- 不如和我一起溜走吧 - 去墨西哥? - Steal away with me. - To mexico?
沐浴明媚阳光, 欣赏撩人夜色 Sun-drenched days, glamorous nights.
斯蒂尔先生, 这事说起来可笑 And you'll get a boot out of this, Mr. Steele.
我们弄丢了你的申报单 We can't find your tax return.
噢, 我的申报单? 噢! Oh, my tax return? Oh!
有个外国人正在打听坎波斯的下落 Some broad's sniffing around Campos's place.
我的人想逮住她, 可让她给跑了 My people tried to grab her, but she slipped out from under.
她到阿卡普尔科去找你了 She's in Acapulco looking for you.
- 如果她找到我, 他们也会杀了她的 - 谁要杀她? - She finds me, they'll kill her too. - Who'll kill her?
也许在引渡之前, 我得先报警把你抓起来. Maybe I can have you arrested before we extradite you.
斯蒂尔传奇 第二季 Episode 01&02
斯蒂芬妮.金伯里斯 饰 劳拉.霍尔特
皮尔斯.布鲁斯南 饰 雷明顿.斯蒂尔
开罗
伦敦
阿姆斯特丹
圣地亚哥
随我远飏
玛利亚, 你能不能别老是丢三落四的… Maria, you've gotta stop forgetting your--
字幕, 拜托 . Agua, por favor
打扰了, 鄙人是米尔翠.克雷布斯. 九点半我和霍尔特小姐有个预约 Excuse me. Mildred Krebs. I have a 9:30 with Miss Holt.
谁不是呢? Don't we all.
你这是什么口气? Would you be kind enough to announce me?
噢, 亲爱的, 我可不在这儿工作 Oh. Honey, I don't work here.
应该说, 那就是我待在这的原因--看看是否能否找到活干 That's why I'm here-- to find out if I work here.
这儿有负责的人吗? Is there someone I can see who does work here?
有个贼头贼脑的家伙瞅了我们一眼, 然后就缩到那个房间去了 Some fox took one look at us and barricaded himself in there.
打扰了, 借过 Excuse me. Coming through.
哦, 抱歉. 我不是故意的 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
请再耐心一点, 女士 Try to be patient, ladies.
霍尔特小姐马上就到 Miss Holt will be along momentarily.
我和她约好了— I have an appointment--
是的, 是的, 我了解 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I know.
您和霍尔特小姐有个预约 You have an appointment to see Miss Holt.
我不知道是什么耽搁了她, 她一贯风风火火的 I can't imagine what's detained her. She's usually so prompt.
- 你是雷明顿.斯蒂尔? - 对您的久候我表示歉意 - Are you Remington Steele? - Please accept my apologies.
- 你正是我要找的人 - 抱歉 - You're the person I should be speaking to. - I'm sorry.
雇用新秘书是霍尔特小姐的工作 Hiring a new secretary's Miss Holt's bailiwick.
您可以先到那边去, 和其他应聘的女士坐在一起 If you'll just take a seat with the other ladies over there.
你误会了 You don't understand.
- 我是米尔翠.克雷布斯 - 这会儿我可不想讨论应聘的事儿 - I'm Mildred Krebs. - I wouldn't dispute that for a moment.
是您财务审计的事儿! It's about your audit!
米尔翠.克雷布斯. 区域代表 Mildred Krebs. Field representative.
国税局? Internal revenue service"?
啊...你有压力不算奇怪 Nothing to be alarmed about. Uh-huh.
我很清楚"审计"这个词儿 I know how that word "Audit"
对普通人的冲击有多大 Strikes terror in the hearts of the average person.
呼呼, 这冲击可比您想象的大多了 Yes, well, you don't know the half of it, Miss Krebs. Nope.
放心吧, 就是例行公事而已 Purely routine, I can assure you.
你瞧, 计算机是随机抽查的 Now, you see, these computers kick out the names at random,
这回正好你们中奖了 And now it's your turn to be in the spotlight, so to speak.
瞧, 我们对你的事务所执行了财务审计... See, we did an audit of your agency...
将曾为你工作的那些人的纳税申报单 Which necessitated a cross-check audit...
进行反复核对 on the personal returns of all the people that work for you.
有劳拉.霍尔特, 墨菲.米歇尔, 柏妮丝.福克斯, 嗯 We have a Laura Holt, Murphy Michaels, Bernice Foxe. Mm-hmm.
可是--这事说起来可笑, 斯蒂尔先生-- But-- and you'll get a boot out of this, Mr. Steele--
每个人都喜欢看国税局出糗 Everybody loves to give the I.R.S. a big old horselaugh,
这事其实挺让人烦心的. 不过现在我也有点能理解了... And it is embarrassing, now that I come to think about it,
因为... Because...
我们 We--
弄丢了你的申报单 We can't find your tax return.
噢, 我的申报单? 噢! Oh, my tax return? Oh!
你看, 我们刚进了些新电脑. 是的 You see, we put in new computers. Yes.
以前是640-I型, 然后升级到980-z. We went from a 640-I to a 980-z. Oh.
现在又得折腾1020-j I kept pushing for a 1020-j, but,
伙计, 你懂的, 那些官老爷啊 Oh, you know these bureaucracies, my dear.
真正和这些破烂机器打交道的人的意见 They never listen to the people
他们从来就听不进去 who actually have to work these darn machines.
所以我猜, 你的申报单哪 So I guess your tax return
大概被系统塞到某个角落去了 is rattling around in the system someplace.
天知道它什么时候才会再冒出来 Lord knows when it will ever surface.
所以, 如果把你的那份副本给我 So if you will just give me your copy,
几小时之内这个问题就能圆满解决 I will wrap this up in just a few hours.
我的...副本? 对 My copy? Yes.
对. 呃— Yes. Uh--
- 你的副本. - 我的副本. - Your copy. - My copy.
呃, 抱歉, 失陪一会儿 Uh, would you excuse me for a moment, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
劳拉的号码？呃- What's her number? Uh--
劳拉? 你在哪儿? 这儿乱成一锅粥了 Laura? Where are you? It's chaos here.
我这可也不是什么安乐窝 Well, it's no bed of roses here.
我这有整屋子应聘秘书的小妞, 更别提那个-- I have a roomful of seething secretaries, not to mention--
我比你更够呛, 客厅里还躺着个死人呢 I can top that. I have a dead man in my living room.
死人? 噢, 知道是谁吗? A dead man? Oh. Anyone you know?
从他的海员证看, 是我家清洁女工的儿子 According to his maritime papers, he's my cleaning lady's son.
呃, 好吧, 我马上就到 Ah. Uh, I'll be right there, okay?
好的 All right.
啊哈! 早上好, 姑娘们 Ah! Yes, uh-- morning, ladies.
早安, 早安, 早安 Morning, morning, morning.
他叫海克特.菲格罗亚 His name is Hector Figueroa.
他拿着一张到我家的地图, 西班牙文的 He had a detailed map in Spanish to my house...
还有一把旅馆钥匙 And this hotel key.
我原以为敲门的是玛利亚, 她总是忘记带钥匙 I thought it was Maria. She's always forgetting her key.
我去应门, 然后就看到他了 I go to answer the door, and there he was,
抓着个报纸裹着的小包 clutching this package wrapped in newspaper.
小包? 用报纸裹着? Package? Wrapped in newspaper?
这开头可有点《马耳他之鹰》的味道 This is beginning to smack of the Maltese Falcon.
沃尔特·休斯顿在里面扮演一名海军上尉 Walter Huston plays a sea captain who,
字幕 although riddled with bullets,
字幕 Manages to bring Bogart the Falcon wrapped in newspaper.
包里是什么? What was in the package?
一条鱼? A fish?
海克特在一艘捕鲔船上工作 Hector worked on a tuna boat.
我可不认为他挨了三颗子弹来这儿 I don't think he came all this way
就只是为了给你送点新鲜海产 with three bullets in him to bring you catch-of-the-day.
抱歉 Sorry.
也许你应该先解冻 Maybe you'd better defrost it first.
是啊. 好主意 Yes. Good thinking.
啊!!! Ooh!
我明白, 玛利亚, 我理解, 这真的太可怕了 I know, Maria. I know. It was a dreadful, awful thing.
你知道你儿子有过什么仇家吗? Did your son have any enemies that you knew of?
你的儿子, 海克特 Your son, Hector.
拜托你说英文, 玛利亚 In english, please, Maria. Por favor.
这不是海克特, 我儿子可不长这样 That is not Hector. He doesn't look anything like hector.
海克特英俊多了 Hector's much better looking.
可他身上有你儿子的证件 But he was carrying your son's papers.
这不是海克特! 我自己的儿子怎么会不认识 That is not hector! I should know my own son.
上帝啊, 那条鱼! Good lord, the fish!
鱼? 这种场合你们还吃得下东西? Fish? You're gonna eat at a time like this?
玛利亚, 先坐下吧. 我给你倒杯水 Maria, please, sit down. I'll get you a glass of water.
我不想喝水 I don't want a glass of water.
我就想知道为什么这个男人会有我儿子的证件 I want to know why that man has my son's papers.
呃— Uh--
好吧 All right.
噢, 按住了 Ouch. Hold it down.
好. 让我们瞧瞧 All right. Watch it.
里面有什么 What's this?
钻石! Diamonds!
哈. 啊哈 Huh. Uh-huh.
嗯哼! 嗯嗯! 完美无瑕 Mm-mmm! Mmm! "D" Flawless.
橄榄形切工. 每粒近两克拉 Marquis cut. Approximately two carats.
价值大约, 哦, 行市价值大约七万五千美元 Worth about, oh, 75,000 on the open market.
当然, 这只是"外行人"胡乱猜的 Of course, that's just a layman's guess.
- 人走光了, 进来吧 - 我们这是要做什么? - All clear. Come on. - Why shouldn't it be?
有个小问题. 在当前形势下 A slight problem came up, but under the circumstances,
其实我是不想打扰你的 I didn't want to bother you with it.
不过换个角度来看 On the other hand, what good's
有人共同承担对解决问题也是个利好 a problem if you can't share it with someone?
请允许我介绍, 这位是劳拉.霍尔特 Laura Holt, may I present
这位是国税局的米尔翠.克雷布斯 Mildred Krebs from the internal revenue service.
