1 00:02:20,226 --> 00:02:22,899 Come on, buddy! Let's go! 2 00:02:26,786 --> 00:02:29,425 Come on! Move it! 3 00:02:31,386 --> 00:02:33,616 New orders! 4 00:02:43,386 --> 00:02:45,661 That's it! Let's go! 5 00:03:07,426 --> 00:03:09,815 Your move. 6 00:03:11,786 --> 00:03:13,742 You don't like the odds? 7 00:03:24,346 --> 00:03:26,337 Go for it! 8 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,222 Scared ya! 9 00:03:50,866 --> 00:03:52,584 Get outta here! 10 00:03:58,386 --> 00:04:00,741 All right! Let's go! 11 00:04:04,466 --> 00:04:06,457 All right! 12 00:04:07,026 --> 00:04:09,062 Gimme some beer here! 13 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:12,502 Job well done! 14 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:28,014 We're gonna be rich! Can you deal with it? 15 00:04:40,186 --> 00:04:41,778 Hit the siren. 16 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,299 We got cops! 17 00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:47,018 Shit! 18 00:04:52,746 --> 00:04:54,577 Heh-heh-heh! 19 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:58,740 Brake! 20 00:05:24,506 --> 00:05:26,337 Happy retirement, Burty! 21 00:05:27,306 --> 00:05:30,218 I thought you'd forgotten the old boy! 22 00:05:30,306 --> 00:05:33,821 - What, no presents? - Actually, we did get you something. 23 00:05:33,906 --> 00:05:37,660 Aw, you shouldn't... Yeah, I guess you should have. 24 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:39,065 Ohh, shucks! 25 00:05:39,146 --> 00:05:42,024 The guy we got 'em off hardly struggled at all. 26 00:05:42,106 --> 00:05:43,459 Just my size, too! 27 00:05:43,546 --> 00:05:47,425 - They're fresh from the morgue! - Let me give you a kiss, pal! 28 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:55,022 Boys and girls! 29 00:05:56,066 --> 00:06:00,582 Contrary to popular belief, we're not here to subsidise the donut house. 30 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:02,816 Let's go back to work, shall we? 31 00:06:04,226 --> 00:06:06,421 Hard-nosed old bastard. 32 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:09,498 Thanks, guys! Thanks! I think. 33 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:27,179 Yes! Yes! 909! Officers in pursuit! Come on! Come on! 34 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:34,906 - I shouldn't have eaten that doughnut! - It’s your retirement, Burt. Live a little! 35 00:06:34,986 --> 00:06:37,819 No dietary flare in a doughnut, at all! 36 00:06:37,946 --> 00:06:40,585 Two vests? You worried about chafing? 37 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:44,375 Damn right, two vests! You know what they got now? 38 00:06:44,466 --> 00:06:47,981 Magnesium-tipped bullets. Armour-plercing bullets. 39 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:52,582 Except they don't... just penetrate. They penetrate... and explode. 40 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:55,976 - if it happens, it happens. - Not this week, pal. 41 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,504 Chip? 42 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,542 Remember phll deegan? 43 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:05,975 - Who? - Homlclde, over in roxbury. 44 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:10,935 Short time, same as you. Five days left on the force. Flgures he'll stay outta the way. 45 00:07:11,026 --> 00:07:15,258 Furnace in his house explodes. Knocks him into his nelghbour's garage. 46 00:07:15,346 --> 00:07:20,545 - They had to peel him off a car! - I don't have a garage, pal. 47 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:27,784 - But you don't know about hot tubs! - That's why I’m going in with lewls. 48 00:07:27,866 --> 00:07:29,822 Lewls? That guy in there? 49 00:07:29,906 --> 00:07:33,694 - Looks like he robs grocery stores. - Not any more. 50 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,219 Not any more? 51 00:07:35,306 --> 00:07:37,979 I can't believe you're considering this! 52 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:41,024 Did you see the women in there? So... buoyant! 53 00:07:41,106 --> 00:07:44,621 But it's your life savings. You gotta plan this kinda thing. 54 00:07:44,706 --> 00:07:46,503 Not again! 55 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:51,785 Just listen for once. Some simple rules of finance can make a very big difference. 56 00:07:56,346 --> 00:07:59,179 - You got $11,400, right? - Right. 57 00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:01,222 Put that in six-month cd's... 58 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:05,219 - right. - Compounding at 91/4 per cent annually... 59 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,422 ...only it's more like 14% shielded. 60 00:08:07,506 --> 00:08:09,098 (ernie snores) 61 00:08:09,186 --> 00:08:13,543 Now you amortlse that over 32 years, you got about... $500,000. 62 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:18,416 I know, Burt, but what'll I do with a half a million bucks when I’m 92 years old? 63 00:08:18,506 --> 00:08:22,215 - How about you retire? - No. I’m going into hot tubs with lewls. 64 00:08:22,306 --> 00:08:27,380 - You just never listen to me, do you? - You never talk to me. You lecture me. 65 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,343 I don't lecture you. 66 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,543 How many times did I tell you not to smoke in the car! 67 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:35,345 There you go again. You're lecturing me! 68 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:40,535 Why do they give us these things that never look like the real guy? 69 00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:42,184 Sometimes they do. 70 00:08:42,266 --> 00:08:43,984 Never. 71 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:47,502 Dark hair. Broad nose. Always the same face. 72 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,099 But it works! 73 00:08:49,186 --> 00:08:53,896 Name me one time when somebody nalled a suspect from a composite. 74 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:59,659 Now that guy over there. He looks about as much like the sketch as... 75 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:05,662 shit! 76 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:06,816 Shit! 77 00:09:10,786 --> 00:09:12,504 (truck horn) 78 00:09:13,466 --> 00:09:17,857 - Officers need assist at 1300 chestnut. - Come on, Burt! He's getting away! 79 00:09:17,946 --> 00:09:19,345 What about backup? 80 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,025 Halt! Police! 81 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,503 This is not a good idea! 82 00:09:32,986 --> 00:09:34,419 All right, asshole! 83 00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:37,384 What about our backup, Ernle! 84 00:09:37,466 --> 00:09:39,741 This guy killed two cops! 85 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,421 Watch your shoes, Burt! 86 00:09:45,226 --> 00:09:47,217 (tyres screech) 87 00:09:47,306 --> 00:09:49,217 (horns blare) 88 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,978 (beggar) can you spare some change? 89 00:10:09,866 --> 00:10:11,822 - (door slams) - Shh! 90 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:15,621 (baby crying) 91 00:10:15,706 --> 00:10:19,016 - I bet he lives here. - Thanks, Sherlock! 92 00:10:25,786 --> 00:10:27,936 - Wait, Ernle! The backup! - What? 93 00:10:28,026 --> 00:10:29,744 The backup! 94 00:10:29,826 --> 00:10:34,024 Just wait a while. There'll be lots more of us, and just one of him. 95 00:10:34,106 --> 00:10:37,701 - Will you shut up and just follow me! - (exasperated sigh) 96 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,464 Can't you show a little patience for once? 97 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:47,502 (dog barking) 98 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:52,578 Any other time, I’m up for this. I love this kinda stuff. You know that. 99 00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:03,182 (baby crying) 100 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:08,901 Look! 101 00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:17,740 Ready? 102 00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:22,377 I am trying to make a point here! You're not giving me a fair shake! 103 00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:25,219 I'll take low. You take high. 104 00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:27,817 I hate you for this, man! 105 00:11:27,906 --> 00:11:29,578 Ready, tiger? 106 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,339 - (siren) - They're here! 107 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,656 - (gunshot) - Shit! 108 00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:36,702 Ernle, what are you doing! 109 00:11:36,786 --> 00:11:39,141 Nobody shoots at me and gets away with it! 110 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,821 Ow! 111 00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:42,498 He's outside! 112 00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:56,380 Shit! 113 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,145 Ow! 114 00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:02,137 - You ok, Burt? - I don't believe this! 115 00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:06,538 (sirens) 116 00:12:08,786 --> 00:12:10,742 Up the fire escape! 117 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:15,544 - Here he goes! Come on! - Damn it! 118 00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:22,378 Good choice! 119 00:12:32,706 --> 00:12:34,697 Ernle! Ernle! 120 00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:51,096 Ernle! No! 121 00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:55,422 - You're not jumping off this building! - Let go of my throat! 122 00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:58,657 I’m not gonna do it, Ernle! I’ve waited 30 years for this! 123 00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:01,783 I’m not throwing myself off a 25-storey building! 124 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:04,061 Lt's ok, we can walk down one floor! 125 00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:08,658 You may not care about the future, but I do! 126 00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:14,215 I’ve got myself a little plan here! 127 00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:18,741 I’m not breaking my neck for any lowlife scum! 128 00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:25,022 Does anyone know why... 129 00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:29,384 ...simpson and dllls refused to chase a dangerous felon yesterday? 