嘿，有很多 hey wisecracks Jared again while there are plenty of
最近令我们失望的电影，我们决定时光倒流 recent films that have disappointed us today we decided to go back in time to
2003年夏天，当时我14岁的我早6个小时在排队等候 summer 2003 a time when 14-year old me was waiting in line 6 hours early to
瞥见最终会成为最大的失望之一 catch a glimpse at what would end up being one of the biggest disappointments
我的忠实拥护者欢迎来到Matrix Reloaded上的本睿智版本 of my fanboy life welcome to this wisecrack edition on The Matrix Reloaded
出了什么问题，以及如果您一直住在前面的扰流板之下 what went wrong and in case you've been living under a rock spoilers ahead part
原始矩阵如此出色的原因是 of the reason why the original matrix worked so well was that a couple deep
具有紧密结构的哲学主题受到约瑟夫的重大影响 philosophical themes with a tight structure influenced heavily by Joseph
坎贝尔关于千面英雄中神话的构想 Campbell's idea of the monomyth in the hero with a thousand faces
坎贝尔解释说，英雄的旅程可以分为三个阶段 Campbell explains that a hero's journey can be broken down into three phases
与世界分离，渗透到某种力量和生命 separation from the world a penetration to some source of power and a life
提高回报率这是一种经典的结构，已被使用 enhancing return this is a classic structure one that's been used time and
斯拉夫·季济济奇（Slava Dziedzic），我的意思是丹·哈蒙（Dan Harmon）作家 time again slava Dziedzic I mean Dan Harmon writer
wisecrack最喜欢的Rick和Morty表示，此模型已硬连线到 of wisecrack favorite Rick and Morty says that this model is hardwired into
我们的神经系统，并相信在真空中或由狼抚养我们的故事 our nervous system and trust that in a vacuum or raised by wolves our stories
会遵循这种模式，但是一旦这个周期完成，故事会去哪里 would follow this pattern but where does the story go once this cycle is complete
一旦主人公用坎贝尔的话成为两个世界的主人 once the protagonist has become in Campbell's words master of two worlds in
一个Neos案子freakin超人，这是Wachowski在写作中间隔的问题 a Neos case freakin Superman this is the problem the Wachowski spaced in writing
重装上阵，一旦你的角色，这是一个相当困难的问题 The Matrix Reloaded and it's a pretty difficult problem once your characters
变得无所不能，如何以令人信服的方式制作出有意义的故事弧 become all-powerful how do you craft a meaningful story arc with believable
值得信赖的内部和外部冲突Wachowski解决方案很不错 internal and external conflict to their credit the Wachowski solution is pretty
至少在理论上很聪明，他们不能改变新本质上是这样的事实 smart at least in theory well they can't change the fact that neo is essentially
他们可以问无敌，但是他的神力是否像某人一样 invincible they can ask but what if his godlike powers are as someone in a much
更好的续集曾经说过，这是计划的全部，这构成了中心 better sequel once said that's all part of the plan and this forms the central
在新电影和观众席上重装上阵的《黑客帝国》剧情 plot of the Matrix Reloaded over the course of the film neo and the audience
慢慢地意识到，预言只是控制的另一种形式 slowly realized that the prophecy is just another form of control the one
从来没有打算结束任何事情，而是所有拥有Neos控制权的系统 never meant to end anything it was all another system with control all of Neos
权力不是他超越系统能力的证据 powers aren't evidence of him transcending the system his ability to
做这些事情只是系统的另一部分，换句话说neo不是 do these things are just another part of the system in other words neo isn't
以任何有意义的方式脱离矩阵，而是扮演一个 breaking free from the matrix in any meaningful way but rather playing a
在较大系统中的预定角色，这使我们陷入中心问题 predetermined role in a larger system which brings us to the central problem
现在说电影动作时，我们并不是要打架 of the film action now when we say action we don't mean over-the-top fight
序列中有很多替代我们在这里谈论的是 sequences which there are plenty of instead what we're talking about here is
戏剧性的动作或角色为实现目标而做出的任何选择 dramatic action or any choice that a character makes to advance their goal in
电影的总体情节这些不一定是沉重的选择 the overall plot of the film these don't have to be big weighty choices they can