噢, 克雷布斯女士. 我们早上有个预约 Oh, Miss Krebs. We had an appointment this morning.
- 我非常非常抱歉 - 没那个必要 - I'm terribly sorry. - No need to apologize.
让我们开始正事吧 Let's get on with it, shall we?
那么, 劳拉.霍尔特小姐 Now, according to the corporate return,
根据您所签署的申报单 which you signed, Miss Holt,
事务所雇了柏妮丝.福克斯作为秘书和接待员 The company employed a Bernice Foxe as a secretary/receptionist.
很不幸, 福克斯小姐已经离开我们的事务所了 Unfortunately, Miss Foxe is no longer with us.
是啊, 大损失. 她和一个萨克斯手私奔了 Yes, terrible loss. She ran off with a saxophone player.
毫无疑问, 他们正在纽约醉生梦死？？？？？ No doubt they're enjoying some hot licks in New York, eh?
你们还雇了墨菲.米歇尔做调查员 And a Murphy Michaels as an investigator?
恐怕墨菲先生也离开了 I'm afraid Mr. Michaels also left the agency.
他在丹佛开了一家自己的事务所 He opened one of his own in Denver.
离验尸官的办公室不远 Works closely with the coroner's office.
墨菲对查看验尸报告挺有天赋的 Murphy always had a flair for autopsy reports.
克雷布斯女士, 我还是不知道有什么问题 I can't imagine what could be wrong, Miss Krebs.
每分钱的账目都很清楚 Every penny was scrupulously accounted for.
是这样, 好像电脑把我的申报单给弄丢了 It seems that the computer misplaced my return,
克雷布斯女士想看看...呃, 我的副本 And Miss Krebs simply wants to take a peek at, uh, my copy.
- 你的副本? - 正是 - Your copy? - My copy.
克雷布斯女士, 抱歉我们得失陪一会儿 Would you excuse us for a moment, Miss Krebs?
- 你们要去哪儿? - 就在隔壁 - Where are you going? - Just into the next office.
四个小时前他就是往哪儿去的 That's where he went four hours ago.
我们去去就回. 可别睡着了 Be back before you know it. Don't get too comfortable.
好了 Well?
- 让我想想. - 你没有给我办税务申报? - Give me a moment to think. - You didn't file a tax return for me?
- 你那时根本就不.存.在! - 可如果我现在在这儿 - You didn't exist then. - But if I exist now,
我以前就一定得存在啊! I must have existed then!
你的电话 There's a telephone call for you,
霍尔特小姐, 是海岸警卫队的怀尔德中尉 Miss Holt-- A lt. Wilder with the coast guard.
- 多谢 - 你在干什么? Thank you. How are you doing?
呃...检查一下文件 Oh, just checking the files.
麻烦你在外边多等一会儿, 克雷布斯女士 If you'll excuse me for a moment, Miss Krebs.
这儿的文件可都是高度机密 Highly confidential. Ultra sensitive. Okay?
- 这边请. - 好的, 谢谢你中尉 Yes. There you go. Well, thank you, lieutenant.
根据海湾警卫队的记录 According to charts filed with the coast guard,
海克特的船三天前停靠在阿卡普尔科港口 Hector's boat was off the coast of acapulco three days ago.
这能说明什么? What does that prove?
包那条鱼的是一张阿卡普尔科的报纸, 印刷日期在三天前 The fish was wrapped in An acapulco newspaper three days old.
这把钥匙应该就是某家阿卡普尔科酒店的 Oh. This key is from an acapulco hotel.
拿着海克特证件的那个家伙可能就在那儿落过脚 Whoever that is with Hector's papers probably boarded there.
- 你打算干什么 - What are you doing?
国际旅行嘛, 总得拿上护照 One usually needs a passport for international travel.
- 那你打算去哪儿? - 墨西哥 - Well, where are you going? - Mexico.
- 墨西哥. - 嗯, 墨西哥 - Mexico? - Yes, Mexico.
你知道的, 卢普.贝莱斯, 玛丽亚.蒙芝, 小佩德罗.阿门达雷兹 (注: 均为墨西哥著名演员) You know, Lupe Velez, Maria Mnotez, Pedro Armendáriz.
劳拉, 你不能就这样过去 Laura, you just can't take off like this.
我是为了玛利亚 I'm doing it for Maria.
她非常担心她儿子 She's worried sick about her son.
也许他正身处险境 He could be in all kinds of danger.
我知道. 但这样你就更不应该只身前往 I know. All the more reason you can't go down there alone.
- 不如随我一起溜走吧 - 去墨西哥? - Then steal away with me. - To mexico?
沐浴明媚阳光, 欣赏撩人夜色 Sun-drenched days, glamorous nights.
我们就不能找个近点的地方沐浴阳光吗? Couldn't we be drenched someplace closer to home?
有什么妨碍你和我一起去吗? Is there something that precludes your going to Mexico with me?
哦, 没什么. 只是...呃, 其实我没有可用的护照 Well, no, it's just that, uh, I don't have a valid passport.
如果我记得没错, 我们刚认识那会儿你可有一大堆护照 As I recall, when we met you had an abundance of passports.
是的, 是的, 我知道 Yes, yes, I know. But now
可现在我已经开始改邪归正了 that I'm trotting the straight-and-narrow,
再用那些假护照可不太好 I wouldn't feel right using one of those.
那好吧, 你就留在这儿继续和国税局的大妈周旋... All right. You stay here and fend off the I.R.S....
直到我想出个说得过去的理由 Until I can think of a
能解释你为什么没有申报单 plausible reason why you didn't file a tax return.
- 劳拉, 劳拉, 求求你了, 等等 - 斯蒂尔先生? - Laura, laura, please, just wait-- Mr. Steele?
在哪儿呢? 哪儿? 我的小苹果在哪儿呢? Digging, digging, digging, digging, digging.
是不是有什么问题, 你无法提供申报单副本? Is there some reason you can't produce a copy of your tax return?
什么? 呃-- Huh? Uh--
我必须向你坦白, 克雷布斯女士 I have a confession to make, Miss Krebs.
我确实没作过纳税申报, 那些年有些...特殊情况 I didn't file a tax return for that particular year.
- 为什么? - 因为...那个-- Why not? Well, because-- because--
您先请坐下. 因为, 呃-- Please, sit there. Because, uh--
因为我根本就没有收入 Because I didn't earn any income.
您看, 公司的申报单都在这儿 It's all here in the corporate return.
雷明顿.斯蒂尔一毛钱都没领到过 Remington Steele was not paid a salary.
即使如此, 斯蒂尔先生, 公司也以实物方式支付了您的薪水 Be that as it may, Mr. Steele. But you were paid in kind.
什么实物? Paid in what kind?
事务所为您包了一辆车, 雇了司机, 还租了一间公寓, 这些都没报税 The agency wrote off a car, a chauf=feur, an apartment.
如果您想说这些都不属于私人收入 The only valid reason not to declare those items as income...
那除非您把百分之一百的时间都花在公司业务上了 Would be if you devoted 100% of your time in business.
那还用说! 我的意思是 Of course I did! I mean, I sleep,
呼吸, 睡觉, 哪怕发梦的时候我都在干活! breathe, dream private investigating.
明早九点半我会去您的公寓拜访 I'll be around at 9:30 tomorrow morning to inspect your domicile.
如果那儿有什么私人物品 And if it contains one single,
哪怕只有一件 solitary item of a personal nature,
我过往的经验就派得上用场了 My past experience will come in handy.
什么样的过往经验? What past experience was that?
老娘在欺诈调查组干过六年 Six years with the fraud squad.
您好, 有什么我可以效劳的? Well, hi. Can I help you?
希望如此. 我叫劳拉.霍尔特 I hope so. My name's Laura Holt.
是一名私家侦探, 从洛杉矶来 I'm a private investigator from Los Angeles,
我想找这个男人 and I'm attempting to locate this man.
他洛杉矶的叔叔最近过世了 His uncle in Los Angeles passed away recently...
给他留了一笔小小的遗产 And left him a small inheritance.
很不幸, 我们没有他当下的住址 Unfortunately, there's no current address for him.
不过, 我了解到 I did, however, manage to
他曾经在这座酒店出现过 learn that he may have been at this hotel...
就几天前. 也许是位客人 A few days ago, perhaps as a guest.
这家伙可不是什么客人. 他叫佩德罗 That's no guest. That's Pedro.
- 你认识他? - 当然认识 - You know him? - Yes, I do.
他是这儿的行李员. 佩德罗.坎波斯 He's a bellman here. Pedro Campos.
正是这个名字 That's the correct name, all right.
不过很遗憾 Yeah, but I'm afraid he
他已经没来这上班了, 呃, 从三天前起 hasn't come to work for the past, uh, three days.
- 哎呀, 真不巧! - 是啊 Oh, my. What a shame. Yeah.
那么, 也许你能给我他的地址? Well, perhaps you could give me his current address.
我想告诉坎波斯先生他走运了 I do so want to tell senor Campos of his good fortune.
我会瞧瞧我能做什么 I will see what I can do.
我还想要一个房间. 如果可以的话, 最好是2009号房 I'd also like a room. If at all possible, I'd like, uh, 2009.
2009? 您一个人吗? 2009? Are you alone?
是啊. 我一个人来的 Yes. I'm quite alone.
我喜欢这样. 你懂的, 现代女性嘛, 特立独行 I prefer it that way. You know, modern woman and all.
是啊. 可我还是不明白, 呃... Yeah. Then I don't know why, uh,
为什么您会指定要2009号房 You would like to have the room 2009.
- 那可是蜜月套间 - 噢, 蜜月套间 - It's a honeymoon suite. - Oh, the honeymoon suite.
哈哈, 难怪我姐姐会推荐呢 Well, no wonder my sister recommended it.
她说那是她住过的最棒的房间 She said it was the most satisfying room she'd ever been in.
这间房得提前几个月预订才行 It's booked solid months in advance.
啊,好吧，这样的话 Ah. Well, in that case,
随便给我来一间好了 I'll take any old thing you have available.
好的 请稍等一会儿 Okay. It will be a few minutes.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 请问您的姓名 先生 - 马丁.林 - And your name, please? - Martin Ring.
