It is.It's too much.
No,no,no,no.Not...
What is it?
New bookstore opened.
It looks like a good bookstore.
All right,well,look,I should get back to work.
Oh,yeah,okay.
But thank you.This was really great.
Good,I'm glad you liked it.Bye.
I'll call you later. Okay.
a season for peaches henri-micheal de momourant
Oh,no.No,this cannot be happening.
Excuse me,uh...
what is this book? A Season For Peaches.
It's the bestseller from France.English translation came in today.
Okay,what's it about?
Kind of like,Bridges of Madison County meets The Notebook meets ...porn.
Oh,my God.Plot,please.
Uh,this Frenchman seduces this young American girl and then they get married.
I can't remember where.
His family's chapel in Burgundy.
Oh,so you read it. No.
I lived it.
I'm Peaches.
Here you go.
Oh,trusty neck pillow.
What did Ryan do to you?
So you're really going to Seattle?
You don't want to marry a girl,you've got to ask her father's permission,Ryan.
It's the polite thing to do.
Yeah,except you don't want to get married,which you could still tell her,you know.
Not a chance.
So you guys are really gonna walk down the aisle because neither of you is willing to back down.
This is where Dr.Roberts comes in.
He rejects me,this whole game of chicken ends and I don't have to be the bad guy.
But are you positive that he's gonna say "no"?
I mean,I thought you guys bonded before he left.
There was some golf watching.
There may have even been some sandwich eating.
But deep down inside,he still sees me as the skinny 16-year-old boy trying to seduce his daughter.
I just need to remind him of that.
Brilliant plan.Good luck getting rejected.
Fortunately,it's something I excel at.
Taylor. Uh-huh.
Ryan,can I talk to you for just a second?
Yeah,sure.
Is anything wrong? Oh,no.
Well,nothing big.
A teensy little thing.
So Michiko Kakatani called it "a sexual epic," which I think is a real stretch.
It's already been banned in Texas,so we don't have to worry about people there reading it.
I debated even telling you about this,but you know my policy- full disclosure.
So,how are you?
Okay?
Your ex-husband wrote this about you.
A novel,not a memoir.
It's a big difference.Ask James Frey.
It's just that things between us have been so good lately,
and I wouldn't want one silly,erotic novel to change all that.
So I'm gonna ask you a favor.
Please don't read it.
Look,I've never read a romance novel before.
Shocker. And I'm not gonna start now.
Thank you.
I'm gonna put this away now and we will never have to talk about it again.
Until the movie comes out. Yeah,right.
Like they could make a movie about that.
Maybe on DVD at the adult video store.
Bye.
Yes.
No.
What are the numbers on this guy?
Uh,six feet,190.
18% body fat.
Nope.No good.
You know Mrs.Jacobson,she likes her boys straight out of Muscle Beach.
Okay,these two should do.
Tell her she can have either at $2,500,gratuity not included.
And here comes Kirsten.Go on,get out of here right now,thank you.
Hi,Kiki.
Hello,Spencer.
How's your dad? Good.
Still in Dubai buying a fleet of limos or...
maybe they were camels,can't remember.
See ya.
What's he doing here?
Oh,he was just helping me move some furniture.
Everything looks the same.
Yeah,it looked terrible,so I had him move it back.
Would you like me to help you return those calls?
I got it.
Ooh,better get this.Work,work,work.
Oh,and thanks for the coffee.
Hello
Morning.
Hey.
What do you think of updos?
Are you reading Modern Bride?
As we speak,Seth is on his way to Seattle to ask my dad if he can marry me.
So,here comes the bride,I guess.
Summer,do you realize what you're doing?
You're about to enter into a doomed marriage.
I don't know,Seth seems really committed.
Look,I think I might marry him someday,so maybe there's no point in waiting.
So,living with me and the story of my divorce has taught you nothing.
No offense,Taylor,but you married some French dude you knew for,like,nine seconds.
This is a little different.
Okay,I see I need to get more into your wheel house if I'm gonna drive this home.
What about Holly? From high school?
Yes,she got married last summer.Why don't you call her?
She could give you a preview of life as a wife.
Fine.Can we drop it?
Fine.
A Season For Peaches.
You know,I'm reading this.This is dirty.
Excuse me,the girl just has a healthy sex drive.
Yeah,for a hooker.
Would you just give me that?
Thank you.
She's just young and confused,okay?!
Can I get you anything else?
No,I'm good.
It's not a library,you know.
Hey,Ryan.
How are you today?
Let's see what am I going to have.
Two shrimp tacos,Luis. Hola,Se~or Cohen.
Luis,how are you today?
I tell you,ever since you started working here,it's revolutionized my lunch hour.
Kirsten's reading that.
Let me tell you,there is one part... Page 47.
Man,was that hot. And in public.
I thought Peaches was going to get arrested.
It's Taylor. Who's Taylor?
Her,the book,Peaches.
You know her? No,what are you talking about?
It's about a girl from California who...
Yeah.
So,uh...
have you read it?
No,and I'm not about to start.Can I get you anything else?
No.No,I'm good.
Maybe a glass of water. Great.
I just don't see how they fit in the voting boxes.
Come on,these women sacrificed their life so you can vote.
Maybe they should've sacrificed some cheeseburgers.
I'm kidding.
Just ask me some questions.
What happened in 1848?
The first women's rights convention.
And...
Elizabeth Cady Stanton read the Declaration of Sentiments,
which proclaimed that men and women were created equal.
All right,that's good. That was awesome.
I'm gonna rock that test.
That's thanks to you for helping me study.
All right,I'll see you in class.
Wait.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
You asking me out?
Are you saying yes?
You go first.
Okay.
You're cordially invited to hang out at my house.
With me.
Well,I accept your invitation.
Nice book,professor.
Yeah,professor.
Real funny,guys.
See you later.
Man,that guy is like the professor of dorkonomics.
He should teach Dorkology 101.
He's not even a dork.
He doesn't surf and he doesn't play water polo.
Yeah,ergo,dorko.
Do you like him?
You shut up before I vomit on you.
What's wrong with this chick's hair?
Gruesome.
Oh,my God,look how ripped my arms are.
I'm so sorry I missed your wedding.
Whatev-skis.
You dropped off the radar when you started dating Seth.
Yeah.
You know,Holly,when you were engaged,were you totally sure that you wanted to get married?
Oh,my God,totally,bitch.
You are going to love being a wife.
You work out in the morning,meet the girls for lunch,and then we shop all day.
So there's,like,a whole crew of you guys?
We call ourselves the Newpsie-weds.
Can you even handle how cute that is?
Well,you'd better,because you're meeting us all at lunch tomorrow.
Yeah.
You know,it'd be nice to have a bunch of friends again.
Oh,my God,look what I just did.
So cute,I want to barf.
"Hi,Mom." No.
Bad idea.
The reading's over,but if you want your book signed,the author's still here.
I'm sorry,what?
You may have to wait in line.
Ah,that won't be necessary.