像卢克决定遵循r2d2的任务一样小，以寻找obi-wan和 be as small as Luke deciding to follow r2d2 on its mission to find obi-wan and
归根结底，矩阵中没有太多戏剧性的动作 when it comes down to it there just isn't much dramatic action in the Matrix
重新加载后，所有Neos的选择都只是一种幻想 Reloaded add in the fact that all of Neos choices are just an illusion
由更大的控制系统创建，您开始意识到 created by a larger system of control and you start to realize that there's
实际上，这里没有任何戏剧性的动作，零拉链却没有被 actually no dramatic action here zero zip none instead were bogged down by
关于确定论的冗长的哲学困惑独白 lengthy philosophically confused monologues about determinism determinism
松散地认为，通过因果关系，未来的每一刻都是 loosely believes that through cause and effect every moment in the future is
由过去的一瞬间决定，就像看多米诺骨牌掉下来一样 dictated by a moment in the past think of it like watching dominoes fall if you
知道哪个多米诺骨牌首先掉下来，您可以确定哪个和第二个然后掉下来，然后 know which domino falls first you can be certain which one falls next and on and
一直持续到最后，Matrix Reloaded秉承了这一理念并开始运作 on and on until the end the Matrix Reloaded takes this philosophy and runs
它的开场实际上是电影的闭幕时刻 with it the opening scene is actually from the film's closing moments
锤击过去的事件已经巩固了电影的 hammering home that the events of the past have already cemented the film's
在场景中结束的三位一体的新梦想带着自行车头盔踢屁股 ending in the scene neo dreams of Trinity kicking ass with a bike helmet
在被枪杀之前，《黑客帝国》已经重启了六次 before being shot factor in that The Matrix has restarted six times already
然后您开始意识到电影的结局不仅是预定的，而且 and you begin to realize that the film's ending isn't just predetermined but that
整个世界从字面上陷入了困境 the whole world has been literally stuck in a loop the punch clock in the guards
午夜办公室罢工显示一个圆和一个字面的字面意思 office strikes midnight showing the literal completion of a circle and a
从一天结束到另一天开始的电影院的无缝过渡， seamless transition from one day's end to another's beginning cinema and the
关键人物在解释他的渗透计划时 key-maker while explaining his plan to infiltrate
塔说他们正好有300 the tower says that they have exactly 300
Neo需要多少秒才能到达建筑师的确切时间 seconds for neo to reach the architect a conspicuously exact amount of time which
恰好是pi的前三位数 happens to be the first three digits of pi
旁注pi也出现在其他地方，例如喷涂在 sidenote pi also shows up in other places too like being spray-painted on
甲骨文公寓外的墙上，这些图像不断提醒我们 the wall outside the Oracles apartment these images are constant reminders that
Neo并没有开辟出一条新路，而是第六次重读了一个圈子 neo isn't blazing a new path but rather retreading a circle for the sixth time
新梦想从梦中醒来，因为只有基努·里维斯（Keanu Reeves）可以表达 neo awakes from this dream worried as only Keanu Reeves can possibly emote
重要的是，除了新选择 importantly there are no choices made in this opening except for neo choosing to
承认我希望我知道我该怎么做，这是我们戏剧化的第一点 admit I wish I knew what I'm supposed to do where is our first point of dramatic
角色决定前进时您第一次询问的动作 action you asked the first moment when a character makes a decision to advance
他或她的目标以及良好的情节还有很长的路要走 his or her goals and the plot well that's a long way off
实际上，这部电影的整整一个小时还相距39分钟 in fact it's another 39 minutes off almost the whole first hour of the film
涉及Morpheus和船员在寻求神谕时玩弄政治 involves Morpheus and crew playing politics while they seek the Oracle
这给了我们难忘的时刻，例如朝圣者要求新来祝福他们 this gives us such memorable moments as pilgrims asking neo to bless their
诸如耶稣未来部落狂欢场面之类的物体和长时间的交谈 objects like Jesus future tribal rave scene 2.0 and a prolonged conversation
在Neo和Hamid的计数之间，以确保观众知道 between neo and counts for Hamid that makes sure the audience knows that the
电影将要引起质疑Neos代理商不会奇怪的是 movie is going to question Neos agency doesn't make one wonder just what is
