Robin. I've got a guy for you.
Oh?
He's cute. He's funny. he's smart.
What's his "but"? What do you mean?
When someone wants to set you up,
they always tell you their good qualities first, but,
then they leave out their huge flaw.
She's totally hot and really fun.
But she has a dead tooth.
She's super-hot, and she's so successful.
But she has a pug that she pushes around in a stroller.
She's so cute, and she's so smart.
But her last boyfriend had to get a restraining order against her.
and then his cat and new vacuum cleaner both went missing.
Wow! Set her up.
I'm still convinced she killed my turtle.
Hey, you know what? Not every set up has a "but".
what about, um, jamie, that girl
that lily set you up with? yeah.
she was really nice. if memory serves me, she had a huge "but.
her huge butt.
nailed it!
yeah.
well, there's nothing wrong with this guy.
he's really nice, and he's really cute...
but
fine.
but he has a kid.
aha! there it is!
robin's not going out with a guy with a kid.
but the guy is really great, and his kid's sweet.
he's in my class.
it doesn't matter robin hates kids.
i don't hate kids.
you told me
even when you were a kid, you hated kids.
robin,will you watch
cartool with me?
i go to school all week.
can't i just have
five minutes to myself
to read highlights and drink my juice?
okay, yes, kids are not my favorite thing
in the world,but i like them
well, you don't want to have them.
i like sports cars, but it doesn't mean
i want to push a ferrari through my vagina.
shotgun.
you can't blame us for thinking that the kid would be a problem.
i mean, if we were friends with garfield,
we wouldn't set him up on a date with mondays.
nice.
you know what the kid is not a problem i want to meet this guy.
okay. that's awesome! yeah.
hey, what's my "but"?
u know i'm a... i am really nice but...
but she's afraid of commitments.
but she's a gun nut.
but she'scanadian.
but she didn't like field of dreams.
i can't think of...
you don't have a but.