Now...
who shall I make it out to?A girlfriend,perhaps?
What is her name?
Taylor
Ryan,you in there?
You know,I called you at work last night and,um,then at home,but I guess you must have been really tired.
Oh,no...
Hey.
Did you read it? Yeah.
All of it? Uh-huh.
Oh,God.
But I thought you said you... Met your ex-husband last night.
He was at the bookstore doing a reading.
Wait.You met Henri-Michel?How did you know it was him?
Dirty hair,scarf smells like brie.
That's Henri-Michel.
I just can't believe this.I mean,did you read every page,even...
Page 47,yeah.
Okay,Ryan,even if I was that limber,you know I would never do that in the Chunnel.
I get that it's not true,and,uh,
you know,I'm sorry that I read it after I promised I wouldn't,but seeing the guy in the flesh...
Okay,but where does this leave us because you can't even really look me in the eyes,so that's not a great sign.
I don't know,I...
I got to shower and get to work.
So you're liking it up here?
Seriously? Seriously.
I love it.
It's good to see you,Seth.
Good,'cause what I wanted to talk to you about is actually kind of a big deal.
I thought we're going to play golf.
Um,I'm actually up here for something else.
Okay,step into my office.What's on your mind?
Oh,you know,just thinking about marrying your daughter.
You want to marry Summer?
Marry,tie the knot,get hitched; whatever the kids are calling it these days.
Why on Earth would you want to do such a thing?
Well,the median age of married couples is getting increasingly higher,
so Summer and I have decided to buck the trend.
When the world zigs,we're gonna zag.
That's your reason?
I said the zig,then the zag,so...
Yeah,pretty much. Well,let's back up.
Do you love my daughter?
Well,she's cool,right?
And,uh,she's pretty easy on the eyes.
She's pregnant,isn't she? No.
Uh,we thought for a second,but thank God,we dodged that bullet,so no.
Yes.
I'll be right there.
I've got to go.
There's a man who's been impaled by what appears to be a unicorn,
Unicorns... but our conversation's going to continue.
We'll talk about this on my rounds tomorrow.
So does this mean I have your blessing?
They do exist.
Henri?
Too late,it's gone.
Henri,it's me. Peaches,you have come.
I see I'm in the doghouse.
Henri,these places come with bathtubs.
Bathing is for the bourgeois.
Now,tell me,Peaches,how have I offended you?
It wasn't enough that you had to write a book about me,you had to come to my hometown,too?
You think I want to be here?
This constant sunshine is so banal.
Look at them down there,so clean,so passionless.
No,I am only here to promote my book.
Good,because if you think for one second that this little trip of yours is going to send me scurrying back to France...
Maisnon.No,no.
As they say in your country,"That ship has sailed.
" I see,though,that I'm still have the power to disturb you,yes?
What?No,no,stop that!
I just came here to tell you something.
I'm with someone now.
Ah,oui,I met him last night.
He seemed to roll with it as you say.
Yeah,well,he didn't.
And if I lose him 'cause of your stupid book...
Oh,Peaches.
Peaches,I cannot stand to see you sad.
What if he really got to know me,hmm?
He would see that I am not nearly as threatening as the fireball of passion he knows from the page,
and that I have no intention of stealing back my Peaches,
though they are looking ripe today.
Hey,up here!
So,okay,what are you saying there?
You're saying that,what,the three of us should go on a date?
Pr\cis\ment.
Peaches,I know I wronged you by writing this book.
Let me repay this debt by mending the rift with you and your corn-fed farm boy,hmm?
Now don't move.
The light.
I apologize about the last guy,Mrs.Jacobson.
This one will have his back waxed,I promise.
Two cases of toner will be fine.Thanks.
Copy machine's acting up again. It was working five minutes ago.
That's what's so frustrating.
Julie,we need to talk.
Ever since Bullet's New Year's Eve party when all of our clients wound up with those young guys...
How funny was that? you've been acting jumpy.
Overworked?
'Cause that's all it is.
I really love my job. I know you do.
Which is why I don't want to see you jeopardize it.
I need to get that.
New Match,Julie Cooper speaking.
Hi.Yes.
Yes,of course.
Okay,uh-huh.I'll see you.Bye.
That was my lunch date.
I'm sorry.We'll have to talk later.
I'll see you,okay?
Okay.
Ready,Pancakes?
Summer,you came!
Hi.
I hope I'm wearing the right clothes.
You're not.
You are way too cute.
Hold on right here and I'll introduce you to the girls.
Hos,this is Summer Roberts.
She just got engaged.
Nice to meet you,too.
Summer,this is Bryn and this is Liza.
Oh,you're just in time for a toast.
To the newest Newpsie-wed,Summer Roberts.
Oh,thanks.
Bottoms up.
Hey,listen to this part.
I hoisted her onto the stack of hay and manfully...
Listen,buddy,there's a lot of...
Come on,Taylor,you can do this.
He likes you,you like him,he doesn't think you're a big fat divorc\e whore.
Hi.
I was just trying to decide between a burrito or a taco.
Taco,burrito,big decision.
So you weren't trying to psych yourself up to come talk to me?
No,of course not.Yeah,kind of.
Taylor,look,it's,it's fine.I'll get over it.
Really? Yeah,just give me some time.
Okay,well,there's something that might help speed the healing process.
Cheers,ladies.
Seriously,though,I am so using the champagne fountain.
And what about your colors?
Have you decided?
No,'cause that's what we're gonna be doing at my house tomorrow night.
Am I right,bitches?
But,seriously,they feel just like real boobs.
Let's cheers to that.
You know what?I am so down for that juice fast.
I told Brent that for Christmas,all I want is an African baby.
African babies.
I love them.
Mm-hmm.
Where's the waiter?I need me some more champy.
Hey,mama needs some more bubbly.
How can I help you,ma'am?
Jay?
Did you need something?
She wants some more champs,yo.
Hup,hup.
Summer,Huh?
you okay?
Yeah,just bring on the bubbly.
And the best part,these cops,they really are that stupid.
You really want to watch this?
Are you kidding?
It's my favorite show.
You can't make this stuff up.
Kaitlin,have you seen my cell?
Oh,I didn't know you had a friend over.
Mom,Will.
Will,this is my mother.
Nice to meet you,Mrs.Cooper.
Nice to meet you,Will.
Well,I wish I could stay and talk some more but I'm gonna go look for my phone at the office.
You two look cute together.
Mom... Enjoy your date.
It's not a date. Have fun.
Why did you say it wasn't a date?
It's not like dinner and a movie or anything.
Well,we just had dinner,and after this crappy show goes off,we can watch a movie.
Well,you got me there.
So,if this is how you act with your mom,how are you gonna act at school?
Let's just watch this show.
That cop,he just drove a car into a meth lab.
That's hilarious.
I didn't think it was that funny.
Well,maybe it's 'cause you're not high.
Do you want to smoke up?
I think I'm gonna go.
I thought the way you are at school was all just an act.
