妈的 Shit!
安德鲁 Andrew, hey.
给 你的拿铁 Here you go. your regular lattes.
你就是我的救世主 谢谢 谢谢 Literally saved my life. thank you. thank you.
-没事吧大家 -没事 - Everyone ok? - Yeah.
-没 -我也是 - Yeah. - Me too.
你好 弗兰克 我的王牌作家构思得如何了? Hello, frank? how's my favorite writer?
你当然得考虑下我说的 Of course you've been thinking about our talk
因为我是对的 Because you know I'm right.
弗兰克 这个国家的每个人都疲于奔命 忙于还债 Frank, people in this country are busy, broke,
他们讨厌看书 他们急需有人为其指点迷津 And they hate to read. they need someone they can trust to say,
"不要再盯着印第安纳波利斯电视台看了 "hey! don't watch indianapolis tonight.
看看这本书吧 弗兰克的新书" Read a book! read frank's book."
主持人是欧普拉(美国知名真人秀主持人) and that person is OprAh.
-时间刚刚好 -早上好 - Cuttin' it close. - One of those mornings.
谢谢提醒 "明知故问"小姐 Thank you, captain obvious.
好家伙... Sweet...
-对不起 -他妈的 - Uh, sorry. ...jesus!
有你擦的了 哥们 Rub some dirt on it, brother.
弗兰克 事实上每个一流作家都会大肆宣传 Frank, the truth is all a-plus novelists do publicity.
有罗斯 康特 卢梭 还有 Roth, Mccourt, Russo, and...
弗兰克 知道他们有什么共同之处吗? 他们都拿了普利策奖 Frank! can I tell you what else they have in common? a pulitzer.
我得用下你的衬衫 I need the shirt off your back. literally.
-你开玩笑吧 -是要周二洋基队在波士顿的两张门票 - You're kidding, right? - Yankees, boston, this tuesday,
还是要你的破衬衫 你有5s时间决定 Two company seats for your shirt. you have five seconds to decide.
5 4 3 2 1 Five, four, three, two, one.
我知道 I know...
-安静 -等会儿 - Shh! - Later.
"它"来了 It's here.
早上好 老板 30min 有一个电话会议 Morning, boss. you have a conference call in 30 minutes.
我知道 是关于春季新书市场的 Yes. about the marketing of the spring books. I know.
员工会议时间是 9:00 Staff meeting at 9:00.
你给那个谁打电话了吗 她的名字叫啥来着 Did you call, um... what's her name?
就是手很难看的那位 The one with the ugly hands.
-珍妮特 -对 就是她 - Janet. - Yes, Janet.
我打过了 我已经告诉过她了 Yes. I did call her. I told her that
如果她不能按时上交手稿 If she doesn't get her manuscript in on time
她的书就甭想发行了 你移民局律师打电话找过你 You won't give her a release date. your immigration lawyer called.
他说急需... He said it's imperative...
取消电话会议 员工会议推迟至明天 Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow
把律师的事情排到日程上 And keep the lawyer on the sheets.
与公关部联系 Oh, and get a hold of pr,
让他们准备一个发布会 Have them start drafting a press release.
弗兰克要上欧普拉的脱口秀了 Frank is doing OprAh.
真不错 Wow. nicely done.
我不用拍我马屁 If I want your praise, I will ask for it.
谁是朱利安 Who is, uh, who is jillian?
为啥她要叫我打电话给她 And why does she want me to call her?
那杯原来是我的 Well, that was originally my cup.
为啥我要喝你的咖啡 And I'm drinking your coffee why?
因为你的洒了 Because your coffee spilled.
你喝无糖肉桂大豆拿铁? So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes?
对 我从中能尝到圣诞的味道 I do. it's like christmas in a cup.
世上还有如此巧事 Is that a coincidence?
无巧不成书 Incredibly, it is.
我才不会 怕洒你的咖啡 I mean I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink
就去喝你一样的咖啡 Just in case yours spilled.
这会很可悲 That would be pathetic.
早上好 特塔小姐办公室 Morning. Miss Tate's office.
鲍勃 你好 Hey, Bob.
我们正要去你的办公室 Actually, we're headed to your office right now. Yeah.
我们为啥要到他办公室去 Why are we headed to Bob's office?
女巫骑上扫帚了 The witch is on her broom
你看完我给你的手稿了吗 Have you finished the manuscript I gave you?
我读了几页 没啥意思 Uh, I read a few pages. I wasn't that impressed.
-我能说几句吗 -不 - Can I say something? - No.
我看过上千本手稿 I've read thousands of manuscripts,
这是唯一一份我给你的 And this is the only one I've given you.
这绝对是一本精彩绝伦的小说 There's an incredible novel in there.
绝对比你发行过的任何一本都要好 The kind of novel you used to publish.
全错 我觉得你就是怕洒了我的咖啡 Uh, wrong. and I do think you order the same coffee as I do
所以才和我喝一样的 这真的很悲剧 Just in case you spill, which is, in fact, pathetic.
-或者说是很印象深刻 -如果你没洒在 - Or impressive. - I'd be impressed
老地方 我倒是觉得这会很让我印象深刻 If you didn't spill in the first place.
记住 进去后就什么话也别说 Now remember, you're just a prop in here.
绝对做的到 Won't say a word.
这不是我们的无畏的老板和她的仆人嘛 请进 Ah! our fearless leader and her liege. please, do come in.
不错的柜子 新买的? Oh. beautiful breakfront. is it new?
这是英国统治时期埃及复兴作品 19世纪的古董 It is english regency egyptian revival, built in the 1800s
不过在我的办公室里却只能算新来的 But, yes, it is new to my office.
有点意思 Witty.
鲍勃 你得走了 Bob, I'm letting you go.
啥 Pardon?
我无数次让你去请弗兰克上欧普拉的节目 I asked you over a dozen times to get frank to do OprAh,
你办到了吗 And you didn't do it.
你被炒了 You're fired.
我早告诉你那不可能 I have told you that is impossible.
弗兰克20年来都没上过电视节目 Frank hasn't done an interview in 20 years.
貌似很有趣 因为我刚刚 Well that is interesting, because I just
和他打过电话 他同意了 Got off the phone with him, and he is in.
你说什么? Excuse me?
你甚至都没给他打过电话 对吗 You didn't even call him, did you?
-但是 -我知道 我知道 - But... - I know, I know.
弗兰克对你来说 是有些棘手 Frank can be a little scary to deal with. for you.
我会给你两个月的时间去找下家 Now, I will give you two months to find another job.
之后你再告诉别人你从这里辞职了 好吗 And then you can tell everyone you resigned, ok?
他还接受吗 What's his twenty?
他在走过来 脸上狰狞恐怖 He's moving. he has crazy eyes.
别这样 鲍勃 别逼我 Don't do it, Bob. don't do it.
你这个恶毒的婊子 You poisonous bitch!
你没权力炒我鱿鱼 You can't fire me!
你知道你这样做有多么愚蠢吗 You don't think I see what you're doing here?
用上欧普拉节目这件事打发我走 Sandbagging me on this OprAh thing
这样你在董事会面前就牛逼了? Just so that you can look good to the board?
因为你觉得我的表现威胁到了你 Because you are threatened by me!
-你简直是一个巫婆 -鲍勃 够了 - And you are a monster. - Bob, stop.
因为你没有一个正常的生活 Just because you have no semblance of a life
你以为出了你的办公室 Outside of this office,
你就可以把我们每个人 You think that you can treat all of us
都当成奴隶一样 Like your own personal slaves.
你知道吗 我为你感到悲哀 You know what? I feel sorry for you.
因为在你进棺材的时候 Because you know what you're gonna have on your deathbed?
你还是两手空空 无人陪伴 Nothing and no one.
听仔细了 鲍勃 Listen carefully, Bob.
我绝不是因为地位受到威胁了才炒你 I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. no.
我炒你是因为你懒惰 自以为是 毫无能力 I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent
你花在小三身上的时间 And you spend more time cheating on your wife
比在办公室的时间还要多 Than you do in your office.
如果你敢再说一个字 And if you say another word,
安德鲁会立即扔你出去的 听懂了吗 Andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, ok?
再说一个字 我就让保安 Another word and you're going out of here
逐你出公司 With an armed escort.
安德鲁会用他的手机拍下来 Andrew will film it with his little camera phone
然后上传到那个网站上 And he will put it on that internet site.
-哪个网站来着 -YouTube? - What was it? - YouTube?
对极了 你难道想这样 Exactly. is that what you want?
我认为你不想 我还有事 恕不奉陪 Didn't think so. I have work to do.
让保安把他的柜子搬出来 Have security take his breakfront out of his office
放到我会议室里 And put it in my conference room.
马上去做 Will do.
还有这个周末我想让你 And I need you around this weekend
检查他的文件和手稿 To help review his files and his manuscript.
-这个周末 -有什么问题吗 - This weekend? - You have a problem with that?
没有 那个...我的外婆刚好90大寿 No. I... just my grandmother's 90th birthday,
我原本打算回家 So I was gonna go home and...
没事 我取消掉吧 ...it's fine. I'll cancel it.
你真是活菩萨 把我从周末的苦难中解救出来 You're actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway,
刚才讲的不错 So it's... good talk, Yeah.
我知道 我知道 替我向外婆道歉 什么... I know, I know. ok, tell gammy I'm sorry. ok? what...
妈 你想让我说什么 Mom. what do you want me to tell you?
她让我周末加班 She's making me work the weekend.
不 我不会...不会的 No, I'm not... no.
为了这次晋升我已经付出这么多了 Listen, I've worked too hard for this promotion
我可没法半途而废 To throw it all away, ok?
我知道爸爸会发飙 I'm sure that dad is pissed,
不过我们会认真履行我们的职责 But we take all of our submissions around here very seriously.
我们会尽快联系你们的 We'll get back to you as soon as we can.
-你家里的电话? -没错 - Was that your family? - Yes.
-他们让你别在这做了 -天天如此 - They tell you to quit? - Every single day.
特塔小姐办公室 Miss Tate's office.
好的 Oh... Yeah. ok. all right.
伯根和麦雷叫你马上上楼 Bergen and malloy want to see you upstairs immediately.
10min后来叫我 还有一堆事情 Ok. come get me in ten minutes. we've got a lot to do.
好的 Okey-doke.
早上好 特塔小姐 Good morning, Miss Tate.
杰克 艾迪文 Jack, Edwin.
马格瑞特 祝贺你终于解决好了欧普拉节目这件事 Margaret, congratulations on the OprAh thing.
-这绝对是头条新闻 -谢谢 谢谢 - That's terrific news. - Thank you, thank you.
这不是要又给我加薪 是吧 开个玩笑 This isn't about my second raise, is it? just kidding.
马格瑞特 你还记得我们说过 Margaret, do you remember when we agreed
你不能去法兰克福书展 That you wouldn't go to the frankfurt book fair
因为你的签证申请还在处理中 Because you weren't allowed out of the country
你不允许出国 While your visa application was being processed?
是的 我记得 Yes. I do.
可最后...你还是去了法兰克福 And... you went to frankfurt.
是的 北欧人要从我们手里抢走德里罗 Yes, I did. we were going to lose delillo to viking.
所以...我没得选 不是吗 So... really didn't have a choice, did i?
美国政府似乎 It seems that the United States government
从不关心谁来出版东·德里罗的作品 Doesn't care much who publishes don delillo.
我们刚刚和你的移民律师谈过 We, uh, just spoke to your immigration attorney.
很好 我没事吧 一切都很好? Great. so, we're all good? everything good?
马格瑞特 你被拒签了 Margaret, your visa application has been denied.
你将被驱逐出美国 And you are being deported.
驱逐? Deported?
并且你还有很多表格 And apparently there was also some paperwork
没有及时填写 That you didn't fill out in time.
拜托 我又不是什么移民 Come on. come on! it's not like I'm even an immigrant!
我就来自加拿大 I'm from canada, for christ's sake.
肯定...肯定还有办法的 There's gotta be... there's gotta be something we can do.
我们可以重新申请 但是不幸的是 We can reapply, but unfortunately
你得至少离开美国一年 You have to leave the country for at least a year.
好吧好吧 尽管不是最理想的办法 但还是 Ok. ok, well, that's not ideal, but, uh...,
我可以 我可以在多伦多处理任何事 I can, uh... I can manage everything from toronto...
不行的 马格瑞特 No, Margaret.
通过视频会议和网路来处理 ...with videoconferencing and internet.
没这么幸运 马格瑞特 Unfortunately, Margaret,
一旦你被驱逐出国 你就不能为美国公司工作 If you're deported, you can't work for an american company.
直到你的签证通过 我得把你的所有工作 Until this is resolved I'm going to turn operations over
移交给鲍勃·斯鲍丁 To Bob Spaulding.
鲍勃·斯鲍丁 我刚炒的那位? Bob Spaulding? the guy I just fired?
我们需要一位主编 We need an editor in chief.
他是这里唯一够资历的 He is the only person in the building who has enough experience.
-你不能这么做 我求你 -马格瑞特 - You cannot be serious. I beg of you. - Margaret.
我们真的已经绞尽脑汁了 We are desperate to have you stay.
如果有任何办法 不管是什么办法 If there was any way, any way at all
我们都会做 我们已经无计可施了 That we could make this work, we'd be doing it.
没办法了... There is no way...
我求你了 I am begging you.
不 马格瑞特 抱歉 我们在开会 No, Margaret. excuse me, we're in a meeting.
-抱歉打断你们下 -什么 什么 - Sorry to interrupt. - What? what!
玛丽从温菲办公室打电话来了 她在等你 Mary from miss winfrey's office called. she's on the line.
-我知道了 -她在等你回话 - I know. - She's on hold.
她希望你能马上和她通话 She needs to speak with you right away.
我告诉她了你正在处理其他事 I told her you were otherwise engaged.
但她坚持要这样 抱歉 She insisted, so... sorry.
那么... So...
过来 Come here.
