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(SHRIEKS)
To the head bone ? To the head bone
The head bone's connected to the horn bone ? The head bone's connected to the horn bone
The horn bone's right above the wing bones ? The horn bone's right above the wing bones ?
(小怪兽们的欢笑声) (LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)
- (吼叫) - 啊！ (GROWLS) Ah!
- 我吓到你了！ - 才没有。 I scared you! No, you didn't.
还记得我们校外教学的规矩吗？ Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
不推挤不咬人，还有，不准喷火 Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
我刚刚说什么来着？ (ROARS) What did I just say?
Eighteen, nineteen...
嗯，少了一个，是谁不见啦？ Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
哦，麦克华斯基 Oh. Mike Wazowski.
谢了，乔。祝你早日完成那份填字游戏 Thanks, Joe.
Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
－抱歉，麦克，我没看见你。－没关系。 Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
That's okay.
我在车上找到五分钱 可惜没有口袋可以装 When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
I wish I had pockets.
好了，开始分组 大家去找各自的组员 Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
我们一起吧，杰瑞米？呃好吧，没关系 Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
海莉？你已经跟克莱儿组啦？ 好吧，她是个好伙伴 Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
罗素！我是麦克！麦克，麦克华斯基 Russell.
Mike? Wazowski?
We car-pool?
我们是亲戚啊……好吧 We're cousins. BOTH: Hey!
Okay. Good catching up.
－祝你们同组愉快！ －麦克，看来今天又是我们同组了 Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
(AGREES NERVOUSLY)
(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
－快点，凯伦，我们得跟上大家！ －请别叫我凯伦 Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
(LAUGHING) Please don't call me Karen.
现在请你们稍微站拢一些 这里是一个非常危险的区域 TOUR GUIDE: Now, stay close together.
We're entering a very dangerous area.
欢迎来到惊吓区 Welcome to the Scare Floor.
LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!
(MALE MONSTER CHATTERING ON PA)
(WORKERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
我们就是在这里收集惊吓能源 来供应整个怪兽世界的用电 TOUR GUIDE: This is where we collect the Scream Energy
to power our whole world. (ALL GASP)
那么谁可以告诉我 在这里工作的人叫什么呀？ And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
－惊吓专员！－没错 ALL: Scarers!
现在谁可以让我见识一下 最可怕的怒吼啊 That's right!
Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
－我！我！ －先生，两点钟方向有只绿色的小家伙！ ALL: Me, me, me!
Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
two o'clock! (ROARS)
No, it's like this. (ROARS)
－嘿，你瞧这个。－我真的很会怒吼的！ Hey, guys, watch this one. (ROARS)
Hey, I got a really good...
(BOTH ROARING)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
ALL: (GASPING) Wow!
Whoa.
喔嗨，小朋友们。 你们是来这里上户外课程的吗？ Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?
是的，我们来这里了解惊吓能源 Yeah! MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
We're here to learn about Scream Energy
还有如何成为惊吓专员 and what it takes to be a Scarer.
嗯，你们运气不错喔 Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.
因为我刚好就是个惊吓专员
而我的所有知识都来自于我的母校 －怪兽大学－ I learned everything I know from my school,
Monsters University.
那是怪兽世界最好的大学 Whoa.
想得美，恐怖科大才是顶尖 It's the best Scaring School there is.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
好吧，你们在一旁看我们工作 再告诉我们哪间大学比较棒，好吗？ Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
当然是怪兽大学 (WHISPERS) MU is.
(BELL RINGING)
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA: West coast coming onli.
Scarers coming o.
不要再往前走啰， 请你们待在线后面 MALE SCARER: Oops. Stop right there.
Don't cross over that safety line.
人类小孩的毒性可是很强的 Human children are extremely toxic.
－你们看那个！－嘿，别碰我的眼睛！ Look at that! (LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
LITTLE MONSTER 1: Look at that! It's amazing!
LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
不好意思，大伙儿 能不能让矮的人站前面 ALL: Wow! MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
How about we do tallest in the back? (GASPS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
－看，他要进去了！－吓死他们！ LITTLE MONSTER 3: Look, he's going to
do a real scare! (PANTING)
(ROARS) (MIKE SIGHS)
－酷毙了，我也想成为惊吓专员 －拜托，我也想看一下 Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
Yeah. Me, too.
Come on, guys. I want to see.
一边玩去，华斯基。 你这辈子根本别想进惊吓专区 Out of the way, Wazowski.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
(RATTLING)
－布莱恩，不要超过安全线 －葛雷夫老师 Brian! Do not step over the line.
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
麦克超过线了
(GASPS) Michael!
麦克！！！
(DOOR CREAKING)
－看吧，我就说他好好的 －我觉得好像听到什么 MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
FATHER: Well, I thought I heard something.
(SCRATCHING)
(BOY GASPS)
(BOY SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)
怎么了？ What?
(ALL CHATTERING) Are you okay?
FEMALE MONSTER: You could have gotten hurt!
那真的太危险了，孩子 我都不晓得你在房间里 That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
哇，我都不晓得你进了房间 (CHUCKLES)
不赖啊，孩子 Not bad, kid.
麦克，这时候你该对自己说些什么？ Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
要怎样才能成为惊吓专员？ How do I become a Scarer?
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
到站了，怪兽大学。有要下车的吗？ Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
(SIGHS)
好了各位，我不想显得太矫情 不过这是一个重要的时刻 Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
but everything in my life has led to this moment.
希望这不只是我梦想的开始 更是我们所有人梦想的开始 Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
but the beginning of all of our dreams.
格莱迪，要继续参加试镜喔 Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
玛莉，不要放弃寻找你的另一半 Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
菲尔，要继续擦药膏 脸上那些东西才会好得快 Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
祝各位日后一帆风顺 谢谢你们大家！ I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
(MIKE PANTING)
好吧，我感动得快哭了。下你的车吧 I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
(EXHALES)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
（怪兽大学）
嗨，你好吗 Hello. How are you doing? (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
Ah!
Whoo-hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
Come on, put all you have into it!
好，清单上的第一件事：注册 Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.
你好，新生。我是注册管理处的杰， Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
我是来告诉你：新生注册请走那边！ and I'm here to say that registration is thataway!
－谢了，杰。－祝你第一天事事顺利！ Okay, Jay.
Have a great first day.
嗨，我是凯。这是你的新生资料袋 Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
谢谢你，凯 Thanks, Kay.
你可以把包包寄放在这里 然后去让崔替你照相 You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
－说"万岁！"－万岁！ Say hooray! Hooray!
我简直不敢相信…… 我终于成为一个大学生了！ I can't believe it.
I'm officially a college student!
嗨！你们好，我是菲 由我在这美好的一天为你们做校园导览！ Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
(TOUR PARTICIPANTS CHATTERING)
这里是实验室，学生们在这里学习 FAY: Here are the labs where students learn
如何设计和建造 通往人类世界的大门 to design and build the doors to the human world.
(DOOR BUZZING)
教授刚好要测试一扇门了！ Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
怪大学生餐厅提供各式美食 The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.
我认为我们拥有全世界最美味的自助餐 I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
哦耶！ Oh! Yeah!
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
学校有各种科系可供选读 The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
而怪大最热门的科系，就是惊吓学院 but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
(ALL MURMURING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
欢迎加入辩论社！我们很高兴…… Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.
我不同意，我认为快乐并不是可以理论… I disagree for the following reasons.
True happiness is a theoretical construct...
嗨！记得随时观望天空还有天文社！ Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
at the astronomy club!
-= 艺术社 =-
快点来加入即兴表演社！ 你会希望你从来、没有、总是……可恶 Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improv club.
You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
Ah, dang it!
怪大学生会，我们赞助一年一度的惊吓杯 MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
－惊什么？－惊吓杯 (STAMMERS) The Scare what now?
The Scare Games!
竞争激烈的惊吓比赛 A super-intense Scaring competition!
这个比赛疯狂到发生什么都不奇怪 They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
去年有一大票人全进了医院呢 A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
－你很有可能会挂掉。－但完全值得！ You could totally die.
And it's worth it.
你有机会证明自己是最棒的怪物！ You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
酷 MIKE: Cool.
华斯基，319寝 MALE DORM PROCTOR: Wazowski, Room 319.
你知道吗？你的室友也主修惊吓学科 You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
(GASPS)
嗨，我是你的室友！太平淡了 "Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
不要太心急，顺其自然吧 Don't force it. Just let it happen.
你一辈子的好朋友就在这扇门后面 Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
(EXHALES SLOWLY)
(GASPS)
嗨，我是你的室友 蓝道宝基，主修惊吓学科 Hey there. I'm your roomie.
Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
Oh! (STAMMERS) Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
我叫麦克华斯基，也主修惊吓学科 I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
我敢说我们很快就会变成好伙伴 麦克，你可以先选自己想睡的床 Take whichever bed you want.
我让你先选 I wanted you to have first dibs.
Ahh!
－你刚才就这样消失了！－抱歉 (GASPS) You just disappeared.
Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
如果我在课堂上这样做 一定会成为全班的笑柄
不，这太棒了，你一定要用这招 No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
－真的？－真的，但不要戴眼镜，效果会更棒 Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.
They give it away. Huh.
(PRACTICES GROWLING)
(RATTLES)
MIKE: Okay!
打开行李，好了。贴海报，好了 Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
现在只剩下在每堂课拿最高分 Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
以优异的成绩毕业， 然后成为有史以来最棒的惊吓专员 and become the greatest Scarer ever.
我真希望可以跟你一样有自信，麦克 Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
－你真的一点都不紧张吗？ －完全不会 Aren't you even a little nervous?
Actually, no.
我有生以来就等待着这一刻 I've been waiting for this my whole life.
我等不及要开始我的大学生活了 I just can't wait to get started.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(BELL TOLLING)
哇啊，我不能在第一天就迟到啊 Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
Wow.
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(SCOFFS)
开玩笑吧…… You got to be kidding me.
－我好紧张。－放轻松，一切都会好的 I'm so nervous!
Relax. It will be fine.
同学们早，欢迎来到惊吓基础课堂 Good morning, students. (STUDENTS SHUSHING)
Welcome to Scaring 101.
我是K教授。我十分确定 I am Professor Knight.
Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
在你们的一亩三分地里 你们肯定都是最可怕的怪物
但各位，坏消息来了： 现在你们都是在我的地盘上 Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
而我可不是被吓大……噢 and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
郝刻薄院长！ 真是出人意料的惊喜 Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
她是个传奇人物 她立下至今没人能打破的惊吓纪录 She's a legend.
She broke the all-time Scare Record
那次的尖叫声就收在那个罐子里 with the scream in that very can!
我无意打断，不过我刚好路过 便想来看看…… I don't mean to interrupt.
I just thought I'd drop by
这些选修我的惊吓学科的新面孔 to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
(ALL MURMURING)
嗯，我想学生们会很乐意听听 您的几句，呃，勉励？ Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
a few words of inspiration.
勉励？好吧 Inspiration? Very well.
一个怪物的价值，在于他们是否够吓人 Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
如果你吓不了人…… If you're not scary
又怎么配称得上是怪物？ what kind of a monster are you?
我的工作，是使优秀的学生更加优秀 It's my job to make great students greater,
而不是帮助平庸者不再平庸下去 not make mediocre students less mediocre.
这就是为什么学期结束前 我会举办一次测试的原因 That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
未能通过测试者… Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
就得退出惊吓学科
(GASPS)
(ALL MURMURING)
我希望你们都得到勉励了 So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
(STUDENTS GASP)
嗯，好啦好啦 KNIGHT: All right. All right.
谁能告诉我： 一个有效的怒吼都有哪些要素？ Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
Yes?
－那边那位。－事实上，有五个判断的要素 There are actually five.
包括共鸣声，时间长短 Those include the roar's resonance,
the duration of the roar, and the...
还有…… (ROARING) (ALL GASP)
抱歉，我听见有人说怒吼 所以我就直接示范了 Whoops. Sorry.
I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.
不好意思，我不是故意要吓你们的 Oh, excuse me, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?
－非常令人瞩目，你是？ －苏利文，詹姆士苏利文 Very impressive, Mister...
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
苏利文？你认识惊吓专员比尔苏利文吗？ Sullivan.
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
他是我爸 Yeah. He's my dad.
(ALL MURMURING) He's a Sullivan!
我早该想到的 那么，我很期待你的表现 I should have known. I expect big things from you.
－你肯定不会失望的。－呃，抱歉 Well, you won't be disappointed.
－我可以继续说了吗？ －不用了，苏利文同学做了很好的示范 Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS) Should I keep going?
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Huh.
拿出你们的惊吓理论，翻到第一章 Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
and open them to chapter one.
嘿，同学，能不能借支铅笔？ 我啥都没带 Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
I forgot all my stuff.
喔，太好了！终于可以把它剔出来 Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
Mmm... Yeah.
来吧，麦克， 我们一定得去参加兄弟会和姊妹会的联谊 RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
and sorority party. We have to go!
如果没通过期末考试，我们就完了 我可不想冒这个险 If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
I'm not taking any chances.
你还有一整个学期可以念书 RANDY: You've got the whole semester to study,
but this might be our only chance
但这一次说不定是我们唯一可以 和那些超酷的同学认识的机会哪 to get in good with the cool kids.
我还做了小蛋糕 That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.
喔喔，差点就出丑了 (CHUCKLES) That could have been embarrassing.
当我成为惊吓专员以后 我肯定会有参加不完的派对 When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
－别惹麻烦喔，老弟。－哇哈哈 (CHUCKLES) Wild man.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
What the...
怎么回… (SQUEALS)
(SCREAMS) Archie!
阿奇！ (BOTH SCREAM)
Boo!
嘿！你是怎么……你在嘘我？ Hey! What are you... (SHUSHING)
Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...
嘿，嘿，你不能… (MUFFLED MUTTERING)
－他去哪了？那家伙死定了 －那家伙惨了，惨了！ MONSTER 1: Where did he go? MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
That guy's in big trouble.
Yeah, he is.
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
(CHUCKLES)
恐怖科大的傻瓜 Fear Tech dummies. (MUFFLED PROTESTS)
(GASPING) Oh, oh!
－抱歉啦，老兄。－你为什么在我房里？ Sorry about that, buddy.
Why are you in my room?
你的房间？这明明是我…… Your room? This is my...
这不是我房间！阿奇，快出来！ This is not my room.
Archie! Come here, boy.
(MIMICS PIG) Archie?
－阿奇？ －那只惊吓猪，它是恐怖科大的吉祥物 Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
－那它为什么在这？ －我偷的，我要拿去精吓会 Why is it here? (SNIGGERING)
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
－精什么？－精英的精，精吓会 The what?
Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
全校最优秀的兄弟会 他们只收最高水平的精英学员 They only accept the highly elite.
好，我抬床，你抓猪 Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
－什么？我才不……－好了？ㄧ，二，三！ Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... Oh! What...
别让它跑了！小心，它会咬人的！ That's it. Don't let go.
Careful. He's a biter. (MIKE WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMS)
Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!
(GROANS) (SQUEALING)
抓到了！ I got him!
Uh-oh! Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
好爽！哦差点忘了。我是詹姆士苏利文 That was awesome!
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
麦克华斯基 Mike Wazowski.
听着，很高兴认识你 不过我该去读我的惊吓理论了 Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
and whatever that is,
but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
惊吓哪是用读的？你得身体力行才对 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) You don't need to study Scaring.
You just do it.
真的吗？我觉得有些东西 还是必须去读才知道 Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
不过嘛，嘿，谢谢你来串门……别动那个！ But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
(GASPS) Let go of that!
－我的帽子！－我的猪！ My hat! My pig!
(CHUCKLING)
Ooh!
Hey! Come here!
Hey!
(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)
Catch it!
回来！ Ooh! Yeah! (SCREAMS)
Ride it to frat row!
(YELPING)
? Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ?
Hey!
Whoa... Ow!
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(MONSTER WHOOPING)
(YELPING)
Wow!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHOOPING)
Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
Go, go, go! (SCREAMS)
Hey...
Come on! Hey! Ooh!
要杯子蛋糕吗？ Cupcake?
(SCREAMS) (GASPS)
(GROANS)
Whoa...
(GRUNTS)
(SULLEY LAUGHING)
Ooh! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(BELLS RINGING)
(SQUEALS)
抓到了！ Got it! (CHUCKLES)
(WHOOPING)
Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
怪大最棒！ (ALL CHEERING)
ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!
你看到他怎样抓到那只猪的吗？ JTC PRESIDENT: Did you see him catch that pig?
这位新人，你绝对是钢牙兄弟会的料！ You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
－不不不，他一定得加入怒吼社 －闪开，我们先看见他的！ No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
Back off. We saw him first.
No way. We did!
－休想，是我们先！ －借光，我想和他说个话 JOHNNY: I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
我是强尼沃辛顿，精吓会的会长 Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
－你叫什么名字？大个子 －詹姆士苏利文 What's your name, big blue?
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
－朋友们都叫我毛怪 －你是苏利文家的？ This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
“那个”苏利文家族的？不敢相信！好酷啊！ I can't believe it! That is crazy! (LAUGHING)
－兄弟，冷静点！－抱歉 Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.
毛怪，一个敢这样恶整恐怖科大的新生 Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
绝对是个成为惊吓专员的料 has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
－我很确定 －嘿你们有看到我骑猪吗？ Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
－那也需要有胆量！ －哪又怎样？这个派对仅限惊吓学院的学生参加 Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
抱歉，猛男，不过你还是去和 更符合你的水准的人一起混比较好 Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
with someone a little more your speed.
Uh... They look fun!
－嘿！要加入万事OK社吗？ －我们有蛋糕…… Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
We have cake.
－好好玩吧。－你在开玩笑吗？ Go crazy.
Is that a joke? (JOHNNY GROANS)
－毛怪，麻烦告诉你这朋友…… －其实他不算是我的朋友，不过随便了 Sulley, talk to your friend.
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
你也听到了，这是专属惊吓学院的派对 You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
－我也是惊吓学院的学生！ －我是说，那些未来比较有机会 I am a Scare student.
I mean for Scare students who actually,
you know, have a chance.
－成为惊吓专员的学生 －必-须-的！ Aw, snap! (ALL LAUGHING)
－我和你们一样有机会当上惊吓专员 －拜托，你跟我们差太多了 My chances are just as good as yours.
You're not even in the same league with me.
等着看吧，我今年一定会把你吓得团团转 Just wait, hotshot.
I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
－我等着呢！－很好 (CHUCKLING) Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.
Oh, don't worry. You will.
你就等着瞧吧
KNIGHT: Ready position.
预备惊吓姿势！双脚半蹲！ Common crouch. (ALL GROWL)
我想看到你们的乱毛和黄板牙！ I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
基本怒吼，给我看看你们的口水 (ALL SNARL) Show me some slobber.
口水也是一种手段，好好利用 Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
这个怪物看起来就很有气势 Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
如果你们想及格，你们每一个都要… You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
breathe, and sleep Scaring. (CLICKS TONGUE)
(RATTLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
MIKE: Give me another one.
－再来一题。－害怕蜘蛛？ Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.
－蜘蛛恐惧症。－害怕打雷？ Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.
－打雷恐惧症。－那筷子恐惧症？ －害怕筷子。 Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.
这都是幼稚园的题目吗？ 给我更难一点的 What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
(DRUM ROLL) (CROWD CHEERING)
CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL CHEERING)
－答案是C，獠牙！－很好，华斯基 The answer is C, fangs.
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
－一碗蜘蛛！－正确！ A bowl of spiders! Correct!
－在黑暗中狂奔的小丑！－又对了！ A clown running in the dark! Right again.
