你们将共同履行对莱克丝的临时监护 Will be granted temporary joint custody of Lux.
再次和贝斯上床 Sleeping with Baze again,
是我一生中最大的错误 it was the biggest mistake of my life.
你什么时候又和贝斯上床了 When did you sleep with Baze again?
结束了 It's over.
今晚的冬至舞会你想来吗 You want to go to Winter Formal tonight?
你刚刚是在约我吗 Were you, like, asking me?
你不能就这样回来 You can't just walk back in here
然后装作什么都没发生过一样 and act like nothing happened.
我爱你 I love you.
你还在生气吗 Are you mad?
你是指你和你前男友上床 That you slept with your ex-boyfriend
然后却又和我一起来参加舞会的事 and then came here with me?
没有 我觉得我是全世界最幸运的人 No, I feel like the luckiest guy in rld.
莱克丝 我可以解释 Lux, I can explain.
你背着凯特 和她妹妹乱来 You are sneaking around behind Cate's back with her sister.
你到这里来找我 告诉我说 You come here, find me to tell me that
凯特变了 that Cate's changed,
我应该再给她一次机会 that I should give her another chance.
如果你真的心口如一的话 But if you really believe that that's true,
那你为何不再给她一次机会呢 then why can't you?
让我回家 Let me come home.
早上好 波特兰的听众们 你们好吗 Good morning, Portland. How are we doing?
如果你刚好收听到清晨狂想曲 If you're just tuning in to Morning Madness, s,
凯特和我正在玩一个激动人心的游戏 Cate and I are in the middle of a rousing game of
献给谁 嫁给谁 杀掉谁 Sex, Marry, Kill...
我说杰西卡献给了比尔 嫁给了艾伯特 I did Jessica's sex Bill, marry Albert...
我的英雄们 My heroes.
最佳拍档 凯特和瑞安 The best Cate and Ryan?
我的最佳伴侣就在这里 I got the best right here.
你在干什么呢 What are you doing?
腾些地方出来放我的东西 Just making some room for some of my stuff.
你介意我的袜子和你的四角裤放一起吗 Do you mind if my socks mix with your boxers?
你要搬进来吗 You're moving in?
就占用最上面那层的抽屉 Just into the top drawer.
这抽屉真棒 It's cool, the drawer.
知道什么更棒吗 You know what would be even cooler?
或许你们会想要关掉那些自动洒水装置 各位 You might want to shut off those automatic sprinklers, folks.
波特兰地区正处于暴风雨预警状态 The greater Portland area is on storm watch.
今天西北太平洋地区 We're expecting heavy rains and flooding
预计会有暴雨和洪涝 throughout the Pacific Northwest today.
人们常说争吵过后愈缠绵 Wow. People always talk about makeup sex,
但从没说过争吵过后吃早餐 but they never mention makeup breakfast.
这可不是拿来吃的 Well, it's not all edible.
这也许是史无前例的 This may be a record.
瑞安 Ryan...
你愿意娶我吗 will you marry me?
不理不睬 颇为有效 Silent treatment. Very effective.
我很抱歉 行了吗 Look, I'm sorry, okay?
冬至舞会的事 我很抱歉 About the Winter Formal.
你对哪部分感到抱歉 Which part are you sorry about?
是你和我一起参加舞会 That you came with me
还是你跟着男朋友弃我而去 or that you left with your boyfriend?
这个周末你们还出城玩吗 Hey! Your folks still going out of town this weekend?
是的 Yeah.
4点出发 They leave at 4:00.
好极了 Right on.
那么 4点05分酒柜会被洗劫一空 So, the liquor cabinet will be raided at 4:05?
你就那么了解我吗 Am I that predictable?
简而言之 的确 In a word? Yeah.
我今天晚上叫了一些人来我家玩 Look, I'm having some people over
如果你想来的话就过来 tonight if you want to stop by.
你还可以带上你男朋友 You can even bring your boyfriend.
我会很高兴再次见到他的 It'd be great to see him again.
完美婚礼 "The Perfect Wedding?"
这个网站上说 Mm-hmm, according to this Web site,
人人都可以拥有完美的婚礼 anyone can have the perfect wedding
只要遵照这个简明的清单办事 by following this easy checklist.
250项 Of 250 items.
我们为什么不直接预定烧烤宴 Why can't we just order barbecue
然后即兴发挥呢 and wing it?
你刚才是说"烧烤宴" "即兴发挥"吗 Did you just said "Barbecue" And "Wing it."
好吧 "定好结婚的日子" Okay, "Set wedding date."
定好了 Check.
6月26日 June 26th.
你觉得舞蹈课怎样 How do you feel about dance lessons?
我以为你对这些婚庆事务并不感冒 I thought you weren't into this wedding stuff.
错了 那是以前的凯特 No, that was the old Cate.
全新的凯特认为 "怎么会不喜欢呢" The new Cate thinks, "What's not to like?"
注册登记 筹备酒席 Registries, caterers,
鸡尾酒欢庆时刻 cocktail hour.
只是那些煽情的宣誓 Yeah, it's just the sentimental commitment crap
让我很是发愁 that gives me the jeebies.
你该把这话加到你的结婚誓言里 You should put that in your vows.
挑选伴娘 Hmm. "Choose maid of honor."
你觉得莱克丝会愿意吗 You think Lux would say yes?
伴娘 Maid of honor?
真的吗 Are you sure?
当然 千真万确 Sure, I'm sure.
伴娘可是重要人物 Maid of honor is such a big deal.
我知道 I know.
这件婚纱 This dress.
是从婚礼博览会送的 This is from the Wedding Expo.
真不怎么样 对吧 It's bad mojo, right?
喂 Hello...?
难以置信 首先 I can't believe you! First,
你没有告诉我你订婚了 you don't tell me that you're engaged.
其次 你也没有告诉我你解除婚约了 Then you don't tell me that you're unengaged.
现在我却说你重新订婚了 Now I hear you're reengaged.
好像我们根本就不是姐妹 It's like we're not even sisters.
是艾比 It's Abby.
帮我拉一下好吗 Will you zip me up?
