很荣幸宣布今年的花后得主 it's an honor to announce this year's blossom queen winner
每个女孩都能戴上的最重要的王冠 the most important crown that any girl can ever wear
迪伦现场表演 Dylan show and field
迪伦 Dylan
迪伦是的 Dylan yes
主格思里 principal Guthrie
开花女王战役申请哦 the Blossom queen campaign application oh
我需要你的签名 i need your signature
哈喽 哈喽
嗯下 嗯next
今年将是玩得很疯狂，知道为什么 this year's going to be play funastic know why why
因为一旦我被加冕为花后 because once i'm crowned blossom queen
我会成为女子学院有史以来最受欢迎的女孩 i will be the most popular girl at women's academy ever
戏剧俱乐部很容易投票他们喜欢我的戏剧天赋哦 drama club easy votes they like my dramatic flair ooh
那件衬衫 the very shirt
上学期我介绍了追随者简单投票 i introduced last semester followers easy votes
电影俱乐部的宅男对他们来说你就像电影明星一样独立摇滚 film club nerds you're like a movie star to them too indie rock
我想成为吉他手的人 wanna be's what's with the Guitar's people
这不是篝火 this isn't a campfire
真不敢相信你曾经是艾米·露·露的朋友 i can't believe you actually used to be friends with Amy Lou Lou
唉，这是真的，直到我也出卖了你，迪伦 Alas it's true until i traded up to you too Dylan
我采纳了你的建议，把头发剪成了波波头 i took your suggestion and got my hair cut into a Bob
啊，绝对是暗示了 ah definitely cued it up
看到人们知道我喜欢轻松烘焙 see people know i care easy bake
但是妮可·帕特森呢 but what about Nicole Patterson
她是主要竞争对手 she's major competition
萝拉和汉娜看见我了 Lola and Hannah see me
作为他们的领袖 as their leader
一个领导者永远不应该示弱 and a leader should never show weakness
那就是Tres moche that would be Tres moche
那是法语里丑陋的意思 that's French for ugly
优秀的候选人总是喜欢竞争的 what an ever a good candidate likes the competition
如果我竞选花后 if i ran for blossom queen
在一个无聊中无人反对 unopposed in one boring
谁在坡道墙上坐第一的位置 and who has the number one seat on the Ramp wall
哦,看 oh look
亚瑟帮我拿着 asher's holding it for me
哦，太甜蜜了 oh so sweet
我的天啊 oh my oh
哦哦，你这个怪人 oh oh you you geek
这是设计师 this is designer
不，这是金枪鱼砂锅面 no it's tuna noodle casserole
你真恶心恶心只是一个音节 you are so gross gross is just one syllable
真不敢相信受欢迎的人喜欢 i can't believe that popular people like
我们被迫共享同样的空气 me are forced to share the same air
像你这样的书呆子 as nerds like you
多么被迫共享同一空气啊 what forced to share the same air
跟我一样，你喷了这么多香水 as me okay you wear so much perfume
你得戴上防毒面具才能活下来 you need a gas mask just to survive watch
这是昨天的意大利宽面吗 is this yesterday's fettuccine Alfredo
回收 recycled
不，罗奇爸爸 no papa rocci
哦，太甜蜜了 oh so sweet
哦 oh
哦，你真恶心 oh you you yuck
这是设计师 this is designer
不，这是金枪鱼砂锅面 no it's tuna noodle casserole
你真恶心恶心只是一个音节 you are so gross gross is just one syllable
哦 oh
这是经典的操 that's classic fuck
你对我朋友做了什么 what you did to my friend
但我没有 but i didn't
真不敢相信受欢迎的人喜欢 i can't believe that popular people like
我们被迫共享同样的空气 me are forced to share the same air
像你这样的书呆子 as nerds like you
我更喜欢“电影极客”这个词 i prefer the term film geek
他们必须练习科斯塔·布兰卡·科尔特斯是导演 they must practice that Costa Blanca cortes is the director
英格丽·褒曼主演 it also stars Ingrid Bergman
Peter Lorre和Claude rains Peter Lorre and Claude rains
Espoir最好的电影 Espoir's best film
我完全不同意把非洲女王比作凯瑟琳·赫本 i fully disagree the African Queen with Katharine Hepburn
由约翰·休斯顿导演，我是说，这简直是奇迹 directed by John Huston i mean it's miraculous
我是说这太不可思议了 i mean it's unbelievable hi
哦,看 oh look
电影俱乐部主席 film club president finally
我决定来道歉 decided to show up sorry
人 guys
我在天神高速路上堵车了，你的午餐呢 i got stuck in traffic on the Deva freeway where's your lunch
迪伦·肖恩菲尔德穿着它 Dylan Shawnfield's wearing it yeah
我的食物去了常人从未去过的地方斜坡 my food went where no mere mortal has ever gone before the Ramp
你需要护照才能进去 you need a passport to go in there passport
我需要一支拥有83级屠龙技能的机器人军队 i need a robot army with level 83 Dragon slayer skills okay
说真的，这是一个完全不同的外星世界 guys seriously it's a whole other alien world
一个我们永远无法完全了解的神秘物种 a mystery species we'll never fully understand the populars
以及他们奇怪的漩涡运作方式 and the way their strange vortex works
好吧，你现在在发明什么 okay what are you inventing now
人工智能国际象棋 artificial intelligence chess
艾米 Amy
这是一个很酷的吉他盒 it's a cool guitar case
永远不会发生的，朋友 never gonna happen friend
谢谢你的支持朋友计算这个 thanks for the support pal calculate this
乔什，你一直迷恋着安妮，露，露 Josh you've been crushing on Annie Lou Lou
从三年级开始 since third grade
我们初中 we're juniors
大约是2,200 that's approximately two thousand two hundred
68个音节 and sixty eight syllables
如果没有暑假你可以约她出去 minus summer breaks that you could have asked her out
我会和你们约会的 and Haven't I'd go out with you guys
我没时间约会 i don't have time for dating okay
离普吉特海湾电影节只有六周了 the puget sound film festival is only six weeks away
他是我们学校称霸的最佳人选 and he's our school's best shot at total domination
在这个城市的学生电影现场 in the city's student film scene
你最好赢 you better win no
我一定要赢 i gotta win okay
一等奖是参加洛杉矶好莱坞电影夏令营的机会 first prize is a summer at a Hollywood film camp in Los Angeles
好吧，我想拍一部开创性的纪录片 all right i wanna make this groundbreaking documentary
这确实改变了标准 that truly changes the bar
你知道 you know
一部让我成为下一个电影天才的电影 a film that establishes me as the next cinematic genius
那这部纪录片是关于什么的 so what's the documentary about
不知道 no idea
你根本不知道 you have no idea
想和我约会吗 so wanna go out with me
否 no
进来 come in
冯先生 mr f ooh
杰克 Josh
我带来了我的申请，那个学生，很好，很好 i brought my application that student and there great great
我喜欢这个 i like this
我迫不及待地想看看我的明星学生想出了什么 i can't wait to see what my star student has come up with huh
这是一部关于机器人声音进化的纪录片 it's a documentary about the evolution of robot voices
在科幻小说中 in the science fiction
流派是啊，你知道没有两个机器人的声音 genre yeah you know how no two robots ever sound
任何科幻电影都是如此 the same in any sci fi movie
你知道你有你的我是机器人 you know you have your i am a robot
但是你有这些未来主义的东西 but then you have these futuristic like
杰克 Josh
你的艺术视觉是机器人的声音 your artistic vision is robot voices yeah
F先生，我在这里挣扎，我有我有很多好主意 mr f i'm struggling here i've i've got all these great ideas
但他们都不够好 but none of them are good enough
你真的很想赢得去好莱坞电影夏令营的机会 you really would like to win that trip to Hollywood film camp
比什么都重要 huh more than anything
然后挑战自己 then challenge yourself
杰克 Josh
选择纪实题材 choose a documentary subject matter
你在哪里拓展自己的极限 where you stretch your limits
探索新领域 explore new territory
发现真相如何，而不是机器人 discover the truth how about instead of robots
一个人类 a human
实验对象是人类 subject a human
他在挑战真实 he's challenging truthful
但是人类 but human
现在明白了 got it right now
明天之前我需要一份真正的提案 i will need a real proposal by tomorrow otherwise
我只好把我们学校的名额让给另一个学生了 i will have to give our school slot to another student okay
不，我不会比标价少拿一块钱的 no i am not taking a dollar less than listing price well
太好了，我可以让人把文件送过来 that's great i can have the paperwork sent right over
很高兴马上和你聊天 great talk to you soon
好了亲爱的 well sweetie
你觉得呢？ what do you think
我们要把这地方变成一个闪闪发光的地方吗 do we turn this place into a sparkles
小蛋糕或配饰吧爸爸 cupcakes or accessories bar dad
那些在谷仓里买饰品的人 anyone who buys their accessories in a barn
手提包在一起吗 is totes togeek
我觉得小蛋糕更有魅力 i vote for cupcakes gives it more of a glam factor
这就是为什么你是我的首席顾问 and that is why you're my top advisor
你知道吗 uh you know what
我得回办公室开一个很晚的会 i am gonna have to head back to the office for a late meeting
不管哦 whatever oh
我需要借用一下你的营销团队 i need to borrow your marketing team
营销团队 marketing team
为什么王后输了 why the loss of queen
这很重要，我需要指示牌，宣传册，大头照 it's essential i need signs brochures headshots oh well
绝对不是 absolutely not
但妮可·帕特森有一整个校队 but Nicole Patterson has a whole varsity
还有合资足球队为她的竞选制作海报 and jv football team making posters for her campaign yes
如果你想赢，你就得有聪明才智 and you have ingenuity if you want to win
你得自己做这件事 you need to do this on your own
你是个聪明的女孩，得靠自己的力量振作起来 you're a smart girl gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps
是的，我是艾伦 yes this is Alan
靴带是怎么回事 boot straps what does that
即使是简陋的靴子也有拉链 even mean um hello boots have zippers
我应该知道 i should know
上周我在鞋店试穿了17双 i tried on 17 pairs at shoes unlimited last week
16对都没有 and none of the 16 pairs
我买了皮带 i bought had straps
不好的接待 bad reception
是的，我是认真的 yeah i well dude seriously
这是不退款的 this is not refundable
这样吧，你的下一部手机打八折 tell you what here's twenty percent off on your next phone
谢谢 thanks
这是进口皮革 it's imported leather
从哪里导入 imported from where somewhere
国外有很多运费，是的 foreign with lots of shipping costs dah yeah
可能是意大利 probably Italy dah
看到 see
我的天啊 see oh my gosh
一看 a see
啊看 ah see
看吧，哦哦 see oh oh
啊 ah
