(前情提要)
你们看 Check it out, folks!
我们在我婚礼上的合照 A photo of us from my wedding.
那是尼奇卡齐米利欧吗 Is that Nicky Caccimelio?
失踪的黑帮分子来你的婚礼 全镇都在找他耶 The missing mobster was at your wedding? The whole town is looking for him.
- 他在跟莱斯特说话 - 还给他一个信封 - And he's talking with Lester. - And handing him an envelope.
万一尼奇杀了莱斯特呢 What if Nicky killed Lester?
莱斯特的大楼记录簿 Lester's building ledger?
柯路卡女士 拜托 我... Mrs. Coluca, please, I...
他会希望你留着的 He'd want you to have it.
再说 你可能会在里面 发现一些很有意思的趣闻 Besides, I think you might find some very interesting tidbits in here.
你知道我在乎你 朋友 You know I cared about you, pal.
有人在吗 我只是来送洗帽子 Anyone here? Just dropping off a chapeau!
这证明不了什么 This doesn't prove anything.
他在做什么 What is he doing?
我认得这个柜子 I know this closet.
我的妈呀 Whoa, mama!
那是尼奇在婚礼上交给莱斯特的信封 That's the envelope that Nicky gave Lester at the wedding.
莱斯特在他死掉那晚来过这里 Lester was here the night he died.
这不是悲惨的意外 This was no tragic accident.
我都做什么 我不知道我都做什么 What do I do? I don't know what I do.
铲雪 撒盐 Shovel the snow, put salt down.
在电梯里铺地毯 Carpeted mats in the elevators.
最好没有人滑倒 相信我 You don't want nobody slipping. Believe me.
再说一次这是在拍什么 So, what is this again?
有关纽约市门房的研究 A study on New York City doormen.
(罗纳德)
大众吵着要看吗 Is the public clamoring for that?
这不是脑部手术 You know, it's not brain surgery,
但我确实在助人 but I do help people.
我会跟他们聊天 如果他们有需要 帮他们提提神 You know, I chat with them. Give them a pick-me-up if they need that, you know?
把糖果留给被保母养大的孩子 Keep candy for the kids being raised by nannies.
带他们的狗去晨间散步 Take their dogs out for their morning constitutional.
我14年前曾经在这大厅帮一位女士接生 I helped a lady give birth right here in this lobby 14 years ago.
洋基队应该签下我的 我接住了那个滑溜溜的家伙 Yankees shoulda signed me the way I fielded that slippery sucker.
这年头一切都变得疏离了 Everything these days gettin' so disconnected.
那就是我们关注的 一对一互动 That's what we look after, you know? The one-on-one thing.
在这座城市失去那种互动 好惨 Lose that in this city? Shit.
当然 也有人在这里过世 People pass on in here too, of course.
你第一次帮他们开门 You open a door for them the first time.
可能也会帮他们开最后一次 Might open it for the last, too.
所以 尊重点 So... respect.
我在这张桌子坐32年了 Been at this desk 32 years now.
说出来很疯狂 Crazy to say out loud.
我从没打算当门房 I never planned on being a doorman.
我本来想当演员 I was gonna be an actor.
确切来说是电影明星 A movie star, to be specific.
我当年有点不切实际 I was a little de-lu-lu back then.
但我记得第一天 就像上周的事一样 But I can remember that first day like it was last week.
好 莱斯特 Okay, Lester.
早上六点开始工作 意思是要穿好制服 不是走进门 Work starts at 6 a.m. That means in uniform, not walking through the door.
绝不能让住户看到你穿便服 You never let a tenant see you in your civilian clothes.
我们什么时候领薪水 有小费吧 Hey, when do we get paid? And there are tips, right?
在假日前后 Around the holidays.
希望到时候我已经是全职演员了 I was kinda hoping to be acting full time by then.
说到这个 要找谁谈请假去试镜的事 Uh, speaking of, who do I talk to about time off for auditions?
你不能请假去试镜 You're not leaving for auditions.
你有自己的人生和梦想 很好 You got a life, you got dreams, good for you.
但你在这里时 就要以住户为主 But when you're here, you're about the tenants.
这就是工作 如果你做对了 That's the gig. And if you do it right, who knows?
谁知道 你可能会爱上这个地方 懂吗 You might fall in love with the place. Got it?
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
我们是老纽约 不管那是什么意思 We are old New York. Whatever that means.