130 00:13:31,106 --> 00:13:36,624 Can anyone tell me why they decided to sit down on a roof... 131 00:13:36,706 --> 00:13:42,815 ...while the rest of the precinct chased him through the streets of downtown seattle? 132 00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:49,096 Could it be because detectlve slmpson only has six more days... 133 00:13:49,186 --> 00:13:51,222 ...to serve on the force? - Elght. 134 00:13:52,226 --> 00:13:53,784 Oh, I’m sorry, Burt! 135 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,905 You're in for the long haul, aren't ya! Going for that gold watch! 136 00:13:57,986 --> 00:14:00,181 We chased the guy up to the roof. 137 00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:04,179 Where you managed, single-handedly, to subdue your partner... 138 00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:06,780 ...untll backup unlts could arrlve. 139 00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:10,063 I’m sure we'll all sleep a lot better knowing that! 140 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:17,499 Nice job, fella. 141 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:25,496 Detectlve slmpson did manage to, uh... retrleve a vltal plece of evldence. 142 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,454 - (officer whispers) yeah! With his head! - This... 143 00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:36,223 ...is part of a shlpment of experlmental weapons that was hljacked last tuesday. 144 00:14:36,306 --> 00:14:39,378 The feds believe it was a gang... 145 00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:43,618 ...last known to be operating out of chlcago, run by this guy: Carl stark. 146 00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:53,143 And any short-time goof-off that doesn't bust his ass to bring this guy in... 147 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:58,744 ...will be as popular around this precinct as a reggae band at a ku klux klan rally. 148 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,542 is that clear, Burty? 149 00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:10,939 Yeah. 150 00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:15,019 (woman) you think that because I wear a uniform I stop having feelings? 151 00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:19,861 - (man) don't do this to us! - (woman) I’m not doing anything! Lt's you! 152 00:15:19,946 --> 00:15:24,178 - you just don't understand! - What are you saying? 153 00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:26,742 That I don't love you? 154 00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:29,502 That I don't need you? 155 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:34,580 I’m saying that I’m not just a cop, david. I’m a woman, too. 156 00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:37,894 I thought this was gonna happen. 157 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:43,257 - Don't worry about it, Burt! - 30 years in the department! 158 00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:46,895 - Twinkle? - And he attacks my whole career... 159 00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:50,945 ...cos I exerclse a little judgment elght days before I retire. 160 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,256 Nobody's calling you a coward! 161 00:15:53,346 --> 00:15:57,578 - Hey, chlckenshit! Nice collar, boys! - Screw you, dan! 162 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,181 if you guys wanna smooch, you don't have to go up to the roof. 163 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:03,734 - I said screw you! - Just humour him, Ernle. 164 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:07,057 I’m glad you let him go. it'll look great when I get him. 165 00:16:07,146 --> 00:16:09,580 Dan, I didn't know you'd cut a record. 166 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,816 Dan mlller on the asshole label! 167 00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:14,784 That's funny, dllls. That's very funny. 168 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,739 I think your buddy forgot this. 169 00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,821 Don't hurt yourself, old-timer. 170 00:16:23,186 --> 00:16:27,976 You got eight days left on the force, and now you wanna buy life insurance? 171 00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:32,101 Getting shot is not the only way to buy the farm, pal. 172 00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:37,775 More men suffer massive coronaries in their fifties than any other time. 173 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:41,017 - isn't that something! - I’m not kidding. 174 00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:45,099 Liver dysfunction. Renal disorder. Degenerative nerve stuff. 175 00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:49,737 - All that stuff happens in your fifties. - Burt, stop worrying about your insides. 176 00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:53,375 I’m not worried about my insides. I’m worried about dougle. 177 00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,219 if it happens to me, how does he go to college? 178 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:58,143 How old is he? 179 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,057 Ten... 180 00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,943 ...and a half. 181 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,381 Shouldn't you be planning ahead? 182 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:07,424 (receptionist) Have a seat, please, Mr. Splvak. 183 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,261 You guys here for the drug test? 184 00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:22,742 - I wish! - Life insurance. 185 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:27,854 I’m a little nervous. My company sprang this on me at the last minute. 186 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:37,580 Do you think, if I smoked a joint two days ago, it might show up on this thing? 187 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:42,138 - Well, Burt, what do you think? - Definitely. 188 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:45,662 How do you know? 189 00:17:48,706 --> 00:17:53,143 (clears throat) of course, I really didn't smoke a joint two days ago! 190 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:58,104 Ok... Mr. Simpson, Mr. Splvak, you can come in now. 191 00:17:58,186 --> 00:18:00,142 Jeez! About time! 192 00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:06,176 Thanks, Mr. Simpson. You can get dressed now. 193 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:41,781 - Goodbye, Mr. Simpson! Have a nice day! - Thanks a lot. 194 00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,177 (school bell ringing) 195 00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,222 (children shouting) 196 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,465 (car horn) 197 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,622 - Hey, boy! - Hi! 198 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,504 - How ya doing? - I’m ok. 199 00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:05,902 Here you go, my man. 200 00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:08,454 Wow! What did you get me! 201 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,343 A surprise. 202 00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,144 Huh? 203 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:24,980 - What is it? - A beer stein, with the Harvard crest on it. 204 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:28,138 But, dad, I don't drink beer. 205 00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:33,380 it's just a souvenir. You just put it up on the shelf. Look at it... 206 00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,502 oh. 207 00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,702 - How's your mom? - She's ok. 208 00:19:37,786 --> 00:19:40,095 - Did you tell her I was coming? - Yeah. 209 00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:44,862 Burt, he's a 10-year-old boy, and you're not gonna give him an ulcer! 210 00:19:44,946 --> 00:19:48,575 - One little present. - Oh! The pennants, the sweat shirts... 211 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:51,976 if that kid doesn't get into Harvard, he'll kill himself. 212 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,022 He'll get in. 213 00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:57,985 Burt, you can't map out somebody's life 20 years in advance. 214 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,944 Nothing wrong with getting a head start. 215 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:04,735 - You're gonna give him your twitch. - What twitch? 216 00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:07,418 That twitch. 217 00:20:09,106 --> 00:20:11,062 Burt! 218 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:18,181 You know what he asked the other night? He asked if there'd be pe at Harvard. 219 00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:21,941 - What did you tell him? - I said not to worry about Harvard yet. 220 00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:23,345 Oh, honey, Jesus! 221 00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:27,817 - Burt, you can't live his life for him. - What's that supposed to mean? 222 00:20:27,906 --> 00:20:32,377 - Some things are out of your control. - Oh, yeah, here we go! 223 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,776 - That's what it means! - Why not say what you really mean? 224 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:39,541 - That I’m uptight and controlling. - That's not what I said. 225 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:43,255 Look, I planned my whole life so that kid could go to college. 226 00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:46,099 Can he please finish grammar school first? 227 00:20:46,186 --> 00:20:49,064 I’m only doing it because I love him. 228 00:20:49,146 --> 00:20:53,537 I know you do, Burt. But that's not loving him. 229 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:21,024 (lovers moaning and groaning next door) 230 00:21:21,586 --> 00:21:23,542 (thumping) 231 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,102 Animals! 232 00:21:29,346 --> 00:21:31,302 (woman next door laughs) 233 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:43,664 (machine) you have one message. 234 00:21:43,746 --> 00:21:45,702 What do you say, boys? 235 00:21:45,786 --> 00:21:49,574 Mr. Simpson, this is Becky Colton from the gas company. 