你开心就好，去他妈的条子 Good for you, screw the fuzz
我先听听这些再决定 I listen to these and then decide
来吧，你最好吃点东西 Come on, you better eat some
不饿 Not hungry
今天有件怪事发生在我身上 something very strange happened to me today
哦真的吗？ oh really?
什么？ what?
哦其实没啥有趣的，我猜…现在谁领先？ Oh nothing really interesting, i guess, who's ahead?
英国人 The English
这完全不可能 That is completely out of question
客户已经看过那部电影了 The clients already seen the film
觉得简直烂透了 and found it absolutely terrible
毫无节奏和效果 without rhythm or effect
好吧丹尼 Okay, Danny
这绝对不可能 That's positively impossible
人家拍电影多少年了，你搞砸得真彻底对吧？ The man has made films for years, you blew it royally, right?
现在你没借口了查尔斯 Now you have no excuse, Charles
那部电影给你那么多预算都被你毁了 You had a fortune to play with on that film and you blew it
别打给我，我会联系你 Don't call me, i'll call you
莱缪尔夫人，这是维德的首版设计稿 Mrs Lemuel, here are the first designs for Vader
终于来了，他们拖得够久 Finally, they took their time coming
如果您有兴趣对比初版方案 If you'd be interested in comparing the first
打扰了丹尼，我平时不… Excuse me, Danny, i don't normally
为我们的成功干杯！ To our success!
希望一切如我们所愿 Let's hope it's all we expect it to be
啊，模型完成了 Ah, the model is completed
预算已制定并通过 The budget established and approved
先生们，我们的未来一片光明哈 Gentlemen, our future's looking good huh
受雇为伊朗一家初创公司建造整座城市 Hired to build a whole city in Iran for a company just starting
真是肥差——没错 That's pretty pickings - Yep
贱货 What a cunt
裁判那个判罚绝对有问题 the referee the penalty was positively irregular
绝对有问题 Positively irregular
那家伙该换副新眼镜了 Man needs some new glasses, i think
要告诉他莱斯科篮球俱乐部的事吗？ Shall we tell him about how basket club in Lesko?
嗯，他活该 Yeah, he deserved it
但你知道什么？你当时又不在场 But what do you know about it? you weren't even there
但我当时在电视前 But i was in front of my tv
相信我保罗，所有问题都明明白白在屏幕上 Believe me, Paul, everything wrong is right there on the screen
看电视根本不是享受比赛的方式 Television, that's no way to enjoy a game
你必须亲临现场感受氛围 You've gotta be there where the action is
只有这样才能真正参与其中 That's the only way you're gonna feel part of it
我可不想被飞来的酒瓶砸中或被人尖叫震聋耳朵 Well, i want no part of flying bottles and someone screaming in my ear
更别提那些挡住视线的横幅了 Not to mention the banners that block the view
但这些就是乐趣的一部分啊 Oh but that's all part of the fun
这是氛围——算了，他永远不会懂的 It's atmosphere - ah drop it, he'll never understand
我现在完全明白了 I understand all right now
我明白的事你却不明白 I understand one thing you don't
坐沙发可比坐硬板凳舒服多了 It's a lot more comfortable to sit on a couch than a bench
啤酒更冰 The beer is colder
薯片更脆 The potato chips are crisper
还能看特写镜头 and you get to see everything in close up
而不是百米开外 Not a hundred yards away
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
所有球员几乎都在我们左侧 All of the players were practically on our left
就像置身赛场中央 if we were right on top of the action
男人们总爱追新鲜玩意，他们一向如此 Guys get the latest thing, they're always like this
接下来他该说教练找他讨论那个判罚了 Next thing, he'll be telling us that the coach had lined him down to discuss that penalty
根本没什么可讨论的 There wasn't anything to discuss
完全符合规则 It was all perfectly according to rules
我记得大学打球时有次误判 I remember a false call once when i was playing ball in college
看台上的支持者闹得厉害 our supporters in the crowd called such a row
搞得全队都很烦躁 that it got the whole team upset
裁判不得不处罚我们 and so mad that the referee had to penalize
我还能说什么 what more can i say
只能说我很抱歉，抱歉，抱歉 just i'm very sorry, sorry, sorry
我满足不了你了吗 don't i satisfy you anymore
你就非得这样找乐子 you've gotta get your kicks off like that
埃里克，现在上床睡觉 Eric, come to bed now