没想到会从妈妈的电话留言里知道这事儿 I don't appreciate hearing it in a voicemail from Mom.
也许你应该经常回家睡觉 Well, maybe you should sleep at home more.
她说你 好像从上个星期开始 She says you've been shacking up
在和一个神秘男人同居 with some mystery guy for, like, the last week.
我去吃点零食 I'm gonna go get a snack.
要是你们关系稳定他到能当你男伴 通知我一声 Let me know if he lasts long enough to be your plus one.
拜托 我可能根本没时间去陪我的男伴 Please. I probably won't even have time for a plus one.
你知道是怎么回事的 I mean, you know how it is.
伴娘连坐下的时间都没有 The maid of honor never sits.
鉴于我们手头比较紧 Um, since money's tight,
我在想新娘送礼会就在妈妈家举行吧 I was thinking bridal shower at Mom's?
别担心 我都有打算 Don't worry about it. I've got it under control.
你手上带的是卡巴拉手链吗 Is that a Kabbalah bracelet around your wrist?
艾比说这是新的"生命力" [耐克腕带] Abby said this is the new "Live Strong."
你是白痴啊 Are you a moron?
兄弟 能小声点吗 Dude, can you keep it down?
像昨晚艾比那样吗 Like Abby did last night?
你们两个的声音 The two of you...
就好像此起彼伏的猫叫声 it sounded like cats being drowned in more cats.
妈妈那里已经有很多酒了 There's so much wine at Mom's already.
我们可以留好点 We'll save big-time,
大家都能畅饮一番 and everyone can get Mer-loaded!
艾比 关于伴娘的事儿 Abby, okay, um, about the whole maid of honor thing.
别担心 会很赞的 Don't worry. This is gonna be awesome.
姐妹一家亲 Total sister bonding.
你觉得我穿什么比较好 Now what-what were you thinking dress-wise?
A字裙 无袖的 A-line? Sleeveless?
还是露肩的 Strapless?
你要是不想被发现有副乳 Cause if you don't want a double boob sitch on your hands,
你得去健身 而且要尽快 you might want to go to the gym, ASAP.
我得走了 Um, I gotta go.
亲爱的 我要去上瑜伽课了 你会来吧 Babe, I'm going to yoga. You still coming?
当然 Yes.
瑜伽 Yoga?
深吸一口气 Take a deep inhale,
再慢慢吐出来 and on an exhale...
慢慢放松颈部 肩部 以及下颚 release any tension you may be holding onto
将压力慢慢释放出来 in your neck, shoulders... your jaw.
是两份沙拉 和一份茄子奶酪 That's two salads and one eggplant parm.
没错 没错 太好了 太谢谢你了 Yes, yes, yes, that's perfect. Thank you so much.
让每次呼吸 都能触及你内心的渴望 Let each inhale connect you deeper to your intention.
比如 我的 My intention, for instance,
就是希望能够遇见完美的对象 was meeting someone wonderful...
现在我终于遇到了 and now I have.
天哪 对不起 Oh! Oh, God! Sorry!
你在这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here?!
我来放松一下 I'm, um, I'm just relaxing.
接下来 让我们轻轻的转动 Let's move into a gentle twist.
然后换另一边 And switch.
你们穿了一样的衣服 Don't you have that same shirt?
那又怎么样 What's that now?
你手上带的是卡巴拉手链吗 Are you wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
不是 这是"生命力"腕带之类的东西 No, it's more of a "Live Strong" Thing.
你就是那个神秘男 You're the mystery guy.
回到中间 And center.
你就是她的男伴 You are the plus one!
这就说得通了 This is all making sense:
上床也好 治疗也好 the sex, the therapy...
你就是那个跟我妹妹上床的人 You are the guy that my sister is sleeping with?!
接下来我们做下犬式[瑜伽动作] Let's move into downward-facing dog.
你们俩简直难以置信 I cannot even believe you two.
每次我们好不容易有一点小进展 Every single time we take one step forward,
你就制造点状况 让我们的关系又一落千丈 you do something and then we take, like, a million back.
好了 别吵了 Okay, guys, please?
你们俩偷偷摸摸在一起多久了 So, um, so how long have you two been sneaking around?
什么时候开始的 When did this even start?
不知道 真的说不清 I don't know. It's hard to say, really.
冬至舞会之后 After Winter Formal.
就是那时候 Or then.
冬至舞会之后 After the Winter Formal?
就是我带着一瓶齐玛酒 到你家来找你 When I came to your loft and I brought you a Zima
诚心诚意地 想跟你重新做朋友的时候 and I made a sweet gesture to repair our friendship?
严格意义上说 是在那之前 Well, technically, it was before that.
当晚发生了两次 之后几乎每天如此 And twice after and pretty much every day since then.
那你想让我怎么跟莱克丝解释 Okay, so how would you like me to explain this to Lux?
她知道 She knows?
天啊 Oh, my God. I mean,
怪不得她不顾你的反对 也要搬出来住 no wonder she wouldn't listen to you when she moved out.
开什么国际玩笑 Is this some kind of sick joke?
她还怎么把你当父亲看 How could she take you seriously as a father?
你跟她小姨乱来 真是令人作呕 这简直是乱伦 You were having some gross, pseudo-incestuous fling with her aunt!
凯特 我们没开玩笑 也没有乱来 Uh, this isn't a joke or a fling, Cate.
平板式 Oh! Plank!
知道吗 You know what?
你总跟我说 我得长大 对吧 You always tell me that I need to grow up, right?
我现在就在成长 Well, this is me growing up.
所以你不能因为我选择的对象 不合你心意 So you cannot yell at me just 'cause you don't like
就对我呼来喝去的 who I choose to do it with.
艾比和我 我们在一起 Abby and I, we are together.
你只有接受的份 Deal with it.
吸气吹气 我感觉自己才七年级 Suck and Blow. I feel like i'm in seventh grade.
我们过去拿驾驶证这么玩 We used to do this minus the driver's license.
加油 All right, come on.
加油 挺住 Come on. Keep it going now.
抱歉 我搞错节拍了 Sorry. I mistimed things.
也许是你的气没那么长 Or maybe you just suck and blow at "Suck and Blow."