236 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:55,218 This courtesy call is to inform you that your gas will be turned off today at 5pm. 237 00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:58,742 Thank you for using Seattle gas and electric. 238 00:21:58,826 --> 00:22:01,784 (machine) that was your last message. 239 00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:03,777 (lovers groaning) 240 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,015 (whiplash) 241 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:08,303 (groaning intensifies) 242 00:22:09,826 --> 00:22:11,862 Bless you, cowboy! 243 00:22:11,946 --> 00:22:14,506 - (whiplash) - Ow! 244 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,626 - Friggin' yahoos! - Yeah... 245 00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:44,742 - let's do some business. - No, stay here. 246 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:48,542 Mr Scalese? 247 00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:50,742 Let's see the merchandise. 248 00:22:57,466 --> 00:22:59,775 Oh, man! Look at this shit! 249 00:23:04,946 --> 00:23:09,895 The barrett. Model 82-a1, 50-callbre. Startron scope. 250 00:23:10,426 --> 00:23:13,816 11-round capacity, staggered-box magazine. 251 00:23:20,946 --> 00:23:24,700 - Heavy. What about the shells? - Like I told you... 252 00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:28,665 ...50-callbre, magneslum-tipped. The price is not negotiable. 253 00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:32,457 Everything's negotiable. 254 00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:34,502 A scratch! 255 00:23:35,266 --> 00:23:37,575 No bullet's worth 20 bucks a pop. 256 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,021 You ever been shot at with one of these? 257 00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:51,022 Jesus! 258 00:23:53,066 --> 00:23:54,784 That was stupid! 259 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,219 Ohh! 260 00:23:57,946 --> 00:23:59,459 Ohh! 261 00:23:59,546 --> 00:24:02,140 He's my wife’s cousin. 262 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,944 So you wanna do some business or what? 263 00:24:06,026 --> 00:24:07,982 Vlto, get up! 264 00:24:08,066 --> 00:24:09,215 Heh-heh-heh-heh! 265 00:24:09,306 --> 00:24:12,821 See the inflammation around the cell wall? 266 00:24:12,906 --> 00:24:16,785 - Discoloration. Can't be anything else. - Really? 267 00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:21,656 No question. Look how the spores invade the cell inning right there. 268 00:24:21,746 --> 00:24:27,343 - I may have seen three of these in my life. - Poor guy. He was gonna retire. 269 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:29,382 it's a shame. 270 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,661 You eat yet? 271 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,864 ...36... 272 00:24:35,226 --> 00:24:36,784 ...37... 273 00:24:37,346 --> 00:24:38,745 ...38... 274 00:24:39,226 --> 00:24:41,820 - (phone rings) ...39... 275 00:24:41,906 --> 00:24:42,895 ...40... 276 00:24:42,986 --> 00:24:44,977 hello? 277 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,977 Hey, doc. How ya doin'? 278 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:49,022 When, now? 279 00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:51,974 I don't understand. I mean... 280 00:24:52,786 --> 00:24:55,141 where? At your offlce? 281 00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:58,139 Well, yeah... I can get there about two. 282 00:24:59,466 --> 00:25:01,980 Ok. Yeah, I’ll see you then. Ok. 283 00:25:05,186 --> 00:25:07,780 41... 42... 284 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:10,862 (ticking) 285 00:25:20,466 --> 00:25:22,422 (knock at door) 286 00:25:24,866 --> 00:25:27,061 Burt, this is dr goldman. 287 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:30,661 - He's a haematologlst. - Hi. How are you? 288 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:37,185 I asked him to come because... it appears you have... a rather rare blood dlsorder. 289 00:25:37,266 --> 00:25:39,985 Dlsorder? You mean like, uh... 290 00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:42,022 like a, uh... a dlsorder? 291 00:25:42,106 --> 00:25:48,545 I’ll let dr goldman explain. He's an expert, and can make it a lot clearer than I can. 292 00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:52,221 I thought you were gonna explain it to him? 293 00:25:52,306 --> 00:25:56,538 - Well... you know the dlsease. - Yeah. 294 00:25:56,626 --> 00:26:00,824 - But he's your patlent. - What's going on? 295 00:26:00,906 --> 00:26:05,696 Burt, you have a dlsease known as... autotoxla haematosa. 296 00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:08,664 The common name is wexler's curtain. 297 00:26:08,746 --> 00:26:11,624 it's a progresslve blood dlsorder. 298 00:26:11,706 --> 00:26:16,905 The lymphatlc system attacks the red blood cells, mlstaking them for a vlrus. 299 00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,944 - it's very rare. - Yeah? 300 00:26:20,026 --> 00:26:24,099 As the dlsease progresses, the iining of the cells weakens... 301 00:26:24,186 --> 00:26:29,977 ...and can no longer oxygenate the body. This, of course, includes the brain. 302 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,022 Well... 303 00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:35,178 - of course. - As the deprlvatlon becomes... 304 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:37,222 ...more pronounced... 305 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:40,901 ...the tlssue itself begins to deterlorate... 306 00:26:40,986 --> 00:26:44,865 ...llterally suffocating from the lack of oxygen. 307 00:26:44,946 --> 00:26:49,781 The entlre process takes about... two and a half weeks. 308 00:26:49,866 --> 00:26:52,141 I don't understand. 309 00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:54,185 Well... 310 00:26:55,626 --> 00:26:57,821 we're afrald it's... terminal. 311 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,305 Terminal? 312 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:06,335 I often don't tell patlents, because there's nothing they can do. But in your case... 313 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:10,942 ...the progression is so rapld, I thought you mlght need a chance... 314 00:27:11,026 --> 00:27:13,256 ...to get your affairs in order. 315 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:19,578 What you're saying is I’m dying. 316 00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:24,022 I’m really dying. 317 00:27:24,106 --> 00:27:25,698 I’m afrald so. 318 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:31,419 The later stages are marked by a neurologlcal breakdown. 319 00:27:31,506 --> 00:27:36,819 - There's some medlcatlon, but... - what about chemotherapy? 320 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:40,137 Unfortunately, Burt... this is not cancer. 321 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,182 Oh. 322 00:27:43,706 --> 00:27:46,778 Your body has actually... turned on itself. 323 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,744 I hate to have to tell you this, Burt. 324 00:27:50,826 --> 00:27:54,819 it's always hard for a doctor to know whether he should be candid... 325 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:57,466 ...with someone in your posltlon. 326 00:27:57,906 --> 00:28:03,981 I just felt that telling you was the right thing to do under the clrcumstances. 327 00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:06,022 Yeah, that's, uh... 328 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,301 you did the right thing. 329 00:28:09,386 --> 00:28:11,946 if there's anything else we can do... 330 00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:14,221 ...please, let us know. 331 00:28:15,106 --> 00:28:20,339 in the meantime, take two of these as soon as the dlzziness starts. 332 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:55,055 (barking) 333 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:01,662 (growling) 334 00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:25,943 Mom, I don't believe it! 335 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:30,463 They accepted me! I have been offered a place at harvard! 336 00:30:32,906 --> 00:30:34,464 Mom? 337 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:38,425 - I don't know how to tell you this, honey. - What is it, mom? 338 00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:45,105 Ten years ago, when your father died, the insurance company only left us $22,000. 339 00:30:45,186 --> 00:30:51,182 We've been ilving off of that money for the last ten years. There's no money left. 340 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:54,463 You won't be able to go to harvard. 341 00:30:54,546 --> 00:30:56,821 There's always community college. 342 00:30:56,906 --> 00:30:58,578 Oh! 343 00:31:09,306 --> 00:31:10,261 Hi. 344 00:31:10,946 --> 00:31:11,901 Hi. 345 00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:13,261 Hi. 346 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:14,701 Hi. 347 00:31:15,946 --> 00:31:20,064 - What's wrong? - Nothing. You're... you're gonna be fine. 348 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,340 I am? 349 00:31:21,426 --> 00:31:23,144 Absolutely. 350 00:31:23,226 --> 00:31:24,102 Oh. 351 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:27,576 - Well, wanna come in? - Yeah. 352 00:31:32,386 --> 00:31:34,377 Burt, what's going on? 353 00:31:34,466 --> 00:31:38,618 - I just... don't want you to worry. - What would I worry about? 354 00:31:38,706 --> 00:31:43,097 - The future. - you always worry about the future. 355 00:31:43,186 --> 00:31:46,064 Remember when dougle made this for us? 356 00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:49,024 - Dougle didn't make that for us. - He didn't? 357 00:31:49,106 --> 00:31:51,336 Uh-uh. 358 00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:57,464 - Burt, what's going on? - Nothing. 359 00:31:57,546 --> 00:32:00,856 Nothing. You're gonna... you're gonna be fine. 360 00:32:00,946 --> 00:32:03,255 - You're gonna be ok. - What? 361 00:32:03,346 --> 00:32:05,701 Dougle's gonna be fine. 362 00:32:05,786 --> 00:32:10,735 - Would you like to sit down? - No, I don't have time. I mean... 363 00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:14,102 honey, I just want you to know that... 364 00:32:14,186 --> 00:32:19,260 ...I’ve taken care of everything. I know you know that, but I’ve still taken care of it. 365 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:22,099 it's just as taken care of as it always was. 366 00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:23,665 Burt... 367 00:32:23,746 --> 00:32:28,376 - I’ve gotta go now. I mean... - Burt, talk to me. What is the matter? 