明天你有个重要会议 you have a meeting that's very important tomorrow
明天，明天 tomorrow, tomorrow
明天看他们的态度会很有意思 it'll be most interesting to see their attitude tomorrow
如果他们刁难你 if they give you a hard time
你就告诉他们他们老婆的恶习 you can tell them the truth about their wife's bad habits
她们对随便是哪个男人都投怀送抱 because they hop to it with any man that's handy
跟她们比你就是天使 you've got an angel in comparison to them
你没权利把她们扯进来 you've no right to try and drag them into this
扯进来？是她们求我加入那些下流勾当 dragged in, they begged me to join in their sordid activities
某种意义上还是贵宾呢 guest of honor and one sense of the word
哦别提那破事了 oh look forget the old thing
上床吧 come to bed
他们老婆到处偷人 their wives play around
你确定？ you're sure
埃里克别折磨自己，他们的事与我们无关 Eric don't torture yourself what they do doesn't concern us
哎呀，这不是睡美人吗 well, as i live and breathe if it ain't sleeping beauty
醒醒你这懒狗养的 wake up you lazy son of a bitch
听见没？我说醒醒 do you hear me, i said wake up
我要做爱 i want to fuck
懂吗？做爱 you understand? fuck
但这次我要得到点回报 only this time, i want to get something out of it
我要你给我口，小子 i want you to suck it to me, kid
我打乱你继续睡觉的计划了 i gotta mess up your plans to sleep on
宝贝你最好习惯 well, baby, you better get used to it
你们俩都最好习惯 you both better get used to it
因为我一旦开始，就是没有盖子的潘多拉魔盒 because when i get going, i'm Pandora's box without a lid
笑话连篇，哈哈哈 a crack a cracks a jokes, hahaha
嘿，你怎么不笑 hey, why aren't you laughing
啊，你的幽默感被阉割了？ ah, is your sense of humor about spreading?
埃里克 Eric
别听她的，她是个真贱货 Don't listen to her, she's a real cunt
而且她知道你的短处 and she knows your shortcomings
和我一样清楚，哈哈哈 as well as i do, Hahaha
速战速决，谢谢了女士 Wham Bam, thank you, ma'am
但你只有"速" but you're just Wham
没有"决"，更别说感谢了 no Bam and never a thank you
但我要教你几招 but i'm gonna teach you a few thing
你他妈在干嘛？ what the hell do you think you're doing?
把你他妈的手指从我嘴里拿出去 get your motherfucking finger out of my mouth
我有话要说 i got things to say
刚才说到哪了，哦对 now, where were we, oh yeah
我决定要教那个混蛋怎么操 i've decided i'm gonna teach that prick how to fuck
等着瞧，我们三个会玩得很开心 you'll see the three of us are gonna have a great time
第一课 lesson number one
甜心，你得先硬起来 sweetie, is that you've got to get it up
来吧甜心，赶紧的，硬起来 so come on, sweetie, let's get with it, get it up
硬起来 get it up
这个奥运规格的游泳池周围是综合体 an Olympic sized swimming pool here is surrounded by a complex
包括药店和... consisting of a drug store and...
打扰了先生 excuse me, sir
埃里克——琼，怎么了？ Eric - Joan, what's the matter?
埃里克又开始了，快回家，埃里克，快点 Eric, it's it's begun all over again, hurry home, Eric, hurry
不行我太忙了，你知道不可能的，抱歉 no i'm too busy, it's impossible you know that, no i'm sorry
霍达快回家，我要做爱 Hoda come home, i want to fuck
出什么事了？ is something wrong?
没事，不严重，你们继续，我马上来 no no, nothing serious, you go on, i'll be right with you
福柯先生您看，我们已将综合医院 yes well, you see, Mr Foucault, we've put the general hospital
听着我一小时内赶不回去 look, i can't come for another hour
琼，冷静点——救护车 Joan, please, just stay calm - the ambulances
埃里克我受不了了，太可怕了哈哈哈太可怕了 Eric, i can't stand it, it's awful hahaha awful
埃里克太可怕了 Eric, it's awful
中央购物区设计成商场 the central shopping area design is a mall
有十个地下停车场 there are ten underground parking areas
可容纳三十五 that can accommodate thirty five
失陪了，我得先走 excuse me, i have to leave
但埃里克 but Eric
你知道福柯先生的飞机 you know Mr Foucault's plane leaves at
去他妈的福柯的飞机 fuck Foucault's plane
请见谅 please, excuse me
福柯先生，我不知道他今天怎么了 Mr Foucault, i i don't know what's wrong with him today
别挺着你那肥屁股躺着了 stop lying around on your fat ass
我要出门，懂吗贱货？ i want to go out, do you understand, cunt?