－疣，疮，痣，照顺序排！ －太出色了！ Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
KNIGHT: Outstanding! (SIGHS)
Ah! Whoa!
(LAUGHING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(YELPING)
(ROARING)
Ah!
(WHIMPERS)
(CONTINUES ROARING)
妖怪！ Ogre slump. (ROARS SOFTLY)
懒鬼！ Zombie snarl. (SNARLS)
殭尸咆哮！ Dominant silverback gorilla.
银背大猩猩首领！ (GROWLS)
你的进步非常显著，麦克 That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
仅有吓人的外表是不够的，苏利文同学 One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(MUTTERING)
－一千张鬼脸加上双倍口水！ －又答对了！－那是当然 A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
You got it! That's what I'm saying.
－我要用那个小万事通的脸去擦地板 －你确实该那么做，大个子 I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
Yes, you are, big blue.
－嘿，你们干嘛……－只是预作准备…… Hey, wait. What are you guys...
It's just a precaution.
毕竟精吓会只收最优秀的学生，苏利文 RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
我们的人可不能被一颗沙滩排球给比下去 Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
－我要打得他落花流水 －那么你很快就能把这拿回去了 I'm going to destroy that guy.
Well, then you'll get this back right away.
是时候让苏利文这个姓发扬光大了 It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
这次的期末考试将测试你 能否看透小孩心中的恐惧 Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
并用最适当的方式惊吓他们 and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
用这台惊吓模拟器
(DOOR CREAKING)
(THUD)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
孩子容易受惊吓的程度 The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
将从“容易吓尿床”提高到“睡得像死猪” from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
所以，尽你们的全力吧 so give it everything you've got.
郝刻薄院长今天特地 前来观摩这次的考试 Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
她将决定谁能继续进修惊吓学科 而谁，必须被扫地出门 to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
and who will not.
那我们开始吧 Let's get started.
我是一个五岁的女孩 害怕蜘蛛和圣诞老人 I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
你要怎么吓我？ Which Scare do you use?
Uh...
－先来个标准的爬行声……－请示范 That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
Demonstrate.
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGS)
结果将会张贴在我的办公室外面 Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
要专心 Focus. (EXHALES)
强森角式咆哮，没错 Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes! (CHUCKLES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(MONSTER ROARS)
(DUMMY KID SCREAMS)
Hey. Do you mind?
－嘿，你不帮我捡起来吗？ －不关我的事 Don't mind at all.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
麦克，我们坐到旁边去…… Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
别影响我的复习，我可不像你 Stay out of my way.
我非常努力才能留在惊吓学院 Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
(SCOFFS)
因为你本来就不属于这里 That's because you don't belong here.
(ROARS)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
我说的没错吧 (LAUGHS) That's what I thought.
(ROARING SOFTLY)
(ROARING)
(WHISPERING) (GASPS)
(BOTH ROARING)
Whoa! Whoa...
(CLANKS) (ALL GASP)
(CLATTERING)
(ALL GASPING)
(SCREAMS ESCAPING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
(BOTH GASP)
－我很抱歉……－那是个意外 I'm so sorry.
(STAMMERS) It was an accident.
你们说的这个？ 我惊吓生涯中的一个小小纪念品？ What? This?
My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
那只是个意外，对不？ Accidents happen, don't they.
最重要的是没人受伤 The important thing is no one got hurt.
－您真是宽宏大量…… －现在，继续测验吧 You're taking this remarkably well.
Now, let's continue the exams.
华斯基同学，我是堪萨斯农场的 一个五岁小女孩，害怕闪电 Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
请问你要怎么吓我？ Which Scare do you use?
－我是不是应该去台上…… －你要怎么……吓我？ Shouldn't I go up on the...
Which Scare do you use?
－我会潜行上前，然后发出霹雳巨响 －请示范一下。 That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
Demonstrate.
(INHALES)
－可以了，谢谢。－但是我还没…… Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...
我已经看够了 I've seen enough.
我是一个七岁的小男孩…… I'm a seven-year-old boy...
(ROARS LOUDLY)
我还没说完呢 I wasn't finished.
我不用听那么多废话就能吓人 I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
那些"废话" That "stuff" would've informed you
会让你知道这个孩子害怕蛇 that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
而你的怒吼不会让他尖叫 只会吓哭他 So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
从而引来他的父母 让整个怪兽世界暴露在危险之中 alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
毁灭我们的一切。这当然是 绝对不允许发生的情况 destroying life as we know it,
and of course we can't have that.
所以我恐怕无法推荐你继续进修 祝你有个美好的一天 So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
in the Scaring program. Good day.
－但我是苏利文家族的人！ －那么…… Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
我确信你的家人一定会十分失望 Well then, I'm sure your family
will be very disappointed.
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(GRUNTS)
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
华斯基同学 你缺乏的特质是无法被教导的 And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
that cannot be taught.
你不够吓人 You're not scary.
你也不能继续进修惊吓学科 You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
拜托，让我去用模拟器 你会对我刮目相看的！ Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
刮目相看？我很怀疑 Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
(WIND WHOOSHING)
欢迎回来 SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR: Welcome back.
我希望大家度过了一个愉快的假期 I hope everyone had a pleasant bre.
许多人说尖叫罐设计师 是一个相当无趣的工作 Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
而且没有挑战性 unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
甚至可说是浪费了怪物的潜能
(INHALES DEEPLY)
还是让我们打开到课本第三章 Open your textbooks to chapter three.
沉浸在尖叫罐的丰富历史当中 We will now plunge into the rich history
of scream-can design.
(SQUEAKS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTS)
《惊叫杯大赛》
-= 证明你的优秀 =-
(CHUCKLES)
借光，请让一下，抱歉 Out of my way!
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
欢迎来到今年的惊吓杯开幕会场！ Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
The Scare Game! Yeah! (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
(FEEDBACK)
冷静，我们有位特别佳宾 就是惊吓杯的创始人 We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
郝刻薄院长！ Dean Hardscrabble.
(CROWD CHEERING)
各位午安，我是在学生时代 基于友谊竞赛的目的订定了比赛规则 Good afterno.
As a student, I created these gas
as a friendly competition,
但请注意… but be prepared.
如果想把冠军奖杯带回家 To take home the troph,
you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
你得是学校里最可怕的怪物 (RORS CHUCKLING)
祝各位好运，愿最强怪物获胜 So good luck, and may the best monsters wi.
－好了各位！报名即将截止，我们准备要…… －等一等！ We're closing down sign-, so we'll see you all...
MIKE: Wait!
我要报名！ I'm signing up!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
What?
必须是兄弟会成员才能报名 Uh... You have to be in a fraterniy to compete.
那听好了，这届的惊吓杯冠军 将会是我，和我的…… Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
万事OK社的成员！ the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
嗨 Hi.
(HISSING)
华斯基同学，这是在做什么？ Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
你说只有最吓人的怪物才能赢得惊吓杯 You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
如果我赢了，那就代表…… If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
你把最会吓人的怪物赶出了惊吓学院 in the whole school.
－那是不可能的。－要打赌吗？ That won't happen.
How about a little wager?
如果我赢了，你要让我回到惊吓学科 If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
(SCOFFS)
－你想证明什么？－证明你错了 And what would that prove?
That you were wrong.
(ALL GASP)
很好，如果你们队赢了 我就让你们全部都进入惊吓学科 Very well.
If you win, I will let your entire team
into the Scare program.
但如果你们输了…… But if you lose,
就会被退学 you will leave Monsters University.
(CROWD MURMURING)
一言为定 Deal.
现在你们需要凑齐人数 Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
－我们不是有六个人了么？ －抱歉，队长 We need six guys, right?
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
我们算身体不算脑袋 双头的那个只能算一个人 We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
有人想加入我们这队的吗？只要一个？ Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
－借光，抱歉，我迟到了，我可以…… －蓝道！谢天谢地，你一定要加入我们！ Can I squeeze by you? Randy!
Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
抱歉，但是我已经加入别队了 Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
Boggs.
好不容易才和这些牛人混一起 你就别坏我的事了，麦克 I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
Don't blow this for me.
－秀给我们看看。－喔！他去哪啦？ Do the thing.
Oh! Where did he go? (ALL LAUGH)
拜托，我们只需要再多一个怪物就好！ Please, anybody.
I need one more monster. Just one more!
抱歉，那我们只好继续了 你们队不符合参赛资格…… Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
现在符合了 Yes, it does!
－明星选手不小心迟到了。－没门！ The star player has just arrived.
有没有别人？拜托，还有没有人…… No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
报名要截止了，他到底算不算你们队的？ We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?
FEMALE MONSTER: Come on! Let's go!
(GRUNTING)
－好吧，他是我们队的 －祝你们好运 Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
Good luck.
有什么计划呢？华斯基 All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
这是兄弟会的宿舍？ This is a fraternity house?
嘿，新成员，快进来吧 Hey there, teammateys! Come on aboard!
我以万事OK社社长的身份 郑重欢迎你们来到我们的宿舍 As the president of Oozma Kappa,
it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
这里是派对间 We call this room "Party Central."
－严格说来我们还没开过一次派对 －不过，我们已经…… Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
But when we do, we'll be ready!
准备多时了！
Whoo!
热可可列车即将通过。下一站：你！ The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!
Next stop... You! (CUPS RATTLING)
－我想我们就先从……－这么说…… I would like to start us off first by...
－你们都是惊吓学院的学生？ －呃，曾经是，只是没待多久 So, you guys are Scaring majors?
(CHUCKLES) We were! None of us lasted very long.
我想我们都缺少郝刻薄院长想要的特质 I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
我是唐卡顿，老学生 Don Carlton, mature student.
在纺织业服务三十年的优秀员工 不过还是被解雇了 Thirty years in the textile industry
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
我可以选择自暴自弃 或是回到学校继续进修电脑课 Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
or go back to school and learn the computers.
－我是泰瑞，瑞典的瑞 －我是泰锐，锐利的锐 Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
－我主修舞蹈。－我可不是 (CHUCKLES) And I'm not.
5678，转，然后转……嘿…… Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
－你干嘛不转啊？ －我们又没有说好要转 Because we never agreed to do this!
－你明明说这会很酷 －没人说过这会很酷 You said this was going to be cool!
No one said this was gonna be cool.
－害我现在出丑。－是你一人出丑吗？ Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?
－因为我们面前有一堆人在看！ －你还是先醒醒吧 Yes, because it's in front of people!
You should wake up embarrassed.
Hey, hey, hey!
我叫软Q，主修新时代哲学 很高兴能和你们一同生活，一同欢笑 I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
还有一同哭泣 and cry with you.
毛怪和大眼仔 咱们一起来写梦想日志吧！ Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
好像只剩我还没做自我介绍 我叫史考特，不过朋友都叫我史乖宝 Guess that leaves me. Ah!
My name's Scott Squibbles.
My friends call me Squishy.
我在大部分时候都没什么存在感 在很多地方也不受欢迎，除了在这里 I'm undeclared, unattached,
and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
现在，我们都已经自我介绍过了 作为这个团队的队长…… Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
就是说基本上你们没有吓过人？ So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
－不怎么多，不过我们现在有了你 －你应该是我看过最可怕的怪物了 (CHUCKLES) Not a lot! But now we've got you!
You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
－即使有这些粉红色点点 －呃，谢了 Even with them pink polka dots.
Aw, thanks.
好吧，其实让各位参加比赛的是…… Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
－你的手跟我的脸一样大！ －他就像座有毛的山！ Your hands are as big as my face!
He's like a mountain with fur!
－这个嘛，我其实也没怎么运动 －对对，我也是！ Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)
我不想变得太壮
本来我们的梦想已经结束了 但大眼仔说的 We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,
如果我们赢了惊吓杯 那就可以进惊吓学院 they're letting us in the Scaring program.
－我们就能成为真正的惊吓专员 －还是最棒的！ We're going to be real Scarers!
－一定的。－嗯哼 The best! You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
你们梦寐以求的来了，伙计们 你们在万事OK社宿舍的独立卧室！ And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
太棒了…… Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
－我们共用这一个房间？ －好啦，你们先安顿下来 We'll let you guys get settled.
－需要什么的话大喊一声就是 －谢了，兄弟 Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
－你开玩笑的吧？ －听着，他们不用太厉害 Look, they don't need to be good.
－我可以把他们带起来。－真的吗？ I'm going to carry the whole team.
－那谁来带你啊？ －好啊，你想回去尖叫罐设计课？ Really? And who's going to carry you?
Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
好走不送。 you know where the door is.
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
好极了 Great.
嘿，有人在吗？ Guys?
Anybody home?
(CREAKING)
Um...
哈啰？有人吗？ (STAMMERS) Hello?
Fellas?
你们愿意发誓对万事OK社献上永远的忠诚 Do you pledge your souls
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Ow! Do you swear to
－而且发誓决不洩漏机密…… －所有你们在这里听到看到的…… keep secret...
...all that you learn here?
无论多么可怕？ No matter how horrifying?
Hey!
你愿意复诵这段誓词……噢！ Will you take the sacred oath of the... (GASPS)
For crying out loud. Sweetie!
亲爱的，我说过在地下室要开灯哦 你这样会近视的 Turn the lights on while you're down here!
You're going to ruin your eyes!
妈，我们正在举行入会仪式啦 Mom! We're doing an initiation!
好可怕哦，那你们继续 就假装我不在这儿好了 Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
Just pretend I'm not here.
这是我妈的房子 This is my mom's house.
你同意照顾你的兄弟…… Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
(DIAL CRANKING)
无论遭遇什么危险…… ...no matter what the peril?
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
无论多么艰难…… 你都会誓死保卫万事OK社…… Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
无论机会多么渺茫？ No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
保护本社不受大恶小罪的侵扰 即使你将背负无尽的痛…… From evils both great and small?
In the face of unending pain and...
算了！就算你们加入了！ Oh, forget it! You're in.
听着，我们知道这个社团 并非大多数人的首选 Look, we know we're no one's first choice
for a fraternity,
所以你们能加入对我们而言意义重大 so it means a lot to have you here with us.
等不及要和你们一起吓人了，兄弟们！ Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
(SIGHS)
(ALL CHEERING)
来庆祝吧！ Time for a celebration! Yeah!
去多抢几个抱枕来吧！ 我们待会要来盖堡垒哦 Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
because we're building a fort!
妈！我今天可以晚一点睡吗？ Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
我知道，你是公主 而我只是一个普通的男孩…… Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
(ALARM BUZZES) (KISSES)
Yuck! (GRUNTS)
Mom! What are you doing?
－你干嘛？－你的手跑来我的床旁边！ Your grubby paw was in my bed!
－你刚刚在亲我的手？－才没有！ (STAMMERS) Were you kissing my hand?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
－你掉了一堆毛！－我才没掉毛 No. And what about you with all your shedding?
I don't shed. Really.
Uh...
－我只想拿我的东西 －让我拿我的东西，别挡路！ Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.
Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!
...let me get my stuff! (GRUNTS)
(MIKE YELPS) SULLEY: My butt!
(BOTH GROANING) (CAMERA CLICKS)
－宿舍的首个早会！ －这些会贴在相簿里 First morning in the house.
That's going in the album!
各位！我们有封信！ Guys! We got a letter!
A letter?
TERRI: We never get mail.
－抱歉。－把它给我好吗 Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
Would you... Give me that!
是我的触手啦，黏答答的 Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
这是惊吓杯的第一项比赛 (GASPS) It's the first event of the Scare Games.
(ALL GASPING)
"蹑手蹑脚去吓人 "A child's room is where you scare,
当心玩具像是针" "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
等等，我们到底要去哪里比赛？ Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
在学校所有的下水道里面 我最喜欢这一个 Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
－软Q，你以前来过这里？ －在加入兄弟会之前，记得吗？ Art, you've been here before?
I have a life outside of the house, you know.
(CROWD CHEERING)
欢迎来到你们最恐怖的恶梦 Welcome to your worst nightmare,
惊吓杯 the Scare Games!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
CROWD: (CHANTING) Scare Games! Scare Games!
耶！太棒了！我特爱这种气氛！ (CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
I love this energy!
好了，冷静点各位 Okay. Okay, everybody.
首先我们要介绍今年参赛的队伍 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
competing in this year's games...
钢牙兄弟会 Jaws Theta Chi!
(ALL CHEER)
蛇蝎美人队 MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
斯鲁格玛姊妹会 Slugma Slugma Kappa!
(ALL GRUNT)
精吓会 MALE ANNOUNCER: Roar Omega Roar!
(ALL ROARING)
嘶嘶社 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
(HISSES)
最后，万事OK社 And finally, Oozma Kappa.
(SILENCE)
耶！ Yay! Whoo-hoo!
－嗨，妈！－笑一个 Hi, Mom!
Smile! (CAMERA CLICKS)
第一场比赛即将开始 (GROANS)
Let's begin the first competition,
名称是「剧毒障碍赛」 the Toxicity Challenge!
(ALL CHEERING)
人类的小孩有毒 Human children are toxic!
他们碰过的所有东西也都有毒 And anything they touch is toxic.
我们没办法弄到人类小孩的玩具 但多亏了怪大生物科学部的帮助 MALE ANNOUNCER: We don't have any human toys,
but thanks to MU's biology department,
我们有了性质相当接近的物品 we found a close second,
有毒刺刺球！ the stinging glow urchin!
(ALL GASP)
(ALL MURMURING)
相信我，你绝对不会想碰它 Trust me when I say,
you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
我想碰它 I want to touch it.
而你也绝不会希望你的队友碰到它 And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
(ALL GASP)
我想碰它们 Yeah, I want to touch them.
这条是起跑线，隧道另一端的灯是终点线 This is the starting line.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
最后跑出隧道的即被淘汰！ And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
－大眼仔？－咋了？ Mike... (GASPS) What is it?
－是不是说如果输了，我们就会被淘汰？ －别紧张，史坏宝 Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
－史乖宝。－好，史乖宝，我们不会输的 Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
因为我们具备了所有取胜的要素，就在这 because we have everything we need to win right here.
－信心？－不，我是说我！ Heart.
－我会为我们队赢得…… －好了，说得很好听，不过麻烦让让 No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
SULLEY: All right, all right. That's very cute,
－我会赢。－这是障碍赛跑 It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?
你打算怎么办？用怒吼吓它们？ I can get through faster than you, little guy.
我跑得比你快多了，小绿豆
在起跑线上预备 Take your place at the starting line!
－最重要的是团队合作 －大家要一起行动 This is all about teamwork.
Everybody, stick together.
－我一定会把你甩在后面，先越过终点 －准备吃土吧你 I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
Get ready to eat my dust.
－嘿伙计们，我们不应该一起行动吗？ －全部队伍注意 Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
Attention, teams. One last thing.
最后一项规则： 怪物都是在黑暗中吓人的 Scarers work in the dark.
(CRACKLING)
－我想回家。－准备 I want to go home! On your marks...
－嘿，小姐们，祝好运 －谢了，我们会打得你们落花流水！ Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
什么？ What?
(ALL HISSING) (BOTH GASP)
预备…… MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
跑！ Go! (ALL YELLING)
I'm going to touch them!
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(ALL PANTING)
Ow!
来吧 Come on!
各位，我们稍微有点落后了！伙计们！ Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
(SCREAMS)
可恶的起司饼干！ 可恶的胡子老爹！ Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
Son of a moustache!
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
－你只能跑这么快吗？ －我才刚要加速而已！ Is that as fast as you can go?
Just getting started! What the...
(CROWD JEERING)
Whoa! Ah!
Oh... Ah!
(GASPS)
一定很痛吧 That's got to hurt!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
－泰瑞！－别紧张，我们没…… Ooh! Terry!
