Is this a pyjama party or a funeral? 这到底是睡衣晚会还是葬礼啊?
A pyjama party.Come on，guys. 睡衣晚会。来吧,一起跳.
Mike.Mike!Ahhhh! 迈克,迈克!啊----!
Shhhhh! 嘘-----!
You scare me like that again, 你再那样吓我,
I'm going to slug you. 我要杀了你.
Ben, you said you were up to this caper, 本,你说你能够胜任的,
now if you're not... 现在,如果你不...
I bought the snake from Stinky Sullivan, didn't I? 我从斯汀金萨利汶那儿买的这条蛇,不是吗?
And I got it in the house, didn't I? 是我把它放进屋里的,不是吗?
I even got mum and dad to go for a walk. 我还让爸爸,妈妈出去散步.
I've done everything. 所有事都是我干的,
You've done nothing. 你什么事都没干.
Wrong.Look. 错.听好了,
First, I'm the guy who thought of this plan. 首先,这主意是我想出来的;
And second, I let you help me. 其次,是我找的你来帮忙的.
Alright, now for the next step. 好了,现在下一步.
Ok now, do you remember what you are supposed to say 你知不知道你应该说什么?
when I run in there to rescue the girls? 当我跑进来救那些女孩的时候
Yeah.Be careful,Mike! 好吧,小心点,迈克!
Cecil's poisonous. 塞西尔有毒.
No, no,Ben. 不不,本.
Don't call the snake Cecil.Right? 别再管那蛇叫塞西尔了,好么?
That's his name. 那是他的名字,他就叫这个.
Ben, it's supposed to be a wild snake. 本,它应该是条野蛇吧,
Wild snakes don't have names. 野蛇是没有名字的.
How do you know? 你怎么知道?
Ben. 本.
Think snakes go around calling each other 'Hey you'? 在脑子里想想,蛇到处都是,互相说"嗨,你好么"?
Look. I don't care. 听着,我不在乎.
Let's just get the plan straight.Alright? 咱们先说计划,好么?
The plan! 计划!
Why are people trying to do to me? 为什么大家一直要吓我一跳?
What's going on? 怎么回事?
Ah...Nothing. 啊……没事.
Oh,how long is nothing being going on?. 太平了几分钟？
About ten minutes. 大约10分钟。
Mike, you promised me you wouldn't bother your sister's slumber party. 麦克，你答应我不破坏你妹妹的睡衣派对。
Look, mum. I gave you my word that I would not set foot in that house.And sure not in your up. 嘿，妈妈，我想你保证过不踏足室内一步。到你来一步也没有。
You've been doing any dirty work? 你们在搞什么鬼？
See-see is not dirty. 看看又没什么。
See-see? 看看？
Hey,Kate! Come around and say hello to Meggie and all. 嘿，凯特，过来和麦吉以及大伙打声招呼。
You! 你们好!
Grandma. 奶奶.
Hey, what's happened? 嗨,这是怎么回事?
Yeah.Well, we just happened to be in the neighborhood, 耶.这么回事,我们刚巧在附近,
and we thought we'd drop in. 所以就想过来看看你们.
You're two hundred miles from home. 你们离家已经200英里了.
No,we aint. 不,没那么远.
This is home. 这儿就是家.
The house has been sold. 房子已经卖了.
What, you sold your ... 什么,你们卖了自己的……
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! 啊--------------!
They've found Cecil. 塞西尔已经被他们发现了.
Show me that smile again Oh, show me that smile
Don't waste another minute on your crying
We're nowhere near the end We're nowhere near
The best is ready to begin
As long as we got each other
We got the world spinning right in our hands
Baby, you and me
We gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming
As long as we keep on giving
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine
All the time
We got each other
Sharing the laughter and love
Ahhh! 啊---!
Wow, wow! Easy now,ladies. 哇,哦!等会儿,女士们,
What seems to be the problem? 问题会是什么啊?
Snake! 蛇!
Oh no! 哦,不!
It's probably in the sleeping bag,Mike. 它可能在睡袋里,迈克.
They like warm places. 蛇喜欢温暖的地方.
Alright.Now stand back,everybody. 无所谓.现在,大家向后站.
Ben, if I don't make it, call nine-one-one. 本,如果你受不了,就打911.
Nice touch! 一手妙招!
Wait a minute, I smell a rat. 等等,我闻到有老鼠.
