♪ Demis Roussos' Forever And Ever playing ♪ 2
♪ 3
♪ Ever and ever, forever and ever ♪ 4
♪ You'll be the one ♪ 5
♪ That shines in me ♪ 6
♪ Like the morning sun ♪ 7
[ground rumbling] 8
[bleats] 9
[rumbling continues] 10
WOMAN: [softly] Wake up. 11
Good morning! 12
- [groans] 13
That's a good leg. 14
- [snorts] Okay, fine. 15
But we have to be fast. 16
Are you close? 17
I really can't start sweating, baby. 18
- Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 19
- Okay. - [grunts] 20
- Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 21
I'm so sorry. 22
It's so bright in here, too. It's just-- 23
And then your sweat. 24
I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 25
Watch me! 26
- Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 27
- What the hell? 28
Oh my God. Shit! 29
Shit! Shit! 30
Oh my God. Shit! 31
My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 32
Shit! 33
Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 34
No offense, Ny-Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 35
coming before, you know. 36
Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 37
And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 38
- It's the age thing. - Not the age thing. 39
- [sighs] 40
It's not you, it's me. 41
- Yeah, no shit. 42
- I meant it's you, it's not me. 43
- You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 44
- Hey, Misty. 45
- What? [shuts makeup case] 46
- Will you kill me? - Nyles! 47
Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 48
but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 49
Because this is truly a sacred day, 50
and it doesn't belong to us. 51
This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 52
You gonna be happy? 53
Are you gonna be smiley? 54
That's a weird smile. 55
♪ 56
[springboard rattles] 57
[splashes] 58
♪ 59
[beer can pops] 60
MAN: Whoo! 61
Ha ha. 62
Shukran. 63
Good day so far? 64
- Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 65
You? - Today is young. 66
Ask me again at the end. 67
Anything can happen. 68
- Not today, sauce pot. 69
That's a nice try, though. 70
[both laugh] 71
♪ 72
[can pops] 73
♪ 74
- How gorgeous are these two? 75
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 76
But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 77
we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry-- 78
- No, come on, throw me a bone. 79
This isn't the day for moderation. 80
- It's not good wine. 81
- I don't care. 82
- Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 83
love and commitment. 84
Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 85
and we all know these two li'l freaks are fine in that department, right? 86
[chuckles] And commitment is the state 87
or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 88
activity, et cetera. 89
- Oh, she's done. 90
Whoo! [crowd applauding] 91
MISTY: Thank you. 92
I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 93
I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 94
of the bride, Sarah. 95
[gulps] 96
- Get on up there, peanut. 97
- No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 98
- Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 99
It's-- it's your main job. 100
- She's been drinking, Howard. 101
- [softly] Sarah. 102
[coughs] 103
- Bonsoir, mi família 104
et amici! 105
- Who is that? MISTY: Nyles, what are you doing? 106
- Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 107
- What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 108
No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 109
- Who's this guy? - Misty's boyfriend. 110
MAN: Why is he dressed for a luau? 111
MISTY: Oh my God, Nyles. 112
NYLES: We are born 113
lost. 114
Then... we're found, 115
but we're all just lost, am I right? 116
- Oh my God. 117
- However, in the darkness 118
comes light. 119
Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 120
who do not look like siblings. - [snorts] 121
NYLES: You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 122
it's in their blood. 123
And Tala, 124
there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 125
but they should. 126
I hope you don't mind. 127
It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 128
she has also donated of herself. 129
Bone marrow. 130
That's right. 131
- How did he know that? - I don't know. 132
- She gave hers 133
to her baby brother Nico, 134
saving his life. 135
[applause] 136
But now it's time for us to give to you. 137
Here you are 138
standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 139
And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 140
But always remember: 141
you are not alone. 142
Everyone here is your family. 143
We are your world. 144
And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 145
as you achieve your wildest dreams. 146
So raise a glass. [can pops] 147
[glasses clinking] 148
We may be born lost, 149
but now 150
you are found. 151
Cheers. 152
ALL: Cheers. 153
- Wait, what? - Let's dance. 154
♪ Patrick Cowley's Megatron Man playing on speakers ♪ 155
♪ 156
- I already told you no earlier, Randy. 157
What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 158
- I don't know, you've had more to drink? 159
- You can't say that to me, man. - Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 160
♪ 161
♪ 162
[sniffs deeply] 163
- What are you smelling? 164
- Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 165
Right? 166
- Yeah. 167
That's very weird. 168
- Well, I know my hair mists. 169
I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 170
- Well, I, I don't like it. 171
Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 172
and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 173
- That makes sense. 174
- Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 175
- Thank you! 176
I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 177
- Or you might just be an alcoholic? 178
- Hmm. Could be. 179
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 180
- Cheers. - Cheers. 181
[glasses clink] 182
- You're Misty's boyfriend? 183
I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 184
- I'm Sarah. - Nyles. 185
- Hi. - Hi. 186
So what's your deal, you don't dance? 187
- Plantar fasciitis, actually. - Ah, respect. 188
- Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 189
than you can imagine-- 190
- You might be surprised. - And I have to say 191
that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 192
Shukran. 193
- Wow! [woman laughs] 194
Thank you. 195
That feels good. 196
- Yeah, I bet. 197
But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 198
- Not a word of it. 199
We're all fucking alone. 200
[leaves rustling] 201
Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 202
go someplace where we could be alone, do you? 203
- Wow! 204
That is very forward of you. 205
What's your rush? 206
- Well, it's just, you know, 207
your dad and mom are about to-- - Step-mom. My mom's dead. 208
- Oh. 209
Yeah, well, um, 210
they're about to sing a song and I, 211
I just can't handle that right now. 212
[sighs] 213
- And, uh, 214
what would Misty think about us running off together? 215
- I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 216
- Oh my God, we're so bad. TREVOR: Mm-hmm. 217
- We're so bad. - Mmm. 218
- Oh my God! [moaning continues] 219
I can't say I ever liked her. 220
- Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 221
- Why don't you go in there and stop them? 222
- Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 223
MISTY: Say something in Australian to me. 224
[Nyles sighs] 225
- Well, 226
if it makes you feel any better, 227
my whole family is embarrassed by me. 228
