谢谢. Thank you.
哈罗. Hello.
我要一样的. I'll have the same.
啊，婚礼啊! Ah, weddings!
啊，婚礼啊. Ah, weddings.
(# Performs Free's) ("One Together In The Morning")
没人可以取代你的位置 ??There is no one else can take your place ??
除了25岁辣妹助理 ??Except 25-year-old personal assistants ??
娜塔莉是我们分手后的事. Natalie was after we split.
且慢. Minutes.
这事情我一清二楚. But well done for trying.
听说你又搭上个新的. I heard the new one legged it.
呃....
麦凯拉和我合开公司，对啊 Michaela and I have parted company, yes.
这些年轻女孩，自己没法拿主意，是吧？ These young women, they just can't make up their minds, can they?
对！说是的！ No.
别当我，凯特，即使这样. 或者你曾经也是…… You get me, Kate, though. Or you used to.
搞清楚我是可教儿童心理学的 That's because I'm a trained child psychologist.
那么 你公司卖了后有什么打算？ So, how's life for the nearly retired corporate sellout?
棒极了，我往后要好好打几场高尔夫 Marvellous. I'm playing some of the best golf of my life.
骗肖？ What?
- 你会过得很无聊 - 我不会过得很无聊 - You're going to be so bored. - I will not be bored.
- 绝对无聊透顶 - 听你放屁! - Totally and utterly bored. - Rubbish!
- 就是无聊 - 听你放臭屁 - Bored. - Rubbish.
- 顺便一说，你看来挺不错的 - 呕！闭上鸟嘴！ - You look great, by the way. - Oh, shut up.
可恶，还是那么帅 Damn it! Still handsome.
- 好了，他在那里 - 谁啊？ - OK, so he's here. - Who?
- 肯 - 是哦 - Ken. - Oh!
那就是他? Is that him?
- 哦，体格还不错 - 肯？ - He's got a nice body. - Ken?
肯是网球教练 Pen's tennis coach.
该你猛攻的时候了， It's time Kate fought more aggressively.
冲上前去 Get out there.
我会冲上前去的！ I do get out there!
带着你的笔电参加婚宴 冲个屁啊 Taking your laptop out into the garden is not getting out there.
真好，你们俩! 在一起 Come on, you two! Get back together.
- 真好， 在一起 - 别起哄，杰瑞. - Come on, get back together. - Not now, Jerry.
- 反正，人为希望而活，自嗨总可以吧 - 哦! - Well, we live in hope. Just imagine. - Oh!
- 哦，哈罗 - 嗨 - Oh, hello. - Hi.
你是肯，是吧? 哈罗 You're Ken, aren't you? Hello.
哦，哇... 哇! Oh! Wh... whoosh!
- 噢... 花! - 是，这送你 - Ah... flowers! - Yeah, they're for you.
哦，谢谢，这花...真美 Oh, thank you. They're... they're lovely.
- 你对花过敏 - 只一点 - You're allergic. - Only mildly.
为什么凯特对花过敏还要拿？ Why is Kate holding flowers when she's allergic?
只一点 Only mildly.
- 真对不起，我不知道... - 不 不 不 没事 - I'm so sorry. I didn't know... - No, no, no, it's fine.
不是所有花，其实，我喜欢花， 我要，我真的要 It's not all flowers. Really, I like them. I want them. I actually want them.
为什么凯特要拿花？ 她对花过敏！ Why has Kate got flowers? She's allergic.
- 只一点！ - 别打! - Only mildly. - Don't!
(# STATUS QUO: "Whatever You Want")
# Whatever you want ??Whatever you want
# Whatever you like ??Whatever you like
# Whatever you say, you pay your money, you take your choice ??Whatever you say, you pay your money, you take your choice
# Whatever you need ??Whatever you need
# Whatever you use ??Whatever you use
# Whatever you win ??Whatever you win
# Whatever you lose ??Whatever you lose
# You're showing off ??You're showing off
# You're showing out ??You're showing out
# You look for trouble, turn around, give me a shout ??You look for trouble, turn around, give me a shout
# I take it all ??I take it all
# You squeeze me dry ??You squeeze me dry
# And now today you couldn't even say goodbye ??And now today you couldn't even say goodbye
# I could take you home on the midnight train again ??I could take you home on the midnight train again
# I could make an offer you can't refuse ??I could make an offer you can't refuse
# Whatever you want ??Whatever you want
# I could take you home on the midnight train again... ??I could take you home on the midnight train again...
(Car horn blaring)
# I could make an offer you can't refuse ??I could make an offer you can't refuse
# Whatever you want ??Whatever you want
# Whatever you like... ??Whatever you like...
哦，麦凯拉! Ah, Michaela!
我来把我车开走 I've come to take my car.
把你车移开，它挡住我了，我要出去 Move yours, it's blocking mine. I want out.
- 喔，他是谁？ - 我新的炮友 - Uh-huh. Who's he? - My new lover.
你娘咖好！ Bloody hell.
别按的这么大声，亲爱的? 我不想你把整条街的人都给吵醒 Can't you do that a bit louder, darling? I don't think you've woken the whole street.
快来，妈，你快来帮帮我 Come on, Mum. You're supposed to be helping me.
来了，来了 I'm coming, I'm coming.
"你好，凯特，我叫 让-巴普提斯·赌烂. "Hello, Kate. My name is Jean-Baptiste Durain.
"今年57岁，住在巴黎，很高兴与你交谈" "I'm 57 years old, live in Paris and would love to converse with you."
赌烂！ Durain!
# I take it all, you squeeze me dry... ??I take it all, you squeeze me dry...
干, 头次被甩 Well, this is a first.
# I could take you home on the midnight train again ??I could take you home on the midnight train again
# I could make an offer you can't refuse # ??I could make an offer you can't refuse ??
嘿-嘿! Hey-hey!
败家女要离开家继续去深造 Prodigal daughter departing for an establishment of higher learning.
吾人同呼万岁! Hurrah for said person!
- 你这次又要去哪？ - 爱丁堡 - Where is it you're going, again? - Edinburgh.
爱丁堡，嗯，棒极了! 是啊, 当然... 棒极了! Edinburgh. Oh, brilliant! Yeah, cor... Brilliant!
每件事都要干. 晓得吧，赞啦 Say yes to everything. Go on, och aye to it all.
- 哦，并不是所有事，杰瑞 - 嗯，当然不是了 - Well, not everything, Jerry. - No, of course not.
- 杰瑞，这给你 - 干嘛?不用，我不需要 亲爱的. - Jerry! Here you are. - What? No, I don't want that darling.
- 为什么? - 太无聊了. 不, 没事, 还是谢谢你. - What? - It's boiling. No, I'm all right, thanks.
无论如何，索菲，接球。 Anyway, Sophie, have a ball.
圣诞节见, 亲爱的. See you at Christmas, darling.
- 再见，杰瑞叔. - 吼-吼! - See you, Uncle Jerry. - Ho-ho!
那个, 你没忘了明天晚上的事吧。 Now, you haven't forgotten about tomorrow night.
肯约好要来. Ken's definitely coming.
尽管送花出状况， 但他热情不减。 Despite what happened with the flowers, he's still keen.
好吧，第二次靠运气 All right. Well, second time lucky.
漂亮！这才乖 7点钟到我家 Smashing! That's my girl. Seven o'clock at ours.
- 我认为她想促成这事. - 我希望不会…… - I think that's her serve. - I hope not.
哦，咻，叮，咚！ Oh, shot. Ding dong!
嘿，再过一星期，老屁股, 你就可以天天打球 Hey, one more week, old son, and you'll be doing this all day every day.
这里将成为我们新的办公处所. This is going to be our new office.
我们未来生活的重心 是吧? It's what we've worked our whole lives for, isn't it?
喔？ 是呀 - Eh? - Yeah.
是呀 我觉得你说的对,哥们 Yeah, I suppose you're right, my friend.
是呀.为梦想而活，老屁股，要为梦想而活 Yep. Living the dream, old son. Living the dream.
不用再看人脸色 No more answering to the man.
让我们齐呼... 挥一杆 We call and we... take the shots.
- 啊 打得不错 - 好球. - Ah, that's not bad. - Nice one.
- 喔-吼! - 所以我们这样不算无聊吧? - Whoo-hoo! - Sure we won't be bored now?
无聊？无聊？那这所有打球的？ 无聊! Bored? Bored? What, with all this? Bored!
好像. As if.
- 噢! - 噢, 不会吧，又扭到了？ - Oh! - Oh, no. It's not gone again, has it?
- 哦 是啊 妈的! - 要我帮你吗？ - Oh, yeah. Shit! - Anything I can do?
好， 就... 就把你... 把你大拇指按这 Yeah, just... just put your... put your thumb right there, mate.
那 别站在这. 其他人会说闲话. Oh, I'd better not stand there. People will talk.
别忘了，牛仔裤里外都要洗， Now, don't forget: always wash your jeans inside out,
假如看起来变大了，那是因为..而且 if it looks swollen, it probably is, and...
而且别把没煮熟的东西放进嘴里 and never put anything into your mouth that hasn't been boiled first.
- 噢, 是老爸. - 噢. - Oh, it's Dad. - Oh.
嗨，老爸. Hi, Dad.
嗨，亲爱的，你出发了么？ Hello, my darling. Have you left yet?
我刚整理好行李. 我和妈妈一起弄的. I'm just setting off. I'm with Mum.
'幸福女孩，要去爱丁堡了.' 'Lucky girl, going to Edinburgh.'
以前你妈妈和我在校园可是十分登对. Your Mum and I were quite the dynamic pair on campus in our day.
也许我该在你学校附近买间公寓 重温学生时光. Maybe I'll buy a flat near you and relive my student days.
- 嗯…不用…谢了，老爸，这次轮到我了. - '是啊, 说的也对.' - Er... no, thanks, Dad. It's my turn. - 'Yes, it is indeed.'
不知道杰瑞往哪开. 不妙, 杰瑞迷路了. Don't know where Jerry's going. No, Jerry's getting lost.
'你退休后有什么打算?' 'So what are you gonna do now you're retired?'
'哦，还不知道。' 'Oh, I don't know.'
也许买艘船去周游世界，大概吧. Maybe I'll finally buy that boat and sail around the world, you know.
- 你会和妈妈一起去. - '说实话, 我会.' - You were gonna do that with Mum. - 'That's true, I was.'
老爸，我要走了，有一大段路要开. Dad, I have to go. I've got a big drive ahead of me.
好的，到了给我打电话 我爱你，索菲. OK. Call me when you get in, now. I love you, Sophie.
'也爱你，老爸.' 'Love you too, Dad.'
- 他威胁我要重温学生时光. - 嗯 - He's threatening to relive his student days. - Mmm.
- 你们学生时代怎么个样子？ - 天真，不切实际的，准备不足. - What were you two like at college? - Naive, unrealistic, ill-prepared.
就像我现在这样. So, everything that I am right now.
不会，不会，不像. Not you, not you, never you.
完全不像. 没事，该上路了. Not at all. Come on, off you go.
到达后别忘了给我打电话. 外出时要结伴. Don't forget to call me when you get there. Always go out in groups.
如果想家了，就回来. 坐计程车要挑个好的驾驶. If you get homesick, come home. And try and find a good taxi service.
有些驾驶开车只看女人 . Because some of them have women-only drivers.
开车只看女人, 收到。 还有要交代的吗？ Women-only drivers, got it. Anything else?
按自己方式作，你会惹人爱的. Be yourself, you're lovely.
呕! Oh!
嗨！甜心！我回来了. Hi, honey, I'm home.
哈罗，长尾巴 过来这. Hello, Rumps. Come here.
- (Miaows) - 哈罗，亲爱的. Hello, darling.
今天下午干什么好？ What shall we do this afternoon, eh?
让我们痛饮一番. Let's get drunk.
嗨！甜心！我回来了…… Hi, honey, I'm home.
随你尽管躲. You can hide all you like.
我早就看到你 接续上星期还没跟你报告的公事. I've spotted you and we should get a start on your last week.
是 当然了，早安，朵琳. Yes, of course. Good morning, Doreen.
搭同一班车会给我们带来好运. It has always been our good fortune to share the same train.
阮卡歹命, 昧当歇困，琼斯先生. No rest for the wicked, Mr Jones.
朵琳，经过了这么多年同甘共苦， Doreen, after all these years, after everything we've been through,
还是不肯叫我理查？ are you still refusing to call me Richard?
是的。对了，你和新东家10点要开会. Yes! Now, you have a ten o'clock meeting with the new owners.
- 对啊. - 知道是何方神圣吗？ - Yeah. - Any idea who they are?
哼... Hmm...
只知道是个年轻人，朵琳. Young is all I know, Doreen.
我听从你的意见要他们将退职股份出售. I took your advice on their pension share offer.
- 我已说服他们了. - 真的?大家都参与? - I took them up on it. - What? The whole lot?
嗯，我们都赞成. 珍妮负责帐户, 马可士负责工资. Yes, lots of us did. Janice in Accounts, Marcus in Payroll.
好像做大买卖一样. Well, it's a solid offer.
你今天下午二点十五分要做前列腺检查. Now, you have a prostate check at 2:15 today.
以后不知道还能否跟你闲聊，朵琳. I'm gonna miss these little chats, Doreen.
我还以我欢送派对是在星期五. I thought my leaving party was on Friday.
我看这不像是个派对，琼斯先生. I don't think this is a party, Mr Jones.
全都没了，理查先生，公司全没了 什么？ - It's all gone, Richard. The lot! - What?
早安，诸位！ Morning, everyone.
理查，这是怎么回事？ Richard, what's going on?
我也不知道，珍妮，我毫无头绪 I don't know, Janice. I have no idea.
你知道怎么回事吗？ 不 当然了不知道，马可士. - Did you know about this? - No, of course not, Marcus.
