又一家新的奶茶店 Oo, hoo-hoo! Another new Boba place!
进去看看吧 Let's check it out.
等等 等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it.
你们这是要去哪啊 Where do you think you're going?
喝奶茶啊 Uhh... to get Boba?
不行 新规定 裸体不能进 Nuh-uh... no naked people allowed... new policy.
但我们一直都是裸着的 But we're naked always.
不管我的事 要么穿衣服要么走 Not my problem. Get some clothes or get lost.
没关系 胖胖 我们会搞定的 It's okay, Pan Pan, we'll figure something out.
我有主意了 I got an idea.
真会想办法啊 棕熊 Good thinking, Grizz.
我们现在应该能把衣服脱了 I guess we can get rid of these clothes now.
不知道你们怎么想 但我想就这么穿着 I don't know about you guys, but I'm keeping mine.
这西装太棒了 I mean, this suit is great!
我感觉自己... 很有地位 I feel so... important.
而且 非常合身 Besides, it fits me perfectly,
我的屁股看起来也很翘 and it makes my butt look good too, you know?
感觉很舒服 Feels comfortable... Huh?
先生 请坐下 Sir, please sit down,
还是你想让整个公司都迟到 or do you want to get your whole company late for work?
嘿 你是新来的吗 Hey, are you the new guy?
是我 我也是你们其中一员 Um, yeah... that's me. I'm one of you guys!
棕熊 我们... 棕熊 Grizz, do we... Grizz?
你去哪了 Where did he go?
我还以为他跟在后面呢 I thought he was right behind us.
我说"沙漠 And I said "Desert?
我还以为你说甜点呢" I thought you meant dessert!"
他似乎交到了新朋友 Oh, I guess he made some new friends.
好吧 Oh, well.
随地乱丢垃圾 Mm, Mm Mm. Throwing trash on the ground, eh?
啧啧 你被捕了 Tsk tsk tsk! You're under arrest!
不 我的... 意思是... 我没有... No! I was just... I mean... I... wasn't...
我和你开玩笑呢 Ahh, I'm just playin' with you.
顺便说一句 我喜欢你的羊毛衫 Oh, I like your cardigan, by the way.
其实你穿的一身我都挺喜欢的 伙计 Actually, I like your overall style, man.
是吗 Really?
我叫萨姆 I'm Sam, by the way.
我叫胖达 Oh. Um, I'm Panda?
等等 你是熊猫 你名字的意思也是"熊猫" Wait, you're a panda, and your name's "Panda?"
是吗 Uh, yeah?
太有趣了 That is so funny!
我觉得有点怪异 I guess that is kind of weird.
那你车上怎么有两个座位 So, uh, what's up with the extra seat on your bike?
你是在问我有没有男朋友吗 Uh-huh. Are you asking me if I have a boyfriend?
不是 我不是在... 我就是... Oh, no! I wasn't trying to... I just mean... I was just...
没有 没人陪我一起骑单车 Nope, I don't have anyone to ride this bike with.
好吧 真棒 Oh. Okay, cool.
来吧 过来 Here! Come on!
噢 好的 Oh. Okay.
太棒了 That's awesome.
先生 请过来一下 Sir, sir! Over here, please!
白熊会打死狗仔队的 Ice Bear will destroy paparazzi.
抱歉 先生 Oh, oh, uh, excuse me, man.
其实我是一名时尚摄影师 I'm actually a fashion photographer,
而且我很喜欢你的行头 and I just love your look...
简单的配色和材质 The simple color scheme, the composition...
我就喜欢你这种极简主义风格 I just love the minimalist style you're going for.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
白熊很高兴能帮忙 Ice Bear happy to help.
我喜欢你说话的方式 I love the way you talk.
嘿 你有时间吗 Hey, you got some time?
我有些朋友想介绍给你 I have some friends that you should really meet.
白熊只能去见你的朋友 Ice Bear is down to meet some friends.
税务报表准备好了 We'll have those T.P.S. Reports
明早就发过去 ready for delivery tomorrow morning.
之前是挺有趣的 但我得走了 Well, this was fun, but I should get going.
嘿 新来的 过来 Hey, come on, new guy!
嘿 大伙们 给你们介绍一个新来的 Hey, everyone, I want you to meet the new guy!
新来的 我都不知道还有职位空缺 New guy. I didn't know there was a job opening.
他们让你来干嘛 What have they got you doing?
办公职员 Um... office stuff?
你很有趣 菜鸟 You're funny, newbie!
你很适合在这里工作 新来的 You're gonna fit right in here, new guy.
他来了 He's coming!
- 谁啊 - 他来了 - Huh? Who? What? - He's coming!
他来了 He's coming!
- 他来了 - 所有人 快回去工作 - He's coming! - Everyone, get back to work!
嘿 干得不错 Hey, great work!