What are you saying?
Guess I was wrong.
And the lady publishes an inane article accusing me of being a post-structuralist.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.Am I right?
So,what are,what are your plans in Newport?
Well,I have been searching for even a nibble of culture,
but I think I must give up.
I only have one more commitment before I leave.
Tomorrow,I appear on your favorite show,Ja Pense.
Wait.Ja Pense is coming to Newport?
What is Ja Pense?
It's this literary talk show.
It's kind of like a French Charlie Rose,but with less interrupting.
They wish to do a field piece on the city that gave birth to Peaches.
They asked if you would appear...
Oh,no,no,Henri,I said the last time was my farewell appearance.
The last time?
You used to go on a French talk show?
Just a handful of times,though.
My favorite had to be that one roundtable we had An鋓s Nin's bisexuality.
Things got heat-ed.
Oh,that reminds me,my publisher want to do a translation of Nin's erotic poetry.
Of course,I recommended you.
You...
Me?Seriously?
Of course.
Don't you think Taylor would be an inspired choice?
I don't,I don't know...
Nin's poetry.
People say it's pornography.
but it is really just deeply,deeply sexual.
And Taylor understands Nin like no other.
What was that poem you translated to amuse yourself?
Oh,mm.
"And the day came "where the risk remained tight "in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
" C'est tres beau,{a.
xxx
Well,I'm exhausted.
Uh,would you give Taylor a ride home?
Great.Good night.
Ryan?
Ryan!
Wait!
Ryan,what's wrong? Nothing.
It's just,we've been in there four hours.
First course,second course,cheese course...
And you couldn't stop imagining it,right?
Me with him,page 47.
Ryan,I thought you said you were okay with this?
I guess I'm not.
I'm sorry. Ryan...
Ryan!
m gonna be in court all day,so don't bother holding any of those shrimp tacos for me.
Tell me you are not reading that book about Taylor.
French philosophy at 7:00 in the morning.
Okay,I'll bite.
I read the book,Taylor's book.
So you must be feeling...
I'm not freaked out.
Even page 47?
No,no,I mean,I was,right?
But then,uh,last night we,uh,we went out with her ex.
And you know,it was all art and philosophy and how she used to go on that French talk show.
And you know that part in the book where she goes out to dinner with Jacques Chirac?
That's actually true.
Oh,so you're thinking "How can this kid from Chino be hanging out with that crowd?
" Pretty much.
Well,listen,I don't know anything about the world of French intellectuals,
but I do know Taylor Townsend,and seems to me,she thinks you are pretty terrific.
So just talk to her.
Or you can sit here,reading your Sartre.
I'll talk to her. Good.
Hey,you know who else the French love?
Jerry Lewis. Really?
Hey,lady!
G'bye!
Hey,babe,how was your date last night?
I already told you,it wasn't a date.
Why not?Will seems nice and very cute.
He is,he's a major dork.
You like him. No,I don't.
Oh,my God,you really,really like him.
Oh,my God!No,I don't.
You think he's dorkalicious. Stop it.
You want his big dorky arms wrapped around you while he gives you big dorky kisses.
Mom,I'm your child. Sorry.
And even if I did like him,which I don't,it doesn't matter
'cause I screwed up,and he doesn't like me anyway.
Whatever it is you did,I'm sure you'll fix it.
At the very least,you have to try.
What are you doing,anyway?
My cell phone wasn't at the office.
So you think it's in the frying pan?
I've checked everywhere else,and I just really need it,okay?
Okay.
Oh,hello,I'm calling for Julie Cooper.
I'm just confirming the details of your date tonight.
That's right,Four Seasons,room 321.
Oh,I'm sorry,Mrs.Jacobson.8:00 isn't going to work.
We're going to have to reschedule.
Thank you.
Taylor?
You don't want to come in here,Ryan.
I'm reenacting page 112.
Look,I'm sorry,okay?I...
I wasn't freaked out about the sex,just so you know.
It was the,uh,you know,all those people you were talking about,the writers,the philosophers,people I never even heard of.
I just thought it was out of our league.
I just,I didn't grow up going to the opera or reading French poetry.
Ryan,you're just as smart as Henri-Michel,and I don't want you to be anyone else than who you are.
Thank you.
God,I wish I hadn't said yes.
What?What did you say yes to?
I agreed to go on Ja Pense tonight.
You know,I can cancel it.
No,no,look,I want you to be who you are.
In fact,I'd like to come.
Uh,okay.
Yeah? Yeah,sure.
Now,I have a few minutes before I have to get to work.
And all that talk about page 112...
Kaitlin's right downstairs.
I know,but my impression of the vicar's very quiet.
It's really,you won't even hear it. Really?Really?
No.Don't,don't!
So what was the deal with that unicorn?
It seems the guy dressed his horse up as a unicorn for his daughter's birthday,
and things went terribly awry,but it taught us all about the value of family.
And speaking of family,have you decided to bless our sacred union?
I've thought about your proposal,Seth,and seriously,I can't.
It's not because I dislike you,Seth,but I don't think that you really appreciate Summer.
What? No.
Look,Dr.Roberts,with all due respect,uh,
you have a lot of grounds with which to object to this admittedly harebrained idea,
but if there's one thing that is undeniable,it's that I appreciate your daughter.
As you made very clear yesterday when you called her "kind of cool and easy on the eyes.
" You got to do better than that.
Well,she's hilarious,for one,and my favorite thing in the world is to make her laugh
because she has a crazy honk of a laugh I think Nelson from The Simpsons...
She does have a contagious laugh.
Yeah,stop me before I say that she makes me a better man,but she makes me more of a man.
Certainly less of a boy.
I love every minute I spend with your daughter,sir.I really do.
So this wasn't some goof.
You really want to spend the rest of your life with her?
I do,seriously.
Then come talk to me after you finish college and you got a chance at supporting her.
Got to go.
Have a safe flight.
So Brent and I were,like,we don't want to kill any endangered owls that live under our deck,
but I really want a Jacuzzi.
Oh,girl,you got to get your hot tub,right,huh?
Owls...
What,are you supposed to be,my conscience?
Maybe.
Is this what you really want?
Yes,it is.
Uh-oh,someone's had too much champy.
Summer's talking to herself.
Well,I know exactly what will snap her out of it.
Oh,my God,your dress! I know.
I thought you could try it on.
I was really anorexic when I wore it,not to brag.
Oh,good for you. Here.
Thanks.
You'd better not watch me change.
Hi
So,you're the friend Mademoiselle Townsend?
Uh,yes,yes.What's happening?
They started out talking about The Season For Peaches,
and now somehow,they are into Existentialism of the 21st century,
the responsibility of the post-colonial age,Johnny Depp.
amazing
I like it,and I think it looks good.
Well,as far as presents go,it's very beautiful.
Look,Seth is asking my dad,okay?
This wedding is happening,so I need to make the best of it.
Will you please stop trying to rescue me?
The only person who can save you,Summer,is you.