这合法么？他们能这么干么？ 合法，他们然能. - Is this legal? Can they just do this? - Yes, of course they can.
嗯，等等，我真不知道，. Now, wait a minute. We don't know that.
给我点时间，拜托了. Just... just give me some time here, please.
这个月还有工资吗？ 当然有. - Will we get paid this month? - Yes, of course you will.
你有想过会发生这种事儿？ 他当然没想过! - Did you know this was coming? - Of course he didn't!
有人说我们的股权一文不值，是真的吗？ Someone said the shares are worthless. Is that true?
- 不是. - 当然是真的. - No. - Yes.
呕，老天爷! Jesus!
我希望他们让我们进去收拾东西. I suppose they'll let us in at some point. To collect our things, I mean.
朵琳，我保证，我会解决这件事的. Doreen, I promise you, I will sort this out.
各位，听好，我一定会给大家一个交代 Everyone, listen up! I promise you I'll get to the bottom of this.
我一定会查出真相，给我一点时间，好吗？ I will find out what's going on but I just need some time, OK?
我们现在怎么办？ What are we supposed to do now?
- 怎么办? - 所以, 理查, 你要怎么解决？ - How? - But, Richard, what can you do?
我... 现在还不知道，但我可以保证， I... I don't know, but I promise you,
各位一定会拿回该有的每一分钱. I will make sure that every one of you gets what they're due.
我不会，绝不会，让大家失望的 I will not, will not, let you down.
金·巴普提斯特, 我来也. OK, Jean-Baptiste, here I come.
我的兴趣在， 哦... I am interested in the, er...
...艺术和文化方面. the arts and culture.
我也很喜爱旅行、冒险， I love travel and adventure
而一般来说... and generally being...
...属性情中人. spon-tan-eous.
咻! Whoosh!
完成, 老天! Oh, God!
'最终，经过激烈竞拍，一颗钻石 'Finally, after heavy bidding, a diamond has been sold today at Sotheby's
以1080万美元的天价成交.' 'for a record 10.8 million.'
闪死人! Blimey!
'业内称为彩虹之眼 因为其光芒独具色彩 'Known in the trade as the Eye of the Rainbow because of its distinctive colouring in the light
'今日在纽约竞拍的得标者不愿公开姓名. 'it was bought at auction in New York. Today's buyer wishes to remain anonymous.
'据苏士比宣称买主计划... 'However, Sotheby's says the buyer plans...
'...将这块巨大钻石镶于项链上... '...for the stone to be the centrepiece of a necklace...
或者为救助饥饿孩童而把它卖掉. Or to be sold for starving children.
'...某位幸运的女孩必定特别开心 '...for one lucky lady likely to be extremely happy
'在今晚获得这份礼物. 'with her gift this evening.
'接着请收看七点的气象报导...' 'Coming up on Sky News at seven...'
噢，差点忘了! Oh, bloody hell!
好了. OK.
肯，我来了. Ken, I'm coming for you.
哦，一星期碰见两次。我真收受不起? Oh, twice in one week. What have I done to deserve this?
- 凯特, 我们需要谈谈. - 现在不行，理查，我有事. - Kate, we need to talk. - Not now, Richard. I'm busy.
- 求你了，我真的需要... - 你好! - Please, I just need to... - Hello!
- 你好，肯. - 瞧, 这次没带花! - Hello, Ken. - Look, no flowers!
很好! Well done!
- 哦，又见面了. - 肯，又见面了，你好. - Oh, it's you again. - Ken. Again, hi.
凯特，我需要和你谈谈. Kate, I need to speak to you.
- 待会见... - 好的... - I'll see you... - Yes...
很好，很期待和你见面. OK, great. Looking forward.
- 你又喝酒了吧? - 没... 喝了点. - Have you been drinking? - No... Yes.
- 这又有什么关系呢? - 关系可大了. - Look, what difference does it make? - A lot of difference.
你会夸大其词或胡扯些有的没的. You're prone to exaggeration and wild statements of intent.
听着，公司那边出了大事. Look, there are big problems at the office.
拜托，你应该去找安娜塔西亚或麦凯拉 又或新认识的美媚... Please, tell it to Anastasia or Michaela or whoever the latest is...
库寇已经被纳入破产管理. Culco has gone into receivership.
新的业主把我们所有资产给削光 让我们毫无翻身机会. The new owners have stripped us of any value and run us into the ground.
股权一毛不值. The shares are worthless.
你的退休金，我的退休金 全赖这些股份. My pension, your pension, was all tied up in those shares.
我的房贷，你的房贷, 孩子们上大学费用, The mortgage payments on my place, this place, the kids' university fees,
所有为孩子们积存的财产，倾刻化为乌有. everything we'd saved up for them afterwards, it's all gone.
凯特，名义上我拥有整个公司. Kate, I virtually had the whole company on board.
但马克思，珍妮，甚至朵琳也都有参股. Marcus, Janice, I even got Doreen involved.
进来吧. Come on.
好吧，关于这个公司你清楚吗? What do we know about these guys?
拉夫克. 他们不知从哪冒出来的 作风强硬.快速. Lavco. They came in hard and fast out of nowhere.
由一个叫拉松的控股公司. The holding company traded by the name of Lexon.
说服我们将退休保险基金交由他们的管理. We were persuaded to integrate our pension fund into theirs.
结果拉松是个空壳公司. Turns out Lexon was hollow, toxic.
所以当它拿走我们退休金后 立刻销声匿迹. So when they turned to dust, so did our pension.
这幕后一定有只黑手, There's always someone bigger behind these things,
双手不沾一点腥，拍拍屁股走人. someone who manages to wipe their hands clean and move on.
仍然对猫过敏? 更胜以往. - Still allergic to cat hair? - Worse than ever.
去, 长尾, 坐他身上. Go on, Rumpy, sit on him.
- 我看到你拿了哲学博士学位. - 当然. - I see you got your PhD. - Yeah.
- 那么当个老师什么感觉? - 薪水少得可怜. - So, how's life as a lecturer? - Under-paid.
- 学生们都怎么样? - 不是很积极. - What are the students like? - Under-motivated.
你别东晃西晃，坐下来好吗? Could you just stop fidgeting and sit down?
我进入网站看不到任何资料，被禁止进入. I'm on the site but I can't get any real info. I'm being blocked.
我们需要密码. We need a password.
- 我们需要... - 迈特. - We need... - Matt.
我们需要迈特. We need Matt.
'妈咪，你知道当骇客是犯法的.' 'Mum, you do know hacking is illegal.'
'我知道，你爸和我绝不会让你做任何违法的事情. 'I know, Matt and I would never want you to do anything illegal.
'我只是想你能不能'不小心''溜'进去.' 'But I wondered if you could just... accidentally stumble into it.'
"不小心""溜"进去? Accidentally stumble into it?
- '儿子，照你妈说的做.' - 老爸? - 'Son, do as your mother asks.' - Dad?
- 你在哪儿干嘛? - '真是一言难尽，迈特小儿. - What are you doing there? - 'It's a long story, Matty boy.
'但现在是为我逝去青春的长期投资回馈时刻.' 'But right now it's payback time on that misspent youth I funded.'
- '我们的长期投资.' - 好吧，等一下. - 'We funded.' - OK, hold on.
我要用我另一个电脑. 稍等一会. I'll have to use my other computer. Wait here.
- 他是不是儿子的室友，泰勒? - 我想应该是. - Is that his roommate, Tyler? - I think it is.
呕！泰勒！! Oh, Tyler!
- '关上门.' - '… 快！孩子！快关上.' - 'Close the door.' - 'Come on, son. Close it now.'
琼斯先生、琼斯太太? Mr and Mrs J?
'是的，我们在Skype线上.' 'Yes, we're here on Skype.'
拍谢.' 'Sorry.'
'好了，我把密码传给你，你就能进入网站了.' 'OK, I've emailed you the password. That will get you in.'
- '干的好!' - '干的漂亮，迈特.' - 'Good man!' - 'Well done, Matt.'
哦, 两位... 真高兴看到你们重新在一起. Oh, and guys... it's really good to see you together again.
" 哦! _ 嘿! - Oh! - Hey!
- 我们进去了. - 很棒. - We're in. - Good.
我一直想这么说. I've always wanted to say that.
找到了. 拉松. There we go. Lexon.
总裁 文森·麦萨思·克鲁格, Owned by one Vincent Mathias Kruger,
世界避险基金会经理人, 出生于布达佩斯, international hedge fund manager, born in Budapest,
现定居巴黎，非常年轻, 热衷运动，艺术品收藏. currently resides in Paris, horribly young, keen sportsman, patron of the arts.
哦，简直是个高富帅. Oh! Mentor to the young.
能看出来他是个手握重金、招摇撞骗的无耻小人吗? Could he look any more like a money grabbing, cheating, immoral little shit?
但你别想就此脱身，朋友，我盯上你了. But you're not gonna get away with it, my friend, not on my watch.
- 他听不见你. - 我知道他听不见我. - He can't hear you. - I know he can't hear me.
但是他能感觉到我的愤怒. But he's certainly gonna feel my wrath.
- 好吧，英勇战士，你有什么计划? - 我准备去巴黎. - OK, Guevara, what's your plan? - I'm gonna go to Paris.
我要用我仅剩的一点钱去趟巴黎 I'm gonna go to Paris with what little money I have left
踹飞这货色的门，大声干谯直到他把钱吐出来. and bang on that man's door so loudly he's gonna pay for me to go away.
取回本就属于"我"的东西. I'm gonna get back what's rightfully mine.
- 我们的. - 我们的. - Ours. - Ours.
我不要辛苦工作了25年后有些... I didn't work for 25 years in that God-forsaken job to have some little...
刺痛? Prick?
...这种刺痛如同他溜进来拐跑了我, 我们的, 退休金. prick like him stroll in and spirit away my, our, retirement.
我要为没做错事又守法的小老百姓去争取. I'm gonna do it for all the little people who've done nothing but play by the rules.
为了 马克思、珍妮、朵琳，还有你. For Marcus and Janice, for Doreen, for you.
别，别为我. No, do not do it for me.
最起码为了孩子. For the kids.
- 你法语怎么样? - 很生疏，问这干嘛? - How's your French? - Rusty. Why?
不. Non.
不, 不, 不, 不, 不, 不. 绝不，门都没有! Non, non, non, non, non, non. Absolutely not. No way!
你又错过了，我说了，第二个出口. You missed it again! I said the second exit.
我没办法跨过去. I couldn't get across.
你什么意思，没办法? 打方向灯啊! What do you mean, you couldn't get across? Just indicate!
我打了，亲爱的,可是根本没人理我. I am indicating, darling, but they're not paying any bloody attention.
你开车怎么都没进步? How can your driving not have improved?
你练习开车好多年了！ 果决一点 大哥！ You've had years to practise. Be assertive, man!
果决一点?没问题！ Be assertive? Right.
- 这一点都不像她的作风. - 她能找到更好的人. - This is very unlike her. - She might have got a better offer.
- 有人能比肯更好? - 我们养的狗都比肯好. - A better offer than Ken? - Our dog's a better offer than Ken.
- 我们就直接挑明了 好吗? - 当然，当然. - Let's just get something straight, shall we? - Yes, let's.
- 我们进去，解决这个烂摊子. - 啊-呼. - We go, we sort this mess out. - Uh-huh.
重新找回我们过往的日子, 各自的. And then we go on with the rest of our lives, separately.
听起来不错. Sounds good to me.
那就上吧，革命烈士，咱们尽速解决. Come on then, Trotsky. Let's get this over with.
(# Mozart's "La Mia Dorabella,) (Cosi Fan Tutte" playing)
谢谢. Merci.
- 嗯... 没人吭声. - 没吭声. - Hmm... no dice. - No.
你还记得上次参加索菲的家长教师联谊会 Do you remember that time at Soph's PTA meeting
没让我们去见校长? when we couldn't get in to see the headmaster?
- 那时候，你...? - 对吼. - And you...? - Yeah.
- 值得一试. - 当然. - Worth a try. - Yeah.
呕， 亲爱的... 呕， 惨了! 呕， 亲爱的, 亲爱的. Oh, sweetheart... Oh, damn! Oh, dear, dear.
麻烦拿杯水来. A glass of water, please.
- 哪一楼? - 顶楼. - Which floor? - Top floor.
- 不赖，琼斯小姐，真不赖. - 你演技还没生疏啊. - Not bad, Miss Jones. Not bad. - You never lose skills like that.
- 你可否再用你那招... - 打住，理查. - Can you still do that thing with your... - No, Richard.
- 克鲁格先生办公室吗? - 是. - Mr Kruger's office? - Oui.
- 很好. - 干什么? - Tr痴s bon. - Quoi?
克鲁格先生，很抱歉... Mr Kruger, I'm sorry...
没事. 有什么事吗? It's OK. Can I help you?
你上星期收购了我的公司. You bought the company I work for last week.
- 说什么? - 后来把它搞不见了. - Pardon? - And ran it into the ground.
我听不懂你说什么 先生. I don't understand, sir.
你是只贪婪的猪 Vous 碍tes un money grabbing pig!
- 你的公司... - 你的... 你的 公司. - Your company... - Votre... votre company.
- ...收购了我的公司... - 等等... 买了 我的... 公司. - ...bought my company... - Hang on... achet蒙 ma... company.
后来把它搞不见了. And ran it into the ground.
并且 但是... Et le...
慢慢来 凯特. Steady, Kate.
- 慢慢来 凯特. 慢慢来. - 抱歉. - Steady, Kate. Steady. - Sorry.
我把很多公司搞不见，你是哪一家? I run a lot of companies into the ground. Which one?
- 库寇. - 库寇, 嗯... - Culco. - Culco, er...
应该是上个星期吧. 我觉得人要活在当下, 活在当下. See, that was last week. I very much live in the now, the maintenant.