哦哦不 oh oh no
哦，我的天啊，停下 oh my gosh stop
我的天啊 oh my gosh oh my
哦哦不 oh oh no
天啊，我的钱包，救命啊 oh my gosh my purse help somebody help
谁把电扇关了 someone turn the fan off
砍砍 chop chop
帮我拿我的钱包 help help me my purse
又是警笛声 it's the sirens again
谁来帮我把电扇关了 will somebody help me someone turn the fan off
法利先生说我的电影主题应该是人类 Mr Farley said that my movie subject should be human
迪伦·舍恩菲尔德的人性，她绝对是个挑战 Dylan schoenfeld's human sort of she's definitely a challenge
巨大的挑战 big challenge
快把喷泉关了 someone turn off the fountains now
他们为什么不听我的 why aren't they listening to me
把你的电话给我 give me your phone
你要给谁打911 who are you calling 911
是今天午餐时的那个贱人他在帮你存钱什么 it's that bitch from lunch today he's saving your purse what
等等，等等 wait wait wait
去森林 go woodlands
船帕特森 boat Patterson
进口皮革需要专业 imported leather needs specialty
当我的手机被弄湿的时候，我在打扫我的小甜饼 cleaning when my cell phone got wet i my satsumas
你给你的钱包起名字可没那么快 you named your purse not so fast
我有个建议给你 i have a proposal for you
不管是什么 whatever it is
答案是n - 0表示不可能 the answer is n o spells no way
至少让我提个建议吧 can i at least propose the proposal
第一个啊 first ugh
我想让你在电影节上出演我的电影哦 i want you to star in my movie for the film festival oh
什么星啊 what star uh
怎么了，你怎么了 what's it uh what's it about you
你的生活，你知道的 your life you know what
这就像受欢迎的人竞选花后一样 it's like to be popular and run for blossom queen
妮可·帕特森可能有纽扣和海报 Nicole Patterson might have buttons and posters
但这和电影比起来算什么 but what's that compared to a movie
尤其是关于我的事 especially if it's about me
交易 deal
一旦你输了这笔生意 once you lose this deal
比赛变得越来越激烈，对我来说一直都很激烈 the competition just got serious it's always been serious for me
那 那
明天的午餐 tomorrow lunch
到食堂我们就可以开始拍我的电影了 the dining hall we can start filming my movie then actually
这是我的电影 it's my movie
我的鞋子在哪里？ where are my shoes
你需要进行心肺复苏术 you need some major cpr surge
玛塔 玛塔
我需要帮助 i need help carrying
玛莎 Martha
迪伦去看牙医了晚餐在冰箱里，爱你的马蒂 Dylan went to the dentist dinner's in the fridge love Marty
你会和新浪潮一样出色的 you'll be as good as newsurge
我要做的就是去兜风 go for a ride all i have to do
我愿诸神保佑你 i let the gods bless by you
艾米贴了一张托尼的照片 Amy posted a picture of Tony
你为什么这么做 why'd you do that
那张照片是我妈妈拍的，艾米 my mom took that photo when Amy
我还赢回了二年级的科学竞赛 and i won the second grade science fair back
当我们还是闺蜜的时候 when we were besties
同年晚些时候，妈妈去世了 mom died later that same year
有时候我喜欢翻翻她的旧东西 sometimes i like to look through her old stuff
让我觉得我还和她在一起 makes me feel like i'm still with her
乔什就是你没有妈妈 Josh is that you no mom
是一个碰巧有前门钥匙的窃贼 it's a burglar who just happens to have keys to the front door
嘿,鼠标 hey mouse
你今天对谁说话 who's your bark at today
伙计，你今天在找谁呢 buddy who's your bark at today
你是谁？ who's your bark
在今天，哦，是的 at today oh yes
你是个好孩子，我们走吧 you're a good boy let's go
来吧来吧 come on come on
是的，她一定会说 yes she must say
乔什，儿子，你也一样 Josh son same to you
我想他们是这么想的 i think hey guess
我找到了我的新纪录片主题迪伦·肖恩菲尔德 what i found my new documentary subject Dylan Shawnfield
哦，太棒了 oh that is wonderful
匈奴人是的 hun yeah
他是谁？ who is he
她妈妈哦 she mom oh
学校里最受欢迎的女生之一 one of the most popular girls at school
我本来要跟着她的 i was gonna follow her
拍摄她的花后广告 around and shoot her Blossom Queen campaign
我在想一个关于受欢迎程度的大揭露 i'm thinking a hard hitting expose a on popularity
听起来是个雄心勃勃的计划 huh well that sounds like an ambitious project
说到项目，妈，那是什么 yeah speaking of projects mom what is that
寿司制作课 sushi making class
我在做辣龙卷，好吃极了 i am making a spicy dragon roll great
好了，完成了 there we go that's done
嘿，妈妈，你想打电话叫披萨吗 hey mom do you want to phone in for pizza instead
哦,是的 oh yes
好多了 so much better
不不 no no
不不不 no no no
嘿，保罗，我是桑迪 hey Paul it's sandy
哦，我喜欢这个 oh i like this huh
关于受欢迎程度的揭露 an expose on popularity
是啊，你让我挑战自我 yeah you told me to challenge myself and uh
迪伦·肖恩菲尔德是个大挑战 Dylan Shawnfield's proving to be a big challenge
别忘了我还说过什么 don't forget what else i said
找出真相啊对 seek out the truth ah right
最好的纪录片导演会留下先入为主的观念 the best documentarians leave their preconceived notions
在门口 at the door
呃 uh
完全是，先生 totally Mr f yeah
迪伦·肖恩菲尔德啊 Dylan Shawnfield ah
受欢迎程度可能比你想象的要复杂得多 popularity could turn out to be more complicated than you think
欢迎来到比赛乔希下一站好莱坞啊 welcome to the competition Josh next stop Hollywood ah
稍微动一下 a little bit of that action
你准备好出发了吗 hey you ready to start
握住这个 almost hold this
首先是一些基本规则 first some ground rules one
我们需要制定一个严格的拍摄时间表 we need to set a strict filming schedule
不要在我身边徘徊 no hanging around me
之前或之后 before or after
我当然想要两个 sure like i'd want to two
我需要一个美容预算，所以50美元 i need a beauty budget so fifty dollars
一周的美容预算应该足够了 a week should suffice beauty budget
我一天只挣五美元吃午饭 i only get five dollars a day for lunch three
不要从我的左边拍摄，这是我不好的一面 no filming from my left side ever it's my bad side see
他们一模一样你总是这么难伺候 they're exactly the same are you always this high maintenance
现在想要看起来漂亮并不难维护 it is not high maintenance to want to look nice voila now
我完成了 i'm done
嘿 hey
你不想要这个吗 don't you want this
你可以把它放在我的座位上 oh you can just set it down at my seat
斜坡duh the ramp duh
我们还能在哪里吃午饭 where else would we eat lunch
迪伦 Dylan
我们在拍电影，不好意思 we're shooting a movie excuse me
极客的一小步，极客的一大步 one small step for geeks and giant leap for geek
不是现在 kind not now
为什么如此坚定地要做花后 why so determined to be blossom queen
因为这是确保终身受欢迎的最好方法 because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity
你不是已经很受欢迎了吗 aren't you already popular
让我问你 let me ask you
这是阳光柠檬水的广告 this does sunshine lemonade advertise
是的，他们有滑水企鹅的广告 yeah they have the commercials with the water skiing penguins
我喜欢企鹅 oh i like the penguins
阳光已经是第一名了 sunshine is already number one
他们不需要做广告，但他们这样做是为了保持第一 they don't need to advertise but they do it to stay number one
得到它得到它很好 get it got it good
每个人都认为做一个受欢迎的女孩很容易 everyone thinks it's so easy being the popular girl
这可不容易，姑娘们，这是一部迷宫电影 it's so not easy girls this is a maze movie
实际上，如果他们想要添加一些东西，这是可以的 actually if they want to add something that's fine
但受欢迎可不容易，就像皇室一样 but being popular is so not easy it's like royalty
或者成为第一夫人 or being the first lady
你必须达到不可能达到的美的标准 you have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
你被期望成为一个好的影响者，比如 and you're expected to be a good influence like
我帮助那些不幸的人 i help out the less fortunate
哦,你 oh you
举办慈善活动 have a charity
绝对的时尚受害者艾玛 absolutely fashion victims Emma
汉娜，你戴的黄围巾把你累坏了 Hannah the yellow scarf you're wearing is washing you out
戴上我的吧 here wear mine instead
看到 see
我只是为了她牺牲了自己的衣服，但这是值得的 i just sacrificed my own outfit for hers but it was worth it oh
杰克 Josh
嘿，如果你是十岁的话 oh hey if you're ten
你只能和像亚设这样来监视我的人约会 you can only date a ten like Asher coming to watch me
打排球？ play volleyball mm
嗯 hmm
迪伦，他挡住你的光了 Dylan he's blocking your light
为什么这里有个会说话的书呆子 why is there talking nerd here
我们下载了这个 Asher we downloaded this
乔什要拍一部关于我赢花后的电影 Josh is making a movie about me winning blossom queen play nice
它不会影响我的排球日程哦 it doesn't mess with my volleyball schedule oh
我们永远不会解决的 never we'll work around it
明白了，谢谢，这就是你要做的 got it thank you so this is what you do
放学后购物可以促进经济 after school shopping improves the economy
哈 huh
多么体贴的人 how thoughtful
我知道，对，我关心 i know right i care right
所以在科学意义上 so in a scientific sense
其他花后候选人是如何受欢迎的 how does popularity work are the other blossom queen candidates
受欢迎程度是有等级的 there are levels of popularity
从学生会到任何地方 anywhere from student council
总统受欢迎要只受你父母的欢迎 president popular to only popular with your parents
当然，妮可的啦啦队长很受欢迎 sure nicole's cheerleader popular
但她是花后流行的怀疑 but is she blossom queen popular doubtful
那么，一个人如何在这个受欢迎的社会尺度上上升呢 so how does one move up this social scale of popularity
好 well
一种方法是希望你的受欢迎程度会传染 one way is hoping it'll rub off on you popularity is contagious
感冒了吗？ what like a cold
哒 dah
所以汉娜和萝拉才争着做我的好朋友 it's why Hannah and Lola battled to be my better friend
受欢迎程度来自于我 the popularity comes from mine
3.5%的销售税 six point five percent sales tax on three ninety five
呃，2567 um twenty five sixty seven
讨厌它，有它，有它，有它 hate it have it have it have it
有它讨厌它，我将尝试一些只是为了好玩 have it hate it i'll try some on just for fun
你有多少双鞋 how many shoes do you
一年中的每一天都需要一双，你想要多少双 need one pair for each day of the year why how many do you want
你正看着他们 you're looking at them