轮到我了 来吧 My turn. All right.
你那是干嘛啊 What the hell was that?
那绝对是个意外 It was an accident.
你知道我和布格在一起 You know that I'm with Bug.
我觉得我已经跟你说的很清楚了 I think I've made myself pretty clear.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我就是 喜欢你 I just... like you.
琼斯 Jones...
莱克丝 我明白 好吗 No, Lux, I get it, okay?
我以后不会那么干了 And I'll back off.
你真的很难让人 说放下就放下 You're just... not an easy person to walk away from.
好吗 拜托了 Okay? Come on.
别走 Stay.
你可以坐在克里斯和本中间 You can sit between Chris and Ben.
这下行了吧 Deal?
留下吧 Deal?
好吧 Deal.
我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
我还没开始考虑安排座位的事 妈妈 I really haven't thought about seating arrangements yet, Mom.
我才不管艾比坐哪呢 I don't care if Abby's concerned about where she's sitting!
她想待在家里 都与我无关 She can sit at home for all I care!
我为什么 不请怪叔叔沃尔特 Why won't I invite creepy Uncle Walter?
想想看 比如 我们叫他"怪叔叔沃尔特" Well, let's see. For one, we call him "Creepy Uncle Walter."
难道你又想让他 把所有的客人都吓跑吗 I mean, do you really want him handsing all the guests again?
拜托 Come on!
你是对的 你说的没错 No, you are right. Yes, you're right.
如果我一个人走过红地毯 I mean, what will people think
别人会怎么想 when I walk down the aisle alone?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许会想 我来自一个破碎的家庭 Oh, maybe that I come from a broken family
我的爸爸跟他的秘书私奔了 whose father ran off with his secretary.
行了 妈妈 别再吼我了 求你了 All right, Mom, stop, stop yelling, please?
我只是不想挑起另一次家庭不和 Okay, I just don't want another family feud.
你还记得去年感恩节的那只火鸭鸡吧 You remember last Thanksgiving, the turducken?
妈妈 我觉得 我觉得 You know, Mom, I think, I think
我们信号不太好 that we're having a bad connection.
可能是受暴风雨的影响 It might be because of the storm.
再见 妈妈 妈妈 All right, bye. Mom? Mom? Mom?
为什么家家都有本难念的经 Why does this family have to be such a pain in the ass?
确实 Yeah.
我喝酒成性的老妈 I mean, between my drunk mother,
你的怪叔叔 我的疯妹妹 your creepy uncle, and my crazy sister.
这样如何 You know what?
我们私奔吧 Let's elope.
什么 What?
婚礼本来就是我们自己的事 Yeah. Our wedding is supposed to be about us--
不是怪亲戚展览会 not our freak show family members--
只需要有你 我 和莱克丝 you, me, and Lux.
在任何人坏了我们的好事之前 把婚结完 Let's just do it before anyone or anything can ruin it.
什么时候 When?
今晚怎么样 How about tonight?
有蜜月套间吗 The honeymoon suite?
有 太棒了 Yes, that would be perfect.
我们会在午夜之后到达 Um, we can be there sometime after midnight.
谢谢 Thank you.
我给我们订了一间大房 I booked a room for us.
给莱克丝订了一个单间 And a separate one for Lux.
莱克丝会很高兴的 Lux'll appreciate that.
这家家庭旅馆 在海边 Oh, the B&B-- it's in Seaside
从101出口下去就到了 just off the 101.
早上有证婚人能为我们证婚 And there's a guy that can marry us in the morning.
如果雨停了 我们在沙滩上举行婚礼 On the beach, if it's not pouring.
如果雨还下着 就在丹尼快餐店里 In Denny's, if it is.
我既能娶你又能吃上火腿蛋汉堡[丹尼快餐店招牌食品] I marry you and get Moons Over My Hammy?
太酷了 That's awesome.
真不敢相信我们要私奔了 I can't believe we're doing this.
你觉得谁会更抓狂 Who do you think is gonna be more upset?
艾比还是你妈妈 Abby or your mom?
我不想提她们俩 I don't want to think about either of them,
尤其是艾比 especially Abby.
我的脑子里只有我们俩 I just want to think about us.
还有莱克丝 And Lux!
我们得去贝斯那儿接她 We need to go get her from Baze's.
-她能在车里睡觉 -好 - She can sleep in the car. - Okay.
你去接她吧 Uh... you go.
趁着雨还没下大 Before the rain gets any worse.
我负责整理东西 把它们装上车 I will finish packing and load up.
我喜欢你跟人争辩时的样子 I love when you talk dirty.
洗手间朝里走 The bathroom's that way.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
我的天呐 Oh, my God!
不好意思 Um... I'm sorry.
我 I, um...
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
我要打电话给凯特 让她来接我 Calling Cate to come pick me up.
为什么 因为我亲了其他女孩子吗 Why, because I was kissing another girl?
你说过你喜欢我 You said that you liked me.
你无法忘记我 记得吗 That you couldn't walk away from me, remember?
我记得 Yeah.
但这并不表示 我会永远驻足不前 But it's not like I'm gonna stand around forever either.
所以你就想让我吃吃醋试试 So you're gonna try and make me jealous instead?
我没有这个意思 I'm not trying to make you anything.
你说的很清楚 我们不是男女朋友 Look, you've made it clear. We're not dating.
而且这又不是 我在我们要一起参加冬至舞会之前 And it's not like we're going to Winter Formal later
刚刚和别人上了床 and I just slept with someone else.
原来是因为这个啊 Oh, so that's what this was.
以牙还牙 Payback.
我没有 No.
但你不可能鱼和熊掌兼得 But you can't have it both ways.
我不想兼得 I'm not trying to.
那你为什么这么生气 Then why are you so upset?
让我一个人静一静 行不行 Just leave me alone, okay!
现在是十点档的 That's your Ten at 10:00:
《整点新闻》及气象信息 ten minutes of nonstop news and weather.
-大雨还将持续 -真糟糕 - And there is still much more to come... - This isn't good.
可不是 Uh, no kidding.
暴风雨一来 什么生意都没有了 We got no business in the bar because of the storm.
