1 00:01:43,142 --> 00:01:44,575 Help me. 2 00:03:21,441 --> 00:03:23,375 And so, as the sun rose... 3 00:03:23,443 --> 00:03:26,606 over the island of Cheese... 4 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:29,671 casting long shadows through the sausage bushes... 5 00:03:29,749 --> 00:03:33,651 illuminating the tops of the honey trees... 6 00:03:33,719 --> 00:03:37,382 and warming the fields of smoked salmon... 7 00:03:37,457 --> 00:03:39,687 I, Baron Munchausen... 8 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:44,059 who am renowned first and foremost for telling the truth... 9 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:47,964 the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 10 00:03:50,169 --> 00:03:52,569 For while it has been my privilege... 11 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,403 - Tighter! Tighter! - Hold steady! 12 00:03:57,477 --> 00:03:59,707 How can you become a great actress like me... 13 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:02,213 poor darling, if you get blown to pieces? 14 00:04:02,281 --> 00:04:05,307 - Come on! - Native land. 15 00:04:05,384 --> 00:04:06,976 Oh, yeah! 16 00:04:10,957 --> 00:04:13,892 There to attempt the education... 17 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,690 of their provincial and narrow-minded... 18 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:20,562 and stupidly incredulous fellow countrymen... 19 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:23,193 we heaved anchor and set sail. 20 00:04:31,711 --> 00:04:35,169 We heaved anchor and set sail! 21 00:04:36,983 --> 00:04:39,144 The waves! 22 00:04:39,218 --> 00:04:42,745 - Oh, bugger! - We heaved anchor. 23 00:04:42,822 --> 00:04:45,086 - We are actors! - And set sail. 24 00:04:45,157 --> 00:04:46,988 Where the devil are the stagehands? 25 00:04:47,059 --> 00:04:49,220 - Dead! - They can't all have been killed! 26 00:04:49,295 --> 00:04:50,762 Not killed, ducky. Suicide! 27 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:53,264 Nothing to do with your acting. 28 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,932 We heaved anchor... 29 00:04:58,771 --> 00:05:00,966 But ill luck pursued me... 30 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,975 and I was blown towards the waiting jaws... 31 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:07,774 of a whale of such prodigious size and length... 32 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:12,716 that I could not, even with a telescope... 33 00:05:12,785 --> 00:05:14,719 see the end of him. 34 00:05:17,857 --> 00:05:21,088 What will become of the baron 35 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,493 Surely this time there is no escape 36 00:05:24,564 --> 00:05:27,897 What will become of the baron 37 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:31,095 Surely this time there 38 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,434 Is no escape 39 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:38,307 I have learned from experience... 40 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:40,402 that a modicum of snuff... 41 00:05:40,479 --> 00:05:42,811 can be most efficacious. 42 00:06:03,135 --> 00:06:04,602 Hells bells... 43 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:06,501 and buckets of blood! 44 00:06:06,572 --> 00:06:08,938 Where were the waves? 45 00:06:09,008 --> 00:06:12,603 The waves! You've stabbed my vitals! 46 00:06:12,678 --> 00:06:16,273 - You incompetent imbecile! - It wasn't me! 47 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:18,146 It was her! 48 00:06:18,217 --> 00:06:22,119 It wasn't me! It was him! You big pintle! 49 00:06:23,089 --> 00:06:25,683 We are supposed to be professionals! 50 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:29,717 And we're trying to stay alive! 51 00:06:29,795 --> 00:06:31,854 - Sally! - All right. 52 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:37,767 Now stay in here or I shall lock you up. 53 00:06:37,837 --> 00:06:39,668 - Where's my brother? - What? 54 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:41,639 You haven't got a brother. 55 00:06:41,707 --> 00:06:46,838 Then you just tell me why it says, "Henry Salt and Son." 56 00:06:46,912 --> 00:06:49,779 - I'm your daughter. - I shouldn't have taught you to read. 57 00:06:49,849 --> 00:06:53,876 "And Son" is traditional. That's the way it's supposed to be. 58 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:15,607 No. The sultan's demands are still not sufficiently rational. 59 00:07:15,675 --> 00:07:19,304 The only lasting peace is one based on reason and scientific principle. 60 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:22,006 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Jackson. 61 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:24,311 The first act didn't go quite as we would have liked. 62 00:07:24,383 --> 00:07:26,874 One or two little technical problems. 63 00:07:26,952 --> 00:07:30,911 Oh, please don't apologize, Mr. Salt. I'm sure you're doing your best... 64 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:33,049 in very trying circumstances. 65 00:07:34,794 --> 00:07:37,388 - Your attention. - Hmm? Ah, excuse me. 66 00:07:39,732 --> 00:07:41,632 The officer who risked his life... 67 00:07:41,701 --> 00:07:45,068 by single-handedly destroying six enemy cannon... 68 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:48,937 and rescuing ten of our men held captive by the Turk. 69 00:07:49,008 --> 00:07:50,441 Yes, sir. 70 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:55,113 - The officer we've heard so much about. - I suppose so, sir. 71 00:07:55,181 --> 00:07:58,207 Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty. 72 00:07:58,284 --> 00:08:00,218 I only did my best, sir. 73 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,653 Have him executed at once. 74 00:08:02,722 --> 00:08:05,987 - Yes, sir. - Come along. 75 00:08:06,058 --> 00:08:09,550 This sort of behavior is demoralizing for ordinary soldiers and citizens... 76 00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:13,689 who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. 77 00:08:13,766 --> 00:08:17,759 Things are difficult as it is without emotional people rocking the boat. 78 00:08:42,228 --> 00:08:43,752 Constantinople. 79 00:08:44,463 --> 00:08:47,523 The court of the grand Turk. 80 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,795 What a surprise... 81 00:08:49,869 --> 00:08:54,101 that a passing zephyr should waft me here. 82 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:55,697 Perhaps fate wishes me... 83 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:59,108 to teach the sultan a lesson or two. 84 00:09:03,415 --> 00:09:06,714 His highness the sultan loved a good wine... 85 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:10,244 and could never resist a wager. 86 00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:13,553 Characteristics that were to cost him dear. 87 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:15,321 Lies! 88 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,692 Those scoundrels! I won't put up with it! 89 00:09:17,763 --> 00:09:19,492 It's intolerable! 90 00:09:19,565 --> 00:09:21,328 Stop this travesty! Stop it! 91 00:09:22,768 --> 00:09:25,236 It's an insult! An indignity! 92 00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:29,297 I've never seen so much rubbish in all my life! 93 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,969 You don't know what you're talking about! 94 00:09:32,044 --> 00:09:34,342 One day, after a sumptuous dinner... 95 00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:38,975 - Is this supposed to happen? - The sultan bade me to accompany him... 96 00:09:39,051 --> 00:09:40,518 to his private apartments. 97 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:43,384 Uh, please. No, don't. Please. 98 00:09:43,455 --> 00:09:45,685 This blackguard's an impostor! 99 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:49,489 I am the Baron Munchausen, and I won't be made a fool of! 100 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:51,655 - Please! You cannot come up here! - No, no! 101 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:56,190 - We are presenting a performance! - You are presenting a mockery. 102 00:09:56,268 --> 00:10:00,068 You present me as if I were ridiculous fiction. A joke! 103 00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:01,572 I won't have it! 104 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,572 What the devil's going on? 105 00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:22,526 Curtains! 106 00:10:22,595 --> 00:10:24,426 Boo! 107 00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:25,963 Get him off! 108 00:10:27,566 --> 00:10:29,932 Old fool! You're ruining the show! 109 00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:31,492 Quick! Jeremy, Bill, do something! 110 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:34,198 I must talk with my audience. 111 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:38,506 Ladies and gentlemen, I must... 112 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:42,445 I must apologize for this most dreadful occurrence. 113 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:43,947 I can assure you that... 114 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:52,617 - Hello. - Hello. 115 00:10:52,691 --> 00:10:54,659 Beautiful ladies. 116 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,263 Hello. 117 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:02,300 Beautiful ladies. 118 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:06,430 You have really great taste, sir. 119 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,871 Otherwise, it's all quite wrong! 120 00:11:08,941 --> 00:11:11,671 Listen, cocky. We've got a show to do. 121 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:14,645 Good lord! Berthold! 122 00:11:14,713 --> 00:11:16,806 Who's Berthold? 123 00:11:16,882 --> 00:11:20,682 How on earth? It's marvelous to see you! 124 00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:23,586 How are you? Where've you been? 125 00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,954 How are your legs? 126 00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:28,357 Where are the others? Albrecht! 127 00:11:29,762 --> 00:11:33,129 Adolphus! Gustavus! 128 00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:35,826 I can't believe it! This is miraculous! 129 00:11:36,702 --> 00:11:39,671 - I'm Bill. - He's Bill. 130 00:11:39,738 --> 00:11:42,468 Is he still here? Will you get rid of him, for goodness sake! 131 00:11:44,109 --> 00:11:46,737 - What is the matter? - I'm terribly sorry, sir. 132 00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:50,270 - We were about to start the second act. - Who is this? 133 00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:52,946 I've no idea. Some old lunatic. 134 00:11:53,018 --> 00:11:55,612 He's Baron Munchausen. 