很明显这是一种修辞手法 clearly totes trogique
那么它有多长呢？ so how long is
这需要 this gonna take
这里禁止拍摄 no filming in here
嘿 hey
这是你跟我说说迪伦的机会哦 here's your chance to tell me something about Dylan oh
像什么 like what
你的受欢迎程度 like does your popularity
真的是来自她的 really come from hers
我们可能没有迪伦那么受欢迎 we might not be as popular as Dylan
但我们确实知道一些事情，比如迪伦没有如愿以偿的时候 but we do know some stuff like when Dylan doesn't get her way
她完全进入了戏剧女王模式 she goes full on t q m drama Queen mode
亚瑟只和迪伦约会 and Asher only dates Dylan
因为她崇拜他，而亚设喜欢被崇拜 because she worships him and Asher loves being worshipped Tada
我们怎么看 so what do we think
这就是我的Wii that's chere adrabla Wii Wii
法语是我的招牌 you guys French is my Trademark dah
所以受欢迎的人只和受欢迎的猫在一起 so populars only hang with populars cats
不要和狗混在一起 don't hang with dogs right
真的 really
这就是你的论点，这样更好 that's your argument it's better this way
如果每个人都待在自己的小组里 if everyone stays with their own group
没有机会产生误解 there's no chance for misunderstandings
比如什么样的误解 like what kind of misunderstandings
以你和我为例 take you and me for instance
如果我们在一起拍我的电影之外混在一起 if we mingled outside of doing my movie together
你可能会误会，然后约我出去想想有多可怕 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out imagine the horror
你会很尴尬的 you'd be so embarrassed
我们明白了吗？ did we get it
是的，我们知道了 yep we got it
出 out
放学后你有什么计划 what are your plans after school
呃普拉提，但不是周二，你之后是瑜伽 uh pilates but not on Tuesdays that's yoga after you
研究生 graduate
希望，梦想，你的人生目标是什么 hopes dreams what's your life goal blossom
女王 queen
之后, after that
如果我赢不了花后 after if i don't win blossom queen
我这辈子正式恋爱都结束了哦 my life is officially ove are over oh
你漏了一个地方 you missed a spot
我无话可说 i have no words nothing
杰克 Josh
零食休息时间 snack break it's
沙茶，这是我在泰国烹饪课上学的 satay it's from my Thai cooking class
嗯，就是这么好 uh is that is that good
那部大片怎么样了 how's the big movie coming hmm
杰克杰克 Josh Josh
把鞋拿来，我的脚好冷 get my shoes my feet are cold
她的 well she's
好吧，我不扮天后 well i don't diva
是的是的你知道 yeah yeah you know
我想让它成真 i want to make this true
关于高中人气的纪录片 documentary about high school popularity
但是妈妈，这是一个笑话 but mom this is a joke well
我的意思是，有时候人们会有特定的行为方式 i mean sometimes people behave a certain way
因为他们有别的事情要做 because they have something else going on
真正的迪伦就像真正的妈妈 what's the real Dylan like real mom
好吧，迪伦唯一真实的一面 okay the only real thing about Dylan
舍恩菲尔德就是她很烦人 Schoenfield is that she's really annoying
你得相信她是一个好妈妈 you have to give her the benefit of the doubt mom to be
考古学家挖得更深 an archaeologist dig deeper
这看起来很棒 this is going to look fantastic
我不敢相信 i can't believe
我们被邀请参加上流社会的海滨聚会 we were invited to a beach party with the populars
这是严格意义上的工作 it's strictly work okay
哈哈 ha ha
好帽子，好太阳 nice bonnet sun is evil well
我打算找个乐子 i for one plan to have fun
哦,最后 oh finally
我看到你带了非随行人员 i see you brought your non tourage
这是阿里，我的第二个广告，他负责所有的b卷 this is Ari my second ad he's in charge of all the b roll
不管这意味着什么，好吧 whatever all that means okay well
你知道 you know
我我要再多拍几张照片 i'm i'm going to take some additional shots
抱歉我们迟到了，我得去问路 look sorry we were late had to get directions
说明你从来没去过海滩 directions you've never been to the beach
每个人都喜欢海滩 everybody likes the beach
不是我看起来很震惊 not me look shocker
不是每个人都喜欢同样的东西 not everyone's into the same things
你是我觉得很难相信 you are i find that hard to believe
来吧 come on
Monty eagles，我们走 monty eagles let's go
下次，宝贝，没事的 next time baby it's okay
我们仍然落后两分 we're still two points behind
伙计们，来吧，水上宝贝，耶 go guys come on water babe yeah
打扰一下。 excuse me
尽管我们处于北纬 despite our northern latitude
太阳仍然释放出危险的紫外线 the sun still emits dangerous uv rays
就像坐在汉堡世界的油炸锅里 it's like sitting in a fryer at burger world
没有洋葱圈 without the side of onion rings
S p of 80 s p f eighty
噢,是的 oh yeah
啊啊啊 啊啊啊
嘿,艾米 hey Amy
棒的东西 nice uh stick thing
谢谢，它叫短吻鳄捕捉器 thanks it's called a gator grabber
短吻鳄 gator
比如鳄鱼哇 like alligator whoa
这是奇怪的 that's weird
拯救环境 saving the environment
走绿色 go green
嘿，还好吧 hey doing okay
艾米和我进行了第一次真正的谈话 Amy and i had our first real conversation
应该被称为鳄鱼捕手吗 should be called a croc catcher
这些鳄鱼确实吃垃圾 these crocodiles actually do eat garbage
哦 oh
是的 yeah
杰克 Josh
杰克杰克 Josh Josh
杰克 Josh
受够了计划外的休息，是时候回去工作了 enough of the unscheduled break it's time to get back to work
你好，迪伦 hi to you too Dylan
你最近好吗 how are you these days
我宁愿做陌生人，也不愿在网上的古代照片上给我加标签 i'd be better as strangers than tag me in ancient pics online
来吧，陌生人 come on Josh strangers
天啊，我还记得我们曾经是朋友 geez i recall it we used to be friends
乔什，我们走吧，时间就是金钱 Josh come on let's go top top time is money
再见艾米再见乔希 bye Amy bye Josh
我刚才救了你一命 oh i so saved you back there
你应该专心拍我而不是调情 you should have been focused on filming me instead of flirting
我在调情，我没有 flirting i was i was no
不不不 no no no
我从不调情 i don't flirt
哦,清楚 oh clearly
它太可爱了 it was tootsie
更明显的是你喜欢艾米 it's more obvious that you like Amy
比妮可·帕特森的头发长得好 lubelub than Nicole patterson's hair extension yeah
我是说，不，等等，你们俩曾经是朋友 i mean no wait you two used to be friends ugh
我知道很难相信 i know hard to believe back
在小学，你看到了我好的一面 in elementary school are you getting my good side
罗比在这里 right robby here
是的是的 yeah yeah
是的，我明白了，发生了什么 yeah i'm getting it so what happened
看看她，看看我，生活就这样发生了 look at her and look at me life happened
我觉得我很受欢迎 i e i'm popular
艾米的流行 amy's popular
我们已经讲过了 we've gone over
这个乔希，她是我在一个流行女子乐队 this Josh she's i'm in a girl band popular
不受欢迎的花后 not blossom queen popular
哦，不，排球比赛结束了，亚瑟 oh no the volleyball game's over Asher
嘿，你们要去哪 hey where are you guys going
看电影 the movies
天黑了没人偷我们的零食 it's dark no one steals our snacks
胜利意味着披萨会降落在两座巨大的肉火山上 victory means pizza land two large meat volcanoes
三层奶酪，你准备好了 triple cheese you ready dill
哦 oh well
马丁昨晚可能在吃披萨 Martin may be eating pizza last night
所以我提前打了电话 so i called ahead
帮我们预定了市中心新开的寿司店 and got us all reservations to the new Sushi place downtown
生鱼片 raw fish roff
哈哈，玩得开心，我和我的兄弟们在这里 ha ha have fun with that i'm out here with my boys
我也不喜欢鱼 i don't like fish either
我可以每天都吃披萨 i could eat pizza every day
等等，等等 wait wait wait
不不 no no
不，不，打911 no no call nine one one
打911，有人在偷我的车 call nine one one someone's stealing my car
你在干什么 what are you doing step
这6是什么？ what is this six
未付停车罚单 unpaid parking tickets
哎呀七 oops seven
你指的是我挡风玻璃上那些小飞行器 when you mean those little flyer things on my windshield
那不是贺卡，女士 they ain't greeting cards lady
哦，不，求你了 oh no please please
哦 oh
你肯定有车，对吧 you surely have a car right yeah
这是你的，用的是真正的汽油 this is yours and it runs on real gas
所以她有点老了 so she's a little old old
这东西就像史前的东西 this thing is like prehistoric
你知道的 you know somewhere
一个穴居人丢了他的车 a caveman is missing his car
你好 hello
谢谢你！ thank you
你为什么躲起来？ why are you hiding
这叫羞耻 it's called shame
哦，他们现在走了 oh they're gone now
啊 啊
好吧，打开收音机也帮不了我们电池的问题 okay turning on the radio isn't gonna help our battery situation
新闻发展 news grows
这消息真叫你厌烦 what the news bores you ever
听过流行音乐的我们年轻时活得有点小 heard of pop music we're young live a little
哦，什么？ uh oh what
哦 oh
那是什么，乔希 what's that Josh
我的车从来没出过这种事那是什么那是烟 that never happens to my car what is that that's smoke
你要怎么解决 how are you gonna fix it
我们得找个加油站，就待在这儿吧 we're gonna need to find a gas station we fine stay here
哦，不可能 oh there is no way
我在冒着被人看见的风险 i am risking being seen hanging out in this thing
乔什，愚蠢的电话 Josh ugh stupid phone
你在忙着给姑娘们发短信吗 who are you so busy texting the girls
告诉他们这是我一生中最糟糕的一天，我也是 telling them that this is the worst day of my life yeah ditto oh
哦哦 oh oh
哦，我的脚踝 oh my ankle
我想它坏了，可能是你把它扭坏了 i think it's broken you probably just twisted it
好 well
我不能走路，它会肿起来的 i can't walk it could swell up
你知道这都是你的错如果你没有一辆破车 you know this is all your fault if you didn't have a junker car
这样的事就不会发生了 this never would've happened
对不起 sorry
我们不是都有你现在开的宝马 we don't all have nice bmws what you'd be driving right now
如果你不是一个天后 if you weren't such a Diva
你叫我什么 what did you call me
没什么，你说了什么，我听到了 nothing you said something i heard fine oh
天后，我叫你天后 Diva i called you a Diva
这里的珍贵货物 precious cargo here
兄弟，别再叫我那个词了 buddy and don't ever call me that word again
什么，天后，这是什么咒语哦 what Diva d i v a what's that spell oh
没错，天后 that's right diva
天后，我是个电影明星 diva i'm a movie star
