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2 1 6 4 2 0 1 9 8 9 Two one six four two zero one nine eight nine.
这个呀 小妞儿 就是π小数点后一千位的数字 And that, little lady, is pi to a thousand places.
本来我想说真不该问你 I'd say I'm sorry I asked,
可我根本没问你 except I didn't.
快看 这期的《科学美国人》杂志 Oh, look, it's the Scientific American
用我和Leonard的论文做封面呢 that covered the paper Leonard and I wrote.
给我看看 Oh, let me see.
每次做采访我都悲喜交加 I have mixed feelings about doing interviews.
我喜欢我说话的时候 I like the part where I talk.
不喜欢另一个人说话的时候 I do not like the part where the other man talks.
Sheldon 这篇文章根本没有提到Leonard Sheldon, this article doesn't mention Leonard at all.
不会吧 Well, that can't be right.
里面只提到"Cooper博士及其团队" It only refers to “Dr. Cooper and his team.”
你接受采访的时候到底有没有提到他? Did you even talk about him?
我就是回答了几个关于那个理论的问题 All I did was answer a few questions about the theory.
然后感激了《科学美国人》 And then expressed my gratitude that Scientific American
没有附赠那种熏死人的香味卡片 doesn't include any of those smelly perfume cards.
可怜的Leonard Poor Leonard.
哪里可怜了? 他提出的理论 Why? The theory he came up with
刚刚被登上了《科学美国人》呢 just got mentioned in Scientific American.
他应该高兴得跳起来才对 He ought to be thrilled.
他可能不会 He might not be.
没准你说得对 Oh, maybe you're right.
他确实懒得动弹 He is kind of a lump.
你想想啊 Think about it.
如果你被说成是Leonard团队中的一名成员 How would you feel if you were referred to
你作何感想? as part of Leonard's team?
我一定会大怒 Oh, I'd be incensed.
所以你明白我的意思了吗? So you see what I'm getting at?
会哭的孩子有奶吃? Squeaky wheel gets the grease?
不是 No.
这山望着那山高? Grass is always greener?
再猜 Try again.
我不知道啊 我们都是格鲁特? (《银河护卫队》中树人格鲁特的台词 这句台词可以回答所有问题) Well, I don't know... we're all Groot?
告诉我嘛 Just tell me.
写成这篇论文 Leonard和你的贡献一样大 Leonard is as much a part of this paper as you are,
但他的贡献却被忽略了 and he was overlooked.
他一定会不好受 He's going to feel bad.
但这不是我的错啊 But it wasn't my fault.
我又没有忽视他的贡献 I didn't exclude him.
这篇文章也不是我写的 And I didn't write the article.
你记不记得有一次 你迪士尼没被选中拔石中剑 ("石中剑"源自英国亚瑟王传说,"凡能从石台上拔出此剑者,而且生于英格兰,他便是英格兰全境的国王") Remember that time you didn't get picked to pull the sword out
他们让别的孩子去拔了? ("石中剑"源自英国亚瑟王传说,"凡能从石台上拔出此剑者,而且生于英格兰,他便是英格兰全境的国王") of the stone at Disneyland and they let that other kid do it?
那个熊孩子! Oh, that kid!
可怜的Leonard Poor Leonard.
就是这样 Exactly.
郑重声明 那个熊孩子根本不是好的人选 For the record, that kid was a terrible choice.
吉事果掉地上就哇哇大哭 If you cry when you drop your churro,
这种人根本没有能力统治英格兰 you do not have what it takes to rule England.
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谢谢你帮我们整理我妈的遗物 Thanks for helping us sort through all my mom's stuff.
这有什么 Of course.
不得不整理亲人遗物 那种滋味我了解 I know what it's like having to go through a loved one's possessions.
我叔叔曾是黑天神的崇拜者 (印度教里主神毗湿奴或那罗延的化身) My uncle was a worshipper of Krishna.
但是他死后 你们知道我们发现了什么吗? But after he died, you know what we found?