我们不用整天等那个混蛋 we don't have to wait around all day for that prick
嘿，不穿裙子啊 hey, no dress, huh
我们又不是去听歌剧 we're not going to the opera, you know
我们要执行"硬起来行动" we're going on operation hard on
怎么？不喜欢我的幽默感？——不喜欢 what's the matter? don't you like my sense of humor? - no
把下面打开，这里闷死了 leave the bottom open, it's suffocating in here
有你的电报 there's a telegram for you
哦，莱缪尔先生 oh, Mr Lemuel
莱缪尔先生，有您的电报 Mr Lemuel, there's a telegram for you
琼？ Joan?
我想看电影 i want to go to the movies
嘿贱货，听见没？ hey, cunt, did you hear me?
我说我想看电影 i said i want to go to the movies
要我吼出来吗？ you want me to shout?
我嗓门可比你大，甜心 i got a bigger mouth than you, sweetie
你去哪了？ where were you?
我需要新鲜空气，快窒息了 i needed some fresh air, i was suffocating
她撒谎，该死的骗子 that's not true, she's a goddamn liar
我们出去在色情影院里搞了琼 we went out to get fucked in the Joan of a porno theater
那叫一个爽，你真该看看 and talk about good, you should have seen it
我好久没这么高潮了 i haven't come like that in so long
都快忘了是什么感觉 i'd almost forgotten what it was like
尤其那个大胡子 especially that bearded dude
他那玩意可没留胡子 he sure didn't have any whiskers on his cock
前后上下操遍我全身 he humped me front rear everywhere
上帝那骚货也不赖 god goody fuck that wasn't bad either
你该去看看 you ought to go see it
说不定能学两招哈哈哈 maybe it'd give you some ideas hahaha
婊子，肮脏的母狗 you whore, you filthy bitch
原谅我 forgive me
我从没想过那样 i never wanted that
我们会找到解决办法 we'll find a way to work it out
找到方案 find a solution
等着看吧，我们一起解决 you'll see together we'll find it
我不是故意伤害你 i didn't mean hurt you
算是上门观察诊疗 a sort of house call for observation
没错 that's right
她不会知道你是精神科医生 she won't know about your being a psychiatrist
我就解释说 i'll just explain that
呃，今天下午我碰巧遇到 uh, this afternoon, i happened to run into
你学生时代的老友 an old friend from your school days
当然你不会说关系多好 and naturally, you won't say how good a friend
哦我们这些老故事肯定烦透你美丽的妻子了 oh we're surely boring your lovely wife with all of our old stories
一点也不 absolutely not
其实我对埃里克的过去很感兴趣 actually, i'm very interested in eric's past
哦你知道 oh you know
我那些过去不值一提 any past, i might have had isn't worth talking about
玛蒂娜你做什么工作？——兽医 what do you do for a living, Martine? - veterinary
对女性来说很特别的职业 an unusual job for a woman
有专攻领域吗？ do you specialize in anything?
有，猫科动物 yes, felines
我热爱所有猫类尤其是小母猫 i adore all kinds of cats especially pussy cats
时候不早了 it's getting late
感谢这美好的夜晚——我们的荣幸 Thanks for an excellent evening - Our pleasure
除了有点紧张，您妻子心理非常健康 apart from being a little nervous your wife's very well balanced
她很正常 she's quite normal
抱歉让您白跑一趟 excuse me for asking you to come for nothing
问题是什么您当然不会说 and whatever the problem is you won't tell me naturally
不说，但感谢您能来 no, but thanks for having come
但为什么？ but why?
想知道？我告诉你贱货 you wanna know, i'll tell you cunt
哦不，不能当着她面 oh, no, not in front of her
闭嘴肥唇，我们四个要嗨翻天 buckle it, fat lips, the four of us are gonna have a blast
不信你耳朵是吧，脑袋进水的？ don't believe your ears, huh, head trigger?
你兽医那套可骗不了我 you didn't fool me with your veterinarian crap
面对现实吧宝贝 let's face it, baby
你就喜欢小穴，想给我做心理治疗是吧？ you just like pussy, want to try and shrink my hair, huh?
