going to introduce myself to these men
hello
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no i'm the winner
you're not a pro you're a little boy
who's a pro now
terrible person i need to
no one is worth your time other than me
brave yourself no
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you did great kid yeah go on get a big
leap that's a pretty big jump padded oh
okay
you guys realize that this is the kids
course right
how do we run up this is
jacob don't outman all right fine jacob
you can play at that council can i swear
to you
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do you want to have a go i believe i've
made a new best
please stop saying granny and the kid
kids
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into the phone toby i'm going to get to
you
you jacob yes i'm coming for you then
you have to go i did but i got a new
wristband and i can be here for an extra
now point the old man and go
you have no wife and that's funny to
me what the hell he did to me
this might be immoral the internet might
consider this wrong to grab a child to
insult those of minecraft
am i doing a bad thing this is my new
pal jacob he's 11 and he hates old
people
we should stop what's the worst word you
know no no no no it's all well and good
when it's on the dream smp but it's with
a real child the internet might think
that we're wrong but we're not we're the
best
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yeah clown on them you got it you got it
well that's a big distance it starts
swinging there you go there you go oh
look it did i felt like a headbutt or i
punched myself in the head
it feels like it breaks some kind of
wall what kind of room
maybe we don't do that again how do we
do this
no anyway yes
how are you remember i'm doing all right
having a good time
tommy he's gonna do it with one arm oh
he's winding up he's winding up
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he did like this thing for a while he
wound up his arm like a [ __ ] toy
can you hold the camera phil yeah please
just i just don't want to be a part of
this what's this his name is phil's a
minecraft and he is quite damn
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it's gonna be so much so much harder
than the other we didn't even do it that
was the kids that was the
don't worry mate kids are a nightmare
anyway
just do it who needs to do it
i almost died
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oh man are you actually in pain
you don't seem that fragile i am well
emotionally yeah but like physically you
don't seem that frightening oh my god
his laughing face is broken [ __ ] how can
you have one nose now by the way i'm not
like
i'm really hurt i know i can tell am i
getting you to jump through it when i
broke my arm that's what i did to myself
i told myself knock knock jokes until
the pain went away
genuinely that's actually what the [ __ ]
dude
you look kind of like so you know when a
fish comes out of the water and then
suddenly hits the edge of the boat you
look like that so like a magical fish
you're doing this
oh
stop being so mean to yourself you can
do this all right why are you giving me
therapy stop putting yourself
believe in yourself i'm getting two very
different things stop being a [ __ ]
[ __ ] if you fall you've got no family
left i still haven't touched the ground
yet
come on it's easy come on come on oh my
god it's actually really close
pass
so this is the wall this is actually in
mcc have you ever wall jump in
don't don't don't
oh
hey
hey come on get the deposit back thomas
it's just burning man yeah no [ __ ]
you're doing it like awkwardly this
hurts my back so much man i want the
people to know i've got the strength of
the thousand sons and lions combined in
a fiery ball of massive pain those are
words all right i don't think those are
the words do i look like a god to you
yeah
okay
like your wife's on the line because she
is no way yeah
that was so sick don't skip leg day says
phil's a minecraft throw the mic i've
never shipped leg day because then he
can't kick kid can i run at this i bet i
can it's very tall
like me
oh
how did he do that turn away for one
second now he's in disguise
except you just slipped
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the left
squad
that's how i'm gonna look if i do this
you should you should try it
yes
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i'm a ninja now you can do it phil run
up what you've got a wife on the line
because you do
let's go bill
my main man this guy he doesn't nobody
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