32年了 你一定有很精彩的故事 可以分享一下吗 Thirty-two years? You must have quite a story. You mind sharing it?
我的故事 My story?
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(纽约警局)
(第五季 第二集) (你先请)
看看是谁来了 你一开始就遇到棘手的住户 Oh, look who it is. You're starting with a tough one.
她总是提早离开去买彩券 She always leaves early to buy a lotto ticket.
她会问你要买什么号码 别理她 She'll ask you what numbers to play. Don't engage.
早安 佛吉尔小姐 Good morning, Ms. Folger.
早安 乔治 Good morning, George!
新来的 希望你比上一个白痴好 New guy. I hope you're better than that last moron.
你的生日是哪天 When's your birthday?
我 1948年5月18日 Me? Uh, May 18th, 1948?
5 18 19 48 Five, 18, 19, 48.
还不赖 That's not bad.
你先请 佛吉尔小姐 After you, Ms. Folger.
如果我赢了 我不会分享的 If I win, I'm not sharing.
永远都要说「你先请」 会让住户心情好 Always, "After you." Makes the tenants feel good.
听好了 真正的诀窍是注意小细节 And pay attention. The real trick is noticing the little things.
你有看到她的外套吗 Like, did you see her coat?
- 没有 - 因为她没穿外套 - Uh... no. - Because she wasn't wearing one.
但外面很冷 表示她有潮热 But it's cold out. Means she's having a hot flash.
待会她回家时 When she comes home later,
她会要你关掉她公寓里的暖气 she's gonna ask you to turn the radiator off in her apartment.
来吧 Here.
那玩意现在形同你的手臂了 That thing is part of your arm now.
有了那个电梯手摇柄 大楼里所有人的安全 The safety of everyone in this building is right there in your hands
都掌握在你手中 with that elevator crank.
你有在听吗 要注意小细节 You listening? Pay attention to the small stuff.
这样你才能洞察机先 That way, you know what's coming.
- 晚安 迪马斯先生 迪... - 不是迪马斯太太 - Good evening, Mr. Dimas. Missus... - Not Mrs. Dimas.
- 不是迪马斯太太 - 不是迪马斯太太 - Not Mrs. Dimas. - Not Mrs. Dimas.
(《华尔街日报》)
我们来看我住在12E的妹妹 We're visiting my sister in 12E.
欢迎 这位是谁 Welcome. And who is this?
这位是梅宝 她要去见她的阿姨了 This is Mabel. She's gonna meet her auntie.
你好 梅宝 欢迎来到亚柯尼亚大楼 Hi, Mabel. Welcome to the Arconia.
我帮你按电梯 摩拉太太 Let me get the elevator for you, Mrs. Mora.
我的脖子 我的背 My neck! My back!
先生 你没有跌倒 我看到你自己躺到地上 Sir, you didn't fall. I saw you lay yourself on the ground.
别因为我脑部严重受创就想骗我 Don't you try to trick me just because I've had a terrible brain trauma.
大家都看到了 Everyone saw!
这里只有我们在 你想耍什么把戏 We're the only ones here. What are you trying to pull?
你先听我说 Um... unrelated, uh...
我出价买这里的一间公寓 但竞争很激烈 I made an offer on a unit here, but it's a, uh, competitive situation.
不过如果有个内应 有个英雄 Although, if someone on the inside,
能让其他的申请书消失 a hero who, uh, could make the other applications disappear,
或许我就不会提告了 maybe I wouldn't sue.
原来这就是你的目的 我会想想办法 So, that's what you're after. Yeah. I'll see what I can do.
你人真好 莱斯特 That's very kind of you... Lester.
很高兴认识你 It's-- It's-- It's nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你 It's nice to meet you, too.
不好意思 有什么事吗 你们是访客吗 还是... Excuse me, can I help you? Are you visiting someone, or...
天啊 布拉奏斯 我是你的头号影迷 可以合照吗 Oh, my God! Brazzos! I'm your biggest fan. Could we get a photo?
抱歉 我没有布拉奏斯徽章就不拍照 Uh, I'm sorry, I don't do photos without my Brazzos badge.
等等 Oh, wait.
「这让你的人生有了新的发展」 来吧 This sends your life into a whole new direction. Here we go.
- 你可以留着徽章 - 谢谢 - And you keep the badge. - Thank you!
萨维奇先生 你处理得好专业 我也是演员 Wow, Mr. Savage, you handled that like a pro. You know, I'm an actor, too.