135 00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:57,656 Oh, I see. 136 00:11:57,723 --> 00:12:00,521 The real Baron Munchausen. 137 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:08,762 Yes, indeed. And who, sir, may I ask are you? 138 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,597 A public servant. 139 00:12:10,669 --> 00:12:12,694 I am responsible for, among other things... 140 00:12:12,771 --> 00:12:14,705 the licensing of this theatre. 141 00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:20,037 This, sir, is the Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson who just happens... 142 00:12:20,112 --> 00:12:22,444 to be winning the war and saving the city. 143 00:12:23,749 --> 00:12:25,910 Now please leave us! 144 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:32,515 - He's an ass. Only I can end this war. - Explain yourself. 145 00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:34,923 I can end it because I began it. 146 00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:37,788 I am the cause. 147 00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:43,028 I'm afraid, sir, you have rather a weak grasp of reality. 148 00:12:43,102 --> 00:12:48,039 Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash... 149 00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:52,601 and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever! 150 00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:02,586 This man obviously needs a doctor. 151 00:13:02,654 --> 00:13:04,952 A doctor? 152 00:13:06,692 --> 00:13:08,421 We will continue with the show. 153 00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:11,930 Thank you very much, Your Ordinaryness. Off! 154 00:13:11,997 --> 00:13:15,091 Please be reasonable. 155 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:18,432 If we don't get on with it, he'll throw us to the Turks 156 00:13:18,504 --> 00:13:21,166 I'll get on with it! 157 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,537 Show them how it should be! 158 00:13:28,647 --> 00:13:30,080 My lords... 159 00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:32,674 ladies and gentlemen... 160 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:35,777 Baron Munchausen, at your service. 161 00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:37,822 Pruned any noses recently? 162 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,454 - Give us a song! - No. Please. 163 00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:46,396 Most of you won't remember me or my adventures... 164 00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:49,332 but I assure you... 165 00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:51,801 they are true. 166 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,303 The truth is... 167 00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:56,170 I am the cause of this siege. 168 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,436 - Don't be stupid! - What about the Turks then? 169 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:01,172 You're the cause of the border dispute, are you? 170 00:14:01,246 --> 00:14:03,373 What? It's the sea routes we're fighting for! 171 00:14:03,449 --> 00:14:05,007 No, it isn't! 172 00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:07,143 That was last time! 173 00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:11,155 You poor deluded fools! 174 00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:13,589 If you'll only do me the courtesy... 175 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,753 of accepting the word of a gentleman... 176 00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:20,230 I will reveal the true cause... 177 00:14:20,299 --> 00:14:22,233 of this war. 178 00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:26,570 After my... 179 00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:28,805 Oh, dear. 180 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:32,033 After my return from Egypt... 181 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:34,602 I was most warmly welcomed... 182 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,376 by the grand Turk... 183 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,882 his highness, the sultan... 184 00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:43,854 who knew of my reputation... 185 00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:47,050 and held me in high esteem. 186 00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:51,822 In fact, so delighted was he with my company... 187 00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:54,957 that he offered me access to his harem. 188 00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:58,794 - One day... - Go on! 189 00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:03,308 The sultan brought me a bottle of his favorite Tokay. 190 00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,038 What do you think of that, eh? 191 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,040 Not bad. 192 00:15:36,108 --> 00:15:38,542 Not bad? My dear Munchausen... 193 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,578 it's impossible to find better. 194 00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:43,547 Humbug, Your Majesty. 195 00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:45,742 What do you wager that I won't procure... 196 00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:50,117 within the hour, a bottle of Tokay far superior to this... 197 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:53,124 from the imperial cellar in Vienna... 198 00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:55,422 a mere thousand odd miles away? 199 00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,618 Accept my challenge. 200 00:15:57,696 --> 00:16:00,722 If I don't succeed, you may cut off my head. 201 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:03,359 These are my stakes. What are yours? 202 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:04,959 I accept. 203 00:16:05,037 --> 00:16:06,732 And if you succeed... 204 00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:11,765 you may take as much treasure as the strongest man can carry. 205 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:16,576 Agreed. Give me pen and ink, and I will write to the empress immediately. 206 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:25,080 Berthold! 207 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,418 Coming! 208 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:32,554 Oh, blast! Sorry, chaps. 209 00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:34,394 I've got to go. 210 00:16:56,722 --> 00:16:59,987 Take this to Vienna, to the empress. 211 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:03,585 She will give you a bottle of wine. Bring it straight to me. 212 00:17:03,662 --> 00:17:05,095 Right-o. 213 00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:57,415 Perhaps you would care for a little light entertainment while you wait. 214 00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:12,352 I have been composing a short opera. 215 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:14,763 - Would you like to hear a song or two? - No, thank you. 216 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,563 Oh, you'll love it. It's a comedy. 217 00:18:17,636 --> 00:18:19,570 It's called, "The Torturer's Apprentice." 218 00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:24,600 Here's the overture. 219 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,164 The curtain... 220 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:53,234 The curtain rises on a typical everyday torture chamber. 221 00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:57,241 Yosrick, the young apprentice, sings of his joy in his job. 222 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:04,306 A torturer's apprentice went his merry way to work one day 223 00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:08,376 I bend and stretch and ply my trade 224 00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:10,318 Making people all afraid 225 00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:13,256 But things look black Business is slack 226 00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:16,624 There's no one on the rack but me 227 00:19:19,898 --> 00:19:21,889 Act four is set in an abattoir. 228 00:19:23,301 --> 00:19:25,428 I see a lot of slapstick. 229 00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:28,667 We begin with the arrival of the eunuchs' chorus who sing... 230 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,332 "Cut Off in My Prime." 231 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:37,708 Cut off in my prime 232 00:19:37,783 --> 00:19:39,751 Surrounded 233 00:19:39,818 --> 00:19:44,152 By beautiful women all the time 234 00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:47,783 A eunuch's life is hard 235 00:19:56,301 --> 00:20:01,762 And nothing else 236 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,273 Excuse me a moment. 237 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:05,571 Oh, you won't want to miss this aria. 238 00:20:05,644 --> 00:20:08,442 It reminds me of my school days in England. 239 00:20:16,154 --> 00:20:19,885 Life is rather like a game 240 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:23,621 It's important that you win 241 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:28,492 And though it seem a terrible shame 242 00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:30,831 If you lie and cheat 243 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,370 And sin 244 00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:34,905 Lay up and win 245 00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:36,873 The game 246 00:20:36,942 --> 00:20:38,375 Steady. 247 00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:41,311 Where the hell's Berthold? 248 00:20:41,379 --> 00:20:43,438 - Don't know. - I though he was with you. 249 00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:45,107 Well, if he's not here in three and a half minutes... 250 00:20:45,183 --> 00:20:47,344 the sultan will cut off my head! 251 00:20:47,419 --> 00:20:50,718 - And? - And? 252 00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:53,121 Is that all? 253 00:20:53,191 --> 00:20:55,352 I'm sorry, I don't find that funny. Do you? 254 00:20:55,427 --> 00:20:58,863 This isn't a joke! It's a wager! 255 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,363 A wager! 256 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,698 He's asleep. I can hear him snoring. 257 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:07,203 - About 900 miles away. - Come on. 258 00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:17,409 He's under a tree! Near Belgrade. 259 00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:20,576 - What? - There's a bottle beside him. 260 00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:23,280 - Hope he hasn't been at it. - So do I. 261 00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:27,723 What's the wind speed, Gus? 262 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,225 Three knots. 