368 00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:30,738 Nothing. 369 00:32:31,546 --> 00:32:32,581 Burt... 370 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:34,622 everything's fine. 371 00:32:34,706 --> 00:32:36,537 I can handie it. 372 00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:38,696 (door slams) 373 00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:53,019 Hey! 374 00:32:59,786 --> 00:33:03,415 Sure! The pollcy's in effect as long as you're on the force. 375 00:33:03,506 --> 00:33:09,103 - How much is it worth? - At this point, $350,000. 376 00:33:09,186 --> 00:33:12,861 350... ok... well, thank you very much. 377 00:33:12,946 --> 00:33:16,222 - The only thing is... - what? 378 00:33:16,306 --> 00:33:19,059 - it's iine-of-duty coverage. - I don't understand. 379 00:33:19,146 --> 00:33:21,580 it means you've gotta get... you know... 380 00:33:22,386 --> 00:33:23,341 killed? 381 00:33:23,426 --> 00:33:28,659 They only pay out for iine of duty. You can't collect on anything else. 382 00:33:28,746 --> 00:33:31,499 Oh... ok. Well, thanks. 383 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:36,461 - I want double duty. - What? 384 00:33:36,546 --> 00:33:39,618 - I want double duty. - is this a joke? 385 00:33:39,706 --> 00:33:43,665 - I owe it to the department. - is it what I said in the squad room? 386 00:33:43,746 --> 00:33:46,624 You're two cars short in the flats. I’ll take one. 387 00:33:46,706 --> 00:33:48,981 - Are you all right? - What? 388 00:33:49,066 --> 00:33:51,341 - You seem a little tense. - Tense? 389 00:33:51,426 --> 00:33:56,784 Look, I know how hard this last week is. I’ve seen a lot of guys go through this. 390 00:33:56,866 --> 00:33:59,334 - Why don't I put you on a desk? - No, damn it! 391 00:34:00,786 --> 00:34:04,574 I want double duty. Now you've gotta give it to me. 392 00:34:05,266 --> 00:34:07,097 Fine, Burt, you've got it. 393 00:34:07,186 --> 00:34:09,142 Good! 394 00:34:10,106 --> 00:34:11,539 Good. 395 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:16,860 Thanks. 396 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:56,775 - Double duty in the flats?! - We're still cops, Ernle. 397 00:34:56,866 --> 00:35:01,018 it's like west belrut down there and we're signed up for 14 hours! 398 00:35:01,106 --> 00:35:04,416 if you're trying to prove something about yesterday... 399 00:35:04,506 --> 00:35:07,179 it's not about yesterday. it's about tomorrow. 400 00:35:09,506 --> 00:35:11,781 it's probably that male menopause. 401 00:35:11,866 --> 00:35:15,176 Why not just lose your hair and date unsultable women? 402 00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:17,621 - is the radlo working? - What? 403 00:35:17,706 --> 00:35:20,425 - The radlo - is it working? - Why wouldn't it be? 404 00:35:20,506 --> 00:35:23,896 Toughest nelghbourhood, and we haven't had a call yet. 405 00:35:23,986 --> 00:35:27,058 - Burt, what is the matter! - Nothing's the matter. 406 00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:29,535 - Where's your vest? - Not wearing it. 407 00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:32,299 - You're not wearing your vest? - No! 408 00:35:32,386 --> 00:35:34,297 issue a press release about it! 409 00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:39,585 (radlo) domestic violence in progress. 1235 chanteclaire. Proceed code three. 410 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,622 That's more like it. 411 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,662 (siren) 412 00:35:53,786 --> 00:35:55,742 Burt, what's got into you? 413 00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:02,383 Open up! Police officers! 414 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,975 Police officers! Open up! 415 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,057 - (old woman) who? - Police. 416 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:14,024 - (old man) who's denlse? - Police! 417 00:36:17,346 --> 00:36:19,985 I don't believe this! 418 00:36:20,066 --> 00:36:24,218 - She tried to kill me. - What? 419 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:26,979 - Just calm down, ma'am. - (shouts) what? 420 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,705 - Unbellevable! - Sir, tell me what happened. 421 00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:33,699 She hit me with an iron. Look! 422 00:36:33,786 --> 00:36:35,742 He says you hit him with an iron. 423 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:39,182 - Who's myron? - I don't believe this! 424 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:42,099 An iron. he says you hit him with an iron. 425 00:36:42,186 --> 00:36:45,542 I did! He's a skunk! 426 00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:48,140 Why is he a skunk? 427 00:36:48,226 --> 00:36:50,899 Because he said he was leaving. 428 00:36:50,986 --> 00:36:53,819 She said that you said you were leaving. 429 00:36:53,906 --> 00:36:55,624 No. 430 00:36:55,706 --> 00:36:58,266 I said I was eating! 431 00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,904 (old woman laughs) 432 00:37:04,346 --> 00:37:08,862 Open the book! Look at this and you can be saved, even as I was saved! 433 00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:11,585 I was just like anybody else here! 434 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:17,298 You say it doesn't apply to you, but it does apply to you, because this is your life... 435 00:37:17,386 --> 00:37:21,299 ...this is your truth! He took me down as low as a man can go... 436 00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:25,425 I got you some yoghurts. Peach or... blueberry? 437 00:37:28,026 --> 00:37:29,982 Burt? 438 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:32,580 Do you believe in life after death? 439 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:35,817 Look, if peach or blueberry is too tough a question... 440 00:37:37,866 --> 00:37:40,380 do you, uh... believe in heaven? 441 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,422 - Heaven? - Mm-hm. 442 00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:46,299 Gee, I... don't know, Burt. 443 00:37:46,386 --> 00:37:51,335 That was something my dad talked about after his first heart attack. 444 00:37:51,426 --> 00:37:54,657 You know those stories about people who almost died? 445 00:37:54,746 --> 00:37:59,456 They talk about this tunnel of white light, which they kinda float into, and... 446 00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:03,983 ...there's a garden with all the people they've ever known waiting for them? 447 00:38:04,066 --> 00:38:05,021 Yeah. 448 00:38:05,106 --> 00:38:10,783 My dad was out for two minutes. When they got him back, he talked about it. 449 00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:12,777 What did he see? 450 00:38:14,866 --> 00:38:16,777 - Nothing. - Nothing? 451 00:38:16,866 --> 00:38:21,144 No tunnel, no floating. No white light. Just him. 452 00:38:21,226 --> 00:38:24,696 Lying there on the bed one minute, and the next... 453 00:38:25,186 --> 00:38:27,142 squat! 454 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,984 Gimme one of those. 455 00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:32,540 (radio) bravo unit. Sliver pontiac. 456 00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:37,541 Need assist, southbound, on east seattle parkway. Respond code three. 457 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:39,338 - That's it! - What's it? 458 00:38:39,426 --> 00:38:40,461 This is it! 459 00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:44,505 Burt, we're nowhere near the east seattle parkway! 460 00:38:49,106 --> 00:38:52,143 - Get out of the car! - What are you talking about? 461 00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:54,694 - The rear tyre - it's low. - it doesn't feel low. 462 00:38:54,786 --> 00:38:59,337 - it's low! Get out! - Burt! Oh, god! 463 00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:08,261 Burt! Your yoghurt! 464 00:39:09,426 --> 00:39:11,382 I said... save him! 465 00:39:12,026 --> 00:39:14,460 (sirens) 466 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:40,416 - How fast is that? - I don't know. 467 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:42,462 - How fast are we going? - 90! 468 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,138 is he trying to kill himself? 469 00:39:47,266 --> 00:39:49,541 (tyres screech) 470 00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:54,339 This is for you, dougle! You're going to college, little guy! 471 00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,415 Come on! Blow 'em away! 472 00:40:01,506 --> 00:40:03,224 No problem! 473 00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:13,178 Machine guns! All right! 474 00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:14,221 Go! Go! 475 00:40:15,186 --> 00:40:17,381 Look out! 476 00:40:29,946 --> 00:40:31,857 - Get this thing moving! - I’m wide open! 477 00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:36,499 Lose them! 478 00:41:05,706 --> 00:41:07,424 Get this guy off my ass! 479 00:41:15,626 --> 00:41:17,662 Right here! 480 00:41:22,426 --> 00:41:24,178 Jesus! 481 00:41:38,986 --> 00:41:40,101 Goddamn it! 482 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,264 Goodbye, carolyn! 483 00:41:55,066 --> 00:41:56,499 Aw! 484 00:42:16,946 --> 00:42:18,584 Holy shit! 485 00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:23,939 Blow this guy away! 486 00:42:25,866 --> 00:42:27,060 Come on! Shoot! 487 00:42:46,226 --> 00:42:49,059 How do you like that, you ugly son of a bitch! 488 00:42:52,306 --> 00:42:53,819 This guy's crazy! 489 00:42:58,866 --> 00:43:00,140 Slow down! 490 00:43:00,226 --> 00:43:02,103 Watch it! Watch it! 491 00:43:04,186 --> 00:43:05,380 Jeez! 492 00:43:13,306 --> 00:43:15,945 - You son of a bitch! - Get away from this guy! 493 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:17,744 Come on! 494 00:43:23,466 --> 00:43:25,138 You wanna play rough? 495 00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:30,658 Look out! 496 00:43:30,746 --> 00:43:32,418 - Aaaghh! - Aaaghh! 497 00:43:36,346 --> 00:43:37,938 Where'd he go? 498 00:43:39,746 --> 00:43:42,021 Now your ass is mine! 499 00:43:43,826 --> 00:43:45,145 Jeez! 500 00:43:50,386 --> 00:43:51,660 Whoa! 501 00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:07,061 Move! 502 00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:08,943 Waaaagggghh! 503 00:44:27,106 --> 00:44:29,222 Man, this guy is pissin' me off! 504 00:44:29,306 --> 00:44:30,705 Son of a bitch! 505 00:45:04,586 --> 00:45:06,065 Look out! 506 00:45:13,706 --> 00:45:16,584 Now or never, Burt, old buddy! 507 00:45:25,586 --> 00:45:26,735 Aaagghh! 