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
(BOTH SCREAM)
(BOTH GROAN) (YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SNIGGER)
Ha-ha!
(GASPS) Oh...
Uh-oh. Yikes!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
(ROARS)
(BOTH PANTING)
第一名，精吓会！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Roar Omega Roar wins!
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH ROARING)
(BOTH GROAN)
－看到了没，大眼仔？ －说什么疯话？是我赢了！ (BOTH PANTING) Take that, Wazowski!
Are you delirious? I beat you!
Get your eye checked!
－万事OK社真垃圾！ －嘿，第二名也很厉害的！ Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
－第二名，钢牙兄弟会！－啥？！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
要整队都通过终点线才算数 What?
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
－第三名，斯鲁格玛姊妹会！第四名，蛇蝎美人！ －不！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, EEKs!
－第五名，嘶嘶社！ －不，不，不！ Fourth place, PNKs! MIKE: No.
Fifth place, HSS!
No, no, no!
最后一名，万事OK社 MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
Oozma Kappa.
我全身都麻掉了 I can't feel my anything.
真是令人“震惊” 被淘汰的是万事OK社 Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
不 No.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GASPS)
别太惊讶，华斯基同学 Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
－能参加比赛对你而言已经是个奇…… －请注意！ It would have taken a miracle for you to...
Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
主办单位公告： 钢牙兄弟会已经失去资格 Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
(ALL GASP)
原因是使用非法涂料保护皮肤 The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
什么？ What!
(GROANS)
万事OK社重新回到比赛！ Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
奇迹般的转折！ It's a miracle!
下次就不会这么好运了 Your luck will run out, eventually.
这比我原本想的要难多了 This is going to be harder than I thought.
听着，万事OK社 我们现在必须通力合作 MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
意思是我要你们每一个人 想办法激发出自己的潜能 so that means I'm going to need
each of you guys to pull your own weight.
－大眼仔？－怎么了？ Mike? (GASPS) What is it?
我们列了一张表 上面有我们的优缺点 We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
我在高中的时候擅长偷偷吓人 In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
我在枕头工厂工作的时候 还可以偷偷接近田鼠 I could sneak up on a field mouse
in a pillow factory.
(SQUISHING)
抱歉，我流汗的时候会更黏 Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
我们专精历史悠久的近景魔术 We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
重点在于误导观众 It's all about misdirection.
我有六根脚趾头，当然这两只不算 Uh...
I have an extra toe. (LAUGHS)
Not with me, of course.
各位，下一场比赛如果没赢 我们就输定了 Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
所以，这次我需要你们显出所有本能 So for this to work,
I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
－然后彻底隐藏起来。－好的！ and bury it deep, deep down.
Done.
从现在起，我们上下一心，当然是我的心 From now on, we are of one mind.
My mind.
－算了吧你 －我会告诉你们该做什么，怎么去做 Oh, please.
I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
好了，给我来个惊吓上下台阶 五十次，预备，开始 All right. Give me scary steps.
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
你在浪费时间 我们该做的是换一批新队员 You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
我们不能换新队员 (SCOFFS) We can't just "get a new team"!
我早上查过了，这违反比赛规则 I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
那我们把新队员伪装成老队员的样子 What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
－喔不不不不，我们不能作弊 －这不是作弊，这是，呃 Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
让比赛变得更公平…… leveling the playing field.
好吧是有点作弊…… 可是不然我们能怎样？ Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?
他们实在不是世上最吓人的队友… They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
喔是瓢虫耶！快许愿，快许愿！ Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
(BLOWS) (ALL CHUCKLING)
－没戏了。－你要去哪？ This is not going to work.
－我们还在训练啊 －我是苏利文家的 Where are you going? We're training.
I'm a Sullivan.
那又怎样？你老是这样目空一切 自视甚高，当你需要… That's not enough. You're all over the place.
You're charging ahead when you...
Bup, bup, bup!
他们会听你的，但我可不 You tell them what to do but not me.
聊够久了，拜 So long, Coach.
(CLICKS TONGUE) (BOTH GIGGLING)
好了各位……啊啊！真该给你挂个铃 各位，听听这个 Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)
Boy, we need to get you a bell.
"小孩哭闹找爸妈 Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad,
快跑免得你被抓“ "then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
Huh?
下一场比赛里，若是我们有人被抓到 整个队就算出局了 In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
we're all out.
所以要记住：全部跟着我做 So remember, do exactly what I do.
现在正在进行的是我们的第二项比赛 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at the halfway point of the second event,
似乎越来越有趣了 and things are getting interesting.
拿到了 (SOFTLY) Got it.
现在只剩下两支队伍 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Only two teams left.
哪一队能先拿到他们的队旗呢？ Who will make it out with their flag,
－哪一队又会被淘汰？ －在真正的惊吓环境里 and who will be eliminated?
you do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
绝对不能被小孩的爸妈逮到
而在这场比赛里 你绝不能被……图书管理员逮到 And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
the librarian.
(SHUSHING)
安静 Quiet.
区区一个老太婆管理员有什么好怕的？ (SCOFFS) What's so scary about a little old librarian?
(CHAIR CREAKS) (GASPS)
我说了：安静 I said, "Quiet."
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(GASPING)
(WHIMPERS)
－快点啊！－不，慢慢地稳稳地走 Faster. Slow and steady.
慢慢地稳稳地 Slow and steady. Slow and steady.
BOTH: Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
(GASPS)
Sullivan! Sullivan!
(ALL SHUSHING)
(ALL GROANING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
(GASPS)
Hmm.
Whew! (GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
(STRAINING) Ooh!
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS) (GASPS)
不要！ No! (POPPING)
(GROWLING)
5，6，7，8… TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
－这里！－在这！ BOTH: Look over here!
(TERRY CHUCKLING) (TERRI SINGING)
(LAUGHING)
(PLATES SHATTERING)
－这样不违反规则吗？ －没有啊，拖把头 Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!
唯一的规则是不能被抓到 The only rule is don't get caught.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS) (ALL GRUNTING)
这里！ Ooh! BOTH: Hey! Over here!
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
－来抓我！－来抓我！ Come and get me! Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
－伙计们，你们在做什么？ －他们只说不要让她抓到你 Guys, what are you doing?
They said don't let her catch you.
他们可没规定其他的！ But they didn't say how!
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
(GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAM)
ALL: Whoa!
(ALL GRUNT)
Whew! (CHUCKLES)
－我们赢啰！－不，我们没赢 We did it!
－我们没拿到队旗！－大眼仔？ No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
SQUISHY: Mike? (GASPS)
－太牛了，史乖宝！－是怎么…… Way to go, Squishy! Way to go, Squishy!
How?
魔术的真谛：误导观众 Misdirection.
(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
斯鲁格码姊妹会出局 The EEKs have been eliminated
万事OK社再度成功晋级！ and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
万事OK社！万事OK！ ALL: (CHANTING) We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
－我从来没有这么精力充沛过！ －我们太厉害了！ SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
TERRI: We were awesome!
好了，听着，那不是真的吓人 Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
比你做的好多了 It was better than what you did.
你应该照我说的做 You should've stuck to my strategy.
随便，等我们开始要吓人的时候 你们再来找我 Whatever.
Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
(CAR HORN HONKS)
－你们会去参加派对吗？ －呃，我想你们问错人了 Hey! You guys going to the party?
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
－我们没有被邀请……－派对？ We don't get invited to... (SHUSHES) Party?
晋级决赛的庆祝会，在精吓会会馆 The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
只有前四强的队伍可以参加 It's for the top Scare Teams. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
你们现在也是前四强啦，对吧？
回头见了 See you there!
(ALL GIGGLING)
－你们听到了吗？－不敢相信 Did you hear that? I can't believe it!
－别去。－太棒了！ Uh-uh. Bad idea. This is great.
他们终于愿意跟我们平起平坐了 我们去参加派对吧 They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
你们年轻人还会跳舞吗？ 我是有点忘记那些舞步了 DON: Do young people still dance?
Because my moves are a little rusty.
－哦，我们忘了带些礼物 －我们还应该带一些香味蜡烛 Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
We can't go in there without some scented candles.
冷静点，这是我们应得的 Calm down. We earned this.
如果我不小心害他们冷场该怎么办？ 你知道我从来不太擅长…… (STAMMERS) What if there's a lull in the conversation?
I never know what to... You know...
－什么？－你看起来一点都不紧张耶 Say?
How are you so good at this?
拜托，你们把一个五十呎高的图书管理员 耍得团团转，怎么还会怕这小小的派对？ You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
and you're afraid of a little party?
来个深呼吸…… Take a deep breath...
(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
然后加入他们！ ...and in you go!
(MUSIC STOPS)
－嗨？－是万事OK社！ Hello.
It's Oozma Kappa!
－你们真是太厉害了！ －你们今天做的真酷！ These guys are crazy!
What you did today was insane!
－真是太棒了！－谢谢，谢谢你们 MONSTER: That was awesome!
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
万事OK社，今晚我们一起来狂欢吧！ Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
(ALL CHEER)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
我这辈子还没在外面玩到这么晚过！ I've never stayed up this late in my life!
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(DANCE MUSIC FADES)
(ROARS SOFTLY)
好了，好了，安静。DJ，我说安静 (WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
好，在此我仅以精吓会会长的身份 祝贺所有晋级比赛的队伍 All right. On behalf of the RORs,
we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
蛇蝎美人，露一手吧 我真的很喜欢这个，永不过时 (ALL CHEERING)
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
(ALL HISSING)
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
嘶嘶社！够吓人 (HISSES)
最后，惊吓杯的黑马队伍 (CHUCKLES) Very creepy.
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
万事OK社！过来吧，各位 Oozma Kappa! (ALL CHEERING)
我得承认，我原以为你们是群无名小卒 Now, I got to admit, fellas,
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
但我错了 But, boy, was I wrong.
让我们为万事OK社欢呼！ Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
CROWD: Oozma Kappa!
Oh!
－什么？－学校里最可爱的怪物 What?
The most adorable monsters on campus.
CROWD: Ooh! Oh!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
把娃娃丢下来 Release the stuffed animals.
(CHET CHUCKLES)
Faced!
别担心，没人会看校刊 Don't worry. (GRUMBLES) Nobody reads the school paper.
总会看布告栏吧 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
(MONSTERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL LAUGHING)
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
CHET: Thank you very much.
Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
Thanks. Tell your friends.
嘿！你们在干嘛！ Hey! What do you think you're doing?
－慈善义卖？－很不好笑，快给我停下 Raising a little money for charity.
你要我们停止慈善募捐？这样不酷喔 Yeah? Well, stop it.
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
这家伙讨厌慈善！ This guy hates charity!
别再这样捉弄我们 I want you to stop making us look like fools.
是你们自找的 Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
老实说吧 你们永远都不可能成为惊吓专员的 Let's be honest, boys.
You're never going to be real Scarers,
真正的惊吓专员应该 是像我们这样的怪兽 because real Scarers look like us.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
不过要是真想去怪兽电力公司工作 But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
那里的收发室可一直都在招人哦 they're always hiring in the mailroom.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
各位！等等，等等，等一下 Guys, hold on!
别听他的，我们只需要再加把劲 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
不，你就别再加把劲了 你能拚命训练这些怪物 We just need to keep trying.
No, you need to stop trying!
You can train monsters like this all you want,
但你不可能改变他们的本质 but you can't change who they are.
(SIGHS)
大眼仔，我们很感激你这么努力 DON: Mike...
We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
但他说的对
不管怎么训练 我们都不可能像他们一样 No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
我们生来……就该去做点别的事情 We're built
for other things.
抱歉啦，小子 有些怪物即使拼一辈子也上不了大场面 (SLURPS)
Sorry, squirt!
Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
(LAUGHING)
大场面…… 嘿，各位 The big leagues.
Guys.
我们来一次户外教学吧 We're going on a little field trip.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
－谢了，妈。－玩得开心点哦 TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!
我就在这里听我的音乐 I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
(THRASH METAL BLARING ON STEREO)
－这里是哪？－大场面！ Hey, uh, where are we?
The big leagues.
Holy roly-poly.
－好坚固的栅栏 －这里好壮观啊，大眼仔 Wow.
Nice fence.
This is amazing, Mike.
这个挡不住我们的 We're not stopping here.
(PANTING)
(WHIMPERING)
这太疯狂了，我们会被抓到的！ SQUISHY: This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
(MIKE SHUSHING)
Oh, wow.
Whoa...
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA: All Scare Floors now activ.
West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
你看，他们要去吓人了 他们看起来一点都不怕 SQUISHY: Look at them.
They're going into the human world,
and they don't even look scared!
(CHILD SCREAMS)
(BEEPS) Wow.
仔细看，然后告诉我 他们有什么共同点？ Take a good look, fellas.
See what they all have in common?
－嗯，好像没有。－完全正确 Uh... No, not really.
惊吓专员都各有特色 最优秀的惊吓专员用的都是自己的专长 Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
(SNARLS) Wow.
泰瑞，你看 Terri? Look.
看看那个老家伙，他的成绩真不错！ DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
－老唐，那个老家伙是“恐怖伯爵”汤普森 －什么？那边那个，真的是他？ Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
What? Where? That's really him?
他可是连续三年的惊吓纪录保持者 MIKE: He held the Scare Record for three years!
哦！快看倒数第三扇门！ Oh! Third door from the end!
是“杀手钳”卡拉本尼特兹！ MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
看，是“惊声尖叫”鲍伯冈德森！ 我还有他的收藏卡！ SULLEY: Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
我也有！ I still have his rookie card. Me, too!
他的速度不如以往了，不过技巧还是一样完美 Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his
technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.
－你也收集惊吓专员收藏卡？ －当然 You collected Scare Cards, huh?
－我有450张。－很惊人。 Yep. 450 of them.
我有6000张，保养得很完美 不过450张也不少了 Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
嘿，看我！我是“恐怖伯爵”汤普森 but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
(ROARS) Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
Oh, that's great!
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
我以前真是个混蛋 I've been a real jerk.
我也是 So have I.
但为时未晚 But it's not too late.
我们是支很棒的队伍，只要团结合作 We could be a great team.
We just need to start working together.
SECURITY GUARD: Hey! (GASPS)
你们在上面做什么！ What are you doing up there?
我可不想再回监狱！ I can't go back to jail!
(YELPS)
(ALARM BLARING)
－快来！－他们就在我们后面！ Come on!
DON: They're right behind us!
(ALL PANTING)
Get back here!
(GASPS)
在那里！抓住他们！ (GASPS)
Up there! Get them!
(ALL GRUNTING) ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(WHIMPERS) (GRUNTS)
－谢了，兄弟。－小事一桩 Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.
(COUGHING)
我没事，真的 I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
只是腰痛的老毛病又犯了
我也想坐你背上！ Aw... I want a piece of that action!
(GRUNTING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL PANTING)
妈，快开车！ SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
－什么？－快开车！ (BOTH GRUNTING)
What? Start the car!
－快来喝？－车！ Stop the bar?
－快开车！－喔，好 The car! Start the car!
Oh! Okay.
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
快点上车，快点快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Get in! Get in!
－妈，快开！－安全带 Mom, go! Seatbelts.
－好了，快点！－有人要口香糖吗？ Okay, go!
－快开！－好吧，上路啰 Does anyone want gum?
Just drive!
Okay. Here we go!
(ALL SCREAMING)
ART: Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALARM BUZZING) (SULLEY SNORING)
起床啰 Rise and shine! (GASPING)
吓吓脚吓吓脚吓吓脚 小孩进厕所了！ Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
吓吓脚吓吓脚吓吓脚 喔他回来了 Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
(ALL ROAR) (ALARM BUZZING)
起床了！ Wake up! (GASPING)
37，38，看能不能39 加油！很好！ (ROARING) Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
Do I hear thirty-nine?
MIKE: Come on! (SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
"小孩你要放胆吓 "To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.
青少年你就该怕" "If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."
好吧，吓小孩 不吓青少年！ Okay, scare the little kid.
(ROARS)
Avoid the teenager! (GASPS)
我在讲电话！ FEMALE TEENAGER 1: I'm on the phone!
没人理解我！ (BUZZING) (GROANS)
MALE TEENAGER 1: No one understands me!
随便啦 (ROARS) (BUZZES)
MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever. (ROARS)
(BUZZES) (GROANS)
但是，爸爸，我爱他！ FEMALE TEENAGER 2: But, Daddy, I love him!
(BELL DINGS)
(ROARS) (CHILD SCREAMS)
MALE ANNOUNCER: First place, Roar Omega Roar!
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
Whoo!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
(CROWD CHEERING)
你们真差！ MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
"有人来，看见你，这晚就完蛋 "Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.
躲猫猫，找掩护，千万记得闪！" "Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
你们有10秒钟，躲！ You got 10 seconds. Go!
凉亭，落叶堆，空旷的草地！ Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
还有一个？ And there should be one more.
－我躲的怎么样？－不错啊，老唐 (WHISTLES) How did I do?
谢了，不过我好像下不来了！ Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
Thanks! I cannot get down.
殭尸咆哮 Zombie snarl! (SNARLING)
愤怒的狮子狗 Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
充气小丑 My Aunt Phyllis. (GROANING)
赖床鬼！完全正确！ In the morning.
That's what I'm talking about!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
开工啰 (ALARM BUZZES) Time to go to work.
出局 (GASPS) You're out!
出局 You're out.
运气不怎么样啊，（爬烟囱的）圣诞老人 (SIGHS)
Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
(CROWD CHEERING) (WHOOPING)
谢了 Thank you.
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
耶！ Yeah!
我们只剩两队角逐冠军宝座了！ (WHOOPING) Yeah!
We're down to o remaining team,
精吓会和万事OK社！ Roar Omega Rr and Oozma Ka!
这是我们的最后一场比赛！ Which leads us to the final event!
"你浑身解数都别省 "Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
模拟器看谁最吓人" "The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
就在明晚，你们将在全校面前 证明自己的吓人技术 Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
趁现在好好享受这一刻吧，小伙子们 in front of the whole school!
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
因为你们输了之后，没人会记得你们 After you lose, no one will remember you.
也许吧，不过如果你们输了 大家可都会牢牢记住你们的 Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
哇，这句话讲得好帅哎 Oh, boy. That is a good point.
－你们太棒了！－你们一定得教教我们 Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
You've got to teach us your moves.
那么，你们该问这个人 Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
当然，我可以教你们 你想躲在椅子后面？ Oh... (CHUCKLES) Sure, I can teach you.
你得变成椅子 All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
You have to become the chair.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Thanks for coming, Dean.
郝刻薄院长，如果我们回到惊吓学院 Dean Hardscrabble!
If we get back into the Scaring program,
希望你不计前嫌 I hope there's no hard feelings.
明天，你们所有人都要证明自己够吓人 Tomorrow, each of you must prove
that you are undeniably scary.
不过我知道有一个人无法办到 And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
(INDISTINCT)
－不，他比任何人都要努力 －但你真的认为他吓得了人吗？ No. He works harder than anyone.
－他是这支队伍的灵魂人物！ －你认为他够吓人吗？ Do you think he's scary?
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Do you think he's scary?
(ROARS)
我们明天一定可以大获全胜，毛怪 我很确定，我们的生活就要回归正轨了 We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
大眼仔，你教了我很多不错的诀窍 Hey, Mike?
You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
－希望给我个机会回报你 －当然，随时都可以 I'd love to return the favor sometime.
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
－现在吗？－好了 We're doing this now? Okay.
你背了教科书的所有内容 所有的惊吓理论，那很好 You've memorized every textbook,
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
但现在，把它们统统忘了 深呼吸，然后发自内心地吓人 Hey! (CAT YOWLS)
But now it's time to forget all that.
Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
－用心感觉……－没错！更狂野一些！ Huh. Just feel it.
－我不确定，我有自己的一套…… －何妨试一下呢 Exactly. Go wild.
I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
Give it a try.
很好，再更凶猛一点！ (ROARS) Good, but bigger!
再一次！从你的丹田！ (ROARS) Nope. You're thinking again.
From the gut! (GRUNTING)
让你内心的那只怪兽怒吼！ Let the animal out!
再更深一点！ (ROARING)
Come on! Dig deep!
(ROARING LOUDLY)
小伙子们？现在都半夜了！ SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
那么，我表现得如何？ So, how was that?
－不错，击个掌吧 －你知道吗？感觉真的有点不一样 Up top. Ha-ha!
感觉有点进步了，明天这时候 全校都可以见识麦克华斯基的吓人功力 You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school is finally going to see
what Mike Wazowski can do.
对极了 (CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
? Monsters University
? We give our heart to yu
? Wherever children are dreaming
? We'll bring them nightmares, too
? Oh, Monsters University
? Alma Mater hail to you
欢迎来到惊吓杯决赛！ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the final competition
of the Scare Gam.
(CROWD CHEERING) (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
这是个展现你们吓人功力的机会 MALE ANNOUNCER: It's time to see how terrifying
通过我们的惊吓模拟器！ you really are,
in the Scare Simulators!
请注意 每台模拟器都已经设定为最高难度 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warne.
Each simulated Se has been set
to the highest difficulty lev.
最高难度？ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: First Scarers to the starting line.
第一组参赛者请上起跑线
好了，就跟之前说好的一样 我先来，然后老唐… Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
等等，大眼仔是这整件事的核心人物 Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
我觉得应该让他压轴 and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
－你应该最后再上 －他说得对，大眼仔，来个完美的结尾！ I think you should go last.
ALL: Yes!
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
－好吧，老唐，你第一个可以吗？ －我想我已经准备够了 All right. Don, you okay going first?
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
万事OK！ ALL: Oozma Kappa!
(CROWD CHEERING) MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
要不要我们稍微放点水啊，老爷子？ Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
释放你心中的怪兽，老唐！ (LAUGHS EVILLY)
Unleash the beast, Don!
没问题 Okay, then.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(PANTING)
(CROWD GASPING)
(GASPS)
(SQUEAKING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARING)
(ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Huh? Huh?
谢谢你对老人家放水 Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
(ALL GASPING)
下一组请上起跑线 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Next group to the starting line.
来吧！ BOTH: Let's do this.
(ROARS)
(DINGS)
耶！ (CHEERING) Yes! Yeah!
(BOTH ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING)
(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
－上吧软Q！－你能做到，老兄 Come on, Art. Come on, buddy.
You can do it. (ALL ENCOURAGING)
Yes! (CHEERING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
CROWD: Aw!
(ALL GROANING)
下一组，苏利文对宝基 MALE ANNOUNCER: Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
-= 七岁女孩 =-
-= 来自：夏威夷考艾岛 =- -= 害怕：打雷、狮子 =-
加油，毛怪 You got this, Sull.
(ROARS) (SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
(DINGING)
现在两队几乎平手！ MALE ANNOUNCER: And it's all tied up!
看来精吓会失手了喔 (LAUGHING) (ALL CHEERING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
爱心图案？ Huh? Hearts?
你干的好事！ Huh?
Way to go, Boggs!
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
Yay!
这是我最后一次输给你，毛怪 That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
沃辛顿和华斯基各就各位！ Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
(EXHALES)
别管郝刻薄，别管其他人 Hey.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
Don't worry about anyone else.
专心吓人，让他们看看麦克华斯基的本领 Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
谢了 Thanks.
(CHEERING)
(MIKE EXHALING)
不用患得患失，反正你是铁定要退学的 Don't take the loss too hard.
You never belonged here anyway.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(MIKE PANTING)
(SCRATCHING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
沃辛顿表现十分惊人！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing performance by Worthington!
强尼大英雄！ Johnny, you're my hero! CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
万事OK社需要一次破纪录的超水准惊吓！ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas will need a record-breakg
Scare to win this.
－你别想进惊吓区 －没人会记得你 LITTLE MONSTER: You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
来吧，用力吼！ SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
(ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
Yeah!
(CROWD CHEERING)
他成功了！ They did it!
(CHEERING) (YELPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah! Hey!
我们可以回惊吓学院了！ (LAUGHING)
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)
你这小混蛋，快去吧！ Come here, you son of a gun!
Way to go!
有点黏住了，抱歉 史乖宝太太 Yeah!
Oh! A little stuck.
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
你可以叫我雪莉 (GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
我们赢了！ We did it!
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
－你太强了！－我从来没这么开心过 Thank you! Thanks a lot.
You rule!
你们干得太好了，嘿，大眼仔 I have never ruled before.
(LAUGHING) You guys killed it out there!
Awesome!
Hey, Wazowski!
来吧，你个神人，咱们去庆祝吧 Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
－大眼仔？－我成功了 Mike?
I did it.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
－我就要成为惊吓专员了 －对，嗯嗯，没错 I'm going to be a Scarer!
听到了吗？孩子，好好睡吧 你还没看见麦克华斯基真正的可怕之处！ (LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
(SCREAMING)
(BEEPING)
我知道我很吓人，但是有这么吓人吗？ I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
是啊，可能是我们太恐怖 把它给弄坏了。走吧 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
Come on.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
(SCREAMING) (GASPS)
－这个开关被人动过 －嗯，我觉得你不用纠结这些 MIKE: It's been tampered with.
Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
为什么我的设定和其他人不一样？ MIKE: Why are my settings different?
大眼仔，我们该走了 Mike, we should leave.
－是你干的？－大眼仔…… Did you do this? Mike.
Did you do this?
(SIGHS) I...
－好吧是我干的，但你不明白…… －为什么，为什么要这样？ Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
Why? Why did you do this?
－那个，以防万一…… －以防什么的万一？ (SIGHS) You know, just in case.
In case of what?
－你觉得我不够吓人？－大眼仔…… You don't think I'm scary.
你说你相信我 Mike...
You said you believed in me.
但你就跟郝刻薄一样，就跟其他人一样！ But you're just like Hardscrabble.
－听着，你会一天比一天进步的…… －我跟你一样吓人！ You're just like everyone else!
Look, you'll get better and better...
－我跟任何怪物一样吓人 －我只想是帮你 I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
－不，你只想帮你自己 －那我该怎么办？ I just wanted to help. No.
You just wanted to help yourself.
让整支队伍就因为你不够吓人而输掉？ Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
(BUZZES)
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN: So your calculations were a little off.
That door took me all semester.
It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
苏利文同学，做得不错 KNIGHT: Sullivan.
Nice work out there.
我很期待在课堂上再次看到你 I look forward to having you back in class.
他在那！ CHET: Hey, there he is!
我可能看错你了 Looks like I was wrong about you.
－你终究还是属于精吓会 －干得好，毛怪 You're one of us after all.
CHET: Way to go, Sulley! Welcome back, broham!
欢迎回来！
你现在跟我们一样了 You are one of us now, okay?
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
You're a ROR, buddy!
Hey!
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(BUZZES)
你做了什么？ You did what?
和我的队员们无关，是我干的 My team had nothing to do with it.
It was all me. I cheated.
我作弊了
我希望你明天就离开学校 I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
遵命，院长 Yes, ma'am.
你是学校的耻辱 You're a disgrace to this university
同时也辱没了你家族的名声 and your family name.
(ALARM BLARING)
－怎么回事？ －有人闯进了门实验室！ What's going on?
Someone broke into the door lab!
什么？ What?
哦不…… Oh, no.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
把门打开，不要进那里去！ Open the door! Don't go in there!
(EXHALES)
(ROARS) (GASPS)
(ROARS)
你看起来好好玩 You look funny.
什么？ What?
(GIRL YAWNING)
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
(ROARS) (GASPS)
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
(PANTING)
毛怪！ (STUDENTS MURMURING)
James!
有关部门抵达现场前谁都不准靠近 No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
－你觉得这会不会是……－是大眼仔 You don't think that could be...
他可能会送命的！ It's Mike.
But he could die out there!
毛怪，等等！ James, wait! We can help.
－我们来帮你 －让老练的销售员来处理吧 Leave it to the old master of sales.
我们会试着拨号过去但顶多也只能…… We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
Ahem!
销售员唐卡顿，各位 今天是你们的幸运日 Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
你们有没有问过自己这些问题 How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
－逮捕他！－说什么？ Arrest him. Pardon?
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
－双脚打开，不准动！－别介啊 Spread them, pops!
DON: Do you mind? Don't move!
苏利文，给我站住！别进去！ What? Sullivan!
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
(GASPS)
大眼仔，大眼仔 Mike?
Mike! (GASPS) (SIREN WAILS)
WOMAN: The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
They're calling it an alien.
GIRL: It was!
I saw a little green guy!
What's the problem, ma'am?
(GASPS) (WIND WHOOSHING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
大眼仔？ (WHISPERS) Mike?
(GRUNTS)
(CROWD GASP) (GASPS)
－野熊！－营区里有野熊！ MALE CAMP COUNSELOR: Bear! A bear in the camp!
RANGER 1: Call this in to headquarters.
(PANTING)
(GASPS LOUDLY)
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
(RANGERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
I heard something over here!
(SPLASH) (GASPS)
大眼仔？ (SIGHS) Mike!
来吧，兄弟，我们得离开这里 Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
都是我的错，我很抱歉 This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
你是对的，他们根本不怕我 You were right. They weren't scared of me.
我做了所有我该做的 I did everything right.
我比任何人都渴望成功 I wanted it more than anyone.
我以为，只要我的心态足够强大 我就能向天下人证明…… And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
麦克华斯基是个与众不同的奇才 That Mike Wazowski is something special.
可我…… And I'm just
并不是 not.
－听着，大眼仔，我理解你的心情 －别说了！拜托你别骗我了！ Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
－你怎么可能会理解我？ －大眼仔，冷静一点 Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
You do not know how I feel.
像你这样的怪物啥都不缺 你都不用努力去上进 Mike, calm down.
Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.
你可以三天两头搞砸一切 可全世界却还是会喜欢你 You can mess up over and over again
你永远不会懂什么叫失败 因为你天生是苏利文一家 and the whole world loves you. Mike...
You'll never know what it's like to fail
because you were born a Sullivan!
是啊，我是苏利文家的人 但是我每次考试都不及格 Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
还被踢出惊吓学科 The one who got kicked out of the program,
因为怕输掉比赛而被所有人瞧不起 所以要去作弊 the one who was so afraid to let everyone down
that I cheated.
我说谎了 And I lied.
(SIGHS)
大眼仔，我或许永远都不会懂你的失败 Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
但你并不是这里唯一的失败者 but you're not the only failure here.
我看起来很吓人，大眼仔 I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
但大多时候……
我自己都怕得要死 I'm terrified.
你为什么从来没告诉我这些事？ How come you never told me that before?
因为…… Because
我们以前不是朋友 we weren't friends before.
RANGER 3: Check the lake! (GASPS)
RANGER 4: I heard something here!
(GASPS)
(GASPS) RANGER 5: This way!
(PANTING)
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
在那里！ Over there!
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTS)
毛怪！ MIKE: Sulley!
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
(BOTH GASP)
不！ No!
他们还在那！ They're still in there!
在有关部门抵达之前 这扇门必须保持关闭 Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
不，你不能这样！ No! You can't do that! No!
－不行！－够了！ Enough! I want this room cleared now!
立刻清空这个房间！
You can't do this! (ALL CLAMORING)
(GASPS) (SIREN WAILS)
我们得离开这里！ We got to get out of here!
让他们来吧！如果我们吓唬他们 我是说真的恐吓他们 Let them come. What?
If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
没准能产生足够的尖叫能源 从这边把回去的门打开 we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
－你在说什么？ －我在书里曾经读到过这种事 What are you talking about?
I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
－这绝对能行的 －他们是成年人，不像小孩子那么好吓！ This could work!
They're adults. I can't do this.
你可以做到的，只要按我说的去做 Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD THUDDING)
(WIND HOWLING)
1，2，3…… (MOUTHING)
(SLAMS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Mama!
(DISTORTING) Mama...
(RANGERS GASP)
(SCRATCHING) (GASPING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD SCRATCH)
是什么…… What the...
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
－现在呢？－第二阶段 Now what? Phase two.
(CLATTERING) (RANGERS GASPING)
(RANGER WHIMPERS) Keep together.
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
(RANGERS MURMURING)
准备好了？ (WHISPERING) Are you ready?
－大眼仔，我办不到。－你可以 Mike, I can't. Yes, you can.
不要再当苏利文家的人了，做你自己 Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
FOREST RANGER: Assistance on the north side.
我们需要增援！ Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
(ALL GASPING) Look! What was it?
Let's go.
(RANGERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(RANGERS GASPING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ROARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
(CANISTERS DINGING)
(ROARING) (RANGERS WHIMPERING)
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
毛怪，快来！ Sulley, come on!
(GASPS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH PANTING)
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
－你怎么做到的？－别问我 (STAMMERS) How did you do this?
Don't ask me.
(SPARKS CRACKLING) (GASPS)
7423状况，好了，这里需要清洗 Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.
确保周围安全，没有人类小孩侵入 重复，没有人类小孩侵入 All right, everybody, clear out.
Secure the perimeter.
No child breach. Repeat: no child breach.
你毁了我的门！ You ruined our doors!
I've been working on my door all semester!
－你们还活着！－真高兴你们都没事 Let's go, you two.
You're alive!
We are so glad you're safe.
等等，他们会怎么样？ Hey, wait!
这该交由校长决定 CDA AGENT: That's for the university president to decide.
但可以确定的是，我一定会好好盯着他们 But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
随时盯着他们 Always watching.
－开除？－是啊，我们搞砸了 Expelled?
－那你们要离开学校了？ －对，哥们，我们得走了 So, you're leaving?
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
－真惨，兄弟。－抱歉，各位 Harsh, man.
如果不是我们，你们应该已经进惊吓学院了 I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
right now if it wasn't for us.
－怎么？－哦，你们一定不会相信 What?
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is the gosh-darnedest thing.
郝刻薄推荐我们全部的人去念惊吓学科 Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
－什么？！ －她对我们在比赛中的表现印象深刻 What?
She was impressed with our performance in the games.
她推荐我们下学期去进修惊吓学科！ She invited us to join next semester!
－恭喜你们大伙了！ －这不是唯一的好消息喔 (CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
And that's not the only piece of good news.
雪莉和我订婚了！ Sherrie and I are engaged!
－谁是雪莉？－是我妈…… Oh. Who is Sherrie?
－喔，我一生最爱的两个男人 －过来给我拥抱一下 (SIGHING) She's my mom.
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
Come here. Give me some sugar.
Oh! (BOTH CHUCKLING)
－好恶心。－好啦，史考特 Ugh! So uncomfortable.
你不用把我当作新爸爸 毕竟我们曾是兄弟会的伙伴 Oh, come on, Scott.
I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
感觉真奇怪 This is so weird.
只要把我当成即将 和你妈结婚的一个大哥就好 DON: Just think of me as your big brother
that's marrying your mother.
好像说得不对……我们还是兄弟 只是共享一个妈妈，呃，我的老婆 Wait. Hold on.
We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
听起来更糟糕了 That's worse.
喔，我想我们该走了 Well, I guess we should be going now.
答应我，你们会和我们保持联络 Promise me you'll keep in touch.
你们是我看过的最可怕的一群怪物 You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
别让他人否定你们的与众不同 Don't let anyone tell you different.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
现在该怎么办？ So, what now?
你知道吗？这是我生命中第一次 脑袋里想不出半个计划 You know, for the first time in my life, I don't really have a plan.
你是伟大的麦克华斯基啊 你一定能想出什么新点子 You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.
我想我该放弃成为一个伟大的怪物了 I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
就这样马马虎虎的也好 I'm okay just being okay.
有缘再见了，毛怪 So long, Sull.
再见 So long.
－大眼仔！－快停车！ Wazowski! (SCREAMS)
Whoa! Stop the bus!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
(PANTING) Mike,
我不知道有哪个惊吓专员 做得到你做过的那些事情 I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
我知道所有人都以为 是我把那些人吓得半死，但实际上 I know, everyone sees us together,
they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
我从一开始就一直都在沾你的光 I've been riding your coattails since day one!
是你和郝刻薄打赌 是你让一支平庸队伍翻身变冠军 You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
而我做了什么？只抓了一头猪 All I did was catch a pig!
－严格说来，其实是我抓到的 －说得一点都不错！ Technically, I caught the pig.
你以为自己只是马马虎虎？ 你打破了学校有史以来的惊吓纪录！ Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
－不是我打破的。－是你！ That wasn't me! That was you!
你认为我可能独力完成那件创举吗？ 我在开学第一天甚至连铅笔都没带！ You think I could have done that without you?
I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
大眼仔，你不吓人，真的一点不吓人 但是你无所畏惧 Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
But you are fearless.
如果郝刻薄看不到你的才华 那她真的可以去…… And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
我可以怎样？ I can just what?
小心点，苏利文同学 我正准备开始喜欢你呢 Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
－抱歉。－好吧，先生们 Sorry.
Well, gentlemen,
你们似乎再次登上了头版 it seems you made the front page again.
你们两个一起达成了 本校史无前例的成就 The two of you did something together
that no one has ever done before.
这让我惊讶莫名 You surprised me.
也许我以后是该多关注一下 其他能带来惊喜的学生，像你们一样 Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
like you in my program.
但目前你们两位只需要知道 我已经没有什么东西可教你们了 But as far as the two of you are concerned
there is nothing I can do for you now.
也许还可说一句：祝你们好运 Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
对了，华斯基同学 希望你继续保持你那令人惊叹的精神 And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
知道吗，确实还有一个 去怪兽电力公司工作的方法 You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
收发室一直在招人 They're always hiring in the mailroom.
这比我想像的还要好！ This is better than I ever imagined!
我敢打赌，我们第一年就能打破纪录！ I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.
－大眼仔，我们只是收发员 －知道，我说的是收发员的纪录 Mike, we're mail guys.
I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
(GASPS)
好了新来的，别偷懒哦 All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
你们要知道，随便丢弃邮件 也是可能会被流放的！ I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
－是，长官！ －我们绝对不敢，雪人先生 punishable by banishment! Yes, sir.
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
毛怪和大眼仔改变世界的第一天！ The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
are going to change the world starting today!
－说“吓”！－吓！ Say scream!
Scream! Scream!
-= 在怪物电力公司的第一天 =- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-= 创下最高收发纪录 =-
-= 新上任的清洁团队 =-
-= 在自助餐厅的第一天 =-
-= 金勺子团队 =-
-= 装罐员的第一天 =-
-= 怪兽电力公司惊吓选拔赛 =-
-= 引人瞩目的新星 =-
-= 成为惊吓专员的第一天 =-
华斯基！祝你第一天上工顺利！ Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
－祝好运，大眼仔！－谢了，各位 Thanks, Merv.
Good luck, Mike!
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
你来吗，搭档？ You coming, Coach?
那还用说 You better believe it.
(EXHALES)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
(SIGHING LOUDLY)
总算到了，我的第一堂课！ I made it! My first day of class!
学期结束了，孩子，你又错过了 -= 暑假快乐 =- Uh, the school year's over, son. You missed it.