一尊湿婆的雕像 (印度教三大主神之一 其化身又叫"大黑天" 与"黑天神"不同) A statue of Shiva.
也许不是美国的Crips和Bloods (美国洛杉矶两大黑帮) It may not be Crips and Bloods, okay?
但是在印度 那是个事儿 But in India, it's a thing.
有你在就很好 Well, it'll be good that you're there.
Howard对于留下什么 不要什么 Howard's been having trouble deciding
一直很难抉择 what to keep and what to let go.
那很难啊 Well, it's hard.
很多妈妈的东西都能唤起对我宠爱的记忆 A lot of Ma's stuff brings back fond memories.
这就是你不肯丢掉 Is that why you couldn't get rid of
她满抽屉的番茄酱小包的原因吗? her drawer full of ketchup packets?
是的 它让我想起我们吃去吃饭 然后她说 Yes. It reminds me of us eating out and her saying,
"快 没人在看 快把番茄酱装满你的口袋" "Quick, nobody's looking, fill your pockets with ketchup"
Leonard? Leonard?
你有没有注意到 Have you ever noticed that
有线电视账单上只有我的名字? only my name is on the cable bill?
是的 Yeah.
好的 好的 Good, good.
然后你的名字在电费单上 And your name is on the electric bill
我名字就没有 and mine isn't.
我也不介意 And I'm okay with that.
其实 你的名字在电费单上 Actually, your name is on the electric bill.
哦 对 Oh, right.
大事不妙啊 This is a disaster.
我都不知道你在说什么 但是我同意 I don't even know what you're talking about and I agree.
好吧 我必须要告诉你一些事 Okay, I have to tell you something,
但你不会喜欢 but you're not going to like it.
怎么了? What's going on?
有文章刚刚发表在《科学美国人》上 讲的是咱们的理论 An article was just published in Scientific American about our theory.
他们讨厌它吗? Did they hate it?
不 不 他们很爱咱们的理论 No. No, they loved it.
他们... 怎么夸都夸不够 They, uh, couldn't say enough nice things about it.
那问题在哪? So what's the problem?
你知道《省钱一族》为什么只有我的名字... (美国的一种免费邮购周刊杂志,登载着许多个人信息,广告信息等等) You know how the PennySaver only has my name...
Sheldon! Sheldon!
他们没在文章里面提到你 They didn't mention you in the article.
只提到了我 Only me.
真的吗? Really?
我知道 I know.
太不公平了 It's not fair.
释放你的愤怒 兄弟 Let the anger go, buddy.
你只要 You just...
你放松所有的肌肉 you relax all your muscles.
除了你的耻尾肌和肛门括约肌 Except for your pubococcygeus and anal sphincter.
咱们让那两个地方保持紧张 Let's keep those tight.
那没有必要 Uh, that-that's not necessary.
有必要 那是控制小便和大便的地方 It is... they're what hold back the urine and the feces.
也许你不该看那篇文章 Look, maybe-maybe you shouldn't read it.
那只会让你感觉更糟糕 It'll only make you feel worse.
"Cooper和他的团队"? “Cooper and his team”?
你该知道我和这个一点关系都没有 You should know I had nothing to do with that.
至少他们在谈论咱们的理论 at least they're talking about the theory.
那才是要紧事 I mean, that's what's important.
你说得对 You know, you're right.
是的 就像斯坦·李和史蒂夫·迪特寇 Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko
创造蜘蛛侠的时候 created Spider-Man.
斯坦·李也许得了所有的荣誉 Stan Lee may get all the credit,
但是史蒂夫·迪特寇知道他也一样重要 but Steve Ditko knows he was just as important.
即使斯坦·李出现在所有的漫威电影里 Even though Stan Lee gets to be in all the Marvel movies.
而且他有钱得多 And-and he's far richer.
还是个家喻户晓的人 你知道? And he's a household name, you know?
但是你说你说迪特寇 Whereas, you know, you say Ditko,
那听起来像一个制作摩尔斯讯号的公司 and that sounds like a company that makes Dits.
