×ÖÄ» I devoted myself to Mark for eight months
×ÖÄ» and he broke up with me in a text message.
×ÖÄ» I think what I did is a reasonable response.
×ÖÄ» Well, I agree that writing him that letter
×ÖÄ» expressing your pain was therapeutic.
×ÖÄ» What I'm not so sure about is...
×ÖÄ» "Wanting to light his hair on fire"
×ÖÄ» "And put it out with a hammer."
×ÖÄ» It just really hurts.
×ÖÄ» I've never had to deal with these emotions before.
×ÖÄ» This is my first time being the dumpee and not the dumper.
×ÖÄ» I've heard that the first time always hurts for the dumper.
×ÖÄ» Okay, Ed, that's definitely another dollar in the jar.
×ÖÄ» No, it's okay. I don't care
×ÖÄ» because he's gonna be dead soon.
×ÖÄ» No, I'm fit as a fiddle.
×ÖÄ» Doc says my stage four homophobia
×ÖÄ» is keeping me young.
×ÖÄ» Ed, this is not the time.
×ÖÄ» The time was, like, 1952.
×ÖÄ» Oh, and here's his huge reason for breaking up with me.
×ÖÄ» He said he wanted to have a fun summer.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God, that's awful.
×ÖÄ» I'm totally gonna use that.
×ÖÄ» When I'm alone, all I think about
×ÖÄ» is parking outside of his house
×ÖÄ» or showing up at his job and screaming at him.
×ÖÄ» Patrick, fixing in on those kinds of thoughts is unhealthy.
×ÖÄ» And I think that it's important
×ÖÄ» not to spend this really critical time alone.
×ÖÄ» I have no one.
×ÖÄ» When Mark left me he took all of our friends,
×ÖÄ» that heartless bastard.
×ÖÄ» - All of them? - Mark was a very likeable guy.
×Ö You don't have to be alone.
Ä» There's people right here
×ÖÄ» in this room that would spend time with you, right, guys?
×ÖÄ» Well, I would, but I want to have a fun summer, too.
×ÖÄ» I'd be happy to hang out with you, Patrick.
×ÖÄ» Well, there you go. Thank you, Lacey.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, and maybe we could chill at your house and watch a movie.
×ÖÄ» Oh, and you could invite that jewelry designer you know.
×ÖÄ» Why would I invite him?
×ÖÄ» So he could fall in love with me and give me a necklace.
×ÖÄ» Lacey, have you ever done something nice
×ÖÄ» for someone without expecting something in return?
×ÖÄ» Of course I have. I always do nice things for other people.
×ÖÄ» Like one time, I told a blind woman she needed a nose job.
×ÖÄ» How else would she know?
×ÖÄ» I'm not sure that counts, Lacey.
×ÖÄ» Actually, I'm positive that doesn't count.
×ÖÄ» Okay, everybody, time's up. See you next session.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Lacey, let's see if you
×ÖÄ» can do one truly selfless thing for someone else.
×ÖÄ» Okay, Charlie. I'll do that.
×ÖÄ» Just for you.
×ÖÄ» - That doesn't count. - Damn.
×ÖÄ» - Hey, Jen. - Hey, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I got a big favor to ask.
×ÖÄ» I'm thinking about starting a new business
×ÖÄ» and I need $10,000.
×ÖÄ» $10,000?
×ÖÄ» Okay, it's just $1,000. You see what I did there?
×ÖÄ» That's a sales trick I learned at a seminar
×ÖÄ» that you paid $1,000 for.
×ÖÄ» Just so you know, that smile stopped working on me $1,000 ago.
×ÖÄ» This is a huge opportunity.
×ÖÄ» Do you remember that plus-size edible underwear company
×ÖÄ» I tried to start a couple years ago?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, why did you think that would work?
×ÖÄ» Because fat people like to have sex, too,
×ÖÄ» and they really, really like candy.