虽然才刚起步 但我真希望有你这样的事业 Still just getting started, but boy, I'd love a career like yours.
祝你好运 朋友 Well, good luck to you, my friend.
电视网就像善变的女人 但我要说 她是可以被引诱的 Network TV is a fickle lady. And I'm here to say, she can be seduced.
有那家伙住在这里真是太酷了 Man, it's so cool we get to have that guy living here, right?
好了 眼冒星星先生 Okay, Mr. Stars In Your Eyes,
显然有个无家可归的女人在中庭吵闹 apparently, some homeless woman is causing a racket in the courtyard.
快去叫她走开 Go ask her to move it along.
- 抱歉 我知道 我这就走 - 不 拜托 你的声音很美 - S-Sorry, I know. I'll leave. - No, no, please. Your-- your voice is beautiful.
带他们出来散步 是唯一能让他们睡午觉的方法 Well, taking them for a walk is the only way to get them down for a nap.
还有摇篮曲 所以... That and a lullaby, so...
我也很喜欢大楼里的音响效果 And I love the acoustics in this building.
其实是因为石灰岩的关系 所以... It's-- Well, it's-- Actually, it's the limestone, so...
- 我是莱斯特 - 我是... - I'm Lester. - I'm--
歌后吗 Florence?
你听起来像夜莺 它是我最爱的鸣禽 You sound like a nightingale. It's my favorite songbird.
我是萝瑞琳 但多数人都叫我瑞琳 I'm Lorraine, but most people call me Rainey.
瑞琳 Rainey.
等我名利双收 而你成了歌剧明星 So, when I'm rich and famous, and you're an opera star...
我们还是要在这共进午餐 ...we'll still eat our lunch together here,
不过是在我们自己的公寓里 听起来如何 but, uh, up in our own apartment. How's that sound?
糟透了 糟到没药救 Terrible. Absolutely awful.
- 我爱你 柯路卡太太 - 我爱你 柯路卡先生 - I love you, Mrs. Coluca. - I love you, Mr. Coluca.
哈尔德 这里好漂亮 Oh, Howard! It's gorgeous!
你看圣诞村 母亲 Oh, look at the Christmas village, Mother.
可以跟媳妇或孙子一起过节多好 Oh, to spend the holidays with a daughter-in-law, or grandkids.
我正在努力 I'm working on it.
动作快 你得在 千禧虫世界末日前找个好女孩 Well, hurry up! You gotta find a nice girl before this Y2K thing ends the world.
跟女孩交往会是世界末日 Being with a girl would be the end of the world.
你说什么 What did you just say?
没什么 只是歌词而已 Nothing, Mother. Song lyrics.
你在干什么 你不该进去的 What the hell are you doing? You shouldn't be in here!
我是莱斯特 你是谁 Hey. I'm Lester. Who are you?
我是梅宝 I'm Mabel.
你长大了 Oh, you got bigger.
你在乔治的衣橱里玩捉迷藏吗 Were you playing hide-and-seek in George's closet?
不是 要有朋友才能玩捉迷藏 我只是躲起来 No. You need friends for that. I was just hiding.
我很需要朋友 I could use a friend.
我还得把最后一个装饰品挂上这棵树 There's one last ornament that I gotta put on this tree.
你能帮我吗 Think you could help me out with that?
你先请 After you. After you, and after you.
谢谢 Thank you.
笑一个 Say cheese!
- 好 再来一张正常的...正常的 - 好了 好 - Okay, now a normal-- A normal one. - Alright, okay, okay.
莱斯特 他们在做鬼脸吗 Lester, they're making faces. They're making faces.
别回答 莱斯特 别回答 Uh, d-don't answer, Lester. Don't answer.
说真的 大伙 为圣诞卡拍一张就好 Seriously, guys, just-- just one. For the Christmas card. Okay, alright. Okay.
奥利佛 你有空吗 Oliver! Ugh, you got a second?
为了你 泰迪 随时有空 For you, Teddy, anytime.
- 我们的订位在六点半 - 一分钟就好 我保证 - Our reservations are at 6:30! - I-I'll just be a minute. I promise.
我们没有布偶的预算 We don't have a puppet budget.
也许两分钟 最多七分钟 Maybe two. Seven, tops.
《狮子王》的布偶很成功 并不代表我们的戏需要它们 Just because it works for Lion King, doesn't mean our show needs puppets.