或许"活在当下"对你绰绰有余， 我要你还回从我们这偷走的每一分钱. Well, maybe this is maintenant enough for you. You stole all our money and we want it back.
- 你是哪位? - 她是我妻子. - And you are? - This is my wife.
- 前妻. - 前妻. - Ex-wife. - Ex-wife.
- 前妻? - 是的，我们现在是这关系. - Ex-wife? - Yeah, we've established that now.
- 所以你并不否认. - 不，我并不这么认为. - So you're not denying it. - No, I don't think so.
听着，你, 很多人未来生计 Listen, you, there are people whose lives
依赖即将获得的退休金. depend on the pension they were gonna receive.
你不能就这样把他们坑了，这太离谱. You can't just throw them away like that. It's just not fair.
好吧，好吧，真是被你打败了. OK, OK, you got me.
我做错了，该骂，甚至像恶魔一样. What I did was wrong, reprehensible, evil even.
一般人的世界认为这违法. 但这正是它的魅力所在，完全合法. In a normal world, illegal. But that's the beauty of it: it's completely legal.
听我说，你个小兔崽子. Now, listen to me, you little sack of shit.
你搅乱那些辛勤工作无辜者的生计 You are messing with people's lives. Proper, good, hardworking people
他们根本没做过错事 who have done absolutely nothing
却要面对冷酷法条的设计玩弄. but play by the bloody rules laid out in front of them.
她今天当家做主 是吗? Oh, she definitely wears the trousers, no?
我还说不出这番话。她有这本事. I'm not even gonna rise to that. Of course she does.
- 我们是老前辈 文明人. - 我们离婚了. - We're the older generation. We're enlightened. - We're divorced.
我们已经谈完了. And we're done.
放开我，放我下来！ 我不能呼吸了！我不能呼吸了！ Put me down. Put me down! I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
放开我，放开我妻子，放开我妻子! Put me down. Put my wife down! Put my wife down!
- 还好吧. - 前妻. - There you go. - Ex-wife.
前妻. Ex-wife.
- 绝不善罢甘休. - 妈的! - Could have had 'em. - Shit!
我们有唬住他. 全然唬住! We are totally taking him down. Totally!
下一步怎办, 呼? Now what, huh?
哦! Whoo!
别流口水. 你觉得她是谁的意中人? Close your mouth. Who do you think she belongs to?
一个出色的男人，我猜..出现了. If I were a betting man, I'd say... Here you go.
一语中的! Bingo!
- 咱们快点跟上. - 好主意. - Quick, let's follow. - Good idea.
- 让我开，我技术比较好. - 不，不行，你忘了带驾照了. - Let me drive. I'm the better driver. - No way, Jos蒙. You forgot your license.
- 拜托，理查 我真的很会开. - 你忘了带驾照了. - Come on, Richard. I'm a much better driver. - You forgot your license.
你不是个好驾驶，你自以为是. You're not a better driver. You just think you are.
你会后悔. You'll regret it.
- 还记得汉默史密斯大桥? - 提这不公道. - Remember Hammersmith bridge? - That's unfair.
你忘了在油箱加油. 你忘了加油. You forgot to put oil in the tank. You forgot to put oil in it.
- 快点，开快点. - 我只能开这么快. - Go fast. Go fast. - I'm not gonna go fast.
加速，他们车快不见了. Quickly, they're getting away.
- 跟紧点！理查. - 这是在跟踪，凯特. - You've gotta keep up, Richard. - It's called tailing, Kate.
如果靠太近，会被发现的. If we get too close, they'll know they're being followed.
这是世上距离最短的汽车跟踪. Well, that was the world's shortest car chase.
干嘛？现在是红灯，难道你要我闯红灯? What? It's a red light! You want me to start running reds now?
不，当然不行 理查. No, God forbid, Richard.
看，太惊险了. Well, that was intense.
对啊，差点撞到一个修女. Thank you. Could have killed a nun.
一群修女, 搞不好撞死一堆修女. Many nuns, possibly. A whole load of dead nuns.
- 哦，在那，理查! - 哪里? - Oh, that's them, Richard! - What?
我刚看到他们了，理查! 拜托，让我开. I've just seen them, Richard! Please, let me drive.
- 拜托，拜托，让我开. - 好吧. - Please! Please, let me drive. - Fine.
好, 好. 就一下下. OK, OK. It's been a while.
你中午吃了什么? What did you have for lunch?
你要干嘛? What?
安全带. Buckle up.
从哪里走? 凯特 怎么在倒车. Which way are we going? Kate, we're going backwards.
- 对. - 倒车 凯特! - Yep. - Backwards, Kate!
帮我把我安全带扣上. 快帮我把我安全带扣上. Putting my seat belt on. Putting my seat belt on right now.
凯特，不不不不! 凯特，凯特，凯特，凯特! Kate, no, no, no, no! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!
- 我的妈! - 抓紧了. - Argh! - Hold tight.
我死抓着! 我们好像连强制险都付不起. I'm holding tight! We can't even afford the basic insurance.
呕 管他妈什么保险. Oh, fuck the insurance.
喔 呼! Whoo-hoo!
哈! 我们办到了! 他们在那儿. Ha! We did it! There they are.
- 好了，现在要黏紧紧. - 什么? - All right, now stick it on. - What?
第三首歌"现在好了"对我开车有帮助. Track 3, "All Right Now". It helps me drive.
(# Free's "All Right Now" playing)
你怎么练成这样的技术? ? Where did you learn to drive like this?
- 送孩子到学校. - 离谱 车里还有孩子? - School run. - What? With the children in the car?
哦, 当然... ??Oh, yeah...
不好意思. 不好意思. Sorry. Sorry.
# There she stood in the street ??There she stood in the street
# Smiling from her head to her feet ??Smiling from her head to her feet
# I said, "Hey, what is this now, baby?" ??I said, "Hey, what is this now, baby?"
# Maybe, maybe she's in need... ??Maybe, maybe she's in need...
妈妈和婴儿. 妈妈和婴儿! Mother and child. Mother and child!
哦，要撞到小婴儿了! We're gonna run into the baby!
- 感谢老天, 有惊无险. - 抱歉, 抱歉, 抱歉! - For God's sake, get over. - Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- 别慌. - 我没慌啊. - Don't panic. - I'm not panicking.
- 有, 你有慌. 我感觉得出来. - 我没. 我没慌. - Yes, you're panicking. I can feel it. - I'm not. I'm not panicking.
# Now don't you wait or hesitate ??Now don't you wait or hesitate
# Let's move before they raise the parking rate ??Let's move before they raise the parking rate
# All right now... ??All right now...
老天 我爱自由! God, I love Free!
# Baby, it's all right now... ??Baby, it's all right now...
干! 这里太窄了. 太窄了. Oh, fuck! That was really tight. That was tight.
# Baby, it's all right now # ??Baby, it's all right now ??
- 我们来了. - 跟上去. - Here we go. - Stay on their tail.
- 我们追上了. - 好揶. - We're nearly there. - Yeah.
什么声音? Grit?
我们被东西打到了. OK, we're being shot at.
停停停！弃车. Stop, stop, stop. Leave the car.
真的? 丢在这? 真丢在这? Really? Just leave it? Just leave it here?
- 一走了之，再简单不过. - 不能把车就丢在这! - OK. Just walk away. Act natural. - We can't just leave it here!
- 对? 好的, 没事. - 不, 不, 不, 不, 不! - Yeah? OK, all right. - No, no, no, no, no!
对, 你说的对. 你说怎样, 就怎样. No, you're right. When you're right, you're right.
回车里. Get back in.
天啊, 你疯了? 抱歉, 我刚刚还真吓坏了. - Jesus Christ, Are you mad? - Sorry, I just panicked there.
我理解 那我们现在去哪... 去喝杯茶. - I understand but we've just got to... - Let's have a cup of tea.
不, 反正没事. 别再提喝茶. 我们在法国所以要喝茶. No, it's all right. Stop talking about tea. We're in France.
- 你带了行李. - 你也是嘛. - You kept your bag. - Yeah. So did you.
- 他们这里确实蛮安静的. - 比我俩安静. - Yeah, they've lasted quite well, actually. - Better than us.
是啊 当初订房时他们保证过. Yeah, well, they came with a guarantee.
- 你好.- 你好. - Bonsoir. - Bonsoir.
- 我们想要两个房间. - 请出示你们的护照. - We'd like two rooms. - Passports, please.
好. Here.
- 我的. - 谢谢. - There you go. - Thank you.
琼斯太太. Mrs Jones.
- 你是. - 琼斯先生. - Well, Ms. - And Mr Jones.
- 是. - 你们想要两个房间? - Yes. - And you want two rooms?
- 是. - 是. - Yes. - Yes.
你们是兄妹吧? You are brother and sister?
- 不是. - 不是. - No. - No.
一间套房, 可以吗? A suite, perhaps?
- 不行. - 相邻两间? - No. - Next to each other?
不用, 真的. 我俩离婚了. 我保留了他的姓. Not necessary, really. We're divorced. I kept his name.
- 哦，你保留了他的姓. - 是啊. - Ah, but you kept his name. - Yes.
是啊, 你保留, 真的? Yeah, you did, didn't you?
是呀，因为用了段时间. 小孩也这姓，没什么大不了. Yes, because it's been mine for some time. And my kids have it. It's no biggy.
你们重新一起度假，是为了让爱火重燃?? And you are holidaying together to see if perhaps the flame still burns?
- 呀,有何不可? 我的意思是... - 没这回事。爱火已灭. - Yeah, why not? I mean... - No, so not. The flame is out.
- 不会吧. - 掐灭，没了. - Oh, no. - Snuffed, gone.
人在巴黎，有些事你无从预料... We are in Paris. You never know...
我们很清楚. We do know.
哦，我们这里就剩这两个房间了，靠的很近. Ah, I'm afraid the only two rooms I have left are adjoining.
- 那些呢? - 哦，那些房间都有人订了. - What about those? - Oh, no, they are all taken.
我们非常非常忙. We are very, very busy.
- 真的? - 我们接受，谢谢，晚安. - Really? - We'll take them. Thank you. Bonsoir.
晚安. Bonsoir.
吓死人. 这地板搞什么鬼? Bloody hell. What floor?
- 怎么会这样. - 天啊! - Haven't a clue. - Christ!
你想不想帮我尾椎骨做个深层热疗? You don't fancy rubbing some Deep Heat into my coccyx, do you?
- 不想. - 只是说说. - No. - Just a thought.
噢! "凯特 如果你喜爱艺术和文化，你一定要来巴黎！" Ooh!
你绝对猜不出我在哪里找到自我. You'll never guess where I find myself.
"太棒了，咱们见个面吧，怎样？"
有何不可? Pourquoi pas?
有两支碗放在水槽里 厨房的灯还亮着. There's two bowls down for Rumpus and the kitchen light is on.
索菲, 亲爱的! 嘿, 忙完没? Sophie, darling! Hey, got your leg over yet?
哈罗. 索菲，达令? Hello. Sophie, darling?
你有没有和你妈妈联络? You haven't heard from you mother, have you?
没事, 没什么好担心的. 只是昨天我们约好了 但她没露面 No, it's nothing to worry about. It's just we were supposed to see her yesterday.
"世界上有那么多的城镇，城镇中有那么多的酒馆 ，她却走进了我的." "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
终于有机会说这句, 如何? What are the chances, eh?
牛排薯条. 你就只有这个可点. Steak-frites. That's what you'll have.
不对. 两年前改吃青菜. Nope. Turned veggie two years ago.
但你爱吃肉. But you love meat.
人会变的, 理查. 你可以点起司舒芙蕾. People change, Richard. But you're gonna have the cheese souffl蒙.
- 不对. - 但你爱吃起司. - Nope. - But you love cheese.
- 胆固醇偏高, 凯特. - 你的前列腺如何? - Cholesterol levels change, Kate. - How's your prostate?
功能正常, 谢谢. 你的姆囊肿情况? Fully functioning, thank you. How are your bunions?
哦, 亏你还记得. 其实，还是蛮糟的. Oh, how sweet of you to remember. Actually, they're awful.
不敢再穿高跟鞋.瞧? High heels are no longer an option. See?
到了我们这岁数, 容易病痛. Here's to our aging, ailing bodies.
- 我能去你那坐吗? - 当然，可以. - May I? - Yes, go on.
噢, 噢! Ooh, ooh!
嘿，嘿，甜心! Hey! Hey, sweetie!
过得怎样? How's it going?
噢, 我真高兴. Oh, I'm so glad.
和你宿舍的人想处好吗? And you like the people in your halls?
噢, 替你感到骄傲. Oh, I'm so proud of you.
好的, 对, 你要去忙了. 那去忙你的. All right, yes, you've got to go. Of course you've got to go.
打给我... 晚点再打给我. 好, 我爱你... 拜... 拜. Call me... call me later. Yes, I love you... Bye... bye.
- 理查, 她对我真是没话说? - 还不错. 很好. - Rich, what could I say to her? - It's all right. It's fine.
噢! Oh!
嘿, 甜心, 都还好吧? Hey, honey, how's it going?
是吗? 帮每个政党都写一篇文章. Yeah? For every party write an essay.
很棒, 帮三个政党各写一篇文章. All right, for every three parties write an essay.
不不不，我为你感觉很自豪，甜心. No. No, no, no. I'm so proud of you, sweetheart.
你妈妈是那么说的吗? Is that what Mum said?
真是英雄所见略同. Ah, well, great minds and all that.
听着, 帮我个忙, 下次和你妈通电话时, 告诉她... Listen, do me a favour, next time you speak to your Mum, tell her...
告诉她我很想她. Tell her I miss her.
好的. OK.
我爱你. I love you.
再见，达令. Bye, darling.
- 你脑袋里都想什么? - 我也不知道. - What's got into you? - I don't know.
巴黎, 退休, 和你共度时光, Paris, retirement, spending time with you,
还有我们被偷走的钱. having our money stolen.