They all see me as a, 229
as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 230
- Why would they think that? 231
- Because I fuck around and drink too much. 232
- Mmm. 233
- Which they tell me, all the time. 234
And then they, uh, 235
try to take care of me, 236
and it is absolutely suffocating. 237
- Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 238
- Exactly, I can fend for myself. 239
- Of course you can. You don't need a leg up-- 240
MISTY: Hold my legs up. [moans] 241
- That was weird. 242
- This is so fucked up. 243
- So fucked up. 244
- But it's kind of hot, though. 245
[Misty moaning] - Don't you kiss me. 246
- Don't you tell me what to do. 247
[Misty screaming] 248
SARAH: Hold on. 249
Come here. 250
I-- I give up. I-- 251
Will you just please take off your clothes. 252
- Yeah, you got it. 253
Yeah. 254
- Ha ha, nice. - Yep. 255
Ha! - Yeah, yeah. 256
You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 257
- Yeah, doesn't everybody? [grunts] 258
[screams] 259
- Oww! Fuck! 260
- What the fuck is happening? 261
- I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 262
♪ 263
Ahhh! - Oh my God. 264
What the fuck! 265
What the fuck is happening! 266
Oh my God! 267
Holy fucking shit! 268
What! 269
The fuck! 270
♪ 271
[grunting] 272
- You're a sick fuck, Roy! 273
♪ 274
- Keep running, shit bird. 275
I will always find you. 276
[grunts] 277
SARAH: Nyles? 278
- No, stop, don't come in here. 279
- Are you okay? 280
- Don't come in here! 281
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 282
Good morning. 283
- That's a good leg. 284
- [snorts] Okay, fine. 285
But we have to be fast. 286
♪ 287
[springboard rattles] 288
[splashes] 289
♪ 290
- Shukran. Good day so far? 291
- Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 292
You? - Today is young. 293
Ask me again at the end. 294
Anything can happen. 295
SARAH: You! 296
- What the fuck did you do to me? 297
NYLES: Shit. - What the fuck did you do to me? 298
Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 299
Get out of the water. 300
[splashing] 301
Get out of the water. 302
[splashing] 303
[muffled scream] 304
[gasps] Tell me what the fuck is going on! 305
[grunts] 306
[gasps] NYLES: You're a sick fuck, Roy. 307
[gasping, panting] 308
Nyles? 309
Nyles. - No, stop, don't come in here! 310
- Are you okay? NYLES: Don't come in here. 311
[breathing heavily] 312
Hello? 313
What the fuck. 314
[screams] 315
November ninth? 316
HOWARD: It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 317
- What the fuck. 318
PIA: Oh, there you are. 319
Tala, I found Sarah. 320
We were looking for you all morning, honey. 321
- Okay. - Come on. 322
Are you all right? 323
- Yeah. 324
- Sarah, peanut. 325
You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 326
- Yeah, I... 327
went on a hike. 328
- Well, you look exhausted. 329
Stay hydrated. 330
- Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 331
right? 332
- [stammering] I don't understand your question. 333
- This, this day already happened. 334
- What are you saying? 335
- It felt real. 336
It-- it felt so... real. 337
PIA: Are you on drugs again? 338
What the fuck 339
did you do to me? 340
Hey! Come here! 341
I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 342
Come here. You mother-- 343
Tell me what the fuck is going on! 344
TALA: Sarah! 345
Oh my God, what are you doing? 346
Oh! [grunts] 347
- Whoops. 348
- Oh my God. Oh my God. - You're okay. You're okay. 349
[crying] HOWARD: Jerry! Give me the teeth. 350
The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 351
There's one full canine and-- 352
MISTY: This is like a big day for everyone. 353
This is a big day for me, too. 354
HOWARD: The wedding is today, in six hours. 355
- Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 356
Why were you in the pool? - This doesn't make any sense. 357
This doesn't make any fucking sense! 358
- Don't let him in! He can't see me. 359
- What happened? Is she okay? 360
- Get out! 361
HOWARD: She'll be okay. 362
I'm taking Tala into town. 363
This dentist glues teeth! 364
- Yay! - I love you, Daddy. 365
HOWARD: Oh! Oh! 366
Sarah, no. 367
- Guess you followed me. 368
- What's going on? 369
- I tried to stop you. 370
- But what is this? 371
When is this? 372
- Yeah. About that. 373
So, this is today. 374
Today is yesterday. 375
And tomorrow is also today. 376
It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 377
you might have heard about. 378
- That I might have heard about. 379
- Yeah. 380
- How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 381
I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 382
- Right. That's natural. 383
Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 384
Tomorrow will always and forever now be 385
today. So-- 386
[sighs] 387
Uh-- 388
Oh, how about this. 389
Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 390
- Which way is that cave? 391
- [sighs] 392
You don't wanna go there. 393
♪ 394
[breathing heavily] 395
♪ 396
♪ 397
- [gasping] 398
Thank you. 399
Please... where is it? 400
- [sighs] You gotta wait. 401
- Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 402
Where? 403
- I told you. 404
You gotta wait. 405
- What? 406
Where, where is it? 407
- Wait for it. 408
Almost. 409
I am the Antichrist. 410
[ground rumbling] [gasps] 411
[Nyles laughing] 412
[rumbling stops] 413
I'm just kidding, there is no God. 414
The earthquake happens every day. But -- 415
check it out. 416
Opens up the cave. 417
You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 418
Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 419
Same thing if you stick around. 420
The second you fall asleep, it all just 421
goes back to the start. 422
- But will this day end if I go in there? 423
- Sure. For you. 424
You're wasting your time! 425
[panting] 426
HOWARD: It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 427
- No, no, no, no, no. 428
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 429
- [Nyles sighs] - Good morning. 430
[groans] 431
♪ 432
[springboard rattles] 433
[splashes] 434
[can pops] 435
HOWARD: She didn't leave a note? 436
- Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 437
- Don't say that. 438
[blender whirring, rattling] 439
- Or she's scared. 440
- Of what? - Families, 441
weddings, intimacy, 442
melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance. 443
[chuckles] Sauce. 444
She'll be back. 445
♪ 446
- And how gorgeous are these two? 447
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 448
[Misty laughs] 449
Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 450
I know this is supposed to be like-- 451
- [Sarah humming] 452
Yeah! 453
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 454
♪ 455
[sighs] 456
♪ 457
♪ 458
[exhales softly] 459
HOWARD: It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 460
[screaming] 461
[knocking on door] - I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 462
Sarah? - Oh, excuse me. 463
- Hi. 464
- Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do-- 465
What are you doing? - Ow! 466
- Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 467
- Oh my God. 468
Are you fucking cheating on me? 469
- No. 470
You're cheating on me, you goof. 471
- Wait, what? 472
NYLES: I don't know what it is. 473
It could be life, it could be death. 474
It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 475
you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 476
or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 477
I don't know. 478
So... I decided a while ago to sort of 479
give up and 480
stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 481
the only way to really live in this 482
