It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy!
Family Guy 10x07 Amish Guy 阿米什人
是美国和加拿大安大略省的一群基督新教再洗礼派门诺会信徒 以拒绝汽车及电力等现代设施 过著简朴的生活而闻名
(crowd yelling and screaming)
就是这 伙计们 There it is,you guys.
全Quahog最棒的过山车 The best roller coaster in all of Quahog.
非凡绅士联盟之旅程 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Ride.
有部同名奇幻电影
我想他们太看得起 You know, I think they kind of figured that movie
这部电影了 was going to turn out to be bigger than it was.
噢 别这样 Lois 这会很带劲的 Oh, come on Lois, it'll be awesome.
它模拟了那个的所有乐趣 It simulates all the fun of...
呃 现在是怎么说来着? of, um...w-what was it now?
就是…个带着黑帽的家伙 It was like a... like at all guy in a black hat
还披了件斗篷之类的? and a cape or something?
对 对 然后还有个 Yeah, yeah, and there was the guy
还有个戴着面具的面具人 with the mask who wore a mask.
然后还有个家伙拿了把伞 And one guy had an umbrella.
对 我想他是在特定时间把伞撑开 Yeah, and I believe he opened it at one point.
恩 还不会撑很久 Yeah, and it wasn't overly long.
对 不会很久的 Yeah, not-not overly long.
抱歉先生 过山车有限重 Sorry, sir, there's a weight limit on this coaster.
哦 限重是多少? Oh, really,what's the limit?
规定是你不能在 The rule is you can't look hilarious
这辆小电机车上看起来很滑稽 on this motor scooter.
(laughing)
抱歉了 你不能进去 I'm sorry, there's just no way.
今天在哥伦布市的六旗游乐园有一则重大新闻 Big news out of Six Flags Columbus today,
他们揭开了据称将是 as they unveil what promises to be
美国最大过山车的面纱 the largest roller coasterin the United States.
是的 Joyce That's right, Joyce.
他们称它为"大屠杀" They call it The Holocaust.
这次运行有不少犹太团体 The ride has several Jewish groups up in arms...
在他们通过第一个坡顶时感到非常愤怒 as they go over the first rise.
不 我…我只是说笑 No, I'm-I'm kidding.
他们其实相当不满 They're actually pretty upset.
哇 Wow.
我以前倒是听说过某个"大屠杀" I had heard about the Holocaust,
The Holocaust也指二战中纳粹对犹太人和其他民族实行的种族灭绝
但是直到现在我才相信它是真的 but I never believed it till right now.
我必须要去坐一趟 I have to ride that ride.
Peter 省省吧 他们这次也不会让你上去的 Peter, come on, they're not going to let you that ride either.
你太肥了 You're overweight.
是啊 如果你想坐那个过山车 Yeah, if you want to ride that roller coaster,
你必须要开始节食 you're going to have to go on a diet.
节食 什么玩意儿? A diet, huh?
好吧 那个怎么节法 All right, well,how's that work?
嗯 我认为你可以 Well, I suppose you can start
按照一本饮食杂志上说的开始 by keeping a food journal,
就像Quagmire一样 like Quagmire does.
恩 事实上我都记在这了 Yeah, in fact,I got it right here.
今天我吃了 桃子 姜 "Today I ate peaches...ginger...
蜂蜜 糖果 橄榄 好吧 honey... candy... olive..."You know what?
这个单子是错的 This is the wrong list.
好 如过这样能坐上过山车 All right, if that's what it takes to ride that ride,
我就开始节食 I am going on a diet.
我不会放弃直到我的身材和我 And I'm not stopping till I look as good as my
大姨妈"修长美腿"Griffin一样 great Aunt "Legs-Go-All-The-Way-Up" Griffin.
嘿 宝贝儿 你的美腿是一直长到上面的么? Hey, baby, do those legs go all the way up?
为什么这么问 当然是啦 Why, yes, they do.
我去 你是个怪物 (screaming) Oh, my God!You're a monster!
客官 回来啊 Come back.
我的腿刮的和小萝莉一样光滑 My legs are shaved like a little girl.