A rat?Ahhhh! 老鼠?啊---!
Don't worry. 别担心.
I'll get rid of it. 我去干掉它.
Ahh! 啊--!
What's going on here? 怎么回事这儿?
What are you doing with Stinky Sullivan's snake? 你们都对斯汀金萨利汶的蛇做了些什么?
Yep, that's my brother. 对,那是我哥哥,
Crazy and funny,Mike. 迈克,疯疯癫癫又有点可笑.
Would you guys please do something about Mike? 你们能不能治一治迈克？
He's embarrassing me beyond belief. 他让我无地自容,说出来都难以相信.
Yeah, just like for the party like.Ha ha ha. 哈哈,这才像个派对样.
Oh，Carol! 哦,开萝尔!
Grandma! 奶奶!
Look,how my little baby girl has grown up. 看,我的小乖孙女长得有多高了.
Why, have you started wearing a bra? 啊,你已经开始戴胸罩了?
Mum, my life is over. 妈妈,我没命了.
Mike, Ben, in the kitchen,now. 迈克,本,现在到厨房来.
You were great,Cecil. 你太棒了,塞西尔.
Mum, let's talk in the kitchen. 妈妈,咱们到厨房里聊.
Well, at least you have a kitchen 好吧,不管怎么说你还有个厨房.
Don't worry about it,Shelly. 别担心蛇,雪莉,
The snake has gone. 蛇已经没了.
What...what about the rat? 不过,还有老鼠呢?
Oh,the rat! Ahh!!! 老鼠!啊--!!!
Now,Mike.We all agreed. 现在,迈克.我们当初一致同意,
There's nobody in that living room tonight, 今晚客厅里谁都不许呆.
except Carol and her friends. 除了开萝尔和她的朋友之外,
Come on dad. 得了,爸爸.
How can you're picking on just me? 你怎么能这样,单挑出我来?
Well because I'm sure little Ben is an innocent party to all of this. 因为我肯定小本对这些还一无所知.
Ah ha ha ha. 啊 哈哈哈.
Ben and Mike, upstairs and in bed right now. 本还有迈克,现在上楼睡觉.
And take your reptile with you. 把你的蛇带上..
That way. 走那边.
Ok.Alright.But before we go, 没问题.不过,在我们走之前,
let's just clear up exactly what this off limits area includes. 说清楚,禁区都包括具体是哪儿?
Go! 快滚!
So，mum, this business of selling the house. 那,妈妈,卖房子这件事,
What's going on? 到底怎么回事?
Nothing I care to discuss right now. 现在我什么也不想说.
I was just going out to talk to Ed. 我正想出去和埃德聊聊.
You know how Ed and I love to pal around. 你知道,埃德和我多想呆在一块.
Ed! 埃德!
Where can I plug this? 这个插哪儿?
Well, 这个.
Anywhere,daddy. 哪儿都行,爸爸.
I was just coming out to see you,Ed. 我刚要出来看你,埃德.
Why? 为什么?
Daddy, he wants to see your trailer. 爸爸,他想看看你的房车.
Maggie, that is not a trailer. 麦琪,那不是辆房车,
That is 1987 Meanderer deluxe, 而是辆1987年产的"漫步者"豪华车.
The vagabonds dream machine. 发动机是"流浪者之梦".
The vagabonds dream machine. "流浪者之梦"的机器.
You know about that? 对这个你也有了解?
Oh, I've seen the ad. 哦,我看过它的广告.
Ah.Well, maybe you'd like to go outside and check it out? 啊.或许你会喜欢出去亲自试一试?
Maybe you can help me turn it around. 或许你还可以帮我把它掉个方向?
Well, alright. 好的,没问题.
So mum, why on earth did you sell your house? 那,妈妈,到底是为了什么你们把自己的房子给卖了?
I blame it all on my cousin Effie. 我觉得这事都怪你堂姐Effie.
What did she do? 她都做了些什么?
She died. 她死了.
Oh I'm sorry. 哦,我很难过.
I never liked her anyway. 不管怎么,我都不是很喜欢她.
But I did go to her funeral. 不过,她的葬礼我还是去了.
I was only gone three days. 我只不过去了三天.
When I came back, 可当我回到家的时候,
your father had sold the house without even consulting me, 你父亲已经把房子给卖了,跟我都没说一声,
and bought that monstrosity out there, 然后就买了外面的那个怪物,
which he says we are going to spend the rest of our days in. 他说要跟我在那里面共渡余生.