263 00:22:00,825 --> 00:22:02,622 I'm a modern man 264 00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:05,993 These days I find you have to be 265 00:22:06,064 --> 00:22:07,964 Awfully cruel to be kind 266 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,433 I'm a modern man 267 00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:13,164 You will agree 268 00:22:13,238 --> 00:22:15,832 It's either you or me 269 00:22:17,742 --> 00:22:19,300 Well! 270 00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:23,074 Time's nearly up, I think. 271 00:22:36,928 --> 00:22:38,589 Ready. 272 00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:51,536 Now! 273 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,949 - Not late, am I? - No. 274 00:23:09,027 --> 00:23:11,222 Not late, thank you very much. 275 00:23:13,932 --> 00:23:16,059 Thanks. I needed a trim. 276 00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:22,205 - Much obliged. - From the empress. 277 00:23:38,657 --> 00:23:41,023 Delicious! 278 00:23:41,092 --> 00:23:42,525 You win. 279 00:23:42,594 --> 00:23:46,052 Treasurer, allow my friend here to take from the treasury... 280 00:23:46,131 --> 00:23:49,862 as much as the strongest man can carry. 281 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:51,663 Yes. 282 00:24:19,731 --> 00:24:21,164 That's it. 283 00:24:57,502 --> 00:24:58,935 Thanks, squire. 284 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,094 I must speak with the sultan. 285 00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:28,191 - What is it? - Excellency! They've taken everything! 286 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,961 What? 287 00:25:56,227 --> 00:25:57,660 Gustavus! 288 00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:01,789 Stop them! 289 00:26:13,311 --> 00:26:15,302 Bring them back! 290 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,644 Gustavus! Again! 291 00:26:29,794 --> 00:26:31,261 Fire! 292 00:26:33,765 --> 00:26:35,824 Don't shoot! 293 00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:40,202 - Stand firm! - Take cover, my friends. 294 00:26:44,309 --> 00:26:46,368 Regroup! 295 00:26:57,355 --> 00:26:59,152 Let me in! 296 00:27:01,492 --> 00:27:02,925 And so... 297 00:27:02,994 --> 00:27:06,794 as you can see, the sultan is still after my head. 298 00:27:12,971 --> 00:27:15,804 Hey, wait! Stop! Don't go! 299 00:27:15,874 --> 00:27:18,536 Come back! There's more! 300 00:27:20,879 --> 00:27:23,439 I haven't finished! Don't leave now! 301 00:27:32,824 --> 00:27:35,315 We're about to make off with the sultan's treasure. 302 00:27:35,393 --> 00:27:37,258 You can't just stop. 303 00:27:38,696 --> 00:27:40,630 The name's Desmond, mate. 304 00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:45,032 We're actors, not figments of your imagination! Now get a grip! 305 00:27:45,103 --> 00:27:48,766 Oh, come back! 306 00:27:54,979 --> 00:27:58,676 What the devil is the sultan playing at? It's Wednesday, isn't it? 307 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,550 I'm terribly sorry about the show. One or two minor setbacks here, sir. 308 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:05,851 This theatre's closed. I want you and your company out of the city. 309 00:28:05,924 --> 00:28:07,983 Oh, no, sir! No! No, sir. Please! 310 00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:12,325 Give us a say! Sir, look at these favorable endorsements from Europe. 311 00:28:12,397 --> 00:28:16,527 "Mr. Salt's company holds a mirror up to nature." "Vienna Clarion." 312 00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:18,865 "Great value for money." "Paris Echo." 313 00:28:18,937 --> 00:28:22,270 "A good night out." "Glasgow Herald." Just give us one second. 314 00:28:37,689 --> 00:28:40,419 Here, boy. Good boy. It's all right. 315 00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:46,362 Here, boy! 316 00:30:13,718 --> 00:30:15,652 Are you all right? 317 00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:26,794 Am I dead? 318 00:30:26,864 --> 00:30:28,661 No. 319 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,833 Blast! 320 00:30:31,803 --> 00:30:33,737 Who are you really? 321 00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,705 Baron Munchausen isn't real. 322 00:30:37,775 --> 00:30:42,405 - He's only in stories. - Go away! I'm trying to die. 323 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,970 Why? 324 00:30:44,048 --> 00:30:47,916 Because I'm tired of the world. 325 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:52,519 And the world is evidently tired of me. 326 00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:55,491 But why? Why? 327 00:30:58,729 --> 00:31:04,031 Because it's all logic and reason now. 328 00:31:04,102 --> 00:31:07,094 Science. Progress. 329 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:11,974 Laws of hydraulics. Laws... 330 00:31:12,043 --> 00:31:14,807 of social dynamics. 331 00:31:14,879 --> 00:31:17,040 Laws of this, that... 332 00:31:17,115 --> 00:31:18,548 and the other. 333 00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:22,977 No place for three-legged cyclops... 334 00:31:23,054 --> 00:31:26,023 in the South Seas. 335 00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:27,523 No place... 336 00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:30,857 for cucumber trees... 337 00:31:30,928 --> 00:31:34,022 and oceans of wine. 338 00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:36,225 No place for me. 339 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:39,133 - What happened in the story? - What? 340 00:31:39,203 --> 00:31:42,229 In the sultan's palace. Did you escape? 341 00:31:42,306 --> 00:31:44,536 - Were you killed? - I don't know. 342 00:31:44,609 --> 00:31:49,205 It was all a long time ago. Who cares? 343 00:31:50,481 --> 00:31:52,005 I do. 344 00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:57,920 I'm very tired. Good-bye! 345 00:31:57,989 --> 00:32:00,924 - Please tell me. - No. 346 00:32:00,992 --> 00:32:03,153 - Go on. - Buzz off! 347 00:32:03,227 --> 00:32:05,195 Tell me! 348 00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:10,399 Please. 349 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:17,004 You really want to know, don't you? 350 00:32:20,011 --> 00:32:21,444 Stop it! 351 00:32:24,582 --> 00:32:27,244 We'll all be killed! 352 00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,752 And then I'll never know the end of the story! 353 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:32,414 Wait! Where are you going? Come back! 354 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,221 Stop it! 355 00:32:38,829 --> 00:32:40,763 Wait! Come back! 356 00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:45,801 Take cover! 357 00:32:50,007 --> 00:32:52,271 Wretched child! 358 00:33:11,696 --> 00:33:13,891 Get that powder under cover! 359 00:33:13,965 --> 00:33:15,398 Yes, sir! 360 00:33:26,644 --> 00:33:28,077 No! 361 00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,414 Stop it! 362 00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:36,952 Get away! 363 00:33:37,021 --> 00:33:38,682 Stop it! 364 00:33:38,756 --> 00:33:40,189 Head down! 365 00:33:41,692 --> 00:33:45,184 - No! - You'll get us both killed. 366 00:33:45,263 --> 00:33:47,663 I thought you wanted to die. 367 00:33:47,732 --> 00:33:51,190 Yes, but I'm old enough. Gentlemen! 368 00:33:52,536 --> 00:33:56,802 Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons? 369 00:33:58,576 --> 00:34:01,010 - No, sir. - No? 370 00:34:01,746 --> 00:34:03,680 It's Wednesday. 371 00:34:03,748 --> 00:34:07,047 Oh, my... Wednesday! 372 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,198 Oh, no! 373 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,473 The Turks are about to storm the walls. 374 00:35:40,277 --> 00:35:43,144 You really are Baron Munchausen. 375 00:35:57,828 --> 00:36:02,128 That's it. The end. It's all over. 376 00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:06,636 Generations of theatrical expertise snuffed out... 377 00:36:06,704 --> 00:36:09,070 in the twinkling of an eye. 378 00:36:10,741 --> 00:36:12,231 Sally? 379 00:36:14,812 --> 00:36:16,245 Get off! 380 00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:20,178 Come here. 381 00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:23,584 You cretinous, senile old fart! 382 00:36:26,056 --> 00:36:29,355 Thanks to you, we're to be thrown to the Turks! 383 00:36:29,427 --> 00:36:32,294 But he is Baron Munchausen! 384 00:36:32,363 --> 00:36:34,297 The real one! 385 00:36:34,365 --> 00:36:37,664 - You must believe me! - Hurry! 386 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:40,602 No, honestly! He is! 387 00:36:41,672 --> 00:36:44,539 - Shut up! - But he is! 388 00:36:44,608 --> 00:36:46,769 And he can save us! 389 00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:49,108 Can't you? 390 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:52,775 He jumped onto a cannonball. 391 00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:56,251 He really did! And he flew miles up into the sky! 392 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,915 - Above the elephants and soldiers... - God! Stop lying! 393 00:36:59,990 --> 00:37:03,323 I'm not lying! Am I? 394 00:37:04,295 --> 00:37:05,728 As a matter of fact, you are. 395 00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:08,497 But he did. 396 00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,626 And those soldiers saw him too! 397 00:37:12,503 --> 00:37:14,698 They'll tell you! 398 00:37:14,772 --> 00:37:17,297 Oh, they're dead. 399 00:37:18,742 --> 00:37:22,143 - But he did! - No, I didn't. 400 00:37:22,213 --> 00:37:24,044 Now you're lying! 401 00:37:25,483 --> 00:37:27,713 I never lie! 402 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:37,355 Stay here! What's got into you? 403 00:37:41,265 --> 00:37:44,132 I didn't fly miles. 404 00:37:45,469 --> 00:37:47,403 It was more like a mile and a half. 405 00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:50,736 And I didn't precisely fly. 406 00:37:50,808 --> 00:37:55,575 I merely held on to a mortar shell in the first instance... 407 00:37:55,646 --> 00:37:58,376 and then a cannonball on the way back. 408 00:37:58,449 --> 00:38:02,579 You maniac! You've done for us! 409 00:38:02,653 --> 00:38:05,713 Actually, it doesn't matter whether you're thrown out or stay here. 410 00:38:05,789 --> 00:38:08,383 The Turks are about to take the town. 411 00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:10,518 Quickly! Bring those guns out! 412 00:38:14,098 --> 00:38:16,794 I'm just coming into my prime! 413 00:38:16,867 --> 00:38:20,803 I'm just on the cusp between Romeo and King Lear. 414 00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:24,967 My public will kill me for dying at a time like this. 415 00:38:25,809 --> 00:38:27,743 - Save us! - Yes. 416 00:38:28,612 --> 00:38:30,045 Save us! 417 00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:35,716 - Don't disappoint me! - Please, Baron. Please. 