嘿 你拿的是什么 Peter? Hey, what do you got there, Peter?
米糕 Rice cakes.
从来没吃过 但有人跟我说 Never had one, but somebody told me
吃这个节食真的很好 this is a really good way to start your diet.
谁… Who...
谁能想出这种恐怖的东西啊 who could think of such a horrible thing?!
西方流行文化中邪恶中国人的经典形象——傅满洲 对联互为镜像...
我们知道你不喜欢米糕 We know you not like rice cake.
黏米黏米黏大米 没人爱吃大米糕 Ricey, ricey rice,no one like rice cakes.
曲调是"Oriental Riff"
好吧 Peter 节食呢 最重要的 All right, Peter, the most important thing
就是意志力 when you're on a diet is willpower.
现在我要把这热气腾腾的派 Now I'm going to put this steaming pie
放在窗台上冷却 on the windows ill to cool.
不管有多少幻化成手指的 Now no matter how many beckoning fingers
香气想勾引你 或着它们多么想 that steam morphs into or how badly it tries
溜进你的鼻子 我要你抵制住那种欲望 to sneak its way up your nose,I want you to resist the urge
不要飞离了地面 to levitate off the ground
飘到馅饼这儿来 and float towards the pie.
这里调侃了迪士尼的动画风格
看起来不是很难嘛 Doesn't seem too hard.
好 站过去 All right, go stand over there.
不 别想 No, you don't.
不 不 你可不能进去 No, no, you can't go in there.
不 不行 别碰那 那里是我的私密部位 No, no, stay out of there.That's my special area!
不 停下 No, stop!
我说了不行 I'm saying no!
这到底是什么鬼馅饼啊? What kind of pie is this?!
Peter 它强迫我看 Peter, it's making me watch!
恶搞《发条橘子》么
Peter 我没搞懂为何你要一路开车 Peter, I don't understand why we have to drive all the way
去俄亥俄州坐那什么傻不拉几的过山车 to Ohio to ride a stupid roller coaster.
而且 他们还是不会让你上去的 Yeah, besides, they're still not going to let you on.
你一点肥膘都没减掉 You haven't actually lost any weight.
哦 我想我优美的体形可不会这么说 Oh, I think my lithe figure would suggest otherwise.
穿束腰可不能让你降低体重 Peter A girdle is not a substitute for weight loss, Peter.
嘿 我要坐过山车 Hey, I'm riding that roller coaster,
这就是我最终的目的 and that's all there is to it.
现在咱们出发吧 Now let's get out of here.
这玩意把我的器官都挤到一起了 This thing's squishing all my organs around.
俄亥俄州 哥伦布市 娱乐公园 下个出口
到了 孩子们 俄亥俄哥伦布市 There it is, kids.Columbus, Ohio.
现在记好 这里没有规定说 Now remember, there are no rules
谁能穿弹力裤 about who can wear stretch pants here,
所以你们会看到一些令人震惊的玩意儿 so you're going to see some pretty shocking things.
Brian 我们这是在度假么? Brian, is this our vacation?
是呀 Yeah.
哦 Oh.
我们是废物么? Are we trash?
有点 Kind of.
哦 Oh.
抱歉先生 你太胖了不能做过山车 I'm sorry, sir. You're too fat to ride the coaster.
啊 奶奶的 Aw, darn it.
是呀 干嘛不回你的池塘去 河马 Yeah, why don't you go back to your pond, hippo?
我怎么样 先生? How about me, sir?
我有太重么? Am I too fat to ride?
不 你看起来挺好 No, you don't seem to be.
嗯 你得让他自己来 Well, you got to hand it to him.
他有个梦想然后他把它实现了 He had a dream and he made it happen.
怀特兄弟也是如此 That's what the Wright Brothers did.
飞机就是他俩造的
那么 你男朋友Orville怎么样了 So, how's your boyfriend,Orville, doing?
如果你不介意 他是前男友 Ex-boyfriend,if you don't mind.
谁在乎他啊 And who cares?
他大概正在某处谷仓 He's probably off in a barn somewhere
和他的怪胎兄弟捣鼓什么破机械呢 working on a contraption with that weird brother of his.