先生们 我理解 我明白 Uh... gentlemen, I understand. I understand...
我们当前所处的困境 The predicament that we are in.
并且... And, um...
还有... And there's, uh... well...
我想还有一些事你们得知道 I think there's something that you should know.
我们...我们就快结婚了 Uh... we're, uh... we're getting married.
我们就要结婚了 We are getting married.
-谁要结婚了 -你和我 - Who is getting married? - You and I.
你和我要结婚了! 没错 You and I are getting married! yes.
-我们要 -结婚了 - We are. - Getting married.
-我们要结婚了 -是的 - We are getting married. - Yes.
他是你的秘书吗 Isn't he your secretary?
助理 Assistant.
执行助理秘书 他的头衔 Executive, uh... assistant secretary. titles.
上司和秘书相爱 这也不是什么新闻了 But, wouldn't be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries.
对吧 艾迪文 Would it, Edwin?
就像你和拉奎莎 还记得吗 With Laquisha. remember?
事实是 So, Yeah... the truth is,
安德鲁和我本是两个 You know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people
不应该坠入爱河的人 但我们相爱了 Who weren't meant to fall in love but we did.
不 No.
那些个加班的夜晚和周末的书展 All those late nights at the office and weekend book fairs.
-是的 -不 - Yeah... - No.
-让我们擦出了爱情的火花 -火花 - Something happened. - Something.
我们都想挣扎 Yeah. tried to fight it and...
但是抵挡...抵挡不住 Can't, can't fight a...
像我们这样的爱情 Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh...
这事清楚了吗? 你们开心吗 Uh... are we good with this? are you happy?
我们很幸福...真的很幸福 Because, well... we are happy. so happy.
-马格瑞特 -什么 - Margaret. - Yes?
太棒了 It's terrific.
那就去成为法定夫妻吧 Just make it legal. mmm?
对 法定的 Oh! legal.
那...那就意味着 Yeah, well, then... then that means we...
我们得到移民局办公室去办手续了 ...we need to get ourselves to the immigration office.
我们就能解决这个问题了 对吗 So we can work this whole mess out. right?
非常感谢 先生们 Thank you very much, gentlemen.
我们马上去做 We will do that right away.
非常感谢 先生们 谢谢 Thank you very much, gentlemen. thank you.
-先生们 -谢谢 - Gentlemen. - Thank you.
马格瑞特和安德鲁要结婚了 Margaret and Andrew are getting married!
怎么回事 What is that about?
居然是这个母老虎 他们过来了 Dragon lady! here they come...
有你的 Yeah.
他怎么想的 What is he thinking?
真可惜 Mmm-mmm-mmm.
哥们 玩真的啊 Dude, for real. her?
这就结婚了 我都不知道他们约会过 Married? didn't even know they were dating...
怎么了 What?
我不明白发生了什么 I don't understand what's happening.
放松 这也是为你好 Relax. this is for you, too.
请解释一下 Do explain.
他们要升鲍勃为总编 They were going to make Bob chief.
那么我就得和你结婚 So naturally I would have to marry you.
有什么问题吗 And what's the problem?
你帮了某人 也帮了自己 Like you were saving yourself for someone special?
我觉得有问题 而且这是违法的 I like to think so. besides, it's illegal.
政府要抓的是恐怖分子 不是出版商 They're looking for terrorists, not for book publishers.
-马格瑞特 -什么事 - Margaret. - Yes?
-我不会跟你结婚的 -你会的 - I'm not gonna marry you. - Sure you are.
要是不跟我结婚 Because if you don't marry me,
你那成为作家踏入上流社会 Your dreams of touching the lives of millions
的美梦就会幻灭了 With the written word are dead.
我一走人 鲍勃肯定会开了你 Bob is gonna fire you the second I'm gone. guaranteed.
意味着你得孤独的在大街上找工作 That means you're out on the street alone looking for a job.
意味着我们在一起的时间 那些拿铁咖啡 That means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes,
那些取消的约会 那些为我卖命的跑腿 All the canceled dates, all the midnight tampax runs,
都将化为乌有 你那编辑梦也没门了 Were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone.
别担心 事成之后 But don't worry, after the required allotment of time,
我们马上离婚 你我再无瓜葛 We'll get a quickie divorce and you'll be done with me.
在这之前 不管愿不愿意 But until then, like it or not,
你都是我的人了 好吧 Your wagon is hitched to mine. ok?
接电话 Phone.
-走这边 -马格瑞特 - This way. - Margaret.
-过来 -排队 - Come. - The line...
下一位 Next, please.
等等 Ooh, ooh. just, uh...
抱歉 我问一下就走 Sorry, I just need to ask him something.
请处理一下我的结婚申请证书 Iii need for you to file this fianc visa for me, please.
-特塔小姐 -是的 - Miss Tate? - Yes.
请跟我来 Please, come with me.
是的女士 我明白 我们备份了 Yes, ma'am, I understand that. we're backed up...
我有种不祥的预感 I have a bad feeling about this.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. hello. - Hello.
你好 我是戈博森 Hi. I'm Mr. Gilbertson.
-哦 -你一定是安德鲁 - Ah! - And you must be Andrew,
-那么你是 -马格瑞特 - And you must be... - Margaret.
马格瑞特 抱歉久等了 ...Margaret. sorry about the wait.
今天真是 疯狂的一天 It's a, uh, crazy day today.
是啊 我们理解 Oh, of course, of course. we understand.
真不知怎么感谢你一接到通知 And I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us
-就马上接见我们了 -好的 - On such short notice. - Ok.
啦啦啦啦啦 # buh, buh, buh, buh, buh buh, buh, buh, buuuh
有个问题要问一下 So, I have one question for you.
你们是不是为了避免她被驱逐而假结婚 Are you both committing fraud to avoid her deportation
这样她就能保住在扣登图书的总编位置 So she can keep her position as editor in chief at colden books?
-太荒唐了 -你听谁说的 - That's ridiculous. - Where did you hear that?
我们下午收到线报 一个名叫 We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named...
是不是鲍勃·斯鲍丁 Would it be Bob Spaulding?
鲍勃·斯鲍丁 Bob Spaulding.
可怜的鲍勃 真替他惋惜 Bob. poor Bob. I am so sorry.
他只是一名泄愤的前雇员 Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee.
对此我感到抱歉 And I apologize.
我们知道你非常忙碌 But we know you're incredibly busy
要面对一屋子的园丁和送快递的 With a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to.
让我们过了你这一关 If you just give us our next step,
我们会立即乖乖溜走 We will be out of your hair and on our way.
请坐 特塔小姐 Miss Tate, please.
我来告知你们即将进行的程序 Let me explain to you the process that's about to unfold.
第一步是安排面试 Step one will be a scheduled interview.
你们会分别在不同的房间接受询问 I'll put you each in a room, and I'll ask you every little question
那些真正的夫妻应当知悉的问题 That a real couple would know about each other.
第二步 我会深入一些 看看你的电话记录 Step two, I dig deeper. I look at your phone records,
走访你的邻居 和你的同事谈谈 I talk to your neighbors, I interview your coworkers.
如果你们的回答驴唇不对马嘴 If your answers don't match up at every point,
你会被无限期的驱逐出境 You will be deported indefinitely.
而你 小伙子 会被判重刑 And you, young man, will have committed a felony...
罚款US$250,000 ...punishable by a fine of $250,000
在联邦监狱蹲上5a And a stay of five years in federal prison.
那么 安德鲁 So, Andrew.
你是不是 有话要对我说 You wanna... you want to talk to me?
没有吗 No?
有吧 Yes?
其实 The truth is...
戈博森先生 事情是这样的 Mr. Gilbertson, the truth is...
马格瑞特和我 Margaret and I...
只是两个不被看好 ...are just two people
似乎不会在一起的恋人 Who weren't supposed to fall in love.
但是我们确实相爱了 But did.
我们不能告诉同事 We couldn't tell anyone we work with
因为这关系到我的晋升 Because of my big promotion that I had coming up.
- 晋升 - 是的 - Promotion? - Yeah.
-你的 -我们 都觉得 - Your? - We... we both felt, uh...
要是我升为编辑 公开恋情会很不合适 That it would be deeply inappropriate if I were to be promoted to editor.
-编辑 -尤其我们 - Editor. mmm-hmm. ...while we were...
那么 So...
你们俩把地下恋情告诉父母了吗 Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love?
我 不可能 我父母去世了 Oh, I... impossible. my parents are dead.
-也没有兄弟姐妹 -去世 - No brothers or sisters either. - Gone.
你父母也去世了吗 Are your parents dead?
-他的还健在 -还活着 - Oh, no, his are very much alive. - No... very much.
还健在 我们周末就会告诉二老 Very much. they're, Ah... well, we were gonna tell them this weekend.
奶奶90岁生日 整个大家庭都会相聚 Gammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family's coming together.
我们觉得会是个意外惊喜 And we thought it'd be a nice surprise.
这个惊喜会在哪发生 And where is this surprise gonna take place?
安德鲁父母家里 At Andrew's parents' house.
那地方在哪 Where is that located again?
怎么一直是我在说 Um... why am I doing all the talking?
明明是你爸妈的屋子 It's your parents' house.
来 告诉他在哪里 Why don't you tell him where it is. jump in.
-斯塔卡 -斯塔卡 - Sitka. - Sitka.
-在阿拉斯加 -在阿拉斯加 - Alaska. - Alaska?
周末你们去阿拉斯加 You're gonna go to alaska this weekend?
-没错 -是的 - Yeah. - Yes, yes.
我们回去阿拉斯加 那里 We are going to alaska. alaska, that's where...
是我的小 我的安德鲁来自那里 That's where my little... that's where my Andrew's from.
好的 Ok.
好吧 我再考虑一下 Fine. I see how this is gonna go.
周一上午 11:00 我们再见 I will see you both at 11:00 monday morning
来进行面试 For your scheduled interview,
你们的回答最好天衣无缝 And your answers better match up on every account.
-谢谢 -你好 - Thank you. - Hello?
-我期待这次见面 -我们也是 - I'm looking forward to this one. - We're looking forward to this one.
谢谢 Thank you.
很有意思 我会检查你 Gonna be fun. I'll be checking up on you.
没问题 You got it.
那么 我们还得来这一趟 Ok... so, what's gonna happen is we will go up there.
还要继续假装男女朋友 We will pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend,
告诉你父母我们订婚了 Tell your parents we're engaged.
订机票时把积攒的里程用上 Uh, use the miles for the tickets.
我得坐头等舱 不跟你在一起 I guess I will pop for you to fly first class.
但是一定要把里程用上 But make sure you use the miles.
要是你的不够了 就不去了 If we don't get the miles, we're not doing it.
对了 请让他们确认上的是素餐 Oh, and please confirm the vegan meal, ok?
上次他们给我上的 'cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan,
都是些 And they, uh... forced me to eat
黏糊糊热腾腾 油哧嘛哈的沙拉 This clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, which was...
我说话呢 你怎么不记下 Hey, I'm... why aren't you taking notes?
你刚才不在那儿吗 I'm sorry, were you not in that room?
什么 What? what?
哦对了 你要晋升 Oh! the thing you said about being promoted?
天才啊 天才 他中圈套了 Genius! genius. he completely fell for it.
我是认真的 I was serious.
我面对的是25万罚款和5年大牢 I'm looking at a $250,000 fine and five years in jail.
后果很严重 你知不知道 That changes things.
-升你做编辑 没门 -那我退出 你也完蛋了 - Promote you to editor? no, no way. - Then I quit, and you're screwed.
再见 马格瑞特 Bye-bye, Margaret.
-安德鲁 -这样的结果 - Andrew! - It really has been
-真是不错啊 -安德鲁 安德鲁 好吧 - A little slice of heaven. - Andrew, Andrew! fine, fine.
我让你当编辑 I'll make you editor. fine.
要是你周末带我去阿拉斯加 然后应付好移民面试 If you do the alaska weekend and the immigration interview,
我就升你做编辑 高兴了吧 I will make you editor. happy?
-别推到两年之后 马上 -好吧 - And not in two years. right away. - Fine.
你会出版我的作品 And you'll publish my manuscript.
第一版1万册 Ten thousand copy first...
第一版2万册 Twenty thousand copies, first run.
我们会把结婚的消息告诉家里 And we'll tell my family about our engagement
时间和方式我来定 When I want and how I want.
现在 温柔的问我 Now, ask me nicely.
温柔的问你什么 "ask you nicely" what?
温柔的问我愿不愿意娶你 马格瑞特 Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret.
-那是什么意义 -你知道的 跪下 - What does that mean? - You heard me. on your knee.
好吧 Fine.
-这样行吗 -我很满意 - Does this work for you? - Oh, I like this. Yeah.
-你会娶我吗 -不会 - Will you marry me? - No.
说得认真点 Say it like you mean it.
- 安德鲁 - 什么事 马格瑞特 - Andrew? - Yes, Margaret?
- 亲爱的安德鲁 - 听着呢 - Sweet Andrew? - I'm listening.
为了我们的幸福 你能娶我吗 Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
虽然对你的挖苦很不爽 不过我还是会娶你的 Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.
-明天机场见 -很好 - See you at the airport tomorrow. - Good.
这些是移民局要问的问题 So, these are the questions that ins is gonna ask us.
好消息是我非常了解你 Now, the good news is is I know everything about you,
坏消息是你只有四天 But the bad news is that you have four days
来了解我的一切 所以你得加紧学习了 To learn all this about me. so, you should... probably get studying.
这些关于我的问题你都知道 You know all the answers to these questions about me?
-很可怕吧 -有点 - Scary, isn't it? - A little bit.
-我对什么过敏 -松子 - What am I allergic to? - Pine nuts.
加上所有的人类情感 And the full spectrum of human emotion.
这个 真好笑 Oh, that's... that was funny.
-哈哈 -嗯 - Mmm-hmm. - Umm...
这个比较难 我身上有疤吗 Here's a good one. do I have any scars?
我很肯定你有纹身 I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.