太好了 Great.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
=阿三3D电影网= http://www.i3i3.com
(SHRIEKS)
To the head bone ? To the head bone
The head bone's connected to the horn bone ? The head bone's connected to the horn bone
The horn bone's right above the wing bones ? The horn bone's right above the wing bones ?
(小怪兽们的欢笑声) (LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)
- (吼叫) - 啊！ (GROWLS) Ah!
- 我吓到你了！ - 才没有。 I scared you! No, you didn't.
还记得我们校外教学的规矩吗？ Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
不推挤不咬人，还有，不准喷火 Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
我刚刚说什么来着？ (ROARS) What did I just say?
Eighteen, nineteen...
嗯，少了一个，是谁不见啦？ Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
哦，麦克华斯基 Oh. Mike Wazowski.
谢了，乔。祝你早日完成那份填字游戏 Thanks, Joe.
Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
－抱歉，麦克，我没看见你。－没关系。 Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
That's okay.
我在车上找到五分钱 可惜没有口袋可以装 When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
I wish I had pockets.
好了，开始分组 大家去找各自的组员 Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
我们一起吧，杰瑞米？呃好吧，没关系 Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
海莉？你已经跟克莱儿组啦？ 好吧，她是个好伙伴 Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
罗素！我是麦克！麦克，麦克华斯基 Russell.
Mike? Wazowski?
We car-pool?
我们是亲戚啊……好吧 We're cousins. BOTH: Hey!
Okay. Good catching up.
－祝你们同组愉快！ －麦克，看来今天又是我们同组了 Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
(AGREES NERVOUSLY)
(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
－快点，凯伦，我们得跟上大家！ －请别叫我凯伦 Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
(LAUGHING) Please don't call me Karen.
现在请你们稍微站拢一些 这里是一个非常危险的区域 TOUR GUIDE: Now, stay close together.
We're entering a very dangerous area.
欢迎来到惊吓区 Welcome to the Scare Floor.
LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!
(MALE MONSTER CHATTERING ON PA)
(WORKERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
我们就是在这里收集惊吓能源 来供应整个怪兽世界的用电 TOUR GUIDE: This is where we collect the Scream Energy
to power our whole world. (ALL GASP)
那么谁可以告诉我 在这里工作的人叫什么呀？ And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
－惊吓专员！－没错 ALL: Scarers!
现在谁可以让我见识一下 最可怕的怒吼啊 That's right!
Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
－我！我！ －先生，两点钟方向有只绿色的小家伙！ ALL: Me, me, me!
Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
two o'clock! (ROARS)
No, it's like this. (ROARS)
－嘿，你瞧这个。－我真的很会怒吼的！ Hey, guys, watch this one. (ROARS)
Hey, I got a really good...
(BOTH ROARING)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
ALL: (GASPING) Wow!
Whoa.
喔嗨，小朋友们。 你们是来这里上户外课程的吗？ Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?
是的，我们来这里了解惊吓能源 Yeah! MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
We're here to learn about Scream Energy
还有如何成为惊吓专员 and what it takes to be a Scarer.
嗯，你们运气不错喔 Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.
因为我刚好就是个惊吓专员
而我的所有知识都来自于我的母校 －怪兽大学－ I learned everything I know from my school,
Monsters University.
那是怪兽世界最好的大学 Whoa.
想得美，恐怖科大才是顶尖 It's the best Scaring School there is.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
好吧，你们在一旁看我们工作 再告诉我们哪间大学比较棒，好吗？ Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
当然是怪兽大学 (WHISPERS) MU is.
(BELL RINGING)
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA: West coast coming onli.
Scarers coming o.
不要再往前走啰， 请你们待在线后面 MALE SCARER: Oops. Stop right there.
Don't cross over that safety line.
人类小孩的毒性可是很强的 Human children are extremely toxic.
－你们看那个！－嘿，别碰我的眼睛！ Look at that! (LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
LITTLE MONSTER 1: Look at that! It's amazing!
LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
不好意思，大伙儿 能不能让矮的人站前面 ALL: Wow! MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
How about we do tallest in the back? (GASPS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
－看，他要进去了！－吓死他们！ LITTLE MONSTER 3: Look, he's going to
do a real scare! (PANTING)
(ROARS) (MIKE SIGHS)
－酷毙了，我也想成为惊吓专员 －拜托，我也想看一下 Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
Yeah. Me, too.
Come on, guys. I want to see.
一边玩去，华斯基。 你这辈子根本别想进惊吓专区 Out of the way, Wazowski.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
(RATTLING)
－布莱恩，不要超过安全线 －葛雷夫老师 Brian! Do not step over the line.
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
麦克超过线了
(GASPS) Michael!
麦克！！！
(DOOR CREAKING)
－看吧，我就说他好好的 －我觉得好像听到什么 MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
FATHER: Well, I thought I heard something.
(SCRATCHING)
(BOY GASPS)
(BOY SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)
怎么了？ What?
(ALL CHATTERING) Are you okay?
FEMALE MONSTER: You could have gotten hurt!
那真的太危险了，孩子 我都不晓得你在房间里 That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
哇，我都不晓得你进了房间 (CHUCKLES)
不赖啊，孩子 Not bad, kid.
麦克，这时候你该对自己说些什么？ Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
要怎样才能成为惊吓专员？ How do I become a Scarer?
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
到站了，怪兽大学。有要下车的吗？ Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
(SIGHS)
好了各位，我不想显得太矫情 不过这是一个重要的时刻 Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
but everything in my life has led to this moment.
希望这不只是我梦想的开始 更是我们所有人梦想的开始 Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
but the beginning of all of our dreams.
格莱迪，要继续参加试镜喔 Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
玛莉，不要放弃寻找你的另一半 Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
菲尔，要继续擦药膏 脸上那些东西才会好得快 Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
祝各位日后一帆风顺 谢谢你们大家！ I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
(MIKE PANTING)
好吧，我感动得快哭了。下你的车吧 I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
(EXHALES)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
（怪兽大学）
嗨，你好吗 Hello. How are you doing? (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
Ah!
Whoo-hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
Come on, put all you have into it!
好，清单上的第一件事：注册 Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.
你好，新生。我是注册管理处的杰， Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
我是来告诉你：新生注册请走那边！ and I'm here to say that registration is thataway!
－谢了，杰。－祝你第一天事事顺利！ Okay, Jay.
Have a great first day.
嗨，我是凯。这是你的新生资料袋 Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
谢谢你，凯 Thanks, Kay.
你可以把包包寄放在这里 然后去让崔替你照相 You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
－说"万岁！"－万岁！ Say hooray! Hooray!
我简直不敢相信…… 我终于成为一个大学生了！ I can't believe it.
I'm officially a college student!
嗨！你们好，我是菲 由我在这美好的一天为你们做校园导览！ Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
(TOUR PARTICIPANTS CHATTERING)
这里是实验室，学生们在这里学习 FAY: Here are the labs where students learn
如何设计和建造 通往人类世界的大门 to design and build the doors to the human world.
(DOOR BUZZING)
教授刚好要测试一扇门了！ Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
怪大学生餐厅提供各式美食 The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.
我认为我们拥有全世界最美味的自助餐 I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
哦耶！ Oh! Yeah!
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
学校有各种科系可供选读 The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
而怪大最热门的科系，就是惊吓学院 but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
(ALL MURMURING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
欢迎加入辩论社！我们很高兴…… Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.
我不同意，我认为快乐并不是可以理论… I disagree for the following reasons.
True happiness is a theoretical construct...
嗨！记得随时观望天空还有天文社！ Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
at the astronomy club!
-= 艺术社 =-
快点来加入即兴表演社！ 你会希望你从来、没有、总是……可恶 Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improv club.
You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
Ah, dang it!
怪大学生会，我们赞助一年一度的惊吓杯 MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
－惊什么？－惊吓杯 (STAMMERS) The Scare what now?
The Scare Games!
竞争激烈的惊吓比赛 A super-intense Scaring competition!
这个比赛疯狂到发生什么都不奇怪 They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
去年有一大票人全进了医院呢 A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
－你很有可能会挂掉。－但完全值得！ You could totally die.
And it's worth it.
你有机会证明自己是最棒的怪物！ You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
酷 MIKE: Cool.
华斯基，319寝 MALE DORM PROCTOR: Wazowski, Room 319.
你知道吗？你的室友也主修惊吓学科 You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
(GASPS)
嗨，我是你的室友！太平淡了 "Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
不要太心急，顺其自然吧 Don't force it. Just let it happen.
你一辈子的好朋友就在这扇门后面 Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
(EXHALES SLOWLY)
(GASPS)
嗨，我是你的室友 蓝道宝基，主修惊吓学科 Hey there. I'm your roomie.
Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
Oh! (STAMMERS) Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
我叫麦克华斯基，也主修惊吓学科 I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
我敢说我们很快就会变成好伙伴 麦克，你可以先选自己想睡的床 Take whichever bed you want.
我让你先选 I wanted you to have first dibs.
Ahh!
－你刚才就这样消失了！－抱歉 (GASPS) You just disappeared.
Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
如果我在课堂上这样做 一定会成为全班的笑柄
不，这太棒了，你一定要用这招 No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
－真的？－真的，但不要戴眼镜，效果会更棒 Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.
They give it away. Huh.
(PRACTICES GROWLING)
(RATTLES)
MIKE: Okay!
打开行李，好了。贴海报，好了 Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
现在只剩下在每堂课拿最高分 Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
以优异的成绩毕业， 然后成为有史以来最棒的惊吓专员 and become the greatest Scarer ever.
我真希望可以跟你一样有自信，麦克 Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
－你真的一点都不紧张吗？ －完全不会 Aren't you even a little nervous?
Actually, no.
我有生以来就等待着这一刻 I've been waiting for this my whole life.
我等不及要开始我的大学生活了 I just can't wait to get started.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(BELL TOLLING)
哇啊，我不能在第一天就迟到啊 Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
Wow.
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(SCOFFS)
开玩笑吧…… You got to be kidding me.
－我好紧张。－放轻松，一切都会好的 I'm so nervous!
Relax. It will be fine.
同学们早，欢迎来到惊吓基础课堂 Good morning, students. (STUDENTS SHUSHING)
Welcome to Scaring 101.
我是K教授。我十分确定 I am Professor Knight.
Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
在你们的一亩三分地里 你们肯定都是最可怕的怪物
但各位，坏消息来了： 现在你们都是在我的地盘上 Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
而我可不是被吓大……噢 and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
郝刻薄院长！ 真是出人意料的惊喜 Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
她是个传奇人物 她立下至今没人能打破的惊吓纪录 She's a legend.
She broke the all-time Scare Record
那次的尖叫声就收在那个罐子里 with the scream in that very can!
我无意打断，不过我刚好路过 便想来看看…… I don't mean to interrupt.
I just thought I'd drop by
这些选修我的惊吓学科的新面孔 to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
(ALL MURMURING)
嗯，我想学生们会很乐意听听 您的几句，呃，勉励？ Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
a few words of inspiration.
勉励？好吧 Inspiration? Very well.
一个怪物的价值，在于他们是否够吓人 Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
如果你吓不了人…… If you're not scary
又怎么配称得上是怪物？ what kind of a monster are you?
我的工作，是使优秀的学生更加优秀 It's my job to make great students greater,
而不是帮助平庸者不再平庸下去 not make mediocre students less mediocre.
这就是为什么学期结束前 我会举办一次测试的原因 That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
未能通过测试者… Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
就得退出惊吓学科
(GASPS)
(ALL MURMURING)
我希望你们都得到勉励了 So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
(STUDENTS GASP)
嗯，好啦好啦 KNIGHT: All right. All right.
谁能告诉我： 一个有效的怒吼都有哪些要素？ Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
Yes?
－那边那位。－事实上，有五个判断的要素 There are actually five.
包括共鸣声，时间长短 Those include the roar's resonance,
the duration of the roar, and the...
还有…… (ROARING) (ALL GASP)
抱歉，我听见有人说怒吼 所以我就直接示范了 Whoops. Sorry.
I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.
不好意思，我不是故意要吓你们的 Oh, excuse me, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?
－非常令人瞩目，你是？ －苏利文，詹姆士苏利文 Very impressive, Mister...
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
苏利文？你认识惊吓专员比尔苏利文吗？ Sullivan.
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
他是我爸 Yeah. He's my dad.
(ALL MURMURING) He's a Sullivan!
我早该想到的 那么，我很期待你的表现 I should have known. I expect big things from you.
－你肯定不会失望的。－呃，抱歉 Well, you won't be disappointed.
－我可以继续说了吗？ －不用了，苏利文同学做了很好的示范 Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS) Should I keep going?
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Huh.
拿出你们的惊吓理论，翻到第一章 Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
and open them to chapter one.
嘿，同学，能不能借支铅笔？ 我啥都没带 Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
I forgot all my stuff.
喔，太好了！终于可以把它剔出来 Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
Mmm... Yeah.
来吧，麦克， 我们一定得去参加兄弟会和姊妹会的联谊 RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
and sorority party. We have to go!
如果没通过期末考试，我们就完了 我可不想冒这个险 If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
I'm not taking any chances.
你还有一整个学期可以念书 RANDY: You've got the whole semester to study,
but this might be our only chance
但这一次说不定是我们唯一可以 和那些超酷的同学认识的机会哪 to get in good with the cool kids.
我还做了小蛋糕 That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.
喔喔，差点就出丑了 (CHUCKLES) That could have been embarrassing.
当我成为惊吓专员以后 我肯定会有参加不完的派对 When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
－别惹麻烦喔，老弟。－哇哈哈 (CHUCKLES) Wild man.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
What the...
怎么回… (SQUEALS)
(SCREAMS) Archie!
阿奇！ (BOTH SCREAM)
Boo!
嘿！你是怎么……你在嘘我？ Hey! What are you... (SHUSHING)
Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...
嘿，嘿，你不能… (MUFFLED MUTTERING)
－他去哪了？那家伙死定了 －那家伙惨了，惨了！ MONSTER 1: Where did he go? MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
That guy's in big trouble.
Yeah, he is.
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
(CHUCKLES)
恐怖科大的傻瓜 Fear Tech dummies. (MUFFLED PROTESTS)
(GASPING) Oh, oh!
－抱歉啦，老兄。－你为什么在我房里？ Sorry about that, buddy.
Why are you in my room?
你的房间？这明明是我…… Your room? This is my...
这不是我房间！阿奇，快出来！ This is not my room.
Archie! Come here, boy.
(MIMICS PIG) Archie?
－阿奇？ －那只惊吓猪，它是恐怖科大的吉祥物 Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
－那它为什么在这？ －我偷的，我要拿去精吓会 Why is it here? (SNIGGERING)
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
－精什么？－精英的精，精吓会 The what?
Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
全校最优秀的兄弟会 他们只收最高水平的精英学员 They only accept the highly elite.
好，我抬床，你抓猪 Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
－什么？我才不……－好了？ㄧ，二，三！ Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... Oh! What...
别让它跑了！小心，它会咬人的！ That's it. Don't let go.
Careful. He's a biter. (MIKE WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMS)
Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!
(GROANS) (SQUEALING)
抓到了！ I got him!
Uh-oh! Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
好爽！哦差点忘了。我是詹姆士苏利文 That was awesome!
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
麦克华斯基 Mike Wazowski.
听着，很高兴认识你 不过我该去读我的惊吓理论了 Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
and whatever that is,
but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
惊吓哪是用读的？你得身体力行才对 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) You don't need to study Scaring.
You just do it.
真的吗？我觉得有些东西 还是必须去读才知道 Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
不过嘛，嘿，谢谢你来串门……别动那个！ But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
(GASPS) Let go of that!
－我的帽子！－我的猪！ My hat! My pig!
(CHUCKLING)
Ooh!
Hey! Come here!
Hey!
(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)
Catch it!
回来！ Ooh! Yeah! (SCREAMS)
Ride it to frat row!
(YELPING)
? Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ?
Hey!
Whoa... Ow!
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(MONSTER WHOOPING)
(YELPING)
Wow!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHOOPING)
Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
Go, go, go! (SCREAMS)
Hey...
Come on! Hey! Ooh!
要杯子蛋糕吗？ Cupcake?
(SCREAMS) (GASPS)
(GROANS)
Whoa...
(GRUNTS)
(SULLEY LAUGHING)
Ooh! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(BELLS RINGING)
(SQUEALS)
抓到了！ Got it! (CHUCKLES)
(WHOOPING)
Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
怪大最棒！ (ALL CHEERING)
ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!
你看到他怎样抓到那只猪的吗？ JTC PRESIDENT: Did you see him catch that pig?
这位新人，你绝对是钢牙兄弟会的料！ You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
－不不不，他一定得加入怒吼社 －闪开，我们先看见他的！ No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
Back off. We saw him first.
No way. We did!
－休想，是我们先！ －借光，我想和他说个话 JOHNNY: I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
我是强尼沃辛顿，精吓会的会长 Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
－你叫什么名字？大个子 －詹姆士苏利文 What's your name, big blue?
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
－朋友们都叫我毛怪 －你是苏利文家的？ This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
“那个”苏利文家族的？不敢相信！好酷啊！ I can't believe it! That is crazy! (LAUGHING)
－兄弟，冷静点！－抱歉 Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.
毛怪，一个敢这样恶整恐怖科大的新生 Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
绝对是个成为惊吓专员的料 has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
－我很确定 －嘿你们有看到我骑猪吗？ Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
－那也需要有胆量！ －哪又怎样？这个派对仅限惊吓学院的学生参加 Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
抱歉，猛男，不过你还是去和 更符合你的水准的人一起混比较好 Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
with someone a little more your speed.
Uh... They look fun!
－嘿！要加入万事OK社吗？ －我们有蛋糕…… Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
We have cake.
－好好玩吧。－你在开玩笑吗？ Go crazy.
Is that a joke? (JOHNNY GROANS)
－毛怪，麻烦告诉你这朋友…… －其实他不算是我的朋友，不过随便了 Sulley, talk to your friend.
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
你也听到了，这是专属惊吓学院的派对 You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
－我也是惊吓学院的学生！ －我是说，那些未来比较有机会 I am a Scare student.
I mean for Scare students who actually,
you know, have a chance.
－成为惊吓专员的学生 －必-须-的！ Aw, snap! (ALL LAUGHING)
－我和你们一样有机会当上惊吓专员 －拜托，你跟我们差太多了 My chances are just as good as yours.
You're not even in the same league with me.
等着看吧，我今年一定会把你吓得团团转 Just wait, hotshot.
I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
－我等着呢！－很好 (CHUCKLING) Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.
Oh, don't worry. You will.
你就等着瞧吧
KNIGHT: Ready position.
预备惊吓姿势！双脚半蹲！ Common crouch. (ALL GROWL)
我想看到你们的乱毛和黄板牙！ I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
基本怒吼，给我看看你们的口水 (ALL SNARL) Show me some slobber.
口水也是一种手段，好好利用 Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
这个怪物看起来就很有气势 Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
如果你们想及格，你们每一个都要… You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
breathe, and sleep Scaring. (CLICKS TONGUE)
(RATTLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
MIKE: Give me another one.
－再来一题。－害怕蜘蛛？ Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.
－蜘蛛恐惧症。－害怕打雷？ Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.
－打雷恐惧症。－那筷子恐惧症？ －害怕筷子。 Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.
这都是幼稚园的题目吗？ 给我更难一点的 What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
(DRUM ROLL) (CROWD CHEERING)
CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL CHEERING)
－答案是C，獠牙！－很好，华斯基 The answer is C, fangs.
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
－一碗蜘蛛！－正确！ A bowl of spiders! Correct!
－在黑暗中狂奔的小丑！－又对了！ A clown running in the dark! Right again.