508 00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:46,982 Get off my face! 509 00:45:47,906 --> 00:45:50,784 Can't you idiots do anything right?! 510 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:59,219 For risking your life for this department, for bravery beyond the call of duty... 511 00:45:59,306 --> 00:46:05,461 ...the Seattle police department's proud to present you with this medal of valour... 512 00:46:05,546 --> 00:46:08,743 ...along with the accompanying citations. 513 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:12,742 We're just glad you're still around to get it. 514 00:46:29,066 --> 00:46:32,024 I didn't steal those letters, David. 515 00:46:32,546 --> 00:46:34,184 I wrote them. 516 00:46:34,266 --> 00:46:37,702 - You're not pregnant? - No, I’m not pregnant. 517 00:46:37,786 --> 00:46:40,300 I’m your twin sister - Joan. 518 00:46:40,386 --> 00:46:43,139 - She died in the orphanage. - No! 519 00:46:43,226 --> 00:46:45,376 - I don't get it. - Shh! 520 00:46:45,466 --> 00:46:47,934 I managed to escape, but I lost my memory! 521 00:46:48,026 --> 00:46:51,496 - I’m your partner, Burt. I wanna know. - Nothing's the matter. 522 00:46:51,586 --> 00:46:54,976 You kick me out of the car and drive off a building! 523 00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,385 An impulse. 524 00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:59,219 - I can't take any more. - Put the gun down! 525 00:46:59,306 --> 00:47:00,864 (gunshot) 526 00:47:04,066 --> 00:47:05,419 Burty! 527 00:47:05,506 --> 00:47:08,703 - What do you want? - Just congratulating your partner. 528 00:47:08,786 --> 00:47:11,903 You squashed lutz, Jonas b, and his brother Michael. 529 00:47:11,986 --> 00:47:14,102 Two right-hand men to Carl stark. 530 00:47:14,826 --> 00:47:16,782 Gun smuggler supreme... 531 00:47:16,866 --> 00:47:21,337 ...and killer in cold blood of any cops that cross his path. 532 00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:26,982 it's big time! You bagged two stars! I won't tell you how to live your life... 533 00:47:27,066 --> 00:47:30,422 ...but I’d get a bullet-proof house if I were you. 534 00:47:34,866 --> 00:47:37,061 Easy come, easy go, huh? 535 00:47:42,706 --> 00:47:45,664 - Can I help you? - Oh, um... 536 00:47:46,066 --> 00:47:50,503 yeah. I, uh... I’d like to buy a... 537 00:47:51,666 --> 00:47:53,816 - a housing? - Excuse me? 538 00:47:53,906 --> 00:47:59,105 - We call them housings. - Oh. Well... yeah. 539 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:01,582 What price range? 540 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:05,784 Well, i... I really don't know. is there a big difference? 541 00:48:05,866 --> 00:48:09,859 Oh, sure. I’ve got everything from 1,800 to 60,000. 542 00:48:09,946 --> 00:48:12,904 60,000 dollars? 543 00:48:12,986 --> 00:48:15,500 Lt's titanium alloy. (knocks) 544 00:48:17,146 --> 00:48:20,502 Lt's all a question of durability. 545 00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:25,894 Most people think they just put you in the ground, and the next thing you're dust. 546 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:29,376 But there's lots of intermediate stages. 547 00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:34,176 You want something that's really gonna hold up when the body starts to rot. 548 00:48:37,106 --> 00:48:41,975 - Was it a loved one? - Well, uh... I guess. Yeah. 549 00:48:42,066 --> 00:48:45,581 - A friend? - Sort of. Yeah. 550 00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:49,944 Some think it's silly to match the housing with the individual. 551 00:48:50,026 --> 00:48:53,860 But let's face it - they're in there for an awfully long time. 552 00:48:53,946 --> 00:48:58,576 Yeah. Well, uh... I don't know. I don't know what to say. 553 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:03,057 - He was, uh... he was... reasonable. - Reasonable? 554 00:49:03,146 --> 00:49:06,980 Yeah, he was. And he was young. 555 00:49:07,066 --> 00:49:09,978 - 50. just turned 50. - That's very sad. 556 00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:12,705 Yeah, it is sad. 557 00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:16,859 - Did I tell you he was a cop? - No. 558 00:49:16,946 --> 00:49:19,779 30 years on the force, and... 559 00:49:19,866 --> 00:49:22,380 ...Five days from his pension, and now... 560 00:49:22,466 --> 00:49:25,026 it isn't fair sometimes, hm? 561 00:49:27,546 --> 00:49:31,698 He once wanted this convertible. Little red mustang. 562 00:49:31,786 --> 00:49:37,383 He decided he wanted to save. He wanted to... put something away for the future. 563 00:49:37,466 --> 00:49:38,945 Sure! 564 00:49:40,106 --> 00:49:42,495 Well... is that so wrong? 565 00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:47,783 So wrong to wanna put something away? Something to... rely on? 566 00:49:47,866 --> 00:49:48,901 No! 567 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:53,935 Not that you can rely on anything these days. Nothing makes any sense. 568 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:58,541 Does it make any sense to die at 50? is that sensible? 569 00:49:58,626 --> 00:50:02,335 I don't know. I guess you just gotta live for today. 570 00:50:03,466 --> 00:50:05,661 Live for today. 571 00:50:05,746 --> 00:50:09,182 Yeah. You know... let the future take care of itself. 572 00:50:09,266 --> 00:50:11,734 Let the future take... 573 00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:16,543 live for today and let the future take care of itself. 574 00:50:16,626 --> 00:50:19,459 How about something in a nice cedar? 575 00:50:24,866 --> 00:50:26,663 Burt! 576 00:50:26,746 --> 00:50:30,261 Listen, uh... I’m sorry. 577 00:50:30,346 --> 00:50:32,416 About what? 578 00:50:32,506 --> 00:50:34,974 Everything. 579 00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:39,136 That's a lot! 580 00:50:39,226 --> 00:50:41,899 I’m sorry about the other day. 581 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:44,979 - I’m sorry about the past Five years. - Huh! 582 00:50:45,066 --> 00:50:48,183 - I’m sorry about this toaster. - Toaster? 583 00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:52,179 Yeah, this toaster. Remember? You wanted the one with the top brown. 584 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:54,780 I made you buy this with the better warranty. 585 00:50:54,866 --> 00:50:57,221 I was wrong. 586 00:50:57,306 --> 00:50:59,137 I’m sorry. 587 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:02,104 I accept your apology. 588 00:51:02,186 --> 00:51:05,417 Sorry about those plastic slip covers, too. 589 00:51:06,786 --> 00:51:08,538 I, uh... 590 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:12,102 I’m really sorry I made you clip these damn coupons. 591 00:51:14,066 --> 00:51:17,183 - Burt, what is the matter? - Nothing. Nothing. 592 00:51:17,266 --> 00:51:20,258 Everything, uh... everything's fine. 593 00:51:20,346 --> 00:51:22,462 I can tell. 594 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:26,585 it is, really. Everything's wonderful. i, uh... 595 00:51:26,706 --> 00:51:28,662 I love you. 596 00:51:33,066 --> 00:51:35,022 Jesus, Burt! 597 00:51:35,106 --> 00:51:36,858 I do. 598 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:40,260 Not in the way I ever loved you before. 599 00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:44,542 I love you. I mean you. I don't love us. 600 00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:47,857 - Not the house, the tax returns... - stop it, Burt! 601 00:51:47,946 --> 00:51:53,179 - I love the way you snort when you laugh. - (snorts) you hate the way I snort! 602 00:51:53,266 --> 00:51:55,257 Exactly! That's the point. 603 00:51:57,746 --> 00:52:03,025 Look... I need you to know this, carolyn. 604 00:52:03,106 --> 00:52:05,495 I have to have you know this, right now. 605 00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:09,215 - You said not to snort when we went out. - I hate myself for it. 606 00:52:09,306 --> 00:52:11,501 is this a midlife crisis? 607 00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:15,140 Yes. Sort of. 608 00:52:15,226 --> 00:52:17,615 Want some hawallan punch? 609 00:52:19,626 --> 00:52:24,746 Do you remember at your sister's house? You came into the bathroom with me... 610 00:52:24,826 --> 00:52:25,781 Burt... 611 00:52:25,866 --> 00:52:29,779 the party was going on outside and you were a little drunk... 612 00:52:29,866 --> 00:52:32,585 - that's enough. - I wanted to, too! 613 00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:35,578 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! 614 00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:41,343 I just thought, with all those people... I thought they'd hear, and... I got chicken. 615 00:52:45,866 --> 00:52:48,426 Burt, I think you'd better go. 616 00:52:51,066 --> 00:52:52,545 No. 617 00:52:53,466 --> 00:52:56,026 No, I’m not gonna leave. 618 00:53:00,466 --> 00:53:05,620 Do you remember when you used to sing to dougle when he was a baby? 619 00:53:09,466 --> 00:53:12,299 I used to stand out in the hall... 620 00:53:12,386 --> 00:53:14,820 ...and just watch you. 621 00:53:16,866 --> 00:53:19,903 And sometimes I would... I would start crying. 622 00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:28,141 And when dougle was being born, I made the nurse let me stand in the doorway... 623 00:53:28,226 --> 00:53:32,378 ...so I could hear that you were all right. 624 00:53:36,066 --> 00:53:39,945 And... when you were taking those drawing classes... 625 00:53:40,026 --> 00:53:43,985 ...and you'd come home and throw away some of your pictures? 626 00:53:44,266 --> 00:53:48,703 I picked those pictures out of the garbage... and I put 'em in a drawer. 627 00:53:52,866 --> 00:53:55,699 That's the way I’ve always felt about you. 628 00:54:01,266 --> 00:54:04,019 I just haven't been able to... say it. 629 00:54:11,866 --> 00:54:14,016 Jesus, Burt! 630 00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:36,415 Lt's been a long time since I felt like that. 631 00:54:38,146 --> 00:54:40,102 Me, too. 632 00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:47,221 You mean you haven't? 633 00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:50,499 No. Not really. 634 00:54:52,466 --> 00:54:54,422 Have you? 635 00:54:54,946 --> 00:54:56,743 No. 636 00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:05,021 Not really. 637 00:55:19,466 --> 00:55:22,185 Ever notice how perfect a tullp is? 638 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:25,821 What? 639 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:29,262 The petals. They open up like... 640 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,622 ...tiny little bells. 