会拿回来的. That'll do it.
那样最好, 是吧? This is nice, right?
对. Yeah.
麦卡拉, 哦... Michaela, er...
等等... 等一下. Just a sec... just one second.
听好了, 麦卡拉, 我现在不方便聊电话. 请谅解. Listen, Michaela, I can't talk right now. Please understand.
没关系, 我有点累了. 回房间再吃. It's OK, I'm just tired. I'm gonna eat in my room.
妈的. Shit.
猜谁准备结婚了? Guess who's getting married?
啊! "文森克鲁格和他的未婚妻曼侬方坦. Ah! "Vincent Kruger and fianc蒙e Manon Fontaine.
"指名要在坎城的海岸举行大婚. "Spotted off the coast of Cannes as they prepare for their big day.
"即将到来的婚礼地点被传闻可能将... "The upcoming nuptials are rumoured to be taking place...
..."在克鲁格名下19世纪的城堡 "at the Krugers' 19th-century ch玺teau
"该城堡位于昂蒂布海角高级地段." "located within the exclusive enclave of Cap d'Antibes."
我们要设法弄到这场婚礼的邀请函. We've got to get ourselves invited to that wedding.
为何? 我们都讨厌婚礼. 这是你我唯一认同的事情. Why? We hate weddings. It's the only thing we agree on.
看她脖子 . Look at her neck.
- 漂亮. - 脖子上戴的? - Pretty. - Mm-hmm. What's round it?
- 好看. - 好看到值1000万美元. - Nice. - Mmm, nice in the region of 10 million.
哦，太好看了. Oh, very nice.
我敢肯定，... 事实上, 我打包票 I'm pretty sure... in fact, I'm positive
那就是“彩虹之眼”. that's the Eye of the Rainbow.
- 我昨天在新闻上看过. - 哦，彩虹之眼. - I thought I recognised it on her yesterday. - Ah, the Eye of the Rainbow.
是啊, 最近在苏士比上拍卖的, 创单颗钻石的拍卖价. Yes, that sold at Sotheby's recently, fetching a record price for a single stone.
你什么时候成了钻石迷? When did you become such a diamond aficionado?
从孩子出外求学开始. 白天看电视. Since the kids left home. Daytime TV.
我对这种新闻没兴趣. It's a mine of useless information.
- 那,万一, 是可改变命运的新闻. - 真的. - And, in this case, life-changing information. - Indeed.
我打赌她一定会在婚礼现场戴这条项链. I bet she's gonna be wearing that rock at the wedding.
那颗钻石是我们的退休金. 那颗钻石是朵琳的退休金. That rock is our pension. That rock is Doreen's pension.
我们应该偷过来. We should nick it.
什么? What?
只是取回他所拿走我们和其他人的东西. It's just taking back what he's taken from us and all the others.
你要去偷这颗钻石? You want to steal a diamond?
理查, 他是不会还我们半毛钱的. Richard, he's not gonna give us our money back.
但也不因为那样 代表我们要像粉红豹去偷. Well, that doesn't mean we suddenly become the Pink Panther.
有何不可? 理查, 我们被骗. Why not? Richard, we are screwed.
现在是一无所有. We have nothing, literally nothing.
没东西可留给孩子. 这可是拿回我们被夺走的一个机会. Nothing to give the kids. It's time to take back what's ours.
我厌恶这些肥猪,贪心鬼,欠肏的土豪 夺走我们的钱, 一把火把这国家给烧了. I'm sick of these fat, greedy, fucker billionaires taking all our money, just ruining this country.
当然不是真要烧这国家, 因为法国社会福利办得不错 Well, not this country, actually, because France has got great social services
而说实话, 在这国家抗议是没用的. and, my word, do they run a good protest.
真是个笨主意, 凯特. It's a stupid idea, Kate.
- 疯狂, 愚蠢... - 够了, 够了. - Crazy, daft... - All right, all right.
...笨但够天才. stupid but brilliant.
- 够天才的主意. - 是吗? - Brilliant idea. - Yeah?
为何不? 说干就干? 反正也没什么损失? Why the hell not? If not now, when? What have we got to lose?
- 除了我们的尊严和自由. - 正解. - Apart from our dignity and our freedom. - Exactly.
- 不管怎样, 值得研究研究. - 当然. 让我们好好研究研究. - Either way, it's worth investigating. - Definitely. Let's investigate.
好吧，看来我们得前往法国南部. Well, it looks like we're heading to the south of France.
一起去! 好主意. Ah, together! What a good idea.
迷死人. 她很美不? Delightful. Isn't she beautiful?
- 她很美. - 住口. - She is. - Shut up.
是, 是. 是, 我了解. Yes, yes. Yes, I understand.
你是说, 他们不接受? What do you mean, they won't take it?
给剪了? Cut it up?
那可是我最后一张信用卡. 没了, 完蛋肏. Well, that's end of the credit cards. Gone, kaput.
- 传简讯给谁? 像时下年轻人一样. - 没给谁. - Who are you texting? You're like a teenager. - No one.
- 她蛮正的. - 不是我的菜. - She's gorgeous. - Not my type.
呕, 看看. 修长美腿 翘臀 让人流口水. Oh, right, yeah. Legs up to the ceiling and arse as tight as a plum.
正妹一枚. Of course she isn't.
有人喜欢, 但不是每个人. 我尬意比较有点... 居家型的. Once maybe, but not anymore. I like things a bit more... homely.
假如你是故意想讨好我, 你最好省省. If that was an attempt to flatter me, you can piss right off.
瞧, 这腿完美到太不切实际. Look, the legs aren't nearly as good in real life.
一看就知道是整过的. They've clearly been airbrushed.
- 稳着来. 放掉手煞车. - 已经放了. - Steady. Handbrake off. - I've got it.
早就放了. It's off.
你现在才放了. OK. 她要去哪? You've got it now. OK. Where's she going?
像观光客一样跟着. Just try and look like a tourist.
- 跟去看看? - 好. - Check it out? - Yeah.
天哪! Blimey!
你应该混进去. You should go in there.
- 跟进去查看一下. - 我才不要进去. - Go and check the place out. - I can't go in there.
快点, 快点. Go on, go on.
茱莉. Julie.
萝拉. Laura.
你是哪位? And who are you?
哦, 我是? 我, 我是米丽安 从...韦茅斯来. Oh, moi? Er... me, I'm Miriam from... Weymouth.
我是你堂哥... 二堂哥, I'm your cousin... well, second cousin,
隔了二代的, 是你老公那边亲戚, 你未来老公. twice removed, on your husband's side, future husband.
好吧，你同她们一组. All right. You're with them.
(# VV BROWN: "L.O.V.E")
# She's got that demon eyes ??She's got that demon eyes
# Wants a little something from a special guy ??Wants a little something from a special guy
# It's there right in her eyes ??It's there right in her eyes
# You know she's not pretending, she could tell no lies... ??You know she's not pretending, she could tell no lies...
哦! 正点! Oh! Brilliant!
# Hoping he would take her body to the sky ??Hoping he would take her body to the sky
# Love makes her start to fly ??Love makes her start to fly
# She feels a little sweeter like an apple pie... ??She feels a little sweeter like an apple pie...
哇! Ow!
哦，我真抱歉. Oh, I'm so sorry.
# That she is paralysed ??That she is paralysed
# By the divas hangin' over compromise ??By the divas hangin' over compromise
# Oh, love me, oh-oh-oh, just love me, oh-oh-oh ??Oh, love me, oh-oh-oh, just love me, oh-oh-oh
# Just hold me, oh-oh-oh, just kiss me, oh-oh-oh ??Just hold me, oh-oh-oh, just kiss me, oh-oh-oh
# Just want me, L-O-V-E, love, love, love, love ??Just want me, L-O-V-E, love, love, love, love
# Don't try to run away... ??Don't try to run away...
Yeah. Yeah.
将是一场最完美的婚礼. Ah, it's going to be the best wedding ever.
啊，冠军来了! Ah, the champion!
给我来杯马丁尼，超大杯，谢了. Could I have a Martini, please? A really big one. Thank you.
我也不知道， 我觉得自己犯了严重的错误. No, I don't know. I think I'm making a terrible mistake.
- 没! - 才没, 甜心. - No! - You're not, sweetie.
他只把我们婚礼当做一次商业大会. He's only using our wedding as a business meeting.
她邀请两对德州来的夫妇参加. He's got two Texans and their wives coming.
我们之前从没见过他们 而他要我确定他们没问题. We've never met them before and he wants me to make sure they are OK.
那样做真的不对. Well, that's not right.
他把他们安排住进卡尔顿酒店. And he's putting them up at The Carlton.
很棒啊! 卡尔顿酒店! Lovely! The Carlton!
嘿, 你有什么想法? Hey, what do you think?
你年长. 至少结过一次婚吧. You're old. You must have been married once.
是. 谢谢. Er... yes. Merci.
年长, 年长的我. 我的想法吗? Old, old me. Er... what do I think?
哦... Er...
我想，实际来说，喜欢他们比爱上他们来的更重要的. I think that liking them is much more important than loving them, actually.
爱上一个人很容易. 真心地喜欢却很难. Love is easy to fall into. Liking is much harder.
结婚就好像考驾照. Think of your wedding as a driving test.
你考了，你过了, 然后你才真正开始学着怎样驾驭车子. You take it, you pass, and then you really start to learn how to drive.
或者车毁人亡. Or you crash.
他给你买的那个钻石怎样? 你很喜欢吧. What about that diamond he bought you? You like that.
- 喜欢! - 你在婚礼上会戴着它吧? - Yeah! - Are you going to wear it at the wedding?
没在整个过程戴着. Not for the ceremony.
婚礼中我要换另一套衣服后才会戴上. I'll change halfway through the party and put it on then.
嘿, 快点, 各位妹, 我们去玩拖曳伞! Hey, come on, girls, let's para!
我喜欢你. 你说话实在. 我没有女性友人会说这些. I like you. You're honest. I don't have girlfriends like that.
挺好. Good.
那么, 跟我一起去玩. 这真的很好玩! So come on, come with me. This is so much fun!
# Love me, oh-oh-oh, just love me... ??Love me, oh-oh-oh, just love me...
我要宰了你, 理查! I'm gonna kill you, Richard!
# Just hold me, oh-oh-oh, just kiss me, oh-oh-oh ??Just hold me, oh-oh-oh, just kiss me, oh-oh-oh
# Just want me, L-O-V-E # ??Just want me, L-O-V-E ??
宰我啊. 我就眯一下. 到了这年纪就犯困. So shoot me. I nodded off. It happens at my age.
你在打呼. And you were snoring.
这年纪另一个不幸的事情. Another unfortunate effect of age.
我们别再扯皮 告诉我你发现些什么? Look, can we just stop niggling and tell me what you found out?
我发现这里一下就磨破了. I found out that I chafe very easily.
- 哦，可怜哪，真抱歉 . - 少来. - Oh, my poor girl. I'm so sorry. - Get off.
被邀请才能参加婚礼. And the Wedding's obviously invite only.
但她肯定会戴上那条钻石项链. But she is definitely gonna be wearing the diamond.
晚上婚礼期间她会去换衣服. She's gonna change halfway through the evening.
好消息. 还有其他的吗? That sounds good. Anything else?
不确定, 感觉她还蛮气那个恶魔 Not really, just that she's pissed off with the evil one
他们邀请了几个素未谋面的德州商人. for inviting a couple of Texan businessmen they've never met before.
她当然会生气. 她还要去和他们的老婆打交道. Of course she's pissed off. She'll end up looking after their wives.
她说的对, 这根本不合情理. And she's right, it's bang out of order.
她有没说漏了嘴他们住哪? She didn't happen to mention where they might be staying?
'今天我们要查哪些?' 'So what are we stumbling into today?'
卡尔顿酒店, 坎城. 旅客住宿名单. The Carlton Hotel, Cannes. Their guest list.
我们要找四个从德州来的旅客. We're looking for four guests with home addresses in Texas.
'老爸, 那真是非法行为.' 'Dad, that is so illegal.'
我知道，很抱歉，儿子. 我不该开这口，但这是情非... Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, son. I wouldn't ask unless it was really...
'老爸, 我虽然只是个小孩. 但我们很喜欢干这种事,' 'Dad, I'm only kidding. We do that sort of shit all the time,
'把订房名单搅乱， 将所有人安排在同一个房间。' 'messing with people's reservations, putting people in the same room.'
- 别乱来, 迈特. - 不行, 不行. - Not good, Matt. - No, no.
'等等.' 'Hold on.'
- 你有没觉得他的眼眶看起来有点红红的? - 有点. - Do you think his eyes looked a bit red-rimmed? - Just a little.
- 哦, 不会吧, 他在? - 好像. - Oh, he's not, is he? - Yep.
_ '泰勒.是我们“ 咻“! - Tyler! - Tyer! Oi!
- (Whistles) - 泰勒! 泰勒! 哈罗! Tyler! Tyler! Hello!
- '哈罗.' - '哈罗.' - 'Hello.' - 'Hello.'
你们在玩我是吧， 怎么又是你们. You've got to be kidding me! You guys, again.
很高兴见到你, 泰勒. Nice to see you, Tyler.
'我找到了从德州休斯顿来的稀客夫妇. 'OK, we've got one Mr and Mrs Hicks of Houston, Texas.
'他们登记的是莫内套房. 'They're assigned to the Monet suite.
'还有一对巴斯特夫妇. 他们住在穿过大厅的马奈套房. 'And one Mr and Mrs Baxter. They're across the hall in the Manet suite.
'好了, 两位, 我有事要忙. 你们在法国南部? 'Anyway, guys, I've got to go. But the south of France?
'我爱死我重新在一起 富有魅力的父母. 'I am loving my new glam parents.
'再见.' 'See you later.'