它在说话 it's it's talking
我要空气，空气 i want some air, air
不可能 it's impossible
把我这紧身尼龙裤扯下来该死的贞操带 get my little smacking pants off my god a nylon chastity belt
开始恢复呼吸了 starting to breathe again
我禁止你再掐我脖子 i forbid you to strangle me and those things again
不，不要 no, no
我不信 i don't believe it
现在进入正题 now we get down to the knitting
分开腿，我说分开 spread your legs, i said spread
埃里克脱衣服——哦求你了埃里克 Eric, undress - oh yes, please, Eric
我要看你的奶子 i want to see your boobies
快点埃里克，赶紧的 come on, Eric, get with it
我说了要看你的奶子 i said i want to see your boobies
你觉得呢琼？ what do you think, Joan?
该让埃里克给你做精神分析吗 should we let Eric cycle analize you
你很想吧，心理医生？ you'd like that, wouldn't you, headshrinker?
上啊埃里克，好好检查 go do it, Eric, Creamer out good
嘿宝贝，忘了我啦？ hey, honey, you forgetting about me
你今晚再也硬不起来了 you'll never get it up again, tonight
过来给我爽完 come here and finish me off
这感觉不错 that's nice
这正是病人需要的，医生 that's just what the patient needed doctor
再深一点 deeper
把舌头伸进来 get your tongue in
再深些 deeper
您觉得莱缪尔夫人怎么样？ what do you think of, Mrs Lemuel? 医生，您听说过类似的病例吗？ have you heard of a similar case, doctor?
哦，没有 oh no
我确信 i truly believe
我可以断言琼·莱缪尔 i can affirm that Joan Lemuel
是第一个拥有会说话私处的女性 is the very first woman to possess a talking box
但那东西会说什么？ but what does a box talk about?
呃，告诉我们它说了什么 uh tell us what it said
不行，那不可能，你的文章会被审查的 No, that's impossible your articles would be censored
全是粗俗的空白 oh blank vulgarity
最后只会剩下空白页 you'd have only blanks left
你第一次意识到 what happened after you
那是莱缪尔夫人的私处在说话时发生了什么？ first realized that it was Mrs Lemuel's box talking?
哦，你觉得会发生什么 Oh, what do you think happened
我立刻离开了他们的公寓，有点震惊 i left their apartment immediately a bit shocked
必须承认后来我叫你来了 i must admit afterwards i called you here
你知道去哪儿能找到他们 you know where white get a hold of them
可能在公寓吧 at their apartment i suppose
不，管理员说他们现在不在 no, the janitor said they're not there now
说他们今早天刚亮就匆匆离开了 said they tripped off right at the crack of dawn this morning
那我就不知道了 then i wouldn't know
著名精神病学家马丁·多德就这样 the renowned psychiatrist, Martin Dodd was thus
成为第一个揭露这则非凡新闻的人 the first to reveal his extraordinary news
显然只是为了科学利益 only in the interests of science obviously
自从人类登月以来 not since man walked on the moon
还没有哪个故事被如此密切关注 has a story been followed so closely
或引发如此大的兴趣 or generated so much interest
我们采访了几位 we have been able to interview a few people
认识这位会说话私处主人的人 who know the owner of the talking pussy
哦，我很喜欢她 oh i like her a lot
她很有亲和力，你知道的 she's well affectionate you know
真悲惨，对她丈夫来说肯定很糟糕 tragic must be awful for her husband work
怪异，我只能用这个词形容——怪异 bizarre that's the only word i find bizarre
一直有点奇怪 strange always a bit strange
但如果这是真的，如果它真会说话 but if it's really true if it talks that is
我是说这年头你得学会妥协 well, i mean you've got to make concessions these days
全世界都乱了 the whole world is up
我们还没能采访到琼·莱缪尔的阿姨芭芭拉·摩根 we have not yet been able to talk to Joan Lemur's aunt, Barbara Morgan
这位抚养她长大的亲人 who raised the young woman
在她父母离奇死亡后 after the mysterious circumstances of her parents death
这位阿姨曾是知名艺术家 the aunt is a once well known artist
摩根小姐，抱歉打扰您 miss Morgan, excuse me for interrupting you
我是记者理查德·萨德勒，能进来聊会儿吗？ i'm a reporter Richard Sadler, may i come in for a second?