Okay,A) you look ten times better than Holly;
B) don't tell her that,
and C) we have the most rocked-out idea for your ringbearer.
Who's my ringbearer?
Cute little bunny.
Pancakes! Check it,Summer.
We just realized that we can totally dye your bunny pink so that he'll match the bridesmaid's dresses.
Isn't that so adorable,you just want to kill yourself?
We're just gonna do a test run right now,aren't we,Rumples?Yes,we are!
Okay...
Pancakes!
His name is Pancakes.
Bitch,what's wrong?
Everything!
Good night.
Ja Pense!
You were amazing.
Thank you.
Okay,I'm gonna go say good-bye,then I'll be right back.
Okay,all right. Okay.
And Ryan,what did you think?
I thought you guys were great,not that I understood a word of it.
We're going to celebrate with some Pinot Noir,and I would love to pick your brain on David Hume.
Sounds great.Who's David Hume?
Good question.
I'm sure you ask yourself this every day.
Last night after you left,Taylor told me of your studies,
the series of articles you wrote on the origins of skepticism.
For the Vienna Journal?
Maybe one day they will be expounded into a book.
After I heard about your research,traveling to Humes' personal archives in Edinburgh,even I was impressed.
I'm sure you were
to try it. Yeah.
Can I talk to you a second? Yeah.
Excuse me.
Thank you.I couldn't get out of there.
Why did you tell him I was writing a book?
What?
You couldn't tell him the truth,that I work in a Mexican restaurant?
Okay,Ryan,what did you expect me to do?
Because you said about three words all night and then you just ran away.
Henri asked me if you were on medication.
Oh,so now you care about his opinion? Yes.Yes,I do.
Because I could see him sitting there judging you and I hated it.
I just wanted him to know how smart you were.
And maybe it was the wrong thing to do,but the story just kind of came spilling out of me.
All right,okay,you lied to make me look good- I get that- but the thing is,I think part of you wishes it were true.
No,Ryan,please,I just want you to be yourself.
Taylor...
I don't know,I...
I think this is what we've known from the beginning.
What?What's that? We're different.
So what?Everyone's different.
It's what makes the world beautiful.
Right?
Okay,Ryan,I'm sorry.
What do you want me to do to make it better?
I think I should go.
Ms.Jacobson?
Hello?
Spencer.
No,I didn't get any of your messages.
My cell phone's been MIA for two days now.
I'm retracing my steps.
What do you mean Mrs.Jacobson got canceled on?
What...what partner?
Oh,my God.
Good champagne.
Sure you don't want any?
Uh,no,thank you.
Well...
shall we get down to business?
Uh,actually,Ken...
I'm new at this.
Could you walk me through it?
Step one: you put the money on the night stand.
Step two: we get nasty.
Or nice,depending on your taste.
I thought Julie told you all the rules.
She did.
I just thought...
Would you excuse me?I,uh...
I left some toys in-in-in my car.
I'll be right back.
Toys?
Sweet.
Hey,man,that looks good on you.
I like the red one.
Trust me,that's a woman's coat.
Hey.
I just came to clear a few things up.
I like you,okay?
Okay.
Maybe I messed things up so you can't like me back.
But I just wanted you to know that.
You don't.
No,no,I do,it's just...
Stupid winter clothing drive.
You may not know this,but there are homeless people that live in Newport.
Really?
Hi,Darryl. Hi,Bill.
Hey,Kaitlin. Hey,Kaitlin.
Hey,what you do say I give you a call when I leave here?
Okay.
Just can't believe this winter clothing drive is salting my game.
Kirsten,I can explain.
That you've been running a prostitution ring through our business.
It...
it just...it just happened.
There are dozens of names here.
Hercules,Commander Snake...
Kirsten,I am so sorry,but I promise...
I have known you a long time,Julie.
This isn't just a matter of cloudy judgment and questionable morals.
It's breaking federal law.
I understand.
I do.
And I deeply,deeply regret it,but if we just quit now,we can act like it never happened.
I wish I could.
I want you out of here by Monday.
Kirsten,please.
I'm going to do you one more favor.
I'm not going to call the police and I'm not going to tell Sandy.
You're on your own.
Hello?
Caterpillar,it's me.
You're calling me now?
Look,I already sent them all home.Isn't that enough?
What are you talking about?
Wait,where are you?
I'm in my dorm room.
Summer,I've been doing some out-of-body work.
I had a vision of you surrounded by owls in a white dress,
and Summer,the owls,they were crying for you.
God,I'm okay now.
I just...kind of got engaged.
That's amazing.
I'll weave you guys something ASAP.
Jay,I'm so confused.
I don't know what I want.
Summer,in order for two halves to be whole,each half must be whole on its own.
That is really true.
I'm gonna sing you a song.
* Moon,stars are above you... *
Oh,man sitting by himself in the dark.
It's not a good sign.
Are you okay? I've been better.
I don't know what's going on with me and Taylor.
I think maybe we're just too different.
You said that like it's a bad thing.
Look at Kirsten and me. Right.
Well,you know,you guys have your own rhythm.
Well,yeah,it took years to figure that out.
I love Kirsten dearly,and-and...
and still it gets complicated.
So how do you know you know,whether you're good,different or just...
From opposite planets? Right.
At the end of the day,you either focus on what separates you or you focus on what holds you together.
And it's up to you.
Hey,stranger.
Hi.
How was Seattle?
It was good,good.
Yeah? Yeah.
How was my dad when you asked him?
Cold,warm,lukewarm?
Well,he did not give us permission to get married,at least for the next few years.
damn.
Yeah.Okay,well,uh,here's,here's the deal.
I went up there,knowing your dad would say no and that I could get out of this,
but I realized I don't want out.
I want in with you.
forever,you know?
So,I think we should stay engaged.
It doesn't have to be today,but...
someday.
Seth,I realized something,too,while you were gone.
It turns out I have no idea who I am.
In the past few months,I went from being a hard-core environmentalist to a Newpsie-wed in training.
You're a Newpsie? For 48 hours.
The point is,I don't think that you can be with someone until you can be with yourself.
I think it's something I need to figure out.
Oh,that sounds like a...
I guess it's a no.
I'm sorry.
Well,I think I'm gonna...
I'm going to see you tomorrow,okay?
Okay.
Hey...
you should take this...
because we might need it someday.
Please,don't be sad,Peaches.
Ryan?
Taylor,I'm...
What is it?
Nothing.It's just...thought...
Nothing.
You know,it's getting late,Henri,so I should go.
Stay a little longer...
please?
Okay.