你很肯定吗 Oh, you're pretty sure?
非常肯定 两年前的皮肤医生打电话来 I'm pretty sure. two years ago, your dermatologist called
问了关于q开关激光器的问题 And asked about a q-switched laser.
当然我搜了q开关激光器 I of course googled a q-switched laser
就发现那是除纹身的 And found that they in fact do remove tattoos.
不过你取消了预约 But you canceled your appointment.
什么样的纹身 部落款的 So what is it? tribal ink?
日本书法 还是带刺的铁丝网 Japanese calligraphy? barbed wire?
很高兴能以这种方式和你交流 You know, it's exciting for me to experience you like this.
谢谢 不过你还得告诉我纹身在哪 Thank you. you're gonna have to tell me where it is, though.
-我不会说的 -他们会问 - No, I'm not. - They're gonna ask.
那个问题结束了 不再提了 We're done with that question. we're done with that question.
下面是另一个 我看看 我看看 On to another question. let me see, let me see.
这有一个 我们住在哪 你家还是我家 Oh, here's one. whose place do we stay at, yours or mine?
这个简单 我家 That's easy. mine.
为什么不住我那 And why wouldn't we stay at mine?
因为我住中央公园西路 Because I live at central park west.
你呢 也就是个脏兮兮的小公寓吧 And you probably live at some squalid little studio apartment
堆着一摞摞发黄的旧书 With stacks of yellowed penguin classics.
女士们先生们 请系好安全带 Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts.
我们将降落在朱诺[美国阿拉斯加州首府] We are beginning our descent into juneau.
朱诺 我们不是去斯塔卡吗 Juneau? I thought we were going to Sitka.
-是的 -我们怎么去斯塔卡 - We are. - How are we getting to Sitka?
哇 Whoa.
这下好了 我们来了 All right. here we go.
-他在那呢 -安德鲁 - Oh, there he is! - Andrew!
请走这边 Hi. right this way...
-大家好 -哦 - Hi! - Oh...
-见到你真好 -你让他喘不上气了 格瑞斯 - It's so good to see you! - You're suffocating him, grace.
-过来 -奶奶 - Come here. - Hey, gammy.
奶奶 您身体怎么样 老爸呢 Ah, gammy. how are you doing? where's dad?
你了解他的 总是在忙工作 Oh, you know your father. he's always working.
别惦记他了 你女朋友呢 Never mind about him. where's your girl?
她 在那边 Uh, she's... right there.
-啊 -她过来了 - Ah. - There she is.
也许不应该叫女孩了 I guess the word "girl" is inappropriate.
安妮 Annie.
-你好 -你好 - Hi! - Hello.
-马格瑞特 这是我母亲 -您好 - Margaret, this is my mom. - Oh, hello.
太好了 这是我奶奶 安妮 Yeah, great. this is my gammy, annie.
-很高兴见到您 -你好啊 - Pleasure. - Well, hello there.
是该叫你马格瑞特还是撒旦的情妇? Now, do you prefer being called Margaret or satan's mistress?
这两种我们都听说过 We've heard it both ways.
其实我们听过很多版本 Actually we've heard it lots of ways.
她开玩笑的 She's kidding.
哦 好的 Oh! oh... ok.
非常感谢你们能 Thank you so much for...
让我和全家共度这个周末 Allowing me to be a part of this weekend.
欢迎你 我们很激动 Oh, you're welcome. we're thrilled to have you.
大家一起会城堡吧 Let's get you two back to the fort.
-好的 -哦 - Ok. - Oh...
-见到你真高兴 -我们走咯 - It's so good to see you. - There we are.
A·派克森
安德鲁 Andrew...
安德鲁 安德鲁 Andrew. Andrew!
请别这么吓人 Please, don't do that.
你没跟我提过这些家族产业 You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey.
可能他太谦虚了 亲爱的 He was probably just being modest, dear.
这样 Oh.
我们在干嘛 现在不是应该去酒店了吗 What are we doing? shouldn't we check into our hotel right now?
我们把你的预订取消了 Oh, we canceled your reservation.
家人来了怎么能住酒店 Family doesn't stay at a hotel.
你当然住我们家了 You're gonna stay in our home.
太好了 太好了 Oh, great! great.
-什么 -天 - What? - God.
你得自己拎了 You're gonna wanna use your legs to lift that one.
安德鲁 帮帮她 Andrew! Help her with those.
我也想 可她什么事都不让我做 I'd love to, but she won't let me do anything.
她坚持事事亲为 她有点... She insists on doing it all herself. She's one of those...
女权主义 She's a feminist.
快点 亲爱的 Come on, sweetie.
看到那女人穿的鞋了吗 You see the shoes that broad was wearing?
这是最后一包了 This is the last of 'em.
-赶快捞起来 -捞到了 - Five second rule. - Got it!
很快就会干了 That will dry right off.
我不要上那船 Psst! psst! I'm not getting on that boat.
你可以不上 那就过几天见吧 You don't have to. See you in a few days.
你知道我不会游泳的 Psst! You know I can't swim.
所以坐船啊 Hence, the boat.
来吧 Come on.
来吧 我们走了 Come on. Here we go.
看清楚点 老板 慢慢来 Looking good, boss. Take your time, though.
她带了很多行李 She comes with a lot of baggage.
帮帮你吧 Just gonna give you a little hand here.
把手从我屁股上拿开 拿开 Hand off ass! Off ass!
到了 到了 There you go. You're there.
恭喜 我已经老到100岁了 Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old now.
我们到了 到家了 Here we are. We're home.
那是你家 That is your home?
你们是些什么人 Who are you people?
为什么你说 你很穷 Why did you tell me you were poor?
-我从来没说我很穷 -可你也没说你有钱 - I never said I was poor. - But you never told me you were rich.
我没有 我父母才有钱 I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
知道吗 有钱人都这么说 Ok, you know what? That's something only rich people say.
安德鲁 欢迎回来 Hey, Andrew! Welcome home!
妈 怎么回事 Hi! Mom, what is this?
没什么 只是给你办个小型欢迎会 Nothing. it's just a little welcoming party.
这不算犯法吧 Is that a crime?
也就请了50个亲密的朋友和邻居 Just 50 of our closest friends and neighbors.
他们都很期待见到你 And all excited to meet you.
-好 好 -来吧 快点 - Oh, good. good. - Come on. come on.
-聚会 -是的 我猜是的 - A party? - Yeah, I guess so.
快点 走吧 我奶奶走得都比你快 Come on, let's go. My grandma's moving faster than you.
你得加把劲儿了 Put your back into it.
很高兴见到你 马格瑞特 欢迎来斯塔卡 So nice to meet you, Margaret. welcome to Sitka.
吉尔 很高兴见到你 我的荣幸 Jill? Hi, nice to meet you. My pleasure.
为什么不告诉我 你是阿拉斯加肯尼迪家族的人 Why didn't you tell me you were some kind of alaskan kennedy?
让我怎么说 How could I?
我们过去的3a里能说的只有你 We were in the middle of talking about you for the last three years.
知道吗 没时间了 Ok, know what? Timeout, ok?
我们不要再争论了 This bickering bickerson thing has got to stop.
得让人们相信我们在恋爱 我们就 People need to think that we are in love. so let's just...
没问题 我可以 That, that's no problem. I can do that.
我可以假装是坠入爱河的未婚夫 很简单 I can pretend to be the doting fiance? That's easy.
反而是你 But for you, it's going to require
就跟不让小孩儿吃零食一样 要了亲命了 That you stop snacking on children while they dream.
真好笑 你打算什时候宣布我们订婚的事 Very funny. when are you going to tell them we're engaged?
我会选个最佳时机 I'll pick the right moment.
安德鲁 你好 Hey, Andrew. hi!
麦克崔格太太 你好吗 很高兴见到你 Mrs. Mckittrick. How are you? Nice to see you.
很高兴见到你 麦克崔格太太 这位是马格瑞特 Nice to see you, Mr. Mckittrick. This is Margaret.
-你好 很高兴见到你 -马格瑞特 - Hi. pleasure. - Margaret!
你好 很高兴见到你 Hi, how are you? pleasure.
我一直想知道 图书编辑都做什么 So I always wanted to know, what does a book editor do?
路易斯 这问题真棒 That's a great question, Louise.
我也很好奇 想知道答案 I'm curious to know the answer myself.
-你好 爸爸 -儿子 - Hello, dad. - Son.
这位一定是麦琪 This must be Maggie.
是马格瑞特 Uh, Margaret.
-我叫Joe 很高兴见到你 -我也是 - Joe. pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure's mine.
你为什么不告诉我们 图书编辑都做什么 So why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does.
除了带作者出去吃吃饭 被读者抨击之外 Besides taking writers out to lunch and getting bombed.
听起来真好笑 Now that sounds like fun.
难怪你想当编辑 No wonder you like being an editor.
不对 路易斯 安德鲁不是编辑 他只是助理 No, Louise, Andrew's not an editor, he's an editor's assistant.
麦琪才是编辑 Maggie here is the editor.
是马格瑞特 Margaret.
-你真的是 -安德鲁的老板了 - So you're actually... - Andrew's boss. Yeah.
怎么样 Well. how about that.
我去加点酒 I think I'll get a refill.
好一个老帅哥 Charming.
你给人的第一印象真是好极了 爸爸 That's a hell of a first impression, dad.
怎么了 安德鲁 What the hell, Andrew?
离开这么久 你带回一个你讨厌的女人 You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated
-而她是你的女朋友 -我们刚到家 - And now she's your girlfriend? - We just got here.
我们就不能再等几秒钟 Can we wait two seconds
再互相攻击吗 Before we throw the kitchen sink at each other?
没想到你是靠睡上司才能往上爬 Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle.
事实上 我要让你知道 这个女人 Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there
是镇上最值得尊敬的编辑之一 Is one of the most respected editors in town.
她是你的饭票了吧 She's your meal ticket,
所以你带她回来见你母亲 And you brought her home to meet your mother.
她不是我的饭票 爸爸 她是我的未婚妻 Ssshe's not my meal ticket, dad. she's my fiance.
-你说什么 -你听见了 - What'd you say? - You heard me.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
-你好吗 -很好 很好 谢谢 - How are you? - Good, good. Thank you.
要不要点开胃菜 Would you care for some hors d'oeuvres?
不用 非常感谢 No, I'm fine. thank you very much.
是这儿的传统菜 It's a tradition.
是口感问题 我不喜欢海鲜 It's the texture. I'm not a fish person.
-你会喜欢的 -你真体贴 - You'll like it. - You're very sweet.
你尝尝吧 I think if you'll just taste it.
太感谢你了 Thank you so much.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
我有件很重要的事宣布 I have a very important announcement to make.
我和马格瑞特要结婚了 Margaret and I are getting married.
这是红辣椒 It's the paprika.
真对不起 So sorry.
没事 这衣服是免熨的 That's ok. it's wash-and-wear.
亲爱的 你在哪 Yep, honey? Where you at?
这儿呢 Here it is.
到这儿来 小妞 Come on down here, pumpkin.
-好 -好 - All right. - Ok.
看看她 看看她 Oh, look at her, look at her.
女士们 先生们 她来了 Right there, ladies and gentlemen, there she is.
恭喜你 安德鲁 Congratulations, Andrew.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
-我们要庆祝下 -去拿香槟 - Time to celebrate. - Get the champagne.
这就是你认为的 So that was your idea of the perfect time
宣布我们订婚的最佳时机 To tell them we're engaged?
这时机再好不过了 'cause it was brilliant, brilliant timing.
安德鲁 Andrew. hi.
格特 天 Gert? oh, my god. hey, hi. wow.
你好吗 没想到你也会来 How you doing? I didn't know that you were gonna be here.
你妈妈也许想给你个惊喜 惊喜吧 Your mom probably wanted it to be a surprise. So... surprise.
-是的 -那 - Right. - And...
我们太没礼貌了 ...we're being completely rude. hi.
-天 这位是我的前 -你好 我是格图德 - Oh, god. this is my ex... - Hi. I'm Gertrude.
就叫我格特 You can call me Gert.
恭喜你们了 Well, congratulations, you guys.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
是不是我错过了什么故事啊 So did I miss the story?
-什么故事 -什么故事 - What story? - What story?
你怎么求婚的故事 About how you proposed.
一个男人怎么求婚 能看出他的性格 Oh! how a man proposes says a lot about his character.
-是的 -是的 - Yes. - Yes, it does.
我真的很想听 安德鲁 I actually would love to hear the story, Andrew.
和我们说说吧 Would you tell us?
-是啊 -是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
知道吗 You know what?
事实上 马格瑞特更愿意说 Actually, Margaret loves telling this story...
所以让她来告诉大家 So I'm just gonna let her go Ahead and do that.
我们就坐着认真听吧 'cause I think we should just sit in rapture.
好 Huh! wow, ok.
要从哪开始呢 Wow, where to begin... this story.
我和安德鲁 Ok, well, um, Andrew and I...
我和安德鲁正要庆祝 Andrew and I were about to celebrate
我们认识的周年纪念日 Our first anniversary together.
我知道他很想让我嫁给他 And I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him.
可是他很害怕 就像一只小小鸟一样 And he was scared, like a little tiny bird.
于是我就不断地给他暗示 So I started leaving him little hints here and there...
因为我知道他没有勇气说出口 但 ...because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask, but...
实际情况不是那样 That's not exactly how it happened.
-不是吗 -不是 不是 - No? hmm. - No. no.
她的暗示我都明白 I mean, I picked up on all her little hints.
她的情感一触即发 敏感极了 This woman's about as subtle as a gun.
是的 Yeah.
我担心的是 What I was worried about was
她可能会发现这个小盒子 That she might find this little box...
对 那个他做的装饰盒 Oh! the decoupage box that he made
他花了很多时间剪出 Where he'd taken the time to cut out
一小张一小张他自己的照片 Tiny, little pictures of himself. yes.
然后黏在盒子上 太漂亮了 Just pasted all over the box. oh! so beautiful.