is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 483
- Well, then what's the point of living? 484
- Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 485
so I think your best bet is just 486
to learn how to suffer existence. 487
- So we can't die? 488
- No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 489
There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 490
and I've done... a lot of suicides. 491
So many. 492
- No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 493
[engine revving] 494
- Okay. Suit yourself. 495
- What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death. 496
I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 497
There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 498
We could just skip this whole phase, 499
go get a beer, you know. 500
Or not. Whatever. 501
[tires squeal] [horn honking] 502
See you tomorrow. 503
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 504
- So, 505
as I was saying, 506
you just... have to find peace, you know. 507
- I drove all the way back home to Austin, 508
and I still woke up here. 509
- That's the way it works. 510
You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 511
and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 512
It was a huge waste of time. 513
They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 514
I was acting a little... odd. 515
And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 516
woke up back here. 517
[dart thuds] WOMAN: Whoo! [laughs] 518
- Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 519
- Who the fuck are you? 520
Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 521
- I'm an honest man, Darla. 522
You're gonna lose this game, 523
but you can keep your money. 524
- [Sarah screams] 525
Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 526
- Fuck! 527
[sighs] 528
That was Roy. 529
He was a guest at the wedding. 530
Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 531
That's about all I know about the dude. 532
- Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 533
- [sighs] 534
One night, a very long time ago, 535
I partied with Roy. 536
This was back in the early days, 537
before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 538
- Hey, hey. 539
NYLES: I was just feeling my way through it. 540
- Uh, tuna? MAN: Yes, sir. 541
- I know you know. 542
But you don't know that I know. 543
Or do you know? 544
- Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 545
[Nyles chuckles] 546
- Are you being a dick to the bartender? 547
I would like a Moscato, please. 548
- Sure. 549
- "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 550
which is always present." 551
- On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 552
- I like your hat. - Of course you do. 553
[glasses scrape] 554
Thank you, ma'am. 555
To the struggle. 556
[glasses clink] 557
TREVOR: Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 558
[applause] - Here they are. 559
- Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 560
that makes you forget who you are. 561
- He did not. 562
- But there is a bottom, my friend. 563
And it is a fucking dark place. 564
What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 565
- Okay. 566
- You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 567
NYLES: Trevor. 568
ROY: He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 569
I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 570
- ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 571
[audience members gasp] 572
- You were right. Got 'em. 573
TREVOR: I don't know what that was. 574
[sniffing] 575
- Oi, open up, you cunts. 576
- Give me my shit back! Come on! 577
[knocking on door] 578
[shushing] [giggling] 579
BOTH: We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 580
- We are the shit. [giggling] 581
- You're alive! 582
TREVOR: Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 583
[giggling] 584
♪ 585
ROY: This is 586
the greatest... night 587
of my life. 588
[exhales] 589
I wish I could just live out here forever. 590
- [sighs] 591
Follow me. 592
ROY: What is it? 593
NYLES: Your ancestors are in there. 594
- My ancestors are in there? 595
- Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 596
- Okay. 597
That's a totally different thing, but 598
I'm in. 599
- [slurred] You took too much. 600
No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 601
[grunts] 602
[gasps] Wait. 603
That was a mistake. 604
When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 605
Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 606
so he only comes around once every few... days? 607
Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 608
- But what does he want? 609
- I think he thinks it's revenge? 610
[panting] ROY: Run, rabbit, run. 611
[grunts] 612
- He may have some anger issues. 613
[electricity crackles] [screaming] 614
You said you didn't want the day to end. 615
[gasps] What's that smell? 616
No, no, no, no, no, no. 617
[fire roaring] [Nyles screaming] 618
So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 619
- Amen to that. 620
I tied my tubes at 40. 621
- Yeah. SARAH: You have to confront him. 622
Right? I mean, you-- you cannot keep running from this person forever. 623
NYLES: What are you talking about? 624
Of course I can. 625
- Hey. - Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 626
That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 627
But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 628
- You know that's a scam? - Of course. Yeah. 629
I just like to give back whenever I can. 630
Material matters don't really concern me. 631
- With the exception of booze and burritos 632
and designer drugs and candy. 633
- Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 634
- And sex, I assume? 635
You fuck other people in here? 636
- Great question. - You must. 637
Right? - I have but 638
it takes a lot of work, 639
and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 640
- Huh! 641
Have we hooked up? 642
- No. At least I don't think so. 643
- So then, like, who else? 644
- Right. Uh, well-- - Besides Misty. 645
- Daisy, the barkeep. 646
- You know, I once had a guy with this car. 647
[cloth rustling] 648
- Oh yeah? 649
- I don't think he ever walked again. 650
- [groans] 651
Darla. 652
- If you insist. 653
- I bet that was great. - You would have bet right. 654
- What about Tala? - No. 655
But I have tried. 656
May I cut in? 657
- It's the first dance. 658
- And that's a deal-breaker? 659
- That didn't work? - It was a big swing. 660
- Right. Who else? 661
- Hey, hey! 662
There you go? 663
- You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me. 664
He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works. 665
- I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 666
- Nice shot. 667
And that's it? 668
That's all you got? 669
- Oh, 670
your dad. 671
- What are we doing? 672
- I don't know. 673
No, I'm just kidding. 674
- Oh my God. 675
- Uh, I got you, though. - You did. 676
- What about you? 677
What's going on with your sex life? 678
[clicks tongue] 679
- Nice try. - Hmm? 680
- I'm not gonna sleep with you. 681
- I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 682
- I mean, I might have the other night, 683
you know, I would have but-- 684
Not now, though. - Yeah! 685
I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 686
We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 687
Don't over-complicate it. - Yeah. 688
We've never had sex? 689
- [sighs] Again, my memory is pretty shot, 690
but I don't think so. 691
Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 692
You wanna head back? 693
- Is that a joke? 694