抱歉, 林先生. 没找到有您的胸牌 I'm sorry, Mr. Ring. I can't seem to find your name here.
呃, 早上好 Uh, Buenos días.
那个, 您会说英语吗? Um. Habla Ingles?
好吧 Okay. Uh--
呃, 佩-佩德罗.坎波斯? Uh, P-Pedro Campos?
他的...家您知道吗? Uh, Su casa?
呃...呃... Um-- uh--
这人是...我的...朋友, 海克特.菲格罗亚. 你看 Mi ami-- amigo-- amigo, Hector Figueroa. Here,
还有, 嗯 And, um,
佩德罗家的坎波斯-- En. Pedro casa's Campos--
错了, 是佩德罗.坎波斯的家 Um, Pedro Campos's casa?
谢谢... Gracias.
姐当年就不该选修法语 I knew I shouldn't have taken French.
哇! 哇! 小姑娘 Whoa! Whoa, little lady.
慢着点. 你这样可容易出事儿啊 Slow down. That's a good way to have yourself an accident.
你是不是迷路了? You're a little, uh, off the beaten track here, ain't ya?
是啊, 我和我的伙伴走散了 Yeah, I got separated from my group.
这样啊! Oh!
也许我应该送你回酒店? Listen, maybe I should see you to your hotel.
感激不尽, 那个, 呃, 林先生 I'd really appreciate that, Mr., uh, Ring.
你可以叫我马蒂 Marty.
- 马蒂 - 劳拉, 劳拉.霍尔特 - 劳拉 - Marty. - Laura. Laura Holt.- Laura.
- 劳拉你住在哪儿? - 公主酒店 - Where you-- where you stayin', Laura? - Um, the princess.
公主酒店? 太巧了! The princess? Is that a coincidence?
我们也在那儿入住 That's where we're put up too!
- 是吗! - Oh. - Yeah!
我来参加一个保险业的会议 I'm with the insurance convention.
我推销出去不少单子 It's a little reward they
这也算是个小小的福利 cooked up for writin' a lot of policies.
有件事我得说 这其实是我的口头禅了 I'll say one thing though. I always say it.
保险永不嫌多 You can't have too much insurance.
谁知道什么时候就用得着呢! You never know when you're gonna run into a cryin' need for it.
是吗! Oh!
斯蒂尔侦探社. 啊, 是的, 接线员 Steele here. Uh, yes, operator.
谁打来的? 是的, 由我来付费 Who's calling? Yes, I'll accept the charges.
海克特? 我是雷明顿.斯蒂尔, 霍尔特小姐的搭档 Hector? This is Remington Steele, Miss Holt's associate.
你在哪儿? Where are you?
我往她家打了一天电话 I've been calling her place all day.
有一个叫佩德罗.坎波斯的人来找过她吗? Do you know if somebody named Pedro Campos came to see her?
如果你说的是那个拿着条鱼的家伙, 是的 If it's the fellow with the fish, I'm afraid he did.
我在哪儿能找到他? Do you know where I can reach him?
那你可得费点力气 他死了 海克特 You're gonna need an awfully long cord. He's dead. Hector.
我勒个去 Es mi affes
听着, 你现在在哪儿? Look, where-where are you?
请告诉霍尔特小姐我非常抱歉 Please tell Miss Holt I'm sorry.
我-我没想到会搞成这样 I-I didn't mean it to turn out this way.
她去阿卡普尔科找你了 Well, she's in Acapulco looking for you.
哦 伙计 她不该来这儿 Oh, man, she shouldn't be down here!
如果她找到我, 他们也会杀了她的 She finds me, they'll kill her too.
- 谁要杀她?你到底在说什么--海克特? 海克特!? Who'll kill her? I mean, what are you talking-- Hector? Hector?
下一班去阿卡普尔科的航班是什么时候? Yes, what time's the next flight to Acapulco?
是的, 麻烦帮我预订机票 Uh, okay, book me on it, please, will you?
奥利瑞 迈克尔.奥利瑞 O'leary. Michael O'leary.
显然, 你的朋友在这待过 Apparently, your friend was here.
是啊.可他现在在哪? 什么情况? Yes. But where is he now? And in what condition?
把他的照片给我吧 Leave his picture with me.
或者有谁记得见过他 Perhaps someone will remember seeing him.
好的. 那我还能做什么? Yes. What can I do?
回酒店去, 等我电话 Go back to your hotel and wait for my call.
我现在感觉很无助 I feel so helpless.
这种时候, 可以理解 At the moment, you are.
- 多谢你 - 这边请 - Thank you. - Please.
- 喔! 克雷布斯女士. 你来得可真早. - 我估摸着今天可有得忙呢 Oh! Miss Krebs! You're early. Thought I'd get a jump on the day.
昨天根本就是浪费时间. 又打算去哪儿? Yesterday was such a waste. Going somewhere?
呃, 去托莱多. 我叔叔伦道夫突然得了重病 Uh, Toledo. My uncle Randolph suddenly took very ill.
所以, 不出所料 And, naturally, you were
你打算告诉我你要来一场说走就走的旅行? gonna tell me about this unexpected trip.
啊, 这事让我深感震惊 Well, it came as such a shock,
以至于我都把您要来拜访这事儿给忘了 And your impending arrival completely slipped my mind.
不过, 没关系, 您尽管在房间里检查好了 But, uh, please feel free to conduct your inspection.
走时记得关门就成. 拜! Just close the door when you leave. Bye!
请帮我接梅里斯主管 Supervisor Mellish, please.
五万美金 Fifty thousand.
九万 Ninety thousand.
七万五 Seventy-five thousand.
这个值二十万 Two hundred thousand.
弗雷德里克.伦斯, 这位是保罗.多米尼克, 我的合伙人, 从芝加哥来 Frederick Luns, Paul Dominick, my associate from Chicago.
多米尼克先生将负责跟着你们的钻石入境美国 Mr. Dominick will see that your diamonds reach the United States.
- 什么时候动身? - 今天下午它们就能出境 - When? - They'll be going out this afternoon.
怎么做? How?
对我们大家来说, The less you know in that aspect,
这方面您知道得越少越好 the better it is for all concerned.
一旦这批货安全抵达美国, 多米尼克先生就会把它们收回来 On arriving safely in the states, Mr. Dominick will reclaim them.
一两天后你就会听到消息 You should hear from him a day or two after that.
然后您就可以随心所欲地处置它们了 And then you can dispose of them anyway you see fit.
我会把这些钻石兑换成瑞士法郎 I think I shall convert them into Swiss money.
我还是更相信自己国家的货币 I have more confidence in my own currency.
那就随便你了 Whatever suits you.
合作愉快, 阿历克斯 Always a pleasure, Alex.
多米尼克先生, 等你电话 Mr. Dominick, I will wait for your call.
好的 Yeah, right.
你什么意思, 今天就走? What do you mean, they go out today?
客户就是上帝啊, 保罗 Have to keep the customers satisfied, Paul.
这可不是带几张明信片过关 These aren't postcards we're sending across the border.
当然不是, 不过 No, but they have to be just as innocent.
除非你再弄出些麻烦来 Unless you've managed to create another problem.
有个外国人正在打听坎波斯的下落 Some broad's sniffing around Campos's place.
我的人想逮住她, 可被她跑了 My people tried to grab her, but she slipped out from under.
然后带着个当地警察一块回去了 She came back later with a local Cop.
她是什么人? Who is she?
我还不知道, 不过我会找出来的 I don't know. But until I find out,
我不喜欢变化 I don't want to move anything.
保罗, 你或许在某些擅长的领域是专家 Paul, you may be an expert in your own particular field,
可相信我, 我才最清楚我们打交道的都是什么角色 But, believe me, I know the kind of people we're dealing with.
他们胆小如鼠 They're frightened,
这些阔佬最害怕的事是什么? In the only way that the very wealthy know how to be frightened.
他们国家的货币贬值 Their country devalues their currency,
冻结海外资产 Freezes foreign assets.
这才是大恐慌 They panic. They scurry around...
寻找一种安全可靠的方式把钱转出来 Looking for the surest, safest way to get their money out.
只要有一点风声说我们的组织有麻烦 One hint that our organization's in trouble,
那就轮不到我们来运送这些碳结晶体了 And we won't be able to give those pieces of carbon away.
好吧, 好吧 All right, all right.
一逮到她 As soon as we track her down,
我就让那娘们消失, 放心吧 I'll just take her out of the picture, that's all.
你处理什么事儿都来这手,哈 That's your answer for everything, isn't it?
坎波斯倒是被你干掉了, 结果怎么样, 给我们惹的麻烦更多 You killed Campos. Where did that get us? More complications.
等等. 他拿了我们的货, 从我们这儿偷的 Wait a second. He took our merchandise. He stole from us!
他拿了又怎样 You should've let him have them.
和我们这儿的存货比, 不过九牛一毛 They're pebbles compared to what we're sitting on.
字幕 Have you replaced him? Did you at least manage to do that?
别担心, 这一个, 我会亲自处理 Don't worry. This one, I'll handle myself.
字幕 Yes? Oh, uh, uh, uh, the bag is in the bedroom.
字幕 Thanks.
我们还有时间吃个午饭吧? 当然 Think we have time for lunch? Oh, sure.
飞机至少要三点才起飞, 现在才-- The plane doesn't leave till 3:00, and it's only--
糟糕. 我把手表拉在房间了 Oh. I left my watch in the room.
我去拿. 不, 不, 你去找座位 I'll get it. No, no, no. You grab us a table.
佩姬? Peggy?
佩姬? 亲爱的, 你在里面吗? Peg? Hon, are you in there?
别告诉我你被锁在门外了? 不是 Don't tell me she locked you out? No.
出了什么事? 是啊, 我 - 我找不到我太太了 Is something wrong? Yeah, I-I can't seem to find my wife.
我们本打算下去吃点东西 We were gonna go down to get a bite to eat, and...
然后她回房间去拿手表 She came back here to get her watch.
这都一个小时了 But it was an hour ago.
我在餐厅等了很久, 打房间的电话, 又广播找人 I waited in the restaurant. I called the room. I had her paged.
你没钥匙吗? 没有, 在她手上 Don't you have a key? No, she has it.
噢! Oh!
瞧这是什么? What's this?
佩姬怎么会把钥匙留在外面? Why would Peggy leave the key out here?