当我打开这个漂亮的小装饰盒时 So I opened that beautiful, little decoupage
这些心型的五彩小纸片就飞了出来 And out fluttered these tiny, little hand-cut heart confettis.
当它们都落下后 我往下看 看到 And once they cleared, I looked down, and I saw...
最漂亮 非常大的 ...the most beautiful, big...
胖胖的 什么都不是 ...fat nothing.
不是戒指 No ring.
-不是戒指吗 -什么 - No ring? - What?
不是 但在盒子里 No, but inside that box...
在这些纸片的下面 ...underneath all that crap...
有张手写的纸条 ...there was a little handwritten note...
上面写着 酒店的地址 约会的时间 With the address to a hotel, date, and time.
很汉弗里·博加特风格的做事方式 Real humphrey bogart-type stuff.
是的 Yeah.
非常阳刚 Masculine.
不管怎样 很自然 马格瑞特以为 Anyway, naturally, Margaret thought...
我以为他在和别人约会 I thought he was seeing someone else.
那时我感觉太糟糕了 It was a terrible time for me,
但我还是去了那家酒店 But I went to that hotel anyway.
到了那 我很用力地敲门 I went there and I pounded on the door,
可是门根本没锁上 But the door was already unlocked.
当我推打开门 他就 And as swung open that door, there he was...
-站着 -跪在 - Standing. - Kneeling.
-像男人一样 -铺满玫瑰花瓣的床上 - Like a man. - On a bed of rose petals,
穿着小礼服 你儿子 你儿子 In a tuxedo. your son. your son.
正在轻轻地抽泣 And he was choking back soft, soft sobs.
当他止住泪 休息了一会儿后 And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath,
他对我说 He said to me...
马格瑞特 你愿意嫁给我吗 "Margaret, will you marry me?"
她说 "愿意" 说完了 谁要吃东西 And she said, "yep." the end. Who's hungry?
这故事真棒 That is quite a story.
-太棒了 -噢 安迪 -Gorgeous. - Oh, Andy!
你可真多情 You are so sensitive.
手工做的五彩纸片 Hand-cut confetti?
亲一个给大家看看 Hey! let's see a kiss from you two cuties.
亲她 Give her a kiss!
-不行 拜托 -是的 - No. come on. - Oh, Yeah.
快点 Come on!
好吧 Ok, all right.
我们亲了 准备好了 Ok, here we go. Ready?
这是什么 要亲她的嘴 What is this? Kiss her on the mouth like you mean it.
-亲她 亲她 -亲她 - Kiss her. kiss her! - Kiss her!
亲她 亲她 亲她 亲她 Kiss her! kiss her! kiss her! kiss her!
好吧 Ok!
-好吧 -好 - Ok. all right. - Ok.
-我们亲了 -好 - Here we go. - Mmm-hmm. ok.
安迪 要真的亲 Andy! Give her a real kiss!
真的吻 A real one!
-好 -你可以的 - Yeah. - You can do it!
我们还是来吧 可以快点 Why don't we just do it? Let's just do it really fast.
好 Ok.
真为你们两个高兴 I'm so happy for you two!
太高兴了 太高兴了 So happy! so happy!
我们去拿香槟吧 Let's get the champagne!
到了 So here we are.
这是你们的房间 This is your bedroom.
这真漂亮 还有那景色 Wow. wow, this is, um... beautiful. and the view.
床在这儿 And here's the bed.
这床太精致了 太精致了 Wow! exquisite bed. exquisite.
那安德鲁的房间在哪 So... where is Andrew's room?
亲爱的 我们不会笨到以为 Oh, sweetie, we're not under any illusions
你们两个不睡在一张床上 That you two don't sleep in the same bed.
他当然和你一起睡这儿 He'll sleep in here with you.
太好了 我们喜欢抱着睡 Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle.
-是吧 亲爱的 -我们非常喜欢抱着睡 - Don't we, honey. - We're huge snugglers.
天 这是什么 Oh, my god. what is it?
-乖 凯文 -你真可爱 - Calm down, Kevin. - Whoa! you are cute.
这是谁 Who is this?
-这是凯文 对不起 马格瑞特 -太可爱了 - That's Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret. - So cute.
我们刚把它从水池里救起来 We just rescued him from the pound,
它还在接受训练 对不起 And he's still in training. sorry.
别让它出去 Just be sure you don't let him outside,
否则老鹰会抓了它 Or the eagles will snatch him.
别听她的 No, don't you listen to her.
她在开玩笑 She's just pulling your leg, isn't she?
对了 毛巾之类的东西 By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things
都在这儿 In here if you need them.
如果今晚上冷的话 And if you get chilly tonight...
用这个毯子 ...use this.
它有神奇的力量 It has special powers.
什么神奇的力量 Oh, what kind of special powers?
我叫它送子神毯 I call it the baby maker.
是吗 那我们可能... Ok, well. then I guess we...
会十分小心用它的 ...gonna be super careful with that one.
-是的 我会...-不要扔到床上 - Yeah, I'm just gonna... - Don't throw it on the bed.
我们该休息了 已经晚了 We'd better turn in. it's been quite an evening.
晚安 各位 So good night, everybody.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 奶奶 - Good night. - Good night, gammy.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 奶奶 - Good night. - Good night, gammy.
非常感谢 做个好梦 Thank you so much. sweet dreams.
-再见 -再见 - Bye-bye, now. - Bye.
你已经很久没有回家了 So, uh... you haven't been home in a while.
过去三年没有多少假期 I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years.
不要抱怨了 Stop complaining.
不要看好吗 Um... don't look, ok?
好的 Ok.
你闭上眼睛了吗 Are your eyes closed?
闭好了 Completely.
-真的? -是的 闭好了 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
你带这种睡衣来阿拉斯加 Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to Alaska.
是的 因为本来我应该独自呆在宾馆里的 Yes, because I was supposed to be in a hotel alone.
-对不对? -我们睡觉好吗 - Remember? - Can we just go to sleep?
-好 -很棒 - Fine. - Great.
看来 Well.
阳光这样照射进来 Looks like I won't be getting much sleep
我都睡不好了 With the sun streaming in.
谢谢 Thank you.
安德鲁 电话 Andrew. phone.
安德鲁 Andrew!
该死 安德鲁 电话在哪 Crap. Andrew,Andrew phone.
安德鲁 Andrew!
怎么了 Yeah... right.
-安德鲁 在哪? -提包里 外面的包里 - Andrew, where is it? - Purse, side pocket.
喂 喂 你好 Hello. hello? hello.
弗兰克 弗兰克 亲爱的 Frank! Frank, darling.
亲爱的 弗兰克 Darling, Frank.
听的见吗 喂 喂 该死 Are you there? hello? hello? oh, crap.
我这边信号很差 弗兰克 给我1min I have horrible service, Frank. give me just one minute.
天哪 马格瑞特 Oh, my god! Margaret!
1...1min等一下 One... one minute. frank, hold on just a second.
弗兰克 别挂 等一下 等一下 Frank, hold on. no, no, no, no.
弗兰克 弗兰克 我很抱歉 Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel
逼着你去欧普拉脱口秀 但是 I pressured you into doing OprAh, but...
我当然想让你开心 是的 是的 Of course I want you to be happy. yes, yes.
弗兰克 亲爱的 一会就好了 Frank. Frank. Frank, darling. Frank? it's going to be fine.
我给他们打电话取消 I can just call them and I can cancel.
你说的很对 弗兰克 You are... you are so right, Frank.
是的 弗兰克 当然我在听你说 Yes, Frank, of course I'm listening to you.
是的 是的 Yeah... yes.
我很愿意听到你的声音 弗兰克 I love listening to you, Frank.
坐下 坐下 Shh! sit. sit.
不 不是你 弗兰克 No, not you, frank.
不是 不是 No, no.
弗兰克 要是我能着手去做的话... Frank, if I may get down to it, ok...
我觉得不遵守合约是大错特错 I think it would be a mistake to back out.
因为弗兰克 这么多年来 Because, Frank, for so many years...
你一直用你那美妙的语言启示我 我觉得... ...you have inspired me with your beautiful words, and I feel that...
不要叫了 我在打电话 Shh! dog, I'm on the phone.
我觉得是时候让世界来享受你优美的言语 I think it's time that the world get to enjoy your words as well.
他们那么富有 They are just so rich
激情 With... passion...
我认为我们都应考虑下利害关系 And I think that we should all be privy to.
弗兰克 我要 Frank, I just, uh...
我就是要你开心 弗兰克 I just, uh, want you to be happy, Frank.
把狗放下 Give me that dog!
弗兰克 等一下 等一下好吗 Frank, hold on a second. can you hold a second?
还给我的狗 Give me that dog!
快点 快点啊 Come on! come on, come on, come on.
快点还给我 Come on! come on! oh, oh...
好了 好了 抓住了 Oh, oh! oh, oh. ok! ok, gotcha.
弗兰克 弗兰克 Frank, Frank.
弗兰克? 对不起 真抱歉 Frank? so sorry, so sorry.
抱歉我把电话给掉地上了 听着 弗兰克 So sorry. I dropped the phone. now, listen, Frank.
我完全都是为了你 I don't want to sell you on anything,
因为这本书是你写的 But this is your legacy, this book.
是否将将它展现给这个世界 And I think it's up to you to
完全取决于你 Present your legacy to the world.
明天决定了给我打电话 And call me tomorrow with your decision.
我的电话一直开着 好了 再见 And my phone is on all the time! ok, bye-bye.
不要 等着 No! wait!
不要 不要 不要啊 No! no! n-n-n... no. no
来抓狗 看这小狗多可爱 Take the doggy. look at the doggy.
我要电话 把狗带走 I need that phone. take the dog.
把狗带走 我要电话 Take the dog. I need that phone!
来 把狗带走 把狗带走 快点 Here. take the dog. take the dog. take it. take it.
瞧瞧 Look at this.
-真可爱啊 -我知道 - Is that cute or what? - I know.
早上好 你们见过... Morning, guys. have you seen... daAh.
她在逗凯文玩 我们还以为她不喜欢狗 She's playing with Kevin. we thought she didn't like him.
你去叫她进来 安迪 Will you go get her, Andy?
我们把她的一整天都安排好了 We have a whole day planned for her,
让她准备一下 And she needs to get ready.
告诉她 我们给她一个特大惊喜 Yeah. tell her we have a big surprise for her.
还给我电话好吗 求你了 给我电话 Look! give me my phone. come on. please, just give me my phone.
-过来 这里 -你在干什么 - Come on. right here. - What the hell are you doing?
天啊 你奶奶的说的太对了 Oh, my god. your grandmother was completely right.
鹰来了想把狗带走 The eagle came and tried to take the dog.
但是我救了它 老鹰又回来了把电话带走了 But then I saved him. then it came back, and it took my phone.
-你喝醉了吗 -什么 没有 我说实话 - Are you drunk? - What? no! I'm serious.
它拿走了我的电话 弗兰克正在给我打电话 He's got my phone, and Frank's calling me on that phone.
别紧张了 好吗 Relax, all right?
我们再买一个新电话 同样的号码好吗 We'll order another phone, same number.
我们明天去城里买一个 We'll go into town tomorrow and get it.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
好了 好的 那你走吧 Oh, ok. all right. well, you go then.
-你去准备一下 -为什么 - You have to get ready. - For what?
你要和妈妈还有其他女孩子出去 You're going out with mom and the girls.
-我不想出去 -购物 观光 还有惊喜 - I don't want to go out. - Shopping, sightseeing. and a surprise.
-我讨厌购物 -你会喜欢的 - I hate shopping. - You'll love it.
-我讨厌观光 -你必须去 - I hate sightseeing. - You're going.
-不 我不想去 -你得去 - No, I don't want to go. - You're going.
-我不去 不想去 -但你要去 - I'm not going. I'm not going. - Yes, you are.
现在拥抱我一下 我不想让她们 Now give me a nice big hug. we don't want them
-以为我们在争吵 -我不想碰你 - To think we're fighting. - I don't want to touch you.
-快点 拥抱时间到了 -不 我不想... - Come on. hug time. - No, I don't want to...
-拥抱时间 -我不想... - Hug time. - I don't want to...
好了 There we go.
看他们真好 Yeah, that's nice.
这样真好 Yeah. that's nice.
这样不好吗 There we go. isn't that nice?
-好 - Yeah.
再敢摸我屁股 If you touch my ass one more time,
我就在你睡觉的时候把你的蛋蛋砍下来 I will cut your balls off in your sleep. ok?
-好的 -好了 - Yeah. - There you go.
现在 我们说清楚了吗 All righty now. so, uh... we clear on that?
-清楚了 -这样的未婚夫真好 - Yeah. - Yeah. such a good fianc?
-哎呀 -你想见我 - Jeez. - You want to see me?
你妈妈找到这些环保球 Your mom found these eco-balls.
它们可以在水中溶化 They dissolve in water.
我不知道她是在哪弄到这些的 I don't know how she comes up with this stuff.
但是 她很不高兴 Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved.
很显然 因为昨晚我成了最没礼貌的主人 Apparently, I wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night.
你说你准备结婚 It was a little bit of a shock
这真让我有点吃惊 To find out that you're getting married...
尤其是我们中没人知道你在约会 ...especially when none of us even knew you were dating.
关键是 我该向你道歉 The point is... I owe you an apology.
接受道歉 Accepted.
还有点别的事 There's something else.
我最近开始翻看我的退休计划 I've been going over my retirement plans recently,
所以我就想 And it got me thinking.
在自己的一生中成就了不少事业 I've done a lot of things in my life.
可以说和你妈妈白手起家建立这个大企业 Practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up.
当然如果没有人接管 It doesn't mean anything unless...
那对我们来说就什么也不是了 Unless you have someone to leave it to.
-我们已经讨论过 -我愿意再讨论一下 - We already discussed this. - I'd like to discuss it again.
你在这里有责任 You have responsibilities here.