×ÖÄ» Anyway, I had a bunch of unsold merchandise in my garage
×ÖÄ» and it's been overrun by ants.
×ÖÄ» So you need the money for an exterminator?
×Ö Are you kidding?
Ä» The company that makes
×ÖÄ» the ant farms is looking for ants.
×ÖÄ» Those ants are crawling gold.
×ÖÄ» You know what? You are a public service ad for college.
×ÖÄ» I didn't go to college 'cause I was supporting you.
×ÖÄ» So I never found out what I'm good at.
×ÖÄ» I hear you, Jen, but I'm not so sure that ants are the answer.
×ÖÄ» I don't agree. I think it'd be great.
×ÖÄ» Okay, well, we can talk about it... is that an ant?
×ÖÄ» Son of a bitch! I hate 'em! Ugh!
×ÖÄ» Charlie, you've got to help me find something.
×ÖÄ» Patrick? What are you still doing here?
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'm just thinking about what it's gonna be like to be alone.
×ÖÄ» Today, tonight,
×ÖÄ» tomorrow day, tomorrow night,
×ÖÄ» the next day,
×ÖÄ» and the next night.
×ÖÄ» Okay, I see where this is going.
×ÖÄ» Look, I would love to let you hang out,
×ÖÄ» but my dad's coming for dinner tonight.
×ÖÄ» I've cancelled on him 12 times in the last two weeks.
×ÖÄ» If I do it again he's gonna sense that something's up.
×ÖÄ» Is there anything else I can do for you?
×ÖÄ» - Bad breakup? - The worst.
×ÖÄ» Well, you know what helps me?
×ÖÄ» Knowing that someday when he's lying in a gutter
×ÖÄ» crying and alone, starving yet somehow fat,
×ÖÄ» he'll realize you were the best thing that ever happened to him.
×ÖÄ» You know, Patrick, you guys should hang out.
×ÖÄ» Jen's been through some terrible breakups.
×ÖÄ» I remember this one with with this incredibly handsome gentleman.
×ÖÄ» It's true, Patrick. Charlie used to be handsome.
×ÖÄ» Anger Management 2x18 - Charlie
×ÖÄ» So, hey, I think I've got a way
×ÖÄ» to trick your stepmother into taking me back.
×ÖÄ» So I guess you weren't enjoying
×ÖÄ» that awkward silence as much as I was.
×ÖÄ» No, no, listen to me. Here's what I'm thinking, see.
×ÖÄ» She won't talk to me so you'll call her
×ÖÄ» and say how you're really worried about me.
×ÖÄ» I haven't stopped crying
×ÖÄ» since I read about some orphanage in Darfur.
×ÖÄ» Anyway, you'll plead with her
×ÖÄ» to come out here and take care of me
×ÖÄ» or take me back to Cincinnati.
×ÖÄ» No, wait, forget Darfur
×ÖÄ» because she may have an opinion about that.
×ÖÄ» Just say Africa, okay? What do you say?
×ÖÄ» Uh-uh. No way. I'm not lying to Corinne for you.
×ÖÄ» Oh, come on, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» Don't you think some good should come out of that tragedy?
×ÖÄ» - Hey. - Hey, Lace.
×ÖÄ» Come on in. Got your phone right here.
×ÖÄ» By the way, somebody named Satan called for you, like, 20 times.
×ÖÄ» My mother is so codependent.
×ÖÄ» Lacey, have you ever tricked somebody
×ÖÄ» into getting back together with you before?
×ÖÄ» Have I ever not?
×ÖÄ» Don't get her involved, Dad.
×ÖÄ» No, I just want her opinion.
×ÖÄ» Easiest way to get somebody to take you back
×ÖÄ» is to pretend you're pregnant.
×ÖÄ» I would do that,
×ÖÄ» except I think I've already gone through the change.
×ÖÄ» You know what else works?
×ÖÄ» Put some pictures of you and a hot woman
×ÖÄ» having a great time on your Facebook page.