－疣，疮，痣，照顺序排！ －太出色了！ Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
KNIGHT: Outstanding! (SIGHS)
Ah! Whoa!
(LAUGHING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(YELPING)
(ROARING)
Ah!
(WHIMPERS)
(CONTINUES ROARING)
妖怪！ Ogre slump. (ROARS SOFTLY)
懒鬼！ Zombie snarl. (SNARLS)
殭尸咆哮！ Dominant silverback gorilla.
银背大猩猩首领！ (GROWLS)
你的进步非常显著，麦克 That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
仅有吓人的外表是不够的，苏利文同学 One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(MUTTERING)
－一千张鬼脸加上双倍口水！ －又答对了！－那是当然 A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
You got it! That's what I'm saying.
－我要用那个小万事通的脸去擦地板 －你确实该那么做，大个子 I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
Yes, you are, big blue.
－嘿，你们干嘛……－只是预作准备…… Hey, wait. What are you guys...
It's just a precaution.
毕竟精吓会只收最优秀的学生，苏利文 RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
我们的人可不能被一颗沙滩排球给比下去 Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
－我要打得他落花流水 －那么你很快就能把这拿回去了 I'm going to destroy that guy.
Well, then you'll get this back right away.
是时候让苏利文这个姓发扬光大了 It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
这次的期末考试将测试你 能否看透小孩心中的恐惧 Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
并用最适当的方式惊吓他们 and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
用这台惊吓模拟器
(DOOR CREAKING)
(THUD)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
孩子容易受惊吓的程度 The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
将从“容易吓尿床”提高到“睡得像死猪” from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
所以，尽你们的全力吧 so give it everything you've got.
郝刻薄院长今天特地 前来观摩这次的考试 Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
她将决定谁能继续进修惊吓学科 而谁，必须被扫地出门 to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
and who will not.
那我们开始吧 Let's get started.
我是一个五岁的女孩 害怕蜘蛛和圣诞老人 I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
你要怎么吓我？ Which Scare do you use?
Uh...
－先来个标准的爬行声……－请示范 That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
Demonstrate.
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGS)
结果将会张贴在我的办公室外面 Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
要专心 Focus. (EXHALES)
强森角式咆哮，没错 Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes! (CHUCKLES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(MONSTER ROARS)
(DUMMY KID SCREAMS)
Hey. Do you mind?
－嘿，你不帮我捡起来吗？ －不关我的事 Don't mind at all.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
麦克，我们坐到旁边去…… Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
别影响我的复习，我可不像你 Stay out of my way.
我非常努力才能留在惊吓学院 Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
(SCOFFS)
因为你本来就不属于这里 That's because you don't belong here.
(ROARS)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
我说的没错吧 (LAUGHS) That's what I thought.
(ROARING SOFTLY)
(ROARING)
(WHISPERING) (GASPS)
(BOTH ROARING)
Whoa! Whoa...
(CLANKS) (ALL GASP)
(CLATTERING)
(ALL GASPING)
(SCREAMS ESCAPING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
(BOTH GASP)
－我很抱歉……－那是个意外 I'm so sorry.
(STAMMERS) It was an accident.
你们说的这个？ 我惊吓生涯中的一个小小纪念品？ What? This?
My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
那只是个意外，对不？ Accidents happen, don't they.
最重要的是没人受伤 The important thing is no one got hurt.
－您真是宽宏大量…… －现在，继续测验吧 You're taking this remarkably well.
Now, let's continue the exams.
华斯基同学，我是堪萨斯农场的 一个五岁小女孩，害怕闪电 Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
请问你要怎么吓我？ Which Scare do you use?
－我是不是应该去台上…… －你要怎么……吓我？ Shouldn't I go up on the...
Which Scare do you use?
－我会潜行上前，然后发出霹雳巨响 －请示范一下。 That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
Demonstrate.
(INHALES)
－可以了，谢谢。－但是我还没…… Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...
我已经看够了 I've seen enough.
我是一个七岁的小男孩…… I'm a seven-year-old boy...
(ROARS LOUDLY)
我还没说完呢 I wasn't finished.
我不用听那么多废话就能吓人 I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
那些"废话" That "stuff" would've informed you
会让你知道这个孩子害怕蛇 that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
而你的怒吼不会让他尖叫 只会吓哭他 So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
从而引来他的父母 让整个怪兽世界暴露在危险之中 alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
毁灭我们的一切。这当然是 绝对不允许发生的情况 destroying life as we know it,
and of course we can't have that.
所以我恐怕无法推荐你继续进修 祝你有个美好的一天 So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
in the Scaring program. Good day.
－但我是苏利文家族的人！ －那么…… Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
我确信你的家人一定会十分失望 Well then, I'm sure your family
will be very disappointed.
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(GRUNTS)
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
华斯基同学 你缺乏的特质是无法被教导的 And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
that cannot be taught.
你不够吓人 You're not scary.
你也不能继续进修惊吓学科 You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
拜托，让我去用模拟器 你会对我刮目相看的！ Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
刮目相看？我很怀疑 Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
(WIND WHOOSHING)
欢迎回来 SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR: Welcome back.
我希望大家度过了一个愉快的假期 I hope everyone had a pleasant bre.
许多人说尖叫罐设计师 是一个相当无趣的工作 Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
而且没有挑战性 unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
甚至可说是浪费了怪物的潜能
(INHALES DEEPLY)
还是让我们打开到课本第三章 Open your textbooks to chapter three.
沉浸在尖叫罐的丰富历史当中 We will now plunge into the rich history
of scream-can design.
(SQUEAKS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTS)
《惊叫杯大赛》
-= 证明你的优秀 =-
(CHUCKLES)
借光，请让一下，抱歉 Out of my way!
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
欢迎来到今年的惊吓杯开幕会场！ Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
The Scare Game! Yeah! (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
(FEEDBACK)
冷静，我们有位特别佳宾 就是惊吓杯的创始人 We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
郝刻薄院长！ Dean Hardscrabble.
(CROWD CHEERING)
各位午安，我是在学生时代 基于友谊竞赛的目的订定了比赛规则 Good afterno.
As a student, I created these gas
as a friendly competition,
但请注意… but be prepared.
如果想把冠军奖杯带回家 To take home the troph,
you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
你得是学校里最可怕的怪物 (RORS CHUCKLING)
祝各位好运，愿最强怪物获胜 So good luck, and may the best monsters wi.
－好了各位！报名即将截止，我们准备要…… －等一等！ We're closing down sign-, so we'll see you all...
MIKE: Wait!
我要报名！ I'm signing up!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
What?
必须是兄弟会成员才能报名 Uh... You have to be in a fraterniy to compete.
那听好了，这届的惊吓杯冠军 将会是我，和我的…… Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
万事OK社的成员！ the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
嗨 Hi.
(HISSING)
华斯基同学，这是在做什么？ Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
你说只有最吓人的怪物才能赢得惊吓杯 You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
如果我赢了，那就代表…… If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
你把最会吓人的怪物赶出了惊吓学院 in the whole school.
－那是不可能的。－要打赌吗？ That won't happen.
How about a little wager?
如果我赢了，你要让我回到惊吓学科 If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
(SCOFFS)
－你想证明什么？－证明你错了 And what would that prove?
That you were wrong.
(ALL GASP)
很好，如果你们队赢了 我就让你们全部都进入惊吓学科 Very well.
If you win, I will let your entire team
into the Scare program.
但如果你们输了…… But if you lose,
就会被退学 you will leave Monsters University.
(CROWD MURMURING)
一言为定 Deal.
现在你们需要凑齐人数 Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
－我们不是有六个人了么？ －抱歉，队长 We need six guys, right?
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
我们算身体不算脑袋 双头的那个只能算一个人 We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
有人想加入我们这队的吗？只要一个？ Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
－借光，抱歉，我迟到了，我可以…… －蓝道！谢天谢地，你一定要加入我们！ Can I squeeze by you? Randy!
Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
抱歉，但是我已经加入别队了 Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
Boggs.
好不容易才和这些牛人混一起 你就别坏我的事了，麦克 I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
Don't blow this for me.
－秀给我们看看。－喔！他去哪啦？ Do the thing.
Oh! Where did he go? (ALL LAUGH)
拜托，我们只需要再多一个怪物就好！ Please, anybody.
I need one more monster. Just one more!
抱歉，那我们只好继续了 你们队不符合参赛资格…… Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
现在符合了 Yes, it does!
－明星选手不小心迟到了。－没门！ The star player has just arrived.
有没有别人？拜托，还有没有人…… No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
报名要截止了，他到底算不算你们队的？ We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?
FEMALE MONSTER: Come on! Let's go!
(GRUNTING)
－好吧，他是我们队的 －祝你们好运 Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
Good luck.
有什么计划呢？华斯基 All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
这是兄弟会的宿舍？ This is a fraternity house?
嘿，新成员，快进来吧 Hey there, teammateys! Come on aboard!
我以万事OK社社长的身份 郑重欢迎你们来到我们的宿舍 As the president of Oozma Kappa,
it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
这里是派对间 We call this room "Party Central."
－严格说来我们还没开过一次派对 －不过，我们已经…… Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
But when we do, we'll be ready!
准备多时了！
Whoo!
热可可列车即将通过。下一站：你！ The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!
Next stop... You! (CUPS RATTLING)
－我想我们就先从……－这么说…… I would like to start us off first by...
－你们都是惊吓学院的学生？ －呃，曾经是，只是没待多久 So, you guys are Scaring majors?
(CHUCKLES) We were! None of us lasted very long.
我想我们都缺少郝刻薄院长想要的特质 I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
我是唐卡顿，老学生 Don Carlton, mature student.
在纺织业服务三十年的优秀员工 不过还是被解雇了 Thirty years in the textile industry
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
我可以选择自暴自弃 或是回到学校继续进修电脑课 Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
or go back to school and learn the computers.
－我是泰瑞，瑞典的瑞 －我是泰锐，锐利的锐 Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
－我主修舞蹈。－我可不是 (CHUCKLES) And I'm not.
5678，转，然后转……嘿…… Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
－你干嘛不转啊？ －我们又没有说好要转 Because we never agreed to do this!
－你明明说这会很酷 －没人说过这会很酷 You said this was going to be cool!
No one said this was gonna be cool.
－害我现在出丑。－是你一人出丑吗？ Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?
－因为我们面前有一堆人在看！ －你还是先醒醒吧 Yes, because it's in front of people!
You should wake up embarrassed.
Hey, hey, hey!
我叫软Q，主修新时代哲学 很高兴能和你们一同生活，一同欢笑 I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
还有一同哭泣 and cry with you.
毛怪和大眼仔 咱们一起来写梦想日志吧！ Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
好像只剩我还没做自我介绍 我叫史考特，不过朋友都叫我史乖宝 Guess that leaves me. Ah!
My name's Scott Squibbles.
My friends call me Squishy.
我在大部分时候都没什么存在感 在很多地方也不受欢迎，除了在这里 I'm undeclared, unattached,
and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
现在，我们都已经自我介绍过了 作为这个团队的队长…… Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
就是说基本上你们没有吓过人？ So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
－不怎么多，不过我们现在有了你 －你应该是我看过最可怕的怪物了 (CHUCKLES) Not a lot! But now we've got you!
You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
－即使有这些粉红色点点 －呃，谢了 Even with them pink polka dots.
Aw, thanks.
好吧，其实让各位参加比赛的是…… Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
－你的手跟我的脸一样大！ －他就像座有毛的山！ Your hands are as big as my face!
He's like a mountain with fur!
－这个嘛，我其实也没怎么运动 －对对，我也是！ Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)
我不想变得太壮
本来我们的梦想已经结束了 但大眼仔说的 We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,
如果我们赢了惊吓杯 那就可以进惊吓学院 they're letting us in the Scaring program.
－我们就能成为真正的惊吓专员 －还是最棒的！ We're going to be real Scarers!
－一定的。－嗯哼 The best! You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
你们梦寐以求的来了，伙计们 你们在万事OK社宿舍的独立卧室！ And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
太棒了…… Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
－我们共用这一个房间？ －好啦，你们先安顿下来 We'll let you guys get settled.
－需要什么的话大喊一声就是 －谢了，兄弟 Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
－你开玩笑的吧？ －听着，他们不用太厉害 Look, they don't need to be good.
－我可以把他们带起来。－真的吗？ I'm going to carry the whole team.
－那谁来带你啊？ －好啊，你想回去尖叫罐设计课？ Really? And who's going to carry you?
Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
好走不送。 you know where the door is.
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
好极了 Great.
嘿，有人在吗？ Guys?
Anybody home?
(CREAKING)
Um...
哈啰？有人吗？ (STAMMERS) Hello?
Fellas?
你们愿意发誓对万事OK社献上永远的忠诚 Do you pledge your souls
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Ow! Do you swear to
－而且发誓决不洩漏机密…… －所有你们在这里听到看到的…… keep secret...
...all that you learn here?
无论多么可怕？ No matter how horrifying?
Hey!
你愿意复诵这段誓词……噢！ Will you take the sacred oath of the... (GASPS)
For crying out loud. Sweetie!
亲爱的，我说过在地下室要开灯哦 你这样会近视的 Turn the lights on while you're down here!
You're going to ruin your eyes!
妈，我们正在举行入会仪式啦 Mom! We're doing an initiation!
好可怕哦，那你们继续 就假装我不在这儿好了 Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
Just pretend I'm not here.
这是我妈的房子 This is my mom's house.
你同意照顾你的兄弟…… Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
(DIAL CRANKING)
无论遭遇什么危险…… ...no matter what the peril?
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
无论多么艰难…… 你都会誓死保卫万事OK社…… Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
无论机会多么渺茫？ No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
保护本社不受大恶小罪的侵扰 即使你将背负无尽的痛…… From evils both great and small?
In the face of unending pain and...
算了！就算你们加入了！ Oh, forget it! You're in.
听着，我们知道这个社团 并非大多数人的首选 Look, we know we're no one's first choice
for a fraternity,
所以你们能加入对我们而言意义重大 so it means a lot to have you here with us.
等不及要和你们一起吓人了，兄弟们！ Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
(SIGHS)
(ALL CHEERING)
来庆祝吧！ Time for a celebration! Yeah!
去多抢几个抱枕来吧！ 我们待会要来盖堡垒哦 Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
because we're building a fort!
妈！我今天可以晚一点睡吗？ Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
我知道，你是公主 而我只是一个普通的男孩…… Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
(ALARM BUZZES) (KISSES)
Yuck! (GRUNTS)
Mom! What are you doing?
－你干嘛？－你的手跑来我的床旁边！ Your grubby paw was in my bed!
－你刚刚在亲我的手？－才没有！ (STAMMERS) Were you kissing my hand?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
－你掉了一堆毛！－我才没掉毛 No. And what about you with all your shedding?
I don't shed. Really.
Uh...
－我只想拿我的东西 －让我拿我的东西，别挡路！ Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.
Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!
...let me get my stuff! (GRUNTS)
(MIKE YELPS) SULLEY: My butt!
(BOTH GROANING) (CAMERA CLICKS)
－宿舍的首个早会！ －这些会贴在相簿里 First morning in the house.
That's going in the album!
各位！我们有封信！ Guys! We got a letter!
A letter?
TERRI: We never get mail.
－抱歉。－把它给我好吗 Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
Would you... Give me that!
是我的触手啦，黏答答的 Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
这是惊吓杯的第一项比赛 (GASPS) It's the first event of the Scare Games.
(ALL GASPING)
"蹑手蹑脚去吓人 "A child's room is where you scare,
当心玩具像是针" "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
等等，我们到底要去哪里比赛？ Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
在学校所有的下水道里面 我最喜欢这一个 Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
－软Q，你以前来过这里？ －在加入兄弟会之前，记得吗？ Art, you've been here before?
I have a life outside of the house, you know.
(CROWD CHEERING)
欢迎来到你们最恐怖的恶梦 Welcome to your worst nightmare,
惊吓杯 the Scare Games!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
CROWD: (CHANTING) Scare Games! Scare Games!
耶！太棒了！我特爱这种气氛！ (CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
I love this energy!
好了，冷静点各位 Okay. Okay, everybody.
首先我们要介绍今年参赛的队伍 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
competing in this year's games...
钢牙兄弟会 Jaws Theta Chi!
(ALL CHEER)
蛇蝎美人队 MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
斯鲁格玛姊妹会 Slugma Slugma Kappa!
(ALL GRUNT)
精吓会 MALE ANNOUNCER: Roar Omega Roar!
(ALL ROARING)
嘶嘶社 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
(HISSES)
最后，万事OK社 And finally, Oozma Kappa.
(SILENCE)
耶！ Yay! Whoo-hoo!
－嗨，妈！－笑一个 Hi, Mom!
Smile! (CAMERA CLICKS)
第一场比赛即将开始 (GROANS)
Let's begin the first competition,
名称是「剧毒障碍赛」 the Toxicity Challenge!
(ALL CHEERING)
人类的小孩有毒 Human children are toxic!
他们碰过的所有东西也都有毒 And anything they touch is toxic.
我们没办法弄到人类小孩的玩具 但多亏了怪大生物科学部的帮助 MALE ANNOUNCER: We don't have any human toys,
but thanks to MU's biology department,
我们有了性质相当接近的物品 we found a close second,
有毒刺刺球！ the stinging glow urchin!
(ALL GASP)
(ALL MURMURING)
相信我，你绝对不会想碰它 Trust me when I say,
you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
我想碰它 I want to touch it.
而你也绝不会希望你的队友碰到它 And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
(ALL GASP)
我想碰它们 Yeah, I want to touch them.
这条是起跑线，隧道另一端的灯是终点线 This is the starting line.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
最后跑出隧道的即被淘汰！ And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
－大眼仔？－咋了？ Mike... (GASPS) What is it?
－是不是说如果输了，我们就会被淘汰？ －别紧张，史坏宝 Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
－史乖宝。－好，史乖宝，我们不会输的 Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
因为我们具备了所有取胜的要素，就在这 because we have everything we need to win right here.
－信心？－不，我是说我！ Heart.
－我会为我们队赢得…… －好了，说得很好听，不过麻烦让让 No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
SULLEY: All right, all right. That's very cute,
－我会赢。－这是障碍赛跑 It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?
你打算怎么办？用怒吼吓它们？ I can get through faster than you, little guy.
我跑得比你快多了，小绿豆
在起跑线上预备 Take your place at the starting line!
－最重要的是团队合作 －大家要一起行动 This is all about teamwork.
Everybody, stick together.
－我一定会把你甩在后面，先越过终点 －准备吃土吧你 I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
Get ready to eat my dust.
－嘿伙计们，我们不应该一起行动吗？ －全部队伍注意 Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
Attention, teams. One last thing.
最后一项规则： 怪物都是在黑暗中吓人的 Scarers work in the dark.
(CRACKLING)
－我想回家。－准备 I want to go home! On your marks...
－嘿，小姐们，祝好运 －谢了，我们会打得你们落花流水！ Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
什么？ What?
(ALL HISSING) (BOTH GASP)
预备…… MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
跑！ Go! (ALL YELLING)
I'm going to touch them!
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(ALL PANTING)
Ow!
来吧 Come on!
各位，我们稍微有点落后了！伙计们！ Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
(SCREAMS)
可恶的起司饼干！ 可恶的胡子老爹！ Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
Son of a moustache!
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
－你只能跑这么快吗？ －我才刚要加速而已！ Is that as fast as you can go?
Just getting started! What the...
(CROWD JEERING)
Whoa! Ah!
Oh... Ah!
(GASPS)
一定很痛吧 That's got to hurt!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
－泰瑞！－别紧张，我们没…… Ooh! Terry!