控制，以便戏剧性的动作什么时候真正开始在这里开始，直到新 control so when does the dramatic action actually start here it's not until neo
终于在主角所在的电影中找到了甲骨文（Oracle）44分钟 finally locates the Oracle 44 minutes into the movie that the protagonist is
完成任务并开始旅程 given their quest and starts their journey
将此与“星球大战”比较，卢克在20岁左右收到Leia的信息 compare this to Star Wars where Luke receives Leia's message at about the 20
分钟标记，当这一刻终于以典型的Matrix Reloaded风格出现时 minute mark and when this moment finally comes in typical Matrix Reloaded style
这部电影决定以其确定性来击败我们的生活 the film decides to beat the living crap out of us with its weighty deterministic
哲学第一，因为您不是来这里就已经做出选择的 philosophy first because you didn't come here to make the choice you've already
使新奇的奇迹他应该怎么做，但 made it neo wonders what he should do but the
甲骨文提醒Neo和查看者不要紧 Oracle reminds neo and the viewers that it doesn't matter
Neos已经做出选择，您是说我必须选择是否Trinity Neos already made his choice are you saying I have to choose whether Trinity
生活或死亡不，我们已经做出选择，现在您必须了解它 lives or dies no we've already made the choice now you have to understand it
如果我们希望Neo在这里做出选择，那是对的 that's right in case we were hoping that neo would make a choice here we were
错误的，所以回顾一下煽动性事件只是一堆哲学上的事情 wrong so to recap the inciting incident is just a bunch of philosophical
博览会提醒我们，neo完全没有代理商，但真正的乐趣却是什么？ exposition that reminds us that neo has no agency at all fun real fun but what
关于Neos任务，您可以说是否到达源头，但要这样做 about Neos quest you can say if you reach the source but to do that
您将需要密钥制作者，让Keema被囚禁 you will need the key-maker the keema is being held prisoner by a
这是最危险的程序，它是最古老的Sufis之一，称为Merovingian yup very dangerous program one of the oldest Sufis it's called the Merovingian yup
Neos的旅程从字面上看是光荣的追求 Neos journey is literally a glorified fetch quest
你知道那些讨厌的收集任务已经毁了RPG you know those obnoxious gathering quests that have been ruining RPGs for
三十年了，但至少在这些任务中，我们知道了为什么要开始 thirty years now but at least in those quests we know why we're starting them
剩下的所有Neos都含糊不清，但不要担心 all Neos left with is vague instructions but don't worry
Wachowski感觉到听众可能会很烦，因此决定 the Wachowski sensing their audience might be getting annoyed now decide to
与特工史密斯一起添加动作场景，并在攻击前给惊喜 add in an action scene with agent smith and surprise surprise before attacking
新史密斯向您发表独白，您猜想它不是我们在这里的确定性 neo smith delivers a monologue on you guessed it determinism we're not here
因为我们有自由，我们在这里，因为我们没有自由，没有逃避的理由 because we're free we're here because we are not free there's no escaping reason
没有否认的目的，因为我们都知道没有目的，我们将不存在 no denying purpose because as we both know without purpose we would not exist
是的，而neo可能会认为他有空Smith试图告诉他，他是 yup while neo might think he's free Smith is trying to tell him that he's
就像顾问Hammond一样，只能通过更大的因果系统找到 only found by a larger system of cause and effect just like counselor Hammond
甲骨文提早取笑，而不是使确定性主题发展 and the Oracle teased earlier instead of having this deterministic theme grow
通过Neos动作自然地完成了Matrix Reloaded决定告诉我们 organically through Neos actions the Matrix Reloaded decides to just tell us
一遍又一遍地笔直，然后我们有另一个动作序列 straight up over and over again then we have another action sequence that
展示了Neos神似的力量，完全没有推进剧情的场景 demonstrates Neos godlike power a scene that doesn't advance the plot at all
加重伤害，这场战斗持续了超过六分钟， adding insult to injury this fight scene goes on for well over six minutes and
看起来它是直接从一个朝代的战士游戏中撕下来一个小时而来的 looks like it was directly ripped from a dynasty Warriors game an hour into the
电影，最后情节开始向新方向发展，摄制组与 film and finally the plot begins to move neo and the crew meet with the
Merovingian与钥匙制造商讨价还价Merovingian是对 Merovingian to haggle over the key-maker the Merovingian is a reference to the