Well, that doesn't sound like daddy. 不过,那听起来不像是爸爸的一贯做法.
Oh yes it does. 哦,是,他就是这样.
He's been acting strangely 他做事一直都很怪异.
ever since we went to Niagara Falls. 自从我们从尼亚加拉大瀑布回来之后,
When did you go to Niagara Falls? 你们什么时候去的尼亚加拉大瀑布?
On our honeymoon. 在我们渡蜜月期间.
Mum, have you told daddy 妈妈,你告没告诉过爸爸
how unhappy you are about all of this? 你对所有这一切有多不开心?
Oh, I've given him plenty of hints. 哦,我已经给他很多暗示了.
I sit still, 我默默地坐着,
staring straight ahead with a vacant look on my face. 眼睛盯着前方,目光茫然.
Mum, you always have a vacant look on your face. 妈妈,你平常一直都目光茫然.
Go ahead. 继续.
Oh,that's ok. 哦,可以了.
No, see for yourself. 不,你自己亲眼看看.
I take your word for it. 你的话我相信的.
You never take my word for it. 你从来没有把我的话当真.
Ok, let's see.Ooh! 好吧,咱们看一看.噢!
Well? 好么?
Nice. 非常好.
Yeah.And it's durable too. 耶.而且,坚固耐用.
It is.I can tell.Oops! 的确,看得出.啊!
Ah!Hah hah! 啊!哈哈!
Ah,you know, the brochures never do these things justice. 知道么,宣传手册总是不客观
Press the round thing a me jig. 按那个圆的按钮
No, that's alright. 不,不用了.
Press the dark...That's it. 按那个黑色的东西……就是那个.
Ha ha! Sweet! 哈哈！贴心.
I figure, if this is going to be my castle, 我想,如果这是我的城堡,
I ought to have a decent throne. 那我应该有一个华贵的宝座.
I could be happy in there. 在那儿我会很高兴的.
Listen. 听好了,
Out in Hollywood, some of the stars use this, 在好莱坞,有些明星也用这个----
uh, meanderer deluxe for their dressing rooms. "漫步者"豪华,作为他们的化妆间. 111
Ah! Uh hu. 啊!是么!可不是,
I figure, if it's good enough for Lony Anderson, 我想,如果劳尼安德森都觉得它很好,
its good enough for a retired cop. 那对我一个退役的警察就没得说了.
Well,this is terrific,Ed. 真是一个令人难以置信的埃德.
Forget Lony Anderson. 忘了劳尼安德森跟您没法和比.
Hoo hoo, I can't. 我忘不了.
Oh. Cowabunga! 哦.
I didn't know you had a sense of humor. 你还挺有幽默感的么.
You show me a man who's been married for seventeen years, 你向我展示你的是一个已经结婚17年的男人,
I'll show you a man with a sense of humor. 那我会向你展示我是一个还有点幽默感的男人.
You know you're Ok. 你知道你还是不错的.
Oh, look at that captain's chair! 哦,看,船长的宝座!
Would you like to try it on for size? 想不想试试,看看大小如何?
Could I? 我可以么?
Be my guest. 欢迎你成为我的客人.
Oh, right!Oh Ed! 哦,好!哦,埃德!
Ha? 哈?
I envy you, Ed. 真让人眼红啊,埃德.
You envy me? 你眼红我?
You're kidding? 你在开玩笑?
Cruising those highways, 巡行在高速公路上,
every day a different vista out of that window, 每一天窗户外面的景致都不同;
tied to nothing but the open road and free to find adventure, 路在脚下延伸,没有尽头,无边的风景,
and follow wherever it leads. 天马行空.
No responsibilities. 无忧无虑;
No patients waiting for you 没有一大堆病人天天等着你,
with problems that would just break your heart 各式各样的问题,让你的心灵饱受折磨.
if you didn't remind yourself constantly 如果你偶尔忘了自己是位医生,
to keep your professional distance. 保持职业所必需的与病人之间的距离,
What the hell are you talking about? 你到底在说什么?
Nothing. 没事.
You know, when the kids grow up 知道么,当孩子长大成人以后,
I would love to try something like this. 我也会这么做的.
You would? Uh huh. Gee! 你也会? 啊呵. 好!