No. Why would I do that? 695
- I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 696
- That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala's in love. 697
- No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 698
We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 699
Nobody can stand the idea 700
of being alone, 701
so we... buy into this pageantry 702
and celebrate its bullshit. 703
- All right. So no wedding, then. 704
Where do you wanna go? 705
- Oh my God. 706
Maybe it's a karma thing. 707
- What is? - Yeah. 708
What if it's like to get out of this... 709
you have to be selfless and then you're free. 710
- I just bought a hundred-dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 711
- Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 712
like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 713
Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 714
but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 715
You've really never thought about this before? 716
- Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 717
All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 718
what's the most selfless act you can think of? 719
Something that would guarantee this day to end. 720
And I have full faith in your abilities 721
to keep the boat... 722
afloat. 723
And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey. 724
TREVOR: ...is gonna say his vows. 725
- Actually, just-- Sorry, hold on one second. 726
You can take that. 727
[people murmuring] 728
♪ 729
♪ 730
[indiscernible conversation] 731
♪ 732
- [whispering] Are you joking right now? 733
[people murmuring] 734
♪ 735
[breathing heavily] 736
[ground rumbling] 737
TREVOR: All right! Get down! [people screaming] 738
Get down! Get down! 739
RANDY: Down! Hey! Hey! 740
This place-- Get off me! 741
Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 742
This place is a nightmare. 743
JERRY: Randy. TREVOR: It's all right, Randy. 744
Everything is great. 745
Sorry. TREVOR: Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 746
and they approve this marriage! 747
- What the hell did you say to her? 748
- Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 749
Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 750
- Right. 751
- Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 752
Alan. 753
Well, Nyles, this has been great. 754
Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 755
And, hey, in all your future loops, 756
please keep me out of that fucking cave. 757
And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 758
Thank you. 759
Deal with him. 760
- Yeah. - That could be your way out. 761
- Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 762
- Good luck. 763
- [knocking on door] MISTY: Coming! 764
Oh, Sarah? 765
- Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 766
- Oh my God. 767
Are you... 768
BOTH: ...fucking cheating on me? 769
What? 770
This isn't funny. 771
Okay, stop. 772
I'm serious. 773
Stop copying me! 774
Stop pretending like you know everything! 775
[screaming] 776
[Misty crying] 777
- Okay, I'm gonna go. - Wait, what? 778
- And what is this place? 779
- This is kind of a safehouse for me. 780
The family who lives here is out of town. 781
I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 782
♪ John Cale's Barracuda playing ♪ 783
[beer can pops] SARAH: Let's waste some time. 784
♪ Dark woman in the water drowning ♪ 785
♪ Sinking in a funny way ♪ 786
Hey, who's the mustache? 787
- Prick my wife run off with. 788
[rifle cocks] [gunshot] 789
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 790
♪ 791
♪ Dark woman in a cupboard burning ♪ 792
♪ Woman, what have they done ♪ 793
- Whoo! 794
♪ Dark woman like a panther breathing ♪ 795
[thud] [Sarah screams] 796
Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 797
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 798
[jet passes overhead] 799
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 800
♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ 801
Whoo! - This is fucking crazy! 802
SARAH: Whoo! 803
[engine sputtering] 804
- Uh-oh. 805
[distant screaming] 806
♪ Funky electronic music playing ♪ 807
♪ 808
[Sarah grunts] 809
MAN: What the hell? 810
♪ 811
Hyah! 812
♪ 813
[man laughs] 814
BOTH: Whoo! 815
♪ 816
SARAH: Whoo! 817
♪ 818
Hyah! 819
MAN: Hey! Ho! [glass shatters] 820
- Ahh! NYLES: Whoo-hoo! 821
Whoo! 822
- Sarah, where have you been? 823
Tala's pissed. 824
- I missed you. 825
- What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 826
- [chuckles] Uh, all right. 827
- And I want you to wear... this. 828
- Oh. 829
Um, sure. 830
Can I keep my shirt on? 831
[moaning] 832
[all screaming] 833
[shouting] 834
♪ Iwalani Kahalewai's Ulu Palakua playing ♪ 835
- And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 836
- Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 837
- How close are you sticking to my sketch? 838
- I stuck to it exactly. 839
You're gonna love it. 840
- Awesome. - Looks really cool. 841
♪ 842
- Wait! Stop! 843
There is a bomb in the cake. 844
Don't worry. [Tala gasps] 845
[beeping] 846
I used to be a bomb guy. 847
Everyone stand back. 848
[screaming] 849
- Oh my God! 850
- [in French accent] Foiled! You son of a bitch! 851
You ruined my plan! 852
NYLES: Sarah. 853
The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 854
from origins unknown. 855
I'll take her dead or alive. 856
- Put the weapon down. NYLES: Fine. 857
Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then. 858
[grunts] 859
MISTY: Oh my God! Nyles! 860
- How's it going? Is it good? 861
- Yeah, looks really good. 862
- And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 863
- Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right? 864
- Dotted lines. Straight across. 865
- Ready? - Yeah. 866
- Ta-da! 867
- Wow! 868
Thank you. That's beautiful. 869
I'm not that old, though, am I? 870
[pops] 871
♪ Ulu Palakua continues ♪ 872
♪ 873
NYLES: Think of it like this. 874
Everything in this void 875
the space where the candy bar once was 876
but is now in my stomach, 877
is the past. 878
- Mm-hmm. - And everything that's remaining 879
is the future encased in chocolate. 880
- Mm-hmm. - I have no interest in this 881
emptiness, 882
you know, the who, what, why of your past. 883
You got here, that's all that matters. 884
- But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 885
It does. 886
You have to know the whole package. 887
- I disagree. 888
This... the next bite, 889
that's all that matters. 890
- I was married for two years. 891
I knew it wasn't going to work. 892
I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 893
I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 894
I knew it wasn't going to work out 895
as I walked down the aisle. 896
But... I went through with it. 897
And it didn't work out. 898
Now... ignoring all that 899
would make me destined to repeat it. 900
What about you? 901
- Hmm. 902
You gonna tell me anything about-- 903
- There's nothing. 904
- What about your life before you got stuck in here? 905
What was your job? 906
- I honestly can't remember. 907
- Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 908
- No, I'm serious. 909
[sniffs] 910
Wow, it's been 911
such a long time. 912
These are fantastic mushrooms. 913
- Yeah. 914
Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 915
[Nyles chuckles] 916
I am not a fan of this magical desert. 917
- Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 918
- Yeah? - Uh-huh. 919
- Oh wow. 920
Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 921
that you care about me, Nyles. 922
- In what-- 923
No. - In what, what? 924