字幕 - Something's going on here. - Maybe she got sidetracked.
也许她下楼去找你了 Maybe she's downstairs right now looking for you.
不, 天啊, 她绝不会让这东西离身的 No, uh-uh. She'd never leave this.
你是我送她的订婚礼物 This was my engagement present to her.
我们也许该叫警察 Maybe we should call the police.
我有个朋友--里奥斯上尉. 我相信他能帮得上你 I have a friend-- Captain Rios. I'm sure he'll be able to help.
她不会就这么走掉的. 我们可正在度蜜月 She wouldn't just take off. I mean, this is our honeymoon.
我们本来都不想离开这 We didn't wanna leave,
可我们已经等不及要回夫勒斯诺 but we couldn't wait to get back to Fresno...
成为乔治.普卢默先生和太太, 去开始新的生活 To start our life together-- Mr. And mrs. George Plummer.
乔治, 这种事情姐有点经验 George, I've had some experience in these things,
乍一看莫名其妙, 无法理解 And often what appears to be strange
但最后一定会有合理的解释 and contradictory has a very logical explanation.
霍尔特小姐, 在你生命中曾有过什么特别的人吗? Is there someone special in your life, Miss Holt?
这可一言难尽 That's hard to pin down.
他对我而言很特别, 可我, 我不知道自己对他是否也是如此 He's special to me. I-I don't know how special I am to him.
嗯, 佩姬对我而言就是最特别的那一个 Well, Peggy's the most special person I ever knew.
十年级开始我们就在一起了 We've been together since the 10th grade,
她从来, 从来都不会 And she would never, ever,
不和我说一声就离开 just get up and leave without telling me.
霍尔特小姐, 有您的电话 Laura Holt, please come to a house telephone.
- 劳拉.霍尔特小姐 - 失陪了 - Senorita Laura Lolt. - Excuse me.
- 喂 - 说真的, 劳拉, 你可深深地伤害了我 - Hello? Really, Laura. You cut me to the quick.
一转身的功夫, 你居然... The minute my back's turned, there you are...
就和其他男人在共饮龙舌兰日出了 (龙舌兰日出,一种石榴色的墨西哥鸡尾酒) Sharing a tequila sunrise with another man.
你怎么-- How did--
我想这边的气候对你来说可能热了点 I thought this climate was a little too hot for you.
事实上, 我是在躲那个税务官.啊 Actually, I'm fleeing the tax collector. Ah.
对一个逃亡者来说 Acapulco seemed as good
阿卡普尔科可是个开始新生活的好地方 a place as any to begin life as a fugitive.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
-找到海克特了吗? -还没有 Have you located Hector? No.
好吧, 很明显, 他的境况很危险 Good. Apparently, he is in danger,
不管是谁要找他 And whoever's after him
那些人都会毫不犹豫地干掉和海克特扯上关系的人 won't hesitate to kill anyone whom he's with.
- 你怎么知道? - 昨晚他给我打了个电话 - How do you know? - he phoned me up last night.
－顺带一提, 那个死者叫－ －佩德罗.坎波斯 - Incidentally, the dead man's name is-- - pedro campos.
啊, 你已经发现了 Oh. You've discovered that, have you?
我可不是光会喝龙舌兰哟 It hasn't all been tequila sunrises.
知道吗, 其实这些事你本来打电话告诉我就好了 Oh. You know, you could've told me this over the telephone.
你之所以要亲自跑来这儿 You didn't come all the way down here because...
其实是担心我也会遇到危险,对吧? You thought I might be in some kind of danger, did you?
当然不是啦 Of course not. I'd never insult
我从来就没想过要通过英雄救美的方式 your intelligence or your professionalism...
来贬低你的专业和智慧 By trying to stop you from getting killed.
我只是突然觉得 I've simply decided to take a
在这份工作上我应该投入更多的精力, 你懂的 much more active interest in the business, you know.
墨菲和柏妮丝都离开了 What with Murphy and Bernice no longer with us,
他们留下的缺口总得有人填啊 someone has to fill the void.
我可以向你保证, 劳拉, 我发誓 And I assure you, Laura, I've made that commitment.
无论遇到什么问题 Whatever the problem,
身处什么环境, 我都能派得上用场的 whatever the circumstances, you can count on me.
我会永远守护你的. 啊, 抱歉失陪 I'll always be there for you. Uh, excuse me, please.
霍尔特小姐, 刚才和你说话的那个男人-- Senorita holt, that man you were just talking to--
- 他怎么了? - 你认识他吗? - What about him? - Do you know him?
不认识 Actually, no. I was just
我就是给他说了下去餐厅怎么走而已 giving him directions to the dining room.
- 为什么这么问? - 呼呼， 他看上去像一个老熟人, 不省心的那种 - Why? Well, he looks familiar. Disturbingly familiar.
他就是那种大众脸 He has that kind of face.
平平无奇, 随处可见 Average, ordinary, common as a cold.
- 我听说又有人失踪了 - 是啊 - I heard someone else disappeared. - Yes.
我希望这不是什么连环失踪案 I hope this is not the beginning of an epidemic.
你不用再和我说 Would you stop saying maybe
也许她正在城镇里逛街什么的. 她不会的 she just wandered into town? - She didn't.
她十四岁开始我们就认识了 I've known her since she was 14,
她从来不做这种奇怪的事 and she'd never do anything that flaky.
- 请给我描述一下普卢默太太的样子. - 好的 I'll need a description of Senora Plummer. Okay, fine.
嘶! 嘶! 嘶! Psst! Psst! Psst!
- 你躲在报纸后边干嘛? - 避险 - What are you doing hiding behind a newspaper? - Hiding.
你在这儿会遇到什么危险? Just how dangerous is it for you to be down here?
字幕 Not dangerous at all,
字幕 providing I can keep one step ahead of the local gendarmerie.
字幕 WHY ISEL CAPITA览N LURKING ABOUT?
字幕 Whatever's going on is going on in the honeymoon suite.
早上一个年轻女人在这里失踪了 A young woman disappeared from there this morning.
那接下来让我们好好查查这儿到底发生了什么事 Well, then, let's find out what's going on.
这儿可得提前整整一个月预订呢 Booked solid months in advance.
或者我们可以瞧瞧下一个住客是谁? Then perhaps we should find out who the next occupant is, eh?
洛杉矶来的48号航班现在停靠在4号门 Flight 48 from Los Angeles now arriving at gate 4.
- 我们就是布劳斯代因夫妇. - 欢迎来到阿卡普尔科 - Our name's Bloustein. - Welcome to Acapulco,
布劳斯代因先生和太太 Mr. And mrs. Bloustein.
- 这是接你们的车 - 车? - Your car is here. Car?
- 送你们去酒店 - To take you to the hotel.
旅行社可没和我们说过车的事儿 - The travel agent didn't say anything about a car.
这都是我们蜜月特别服务的一部分 All part of our fabulous fiesta honeymoon service.
甜心, 这才是蜜月啊 Boy, this is gonna be some honeymoon.
我相信你一辈子都会铭记在心的 I'm sure you'll remember it for the rest of your lives.
字幕 BUENOS DI屯AS. BUENOS DI屯AS.
米歇尔.奥利瑞. 刚才我给你打过电话 Michael O'leary. I phoned you a while ago.
啊, 是的, 奥利瑞先生, 您真走运 Oh, yes, Senor O'leary. You are in luck.
那套房间之前的预约刚被取消了,还不到一刻钟呢 We just received a cancellation not 15 minutes ago.
- 那我可真是鸿运当头哈 - 谢谢 - That is a stroke of good fortune. Thank you.
真是没想到 Very unexpected too.
那两位客人从2月份就已经预订了 They had the suite reserved since, uh, February.
真的吗? 哦 Really? Well, the course
婚姻之路总不会是一帆风顺的, 是吧 of marriage never does run smoothly, does it?
- 即使是蜜月期间也一样 - 呃, 您太太呢, 先生? - Even on honeymoon. - Uh, where's your wife, sir?
哦, 呃, 她有点小问题要处置 Oh, uh, she's taking care of a couple of minor inconveniences.
马上就到 She'll be along shortly.
站在那儿别动, 混蛋 Hold it right there, buster!
啊, 我的甜心! Ah, cupcake!
嗷, 你弄疼我了! 其实你不反感这个, 是吧 Ow! You're hurting me! And you love it, don't you?
字幕 Mint! Absolute mint! Ow!
字幕 Try to control yourself
字幕 till we get to the bedroom, mypoco tiesto.
我警告你! 我郑重警告你! I warn you! I warn you!
你那些已经够蹲监狱的罪名里 You are adding kidnapping and assault...
还会再加上绑架和人身伤害 To a list of already penitentiary proportions.
拜托, 克雷布斯女士 Please, Miss Krebs, give
给我个机会解释. - 解释? 有什么好解释的? me a chance to explain. Explain? Explain what?
- 说说你为什么不作纳税申报? - 我到这儿来的原因说来话长 - Failure to file a tax return. - I am here on a very complex case.
远遁千里, 不就是为了逃避司法起诉嘛 Flight to avoid prosecution.
这事一开始是一个死人把一条鱼送到了霍尔特小姐那儿 It began when a dead man delivered a fish to Miss Holt.
身上还带着一本假护照 Traveling under a fraudulent passport.
可那鱼里头还藏着钻石 Only the fish contained diamonds,
而那个死人和证件上的身份完全不一样 and the dead man wasn't whom he said he was.
我得给我的主管打电话, 请示进一步的行动 I'm gonna have to call my supervisor, get further instructions.
现在有可怕的杀手正在追踪那个护照上的人 And now there's a deadly killer stalking the real dead man.
引渡之前, 或许我应该先叫人来逮捕你 Maybe I can have you arrested before we extradite you.
克雷布斯女士, 求你了, 别碰电话 Miss Krebs, I beg of you. Don't touch the phone.
请帮我呼警察局 克雷布斯女士 OPERATOR? POLICI屯A, POR FAVOR. MISS KREBS?
嗯? 原谅我 Yes? Forgive me.
外面是谁呀? Uh, who is it?
妖怪婆子上门了 The bride of frankenstein.
噢, 劳拉, 我等你都快等疯掉了! Oh, Laura, I've been going crazy waiting for you.