I just hope I have the courage to do what you did. 不过,我希望我能有您的那份勇气.
Courage? 勇气?
Wow. Boy! Jason, 哇.杰森,
I haven't been wrong about you all these years, have I? 这么些年来,我一直没有看错你,没有吧?
You called me Jason. 你叫我杰森.
That is your name,isn't it? 杰森不是你的名字么?
Yeah. 对.
Jason! 杰森!
In here,honey. 在这儿呢,亲爱的.
Margaret Catherine.Come in here 玛格丽特凯瑟琳,到这儿来,
and see what your dear old dad had the courage to buy. 看看你亲爱的老爸买了什么?
You can do it. 你可以那么做.
No, I can't. 不,我不可以.
Yes,you can. 不,你可以.
No,I can't. 不,我不可以.
Come,come. Jason, we have to go. 过来过来，杰森,我们得走了.
Jason, I want to show you something. 杰森,我还想让你看件东西.
This can wait,Maggie. 这可以可拖一拖,麦琪.
No, it can't. 不,这不能拖.
Did he just call you Jason? 他刚才叫你了么,杰森?
Jason, when I say the words 'meanderer deluxe', 杰森,每当我说"漫步者"的时候,
now what one feature comes to mind? 现在我有的是一个什么的想法啊?
You didn't order the ... 你没订购……
custom cabin level control high box!I know! 水平控制箱!
There it is,right here. 不过也没问题,
You never can tell when you're going to have to park on a ten degree angle. 你不可能知道有时候会必须把车停在10度的坡上。
This is not a good time,Maggie. 现在不合适,麦琪.
It can do a forty degree angle. 40度,也没问题.
Oh mum.It's the perfect time. 哦,妈妈,现在太合适不过了.
Ok,Maggie. 嘿,麦琪,
What is it? 什么事?
Maggie? 麦琪?
So with that, I told her that she owed it to herself, 就那而言,我告诉她有她自己的原因,
as well as daddy, 不过爸爸也有责任,
to tell him how she really felt about all of this 她应该告诉爸爸她对此事的真实感受
and for once stand up for her rights. 并应该站出来扞卫自己的利益.
Maggie, that was terrible advice. 麦琪,你这个建议太恐怖了.
Aren't you always telling me 你不是也一直告诉我说,
how important it is to be truthful with each other about our feelings? 夫妻之间彼此敞开心扉有多么多么的重要么?
Honey, that's for us. 亲爱的,对于我们俩是这样的,
Your parents' marriage has never been based on truth. 可是你父母之间的婚姻从来没有建立在这种基础上.
That's a good thing? 那这样好么?
It's kept them happily married for thirty seven years. 他们这个样子,已经愉快地走过了37年的婚姻生活.
Maggie is right. 麦琪是对的.
You are the most pig headed man I have ever met. 你是我见到的最顽固不化的男人,
And I am not setting foot on this over blown tin can again. 你这个破铁罐子我再也不会踏进半步.
That's just fine. 没问题,我不在乎.
Come midnight tonight, I'm pulling out of here, 今天晚上12点,我要从这儿出发,
with or without you. 来不来随你便.
And you can put that in your pipe and smoke it,Miss Gloria Steinbrenner. 你好好想想清楚,葛劳利亚斯坦布莱纳小姐.
Maggie, Jason, which room is mine? 麦琪,杰森,哪个是我的房间?
If you put your faith in any man, 如果你相信一个男人,
you'll live to regret it. 你会日渐后悔.
All men go whacko eventually. 男人,无一例外,到最后会变得脾气怪戾.
You hear me? 你们听到了吗?
Oh yeah. 哦,对.
Carol, go back to your slumber party. 开萝尔,回到你的派对去.
Grandma won't let us. 可是奶奶不放我们走.
It's ok. 没关系的.
Mum, go ahead and make yourself a pot of tea 妈妈,你去给自己沏壶茶,
and Jason and I will make up a bed for you in Carol's room. 杰森和我在开萝尔的房间里给您收拾张床.
Oh, don't go to any trouble. 哦,别麻烦,
I can sleep in the garage. 我可以睡车库里.
You will not. 不行.
Come on,Jason, I want to talk to you. 过来,杰森,我有句话跟你说.
I was afraid of that. 我有点怕.
Grandma.Hi! 奶奶,嗨!
Bennie! 本!
We have such a good time with you. 跟你在一起,我们好高兴啊.