641 00:55:32,706 --> 00:55:35,664 Burt, please tell me what the hell is going on. 642 00:55:37,866 --> 00:55:40,744 I just think it's wonderful, that's all. 643 00:55:41,466 --> 00:55:43,616 it's an incredible thing. 644 00:55:44,826 --> 00:55:47,386 My partner is turning into oscar wilde! 645 00:55:49,466 --> 00:55:55,143 (radio) one-eleven in progress. 1800 marshall avenue. Proceed code three. 646 00:55:56,986 --> 00:55:59,819 All right, men, into your positions! 647 00:56:04,506 --> 00:56:06,462 - Get back there! - Yes, sir! 648 00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:16,698 - Glad you guys could make it. - What's going on? 649 00:56:16,786 --> 00:56:20,779 Freakin' loony tune's got himself wired to some dynamite. 650 00:56:20,866 --> 00:56:23,824 Wants to talk to the president or his ex-wife. 651 00:56:23,906 --> 00:56:25,897 - Ex-wife? - Yeah. 652 00:56:25,986 --> 00:56:30,104 Every time we get close he says love is dead in the world. 653 00:56:34,466 --> 00:56:36,422 I’m ready, captain. 654 00:56:39,706 --> 00:56:41,662 Shut up, dills! 655 00:56:45,226 --> 00:56:47,421 All right, people! Let's get ready! 656 00:56:48,306 --> 00:56:50,900 into positions, men! That's right. 657 00:56:59,066 --> 00:57:01,022 Where's Burt? 658 00:57:01,106 --> 00:57:03,415 Excuse me. 659 00:57:07,026 --> 00:57:09,460 - Oh, no! - What the hell? 660 00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:13,785 Hey, Simpson! 661 00:57:15,546 --> 00:57:17,218 Simpson! This is my... 662 00:57:17,586 --> 00:57:20,942 Simpson! Simpson! This is my bust, Simpson! 663 00:57:21,026 --> 00:57:23,984 Simpson! You listen to me! 664 00:57:24,506 --> 00:57:25,859 Simpson! 665 00:57:47,306 --> 00:57:48,261 Hi. 666 00:57:55,866 --> 00:57:57,299 My name's Burt. 667 00:58:01,026 --> 00:58:03,620 Love is dead in the world. 668 00:58:05,266 --> 00:58:07,222 I know what you mean. 669 00:58:07,306 --> 00:58:09,456 You do? 670 00:58:09,546 --> 00:58:11,502 Yeah. 671 00:58:14,466 --> 00:58:16,138 Like... 672 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:19,821 like it just got... lost or something. 673 00:58:22,426 --> 00:58:25,224 Like it just froze along the way. 674 00:58:28,706 --> 00:58:30,537 I, uh... 675 00:58:31,706 --> 00:58:33,662 I heard about your wife. 676 00:58:35,066 --> 00:58:36,340 Yolanda? 677 00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,502 Yolanda. 678 00:58:39,866 --> 00:58:42,938 I know... how much pain you must be in. 679 00:58:44,026 --> 00:58:46,984 So you're gonna blow yourself up? 680 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:50,217 Because you think she doesn't love you any more? 681 00:58:53,386 --> 00:58:56,617 I think... maybe she still loves you. 682 00:58:56,706 --> 00:58:58,981 You do? 683 00:58:59,066 --> 00:59:01,022 Yes, I do. 684 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:07,665 When, um... when was the last time you told her you love her? 685 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:11,216 A long time ago, huh? 686 00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:15,141 Just slowly stopped talking to each other. 687 00:59:15,226 --> 00:59:20,380 And you can't even remember why you fell in love in the first place, right? 688 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:29,579 Well, obviously, you can remember that now or you wouldn't be doing this. 689 00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:34,461 Oh... 690 00:59:34,546 --> 00:59:37,583 ...go ahead and blow yourself up if you want. 691 00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:40,385 You're sure gonna be missing a lot. 692 00:59:41,066 --> 00:59:43,022 Do you have any klds? 693 00:59:45,066 --> 00:59:47,057 Mickey and mikey. 694 00:59:47,146 --> 00:59:49,057 How old are they? 695 00:59:49,146 --> 00:59:51,865 31/4 and 5. 696 00:59:51,946 --> 00:59:55,939 if you're gone, who's gonna see they graduate high school? 697 00:59:56,026 --> 01:00:00,304 How you gonna find out whether they found a nice girl? 698 01:00:00,386 --> 01:00:02,377 Huh? 699 01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:07,017 - Whether Mikey's stutter cleared up? - Mikey doesn't stutter! 700 01:00:07,106 --> 01:00:10,382 No, but let's just say that he did. 701 01:00:10,466 --> 01:00:14,015 There's so much... there's so many... 702 01:00:14,106 --> 01:00:18,782 ...so many little things that we don't even notice until they're gone. 703 01:00:18,866 --> 01:00:20,618 Can Mickey ride a bike? 704 01:00:22,866 --> 01:00:26,176 Don't you wanna teach him? Or see him get his braces? 705 01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:30,179 - Or touch the top of that door jamb? - How did you know about the door jamb? 706 01:00:30,266 --> 01:00:32,222 Pal, come on! 707 01:00:33,426 --> 01:00:35,781 You may think you know him, but... 708 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:39,222 ...I bet you don't even know who his teacher is. 709 01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:42,264 Or the names of the monsters in his room. 710 01:00:44,066 --> 01:00:47,024 Or why he burled his shoes that time... 711 01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:50,985 ...or why he made you call him peter for a whole month. 712 01:00:54,666 --> 01:00:59,057 You know, you just take things like that for granted. 713 01:00:59,146 --> 01:01:04,140 Then one day there's a stranger standing in the door, saying: 714 01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:07,184 Can I borrow the car keys, dad? 715 01:01:09,706 --> 01:01:12,504 You don't know how it got that way. 716 01:01:13,546 --> 01:01:16,697 You don't even know what you're doing there. 717 01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:18,617 God! 718 01:01:20,266 --> 01:01:22,222 Lt's gone then. 719 01:01:24,586 --> 01:01:28,420 Once it's gone, you can't get it back... 720 01:01:29,466 --> 01:01:31,536 ...no matter how hard you try. 721 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:44,426 No one should kill himself. 722 01:01:45,866 --> 01:01:48,255 Don't you do that. 723 01:01:56,626 --> 01:01:59,220 Oh, I’ve been so stupid! 724 01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:09,902 (applause) 725 01:02:09,986 --> 01:02:11,942 (cheering) 726 01:02:22,026 --> 01:02:23,982 - Thank you. - Ok, pal. 727 01:02:24,066 --> 01:02:26,136 All right, come with us. 728 01:02:27,506 --> 01:02:31,818 Hell of a job, Burt! Completely insane, man, but a hell of a job! 729 01:02:31,906 --> 01:02:33,658 First rate! 730 01:02:33,746 --> 01:02:36,385 - Here, we can get a shot. - All right, folks... 731 01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:39,424 there's one thing, Burt. Where's the bomb? 732 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:42,020 - The bomb? - Yeah. 733 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:52,694 And in recognltion of an act of outstanding heroism... 734 01:02:52,786 --> 01:02:57,416 ...the seattle police department awards you the sliver cross. 735 01:02:57,506 --> 01:02:59,144 (applause) 736 01:03:14,906 --> 01:03:17,784 - Burt, you didn't even make a speech! - I’m in a hurry. 737 01:03:17,866 --> 01:03:19,777 Why? Where are you going? 738 01:03:19,866 --> 01:03:22,664 - Haven't got time, Ernle. - Where are you going! 739 01:03:22,746 --> 01:03:26,534 - You're not going anywhere, Simpson. - Jesus, miller, not now! 740 01:03:26,626 --> 01:03:31,416 - Who do you think you are? - He's my partner, shit-for-brains! 741 01:03:31,506 --> 01:03:33,224 I’m sorry I took your bust. 742 01:03:33,306 --> 01:03:36,537 if I could, I’d put it on your record. it doesn't matter to me. 743 01:03:36,626 --> 01:03:40,983 - That's not good enough. - it has to be, cos I’m in a big hurry. 744 01:03:41,066 --> 01:03:43,978 I don't give a shit. We're having it out right now. 745 01:03:44,066 --> 01:03:47,183 Miller, look, I’m not gonna swing at ya. 746 01:03:47,266 --> 01:03:51,976 Because you're a wuss, Simpson. Just like I always thought you were. 747 01:03:52,066 --> 01:03:54,626 Yeah, well, maybe you're right. 748 01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:56,742 On the other hand... 749 01:03:59,146 --> 01:04:01,102 ...you could be wrong. 750 01:04:02,146 --> 01:04:04,740 I love you, Burt Simpson. 751 01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:08,064 (car horn) 752 01:04:09,066 --> 01:04:10,021 Dougle! 753 01:04:10,226 --> 01:04:11,818 Dougle! 754 01:04:15,266 --> 01:04:16,904 Hey, boy! 755 01:04:16,986 --> 01:04:19,784 - How ya doing? - I’m ok. I’m fine. 756 01:04:19,866 --> 01:04:23,461 - Who were ya talking to? Gimme a hug. - Just my buddies. 757 01:04:23,546 --> 01:04:25,741 I gotcha, right where I want ya! 758 01:04:26,306 --> 01:04:29,378 - Dad, I can't breathe! - I gotcha now! 759 01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:31,661 - (car horn) - You give up? 760 01:04:31,746 --> 01:04:33,338 Uncle! Uncle! 761 01:04:33,546 --> 01:04:35,502 (car horns) 762 01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:39,505 - Are you really sure? - Never been so sure in my life! 763 01:04:40,266 --> 01:04:41,494 Jesus! 764 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:46,023 - You're all set, Mr Simpson. - Ok, great! Thank you very much. 765 01:04:46,106 --> 01:04:48,062 You all set, Mr Simpson? 766 01:04:48,146 --> 01:04:50,580 - You bet! - All right! 767 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:54,420 (~ ''roll with it'' by Steve winwood on car radio) 768 01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:00,138 You like it? 769 01:05:00,226 --> 01:05:01,181 Hey! 770 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:04,822 I love it! 771 01:05:08,866 --> 01:05:11,505 Dad, wait a minute! This is a really good song! 772 01:05:12,466 --> 01:05:15,060 - This? You like this? - Yeah! 773 01:05:15,146 --> 01:05:19,662 (sings along) ~ you can make it... roll with it, baby 774 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:26,022 ~ when this world turns its back on you 775 01:05:26,546 --> 01:05:29,902 ~ hang in, and you just re-think it through 776 01:05:29,986 --> 01:05:32,420 ~ you just roll with it, baby 777 01:05:32,866 --> 01:05:36,176 ~ hey, you just roll with it, baby 778 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:40,100 ~ come on and just roll with it, baby 779 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:44,225 ~ hang on and just roll with it, baby! 780 01:06:04,466 --> 01:06:06,741 How'd you know about this place? 781 01:06:06,826 --> 01:06:10,978 We came here with miss graham. We're doing a project on the rainforest. 782 01:06:11,066 --> 01:06:13,022 - Are ya? - Yeah. 783 01:06:14,226 --> 01:06:17,104 - Wow! Look at this guy! - My god! 784 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:20,815 - I like him. He's a bird-eating spider. - Bird-eating? 