这么说一点用都没 That's not helping.
我也想举更多例子 Well, I'd give more examples,
但像你这样身份的人都太容易被人遗忘了 but, well, everyone in your position's so forgettable.
Stuart 我们来了 Stuart, we're here.
你人真好 让他继续住在你妈的房子里 It's nice of you to let him keep staying at your mom's house.
我倒是试过把他扔到路边 Yeah, well, I tried putting him out on the curb,
但无人认领 but nobody took him.
跟你们说一声 停电了 Just so you know, the power's out.
怎么回事? What happened?
我打过电话了 他们说变压器爆了 I called, they said a transformer blew.
整个街区都被没电了 It's the whole block.
明天应该能修好 Should be fixed by tomorrow.
等等 什么时候停的电? Wait, when did it go out?
半夜里 In the middle of the night.
天啊 Oh, my God.
华仔 怎么了? Howie, what's wrong?
都开始化了 It's all defrosting.
没事 只是些食物而已 It's okay. It's just food.
不仅仅是食物 It's not just food.
这是我妈妈最后一次做的食物 This is the last food my mother ever made.
这是她做的最后一份胸肉 This is her last brisket.
这是她做的最后一个烘肉卷 This is her last meatloaf.
这是她做的最后一个... This is her last...
我也搞不清楚这是啥... I have no idea what this is, but...
但都是最后一份了 it's the last one.
一切还好吗? Everything okay?
不好 No.
我妈做的食物全要糟蹋了 All Ma's food is gonna be ruined.
要不我们带回家 放到自己的冰箱里? Well, why don't we take it home and put it in our freezer?
你们可别这么做 You don't want to do that.
解冻后再次冷冻 不仅会让食物失去水分 Refreezing not only removes moisture,
还会在肉类纤维中形成冰晶 but it creates ice crystals in the fibers of the meat
影响其口感和肌理 that can compromise its taste and texture.
怎么啦? 我看到一个教学的好时机 What? I saw a teachable moment.
就教你们一些烹饪科学 I dropped some culinary science.
那我们该怎么办呢? What should we do?
我告诉你我们该怎么办 I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do.
我们要吃了它们 We're gonna eat it.
这里大概有20磅食物啊(差不多9公斤) There's, like, 20 pounds of food in there.
你只说过我必须得放弃一些东西 All you said was I had to get rid of things.
你没说它们不能先经过我的结肠啊 You didn't say they couldn't pass through my colon first.
华仔... Howie...
好吧 Okay.
那不如这样 Then how about this?
我们把大家都请来吃晚饭 Let's invite everyone over to dinner.
就当是妈妈为大家做的最后一顿饭 It'll be like Ma's feeding us one last time.
我觉得很好 I love that.
我也是 Me, too.
看 这么多番茄酱 足够涂满每一盎司的食物了 Oh, look, we've got enough ketchup to cover every ounce of it.
有谁会看《科学美国人》啊? I mean, who even reads Scientific American?
这对我来说很有分量 It's kind of a big deal.
如果这么有分量 他们请到的封面红人 If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity
怎么就是一个化学分子呢? they could get for the cover is a molecule?
我们能不说这个了吗? Can we please just stop talking about it?
抱歉 我能做什么吗? I'm sorry. What can I do?
没什么 我没事 Nothing, I'm fine.
不 我要让你高兴起来 No, no. I'm gonna cheer you up.
来了 Here we go.
我们要干嘛? What are we doing?
我要带你购物 I am taking you shopping.
我的小宝贝伤心了 我要让他再开心起来 My baby is sad, and I'm gonna make him happy again.
你看 我知道购物能让你精神振奋 Look, I know shopping cheers you up,
但对我来说真没什么用 but it's just not really my thing.
那你觉得这个可用Ipad控制 Well, what about this helicopter
的直升机怎么样? you control with an iPad?
有内置摄像头吗? Does it have a camera in it?
有内置摄像头哟 It does have a camera in it.