你自己也这么说过 you said so yourself
不，你只是个自私的抱怨者 no what you are is a selfish whiner
我很有才华，收回那句话吧，女孩 i'm talented take that back girl
不然我就把你从我的电影里开除 or what i'll fire you from my movie
这是我的电影 it's my movie
我是导演如果有人被炒了，那就是你，你个天后 i'm the director if anyone's fired it's you you diva eww
你被解雇了 you're fired no
你被解雇了，等等 you're fired wait
你要去哪里？ where are you going
我总是最后说不行 i always get the last word nope
不是今天 not today
我怎么回家啊 what how am i gonna get home
有一种东西叫巴士，享受旅程 uh there's this thing called the bus enjoy the ride
总线 bus
我摆脱了戏剧 i got rid of the drama
奎恩，我相信现在改变纪录片主题还不晚 queen i'm sure it's not too late to change documentary subjects
正确的 right
我害怕 i'm afraid
你要改变纪录片的主题已经太晚了 it's too late for you to change your documentary subject
你不可能及时拍出一部新电影 you'll never get a new film done in time yeah
乔什，你不是一个放弃的人 you're not a quitter Josh
发生了什么事 what happened
是迪伦·秀恩菲尔德，对吧 it's Dylan showenfield right
她太有挑战性了 she's too much of a challenge
有时候真相并不容易 sometimes the truth isn't easy
一想到林地就觉得惭愧 it's a shame to think woodlands
今年的电影节都不会有正式的参赛作品 won't even have an official entry in the film festival this year
不会的 no will it
好吧，你可以不用躺在床上，谢谢 okay you can do this not from bed thanks
谢谢大家，大家好 thank you thank you everybody and hello
的居住林中 fellow woodlanders
迪伦的表演和现场就像你不知道一样 Dylan show and field here like you don't know anyway
选我做花后吧 vote for me for blossom queen
因为这所学校应该由一个可爱的人来统治 because this school deserves to be ruled by something sweet
谁想要糖果，大家 whoo who wants candy everybody
喜欢巧克力，对吗？ loves chocolate right
它是甜的，它是粉红色的 it's sweet and it's pink
每个人都有机会 everyone gets their turn
大家好，是我 hi everyone it's me
妮可•帕特森 Nicole Patterson
你的下一个花王 your next blossom queen
准备好了 ready okay
N代表nice n stands for nice
I代表正直 i stands for integrity
C代表凉爽 c stands for cool
O代表原创 o stands for original
L代表忠诚 l stands for loyal
e代表超级美味的纸杯蛋糕 and e stands for extremely delicious cupcakes go
女性 women
哦哦哦 哦哦哦
投票帕特森 vote Patterson
来拿你的小蛋糕吧 woohoo cupcakes for everyone come get your cupcake
哦，不，她没有 oh no she did not oh
我想是的，我们能不能也来个小蛋糕给帕特森投票 i guess she did can we get a cupcake too vote for Patterson
投票给帕特森·迪伦 vote for Patterson Dylan
伊恩·格林称赞我的新发型 Ian green complimented my new haircut
然后他让我去参加春季正式舞会对吧 and then he asked me to spring formal awesome right
哦，奥利维亚，太好了 oh Olivia that's great
所以我可以指望你投我一票 so i can count on your vote
嗯 um
哦 oh
到底是怎么回事？ what in everdell
纸杯蛋糕太逊了 cupcakes are lame you
有一部关于你的电影吗 have a movie being made about you yeah
你会成为明星的 you're gonna be a star yeah
就像妮可·帕特森能和她竞争一样 like Nicole Patterson can compete with that mm hmm
古希腊士兵以拉丁方阵作战 the soldiers of ancient Greece fought in a phalanx Latin
的手指 for finger
方阵是一个长方形的大规模军事编队 a phalanx is a rectangular mass military formation
通常全部由重步兵组成 usually composed entirely of heavy infantry
是的是的 yeah yeah
是的，我们明白了 yeah we get it
斯巴达重装步兵与狭小的热热空间相结合 the spartan hoplites combined with the narrow space of thermoly
这是一场非常不光彩的战斗 made for a seriously not glamorous battle
但我也有自己的战斗 but i've got my own battles
没有我的电影，我永远赢不了花后 i'll never win blossom queen without my movie
趾骨的说服力 the persuasive qualities of the phalanges
是相对简单和低成本吗 were its relative simplicity and low cost
同时也是政治影响力的来源 as well as being a source of political influence
有时当天平被推到最高速度时 as well sometimes when the balances were pushed at top speed
它们会撞击，因此我们学会了“油脂闪电”这个词 they would ram thus we learned the term grease lightning
贝拉·莱戈西，弗兰克·兰杰拉 Bella Legosi Frank Langella
加里奥德曼克里斯托弗沃肯 Gary Oldman Christopher walken
克里斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher walken
已经在沉睡谷演过无头骑士了 already played the headless horseman in sleepy hollow
他永远不会成为吸血鬼 he would never be dracula
克里斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher walken
你知道 you know
我要吸你的血 i'm gonna suck your blood
我要这么做 i'm gonna do it
我要咬你脖子 i'm gonna bite your neck
会很疼的 it's gonna hurt
只要贴个创可贴就行了 just put a band aid on
别捅我的心，这很无礼 just don't stab me in the heart it's rude
废话连篇 blah blah blah blah blah
我能和你一起剪吗 can i cut these in line with you
你在这里做什么 what are you doing here
我是来找 i'm here to see uh
航海家的飞行啊，等等 flight of the navigator huh wait
你喜欢科幻小说 you're into sci fi
现在谁不喜欢把科幻和小说结合起来呢 who doesn't like science and fiction together wow
就像紧身牛仔裤和芭蕾平底鞋 it's like skinny jeans and ballet flats
说到喜欢新造型 speaking of liking the new look
我要往上移 i'll move up
通心粉和奶酪太棒了 macaroni and cheese are awesome
嗯 um
迪伦在这里做什么 what's Dylan doing here
我应该是唯一的女孩 i'm supposed to be the only girl
电影协会有开放政策的权利 the film society has an open policy right
是的，这是我们的规章制度 right it's in our bylaws you know
我们不想像大众一样独享，所以 we don't want to be exclusive like the populars so
我们在说什么 what are we talking about
不是你 not you
我的意思是 i mean
电影，还有什么 the movie what else
我质疑主人公不会变老的说法 i question the notion that the protagonist didn't age
如果他真的长大了，就没有情节了 there is no plot if he did grow older
这叫做电影 it's called a movie well
他们在博览会上没有解释，是吗 they didn't explain that in the exposition did they
你的怀疑中止呢不 and where's your suspension of disbelief no
你还想要别的吗 you wanna have anything else
有什么要补充迪伦的吗？ anything to add Dylan
这叫做时间膨胀，伙计们 it's called time dilation people
正如爱因斯坦在双胞胎悖论中提出的那样 as Einstein theorized in the twin paradox
时间的流逝与观察者的速度有关 the passage of time is linked to the speed of the observer
也就是说往返地球需要250次 meaning that traveling to and from the planet faylon 250 times
光速几乎可以延缓衰老 the speed of light would virtually suspend aging dah
所以我发现有一种东西叫做公共汽车 so i've discovered that there is such a thing as a bus
我最近到处都带着它，它是绿色的 i've been taking it everywhere lately it's green
好的, okay so
我爸爸把熟食店禁足了直到 my dad grounded the delishmobile until
我可以付清我的停车罚单 i can pay off my parking tickets
一切都很好 it's all good
我就停在这里 i'm parked down here
那么秘密的智慧是什么呢 so what's with the secret smarts
确切地说，它们是秘密 exactly they're secret
我喜欢保持这种状态 i like to keep it that way
是的，上帝禁止任何人 yeah heaven forbid anyone
我还以为你那漂亮的小脑袋里有脑子呢 thought you had a brain in that pretty little head of yours
只有书呆子才能得a，你觉得我漂亮 only nerds get a's you think i'm pretty
当然不是每个人都很不好 sure doesn't everyone absolutely not okay
听着，我想我可以把你从我的电影里炒掉 so look i was thinking i could nicely un fire you from my movie
你是说 really you mean
我可以很好地重新雇你做我在街上的电影宣传 i could nicely re hire you for my movie word on the street
是因为你不得不退出电影节吗 is that you had to drop out of the film festival
因为你已经没有电影了 because you don't have a film anymore
我猜你想赢 i'm guessing you want to win
就像我想赢得花后一样 that just as bad as i want to win blossom queen
有道理，但有个条件别再扮天后了 fair enough but under one condition no more no more diva
我从来都不是天后巴士 what i was never a diva bus
停下，走那边 stop it's that way
很好，第二部分 fine deal part two
第二部分 deal part two
你的车这次是要发动呢还是要好玩 so is your car gonna start this time or the fun
是在神秘之中 is in the mystery
好吧 OK
温馨的家 啊home sweet home
哇 wow
很诱人，对吧？ big real inviting right
这在起作用吗 is that at work
是的 yeah
你妈妈呢？ where's your mom
她去世了 uh she passed away
那时我八岁 i was eight
我没有 i had no
我很抱歉 i'm sorry
没关系 it's okay
所以你要先确定一下 so you wanna come in hang for a bit sure
好吧 okay
你爸爸是做什么的 so what does your dad do
他在镇上有很多房产 oh he owns a bunch of real estate around town
所以他要么一直在工作，要么一直和女朋友在一起 so he's either always working or hanging with his girlfriend
是的 yeah
我猜我爸爸住在圣地亚哥 my dad lives in San Diego guess
我们都只有一个家长过来，我想给你看点东西 we both only have one parent come on i wanna show you something
我要和你分享的是一个高度机密 what i'm about to share with you is a highly top secret
除了厨房的水槽，什么都要做 recipe the everything but the kitchen sink
星期天，是的，我以前从来没听说过 Sunday yeah i've never heard of that before duh
你觉得绝密是什么意思 what do you think top secret means
这个秘密就是你能找到每一个 and that secret is you find every
含糖粘稠物质 sugary gooey substance
你可能会在厨房里找到并把它们混合在一起 you could possibly find in the kitchen and mix it all together
我们还在等什么欢迎来到万物 what are we waiting for welcome to the everything
但是厨房的水槽 but the kitchen sink
星期天我想把你的冰淇淋送进去 Sunday i want to get your ice cream in there
如果你想要各种各样的冰淇淋 if you want a variety of ice cream
你觉得这些冰淇淋够吗 do you think that's enough ice cream
我喜欢小熊软糖 gummy bears i love gummy bears
你喜欢小熊软糖吗 do you like gummy bears
洒哦 sprinkles ooh