- 让我们理个头绪出来. - 嗯. - OK, so let me just get this straight. - Hmm.
我们要去绑架四个德州人, 假扮成他们, We are going to kidnap four Texans, pretend to be them,
进入城堡参加婚礼, go to a wedding in a ch玺teau,
把项链调换出来, 然后开溜? somehow swap out the necklace, and make our escape?
我知道, 听起来很荒唐. I know, it sounds absurd.
- 很荒唐, 是啊. 疯狂, 愚蠢, ?呆. - 好了, 好了. - Absurd, yes. Crazy, daft, stupid. - All right, all right.
但太有才了. But brilliant.
- 是吗? - 但有个小问题. - Yeah? - One small problem.
那有四个德州人 而我们就两人. There are four Texans and we are but two.
噢. Ah.
(# YOUNG MONEY: "Pass The Dutch")
# Too many women and not enough time ??Too many women and not enough time
# I'm a cool cat but I'm on life nine ??I'm a cool cat but I'm on life nine
# Gonna let that light shine, ballin' for a lifetime ??Gonna let that light shine, ballin' for a lifetime
# Smokin' on that nice pine, wheezy baby flight flyin' ??Smokin' on that nice pine, wheezy baby flight flyin'
# You can call him your husband, call me at night time ??You can call him your husband, call me at night time
# And even though women change, I will always like dimes ??And even though women change, I will always like dimes
# And, yeah, I'm quite fine, but Shorty much finer ??And, yeah, I'm quite fine, but Shorty much finer
# And I just get behind her and smack it like E Honda ??And I just get behind her and smack it like E Honda
# And please don't hate on me when you see me with Kiana ??And please don't hate on me when you see me with Kiana
# Cos she wilder than Nirvana # ??Cos she wilder than Nirvana ??
- 这件. - 那不是我们的. - This is it. - That's not ours.
- 是我们的. - 不是我们的. - It is ours. - It's not ours.
- 看, 就是. - 哦, 吗的, 真是. - Look, it is. - Oh, shit, it is.
- 你退后. - 没事, 我拿到了. 哇! - Mind your back. - It's all right, I've got it. Ow!
- 在那, 在那, 在那! - 嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿! - There, there, there! - Hey-hey-hey-hey!
- 哈罗, 老屁股! - 欢迎, 欢迎到来. - Hello, old son! - Welcome, welcome.
- 又见面了, 老兄! - 又见面了. - Good to see you, mate! - Good to see you.
看到你们和好如初 我高兴得说不出话来. I cannot tell you how happy we are to see you back together.
- 潘... - 这样很好, 不是吗? - Well, Pen... - Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
我不妨老实时说, 对我们来说简直像一场恶梦, And I don't mind telling you, it's been an absolute nightmare for us,
在二人之间究竟挑谁. having to choose between you.
整死人， 就为你俩这鸟事. Damn shame, the whole bloody business.
反正，很高兴来到这里，帮到忙. 我们该怎么做? Anyway, thrilled to be here, glad to help. What are we doing?
嗯... Well...
- 绑票? 盗钻石? - 闯进婚礼现场? - Kidnap? Stealing a diamond? - Gatecrashing a wedding?
- 可否给我们... 一点时间? - 尽管去商量. - Can we have... a moment? - It's a lot to take in.
去商量. 去商量. 我帮你们看着行李. Talk about it. Go ahead. I've got your bag.
你认为如何? What do you think?
- 他同意. 她反对. - 可能吧. - He's in. She's not. - Probably.
好的... 没问题, 我们参加. Well... all right, we're in.
- 先吃中饭好吗? - 当然! - Spot of lunch first? - Yes!
好了，大家清楚整个计划了吧? Right. Everyone clear on the plan?
跟你说, 自从上海行动后我宝刀未再出鞘. I tell you, I haven't been this pumped since Shanghai.
上海? Shanghai?
是啊, 你知道吗, 当初我还在商船上工作过? Yeah, you know, when I was in the Merchant Navy?
- 商船? - 每个港口都有女人, 是吧, 杰瑞? - Merchant Navy? - Woman in every port, eh, Jerry?
诸如此类的话题. 只是男人间互亏, 潘. That sort of thing, yeah. It's only a bit of boys' banter, Pen.
潘, 你确定这个有效? Pen, are you sure these are gonna work?
当然, 吃上三颗 他们会睡得像死猪一样. Yes, three of those and they'll be out like a baby.
- 五分钟生效. - 我打包票. - Five minutes tops. - I can vouch for that.
- 谁开这药给你的? - 就那位肖年可爱的詹金斯医生. - Who prescribes them for you? - That lovely young Dr Jenkins.
是呃. 我也听过他蛮可爱的. Oh, yes. I've heard he's lovely.
是啊, 非常肯帮忙. 用他最温暖的手. Yes, terribly helpful. And the warmest hands.
说什么? Excuse me?
能分辨谁是谁吗? How will we know who they are?
我认为大家都很清楚. Well, I think we'll know.
开始行动. Let's do this.
(# THE CLASH: "I Fought The Law")
# Breakin' rocks in the hot sun ??Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
# I fought the law and the law... ??I fought the law and the law...
- 抱歉, 我憋不住了. - 当然. - Sorry, I'm dying for a pee. - Of course.
实在话, 我最好有去一趟. Actually, I might go as well.
你知道吗? 我也需要尿一趴. You know what? I need one too, actually.
嗯，懒人屎尿多. Well, it's never good to ignore it.
# Breakin' rocks... ??Breakin' rocks...
欢迎. Bienvenus.
# I fought the law and the law won ??I fought the law and the law won
# I needed money cos I had none ??I needed money cos I had none
# I fought the law and the law won ??I fought the law and the law won
# I left my baby and it feels so bad ??I left my baby and it feels so bad
# I guess my race is run ??I guess my race is run
# She's the best girl that I ever had ??She's the best girl that I ever had
# I fought the law and the law won ??I fought the law and the law won
# I fought the law and the... ??I fought the law and the...
# I fought the law and the law won ??I fought the law and the law won
# I fought the law and the... # ??I fought the law and the... ??
- 真太厉害了! - 我们都太厉害了! - That was incredible! - We were incredible!
我们不会把把他们绑太紧了吧. Oh, God, I hope we didn't tie their hands too tightly.
哦, 会吗? Oh, do you think?
太好玩了. 从我离开关岛后再也没这么玩过. That was insane. I haven't had this much fun since I was in Guam.
关岛? Guam?
我当兵时驻扎地. I was stationed there during my military service.
哦,老天爷! Oh, God!
杰瑞! 这是你偷的! Jerry! That's stealing!
潘, 潘, 潘. 这真就这样发生. Pen, Pen, Pen. This is real. This is happening.
不成功便成仁. We either step up or we get crushed.
- 傻蛋. 别穷卖弄了. - 遵命. - Silly man. Stop showing off. - Right.
我们先去找个可替换的项链, 再回饭店, 喝鸡尾酒 吃晚餐. Let's pick up the replica necklace, back to the hotel, cocktails and supper.
赞啦! 上路, 老牛仔. Yee-ha! Ride 'em, cowboy.
杰瑞, 在世上可有认识什么人 Jerry, how on earth did you know where to find someone
能做一条可替换的项链? who could make a replica necklace?
嘿, 告诉你... 我有熟人. Well, you know... I have my contacts.
熟人? 不, 杰瑞 我们没认识什么熟人. Contacts? No, Jerry we don't.
实话实说, 有次我曾短暂的, 柏拉图式恋爱 Well, if you must know, I once had a brief, er... affair of the heart
和一个年轻的珠宝设计师. with a young jewellery designer.
和一个年轻的珠宝设计师柏拉图式恋爱! Affair of the heart with a young jewellery designer!
冷静, 潘. 没事的. Calm down, Pen. It's all right.
是啊, 别紧张, 潘. 这都是过去式, 早忘光了. Yeah, don't worry, Pen. It's all in the past, all forgotten.
这是城堡的基本设计图. This is the basic layout of the ch玺teau.
你知道哪里会有保全在? Do you know where all the guards might be?
当然, 当然, 当然. 绝对知道. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, yes.
- 杰瑞人呢? - 不知道. - No Jerry? - No.
我洗澡时他说有事要忙. Rushed off while I was having a bath.
要去见一个人谈事情。 整个就很奇怪. Said he had to meet a man about something. Very odd, the whole thing.
反正, 别让他坏了心情. Anyway, don't let him spoil this.
真太美好了, 看到二位和好如初. This is lovely, seeing the two of you being back together.
抱歉, 诸位. 被耽搁了. 简单小任务. Sorry, everyone. Got held up. Quick little mission.
我刚才说这真是太美好了, 看到二位老友和好如初. I was just saying this is lovely and it's lovely to see our friends back together.
- 潘, 我们把话题回到计划上好吗? - 当然. 抱歉. - Pen, can we get back to the plan? - Absolument. Pardon.
你看，这里是宾客入口处. Now, this is where the guests will be making their entrance.
而在这里我们要出示邀请函. And we will be required to show our invitations here.
现在, 你俩身分是巴斯特夫妇 我们是稀客夫妇. Now, you are going to be the Baxters and we will be the Hicks.
- 实际上, 该敬迈特... 一杯. - 干杯, 一起来. - And actually, Matt... Cheers. - Cheers, everyone.
迈特对这几个人背景做了一番调查. Matt has done some research into each couple.
- 嘿! 你儿子迈特? - 我们的儿子迈特. - Hey! Your Matt? - Our Matt.
- 很机灵的小孩. - 多谢. - Such a bright boy. - Thank you.
我们的提姆差远了, 是吧? Not like our Tim, is he?
- 你忒谦了, 杰瑞. - 我说的可是实话. - That's disloyal, Jerry. - Well, I was just being honest.
他在学校像定时炸弹, 不是吗? 警察盯他紧紧的. He's an academic disaster zone, isn't he? Police tape all around him.
杰瑞! Jerry!
现在，我们知道新娘将在某个时间点 返回她的卧室 Now, we know that the bride will retire to her bedroom at some point during the night
去换装 而换好新装同时配戴钻石项链. to change her frock and the new frock will be accompanied by the diamond.
理查和我希望能顺利的趁机溜进那里. Now, hopefully, Richard and I will have gained access through here.
我们打算将钻石掉包, 把真钻交给你, 杰瑞. We'll attempt to swap out the diamond, delivering the real one into your arms, Jerry.
然后, 你俩找机会先离开会场 以防我俩发生状况, Now, you two will leave the party early and if anything happens to us,
如果我们被逮, 我们装作闹情绪的工作人员 if we get caught, we're just a disgruntled employee
和她爱出风头的前妻 and his pushy ex-wife
当他们知道失窃的东西不会就此消失. who've had their pensions stolen and won't go away.
他们在我们身上找不到东西就会放了我们. They'll find nothing on us and they'll let us go.
- 对. - 又或者把我们宰了. - Right. - Or they'll kill us.
剁成肉酱丢进烂泥里. Chop us up and throw us in the Med.
- 哦, 老天. - 理查! - Oh, God. - Richard!
世事难料. 福祸无常. It's out there. It's a possibility.
杰瑞, 你为何朝理查一直眨眼 要他看你拍口袋? Jerry, why do you keep winking at Richard and patting your pocket?
说啥? 你胡说什么? 没啊. 我没做任何动作. What? What are you talking about? Nothing. I'm not doing anything.
你还敢扯谎. I know when you're lying.
少来, 女人. 找碴! 你在干嘛, 女人? Get off me, woman. Whey-hey! What are you doing, woman?
- 嘿! 吼-吼! ' 吗呀, 他带了枪! - Hey! Ho-ho! - God, he's got a gun!
什么? What?
别嚷嚷 想让全餐厅的人听到! Don't advertise it to the whole flipping restaurant!
你为什么带把枪 而且还带来餐厅? Why have you got a gun and why have you brought it to dinner?
- 你起肖吗? - 起肖? 我? - Are you crazy? - Crazy? Me?
- 凯特, 理查, 说说他. - 杰瑞, 你为什么弄把枪在身上? - Kate, Richard, talk to him. - Jerry, actually, why have you got a gun?
一定是模型枪. 大家冷静. 我刚才想到一个好点子, 就是这. It's a replica. Calm down. We just thought it was a good idea, that's all.
这可是货真价实的枪. 他们没在卖模型枪. It's a real one, actually. They didn't have any replicas left.
- 惊死人. - 我们? 所以你偷鸡摸狗去干这档事? - Bloody hell. - We? So you're behind this brilliant plan?
理查，是不是你带坏杰瑞? Richard, have you led Jerry astray?
- 我? 没的事! 他自做主张. - 带坏我? 我又不是三岁小孩. - What? No! It was his idea. - Led me astray? I'm not a flipping child.
我认识的熟人教的. They were my contacts.
杰瑞, 你从哪弄来这货? 老实招来! Jerry, where did you get this? I demand to know!
我很久以前认识的某个人. Well, it's someone I knew a long time ago.
在我前往关岛途经法国时碰到的. I was passing through France on my way to Guam.
这些事情怎么我压根不知道? 白嫁给你35年, 杰瑞. How come I don't know anything about this? I've been married to you for 35 years, Jerry.
- 今晚的兴致全让你给毁了. - 没事, 亲爱的. - You've completely spoiled the whole evening. - All right, love.
- 还要喝吗. - 那来一点. - Have some more wine. - Just have a bit more wine.
拿出来见识见识. Let's at least see it, then.
- 大伙瞧瞧. - 瞧什么? - Yeah, let's have a look. - See what?
- 枪呀, 杰瑞. - 虾毁? 你们真想瞧? - The gun, Jerry. - What? You want to see it?
- 太想了. - 赶快拿出来瞧瞧. - I do, actually. - Let's have a look. Come on.
- 快点. - 好吧. - Come on, then. - All right.
- 好耶. - 没人注意到. - All right. - Nobody's watching.