Merovingian秩序据说守卫着一本书，详细说明了 Merovingian order which supposedly guarded a book detailing the location of
与电影的基督教象征保持一致的圣杯，关键的制作者是 the holy grail keeping with the film's christian symbolism the key maker is the
在这里预订，但来源是圣杯，但这不是重装上阵的矩阵 book here while the source is the Grail but this wouldn't be the Matrix Reloaded
没有关于决定论的另一场不必要的演讲，唯一的真理 without another unnecessary speech on determinism the only truth
行动-反应因果一切始于选择，没有错 action-reaction cause-and-effect everything begins with choice no wrong
选择是一种幻觉，以证明他的观点可能是最严重的 choice is an illusion to prove his point in what might go down as the most
一部已经荒谬的电影中的荒谬场景，我们的法国朋友在这里 ridiculous scene in an already ridiculous movie our French friend here
决定送女孩一块蛋糕让她达到性高潮 decides to send a girl a piece of cake designed to make her orgasm yeah that
刚刚发生了，这是第四次向尼奥戏弄他 just happened this is now the fourth ramble sesh teasing to neo that he's
只是弦上的一个p，但Merovingian决定保留 just a puppet on strings but the Merovingian decides to withhold the
关键人物，所以keymakr是我的，我不知道为什么我应该给他 key-maker so keymakr is mine and i see no reason why I should give him
幸运的是，对于Neo和Company而言，不幸的是，对于受众群体 luckily for neo and company and unluckily for the audience the group
无需考虑一个聪明的解决方案来检索密钥生成者 doesn't have to think of a clever solution to retrieve the key maker which
您知道主角在遇到障碍时通常会做什么吗 is you know what protagonists usually do when faced with an obstacle
相反，Merovingians的女友Persephone提供了交换 instead the Merovingians lady friend Persephone offers them up in exchange
和Neo接吻，我给你你想要的，但你必须给我 for a kiss with neo I'll give you what you want but you have to give me
什么，如果你认为那是男性幻想，那你知道 something what and if you think that's male fantasy for you know that the
剧本实际上形容她是因为性和死亡挤进了女人的生意 script actually described her as sex and death squeezed into a woman's business
是由乳胶制成的西装，然后开始了电影的最大动作 suit made of latex yeah then begins the movie's largest action
耗时22分钟或整个电视节目长度的序列，以及 sequence taking up 22 minutes or the length of an entire television show and
如果您考虑一下这个场景，那么如果Neo是 this scene doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it if neo is
就像他所有其他过去一样，在建筑师的手中 just playing into the hands of the architect like all his other past
化身为什么代理人必须追逐密钥制定者 incarnations why is it necessary that the agents chase the key-maker
毕竟，如果放逐者将我无法达到的目标全部删除，他将再见我的目标 the Exile is goodbye my target after all if they delete him the neo can't reach
源并重新集成他的代码，这意味着矩阵是超级 the source and reintegrate his code which means that the matrix is super
因为史密斯特工正在流氓而被拧死了，没有什么可以阻止他的，所以 screwed because Agent Smith is going rogue and there's nothing to stop him so
这部电影中最大的动作片都没有用 both of the film's biggest action set-pieces served no purpose in the
叙述因素，以及浪费了多少时间谈论决定论 narrative factor and how much time has been wasted talking about determinism
并且您意识到这部电影不能花费超过20分钟来推进 and you realize this film can't have spent more than 20 minutes advancing the
情节，但没有太多时间考虑这一点，因为电影进入了 plot but there's not much time to think about this because the film moves into
第三个情节远远超过90分钟 its third plot point well past the 90 minute mark the journey to the source
这本来应该是电影的高潮，但确实不像它 this is supposed to be the climax of the film but it really doesn't feel like it
对于初学者，我们已经知道当小组渗透到 for starters we already know what happens when the group infiltrates the
塔尽管新告诉员工三位一体 Tower despite neo telling Trinity to staff
我们知道她无论如何都会去拍摄 we know that she'll go in anyway and get herself shot as a result meanwhile once
Neo到达了源头，他没有遇到一些无法克服的敌人 neo reaches the source he doesn't come up against some insurmountable foe who