我觉得我已经十分理解 I think I've been more than understanding
你其实是在纽约混日子 About your goofing off in New York.
我希望你不要再混日子了 I need you to quit playing around...
我们又要吵 Here we go again.
你什么时候对我的工作认真点 When are you going to start taking what I do seriously?
从你认真行动开始 When you start acting seriously.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我真替你遗憾 爸爸 I feel sorry for you, dad.
我真希望你再有一个儿子 I wish you had another son. I really do.
他愿意留在这里 One who wanted to stay here.
接管家族企业 One who wanted to take over the family business.
和你认为合适的人结婚 One who wanted to marry someone that you approve of,
但那不是我 在纽约的生活对你来说 But it's not me. now, it must seem strange to you,
坐在办公室里看书 很奇怪 My life in New York... sitting in an office, reading books.
但是我很开心 懂了吗 But it makes me happy. you understand?
如果那让你开心 儿子 我也没什么好说的了 If that's what makes you happy, son, I got nothing to say.
看来这只是开始 Well, that's a first.
知道吗 道歉不接受 自己玩吧 You know what? apology not accepted. have fun out here.
你不可能把她自己放家里 There is no way you could leave her at home.
她绝对应该在这里 She had to be here. absolutely.
她一直都来这里 She's been coming here forever.
希望你已经为你的惊喜做好准备了 I hope you are ready for your big surprise...
这可是斯塔卡难得的宝贝 ...because this is one of Sitka's greatest treasures.
-是吗 -是的 当然了 - Right? - Oh, yes. oh, Yeah.
好了 这就是我跟你说的 Ok, this is the big surprise
特大惊喜 准备好了吗 I was telling you about. you ready?
马格瑞特 你一定会喜欢的 Oh, Margaret, you're gonna love it!
偌摩尼是这个岛上唯一的脱衣舞男 ramone's the only exotic dancer on the island.
看他表演我们很幸运 But we're lucky to have him.
跳得真好 若摩尼 Work it, Ramone!
-哇 -过来 若摩尼 过来 - Wow. - Over here, Ramone! over here.
过来 亲爱的 Over here, honey.
给她来点绝活 Show her what she's gonna be missing.
过来 性感的小公主 Come, my sexy princess.
-来吧 -不 不必了 - Yeah! - Oh, no. not necessary.
动作很优美 但是我需要... It's a really nice gesture, but I really need to just...
去吧 马格瑞特 上台去 Go on, Margaret. get up there!
一起跳舞 You come dance.
好吧 鼓足勇气 好了 Ok, pluck my eyes out. ok.
好了 上来 All right. here we go.
加油马格瑞特 加油马格瑞特 Go, Margaret! go, Margaret!
大家好 Hey. Hey... oh.
脱给她看 若摩尼 Give it to her, Ramone!
快点 若摩尼 表演给她看 Go on, Ramone! give it to her!
这个动作我可没见过 Ooh, that's a move I haven't seen.
你看她的表情 Look at her face!
知道吗 为你准备的 为你准备 Guess who. for you. for you. for you.
-太棒了 -好好享受 - Yeah! - Enjoy!
我不想碰它 不要 好吧 真好 I don't want to touch it. no. ok, ok. very sweet.
不要 不要 不要 No, no, no, no, no.
打他 Smack him!
-打他 -打他的屁股 - I'm sorry? - Smack his ass.
打他 好的 Smack it. ok.
-打他 马格瑞特 -给他一下 - Smack him, Margaret! - Give it to him!
太好了 Yeah! woo!
我能下去了吗
自由 你自由了 Free. be free.
你在这里 你还好吗 Hey! there you are. how are you holding up?
没事 很好 只是想晒晒 Oh, fine. fine. just working on my tan.
帕克森家族的人有时候让人很尴尬 Yeah, the Paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times.
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
和纽约有一点不同对吗 It's a little different than new york, huh?
一点 就一点 你去过纽约吗 Little bit. little bit. you ever been?
没有 那一直是安德鲁的梦想 不是我的 No. that was always Andrew's dream, not mine.
你们以前很认真是不是? You guys were pretty serious, huh?
我们从高中开始一直到大学都在谈恋爱 Well, I mean, we dated in high school and all through college,
但是我们都很小 But we were kids.
那你们分手是因为... And you guys called it off because of...
在我们毕业那天 他向我求婚 The night before we graduated school, he proposed...
说他想和我一起私奔 ...and said he wanted to elope
一起去纽约 And run away to New York with me.
之后 And...
你拒绝了 You said "no."
之后我拒绝了 是的 And I said "no," Yeah.
我从没有去过别的地方 这就是我的家 I've never been anywhere but here. this is home.
但是无论如何 你很幸运 But anyway... you're a lucky girl.
他真的是最棒的 当然你已经知道了 He really is the best, which you obviously already know.
是的 是的 很棒 Oh, yep. yep, very much so, Yeah.
为你们干杯 Well, cheers to you guys.
谢谢 Oh... thank you.
看起来 若摩尼要穿衣服了 Looks like Ramone's wrappin' it up.
上啊 安妮 Go, Annie!
我从没有见过他如此... I've never seen him so...
-他真的下来 出去 我是说 - No, he really got down. ...out there. I mean...
他真棒 He was wonderful.
哦 不要 Oh, no.
安德鲁 Andrew!
安德鲁 亲爱的 怎么了 Andrew, honey, is everything ok?
他在做什么? What... what's he doing?
事情有点不对劲 还是不要管他了 Something's up. it's best to leave him alone.
快点 亲爱的 Come on, honey.
今天的拳击比赛... ... hunt's version of that here tonight.
你在干嘛 我正在看呢 Hey, hey, hey. what are you doing? I'm watching that.
安德鲁又在外面 Why is Andrew out there
傻刨那个独木舟干啥呢? Hollowing out that old stupid canoe again?
也许他是想逃跑呢 怎么了 Well, maybe he's planning to escape. what?
我有点累了 I am so tired.
先去楼上洗个澡 Think I'm gonna go upstairs, take a shower,
洗掉那些油 Wash off ramone's coconut body oil.
好的 Sure.
我今天很开心 谢谢你 I had a great day today. thank you.
你干什么了呢 What did you do?
我什么都没干 I didn't do anything, I mean...
我只想跟他好好谈谈他的未来 I just had a frank conversation with him about his future.
好主意 Oh... well, Yeah. that's a good idea.
这真是个好主意 That's a good idea, joe,
因为他再也不会回来了 Because he will never come back home now.
他是我儿子 我却只能3a看他一回 He is my son. I only get to see him every three years
都是因为你 因为你 Because of you. because of you.
我受够了 I've had enough.
- 你要支持他 - 嘘 嘘 - You are gonna be supportive... - Shh!
跟马格瑞特结婚 就是这样 ...of him marrying Margaret, and that is that.
嘘 嘘 Shh! shh! shh!
如果我们再不上点心 You know, if we're not careful,
我们俩就将在这所房子里 We are gonna end up in this great big house...
只有你和我 ...just you and me alone...
还有一屋子的让人讨厌的东西 孤老终身 ...you and me and everything that we're angry about,
而上帝也惩罚我们 让我们 And god forbid that they should have a grandchild
有孙儿却不能去看 That we never get to see.
不能再这样下去了 你惹得麻烦你去解决 You are going to fix this, joe. I mean it. fix it now.
毛巾在哪? Where's a towel?
毛巾 Towel...
毛巾 毛巾 毛巾 Towel, towel, towel... towel, towel.
这就是毛巾? This is all they have for a towel?
真搞笑 这怎么擦得干 It's ridiculous. I can't get dry.
有人吗 Hello.
有人吗 Hello?
别 别 别 No, no, no, no, no.
我只是 对不起 J-j-just... I'm sorry.
只是想拿个毛巾 L-l-let me just, let me just get a towel.
拿下毛巾就行了 Let me just get a towel.
只是... 看 Just... look.
你只要 You need to just... I'm sorry.
对于拿你喂鹰的事 我很抱歉 Ok, I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle.
对不起 I'm sorry.
走开 走开 Go away. go away.
走开 让我拿毛巾 Go, go. just let me get a towel.
走开 等下 Go, go, go... hold on.
喜欢这样是吧 How you like that? huh?
很好 Take it, take it. that's right.
就是这样 你喜欢 是吧 That's what I'm talking about. you like that?
啊 你真的喜欢 Oh. you like it.
到这来 到妈妈这 Come here. come to mama.
好 到垫子上 That's right. get on the carpet.
真是好孩子 That's a good boy.
对 就这样 Yes! that's good, boy! come on.
来吧 Come on!
- 哦 - 到底怎么回事? - Oh, oh! - What the?
- 哦 - 哦 天哪 - Oh! - Oh, my god!
- 你怎么没穿衣服 - 哦 天哪 你怎么 - Why are you naked? my god! - Oh, god. why are you wet?
- 别看我 - 我真搞不明白 - Don't look at me. - I don't understand.
- 你怎么全身都是湿的 怎么没穿衣服 - Why are you wet? - Why are you naked?
别看我 Don't look at me.
哦 天哪 你一丝不挂 Oh, god! you're showing everything.
上帝啊 遮一下吧 Cover it up, for the love of god!
不要生儿毯 Oh, god, not the baby maker.
解释一下 Explain yourself please.
- 我解释一下? - 对 你解释一下 - Explain myself? - Yes, explain yourself.
- 我刚才在外面 - 真的吗 - I was outside. - Oh, really?
- 那刚才怎么没回应 - 我在听歌 - You didn't hear me? - I was listening to...
你在家里搞什么 What are you even doing home?
你突然跳了出来 是怎么回事 Then you just, jump me out of nowhere? what's that?
我不是故意的 I di... I didn't mean to jump you.
你的狗想咬我 我就撞到你了 Your dog was attacking me, and I had to run, and I ran into you.
你跟狗是怎么回事 What is it with you and this dog?
我只是... Just, you know, just... go.
- 走开 - 很好 - Go... - Fine.
- 去洗个澡 你身上味儿好大啊 - Go take a shower. you stink. - Fine.
- 纹身很不错 我看见了 - 什么? - Nice tattoo, by the way. - What?
看见狗了吧 See? see? exactly. you see that?
它真是太淘气了 到处乱跑 Oh... barely made it out with my life there.
看见狗的牙齿了吗 See the size of the teeth on that thing?
我没有 I didn't...
你刚才什么都没穿 So... so naked.
我们能不能不说这个 Can we, uh, not talk about that, please?
只是说说 Just sayin'.
你跟你爸爸的协议是什么 So, uh, what's the deal with you and your father?
问题不是协议 Ooh, I'm sorry. that question is not in the binder.
是吗 你不是说 Oh, really? well, I thought you were the one that said
我们需要弄清楚... We needed to learn all this...
不是那个 我没有 Not about that, I didn't.
- 但是如果有人问我们 - 跟那个无关 马格瑞特 - But if the guy asks us... - Not about that, Margaret.
晚安 Good night.
- 我喜欢那种心灵相互感应的感觉 - 什么 - I like the psychic network. - What?
不是那样 " 哈哈 没那么有趣 她喜欢那种垃圾" Not in the "ha-ha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash"
那种我非常喜欢的 Kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it.
我六年级的时候学过迪斯科 I took disco lessons in the sixth grade.
我听的第一场音乐会是 rob base & d.j. e-z rock My first concert was rob base & d.j. e-z rock.
布莱恩·丹尼真是很性感 I think brian dennehy is sexy.
我不喜欢温室里的花 Don't like flowers in the house,
因为他们总让我想到葬礼 'cause they remind me of funerals.
我从不玩电子游戏 Never played a video game.
每年圣诞我都会读"呼啸山庄" I read wuthering heights every christmas.
这是我最喜欢的书 It's my favorite book.
18个月没跟男人睡过觉了 Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half.
我跑进浴室里哭泣 And, uh... I went to the bathroom and cried
在鲍勃叫我恶毒的婊子之后 After Bob called me a poisonous bitch.
关于那个鸟的纹身 And the, uh, bird tattoo?
是燕子 They're swallows.
是我16岁 父母死的时候刺的 Got them when I was 16... after my parents died.
那时候很傻很天真 Stupid.
经历了那么多事情 I'm sure there's many many other things,
到现在能想起来的也就这么多了 But that's all I can come up with right now.
还在听吗 You, uh, there?
在呢 I'm here.
在想你说的话 Just processing.
你真的18个月没跟男人睡过 You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 months?
听了这么多 你只得到这些? Oh, my god. out of all that, that's all you got?
时间真长 That's a long time.
嗯 我有点忙 Yeah, well, I've been a little busy.
谁是 Who's, uh...
- Rob base and d. j... - E-z rock? - Rob base and d. j... - E-z rock?
- 他们非常棒 - No. they were good. - Mm-mm.
- 什么? - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
我知道他们 只是想听你唱出来 I know who they are. I just wanted to hear you sing it.
- 马格瑞特 - 什么? - Margaret? - Yes?
别想歪了 Don't take this the wrong way.
好 Ok.
你是个很漂亮的女人 You are a very... very beautiful woman.
天哪 我唱不了那么高的音 God, I can't sing that high.
我这是在哪? Huh? where am i?
几点了(阿拉斯加纬度高夏季白天很长 她生物钟有些不适应) What time is it?
几点了
小两口 起来吃早餐啦 Room service. breakfast for the happy couple.
安德鲁 安德鲁 Andrew! Andrew!
你妈妈在门口 快起来 Your mother's at the door. get up!
- 起来 到床上来 - Get up here! your mother's... - Oh, god.
等一下 Just a second!
- 不是育儿毯 - 好 - Not the baby blanket. - Ok, all right.
不是育儿毯 起来 Not the baby blanket. get it off, get it off, get it off.
等一下 - Ok, all right. - Wait a second. hold on.
- 怎么了 - 你怎么化了妆 - What? what? - Are you wearing makeup?
什么 没有啊 What? no. of course not.
- 搞什么啊 - 好吧 搂着我 - Ok, what do we do? all right. - Just spoon me, spoon me...