嘿-嘿! 随便看看得了. 别抢, 别抢. 一个个来! Hey-hey! Have a look at that. All right, all right. One at a time!
抱歉. Whoops, sorry.
噢! Oh!
别动, 你这个种西瓜的. Freeze, you melon farmers.
- 冷静点, 潘. - 金拍谢. - Steady, Pen. - Oh, sorry.
放下枪. Put it down.
妈妈咪呀! Jesus Christ!
没事, 哦... All right, er...
- 溜吧. 大伙? - 喝光了. - Out the door. Shall we? - Yeah. Drink up.
埋单. The bill, please.
刚刚不会有事吧, 会吗? Well, that was something, wasn't it?
- 你想我们会不会被逮啊? - 没事. - Do you'll think we'll get arrested? - No.
告诉各位一个好消息. Oi, chaps, chaps. Good news.
我刚才和餐厅老板聊过. 澄清我们曾在部队共事过. I've just been talking to the owner. Turns out we were in the Legion together.
他说如果我们, 赔他酒钱, 一去不成问题. He says if we, er... pay for the wine, everything's OK.
- 太棒了. - 妙极了. - Fantastic. - Oh, fabulous.
- 我觉得有点头晕, 杰瑞. - 我说! 你不会有事的, 潘? - I feel a bit giddy, Jerry. - Oh, I say! You all right there, Pen?
- 大家进房睡觉. - 快点. - Bedtime for us all. - Right-o.
- 晚安?. - 晚安. - Good night, then. - Good night.
- 你想干嘛? - 他们似乎很高兴. - What are you doing? - Well... they seem so happy.
就是对我俩的看法. You know, with the idea of us.
我不想扫他们的兴, 就这样. I don't want to spoil it for them, that's all.
就... 就...就... Just... oh... just...
就... Just...
就... 就! Oh... Oh!
就, 感觉不错. Oh, that feels good.
你认为我们这样做好吗? Do you think we're doing the right thing?
盗钻和绑架. You know, diamond stealing and kidnapping.
毫不迟疑. Without a shadow of a doubt.
先坐会吧. Sit down for a minute.
没叫你躺下. I said sit.
躺下也没有关系. Lying down is fine too.
潘和我喝了双份的琴酒. Pen and I had a gin, doubles.
我就是戒不了. 我就是戒不了酒. 苦恼啊. I just can't take it. I can't take my booze anymore. That's the thing.
这都该怪我. Well... it just whips my arse.
这些日子你变的比较可爱, 你知道吗? You're much more likeable these days, you know?
真的. 谢谢. That's nice. Thanks.
你也是. So are you.
我们太早认识. We were much too young when we met.
现在才认识多好. We should have met now instead.
我不认为现在认识有用. I don't think it works like that.
为何没用? Why not?
你最后那个妹为什么离开你? Why did the latest one leave you?
不是她离开. She didn't, actually.
是我要跟她分. I left her.
嗯. Hmm.
- 你腰椎还好吗? - 很糟. - How's your back? - Terrible.
你的拇趾囊肿如何? How's your bunions?
哦，痛呀。 Oh, excruciating.
祝好梦. Sweet dreams.
晚安. Night-night.
哦. Oh.
- 哦, 老天! 我们没怎样吧? - 没怎样. - Oh, God! We didn't, did we? - No.
哦, 谢天谢地. Oh! Thank God.
听你口气好像不太放心. You don't have to sound so relieved about it.
哦. Oh.
我两年没炒过饭了. 还蛮想尝尝看. I haven't had sex for two years. I'd like to have remembered it.
杰瑞, 尝这个. 拜托, 这蛮多汁. 再来. Jerry, try this. Please, cos it's so juicy. Go on.
我没乱讲吧? 好吃. See what I mean? Gorgeous.
嘿, 嘿, 嘿, 嘿. 终于出现了. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Here he is.
- 哈罗. - 种马兄. - Hello. - The stallion.
昨晚铁定没睡好, 老屁股, 是吧? Didn't get much sleep last night, old son, did you?
- 哦, 杰瑞. - 哦, 床太旧 晃太厉害, 对吧? - Oh, Jerry. - Oh, the old bed did shake, eh?
- 只有我打呼声, 杰瑞. 其他没别的. - 随你说. - Only my snoring, Jerry. That's all it was. - Right you are.
看似我们遇到棘手问题. 迈特昨晚深入查证. Looks like we've got a bit of a problem. Matt did some digging around last night.
显然有准备指纹扫描仪 Apparently there are going to be fingerprint sensors
在会场入口处. at the entrance to the party.
每个人入场前要先做扫描. Everyone's going to be scanned before they're allowed in.
- 比诺克斯堡金库还严. - 嗯-哼. - It's worse than Fort Knox. - Mm-hmm.
我们可将他们指尖削下来贴在我们指尖上. We could shave off their fingertips and stick them onto ours.
我是说那几个德州人指尖. 我在电影里看过. The Texans, I mean. I saw it in a film once.
- 潘... - 哦, 抱歉. - Pen... - Oh, sorry.
- 我有些得意忘形. - 想法蛮有创意. - I do get carried away. - Good to think outside the box.
我们得找个真正可行的方法. We should go with something a bit more mainstream, though.
- 大家都会游泳吧? - 会. - Can everyone swim? - Yes.
- 那攀岩呢? - 你攀过岩吗, 杰瑞? - How about climbing? - Have you ever climbed, Jerry?
- 他没攀过. - 谁说的, 我攀过. - He has not. - Yeah, I have.
- 我攀过. - 杰瑞! 何时攀过? - I have. - Jerry! When?
- 何时? - 当时我在澳大利亚伞兵团. - When? - I was in the Australian Parachute Regiment.
(# WHISKEY DIX: "Taking Care Of Business")
7:28. 7:28.
- 7:32. - 7:32. - 7:32. - 7:32.
6:30. 6:30.
- 杰瑞, 你那是英国时间. - 哦 是哦, 难怪. - Jerry, you're still on English time. - Oh, yeah, of course.
好了, 我们就这样干. OK, let's do this.
# You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning ??You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning
# Take the 8:15 into the city ??Take the 8:15 into the city
# There's a whistle up above, people pushin', people shovin' ??There's a whistle up above, people pushin', people shovin'
# And the girls who try to look pretty ??And the girls who try to look pretty
# And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine ??And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine
# And start your slaving job to get your pay ??And start your slaving job to get your pay
# If you ever get annoyed look at me, I'm self-employed ??If you ever get annoyed look at me, I'm self-employed
# I love to work at nothin' all day ??I love to work at nothin' all day
# And I'll be taking care of business every day ??And I'll be taking care of business every day
# Taking care of business every way ??Taking care of business every way
# I'll be taking care of business, it's all mine ??I'll be taking care of business, it's all mine
# Taking care of business and working overtime ??Taking care of business and working overtime
# Work out ??Work out
# If it were easy as fishing you could be a musician ??If it were easy as fishing you could be a musician
# If you could make sounds loud or mellow ??If you could make sounds loud or mellow
# Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far ??Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
# If you get in with the right bunch of fellows... ??If you get in with the right bunch of fellows...
杰瑞! 杰瑞! Jerry! Jerry!
你游错方向啦. You're going the wrong way.
立刻改正. Right you are.
# It's the work that we avoid and we're all self-employed ??It's the work that we avoid and we're all self-employed
# We love to work at nothing all day # ??We love to work at nothing all day ??
潘! 杰瑞! - Pen! - Jerry!
呕! 呕! - Ow! - Ow!
你到底行不行啊？ What on earth are you doing?
杰瑞! 我没事. - Jerry! - It's OK.
- 还好吗? - 还好. - All right? - Yeah.
呕... 呕, 我的妈呀. Oh... Oh, Jesus.
你有惧高症. 我怎么忘记了呢？你没事吧？ You're scared of heights. How could I forget? Are you all right?
我没事, 谢谢. I'm fine, thank you.
- 潘, 你压到我的头了! - 嘘, 嘘! - Pen, you're squashing my head! - Ssh, ssh!
对不起, 亲爱的. I'm sorry, darling.
- 嘘, 嘘, 嘘! - 我抓住你了. 我在这. - Ssh, ssh, ssh! - I've got you. I'm here.
很好, 杰瑞. Well done, Jerry.
对了. Right.
- 你带枪没? - 没带, 抱歉, 理查. - Have you got the gun? - No, sorry, Richard.
我坚决表明立场. 这太危险了 我没要他带. I put my foot down. I just decided it was too dangerous.
- 明智决定. - 我压根不相信带枪管用. - Quite right. - I simply don't trust myself around it.
但我做了三明治, 美乃滋. 有人饿了吗? But I made sandwiches, egg mayo. Anyone hungry?
- 太好了, 我正八肚夭. - 潘, 我想我们该继续执行任务. - Oh, great, I'm starving. - Pen, I think we should get on.
是啊, 走吧, 朝这边. Yeah, come on, this way.
跟紧我, 杰瑞. Stay close to me, Jerry.
你戴那顶帽子挺像回事. You look fine in that hat.
来自卡达的 香波尔夫妇. Mr and Mrs Chambord, from Qatar.
- 晚安.- 晚安. - Bonsoir. - Bonsoir.
来自波尔多的查伯特先生。. Mr Chabert, from Bordeaux.
来自河内的 欧斯曼夫妇. Mr and Mrs Ossman, from Hanoi.
恭喜. 谢谢. - Congratulations. - Merci.
欢迎光临. Thanks for coming.
来自德州 休斯顿的 稀客夫妇和巴斯特夫妇. Mr and Mrs Hicks and Mr and Mrs Baxter from Houston, Texas.
- 就是我们! - 嘿! 晚安. - Ah, that's us! - Hey! Bonsoir.
- 终于把你们盼来了. 远来是客. - 你好合作伙伴! - So glad you made it. Long way to come. - Howdy partner!
- 荣幸参与盛会. - 我们再找时间详谈. 欢迎啊. - Real great to be here. - We'll find time to talk later. Welcome.
当然, 这不仅仅是场婚礼. Of course, this is not really a wedding.
- 也是个谈生意的好机会. - 甜心. - It's a chance to do some business. - Sweetheart.
你不会让我们无聊到只谈石油问题吧. 我来就是要找些乐子. Well, you're not to bore us with all that oil talk. I'm here to have some fun.
我喜欢找些乐子, 是吧? 来吧，小妞。 Oh, we like fun, don't we? Come along, missy.
谢谢你. 这城堡华丽壮观. Thank you. It's a mighty fine ch玺teau.
来自罗马的 贝尔特拉米夫妇. Mr and Mrs Beltrami, from Rome.
- 我想进行的蛮顺利的. - 目前为止. - I think that went quite well. - For now.
让我们混进人群里. Let's blend in.
亲爱的, 我要去补个妆. 你可愿意陪我去? Darling, I need to powder my nose. Would you be so kind as to accompany me?
- 这是我的荣幸. - 谢谢. - It would be my pleasure. - Thank you.
- 杰瑞! - Ey-up. - Jerry!
谢谢. 凯特说要混进人群里, 人呢? Merci. Well, Kate said to blend in, didn't she?
- 反正我们是混进来了. - 是啊. - Here's to us. - Yeah.
(Pants)
- 几楼? - 二楼. - Which floor? - Second floor.
对了. Right.
一会儿就回来. Back in a tick.
到了, 那是她房间. 杰瑞. 30秒. That's it, that's her room. OK, Jerry. 30 seconds.
你好, 哥们! 最近好吗? Howdy, partner! How ya doin' there?
- "快点". - 我在找老约翰·韦恩. - Come on. - I'm looking for the old John Wayne.
就, 找... 便所, 就, 找... 抽水马桶? 听谋? The, er... pissoir, the, er... bog crapper? Any idea?
抱歉, 请下楼. 这层楼不对外开放. Sorry, sir, downstairs. This floor is private.
她窗户开着 顺着窗台可到那. Her window's open and there's a ledge running to it.
窗台? 窗台? A ledge? Ledge?
有点像阳台. 帮我拿着. More like a balcony. Hold those.
- 慢点, 慢点, 慢点. - 我够慢了. - Slow, slow, slow. - I am going slow.
- 别往下看. - 我没这狗胆往下看. - Don't look down. - I'm not bloody looking down.
呜... 呜! Oh... Oh!
转身, 转过身. Turn around, turn around.
对啦? 转过身.就这样. 对了. 你现在安全了. See? Turn around. There you go. That's it. You're all right now.
安全了. 我办到了. This is good. I got it.
漂亮. 漂亮. Well done. Well done.
你表现的很勇敢. 你表现的非常, 非常勇敢. You're being very brave. You're being very, very brave.
- 呜! - 呜! - Oh! - Oh!
呜, 妈的! Oh, fuck!
等等, 等等, 等等. Wait, wait, wait.
我拉着你. 我拉着你. I've got you. I've got you.
- 谢谢. - 别客气. - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 猫. - 还有花. - Cats. - And flowers.
这建于19世纪. The 19th century.
我要去换衣服. I'm gonna get changed.
失陪. Excusez-moi.
跟着她. Go with her.
嘘... Ssh...
我来了. I'm coming.
来了! 进来! Come in! Entrez!
干嘛? What?
- 你现在是要看我换衣服吗? - 哦? - You want to watch me get dressed now? - Eh?
滚出去! 滚出去! Get out! Get out!
她刚刚... 好吧. She just... OK.
嘘! Ssh!
哦, 抱歉, 你可能觉得奇怪我怎么在这. Oh, sorry. You're probably wondering what I am doing.
- 进错... - 我看到你真高兴. - It's not... - I'm so glad you're here.
哦, 到这, 到这. Oh, there, there.
现在, 先坐下 告诉大婶... 米丽安 你所有烦恼的事. Now, just sit down and tell Auntie... Miriam all your worries.
究竟怎么了? What's the matter?