我们要演关于都灵裹尸布的音乐剧 We're doing a musical about the Shroud of Turin.
我们已经如履薄冰了 We're on thin ice as it is.
你好 Hello there.
我的经纪人寄来《神鬼战士》的剧本 My agent sent me some script, Gladiator.
不是我 就是一个叫罗素克洛的 It's between me and this guy, uh, Russell Crowe.
你觉得有胜算吗 You like your chances?
他不会得到这角色的Well, he's not gonna get it.
你听听 「你们开心了吧 」 Listen to this. "Are you not entertained?"
哇 太棒了 Whoa! So good.
我一直很想驾驶战车 I always wanted to do chariot work.
正好碰到我要找的演员 Hey, just the actor I was looking for.
这是圣诞节的小礼物 Here's a little gift for the holidays.
这能保护照片 直到你裱框 And, uh, this will keep it fresh 'til you get it framed.
你是演员 You're an actor?
(亚柯尼亚) (记录簿)
正式记录簿 哇 An official ledger. Wow.
(亚柯尼亚)
为了小孩多给一点 应该能买很多玩具 乔治 A little something extra for the kids. Should buy a lot of toys, Georgie, huh?
- 我家人会很开心的 - 好 - Family appreciates it. - Okay.
- 圣诞快乐 老大 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas, boss! - Merry Christmas.
乔治 你有事瞒着我吗 Whoa, George. Are you holding out on me?
我看过你拿那些信封 我要加入 I've seen you get those envelopes before. I want in.
为什么 你不需要钱 你不是随时会离开 去当大明星吗 Why? You don't need the money. Aren't you leaving any day now to go be a big star?
你也太狠了吧 乔治 今天是圣诞节 That's a low blow, George. It's Christmas.
耶诞快乐 莱斯特 Merry Christmas, Lester.
- 你可以吗 - 可以 - You got it? - Yep.
没想到我会活到 亚柯尼亚有自动电梯的这一天 Never thought I'd live to see the day the Arconia has an automated elevator.
我不想看到电梯离开 但我喜欢看它离开的景象 I hate to see the elevator go, but I love to watch it leave.
- 什么意思 - 没什么 母亲 - What does that mean? - Nothing, Mother.
从科技进步的观点来看啦 Just from a technology advancement standpoint.
情况只会越来越糟 Things are only getting worse.
我记得以前一瓶啤酒一块钱 可以在飞机上抽烟 I remember when a beer cost you a dollar, you could smoke on planes,
皮条客穿得还像皮条客 and pimps still dressed like pimps.
这给你 Here you go.
莱斯特 借一步说话 Lester. A word.
乔治 我知道 有了新电梯 George, George, I-- I know, with the new elevator
你可能不需要另一个门房 但我不能失去这工作 you might not need a second doorman, but I can't lose this job.
我现在有小孩了 瑞琳的事业终于有了进展 I've got kids now, Rainey's finally getting traction with her career,
但唱歌剧赚不了多少钱 but-- but it's opera. It doesn't pay shit.
- 我在这里很开心 - 好了 - I mean, I'm-- I'm happy here. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
我要介绍一个人给你认识 There's someone I wanna introduce you to.
来吧 我们走 Come on. This way.
你先请 After you.
莱斯特 这位是尼奇卡齐米利欧 Lester, this is Nicky Caccimelio.
你要用它打我吗 Whoa, you gonna hit me with that?
什么 不是 对不起 我不会的 What? Oh, no! I'm sorry. I'd never.
我没那么笨 Uh, I know better.
我在你家开的干洗店对面长大 I grew up across from your family's dry cleaners.
不会吧 你来自法烈布殊区 Oh, no shit? You're from Flatbush?
穿紧身牛仔裤的义大利女孩 跟布鲁克林有何共通点 What do an Italian girl in tight jeans and Brooklyn got in common?
- 发勒布疏 - 发勒布疏 - Flatbush? - Flatbush!
没错 That's it.
你还不错 Alright.
或许吧 Maybe.
- 这是怎么回事 - 我要退休了 - What's going on? - I'm retiring.
这表示我们需要新的门房 Which means we're gonna need someone new on the desk
还有新的人来帮忙卡齐米利欧先生 and someone new to help with Mr. Caccimelio.
我知道你需要钱 也知道你爱这栋大楼 I know you need the money. And I know you love the building.