- 啊 这是什么 - 不好意思 现在是早上 - Oh, my god! what is that? - I'm sorry. it's morning.
什么"早上"啊!(早上有一种起来很早的鸟...囧) What do you mean, "it's morning"?
还好吧 Are you ok?
很好 马上就好 等一下 Yep! coming. one second. yep. come on in. everything's fine.
真恶心 Disgusting.
你压着我头发了 Ow, you're on my hair. ok, just...
哇 真香啊 - Oh, wow. - Ooh, smells good.
是肉桂 面包 Cinnamon rolls.
你们这样真别扭 Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble.
你们现在是一家了 Oh, you're family now. it's no trouble.
我能进来吗 Hey, you have room for one more?
哇 怎么搞的像家庭会议 Wow. could we not do the brady family meeting right now?
我们刚起来 We just got up...
如果不介意的话 - Yeah. ...if you don't mind.
我跟你妈妈有个提议 Your mother and I have come up with a proposition
我觉得这是个非常好的主意 And I happen to think it's a terrific idea...
我们想让你们明天结婚 We want you to get married here tomorrow.
对 明天 Tomorrow.
- 什么 什么? - What? what? what? - Mmm-mmm. no.
反正你们也要结婚 Well, you're gonna get married anyway,
为什么不在这儿结呢 So why don't you get married here...
这样大家都能聚在一起 ...where we can be all together,
我和你奶奶也能参加你们的婚礼 And that way grandma annie can be a part of it.
- 哦 我们 - 不 - Oh. oh, we're... - No.
不 明晚是奶奶的大寿 No. no, it's gammy's big birthday tomorrow night.
意义重大 Big day for her.
我们可不想弄砸了 We don't want to ruin it. that's you know...
我已经过了89岁的生日了 不想再过了 I've had 89 birthday parties, I don't need another one.
哦 奶奶你也在 Oh, gammy.
我就盼着这样啊 It would be a dream come true for me
可以看看孙子的婚礼 To see my one grandchild's wedding.
现在就要实现了 - A dream come true! - Mmmm.
能答应吗 - So you'll do it? - Mmm-mmm.
在我咽气之前 Before I'm dead?
- 好 -好 - Ok. ok. - Ok.
我们会准备好一切的 Ok, we will do everything.
你们可以像我们那样 在仓房结婚 And you can get married like we did, in the barn.
这是个家庭传统 It's a paxton family tradition.
- 哦 -好的 - Oh, wow! - Yup.
嗯 我一直都想在仓房里结婚 Wow! uh! I've always wanted to get married in a... in a barn.
这真是个征兆 - I have. - It's a sign.
一个来自上天的安排 你们注定在一起 A sign from the universe that you're meant to be together.
我们必须要感谢 Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you.
来来 跟我一起 Come, come. we must give thanks.
我还是不要打搅的好 Ok, I know I should leave you alone now.
我们真是很兴奋 我知道你也很兴奋 But we're just so excited! I know you're excited, too.
- 是有点疯狂 - 真的很激动 - It's the craziest. - Really excited.
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
如果妈妈发现这一切都是假的 When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham
她不得 不得疯了 She's gonna... she's gonna be crushed,
奶奶也会气死的 And my grandmother's gonna die.
- 不会让你妈发现的 - 我 我爸爸... - Your mom's not going to find out. - I... my father.
是怎么了 举行什么婚礼啊 What the hell's with that? the whole wedding thing?
他是怎么想的啊 Where did that come from?
是你妈妈逼着他想出来的 She probably got him worked up into it.
没事 她发现不了的 It's fine. she's not gonna find out.
- 他们发现不了的 - 哦 天哪 马格瑞特 - They're not going to find out. - Oh, god. Margaret!
安德鲁 放松 他们发现不了的 Andrew, they're not gonna find out, ok? just relax.
没事的 It's gonna be ok.
我们又不是真结婚 It's not like we're gonna be married forever.
我们很快又会离婚 We'll be happily divorced before you know it.
没事的 没事的 It will be fine. it will be fine.
你没事吧 You ok?
没事 Yeah.
- 去倒两杯咖啡 - 好 - Get us some coffee. - Yeah.
肉桂咖啡怎么样 So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte?
好 A-ha.
没事的 You're right, you know...
很快就会离婚 没事的 Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine.
- 当然 - 没事的 - Absolutely. - It's gonna be fine.
一切都会很好 Everything is going to be great.
老婆应该学会做饭 But this little missus better learn how to cook...
然后才能照顾好自己的丈夫 ...so she can take care of her husband.
让他开心 Keep my man happy.
我不想他离开我去找别的女人 I don't want him leaving me for another woman.
得了吧 Come on...
还没离开你呢 马格瑞特 ...haven't left you yet, Margaret.
松手吧 I got it. let go.
- 还好吧 - 嗯 - You all right? - Yeah, um...
我要出去一下 You know what? I'm gonna go.
去哪? Where?
想出去走走 I just kinda feel like going outside.
好的 那边是浴室 All right. that's the bathroom.
额 我有点... Oh, Yeah. I know. I'm just, uh...
我先去浴室 然后再出去 I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna go out, outside.
好 All right.
集中精神 集中精神 马格瑞特 Ok, you just have to focus, Margaret. just focus.
这只是个交易 This is a business deal. this is just a business deal.
一切都会好的 Everything's gonna be just fine.
是有点难 但我可以做到的 Ok, this is a little rough. I can do this.
哦 天哪 我讨厌这丛林小路 Oh, my god. god, I hate nature!
真讨厌 I hate it.
怎么停不了了 Not stopping. not stopping. oh! oh...
怎么不停呢 Why are you not stopping?
停 停 Stop, stop, stop it, stop!
我只想呼吸写新鲜空气 I just wanted... some air.
这么搞成这样 What is that?
这是怎么了 What now? what is that? what is that?
这么搞成这样 What is that?
到我这来吧 纽约来的马格瑞特 Come to me, Margaret of new york.
是我 安妮奶奶 It is I, grandma annie.
很好奇是吧 I see you are a curious one.
过来 看看我怎么感谢大地母亲 Come. see how I give thanks to mother earth.
我不是好奇 You know, actually, I'm not that curious.
我只是四处看看 - I'll just... - Look around you.
大地母亲给了我们一切 Mother earth has provided all this...
也是她让你和安德鲁相遇结合 ...just as she brought you and Andrew together to be joined.
我们一定要感谢她 - Oh. - We must give thanks
让你早日生子 And ask that your loins be abundantly fertile.
来 跟我一起跳舞庆祝 Come. dance with me in celebration.
我就在这表达谢意吧 You know, can I, can I just thank her from here?
来吧 我坚持这样 I insist!
好吧 好吧 Ok, ok, ok.
我这就下去跟你一起跳 I will come down and dance with you.
跟我跳 Follow and learn.
来吧 马格瑞特 跟着鼓点的节奏 现在你... Come on, Margaret! feel the rhythm of the drums. now you.
- 什么 - 唱诵 - Me what? - Chant.
唱诵什么 Chant what?
什么都行 Whatever comes to you. it is the way.
- 但我不会唱诵啊 - 可以唱诵树木 - But I don't know any chants. - To the trees. use your vowels.
- 对 唱诵 - 对 唱诵 - Yes. chant. - Yes. chant, chant.
- 对着树木 - 对 对 - Eee. to the trees. - Yes! yes!
- 对宇宙 - 对宇宙 啊 宇宙 - To the universe! - The universe. Ah. universe.
对着窗户 To the crazy. to the window, the window.
对着墙 To the wall, to the wall.
为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆 To the sweat drip down my balls.
- 对 你们这帮婊子 - 大声点 - To all you bitches... - Louder!
对着窗户 To the window, to the window.
对着墙 To the walls, to the walls.
为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆 To the sweat drip down my balls.
姑娘们都给我躺下吧 Now all you bitches crawl.
琼浆 琼浆 靠 # all skeet, skeet, mother
琼浆 琼浆 去他的 # all skeet, skeet, goddamn
为了窗 为了窗 # to the window, to the window
为了墙 为了墙 # to the wall, to the wall
为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆 # to the sweat drip down my balls
姑娘们都给我躺下吧 # to all you bitches crawl
琼浆 琼浆 靠 # all skeet, skeet, mother
琼浆 琼浆 去他的 # all skeet, skeet goddamn
为了窗 为了窗 # to the window, to the window
为了墙 为了墙 # to the wall, to the wall
为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆 # to the sweat drip down my
你们这些娘们都来了 # all you bitches go
奶奶! 让我们去桥那边吧! Gammy! let's take it to the bridge! woo!
我要看你们躺下 你怕了 你怕了 # let me see you get low you scared, you scared
把你的屁股放低 你怕了 你怕了 # drop your ass to the flo' you scared, you scared
我要看你们躺下 你怕了 你怕了 # let me see you get low you scared, you scared
把屁股放到地板上 你怕了 - # drop your ass to the floor - You scared!
你怕了 你怕了 看见自己躺下 # you scared, you scared see you get low
你怕了 你怕了 你怕了 - # you scared, you scared - You scared.
放低你的胸 你怕了 # your butt to the flo' you scared, you scared
现在停下 一起扭动 # now stop, woo now wiggle it
现在停下 轻轻摇动 # now stop, woo jiggle it, just jiggle it
- 你们在做什么? - Whatcha doing? - # just wiggle it
厄 Oh, uh.
奶奶想要我... Uh... you know, your gammy wanted me to...
... 发自内心的呼唤 ...you know, chant. chant from the heart.
蛋蛋? 这就是你的内心? Balls? that's what came to your heart?
我是跟着节奏来的 You know, it went with the beat.
你的手机到了 Your phone arrived.
我要进城去把它拿回来 你去吗? I'm gonna go into town to pick it up. wanna come?
好 我去 我去 哦 等等 Oh, yes, I want to go. I want to go. oh, hold on.
我可以 恩 和他走吗? Is it, uh, ok if I go with him?
你无论做什么都是对的 Whatever you do is what shall be.
如果我走你不会不高兴吧? But you're ok if I go?
-没事 去吧 -再见 奶奶 - Fine. go on. - Bye, gammy.
-你真是个怪人 -闭嘴 - You're a freak! - Shut up.
别闹了 Would you, please?
嗷! Ow!
嘿 伙计 Hey, buddy.
嘿 安德鲁 Andrew, hey!
-我订的电话到了吗? -是的 到了 你好吗? - You got that phone I ordered? - Yes, it came in. how are you?
-很好 你呢? -不错 - Great. you? - Good.
哈罗 Hola.
嘿 你好 Hey, hi.
还记得这个吗? Remember this?
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
好极了 好极了 是的 Wonderful. wonderful. yes.
-你记得? -是的 是的 我记得 - Remember that? - Yes. yes. I know.
看来偌摩尼对你印象很深刻 Think you made quite an impression on ramone.
我猜是是因为我被吓哭了 Mmm-hmm, I think the part where I burst into tears
他才记得我 Just really brought us together.
-哦 知道吗? -什么? - Yeah. oh, guess what. - What?
安德鲁趣事第11条 Fun fact about Andrew number 11
-我爱品客薯片 -恩 好 - I like pringles. - Mm-hmm. ok.
它们很好吃 关于零食 They're delicious. all hostess products.
我喜欢可口可乐 不喝百事 还喜欢牛肉干 Coke, never pepsi, and beef jerky.
你怎么跟13岁小孩一样? What, are you, like, 13?
-呒 -给你 - Mmm. - Here we go.
充满电了 安德鲁 It's all charged up, Andrew.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, buddy.
我把尊夫人的电话也输进去了 And I put your lady's number in, too.
-谢了... -宝贝儿 - Thank you very mu... - Milady.
谢谢 非常感谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you very much. thank you.
谢谢 Just... thank you.
天哪 我有37条留言 Oh, my god. I have 37 messages.
糟糕 我需要用电脑 Shit. I need a computer.
这个鬼地方有电脑吗? Is there, is there a computer in this godforsaken town?
时间快到的时候 它会提醒你 Ok. so when it runs out, it gives you a warning.
只要投币就行了 Just put in more dimes.
-这给你 -什么? - Here you go. - What?
-别逗了 投币? -孩子们 跟上 - You're kidding. dimes? - Come on, kels.
-你不是认真的吧? -我在外面等你 - You're not kidding? - I'll be outside.
-你要我帮忙就喊一声 -我该怎么办... - Yell if you need me. - But what am I supposed...
你能行的 You'll be fine.
我能摸索出来的 我是个聪明的女人 Ok, I can figure this out. I'm an intelligent woman.
投币 投币 投币 行了 Block 'em out, block 'em out, block 'em out. there you go.
好 Ok.
现在 Now.
这是什么? 这是什么? What is that? what is it?
请问? 请... Um, uh, excuse me? excuse...
好 Ok.
能遇到格图德真好啊 是吗? So, it was nice to see gertrude, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
她今天真漂亮 She looked really pretty today.
-是的 -恩 - Yeah, she did. - Mmm-hmm.
能见到对方 叙叙旧 一定很开心 Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up.
见到她当然很高兴 那是... It's definitely good to see her. it's...
当然 是啊 好久没见了 ...definitely, Yeah. it's been a long time.
他们在那儿 他们在那 马格瑞特! Oh, there they are. there they are. Margaret!
我们需要马格瑞特 We need Margaret.
我们恐怕要借用你一下 亲爱的 Afraid we're going to have to steal you away, young lady.
哦 不不 我正要... Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna keep...
别担心 No, not to worry.
没有脱衣舞男 不去森林里唱圣歌 我保证 No strippers, no chanting in the woods. promise.
-哦 好吧... -来吧 - Oh, well... - Yeah. come on.
没说你 这是女人的事 你不会喜欢的 But not you. it's girl stuff. you'd hate it.
-可是... -来吧 - But... - Come on.
好吧 恩... Um, ok. will I, uh...
...我穿着这鞋子没问题吧? ...are these shoes ok for what we're gonna do?
我真不敢相信这是事实 I can't believe this is happening.