现在屋顶也漏水了 And now my roof is leaking.
不 不 我说的是艾比 No, no, I meant Abby.
她要搬过来住吗 Moving in here?
你知道吗 她把我从ESPN台录下来的 Do you know that she deleted my
湖人对开拓者的比赛删了 Lakers-Trailblazers series off ESPN Classics
来录什么 新泽西沿海马拉松赛 to make room for some Jersey Shore Marathon.
-等等 什么 -真的 - Wait, what?! - Yeah.
伙计们 没什么大不了的 Oh, come on, you guys.
她不会搬来住 她只是在这里过夜 She's not moving in. She's staying over.
我以前也有女朋友也在这儿过夜啊 I've had girlfriends stay over before.
记得特雷西吗 Remember Tracy?
当然 Hmm? Yeah.
特雷西多好啊 See, Tracy was cool.
她会带面包圈来 Tracy brought bagels.
早上她走的时候 还会记得把牙刷带走 Took her toothbrush with her when she left in the morning.
特雷西不会说我得了多动症 Tracy didn't diagnose me with ADD,
也不会在游戏房里 为我设一个冥想角落 and set up a meditation corner in the game room.
我去拿梯子 I'm gonna go grab the ladder.
艾比没那么糟糕啊 Abby is not that bad.
牙龈治疗没那么糟糕 Uh... A root canal's not that bad.
马修·麦康纳的电影没那么糟糕 A Matthew McConaughey movie is not that bad.
全球粮食短缺也没那么糟糕 World hunger is not that bad.
你在和凯特的妹妹约会 You're dating Cate's sister.
那很糟糕 That's bad.
宝贝 Babe.
我刚刚更新了我的感情状况 I just changed my relationship status,
你得在你的页面上确认一下 but you have to accept it on yours.
天呐 外面实在是太恐怖了 God, it's so crazy out there.
街道都被淹了 Streets are totally flooded.
我得把车停在四个街区外 I had to park like four blocks away.
莱克丝在哪儿 Where's Lux?
你好 Hi to you, too.
她在琼斯家参加派对 She's at a party at Jones's.
你知道他住在哪儿吗 Well, do you know where he lives?
我要把她接走 I gotta go pick her up.
瑞安和我 我们要出城 Ryan and I-- we're just... we're heading out of town.
现在吗 Now?
这种天气出门 In this weather?
为什么 For what?
不关你的事 For none of your business.
我只想接到莱克丝 离开这里 I just want to get Lux and get out of here.
那是不可能的 Uh... that's not gonna happen.
-我的天呐 -道路已经全线封闭 - Oh, my god! - The roads are now closed.
不 不 不 No! No! No!
我需要立刻上路 Okay, I need the streets right now.
瑞安和我 我们要出城 Ryan and I-- we're heading out of town.
-不 -怎么了 - So, no... - What?
凯特 你和瑞安到底有什么大事 非得现在去 Cate, what-what are you and Ryan gonna do that's so damn important?
我们要私奔 We're eloping.
什么 What?
凯特 那可不行 Cate, you can't.
你看看外面 Look outside.
我们都被困在这儿了 We're stuck.
天啊 外面黑灯瞎火的 Man, it's total darkness out there.
整座城市都漆黑一片 The whole city is black.
这样可不行 This cannot be happening.
我不能被困在这儿 I can't be stuck here.
希望莱克丝没事儿 Well, I hope Lux is okay.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
没信号 No service.
哦 天啊 真行啊 这...这实在... Oh, my God, this is great. This is... this...
还好 我提前做了准备 Fortunately, I have provisions.
谁要仿甜圈 Fauxnut anyone?
什么 What?
那是仿造的甜甜圈 It's a fake donut.
我真不敢相信 I cannot believe this.
我现在应该在写誓词的 I should be writing my vows,
而不是和你们这些神经病 not stuck here with you idiots
和仿甜圈待在一起 and your fauxnuts.
你得知道 这都是你的错 Just so you know, this is all your fault.
什 什么 是我的错 我的错 What-what, mine? Mine?
好像是我在跳某种祈雨舞 Like I did some sort of rain dance
好阻止你去结婚吗 to prevent you from getting married?
你俩准备闪婚 却不告诉我 You were gonna elope without me.
我结婚的时候 肯定不会不让你参加 I would never exclude you from my wedding.
我相信贝斯也不会 I'm sure Baze wouldn't either.
我想我又听见什么地方漏了 I think I hear another leak.
我们得去找找 下楼去看看 现在 We should look for it. Yeah. Downstairs. Now.
麻烦你了 大老远去接我 Sorry you had to come pick me up.
没事 很高兴你打给我 No, no, it's, uh... glad you called.
还好 琼斯家离电台不远 We're lucky Jones lives close to the station.
我们肯定回不了凯特家了 We never would have made it back to Cate's.
算了 我们还是 No, we can just...
我们在这儿歇会儿 等着道路重新开放 we can chill here until the roads open up.
你 你要不要 You, uh, you want to...
坐下 ...sit?
今晚我们请来了一位非常特别的嘉宾 So, we have a very special guest with us here tonight.
波特兰女孩儿 莱克丝·卡希蒂 Portland's own Lux Cassidy.
莱克丝 看上去你今晚有点心情不好 Now, Lux, you're looking a little down this evening.
怎么回事 What's up?
说吧 没事的 Come on. All right.
现在停电 又狂风骤雨的 No power. Torrential downpour.
配合我一下 好不好 Just-just work with me here, all right.
是在学校里不顺利呢 So was it a rough day at school?
还是和男朋友闹矛盾了 Uh, boyfriend troubles?
好吧 瑞安 Well, Ryan...
我冲一个不是我男朋友的男孩发火了 I spazzed on a guy that's not my boyfriend
就因为他在和另外一个女孩接吻 for kissing someone who's not me.
而我不知道这是为什么 And I don't really know why.
不理智的 莫名其妙的嫉妒心理 Irrational, inexplicable jealousy.
那么 谁有可能是故事的男主角呢 Now, who could you have possibly gotten that from?
我这里大胆地猜测一下 Wild guess here.
随便猜一下 Just a wild guess.