不打算把我抱过门槛吗? Aren't you going to carry me over the threshold?
这会子卧室里有点事 There's something in the
需要我们紧急处理 bedroom that demands our immediate attention.
既然如此, 事不宜迟! In that case, home, james!
看到你这样炽热的感情 While I'm normally delighted
我其实挺高兴的 by unexpected displays of affection--
你经常和我说的, 不要什么事都按部就班 You're always telling me not to plan things--
要发乎自然, 活在当下 To be spontaneous, to live for the moment.
没错, 可我真不认为"当下"适合做这种事情 Yes. But I don't think this is the moment.
她妈的怎么会在这儿? What is she doing here?
拿不出纳税申报单, 她就以为我肯定是逃税 She thinks I'm a tax evader because I didn't file a tax return.
现在嘛, 整个酒店都以为她是我太太! And now, the entire hotel staff thinks that she's my wife!
这可真是一塌糊涂. 噢! Well, this certainly complicates things. Oh!
字幕 You have a definite flair for the understatement, Laura.
这肯定不是我期望的蜜月 This certainly isn't the honeymoon I anticipated.
好吧, 我们得商量下怎么处置她 Well, we'd better figure out what to do with her.
哦 Oh.
要不你在这个国家的号子里蹲上一阵怎么样? How are your prisons in the states?
我听电视上说里边还有不少地方 I hear some of them actually have cells with tellys,
立体音响, 粗毛地毯, 还有其他什么的 Stereos, shag carpeting, et cetera.
别担心, 我们会解决的 Don't worry. We'll get out of this.
你说"我们"的样子可真让人着迷 I'm fascinated by the way you use the word "We."
来吧 Come on.
听着. 现在我们得保证其他人不能进来 Okay. All we have to do is make sure no one gets in this room.
好吧. 楼下见 All right. I'll meet you downstairs.
字幕 Okay? Mm-hmm.
有灰. 我会马上叫人来打扫的 Filthy. I'll send someone up immediately.
早上好. 再见 BuENoS DíAS. Bye.
我赢了! Gin!
刚接到里奥斯上尉的电话, 他可能找到海克特了 Captain Rios just called. He may have found Hector.
警察刚抓到了一个体态特征符合的人 The police just arrested someone answering his description.
那人没带护照, 也不肯说自己的名字 He has no papers. He refuses to give his name.
- 那人犯了什么事? - Why was he arrested? -
他在广场上对一群修女动手动脚 He mooned a group of nuns in the town square.
- 我勒个去 - 他们说的 - Good lord! - That's what they said.
好吧, 我们最好分头行事 Well, no sense duplicating tasks.
要不你到拘留所去溜达溜达 Why don't you trundle on down to the local lockup?
我就留在这儿 I'll stay around,
看看是否在酒店里还潜伏着什么可疑的人 See if there's any suspicious characters lurking about the hotel.
- 你自己就是头号可疑人物 - 回见 - You mean aside from yourself? -Vaya con dios.
告诉过你, 我根本就没有取消预约! And I'm telling you that I did not cancel my reservation!
霍尔特小姐 Miss Holt?
字幕 -靠HABLA INGLE缮S? - Like a Native.
"跟上那辆车", 你能听懂吗? Then do the words "Follow that car" have any significance?
嘿, 伙计, 我们这儿都是狂飙突进! Hey, man, we get the starsky and hutchdown here!
我们管那叫"没皮没脸的货" We call him "The man with no shame."
- 海克特! - 霍尔特小姐? - Hector! - Miss holt?
我能和他谈谈吗, 上尉? Can I speak with him, captain?
就只是走走, 女士 A gentle stroll, senorita.
别做出什么让警卫不安的举动 No sudden movements that might make the guards anxious.
谢谢 Thank you.
你真对一群修女动手动脚了? Did you really moon a group of nuns?
我得吸引人们关注 I needed some fast attention.
我想对我而言, 最安全的地方就是这儿了 I figured the safest place for me was in here.
霍尔特小姐, 我非常抱歉 Miss Holt, I'm really sorry.
我不是有意把你卷进来的 I never meant to get you involved in this.
那就帮我解决这事儿, 海克特 Help me get us out, Hector.
佩德罗被卷进了一起走私勾当 Pedro was hooked in a smuggling scam.
他把货藏在一些游客的行李里 He would hide the stuff inside some tourist's luggage,
游客会带着它们通过边境 And then the tourist would take it across the border.
然后, 我想那边会有人发起 Then I guess someone would do a
把货再拿回来 fast break-in on the other side and get the stuff back.
可他厌倦了一直作中间人 Only he got tired of being the
想自己截下一批 middleman and decided to keep some for himself.
是的, 他借了我的护照...给了我一千块 Well, he borrowed my papers... for a thousand bucks.
他怎么会找到我那儿去的? How did he wind up on my doorstep?
我老妈总是说你是个好人 My old lady was always talking about how nice you were--
说你如何向那些陷入麻烦的人伸出援手 How you were always willing to help someone in trouble.
佩德罗连英文都不会说 Pedro didn't speak any english.
也从来就没去过美国 He hadn't even been to the states before.
所以我给他画了张地图, 让他需要帮助的时候就去找你 So I drew him a map and told him if he needed help to go see you.
真是多谢你的推荐 Thanks for the testimonial.
我以为他大概办到了 I thought he'd make it through.
可有几个家伙跑到他住处 Only these two guys came
揍了我一顿 to his place and started banging me around.
我没办法, 就和他们说了护照的事儿 I had to tell them what the deal was with my papers.
后来我就东逃西窜 And then, I just ran like hell.
好了, 海克特. 让我们看看是否能把你从这儿弄出去 All right, Hector. Let's see if we can get you out of here.
等等! 别! 我不能回到街上 Wait! No! I'm not goin' back out on the street.
字幕 I wouldn't even make it to the airport.
现在还有人在找你吗? Why would anyone be after you now?
- 他们以为我知道佩德罗为谁干活. - 你知道吗? They think I know who Pedro was working for. Do you?
当然不知道！他从没告诉过我! No! He wouldn't tell me!
他说我知道的越少, 就越安全 All he said was the less I knew, the better off I was.
他有没有提过什么, 比如名字, 地点, 目标什么的 He didn't say a name, a place, a destination?
他就提了句"佩佩" No. Just Pepe's.
佩佩? Pepe's? A thecostero.
- 那是他原来取货的地方. - 他难道没说从谁手里取货吗? That's where he'd pick up the stash. But he didn't say from whom?
霍尔特小姐, 相信我, 这时候我可没打算继续保密 Miss holt, believe me, this is no time to keep secrets.
好吧, 我猜你还宁愿这多呆一会儿 Well, I guess you'd better hang around here a bit longer.
但如果从佩佩也找不到更多线索 But if Pepe's doesn't lead us anywhere,
你就得直接回你妈妈那儿去 you're going straight to mama.
字幕 As it ain't in a box.
字幕 Ah, ah, ahsual. Nonchalant.
字幕 Two old friends who happened to bump into one another.
你不是近乡情怯 Aren't you a little uncomfortable
各种不舒服吗? being so close to your natural habitat?
看我右手边那个穿条纹衣服的家伙 The gentleman in the seersucker over my right shoulder.
- 那是马丁. 马丁.林 - 你认识他? - That's Marty. Marty Ring. - You know him?
他是个保险销售员, 来这开会的. He's an insurance salesman. He's here on a convention. Hmm.
嗯, 那他跟了你一路, 大概是要给你推销业务吧 Then perhaps he followed you down here to sell you a policy.
他跟踪我? 正是 He followed me? Mmm.
让我们瞧瞧他是真的对那栋老式西班牙建筑感兴趣呢 Let's see if he's interested in old Spanish architecture...
还是更在意更年轻,更美国范的小妞儿, 嗯哼? Or something a bit younger and more american, hmm?
字幕 BUENOS DI屯AS. BUENOS DI屯AS. YEAH, YEAH.
他还在跟着 He's still with us. Hmm.
字幕 Determined little bugger, isn't he? Shall we?
字幕 Certainly not a place to wear white shoes, is it?
字幕 Or a white suit. Or a white-- yes.
字幕 This way.
字幕 Nice... bulls.
字幕 ADIO佑S.
字幕 Aah!
字幕 I hope you've taken your own
字幕 advice and written yourself a lot of coverage.
字幕 You never know when you're
字幕 going to run into a crying need for insurance.
字幕 Ah, ah, ah. I wouldn't dash about if I were you.
字幕 It's a myth about bulls being enraged by red.
字幕 However, they don't react too well to sudden movement.
字幕 Read it and weep, kiddo.
字幕 "Jack merkle. Inspector, united states customs"?
字幕 - why were you following Miss Holt? - she's a suspect.
字幕 In what?
字幕 250 million dollars' worth of
字幕 diamonds were lifted from three european banks.
字幕 I missed that in the press. Buried in the back pages, no doubt.
字幕 It was kept quiet. The prospect of that many diamonds...
字幕 Being dumped on the open market gave everybody terminal anxiety.
字幕 Now they're starting to trickle into the states,
字幕 And I think the guy who bled
字幕 to death all over your rug brought in a shipment.
字幕 Are you accusing me of being on the receiving end?
字幕 He came to your house, lady. You wanna explain why?
字幕 This is some interrogation.
字幕 He's asking more questions than we are.
字幕 We found seaman's papers
字幕 on the guy in the name of one hector figueroa,
字幕 But the prints don't match.
字幕 Come on. Be smart.
字幕 You scratch me, I'll scratch you.
字幕 Let's start with the real hector figueroa.
字幕 Where can I lay my hands on him?
字幕 - why? - nothing hostile. Simple questions, that's all.
字幕 Like, "How come your papers wound up on a dead man?"
字幕 Right now, you're minimum withholding evidence,
字幕 Maybe smuggling, and possibly accessory to murder.
字幕 It's always nice dealing with the government, inspector.
字幕 - GET ME OUTTA HERE! -i TORO!
字幕 i TORO! I TORO!
字幕 - i TORO! -HEY, HEY! HEY, HEY!
字幕 HEY, HEY! I TORO! I TORO !
字幕 HEY,i TORO!
字幕 Whose idea was this anyway? Yours, I believe.
字幕 Think about it, troops.