- Wha-- No. When I say that 925
I feel sorry, it's like, 926
it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 927
that, you know, I finished one beer, 928
and now I have to open a new one. 929
[beer can pops] 930
You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 931
It's just a fleeting feeling. 932
- Right. - It drifts away, 933
just like, uh, they all do. 934
- What do you mean, "It just drifts away 935
like they all do"? 936
Like, what has drifted away? 937
- [exhales] 938
[chuckles] 939
Everything. 940
Anyways, 941
cheers. 942
- To pretending not to care. 943
- I like that. - I know you do. 944
- To pretending-- 945
♪ 946
That's new. 947
- Oh my God. 948
- Do you see them, too? 949
SARAH: Are they real? 950
NYLES: Who cares? 951
♪ 952
♪ 953
[sighs] 954
Night. 955
- Nyles. 956
- Mm-hmm. 957
- Let's just get it over with. 958
- Okay. 959
♪ 960
Wait. - What? 961
What? 962
- I just-- 963
♪ 964
♪ 965
♪ 966
HOWARD: It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. [chuckles] 967
[shower running] 968
[sighs] 969
[shower turns off] 970
- Hey, um, 971
sorry, you, um, you-- you should probably go 972
you know, before somebody sees you. 973
[muffled conversation] 974
NYLES: Sarah. Sarah? 975
- Yeah. 976
- Gotta say, 977
kinda felt 978
a little different this morning. 979
Like, 980
you know, kinda good. 981
'Cause of last night. 982
- Oh yeah. 983
Yeah. 984
- Is that a "Yeah" of regret or-- 985
- Yeah, it was fun. 986
It was fun. 987
- Yeah, sounds like it. 988
- I can't keep waking up in here. 989
- Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 990
but, you know, 991
going to bed maybe just got a little better. 992
Right? - This cop's been following us 993
for miles. 994
NYLES: Oh. SARAH: Right? 995
- Do you wanna talk about it or-- - The cop? 996
- No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 997
You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 998
- What's there to talk about? 999
It's all meaningless, right? 1000
- I mean, 1001
I hope it's not all meaningless. 1002
- So what, we're just littering now? 1003
- God, nothing. 1004
What is this guy's deal? 1005
[engine revving] 1006
[siren chirps] SARAH: Oh, there we go. Finally. 1007
- What are you doing? 1008
- You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 1009
Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 1010
- No. 1011
No, no, no, no, don't. 1012
I think it might be him. 1013
- Him? - Roy. 1014
- Oh, that fucker! [siren chirps] 1015
- Don't stop. 1016
- If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 1017
- No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 1018
I'm serious. I'm serious! 1019
- Help! 1020
He's trying to kill me! 1021
[screams] 1022
He's trying to kill me! 1023
He's trying to kill me! 1024
OFFICER: [on microphone] Sir, step out of the vehicle 1025
with your hands up. 1026
SARAH: Thank you. [crying] 1027
Thank you. 1028
NYLES: Is that him? 1029
OFFICER: Sir, if you do not comply, 1030
I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 1031
- [sighs] 1032
Uh, okay! 1033
I'm coming out! 1034
Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 1035
I thought you were someone else. 1036
ROY: Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 1037
[rifle cocks] 1038
- Hi, Roy. 1039
[tires squealing] [Roy grunts] 1040
[bones crack] - Aahhh! 1041
[tires squealing] 1042
[siren chirps] 1043
SARAH: [on microphone] You called for backup? 1044
- Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 1045
- Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 1046
I just clipped him. 1047
- You did not just clip him. 1048
- He's a fucking sadist. 1049
I-- I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 1050
He was gonna kill you. 1051
- Okay, well, no, thank you. 1052
- Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 1053
- Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 1054
- Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 1055
- Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 1056
Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 1057
Come on, just do it. 1058
[electricity crackles] 1059
I'm touching your bike. 1060
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 1061
- [garbled] Who the fuck is she? 1062
NYLES: What the hell is going on with you? 1063
SARAH: What? It got a little out of hand. 1064
- You think. - [giggles] Sorry. 1065
- The pain is real. 1066
Why can't you understand that? 1067
- It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 1068
Those are your words. - No. Pain matters! 1069
What we do to other people matters! 1070
Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 1071
It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 1072
It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 1073
We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 1074
- Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 1075
I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. - No, Sarah, fuck you. 1076
Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 1077
which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 1078
Oww! See? A child. 1079
OFFICER: Shut the fuck up over there! 1080
- I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 1081
- I tried to stop you. 1082
Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 1083
But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 1084
- Are you serious right now? 1085
I followed you into that cave because I liked you 1086
and someone was trying to hurt you. 1087
Because I give a shit, 1088
which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 1089
If I had known that I was going to be stuck 1090
with a pretentious, sad bully 1091
for the rest of eternity, 1092
I would have stayed so far away from you, 1093
and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 1094
- Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 1095
- What? 1096
[stammers] 1097
What did you say? 1098
- Wha-- I didn't say-- - Answer me. 1099
- [exhales heavily] 1100
I lied, okay. 1101
We did hook up before. 1102
A lot. 1103
All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 1104
But it was different then. 1105
It was always just gonna reset. 1106
And then you got stuck in here and-- 1107
I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 1108
[siren wailing in distance] 1109
I didn't wanna tell you! 1110
So I didn't. 1111
Okay. 1112
- I'm getting out of this day. 1113
- Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1114
[horn blares] Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1115
Hey. Pia. 1116
What room is Sarah staying at? 1117
Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 1118
- Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 1119
Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 1120
But she isn't in there. 1121
- Where is she? - No one knows. 1122
Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 1123
- So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 1124
She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 1125
- Nyles, what are you doing? - Sarah! 1126
Come on out! 1127
Come on out! 1128
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1129
- Sarah! 1130
Sarah! 1131
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1132
- Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 1133
- Oh, don't say that. 1134
- No, Howard. 1135
Once again, Pia is right. 1136
Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 1137
- Who are you? 1138
- Misty's boyfriend. 1139
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1140
NYLES: Where is she? 1141
Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 1142
You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 1143