Putting puzzles together, 一块玩字谜,
singing songs around the piano. 一块围着钢琴唱歌.
Piano? 钢琴?
Did I hear someone mention the piano? 我有没有听到有人提到钢琴啊?
Well,Bennie was just saying... 本刚才是说……
Say grandma, you don't happen to know any new tunes, do you? 我说，奶奶,你不会碰巧会什么新曲吧,啊?
Well，as a matter of fact, 不过,说实话呢,
I just bought the Dire Straights song book. 我刚刚买了戴尔斯瑞茨的专辑.
Ohhh! 哦-----!
Hey, did Bennie mention that we just got our piano tuned? 嗨,本刚才有没有提到说要给我们弹一曲钢琴啊?
Jason, you've got to talk some sense into him. 杰森,你得劝劝他，让他恢复理智.
Honey, this is their business. 亲爱的,这是他俩的事,
Let them work it out. 让他们自己解决.
Well，they're not going to work anything out. 他俩不会想出办法的,
Mum will probably never speak to dad again. 妈妈很可能再也不跟爸爸说话了.
How do you know that? 你是怎么知道的?
Because if you ever did anything as stupid as expecting me 因为,如果你要是对我做出什么蠢事,
to live in a little tin thing like some hobo or something, 比如想让我跟你住在个铁罐子里跟流浪汉似的,
I'd certainly never speak to you again. 我肯定不会再跟你说话了.
It's good to find out now. 真好,现在就知道答案了.
(Grandma playing piano and singing) (奶奶一边弹着钢琴一边唱着歌)
Now look at them yo yo's. 看一下这些笨蛋.
That's the way you do it. 你就应该这么做,
You play the guitar on the MTV. 在MTV上弹吉它,
Dad aint working, 爸爸不用上班,
that's the way you do it, 你应该这么做,
money for nothing and your chicks for free. 你能赚到钱，也会有女友倒贴啦
Everybody, let's boogie. 大家跳吧.
Hey,Mike, how many times... 嗨,迈克,多少次了……
Hey, dad. 嗨,爸爸,
We're just protecting the women folk here. 我们正在保护我们的女同胞.
You know especially since that giant prowler's been in the neighborhood, 尤其是最近以来附近地区有大盗出没,
stealing the night gowns of teenage women. 专偷少女的睡衣.
Ahhh! 啊---!
Ed? 埃德?
Oh.Look,Jason, 哦,听着,杰森,
I was just starting to like you, 我刚刚对你有些好感,
so don't go saying something 所以不要跟我说一些
that's going to make me have no use for you again. 会让我对你产生反感你的话,
Ok? 好么?
Well, this could be a short conversation. 好的,只是一个简短的谈话.
Ah,hah hah. Perfect. 很好.
Ed, I could use your help. 埃德,我可能需要你的帮忙.
Car trouble? 汽车方面?
No, you see. 不,是这样的,
Right now, I'm having a problem keeping Maggie happy. 目前,我没有办法让麦琪开心.
Hear, I won't put up with any of that sex talk. 听着,我可接受不了夫妻生活方面的话题,免谈.
Nothing like that,Ed. 和那无关,埃德.
It's just well, 直说吧,
she asked me to come out here and tell you 她要我出来告诉你,
that this whole idea of you spending the rest of your life traveling is... 您的这个什么在余生中周游各地的想法太……
stupid. 荒诞了.
The problem is that I think it's fabulous. 不过我个人还是觉得这主意很不错.
She also wanted me to tell you 麦琪还让我转告您,
that you are treating Kate unfairly. 说您现在这么对待凯特很不公平.
Now I don't know if I agree with that or not, 我不知道这种说法我本人是不是赞同,
but I do know its none of my business. 但我明白,我只是个外人,这是你们两人之间的事情.
Well,you're right about that. 你这说得还没错.
Well,I have to go tell her that we talked about something. 那,我去告诉麦琪说我们谈过了.
Like what? 谈过了什么?
Well, like uh, what am I supposed to say to her when she says 比如,呃,那我该怎么跟她讲
"How come my dad did all this without consulting my mum'? 如果麦琪说"不跟妈妈商量爸爸怎么可以这么做?"
Why should I have to consult her? 我为什么非得给她商量呢?
Well, Ed, some married couple actually do talk to each other. 是这样的,Ed,有些夫妻确实是互相商量着来的.