你是来找我侄女的，进来吧 you're looking for my niece, come in
整件事太可怕了，那可怜的孩子 this whole thing's awful that poor poor child
对她来说多烦人啊 how annoying for her
是的，当然 yes i'm sure
您知道您侄女和丈夫可能躲在哪里吗？ have you any idea where your niece and her husband could have holed up?
您一定是在开玩笑，先生... you must surely be joking, Mr...
理查德·桑德勒 Richard Sandler
您真的认为 do you really think
我会用这种背叛加重她的痛苦吗？ i'm going to add to her distress by that sort of betrayal?
是我把她培养成端庄得体的淑女 Me, who raised her into a Prim and proper young lady
不用说，独家专访报酬丰厚 it goes without saying exclusive interviews pay very well
尤其是这种重要新闻 especially for stories of this importance
可以推测您开销很大吧 one could suppose that you have considerable expenses
啊这个，模特费用越来越高了 Ah, that. models are getting more and more costly
当然要保密 it remained between us of course
相信我 you can count on me
琼 Joan
嗯，怎么了？ yeah what is it?
没事，亲爱的，我只是想和你说话 nothing, my darling, i only wanted to talk to you
我困了，明天吧 i'm sleepy tomorrow
你在干什么？ what are you doing?
只是爱抚我的小姑娘 just petting, my little girl
我来确认我的天使睡得舒服 i just came to make sure my angel is comfy
别这样 not do that
哦让我来吧，求你了 oh let me, please
我警告过你，乔治 i warned you, George
安妮，别怪我 Anne, don't blame me
是她的错，安妮 it's her fault, Anne
几个月来，她千方百计挑逗我 for months, she's done everything she could to excite me
而你太软弱，连16岁女孩都抵抗不了 and you were too weak to resist a 16 year old
她一直在策划 she's been foiling it
但这不可能是我的错 but it can't be my fault
她...她天生就是个荡妇 she she grew up to be a whore
我只是她的继父 i'm just her stepfather
安妮，求你了，想想 Anne, please, think
我想...别做傻事，别动手 i think don't do something stupid don't do it
你知道我只爱你，安妮，我爱你 you know, you're the only one i love, Anne, i love you
别动手，安妮，不要 don't do it, Anne, no
她开枪了，琼的继父当场死亡 she fired, killing Joan's stepfather instantly
他的尸体倒在了吓坏的孩子身上 his body falling over the terrified child
然后她觉得无法独自活下去 then feeling she could not live without him
她母亲自杀了 her mother committed suicide
这段可怕的记忆 could this dreadful memory
是否与琼·莱缪尔的异常有关？ have anything to do with the abnormality of Joan Lemure
只有她能回答 only she could answer
而我们至今未能亲自联系到这位女士 and we have as yet been unable to contact the young woman personally
她和丈夫今早离开了城市 she and her husband left the city early this morning
目的地未知 and their destination remains unknown
住手！ stop!
为什么，琼？ why, Joan?
为什么？ why?
我受不了了，我要毁掉它 i can't stand it anymore, i wreck it
那我呢，琼？我爱你 what about me, Joan? i love you
继续这样下去 go on like this
我们迟早藏不住的 it'll become of us we can't hide forever
而且还有你在伊朗的那个城市 and besides there's your city Iran
我的城市 my city
靠近点 come closer
她睡着了，我们有机会单独聊聊 she's asleep, so we have time to talk just the two of us
我说靠近点，不想大声说话 come closer, i said, i don't want to have to shout
你到底要不要过来和我说话 you gotta come talk to me or not
真糟糕 that's bad
我吓死你了吧，是不是？ i scare you shittless, don't i?
哦，现在可能吧，之前可不 oh, now, maybe, not before
啊得了吧，跟别人说去吧 ah come on, tell it to somebody else
男人总是害怕，甜心，你也不例外 men are always afraid, and sweetie, you're no exception
现在我想讲讲她的童年 just now, i want to tell you about her childhood
不不 no no
我不想听 i don't want to hear about it
嘘，别吵醒她，靠近点 shh, don't wake her up, come closer
这样听得清楚些 so you can hear better
再近点 closer
这房子唤起了各种回忆 you know this house brings back all kinds of memories
琼的好奇心就是在这里被唤醒的 it was here that Joan's curiosity was first awakened
她迷上了一个男孩 she got a crush on this kid
天，他真帅，名字也贴切 god, was he good looking and appropriately named
彼得，彼得等等我 Peter, Peter wait for me
爱啊爱 love the love
爱与被爱 love to love
天，我为你痴狂 god, i'm dying with you
我累坏了 i'm pooped
你最好洗个澡，浑身是汗 you better shower you're all sweaty
我的衣服呢？ where are my clothes
你冷吗 you're cold
给你，暖和点 there you hotter
哦烫死了 oh burning
我得走了 i gotta go
听着，抱歉，什么？——你的鞋 look, i'm sorry, what? - your shoes
好吧，明天打给你 well, i'll call you tomorrow
你能把酒瓶收起来吗？ are you gonna put away that bottle?