418 00:38:35,786 --> 00:38:40,120 - You are a baron, aren't you? - You're our only hope! 419 00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:42,556 You are my only hope. 420 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:45,060 Ladies! Please! 421 00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:50,492 I swear that as long as I... 422 00:38:50,568 --> 00:38:55,403 Heronomous Carl Frederick, Baron von Munchausen live and breathe... 423 00:38:55,472 --> 00:38:58,635 you shall come to no harm. 424 00:38:58,709 --> 00:39:02,645 You so remind me of Catherine the Great... 425 00:39:02,713 --> 00:39:05,341 empress of all the Russia's... 426 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:08,817 whose hand in marriage I once had the honor to decline. 427 00:39:08,886 --> 00:39:10,581 They all remind you? 428 00:39:11,689 --> 00:39:13,850 Yes, why not? 429 00:39:13,924 --> 00:39:17,826 Some bits here, some bits there. I have a plan! 430 00:39:18,562 --> 00:39:20,427 I will set forth immediately... 431 00:39:25,069 --> 00:39:28,470 find my extraordinary servants... 432 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,943 with their help, raze the siege and save the town. 433 00:39:35,012 --> 00:39:37,003 Oh, brilliant. Oh, very good. Bravo! 434 00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:41,609 - How? - Ladies, I'll require your assistance. 435 00:39:41,685 --> 00:39:43,118 Of course. 436 00:39:43,187 --> 00:39:46,315 - Anything! - Just tell us what to do. 437 00:39:47,224 --> 00:39:51,524 Kindly be so good as to remove your knickers. 438 00:40:23,127 --> 00:40:25,061 Yes, well done there. 439 00:40:26,063 --> 00:40:28,122 Look at all that underwear. 440 00:40:28,198 --> 00:40:32,601 Isn't it beautiful? It's like a dream come true. 441 00:40:33,404 --> 00:40:36,134 It's the dawning of the age... 442 00:40:36,206 --> 00:40:39,141 of lovely, intimate things. 443 00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:42,610 But it's madness. He'll kill himself. 444 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,649 - Yeah, but well worth it, eh? - What are you doing? 445 00:40:45,716 --> 00:40:48,150 Enough nattering. Keep pumping! 446 00:41:03,901 --> 00:41:06,096 Hey. Better report this. 447 00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:07,637 You're right. 448 00:41:23,654 --> 00:41:27,385 We need a very simple plan. These are far too complicated. 449 00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:30,427 - Simplicity is of the essence. - Sir. 450 00:41:30,494 --> 00:41:32,724 Those actors have made an air balloon. 451 00:41:32,796 --> 00:41:34,491 They're trying to escape. 452 00:41:35,799 --> 00:41:38,290 Arrest them at once. 453 00:41:38,368 --> 00:41:40,302 Thrown them out of the town. 454 00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:42,895 We can't open the gates, sir. 455 00:41:44,074 --> 00:41:46,634 Well, throw them over the walls, then. 456 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:48,644 Yes, sir. 457 00:41:49,813 --> 00:41:52,179 We can't start escaping at a time like this. 458 00:41:52,249 --> 00:41:54,911 What would future generations think of us? 459 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,894 Right. Follow me! 460 00:42:28,385 --> 00:42:31,320 Just hold it! Don't let it go! 461 00:42:34,191 --> 00:42:36,318 Hold it, Adolphus! 462 00:42:36,393 --> 00:42:38,122 Bring it down. 463 00:42:38,195 --> 00:42:40,891 Yes. Bring the ladder over here. 464 00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:44,567 Take care! 465 00:42:47,571 --> 00:42:49,505 Baron! 466 00:42:51,842 --> 00:42:55,437 - Oi! Have you seen Sally? - No! 467 00:42:56,713 --> 00:42:59,739 - Oh, thank you, my dear. - Stop! 468 00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:03,078 - You're under arrest! - Let go! 469 00:43:06,256 --> 00:43:08,053 Quickly! 470 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,990 Quickly! Let go! 471 00:43:14,331 --> 00:43:16,595 Take aim! 472 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,100 Fire! 473 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:25,238 Ladies and gentlemen... 474 00:43:25,309 --> 00:43:28,904 I shall shortly return with reinforcements. 475 00:43:28,979 --> 00:43:30,606 Don't lose heart. 476 00:43:30,681 --> 00:43:32,581 And for all those ladies... 477 00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:35,413 to whom I am indebted for half a ton... 478 00:43:35,485 --> 00:43:38,318 of frilly silk and lacey linen: 479 00:43:38,388 --> 00:43:41,448 Don't catch cold! Au revoir. 480 00:43:43,026 --> 00:43:45,859 Stay, Argus! I'll soon be back. 481 00:43:46,430 --> 00:43:49,058 I will wait for you! 482 00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:52,934 Come back soon! 483 00:44:02,913 --> 00:44:05,541 He won't get far on hot air and fantasy. 484 00:44:19,663 --> 00:44:21,426 Blast! 485 00:44:23,901 --> 00:44:25,334 Hang on! 486 00:44:26,904 --> 00:44:28,337 Keep... 487 00:44:38,715 --> 00:44:42,173 - Thanks. - Now you've ruined everything! 488 00:44:42,252 --> 00:44:45,119 I'll have to douse the fire to let you down. 489 00:44:46,123 --> 00:44:49,456 - I'll never get off again! - I'm going with you. 490 00:44:49,526 --> 00:44:53,519 I absolutely utterly refuse! 491 00:44:53,597 --> 00:44:56,623 If we go down now, we'll land on the Turks. 492 00:45:58,095 --> 00:46:00,393 We've got to find your servants... 493 00:46:00,464 --> 00:46:02,398 and get back here quickly. 494 00:46:02,466 --> 00:46:04,900 That is what I had in mind. 495 00:46:36,433 --> 00:46:39,596 - Where are we going? - To the moon. 496 00:46:39,669 --> 00:46:42,900 What? That'll take ages! 497 00:46:42,973 --> 00:46:46,409 - No, it won't. - Of course it will. 498 00:46:47,244 --> 00:46:52,238 - Why are we going there? - That's where I last saw Berthold. 499 00:46:52,315 --> 00:46:54,749 Have you ever been to the moon? 500 00:46:54,818 --> 00:46:58,845 - No. - Ah! Interesting place. 501 00:46:58,922 --> 00:47:01,982 The king and queen are charming. 502 00:47:02,059 --> 00:47:04,994 You know about their detachable heads... 503 00:47:05,062 --> 00:47:06,495 don't you? 504 00:47:06,563 --> 00:47:08,428 No. 505 00:47:08,498 --> 00:47:11,626 Their heads go off for intellectual pursuits... 506 00:47:11,701 --> 00:47:15,000 while their bodies engage in more... 507 00:47:15,072 --> 00:47:16,937 bodily activities. 508 00:47:17,507 --> 00:47:22,171 The trouble is their heads and bodies don't always see eye to eye. 509 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:29,017 You do believe me, don't you? 510 00:47:30,387 --> 00:47:32,651 I'm doing my best. 511 00:47:48,738 --> 00:47:50,467 Are you scared? 512 00:47:51,942 --> 00:47:53,876 Certainly not! 513 00:47:57,013 --> 00:47:58,810 - You? - Certainly not! 514 00:48:22,873 --> 00:48:24,500 Grab the rope! 515 00:49:39,649 --> 00:49:41,913 We're here! 516 00:49:43,386 --> 00:49:46,913 You look different. Younger. 517 00:49:46,990 --> 00:49:50,824 I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure. 518 00:49:50,894 --> 00:49:55,661 Heaven's sake. Don't you get any younger or I'll have to find a wet nurse. 519 00:49:56,733 --> 00:49:58,166 Look! 520 00:50:07,344 --> 00:50:10,677 You'll find that I'm one of the king's special favorites. 521 00:50:12,315 --> 00:50:14,681 We shall receive a right royal welcome. 522 00:50:54,724 --> 00:50:56,157 Now what? 523 00:50:59,229 --> 00:51:01,322 I got you at last. 524 00:51:04,434 --> 00:51:08,962 Your Majesty, what a great pleasure it is to see you again. 525 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:11,667 May I introduce my friend Sally? 526 00:51:11,741 --> 00:51:16,508 Sally, King of the Moon. Well, his head at any rate. 527 00:51:16,579 --> 00:51:19,514 I'm sorry, you must refer to me by my complete title... 528 00:51:19,582 --> 00:51:21,015 King of Everything... 529 00:51:21,084 --> 00:51:23,450 Re di Tutto, but you may call me "Ray." 530 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,047 The moon is a very insignificant part of my domain now. 531 00:51:27,123 --> 00:51:30,058 There is so much, much more. 532 00:51:32,128 --> 00:51:35,359 My old friend, you seem to be in some discomfort. 533 00:51:35,432 --> 00:51:37,024 What ails you? 534 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:42,163 Nothing ails me. Can you not see that I am at one with the cosmos? 535 00:51:45,442 --> 00:51:47,569 I tell you that, and all you can say is, "ah"? 536 00:51:47,644 --> 00:51:49,942 What are you blind? 537 00:51:50,013 --> 00:51:52,208 Baron, let me explain it to you. 538 00:51:52,282 --> 00:51:56,685 Since you were last here, I, that is my head, that which is left of me... 539 00:51:56,753 --> 00:51:58,983 where the brilliant and important parts are located... 540 00:51:59,055 --> 00:52:02,320 is now ruling and governing the known universe. 541 00:52:02,392 --> 00:52:05,327 And that which I don't know, I create. 542 00:52:08,498 --> 00:52:10,432 I just created spring. 543 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:15,267 But seriously, without me, there would be nothing. Not even you. 544 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,035 I think, therefore you is. 545 00:52:21,411 --> 00:52:23,777 Your old friend's a lunatic. 546 00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:25,815 So it would seem. 547 00:52:25,882 --> 00:52:29,215 Certainly fallen prey to delusions of grandeur. 548 00:52:29,285 --> 00:52:33,016 Being in tune with every molecule in the universe... 549 00:52:33,089 --> 00:52:36,081 requires a great deal of concentration. 550 00:52:36,159 --> 00:52:39,424 That is why having you on the loose, Baron, does not help. 551 00:52:39,496 --> 00:52:43,227 You see, your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to me. 552 00:52:43,299 --> 00:52:46,462 You are like a mosquito in the Taj Mahal. 553 00:52:48,037 --> 00:52:53,100 I must inform you, My Liege, without my adventures, you wouldn't be here. 554 00:52:53,176 --> 00:52:57,476 Well, so I am now part of your adventures. 555 00:52:58,314 --> 00:53:00,646 Well, we shall see about that, huh? 556 00:53:18,535 --> 00:53:21,129 Now, Baron. Who created who? 557 00:53:21,204 --> 00:53:24,173 I hope you'll be very comfortable. Ciao. 558 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,708 There goes my revolting body with the queen. 559 00:53:27,677 --> 00:53:31,443 Oh, stop it! Oh, I'm tired! 560 00:53:31,514 --> 00:53:34,381 - I'm exhausted! - Go away! Damn it. He can't hear me. 561 00:53:34,451 --> 00:53:38,285 Please, oh! Oh, you stinking horrible man! 562 00:53:38,354 --> 00:53:40,618 Oh, it's so embarrassing. 563 00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:44,285 Please don't look. Maybe he will go away. 564 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,954 It is hard to believe my body and I were ever attached. 565 00:53:47,030 --> 00:53:48,463 We are totally incompatible. 566 00:53:48,531 --> 00:53:51,796 He is dangling from the food chain, and I am in the stars. 