Ew.
哈哈 贱货 ORVILLE:Ha-ha, bitch.
你真漂亮 我想你 You're so pretty. I miss you.
嗯 这件事让我深感自责 PETER: Well, this has given me a lot to think about.
我儿子死了 WOMAN (screaming):My son is dead!
我们得给那家寄点钱 We are going to have to send that family money.
我知道 I know we are.
妈 我饿了 Mom, I'm hungry.
我们能在路边找点吃的么? Can we stop and get some food?
恩 我想确实要到晚餐时间了 Well, I guess it is close to dinnertime.
Chris Stewie 你们饿了么 Chris, Stewie,you hungry?
你在看什么? What are you looking at?
你准备求婚么 You going to propose?
- 什么? - 嗯 果然 - What? - Yeah, exactly.
就知道你会说"什么?" 向前看 "What?" Eyes front.
你妹的 What the hell?!
看来是散热器出问题了 Looks like it's the radiator.
看来 我们得要找个当地的修车工了 Well, we're just going to have to find a local mechanic.
在周五晚上? On a Friday evening?
我想我们到周一前都没这运气了 I don't think we're going to have any luck till Monday.
而且这附近也不一定有修车的 Besides, probably not a lot of mechanics around here.
欢迎来到阿米什村
这么说 我们困在这了? So, we're stuck here?
嘿 Lois 你看到那边的谷仓了么 Hey, Lois, you see that barn out there?
你知道是谁建的么 You know who it was built by?
是门诺派教徒 By... Mennonites.
恶搞了Mennen牌除臭剂的广告
嗯 我们最好看看这里有没有旅店什么的 Well, I guess we better see if there's a hotel or something.
我不敢相信我们被困在阿米什人地区了 I can't believe we're stuck in Amish country.
嗯 我想到了些关于"传教士体位"的 Yeah, I thought something was "a-mish."
mish指Missionary Position 即男上女下
嘿 呃 打扰一下 伙计 Hey, uh, excuse me, fella?
呃 我们在找住的地方 Yeah, we're looking for a room.
恁们确定 外来者? Are ye indeed, outsiders?
阿米什人说特有的德语方言 口音与外界不同
我们这儿穷乡僻壤的可不常见你们外人 We do not see many of your folk in these parts,
但我们欢迎所有上帝的孩子在他们有需求的时候 but we welcome all of God's children in their hour of need.
呃 其实 我想我们需要不只1小时 Well, actually, I think we need it for more than an hour.
白痴Peter又想到エロ的事上了
还是不超过1小时呢 是吧 Lois? Or do we, right, Lois?
我…我持久力不太行 I-I do not last very long.
呃 真瘆人 这是什么? Ugh, creepy. What's this?
这是个阿米什娃娃 It's an Amish doll.
他们不允许有面孔 They're not allowed to have faces.
跟虚荣心什么的有关 Has something to do with vanity.
阿米什人拒绝现代文明的一个理由就是害怕引起虚荣攀比
看起来像个穿异装的眼镜蛇司令 Looks like a cross-dressing Cobra Commander.
谁? Who?
眼镜蛇司令 眼镜蛇部队的头头 Cobra Commander.He's the head of Cobra.
《特种部队》里的反派 The bad guys from G.I. Joe.
早年大陆引进过的一部美国动画 周边产品很多
那个喜欢进攻时怪叫着 The guys who oddly shout the name
他们恐怖组织名字的家伙 of their terrorist organization as they're attacking.
- 伙计们 我们被攻击了 - 被谁? - Guys, we're under attack.- By who?
我也不知道啊 I don't know.
眼镜蛇 Cobra!
哦 原来是眼镜蛇 Oh, it's Cobra.
哦 当然 Oh, of course.
看 他们飞机上有眼镜蛇的图案 Look, they have the pictures of the snakes on their planes.
公爵 我这些年怎么说来着 Duke, what have I been saying for years?
怎么样才能做好一个恐怖组织 What makes a good terrorist organization?
- 品牌的辨识度 - 品牌的辨识度 - Brand recognition.- Brand recognition.