那么 我们说的是琼斯吗 But, uh, we're talking about Jones?
我大发雷霆 I freaked out
就因为我看见他吻了别的女孩子 because I saw him kissing some other girl.
我不知道这是为什么 And I don't know why.
我是说我现在和布格在一起 I mean, I'm with Bug.
心甘情愿地和他在一起 I want to be with Bug.
你 你和布格在一起有多久了 So, how-how long have you two been together?
你和布格 蛮长时间了吧 You and Bug? It's been a while, right?
好几年了 分分合合的 A couple years, on and off.
哇 Wow.
好几年啊 对于年轻人来说不短了 A couple years. I mean, that's a long time for a teenager.
天啊 对大人来说也够长了 Hell, that's a long time for an adult.
是啊 Yeah.
其实是泰莎介绍我们认识的 Tasha introduced us, actually.
布格曾为我去711便利店偷东西 Bug ripped off a 7-Eleven for me.
我第一次吃到思乐冰时 就爱上了他 It was love at first Slurpee. 思乐冰 是由711便利店研制的碎冰饮品]
哇 确实 确实很美好 Mmm, wow, that's, uh.. that's really beautiful.
布格一直在守护着我 Bug's always been there for me.
那他很可能就是你第一个能... So he's probably been the first person that you could...
能够依赖的人 对吧 you could really count on, right?
不对 泰莎是第一个 That... no, that was Tasha.
泰莎和我七岁的时候就认识了 Tasha and I met when we were seven.
在森尼维耳认识的 At Sunnyvale.
遇见她的时候 我在那儿已经待了六个月 I'd already been there for six months when she showed up.
她一直在问 她妈妈什么时候回来接她 All she kept asking was when her mom was coming back.
我告诉她 很可能不会来了 I told her she probably wasn't.
她问我的妈妈在哪里 She asked me where mine was.
我告诉她 我也不知道 I told her I didn't know.
我叫莱克丝 I'm Lux.
我叫娜塔莎 I'm Natasha.
你想和我一起走迷宫吗 You want to do my maze with me?
这不正常 想想吧 冥想角 This isn't right. The meditation corner,
感情状态更新 the joint status updates...
那些口无遮拦的关于结婚的瞎话 That unchecked jibber-jabber about weddings?
你真的没发现 你自己都没搞清楚状况吗 Can you seriously not see that you're in over your head?
大街上有成千上万的女人 Of the millions of women out there,
你却偏偏要和凯特的妹妹上床 you decide to sleep with Cate's sister?
-为什么 -我 我不知道啊 - Why? - I-I don't know.
为了向别人证明一下 好吧 Okay, to prove something. Okay?
证明你是个没脑子的混蛋 That you're a thoughtless jerk?
不是向凯特证明 是向莱克丝 Not to Cate. To Lux.
你就承认吧 Just admit it.
你吃醋了 You're jealous.
我没吃醋 I am not jealous.
你这辈子头一回 看见我得到了你想要的东西 For the first time in your life, I have something you want.
你俩是在没事儿找事儿 You know, you guys are making a big deal out of nothing.
我来把头绪理清楚 Okay, let me get this straight.
你其实是在强调 You're actually making the argument
你和凯特的妹妹上床是为了你女儿 that you slept with Cate's sister for your daughter?
错了 重点不是上床 你个蠢货 No, not the sleeping together part, you idiot.
重点不是这个 Everything else.
莱克丝离开这儿的一个原因 Okay, one of the reasons that Lux left was
就是因为她无意中 because she walked in on me
看见我和艾比在搞一夜情 and Abby like it was some kind of one-night stand.
所以呢 我想向她证明一下 So, I want to show her that I can be
我可以对感情很认真 a part of something real.
就像凯特和瑞安那样 Like Cate and Ryan.
你想证明的东西 Okay, what you're trying to prove,
真的...有点儿令人钦佩 it's admirable... almost.
可是你不该和凯特的妹妹去证明啊 But Cate's sister isn't the one to do it with.
她吃的是仿甜圈 哥们儿 She eats fauxnuts, man.
你和艾比的感情也是这样 And that's what your relationship with Abby is:
空有其表 a fauxnut.
你们看上去是真感情 但是最后呢 It looks like the real deal, but in the end,
不管你怎么努力说服自己 no matter how hard you try convincing yourself otherwise,
这一切都并非是你想要的 it's just not what you really wanted.
好吧 天才们 All right, genius,
那告诉我 我到底想要什么 then tell me, what do I really want?
凯特 说实话吧 Cate, be honest.
你就是接受不了这个事实: You can't deal with the truth:
贝斯选择了我 而不是你 that Baze chose me over you.
我气的不是巴斯 My issue isn't with Baze.
我气的是你 It's with you.
你用各种不可理喻的方法 闯入我的生活 No. You insinuate yourself into my life in the most insane ways,
而且你就只知道搅局 and you just... you mess everything up.
你打进广播节目的热线 You know, you call the radio show.
你引起了那个家庭调停 而现在 You led that family intervention, and now...
现在你又和我孩子的父亲上床 now you are sleeping with the father of my kid.
你还真有本事给这个失控的家 火上浇油啊 You have taken family dysfunction to a whole new level.
真正让人觉得失控的 What's dysfunctional is
是你明明邀请某人当你的伴娘 asking someone to be your maid of honor,
然后又背着她偷偷结婚 and then sneaking off without them.
我根本没邀请你 I didn't even ask you!
那又是一个你不请自来的例子 That's another thing that you wormed your way into.
我想让莱克丝当我的伴娘 You know, I wanted Lux to be my maid of honor,
而不是你 not you.
所以你们从小一起长大的 So you guys grew up together--
你和塔莎 you and Tasha?
是啊 不过不是一直待在森尼维耳 Yeah, but not at Sunnyvale the whole time.
六个月后 我被安置到一个新住处 After six months, I got a new placement.
那之后我总是漂浮不定 I bounced around a lot after that.
塔莎和我一直保持着联络 Tasha and I always kept in touch.
我们最后甚至在同一个家住了一年 We even ended up in the same home for about a year
直到塔莎把某个女士的假发点着了 until Tasha set some lady's wig on fire
而被踢回森尼维耳 and got booted back to Sunnyvale.