567 00:53:51,868 --> 00:53:55,326 It is so unmetaphysical. No! No, go away! 568 00:53:56,573 --> 00:53:59,201 I despise you! Let me go! 569 00:54:11,354 --> 00:54:12,787 I'm back! 570 00:54:12,856 --> 00:54:16,815 I got lips again, and I'm going to use them, baby! 571 00:54:17,894 --> 00:54:20,920 It's me! I'm your elephant of joy! 572 00:54:24,834 --> 00:54:28,861 - Give me bacio, baby! - Yes, but eat first, darling! 573 00:54:30,206 --> 00:54:34,302 That's right. You've got to mangia before bacio! 574 00:54:39,716 --> 00:54:42,810 You can't do that when you don't got no mouth! 575 00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:44,751 Baron! 576 00:54:44,821 --> 00:54:46,755 I'm back in business. 577 00:54:47,891 --> 00:54:49,324 Oh, yeah. 578 00:54:50,226 --> 00:54:51,818 You don't go nowhere. 579 00:54:58,034 --> 00:55:02,562 - Baron. - Oh, most wondrous Majesty. 580 00:55:02,639 --> 00:55:04,072 Hey, I know you. 581 00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:08,270 You're the little guy tried to make off with my queen the last time. 582 00:55:08,344 --> 00:55:09,606 - Huh? - Moi? 583 00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:13,274 We have no more of that, piccolo Casanova. 584 00:55:14,350 --> 00:55:16,284 What are you looking at? 585 00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:23,987 There you go, lovebirds. 586 00:55:24,060 --> 00:55:26,585 I'm sure you'll be very uncomfortable. 587 00:55:39,409 --> 00:55:42,572 I am free again. Free to concentrate on higher things. 588 00:55:47,684 --> 00:55:50,812 Why don't you go back and amuse yourself with this slime? 589 00:55:50,887 --> 00:55:52,479 Oh, you missed me! 590 00:55:52,555 --> 00:55:55,991 I'm blind! Wait! My kingdom for a handkerchief! Wait! 591 00:55:57,527 --> 00:56:01,657 Let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! 592 00:56:01,731 --> 00:56:03,790 I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms! 593 00:56:03,866 --> 00:56:05,800 I hate that face you make me make. That... 594 00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:09,304 Please. Please, no! I don't want any more bodily functions! 595 00:56:10,607 --> 00:56:13,201 Oh, no. Please let me go! 596 00:56:13,276 --> 00:56:16,211 - I don't have time for this! - Farewell, Baron. 597 00:56:28,791 --> 00:56:30,349 One of the king's favorites? 598 00:56:31,561 --> 00:56:34,291 This cage isn't real. 599 00:56:34,364 --> 00:56:37,333 It's just part of the king's lunacy. 600 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,392 It seems solid enough to me. 601 00:56:40,470 --> 00:56:43,439 I see we're not in a very helpful frame of mind. 602 00:56:43,506 --> 00:56:46,532 How are we supposed to save the town from here? 603 00:56:46,609 --> 00:56:49,737 The town is perfectly all right. 604 00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:52,474 The peasant assault is over. Everyone is quite safe. 605 00:56:52,548 --> 00:56:54,413 How do you know? 606 00:56:55,685 --> 00:56:57,653 I just know. 607 00:57:07,397 --> 00:57:08,830 What the devil? 608 00:57:08,898 --> 00:57:11,025 All right. I'm coming. 609 00:57:12,068 --> 00:57:13,501 My hand! 610 00:57:15,071 --> 00:57:17,301 Come out. Come out of there. 611 00:57:22,945 --> 00:57:25,880 - Come out of there! - Ow! Stop that! 612 00:57:26,683 --> 00:57:30,175 - What did you do that for? - I thought you might be unfriendly. 613 00:57:30,253 --> 00:57:32,778 Of course I'm unfriendly. 614 00:57:32,855 --> 00:57:36,291 - You'd be unfriendly if I prodded you. - Who are you? 615 00:57:39,362 --> 00:57:40,795 I can't remember. 616 00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,354 - I've been here so long. - We'll be like that... 617 00:57:43,433 --> 00:57:45,458 if we don't escape. 618 00:57:45,535 --> 00:57:47,230 Why are you here? 619 00:57:47,303 --> 00:57:49,635 Oh, I'm a very wicked criminal. 620 00:57:50,606 --> 00:57:54,440 - What have you done? - I can't remember. 621 00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:56,307 How do you know you're wicked? 622 00:57:57,346 --> 00:57:59,940 Well, for one thing... 623 00:58:00,016 --> 00:58:01,881 I'm in here. 624 00:58:01,951 --> 00:58:04,317 And for another... 625 00:58:05,722 --> 00:58:07,713 I've got these shackles on. 626 00:58:07,790 --> 00:58:10,588 - Berthold! - Eh? 627 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:12,321 It's Berthold! 628 00:58:15,031 --> 00:58:17,761 It's me! The baron! 629 00:58:17,834 --> 00:58:20,064 I knew I'd find you on the moon. 630 00:58:20,136 --> 00:58:22,900 I'm going to take you back to Earth to help us fight the sultan! 631 00:58:22,972 --> 00:58:24,940 Get off me! 632 00:58:25,007 --> 00:58:27,908 You're Berthold! My old servant. 633 00:58:27,977 --> 00:58:32,607 Those leg irons are to slow you down. Stop you tearing off all over the place. 634 00:58:32,682 --> 00:58:36,311 - You must be joking. - You always wore them. Remember? 635 00:58:36,385 --> 00:58:39,286 - You're crackers! - I'm Baron Munchausen. 636 00:58:39,355 --> 00:58:42,518 Hmm. That sounds nasty. Is it contagious? 637 00:58:42,592 --> 00:58:46,028 We're wasting time! 638 00:58:52,769 --> 00:58:55,033 Darling Baron! 639 00:58:55,104 --> 00:58:57,504 Ariadne. 640 00:58:58,341 --> 00:59:01,742 I'm sorry I couldn't speak with you before... 641 00:59:01,811 --> 00:59:05,713 but Roger's so difficult. 642 00:59:05,782 --> 00:59:09,377 Where exactly is Roger? 643 00:59:09,452 --> 00:59:11,852 In bed with my body, of course. 644 00:59:14,056 --> 00:59:17,423 Stop it! 645 00:59:17,493 --> 00:59:20,257 If he discovers my head's with you... 646 00:59:21,230 --> 00:59:22,925 Quickly! 647 00:59:22,999 --> 00:59:25,194 Climb into my hair. 648 00:59:27,503 --> 00:59:30,768 Why is she making those funny noises? 649 00:59:32,542 --> 00:59:35,978 Her body is with the king... 650 00:59:36,045 --> 00:59:37,979 and he is... 651 00:59:39,115 --> 00:59:41,811 tickling her feet. 652 00:59:41,884 --> 00:59:44,250 - Oh, no! - Berthold. 653 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,083 - Come on! - Let go of me! 654 00:59:46,155 --> 00:59:48,123 - You're coming with us. - No chance. 655 00:59:48,191 --> 00:59:50,955 - Why not? - I can't remember. 656 00:59:51,027 --> 00:59:52,824 - Are you frightened? - That's it! 657 00:59:52,895 --> 00:59:55,455 - Come on. Help me. - Stop it! 658 00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,824 Quickly. 659 00:59:58,901 --> 01:00:02,803 Climb aboard. Give me your hand. 660 01:00:04,507 --> 01:00:07,442 - Hold tight. - I don't want to escape! 661 01:00:11,948 --> 01:00:15,577 - Here we go! - Gosh! I can't hold on! 662 01:00:25,528 --> 01:00:29,089 I love these! I tickle you till dawn, darling. 663 01:00:29,165 --> 01:00:30,962 There we go! 664 01:00:32,335 --> 01:00:35,532 There! I wipe everything away. There! Tickley! Tickley! 665 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:39,274 Darling, you love this! I know you do! 666 01:00:39,342 --> 01:00:42,971 But you don't say anything! Why you don't say anything? 667 01:00:43,045 --> 01:00:44,740 You are a pillow biter! 668 01:00:44,814 --> 01:00:46,304 Hey! Tickley! Tickley! 669 01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:59,157 Baron, I must get back to Roger before he notices I am headless! 670 01:00:59,228 --> 01:01:01,059 I quite understand. 671 01:01:01,130 --> 01:01:05,499 Darling. Take me with you. 672 01:01:05,568 --> 01:01:09,800 - Back to Earth? - Oh, yes! 673 01:01:11,407 --> 01:01:12,897 Without your body? 674 01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:17,879 I thought you loved me for myself! 675 01:01:17,947 --> 01:01:20,040 I did. 676 01:01:20,116 --> 01:01:22,448 I mean, I do! Of course, I do. 677 01:01:22,518 --> 01:01:24,383 - It's just... - We have to go! 678 01:01:24,453 --> 01:01:28,981 I think you're right, aren't you? It's impossible. 679 01:01:29,058 --> 01:01:31,993 Oh! Take a lock of my hair. 680 01:01:35,331 --> 01:01:39,267 Just a lock, cocky. Not the whole carpet. 681 01:01:39,335 --> 01:01:40,893 I'll treasure it. 682 01:01:42,471 --> 01:01:45,031 The king! I must go! 683 01:01:45,942 --> 01:01:48,911 Au revoir, my dear Baron. 684 01:01:53,482 --> 01:01:57,612 Yes! I'm coming, Roger! 685 01:01:59,522 --> 01:02:02,355 Darling, I'm going to drive you to China! 686 01:02:02,425 --> 01:02:03,756 Let it out! 687 01:02:03,826 --> 01:02:06,920 Oh, my God! Where is your head? 688 01:02:06,996 --> 01:02:09,396 No wonder you're so quiet. 689 01:02:09,465 --> 01:02:12,593 I'm too rough. I knock it off? It's around here. 690 01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:14,636 I find it. We play "head and seek." 691 01:02:14,704 --> 01:02:17,798 Hold on! Oh, you play a trick? 692 01:02:17,873 --> 01:02:19,568 Darling, come out! 693 01:02:21,744 --> 01:02:23,871 You're not here! 694 01:02:23,946 --> 01:02:25,413 Where you... 695 01:02:26,482 --> 01:02:28,973 You are with the baron. 696 01:02:29,051 --> 01:02:32,179 You are with that little man. 697 01:02:32,254 --> 01:02:34,620 You told me size don't make a difference! 698 01:02:34,690 --> 01:02:37,181 You puttana! 699 01:02:37,259 --> 01:02:38,726 No head to hit! 700 01:02:38,794 --> 01:02:42,389 I'll find you, Baron! And then I kill you! 701 01:02:42,465 --> 01:02:45,434 Fetch me my radish club! 702 01:02:48,004 --> 01:02:50,438 Faster! 703 01:02:50,506 --> 01:02:53,600 I make a baron brochette! Sybil! 704 01:03:01,117 --> 01:03:03,108 Come on! Faster! 705 01:03:03,185 --> 01:03:06,780 But he can't! Berthold can hardly move! 706 01:03:06,856 --> 01:03:08,517 Take his weights off. 707 01:03:08,591 --> 01:03:11,355 - I have! - What? 708 01:03:11,427 --> 01:03:15,625 - He's old! He can't run anymore. - Nonsense! 709 01:03:15,698 --> 01:03:18,189 He's just out of practice. 710 01:03:22,938 --> 01:03:24,872 Come on, Berthold! 711 01:03:27,543 --> 01:03:28,976 Look for him! 712 01:03:29,045 --> 01:03:32,845 Nowhere to run to! Nowhere to hide for you, Baron! 713 01:03:32,915 --> 01:03:35,315 What are you looking at? Look down there! 714 01:03:35,384 --> 01:03:38,114 Come on! 715 01:03:38,187 --> 01:03:40,212 There he is, Sybil. 716 01:03:40,289 --> 01:03:42,120 Down there. 717 01:03:42,191 --> 01:03:44,318 I got you now, Baron! 718 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,833 Wait, Sybil! 719 01:04:00,776 --> 01:04:02,266 Whoa! 720 01:04:04,713 --> 01:04:07,011 Wait! There they are! 721 01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:09,051 Are you hungry, my darling? 722 01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:12,178 All right. You take the baron. 723 01:04:12,254 --> 01:04:14,154 You take the bald one. And for you, my sweet... 724 01:04:14,223 --> 01:04:16,191 the little girl because you're my favorite. 725 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:18,590 All right! Dinner is served! 726 01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:24,493 - Teamwork, Sybil! - You go that way. I'll go this way. 727 01:04:24,567 --> 01:04:26,933 - You're the last of your species! - Go on! 728 01:04:27,002 --> 01:04:28,697 Work with me! Stay together! 