把这当成你的重大突破吧 Consider this your big break.
什么 你说真的吗 Wait, are you serious?
等等 我必须做什么 我应该不用... Uh, wait. Uh, what-- what do I have to do? It's not like I need to--
等等 别激动 Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy.
不是那样的 好吗 Nothin' like that, okay?
不是所有工作都是合法的 但没有人会受伤 N-Not all the work is legal per se, but nobody's gettin' hurt.
我在亚柯尼亚有个地方 周六晚上会做点小生意 I got a place here in the Arconia. A little business on Saturday night.
你只需要待晚一点 让几个人进来 All you need to do is stay a little later, let a few people in,
让当晚顺利进行 keep the night flowing.
懂吗 Capisce?
当然 要谨慎 Discreetly, of course.
那似乎还不赖 That doesn't seem bad.
我已经很擅长让人进来了 I mean, I'm-- I'm already good at letting people in.
对 没错 轻松好赚 Right. That's right. Easy money.
欢迎加入这个家族 Welcome to the family.
就这样了 Well, that's it.
小心点 让那些人进来 但别管闲事 Just be careful. Let the people in, but keep your head down.
- 你知道的越少越好 - 好 知道了 - The less you know, the better. - Okay, yeah. Got it.
你刚来的时候 我对你没什么信心 You know... I wasn't so sure about you when you started.
但你真的拿出了本事 But you've really proven yourself.
好好照顾我的大楼 莱斯特 它现在是你的了 Take care of my building, Lester. It's yours now.
你先请 After you.
(莱斯特) (门房)
- 早安 莱斯特 - 早 佛吉尔小姐 - Good morning, Lester. - Morning, Ms. Folger.
你正式上班的第一天就忘了刮胡子 You forget to shave on your official first day?
我只是想试试看 I'm just trying something out.
我会确定你回家时 暖气是关的 I'll make sure your radiator's off when you get home.
谢谢 一切都在你的掌控之中 Well, thank you. You're right on top of things.
开门 Door!
你先请 After you.
《神鬼战士》的事很遗憾 萨维奇先生 Uh, sorry about Gladiator, Mr. Savage.
没关系 Not a problem.
我有《国家宝藏》的试镜 第三次复选 I'm auditioning for National Treasure. Third callback.
不是我 就是尼可拉斯凯吉 但他不会上的 他不适合 It's between me and Nic Cage, but he's not gonna get it. Not right.
因为你是国家宝藏 Because you're a national treasure.
谢谢 Hey.
他来了 There he is, there he is.
莱斯特来说笑 Lester the jester.
我喜欢绰号 Hey, I like nicknames.
- 我们来想想 好吗 - 谢谢 老大 - We'll work on it. Good work. - Thank you, boss.
- 莫里斯太太 - 谢谢你 莱斯特 - Mrs. Morris. - Oh. Thank you, Lester.
我儿子是G My son is a G.
你知道LGBT吗 他是那个G Do you know about LGBT? He's the G.
好了 母亲 Okay, Mother.
能拥有你是任何G的福气 哈尔德 And any other G would be lucky to have you, Howard.
只要找到一个就好 You just need to find one.
还要有孙子 And have grandkids.
- 对 - 谢谢你 莱斯特 - Yeah. - Thank you, Lester.
你可以带他去参加骄傲游行 He could bring 'em to that Proud Parade.
你们来找尼奇吗 这边请 Here to see Nicky? Right this way.
莱斯特 Lester! Lester! Lester!
外面有个变态在骚扰美女 There's a creep outside preying on beautiful women.
我们不得不逃命 We had to run for our lives.
你竟然还留着那玩意 I can't believe you still got that thing.
莱斯特和他的手摇柄 Oh, Lester and his crank.
亚柯尼亚历史的一部分 只要我在这里 它就在 Piece of Arconia history. As long as I'm here, it'll be, too. Just like this.
你们今晚最好别玩得太疯 我可不想被逼着上楼 You kids better not get too crazy tonight. I don't wanna have to come up there.
酒是料理用的 The wine is for cooking.
当然 美味的盒装酒酱汁 Sure, a nice boxed wine reduction.
这场正式晚宴会有多少宾客 How many guests are we expecting at this, uh, formal dinner party?
只有艾希亚 提姆 几个从贝波特来的朋友 Just Althea, Tim, and a few friends from Bayport.