妈 我可在这待不下去了 Mom, I can't stay here.
这里既没电也没电话 太恐怖了 There's no electricity, no telephones, it's horrible.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我可以向你保证 我们的社区是非常宜人的 I assure you,our community is quite pleasant.
也许我可以带你四处转转 Perhaps I could show thee around.
好吧 (amorously):Okay.
我叫Eli My name is Eli.
这旅馆是我父母开的 My parents run the inn.
如果你们对房间还有什么要求 If there is anything we can do to make your room more plain,
只管说好了 do not be afraid to ask.
啊 我们没什么要求了 Ah, we'll be all right.
一家阿米什地区的旅馆应该不会比 A hotel in Amish country can't be any worse
一间青年招待所更差了 than staying in a youth hostel.
嗨 我想开个房间 Hi, I'd like a room.
呃最好是我睡觉时 Uh,preferably one where I have to sleep
把包捆在我身上的那种 with my bag taped to my body.
我们有一间 里面的意大利背包客把他们 We have one where some Italian backpackers have laid out
所有的衣物放满了里面的每一张床 every item of clothing they own on all of the beds.
哦 棒极了 Oh, perfect.
那会有一位铺友 Will my bunkmates be constantly talking about me
不停地用外语和我交谈吗? in a foreign language?
- 是的先生 - 太好了 - Yes, they will, sir.- Oh, great.
呃 还有 我想在这寄一些信件 Uh, also, I'm going to have some mail delivered here,
而且我希望那信能留在邮箱里四年无人问津 and I want it to sit in that box for four years.
噢 浴室在那条街上? Oh, and what street is the bathroom on?
那么 你在这里有什么玩的? So, what do you do for fun around here?
我们会做些零工家务 然后再看别人做 We do chores and we watch other people do chores.
听起来有点无聊 Sounds kind of boring.
哎 有些时候我觉得 Alas, there are times when I feel as if
我的生命里好像少了些什么 there is much of life I am missing.
是啊 没有科技一定很困难 Yeah, it'd be tough having no technology.
我离了爱凤可活不了 I don't think I could live without my iPhone.
你有爱凤? You have an iPhone?
是啊 你听说过? Yeah. You've heard of it?
恩 不过只是因为人们有时会在 Yes, but only because people sometimes search
他们的爱凤上搜索阿米什农场 for Amish farms on their iPhones.
现在就来了一个 Here comes one now.
谢谢这有趣的一夜 Eli Thanks for a fun evening, Eli.
还…还有 谢谢你对我这么好 And-and thanks for being so nice to me.
我想你是我见过的 I think you are the most fascinating girl
最迷人的女孩子 Meg I have ever met, Meg.
给 我希望你能留着它 Here. I want you to have this.
你的爱凤? Your iPhone?
是的 Yeah.
我给你建了一个我喜欢的歌的播放列表 I made you a playlist of songs that I like.
我现在听到的是谁? Who is this I am hearing?
是艾薇儿 It's Avril Lavigne.
她为什么对着我吼? Why does she shout at me?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我的大部分音乐都是强迫被购买的 Most of my music I just get pressured to buy.
谢谢你的礼物 Meg Thank you for this gift, Meg.
Eli 你和那个外来者在做什么 Eli! What are you doing with that outsider?
她叫Meg 父亲 Her name is Meg, Father.
我前面只是带她看看我们的社区 And I was just showing her our community.
你离她远点 You stay away from her.
她会让你堕落的 She will try to corrupt you.
不是这样的 父亲 That is not true, Father.
Meg很好 Meg is wonderful.
她是个外来者 She is an outsider.
她可不是和我们一条道的 She does not follow the one true path.
你不准再见这个女孩了 You are not to see this girl again.
懂了吗? 我不许你见她 Do you understand?I forbid it.
是的 (dejected sigh)Yes, sir.
现在马上给我回家 Now come home at once.
然后 是你 And, as for you,
我建议你离我的儿子远点 你这娼妇 I suggest you stay away from my son, you harlot.