- I don't-- I don't feel safe with him in the ho-- 1144
I feel like we should call the cops. 1145
That's, like, honestly-- NYLES: Sarah! 1146
- I don't feel safe anymore. 1147
MISTY: And how gorgeous are these two? 1148
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 1149
TREVOR: Hmm. 1150
MISTY: We're so bad. TREVOR: Hmm. 1151
- Hold my leg up. [softly] Wake up. 1152
RANDY: ...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 1153
JERRY: Randy, you have the best stories. 1154
RANDY: I know. ALL: Hey! 1155
- Oh my God. 1156
The wedding guy's here. 1157
- Yeah. - I need a breather. 1158
Can I, can I-- - Oh, please. 1159
Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 1160
[Abe sniffs] 1161
ABE: Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 1162
[sniffs] 1163
That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 1164
don't mind if I do. 1165
[sniffs] JERRY: That's good, right? 1166
[sniffs] 1167
[indiscernible conversations] 1168
- Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 1169
JERRY: I never wanna be married. 1170
- You okay, dude? - Did you two sleep in here last night? 1171
- No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 1172
before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 1173
Why? 1174
- Abe slept here last night? 1175
JERRY: Yeah. What's up? 1176
- So fucking beautiful. 1177
- Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1178
- Uh, 1179
excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1180
- What's he talking about? 1181
NYLES: Your sister and Abraham 1182
boned each other. 1183
- She wakes up with him every single day 1184
and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1185
God, no wonder she hates herself. 1186
Here, smell this. 1187
From Abe's room. ABE: Shut up and sit down. 1188
You're drunk. - Nyles, what are you doing? 1189
- Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1190
- That isn't true, is it? 1191
- What? No. No! 1192
This guy's been drunk all day. 1193
- That may be accurate. 1194
However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1195
the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1196
the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1197
Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1198
- Oh my God. 1199
- I didn't think so. 1200
- Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1201
- Abe, let's take a walk. 1202
- You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1203
- You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1204
with her sister? 1205
And you know what, fuck all of you. 1206
Sarah's a good person, 1207
but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you-- 1208
[grunts] [women scream] 1209
WOMAN: Hey! 1210
[Nyles grunts] ABE: Come here. 1211
- Stay back! WOMAN: What are you doing? 1212
[glass shatters] 1213
- Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1214
[both grunt] 1215
ALL: Ohh! 1216
- Misty's boyfriend! 1217
- Oh wow. 1218
- Oh my God, oh my God! 1219
Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1220
[crowd cheering, applauding] 1221
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1222
the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance. 1223
[cheering] 1224
PIA: Tala, 1225
you know that I'm not great with words, but 1226
I do love you more than anything. 1227
[can pops] 1228
So, we're going to perform a number 1229
that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1230
It's a song that I want you two to remember 1231
when you fall into hard times. 1232
Love can get you through anything. 1233
HOWARD: And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1234
♪ 1235
HOWARD/PIA: ♪ How gentle is the rain ♪ 1236
♪ That falls softly on the meadow ♪ 1237
[Nyles wailing] 1238
- I miss her, Jerry. 1239
JERRY: Who? 1240
- Sarah. - Wilder? 1241
Oh. 1242
I didn't know you knew her. 1243
- I love her. 1244
- I see. 1245
That's interesting. 1246
[continues crying] 1247
MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1248
♪ 1249
♪ 1250
NYLES: Roy! 1251
I'm turning myself in! 1252
Torture me, I don't care! 1253
- Motherfucker. 1254
- You were right, it's dark down here! 1255
- What the fuck are you doing here? 1256
- Hey, Roy. 1257
I give up. You win. 1258
ROY: It's okay, everybody. 1259
It's my nephew. 1260
Thanks for your concern. 1261
[door opens, closes] 1262
You cannot be here. 1263
WOMAN: Who was that man? - Fuck! 1264
- Oh. ROY: Hey, hon. 1265
This is 1266
- Nyles. - Nyles 1267
He's an old friend. 1268
Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1269
GIRL: You look sad. 1270
ROY: Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1271
[sighs] 1272
Twins. 1273
Do you believe I made these at my age? 1274
If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1275
I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1276
So, here's to Mai Tais. 1277
[bottles clink] 1278
- So, this is your life? 1279
- Not bad, huh? 1280
Beautiful wife, 1281
beautiful kids. 1282
Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1283
It's weird. 1284
But... it's beautiful. 1285
- What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1286
- Things change, you know. 1287
Priorities change. 1288
[sighs] 1289
Okay, so what are you doing here? 1290
Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1291
- I don't know, I-- 1292
I hadn't seen you in a while. - Yeah, no shit. 1293
I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1294
Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1295
- Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1296
- I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1297
I mean, 1298
I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1299
never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1300
I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1301
I mean, I didn't really 1302
comprehend what I was putting you through. 1303
That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1304
This was always a good day here. 1305
You know. 1306
My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1307
Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1308
Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1309
where we're all animals. 1310
I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1311
I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1312
You gotta find your Irvine. 1313
- I don't have an Irvine. 1314
- We all have an Irvine. 1315
Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1316
with the cop car, anyway? - Don't call her that. 1317
- You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1318
Did you learn nothing from all this? 1319
- She followed me in. 1320
- Well, at least you have each other. 1321
Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1322
Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1323
- Can I stay for dinner? - No, man, look, I-- 1324
I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1325
It's not you, it's me. 1326
- Could you kill me one more time? 1327
You could still [sniffles] 1328
beat the traffic? 1329
- All right. Side yard. 1330
I hope you find it, man. 1331
- Yeah. 1332
[sighs] 1333
[grunts softly] 1334
SARAH: I'm getting out of this day. 1335
- Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1336
[horn blares] Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1337
HOWARD: It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1338
- Hey. - Shut up. 1339
That was awful and crazy 1340
and it should never have happened, 1341
and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1342
that is coming toward us 1343
because we are very shitty people. 1344
But... I am done being shitty. 1345