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
(BOTH SCREAM)
(BOTH GROAN) (YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SNIGGER)
Ha-ha!
(GASPS) Oh...
Uh-oh. Yikes!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
(ROARS)
(BOTH PANTING)
第一名，精吓会！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Roar Omega Roar wins!
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH ROARING)
(BOTH GROAN)
－看到了没，大眼仔？ －说什么疯话？是我赢了！ (BOTH PANTING) Take that, Wazowski!
Are you delirious? I beat you!
Get your eye checked!
－万事OK社真垃圾！ －嘿，第二名也很厉害的！ Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
－第二名，钢牙兄弟会！－啥？！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
要整队都通过终点线才算数 What?
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
－第三名，斯鲁格玛姊妹会！第四名，蛇蝎美人！ －不！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, EEKs!
－第五名，嘶嘶社！ －不，不，不！ Fourth place, PNKs! MIKE: No.
Fifth place, HSS!
No, no, no!
最后一名，万事OK社 MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
Oozma Kappa.
我全身都麻掉了 I can't feel my anything.
真是令人“震惊” 被淘汰的是万事OK社 Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
不 No.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GASPS)
别太惊讶，华斯基同学 Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
－能参加比赛对你而言已经是个奇…… －请注意！ It would have taken a miracle for you to...
Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
主办单位公告： 钢牙兄弟会已经失去资格 Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
(ALL GASP)
原因是使用非法涂料保护皮肤 The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
什么？ What!
(GROANS)
万事OK社重新回到比赛！ Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
奇迹般的转折！ It's a miracle!
下次就不会这么好运了 Your luck will run out, eventually.
这比我原本想的要难多了 This is going to be harder than I thought.
听着，万事OK社 我们现在必须通力合作 MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
意思是我要你们每一个人 想办法激发出自己的潜能 so that means I'm going to need
each of you guys to pull your own weight.
－大眼仔？－怎么了？ Mike? (GASPS) What is it?
我们列了一张表 上面有我们的优缺点 We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
我在高中的时候擅长偷偷吓人 In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
我在枕头工厂工作的时候 还可以偷偷接近田鼠 I could sneak up on a field mouse
in a pillow factory.
(SQUISHING)
抱歉，我流汗的时候会更黏 Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
我们专精历史悠久的近景魔术 We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
重点在于误导观众 It's all about misdirection.
我有六根脚趾头，当然这两只不算 Uh...
I have an extra toe. (LAUGHS)
Not with me, of course.
各位，下一场比赛如果没赢 我们就输定了 Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
所以，这次我需要你们显出所有本能 So for this to work,
I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
－然后彻底隐藏起来。－好的！ and bury it deep, deep down.
Done.
从现在起，我们上下一心，当然是我的心 From now on, we are of one mind.
My mind.
－算了吧你 －我会告诉你们该做什么，怎么去做 Oh, please.
I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
好了，给我来个惊吓上下台阶 五十次，预备，开始 All right. Give me scary steps.
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
你在浪费时间 我们该做的是换一批新队员 You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
我们不能换新队员 (SCOFFS) We can't just "get a new team"!
我早上查过了，这违反比赛规则 I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
那我们把新队员伪装成老队员的样子 What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
－喔不不不不，我们不能作弊 －这不是作弊，这是，呃 Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
让比赛变得更公平…… leveling the playing field.
好吧是有点作弊…… 可是不然我们能怎样？ Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?
他们实在不是世上最吓人的队友… They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
喔是瓢虫耶！快许愿，快许愿！ Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
(BLOWS) (ALL CHUCKLING)
－没戏了。－你要去哪？ This is not going to work.
－我们还在训练啊 －我是苏利文家的 Where are you going? We're training.
I'm a Sullivan.
那又怎样？你老是这样目空一切 自视甚高，当你需要… That's not enough. You're all over the place.
You're charging ahead when you...
Bup, bup, bup!
他们会听你的，但我可不 You tell them what to do but not me.
聊够久了，拜 So long, Coach.
(CLICKS TONGUE) (BOTH GIGGLING)
好了各位……啊啊！真该给你挂个铃 各位，听听这个 Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)
Boy, we need to get you a bell.
"小孩哭闹找爸妈 Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad,
快跑免得你被抓“ "then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
Huh?
下一场比赛里，若是我们有人被抓到 整个队就算出局了 In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
we're all out.
所以要记住：全部跟着我做 So remember, do exactly what I do.
现在正在进行的是我们的第二项比赛 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at the halfway point of the second event,
似乎越来越有趣了 and things are getting interesting.
拿到了 (SOFTLY) Got it.
现在只剩下两支队伍 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Only two teams left.
哪一队能先拿到他们的队旗呢？ Who will make it out with their flag,
－哪一队又会被淘汰？ －在真正的惊吓环境里 and who will be eliminated?
you do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
绝对不能被小孩的爸妈逮到
而在这场比赛里 你绝不能被……图书管理员逮到 And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
the librarian.
(SHUSHING)
安静 Quiet.
区区一个老太婆管理员有什么好怕的？ (SCOFFS) What's so scary about a little old librarian?
(CHAIR CREAKS) (GASPS)
我说了：安静 I said, "Quiet."
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(GASPING)
(WHIMPERS)
－快点啊！－不，慢慢地稳稳地走 Faster. Slow and steady.
慢慢地稳稳地 Slow and steady. Slow and steady.
BOTH: Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
(GASPS)
Sullivan! Sullivan!
(ALL SHUSHING)
(ALL GROANING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
(GASPS)
Hmm.
Whew! (GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
(STRAINING) Ooh!
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS) (GASPS)
不要！ No! (POPPING)
(GROWLING)
5，6，7，8… TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
－这里！－在这！ BOTH: Look over here!
(TERRY CHUCKLING) (TERRI SINGING)
(LAUGHING)
(PLATES SHATTERING)
－这样不违反规则吗？ －没有啊，拖把头 Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!
唯一的规则是不能被抓到 The only rule is don't get caught.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS) (ALL GRUNTING)
这里！ Ooh! BOTH: Hey! Over here!
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
－来抓我！－来抓我！ Come and get me! Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
－伙计们，你们在做什么？ －他们只说不要让她抓到你 Guys, what are you doing?
They said don't let her catch you.
他们可没规定其他的！ But they didn't say how!
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
(GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAM)
ALL: Whoa!
(ALL GRUNT)
Whew! (CHUCKLES)
－我们赢啰！－不，我们没赢 We did it!
－我们没拿到队旗！－大眼仔？ No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
SQUISHY: Mike? (GASPS)
－太牛了，史乖宝！－是怎么…… Way to go, Squishy! Way to go, Squishy!
How?
魔术的真谛：误导观众 Misdirection.
(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
斯鲁格码姊妹会出局 The EEKs have been eliminated
万事OK社再度成功晋级！ and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
万事OK社！万事OK！ ALL: (CHANTING) We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
－我从来没有这么精力充沛过！ －我们太厉害了！ SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
TERRI: We were awesome!
好了，听着，那不是真的吓人 Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
比你做的好多了 It was better than what you did.
你应该照我说的做 You should've stuck to my strategy.
随便，等我们开始要吓人的时候 你们再来找我 Whatever.
Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
(CAR HORN HONKS)
－你们会去参加派对吗？ －呃，我想你们问错人了 Hey! You guys going to the party?
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
－我们没有被邀请……－派对？ We don't get invited to... (SHUSHES) Party?
晋级决赛的庆祝会，在精吓会会馆 The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
只有前四强的队伍可以参加 It's for the top Scare Teams. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
你们现在也是前四强啦，对吧？
回头见了 See you there!
(ALL GIGGLING)
－你们听到了吗？－不敢相信 Did you hear that? I can't believe it!
－别去。－太棒了！ Uh-uh. Bad idea. This is great.
他们终于愿意跟我们平起平坐了 我们去参加派对吧 They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
你们年轻人还会跳舞吗？ 我是有点忘记那些舞步了 DON: Do young people still dance?
Because my moves are a little rusty.
－哦，我们忘了带些礼物 －我们还应该带一些香味蜡烛 Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
We can't go in there without some scented candles.
冷静点，这是我们应得的 Calm down. We earned this.
如果我不小心害他们冷场该怎么办？ 你知道我从来不太擅长…… (STAMMERS) What if there's a lull in the conversation?
I never know what to... You know...
－什么？－你看起来一点都不紧张耶 Say?
How are you so good at this?
拜托，你们把一个五十呎高的图书管理员 耍得团团转，怎么还会怕这小小的派对？ You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
and you're afraid of a little party?
来个深呼吸…… Take a deep breath...
(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
然后加入他们！ ...and in you go!
(MUSIC STOPS)
－嗨？－是万事OK社！ Hello.
It's Oozma Kappa!
－你们真是太厉害了！ －你们今天做的真酷！ These guys are crazy!
What you did today was insane!
－真是太棒了！－谢谢，谢谢你们 MONSTER: That was awesome!
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
万事OK社，今晚我们一起来狂欢吧！ Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
(ALL CHEER)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
我这辈子还没在外面玩到这么晚过！ I've never stayed up this late in my life!
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(DANCE MUSIC FADES)
(ROARS SOFTLY)
好了，好了，安静。DJ，我说安静 (WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
好，在此我仅以精吓会会长的身份 祝贺所有晋级比赛的队伍 All right. On behalf of the RORs,
we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
蛇蝎美人，露一手吧 我真的很喜欢这个，永不过时 (ALL CHEERING)
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
(ALL HISSING)
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
嘶嘶社！够吓人 (HISSES)
最后，惊吓杯的黑马队伍 (CHUCKLES) Very creepy.
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
万事OK社！过来吧，各位 Oozma Kappa! (ALL CHEERING)
我得承认，我原以为你们是群无名小卒 Now, I got to admit, fellas,
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
但我错了 But, boy, was I wrong.
让我们为万事OK社欢呼！ Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
CROWD: Oozma Kappa!
Oh!
－什么？－学校里最可爱的怪物 What?
The most adorable monsters on campus.
CROWD: Ooh! Oh!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
把娃娃丢下来 Release the stuffed animals.
(CHET CHUCKLES)
Faced!
别担心，没人会看校刊 Don't worry. (GRUMBLES) Nobody reads the school paper.
总会看布告栏吧 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
(MONSTERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL LAUGHING)
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
CHET: Thank you very much.
Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
Thanks. Tell your friends.
嘿！你们在干嘛！ Hey! What do you think you're doing?
－慈善义卖？－很不好笑，快给我停下 Raising a little money for charity.
你要我们停止慈善募捐？这样不酷喔 Yeah? Well, stop it.
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
这家伙讨厌慈善！ This guy hates charity!
别再这样捉弄我们 I want you to stop making us look like fools.
是你们自找的 Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
老实说吧 你们永远都不可能成为惊吓专员的 Let's be honest, boys.
You're never going to be real Scarers,
真正的惊吓专员应该 是像我们这样的怪兽 because real Scarers look like us.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
不过要是真想去怪兽电力公司工作 But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
那里的收发室可一直都在招人哦 they're always hiring in the mailroom.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
各位！等等，等等，等一下 Guys, hold on!
别听他的，我们只需要再加把劲 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
不，你就别再加把劲了 你能拚命训练这些怪物 We just need to keep trying.
No, you need to stop trying!
You can train monsters like this all you want,
但你不可能改变他们的本质 but you can't change who they are.
(SIGHS)
大眼仔，我们很感激你这么努力 DON: Mike...
We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
但他说的对
不管怎么训练 我们都不可能像他们一样 No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
我们生来……就该去做点别的事情 We're built
for other things.
抱歉啦，小子 有些怪物即使拼一辈子也上不了大场面 (SLURPS)
Sorry, squirt!
Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
(LAUGHING)
大场面…… 嘿，各位 The big leagues.
Guys.
我们来一次户外教学吧 We're going on a little field trip.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
－谢了，妈。－玩得开心点哦 TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!
我就在这里听我的音乐 I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
(THRASH METAL BLARING ON STEREO)
－这里是哪？－大场面！ Hey, uh, where are we?
The big leagues.
Holy roly-poly.
－好坚固的栅栏 －这里好壮观啊，大眼仔 Wow.
Nice fence.
This is amazing, Mike.
这个挡不住我们的 We're not stopping here.
(PANTING)
(WHIMPERING)
这太疯狂了，我们会被抓到的！ SQUISHY: This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
(MIKE SHUSHING)
Oh, wow.
Whoa...
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA: All Scare Floors now activ.
West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
你看，他们要去吓人了 他们看起来一点都不怕 SQUISHY: Look at them.
They're going into the human world,
and they don't even look scared!
(CHILD SCREAMS)
(BEEPS) Wow.
仔细看，然后告诉我 他们有什么共同点？ Take a good look, fellas.
See what they all have in common?
－嗯，好像没有。－完全正确 Uh... No, not really.
惊吓专员都各有特色 最优秀的惊吓专员用的都是自己的专长 Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
(SNARLS) Wow.
泰瑞，你看 Terri? Look.
看看那个老家伙，他的成绩真不错！ DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
－老唐，那个老家伙是“恐怖伯爵”汤普森 －什么？那边那个，真的是他？ Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
What? Where? That's really him?
他可是连续三年的惊吓纪录保持者 MIKE: He held the Scare Record for three years!
哦！快看倒数第三扇门！ Oh! Third door from the end!
是“杀手钳”卡拉本尼特兹！ MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
看，是“惊声尖叫”鲍伯冈德森！ 我还有他的收藏卡！ SULLEY: Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
我也有！ I still have his rookie card. Me, too!
他的速度不如以往了，不过技巧还是一样完美 Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his
technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.
－你也收集惊吓专员收藏卡？ －当然 You collected Scare Cards, huh?
－我有450张。－很惊人。 Yep. 450 of them.
我有6000张，保养得很完美 不过450张也不少了 Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
嘿，看我！我是“恐怖伯爵”汤普森 but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
(ROARS) Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
Oh, that's great!
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
我以前真是个混蛋 I've been a real jerk.
我也是 So have I.
但为时未晚 But it's not too late.
我们是支很棒的队伍，只要团结合作 We could be a great team.
We just need to start working together.
SECURITY GUARD: Hey! (GASPS)
你们在上面做什么！ What are you doing up there?
我可不想再回监狱！ I can't go back to jail!
(YELPS)
(ALARM BLARING)
－快来！－他们就在我们后面！ Come on!
DON: They're right behind us!
(ALL PANTING)
Get back here!
(GASPS)
在那里！抓住他们！ (GASPS)
Up there! Get them!
(ALL GRUNTING) ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(WHIMPERS) (GRUNTS)
－谢了，兄弟。－小事一桩 Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.
(COUGHING)
我没事，真的 I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
只是腰痛的老毛病又犯了
我也想坐你背上！ Aw... I want a piece of that action!
(GRUNTING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL PANTING)
妈，快开车！ SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
－什么？－快开车！ (BOTH GRUNTING)
What? Start the car!
－快来喝？－车！ Stop the bar?
－快开车！－喔，好 The car! Start the car!
Oh! Okay.
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
快点上车，快点快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Get in! Get in!
－妈，快开！－安全带 Mom, go! Seatbelts.
－好了，快点！－有人要口香糖吗？ Okay, go!
－快开！－好吧，上路啰 Does anyone want gum?
Just drive!
Okay. Here we go!
(ALL SCREAMING)
ART: Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALARM BUZZING) (SULLEY SNORING)
起床啰 Rise and shine! (GASPING)
吓吓脚吓吓脚吓吓脚 小孩进厕所了！ Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
吓吓脚吓吓脚吓吓脚 喔他回来了 Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
(ALL ROAR) (ALARM BUZZING)
起床了！ Wake up! (GASPING)
37，38，看能不能39 加油！很好！ (ROARING) Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
Do I hear thirty-nine?
MIKE: Come on! (SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
"小孩你要放胆吓 "To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.
青少年你就该怕" "If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."
好吧，吓小孩 不吓青少年！ Okay, scare the little kid.
(ROARS)
Avoid the teenager! (GASPS)
我在讲电话！ FEMALE TEENAGER 1: I'm on the phone!
没人理解我！ (BUZZING) (GROANS)
MALE TEENAGER 1: No one understands me!
随便啦 (ROARS) (BUZZES)
MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever. (ROARS)
(BUZZES) (GROANS)
但是，爸爸，我爱他！ FEMALE TEENAGER 2: But, Daddy, I love him!
(BELL DINGS)
(ROARS) (CHILD SCREAMS)
MALE ANNOUNCER: First place, Roar Omega Roar!
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
Whoo!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
(CROWD CHEERING)
你们真差！ MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
"有人来，看见你，这晚就完蛋 "Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.
躲猫猫，找掩护，千万记得闪！" "Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
你们有10秒钟，躲！ You got 10 seconds. Go!
凉亭，落叶堆，空旷的草地！ Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
还有一个？ And there should be one more.
－我躲的怎么样？－不错啊，老唐 (WHISTLES) How did I do?
谢了，不过我好像下不来了！ Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
Thanks! I cannot get down.
殭尸咆哮 Zombie snarl! (SNARLING)
愤怒的狮子狗 Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
充气小丑 My Aunt Phyllis. (GROANING)
赖床鬼！完全正确！ In the morning.
That's what I'm talking about!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
开工啰 (ALARM BUZZES) Time to go to work.
出局 (GASPS) You're out!
出局 You're out.
运气不怎么样啊，（爬烟囱的）圣诞老人 (SIGHS)
Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
(CROWD CHEERING) (WHOOPING)
谢了 Thank you.
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
耶！ Yeah!
我们只剩两队角逐冠军宝座了！ (WHOOPING) Yeah!
We're down to o remaining team,
精吓会和万事OK社！ Roar Omega Rr and Oozma Ka!
这是我们的最后一场比赛！ Which leads us to the final event!
"你浑身解数都别省 "Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
模拟器看谁最吓人" "The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
就在明晚，你们将在全校面前 证明自己的吓人技术 Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
趁现在好好享受这一刻吧，小伙子们 in front of the whole school!
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
因为你们输了之后，没人会记得你们 After you lose, no one will remember you.
也许吧，不过如果你们输了 大家可都会牢牢记住你们的 Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
哇，这句话讲得好帅哎 Oh, boy. That is a good point.
－你们太棒了！－你们一定得教教我们 Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
You've got to teach us your moves.
那么，你们该问这个人 Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
当然，我可以教你们 你想躲在椅子后面？ Oh... (CHUCKLES) Sure, I can teach you.
你得变成椅子 All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
You have to become the chair.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Thanks for coming, Dean.
郝刻薄院长，如果我们回到惊吓学院 Dean Hardscrabble!
If we get back into the Scaring program,
希望你不计前嫌 I hope there's no hard feelings.
明天，你们所有人都要证明自己够吓人 Tomorrow, each of you must prove
that you are undeniably scary.
不过我知道有一个人无法办到 And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
(INDISTINCT)
－不，他比任何人都要努力 －但你真的认为他吓得了人吗？ No. He works harder than anyone.
－他是这支队伍的灵魂人物！ －你认为他够吓人吗？ Do you think he's scary?
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Do you think he's scary?
(ROARS)
我们明天一定可以大获全胜，毛怪 我很确定，我们的生活就要回归正轨了 We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
大眼仔，你教了我很多不错的诀窍 Hey, Mike?
You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
－希望给我个机会回报你 －当然，随时都可以 I'd love to return the favor sometime.
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
－现在吗？－好了 We're doing this now? Okay.
你背了教科书的所有内容 所有的惊吓理论，那很好 You've memorized every textbook,
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
但现在，把它们统统忘了 深呼吸，然后发自内心地吓人 Hey! (CAT YOWLS)
But now it's time to forget all that.
Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
－用心感觉……－没错！更狂野一些！ Huh. Just feel it.
－我不确定，我有自己的一套…… －何妨试一下呢 Exactly. Go wild.
I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
Give it a try.
很好，再更凶猛一点！ (ROARS) Good, but bigger!
再一次！从你的丹田！ (ROARS) Nope. You're thinking again.
From the gut! (GRUNTING)
让你内心的那只怪兽怒吼！ Let the animal out!
再更深一点！ (ROARING)
Come on! Dig deep!
(ROARING LOUDLY)
小伙子们？现在都半夜了！ SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
那么，我表现得如何？ So, how was that?
－不错，击个掌吧 －你知道吗？感觉真的有点不一样 Up top. Ha-ha!
感觉有点进步了，明天这时候 全校都可以见识麦克华斯基的吓人功力 You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school is finally going to see
what Mike Wazowski can do.
对极了 (CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
? Monsters University
? We give our heart to yu
? Wherever children are dreaming
? We'll bring them nightmares, too
? Oh, Monsters University
? Alma Mater hail to you
欢迎来到惊吓杯决赛！ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the final competition
of the Scare Gam.
(CROWD CHEERING) (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
这是个展现你们吓人功力的机会 MALE ANNOUNCER: It's time to see how terrifying
通过我们的惊吓模拟器！ you really are,
in the Scare Simulators!
请注意 每台模拟器都已经设定为最高难度 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warne.
Each simulated Se has been set
to the highest difficulty lev.
最高难度？ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: First Scarers to the starting line.
第一组参赛者请上起跑线
好了，就跟之前说好的一样 我先来，然后老唐… Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
等等，大眼仔是这整件事的核心人物 Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
我觉得应该让他压轴 and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
－你应该最后再上 －他说得对，大眼仔，来个完美的结尾！ I think you should go last.
ALL: Yes!
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
－好吧，老唐，你第一个可以吗？ －我想我已经准备够了 All right. Don, you okay going first?
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
万事OK！ ALL: Oozma Kappa!
(CROWD CHEERING) MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
要不要我们稍微放点水啊，老爷子？ Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
释放你心中的怪兽，老唐！ (LAUGHS EVILLY)
Unleash the beast, Don!
没问题 Okay, then.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(PANTING)
(CROWD GASPING)
(GASPS)
(SQUEAKING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARING)
(ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Huh? Huh?
谢谢你对老人家放水 Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
(ALL GASPING)
下一组请上起跑线 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Next group to the starting line.
来吧！ BOTH: Let's do this.
(ROARS)
(DINGS)
耶！ (CHEERING) Yes! Yeah!
(BOTH ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING)
(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
－上吧软Q！－你能做到，老兄 Come on, Art. Come on, buddy.
You can do it. (ALL ENCOURAGING)
Yes! (CHEERING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
CROWD: Aw!
(ALL GROANING)
下一组，苏利文对宝基 MALE ANNOUNCER: Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
-= 七岁女孩 =-
-= 来自：夏威夷考艾岛 =- -= 害怕：打雷、狮子 =-
加油，毛怪 You got this, Sull.
(ROARS) (SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
(DINGING)
现在两队几乎平手！ MALE ANNOUNCER: And it's all tied up!
看来精吓会失手了喔 (LAUGHING) (ALL CHEERING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
爱心图案？ Huh? Hearts?
你干的好事！ Huh?
Way to go, Boggs!
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
Yay!
这是我最后一次输给你，毛怪 That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
沃辛顿和华斯基各就各位！ Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
(EXHALES)
别管郝刻薄，别管其他人 Hey.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
Don't worry about anyone else.
专心吓人，让他们看看麦克华斯基的本领 Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
谢了 Thanks.
(CHEERING)
(MIKE EXHALING)
不用患得患失，反正你是铁定要退学的 Don't take the loss too hard.
You never belonged here anyway.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(MIKE PANTING)
(SCRATCHING)
(ROARS) (SCREAMS)
沃辛顿表现十分惊人！ MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing performance by Worthington!
强尼大英雄！ Johnny, you're my hero! CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
万事OK社需要一次破纪录的超水准惊吓！ FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas will need a record-breakg
Scare to win this.
－你别想进惊吓区 －没人会记得你 LITTLE MONSTER: You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
来吧，用力吼！ SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
(ROARING) (SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
Yeah!
(CROWD CHEERING)
他成功了！ They did it!
(CHEERING) (YELPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah! Hey!
我们可以回惊吓学院了！ (LAUGHING)
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)
你这小混蛋，快去吧！ Come here, you son of a gun!
Way to go!
有点黏住了，抱歉 史乖宝太太 Yeah!
Oh! A little stuck.
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
你可以叫我雪莉 (GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
我们赢了！ We did it!
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
－你太强了！－我从来没这么开心过 Thank you! Thanks a lot.
You rule!
你们干得太好了，嘿，大眼仔 I have never ruled before.
(LAUGHING) You guys killed it out there!
Awesome!
Hey, Wazowski!
来吧，你个神人，咱们去庆祝吧 Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
－大眼仔？－我成功了 Mike?
I did it.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
－我就要成为惊吓专员了 －对，嗯嗯，没错 I'm going to be a Scarer!
听到了吗？孩子，好好睡吧 你还没看见麦克华斯基真正的可怕之处！ (LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
(SCREAMING)
(BEEPING)
我知道我很吓人，但是有这么吓人吗？ I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
是啊，可能是我们太恐怖 把它给弄坏了。走吧 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
Come on.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
(SCREAMING) (GASPS)
－这个开关被人动过 －嗯，我觉得你不用纠结这些 MIKE: It's been tampered with.
Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
为什么我的设定和其他人不一样？ MIKE: Why are my settings different?
大眼仔，我们该走了 Mike, we should leave.
－是你干的？－大眼仔…… Did you do this? Mike.
Did you do this?
(SIGHS) I...
－好吧是我干的，但你不明白…… －为什么，为什么要这样？ Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
Why? Why did you do this?
－那个，以防万一…… －以防什么的万一？ (SIGHS) You know, just in case.
In case of what?
－你觉得我不够吓人？－大眼仔…… You don't think I'm scary.
你说你相信我 Mike...
You said you believed in me.
但你就跟郝刻薄一样，就跟其他人一样！ But you're just like Hardscrabble.
－听着，你会一天比一天进步的…… －我跟你一样吓人！ You're just like everyone else!
Look, you'll get better and better...
－我跟任何怪物一样吓人 －我只想是帮你 I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
－不，你只想帮你自己 －那我该怎么办？ I just wanted to help. No.
You just wanted to help yourself.
让整支队伍就因为你不够吓人而输掉？ Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
(BUZZES)
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN: So your calculations were a little off.
That door took me all semester.
It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
苏利文同学，做得不错 KNIGHT: Sullivan.
Nice work out there.
我很期待在课堂上再次看到你 I look forward to having you back in class.
他在那！ CHET: Hey, there he is!
我可能看错你了 Looks like I was wrong about you.
－你终究还是属于精吓会 －干得好，毛怪 You're one of us after all.
CHET: Way to go, Sulley! Welcome back, broham!
欢迎回来！
你现在跟我们一样了 You are one of us now, okay?
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
You're a ROR, buddy!
Hey!
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(BUZZES)
你做了什么？ You did what?
和我的队员们无关，是我干的 My team had nothing to do with it.
It was all me. I cheated.
我作弊了
我希望你明天就离开学校 I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
遵命，院长 Yes, ma'am.
你是学校的耻辱 You're a disgrace to this university
同时也辱没了你家族的名声 and your family name.
(ALARM BLARING)
－怎么回事？ －有人闯进了门实验室！ What's going on?
Someone broke into the door lab!
什么？ What?
哦不…… Oh, no.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
把门打开，不要进那里去！ Open the door! Don't go in there!
(EXHALES)
(ROARS) (GASPS)
(ROARS)
你看起来好好玩 You look funny.
什么？ What?
(GIRL YAWNING)
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
(ROARS) (GASPS)
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
(PANTING)
毛怪！ (STUDENTS MURMURING)
James!
有关部门抵达现场前谁都不准靠近 No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
－你觉得这会不会是……－是大眼仔 You don't think that could be...
他可能会送命的！ It's Mike.
But he could die out there!
毛怪，等等！ James, wait! We can help.
－我们来帮你 －让老练的销售员来处理吧 Leave it to the old master of sales.
我们会试着拨号过去但顶多也只能…… We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
Ahem!
销售员唐卡顿，各位 今天是你们的幸运日 Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
你们有没有问过自己这些问题 How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
－逮捕他！－说什么？ Arrest him. Pardon?
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
－双脚打开，不准动！－别介啊 Spread them, pops!
DON: Do you mind? Don't move!
苏利文，给我站住！别进去！ What? Sullivan!
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
(GASPS)
大眼仔，大眼仔 Mike?
Mike! (GASPS) (SIREN WAILS)
WOMAN: The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
They're calling it an alien.
GIRL: It was!
I saw a little green guy!
What's the problem, ma'am?
(GASPS) (WIND WHOOSHING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
大眼仔？ (WHISPERS) Mike?
(GRUNTS)
(CROWD GASP) (GASPS)
－野熊！－营区里有野熊！ MALE CAMP COUNSELOR: Bear! A bear in the camp!
RANGER 1: Call this in to headquarters.
(PANTING)
(GASPS LOUDLY)
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
(RANGERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
I heard something over here!
(SPLASH) (GASPS)
大眼仔？ (SIGHS) Mike!
来吧，兄弟，我们得离开这里 Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
都是我的错，我很抱歉 This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
你是对的，他们根本不怕我 You were right. They weren't scared of me.
我做了所有我该做的 I did everything right.
我比任何人都渴望成功 I wanted it more than anyone.
我以为，只要我的心态足够强大 我就能向天下人证明…… And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
麦克华斯基是个与众不同的奇才 That Mike Wazowski is something special.
可我…… And I'm just
并不是 not.
－听着，大眼仔，我理解你的心情 －别说了！拜托你别骗我了！ Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
－你怎么可能会理解我？ －大眼仔，冷静一点 Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
You do not know how I feel.
像你这样的怪物啥都不缺 你都不用努力去上进 Mike, calm down.
Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.
你可以三天两头搞砸一切 可全世界却还是会喜欢你 You can mess up over and over again
你永远不会懂什么叫失败 因为你天生是苏利文一家 and the whole world loves you. Mike...
You'll never know what it's like to fail
because you were born a Sullivan!
是啊，我是苏利文家的人 但是我每次考试都不及格 Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
还被踢出惊吓学科 The one who got kicked out of the program,
因为怕输掉比赛而被所有人瞧不起 所以要去作弊 the one who was so afraid to let everyone down
that I cheated.
我说谎了 And I lied.
(SIGHS)
大眼仔，我或许永远都不会懂你的失败 Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
但你并不是这里唯一的失败者 but you're not the only failure here.
我看起来很吓人，大眼仔 I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
但大多时候……
我自己都怕得要死 I'm terrified.
你为什么从来没告诉我这些事？ How come you never told me that before?
因为…… Because
我们以前不是朋友 we weren't friends before.
RANGER 3: Check the lake! (GASPS)
RANGER 4: I heard something here!
(GASPS)
(GASPS) RANGER 5: This way!
(PANTING)
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
在那里！ Over there!
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTS)
毛怪！ MIKE: Sulley!
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
(BOTH GASP)
不！ No!
他们还在那！ They're still in there!
在有关部门抵达之前 这扇门必须保持关闭 Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
不，你不能这样！ No! You can't do that! No!
－不行！－够了！ Enough! I want this room cleared now!
立刻清空这个房间！
You can't do this! (ALL CLAMORING)
(GASPS) (SIREN WAILS)
我们得离开这里！ We got to get out of here!
让他们来吧！如果我们吓唬他们 我是说真的恐吓他们 Let them come. What?
If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
没准能产生足够的尖叫能源 从这边把回去的门打开 we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
－你在说什么？ －我在书里曾经读到过这种事 What are you talking about?
I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
－这绝对能行的 －他们是成年人，不像小孩子那么好吓！ This could work!
They're adults. I can't do this.
你可以做到的，只要按我说的去做 Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD THUDDING)
(WIND HOWLING)
1，2，3…… (MOUTHING)
(SLAMS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Mama!
(DISTORTING) Mama...
(RANGERS GASP)
(SCRATCHING) (GASPING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD SCRATCH)
是什么…… What the...
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
－现在呢？－第二阶段 Now what? Phase two.
(CLATTERING) (RANGERS GASPING)
(RANGER WHIMPERS) Keep together.
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
(RANGERS MURMURING)
准备好了？ (WHISPERING) Are you ready?
－大眼仔，我办不到。－你可以 Mike, I can't. Yes, you can.
不要再当苏利文家的人了，做你自己 Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
FOREST RANGER: Assistance on the north side.
我们需要增援！ Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
(ALL GASPING) Look! What was it?
Let's go.
(RANGERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(RANGERS GASPING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ROARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
(CANISTERS DINGING)
(ROARING) (RANGERS WHIMPERING)
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
毛怪，快来！ Sulley, come on!
(GASPS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH PANTING)
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
－你怎么做到的？－别问我 (STAMMERS) How did you do this?
Don't ask me.
(SPARKS CRACKLING) (GASPS)
7423状况，好了，这里需要清洗 Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.
确保周围安全，没有人类小孩侵入 重复，没有人类小孩侵入 All right, everybody, clear out.
Secure the perimeter.
No child breach. Repeat: no child breach.
你毁了我的门！ You ruined our doors!
I've been working on my door all semester!
－你们还活着！－真高兴你们都没事 Let's go, you two.
You're alive!
We are so glad you're safe.
等等，他们会怎么样？ Hey, wait!
这该交由校长决定 CDA AGENT: That's for the university president to decide.
但可以确定的是，我一定会好好盯着他们 But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
随时盯着他们 Always watching.
－开除？－是啊，我们搞砸了 Expelled?
－那你们要离开学校了？ －对，哥们，我们得走了 So, you're leaving?
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
－真惨，兄弟。－抱歉，各位 Harsh, man.
如果不是我们，你们应该已经进惊吓学院了 I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
right now if it wasn't for us.
－怎么？－哦，你们一定不会相信 What?
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is the gosh-darnedest thing.
郝刻薄推荐我们全部的人去念惊吓学科 Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
－什么？！ －她对我们在比赛中的表现印象深刻 What?
She was impressed with our performance in the games.
她推荐我们下学期去进修惊吓学科！ She invited us to join next semester!
－恭喜你们大伙了！ －这不是唯一的好消息喔 (CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
And that's not the only piece of good news.
雪莉和我订婚了！ Sherrie and I are engaged!
－谁是雪莉？－是我妈…… Oh. Who is Sherrie?
－喔，我一生最爱的两个男人 －过来给我拥抱一下 (SIGHING) She's my mom.
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
Come here. Give me some sugar.
Oh! (BOTH CHUCKLING)
－好恶心。－好啦，史考特 Ugh! So uncomfortable.
你不用把我当作新爸爸 毕竟我们曾是兄弟会的伙伴 Oh, come on, Scott.
I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
感觉真奇怪 This is so weird.
只要把我当成即将 和你妈结婚的一个大哥就好 DON: Just think of me as your big brother
that's marrying your mother.
好像说得不对……我们还是兄弟 只是共享一个妈妈，呃，我的老婆 Wait. Hold on.
We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
听起来更糟糕了 That's worse.
喔，我想我们该走了 Well, I guess we should be going now.
答应我，你们会和我们保持联络 Promise me you'll keep in touch.
你们是我看过的最可怕的一群怪物 You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
别让他人否定你们的与众不同 Don't let anyone tell you different.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
现在该怎么办？ So, what now?
你知道吗？这是我生命中第一次 脑袋里想不出半个计划 You know, for the first time in my life, I don't really have a plan.
你是伟大的麦克华斯基啊 你一定能想出什么新点子 You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.
我想我该放弃成为一个伟大的怪物了 I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
就这样马马虎虎的也好 I'm okay just being okay.
有缘再见了，毛怪 So long, Sull.
再见 So long.
－大眼仔！－快停车！ Wazowski! (SCREAMS)
Whoa! Stop the bus!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
(PANTING) Mike,
我不知道有哪个惊吓专员 做得到你做过的那些事情 I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
我知道所有人都以为 是我把那些人吓得半死，但实际上 I know, everyone sees us together,
they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
我从一开始就一直都在沾你的光 I've been riding your coattails since day one!
是你和郝刻薄打赌 是你让一支平庸队伍翻身变冠军 You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
而我做了什么？只抓了一头猪 All I did was catch a pig!
－严格说来，其实是我抓到的 －说得一点都不错！ Technically, I caught the pig.
你以为自己只是马马虎虎？ 你打破了学校有史以来的惊吓纪录！ Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
－不是我打破的。－是你！ That wasn't me! That was you!
你认为我可能独力完成那件创举吗？ 我在开学第一天甚至连铅笔都没带！ You think I could have done that without you?
I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
大眼仔，你不吓人，真的一点不吓人 但是你无所畏惧 Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
But you are fearless.
如果郝刻薄看不到你的才华 那她真的可以去…… And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
我可以怎样？ I can just what?
小心点，苏利文同学 我正准备开始喜欢你呢 Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
－抱歉。－好吧，先生们 Sorry.
Well, gentlemen,
你们似乎再次登上了头版 it seems you made the front page again.
你们两个一起达成了 本校史无前例的成就 The two of you did something together
that no one has ever done before.
这让我惊讶莫名 You surprised me.
也许我以后是该多关注一下 其他能带来惊喜的学生，像你们一样 Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
like you in my program.
但目前你们两位只需要知道 我已经没有什么东西可教你们了 But as far as the two of you are concerned
there is nothing I can do for you now.
也许还可说一句：祝你们好运 Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
对了，华斯基同学 希望你继续保持你那令人惊叹的精神 And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
知道吗，确实还有一个 去怪兽电力公司工作的方法 You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
收发室一直在招人 They're always hiring in the mailroom.
这比我想像的还要好！ This is better than I ever imagined!
我敢打赌，我们第一年就能打破纪录！ I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.
－大眼仔，我们只是收发员 －知道，我说的是收发员的纪录 Mike, we're mail guys.
I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
(GASPS)
好了新来的，别偷懒哦 All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
你们要知道，随便丢弃邮件 也是可能会被流放的！ I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
－是，长官！ －我们绝对不敢，雪人先生 punishable by banishment! Yes, sir.
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
毛怪和大眼仔改变世界的第一天！ The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
are going to change the world starting today!
－说“吓”！－吓！ Say scream!
Scream! Scream!
-= 在怪物电力公司的第一天 =- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-= 创下最高收发纪录 =-
-= 新上任的清洁团队 =-
-= 在自助餐厅的第一天 =-
-= 金勺子团队 =-
-= 装罐员的第一天 =-
-= 怪兽电力公司惊吓选拔赛 =-
-= 引人瞩目的新星 =-
-= 成为惊吓专员的第一天 =-
华斯基！祝你第一天上工顺利！ Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
－祝好运，大眼仔！－谢了，各位 Thanks, Merv.
Good luck, Mike!
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
你来吗，搭档？ You coming, Coach?
那还用说 You better believe it.
(EXHALES)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
(SIGHING LOUDLY)
总算到了，我的第一堂课！ I made it! My first day of class!
学期结束了，孩子，你又错过了 -= 暑假快乐 =- Uh, the school year's over, son. You missed it.
太好了 Great.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)