(sobbing)
嘿 年轻人 为什么伤悲? Hey, there, young one,why so sad?
我是真的很喜欢这个男孩 但是他的爸爸… It's just that I really like this boy, but his dad...
噢 小心 Oh, look out.
(loud smacks)(screaming)
抱歉 Sorry, there.
没注意这"老货车"有多久 Didn't realize how long it'd been
没"卸货"了 since Ol' Dumper did his business.
他应该很快能搞定的 He'll be done soon enough.
噢 可能还要一会 Oh, maybe not.
听起来不像拉屎 是吧? Doesn't sound like pooping, does it?
听起来更像某人 Sounds more like someone
从屋顶扔三明治 dropping sandwiches off a rooftop.
下面小心 对吗? Watch out below, right?
看起来像沙包 Look like Hacky Sacks.
但是你要是踢了它们就悲剧了 You'll be sorry if you kick 'em, though.
好了 嗯 他看起来完事了 All righty, well he seems to be all done now.
祝你有个美好的夜晚… You have a good evening...
噢 天哪 Oh, my goodness.
他肯定是又吃鸡饲料了 He must have gotten into the chicken feed again.
你可能会想马应该知道 You'd think they'd know
这不在他们的食谱里 可他们就是这么发现鸡饲料的(吃屎么) it wasn't in their diet,but this is how they find out.
你也许想把嘴巴闭上 You may want to close your mouth.
(sobbing)
Meg 怎么了? Meg, what's wrong?
Eli的父亲Ezekiel说 Eli's father,Ezekiel, said
我不能再见他了 that I can't see him anymore! (sobs)
他说我会让他儿子堕落的 He said I was trying to corrupt his son!
他这么说了 是吧? He did, did he?
那么 好吧 Well, that does it!
我们得教会这个镇如何跳舞 We are gonna teach this town how to dance!
哦 Meg 我非常抱歉 Oh, Meg, I'm so sorry.
我会和Eli父亲谈的 宝贝 I'd try to talk to Eli's father for you, honey,
但我不知道这是不是我的角色 but I don't know if it's my place.
Ezekiel是无论如何不会听你的的 Lois Ezekiel wouldn't listen to you anyway, Lois.
你是个女人 You're a woman.
这些人生活在男权社会里 These people live in a patriarchal society.
我们家里能说得上话的 The only member of our family whose word would carry
只有Meg他爹了 any weight would be Meg's father.
老爸 你回去找Ezekiel谈谈吗? Dad, will you talk to Ezekiel?
你会告诉他 Will you tell him
我不是在引诱他的儿子堕落么? I'm not trying to corrupt his son?
求求你了 Please?
好吧 我会去的 All right, I'll do it.
但别奢望能有什么奇迹 But don't expect any miracles.
这种对抗的事我不太在行 I'm not good with confrontation.
就像我那次看球赛时 Like when I got stuck
被挡在一个长颈鹿后面那次 behind that giraffe at the ballgame.
吔 打得漂亮 Yeah! Nice hit!
强劲平飞球 帅呆了 Frozen rope!Awesome!
刚才发生了什么 What just happened?
場外二垒安打 哇 Ground rule double! Whoo!
我几乎什么都看不见 I couldn't even see it.
吔 确实是好样的 Yeah, it was something.
真是有利的局面啊 好好教训他们 Ducks on a pond!Let's bring 'em in!
Ducks on a pond也是棒球术语 指1,3垒上都有跑垒者
能请你坐下吗? Could you please sit down?
我是坐着在 你站起来吧 I am sitting down.You sit up.
我已经站起来了 I am sitting up,
但我还是啥玩意儿也看不见 but I still can't see a thing.
嗯 听起来是"你"的问题 Yeah, sounds like a "you" problem.
加油 红袜队 Let's go, Sox!
全称Boston Red Sox波士顿红袜队
在我们开始 Before we commence
建造Samuel Fisher谷仓前 让我们一起祈祷 with Samuel Fisher's barn raising, let us pray.