If you are talking about that Phil Donahue and Marlon Perkins, aint you? 你是在说菲尔道纳修和马龙琥金斯,是不是?
No,Ed.Could you at least tell me 不,埃德.你能不能先给我讲讲,
why you suddenly sold your home? 你为什么突然卖掉自己的房子?
Why? 为什么?
About...I don't know...why. 我自己也不知道为什么.
Maybe I ran out of chores. 也许,我可以从此摆脱家庭琐事的烦恼.
We planted a rose garden, extended the back porch, painted. 我们弄了一个玫瑰花园,扩了后廊,粉刷一新,
I did those things the first six months I was on retirement. 退休头六个月,我就做了这些.
I don't know why. 我自己也说不清楚为什么.
Just recently the leg broke off my old easy chair 只是最近,我那把旧的安乐椅腿折了,
because I was spending so much time sitting in it, 因为我坐在上面时间太久了,
watching that wheel of fortune. 听凭"命运车轮"的安排
Which is not a half bad show, by the way. 不过这也没有什么不好.
Maybe it's because last month we paid the house off. 也或许是因为上个月,房贷我们全部付清了,
After twenty five years and not missing a single payment. 前后25年,一次也有拖欠过.
And to celebrate, we went home and fell asleep. 为了庆贺,我们回到家里,倒头大睡.
I don't know why. 为什么会这样,我也不知道.
Let me ask you something. 我问你个问题,
How many years do you figure you've got left? 你觉得自己还能活几年?
I haven't thought about it much. 这我还没想过太多.
I do. A lot. 我想过,很多.
I understand. 我能理解.
You do? 你真能理解?
Yeah. 对.
Oh, I wish my wife did. 哦,如果我妻子也能理解就好了.
Well,have you tried telling her how you feel? 那,你有没有试着把自己的真实感受跟她讲一讲?
Look, if she wanted to marry a communicator, 听好了,如果她想嫁给一个沟通大师,
she should have married Walter Cronkite. 那她应该去找沃特尔克诺克.
She'll change her mind,won't she? 她会改变主意的,不会吗?
He'll change his mind,won't he? 他会改变主意的,不会吗?
Sure,he will, mum. 会的,他肯定会的,妈妈.
He's a sensitive, giving human being. 他是个敏感,细腻,体贴,奉献不求回报的人.
He's a jackass. 他是头犟公驴。
You're right. 他就是.
Maggie, he's your father. 麦琪,他可是你父亲.
Sorry. 对不起.
What will I do with myself? 我自己该怎么办呢?
Oh mum, I'm sure everything will work out for the best. 哦,妈妈,我肯定一切都会向最好方向发展的.
I know. 我知道了.
I'll do what you did. 我会照你的样子去做,
Resume my career. 重拾我的工作.
Mum, you were a riveter during World War Two. 妈妈,在二战期间您做过铆工.
Oh honey, how did it go? 哦,亲爱的,你那边情况怎么样?
How did it go? 情况怎么样?
Oh, it went well. 哦,情况很好,
Actually, I think it went very well. 实际上,应该说非常好.
Very well indeed. 确实非常好.
Eddie! 埃德!
Daddy! 爸爸!
This has gone far enough. 这太过分了。
This is no business of yours,Margaret Catherine. 这跟你没关系,玛格丽特凯瑟琳.
Do you have anything to say, Kate? 你有什么要说的吗,凯特?
No.Do you have anything to say? 没.你有什么要说的吗?
Not a word. 一个字儿也没.
Alright then. 那好,没关系.
Hold it, mum. 别生气,妈妈.
Now if you're not going to speak for yourself, 如果你不愿意自己说呢,
then I am going to speak for you. 那我来替您说两句.
Maggie, you shouldn't speak for somebody else. 麦琪,你怎么能代替别人呢.
Well,someone sure has to do with the screwy way this man is behaving. 是这样的,某人以后肯定会和这个老头现在一样疯疯癫癫的.
Your father hasn't done anything screwy. 你父亲没有干什么疯疯癫癫的事啊.
Come on,Jason. 得了,杰森.
Just the whole idea of spending the rest of their lives in this thing. 居然有这念头,剩下这半辈子要和老婆在这个罐子里面过.
It's way out there. 看,就在那儿.
Maggie, this happens to be a dream for some people. 麦琪,对某些人而言,这恰巧是一种梦想.