字幕 You wanna find me, just look over your shoulder.
字幕 You were a trifle uncooperative back there, eh?
字幕 I'm not ready to give
字幕 hector up until we get him back to los angeles.
字幕 I don't think that's gonna sit too well with Mr. Merkle.
字幕 Well, at last we have something truly in common.
字幕 Oh? We're both running.
字幕 You from customs, me from the I.R.S.
字幕 Don't forget the police.
字幕 Ah. Sun-drenched days and glamorous nights, eh?
字幕 When the fish actually contained diamonds...
字幕 And with hector running for his life,
字幕 Not to mention a poor
字幕 honeymooner literally kidnapped from this suite--
字幕 This very room--
字幕 Then you can see that Mr.
字幕 Steele is definitely down here on a legitimate case...
字幕 And not on some desperate flight from justice.
字幕 And if you were honest, Mildred-- oh. May I call you Mildred?
字幕 - - thank you.
字幕 If you were honest with yourself, Mildred,
字幕 You'd have to admit that you were a bit overzealous,
字幕 That perhaps you transcended your authority...
字幕 By pursuing Mr. Steele to acapulco.
字幕 Now, I'm going to remove this gag...
字幕 In a spirit of friendship and cooperation.
字幕 Good luck.
字幕 Ah! Oh!
字幕 My tongue fell asleep. Oh!
字幕 I have to compliment you
字幕 on tracking down Mr. Steele the way you did.
字幕 Wouldn't you agree, sir? Oh, yes.
字幕 First-rate piece of detection. Top-notch. Gung ho, yes.
字幕 You know, Mildred, I think you
字幕 have just the kind of investigative talent...
字幕 And personal initiative required in our organization.
字幕 - you wouldn't be offering me a job, would you? - well--
字幕 Because until your tax situation is cleared up,
字幕 that could be construed as bribery.
字幕 -never crossed my mind. -wouldn't have you on a platter.
字幕 You know, just as soon as
字幕 this case is brought to a successful conclusion,
字幕 I promise that Mr. Steele's
字幕 failure to file a tax return will all become clear.
字幕 -agonizingly clear. -I'd like to call my supervisor.
字幕 By all means, Mildred. Come. We trust you.
字幕 You left your trowel in the bedroom.
字幕 We have to gain her confidence.
字幕 We can't very well keep her bound
字幕 and gagged for the rest of our time down here.
字幕 Why not? I find it rather reassuring. All right, let's recap.
字幕 We know pedro was smuggling diamonds into the states...
字幕 By hiding them in tourists' luggage,
字幕 And we know where he picked up the diamonds.
字幕 - we do? - at a disco called pepe's.
字幕 First thing in the morning, we have a look. You know, laura,
字幕 In crimes of this magnitude,
字幕 it's usually standard to offer a finder's fee--
字幕 Usually at 10% of the value-- and 10% of $250 million is--
字幕 $25 million.
字幕 Do you realize we could be given $25 million...
字幕 As a reward for being honest?
字幕 That really you, doesn't it?
字幕 It heartens me, laura. It absolutely heartens me.
字幕 If I'm not in the office in an hour, I'm going on suspension!
字幕 Oh! Ooh!
字幕 Dear! Oh!
字幕 Ah. My, my, my, you look beautiful.
字幕 Come here. Mmm! You don't look so bad yourself.
字幕 Thank you. Please, sit.
字幕 Bottoms up.
字幕 A tequila sunrise. How thoughtful of you.
字幕 Actually, it's, um, compliments of--
字幕 He wasn't kidding about just looking over our shoulders for him.
字幕 It doesn't give us much maneuvering room.
字幕 I thought Mildred was going to join us.
字幕 Um, I sent her into town to buy some clothes.
字幕 How generous of you. Well, it's the least I could do.
字幕 I mean, the poor woman
字幕 only brought a satchel full of tax returns.
字幕 You know, I have a feeling
字幕 that we're getting down to the wire on this thing.
字幕 Well, shouldn't you sound more pleased?
字幕 Frankly, I'm nervous.
字幕 Well, don't be. I mean, we can handle merkle.
字幕 It's not merkle that concerns me. It's you.
字幕 I don't wanna turn around
字幕 and find you're not there when I need you.
字幕 Afraid I'll run out on you to save my own neck, eh?
字幕 It happened in the lobby when you saw captain rios.
字幕 You really think I'd leave you in the lurch?
字幕 Or are you just curious?
字幕 - part of my mysterious past. - well, sure I'm curious.
字幕 You announce you're going
字幕 to take a more active interest in the agency,
字幕 And I wonder how many other places we can't go...
字幕 Because some other captain rios is looking for you.
字幕 I wonder when somebody's gonna
字幕 show up on the agency's doorstep looking for you...
字幕 To solve an old case or settle an old grievance.
字幕 You're damn right I'm curious!
字幕 You wanna know what happened in mexico city?
字幕 There was something called the marchesa collection.
字幕 Five pieces set with emeralds, rubies, sapphires.
字幕 GIVEN AS A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE BORGIAS IN THE 15th CENTURY.
字幕 Somewhere along the way, it got broken up, scattered.
字幕 Buenas noches. Buenas noches.
字幕 Is there a song you would like us to play for you this evening?
字幕 I can't really think of one. Uh,gracias.
字幕 Then we hope you will enjoy this one.
字幕 ????
字幕 i BELLO! I BELLO! I BELLO! I BELLO! I BELLO! I BELLO!
字幕 Thank you. Yeah.Gracias.
字幕 Apart, they were worth a great deal.
字幕 Together, they were priceless.
字幕 Over the years, a belgian
字幕 collector managed to acquire four of them.
字幕 The fifth eluded him until it was discovered in mexico city.
字幕 Buenas noches. Buenas noches.
字幕 May we play your favorite song for you?
字幕 I don't really have a favorite song,gracias.
字幕 - then permit us. -????
字幕 ???? I EXQUISITO! I EXQUISITO! I EXQUISITO!
字幕 Exquisito. Exquisito.
字幕 They're coming over here because
字幕 you're such a good tipper. Mm-hmm. Where was I?
字幕 The fifth piece was discovered in mexico city.
字幕 A price was agreed upon.
字幕 But before they could change hands, it was stolen...
字幕 For a very wealthy, very powerful businessman.
字幕 Buenas noches. Buenas noches.
字幕 Is there something we play for you this evening?
字幕 - yes. "The ride of the valkyries." - of course.
字幕 ????
字幕 - I stole it. - what?
字幕 I said, I stole the bloody thing back!
字幕 So, what do you think? Do I pass inspection?
字幕 You look wonderful, Mildred! Oh, yes, smashing.
字幕 Well, when do we eat?
字幕 'cause every time I go shopping, I get hungry.
字幕 Mildred's stationed in the lobby.
字幕 Mm-hmm.
字幕 Look what I found. Where?
字幕 George's luggage.
字幕 They were in the hanger rolls.
字幕 Peggy must have walked in on whoever was hiding them. Mm-hmm.
字幕 Which means he might come back to reclaim them. Huh.
字幕 May I ask you a question?
字幕 No, I don't think what you did was illegal. Expedient--
字幕 How long do I have to keep on proving myself to you?
字幕 I mean, why is it so important what I was?
字幕 We've been together for what
字幕 could be called a season. Doesn't that count?
字幕 Seasons come and go. And when they're over,
字幕 Sometimes you can hardly remember them.
字幕 Damn it, laura! I care for you.
字幕 Don't! Why not?
字幕 You confuse me! It confuses me!
字幕 It's what frightens me the most
字幕 about having more than a working relationship with you!
字幕 Every time we're not on a case, not tending strictly to business,
字幕 The same old confusion sets in.
字幕 You think it's any different for me?
字幕 I've never spent this much time in one place in my entire life!
字幕 And it's not only because I enjoy playing detective.
字幕 I mean, sometimes-- sometimes I look at myself and I say,
字幕 "What's happened to you, old sport?
字幕 I mean, you've become positively domesticated."
字幕 That's not what I mean! I'm terrified of losing myself in you--
字幕 Of being swallowed up by you until there's no me anymore!
字幕 But you're the one who jumped into my arms.
字幕 "Home, james," You said, pointing to this very bedroom!
字幕 I rehearsed that all the way up in the elevator.
字幕 I decided I wasn't gonna be afraid anymore. And?
字幕 It scared the hell out of me!
字幕 Don't laugh. I saw what happened to my mother.
字幕 She was completely, totally consumed by my father.
字幕 Nothing moved in our house unless it revolved totally around him.
字幕 When he left her, her life just stopped.
字幕 No joy, no sorrow, nothing, not even anger.
字幕 It was as if he'd taken every bit of feeling she had with him.
字幕 Laura, you're not your mother.
字幕 No. But part of me could be very easily.
字幕 That's the part I have to guard against.
字幕 You want guarantees. And you can't give them.
字幕 It seems we have an awfully long way to go.
字幕 Wouldn't it be nice if-- if we could get there together?
字幕 Looking for something, amigo?
字幕 We'll never beat him down 20 flights of stairs.
字幕 All right. Let's call Mildred.
字幕 Maybe she can get a look at his transportation.
字幕 You know, Mildred isn't half bad as an investigator.
字幕 She not only managed to get the license number,
字幕 She found out the car was
字幕 rented to a one paul dominick from chicago.
字幕 Perhaps I should reconsider divorcing her.
字幕 Uh, shall we, um-- yeah.
字幕 Mm-hmm. A touch of india.
字幕 It's closed!
字幕 Yes. More like abandoned.
字幕 Oh, what a shame.
字幕 You'd never know by looking at it now, but at one point...
字幕 It was the most popular spot in acapulco.
字幕 People came from all over the world...
字幕 Just to spend a night at pepe's.
字幕 Every night was new year's eve.
字幕 The ceiling would open up,
字幕 and balloons would come down at midnight.
字幕 - they had this huge piano bar--
字幕 - is that where you tripped the light fantastic?
字幕 Never mind.
字幕 As I remember, you did a fan dance on a bar...
字幕 For your boyfriend and his banker buddies.
字幕 Let's just drop the subject, all right?
字幕 It was a long time ago. Another era, another person.
字幕 Well, unlike you, what you did in your past doesn't trouble me.
字幕 Ooh!