785 01:06:20,906 --> 01:06:23,466 - Except he doesn't really eat birds. - No? 786 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:27,334 He eats mice and bugs. But he can kill birds if he has to. 787 01:06:27,426 --> 01:06:31,419 You know, if they get too close to his hole where he lives. 788 01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:36,226 Because it's so hot, they live in holes. 789 01:06:36,306 --> 01:06:40,265 it's cooler underground, and safer while they're sleeping. 790 01:06:40,346 --> 01:06:42,985 - You know a lot about bugs, huh? - Yeah. 791 01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:44,784 I didn't know that. 792 01:06:44,866 --> 01:06:49,621 But baseball's still my favorite. Then dinosaurs, and then bugs. 793 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,822 Hey, dad, you gotta see this! 794 01:06:54,906 --> 01:06:56,862 isn't he cool? 795 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,902 Oh, yeah! 796 01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:00,938 Wow! 797 01:07:01,026 --> 01:07:02,982 Scary! Huh? 798 01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,062 Yeah. 799 01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:33,136 Bird-eating spider. 800 01:07:36,466 --> 01:07:39,026 They live in holes. 801 01:07:40,866 --> 01:07:42,822 Right? 802 01:07:44,946 --> 01:07:48,461 Dad? Can we do it again next week? 803 01:07:50,866 --> 01:07:53,619 - We'll see. - Ok. 804 01:08:05,866 --> 01:08:10,986 Remember when we first moved in, Burt? How we planned this porch would be? 805 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:13,861 White-washed decks and... 806 01:08:13,946 --> 01:08:18,974 ...that old summer chair that Ernle's sister gave us hanging over there. 807 01:08:19,066 --> 01:08:24,424 - Whatever happened to that chair? - it's still in the garage, I think. 808 01:08:26,946 --> 01:08:29,414 Oh, Burt, I feel so lucky! 809 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:34,978 I really thought it was all over for us. 810 01:08:36,186 --> 01:08:38,336 I’d even given up hoping. 811 01:08:39,186 --> 01:08:41,063 But... 812 01:08:41,786 --> 01:08:45,745 ...somehow you made it all happen for us again, Burt. 813 01:08:46,786 --> 01:08:48,777 No, I didn't, honey. 814 01:08:48,866 --> 01:08:51,016 Yes... you did. 815 01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:57,903 And suddenly I feel like... we have a future again. 816 01:08:59,106 --> 01:09:01,666 Oh... I love you, Burt Simpson. 817 01:09:07,386 --> 01:09:09,342 I love you, too. 818 01:09:28,946 --> 01:09:30,902 Burt? 819 01:09:54,546 --> 01:09:56,502 Oh, Burt... 820 01:09:58,266 --> 01:10:01,975 the guy says to him, ''well, what are tornadoes for? '' 821 01:10:02,066 --> 01:10:04,421 and the priest says: 822 01:10:04,506 --> 01:10:08,294 ''well, they're god's answer to trailer parks! '' 823 01:10:08,386 --> 01:10:09,865 what! 824 01:10:11,546 --> 01:10:13,502 Never mind! 825 01:10:16,266 --> 01:10:18,985 - I guess you heard about tucker? - No. 826 01:10:19,066 --> 01:10:21,421 Got blown away this afternoon. 827 01:10:21,506 --> 01:10:24,703 He pulls this guy over for making an illegal right... 828 01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:27,698 ...and blam! He takes two rounds in the chest! 829 01:10:27,786 --> 01:10:30,141 - They id the guy? - Yeah. Carl stark. 830 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:34,583 Boss of those guys you put in hospital. Man, that guy is an evil son of a bitch. 831 01:10:35,866 --> 01:10:37,822 Stark. 832 01:10:38,546 --> 01:10:41,982 Shit, I’m getting hungry. Wanna get something to eat? 833 01:10:48,466 --> 01:10:49,899 What? 834 01:10:49,986 --> 01:10:54,582 - When did I last buy you dinner? - A couple of weeks ago? 835 01:10:54,666 --> 01:10:57,100 No, you got the plzzas on Monday. 836 01:10:58,226 --> 01:10:59,864 Exactly! 837 01:11:04,026 --> 01:11:05,982 (~ chopin nocturne) 838 01:11:14,346 --> 01:11:16,576 Are you outta your mind? 839 01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:19,624 - That jacket is you, pal! - Thanks. 840 01:11:19,706 --> 01:11:22,061 I just wanna buy you a little dinner. 841 01:11:22,146 --> 01:11:27,584 Dinner's a plzza, Burt, or a cheeseburger. Not lobster thermldor. 842 01:11:27,666 --> 01:11:31,625 Ernle, you were best man at my wedding. You're godfather to my son. 843 01:11:31,706 --> 01:11:34,015 We've been partners for ten years. 844 01:11:34,106 --> 01:11:38,896 Can't I just once spend more than three lousy dollars buying you dinner? 845 01:11:38,986 --> 01:11:41,978 Nothing's worth ninety bucks a plate! 846 01:11:42,066 --> 01:11:44,978 - you are, pal. - More wine, sir? 847 01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:48,376 Yeah. Let me have a bottle of your best champagne. 848 01:11:48,466 --> 01:11:49,979 Burt! 849 01:11:50,066 --> 01:11:54,856 Ernle, I have just found out something that's so important... 850 01:11:54,946 --> 01:11:58,461 ...I can't believe it took me this long to find out. 851 01:11:58,546 --> 01:12:02,983 You can't spend your whole life planning what'll make you happy tomorrow... 852 01:12:03,066 --> 01:12:06,138 ...or you'll never be happy today. You gotta do it now. 853 01:12:07,946 --> 01:12:10,460 And that includes your hot tubs. 854 01:12:10,546 --> 01:12:14,221 I was wrong about lewls. it's a good deal. Great idea! 855 01:12:14,306 --> 01:12:15,261 Thank you. 856 01:12:15,346 --> 01:12:18,258 You gotta go for it, Ernle. You gotta enjoy it. 857 01:12:23,986 --> 01:12:26,898 Oh, I almost forgot. These are for you. 858 01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:31,302 What are these? 859 01:12:31,386 --> 01:12:34,822 - The keys to my mustang. - You bought a mustang? 860 01:12:34,906 --> 01:12:38,865 Little red convertible. I want you to have it. 861 01:12:41,066 --> 01:12:45,617 That's it, buddy. You're seeing a doctor. You're outta your fuckin' mind! 862 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:50,658 (whispers) sit down, sit down, sit down! 863 01:12:57,666 --> 01:13:00,260 Ernle, have you ever driven a convertible? 864 01:13:00,346 --> 01:13:03,179 Do you know how it feels when the top's down? 865 01:13:03,266 --> 01:13:06,338 The sun's out, the wind's going through your hair? 866 01:13:06,426 --> 01:13:09,259 Do you know how alive it makes you feel? 867 01:13:09,866 --> 01:13:12,255 I want you to have that feeling. 868 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:14,857 I want you to feel alive. 869 01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:20,824 There's another thing. Come here. 870 01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,745 I love ya, pal. 871 01:13:28,866 --> 01:13:30,299 Oh, god! 872 01:13:31,066 --> 01:13:34,979 So, finally, he takes me out for a $400 meal... 873 01:13:35,386 --> 01:13:40,301 ...kisses me, and gives me these. The keys to his new convertible. 874 01:13:40,386 --> 01:13:42,422 What the hell’s wrong with him? 875 01:13:42,506 --> 01:13:45,976 - And today is his last day on the force? - Mm-hm. 876 01:13:46,066 --> 01:13:49,217 I really don't think you need to worry very much. 877 01:13:49,306 --> 01:13:51,297 He said he loved me! 878 01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:56,779 Many officers on the point of retirement experience contradlctory feelings. 879 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:59,426 Some relate to imminent loss of power. 880 01:13:59,506 --> 01:14:04,500 Others to a fear of making it alone outslde the close camaraderle of the force. 881 01:14:04,586 --> 01:14:08,864 No, you don't understand. Burt's not like this. Not at all. 882 01:14:08,946 --> 01:14:13,576 This is like drlving around with a completely different guy. 883 01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:18,501 I suppose it's posslble he's suffering from some form of manlc depression. 884 01:14:19,946 --> 01:14:21,902 Well, how can we find out? 885 01:14:21,986 --> 01:14:25,979 Lt's actually a chemlcal imbalance. it would show up on a blood test. 886 01:14:33,466 --> 01:14:35,582 - Good morning. - Good morning. 887 01:14:35,786 --> 01:14:37,299 - Morning. - Morning. 888 01:14:37,386 --> 01:14:40,981 - How about a little break? - Gee, thanks a lot! 889 01:14:41,626 --> 01:14:43,184 Yeah... 890 01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:53,458 oh! 891 01:14:53,546 --> 01:14:55,457 Hello, boys! 892 01:14:55,546 --> 01:14:58,697 - Jesus, it's him! - Get the hell outta here. 893 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:03,257 Aw! Now does that mean you're not gonna tell me where stark is? 894 01:15:06,266 --> 01:15:09,019 Well... look, I’ll tell you what. 895 01:15:09,106 --> 01:15:13,816 I’m gonna leave you my number... right here. 896 01:15:14,306 --> 01:15:17,184 if you change your mind, you just give me a... 897 01:15:17,266 --> 01:15:19,143 ...a call. Can you read that? 898 01:15:21,306 --> 01:15:24,855 You can't see from there, can you? Oh, wait a minute. 899 01:15:26,386 --> 01:15:27,899 Argh! 900 01:15:27,986 --> 01:15:30,136 is that better? 901 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:32,182 - Jesus! - Huh? 902 01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:34,222 - You'd like to read it, too? - Ow! 903 01:15:34,306 --> 01:15:35,500 Guard! 904 01:15:35,586 --> 01:15:38,623 - Can you read this? - Yeah. I can read that. 905 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:41,220 - Excellent! - Ow! 906 01:15:43,066 --> 01:15:45,500 - Go ahead. - What? 907 01:15:45,586 --> 01:15:48,146 - What's my number? - Screw you! 908 01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:53,943 You weren't really serlous about calling me, were you? 909 01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:56,818 I’ll tell you where stark is! 910 01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:00,018 Good boy. 911 01:16:12,106 --> 01:16:15,735 - Can you tell me where dr drexler is? - Drexler? 912 01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:18,784 - Yes. it's very important. - One moment. 913 01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:22,419 Dr drexler's on the second floor. Room 207. 914 01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:24,742 207. thanks. 915 01:16:28,786 --> 01:16:32,256 Out of the question! All records are strlctly confldentlal. 916 01:16:32,346 --> 01:16:35,543 - I have to see them. - Not without authorlsatlon. 917 01:16:35,626 --> 01:16:39,505 - You don't understand. I’m a cop. - So? Show me a warrant. 918 01:16:39,586 --> 01:16:41,497 Screw this! 919 01:16:41,586 --> 01:16:45,261 - Put those back! This is outrageous! - He's my partner! 920 01:16:45,346 --> 01:16:47,098 Well, your partner is dying! 921 01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:50,735 - What? - I said... he's dying. 922 01:17:07,226 --> 01:17:09,217 Autotoxla... haema... 923 01:17:09,306 --> 01:17:13,982 ...tosa. Wexler's curtain. That's why I didn't report the marljuana trace. 