A lot of intelligent responsible people, 有许许多多有头脑的,事业有成的人,-----
I might Ed. 我可以这么说么, 埃德?
Well, name one? 那好吧,列举一个例子?
Me. 我自己.
I'd love to spend the rest of my days like this. 我就想退休之后这么过.
What is it with you men? 你们男人都怎么了?
What do you have against houses? 干嘛你们就跟房子过不去?
Alright, your father might have been acting a little impulsively, 好了,你父亲可能一时冲动,
but he was a desperate man. 做得有点鲁莽,不过,他曾有过绝望无助的时候,
He had nothing to look forward to except 'wheel of fortune'. 没有什么可以指望,只有听凭"命运车轮"的安排.
Which is not a half bad show. 当然这也不是完全不好.
Well then, why didn't he tell mum that? 那,他怎么不告诉妈妈呢?
Because that is not his style. 因为那不是他的脾气.
Well, his style stinks. 那,他的脾气是臭脾气.
His style was fine for thirty seven years. 37年了,他的脾气都没问题。
Thirty eight. 38年.
Mum,do you mind we are having a discussion here. 妈妈,您介意么,我们在这儿讨论这个问题?
Margaret Catherine, 玛格丽特凯瑟琳,
I will not have you talking to your mother that way. 我不准你那样对你妈妈说话.
Well dad.At least I talk to her. 好吧,爸爸,至少我跟妈妈说话.
I can talk to your mother as well as anyone can. 我能跟你妈妈好商好量,不比其它人差.
Kate, I'm sorry. 凯特,对不起,
I should have told you I was selling the house. 我应该早些时候告诉你一声我打算要卖房子.
See.He said told instead of asked. 听到了么?他说的是"告诉",不是要征求别人意见.
Eddie, I didn't know you were so unhappy at home. 埃德,我不知道你在家里是如此的不开心.
Well, you know I don't complain much. 你知道我不会抱怨.
Look, the house hasn't gone through escrow yet. 你看,这个房子还没有交第三者保管.
I can take this thing back to Smiling Jakes Rv and get our money back. 我可以拿回我们的钱.
Eddie, are you asking me what I want to do? 埃德,你要想知道我要做什么么?
Well, kinda, yeah. 有点想,对,我想知道.
Well, what would make you happy is 那好,能让你开心的,
what would make me happy. 都能让我开心.
What are we standing out here for? 我们现在傻站在这儿干么呢?
There's a whole big world out there to see. 外面有一个精彩的世界可以看.
You're right about that ,Kate. 你说得很对,凯特.
Maggie, will you tell the kids we said goodbye? 麦琪,能不能代我们向孩子们道个别?
And it sure was nice talking to you, oh uh oh..... 对了,和你的一席谈话,的确是非常非常受用.
Jason. 杰森.
Right. 对.
Mum, what about your suitcase? 妈妈,你的行李箱怎么办?
Send it to me. 寄给我吧.
In care of general delivery Philadelphia. 让费城投递中心邮寄.
Kate, I was thinking we should go back to Niagara Falls. 凯特,我想,是不是我们应该重返尼亚加拉大瀑布.
If it's Ok? 如果你同意的话?
It's better than Ok. 不是同意,而是非常同意.
Maggie, never mind. 麦琪,别担心,
I won't be needing my clothes. 我用不着自己的衣服了.
Oh,Jason.Isn't it wonderful? 哦,杰森,真的是很美好的一件事情诶!
Yeah. 对.
All that boloney you were spouting, 你刚才喷的都是些鬼话,
how you'd really like to live like that, did the trick. 你多么喜欢住在那样的罐子里，起作用了.
Well, I am a professional. 可不是,我是专家.
Ahhhh! 啊---!
(making monster noises) (模仿鬼怪的声音)
Hi mum, hi dad. 嗨,妈妈,嗨,爸爸,
No worries, it's just me. 别害怕,是我.
This way,Mike. 这边来,迈克.
(Whispers) It worked. (耳语)计划生效了.
He's following me. 他跟我来了.
Where are you? 你在哪?
Over here,Mike. 在这儿呢,迈克.
No, Mike, I said over here. 不,迈克,我说了,是这儿.
Where are you? 你在哪儿呢?
I can't see you,guys. 我看不到你们.
(Girls attack him with shaving foam) (女孩们用刮脸泡沫对迈克突然袭击)