我最终也回到了这里 I ended up back there, too.
但对我们来说 不论我们在哪里都无所谓 But for us, it didn't really matter where we were.
反正都是陷于无限的等待之中 It was always just a holding cell to wait.
等什么 For what?
等想要我们的人 For someone to want us.
答案是不 The answer's no.
我是认真的 I mean it.
什么都还没有问你 No one's even asked you a question yet.
我叫法恩 顺便说一句 And I'm Fern, by the way,
你的新社工 your new social worker.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
那些人 Those people--
他们就像在游览车上看动物一样 盯着我 they're tracking me like they're on safari.
"瞧瞧那个孤儿和她的栖息之地啊" "Look at the foster kid in her natural habitat."
怎么 他们想要收养我们 What, they want to adopt me?
是的 他们想要先寄养你 They want to foster you, yes,
而且如果一切顺利 in hopes that it goes well,
他们就会收养你 and then they'll adopt you.
不要 No.
莱克丝 Lux.
不要 No.
要是她回来找我怎么办 What if she comes back for me?
我妈妈 My mom.
要是她回来找我呢 What if she comes back?
已经15年了 Look, it's been 15 years.
现在该怎么办呢 So what now?
我该怎么做 What do I do?
了结它 End it.
要是 Oh, whoa. What if it's...?
要是没这么简单 怎么办 You know, what if it's not that easy?
要是她不想就这么了断呢 What if she doesn't want to just break up?
我们可不接受 她不同意这个回答 Well, we can't take no for an answer.
我们 We?
就实话实说 伙计 Just tell her the truth, man.
要是还不顶用 就撒个谎 And if that doesn't work, tell her a lie.
只要找个让她哑口无言的借口就得了 Just tell her something that she can't argue with
让她放手 and cut her loose.
为了她 为了你 For her sake, for yours,
为了凯特 为了我们大家都好 Cate's. Ours.
跟她做个了断吧 Let's get her done.
事情是 这样的 The truth is... uh, this...
我们并不合适 Um... this isn't working.
你很好 艾比 I mean, you're great, Abby,
只是这会造成我和凯特的矛盾 but it's just that it's causing problems for me and Cate.
你一直都跟凯特不和 You always have problems with Cate.
就算不是因为这个 也可能会有其他原因 If it wasn't this, it'd probably just be something else.
没错 但还有别的问题 Yeah, but there are other things.
我和你 还有那个抽屉的事 You and me and-and... and that drawer.
我们进展得太快了 Hey, we're moving way too fast.
常用借口第一名 Therapy 101.
这种情况我看得多了 I see this all the time.
你害怕拥有你想要的东西 You're afraid to have what you want
因为你害怕你会失去它 because you're afraid you're going to lose it.
我真的 真的 Okay, I really, really...
不能这么做 艾比 can't do this, Abby.
好吧 给我一个站得住脚的理由 Okay, give me one good reason why not.
我对凯特还有感觉 I have feelings for Cate.
什么 What?
是的 Yeah.
从何时开始 Since when?
有一段时间了 Um... since a while.
只是 只是 You know, and it's just... it's-it's... it's kind of...
过去几个月才渐渐开始了 It's been building up for the last couple of months.
自从莱克丝出现开始 And since Lux showed up.
我知道 我知道这难以置信 但是事实 And I know... I know it's hard to believe, but I do.
我对凯特有感觉 I have feelings for Cate.
我真没想到 I had no idea.
我也是 Neither did I.
你有感觉是什么意思 什么感觉 What do you mean that you have feelings? What feelings?
就是感觉 感觉啊 Like, feelings feelings.
就像是正常人的感觉 You know, like-like the kind people feel.
-上帝啊 -凯特 - Oh, my God. - Cate,
你能放松点吗 would you just relax?
我还怎么放松啊 How am I supposed to relax?
要是你对我有感觉 我们之间 I mean, how is this supposed to work with all of us,
还有和莱克丝 该怎么相处啊 with Lux, if you have feelings for me?
你为什么要跟我说这个 I mean, why would you ever tell me this?
我可没有 我是跟艾比说的 I didn't! I told... I told Abby.
这下我们相处该多尴尬 Now it's going to be so weird when I'm around you.
莱克丝也会尴尬 It's gonna be weird for Lux,
你也会 瑞安也会 and weird for you, and weird for Ryan.
上帝 瑞安 Oh, my God-- Ryan.
我该怎么跟他说才好 What am I supposed to tell him?
你一直就是他的眼中钉 You are like this gigantic issue for him.
他好不容易回来了 我们很幸福 You know what? He's finally back. We're happy.
我们现在本该在沙滩上结婚的 We are supposed to be on the coast getting married.
上帝 凯特 别说了 God, Cate, shut up!
我们在一起 你要多嘴 You bitch about us being together, now we're not,
现在我们分手了 你还要多嘴 and you find a way to bitch about that.
这又不是汉堡王 This isn't Burger King!
你想要什么就要什么 You don't get everything your way.
恕我 回避一下 I'm gonna just, um, duck out.
你生气我和贝斯在一起的原因 You know, the reason that you're mad that Baze and I are together
不是因为你担心莱克丝 isn't because you're worried about Lux,
或是因为你担心 我们会毁了你的婚礼 or you're afraid that we're gonna ruin your stupid wedding.
其实你害怕的是 你自己会毁了这场婚礼 It's because you're afraid you're gonna ruin your wedding
因为你对贝斯还有感觉 because you have feelings for Baze,
而你不想瑞安知道 and you don't want Ryan to know it.
好了 艾比 少跟我讲心理治疗那一套的 Okay, Abby, enough with the therapy talk.
你好像是 在网上 拿的执照吧 You got your license, like, online.
给我听好 One class!
你现在正急着跟瑞安结婚 You're rushing to marry Ryan,
但是当贝斯说他还喜欢你 你还是一阵悸动 but the second Baze says he likes you, you freak out.
如果你对贝斯没感觉了 If you didn't have feelings for Baze,
你根本就无所谓 it wouldn't matter to you.