蠕虫 worms
是 yes
上帝保佑我们的巧克力 god bless our chocolate
把所有的筹码放在一起 chips together mua
你要怎么做？ what you gonna do
你要怎么做 what you gonna do about
你要怎么做 what you gonna do about that
哦，哈哈，美味 oh ha ha dilish
那么411是什么 so what's the four one one on
你迷恋的艾米 your Amy crush
虽然我不知道你为什么喜欢她 although i don't know why you're crushing on her
花生酱在哪里 where's the peanut butter
我从没想过书呆子会和极客约会 you know i didn't even think that nerds dated geeks
我们也是人，迪伦 okay and we are people too Dylan
既然我们说的是个人的411 since we're talking about personal four one ones
你和亚设怎么了我们怎么了 what's with you and Asher what about us
好 well
他是个白痴 he's kind of an idiot dude
我不记得问过你的意见 i don't remember asking you your opinion
嘿，你开始谈论我和我的爱情生活 hey you started it talking about me and my love life uh
确切地说，爱情生活意味着你在约会 exactly love life implies that you're dating
你不是我知道我的电影需要改头换面吗 which you are not i know what my movie needs a makeover
不，求你了，不要再拍购物录像了不是为了我，是为了你 no please no more shopping footage not for me for you here
我可以在我的作品被录下来之前弄点 i can get some before footage of my work
我不是你的时尚受害者慈善团体好吗 i'm not one of your fashion victim charities okay
我是否喜欢你会喜欢的样子 dil i like the way i am you would
更多鲜奶油 more whip cream
爱管闲事的人多 snoop much
这是你妈妈吗？ is this your mom
是啊，她在伍德兰春季舞会上认识了我爸，疯了吧 yeah she met my dad at the woodland spring formal crazy huh
等等，你妈妈 wait was your mom
花后回来了 blossom queen back
在过去的日子里，1985年 in the olden days 1985 i
我打赌你想念她 bet you miss her
很多 lots
这房子里只有我和我爸，有点寂寞 this house gets kind of lonely with just me and my dad
所以当你说人生没有什么比胜利更重要的时候 so when you said there was nothing more to life than winning
花女王 blossom queen
是的 yeah
因为我妈妈 because my mom
如果我赢了，就好像我们还在一起 if i win it's like we're still connected
就像她还和我在一起一样 like she's still with me
你知道吗？ you know what
我来吧，我来改造 i'll do it i'll do the makeover
真的是的 really yeah
我们从这个开始 let's start with this oh
我太兴奋了 i'm so excited
公主 Princess
呜喂呜啦啦 呜喂呜啦啦
这些高下巴 these higher chin up
确保你的手肘随着绳子移动这很好 make sure your elbows move with the rope that's pretty good
好了，我们开始吧 okay let's go
我们走吧，快点 let's go come on
我不习惯出汗 i'm not used to sweating yeah
这让女孩们看到了一个爱运动的男人 it shows the girls like a sporty guy
我觉得跳绳不是我的菜 i don't think jump roping is my thing
向上 up
哦，斯坦克斯先生有核动力 ooh sir stanchus has nuclear man power
人力 man power
把他转过来 turn him around
我想看看正面 i want to see the front
哦，太棒了 oh fantastic hey
关掉，我是唯一的纪录片导演 turn it off i'm the only documentarian
现在给他看看 here now show him
哦，可笑的等一下 oh ridiculous wait
这是恭维吗，乔希 is that a compliment Josh
已经上传行话了，谢谢 upload on the lingo already thank you
看起来棒极了，嗯，现在来看看成品 it looks fantastic mm hmm now go through the finished
看，等等，等等 look oh wait wait
你看，想要看起来漂亮并不难维护 see it's not so high maintenance to want to look nice
现在是画龙点睛的第二双鞋 and now for the finishing touch what second pair of shoes
自从我毁了第一次真的 since i ruined the first really
太棒了，谢谢迪伦 awesome thank you Dylan
我们告诉我爸这是电影的美容预算 we'll tell my dad it's beauty budget for the movie
我的妈妈 my mom
她想让我在回家的路上买些面包 she wants me to pick up non bread on my way home
我喜欢印度菜 i love Indian food
我得和我爸还有他那傻逼女友一起吃饭 i have to go to dinner with my dad and his stupid girlfriend
谢谢好 thanks well
如果你愿意，可以过来 you can come over if you want
哦，不，你不需要，我知道 oh no you don't have to i know
但是欢迎你来 but you're welcome to
好吧，这是抢劫 okay it's a hold up
谢谢你！ thank you
你先请，谢谢 after you oh thank you
哦，这就是它的家 oh so this is it home
甜蜜的家 sweet home
嘿，你今天可以见见老鼠了 hey you get to meet mouse today
谁是老鼠 who's mouse
哦，嘿，伙计 oh hey buddy
哦哦哦哦 oh oh oh oh
哦 oh
哦，乔什，新发型 oh Josh new hair oh
我的天，一个女孩，你好 my gosh a girl hi
嗨，嗨，乔什带回家的第一个 hi hi the first Josh has brought home oh
我得去拿我的相机 i need to get my camera
不，你没有，我带很多女孩回家 no you don't i bring girls home tons
哦，等等，你 oh wait you're
迪伦·舍恩菲尔德，嗨，嗨 Dylan schoenfield oh hi hi
哦，我的simosis oh my simosis
嘿，妈妈，我要走了 uh hey mom i'm gonna go
带迪伦参观一下 give Dylan the tour
好吧 okay
很高兴见到你，你也很好 nice to meet you you too okay
妈妈 mom
哦，美味，这是有史以来最好吃的印度菜 oh delicious this is the best Indian food ever
真的，嗯，谢谢你玩的方式 really mm hmm thank you way to play
我妈妈说 my mom dill
不，不是的，罗森太太，这些萨莫萨是甜的 oh no not at all these samosas are trebol Mrs Rosen
哦,请 oh please
我是桑迪，我两年前就不再是罗森太太了 it's Sandy i stopped being Mrs Rosen two years ago
你们俩现在在约会吗 so are you two dating now
不，我没拿出来 uh no i didn't take out
我来帮你 i'll help oh
乔什，把垃圾扔出去 Josh take out the garbage yeah
乔什和我只是朋友，桑迪哦哦 Josh and i are just friends sandy oh oh
我只是想也许是因为他带你来见我 i just thought maybe because he brought you here to meet me
我还以为发生了别的事 i thought maybe something else was going on
不，我已经有男朋友了，乔什喜欢上别人了，所以 no i already have a boyfriend and Josh likes someone else so
我不知道别误会我的意思 i don't know don't get me wrong
虽然乔什的祝酒词很棒 though josh's toast is awesome well
我想也是，老鼠吃东西的时间到了 i think so too mouse chow time
你在监视我们吗 were you spying on us
没有女生说话真恶心 what no girl talk gross
把毛巾给我，我来擦干 give me the towel i'll dry
你觉得怎么样 what do you think about that
我的天啊，我的天啊 oh my gosh oh my gosh
哦，我的天啊，我的天啊 oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
当然，无聊的老步走是你的拿手好戏 of course boring old walking would turn out to be your thing
步行去学校真是太绿了 what it's green to walk to school
哦,对不起 oh sorry
你确定吗？ are you sure
这不算太多 this isn't too much
啊，这是一个巨大的高峰 ah it's a magnum peak huh
意思是很好 means good okay
哦，等等，等等 oh wait wait
等待等待 wait wait
哦，完美的场景 oh perfect scene
现在去 now go
嘿,杰克 hey Josh
嘿，新衣服 hey new clothes
是的，我洗了衣服 yeah i uh did my laundry
洗好衣服很适合你 done laundry's a good look for you
乔什，你要跟上节奏 Josh right be in the vibe
乔什，高级英语课见 Josh see you in ap English
所以 so
这还不错 it's kinda nice
有女孩 having girls
除了帮他们做作业，还有别的事要找我 talk to me for something other than help on their homework
是的 yeah
星期三有什么节目？ what's on Wednesday
数学寻宝游戏在周六进行 the math scavenger hunt is on Saturday standing
我在Josh i'm in Josh um
乔什，漂亮的发型 Josh nice haircut
够了，乔什，你比圆周率的最后一位数更像米娅 that's it Josh you've been more Mia than the final digit of pi
然后你就带着假的过来了 then you show up with a fake over
怎么了，伙计们，放松点 what's going on relax guys
只是换个新发型，买双新鞋 it's just a new haircut and some new shoes
迪伦觉得拍纪录片会很有趣 Dylan thought it would be fun for the documentary
这部纪录片什么时候变得有趣了 when did the documentary get fun isn't
这应该是对大众的一次猛烈的揭露 it supposed to be a hard hitting expose on the populars
迪伦会比这个更有趣 it will be this Dylan turned out to be more interesting than
我想失去注意力，我的朋友 i thought losing focus my friend
先是艾米卢卢，现在是迪伦 first Amy Lou Lou and now Dylan
你是什么意思？ what do you mean
你喜欢的女孩永远不会和你约会 girls you have crushes on who are never ever Gonna date you
我对迪伦没有好感 i don't have a crush on Dylan
求你了，无论如何 please what and ever
乔什，你在干什么，拜托 Josh what are you doing come on
我们周六定好了 we're on for Saturday okay
晚上会很晚的 it's gonna be ridiculous lates
荒谬的尖吻鲈属 ridiculous lates
这就像身体掠夺者的入侵 it's like invasion of the body snatchers
菲利普·考夫曼导演，长得像乔什 directed by Philip Kaufman looks like Josh
但表现得好像它已经变成了流行的 but acts like it's morphed into a popular
哇乔希 wow Josh
你喜欢可爱我的手工自然莫哦 you like adorable my handiwork natural mo oh
艾米坐在那边 amy's sitting over there
如果你执意要约她出去 and if you're so determined to ask her out
你最好现在就做 you better do it now
我给你留个座位 i'll save you a seat
是的 yeah
好的，转到这里 okay go here
所以你整个周末都是这么干的 so this is what you did all weekend without us
乔什的改造没有 josh's makeover no
我们也在拍摄，但你怎么能把他弄得一团糟 we were filming too but what evs you can make him over all
你想要的 you want
但他还是个笨蛋我们只是说你更好 but he's still count dorcula we're just saying you better
看，看，看，看，看 watch it or or what just or
好了看 okay look
乔什只是个哥们 Josh is strictly a bro friend
我想如果他要和我们待在一起他最好 i figured if he's gonna hang around us and he might as well
看角色 look the part
谢谢 thanks
这个愚蠢的纪录片结束了 what's this stupid documentary over
无论如何 anyway
你错过了我的比赛 you missed my game
我得去买我自己的春装还有两周呢 i had to get my own water spring formal is two weeks away
一旦我成为花后 and once i'm blossom queen
一切都会回到原来的样子，我发誓 everything will go back to the way it was swears
啊啊啊啊是的 哈哈哈yes
我的乐队蓝橘要带朋友来一场免费演出 my band blue tangerine is playing a free show bring a friend
其实我是想让你让我去看我自己的演出不 actually i was gonna ask you ask me to go to my own show no
我本来想约你的 i was gonna ask you on a date
真的 really
星期六怎么样 how's Saturday