729 01:04:32,408 --> 01:04:34,774 No, girls! Don't split up on me now! 730 01:04:36,779 --> 01:04:38,440 Mayday! 731 01:04:38,514 --> 01:04:41,176 We're going down! Mayday! 732 01:04:45,087 --> 01:04:48,853 Sybil! Don't desert me now! 733 01:04:49,725 --> 01:04:51,556 I love you! 734 01:05:00,436 --> 01:05:01,767 I'm free! 735 01:05:01,837 --> 01:05:04,965 I'm free at last! The body is dead! 736 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:08,942 The body is dead! Long live the head! It's finished! 737 01:05:09,011 --> 01:05:10,911 Bye, body! 738 01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:14,575 I shall prove a head does not need a body to survive! 739 01:05:14,650 --> 01:05:16,811 I am omnipotent! 740 01:05:16,886 --> 01:05:19,719 Yes! Oh, no! I got an itch. 741 01:05:32,401 --> 01:05:34,266 Well done, Sally! 742 01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:37,195 Thanks! 743 01:05:41,277 --> 01:05:44,440 How great to see you! What are you doing here? 744 01:05:44,513 --> 01:05:46,447 - Get off me! - It's me! 745 01:05:46,515 --> 01:05:49,211 Berthold, your old servant! Remember? 746 01:05:49,285 --> 01:05:54,018 - Yes! We've been through all that. - Where are we? 747 01:05:54,089 --> 01:05:56,523 On the Moon. 748 01:05:56,592 --> 01:05:59,789 Oh, yeah. Same old baron! 749 01:05:59,862 --> 01:06:03,093 - Can we go now? - Get weaving. 750 01:06:03,165 --> 01:06:04,598 Hang on. 751 01:06:05,935 --> 01:06:08,529 It's all coming back. 752 01:06:08,604 --> 01:06:12,131 I've been stuck here for over 20 years! 753 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:15,109 Ever since you were last here on the moon! 754 01:06:15,177 --> 01:06:18,476 You abandoned me here! You swine! 755 01:06:18,547 --> 01:06:20,913 You toddled off with that old queen of tarts... 756 01:06:20,983 --> 01:06:24,111 and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? 757 01:06:24,186 --> 01:06:26,984 And now you come back, just because it suits you... 758 01:06:27,056 --> 01:06:28,990 after wasting half my life... 759 01:06:29,058 --> 01:06:32,323 and expect me to follow you to the ends of the Earth! 760 01:06:32,394 --> 01:06:33,986 Yes! 761 01:06:35,064 --> 01:06:36,224 All right. 762 01:06:55,651 --> 01:06:59,644 Do you know where the rest of the gang are? 763 01:07:00,723 --> 01:07:02,213 Not a clue. 764 01:07:11,767 --> 01:07:16,227 This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever believes. 765 01:07:17,072 --> 01:07:19,006 Right, Berthold. 766 01:07:23,445 --> 01:07:25,379 You go first. 767 01:07:26,215 --> 01:07:28,149 Then Sally. 768 01:07:34,957 --> 01:07:36,390 Careful. 769 01:07:40,596 --> 01:07:42,530 Off you go. 770 01:07:54,476 --> 01:07:56,376 That's it! 771 01:07:57,813 --> 01:08:00,373 There's no more rope. 772 01:08:00,449 --> 01:08:03,816 - Mind now. I'm going back up. - Wait a moment. 773 01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:07,551 Here! Tie this to the end of it. 774 01:08:08,324 --> 01:08:10,155 Where'd you get this? 775 01:08:10,225 --> 01:08:12,216 I cut it from the top. 776 01:08:13,862 --> 01:08:15,921 Naturally! Where else would I get it? 777 01:08:15,998 --> 01:08:18,125 - But... - Yes, yes! 778 01:08:19,201 --> 01:08:22,295 Splice it to the ends so that we may continue our descent. 779 01:08:23,772 --> 01:08:26,138 Very clever. Great. 780 01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:28,301 Why didn't I think of that? 781 01:08:28,377 --> 01:08:31,869 That's why he's a baron and I'm a prole. 782 01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:40,750 We'll never rescue them now! 783 01:08:49,264 --> 01:08:51,664 21/2% on the basic rate! 784 01:08:51,734 --> 01:08:54,532 - That's not enough! - That's what I got to offer! 785 01:08:54,603 --> 01:08:57,936 And a separate agreement for overtime! 786 01:08:58,006 --> 01:08:59,303 Six percent! 787 01:09:03,579 --> 01:09:06,480 21/2%! Take it or leave it! 788 01:09:06,548 --> 01:09:09,984 Five percent or no increased production! 789 01:09:13,622 --> 01:09:15,954 We want more! 790 01:09:25,701 --> 01:09:28,226 I'm still in one piece! 791 01:09:28,303 --> 01:09:31,932 - I think. - I can't imagine why. 792 01:09:32,007 --> 01:09:36,671 Our descent, in what I take to be the volcano of Mount Etna... 793 01:09:36,745 --> 01:09:40,841 should have been slowed by a rising cushion of warm air. 794 01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:43,918 Damn thing seems to have gone out. 795 01:09:45,254 --> 01:09:48,917 Oh, no! Not more giants! 796 01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:54,756 Can I help you tiny mortals? 797 01:09:56,031 --> 01:09:58,522 I sincerely hope so. 798 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,693 I'm Baron Munchausen. 799 01:10:02,504 --> 01:10:04,495 You may have heard of me. 800 01:10:04,573 --> 01:10:06,438 My friends and I are looking for three men: 801 01:10:06,508 --> 01:10:09,204 One with exceptional eyesight. 802 01:10:09,278 --> 01:10:12,679 One with superb hearing and powerful lungs. 803 01:10:12,748 --> 01:10:14,909 One who is extremely large and strong. 804 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,279 We're all extremely large and strong here! 805 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:35,763 I am Vulcan, the god. 806 01:10:36,839 --> 01:10:38,807 And these... 807 01:10:38,874 --> 01:10:42,708 are my giant employees... 808 01:10:42,778 --> 01:10:45,747 the cyclops... 809 01:10:45,814 --> 01:10:49,614 who even now are going back to work! 810 01:10:49,685 --> 01:10:51,619 Go slow! 811 01:10:53,856 --> 01:10:59,522 I'm willing to supply arms and equipment to anyone prepared to pay the price! 812 01:10:59,595 --> 01:11:03,861 Greeks, Trojans, Romans, Huns. 813 01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:07,925 It's not my fault if they're crazy enough to slaughter each other! 814 01:11:09,738 --> 01:11:12,764 You mankey crew! 815 01:11:12,841 --> 01:11:15,901 You go-slowers don't impress me! I'm God. 816 01:11:15,978 --> 01:11:20,142 I've got all the time in the universe! You hear that? 817 01:11:20,215 --> 01:11:21,944 All the time! Me! 818 01:11:22,017 --> 01:11:23,780 You know, in the old days... 819 01:11:23,852 --> 01:11:27,015 the staff used to get paid on the dot every thousand years. 820 01:11:27,089 --> 01:11:29,683 This lot expect them every century. 821 01:11:29,758 --> 01:11:31,988 That is outrageous! 822 01:11:33,061 --> 01:11:35,154 What's this? 823 01:11:35,230 --> 01:11:37,698 This is our prototype. 824 01:11:37,766 --> 01:11:41,702 RX Intercontinental... 825 01:11:41,770 --> 01:11:43,761 Radar Sneaky... 826 01:11:43,839 --> 01:11:46,103 Multiwarheaded Nuclear Missile. 827 01:11:49,745 --> 01:11:52,373 - What does it do? - Do? 828 01:11:52,447 --> 01:11:54,847 Kills the enemy. 829 01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:57,852 - All the enemy? - Aye. All of them. 830 01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,515 All their wives, children, sheep, cattle. 831 01:12:01,590 --> 01:12:03,854 And all their cats and dogs. 832 01:12:03,926 --> 01:12:07,054 All of them gone for good. 833 01:12:07,129 --> 01:12:08,619 That's horrible! 834 01:12:12,935 --> 01:12:17,269 Well, you see, the advantage is... 835 01:12:17,339 --> 01:12:21,799 you don't have to see one single one of them die. 836 01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:24,402 You just sit comfortably... 837 01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:27,710 thousands of miles away from the battlefield... 838 01:12:27,783 --> 01:12:30,775 and simply press the button. 839 01:12:31,853 --> 01:12:33,844 Well, where's the fun in that? 840 01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:40,819 We cater to all sorts here. 841 01:12:40,896 --> 01:12:43,524 You'd be surprised. 842 01:12:43,599 --> 01:12:47,501 Would you care for a little fodder, perhaps? 843 01:13:00,048 --> 01:13:04,781 - Delicious! - It's not a bad drop of tea... 844 01:13:04,853 --> 01:13:08,186 as far as nectar of the gods go. 845 01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:11,692 You can stay as long as you like. It's nice to have company for tea. 846 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,752 Thank you. It'll be a pleasure. 847 01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:18,596 I'm sorry, but we have to go soon. 848 01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:20,601 We're in a hurry. 849 01:13:25,107 --> 01:13:28,508 Here comes my midget manservant... 850 01:13:28,577 --> 01:13:30,602 with the petit fours. 851 01:13:32,481 --> 01:13:33,914 Albrecht! 852 01:13:36,351 --> 01:13:40,583 - Berthold! What are you doing here? - Looking for you! 853 01:13:40,656 --> 01:13:43,454 I haven't got the treasure anymore! I spent it! 854 01:13:43,525 --> 01:13:45,652 I mean, I gave it all to charity. 855 01:13:45,727 --> 01:13:47,661 I don't want the treasure. 856 01:13:47,729 --> 01:13:50,755 Albrecht, this is Sally. Sally, Albrecht. 857 01:13:50,832 --> 01:13:51,958 Hello. 858 01:13:53,468 --> 01:13:56,266 I want you to help us fight the Turk again. 859 01:13:57,139 --> 01:13:58,834 No. I couldn't do that. 860 01:13:58,907 --> 01:14:01,239 Not since I found myself. 861 01:14:01,309 --> 01:14:05,268 I never really wanted to be big and strong... 862 01:14:05,347 --> 01:14:07,281 and lug heavy things about. 863 01:14:07,349 --> 01:14:11,342 I now know I want to be dainty and sensitive. 864 01:14:11,420 --> 01:14:15,652 They call me their midget down here. I love it. It's bliss. 865 01:14:16,391 --> 01:14:17,858 He's gone funny. 866 01:15:13,582 --> 01:15:15,379 Hello. 867 01:16:01,163 --> 01:16:03,529 My darling. 868 01:16:03,598 --> 01:16:05,657 My dearest. 869 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:17,573 Excuse me. May I introduce you to Baron Munchausen... 870 01:16:17,646 --> 01:16:20,945 and his little friend over there... Sally. 871 01:16:23,485 --> 01:16:25,578 And Berthold. 872 01:16:28,490 --> 01:16:31,482 This is Venus. 873 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,551 The goddess. 874 01:16:33,628 --> 01:16:35,289 My wife. 875 01:16:36,598 --> 01:16:38,657 Madam. 876 01:16:38,733 --> 01:16:40,792 I am overwhelmed. 877 01:16:45,006 --> 01:16:46,837 Oh, my love! 878 01:16:46,908 --> 01:16:48,671 My life. 879 01:16:48,743 --> 01:16:51,610 The alpha and the omega of my existence. 880 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,910 I've got something here for you. 881 01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:18,004 A diamond. 882 01:17:18,073 --> 01:17:21,065 For you, my precious. 883 01:17:21,142 --> 01:17:26,205 You're so sweet. Another diamond. 884 01:17:34,122 --> 01:17:35,612 Madam... 885 01:17:35,690 --> 01:17:40,821 I am, alas, unable to offer you so splendid a gift. 886 01:17:40,896 --> 01:17:44,161 But allow me to say that you excel in beauty... 887 01:17:44,232 --> 01:17:47,326 even the magnificent Catherine the Great of Russia... 888 01:17:47,402 --> 01:17:49,700 Here we go. 889 01:17:49,771 --> 01:17:53,798 Who's hand in marriage I once had the honor of declining. 890 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:57,641 - Baron, you flatter me. - Not one jot, madam. 