橘子郡男孩 前情提要
如果你不想结婚 就别向Summer求婚
我不能先求婚然后反悔？
他想让我先提出解除婚约？ 我要给他来个河东狮吼
就这样结婚我总是觉得不对劲
我是说，没有征得你父亲的同意
我不像学校里其他的男生 我不打水球，也不会听命于你
如果他发现我们把他的投资 变成了男妓馆怎么办？
或者Kirsten发现了呢？
Taylor，你结婚了！
我现在是Taylor Townsend de Momourant了
我刚刚知道Henri-Michael 也就是我的法国老公
他要来Newport了
他让我转告你……
他想念他的水蜜桃
谢谢你来看我 不过我的休息时间就要结束了
- 有件事我等不及要告诉你 - 是吗？什么事？
情人节啊
你说的就是这个？
是的，你明白那种 给某人准备了完美的礼物……
所以等不及送给他的心情吧？
- 当然 - 说得就是我
- 真的？ - 没错！
- 完美的礼物？ - 完美的礼物
- 好，坐下来 - 啊，我好兴奋
好吧好吧
- 这是…… - 这是个剪贴本
关于你我的
- 这就是那封得让法国律师签名的信 - 对
这是我送你那个 George Foreman牌烤架的收据
是吗？这不是我的照片吗？
是的，有时我会趁你不注意 用我的手机给你拍照
这是你在电影院上厕所出来时的照片
这张是你在吃热狗时照的
好……吧 哇，我一点也不知道自己被监视了
当然了，你的一举一动都在我的监视之内
太棒了，真是……
哦，瞧啊，医院的病号腕带 是Chrismukkah那时的
是的，我都留下来了
我是不是太过分了？
太过分了，太过分了是吧？
不，不，不不...
怎么了？
开了新书店
似乎是家不错的书店
好了，我该回去工作了
嗯，好
谢谢，这真得很棒
很高兴你能喜欢，再见
- 我等会儿打电话给你 - 好
《桃色季节》 Henri-Micheal de Momourant著
不，不不，怎么可能
请问...
- 这书是...？ - 《桃色季节》
法国最畅销书的英文翻译版 今天到货的
这本书内容是什么？
有点像《廊桥遗梦》加《手扎情缘》 加...色情片
哦我的上帝，请说情节
一个法国人诱惑一个年轻美国女孩 然后结婚...
我想不起来是在哪里
在勃艮弟他家的小礼堂中
- 哦，原来你读过 - 没有
我亲身经历过
我就是这个蜜桃
《橘子郡男孩》 第四季 第10集
给你
哦，可信赖的颈枕
Ryan对你做什么了？
你真的要去西雅图？
不想娶某个女孩 还是得向他父亲征求同意，Ryan
这是礼貌的做法
除非是你不想结婚，你可以直接告诉她
绝不可能
因为你们都不愿回头，那么真要走教堂走廊了
该是Roberts医生出场的时候了
他拒绝我，这场戏到此为止，我不用作坏人
但你肯定他会说“不”？
我以为他在离开之前已经和你心有灵犀了
是看过高尔夫赛
也许还一起吃三明治
但在内心深处，他仍视我为那个16岁的瘦弱男生 想要诱拐他的女儿
我就想让他回忆起来
高明的计划，祝被拒绝
幸运的是，这是我擅长的活
- Taylor - 唔
Ryan，我能和你谈谈么？
好
- 出了什么事？ - 哦，没有
不是什么大事
很小很小的一件事
Michiko Kakatani（《纽约时报》著名书评人） 将之称为“性的史诗”，我觉得稍有夸张
在德克萨斯已经被禁，我们不必担心那里的人会读它
我还挣扎着是否要告诉你， 但你知道我的政策——撤底曝光
那么，你还好么？
好么？
你的前夫写了本关于你的书
小说，不是自传
有很大区别，问问James Frey （此人出的自传是2005年美国第二畅销书）
我们最近发展的很好
我不想让那本无聊的色情小说改变这一切
所以我请求你
拜托，不要读它
我以前从没读过言情小说
- 令人震惊 - 我现在也不会
谢谢
我现在把它拿走，以后我们也不再提它
- 直到电影放映出来 - 是啊
好像他们真的可以拍出电影似的
也许会做成DVD放在成人影碟店
再见
可以
不
这人的数字是多少？
6英尺，1米90
身上18%的脂肪
不行
你知道Jacobson女士，她喜欢男人全身肌肉
好吧，这两个可以
告诉她每个2500美金，小费不算其中
Kirsten来了，快走，谢谢
你好，Kiki
你好，Spencer
- 你爸爸还好么？ - 很好
还在迪拜买一整队豪华轿车，还是...
一整队骆驼，不记得了
再见
他来这里做什么？
他帮我搬动一些家具
一切看起来都没变
嗯，看起来糟透了，所以我让他搬回去了
要我帮忙回电这些么？
我能搞定
哦，最好接这个电话，工作工作
谢谢你的咖啡
你好
早上好
嘿
你觉得上梳发型如何？
你在看《摩登新娘》？（杂志）
就在我们说话的时候 Seth已经去西雅图向我爸爸征求同意与我结婚
新娘闪亮登场
Summer，你知道自己在做什么？
你正走进注定失败的婚姻
我不知道，Seth看起来很专一
我以后也许会和他结婚 所以也不要等了
和我住在一起听了我的离婚故事 对你一点启示也没有
不是故意要贬低你，Taylor 但你和一个差不多认识9秒钟的法国人结婚
还是有一点区别的
好吧，看来要说明白道理就要下猛料
- Holly怎么样？ - 高中的那个？
去年夏天她结婚了，你为什么不打电话给她？
她可以提前给告诉你妻子的生活
好，我们不要谈这个了好么？
好
《桃色季节》
我在读，这本书很下流
抱歉，那个女孩只是有着健康的性冲动
对一个妓女而言
能不能给我那个？
谢谢
她只是年轻湖涂了，好么？！
需要我再给你些什么？
不，我这样就可以了
这里不是图书馆
嘿，Ryan
你今天如何？
看看我会点些什么
- 两个玉米虾卷，Luis - 你好啊，Cohen
Luis，你今天好么？
告诉你，自从你在这里工作以后，我的午饭时间就彻底变革了
Kirsten在读这个
- 我告诉你，有一个地方... - 第47页
那场景很辣 而且还在公共场所
我觉得蜜桃要蹲监狱的
- 那是Taylor - 谁是Taylor？
她，那本书，蜜桃
- 你认识她？ - 不，你在说什么呀？
书里说的是一个来自加利福尼亚的女孩...
是啊
那么...