如果想让莱斯特安心 也许别说「贝波特」比较好 Maybe don't say "Bayport" if you want to put Lester at ease.
别仇视贝波特 富家子弟 Hey, no hating on B-Port, rich boy.
莱斯特 如果还有人带烹饪用具来 他们是跟我们一起的 Lester, if a few other people come with "cooking supplies"... um, they're with us.
如果人很多 抱歉啦 Sorry if it's a lot of people.
别担心 Don't worry.
我记得你没有朋友的时候 看看现在的你 I remember when you didn't have any friends. And look at you now.
- 看看现在的我 - 看看现在的你 梅宝 - Look at me now. - Look at you now, Mabel.
(裁缝改造)
今天是我的结婚纪念日 It's my anniversary.
不会吧 恭喜 我爱爱情 No shit. Congrats. I love love.
我也是 Me, too.
是这样的 我答应我老婆 今晚可以出去吃晚餐 Thing is, I-- I promised my wife we could go out to dinner tonight.
女人都爱晚餐 Ladies love a dinner.
对哦 但今天是周六 Ah, right, but it's Saturday.
没错 所以我想也许我今晚能请假 Exactly, uh, so I-I thought maybe I could take the night off.
不行 莱斯特 我需要你在场 No, no, no. No can do, Lester. I need you there.
但你知道女人也爱什么吗 周日早午餐 But you know what ladies also love? Sunday brunch. Huh?
也许我该收手了 You know, maybe it's time I finish up.
我的孩子都上大学了 我一直在存钱 My kids are in college now. I've been saving.
我已经不需要赚外快了 I really don't need extra money anymore.
这样行不通 莱斯特 That's not really how it works, Lester.
你不能说走就走 You go when it's convenient for you.
提醒我一下 是谁供你的孩子上大学 Remind me who put your kids through college?
你能有今天都是因为我 I'm the reason you have anything.
所以你要待在那张桌子后面 直到我说没你的事为止 So, you are gonna stay behind that desk until I say you're done.
周年纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
- 当然 - 好 - Sure. - Okay.
前台 Front desk.
- 帕南先生 - 莱斯特 - Mr. Putnam? - Lester,
你能帮我放洗澡水吗 can you run me a bath?
再看看罗贝塔有没有拿走烤面包机 我们会需要的 And then check to see if Roberta took the toaster. We're gonna need that.
不 那是我唯一不能帮忙的事 Oh, no, that's the one thing I'm not allowed to help with.
那样很不恰当 Uh, it's really frowned on.
如果我现在死了 你觉得我会被纳入东尼奖的缅怀桥段吗 If I died right now, do you think I'd make it onto the Tony "In Memoriam"?
回答谨慎点 我现在...很脆弱 Answer carefully, I'm... I'm very fragile.
对 她把花瓶都拿走了 Yes, she-- she took all the vases.
天啊 莱斯特 Oh, God, Lester.
我会孤独终老 I'm gonna die alone.
在我千辛万苦保住的公寓里 一个花瓶都没有 In this apartment I fought so hard to keep. Vase-less.
别这样 你还有很多时间可以扭转局势 Come on. You got plenty of time to turn things around.
你听说哈里逊福特的事了吗 You hear about Harrison Ford?
什么 又坠机了吗 What? Another plane crash?
看吧 那样才能登上缅怀桥段 See, that's how you get on the "In Memoriam."
这我就不知道了 I don't know about that.
我只知道他花了些时间才出线 I just know it took him a while to figure it out.
你大器晚成 帕南先生 跟我一样 You're a late bloomer, Mr. Putnam. Just like me.
我们还有孩子和大好人生呢 A couple of kids with our whole life ahead of us.
如果你把这些留在桌上 它们会枯萎的 You know... if you leave these on the table, they're just gonna wither away.
但如果你照顾它们 把它们放在水里 But if you care for 'em... put 'em in water...
给它们一些阳光 它们马上就会恢复 give 'em some sun, they'll bounce right back.
你很有智慧 莱斯特 You're very wise, Lester.
我很高兴你在这里 You know, I'm glad you're here.
别担心 Don't worry.
我今天才知道 我哪里都不会去 I just found out today I'm not going anywhere.
对 我现在就出发 十分钟后在那里见 好吗
你先请 你先请 After you.
好 After you.
你先请 After you.
身旁有这么多人对你视而不见 是不是很棒 Isn't it nice to have all these people walk past you without noticing?