你这样拍不出好照片的 you won't be in any shape to take a decent picture
别担心我，行吗？ don't worry about me, huh?
我这辈子拍的全是下流玩意 i photograph nothing but cunts all my fucking life
也许吧，但这个有点特别 that may be, but this one's a bit unusual
它会用嘴唇说话——会口齿不清吗？ it uses its lips to talk - does it lisp?
我该早点见她，年轻时那么充满活力 i should've seen her then, when she was young, so full of life
那么快乐 so happy
你是说她对我不满 you mean she's unhappy with me
也许吧 maybe
她变了很多，你知道的 she's changed so much, you know
你就这样插手？凭什么？ and it's for that that you've intervened and by what right
哦别紧张，甜心 oh look, sweetie, don't get uptight
毕竟我比你先认识她 after all, i knew her before you did
甚至比"大屌"还早 i even knew her before big dick did
天，"大屌"勾起太多回忆了 god does big dick bring back memories
那是谁？ who's that?
谁是"大屌"？ who's big dick?
她学校的一个老师 one of the teachers where she went to school
所有女生都这么叫他 all the girls called him that
因为显而易见的原因取的外号 a nickname they gave him for obvious reason
然后呢？ and so?
于是琼想验证一下 so Joan wanted to check it out
我说过她是个好奇宝宝 i told you she was an inquisitive job
有一天作为惩罚 one day as punishment
她被留校和另一个女孩一起，哦，"大屌" she was kept after school with another girl, oh big dick
你在干嘛，苏菲？ what you do, Sophie?
我画了"大屌"的棒棒图 i made a drawing of big dick stick
摩根小姐，请您 miss Morgan, if you please
有个老师发现了一首诗 one of the teachers found a poem
我写他的鸡巴的 i wrote about his dick
当我感受到你注视我胸部的目光 when i feel your eyes upon my breast
你裤裆里的东西就让我兴趣盎然，哇哦 what's in your pants becomes of interest, wow, we
你们的举止太不得体了，年轻女士们 your comportment is most undignified young ladies
提醒你们我们不是来寻欢作乐的 i remind you we are not here for amusement
必须报告院长 the mother superior will have to be informed
如果不立刻停止 if this is not stopped immediately
哦得了吧，冷静点，"大屌" oh come on, calm down, you big dick
我们只是想量一量 we just simply want to measure it
苏菲说有11英寸 Sophie says it's 11 inches
但我觉得至少有12英寸 but i think it's more in the neighborhood of 12 at least
你们会被开除的 for that, you'll be expelled
哦别这样，乖一点嘛 oh look, now come on, be sweet
我们带了橡胶手套 we've got a pair of rubber gloves
你们现在就要被举报并处分 you two are going to be reported right now and disciplined
你最好三思，"大屌" you'd better think twice about that dick do
我们就说是你主动提出的 we just say you made the offer
或者甚至求我们摸它，嗯？ or maybe even ask us to touch it, hmm
你们会害我丢工作 you'd get me fired
哦吼，是的 ho ho, yes
所以你没被开除 and so you aren't fired
现在，听着，年轻女士们，我，我真的... now, now look, young ladies. i, i, really, i
哇哦！ wow!
呼！！！ hu !!!