我妈妈亲手做了这条裙子 My mother made this dress by hand.
就在这家店里 1929年 In this very shop. in 1929.
重现往日真的很有意思 It's funny how things come back in style.
我正在扣扣子 Just... just finishing up the buttons.
不合身没关系 Yeah, and don't worry about the fit
安妮是阿拉斯加东南最好的裁缝 Because annie is the best tailor in southeast alaska.
哦... 嘘 Oh... pssh.
哇 帮极了 Wow, incredible.
或许有些地方有些大 但是其他... Maybe a tad loose in certain areas, but otherwise...
哦 抱歉 我本来就有点丰满 Oh, sorry. I'm a bit chesty to begin with
何况我穿它的时候碰巧正怀孕了 And I happened to be knocked up when I wore this.
哦 Oh.
让我看看你的胸在哪里 Oh, let's see if we can find your boobs.
-它们肯定在里面某个地方 -是的 找到了 - They're in there somewhere. - Yes. yes, they are.
这有点像是找复活节彩蛋 This is like an easter egg hunt.
可能它们遇到阿拉斯加冷空气收缩了 Maybe they shrunk up in the cold alaskan air.
-哦! 找到了 -对 没错 - Oh! there they are. - That... yes. that would be...
-这里 我来看看 -我在想 如果你不介意 - There, let's see. - I was thinking, if you'd like,
我们今年圣诞可以去找你们 Maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year.
哦 这...太好了 Oh, that would, uh... that would be nice.
太好了 或者我们也可以来找你们 That'd be nice. or maybe we could come to you, too.
-那真是太好了 -恩 - Well, that would be lovely. - Mmm-hmm.
我真是太高兴 I would like that very much.
格瑞斯 看在上帝的份上 我们还有活要干呢 Oh, grace, for god's sake. we've got work to do.
-我知道 对不起 -去喝杯茶吧 - I know. I'm sorry. - Go make yourself a cup of tea.
这里有我 去吧 I'll finish this. go.
现在 画龙点睛的时刻到了 Now, let's make this absolute perfection.
最后打扮一下就完美了 Now, just one special touch and you're ready.
它在我们家已经传了150多年了 It's been in the family for more than 150 years.
安妮 它真漂亮 可是我不... Annie, it's beautiful, but I don't really think...
-我还没说完呢 -对不起 - Shh. I'm not finished. - Oh, sorry.
我的曾祖父把它送给了我的曾祖母 My great-grandfather gave it to my great-grandmother
他们结婚 When they got married.
这在当时是个丑闻 They were quite a scandal, you know.
他是俄国人而她是阿拉斯加印第安人 He was russian and she was tlingit
在当时 结婚要得到部落里 and back then You had to get approval from every member of the tribe
每一个成员的同意 Before you got married.
他们几乎就要被拆散了 Almost broke them up.
他们后来怎么在一起的? Well... how did they stay together then?
她和你很像 铁娘子 She was a lot like you. tough.
不允许别人说“不” Wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
她很适合他 She was good for him.
我要把它送给你 I want you to have it.
-我不能 不能接受这个 -这话我可不爱听 - I can't. can't take this. - I don't want to hear it.
祖母们总喜欢把东西传给孙辈 Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren.
这让我们觉得我们还活在你们的生命里 It makes us feel like we'll still be part of your lives
就算将来不在了 Even after we're gone.
收下吧 Take it.
你没事吧 亲爱的? Are... are you all right, dear?
我... I, uh...
我... 我只是想... I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to...
确保有足够的时间来改这件衣服 Make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done.
你就别担心了 Don't you worry about that.
-你会惊艳全场的 -好 - You're gonna be beautiful. - Ok.
-现在让我们把大头针取下来 -好 - Now let's get you out of those pins. - Ok.
好 All right.
解开绳索 跳上来 This is untied. hop on in.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey. hey! hey, hey, hey, hey!
哇 Whoa! what...
告诉我究竟发生了什么? Mind telling me what the hell's wrong?
我只是想远离人群 I just needed to get away from everybody.
-怎么了? -没事 让我静一静 - What's wrong? - Nothing! just stop talking, please!
告诉我究竟发生了什么? Would you mind telling me what's happening now?
马格瑞特 Margaret.
- 马格瑞特! -我不记得了 - Margaret! - I forgot, ok?
你不记得什么了? You forgot what?
我不记得家庭是什么样的了! I forgot what it was like to have a family!
我从16岁开始就一个人生活了 I've been on my own since I was 16
我已经不记得有人爱 And I forgot what it felt like to have people love you
有人为我做早饭 还说 And make you breakfast
还说 嘿 我们想去你那过圣诞 and say, "hey! We'd love to come down for the holidays."
然后我回答 为什么不是我们来看你们呢? And I say, "well, why don't we come up and see you instead?"
还有人送项链! 而你在这里什么都有 And give you necklaces! and you have all that here,
你还有格图德 而我把这全搞砸了 And you have gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up!
你没搞砸 我同意你 You're not screwing it up! I agreed to this!
你也在场 还记得吗? You were there, remember?
你的家人爱你 你知道吗? Your family loves you. do you know that?
-我知道 是的 -你知道什么 - I know that! yes! - You know that?
你还想让他们经历这一切? And you're still willing to put them through this?
他们不会发现的! They're not gonna find out!
你怎么知道他们不会发现? How do you know they won't find out?
你自己说的 Because you said so yourself.
-我知道 可是万一你妈妈... -你自己说的 - I know, but what if your mother... - You said so yourself!
哦 老天 如果你妈妈发现... Oh, my god, if your mother found out...
哇! 哇! Whoa! whoa!
-天哪! 如果奶奶发现了 -船在动 - Oh, my god! what if gammy finds out? - The boat is moving!
如果奶奶发现真相 她会心脏病发作的 If gammy finds out, she's gonna have a heart attack!
住嘴! 没事的! Stop! it's gonna be fine!
-她会心脏病发作的! -你冷静一点! - She's gonna have a heart attack! - Will you calm down! hold on!
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa. whoa!
我觉得就算是劫持一艘快艇 Whoa! I don't think that hijacking a boat
也不能解决你的问题 Is a proper way to express your frustration!
现在...好极了 Now... oh, great.
你决定闭嘴了! 马格瑞特? Now you decide to shut up! Margaret?
-安德鲁! -马格瑞特? - Andrew! - Margaret?
-安德鲁! -马格瑞特! - Andrew! - Margaret!
我不会游泳 I can't swim!
马格瑞特! Margaret!
朝浮标游! To the buoy!
-什么? -朝浮标游! - What? - To the buoy!
好 Ok.
好 加油 把手给我 All right, come on! give me your hand!
嘿 把手给我 Hey! give me your hand!
马格瑞特! 给我... Margaret! give me...
快 把手给我 Come on, give me your hand!
加油 加油 我抓住你了 Come on, come on. I got you. I got you.
我抓住你了 I got you.
好了 Come on.
你究竟在想什么? What the hell were you thinking?
你差点把你自己搞死 Could've gotten yourself killed.
是你转弯的时候把我甩下去的 你这个混蛋 You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass.
是你松开了方向盘 You let go of the steering wheel, Ahab.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
好了 过来 你得暖和起来 快 All right, come here. you've got to get warm. come on.
过来 没事了 Come on. it's ok.
没事了 That's ok.
没事了 It's ok.
我想和你们两个谈谈 I want to talk to both of you.
别让你妈妈知道 Your mother is never to hear about any of this.
告诉过你们了 我会查你们的 Told you I'd check up on you.
你做了什么? What did you do?
我接到了这位戈博森先生的电话 I got a phone call from Mr. Gilbertson here,
他告诉我你们在撒谎 Who told me that if you were lying,
他坚决认为你们在撒谎 And he strongly believes that you are,
他要把你送去坐牢 He would send you to prison.
所以我让他飞到这儿来了 So I flew him up here.
-爸爸 -幸运的是 - Dad. - Luckily for you,
你父亲代表你谈了一个条件 Your father negotiated a deal on your behalf.
你有20秒钟时间考虑 Now, this offer's gonna last for 20 seconds,
所以听仔细了 So listen closely.
你得发表声明 You're gonna make a statement
承认这个婚姻是一个骗局 Admitting this marriage is a sham...
不然你就要坐牢 ...or you're gonna go to prison.
如果你说实话 就会没事 You tell the truth, you're off the hook,
她就会回去加拿大 And she is going to go back to canada.
接受条件吧 Ah, well. take the deal.
-我可不这么认为 -别犯傻了 安德鲁 - I don't think so. - Don't be stupid, Andrew.
你想要声明? 我现在就给你 You want a statement? here's your statement.
我为马格瑞特·特塔工作了3年 I've been working for Margaret Tate for three years.
6个月前我们开始约会 我们相爱了 Six months ago we started dating, we fell in love.
我求她嫁给我 她同意了 I asked her to marry me, she said "yes."
我们婚礼上见 I'll see you at the wedding.
好吧 你看见了 Well, you know.
那么... So...
你确定吗? ...you sure about this?
不尽然 Not really.
我很感激你所作的一切 I mean, I am very appreciative of what you've done,
但是我想... But I think that...
你也会这样做的 You'd do the same for me.
对吗? Right?
希望大家都没事 Hope everyone is decent.
你跟我来 You need to come with me.
明天是你的大喜日子 Now, tomorrow is your wedding day.
今晚你得让送子毯休息一下 You have to give the baby maker a rest tonight.
这是风俗 It's tradition.
-和你的新娘道晚安吧 -我们没打算用... - Give your bride a kiss good night. - We're not gonna...
送子毯 ...use the baby maker.
你们有一辈子可以一起过 You've got your whole lives to be together.
-好吧 -快来 - Ok. - Now, come on. come on.
如果我不跟她去 她会... If I don't go with her, she's just gonna...
-马上回来 -好 - Come right back. - Yeah.
明早见? See you in the morning?
好 Yeah.
嘿 奶奶 Hey, gammy.
-谢谢 奶奶 -哦 - Thanks, gammy. - Oh.
请大家就坐 Everyone, please be seated.
偌摩尼 Ramone.
我们今天相聚在这里是为了... We are gathered here today to give thanks...
庆祝... ...and to celebrate...
一项生命中最重要的时刻 ...one of life's greatest moments.
来见证 To give recognition
安德鲁和马格瑞特之间的纯洁的 诚实的 无私的 To the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways
挚爱 Of Andrew and Margaret's true love
在亲友面前 In front of family and friends.
因为是他们的家人和朋友 For it is their family and friends
教会了安德鲁和马格瑞特懂得去爱 Who taught Andrew and Margaret to love.
所以只有家人和朋友都... So it is only right that family and friends are all...
亲爱的 你有问题吗? Mi amor. do you have a question?
没有 Uh, no...
你举手了 Your hand is up.
这不是提问 Oh, it, it's, uh, not a question,
我有话要说 But I do have something I need to say.
- 马格瑞特 -能不能等结束再说? - Margaret. - Can it wait till after?
不 Uh... no. no.
-大家好 -你好 - Hi there. - Hi.
非常感谢各位前来 Thank you all so much for coming out.
关于这个婚礼 I, uh... have a bit of an announcement
我有个小声明 To make about the wedding.
-事实上是个招供 -你在干什么 - A confession, actually. - What are you doing?
我是一个加拿大人 是的 加拿大人 Uh... I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian.
我的签证已经过期 很快就要被遣送回去 With an expired visa who was about to be deported.
因为我不想离开 And because I didn't want to leave
你们的美妙国度 This wonderful country of yours,
我强迫安德鲁娶我 I forced Andrew here to marry me.
马格瑞特 不要说了 Margaret, stop it.
看 安德鲁总是有超乎寻常的工作态度 See, Andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic.
我想这是从我这里学到的 Something I think he learned from you.
三年来 我看着他辛勤工作 And for three years I watched him work harder
比我们公司的任何人都努力 Than anyone else at our company.
所以我知道如果用他的事业相威胁 And I knew that if I threatened to destroy his career...
他就会乖乖就范 ...he would, he would do just about anything.
所以我强迫他回到这里 欺骗你们 So I blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you.
欺骗所有人 All of you.
我原以为看着他这样做会很容易 And I thought it would be easy to watch him do it.
但我错了 But it wasn't.
我发现毁掉别人的生活并不是那么容易 Turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life
尤其是当你发现他们有多棒的时候 Once you find out how wonderful they are.
你们有一个非常好的家庭 You have a beautiful family.
别让这些影响你们 Don't let this come between you.
这都是我的错 This was my fault.
马格瑞特 Margaret...
安德鲁 这只是个交易 Andrew, this was a business deal,
你坚持了你的部分 但现在交易结束 And you held up your end, but now the deal is off.
对不起 I'm sorry.
而 你 门口见 And, you, meet me at the dock.
你可以带我去机场 You're giving me a ride to the airport.
-你在想些什么 -我不 我不知道 - What were you thinking? - I don't, I don't know.
安德鲁 你骗了我们 Andrew, you lied to us.
让我理一下思路 好吗 Let me get my head on straight, ok?
我晚点会解释一切 I'll explain everything later.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你是对的 这本书很特别 You were right. This book is special.
我说谎了 因为我知道出版就意味着 I lied because I knew publishing meant
你不会再作我的助手了 I'd lose you as an assistant
但是 你有一双不同寻常的慧眼 But... you have an extraordinary eye,
在我离开以前公司一定会买下这本书的 And I'll make sure we buy this before I leave.
好好过 你的生活本该如此 马格瑞特 Have an amazing life. You deserve it. Margaret.
这真是 疯了 Well, that was, uh... crazy.
你知道 这事人们会津津乐道好久的 You know, people are gonna be talking about this forever.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
你没事吧 Are you ok?
是 没事 Yeah. No. uh...
我感觉 你知道问题是什么吗 I just feel... you know what the problem is?
问题就是这个女人 The problem is that this woman...
让我心里很痛 ...is a gigantic pain in my ass.