美国牧师和教育家(1777 – 1856)
敬爱的阿米什上帝 Dear Amish Lord,
汝严肃的俯视着我们 汝之信徒 thou looketh sternly down upon us thine flock,
尽管我们什么也没做错 even though we did not do anything wrong
然后像疯子似的做杂务 and have been doing chores like (bleep) crazy,
请使我们谦卑 降下更多的苦难 please make us humble,and deliver us more hardship,
这样我们就能比其他人 that we may get thick,calloused hands,
双手生着更厚的老茧 much larger than other people's.
请准许我们变得愚钝 就像Eric Bana And grant that we become dull,like Eric Bana,
澳大利亚演员
我们从没见过他 who we have never seen,
但是他声名远扬 but are just going by reputation
因为这是你的意志 because it is your will.
我们坚信尽管人类 We solemnly believe that although humans
已经生存了一百万年 have been around for a million years,
您极力推崇认可的 you feel strongly that they had
也只是他们在1835年到1850年拥有的科技 just the right amount of technology between 1835 and 1850;
不多也不少 not too little,not too much.
请拯救我们脱离爱迪生 Please deliver us from Thomas Edison,
这世上最恶劣的人类 the worst human being who ever lived.
保护我们免受他人嘲笑 And protect us from those who laugh
我们的马车或者帽子 at our buggies or our hats
拯救我们远离小胡子 and deliver us from mustaches.
阿门 Amen.
嘿 呃 Ezekiel? Hey, uh, Ezekiel?
你一定是Griffin先生 You must be Mr. Griffin.
听着 我知道你们要忙着建谷仓这些事 Look, I-I know you guys are busy with your barn raising and all,
但是 呃 我想跟你说 but, um, you know,I just wanted to tell you
我的女儿Meg是多么的爱你的儿子Eli how much my daughter Meg loves your boy Eli.
我保证 她绝不是想引诱你儿子或别的什么堕落 I promise you, she ain't trying to corrupt him or nothing.
Griffin先生 恕我冒昧 Mr. Griffin, with all due respect,
我们生活在两个不同的世界 we live in two different worlds.
我得为自己的儿子做到最好 而且我做到了 I must do what is best for my son... and I have.
嘿 谁知道今后会如何呢? Hey, how do we know what's gonna happen?
我们都知道 也许Meg会想成为阿米什人 For all we know,Meg might want to Amish herself.
这我到没想过 I had not considered this.
我非常担心Eli的堕落 I was verily preoccupied with Eli's corruption.
而且 现在是每月 Plus, it is the time of the month
Eli他妈带粗麻布(卫生巾)的日子 when Eli's mother is on the burlap.
那么怎么说 让孩子们在一起试试? So whadda ya say,let the kids give it a shot?
也许 Griffin先生 也许 Perhaps, Mr. Griffin.Perhaps.
好滴 Good.
现在说另外一件事 我注意到你们 Now on another note,I notice you don't have
这镇上一点音乐的痕迹都没有 a damn lick of music in this town.
我们不信仰那些浮夸的东西 We do not believe in such ostentations.
那么 我准备要改变你的观念 Well, I am about to change your mind.
给你们介绍摇滚 Introducing rock 'n' roll!
呜 Whoo!
我正在开往地狱的高速路上 I'm on a highway to hell!
重金属摇滚乐队AC/DC的经典曲目
地狱的高速路 Highway to hell!
我正在开往地… I'm on the high...
你被我们社区驱逐了 立刻 You are banished from our community at once!
带上你的婊子女儿一起 And take your whore daughter with you!
怎么样了 老爸? How did it go, Dad?
很好 Meg Very well, Meg.
我记忆中事情进展的非常顺利 My recollection is that it went extremely well.
真的吗 上帝啊 老爸 这太好了 Really?! Oh, my God, Dad,that's fantastic!
那么 我…我能见Eli咯? So I-I can see Eli again?
Griffin们 EZEKIEL:Griffins!
(crowd clamoring)
怎么回事? What's going on here?
你们一家必须离开我们这儿 Your family must leave our community
回到你们的外来世界去 and return to the outside world.
老爸 怎么了? Dad, what's happening?
我以为你跟他谈过了 I thought you talked to him.