你家宝贝听着呢 Baby's listening.
Leonard？ Leonard?
Leonard? Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
干嘛? What?
我和杂志社的记者通过话了 I spoke to the reporter at the magazine.
怎么样? 你跟他们说了这是我的想法吗? What happened? Did you tell him it was my idea?
我说了 I did.
谢谢 那他怎么说? Thank you. What did he say?
他说他们编辑方面的决定是 He said they made the editorial decision
只标注首席科学家 to only cite the lead scientist.
他们凭什么认为你是首席科学家? Why did he think you're the lead scientist?
这是我的想法! It was my idea!
你知道么 多花四刀 You know, for an extra four bucks,
我明天就能收到直升机 I can have this thing here tomorrow.
我知道这是你的点子 Well, I know it was your idea,
但那个记者说 他关注我的工作有段时间了 but the reporter said he's been following my work for a while,
他们在杂志里提及我们论文的唯一原因 and the only reason they even mentioned it in the magazine
就是我的名字在上面 is 'cause my name is on it.
你知道么? 我下单了 四刀算什么? You know what? I did it. What's four bucks?
如果你是想让我好过一点的话 If you're trying to make me feel better,
这完全不起作用 it's not working.
那么... 如果我告诉你 Well... then what if I told you
我把你的名字加进了有线电视账单里了呢? that I added your name to the cable bill?
-没用 -好吧 -No. -Oh.
这也没什么不好 他们让我等了 That's just as well. They had me on hold
20分钟所以我就挂了 我... for 20 minutes and I hung up. I...
Leonard? Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
Leonard? Leonard?
还有 Wolowitz请我们去吃晚餐 所以... Also, Wolowitz invited us all to dinner, so...
只要你准备好 我随时都可以出发 I'm ready whenever you are.
他就出了个主意而已 All he had was an idea.
但这是很重要的部分啊 Well, that is an important part.
算了吧 Oh, please!
我整天思如泉涌 I have ideas all day long.
比如反向海洋世界 海豚可以爱抚人类 Reverse SeaWorld where dolphins are allowed to pet people.
在中号和大号之间 新的衣服尺寸 叫中大号 A new clothing size between medium and large called Marge.
以喷嚏精(七个小矮人之一)的视角重述白雪公主的故事 Snow White retold from the point of view of Sneezy.
为什么医生不给他开药呢? Why won't Doc prescribe him something?
我们拭目以待 We finally find out.
但是Leonard的点子很好啊 But Leonard's idea was good.
好吧 那爱生气(七个小矮人之一) 他为什么生气? Fine. Then Grumpy-- what's he so grumpy about?
可能因为他女朋友不站在他这边 Maybe his girlfriend won't take his side.
是我想到这个点子的! I'm the one who thought of it!
好吧 难道他没有做很多工作吗? Well, didn't he do a lot of the work?
但是现在他乐于让所有人认为 But now he's happy to let people think
所有事都是他做的 he's responsible for everything.
这就是你为什么得到了Ipad直升机啦! And that's why you get an iPad helicopter!
我比他名气大的多 难道是我的错? Is it my fault I have a much bigger reputation than he does?
不是你的错 It's not your fault.
我的名字按字母顺序排第一 难道也是我的错？ Is it my fault that my name came first on the paper alphabetically?
不是你的错 Not your fault.
当那个记者引用我作为首席科学家的时候 Is it my fault that when the reporter cited me
我没有纠正他 难道这是我的错? as the lead scientist I didn't correct him?
嘿 快看那只漂亮的小鸟 Hey, look at that pretty bird.
他总是想要万众瞩目 He always needs all the attention.
真孩子气 He's such a baby.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我发誓 他再没机会玩我的直升机了 I swear, he is never ever playing with my helicopter.
好了 我准备开始加热其中一些东西了 Okay, I'll start heating some of this stuff up.
谢谢 Thanks.
老天啊 Oh, man.
这是我高中舞会戴的胸花 (一般插在西服胸口口袋的纽扣孔中的假花) This is the boutonniere from my high school prom...