这是我的休息日 it's my day off sounds
伟大的 great
好酷 great cool
Josh罗森 Josh Rosen
马尔科姆showenfield Malcolm showenfield
我只是想见见年轻人 i just wanted to meet the young
天啊，我女儿把所有时间都花在了 man my daughter's been spending all of her time with oh and uh
我一直都不喜欢那个叫亚设的孩子 i've never really approved of that Asher kid
我的意思是，亚设就叫亚设 i mean Asher kind of a name is Asher
实际上 actually
迪伦爵士和亚瑟我很高兴你在我的商场有份工作 sir Dylan and asher's i like that you have a job in my mall
该下班了 time to get off work
考虑到这是你的商场 considering it is your mall
先生每当你说你吃晚饭的时候 sir whenever you say you have dinner
计划 plans
不,先生 no sir
你现在知道了 you do now
好吧 OK
谢谢你载我一程毫无疑问那套衣服会很可爱 thanks for the ride no prob that outfit is gonna look so cute
我太嫉妒了 i'm so totally jealous oh
谢谢你，再见 thanks au revoir bye
真不敢相信我以前从没见过这个 i can't believe i've never seen this before
这是现在的经典 it's a classic now
火环是怎么回事 what's with the rings of fire
嗯 mmm
它们是由两个圆形霓虹灯管制成的 they were created by using two circular Neon tubes
它们是用电梯机械上下移动的 and they were moved up and down using elevator mechanics
弗里茨·朗最感兴趣 Fritz Lang was most interested
探索魔法与科技的交集 in exploring the intersection between Magic and technology
我应该做笔记吗 should i be taking notes
是 yes
就像我进入了另一个宇宙 it's like i entered an alternate universe oh
不，等等，更糟的是另一个宇宙 no wait worse an alternative alternate universe hey
有南瓜 there pumpkin
因为那天晚上你没跟我和安珀一起吃饭 since you missed dinner with Amber and me the other night
我想是时候见见你的新男友了哦 i figured it was time to meet this new boyfriend of yours oh
爸爸，我们给你买了火鸡三明治 and we got you a Turkey sandwich dad
什么是你最喜欢的 what it's your favorite
乔什不是我男朋友，达克·霍尔 Josh is not my boyfriend duck hall
我试着告诉他父母是怎么回事 i tried to tell him that dill what is it with parents
我们只是朋友，他在帮我拍电影 we're just friends he's making my movie
我的电影，实际上 my movie and actually
先生，你女儿帮我安排了周六的约会 sir your daughter helped me land a date for this Saturday
嗯 hmm
真的是的 really yeah
去吧，爸爸 go roast dad
什么，那只是个饱嗝 what that was barely a burp
哦，是的，这是一个挑战 oh yeah was that a challenge all right
啊 ugh
男人如此幼稚 men so juvenile
你只是嫉妒那些你无法释放的东西 ugh you're just jealous oh of what you can't let loose oh
我听过迪伦·伯比的歌 i've actually heard Dylan burbe
其实很多爸爸请按静音键 a lot dad mute button please in fact
她以前总想帮我打嗝 she used to like to try to out burp me
这样我们就不会有比赛了 so we'd have these contests no way huh
这是经典的 that's classic
我真不敢相信你，爸爸 i cannot believe you dad yeah
我自己都不敢相信，真的 i can barely believe it myself really okay
细 fine
你们俩都想听听打嗝的声音好吗 you both want to hear what a burp really sounds like please okay
开始吧 here we go
啊布拉沃 ah bravo
主人说了谢谢 the master has spoken thank you
谢谢你，我整个星期都会在这里 thank you i'll be here all week ha
哈 ha
哈哈哈 hahaha
你爸爸真的很酷 so your dad was really cool
我就知道你们俩会 i knew you two would get
你们俩都喜欢那些黑白电影 along you both like those old black and white movies
嗯经典 hmm classics
我真不敢相信他把我熟食店的钥匙还给了我 ah i can't believe he gave me the keys back to my delishmobile
也许你应该多把自己当成我的男朋友，哈哈 maybe you should think you're my boyfriend more often hahaha
也许你应该 maybe you should
嗯那么嗯 uh so um
你这是在抹掉我今晚打嗝的录像 you are like totally erasing that footage of me burping tonight
为什么你觉得真实的被高估了 why it's the real you feel is overrated
比起封面故事，我更喜欢真实的迪伦 i think i like the real Dylan more than the cover story
怎么回事？ what an ever
艾米，这个周末你要带她去哪里 so Amy where are you taking her this weekend
我还没认真想过这个问题 uh haven't really thought about it yet do
我什么都得自己做，好吗 i have to do everything myself okay
亚瑟这周末要开派对 so asher's having a party this weekend
我可以把你列入邀请名单 i can get you on the invite list done
我不确定这是我知道的事 i'm not sure that's my thing i know
女孩喜欢记住的东西 what girls like remember
是的 yeah
再见以后 bye later
这里有一些很棒的东西，乔什 some great stuff here Josh
一切还好吧 how's everything
我最近太忙了 uh i've just been crammed lately
周六和迪伦逛街的间隙 between shopping with Dylan on Saturday
有天晚上她来我家吃晚饭 and she came over to my place for dinner the other night
是的，我会说的 it's yeah i'll get to it
好吧，我发誓 okay i swear right well
这部电影需要电影节委员会的批准 the film festival board needs to approve the rough
节前两天剪 cut two days before the festival
我能搞定 i'm on top of it
好的先生 mr f all right
我知道我想拍好哪部电影 i know what movie i wanna make good
在这里，听这个 over here listen to this
在演示中是蓝色的橘子 okay it's blue tangerines in the demo okay
不是每个人都适合 it's not for everyone no
我会习惯的 i could get used to it
所以 so
我们走吧 shall we go oh
当然可以 of course yes
好的，对不起，你先说 right sorry after you
今天的计划是什么 so what's the plan for today
我在想如果第一次约会就提出这个要求不会太过分吧 i was thinking if it's not too much to ask on the first date
带你回家见见我妈 uh take you home meet my mom
哦 oh
她在上希腊烹饪课 she's taking Greek cooking classes
她正在做羊肉串当午餐 she's making lamb kebabs for lunch
我肯定它们很好吃 and i'm sure they're delicious
只是我是个素食主义者，对吧，对不起 it's just that i'm a vegetarian right i'm sorry
不，没关系 no it's okay
除了你想吃汉堡的时候 um except when you're craving a burger ha
哈哈 ha ha
看电影怎么样？ how about a movie
一天在黑暗中待两个小时 uh two hours in the dark on a day
像这样 like this okay
呃在亚瑟·德米斯家开个派对怎么样 uh how about a party at Asher demetres place
你是排球队员的朋友 you're friends with the volleyball dudes
不，不用，我很高兴 no not at all i'm glad
我们已经澄清了 we cleared that up
因为我不知道 because i don't know
我通常不太会和那群人打成一片 i don't usually roll with that crowd perfect
但应该是有趣的笑，耶，耶，好吧 but should be fun for a laugh yeah yeah alright
谢谢你！ thank you
真的 really
是的，大家都来吧 yeah everybody come on
让你的双手是的 get your hands up yeah
哦，振作起来 oh shake it up
是的，你现在想要派对 yeah you wanna party now
让它动起来 get it get it moving
是的，你现在想要欢呼 yeah you wanna holla now
现在就开始吧 get it club now
振作起来，妈妈 shake it up mama
让我看看你现在的动作 let me see you moving now
举起手来，耶 get your hands up yeah
哦，振作起来 oh shake it up
是的，你现在想要派对 yeah you wanna party now
让它动起来，耶 get it get it moving yeah
现在在俱乐部里 in the club now
振作起来，妈妈 shake it up mama
让我看看你现在的动作 let me see you moving now
把棍子放下来，摇一摇 club down shake it up
让我看看你把它放下来，我告诉过我 and let me see you drop it down i told me
来吧来吧 come on come on
来吧 come on
是的 yeah
想跳舞吗？ want to dance
想跳舞吗？ what want to dance
我稍后会很忙 i'm busy maybe later
你迟到了，你邀请了我们 you're late wait you invited us
我知道乔什没地方带你去，所以是的 i knew Josh would have nowhere hip to take you so yes
你可以跟我和亚瑟一起玩我们可以跳兄弟舞 you can hang with Asher and me we could brother dance
你老是把我打晕 you keep knocking me out you
你得到的女王头衔就是跳舞 the queen with the title you got dancing
这不是我的菜 isn't really my thing go
我们现在就想喊 we wanna holler now
在俱乐部里现在摇晃 in the club now shake
我很高兴见到乔希 i'm happy to see Josh
但我真希望他自己一个人这样我们就能多出去玩了 but i kinda wish he was on his own so we can hang out more
很奇怪，把手举起来，是的 weird right put your hands up yeahs
振作起来，振作起来 up shake it up
是的，我们现在想要派对 yeah we wanna party now
让它动起来，耶 get it get it moving yeah
我们现在就要狂欢 we wanna party now
好吧，我不喝酒了 okay i'll stop door drinking
我们要去参加春季舞会了 we got dates to the spring formal
他们是一对双胞胎 with the twins they're matching
我和杰在一起，和丹尼在一起 i'm with jay and i'm with Danny
举起手来，摇一摇 hands up shake it up yeah
嘿，打个招呼 hey say hello
女士们，我们可以三人约会 ladies we can triple date
我和亚瑟的第一次约会 with Asher and me anyone first date
现在在俱乐部里 in the club now
振作起来，妈妈 shake it up mama
让我看看你现在的动作 let me see you moving now
举起手来 get your hands up
举起手来摇一摇 hands up shake it
是的，你现在想要派对 yeah you wanna party now
让它动起来 get it get it moving
是的，你现在想要欢呼 yeah you wanna holla now
现在在俱乐部里 in the club now
你在寻找什么，让我看到你在动，耶 what you looking for let me see you moving now yeah
柠檬水哦 lemonade oops
这是最后一次了，习惯那种失败者的感觉吧 yeah it's the last one yeah get used to that loser feeling yeah
我在做吉他独奏 so i was doing my guitar solo
然后一头大象也加入了鼓声 and then an elephant joined in on the drums
哇 wow
太棒了 that's awesome
去看看她 go check on her
什么不好意思 what sorry
这只是 it's just
它很好 it's fine
你确定吗？ are you sure
嗯嗯 mm hmm
我去看看 i'm gonna go see
如果DJ让我转几首 if the dj will let me spin a few
嘿 hey
你怎么一个人 why are you by yourself
哦，我只是想休息一下，艾米呢 oh i was just taking a breather where's Amy okay
你怎么对付她的 what's your deal with her
不管怎样，我在六年级的时候抛弃了她 anyway kind of ditched her in the sixth grade
为什么艾米很棒？ why amy's great
艾米很棒 Amy is great
我害怕永远活在她的阴影里 i was afraid of always living in her shadow
你 you
所以我想汉娜和萝拉不会有这样的威胁 so i guess no threat of that with Hannah and Lola
不管怎样，艾米在楼下看音乐 anyway Amy's downstairs checking out music