[sighs] 1346
- Fuck. 1347
[crying] 1348
Wh-- What did we do? That was-- that was so stupid 1349
I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1350
- Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. ABE: I'm like my dad! 1351
♪ 1352
♪ 1353
♪ 1354
♪ 1355
- There's only one possible future given the laws of our-- 1356
- Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1357
to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1358
- Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1359
♪ 1360
- You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1361
♪ 1362
[device beeping] 1363
♪ 1364
SARAH: Wake up. 1365
[inhales deeply] 1366
- Hey. 1367
You're here? - Yep. 1368
- Well, 1369
it's good to see you. 1370
You look, you look great. 1371
- Yeah, well, I can't age. 1372
- Right. [knocking on door] 1373
MISTY: Let me in, Sarah. 1374
You can't lock me out of my own room. 1375
Nyles! 1376
Ugh! 1377
- So, how have you been? 1378
- Ugh, so bad. 1379
I mean, 1380
No, yeah, really, really bad. 1381
Look, can I just say something? 1382
I'm so sorry, 1383
for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1384
And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1385
and staying away for so long. 1386
But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1387
and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1388
before I screwed it up, you know. 1389
So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1390
- Thank you. 1391
Are you done? 1392
- Yeah. - Cool. 1393
So, 1394
I think I found a way out. 1395
- Huh? 1396
- We are trapped in a box of energy. 1397
We get out of it by escaping the box 1398
in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1399
to travel through the loop itself. 1400
- And by "escaping the box," you mean-- 1401
- We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1402
And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1403
it will propel us 1404
out. 1405
- To where? 1406
- I don't know. 1407
We could wake up, and it's today, 1408
we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1409
or, you know, we could be dead 1410
under a pile of rocks. 1411
There's really no way to be sure, 1412
that's why it's a theory. 1413
But we have to try. 1414
- Yeah, I guess. 1415
Do we, though? I mean, 1416
I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1417
Remember the whole karma thing? 1418
- This is different. 1419
I tested it. 1420
- Tested it? How? 1421
- Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1422
and I, I blew her up. 1423
I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1424
Can you zip me up? - Wait. 1425
The goat is gone? 1426
- Mm-hmm. 1427
That's crazy, right? 1428
So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1429
we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1430
we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1431
- Well-- 1432
I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1433
- What? No. What are you talking about? 1434
- Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1435
What's the big rush, you know, 1436
in case something actually does happen? 1437
- Holy shit. 1438
Are you scared to leave? 1439
- What? No. 1440
Not at all. 1441
I just don't want to leave. 1442
There's a difference. - Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1443
- I wanna stay with you. 1444
Look, I love you, okay. 1445
How about that? 1446
- What? 1447
- I love you. 1448
- You-- [stammers] 1449
How can you even know that? 1450
I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1451
- No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1452
- Oh my God. Nyles. 1453
I-- So you, you're, 1454
you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1455
with millions of other people to choose from, 1456
you would still choose me? - Yeah. 1457
But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1458
It's a world with death and poverty, 1459
debilitating emotional distress. 1460
At least in here, we get to be together. 1461
- You have lost your mind. 1462
- Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1463
Don't be so afraid of it. 1464
- This isn't real, Nyles. 1465
Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1466
- So what? 1467
I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1468
Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1469
And if your plan works, 1470
that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1471
- How do you know about that? 1472
- [sighs] 1473
Orchid Explosion 1474
by Fournier. 1475
But it doesn't matter! 1476
I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1477
- I can't keep waking up in there. 1478
- Just ignore it. 1479
- I need my life back. 1480
And I am asking you 1481
if you want to leave this place 1482
and come with me. 1483
- And I'm saying no. 1484
But I'm also asking you to stay. 1485
♪ 1486
- Goodbye, Nyles. 1487
- What? 1488
Sarah. 1489
[door closes] 1490
- Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1491
- We should break up. 1492
- What? - You don't like me. 1493
- I don't like you, 1494
but I don't think we should break up. 1495
- What? - People don't break up with me. 1496
This is so fucked up. 1497
- Okay. - I'm breaking up with you. 1498
I had the idea first. 1499
♪ John Cale's You Know More Than I Know playing ♪ 1500
♪ The blind may see ♪ 1501
♪ But stay behind relief ♪ 1502
♪ Of all ♪ 1503
♪ Liability and greed ♪ 1504
♪ And there's nothing more you need ♪ 1505
- Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1506
I love your haircut. - Me too. 1507
MISTY: Without further ado, let me bring up 1508
the actual maid of honor, 1509
the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1510
[applause] 1511
Good luck, girl. 1512
SARAH: Thank you, Misty. 1513
Um, when I was 12, 1514
I had just started at this new school 1515
and I was truly terrified of the world, 1516
and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1517
And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1518
And I find Tala 1519
asleep next to me, 1520
holding me. 1521
She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1522
and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1523
because she thought that might help. 1524
And she was, like, five years old. 1525
And I never had another nightmare. 1526
Uh, you have this 1527
selflessness and this hopefulness 1528
that's really... special. 1529
It's really rare. 1530
[chuckles] 1531
[Sarah sniffles] 1532
Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1533
but I will today and forever, 1534
and ever and ever, 1535
be learning from you. 1536
Um-- 1537
And now, Abe, [sniffles] 1538
don't fuck this up. 1539
[both chuckle] 1540
- I won't. 1541
- Good. 1542
♪ 1543
[sniffs deeply] 1544
- You smell so good. 1545
I love you. 1546
- I love you, too. 1547
So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1548
And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1549
Okay. 1550
- That was a lovely speech, dear. 1551
- Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1552
- You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1553
- Yeah. 1554
- Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1555
Good luck. 1556
♪ Country music playing on radio ♪ 1557
- You okay, sweetheart? 1558
- I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1559
so I'll never feel ever again. 1560
- What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1561
- That's his first drink. 1562
- I thought I knew how to live. 1563
I didn't. 1564
Or I don't? 1565
- Honey, take a look around. 1566
Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1567
♪ Leonard Cohen's The Partisan playing ♪ 1568