这还有一块我受戒礼上的蛋糕 (为满13岁犹太男孩举行的成人仪式) ...a piece of cake from my Bar Mitzvah.
她什么都不扔吗? Did she throw anything away?
不 No.
要是找到了我的包皮 我就杀了自己 If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
让我看看 我们有 Okay, so we've got, um,
三块胸脯肉 四块烘肉卷 一盒意大利千层面 three briskets, four meatloafs, one lasagna...
不对 那个是犹太烤面 (犹太族传统食品, 用鸡蛋面, 黄油, 奶酪等烘烤而成) No, that's noodle kugel.
一盒犹太千层面 One Jewish lasagna...
两块磅蛋糕 每块大概八磅重 (磅蛋糕: 每种原料都大概一磅重或者等重, 通常原料包括面粉, 黄油和糖, 味道浓郁) ...two pound cakes that are about eight pounds each,
还有超大一罐子犹太丸子汤 (犹太族传统食品，由Matzah粉、鸡蛋、油脂做成的包馅类食品, 制成的丸子通常放在鸡汤中) and one giant container of matzah ball soup.
老妈总是会存点这种汤 Ma always kept it on hand,
为了在我生病时给我吃 in case I got sick.
她觉得她的手艺可以治愈一切 She thought she could cure anything with her cooking.
甚至在我食物中毒时 Even the time I got food poisoning.
还是因为吃了她做的食物 From her cooking.
你没事吧? You okay?
没事 我很好 Yeah, I'm okay.
咱们开工吧 Let's get started.
没问题 You got it.
我再也不能跟她说话了 I'm never gonna talk to her again.
不然让大家不要来了? Should we tell everyone not to come?
不 我想要这么做 No. I want to do this.
好吧 只要你可以 我也会撑下去 Okay. Well, I'll keep it together if you can.
好的 Okay.
我可没说我能挺住 I'm not making any promises!
很高兴你们能过来 Glad you guys could make it.
当然 Of course.
哇 布置得真漂亮 Wow, it looks really pretty in here.
是啊 这一打犹太蜡烛台确实很能制造气氛 (犹太教灯台是犹太教经典标志, 由七个蜡烛灯台分支组成) Yeah, turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood.
Stuart 你想过 So, Stuart, have you thought about
要是Howard卖掉了房子你该怎么办吗? what you'd do if Howard sells the house?
说着说着气氛就没了 And there goes the mood.
大家好啊 Hi. Hello.
哦 由于某些人需要被特别指名 Oh, and a special hello to Leonard,
还要特别问候一下Leonard who needs to be mentioned by name.
挺委婉啊 Subtle.
但你还是能感受到我的犀利吧 But you got it, right?
大家伙好啊 Hey, guys.
你好 Hey. Hi. Hello.
我就是想告诉大家 I just want everyone to know,
今晚不是什么悲痛的场合 uh, tonight's not a sad occasion.
是的 我们只希望大家能一起吃饭 Yeah, we just want to have the kind of dinner
跟从前在这里的许多次聚会一样 that we've all had here so many times before.
有美食好友相伴 并在午夜的某个时刻 Good food, good friends, and sometime around midnight,
感受生不如死的胃酸倒流 heartburn that makes you pray for death.
厨房里要帮手吗? Do you need any help in the kitchen?
不用 我们可以的 你们随意就好 No, we got it. You guys make yourselves comfortable.
你俩听着 咱们是为了Howard来这 明白吧 All right, hey, you two, we're here for Howard right now, okay?
是的 所以都管好自己 Yes, so please behave yourselves.
好吧 当然了 Fine. Of course.
听说你俩一起写了篇论文 So I heard you two, uh, wrote a paper together.
进展咋样了? How's that going?
食物好赞 This food is amazing.
而且不见一丝素 Mm, and not a vegetable in sight.
不对 That's not true.
这不还有番茄么 We've got tomatoes right here.
这么多聪明人在烛光中齐聚一堂 All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight.