太棒了 Fantastic!
很棒 继续加油 Loving it, just great.
- 你好 先生 - 你好 小员工 - Hello, sir. - Hello, employee!
是老板 The boss!
嘿 朋友 介意挪一点位子吗 Uh, hey friend, um, mind scooting a bit?
不 走开 No! Get away!
我应该和你们说过不要再对我下跪了 I thought I told you fellas to stop groveling at my feet.
你一定是新来的 叫什么啊 小子 You must be new. What's your name, son?
棕熊 Um, Grizz.
棕熊 我猜猜 第一天上班吧 Grizz, huh? Let me guess, first day?
没错 Yep.
临时工 我喜欢 Casual. I like it!
你觉得这里怎么样 How are you enjoying it here?
这家公司要怎么更上一次层楼呢 What can this company do to be better?
想大一点 Uh... think bigger!
非传统 Hmm. Unorthodox...
而大胆 and bold!
我喜欢 I like it!
实际上 我打算提拔你 In fact, I'm gonna give you a promotion.
"演讲主管" 你觉得怎么样 "Director of Presentations." How does that sound?
- 好啊 - 太棒了 - Okay. - Fantastic!
今天结束时 我要听一个演讲 I want a presentation by the end of the day.
演什么 Uh, presen-ta-what?
期待你的一鸣惊人哦 I expect big things from you!
可我都不知道这公司是干嘛的 But I don't even know what this company does.
- 你相信我吗 - 什么 - Hey, do you trust me? - Huh?
你相信我吗 Do you trust me?!
当然相信 Yeah, sure!
好的 那就走着 Okay! Here we go, then!
- 准备好了吗 - 等等 什么 - Ready? - Wait, what!?
不 No!
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
跟我来 Come on.
你要去哪 Where you going?
等等 我爬不上去 Wait, wait. I can't go up there.
胆小鬼 Chicken!
好吧 Uh, okay, uh, fine.
快点啊 胖达 快一点 Ah, come on, Panda! On the double!
干得好 快来 Attaboy. Come on, come on, come on!
我们来这干嘛 Ugh. Why are we here?
我湿透了 而且很冷 I'm so wet and cold
还很难受 and miserable right now.
别抱怨了 你这话和我前男... Oh, stop it. You sound like my whinny ex...
胖达 你在干... Huh? Panda, what are you...
天哪 天哪 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
我要嫁给你 Yes! I will marry you!
等等 不是 我不是... Wait, no, I wasn't...
我很高兴 I'm so happy!
但我就是... But I was just, uh...
我爱你 I love you.
你爱我 You... you love me?
我们得去和爹地说 We need to tell Daddy!
爹地 Daddy?
你是说你爸爸吗 You mean your father?
没错 Yep! Ugh!
我等不及想看他惊讶的脸了 I can't wait to see his surprised face!
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go, let's go!
可我... But... But I...
没错 Yes!
太棒了 Awesome.
难以置信 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, fabulous!
好了 休息一下 Okay, taking a quick break.
看起来太胖了 把他修瘦一点 Mm, that looks a bit too chubby. Slim him down a bit?
- 那看起来不像白熊 - 嘿 伙计 - That doesn't look like Ice Bear. - Oh, uh, hey there.
是我的话就不会纠结这个 You know, I wouldn't worry about this stuff right now.
走吧 我们去做些准备 Here, come on, let's go get you ready.
快看 完美 Voila! He is perfection!
还没有 不够完美 Not yet he's not.
我们要把这里修复一下 We're gonna pull back this tissue here,
把这几层缝起来 让毛皮的质感更突出 merge these layers to really accentuate the fur grain,
然后把这些全都削掉 and we're just gonna get rid of this altogether.
然后就完成了 你会很漂亮的 And, done! You're gonna be beautiful.
完美 Perfect.
白熊是不会动手术的 Ice Bear won't go under the knife.
什么 我可是... 好吧 What?! I was... I was... okay, okay, okay.
计划二 我需要一桶遮瑕膏 Plan B... I'm gonna need a bucket of concealer...
还有一条腰带 and a girdle.
这样不行啊 Oh, this isn't gonna work.
这样不行啊 Ohh, this isn't gonna work.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what I'm doing.
我都不知道这公司叫什么 I don't even know what this company is called!
可所有人都在指望我 Ugh, but everyone's counting on me.
棕棕 好吧 我还有五分钟 Grr! Okay. I've got five minutes.
我不知道怎么办 I don't know what I'm doing,
但我要全身心地投入 but I am going to put my whole heart into it!
女士们 先生们 董事会的成员们 Ladies and gentlemen, members of the board,
请欢迎我们的新演讲主管 please welcome our new Director of Presentations!
好的 谢谢 All right. Thank you.
蚂蚁 原子 Ants... atoms...