他刚刚告诉你 说他对你还有感觉 He just told you that he has feelings for you.
你至少也得感动一下吧 The least you can do is appreciate it for one second.
如果是我 我会的 I would.
关于你和我 So you and I...
我们该谈谈 Uh, we should talk about this.
关于你的感觉 You know, about your feelings.
我不是不领情 相信我 I-I didn't mean to seem ungrateful. Believe me,
-我都有点受宠若惊了 -我... - I am flattered. - Oh, I...
我对你根本就没感觉 好吗 我... I don't have any feelings for you, okay? I...
我撒谎了 I lied.
什么 What?
我只是跟艾比这么说 Yeah, I just told Abby that
因为我觉得这是唯一能 because I thought that that was the only way
让她接受分手这一事实的原因 that she was gonna accept that it was over.
我不想让你认为 I didn't want you to think
我和艾比只是一时兴起 that what Abby and I had was just a fling.
我当初只是想证明 I just wanted to prove that I could be
对莱克丝 对我自己 还有对你证明 in a real relationship to Lux and to myself,
我可以对感情认真 因为 to you, because,
不管你相不相信 凯特 believe it or not, Cate,
我很在乎你对我的看法 I care what you think about me.
所以你骗了我 So you lie to me?
还骗了我妹妹 And you lie to my sister?
你想知道我怎么看你吗 You want to know what I think of you?
无足轻重 Not much.
所以 这家人 想收养你 So, this family-- the ones that wanted you?
我收拾好行李 准备要走 I packed up... to go,
可没过一会儿 which didn't take long
我又把行李重新拿了出来 since I'd barely unpacked.
我知道 我在抓紧了 I know, I know. I'm hurrying.
我在找那顶 灰色的帽子 I've been looking for that-that gray hat
-有口袋的那个 -莱克丝 - with the pocket. - Lux.
我敢说 一定又是丹尼斯把它把偷走了 I swear, Denise stole it again.
他们改主意了 They changed their mind.
那家人 The family.
你说他们改主意了 是什么意思 What-What do you mean, they changed their mind?
他们想要个更小的孩子 They wanted to go with a younger kid.
一个男孩 A boy.
为什么 Why?
他们想要一个 需要他们的孩子 They wanted a child who wanted them,
而他们看得出来 你并不需要 and they could tell that you didn't.
很抱歉 亲爱的 I'm sorry, honey.
也好 That's cool.
反正我也不怎么想跟他们走 I didn't want 'em anyway.
那是一个转折点 That was the turning point.
那时我知道 什么也阻止不了我了 That's when I knew nothing was going to stop me
我要独立 from getting emancipated.
我不再期望妈妈的出现 That I wasn't going to wait around for my mom anymore,
或是等着被那些人拒绝 or be turned down by people
那些最初我就不想被他们收养的人 that I didn't even want in the first place.
然后 不到一年之后 Then, less than a year later,
我站在法官的面前 I was standing in front of a judge,
我的监护权又被判给了凯特和贝斯 being given back to Cate and Baze.
真是让人无语啊 It's ironic, huh?
我等了16年 终于不再需要他们了 I waited 16 years not to want them,
这个时候 他们又出现了 and... and that's when i got them.
天啊 God,
莱克丝 Lux,
你经历了那么多不堪回首的事 what you've been through,
现在提起来 还显得那么轻松 and you seem so okay sometimes.
过去的终究会过去的 It's easy to forget.
怪不得 你会对琼斯有那样的反应 No wonder you reacted to Jones like that.
什么反应 抓狂吗 What, crazy?
不是 是人性使然 No. Human.
拒绝别人 是一件... Rejection-- it's, uh...
拒绝是一件很难的事 It's a hard thing to shake off.
而不被需要的感觉更糟 You know, it sucks to not feel wanted,
即使是一个你并不在乎的人 even if it's somebody you don't really want.
想想琼斯 You know, think about Jones.
被一个他很在乎的人拒绝 Being rejected by somebody who he really does want.
如果你能跟他谈谈 If you talk to him,
跟他解释 explain things...
他会理解的 he'll understand.
我很高兴 凯特要和你结婚了 I'm glad Cate's marrying you.
我也是 Me, too.
你还没睡吧 Are you awake?
睡了 No.
我骗了你 I lied.
我其实 I don't...
其实我对凯特没有感觉 I don't have feelings for Cate.
我 I, um...
我只是想告诉你 我不能 I was trying to tell you I can't...
我不能和你在一起 I can't do this.
我是如此努力地 I mean, not after I've worked so hard
试图解决和凯特之间的问题 to make things right with Cate.
但却没尽如人意 But it wasn't... computing.
我们不能在一起 艾比 I can't date you, Abby.
过去的几个月 I spent the last few months
我努力弥补 16年前犯下的错误 trying to make up for something I did 16 years ago.
16年的时间 因为这个错误 And I've spent the last 16 years
我成了一个 连自己都无颜面对的人 not living up to who I wanted to be because of it.
但是和你在一起 But being with you...
提醒了我 被人看见 it reminded me how nice it is
自己在努力地改变 是件多么美好的事 to be seen by someone the way you want to be seen.
你是说 你希望 You mean sees you the way
凯特看见你的变化 是吗 you wish Cate would see you, right?
我也许只是一个 I may be a therapist
需要靠教瑜珈来贴补家用的 心理医师 who needs to supplement her income with yoga.
但是我的经验告诉我 But I've taken enough classes to know that
你说对凯特有感觉的话 what you said about Cate.
是有感而发的 It came from somewhere.
那逼迫你说谎的原因 The fact that that was your go-to lie...
有时 比你以为的 更加真实 ...there's probably more truth to it than you think.
来电了 Power's back.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
道路开放了 The roads just opened.
瑞安在外面 帮你检查车 Ryan's outside, checking your car.
你去哪儿了 在琼斯家吗 Where were you? Were you at Jones's?
本来是的 Originally.
我和瑞安在电台待了一个晚上 Ryan and I actually spent the night trapped at the station.
我想应该比困在这里好点 Which I'm guessing was better than being trapped here.
和贝斯 艾比一起 With Baze and Abby.