你读过了？
没有，我也不打算读，还需要些什么？
不，我这样可以了
- 来一杯水吧 - 好
她们怎么会适合那些投票箱
那些女人牺牲自己换来你的投票权
也许她们应该牺牲一些汉堡包
我是开玩笑
问我些问题吧
1848年发生了什么事？
第一届妇女权利大会召开
还有
Elizabeth Cady Stanton宣读《苦情宣言》
宣布男人与女人是平等的
- 不错 - 太棒了
我会征服这次考试
多亏了你帮我学习
好，课上见
等等
你明天晚上有什么活动？
你想约我出去
你同意了？
你先说
好吧
真诚地邀请你去我家做客
和我
我接受你的邀请
很好的书，教授
是的，教授
很好笑哦
再见
他就像是呆头科目的教授
他应该去教呆头初级课程
他又不是呆头
他不冲浪，也不玩水球
嗯，如此，傻子
你喜欢他？
闭嘴，我要吐在你身上了
这女人的头发怎么了？
可怕
哦我的上帝，我的手臂看起来真粗
很抱歉错过了你的婚礼
没什么
你开始和Seth约会后就杳无音讯了
嗯
Holly，当你订婚时，你是非常确定自己要结婚？
哦我的上帝，绝对的，小妞
你会很乐意成为妻子
你早上锻炼，中午女孩子们一起吃午饭， 然后一整天买东西
也就是说，你们有一群人？
我们将自己称之为太太团
多可爱啊，让你招架不住吧？
最好可以，因为你明天要和我们一起吃午饭
嗯
能再有一群朋友是很不错的
哦我的上帝，看我刚刚做了什么
好可爱，真恶
- 你好，妈妈 - 不
糟糕的主意
阅读时间结束了 如果你想得到签名，作者还在这里
抱歉，什么？
你需要排队
不需要
现在...
我该写给谁？或许是女朋友？
她的名字是？
Taylor
Ryan，你在么？
我昨晚打你工作地方的电话 然后打家里电话，我想你是非常累了
哦，不...
嘿
- 你读了？ - 唔
- 所有的？ - 唔
哦我的上帝
- 但我以为你说你... - 昨晚遇见你的前夫
他在书店搞阅读活动
等等，你遇见Henri-Michel？ 你怎么知道是他？
脏脏的头发 闻起来像法国布里白乳酪的围巾
就是Henri-Michel
真不敢相信，你读了每一页，甚至是...
第47页，是的
好吧，Ryan，就算我身体柔软 我也不可能在英吉利海峡隧道做那种事情
我明白那不是真的
我很抱歉，保证不看却看了 但活生生的看到那家伙...
对我们造成了何种后果？ 你没有正眼看我，所以不是好现象
我不知道，我...
我去冲澡，然后去上班
你喜欢这里的工作？
- 说正经的？ - 说正经的
我爱这里
很高兴见到你，Seth
很好，因为接下来我要和你说一件大事
我以为我们是去玩高尔夫
事实上我来这里另有目的
好吧，进我办公室说，你想说什么？
就是想娶你女儿
你想和Summer结婚？
结婚，共结连理，套牢了 现在年轻人的各种说法
你为什么要那么做？
中年结婚的人数大幅上升
所以Summer和我打算拉回这种趋势
世界向左转，我们向右转
你的理由是什么？
我说了向左转，向右转...
说了很多，让我们回头说
你喜欢我女儿么？
她很酷，是不是？
她也比较养眼
- 她怀孕了，是不是？ - 没有
我们曾以为是，但感谢上帝 我们闪避成功，所以是没有
是的
我就在这里
我得走了
有个男人估计是被独角兽刺穿了
独角兽... 但我们的对话还要继续
明天在我轮班的时候，我们再谈
那是不是说，我得到你的祝福了？
它们存在
Henri？
太迟了，走了
- Henri，是我 - 蜜桃，你来了
我发现自己在狗窝里
Henri，这里有浴缸
洗澡是中产阶级做的事情
告诉我，蜜桃，我可以给你什么？
写一本关于我的书还不够 你还要来我的家乡？
你以为我想来这里？
不断的阳光显得如此乏味
看下面的那些，那么干净，那么缺乏激情
我来这里只是为了拓宽销路
很好，要是你有那么一秒以为 来一次小小的旅行就可以让我赶回法国...
没有，没有
就如同你们的俗话“船已离港”
不过我发现自己还有让你困扰的能力？
什么？不不，别说了
我来这里就想告诉你
我现在和某人在一起
对，我昨晚遇见他了
如你所说他似乎有动摇
他没有
如果我因为你这愚蠢的书而失去他...
哦，蜜桃
蜜桃，我不忍心见你伤心
如果他真正去了解我呢？
他会发现 我并不如书中的热情火焰那般充满威胁
我也没有企图要偷回我的蜜桃
尽管它们如今看起来非常成熟
嘿，看这里！
好吧，你要说什么？
你是说我们三人出去约会？
完全正确
蜜桃，我知道这本书让你遭到误会
让我修复你与那个农家男孩间的不和，作为补偿？
现在别动
这光
对于上次那个男的 我道歉，Jacobson女士
这位能做出弥补，我保证
两份墨盒就好，谢谢
- 复印机又出问题了 - 5分钟前它还在工作
所以真叫人气恼
Julie，我们需要谈谈
自从Bullet新年前夜派对 我们所有的客户与年轻男子配对...
- 很有趣是不是？ - 你有些神经质
过度工作？
仅此而已
- 我真地很喜欢自己的工作 - 我知道
所以我不希望你破坏它
我要去接听一下
New Match，我是Julie Cooper
你好，是的
是的，当然
好的，回头见，再见
那是我的午餐约会
抱歉，我们等会儿再谈
待会儿见，好么？
好
准备好了么，烤饼？
Summer，你来了！
你好
我希望自己穿了得体的衣服
你没有
你太可爱了
等等，让我把你介绍给其他人
Hos，这位是Summer Roberts
她刚刚订婚
也很高兴见到你
Summer，这位是Bryn，这位是Liza
你正好赶上干杯
为了新太太团成员，Summer Roberts
哦，谢谢
全干了
嘿，听听这段
我将她拉至干草堆上，很雄伟地...
听着伙计，有很多...