先生 别这样 不管您和我丈夫在争执什么 Sir, please, whatever your quarrel is with my husband,
我相信你一定是有正当理由的 I'm sure it's probably justified,
但是我求求您 不要为了这些惩罚孩子们 but I'm begging you, don't punish the children for it.
他们都是无辜的 They're innocent in all this.
无辜的 是吗? Innocent, are they?
我在Eli的玉米洞(也是菊花)里找到了这个 I found this in Eli's corn hole!
嗯 我… 他的什么? Well, I... His what?
Eli房间里他放玉米的一个小隔间 A compartment in Eli's room where he stores his corn.
哦 好吧 随你怎么说 Oh. Well, okay,whatever you say.
听着 Ezekiel 我们愿意 Look, Ezekiel, we would love
回到城市去 相信我 to go back to the city, believe me.
我…我都3天没沾酒了 I-I haven't had a drinkin three days.
但是我们的车坏了 But our car broke down.
我…我们哪也去不了除非它被修好 We-we can't go anywhere until it gets fixed.
我已经给你们安排好了 I have arranged to have that taken care of.
这趟旅程肯定少不了麻烦 This ride's gonna be so frustrating.
我知道 这些马 I know.These horses are
- 太慢了 - 性感 - so slow.- Sexy.
性感 Sexy.
再见 亚伯拉罕林肯人(都是大络腮胡) STEWIE: Good-bye,Abraham Lincoln people.
(sobbing)
我很抱歉 Meg I'm sorry, Meg.
Eli是我见过最好的男孩 Eli was the best boy I'll ever meet.
现在我永远也见不到他了 And now I'll never see him again.
不 你会的 Meg ELI:Yes, you will, Meg.
(gasps) Eli.
Eli 你在这做什么? Eli? What are you doing here?
我不能让你离我而去 Meg I could not let you leave without me, Meg.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
嘿 Lois 看我在这些撸瑟面前留个车胎痕迹(漂移吗) Hey, Lois, watch me lay rubber in front of these losers.
驾 Hyah!
吔 傻眼了吧 蠢货们 Yeah! Choke on that, nerds.
Eli 我同意你父亲 Eli, I agree that your father was being
有些不讲理 somewhat unreasonable,
但我不认为逃跑是解决办法 but I don't think running away is the answer.
我知道 Griffin太太 我很抱歉 I know, Mrs. Griffin.And I am sorry.
但我不能忍受 But I just could not bear the thought
永远无法看到Meg of never seeing Meg again.
见过这玩意儿么 Eli You ever seen one of these, Eli?
这是个Coleco足球游戏机 It's a Coleco football game.
Coleco是八十年代美国著名的游戏机生产商
很奇妙吧 嗯 Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
你知道么 You know what?
这对我们来说是垃圾(又在显摆了) This is garbage to us.
(clattering)
怎么回事 What the hell is that?
我勒个X 哪个B干的 Holy crap! Who did this?
肯定是我父亲 It must have been my father.
阿米什人就是这样对付仇家的 This is how the Amish declare a feud.
但我以为他们是非暴力的 But I thought they were nonviolent.
我们是的 We are,
但是Peter一定把我父亲真的惹毛了 but Peter must have really pissed off my dad.
嘿 谁把叶子给耙到一起了 Hey, who raked the leaves?
看那 还有人修剪了草坪 And look,somebody mowed the lawn.
我本来想做的 I was supposed to do that.
哈哈 我把你的家务都做完了 Ha-ha! I have done your chores
来抢夺你做家务的乐趣 to rob you of the joy of doing chores.
你这个杂种 You bastard.
Peter 我们没有别的选择了 Peter, we don't have a choice.
我们得把Eli送回去 We've gotta bring Eli back.
噢 不 我们不干 Oh, no, we don't.
你在瞎讲什么呢? What are you talking about?
我…我们不能和阿米什人结仇 We-we can't be part of a feud with the Amish.
这不是我先挑起来的 Lois I didn't start this thing, Lois,
但我要做个了结 but I'm gonna finish it.
Joe 去把Quagmire喊来 Joe, go round up Quagmire
还有各种你能找到的现代科技 and all the modern-day technology you can find.