然后，你知道吗 and yeah, know what
嘿姑娘，光是想想就湿了，用歌词摩擦我 hey girl horny just thinking a bit deep, rub me in the lyric
哦那里，对就是那里，叮当，叮当 oh there, yeah there, jingle, jingle
很舒服 it's nice
快点，再快点 faster, faster
天，太棒了 oh god, that was good
你该得到奖励，我知道为什么 you deserve a reward for that i know why
这样你就不会觉得她一无是处 so you won't think she was all bad
我要讲讲她的宗教原则 i'll tell you about her religious principles
应该能让你对妻子的过去放心些 that ought to reassure you on your wife's past
哈哈不像其他女孩 haha unlike other young girls
琼喜欢去忏悔 Joan loved to go to confession
再多点 more now
别害怕 don't be afraid
继续，孩子 go on, child
以你的年纪 in view of your youth
你只会犯些小罪，我的孩子 you could have committed only venial sins, my child
你可以向神父倾诉任何事 and you can tell your priest anything
你想忏悔什么？ what did you want to confess
我没穿内裤，你呢？ i don't have pants on, do you?
你也不喜欢穿吧 you don't like them either
我能感觉到冷木头贴着光屁股 i'm feeling the cold wood on my bare ass, you know
我特别来劲 i get terribly horny
不，天父宽恕她，她本想用另一个词 no heavenly father forgive her, she meant to use another word
她意思是她想做爱 she meant that she wants to fuck
哦主耶稣 oh lord Jesus
不不是他，蠢货 no not him stupid
我的孩子，听我说 my child, listen to me
你必须走上正义之路 you must take up the path of righteousness
把邪念赶出脑海 and chase the evil thoughts from your mind
你应该在信徒需要时提供帮助 you're supposed to be of help to your parishioners in time of need
而你面前就有个急需帮助的人 and there's one in front of you who's very need
哦我的上帝 oh my god
驱逐入侵你神圣殿堂的恶魔 chase out the demon who has invaded your holy tabernacle
哦敬爱的神父，宽恕她 oh cherished father, forgive her
或上帝保护我，快来救我 or do god protect me come to my rescue
赐予我抵抗诱惑的力量 help me to find the strength to resist temptation
派你的天使来，我是说 send this angel, i mean
派你的仁慈天使来坚固支持我 send your angel of mercy to fornica fortify and support me
帮帮我，上帝 help, god
哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah
不是我妻子，不是我的琼，你以为我会信你的鬼话 not my wife, not my Joan, think i'll believe your lies
啊，在维护你的情人 Ah, defending your one right lover
听着，埃里克，别他妈当卫道士 look, come on, Eric, don't be a fucking moralist
如果你非要支持什么事业，就当个和平主义者吧 if you've got to take up a cause be a pacifist
冲进去把能拿的好处都捞到手 get in there and get every piece you can
要是你真爱你妻子，就滚出我们的生活 if you really loved your wife, then get out of our lives
这是你唯一能为她做的事了 that'd be the one and only favor you could do her
但为什么？为什么？ but why? why?
这样她才能重新开始生活 so that she can start to live again
误解了这个问题 misunderstood the question
啊老兄，我干嘛要废话？ Ah man, why do i talk?
但埃里克，我们都能说话——只是有些人 but Eric, we can all speak it's just that certain of us
直到某天像我一样忍无可忍 don't feel the need until one day like me
才会爆发 they've had enough
够了，你没发现你在毁掉我们的眼中钉吗？ enough, don't you realize that you're ruining our eyesore?
你什么都不懂 you don't understand anything
她曾经那么鲜活，充满生命力 she was so vibrant, so full of life
你却把她变成了性冷淡的老女人 you just turned her into a frigid old woman
这儿有个贱货，就是你 there's a cunt here, it's you
你言行像个贱货，干活像个贱货，连剪裁都像贱货 you act like a cunt, you work like a cunt and you cut a cunt
我永远想不通她为什么嫁给你 why she married you i'll never know
特别是在我们共度的辉煌日子之后 not after the glorious days we spent here oh
哦那段时光真是… oh those were the god
埃里克发生什么了？ Eric what's happening
快跑琼，快逃！ run, Joan, get away
砰砰砰…… bang bang bang.....
每次我刚来灵感，该死的门铃就响 oh every time i'm inspired that fucking doorbell rings
这样我怎么工作？ how can i ever get any work done
帮帮我，帮帮我芭芭拉 help me, help me, Barbara
当然亲爱的 of course, my dear
你芭芭拉阿姨永远会帮你解决麻烦 your aunt Barbara's always here to help you out
别停 don't stop
喂？继续啊我说了别停——不，找别人去 hello, go on, i said don't stop, no, somebody else
妙啊，就知道你会去那儿 wonderful, it figures that you'd come there
你懂的，立刻搞定 you know it, right away
对 yeah
你确定能控制住她的话 if you're sure, you're able to keep her there
报酬和上次一样 the same amount as you got before
好，我马上到 right, i'm on my way
喂，琼？ hello, Joan?