来吧，Taylor，你能行
他喜欢你，你喜欢他 他不认为你是个又肥又丑的离婚荡妇
你好
我只是在考虑是选玉米煎饼还是玉米面豆卷
玉米面豆卷，玉米煎饼 重大的选择
你不是在激励自己进来和我说话？
当然不是，是有那么点
Taylor，没事，我会克服的
- 真的么？ - 是的，给我一些时间
有件事可以加快疗伤
干杯，女士们
说正经的，我肯定要用香槟喷泉
那你的颜色呢？
决定了么？
不，我们明晚要在我家里决定
对不对，小妞们？
说真的，感觉就像真胸部哦
让我们为此干杯
知道么？我喝得好快
我告诉Brent，圣诞节我就想要个非洲宝宝
非洲宝宝
我喜欢他们
嗯
服务生呢？我还要些香槟
嘿，妈妈还要些香香槟
需要些什么，女士？
Jay？
你需要些什么？
她想要些香槟
快点，快点
Summer？
你还好么？
嗯，再来点香香槟
最精彩的部分，这些警察真的很蠢
你真的想看这个？
你开玩笑么？
这是我最喜欢的节目
你不要乱说
Kaitlin，看见我的手机么？
哦，我没看见你邀请了朋友过来
妈妈，这是Will
Will，这是我妈妈
很高兴见到你，Cooper夫人
很高兴见到你，Will
真希望我能留下多聊聊，但我要去办公室找手机
你们俩在一起看上去很可爱
- 妈妈... - 享受你们的约会
- 这不是约会 - 玩得开心
为什么你说这不是约会？
根本不是晚餐然后看电影什么的
我们刚吃了晚餐，等这蹩脚节目结束后 我们可以去看电影
你把我说闷了
如果这就是你和你妈妈做戏 你是怎么在学校做戏的？
我们就看节目好了
那警察开了车闯进兴奋剂实验室
真热闹
我不觉得有趣
可能因为你还不够兴奋
想抽点大麻么？
我想我该走了
我觉得你在学校的样子都是在演戏
你在说什么啊？
我想我错了
然后那位女士发表一篇空洞的文章 来责难我这个后结构主义理论者
五十步笑百步，我说的对吧？
你到Newport还有些什么计划吗？
原打算了解些本地文化
但我想我得放弃了
在离开之前还要完成一件委托的事
明天，我将会出现在你最喜欢的秀上，Ja Pense
等等，Ja Pense要到Newport来？
什么是Ja Pense？
是一个文学的脱口秀
有点像French Charlie Rose，但没有那么多插嘴的人
他们想在蜜桃的家乡做档节目
他们说如果你能出席…
噢，不不，Henri 上一次我就说了那是我最后一次露面
上一次？
你上过法国的脱口秀节目？
只上过一点时间
最喜欢的一次是在圆桌前 谈论宁（法裔美籍作家安妮丝宁）的雌雄同体
太激烈了
噢，你提醒我了，我的出版商 想做宁的情色诗翻译
当然，我推荐了你
你…
我？真的吗？
当然
你不觉得Taylor是个很好的选择？
我，我不知道…
宁的情色诗
人们说那是色情文学
但其实是非常非常深刻的性文学
Taylor比任何人都了解宁
你是怎么按你的想法翻译那首诗的？
嗯
幼苗冲出泥土比花朵绽放的时刻更为痛苦
太美了
是啊
我有些累了
你能送Taylor回家吗？
很好，晚安
Ryan？
Ryan！
等等！
- Ryan，怎么了？ - 没什么
只是…我们已经在那儿呆了4小时了
第一道菜，第二道菜，干酪…
你无法停止想象，对吗？
我和他，47页
Ryan，你说你对此没什么想法的？
我想我做不到
- 对不起 - Ryan…
Ryan！
我今天一天都会在法庭上 所以别拿着小虾玉米卷来打扰我
告诉我你不是在读关于Taylor的书
早上7点读法国哲学
好吧，我错了
我读了那本书，Taylor的书
那你一定觉得…
我没被吓到
即使是47页？
不不，我是说，我吓到了，好吗？
但是，呃，昨晚我们和她前夫一起吃晚餐
你知道，全是关于艺术，哲学 还有她曾参加法国脱口秀
你知道书里写她和 雅克·希拉克（法国总统）一起到哪里吃晚餐吗？
那都是真的
所以你认为“这个从Chino来的小子 怎么能和光鲜亮丽的小姐约会”？
没错
听着，我不了解法国知识分子的世界
但我了解Taylor Townsend，我看的出 她觉得你非常有魅力
和她谈谈吧
或者坐在这里，读你的萨特（法国哲学家）
- 我会和她谈谈 - 很好
嘿，你知道法国人喜欢谁吗？
- 杰瑞米·诺森（美国喜剧演员） - 是吗？
嘿，宝贝儿！
再见！
嘿，宝贝儿，昨晚的约会如何？
我和你说过了，那不是约会
为什么不？Will看上去很不错很可爱
他是的，他是乐队笨蛋
- 你喜欢他 - 不，我没有
噢，上帝，你真的真的喜欢他
噢，上帝！我没有
- 你觉得他傻的可爱吧 - 别说了
当他给你个大大的吻时 你希望他傻傻的胳膊包围着你
- 妈妈，我是你女儿 - 对不起
就算我喜欢他，当然我不喜欢 无所谓了
但他不喜欢我
如果你真的喜欢，我肯定你会成功的
至少，你得试试
你在做什么？
我的手机不在办公室里
所以你认为在煎锅里？
我已经检查了所有地方 真的非常需要它，好吗？
好的
你好，我代Julie Cooper打电话找您
想和您确认一下今晚会面的情况
没错，四季酒店，321房间
抱歉，Jacobson太太，8点不行
我们得重新约个时间
谢谢
Taylor？
你根本不想来的，Ryan
我正扮演112页里的样子
我很抱歉，好吗？我…
我并没有被那些性所吓到，如你所知
只是，呃，你谈论的那些作家哲学家 我从没有听说过
觉得自己被排斥在外
我只是…我不是 听歌剧和读法国诗长大的
Ryan，你和Henri-Michel一样可爱 我不想你变成其他人，只要是你自己
谢谢
上帝，真希望我没答应
什么？你答应了什么？
我答应今晚参加Ja Pense
我可以取消的
不不，我也希望你就是你自己
事实上，我也想去
好的
- 可以吗？ - 当然
现在，离上班还有点时间
刚才所说的112页…
Kaitlin就在楼下
我知道，但我能扮牧师 非常安静的
- 真的一点都听不到 - 真的？真的？
不，不要，不要！
那只独角兽情况怎么样了？
看起来那家伙是为了给女儿庆祝生日 所以穿了马服扮演独角兽
当时情况非常严重 不过却告诉我们家庭的价值
说到家庭，你决定祝福我们神圣的结合了吗？
我考虑过你的提议，Seth 但认真的说，我不赞成
不是因为我不喜欢你，Seth 但我不认为你真的欣赏Summer
什么？
Roberts医生，请原谅我的冒犯
你有一大堆理由来拒绝 这无可否认的轻率决定
但只有一个理由是不成立的 就是我欣赏您的女儿
你了解你昨天所说的“她冷静美丽”的意思吗？
你最好好好想想
她喜欢热闹，而我最爱做的就是让她开怀
因为她的笑声让我想起《辛普森一家》里的纳尔逊
她的笑声确实能感染人
是的，虽然我不能说她让我变成个好男人 但她确实让我更像个男人了
真的不再是男孩了
我喜欢和她呆在一起的每一分钟 真的，先生
所以这并不是率性而为咯