我觉得做了非常错误的决定. I've made a terrible mistake.
她根本不爱我. 他从来没有 永远也不会. He does not love me. He never has and he never will.
我把自己出卖给魔鬼. I've sold myself to the devil.
- 我是个婊子. 我是个魔鬼的婊子. - 不, 不, 你绝不是. - I'm a whore. I'm a devil's whore. - No, no, you're not.
- 不是, 不是, 不是. - 就是, 就是, 就是. - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.
不, 不, 不,你绝不是. 你当然不是. No, no, no, you're not. Of course you're not.
是, 我就是. 我是个糟糕，可怕，无知的人。 Yes, I am. I'm a terrible, horrible, shallow person.
我是骗子 我是骗子。. I am a fake. I am a fake.
不要, 别这样说自己. No, don't say that about yourself.
我能看的出来, 你是个独特, 稍微敏感, 聪明, 富有想像力的女孩. From what I can tell, you're a highly original, slightly highly strung, bright, imaginative girl.
- 真的? - 当然. - Really? - Yes.
- 你真的认为是这样? - 真的. 我真的这样认为. - You really think so? - I do. I do. Really.
这些是我所听过最动人的话. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
哦, 不要! 哦, 谢谢你. 谢谢, 你真是大好人. Oh, no! Oh, thank you. Thank you, you're so nice.
不, 我没你说得那么好. No, I'm not, really.
很抱歉. 我马上回来. 失礼. Please excuse me. I'll be right back. Sorry.
来这, 来这, 曼侬. There, there, Manon.
你怎么在哭? Why are you crying?
- 我吗? 哦, 是花. 对我, 有些... 过敏. - 哦! 哦, 我真抱歉. - Me? Oh, it's the flowers. I'm, er... allergic. - Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 没关系. - 哦. - It's all right. - Oh.
不, 不, 不, 曼侬. 真的不要紧. No, no, no, Manon. It's fine, really.
- 别, 别哪样做. - 鬼东西! 我根本不喜欢花. - No, don't do that. - Bloody things! I don't like them anyway.
- 你怎么看? - 我吗? - What would you do? - Me?
是啊. 你蛮懂得人情世故. 你怎么看他? Yes. You're clearly a woman of the world. What do you think of him?
- 你老公? - 是的. - Your husband? - Yes.
- 我是说, 他看来不错. 他看来... - 不错? - Well, I mean, he's fine. He's... - Fine?
实际上, 我认为他太冷酷无情. Actually, I think he's a bit callous.
抱歉这样说, 我觉得你可以有更好的选择. I'm sorry, I think you could do better.
我想他可能... I think he probably...
我想他可能只把你当件珠宝看待. I think he probably treats you like a piece of jewellery.
我想他可能不是用真心对待你。 I think he probably treats you badly.
这并不是说他不能改变. 我是说, 他们可以改变 人是善变的. That's not to say he can't change. I mean, they can change. People do change.
当你们过着富裕生活时 开口说我爱你就像家常便饭. But it's easy to say I love you while you're rolling around on expensive sheets.
一旦一贫如洗时 就很难开口. It's so much harder when they need washing.
我不是你以为的我。 对不起，我不是来自韦茅斯的米丽安。 Look, I'm not who you think I am. I'm sorry, I'm not Miriam from Weymouth.
我更不是从德州来的凯蒂. 我只是从萨里来的凯特。 I'm not even Katie from Texas. I'm just Kate from Surrey.
而我前夫正趴在你床边的地上，真对不起。 And my ex-husband is lying on the floor next to your bed, I'm afraid.
- 是吗? - 是. - He is? - Yep.
哦! 你好. Oh! Hello.
- 嗨. - 你又怎么在掉泪? - Hi. - And why are you crying?
对猫过敏. 但别把它们扔到窗外. The cats. But don't throw them out the window.
- 哦, 大叔真帅. - 说的也是. 但被扎得不舒服. - Oh, he's really handsome. - I know. It's irritating.
- 不是因为胡子的关系. - 就是. - Not sure about the moustache. - I agree.
实情事这样的, 你老公从我们这偷走了某样东西 The thing is, you see, your husband stole something from us
包括其他一些善良的人. and from a lot of other very good people.
这件东西对我们而言非常珍贵: 就是我们的未来. Something very valuable to us: our future.
所以我们今晚来到这里， 就是要取回我们应有的东西。 And so we came here tonight to take back what we feel is rightfully ours.
哦. 是钻石. Oh. The diamond.
- 不用猜也知道, 服了你. - 抱歉, 我的背快痛死了. - It's not very imaginative, I grant you. - Sorry, my back was killing me.
- 曼侬, 开门. 我是文森. - 拿去. 反正我也不喜欢. - Manon, open up. It's Vincent. - Take it. I don't like it anyway.
太好了. 给你个假的. Great. Here's the fake.
曼侬! Manon!
干嘛? What?
你怎么把花给扔到窗外? Why are you throwing flowers out the window?
我过敏. 你对我根本完全不了解? I'm allergic. Don't you know anything about me?
这钻石你可要好好保管. 这不是玩具, 可是异常珍贵. You must take good care of this. It's not a toy, it's very valuable.
比我珍贵? More valuable than me?
亲爱的, 这世上对我来说 没有什么比我…比你更珍贵的了! Darling, there is nothing on earth that is more valuable to me than me... than you!
你应该知道的. You should know that.
甚至当我们一贫如洗时你还会爱我吗？ And will you still love me even when we are washing the sheets?
嘘! Ssh!
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
我不知道。 我还以为你要打喷嚏。 I don't know. I thought you were about to sneeze.
- 用这办法分散你的注意力. - 我在打嗝. - Causing a distraction's supposed to stop it. - That's hiccups.
噢... 这样. Ah... yes.
这回想打喷嚏. I might sneeze again.
我们这是在干嘛? 我们样赶紧离开这里. What are we doing? We've got to get out of here.
哦, 对吼. Oh, OK.
- 什么, 沿原路回去? - 是呀! - What, back the way we came? - Yes!
- 哦! 失礼, 老友. - 失礼, 失礼. - Oh! Sorry, old partner. - Sorry, sorry.
是, 你好. Yeah, howdy.
虽然这不在事先安排的程序里， 但我新婚妻子想说几句话. Although not on the official schedule, my new wife would like to say a few words.
有个聪明的女人曾经告诉我 你可以爱你的老公 A wise woman once told me that you can love your husband
但你也更要喜欢他。 but you must also like him.
等等, 等等, 等等, 等等. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
而我终于意识到... And I finally realised that...
...我不爱文森 更别说喜欢他. I don't love Vincent or even like him.
所以文森, 亲爱的... So Vincent, darling...
...我要离婚. I want a divorce.
暂停! 暂停! 有人冒充顶替. Stop! Stop! There's been a travesty of justice.
抓住他们! Catch them!
嘿! 革命万岁! Hey! Vive la r蒙volution!
革命万岁! Vive la r蒙volution!
哦! Oh!
- 哦, 老天, 不要! - 不要, 不要. - Oh, my God, no! - No, no.
- 失礼. - Sorry, sorry. - Sorry.
呜! 噢! Ooh! Ow!
我就说你看起来有些面善. I knew there was something familiar about you.
噢! Ooh!
哇! Ow!
哦, 不要! 那是真的. Oh, no! They're real.
好, 从实招来. 真钻在哪? OK, let's make this simple. Where is the real diamond?
他奶奶的. Bloody hell.
- 哦! - 哦, 这可是痛到极点. - Oh! - Oh, that's a whole other level of pain.
我们只是心怀不满的员工和他爱出风头的妻子 想要回你欠的东西。 Look, we're just a disgruntled employee and his pushy wife who want back what's theirs.
- 你没说"前妻". - 我没说, 没吗? - You didn't say ex-wife. - No, I didn't, did I?
- Mmm... - 我们正经点. - Mmm... - We should focus.
- 对. - 你有没听过因果报应? - Right. - Have you ever heard of karma?
也许你丧尽天良 但不会有好下场 Perhaps you're being punished for all the bad things
可能正在你生命中出现. that you might have done in your life.
我是这样想. It's just a thought.
不要! 随口说说! 你就只会欺凌弱小! Oh, no! That's just mean! You're just being a bully now!
算你走运，因为我不打女人。 Be grateful, I don't hit women.
快告诉我 我的钻石在哪! Now, tell me where my diamond is!
被我吞下肚了. I swallowed it.
我把钻石给卖了. I sold the diamond.
什么? What?
我掉包后把真的给卖了. I swapped it and sold the real one.
把钱捐给加尔各答的慈善机构和孤儿院。 Gave the money to charity, an orphanage in Calcutta.
什么? 为什么? What? Why?
测试, 看你是否真的爱我. A test, to see if you really loved me.
你疯了. 等会找你算帐. You're crazy. I'll deal with you later.
把他们干掉。 Get rid of them.
哦,不要. Oh, no.
好, 哦... OK, er...
早知道这样,我应该穿件丁字裤来. If I'd known, I'd have worn better underwear.
你现在还有心情担心穿了什么样的内裤来, 潘. I don't think it's your underwear you should be worrying about, Pen.
- 那东西让你一览无遗. - 你的意思是? - These things reveal everything. - What do you mean?
- 对, 全身每个地方. - 哦, 老天! - Yeah, every nook and cranny. - Oh, God!
你在看哪里呀? What are you looking at?
死色鬼! Damn cheek!
哦, 那是, 我在... 西贡, Oh, yes, that's, er... Saigon,
越南, 1964年. Vietnam, 1964.
取几块弹片手术. Took a bit of shrapnel, yeah.
王八蛋, 他们把镊子遗留在里面. 瞧, 夹子在那. Bloody hell, they left some forceps in there. Look, the clamp's in there.
- 我居然不知道. - 你可以走了. - I didn't know that. - You can go.
真他妈的越南. Bloody Vietnam.
- 把他们带到悬崖去. - 悬崖? - Take them to the cliff. - Huh? The cliff?
要喝威士忌吗? 最后一饮? Whisky? A last drink?
我不喝烈酒. Not my tipple.
- 我希望他们没事, 杰瑞. - 我相信他们会平安无事, 亲爱的. - I do hope they'll be all right, Jerry. - I'm sure they'll be fine, love.
- 真的吗? - 真的. - Do you think? - Yeah.
(# French song playing)
别吹口哨, 理查. Stop whistling, Richard.
- 请别再吹口哨. 听了心烦. - 这会让我放松因情, 凯特. - Please, stop whistling. It drives me mad. - Helps me relax, Kate.
但没法让我放松因情. 它让我全身"倒弹". Well, it doesn't help me relax. It's driving me bloody mad.
好,我不吹了. 我不吹口哨, 行了吧? OK, I'll stop. I've stopped whistling now, OK?
车停了. We've stopped.
是呀. Yes.
- 车又动了. - 是呀. - We're moving. - Yes.
- 凯特. - 干嘛? - Kate. - What?
- 我想说... - 说啊? - I just wanted to say... - What?
我想说, 凯特, 不管发生什么事... I just wanted to say, Kate, that whatever happens...
- 你不是在留遗言吧，是吗？ - 不，不是。好吧，也许一点点。 - You're not trying to do a final speech, are you? - No, not at all. Well, maybe a little.
那就是... It's just that...
闭嘴! 好, 我闭嘴. - Shut up! - All right, I will.
噢! Oh!
- 噢! - 噢! - Oh! - Oh!
千万... 别动. Don't... move.
(# Billy Paul's "Me and Mrs Jones" playing)
- 噢. - 噢! - Oh. - Ohh!
- 怎么回事? - 车向后退. 车在向后退! - What's going on? - We're going back. We're going back!
- 不, 不, 不, 不, 不. - 嘘, 嘘, 嘘, 嘘, 嘘. - No, no, no, no, no. - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
不, 不, 不, 不. No, no, no, no.
我是想给你说声抱歉, 凯特. I just wanted to say I'm sorry, Kate.
为什么事? What for?
为我没做个好丈夫. For not being a good husband.
那我也要跟你说声抱歉. I'm sorry too, then.
为什么事? For what?
为我没让你变成好丈夫. For not letting you be one.
这话怎么说? What do you mean?
- 我们当时都太年轻. - Uh-huh. - We were too young. - Uh-huh.
生了两个小孩, 根本把婚后生活全给毁了, 而我只顾自己. It takes two, you know, to totally ruin a marriage, and I played my part.
天啊! Oh, God!
反正, 现在这些都没什么? 我们是... Anyway, what does it matter now? We're...
我们要翘辫子了! We're going to die!
- 理查! - 没事. 我抓着你. 抓紧. - Richard! - It's OK. I've got you. Hold on.
凯特, 我想我们可试着重来一遍. Kate, I think we should try again.
- 试什么一遍? - 我和你. - Try what again? - Me and you.
你这是在讲什么, 理查? What are you talking about, Richard?
我认为我们一起扬帆世界各地， 就像我们以前津津乐道的。 I think we should finally sail round the world, like we've always talked about.
过去这几天 我过得很愉快. I've had such a great time these past few days.
你可不可以专心点？ 专心的抓紧点！ Could you just concentrate? Concentrate on holding on!
- 难道你没有一丝丝感觉吗，凯特？ - 有，害怕！ - Well, don't you feel anything, Kate? - Yes, fear!
好了. 别怕. 只要去想. All right. OK. Well, just think about it.
我喜欢你, 我是真的喜欢你. I like you, I really like you.
加油, 干! Come on, you fucker!
加油! Come on!
- 你们还好吗? - 曼侬! - Are you OK? - Manon!
- 曼侬! - 呕! 呕, 谢谢你. 谢谢你! - Manon! - Oh! Oh, thank you. Thank you!
哦 不, 应该反过来说 我要谢谢你 让我认清真相. Oh, no, it is I who should be thanking you for making me see things clearly.