字幕 Was that meant to prove it?
字幕 The car that accosted you outside of pedro's-- what color was it?
字幕 Um-- uh, a maroon chevy, I think.
字幕 Well, perhaps they switched.
字幕 The one that's following us is a gray one.
字幕 You know, I suddenly have an
字幕 uncontrollable urge to take a romantic stroll on the beach.
字幕 Oh, you smooth talker, you.
字幕 Well, pepe's certainly seems
字幕 an ideal place to keep a cache of diamonds.
字幕 Or an american honeymooner. Yes.
字幕 If peggy's in there, we can't do anything precipitous.
字幕 That could prove fatal. Unless they've already disposed of her.
字幕 Oh, please, don't even entertain that thought.
字幕 Why don't we find out who owns the place now?
字幕 See if we can figure a way in?
字幕 Notorious.
字幕 Well, it's true. Pepe's
字幕 did have a bit of a reputation in those days.
字幕 Cary grant, ingrid bergman, rko, 1946.
字幕 I must have missed that one. Wonderful.
字幕 Ingrid infiltrates a group of nazis, headed by claude rains,
字幕 To discover what they're up to.
字幕 It all begins at a wild party. Cary, of course, is there--
字幕 You still haven't told me what happened to ingrid bergman...
字幕 After claude rains discovered she was a government agent.
字幕 Ah, nothing, really. Oh, come on.
字幕 If I'm gonna play the bergman part, I'd like to know.
字幕 He poisoned her. A little cyanide in the soup. Swell.
字幕 It was only a movie. But cary rescued her in the nick of time.
字幕 Richard blaine, please come to a house telephone.
字幕 Senor richard blaine. What is it?
字幕 I hope someone else is a movie buff.
字幕 Richard blaine, please come to a house telephone. Richard blaine.
字幕 Why is that name so familiar?
字幕 And one of your passport names?
字幕 The one you used when you were in mexico city?
字幕 Laura, I have another sudden overwhelming urge to run!
字幕 - uh-- - Mr. Blaine.
字幕 Ah, yes. Congratulations on your promotion, captain.
字幕 Oh, thank you, thank you. Mr. Blaine and I...
字幕 Are old acquaintances from mexico city.
字幕 What brings you to acapulco, captain?
字幕 Oh, I came for the water. I find it very relaxing.
字幕 Mexico city was much too hectic. Mm-hmm.
字幕 Captain, I know that Mr. Blaine is
字幕 wanted in connection to a certain unfortunate incident,
字幕 And I'm positive that he
字幕 can explain everything to your satisfaction.
字幕 However, we're right in the middle of a case,
字幕 And if we don't act quickly, a woman may lose her life.
字幕 So if you would be kind enough--
字幕 You're most persuasive, senorita holt.
字幕 Unfortunately, my hands are tied.
字幕 So I'm afraid that Mr.
字幕 Blaine must be returned to mexico city, hmm?
字幕 Shall we? Oh, yes, of course.
字幕 Go.
字幕 I am very disappointed in you, senorita.
字幕 Ah! Uh, pina colada, por favor.
字幕 Ah.Muchas gracias. Excuse me.
字幕 Refreshing, eh? Yes.
字幕 ????
字幕 ???? DiscoMR. STEELE?
字幕 Mr. Steele, it's me, Mildred.
字幕 Mildred Krebs. Ah, miss Krebs! There you are.
字幕 You're an angel of mercy. Ah. Good. How are you holding up?
字幕 Fine. I'm just fine. Good. Good.
字幕 Did captain rios question you about our relationship?
字幕 Relentlessly. Now I know what
字幕 it's like to be on the other end of an audit.
字幕 Mm-hmm. This has been the most incredible time of my life.
字幕 Really? I mean, who would
字幕 have thought that just a few short days ago,
字幕 I would be in a men's room in acapulco...
字幕 Watching a man take off his pants.
字幕 Oh, my goodness!
字幕 Not even bernie cornfeld's audit was this fraught.
字幕 ????
字幕 What's he doing here? He helped me locate paul dominick.
字幕 Right there-- the one in the ice-cream suit.
字幕 Dominick's a high-line fence from chicago.
字幕 Boy, I love all this technical talk.
字幕 I talked with the organized crime boys.
字幕 He was in san diego when hector's tuna boat docked.
字幕 Then he hopped a plane down here.
字幕 Dollars to doughnuts, he's the contact in the states.
字幕 If he's here, then he must know
字幕 where the diamonds are and quite possibly peggy.
字幕 If you can help me nail dominick,
字幕 I'll forget everything
字幕 about hector's being involved in this thing.
字幕 Um, no offense, but don't you think...
字幕 This dominick character is a little out of your league?
字幕 I can handle myself.
字幕 Besides, while you're keeping an eye on pepe's,
字幕 The inspector will keep an eye on me.
字幕 Your faithful little shadow. Now, you're clear on your part?
字幕 I can handle myself.
字幕 Well, showtime.
字幕 I'll be outside.
字幕 Stay close. I don't want
字幕 anything unforeseen to happen to Miss Holt.
字幕 Just do your little dance,
字幕 junior. I'll take care of the security.
字幕 Come back to the table. Come on. Let go of me!
字幕 I'm not through with you yet! Hey, watch it!
字幕 You're not only through! You're finished! Gorgeous, isn't he?
字幕 $500 jacket, $5,000 rolex-- not
字幕 to mention all the other baubles I bought you!
字幕 You got your money's worth, didn't ya?
字幕 Not enough to pay for you and your wife!
字幕 He's married toher?
字幕 And don't kid yourself. You weren't all that good.
字幕 I just kept you around because
字幕 I like having something pretty to wear on my arm.
字幕 You lousy, little tramp!
字幕 Hey, whoa, whoa! Come on! Enough of that! Come on! Take a walk!
字幕 Oh!
字幕 Oh! Oh, honey!
字幕 Oh, my poor baby. Sweetheart, are you all right?
字幕 Say something. Speak to me. Oh, my poor baby.
字幕 Are you hurt? Oh! You animal!
字幕 Don't overdo it, Mildred. I'm sorry.
字幕 Were you really keeping that guy?
字幕 It's a lot more fun than collecting stamps.
字幕 Why don't you show me what you've got,
字幕 And then I'll decide what you get.
字幕 Mm-hmm!
字幕 She's certainly thrown herself into the part.
字幕 Oh, she's hot, all right. Yeah, I don't get it.
字幕 First, she plays gypsy rose lee for a former boyfriend.
字幕 Now she's playing miss sadie thompson for a cheap crook.
字幕 But for me, it's rebecca of sunnybrook farm.
字幕 Well, maybe you frighten her. Yes. That's what she says.
字幕 You don't know what it's like for a woman to desire a man. Oh!
字幕 I mean, to lust down to her loins,
字幕 And yet fear what that desire might unleash in her.
字幕 Are you, uh, speaking from personal experience?
字幕 Hell no! My ex-husband couldn't unleash the dog.
字幕 Aw. Just remember,
字幕 It's easy to let yourself go with someone you don't care about,
字幕 Because there's no risk involved.
字幕 At the moment, that's hollow consolation. Thank you, Mildred.
字幕 Whose boat?
字幕 Mine.
字幕 Uh-uh.
字幕 No?
字幕 Too many phone calls to arrange getting us on it.
字幕 Okay. It belongs to a friend.
字幕 Nice friend to have. What's his name?
字幕 That's all you do-- ask questions.
字幕 Adds to my allure.
字幕 Who are you, and what do you want?
字幕 I thought I wanted you, but I just changed my mind.
字幕 I'm not into pain or animals, no matter how sleek.
字幕 Okay, okay.
字幕 His name is sebastien-- alexander sebastien. All right?
字幕 Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
字幕 Look what I've done. I've taken off all my lotion.
字幕 You'll just have to put on a fresh coat.
字幕 Uh, I'd like to rent a horse.
字幕 AH, SI屯, SI屯, SI屯, SI屯, SENORITA.
字幕 - you look good with a tan.
字幕 - I'm surprised you don't have more color yourself.
字幕 He put so much lotion on you,
字幕 I was afraid you were gonna slither off the boat.
字幕 You were watching? It's my job to keep an eye on you.
字幕 No, no, no. That's merkle's job.
字幕 Your job is to keep an eye on pepe's.
字幕 Well, nothing's happening at pepe's.
字幕 Dominick's friend with the boat is named alexander sebastien.
字幕 See what Mildred can dig up on him.
字幕 And while I'm watching and she's digging, what will you be doing?
字幕 Dancing. I've been invited to a party at sebastien's villa.
字幕 Huh. Undercover work's hellish, isn't it?
字幕 My, my, aren't we testy today?
字幕 Sorry. I've been asleep on the beach.
字幕 Those sand crabs have a nasty little bite.
字幕 Well, if sebastien turns out to be the one with the diamonds,
字幕 We'll be sleeping in our own beds before you know it.
字幕 Yes, well, just don't get too cocky.
字幕 Anyone who could engineer a $250 million robbery...
字幕 Can also see through a high school rendition ofthe temptress.
字幕 Might I remind you that I
字幕 have been doing this a lot longer than you have!
字幕 I must congratulate paul on his exquisite taste.
字幕 Or is it just dumb luck that he found you?
字幕 This house is magnificent. Have you been here long?
字幕 About 10 years. Tremember pepe's.
字幕 Yes, of course.
字幕 But I was hardly an habitue? ?
字幕 Though I did enjoy the atmosphere occasionally.
字幕 - what happened to it?
字幕 - like all things in this world, Miss Holt,
字幕 People just got bored and went on to other diversions.
字幕 Do you know if it's been sold? Yes.
字幕 As a matter of fact, I bought it.
字幕 Here we are.
字幕 You know, if I wasn't such a secure guy, I'd be jealous as hell.
字幕 What are you trying to do, beat my time, alex?
字幕 If I thought I had the chance--
字幕 Have you ever been to chicago?
字幕 No, but I've flown over it so many times, I feel like a native.
字幕 Come back with me.
字幕 When? Tomorrow.
字幕 Come on.
字幕 I'll mull it. I only ask once.
字幕 Well, then, in that case, the answer--
字幕 Oh! What's-what's wrong?
字幕 You okay? I don't know. I'm dizzy.