对不起 我什么也没告诉你 I'm sorry I didn't say anything.
不 至少现在我知道你为什么生贝斯的气 No, at least now I understand why you were so mad at Baze.
你也可以生气的 It's okay for you to be mad, too.
生贝斯的气 At Baze, I mean.
不 我没有 No, I'm not...
我没有生他的气 I'm not mad at Baze.
我只是 I'm just...
更生我自己的气 more mad at myself.
我嫉妒他们 这是事实 You know, it's true. I was jealous of them.
这意味着什么 我有些害怕 I'm a little scared about what that means.
瑞安会怎么想 Or what Ryan's going to think that means.
他大概会想 你也是人 Probably... that you're human.
如果需要我 我在妈妈那儿 If you need me, I'll be at Mom's.
艾比 等等 Hey, Abby, um,
我们谈一谈 you and I, we should talk.
我去跟贝斯打声招呼 I'm going to go say hey to Baze.
艾比 我们之间怎么了 Abby, I mean, what happened between us?
小时候我们是那么亲密 You and I, we used to be so close when we were kids.
是莱克丝的出现 Lux happened.
自从你发现你怀上了莱克丝 Since the minute you found out you were pregnant with Lux,
就像是 it was...
你就好像把我给甩开了 it was like you cut me off.
感觉你不想让别人陪在你身边 It was like you-you wouldn't let anyone be there for you.
若那时有人陪在我身边 我高兴还来不及 I would have loved if someone had been there for me.
但贝斯 妈妈 爸爸 还有你 You know, Baze, Mom... Dad, you.
你们都不在身边 No one was.
凯特 我那时才14岁 I was 14, Cate.
你不能把我和他们归在一起 You can't lump me in with them.
我也只是个孩子 I was a kid, too.
我想重新进入你的生活 I want to be in your life again.
也许 这就是为什么我会和贝斯约会 Maybe that's why I was dating Baze.
我确实 有些想和他在一起 I mean, part of me wanted him, yeah.
但我更需要的是你 But maybe a bigger part of me just wanted you.
过来 Come here.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
昨天 我应该告诉你的 I should have told you yesterday.
关于贝斯和艾比 You know, about Baze and Abby.
不是为逃避这一切 才和你一起私奔 Instead of just wanting to elope to avoid the whole thing.
我只是 I was just...
我只是怕我疯狂的家人们 会将事情搞砸 I was just so afraid of my crazy family messing this up.
更害怕被我自己搞砸 Or worse, me messing this up.
我知道我无法逃避 Look, I know I can't run away
假装他们不存在 and pretend that they don't exist.
我也不想以这个为由 和你结婚 And I don't want to marry you under false pretenses.
我保证过 永远不对你撒谎 I promised I'd always tell you the truth.
贝斯和艾比的事 令我很生气 So, Baze and Abby it upset me.
气得不行 A lot.
我怕如果我告诉你 你会因此而不安 And I was afraid that if I told you that it would upset you.
我明白 凯特 I get it, Cate.
相信我 如果我还在意你和贝斯的过去 And believe me, if I hadn't made peace with your history with Baze,
我不会再回到你身边 I never would have come back.
也不会再次和你结婚 Or said yes. Again.
他伤害了你 Look, I... he hurt you.
他在你生命中最脆弱无助的时候 I mean, he rejected you at a time in your life
抛弃了你 when you were most vulnerable.
他离开之后 又和你妹妹约会 And then he goes and he starts dating your sister.
他就像是在故技重演 So it's like he's doing it all over again.
你不需要他的认可 You don't need his approval.
你不需要任何人的认可 You don't need anybody's approval.
无论如何 你有我的认可 But for what it's worth, you got mine.
我不管现在哪座桥仍然不开放 Look, I don't care what bridges are still closed.
我们可以预定海边的酒店 举行婚礼 We can book it to the coast and get married.
那是我想要的 I want that.
真的 I do.
真的 但是现在 I do, but right now,
我们去一个近点的地方 行吗 let's just go somewhere closer, okay?
怎么样 Well?
你和琼斯怎么样了 How'd it go with Jones?
你向他解释了 You explained things?
你说的对 You were right.
他理解 He understood.
那就好 All right, well,
不去海边 那我们去哪儿呢 if we're not going to the coast, where are we going?
你都带齐了吧 You got everything?
你的牙刷 You got your toothbrush
你的榨汁机 Got your French press. Mm-hmm.
-"秘密"光碟 -这是我的 - Uh, the DVD of The Secret? - That's mine.
我们带了吃的来 We brought provisions.
好东西哟 Real provisions.
米摩沙和血腥玛丽分别为两种鸡尾酒的名字 米摩沙和血腥玛丽 Mimosas and Bloody Marys.
这是怎么回事 What happened?
我以为你们正在海边举行婚礼 I thought you guys were getting married on the coast?
没有 计划有变 Uh, no, another change of plans.
我们决定在这里举行 We decided to do it here.
别告诉我 你指的是我们这个男人窝 Please tell me you don't mean in our man cave.
不 不是在你们的男人窝 No, not here in your man cave.
就在这座城市 和所有我们爱的人一起 Here in the city with everyone we love.
不管是你们怎么乱伦 有多神经质 No matter how incestuous and insane you all are.
我们想在家人面前举行 We want to do it with our families.
那 日子定在什么时候 Uh, so when... when is the big day?
你们还是要等到六月份 You guys still getting married in June?
两周后 Two weeks.
真的 Really?
是的 我们认为是时候 Yeah, we decided that we've waited long enough
组成一个家庭了 所以 to be a family, so...
是时候让你有一个真正的家了 And you've waited long enough to have one.
大概 Oh, it's...
我将需要两个伴娘 it's probably going to take me two maids of honor
来完成我的婚礼 不知道 to pull this off. So, I don't know
两位感不感兴趣 if you guys would be interested.
好啊 好啊 好啊 Yes! Yes! Yes!
好 那就行 Yes? Okay.
谢谢 Thank you
来 干杯 Okay, a toast.
为凯特和瑞安干杯 Okay. To Cate and Ryan.
干杯 Cheers.
为凯特和瑞安 To Cate and Ryan.