首先是整个离场这事 我理解 First there's the whole leaving thing. I understand that.
这是个假婚礼 确实有压力 It's a sham wedding. it's kind of stressful.
然后她就走了 只留下张字条 But then she goes Ahead and she leaves this note.
她当着我面没有留颜面 Because she doesn't have the decency...
没留一丝仁慈的就这么做 The humanity to do it to my face.
三年了 我跟这个 这个恐怖分子工作三年了 Three years. Three years I work with this... this terrorist.
她从没说过一句好话 Never once has she had a nice thing to say,
然后她现在就这么走了 写了这么个废话 And then she goes Ahead and she writes this crap!
-安德鲁 -但是那对于她来说没关系 - Andrew. - But none of that matters
就因为我们之前有个协定 Because we had a deal!
-安德鲁 -对不起 对不起 我只是... - Andrew. - Sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
她让我有点抓狂 She just makes me a little crazy.
是的 我看的出来 Yeah. I can see that.
那你就这样让她走? So you're just gonna let her go?
所以 现在怎么办 So, what now?
现在 你自愿回去 Well... now that you're leaving voluntarily,
一切都会办得很文明 It all becomes very civilized.
等我们回到纽约 你有24小时 Once we land in New York, you have 24 hours
收拾东西回加拿大 To head back to Canada.
-安德鲁 怎么了 -我要跟她谈一下 - Andrew, what's happening? - I got to talk to her.
-你干嘛要这么做 -孩子们 - Why would you do that? - Boys!
这和你没关系 This has nothing to do with you.
孩子们 别说了 别说了 Boys, stop it! Stop it!
我不会让你这么做的 I'm not gonna let you do this.
我又没征求你的许可 I'm not asking your permission here.
安妮! 乔! 乔! Annie! Joe! Joe!
安妮! 乔! Annie! Joe!
我想我的心脏病犯了 I think I'm having a heart attack.
-放松 放松 -快叫医生 - Easy. Easy. - Somebody get a doctor!
-放松 放松 -叫医生来 - Easy, Easy. - Get a doctor!
好了 I got it.
安德鲁. Andrew.
你们两个别再吵了 You two need to stop fighting.
你们就从没有面对面好好谈过 You'll never see eye to eye.
但你们是一家人 But you're family.
我要你发誓对安德鲁好 Promise me you'll stand by Andrew.
就算是...就算你心里不同意他的做法 Even if... if you don't agree with him.
我发誓 I promise.
安德鲁 Andrew.
跟我保证你会努力融入到家庭之中 Promise me you'll work harder to be a part of this family.
我会的 I will.
我会的 奶奶 I will, gammy.
好 那么 精灵们可以带我走了 Well, then, the spirits can take me.
安妮 Oh, Annie.
奶奶 Gammy?
我猜他们还没给我准备好地儿 I guess they're not ready for me.
我感觉好多了 孩子们 I'm feeling much better, sonny.
没必要带我们去医院了 No need to take us to the hospital.
请带我们去机场 Take us to the airport, please.
妈妈 什么 你的心脏病是假装的吗 Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack?
拜托 Oh, come on!
这是我能让 Well, it was the only way I could get you two
你们闭嘴去机场的唯一法子 To shut up and get us to the airport!
夫人 我们没有权限带你去机场 Ma'am, we're not authorized to take you to the airport.
拉瑞·法瑞斯 别逼我给你妈打电话 Larry Ferris, don't make me call your mother.
好吧 You got it.
你真吓死我了 You scared the hell out of me.
是的 你本就不该回纽约的 Yep. You should've given up back in New York.
看 我喜欢埃勒特·耐丝 See, I'm like Eliot Ness.
我总是能抓到人 I always get my man.
我太棒了 I'm that good.
1601号航班 起飞航道已经准备好 Flight 1601, as soon as you're in position,
到点就可以起飞 You're cleared for takeoff.
明白了 恰克 Roger that, Chuck.
快点 快点 快点 快点 Ok. come on, come on, come on, come on.
指挥塔 请说 Tower. Talk to me.
-恰克 我是安德鲁·派斯顿 -你好 伙计 - Chuck! It's Adrew Paxton. - Hey, dude.
我需要你帮个小忙 伙计 Hey, uh... I have a little favor I need from you, buddy...
马格瑞特在那架飞机上 我要跟她谈一下 你能阻止起飞吗 Margaret's on that plane. I got to talk to her. can you stop it?
哦 是啊 Oh, Yeah!
我听说了你的新娘闹剧 I heard about your lady bailin'.
-嗑药了 -恰克 我需要你 - Drag-ola. - Chuck! I need you
阻止起飞 拜托 To stop the plane, please.
我不能这么干 I can't do that.
不 不 不 不 不 不 拜托 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come on!
哦 不 Oh, no.
不 No!
-怎么了 -马格瑞特在飞机上 - What's wrong? - Margaret's on that plane.
-他还没告诉她 -告诉她什么 - And he didn't get to tell her. - Tell her what?
告诉她他爱她 That he loves her.
然后她也可以告诉他她爱他 So she could tell him that she loves him, too.
好吧 但是他怎么... Ok, but how does he...
如果她不爱他 她不会离开 If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left.
当然不会 Of course not.
我是不是唯一一个不知情的 Am I the only one not getting this?
-乔 -恰克 恰克 看下面 - Oh, Joe! - Chuck! Chuck! Look down.
看下面 Oh! oh. Look down.
好像 哦 你在这里 Like... oh, there you are!
对不起 伙计 我实在是无能为力 Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do.
谢谢 恰克 Thanks, Chuck.
对不起 儿子 我不知道你对她的感觉 I'm sorry, son. I didn't know how you felt about her.
亲爱的 没事的 Honey, it's gonna be ok.
乔丹 Jordan?
乔丹 Jordan.
乔丹 Jordan!
我需要你把我办公室的盒子 I need for you to send the boxes in my office to...
寄到这个地址 拜托 ...to this address, please.
这个在这儿 地址在这儿 好吗 This one right here. This address right here. Ok?
-你能做吗 -是的 当然 - Can you do that? - Uh, yes. Sure.
-好的 很好 谢谢 -特塔女士 - Good, all right. Thank you. - Miss Tate.
是的 什么 什么 Yes. What? What?
安德鲁. Andrew.
为什么 为什么你气喘吁吁的 Why are, why are you panting?
因为我刚跑过来的 Because I've been running.
-是吗 从阿拉斯加吗 -我要跟你谈谈 - Really. From Alaska? - I need to talk to you.
这样啊 我现在没时间聊天 Yeah? well, I don't have time to talk.
我要赶 5:45 的飞机去多伦多 I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto.
-马格瑞特 -我要这些盒子今天就寄出 - Margaret. - I need the boxes to go out today.
我想要确保每件事都... I want to make sure everything is...
马格瑞特 别说了 Margaret! Stop talking!
我要说些事 Gotta say something.
-好吧 -只花几分钟 - Ok. - This will just take a sec.
好吧 什么 Fine. What?
三天以前 我憎恶你 Three days ago, I loathed you.
我曾梦到你被出租车撞死 I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab.
或者中毒死 Or poisoned.
-哦 太好了 -我叫你别说话 - Oh, that's nice. - I told you to stop talking.
然后 我们在阿拉斯加经历了一些事 Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska
情况开始变了 And things started to change.
变化发生在我们接吻的时候 Things changed when we kissed.
在你告诉我你的纹身的时候 And when you told me about your tattoo.
甚至在我们光着身子撞到的时候 Even when you checked me out when we were naked.
光着身子? Naked?
我什么也没看到 Well, I didn't see anything...
你看到了 Yeah, you did.
但是我一直没发现 直到我一个人 But I didn't realize any of this until I was standing alone.
站在礼堂里 没有新娘 In a barn... wife-less.
现在你可以想象一下我的失落 Now, you can imagine my disappointment
当我慢慢了解这些变化 When it suddenly dawned on me
我深爱的女人将被赶出这个国家 That the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country.
所以 马格瑞特 So, Margaret.
嫁给我 Marry me.
因为我喜欢和你约会 Because I'd like to date you.
相信我 你不是真的想和我在一起 Trust me. You don't really want to be with me.
不 是真的 Yes, I do.
看 问题就在于 这就是为什么 See, the thing is, there is a reason why
一直以来我都一个人 I've been alone all this time.
我习惯这样了 I'm comfortable that way.
如果我们忘了所有发生的这一切 然后我离开 And I think it would just be a lot easier
事情就不会这么复杂了 If we forgot everything that happened and I just left.
你是对的 You're right.
那可能会简单点 That would be easier.
-我害怕 -我也是 - I'm scared. - Me, too.
难道你不该跪下或怎样吗 Aren't you supposed to get down on your knee or something?
我会把这话就当作你接受了 I'm gonna take that as a "yes."
好吧 Oh, ok.
让她看看谁是老大 安德鲁 Yeah! Show her who's boss, Andrew!
好吧 来看看我说的对不对 So, let me see if I've got this right.
你们两个又订婚了 You two are engaged again.
-是的 -是的 - Yes. - Yes.
真的? For real?
-是的 -是啊 - Yes. - Yeah.
你们肯定要进行到底? You're sure you want to go through with this?
因为只要一个答案是错误的 Because one wrong answer...
你们就会被判欺诈 I'm gonna take you down.
-好的 -好的 - Ok. - Ok.
那我们开始吧 Let's do it.
你们的第一次约会是什么时候 When did you first start to date?
上周 Last week.
-感觉如何? -目前为止还很棒 谢谢 - That going well? - So far it's great. thank you.
安德鲁用什么除味剂 What kind of deodorant does Andrew use?
男用速效除味棒? Men's speed stick?
什么味的? 麝香? 阿尔卑斯? What flavor? Musk? Alpine?
是一见钟情吗 Was it love at first sight?
不是 No.
我一开始就喜欢她 I loved her from the beginning.
马格瑞特睡床哪边? What side of the bed does Margaret sleep on?
她睡左边 She sleeps on the left.
你睡床的哪边? What side of the bed do you sleep on?
看 他们的感情非常深吗 Look, are they soul mates?
他们会彼此殉情吗? 不 Uh... will they kill each other? no.
你是个好司机吗 Are you a good driver?
出色的司机 出色的 Oh, excellent driver. Excellent.
按我的想法 她可能更适合 In my mind I see her with someone perhaps...
更黑一点的 ...more swarthy, darker.
我们不在凯文边上提马格瑞特这个词 We don't use the word "Margaret" around Kevin.
它还是对她友善不起来 He still hasn't warmed up to her.
马格瑞特 Margaret.
看 这是最奇怪的事了 See? it's the damnedest thing.
我从没在他面前放过屁 I have never farted in front of him.
以后我也不会在他前面放屁 Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
她睡觉的时候放屁 She farts in her sleep.
你觉得马格瑞特舞跳的好吗 Would you consider Margaret a good dancer?
你可以说她喝汽水 You can tell by the way she drinks her soda pop
所以她舞跳的很好 That she's a good dancer.
怎么 怎么 Uh-huh. How, how...
汽水怎么和跳舞扯上关系的 How is the soda pop relevant to the dancing?
我不理解 I don't understand this.
-我叫他 乖乖 -小南瓜 - I call him... puppy. - Pumpkin.
-猴子 -小花 - Monkey. - Daisy.
-老兄 -鸟人 - Kiddo. - Uh... bird.
有时候我叫他瑞克 Sometimes I call him Rick.
你怎么拼偌摩尼 How do you spell "Ramone?"
偌-摩-尼 R-a-m-o-n-e.
请你用英语再拼一次好吗 Could you do that again in english, please?
你提到的位置 我们的位置... When you say, you know, the position in the relationship...
上还是下 Top or bottom?
你是在问我谁在上面吗 You're asking me a question about who's on top?
你进办公室前发过誓的 You took an oath when you walked in this office.
我没发誓 我什么时候发誓了 I did not take an oath. When did I take an oath?
劳拉应该负责这事 但她没管 Laura should've done that, but she didn't.
-没事 -谁是劳拉 - That's ok. - Who's Laura?
你后面的那个女的 别东张西望了 She's the girl behind you. Don't look around.
下面哪个数字 Which of the following numbers
-不是质数? -17 - Is not a prime? - Seventeen.
对不起 先让我把数字报完 I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please.
对不起 什么? I'm sorry?
他知道你最喜欢的颜色 He knew your favorite color.
-蓝色 -错 - Blue? - Wrong!
-红色 -不是 - Red? - No!
黑色 可能是迷彩绿? Dark... maybe like a hunter green?
不 白色 No. White.
-白色? -好了 继续 - White? - Ok, moving on.
最喜欢的颜色是蓝色 Favorite color is blue.
当她不在家的时候 她最喜欢什么颜色 What's her favorite color when she's not at home?
我不知道 I don't know.
你是这个国家的公民吗 偌摩尼? Are you a citizen of this country, Ramone?
是的 我是公民 你疯了吗 Yes, I'm a citizen! Are you crazy?
网子里的球 What relevance a ball in a net
或者水果雪茄或一个馅饼 Or a fruit roll-up or a pop-tart
跟我和安德鲁的关系有什么相关的? Has to do with my relationship with Andrew?
如果你开始过激... If you're getting excited...
你跟谁订婚了 Who are you engaged to?
-安德鲁 -很好 对了一个 - Andrew. - Very good. Got one right.
你跟谁订婚了 Who are you engaged to?
我和马格瑞特·特塔订婚了 I'm engaged to Margaret Tate.
在婚礼那天 谁会站在你身边 And on the wedding day, who will be next to you?
我将娶马格瑞特·特塔 I'm going to marry Margaret Tate.
-最终回答? -这样也行? 是的 最终的答案 - Final answer? - That work? Yeah, final answer.
这是个电视节目吗 我不明白... Is this a game show? I don't understand what...
这是首伟大的歌曲 That's a great song.
很美 真的很美 That was beautiful. That was really beautiful.
玛·凯斯(六七十年代美国女歌手) Mama cass.