好像18世纪的法国沙龙 Feels like we could be an 18th century French salon.
的确 Indeed.
Penny 沙龙就是一群知识分子聚在一起 Penny, a salon is a gathering
指点江山 谈笑风生 where intellectuals entertained each other
在交流每日要闻中碰撞出智慧的火花 with sparkling conversations about issues of the day.
哦 就像《The View》一样 (美国ABC电视台的脱口秀节目, 由几位女主持人和嘉宾共同主持) Oh, so it's like The View.
Sheldon 《The View》是由女性主持的日间脱口秀 Sheldon, The View is a daytime talk show hosted by women.
哦 我知道 Oh, I'm aware.
Whoopi Goldberg是节目主持人之一 It features Whoopi Goldberg.
她在《星际旅行:下一代》中饰演吉男 She played Guinan on Star Trek: Next Gen.
Penny 《下一代》是指星际旅行的... Penny, Next Gen refers to Star Trek...
闭嘴 Shut up.
我想要提一个沙龙的话题 I would like to propose a salon topic.
快说 Rajesh Ooh, please do, Rajesh.
《饥饿游戏》中的主演是一位女性 The lead in The Hunger Games is a woman.
漫威把"特尔"变成了一位女性 Marvel has made “Tor” a female.
等下 "特尔"是谁? Wait, who's Tor?
特尔 "雷蛋"之神 You know, Tor, the God of “Tunder.”
就像我说的 这是不是意味着 As I was saying, is this a sign
我们的社会正在实现性别平等? that our society is approaching gender equality?
确实 越来越多女性现在看漫画书了 Certainly a lot more women are reading comic books now.
这是真的 It's true.
在店里 我需要在厕所坐便上放垫圈了 At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.
我们无法确信平等 We won't know if there's equality
除非女性托尔生了孩子 until female Thor has a baby
而且复仇者同意她在工作的时候挤母乳 and the Avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work.
我在想去哪找一个配得上雷神的宝宝 I wonder if only a baby who is worthy
可以吸吮她的胸部 can suckle at the bosom of Thor.
好的 新沙龙话题 Okay, new salon topic.
沙龙 很久以前就很无聊的东西 Salons... dumb thing from a long time ago
还是因为聊超级英雄 有趣也变无聊的东西? or interesting thing made dumb by talking about superheroes?
开始讨论 Discuss.
我觉得话题是什么都无所谓 I don't believe it matters what the topic is.
对于沙龙来说 最重要的是 What's crucial for a salon is that
我们以一种严肃而深刻的方式来讨论 we conduct the discussion in an elevated and insightful way.
重点全在执行 It's all about the execution.
你当然会专注于这个 而非灵感 Of course you'd focus on that rather than the inspiration.
新沙龙话题 Uh, new salon topic.
哪一个更重要 想法还是执行? What's more important, an idea or its execution?
哦 这个有意思 Oh, that's fun.
真有你的 Leonard Yeah, good for you, Leonard.
这是个可爱的小想法 That's a lovely little notion.
有点像 Kind of like,
"我希望能和在芝加哥的叔叔说话" “I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago.”
现在当我发明电话的时候 就靠后站吧 Yeah, now stand back while I invent the telephone.
"你好? 哦 等下" “Hello? Oh, hold on.”
Leonard 是你叔叔打来的 Leonard, it's your uncle.
他说你被讽刺了吧 He says you just got burned.
-Sheldon -你们俩 -Sheldon. -You guys.
不 没关系 No, it's okay.
我们都是尽量进行充满智慧的讨论的成年人 We're all adults trying to have an intelligent discussion.
至少我是 At least I am.
Howard 你怎么看? Howard, what do you think?
我想 作为一个工程师 我倾向于执行 Well, I guess, as an engineer, I lean towards execution.
我成天花时间来 I spend my days trying to
努力获取想法并且让它们成真 take ideas and make them real.
说得好 老兄 Well said, old chap.