对 欢迎来到更年期后女性的生活 Yeah, welcome to life as a postmenopausal woman.
祝你们顺心 女孩们 Have a good day, girls.
(纽约市消防局) (急救员)
没事了 It's okay.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
谢谢你 莱斯特 Thanks, Lester.
好吧 莱斯特 Alright, Lester.
又是重大的夜晚 对吧 Another big night, huh?
听着 今晚的比较大包 好吗 Now, listen, it's a little heavier tonight, okay?
- 帮太太买些亮晶晶的东西 - 好 - Buy something shiny for the missus. - Yeah.
- 好吗 - 好 当然 - Alright? - Yeah, yeah, sure.
老婆就是那样 像乌鸦一样 为那玩意疯狂 You know wives, they're like ravens. They go crazy for that stuff. Huh?
- 是啊 好主意 - 再见 - Yeah. Yeah, thanks. - Alright.
把地址给我 我会寄支票给你 You, give me your address and I'll send you a check for it! Geez.
你还好吗 萨维奇先生 Hey! Hey! You okay, Mr. Savage?
- 没事 - 你钱不够 你得付钱 - Yeah. - You're short! You need to pay!
我们从大西洋城开过来 他说我欠他150块 We came in from Atlantic City. He says I owe him a hundred and a half.
- 是四百块 - 四百块 - It's 400! - Four hundred?!
我们干嘛了 走布鲁克林大桥吗 What'd we do? Go by way of the Brooklyn Bridge?
谢了 莱斯特 Thanks, Lester.
我今晚过得很糟 没办法 Ah! I had a bad night. It happens.
我不会评断你 萨维奇先生 你很快就会振作的 你是布拉奏斯 No judgment, Mr. Savage. Uh, you'll bounce back soon. You're Brazzos.
不 莱斯特 我以前是布拉奏斯 No, Lester, I used to be Brazzos.
以前每周四晚上 有八百万到一千万人会看我演的戏 Eight to 10 million people used to tune in every Thursday night to watch me.
以前麦当劳快乐儿童餐有我的仿真公仔 I had an anatomically correct McDonald's Happy Meal action figure.
我以前同时交两个女朋友 I had two girlfriends at the same time.
当时还没有那种风潮呢 And that was before it was cool.
我参加的那些试镜 And those auditions I go on?
那不是试镜 莱斯特 只是客套而已 They're not auditions, Lester. They're-- they're courtesy calls.
来 这是金块饭店的扑克牌 Here, here. Here's a deck of cards from the Nugget.
你留着吧 我不想要 You keep 'em. I don't want 'em.
你只需要一件好事 就能东山再起 You know, you just need one thing to go right, and, uh, you'll bounce back.
你知道哈里逊福特吗 Hey, you know Harrison Ford?
别跟我提哈里逊福特 他在《宠物当家2》打败了我 Oh, don't mention Harrison Ford to me. He beat me out for Secret Life of Pets 2.
他是大器晚成型的 也许你也是 Well, he was a late bloomer. Maybe you are, too.
很晚了 莱斯特 It's getting pretty late, Lester.
大家注意安全 注意安全 Let's keep safe, everybody! Let's keep safe!
快走 不知道是不是失火... Let's go, let's go! We don't know if it's a fire--
有必要这样吗 莱斯特 Is this really necessary, Lester?
要四个人才能把温尼抬下十层楼 It took four people to get Winnie down ten flights of stairs.
我不知道该说什么 帕南先生 我们正在想办法 Not sure what to tell you, Mr. Putnam. We're figuring it out.
多数人都去利布瑞兹餐厅了 如果你想加入的话 Most folks are headed to Librizzi's, if you wanna join.
那里常常客满 但好吧 Oh, it's hard to get a table there, but okay.
好 来吧 请继续移动 Okay, come on, keep moving, please.
请继续移动 来吧 快一点 Please keep moving. Come on. Come on, a little hustle, a little hustle.
欢迎收听《大楼谋杀疑云》 [over speaker] Welcome to Only Murders in the Building,
真实犯罪线上电台 a true crime podcast.
- 我是主持人查尔斯海登萨维奇 - 谋杀 - I'm your host, Charles-Haden Savage. - A murder.
凶手一定有经过我的前台 The killer must've walked right past my desk.
不 这不是你的错 30年来才发生一起谋杀案 No, it's not your fault! One murder in 30 years?