哦哦 uh oh
什么 what
哦，那说明她很无聊 oh that means she's bored
说真的，我该怎么办 seriously what should i do
德里克握住她的手 be romantic Derek hold her hand
怎么，我就这样拿着它 what do i just grab it like this
那么 then what
当她和你说话的时候 well when she talks to you
你要像这样向前倾 you wanna lean in like this
你好 hello
呃呃 uh uh
迪伦的联系人里有东西 Dylan had something in her contact
戴隐形眼镜 you wear contacts
不，别傻了 uh no don't be silly contacts
我有蟾蜍完美的视力 i have toads perfect vision
乔什正要走 Josh was just just leaving
嘿 hey
谁邀请他的？ who invited him
无论如何 anyway
阿瑟，等等，什么都没发生 Asher wait nothing was happening
亚设 Asher
亚瑟，打扰一下 Asher excuse me
对不起，亚设，等一下 sorry Asher Asher wait
稍后打给你，发生什么事了 call you later ash what's going on
哦没有什么 oh nothing
我太像派蒂基了 i'm just too Patty gay
但是但是你从不提前离开派对 but but you never leave parties early well
我现在没事了 i am now okay
听着，迪伦什么都没发生 look there's nothing going on with Dylan okay
我相信你 i believe you
嗯 um
你愿意和我一起去春季舞会吗 would you wanna go to this spring formal with me
谢谢，乔希，但是不行 thanks Josh but no
为什么不 why not
听着，我不认为你在和迪伦秘密约会 look i don't think you're secretly dating Dylan
但我觉得你想要什么 but i think you want to what
ok在o中拼写no never okay in o spells no never
你说话的口气甚至像她 you even sound like her
我很抱歉 i'm sorry
回去，走开，走开 go back away go away
看看 and look
我是自由的 and i'm free
在海滩上 at the beach
不不不不 no no no no
不不不 no no no
不不不不 no no no no
给你，给帕特森，你好 there you go go for Patterson hi
伙计们别忘了给帕特森投票 guys don't forget to vote go for Patterson
给你，你好，帕特森，给你，你必须投票，好的 here you go hello Patterson oh here you go you have to vote okay
迪伦，你在干什么 Dylan what are you doing
汉娜和萝拉 Hannah and Lola duh
我就站在这里 i'm standing right here
那消防栓是怎么回事 what's with the fire hydrant
我只是想确认一下安全第一 oh i i was just checking it you know safety first
我们午饭后才上法语课 we don't have French class until after lunch yeah
我只是，我只是想学习，呃 i was uh i was just gonna study for uh
突击测验我们有一个法语突击测验 the pop quiz we have a pop quiz in French
你永远不会知道，对吗？ you never know right
你好，凯茜校长 hi principal Cathy
压力是花后 the pressure's a blossom queen
这让她完全崩溃了 it's made her totally snap
听着，我知道粗略的截止日期是明天 look i know the rough cut deadline is tomorrow
但是有没有可能我 but is there any chance i
可以延期吗？ can get an extension
我很想，但是你知道的 i'd like to but you know
我不能让乔希担任电影委员会主席 i can't Josh as chair of the film committee
这会让人觉得我偏心 it would look like i'm playing favorites
到底发生了什么 what's really going on
老实说，我需要人帮我完成这部电影 honestly i need help finishing the film
杰克 Josh
就说实话吧 just tell the truth
然后你的艺术眼光就会闪耀出来 then your artistic vision will shine through
艺术视野 artistic vision got
它 it
听 listen
我会跟电影节董事会谈谈的 i'll talk to the film festival board
如果你能在明天早上之前编辑一些东西 if you can edit something by tomorrow morning
我会让他们给你留个位置 i'll get them to save your slot
但我害怕 but i'm afraid
你没有给自己足够的时间去做点什么 you haven't given yourself enough time to make something
配得上第一名 worthy of first place
后共和党时代 the post Republican
古罗马文明的一个时期 period of the ancient Roman civilization
以专制政府为特征 was characterized by an autocratic government
三世纪晚期的一种专制政府形式 an autocratic form of government in the late 3rd century
广告戴克里先 ad diocletian
确立了除法的做法 established the practice of dividing
由四位皇帝共同统治的帝国 an empire between four co emperors
上面写了什么？ what's it say
你知道的，他喜欢我 oh you know the usual he adores me
等等，实际上 etc etc um actually
他说他要像现在这样和你分手 he says he's breaking up with you like now
是什么逼你退位戴眼镜的 what was forced to abdicate you wear glasses
这些都会在期中考试中出现 this will all be on the midterm
提交提交，亚瑟，你走吧，亚瑟 submit submit Asher you go Asher
亚设老兄 Asher dude
亚设 Asher
什么 what
你要和我分手 you're breaking up with me
顺便说一句，春季舞会怎么样 in a note what about spring formal
也许乔什可以带你去 maybe Josh can take you
这是什么意思 whoa what's that supposed to mean
你变了，你现在和书呆子混在一起 you've changed you hang with nerds now
你连穿得都像个孩子 you're even dressing like one
否 no
瞧，瞧，我是萨缪尔·迪伦 look look see i'm the Samuel Dylan
是的，我不太确定 yeah i'm not so sure about that
尖吻鲈属 lates
嘿嘿 hey hey
我很想跟你谈谈 i need to talk to you great
我也要跟你谈谈，我们到外面坐吧 i need to talk to you too let's sit outside
不，这就是我想跟你说的 no that's what i want to talk to you about
好吧，我今天不能和你一起吃午饭了。 okay i i can't have lunch with you today
或者电影节结束前的任何一天 or any day until after the film festival
我还没看完电影呢 what i haven't finished the movie
还好吧 yet okay
我必须保持专注 and i gotta stay focused
我真的很想赢得那个电影奖 and i really really wanna win that film prize
我真的很想赢得花皇后 and i really wanna win Blossom Queen
所以你最好不要错过这个机会，极客 so you better not miss this up Geek
不然我就或者你会禁止我 or i'll or what you gonna ban me
你们的座位已经有人了 from the Ramp your seats already been taken
木乃伊原版或重制版原版 the mummy original or remake original
卡尔·弗伦德导演 directed by Carl freund
斯蒂芬·萨默斯导演的翻拍，我觉得是原创翻拍 remake directed by Stephen summers i would say original remake
哇 wow
看看谁敢加入我们当电影俱乐部主席 look who dared to join us as president of the film club
我想不再是什么了 i think not anymore what
只是你一直忙着和名人一起参加派对 it's just you've been so busy going to parties with the populars
最近不是来玩数学寻宝游戏伙计们 lately instead of coming to the mathlete scavenger hunt guys
我真的很抱歉 i am so sorry okay
我完全忘了 i completely forgot
好的 好的
我们决定重新选举一个新的电影俱乐部协会 we decided to re elect a new film club society
主席不在时 president in your absence
我到底是谁 what who me really
你为什么不继续哭呢 why don't you go crying on
你的新闺蜜肩膀 your new bff shoulder
我听说迪伦和亚瑟结束了他甩了她 i heard Dylan and Asher are done he dumped her
我敢问一下进展如何吗 dare i ask how's it going
我的朋友们只期望一件事，迪伦 my friends expect one thing and Dylan
法利先生要我说实话 expects another Mr Farley wants me to tell the truth
这是个好建议 that's good advice
嘿,妈妈 hey mom
你觉得我的艺术视野变了可以吗 do you think it's okay if my artistic vision has changed
好 well
是啊，我觉得你的感觉变了也没关系 yeah i think it's okay if your feelings have changed
我的意思是你的电影应该是关于你所遇到的迪伦 i mean your film should be about the Dylan that you've come to
知道 know
晚安，各位。 good night
晚上 night
嘿，别熬夜，好吗 hey don't stay up too late okay yeah
阻止它 stop it
测试一，二，三 testing one two three
我喜欢那种小蛋糕的感觉 i love it it feels like a cupcake
你觉得这个怎么样 so what do you think about this
一个哦 one oh
太可爱了，我喜欢它的闪光，你喜欢我的手套吗 it's so cute i love the sparkles do you like my glove
哦，我喜欢这些 oh i love those
迪伦 Dylan
你在这里做什么 what are you doing here
这是我最喜欢的精品店 this is my favorite Boutique
我一直在这里 i'm always here
你不带我去买春季舞会的衣服 you're shopping for spring formal without me well
这些天你永远都不跟乔什去购物了 you're forever off shopping with Josh these days besides
我们有舞伴去舞会 we have dates to the dance
现在你不需要了 and you don't anymore
洛拉，穿上那件衣服，你看起来美极了 Lola just get that dress you look gorgeous chador
海上回家 Mar time home
嘿,亲爱的 hey sweetie
今晚和乔什没有安排 no plans with Josh tonight
我觉得乔什和我在为电影吵架 i think Josh and me are in a fight over the movie
我开始怀疑这是不是个好主意了 i'm starting to wonder if it was such a stellar idea after all
告诉你吧 tell you what
我们为什么不吃晚饭呢 why don't we have dinner
就我们两个我要去见安珀 just the two of us i'm supposed to see amber
但我可以很快给她打个电话取消订单 but i can quickly give her a call and cancel order in
我想你的女朋友可以加入我们一次，真的 i suppose your girlfriend can join us just once really
你是最棒的 you are the best hmm
我知道 i know
我注意到你们这里有几个搜索站 so i noticed that you have some search stations here
我非常爱他们 and i love them so much
也许是一些鸟 maybe some birds
那太棒了 that'd be awesome
所以也许安珀不是我妈妈 so maybe amber's not my mom
但她也没那么坏 but she's not so bad either
他们说服我对乔什多一点信心 and they convinced me to have a little bit more faith in Josh
电影会很好，对吧 the movie will be fine right
他们说在演艺圈祝你好运 they say in show business break a leg
等等，你们还在生气 wait you guys still mad
不，保持团结 nah keep stick together
很好，谢谢你，乔西·贝尔·布鲁诺 great well thank you Josie bell Bruno
因为那部关于你宠物仓鼠的精彩电影 for that fascinating film about your pet hamster
我当然不知道他们这么恶毒 i certainly didn't know that they were that vicious
对好 right well
我想借此机会感谢大家 i would like to take this opportunity to thank all
参与者 the participants
在节日里 in the festival
谢谢大家 thank you well
废话不多说 without further ado
我很高兴向大家介绍 it gives me great pleasure to introduce
伍德兰学院的官方提交 Woodlands Academy's official submission
乔什·罗森在他的纪录片《受欢迎项目》中说道 Josh Rosen in his documentary called the popularity project
流行 popularity
这是什么？ what is it
迪伦·舍恩菲尔德说 according to Dylan Schoenfield
伍德兰学院最受欢迎的女孩之一 one of the most popular girls at Woodland's Academy