我们要开战了 We are going to war.
噢 噢 嘿 Bonnie Oh. Oh, hey, Bonnie.
Joe在家吗? Is Joe there?
呃 能留个信给他么? Well, can I leave a message for him?
嗯 就是我之前说的开战的事情 Yeah, it's what I said before about the-the war thing.
(tires screeching)
(beeping)
好了 伙计 开始了 All right, men,this is it.
科技对抗古代的木头家伙 Technology versus old-timey wooden stuff.
给他来点狠的 Let's hit 'em hard.
再问一次 你和他们 What, again, was the nature
是怎么结下梁子的 of your beef with them?
我不知道 某些跟 I don't know.Something about
过山车什么有关的事吧 出发 a roller coaster.Let's go.
苹果…发射 Apples... fire!
(all gasping, yelling)
啊 妈的 哦 天啊 Ah! Damn it!Ow! God!
被套捕手…上 Quilters... advance!
Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Ooh! Oh! Ooh! Oh!
我猜这一定很疼 I bet this hurts so much!
(screams)
噢 妈的 我在流血 Ow! Damn it! I'm bleeding!
啊 现在是床艾滋被了 Uhp, now it's an AIDS quilt.
(gasps)
尝尝这个 你们这些长毛的怪胎 Suck on this,you furry little weirdoes!
受够这些破玩意儿了 Enough of this crap.
Ezekiel.
让你的伙计们离开 让我和你一对一解决这件事 Call off your boys and let's you and me finish this man-to-man.
好的 准备好被揍的屁滚尿流吧 Indeed.Prepare for a goodly beating.
(tires screech)
爸爸 停下 别碰他 Dad, stop.Leave him alone.
父亲 你在干什么? Father, what are you doing?
我要杀了那个男的 I am going to kill that man.
那个男的是我的女友Meg That man is my girlfriend, Meg.
(Peter laughs)
这么做背离了我们人民的主张 This is against everything our people stand for.
你能稍微听我说一下么 Will you listen to me for one moment?
你非常担心这些外来者 You were so worried about these outsiders
到我们的社区 使我堕落 coming into our community and corrupting me.
但是看看你自己 But look at yourself.
你是那个准许自己被腐化的人 You're the one who's allowed yourself to be corrupted.
额滴老天爷啊… God in heaven...
你是对的 you are right.
我很惭愧 I am deeply ashamed.
我只是想保护你 I only wanted to protect you.
我知道的 父亲 I know you did, Father.
亲一个 亲一个 亲一个 亲一个 PETER:Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
儿子 这是你的人生 (sighs)Son, it is your life to live.
我必须接受你的选择 I must accept the life you choose.
我选择留在这 I choose to stay here.
- 什么 - 什么 - What?!- What?!
Meg 你是我见过的 Meg, you are the most beautiful woman
最美的女人 I will ever know.
你让我见识了那么多奇妙的事情 You have shown me so many wondrous things
让我见识到了家乡之外的大千世界 that have opened my eyes to the world beyond my home.
但是我属于这儿 But this is where I belong.
如果这伤你的心了我很抱歉 Meg I'm sorry if this upsets you, Meg.
我爱你 Eli (voice breaking):I love you, Eli.
我会永远爱你 I'll always love you.
如果你必须要这么做 If this is what you have to do,
那么我只能说… then all I can say is...
我永远也不会忘记你 I'll never forget you.
我很抱歉我们之间起过冲突 (sighs) I am sorry there has been conflict between us.
允许我做出赔偿 Allow me to make amends.
你可以到我的玉米洞(菊花)拿任何想要的东西 Please help yourself to anything in my corn hole.
嘿 别伤心 Hey, don't worry about it.
我们还是能做兄弟的 We can still be pals.
而且我知道一个为我俩 And I know just the place for us
准备的好地方 可以缓解一下我们的压力 to go and blow off all this steam.
We went dancing across the USA
Lindsey Buckingham的《dancin' across the USA》
On that crazy King's Highway
Too much passion
Too much play
We went dancing, dancing,dancing across the USA
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