非常感谢. Merci beaucoup.
我们该离开了. 帮我一下. We must go. Help me.
加把劲. Here we go.
真是好女孩，热情无限。 哦，我希望她不会有事的。 - Nice girl, passionate. - Oh, I do hope she'll be all right.
她异常坚强, 她会安然无恙. Oh, a headstrong girl like her, she'll be fine.
我们要游泳离开这. 你知道吗？ We're gonna have to swim out of here. You know that?
- 我们会坐在鸭子离开。 - 或是，你有更好的主意吗？ - We'll be sitting ducks. - Yeah, well, do you have a better idea?
我认识一个人 他有艘游艇. I know a man with a boat.
- 真的? - 真的. - You do? - Yeah.
- 网路上认识的? - 是的, 理查, 网路上. - Online? - Yes, Richard, online.
和人聊天，慢慢认识彼此， 如果你喜欢对方，还可以相约见面。 You chat, you get to know each other, and you agree to meet up, if you like each other.
- 但你尚未同他见过面? - 还没见过. - But you've never met him? - No, not yet.
所以你甚至不知道你会喜欢上他。 So you don't even know if you'll like him.
他今年57岁. 现在住在巴黎 Well, he's 57. He lives in Paris
在法国南部有栋别墅和一艘游艇. 为什么不能去喜欢? and has house and a boat in the south of France. What's not to like?
老天爷, 凯特! 你怎么变得这么肤浅。 Good heavens, Kate! How shallow you've become.
一定是那个船长. That must be the captain.
晚安, 凯特. 是我, 让-巴普提斯. Bonjour, Kate. It's me, Jean-Baptiste.
吓死人! Bloody hell!
你知道我年纪是你的二倍. You know, I'm twice your age.
那我只能说? 我喜欢熟女. What can I say? I like older women.
那为何在自我介绍里骗人? Why lie on your profile?
我希望在女人眼中我是一个成熟的男人。. 否则, 尽是些陈腔调, 你了? I want women to see me as a mature man. Otherwise, I feel like a total clich蒙, you know?
如年轻又高富帅, 有艘快艇...等等 完全俗到爆. Young, rich, handsome, with a speedboat... So terribly predictable.
他是你的情人? He's your lover?
前情人. Ex-lover.
但你对他仍余情未了吧? But you still have some feelings for him?
我不知道耶. I don't know.
别转头往后看. It's not good to look back.
对, 你说的对. No, you're right.
- 那会让你晕船. - 哦. - It can make you feel a bit sick. - Oh.
我们该回去了吧? Shall we head back?
- 其实... - 我们还要出海. - Well, actually... - We are going out.
- 真的? 出海? - 是的, 算是约会. - Oh, really? Out? - Yes, on a date.
- 不是约会. 不是... - 就是约会. - Well, not a date. Not... - Yes, a date.
但，怎么办, 那颗... But what about the, er...
...钻石? ...diamond?
你能处理的, 是吧? You can handle that, can't you?
你是在告诉我 你不想看到这事是怎么解决的？ Are you telling me you don't want to see this through now?
不是, 我... , 我当然想. 但我是说, 你不能独自解决吗,应该可以吧? No, I... Well, I think so. I mean, can't you deal with it on your own?
我会和你在巴黎约定地点会合. I'll meet you at the rendezvous in Paris.
好吧. Right.
好吧, 我明白. 那... Right, I see. Well...
我想我做这件事总有个目的 而目的是为... I suppose I did start all this for a reason and the reason was for the...
...为其他人, 为... 为朵琳, 为... for the people, for... for Doreen, for...
好, 我该走了. Right, I'll be off, then.
- 请你照顾好她. - 我会的. - You take good care of her. - I will.
所以，首先， 到我的别墅去喝些香槟。 So, first of all, we have some champagne at my villa.
现在喝香槟是不是太早了点？ OK. It's a bit early, isn't it, for champagne?
喝香槟永部会嫌太早. 只会嫌为时已晚. It's never too early for champagne. It's always too late.
噢! Ah!
谢天谢地. 你成功了. Oh, thank goodness. You made it.
凯特人呢? Where's Kate?
噢,她人不在这. Ah, she's not here.
那她在哪? Where is she?
- 她同一个法国人在一起. - 哦! - She's with a Frenchman. - Oh!
- 什么法国人? - 让-巴普提斯. - What Frenchman? - Jean-Baptiste.
你们知道这个人? You knew about him?
哦! 哦, 对吼. 让-巴普提斯, 知道. Oh! Oh, right. Jean-Baptiste, yeah.
你们每个人都知道这个法国人 除了我以外? Did everybody know about the Frenchman apart from me?
但她为何跟他见面? 你们不是复合了吗? But why is she meeting him? You're back together now.
潘, 我们还没复合. No, Pen, we're not back together.
你们看上去很开心 我们也将就配合着. You seemed so happy so we just went along with it.
我想这情况下机会渺茫. I suppose it was a bit of a long shot anyway.
通常第二次机会都不太灵光. Probably wouldn't have worked second time around.
正确. Exactly.
先不管那, 对了钻石在哪? Anyway, the diamond. Where is it?
- 嗯，是的。 - 目前还需要点时间取出。 - Ah, yeah. - There's been a slight delay.
是啊, 而... 潘给我弄来陈年梅子汁. Yeah, but... Pen's got me on the old prune juice.
得等到炸弹舱门打开。 Should get the bomb doors open.
有反应了? 虚惊一场. Maybe? No, false alarm.
(# Barry White's "What Am I Gonna Do With You" playing)
- 你要去哪? - 噢, 早安. - Where are you going? - Ah, good morning.
椅子上有浴袍. There is a robe on the chair.
- 昨晚真的很抱歉. - 哦, 让-巴普提斯, 昨晚很棒. - I'm so sorry about last night. - Oh, Jean-Baptiste, it was lovely.
- 是没错, 但我喝挂了又... - 常有的事. 年轻人嘛. - Yeah, but I drunk too much and... - It happens. You're young.
你一定比我更有经验。 就是做那种事情那个... You've got much more experience than me. That thing that you did...
哦, 谢谢. Oh, thank you.
那你天想要做那个吗? So, what would you like to do today?
我们可以出去吃早餐 或者... We can have some breakfast outside or...
我们把船开到某个地方. 你趁机学学法语. We can take my boat somewhere. You can practise your French.
(# Free's "Come Together) (In The Morning" playing)
欧. Ooh.
- 你喜欢这首歌? - 我喜欢. - You like this song? - I love this song.
- 谁唱的? - 自由乐团. 你听过... - Who is it? - Free. You know...
# All right now # ??All right now ??
不, 我没听过这个乐团. No, I don't know this band.
你当然不可能听过. No... of course you don't.
最终还是靠亚麻仁籽, 就这样顺畅的滑出来. It was the linseeds that ultimately did it, such a smooth transition.
- 干的好, 杰瑞. - 亲爱的. - Well done, Jerry. - Darling.
惊人呀。看看它。 真漂亮。来摸摸它。 Amazing. Look at it. It's beautiful. Touch it.
敬谢不敏, 杰瑞. No, I think I'll pass, Jerry.
谢谢. Thank you.
那个叫钻石达人的, 人呢? Where is this man, Diamond Dave?
耐心点, 老婆, 耐心点. Patience, my dear, patience.
- 我确定她会来, 理查. -Mmm. - I'm sure she's coming, Richard. - Mmm.
我想不会, 潘. I don't think so, Pen.
还是谢了. Thanks, anyway.
我不明白。 什么是彩虹之睛？ I don't understand. What is the Eye of the Rainbow?
我们偷到的一颗钻石. It's a diamond that we stole.
首先我们绑架了德州人, 潜水到城堡，然后混进入婚礼现场。 But first we had to kidnap the Texans, scuba to the chateau and break into a wedding.
- 你们去偷一颗钻石? - 是呀. - You stole a diamond? - Yes.
- 我怕赶不及. - 放心, 你会赶到. - I'm not gonna make it. - Yes, you will.
钻石达人来了. 他没怎么变. It's Diamond Dave. He hasn't changed a bit.
- 至少要价一千万. - 照你说的. - Don't take less than ten. - Right you are.
- 我真想不透. - 什么事, 老婆? - I just don't get it. - What, my love?
你是怎么认识这些人的? How you know all these people?
- 认识谁? - 像, 钻石鬼达人. - Who? - Well, Diamond bloody Dave.
- 就回来路上认识的. - 我怎么不知道, 杰瑞. - Oh, you know, way back. - No, I don't know, Jerry.
我没听你提过西贡 关岛 又或者外籍兵团. I don't know about Saigon or Guam or the Foreign Legion.
- 甚至钻石鬼达人. 通通不知道. - 没关系 冷静下来。 - Or even Diamond bloody Dave. I really don't. - It's all right. Calm down.
不，我没法冷静。 到底这些人是干嘛的，杰瑞？ No, I won't calm down. Who are these people, Jerry?
这些熟人? 你身体里哪些金属? 过去的日子? These contacts? All that metal in your body? This past life?
我以为很清楚你. 我以为我们是同类型的人. I thought I knew you. I thought we were the same.
哦, 潘. Oh, Pen.
人不可貌相 海水不可斗量. I'm more than the sum of my parts.
- 听不懂你这话意思? - 我也搞不清楚这意思. - What does that mean? - I've got no idea.
但我搞的很清楚的是 我爱你. But what I do know is that I love you.
一生一世. 好吧? Always have, always will. OK?
- 好. - 太好了! - OK. - Yeah!
- 卖了一千五百万. - 有你的. - Got 15. - Bloody hell.
你简直可以随心所欲, 是吧? You can literally go anywhere from here, can't you?
当然 我们带了一整箱现钞. Well, we've got a briefcase full of cash.
潘妮洛普! Penelope!
再过五十分钟有班车回伦敦 There's one back to London in 50 minutes.
不, 我不认为我们该搭那班车. No, I don't think we should get that one.
- 凯特! - 嘿-嘿! - Kate! - Hey-hey!
听着, 那你是想要... Listen, what do you think about...
我不晓得, 也许回家之前 我们先去旅个行? I don't know, maybe doing a bit of travelling before we head home?
旅行? Travelling?
- 这... - 笨主意, 是吗? - Well... - Stupid idea, right?
笨. Yes.
一个疯狂...愚蠢...很笨... A crazy... daft... stupid...
但很有才的点子. but brilliant idea.
- 是吗? - 当然是. 干嘛不是? - Yeah? - Yeah. Why the hell not?
- 我们又没什么好失去的? - 除了我们的尊严? - What have we got to lose? - Apart from our dignity?
管他的, 这事值得研究研究. Either way, it's worth investigating.
肯定. 让我们好好研究研究. Definitely. Let's investigate.
那就托你给相关的人应得的补偿. Would you see that the relevant people get this?
这是我的荣幸, 老友. It would be an honour, my friend.
我已经，呃......取了一点出来。 你可以把剩的藏在床垫下。 I've, er... taken a bit out. You can stash the rest under the mattress.
别担心, 老屁股. 我在楼梯间弄了一个安全屋. Don't worry, old pal. We've got a safe house built under the stairs.
- 有吗? - 弄了. - We do? - Yeah.
旅途愉快, 老友们. Bon voyage, my old friends.
- 我会去喂猫. - 哦, 谢谢. - I'll feed the cat. - Oh, thank you.
- 照顾好你们自己. - 我们会的. - Look after yourselves. - We will.
谢谢. Thank you.
- 走吧, 杰瑞. - 还真非常非常顽皮. - Come along, Jerry. - Be very, very naughty.
- 好重呀, 杰瑞. - 嘿-嘿! - It's is very heavy, Jerry. - Hey-hey!
- 走吧, 我亲爱的. - 我说... - Come on, my love. - I say...
哦... 是. Oh... yes.
谢谢. Merci.
快点. Come on.
快点! Come on!
(# TEDDY THOMPSON: "In My Arms")
呕, 哇! Oh, yay!
对. 呀! Right. Yay!
嘿-嘿-嘿! Hey-hey-hey!
# Not an easy place to be ??Not an easy place to be
# Not a simple space to feel free ??Not a simple space to feel free
# In my arms ??In my arms
# Oh, in my arms... ??Oh, in my arms...
那, 接着呢? Hmm? So, what next? Hmm?
携手漫步玛莱区? A wander around the Marais?
这样很不错. Hmm, that would be nice.
但... 我想不妨做点冒险的事情. But... I was thinking of something a little more adventurous.
冒险? 妙极了. 何时行动? Adventurous? Marvellous. When are we leaving?
现在如何? What about right now?
现在? OK?
你知道, 我... You see, I...
我认识一个男的. 我认识一个有船的男人. I know a man. I know a man with a boat.
- 你认识, 是吗? - 是. - Oh, you do, do you? - Yes.
是? 什么? Yes? What?
哪里? 不会吧! 这艘? Where? No! This?
哦 老天! 这船真漂亮. Oh, my God! She's beautiful.
- 凯特, 你买了. 你买了它! - 我买了! - Kate, you did it. You did it! - I did it!
- 我为我俩买了船! - 我买了! - You bought us a boat! - I did it!
别摔了. 别摔到塞纳河里. Don't fall in. Don't fall in the Seine.
老天, 船真美丽! Oh, my God, she's gorgeous!
船真美丽. 你更美丽! She is gorgeous. You are gorgeous!
我爱你! I love you!
# Keep it on the recent ??Keep it on the recent
# Keep it on the now ??Keep it on the now
# Gimme an easy way out ??Gimme an easy way out
# Not an easy place to be ??Not an easy place to be
# In my arms ??In my arms
# Oh, in my arms ??Oh, in my arms
# Not much to feel from me ??Not much to feel from me
# In my arms ??In my arms
# Oh, in my arms ??Oh, in my arms
# In my arms # ??In my arms ??
(# KIMIKO ONO: "Mon Desarroi")
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