有很多事情要受欢迎是很不容易的 it's a lot of things being popular is so not easy
我们在电影里 we're in the movie
就像皇室一样 it's like royalty
或者第一夫人 or the first lady
你必须达到不可能达到的美的标准 you have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
你被期望成为一个好的影响者，比如 and you're expected to be a good influence like
我帮助那些不幸的时尚受害者 i help out the less fortunate fashion victims
流行的传染性 popularity's contagious
真像感冒啊 what like a cold duh
所以汉娜和萝拉才争着做我的好朋友 that's why Hannah and Lola battle to be my better friend
他们的受欢迎程度来自于我 their popularity comes from mine
放学后你有什么计划 what are your plans after school
呃 uh
普拉提，但不是周二，是瑜伽，哈哈哈，当你毕业的时候 pilates but not on Tuesdays it's yoga hahaha when you graduate
你知道希望，梦想，你的人生目标是什么 you know hopes dreams what's your life goal
花女王 blossom queen
哈哈哈，在那之后如果我赢不了花后 hahaha after that after if i don't win blossom queen
我的人生正式结束了 my life is officially over
受欢迎的人只和受欢迎的人在一起猫不和狗在一起 so populars only hang with populars cats don't hang with dogs
正确的真的 right really
这就是你的论点，这样更好 that's your argument it's better this way
如果每个人都待在自己的小组里 if everyone stays in their own group
不会有像这样的误会 there's no chance of misunderstandings like what
是一种误解 kind of misunderstandings well
以你和我为例，如果我们混在一起 take you and me for instance if we mingled
除了一起拍电影 outside of doing my movie together
你可能会误会，然后约我出去 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out
想象一下你会有多尴尬 imagine the horror you'd be so embarrassed
哈哈哈 hahaha
我们明白了吗？ did we get it
第二个哈哈哈 second hahaha
迪伦是猫还是狗 so is Dylan the cat or the dog
你看到我好的一面了吗 are you getting my good side
这里的这个 this one right here
一个人会这么肤浅吗 could one person be this shallow
我选择了迪伦 i chose Dylan
作为我的纪录片主题 as my documentary subject
因为 because
我想挑战一下，揭开受欢迎程度的真相 i wanted a challenge to uncover the truth about popularity
但我也想让一些东西变得真实 but i also wanted to make something real
我决心要发现真正的迪伦·舍恩菲尔德 i was determined to discover the real Dylan schoenfeld
哦,不 oh no
排球比赛结束了，亚瑟，哈哈哈，再见 the volleyball game's over Asher hahaha goodbye
我也会是你，哈哈，一路顺风 i'll be you too hahaha Bon voyage
伙计停止 dude stop
停止 stop
什么是错的 what's wrong
怎么了，整部电影就是怎么了 what's wrong the entire movie is what's wrong
但这还不够 and it wasn't enough
让你在我朋友面前让我难堪 for you to embarrass me in front of my friends
你在整个城市面前让我难堪，让你难堪 you embarrassed me in front of the entire city embarrass you
但我想展示真实的你 but i was trying to show the real you
真实的我很丢脸 and the real me is humiliating
我花了整个初中和高中 i spent all of middle school and high school
想摆脱真实的我 trying to get rid of the real me
完善新的迪伦 and perfect the new Dylan
迪伦，我不明白，你也从来没有我信任过你 Dylan i don't get it and you never did i trusted you
但你从没关心过我 but you never cared about me
你只关心那部愚蠢的电影 all you cared about was that stupid movie
这不是真的，不是的 that's not true it's not
让我一个人静静 just leave me alone
乔什，我指的是永远 Josh and by that i mean for and ever
所以我知道的越多 so the more i got to know
迪伦，我发现了 Dylan i found out
她有很多方面，她可以很有趣也可以很正常 there's lots of sides to her she can be funny and normal
充满了 and full of
生活Josh Josh life Josh Josh
看这个放大 look at this zoom in
看，乔什，放大 look at it Josh zoom in
就在这里就在这里 right here right here
看，放大，你看到那是什么了吗 look zoom in do you see that what's that
说说那是什么 say what's that
说嗯嗯8 + say hmm hmm eight plus
哈哈哈，哇，啊耶 hahaha whoa ah yeah
停下，停下 whoa stop it whoa
哈哈哈 hahaha
她也可以敏感、脆弱、富有同情心 she can also be sensitive and vulnerable and compassionate
那是你妈妈吗？ is that your mom
是的 yeah
她是在伍德兰春季舞会上认识我爸爸的，疯了，等等 she met my dad at the woodlands spring formal crazy huh wait
你妈妈是花王吗 was your mom blossom queen
回到过去的1985年 back in the olden days nineteen eighty five
我打赌你想她 i bet you miss her
热 热
这里只有我和我爸爸，挺寂寞的 it's kind of lonely here with just me and my dad
所以当你说人生没有什么比胜利更重要的时候 so when you said there was nothing more to life than winning
花女王 blossom queen
是的 yeah
因为我妈妈 cause my mom
如果我赢了，就好像我们还在一起 if i win it's like we're still connected
就像她还和我在一起一样 like she's still with me
当我发现真正的迪伦·秀恩菲尔德时，我想是的 and as i discovered the real Dylan showenfield i figured yeah
她可能很受欢迎她可能真的很喜欢鞋子 she might be popular she might really like shoes
但她不止于此她聪明，冷静，真实 but she's more than that she's smart and cool and real
这就是迪伦 and that's the Dylan
我想向全世界展示 i wanted to show the world
所以也许真相 so maybe the truth
结果并没有对受欢迎程度造成严重影响 didn't turn out to be a hard hitting expose on popularity
但我不在乎有没有新朋友这才是最重要的 but i don't care i have a new friend that's what really matters
你准备好了吗？ are you ready
哇哇 whoa whoa
他们还像中学时一样躲在青蛙花盆下面 hey still hidden under the frog planter like in middle school
你在这里做什么 what are you doing here
迪伦看 look Dylan
就因为你不再是我的朋友 just because you stopped being my friend
六年级不代表我不再属于你了 in sixth grade doesn't mean i stopped being yours
我知道你妈妈去世后你经历了很多 i know you went through a lot when your mom died
我明白了 i get it
我还是能理解 i still get it
我不知道该说什么 i don't know what to say
你知道这对我来说从来没有发生过，哈哈哈 which you know for me never happens hahaha
乔什很担心你你说得对 Josh is worried about you you're right
乔什的烂电影毁了我 Josh's terrible movie ruined me
我的生命永远结束了 my life is over ever
乔什的烂电影 Josh's terrible movie
赢得了电影节，你比以前更受欢迎了 won the film festival you're more popular than ever
乔什给了我他电影的dvd Josh gave me the dvd for his movie
看完之后告诉我你是不是毁了 watch all of it and then tell me if you're ruined
是在房子里让我的吗 is in the house let me
让他们振作起来 raise them up
哦哦哦 oh oh oh
迪伦 Dylan
迪伦你是伍德兰最受欢迎的女孩 Dylan you're the most popular girl at Woodland ever there
你不用再和那些乌合之众混在一起了 you are you don't have to hang out with the riff raff anymore
快看 come on look
我得到了那条裙子 i got the dress
你说得对，你的慈善事业就是时尚 you're right your charity is fashion what and ever
这跟你的裙子比起来不算什么 it's nothing compared to your dress
莳萝哦 dill oh
我很喜欢你 vintages so in like you
和迪伦 and Dylan
看哦 looking uh
吸烟 smoking
吉尔 Jill
请大家注意 if i could have your attention
女士们先生们，你们开始吧 you're starting ladies and gentlemen
是时候了 it's time people the moment
我有 i have
你们期待已久的时刻是时候宣布了 the moment you have been all waiting for it's time to announce
你的春季舞会 your spring formal
花女王 blossom queen
我们来看看 and let's just see
获胜者是 and the winner is
迪伦showenfield Dylan showenfield
干得好，肖恩菲尔德，干得好 well played shawnfield well played
哦 oh
最近有一部关于我的纪录片 recently a documentary was made about me
我不知道你们中是否有人看过 i don't know some of you may have seen it
我想给大家介绍一下最新情况 um i would like to give you all an update
关于猫和狗的事我错了 i was wrong about that cats and dogs stuff
受欢迎与否与 popularity isn't about
让所有人都知道你是谁，你穿什么 having everyone know who you are or what you're wearing or
即使是获胜的花后 even winning blossom queen
受欢迎是指拥有真正喜欢你的朋友 popularity is about having real friends who like you for you
而不是那些因为有更好的工作机会而抛弃你的人 not fall ones who ditched you because a better offer came
或者离开你 along or bailed on you
因为你单身了 because you became single
春季舞会也没有舞伴了 and didn't have a date to spring formal anymore
它是关于真正的朋友，你甚至可以依靠 it's about real friends who you can count on even
如果这是永远 if it's been like forever
他们有粉红色的头发 and they have pink hair and stuff
朋友们可能并不总是喜欢和你一样的东西 friends who might not always be into the same things as you
但谁会永远在那里分享一切 but who will always be there to share in everything
但是星期天在厨房的水槽里 but the kitchen sink Sunday
这与受欢迎或成为极客无关 it's not about being popular or a geek
重要的是和那些让你快乐的人在一起 it's about being around people who make you happy
就像我对乔什·罗森的感觉 like how i feel about Josh Rosen
哦嗨嗨 oh hi hi
你赢得了电影节，你赢了 you won the film festival and you won
花后，没有你我也做不到 blossom queen i couldn't have done it without you same here
艾米给我看了整部电影哦 Amy showed me the whole movie oh
你终于把它叫做电影了 you finally called it the movie
我们的电影也有一个快乐的结局 our movie so does it have a happy ending
你告诉我 you tell me
真爱胜过粗俗 true love prevails gross
我觉得挺浪漫的 i think it's kinda romantic
你想跳舞吗 do you wanna dance even
它是否等于mc的平方 does it equal m c square
嗨，嗨，想跳舞吗，你害怕什么 hi hi want to dance huh what are you scared or something
我害怕 me scared
这就是我们的故事 so that's our story
公主和极客电影 the princess and the geek film
极客 geek
抱歉我叫你书呆子抱歉 i'm sorry i called you a nerd sorry
我叫你天后 i called you a diva
所以我觉得续集永远不会那么好 so i'm thinking sequel sequels are never as good
原来大家都知道 as the original everyone knows that
他们什么都不知道 they don't know nothing