormwood from your fruitfuI brain , and therewithaI to win me, if you pIease, 1733 01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:11,033 without the which I am not to be won , 1734 01:53:11,080 --> 01:53:13,799 you shaII this tweIvemonth term from day to day 1735 01:53:13,840 --> 01:53:18,152 visit the speechIess sick and stiII converse with groaning wretches. 1736 01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:23,433 And your task shaII be, with aII the fierce endeavour of your wit... 1737 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:27,039 ..to enforce the pained impotent to smiIe. 1738 01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:29,719 To move wiId Iaughter in the throat of death? 1739 01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:31,671 It cannot be. It's impossibIe. 1740 01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:33,676 Mirth cannot move a souI in agony. 1741 01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:36,154 Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit, 1742 01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:41,115 whose infIuence is begot of that Ioose grace, which shaIIow Iaughing hearers give to fooIs. 1743 01:53:41,160 --> 01:53:44,436 A jest's prosperity Iies in the ear of him that hears it, 1744 01:53:44,480 --> 01:53:46,277 never in the tongue of him that makes it. 1745 01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:49,835 Then if sickIy ears, deaf'd with the cIamours of their own dear groans, 1746 01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:54,874 wiII hear your idIe scorns, continue then and I wiII have you and that fauIt withaI. 1747 01:53:54,920 --> 01:53:59,596 But if they wiII not, throw away that spirit and I shaII find you empty of that fauIt, 1748 01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:01,835 right joyfuI of your reformation . 1749 01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:04,872 A tweIvemonth? 1750 01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:11,188 WeII, befaII what wiII befaII, I'II jest a tweIvemonth in a hospitaI. 1751 01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:15,711 And so I take my Ieave. 1752 01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:20,589 No, madam. We wiII bring you on your way. 1753 01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:28,069 Our wooing doth not end Iike an oId pIay. Jack hath not JiII. 1754 01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:30,953 These Iadies' courtesy might weII have made our sport a comedy. 1755 01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:34,549 Come, sir, it wants a tweIvemonth and a day and then 'twiII end. 1756 01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:38,153 That's too Iong for a pIay. 1757 01:54:38,200 --> 01:54:41,829 - Sweet Majesty, vouchsafe me. - Was not that Hector? 1758 01:54:41,880 --> 01:54:46,078 - The worthy knight of Troy. - I wiII kiss thy royaI finger and take Ieave. 1759 01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:48,111 I am a votary. 1760 01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:53,837 I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hoId the pIough for her sweet Iove three years. 1761 01:54:54,880 --> 01:54:57,678 But, most esteemed greatness, wiII you hear the diaIogue 1762 01:54:57,720 --> 01:55:02,271 that the two Iearned men have compiIed in praise of the owI and the cuckoo? 1763 01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:05,118 It shouId have foIIowed at the end of our show. 1764 01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:07,151 Call them forth quickly We will do so 1765 01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:15,950 & When daisies pied and vioIets bIue 1766 01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:19,754 & And Iady-smocks aII siIver-white 1767 01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:25,318 & And cuckoo-buds of yeIIow hue 1768 01:55:25,360 --> 01:55:30,150 & Do paint the meadows 1769 01:55:31,200 --> 01:55:34,431 & The meadows with deIight 1770 01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:40,669 & The cuckoo then on every tree mocks married men 1771 01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:49,878 & Mocks married men 1772 01:55:50,760 --> 01:55:58,110 & For thus sings he cuckoo! 1773 01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:00,833 & Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 1774 01:56:00,880 --> 01:56:04,589 & O word of fear 1775 01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:10,988 & Unpleasing to a married ear 1776 01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:15,556 & A married ear 1777 01:56:16,720 --> 01:56:20,395 & When icicles hang by the wall 1778 01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:28,033 & And Dick the shepherd blows his nail 1779 01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:36,317 & And Tom bears logs into the hall 1780 01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:46,711 & And milk comes frozen home in pail 1781 01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:54,029 & And bIood is nipp'd and ways be fouI 1782 01:56:54,080 --> 01:57:00,599 & Then nightIy sings the staring owI 1783 01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:06,275 & Tu-whit, tu-who, tu-whit, tu-who 1784 01:57:06,320 --> 01:57:08,880 & Tu -whit tu -who 1785 01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:18,833 & A merry note whiIe greasy Joan doth keeI the pot 1786 01:57:18,880 --> 01:57:26,719 & A merry note 1787 01:57:26,760 --> 01:57:30,992 & WhiIe Joan doth keeI the pot 1788 01:57:32,760 --> 01:57:36,639 The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of ApoIIo. 1789 01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:40,954 ( Thinks) You that way 1790 01:57:43,480 --> 01:57:49,510 & When shepherds pipe on oaten straws 1791 01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:52,677 & And merry Iarks are pIoughmen 's cIocks 1792 01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:58,431 & When turtIes tread, and rooks and daws 1793 01:57:58,480 --> 01:58:02,598 & And rooks and daws 1794 01:58:03,960 --> 01:58:07,430 & And maidens bIeach their summer smocks 1795 01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:11,109 & The cuckoo then on every tree 1796 01:58:11,160 --> 01:58:13,549 & Mocks married men 1797 01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:18,116 & When aII aIoud the wind doth bIow 1798 01:58:18,160 --> 01:58:21,709 & And coughing drowns the parson 's saw 1799 01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:26,550 & And birds sit brooding in the snow 1800 01:58:26,600 --> 01:58:30,309 & And Marian 's nose Iooks red and raw 1801 01:58:30,360 --> 01:58:34,399 & When roasted crabs hiss in the bowI 1802 01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:42,597 & Then nightIy sings the staring owI 1803 01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:45,154 & Tu-who 1804 01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:49,796 & Tu-whit, tu-who, tu-whit, tu-who 1805 01:58:50,680 --> 01:58:53,558 & A merry note 1806 01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:59,675 & Cuckoo cuckoo & WhiIe greasy Joan doth keeI the pot 1807 01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:06,797 & UnpIeasing to a married ear 1808 01:59:06,840 --> 01:59:10,833 & A married ear 1809 01:59:10,880 --> 01:59:14,919 & Cuckoo & A merry note 1810 01:59:14,960 --> 01:59:20,990 & WhiIe greasy Joan doth keeI the pot 1811 01:59:21,040 --> 01:59:24,396 & Doth keeI the pot 1812 01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:26,237 & Cuckoo