字幕 Have her lie down in one of the bedrooms.
字幕 Yeah, sure. Come on. Let me take you.
字幕 Sorry. All right, take it easy. Take it easy. Come on.
字幕 All right, easy. Okay?
字幕 I want to... go back... hotel.
字幕 No. No, you can't go anywhere in this condition.
字幕 Oh. Here's a nice, comfortable bed.
字幕 I only had one... you gave me.
字幕 Well, uh, sometimes that's all it takes, you know.
字幕 Just-just one.
字幕 Now, you lie down, and you try to sleep it off.
字幕 And, uh, you'll be just fine in a couple of hours.
字幕 Okay? Huh? Oh!
字幕 All right?
字幕 How is she? She's, uh, sick as a dog.
字幕 First, we move the merchandise. Then we dispose of Miss Holt.
字幕 My pleasure.
字幕 Cyanide in the soup.
字幕 She's not in her room, and the bed hasn't been slept in.
字幕 Where the devil's merkle? He's supposed to be watching her!
字幕 I'm going to sebastien's, and you, uh--
字幕 How about if I watch pepe's? Good thinking.
字幕 You know, Mildred, you
字幕 really do have a flair for this sort of thing.
字幕 Oh, thanks, Mr. Steele. Yes.
字幕 If Miss Holt should return, um, chastise her.
字幕 Well? Lots of activity. People moving in and out.
字幕 You didn't catch a glimpse of Miss Holt by any chance? Uh-uh.
字幕 Well, there comes a time in every case when action--
字幕 Swift, decisive action-- is called for.
字幕 What are you gonna do, Mr. Steele? Damned if I know.
字幕 Oh. I'm just kidding.
字幕 A little levity to lighten the mood.
字幕 Every master detective always
字幕 has an appropriate plan to fit any given situation.
字幕 Oh.
字幕 Ready. Okay.
字幕 Oh! Oh!
字幕 That is the most inspired plan I've ever heard of in my life.
字幕 I mean, the sheer brilliance! The total daring!
字幕 The element of surprise that is so crucial in any rescue.
字幕 Only someone like you would think of that.
字幕 Probably because it's insane, not to mention suicidal.
字幕 I can't believe this is happening to me-- any of it!
字幕 I mean, it's-- it's like a dream. It's like a fantasy.
字幕 It's like a james bond movie.
字幕 Oh, you don't know what a dull, drab life I've led, Mr. Steele.
字幕 It was so colorless.
字幕 I mean, adding and
字幕 subtracting figures all day long, these columns.
字幕 I guess I just have a flair for drudgery.
字幕 Okay, Mildred.
字幕 Now, Mildred, you're certain
字幕 you've operated one of these boats before?
这个-- Well--
米尔翠? Mildred?
说点什么, 什么都行, 撒个谎都行 Say something, anything. Lie if the moment calls for it.
呃, 我小的时候 Well, when I was a kid, in the
夏天里我们曾有个一艘小货船 summer we used to have this little putt-putt.
小货船? 是的 Putt-putt? Yeah.
很小的那种, 两马力 A little two-horsepower putt-putt.
我哥哥和我绕着湖开它 My brother and I used to putt-putt around the lake on it.
嗯, 它和这些船差不多的 Well, it's gotta be on the same concept.
好吧, 米尔翠, 你先把它开出去一百码 All right, Mildred, take it out several hundred yards,
然后调头朝着佩佩 And then head towards Pepe's.
还有, 看在上帝的份上, 匀速前进 - and, for god's sake, keep a constant speed. - you got it.
字幕 And, remember, the instant we get to pepe's, cut the rope!
字幕 Laura? Laura?
字幕 Laura? Laura, come on. Wake up. Wake up.
字幕 What took you so long, cary?
字幕 Oh. Thank you.
字幕 Peggy, come on, my dear. Come on.
字幕 Aah! This is beginning to hurt!
字幕 Peggy! Upsy-daisy.
字幕 Oh! Are you all right, Miss Holt?
字幕 I'm fine, Mildred, thank you. And you? How are you?
字幕 Honey, we were so worried about you. Ladies, please!
字幕 Can we save the dialogue till later?
字幕 While mrs. Plummer appears svelte,
字幕 at the moment she's dead weight.
字幕 Shall we? Yes.
字幕 I saw nothing in there resembling diamonds.
字幕 Well, maybe that's what all the activity was about.
字幕 They're taking them somewhere else.
字幕 Dominick did mention something about going to chicago today.
字幕 That's about the last thing I remember.
字幕 He certainly isn't gonna take
字幕 off with 250 million dollars' worth of diamonds...
字幕 In an overnight bag, is he?
字幕 Sebastien's boat!
字幕 Oh! Give me the shoes. Call captain rios!
字幕 Right. Oh, wait!
字幕 I've never seen you so possessed with a sense of justice before.
字幕 Laura, they're taking off with my finder's fee!
字幕 Ah! Unarmed. Now all we need is dominick.
字幕 Yes, and whoever else may happen to be down there.
字幕 We'd be wonderful targets if we just barged in.
字幕 Did you ever happen to seekey largo?
字幕 Humphrey bogart, lauren bacall, warner bros., 1948? Please.
字幕 The last movie almost cost me my life. I only meant--
字幕 No! Well, bogart was in much the same situation.
字幕 Trapped in a boat with a group of killers down below.
字幕 He used a rather interesting
字幕 way of luring them out. All right. Let's hear it.
字幕 Made them seasick. Finally, they had to come up for air.
字幕 He was waiting to pop them off. Eh?
字幕 I like that a lot better thannotorious. Good.
字幕 Excuse me. Oh, jolly, I like it.
字幕 Hey, sebastien, what are you doin'?
字幕 Drop it. Drop it.
字幕 One word, and parts of you will wind up in hawaii.
字幕 All right? Huh?
真正的默克尔调查员在哪? Where's the real inspector Merkle?
嘿, 他呀, 在山上某个地方... Oh, him. He's up in the hills somewhere, um,
的小坑里趴着吧 Sitting in a lime pit.
告诉他这儿一切顺利 Tell him it's all clear.
我抓住多米尼克了, 上面就他一个人 I got Dominick! There's no one else up here!
很好, 现在, 让他设好航线, 上甲板来 Uh-huh. Now, tell him to set it on course and come up here.
把航线设定好, 上来吧. 别拉下英格丽 Set it on course and come up here, and don't forget Ingrid!
你说什么? 英格丽是谁? What? Who's ingrid?
我们管叫米尔翠的那个女人, 她的真名是英格丽 The one we call Mildred. Her real name is ingrid.
字幕 You're some group, you know that? Everybody's a phony.
字幕 We can't hold a candle to you.
字幕 That's awfully clever,
字幕 having us infiltrate the people who worked for you.
字幕 Well, once you tied dominick with the diamonds,
字幕 I WANTED TO KEEP YOU CLOSE SO YOU WOULDN'T GO TO THEPOLICI屯A.
字幕 Not that it matters anymore,
字幕 but where exactly is this treasure trove of diamonds?
字幕 The extra fuel tanks.
字幕 We're just gonna whip on over to puerto vallarta...
字幕 And set up shop.
知道吗, 你的电影小游戏玩得可真不赖 You know, you're really getting very good at the movie game.
我是说, 要暗示你遇到了麻烦, “英格丽”是个很好的提示 (英格丽.褒曼, 曾主演"北非谍影") I mean, Ingrid was an excellent clue that you were in trouble.
我是想着要从他手中脱身 I'm beginning to think it's
这可能是唯一的办法 the only way I'm going to survive with you.
这么说默克尔也是他们的同党? So Merkle was part of it too, eh?
不, 这人不是默克尔, 只是拿了他的证件而已 No, that's not merkle. He just assumed his identity. Oh.
这个西贝货 What a cheap, shoddy thing
字幕 to do-- assume someone else's identity.
字幕 You know, I think you should be
字幕 the one to turn over the diamonds to Captain Rios.
字幕 Well, what do you mean, return the diamonds?
字幕 It'll go a long way in convincing him of your honesty.
字幕 Laura, there's a fi involved here.
尤其是你要向他解释... Especially when you explain to him...
- 你之所以要偷那些珠宝 - 二百- 五十 - Why you stole that piece of jewelry. Twenty-five--
- 只是为了物归原主. - 二百五十万! - You were only getting it back to its rightful owner-- m-million--
- 虽然你小小地触犯了一下法律 - 二百五十万元哪! Even though your methods were a little unlawful. Dollars!
你觉得如果上尉这样的人不能理解, 同情你的际遇 How many years do you think you'd get...
你会在号子里蹲上多少年? If somebody like the captain isn't sympathetic and understanding?
你知道吗? You know, sometimes I
有时候我觉得改邪归正其实也挺 find the straight and narrow very confining.
字幕 Very confining.
字幕 Excuse me.
抱歉, 有公务 Excuse me. Official business.
字幕 Internal revenue. Thank you very much. Good-bye. Okay.
字幕 I've figured out how to get
字幕 you off the hook for that nonexistent tax return.
字幕 Oh, good. Yeah. You file an amended return.
字幕 You pay the tax. You're gonna eat the penalties and the interest.
字幕 But you're all square with uncle sam.
太棒了, 米尔翠 That's wonderful, Mildred.
- 这也是我最后一次为国税局办事了 - 什么意思? - It's my last official act with the I.R.S. - What do you mean?
我被解雇了, 罪名是...玩忽职守 I got discharged for dereliction of duty.
我在墨西哥呆的时间太长了 I stayed too long in mexico.
噢, 太遗憾了. 米尔翠, 都是我们连累了你 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mildred. And it was basically our fault.
还记得你说过要给我提供一份工作吗? You remember that job you offered me?
字幕 I know you did it so I'd go easy on you.
不, 不, 不. 这起案子你帮了我们很多忙 No, no, no, no, no. You were very helpful with the case.
我不擅长求人 I'm not very good at begging.
不过稍微低下头也没问题 I could grovel a little.
我觉得这结果皆大欢喜 I think it would be wonderful for all concerned.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
嗯, 真让人惊讶. 如果我是你, 会付这笔薪水的 Hmm? I think it's outrageous. I wouldn't pay this if I were you.
不再是由我付了, 斯蒂尔先生 I'm not going to, Mr. Steele.