我还以为雄辩术已经消失了 然而这里 它就在我们面前 I thought eloquence had died; here it stands before us.
从今天开始 它会变成: 葛底斯堡演说 (美国总统林肯在内战时期做的演说, 美国最著名的演说之一, 强调了“人生而平等”的原则) Starting today, it'll go: Gettysburg Address,
《我有一个梦想》 然后就是你刚才说的 (《我有一个梦想》是马丁路德金的著名演讲) “I have a dream” and what you just said.
现在他是天才了? Oh, now he's a genius?
你以前一直取笑他和工程学 All you ever do is make fun of him and engineering.
拜托 Leonard 他妈妈刚去世了 Leonard, please. His mother just died.
你真是荒谬 You're being ridiculous.
你也一样 Yeah, so are you.
各位 如果我想要听人撕逼 Guys, if I wanted to hear people be bitchy,
我就直接去我理发沙龙了 I'd go to my real salon.
Leonard 很多人都会有那个想法 Leonard, lots of people could've had that idea,
但只有极少数人能像我一样把它计算出来 but very few people could've worked out the math the way I did.
也有很多人没有那个想法 Lots of people also didn't have that idea,
大概是除了我以外的整个世界的人 like everyone in the entire world except for me.
好吧 显然Leonard觉得他比全世界人民都厉害 Oh, well, apparently Leonard thinks he's better than everyone in the whole world,
包括那些为了我们的自由而战斗的人 including those fighting for our freedom.
我不知道你怎么样 Yeah, well, I don't know about you,
但是我支持那些在海外的男子们 but I support our boys overseas.
还有女子 And girls.
你已经毁了Thor; 行行好放过这个吧 Hey, you already ruined Thor; give it a rest.
所以我应该对你揽去所有功劳毫不在意吗? So I'm just supposed to be okay with you hogging all the credit?!
我没有揽走任何东西 I didn't hog anything.
不像你和那个有葡萄干的诡异的千层面 Unlike you and that weird lasagna with raisins in it.
你想要一点吗? You want some of this?
-我来给你一些 -够了! -I'll give you some. -Hey!
Sheldon Leonard 去客厅 现在! Sheldon, Leonard, living room, right now!
她先说的我的名字; 一定让你难受极了 She said my name first; that must kill you.
我不知道你们对你们的所作所为怎么想的 I don't know what you think you're doing,
但是现在对于我老公来说是艰难的时期 but this is a very difficult time for my husband!
我们在吃他妈妈做的最后一些食物 We're eating the last food his mother ever made,
你还打算像小孩一样把它扔到对方身上吗? and you were gonna throw it at each other like children?!
不管你们有什么争执 先放一边 Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside,
回到餐桌上 当Howard的好朋友 go back in there and be a good friend to Howard
不然你们就都没有甜点了! or there's no dessert for either of you!
我和你说话的时候你得看着我! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
不要以为... And don't think...
你们有没有注意到Bernadette有时候听起来像我妈? You guys ever notice sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom?
-没觉得 -不 一点都不像 -I don't hear it. -No, not at all.
我觉得我一辈子都没吃这么多过 I don't think I've eaten that much in my entire life.
这就是为什么我们犹太人在沙漠里漫步了40年 It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years.
需要那么久来消化 (犹太人在沙漠中逃亡了40年) Took that long to walk it off.
Penny 以色列人以前在沙漠里... You see, Penny, the Israelites were in the desert...
闭嘴! Shut up!
真高兴你们俩不吵架了 So glad you two are done fighting.
现在我只是想打嗝而不呕吐出来 Right now, I'm just trying to burp without throwing up.
等等 Hang on.
《今日物理》提到了我们的论文 Physics Today mentioned the paper.
他们说什么了? What'd they say?
谁在乎啊? 他们提到了Leonard吗? Who cares? Did they mention Leonard?
提到了 They did.
太好了 Yay.
好消息 我又找到一些Tums (Tums是抗胃酸咀嚼钙片) Good news, I found more Tums.
太好了! Yay!