滚开！别烦我们，我无话可说 Oh fuck off, leave us alone, i've got nothing to say
亲爱的，来见见萨德勒先生 i'd like you to meet Mr Sadler, my dear
他是我最要好的朋友之一 he's one of my best friends
芭芭拉阿姨挑的男人总是很合我胃口 aunt Barbara always chooses men who please me as well
你给她吃的药 the pills you gave her
能管用多久？ how long can i count on them?
两三小时 two or three hours
要听音乐吗萨德勒先生？——要 Are we gonna listen to music, Mr Sadler? - Yes
很好，我就不打扰二位了 fine, i'll leave you two alone
你会好好招待我们朋友的，对吧亲爱的？ you'll be nice to our friend, won't you, my dear?
我一向很乖的，芭芭拉阿姨 i'm always nice, aunt Barbara
你在干嘛？ what are you doing?
别担心 don't you worry about a thing
哦告诉我 oh tell me
你还没回答我 you didn't answer me
稍微调整下 a little adjustment
把你那玩意儿挪近点 move your thing closer
再近点，听见没？ move it in closer, you hear me?
他妈的给我靠过来！ move it in closer, god damn it
你怕什么？ what are you afraid of?
我又不咬人 I don't bite, you know?
来吧帅哥，好好干我 okay, now fuck me good looking
哦太棒了 oh that's very good
简直妙不可言 but it's very good
快点！再快点！ faster! faster!
继续！ go on!
别停，我喜欢 go on, i like it
来啊，别磨蹭 come on, get with it
快说话 go on talk
哦跟这位先生聊聊嘛，没关系的 oh go on and talk to the nice man it's alright
快开口 come on talk
来，礼貌地请求我 go on, ask me politely
好吧，请你说话好吗？ all right, will you talk please?
我还没听过小嘴麦克被问"舌头被猫叼走了吗" i haven't heard micro mouth ask cat got your tongue Mike
求你了说话吧求你了 please talk will you please
这还差不多 that's better
但你知道吗 but you see
我第一次开口时，你真该看看他们的表情 the first time i spoke up you should have seen their faces
哦我记得清清楚楚 Oh yes, i remember so well
现在是谁在讲故事？ who's telling this story
哦抱歉我闭嘴 oh excuse me i'll be quiet
嘿麦克全插进来，我可不想让大嘴巴听见 Hey Mike stuff it in all the way huh i don't want loudmouth to hear
埃里克我爱你 Eric i love you
我恨你，我们都恨你 i hate you, we hate you
听我说亲爱的，就听我说 listen to me darling, please, just to me
不，你听我说，可能她自己都没意识到 no, you listen to me, maybe she's not even aware of it
但我要告诉你真相：她厌恶你 but i'll tell you the truth, you disgust her
她恨透了你，恨透了你 she hates your guts, hate your guts
别碰我们，把你脏手拿开 don't touch us, take your filthy hand away
拿开埃里克 take it away, Eric
把手拿开 take your hand away
啊这样好多了，玩奶子吧 ah that's better, play with the tits
它们可没我这么挑剔 they're not as fussy as i am
你们俩在密谋什么？ now what are the two of you plotting
肯定在搞阴谋 you've got a conspiracy going
不，我不想和你有任何瓜葛，不 no, i don't want any part of you, no
不，啊 no, ah
你觉得怎么样宝贝？ what do you say about that, baby?
你操起来很带劲 you good to fuck
嗯…——我要咬掉你的头 huh... - i'm gonna chew your head off
埃里克 Eric
结束了埃里克 it's over, Eric
别问我为什么 don't ask me why
但我知道噩梦结束了 but i know our nightmare's over
我爱你琼 i love you, Joan
我好困 i'm so sleepy
你们俩都睡会儿吧 both of you some sleep
你以为你会想要她 you thought you'd want her
别摆出那副震惊表情 and don't look so shocked
刚才那下证明我们想说话就能说 that cut told you we can talk when we want to
要不是你手里有家伙 and if you didn't have a thing, baby
她真会把我们的脑袋咬下来 she'd have literally chewed our head off
我不是真想掐死她 i didn't really want to strangle her
但这是唯一的解决办法 but it was the only solution
对于你所谓的棘手问题 i could see to what you'd call a prickly problem