♪ Les Allemands etaient chez moi ♪ 1569
♪ Ils me dirent, "Signe-toi," ♪ 1570
♪ Mais je n'ai pas peur ♪ 1571
NYLES: Oh my God. 1572
I'm an idiot. 1573
- You sure he didn't take anything? 1574
- Kid's just moping there. 1575
[glass shatters] 1576
- I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1577
- You talk to me like that, 1578
you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1579
[breathing heavily] 1580
- Thanks, Ted, 1581
♪ 1582
♪ 1583
[thud] 1584
No. No! 1585
Ohh! 1586
Damn it! 1587
[gunshots] 1588
Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1589
Please, I-- I need help. 1590
A ride, anything. 1591
- Who the fuck are you? 1592
- Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1593
at a bar in Aberdeen. 1594
She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1595
You never saw her again. 1596
Spuds, 1597
I'm your son. 1598
- I always had a feeling. 1599
[sighs] 1600
♪ 1601
NYLES: Sarah! 1602
Sarah, wait! 1603
Wait! 1604
I get it now. You were right. 1605
I was scared, 1606
but I'm not anymore! 1607
Look, Sarah, 1608
from the first time that I saw you-- 1609
- No, stop. Stop it. 1610
Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1611
all right. 1612
You get one more sentence. 1613
- Okay. 1614
Okay. 1615
Even though I pretend not to be, 1616
I've realized that I'm completely co-dependent, 1617
but I'm cool with it 1618
because I think that life should be shared now, 1619
and I need you to survive. 1620
- Okay. 1621
That's your one sentence. - I need you to survive, comma, 1622
but it's so much more than that... 1623
uh, colon. 1624
[chuckles] 1625
I know you better than anyone knows you. 1626
And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1627
you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1628
you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1629
and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1630
Ampersand. 1631
You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1632
and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1633
that the person I like the most in my entire life 1634
would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1635
but you know what else has crazy odds? 1636
Getting stuck in a time loop. 1637
Dot, dot, dot-- 1638
- Ellipses. - Ellipses, thank you. 1639
- It's called an ellipses. 1640
- Ellipses, look, 1641
I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1642
but it's really irrelevant to me 1643
as long as I'm with you. 1644
And if it kills us, well then 1645
[sighs] 1646
I'd rather die with you 1647
than live in this world without you, 1648
emphatic period. 1649
- That was a grammatical nightmare. 1650
- Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1651
- I mean, an emphatic period is just a-- it's just an exclamation point. 1652
- I didn't want to seem desperate. 1653
- What if we get sick of each other? 1654
- We're already sick of each other. 1655
It's the best. 1656
- I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1657
But there-- there's 1658
a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1659
with you in it. 1660
- Yeah. 1661
Less mundane. 1662
That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1663
- Okay. 1664
- Okay. 1665
- Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1666
- Okay. 1667
♪ Kate Bush's Cloudbusting playing ♪ 1668
So, 1669
was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1670
- It's too late, you've already committed. 1671
- Damn it! 1672
Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1673
- Your mom's house. - Okay. This was a mistake. 1674
- Your mom's a mistake. - All right. 1675
♪ 1676
- In case I don't see you again, 1677
I love you, too. 1678
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1679
♪ We're cloudbusting, daddy ♪ 1680
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1681
[beep] 1682
[explosion booms] 1683
- So, now what do we do? 1684
- Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1685
- You have a dog? 1686
- Yeah. Fred. 1687
- You have a dog named Fred? - I do. 1688
- You've never mentioned this. 1689
- Never came up. 1690
- Where is he? - With a neighbor. 1691
- What kind of dog is he? 1692
- He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1693
- "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1694
- Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1695
- I guess they come back November 10th. 1696
[both laugh] 1697
♪ Darryl Hall & John Oates' When the Morning Comes playing ♪ 1698
♪ 1699
♪ I went downtown to see milady ♪ 1700
♪ She stood me up and I stood there waiting ♪ 1701
♪ But it'll be all right ♪ 1702
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1703
♪ Now I'm up in the air with the rain in my hair ♪ 1704
♪ I've got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere ♪ 1705
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1706
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1707
♪ Just in passing I'm not asking ♪ 1708
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1709
♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1710
♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1711
- Hey, shit bird. 1712
I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1713
That is a pretty crazy theory. 1714
You really think it could work? 1715
- I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1716
I'm Nyles. 1717
- Hi. 1718
- Hi. 1719
- No way. 1720
Wow! 1721
- Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1722
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 1723
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1724
♪ 1725
♪ 1726
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1727
♪ 1728
♪ Just in passing, I'm not asking ♪ 1729
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1730
♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1731
♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1732
♪ Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old ♪ 1733
♪ Standing here waiting on you ♪ 1734
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1735
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1736
♪ 1737
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1738
♪ 1739
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1740
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1741
♪ 1742
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1743
♪ 1744
♪ S.E. Rogie's Man Stupid Being playing ♪ 1745
♪ 1746
♪ 1747
♪ Let me give you a little experience ♪ 1748
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1749
♪ I'm gonna give you a little experience ♪ 1750
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1751
♪ They are full of disappointments ♪ 1752
♪ They are never, never on time ♪ 1753
♪ They don't keep to an appointment ♪ 1754
♪ They don't hesitate to lie ♪ 1755
♪ They will tell you this when they mean that ♪ 1756
♪ I wish I could give them up ♪ 1757
♪ But as a man, how can I ♪ 1758
♪ These women, necessary evil ♪ 1759
♪ Ah, man, oh, man ♪ 1760
♪ Yes, man stupid being ♪ 1761
♪ 1762
♪ 1763
♪ Their five p. m. is ten a. m. ♪ 1764
♪ Their Monday is Wednesday ♪ 1765
♪ And when you try to chastise them ♪ 1766
♪ They never come your way ♪ 1767
♪ The only time they keep to an appointment ♪ 1768
♪ Is when in desperate need ♪ 1769
♪ They will tell you all sorts of lies ♪ 1770
♪ Just to get what they need ♪ 1771
♪ And man, him so stupid ♪ 1772
♪ Would give them all they need ♪ 1773
♪ Forgetting all the disappointments ♪ 1774
♪ And all their previous lies ♪ 1775
♪ Ah, man, oh, man, yeah ♪ 1776
♪ Man is ever ♪ 1777
♪ 1778
♪ I say man stupid being ♪ 1779
♪ 1780
♪ 1781
♪ Man stupid ♪ 1782
♪ 1783
♪ Man stupid being ♪