强迫他与自己和宇宙合而为一，因为这 forces him to become one with himself and the universe partially because this
在首部电影中已经发生过，我们获得了典型的Matrix Reloaded Fair already happened in the first film nope we're given typical Matrix Reloaded fair
再次，而不是执行戏剧性的动作，我们更多地阐述了 again instead of fulfilling dramatic action we get more exposition a big ol
信息倾吐是您生命中不平衡方程式的剩余部分之和 information dump your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation
矩阵编程固有的架构师解释了角色 inherent to the programming of the matrix the architect explains the role
预言的内容以及新如何最终将其代码交还给 of the prophecy and how neo must eventually surrender his code to the
像他的五个前任一样在他之前做过矩阵大型机 matrix mainframe like his five predecessors have done before him thus
如果有新人做出选择的希望，可以将锡安从彻底的破坏中拯救出来 saving Zion from complete destruction if there's any hope for neo making a choice
在这里放心，这部电影真是令人痛心地要把他的五个经纪人带走 here rest assured the film is hell-bent on taking away his agency your five
前辈是根据类似的预测（特遣队）设计的 predecessors were by design based on a similar predication a contingent
肯定是要与您的其他人建立深厚的依恋关系 affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your
物种促进了一种的功能，而其他物种在 species facilitating the function of the one while the others experienced this in
一种非常普遍的方式，就是您的经历更具体，签证就更喜欢 a very general way your experience is far more specific visa vie love the
建筑师甚至说neo是专为感觉自己被爱而设计的 architect even says that neo was specifically designed to feel loved more
比他的前辈们更重要 than his predecessors and just to make sure the film really hammers the point
当neo出现时，可以选择保存锡安还是去 home when neo is presented with the choice of either saving Zion or going to
拯救三位一体建筑师提醒我们，我们已经知道您将要做什么 rescue Trinity the architect reminds us we already know what you are going to do
我们不是在五个关于确定论的独白之后 don't we after five monologues on determinism and
造成了影响，我认为是，是的，我们为保护三位一体而采取新行动 caused an effect I think yes yes yes we do neo flies off to save Trinity
在2小时零18分钟后从腹部取出一颗子弹出乎意料的没有 removing a bullet from her abdomen surprising no 1 after 2 hours and 18
几分钟后，观众就想知道他们刚刚看了什么 minutes the audience is left wondering what the hell they just watched
确保屏幕上发生的事件比原始事件多得多 sure a lot more happened on screen than in the original there were more flight
场景更多，人物更多，情节曲折，为什么没有感觉 scenes more characters more plot twists so why does it feel like nothing
真的发生了，答案就在于我们对戏剧性的天生感觉 actually happened the answer here lies in our own natural sense of dramatic
行动这里只有四个主要的情节要点新发现甲骨文新 action there are only four main plot points here neo finds the Oracle neo
找到关键人物Neo到达源头，Neo保存Trinity就是这样 finds the key-maker neo reaches the source and neo saves Trinity that's it
这些瞬间然后被关于确定性的不必要的讲道所稀释 these moments are then diluted by unnecessary sermons on determinism
讲道，如果您可以真正跟随他们，那只会提醒您Neo没有 sermons which if you can actually follow them just remind you that neo has no
如果Neos选择是预先确定的，代理商将如何 agency if Neos choices are predetermined how is
任何应该为他加油的人，更不用说关心发生了什么 anybody supposed to root for him let alone care what happens it seems like
这部长达两个小时的18分钟电影的重点是吸引观众 the entire point of this two-hour 18 minute movie is to get the audience to
问自己可以做些实际的选择，他可以摆脱困境吗？ ask themselves can do actually make choices can he break free from the
控制系统我们以为他已经摆脱了困境 system of control the very same one we thought he already broke free from in
第一部电影而不是回答这个问题，《重装上阵》告诉我们 the first movie instead of answering this the Matrix Reloaded tells us to
观看长达两个小时的《黑客帝国革命》，发现伟大的事物 watch the two-hour long Matrix Revolutions to find out great just great
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