虾米 a shrimp.
你问我"这些东西有什么共同点" "What do these things have in common," You ask?
小 Small.
但这些小东西意味着什么 But what does this smallness mean?
意味着没有"甜甜圈的周五" It means no "Donut Fridays."
没有"甜甜圈的周五"意味着员工不高兴 No "Donut Fridays" Means unhappy employees,
最糟糕的是 小意味着... 更小的收益 and worst of all, small means... smaller profits.
女士们 先生们 不要恐慌 Ladies and gentlemen, there's no reason to panic,
我来此的目的 就是解决这个问题 for the reason I am here is to give a solution.
方法就是想大一点 And that solution is to think big!
巨轮卡车 总统山 玉米卷 Monster trucks! Mount Rushmores! Burritos!
这些是我们公司需要拓展的业务 These are things our company should strive for.
很简单吧 It's that simple!
更大的主意 更大的目标 更大的字体 Bigger ideas, bigger goals, bigger fonts.
朋友们 回答就是 大大大 The answer my friends... is big, big, big!
结束了 The end.
我... I'm...
爹地 我有个大新闻 Daddy, I have wonderful news!
我们能休息一会儿吗 Can we take a rest for a minute, please?
萨曼莎 Samantha?!
这么闯进来什么意思 What's the meaning of this intrusion?
我们要结婚了 爹地 We're getting married, Daddy!
结婚 Married? Hmm.
告诉我 为什么要结婚 萨曼莎 So, tell me, how did this happen, Samantha?
来吧 告诉他 Come on, tell him.
好的 先生 Oh! Uhh, yeah, sir.
我们一起骑车 穿过了洗车房... We were on a bike. We went through a car wash...
然后在广告牌的顶端 他向我求婚了 And then he proposed to me on top of the billboard!
太浪漫了 It was so romantic.
在广告牌顶求婚 Proposed on top of a billboard?
我也是这么向你妈求婚的 That's how I proposed to your mother!
我喜欢你的风格 伟大的人想法总是相似 I like your style! Great men think alike.
我同意你娶我家女儿 You have my permission to wed my daughter!
兄弟 你订婚了 Bro, you're engaged?
而你 And you!
我不知道你在说什么 但我喜欢 I didn't understand a thing you said, but I love it!
- 就这么干 - 等等 什么 - Let's do it! - Wait, what, really?
没错 我们新公司 Yes. And I have just the perfect new spokesman
有了一位完美的代言人 for our new venture!
什么 要卖我的小兄弟吗 What? We're selling my little brother?
不 是他卖我们 No, no, no. He's selling us.
他是我们奶茶连锁店的新代言人 He's the new spokesman for our chain of Boba shops.
珍珠辣妈奶茶店 Bobarama!
你的点子 他的时尚 Your ideas, his style,
和我完美的女婿一起 and a perfect son-in-law on my side!
我们会赚翻的 We'll make millions!
钱 Money!
请救救白熊 Please save ice bear.
通知所有股东 我们的股票要翻三倍了 Notify the shareholders, we're gonna triplify our stocks!
然后把市场部的电话接进来 And get me marketing on the line.
大家都等等 Hold up, everybody!
棕熊 Um, Grizz?
从那上面下来 Get down from there!
我不会... I will no... Whoop!
太棒了 Yeah!
洗车 Whoo! Car wash!
我和你一起 兄弟 I'm with you, bro!
胖达 这是怎么回事 Panda. What is this?
你裸体了 You're... naked.
萨姆 这才是真正的我 真实的样子 Sam, this is who I really am. This is my true form.
好吧 结婚的事情 Uh, well, I think we should take some time
我们还需要谈谈 to think about this marriage.
当然 是该谈谈 Uh-huh. We really should.
自由 Freedom.
我讨厌这么说 但我们熊熊 I hate to say this, but we bears
不适合这样的熊生 are not suited for this lifestyle.
- 你要辞职了吗 - 没错 - Are you leaving the company? -Yes.
我们就此辞职 CEO先生 Consider this our resignation, Mr. CEO.
向前冲 兄弟们 为了自由 Onward, brothers... to freedom!
我们是裸体的 We're naked.
你有什么意见吗 You got a problem with that?
我裸体 我自豪 Mm! I'm proud of my naked body!
自由 自由 Freedom. Freedom.
太高兴了 我们不用 Huh. So glad we're not wearing
穿那些可笑的衣服了 those ridiculous clothes, guys.
好好上了一课 Lesson well learned.
白熊想自由地喝珍珠奶茶 Ice Bear wants a freedom Boba.
- 去珍珠辣妈吗 - 换家店吧 - From Bobarama? - Ugh. Let's try somewhere else.
珍珠辣妈的股票上季度跌了22% Shares in Bobarama actually dropped 22% last quarter.