四起 Four?
亲爱的 我不想骗你 四起谋杀案真的很多 Oh, honey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Four is a lot of murders.
也许该寻求协助了 I know. Might be time I get some help.
对 Yeah, yeah.
好 蓝道 今天是重要的训练日 Okay, Randall. Today is gonna be a big day of training.
但你到职的这周很忙 You're starting on a crazy week, though.
我们有一场婚礼 We have a wedding.
婚礼 A wedding?
你知道他们有没有请DJ或乐团吗 Do you know if they're having a DJ or a band?
因为我有在表演 'Cause I-- I gig.
直立贝斯 我会弹直立贝斯 Upright bass. It's what I play.
那才是我的人生计画 不是当什么门房 It's actually my plan in life. Not this doorman... stuff.
无意冒犯 No offense.
你不只是帮住户开门 You're not just opening doors for tenants.
你是送他们走进世界 或是欢迎他们回家 You're sending them into the world or you're welcoming them back home.
你的工作是不要错过任何细节 不管有多小 Your job is to not miss one detail, no matter how small.
(亚柯尼亚) (记录簿)
里面有好几年的笔记 Years of notes in here.
- 那是什么 - 没什么 - What's that? - It's nothing.
但要是有男人拿一朵白栀子花进来 别跟他说话 But if a man comes in with a white gardenia, you don't talk to him.
我才行 好吗 你最好别被牵扯进去 懂吗 Only me, okay? You don't wanna get involved. Got it?
好 Okay.
在这里工作会看尽一切 You see it all, working here.
你会见证他们人生的高潮和低谷 You're here for their highest highs and their lowest lows.
如果你像我一样幸运 你会在瞬间爱上这个地方 And if you're lucky like me, you'll blink and fall in love with the place.
这些大楼好几年前就能换上自动门了 They could've switched to automatic doors years ago.
但他们保留了门房 永远都是门房 But they kept the doorman. Always a doorman.
但我觉得做这份工作 会让你参与一个共同的故事 But I think doing this job, you become part of a shared story.
大楼和其中所有人的故事 The story of the building, and all of the people inside.
我们扮演的角色很简单 却也很重要 There's something important about the simple role we play.
很难用言语形容 但要是我们不在了 你应该会感受到 It's hard to put into words, but I think you'd feel it if we were gone.
(莱斯特柯路卡) (谁杀了莱斯特 )
太诡异了 It's just so bizarre.
我不敢相信他死了 I can't believe he's gone.
大伙 警方报告刚出炉 Guys, the police report just came in.
-「意外死亡」 -「意外死亡」 Accidental death?
这家伙在纽约最凶恶的建筑里 I mean, the guy fills a fountain with blood
让喷泉注满了鲜血 他们却说是意外 in the most murderous building in New York, and they say it's accidental?
所以我们就假设是谋杀 So, we just assumed murder?
信不信由你 梅宝 多数老男人都会猝死 Well, believe it or not, Mabel, most old men do drop dead.
我们年轻人要有心理准备 查尔斯接下来两到四年也会猝死 We youngins should be prepared for Charles to do the same in the next two to four.
什么 我的医生说 我的静止心率跟乳牛一样 Excuse me? My doctor says I have the resting heart rate of a dairy cow.
牛有四个胃 却只有一个心脏 See, a bovine has, uh, four stomachs,
压力其实是可以调节的 but one heart, and stress can actually regulate.
我们也可以现在就杀了他 Or we could just kill him now.
感觉很奇怪 It feels weird.
我猜人是可以单纯地死在这栋大楼里的 I mean, I guess someone could just die in our building.
所以怎么样 这其中没有故事 So, what, there's no story here?
没关系 It's alright.
没有什么故事 There is no story.
我是扶着门的人 I'm the guy who held the door.
对我们门房来说 重点从来不是我们 For us doormen, it's never about us.
你知道我以前常说什么吗 You know what I used to say over and over?
他以前帮我们开门时都会说什么 What was it he used to say when he'd opened the door for us?
- 你先请 - 你先请 After you. After you.
「小心脚步」 "Watch your step!"
-「小心脚步」 - 没错 就是这句 - "Watch your step." - That's right. That was it.
- 对 - 天啊 - Yeah, yeah. - God.
我废话说得够多了 Enough of me yapping.
我还有工作要做 I got a job to go do.
再见 Ciao.
字幕翻译:宋梅君 