891 01:17:57,712 --> 01:17:59,646 Not one tittle. 892 01:18:10,792 --> 01:18:13,852 What a handsome... 893 01:18:13,929 --> 01:18:15,362 moustache. 894 01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:22,328 Shall we dance? 895 01:18:51,967 --> 01:18:54,435 Come and see the ballroom. 896 01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,765 Nice, isn't it? 897 01:19:28,837 --> 01:19:31,067 We've just had it done! 898 01:19:31,139 --> 01:19:33,073 You know that? 899 01:19:43,885 --> 01:19:46,183 I can dance. 900 01:19:46,254 --> 01:19:48,654 Here. Watch this. 901 01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:40,741 Sally, you can dance, can't you? 902 01:20:40,809 --> 01:20:42,902 No. 903 01:20:42,977 --> 01:20:44,911 Thanks a lot! 904 01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:57,156 Stop! 905 01:21:03,932 --> 01:21:06,457 Can we go now? 906 01:21:07,802 --> 01:21:09,235 Hello! 907 01:21:15,910 --> 01:21:19,107 Stop it! Come down! 908 01:21:20,048 --> 01:21:22,539 We've got to get back! 909 01:21:22,617 --> 01:21:26,849 We've got to get back and save the town! 910 01:21:27,789 --> 01:21:29,586 Please, Baron! 911 01:21:29,657 --> 01:21:31,591 Please! 912 01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:34,628 Don't fret! The town is in no immediate danger. 913 01:21:59,487 --> 01:22:01,887 The baron's kissing your wife. 914 01:22:03,024 --> 01:22:04,116 What? 915 01:22:07,829 --> 01:22:09,763 I mean... What? 916 01:22:39,127 --> 01:22:41,789 You're a harlot! 917 01:22:41,863 --> 01:22:45,264 Whore! Did you hear? Whore! 918 01:22:48,736 --> 01:22:53,833 That's enough of that! You stop it! 919 01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:57,134 Wait. Please! 920 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:03,010 - But darling! - Don't you "darling" me! 921 01:23:07,155 --> 01:23:10,454 Do something! Save him! 922 01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:14,495 Darling, don't be jealous! 923 01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:18,658 Jealous! I'm not jealous! 924 01:23:20,201 --> 01:23:23,693 - Give him back to me! - Excuse me. 925 01:23:25,473 --> 01:23:27,134 You never let me have any friends! 926 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:31,144 I won't have you wiggling at philanderers, you floozy! 927 01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:34,874 - Sir, I must assure you... - Floozy! 928 01:23:34,949 --> 01:23:37,509 I am a goddess! I can do what I like! 929 01:23:37,585 --> 01:23:41,248 And I am the god, so shut up! 930 01:23:44,926 --> 01:23:48,089 - Excuse me... - Put him down, you brute! 931 01:23:49,597 --> 01:23:52,532 - Ungrateful mortal! - Please don't! 932 01:23:53,268 --> 01:23:54,929 You'll pay for this! 933 01:23:55,003 --> 01:23:58,461 - You hear me? - I insist that the lady is blameless. 934 01:24:02,910 --> 01:24:04,707 Please! Put the baron down! 935 01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:08,180 - Let's not be too hasty! - He's always like that! 936 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:21,759 - What have you done to them? - You small-minded, petty, bourgeoise... 937 01:24:21,829 --> 01:24:24,696 Shut up, you trollop! 938 01:24:25,767 --> 01:24:29,897 - What have you done to the baron? - You want the baron? 939 01:24:29,971 --> 01:24:31,939 You can have the baron! 940 01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:35,874 No, thanks. It's okay! I don't need him! 941 01:24:47,322 --> 01:24:49,449 Did you enjoy that? 942 01:24:53,161 --> 01:24:55,186 Did I... 943 01:24:55,263 --> 01:24:57,197 excite you? 944 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:24,043 I can't swim! 945 01:26:29,924 --> 01:26:33,758 What's happening? You've got old again. 946 01:26:33,828 --> 01:26:35,887 What do you expect? 947 01:26:35,963 --> 01:26:38,523 I've just been expelled from a state of bliss. 948 01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:42,535 - It's all your fault! - Where are we? 949 01:26:42,603 --> 01:26:45,367 Answer me! 950 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:49,672 The most probable explanation... if you're not a sceptic... 951 01:26:49,744 --> 01:26:53,703 is we've dropped through the center of the world and come out the other side... 952 01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:55,646 somewhere in the South Seas. 953 01:26:55,716 --> 01:26:57,775 That's miles away. 954 01:26:57,852 --> 01:27:00,446 Oh! Well done. 955 01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:03,684 - I was happy in my volcano. - So was I. 956 01:27:03,758 --> 01:27:06,249 Look! An island! 957 01:27:09,597 --> 01:27:13,089 - Is there a volcano in it? - Shut up about your poxy volcano! 958 01:27:17,238 --> 01:27:20,867 I think there is a volcano on it. 959 01:27:27,014 --> 01:27:28,572 It's moving! 960 01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:31,447 I spy with my little eye... 961 01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:33,453 something beginning with "M." 962 01:27:34,489 --> 01:27:36,389 It's the demon of the deep! 963 01:27:36,457 --> 01:27:39,358 That begins with "D," you klutz! 964 01:27:39,427 --> 01:27:41,987 It's "M" for monster! 965 01:27:47,835 --> 01:27:49,598 Will it eat us? 966 01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:51,433 With any luck. 967 01:29:08,215 --> 01:29:09,682 Baron! 968 01:29:18,259 --> 01:29:20,193 Give me a hand. 969 01:29:21,429 --> 01:29:23,522 He looks dead to me. 970 01:29:23,598 --> 01:29:26,032 He can't be dead! 971 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:27,863 Go ahead. 972 01:29:27,935 --> 01:29:29,869 Let's put him there. 973 01:29:32,974 --> 01:29:35,875 He doesn't look very perky, does he? 974 01:29:37,778 --> 01:29:39,439 Is there a doctor in the fish? 975 01:29:42,416 --> 01:29:44,884 No doctors. 976 01:29:48,556 --> 01:29:52,219 We've got to get him warm and dry. 977 01:29:52,293 --> 01:29:54,261 What's that noise? 978 01:29:54,996 --> 01:29:57,521 It's music. 979 01:29:58,833 --> 01:30:00,767 That's not music. 980 01:30:01,669 --> 01:30:02,601 Look! 981 01:30:04,538 --> 01:30:06,267 There's a light. 982 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,274 Come on! 983 01:30:15,216 --> 01:30:17,150 This way. 984 01:30:17,218 --> 01:30:18,651 Careful. 985 01:30:54,188 --> 01:30:57,123 Once I had a sweetheart 986 01:30:57,191 --> 01:30:59,352 A sweetheart, once I had 987 01:30:59,427 --> 01:31:02,624 She was the truest 988 01:31:02,697 --> 01:31:04,358 Excuse me! 989 01:31:04,432 --> 01:31:05,865 Hello! 990 01:31:07,768 --> 01:31:09,929 We need some help. 991 01:31:11,138 --> 01:31:12,867 Excuse me! 992 01:31:16,177 --> 01:31:18,873 - We need some help. - No doctors. 993 01:31:22,183 --> 01:31:24,515 Once I had a sweetheart 994 01:31:24,585 --> 01:31:28,385 Do I hear the baron? 995 01:31:28,456 --> 01:31:29,889 Eh? 996 01:31:31,559 --> 01:31:33,493 Do I hear the baron? 997 01:31:34,495 --> 01:31:36,622 No doctors. 998 01:31:36,697 --> 01:31:38,927 Do I hear the baron? 999 01:31:38,999 --> 01:31:40,933 I just said that! 1000 01:31:41,001 --> 01:31:43,936 Use your trumpet! 1001 01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:50,803 Adolphus! Gustavus! 1002 01:31:50,878 --> 01:31:53,073 Is it really you? 1003 01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:55,172 Baron! Berthold! 1004 01:31:55,249 --> 01:31:59,185 - Albrecht! - I don't believe it! 1005 01:31:59,253 --> 01:32:00,982 It's Berthold! 1006 01:32:03,891 --> 01:32:08,123 Sally, this is Adolphus, who used to be able to hit a bull's eye... 1007 01:32:08,195 --> 01:32:10,527 from halfway 'round the world. 1008 01:32:10,598 --> 01:32:12,725 And this is Gustavus... 1009 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,997 who could blow over a whole forest with just one breath! 1010 01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:19,198 Those were the days! Aye? 1011 01:32:19,273 --> 01:32:24,176 When we were young and alive! 1012 01:32:25,412 --> 01:32:26,936 How do you mean? 1013 01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:29,505 It's no good fighting it. 1014 01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:32,609 - We're not dead! - You have to accept it. 1015 01:32:32,686 --> 01:32:37,089 We're all dead here. This is hell! 1016 01:32:37,158 --> 01:32:39,388 - Heaven. - Hell! 1017 01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:40,791 Heaven! 1018 01:32:40,861 --> 01:32:43,022 Don't be stupid. 1019 01:32:45,699 --> 01:32:49,567 Well, sit down. Relax. Have a game. 1020 01:32:49,637 --> 01:32:54,734 You're dead for a very long time. 1021 01:32:55,643 --> 01:32:57,804 Come on. Sit down. 1022 01:32:57,878 --> 01:33:00,346 Let's have a nice game. 1023 01:33:00,414 --> 01:33:02,575 What are you doing? 1024 01:33:04,885 --> 01:33:06,853 You're giving up, aren't you? 1025 01:33:07,922 --> 01:33:10,891 You can't give up! I won't let you! 1026 01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:12,858 Go away. Clear off. 1027 01:33:16,931 --> 01:33:20,423 What about Rose and Daisy and my father... 1028 01:33:20,501 --> 01:33:22,298 and all the others? 1029 01:33:22,369 --> 01:33:26,430 - You promised to help them! - They are perfectly safe. 1030 01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:36,075 They can look after themselves. 1031 01:33:40,754 --> 01:33:45,282 Besides, there are more important things. 1032 01:33:45,359 --> 01:33:47,520 Such as? 1033 01:33:47,595 --> 01:33:49,028 Well... 1034 01:34:05,112 --> 01:34:07,046 You horrible little brat! 1035 01:34:12,219 --> 01:34:16,656 Can't you let me die in peace once in a while? 1036 01:34:44,251 --> 01:34:45,741 Bucephalus! 1037 01:34:45,819 --> 01:34:49,550 My Bucephalus! 1038 01:34:51,258 --> 01:34:53,886 You must have heard me shouting. 1039 01:34:54,828 --> 01:34:57,661 This is a good omen, what? 1040 01:34:57,731 --> 01:34:59,323 Oh, yeah. 1041 01:35:02,303 --> 01:35:04,897 Prepare a rowing boat and be ready to leave. 1042 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,370 Come on, boy. 1043 01:35:09,443 --> 01:35:11,911 I have learned from experience... 1044 01:35:11,979 --> 01:35:16,712 that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious. 1045 01:36:22,716 --> 01:36:25,014 I'll never eat fish again. 1046 01:36:27,654 --> 01:36:29,645 Where's the baron? 1047 01:36:45,439 --> 01:36:47,373 Baron, where are you? 1048 01:36:58,085 --> 01:37:00,451 It's the baron! 1049 01:37:07,094 --> 01:37:08,288 Come on. 1050 01:37:10,130 --> 01:37:12,291 I can't keep this up forever! 1051 01:37:35,255 --> 01:37:38,053 Look! The town! 1052 01:37:38,125 --> 01:37:40,059 We're here! 1053 01:37:42,496 --> 01:37:43,929 Look! 1054 01:37:45,499 --> 01:37:47,729 The flag's still flying! 1055 01:37:47,801 --> 01:37:50,702 I told you there was nothing to worry about. 1056 01:37:52,906 --> 01:37:53,838 Fire! 1057 01:37:55,576 --> 01:37:57,441 Oh, my God! 1058 01:37:57,511 --> 01:37:59,376 It's the sultan's army! 1059 01:37:59,446 --> 01:38:01,846 Quick! Back in the fish! 1060 01:38:04,651 --> 01:38:07,017 They're inviting us to defeat them. 1061 01:38:07,087 --> 01:38:10,352 We must oblige them. On the count of three! 