924 01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:16,819 - Marljuana? - That's what I said. 925 01:17:17,706 --> 01:17:21,665 You must have notlced something wrong when he began to go blind. 926 01:17:21,746 --> 01:17:23,737 Biind? 927 01:17:39,426 --> 01:17:41,018 (crash!) 928 01:17:43,586 --> 01:17:46,578 - Where the hell is slmpson, dllls? - I don't know, sir. 929 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:52,616 Two guys in tractlon clalm he beat on 'em tlll they told him where stark was. 930 01:17:52,706 --> 01:17:55,266 - Could've blown the whole thing. - Shit! 931 01:18:00,506 --> 01:18:03,384 Hey, ed. The captain wants to see you. 932 01:18:03,466 --> 01:18:05,616 Go on! Get going! 933 01:18:12,746 --> 01:18:14,896 Where the hell is my partner! 934 01:18:14,986 --> 01:18:15,896 Ow! 935 01:18:22,946 --> 01:18:25,506 25... 6... 936 01:18:27,706 --> 01:18:29,936 - used twentles. - it's great. 937 01:18:30,026 --> 01:18:32,176 We gotta do this more often. 938 01:18:32,866 --> 01:18:36,495 I deducted for the damages on the doors. 939 01:18:42,586 --> 01:18:43,416 No! 940 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,821 - Police! Freeze! - it's the heat! 941 01:18:47,906 --> 01:18:49,419 Let's get outta here! 942 01:18:51,706 --> 01:18:54,539 - Vlto! Let's go! - He wrecked the lincoin! 943 01:18:54,626 --> 01:18:56,184 Police! Freeze! 944 01:19:05,986 --> 01:19:06,896 Shit! 945 01:19:21,986 --> 01:19:22,941 Come on! 946 01:19:25,626 --> 01:19:27,582 (panting) llke I said... 947 01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:29,179 police! 948 01:19:29,266 --> 01:19:30,858 Freeze! 949 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:34,418 Go ahead. 950 01:19:36,426 --> 01:19:38,382 Make my day. 951 01:19:38,466 --> 01:19:41,981 What do you think I am? Stupld? 952 01:19:42,066 --> 01:19:43,943 (elevator bell) 953 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:48,056 This is rldlculous. 954 01:20:13,906 --> 01:20:15,737 Stark! 955 01:20:16,426 --> 01:20:18,860 Thank god! I thought I’d lost ya. 956 01:20:21,386 --> 01:20:24,219 You are one crazy son of a bitch! 957 01:20:24,746 --> 01:20:26,702 I like that! 958 01:20:26,786 --> 01:20:31,098 - But you'll still blow me away, won't ya? - I’ll kill ya. 959 01:20:50,866 --> 01:20:53,426 Wait up! 960 01:21:04,066 --> 01:21:06,944 Wait a minute! You didn't get me! 961 01:21:09,466 --> 01:21:11,024 Shit! 962 01:21:16,066 --> 01:21:18,626 What kind of a cop killer are you! 963 01:21:19,746 --> 01:21:21,782 Can you believe this guy! 964 01:21:38,506 --> 01:21:40,417 Yes! 965 01:21:42,906 --> 01:21:44,862 Come back! 966 01:21:52,906 --> 01:21:55,181 Oh, no! 967 01:21:55,986 --> 01:21:57,704 (explosion) 968 01:22:04,066 --> 01:22:06,819 You missed me again, you idiot! 969 01:22:12,226 --> 01:22:13,375 Ohh! 970 01:22:37,066 --> 01:22:39,136 Where the hell are you? 971 01:22:42,226 --> 01:22:44,615 This is really pissing me off! 972 01:22:53,586 --> 01:22:55,542 Hey, stupid! 973 01:23:09,586 --> 01:23:11,542 Hey, watch out, man! 974 01:23:11,626 --> 01:23:16,097 I’m gonna say this once, so listen up. Either you come up here and kill me... 975 01:23:16,186 --> 01:23:20,338 ...or I’m gonna climb down there and pull us both off. You got it? 976 01:23:24,226 --> 01:23:26,376 Ok, pal! That's it! 977 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:47,541 Aaagh! 978 01:23:50,466 --> 01:23:51,785 Aw! 979 01:23:54,946 --> 01:23:57,619 Now you've really pissed me off! 980 01:23:57,706 --> 01:24:00,015 Good. Pissed off is good. 981 01:24:29,306 --> 01:24:31,900 - Burt! - Ernle?! 982 01:24:33,786 --> 01:24:37,142 Burt! Burt! Listen carefully! 983 01:24:37,226 --> 01:24:39,182 You're not sick! 984 01:24:39,266 --> 01:24:40,699 What?! 985 01:24:40,786 --> 01:24:43,346 - He said you're not sick. - Shut up! 986 01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:44,381 What?! 987 01:24:44,466 --> 01:24:48,220 Dr drexler made a mistake! You're not gonna die! 988 01:24:48,306 --> 01:24:50,422 I’m not gonna die?! 989 01:24:50,506 --> 01:24:52,178 I’m not gonna die! 990 01:25:12,186 --> 01:25:14,495 I am gonna die. I am gonna die! 991 01:25:14,586 --> 01:25:16,463 Damn right, sucker! 992 01:25:23,546 --> 01:25:27,016 Ernle! Do something! Ow! 993 01:25:27,106 --> 01:25:29,142 Do something! Come on! 994 01:25:29,226 --> 01:25:32,901 - Shoot the son of a bitch! - Sayonara, sucker! 995 01:25:42,466 --> 01:25:44,024 Help me! 996 01:25:44,946 --> 01:25:46,902 You gotta be kidding! 997 01:25:46,986 --> 01:25:48,055 Hang on, Burt! 998 01:26:01,706 --> 01:26:04,618 (stark screams) 999 01:26:13,266 --> 01:26:15,222 Burt! You ok? 1000 01:26:15,306 --> 01:26:17,740 I’m not gonna die! 1001 01:26:17,826 --> 01:26:19,339 Don't look down! 1002 01:26:19,426 --> 01:26:21,382 Just don't look down. 1003 01:26:22,466 --> 01:26:24,934 Just don't look down. 1004 01:26:25,026 --> 01:26:28,735 Don't worry! Hang on, buddy! Backup's on the way! 1005 01:26:33,066 --> 01:26:35,739 Don't... look down! 1006 01:26:50,226 --> 01:26:51,784 Aagghh! 1007 01:26:52,986 --> 01:26:55,898 Dearly beloved, we who gather here... 1008 01:26:55,986 --> 01:27:00,377 ...come from many different stages in our journey through life... 1009 01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:04,823 ...with different ways of looking at life and death. 1010 01:27:05,746 --> 01:27:10,945 We gather here to mourn a man. A friend to those who knew and loved him. 1011 01:27:12,866 --> 01:27:15,619 A man who served this city well. 1012 01:27:17,386 --> 01:27:20,344 A man who wore his uniform with pride. 1013 01:27:21,266 --> 01:27:25,976 - Couldn't he hurry it up a little? - Hey... show a little respect. 1014 01:27:26,066 --> 01:27:31,015 (priest) at some point our lives were touched by him whom we mourn here. 1015 01:27:31,866 --> 01:27:34,061 And our lives... 1016 01:27:34,146 --> 01:27:36,102 ...touched him. 1017 01:27:36,386 --> 01:27:41,414 His sudden departure from among us has cut across all our lives. 1018 01:27:42,106 --> 01:27:43,824 Dad? 1019 01:27:44,466 --> 01:27:46,821 Who was this guy? 1020 01:27:47,186 --> 01:27:49,541 He drove buses. 1021 01:27:49,866 --> 01:27:52,539 And also... gave me back my life. 1022 01:27:52,626 --> 01:27:55,698 (priest) a time for every matter under heaven. 1023 01:28:03,146 --> 01:28:05,580 - Carolyn. - Captain. 1024 01:28:06,426 --> 01:28:10,180 - Well... you made it. - Just about, anyway. 1025 01:28:10,266 --> 01:28:14,498 - I was hanging out the chopper. - Shut up, dills! 1026 01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:18,219 The precinct won't be the same without you. 1027 01:28:18,306 --> 01:28:20,979 - Well... - oh, I almost forgot. 1028 01:28:21,066 --> 01:28:26,743 The helicopter pilot sent that over. Thought you might like to see it. 1029 01:28:27,866 --> 01:28:30,938 - Not my best angle! - Look, your fly's open! 1030 01:28:31,026 --> 01:28:34,336 Here, you can keep this. I’ll sign it for you later. 1031 01:28:34,426 --> 01:28:37,941 Thanks, captain, for coming out here. I appreciate it. 1032 01:28:38,826 --> 01:28:41,021 Thanks a lot, sir. 1033 01:28:44,026 --> 01:28:46,460 - Here we go, honey. - Ready? 1034 01:28:47,466 --> 01:28:51,618 - You got the keys, Ernle? - Damn right I got the keys. it's my car! 1035 01:28:51,706 --> 01:28:53,981 - What? - He gave it to me. 1036 01:28:54,066 --> 01:28:57,138 - You gave it to him? - When I thought I was dying. 1037 01:28:57,226 --> 01:29:00,184 (ernie) well, that's not my fault, pal. 1038 01:29:01,066 --> 01:29:05,264 - So, can I borrow the car? - Ok, but it's ten cents a mile. 1039 01:29:05,346 --> 01:29:08,418 - Figures. - Great! Back seat and it's my car! 1040 01:29:10,266 --> 01:29:12,780 - Keys! Keys! - You ok, honey? 1041 01:29:12,866 --> 01:29:14,902 Ow! Piece of cake. 1042 01:29:16,266 --> 01:29:18,621 So, where do you wanna go? 1043 01:29:18,706 --> 01:29:20,264 (sirens) 1044 01:29:21,786 --> 01:29:23,139 - Burt! - Burt! 1045 01:29:23,226 --> 01:29:24,181 Daddy! 1046 01:29:38,466 --> 01:29:40,218 (sirens continue) 1047 01:29:42,546 --> 01:29:45,299 So, where do you wanna go? 1048 01:29:46,066 --> 01:29:48,341 (dougie) I wanna go to the park. 1049 01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:52,863 - (ernie) I wanna go to a bar. - (carolyn) I’d kinda like to go home. 1050 01:30:01,066 --> 01:30:03,944 ~ when life is too much 1051 01:30:04,186 --> 01:30:06,336 ~ roll with it, baby 1052 01:30:08,986 --> 01:30:12,342 ~ don't stop and lose your touch 1053 01:30:12,426 --> 01:30:14,382 ~ oh, no, baby 1054 01:30:16,386 --> 01:30:20,015 ~ hard times knocking on your door 1055 01:30:20,466 --> 01:30:23,822 ~ I’ll tell them you ain't there no more 1056 01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:27,224 ~ get on through it 1057 01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:30,134 ~ roll with it, baby 1058 01:30:33,306 --> 01:30:36,616 ~ luck'll come and then slip away 1059 01:30:37,226 --> 01:30:40,377 ~ you've gotta move, bring it back to stay 1060 01:30:40,466 --> 01:30:43,060 ~ you've gotta roll with it, baby 1061 01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:46,980 ~ come on and just roll with it, baby 1062 01:30:47,306 --> 01:30:50,935 ~ you and me, roll with it, baby 1063 01:30:51,026 --> 01:30:54,814 ~ hang on and just roll with it, baby 1064 01:30:55,026 --> 01:30:55,981 ~ hey! 1065 01:30:56,186 --> 01:30:59,144 ~ the way that you love 1066 01:30:59,466 --> 01:31:01,616 ~ is good as money 1067 01:31:04,066 --> 01:31:07,024 ~ I swear by stars above 1068 01:31:07,266 --> 01:31:09,416 ~ sweet as honey 1069 01:31:11,386 --> 01:31:14,901 ~ people think you're down and out 1070 01:31:15,466 --> 01:31:18,822 ~ you show them what it's all about 1071 01:31:20,706 --> 01:31:22,583 ~ you can make it 1072 01:31:22,946 --> 01:31:25,096 ~ roll with it, baby 1073 01:31:28,306 --> 01:31:31,503 ~ when this world turns its back on you 1074 01:31:32,306 --> 01:31:35,025 ~ hang in and do that sweet thing you do 1075 01:31:35,106 --> 01:31:38,018 ~ you just roll with it, baby 1076 01:31:38,106 --> 01:31:41,894 ~ yeah, you just roll with it, baby 1077 01:31:42,066 --> 01:31:45,820 ~ come on and just roll with it, baby 1078 01:31:46,066 --> 01:31:49,741 ~ you and me, just roll with it, baby 1079 01:32:07,266 --> 01:32:09,336 ~ roll with it, baby 1080 01:32:09,626 --> 01:32:13,255 ~ yeah, you just roll with it, baby 1081 01:32:13,586 --> 01:32:17,215 ~ you and me, just roll with it, baby 1082 01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:21,102 ~ hang on and just roll with it, baby 1083 01:32:21,386 --> 01:32:23,377 ~ hey! Come on! 1084 01:32:25,626 --> 01:32:27,821 ~ roll with me, baby 1085 01:32:29,706 --> 01:32:31,662 ~ hang on, baby 1086 01:32:33,546 --> 01:32:36,663 ~ roll with me, baby 1087 01:32:37,066 --> 01:32:38,818 ~ roll 1088 01:32:39,906 --> 01:32:41,259 ~ hey! 1089 01:32:41,586 --> 01:32:43,542 ~ come on and roll