你真的想在剩下的生命里都和她一起度过吗？
我愿意，真的
那么大学毕业后来找我谈 你还有机会得到她
我得走了
一路顺风
Brent和我，我们真的不想 杀死那些濒临灭绝的猫头鹰
但我真的需要一个按摩浴缸
噢，你不是有了浴缸了？啊？
猫头鹰…
什么？你是幻觉吗？
也许吧
这真的是你想要的吗？
是的
啊哦，有人喝太多香槟了
Summer在自言自语
我知道如何让她清醒
- 噢，上帝，你的婚纱！ - 我知道
我想你可以试试
我穿它的时候得了厌食症，不是吹牛
- 噢，那不错啊 - 给你
谢谢
你最好别偷看我换衣服
嗨
你是Townsend小姐的朋友？
是的，现在怎么样了？
他们开始谈论《桃色时代》了
现在不知怎么进入21世纪存在主义的话题了
殖民时期后的时代责任 约翰尼·德普（好莱坞明星）
令人惊叹
我喜欢它，我想看上去不错
作为礼物来说，的确非常漂亮
Seth正在征求我爸爸的同意，好吗？
一定会有婚礼的，所以我一定要最好的
你能否停止拯救我？
能拯救你的只有你自己，Summer
好了，A）你看上去比Holly美10倍
B）不要告诉她我这么说
C）我们找到了最棒的送戒人
谁是我的送戒人？
可爱的小兔兔
- 烤饼！ - 看看，Summer
我们刚发现可以把你的小兔染成粉色 这样和你伴娘的礼服颜色很协调
不是很可爱吗？
我们现在要试试咯，好了，来试试吧
好了…
烤饼！
他的名字叫烤饼
该死的，有什么问题吗？
一切都有问题！
晚安
Ja Pense！
你真棒
谢谢
好了，我要去说声再见，马上就回来
- 好的 - 我去了
Ryan，你觉得如何？
我觉得你们很不错，虽然我一个词也没听懂
我们要去庆祝一番，有加州黑葡萄酒 我还想和你谈谈大卫·休谟（苏格兰哲学家）
听起来不错，谁是大卫·休谟？
很好的问题
我肯定你一定天天都这么问自己
昨晚你离开后，Taylor跟我讲了你的研究
你写的一系列的怀疑论起源的文章
为《维也纳期刊》写的？
也许有一天他们会放进书里
当我听说你的研究后，甚至到爱丁堡的休谟私人档案馆 让我印象深刻
我相信
- 可以试试 - 是的
- 我能和你谈谈吗？ - 当然
抱歉失陪
谢谢，我正不知道怎么脱身呢
你为什么告诉他说我在写书？
什么？
你不能告诉他事实吗？ 说我在墨西哥餐厅打工？
好了，Ryan，你希望我怎么做？
你一晚上只说了3个词 然后就走了
Henri问我你是不是在做什么药物治疗
- 所以你现在在意他的看法了？ - 是的是的，我在意
因为我看见他坐在那儿评判你 我讨厌这样
我只想让他知道你有多可爱
也许不该这么做，但这故事多少让我好受点
好吧，你骗他说我很好，我理解 但问题是，我认为你其实希望这是事实
不，Ryan，拜托 我只想你做你自己
Taylor…
我不知道，我…
我想一开始我们就知道这事实
- 什么？什么事实？ - 我们是不同的
那又怎么样？每个人都不同
这让世界变得美好
对吧？
好吧，Ryan，对不起
你想我怎么做你会好受点？
我想我得走了
Jacobson女士？
你好
Spencer
不，我没有收到你的短信
我的手机已经失踪两天了
我正到处找呢
Jacobson说取消了约会是什么意思？
什么…什么生意伙伴？
噢，上帝
不错的香槟
确定你不要点？
不了，谢谢
好了…
我们要开始生意了吗？
事实上，Ken…
我对此不很在行
你能告诉我该怎么做吗？
第一步：你把钱先拿出来放好
第二步：我们开始做些下流事
也可以是美好的，取决于你怎么看
我想Julie已经告诉你规则了
是的
我只是…
我能失陪一下吗？我，呃…
我落了些玩具在…在车上
马上就回来
玩具？
有趣
嘿，伙计，你穿这个不错
我喜欢这件红色的
相信我，那是女装外套
嘿
我来想理清一些事情
我喜欢你，好吗？
好的
也许我弄糟了些事情 让你没法再喜欢上我
但我只想让你知道
你确实不喜欢我
不不，我喜欢，只是…
愚蠢的冬衣捐赠
你可能不知道，Newport还是有很多无家可归的人
是吗？
嗨，Darryl 嗨，Bill
嘿，Kaitlin
嘿，你说我办完事给你打电话怎么样？
好的
真不敢相信这冬衣捐赠会促成了我的好事
Kirsten，我可以解释
解释你通过我们的生意从事皮条客的活计
它…
它…就这样发生了
这儿有一堆名字
皮条客，蛇头…
Kirsten，我很抱歉 但我保证…
我认识你很长时间了，Julie
这不只是道德上的问题
这已经触犯法律了
我明白
真的明白
我真的真的很遗憾 只要我们什么都不说，就能当它没发生过
我希望我可以
我希望你周一能离开
Kirsten，拜托
我还能帮你个忙
我不会叫警察，也不会告诉Sandy
你主动离开吧
你好
毛毛虫，是我
你还打电话给我？
我已经让她们都回家了，还不够吗？
你在说什么啊？
等等，你在哪儿？
在我的宿舍里
Summer，我刚刚做到了灵魂出窍
我看见你穿着白婚纱被猫头鹰包围着
Summer，那些猫头鹰在为你哭泣
上帝，我现在很好
只是…要订婚了
太好了
我会尽快给你们送点礼物过去
Jay，我很混乱
不知道自己要什么
Summer，两个半圆要变成整圆 那每个半圆首先得是完整的
说的一点不错
我给你唱首歌吧
*月亮，星星在你之上…*
噢，一个男人独自坐在黑暗中
这可不是好预兆
- 你还好吧？ - 好多了
我不知道我和Taylor之间怎么了
我想可能我们太不一样了
你说的好像这是件坏事
- 看看Kirsten和我 - 没错
你们的节奏很合拍
是的，这得花些年头才能调整好
我很爱Kiraten，而且…
而且这很复杂
那你怎么知道 知道你们是否合拍，不同，或者…
- 完全不同的人？ - 没错
到最后，你会关注的是什么使你们分开 或者什么使你们在一起
这取决于你
嘿，陌生人
嗨
西雅图之旅如何？
很好，很好
- 是吗？ - 是的
你问我爸爸时他什么反应？
冷静，兴奋还是冷漠？
他没有同意我们结婚，但至少几年后可以
该死的
是的，但我们可以这么办
我去那里，就知道你爸爸会不同意 这样我就能逃脱出这件事
但我认识到我不想逃脱
我想要和你在一起
永远，你知道吗？
所以，我想我们可以订婚
不用在今天，但是…
某一天
Seth，当你离开后 我也认识到一些事
就是我不知道自己是谁了
过去几个月里，我从环境保护团体的 核心成员变成了受训的太太团成员
- 你成了太太团成员？ - 有48小时了
关键是，我不认为当你认清自己后 还能和当初那个人在一起
我想这是我需要理清的事
噢，那听起来像…
我想是不
对不起
好了，我想我得…
我们明天见，好吗？
好的
嘿
你得拿着这个…
因为也许有一天我们用的着
拜托，别这么伤心，蜜桃
Ryan？
Taylor，我…
有什么吗？
没有，只是…想
没事
很晚了，Henri，我得走了
再呆一下…
求你
好吧