1062 01:38:13,660 --> 01:38:17,357 Gustavus! Blow them back to Asia Minor. 1063 01:38:17,431 --> 01:38:20,696 Adolphus, find the sultan and shoot him! 1064 01:38:20,767 --> 01:38:23,065 Albrecht, row for the shore! 1065 01:38:23,137 --> 01:38:26,766 Berthold, make yourself useful! 1066 01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,603 One, two, three! 1067 01:38:28,675 --> 01:38:30,233 Could you make that four? 1068 01:38:33,013 --> 01:38:34,913 We're going down! 1069 01:38:37,317 --> 01:38:38,944 Abandon ship! 1070 01:38:41,522 --> 01:38:43,581 I think the ship's abandoning us, mate! 1071 01:38:48,295 --> 01:38:50,160 Jump! 1072 01:38:54,067 --> 01:38:55,125 Attack! 1073 01:39:04,044 --> 01:39:05,978 I still can't swim. 1074 01:39:16,190 --> 01:39:19,523 - This is absolutely dreadful! - It's hopeless. 1075 01:39:19,593 --> 01:39:23,188 I've never before been in such a disastrous rout! 1076 01:39:23,263 --> 01:39:25,527 I'm usually on the winning side! 1077 01:39:25,599 --> 01:39:28,693 If you weren't so competitive, you wouldn't get so upset! 1078 01:39:28,769 --> 01:39:31,101 Albrecht's useless! 1079 01:39:31,171 --> 01:39:34,106 We might as well give up now. 1080 01:39:35,375 --> 01:39:39,004 You mustn't say that! Not you! 1081 01:39:44,818 --> 01:39:47,946 If we begin attacking in two directions simultaneously... 1082 01:39:48,021 --> 01:39:50,649 we confound surprise with confusion. 1083 01:39:50,724 --> 01:39:54,717 Albrecht and Gustavus will provide the major themes to the battle... 1084 01:39:54,795 --> 01:39:56,990 - while Adolphus and... - Baron. 1085 01:39:57,064 --> 01:40:00,329 Don't interrupt. What is it? 1086 01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,630 This isn't going to work. 1087 01:40:02,703 --> 01:40:07,333 - What do you mean? - They're all old and tired now. 1088 01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:09,466 It isn't like it used to be. 1089 01:40:10,744 --> 01:40:12,371 Don't you see? 1090 01:40:20,087 --> 01:40:22,681 Where are you going? 1091 01:40:22,756 --> 01:40:25,350 - To give myself up. - What? 1092 01:40:25,425 --> 01:40:29,361 I gave my word I'd raze the siege and save the town. 1093 01:40:29,429 --> 01:40:31,226 I gathered you for that purpose. 1094 01:40:35,769 --> 01:40:38,636 If you want to see Baron Munchausen again... 1095 01:40:38,705 --> 01:40:41,071 you'd better do something about it. 1096 01:40:44,678 --> 01:40:46,543 You can't give yourself up! 1097 01:40:46,613 --> 01:40:49,013 They might kill you! 1098 01:40:49,082 --> 01:40:53,246 We'll have spent all that time in that smelly fish for nothing. 1099 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:54,753 Well! 1100 01:41:25,819 --> 01:41:29,084 So it's agreed. Friday, the 28th... 1101 01:41:29,156 --> 01:41:32,148 you surrender... that's three weeks from tomorrow. 1102 01:41:32,225 --> 01:41:34,455 We can fix the details later. 1103 01:41:34,528 --> 01:41:39,261 - No. You surrender. - We've been through all this. 1104 01:41:39,333 --> 01:41:42,131 - You surrender. - But we're winning. 1105 01:41:42,202 --> 01:41:44,636 - We surrendered last time. - So? 1106 01:41:44,705 --> 01:41:46,400 Now it's your turn. 1107 01:41:46,473 --> 01:41:49,340 Oh. What about the virgins? 1108 01:41:49,409 --> 01:41:52,469 Please. Forget the virgins. 1109 01:41:52,546 --> 01:41:54,776 We're out of virgins. 1110 01:41:54,848 --> 01:41:57,612 Let us, instead, concentrate on reaching a rational... 1111 01:41:57,684 --> 01:41:59,618 sensible, civilized agreement... 1112 01:41:59,686 --> 01:42:03,452 which will guarantee a world fit for science, progress and... 1113 01:42:03,523 --> 01:42:05,286 But not Baron Munchausen! 1114 01:42:07,361 --> 01:42:11,161 - You! You old lunatic! - I'm afraid so. 1115 01:42:11,231 --> 01:42:13,722 Help! Guards! Murder! 1116 01:42:14,868 --> 01:42:17,496 - Who let this man into my tent? - Sultan! 1117 01:42:17,571 --> 01:42:22,440 If you are still interested in my head, it's yours. 1118 01:42:22,509 --> 01:42:24,443 I'm tired of it. 1119 01:42:24,511 --> 01:42:26,809 Send for the executioner! 1120 01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:28,313 So, Mr. Jackson. 1121 01:42:28,382 --> 01:42:31,146 Still the rational man? 1122 01:42:31,218 --> 01:42:35,587 How many people have perished in your logical little war? 1123 01:42:35,655 --> 01:42:39,386 There are certain rules to the proper conduct of living. 1124 01:42:39,459 --> 01:42:43,327 We cannot fly to the moon. We cannot defy death. 1125 01:42:43,397 --> 01:42:45,228 We must face the facts. 1126 01:42:45,298 --> 01:42:50,167 Not the folly of fantasists like you who don't live in the real world... 1127 01:42:50,237 --> 01:42:54,173 and who consequently come to a very sticky end. 1128 01:43:32,112 --> 01:43:34,876 Have you any famous last words? 1129 01:43:34,948 --> 01:43:36,939 Not yet. 1130 01:43:37,684 --> 01:43:40,551 "Not yet"? Is that famous? 1131 01:43:42,289 --> 01:43:44,018 The man's a buffoon. 1132 01:43:45,959 --> 01:43:47,017 Executioner... 1133 01:43:48,528 --> 01:43:49,688 execute. 1134 01:44:11,685 --> 01:44:12,811 Now! 1135 01:44:20,393 --> 01:44:22,384 He did it! 1136 01:44:29,336 --> 01:44:30,803 Bring him back! 1137 01:44:34,441 --> 01:44:36,739 - Stop that man! - Hey! 1138 01:44:58,498 --> 01:45:00,864 I knew we could do it! All together now! 1139 01:45:22,722 --> 01:45:24,553 Steady! 1140 01:45:27,561 --> 01:45:29,358 Well blown, Gustavus! 1141 01:45:46,246 --> 01:45:48,908 - They're coming! - Go on! 1142 01:45:48,982 --> 01:45:51,473 Hurry! Quickly now! 1143 01:46:22,115 --> 01:46:23,673 Come on! 1144 01:46:35,862 --> 01:46:37,796 Berthold, run! 1145 01:47:38,091 --> 01:47:41,527 Damn it, man! Make yourself useful! I can't do everything! 1146 01:47:46,866 --> 01:47:49,926 - This way! - Careful! 1147 01:48:01,381 --> 01:48:03,713 That's the way. 1148 01:49:03,977 --> 01:49:05,945 Watch it! 1149 01:49:16,689 --> 01:49:18,623 Gently this time. 1150 01:49:20,794 --> 01:49:22,227 Gently. 1151 01:50:01,067 --> 01:50:02,500 Help! 1152 01:51:15,074 --> 01:51:16,666 We did it! 1153 01:51:32,792 --> 01:51:35,625 Hurray! 1154 01:51:35,695 --> 01:51:37,822 Look! They don't believe it! 1155 01:51:37,897 --> 01:51:40,229 We've won! 1156 01:51:40,300 --> 01:51:42,860 We beat them! 1157 01:51:49,475 --> 01:51:52,137 Yipee! Thank God! 1158 01:51:52,211 --> 01:51:55,442 - Good riddance! And don't come back! - We won! 1159 01:51:55,515 --> 01:51:58,382 But of course! 1160 01:52:28,681 --> 01:52:31,775 We won! Oh, the joy! 1161 01:53:05,685 --> 01:53:07,949 Get me down! 1162 01:53:16,195 --> 01:53:17,924 Oh, my goodness! 1163 01:53:20,533 --> 01:53:22,364 - In the church tower! - He's dying! 1164 01:53:36,215 --> 01:53:37,978 - There he is! - Shoot him! 1165 01:53:38,751 --> 01:53:40,548 Oh! Damn! 1166 01:53:40,620 --> 01:53:44,818 Bring a doctor! Quickly! Fetch a doctor! 1167 01:53:44,891 --> 01:53:47,189 Don't leave me, Baron. Please! 1168 01:53:47,260 --> 01:53:51,959 - Don't leave me! - Get off him! Give him some air! 1169 01:53:55,368 --> 01:53:58,997 - Here is a doctor. - Sally! 1170 01:54:02,375 --> 01:54:04,809 Take care of Sally. 1171 01:54:04,877 --> 01:54:07,869 No doctors. 1172 01:54:29,135 --> 01:54:31,535 - Get away! - Stop! 1173 01:54:31,604 --> 01:54:33,071 Leave him alone! 1174 01:54:36,075 --> 01:54:39,408 - She's having a fit! - Go away! 1175 01:54:44,951 --> 01:54:46,509 Stop it! 1176 01:54:59,132 --> 01:55:00,929 He's dead. 1177 01:56:07,066 --> 01:56:12,026 And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my death. 1178 01:56:12,104 --> 01:56:16,837 An experience which I don't hesitate strongly... 1179 01:56:16,909 --> 01:56:18,740 to recommend. 1180 01:56:18,811 --> 01:56:23,475 And so, with the help of my inestimable servants... 1181 01:56:23,549 --> 01:56:27,645 I defeated the Turks and saved the day. 1182 01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,847 And from that time forth... 1183 01:56:29,922 --> 01:56:33,483 everyone who had a talent for it... 1184 01:56:33,559 --> 01:56:36,687 lived happily ever after. 1185 01:56:36,762 --> 01:56:40,664 Stop this nonsense at once! 1186 01:56:40,733 --> 01:56:42,758 You, sir, are under arrest... 1187 01:56:42,835 --> 01:56:47,272 for spreading ridiculous tales at a time of great danger. 1188 01:56:47,340 --> 01:56:49,740 When the enemy is at the gate. Arrest him. 1189 01:56:50,943 --> 01:56:53,036 Open the gates. 1190 01:56:55,414 --> 01:56:57,882 I order you to arrest that man at once! 1191 01:56:59,652 --> 01:57:03,748 Am I or am I not the elected representative? 1192 01:57:03,823 --> 01:57:06,223 - Arrest him! - Open the gates! 1193 01:57:10,096 --> 01:57:11,358 This way! 1194 01:57:13,432 --> 01:57:14,922 Come on! 1195 01:57:16,068 --> 01:57:18,593 Do not open the gate! 1196 01:57:18,671 --> 01:57:22,129 The Turk is outside, and we are not about to surrender. 1197 01:57:23,376 --> 01:57:25,310 Open the gates! 1198 01:57:28,047 --> 01:57:32,916 Come on, dear ladies! Forward, the players! 1199 01:57:32,985 --> 01:57:35,112 Do not open the gate! 1200 01:57:36,956 --> 01:57:39,220 Keep up! Steady as you go. 1201 01:57:39,292 --> 01:57:42,591 Get back! I'm warning you! Do not open those gates! 1202 01:57:43,596 --> 01:57:45,530 - This way! - Anyone who opens those gates... 1203 01:57:45,598 --> 01:57:47,259 is guilty of treason! 1204 01:57:49,001 --> 01:57:51,663 Follow me! 1205 01:57:52,805 --> 01:57:55,740 This way, my friends! 1206 01:57:59,312 --> 01:58:01,644 The gates will remain closed. 1207 01:58:01,714 --> 01:58:03,648 Open the gates! 1208 01:58:05,251 --> 01:58:08,982 - Shoot anyone who disobeys my orders! - Ready! 1209 01:58:09,055 --> 01:58:10,317 Aim! 1210 01:58:13,192 --> 01:58:15,592 Hold your ground! 1211 01:58:15,661 --> 01:58:17,424 Open the gates, dear friends... 1212 01:58:17,496 --> 01:58:20,363 and let's seize the day! 1213 01:58:20,433 --> 01:58:24,267 Or close our minds up with inventions, death and fear. 1214 01:58:24,337 --> 01:58:26,328 There's nothing so destroys a man... 1215 01:58:26,405 --> 01:58:28,532 as ignorance and conformity! 1216 01:58:28,607 --> 01:58:30,768 Grasp for the mantle! 1217 01:58:30,843 --> 01:58:33,778 - Grasp the... - No! 1218 01:58:33,846 --> 01:58:35,609 Quite wrong! 1219 01:58:35,681 --> 01:58:38,047 Open the gates! 1220 01:58:39,752 --> 01:58:41,310 Shoot them! 1221 01:58:45,191 --> 01:58:47,716 Shoot these people at once! 1222 01:58:56,902 --> 01:59:00,998 Aye! So! It's treason, is it? 1223 01:59:01,073 --> 01:59:03,098 Treason! 1224 01:59:03,175 --> 01:59:04,870 Right! 1225 01:59:04,944 --> 01:59:07,606 You're all under arrest! All of you! 1226 01:59:07,680 --> 01:59:09,477 This is all your fault! 1227 01:59:09,548 --> 01:59:11,243 Get inside my office now! 1228 01:59:40,579 --> 01:59:42,911 Cheers for the baron! 1229 01:59:42,982 --> 01:59:45,382 Hooray! 1230 01:59:59,932 --> 02:00:02,196 My Bucephalus. 1231 02:00:02,268 --> 02:00:04,202 Good boy. 1232 02:00:10,109 --> 02:00:11,770 Come on. 1233 02:00:16,615 --> 02:00:19,743 Beautiful ladies. 1234 02:00:40,639 --> 02:00:43,574 It wasn't just a story, was it?