×ÖÄ» I don't have a Facebook page or a hot woman.
×ÖÄ» Well, today is you lucky day, Old Man Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna help you set up a Facebook account
×ÖÄ» because I actually like helping people.
×ÖÄ» Because despite what some people think, Middle-aged Charlie,
×ÖÄ» I am totally selfless
×ÖÄ» and I'm gonna be that hot woman he gets to pose with.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna do this.
×ÖÄ» And this.
×ÖÄ» You really think this'll work?
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah. Women hate me.
×ÖÄ» I thought you'd like to know
×ÖÄ» I'm not wearing any underwear.
×ÖÄ» Neither am I.
×ÖÄ» You know, not as sexy coming from a guy.
×ÖÄ» I wasn't trying to be sexy. My washing machine broke.
×ÖÄ» Oh, hey, guys.
×ÖÄ» - Hey. - I have to thank you, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» Jen is the best.
×ÖÄ» We spent all afternoon in her garage killing ants.
×ÖÄ» It was so therapeutic.
×ÖÄ» She told me to think of every little ant as my ex.
×ÖÄ» It's hard to throttle an ant's neck, but he did it.
×ÖÄ» Excuse me. I'm just gonna skip to the loo, my darling.
×ÖÄ» Jen, I really appreciate what you're doing with Patrick.
×ÖÄ» Just so we're on the same page,
×ÖÄ» I'm trying to downplay his revenge fantasies
×ÖÄ» so I'm not sure the best thing right now
×ÖÄ» is a teeny tiny killing spree.
×ÖÄ» Well, don't worry. He's feeling great.
×ÖÄ» And by the way, so am I.
×ÖÄ» I finally found it. This is what I was meant to do...
×ÖÄ» help people by being positive and optimistic.
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» So you suggested she help Patrick?
×ÖÄ» No, I just thought she should keep him company.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, and guess what it lead to. I'm gonna be a life coach.
×ÖÄ» It's like being a therapist
×ÖÄ» except it only requires six afternoons at the Y.
×ÖÄ» Jen, you do know that I didn't ask you
×ÖÄ» to coach or give Patrick any advice.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'm just being positive and optimistic.
×ÖÄ» Don't get your panties in a bunch.
×ÖÄ» No danger of that.
×ÖÄ» I won't do this on a bare mattress, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I feel like I'm in prison.
×ÖÄ» I told you the guy from Sears
×ÖÄ» is coming to fix the washing machine tomorrow.
×ÖÄ» Come on, it'll be fun.
×ÖÄ» Like we're in the back of a van.
×ÖÄ» Don't you have another set of sheets?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, but your stilettos ripped them to shreds.
×ÖÄ» It was like I had sex with Wolverine.
×ÖÄ» Okay, then, here's another dodge.
×ÖÄ» Did Patrick ever show up for group today?
×ÖÄ» No, he didn't make it. Why, should I be worried?
×ÖÄ» About Jen's influence on Patrick? Probably.
×ÖÄ» I know. I know. A life coach.
×ÖÄ» That's for people who don't want to undergo
×ÖÄ» the rigorous training to become a Tarot card reader.
×ÖÄ» You do realize she's going to undermine
×ÖÄ» everything you're doing with Patrick in group?
×ÖÄ» But she's been so down on herself.
×ÖÄ» And now she finally feels like
×ÖÄ» she's doing something with her life.
×ÖÄ» - I don't know what to do. - Here's one idea.
×ÖÄ» Let's get out of this crack
×ÖÄ» den and do it someplace sexier like the kitchen
×ÖÄ» or the floor of the garage.
×ÖÄ» Race you.
×ÖÄ» Just so everyone knows, I helped Charlie's father
×ÖÄ» set up his Facebook profile yesterday
×ÖÄ» and didn't ask for anything in return.
×ÖÄ» I even drank a Vodka Ensure with him.
×ÖÄ» That's how selfless I am.
×ÖÄ» Vodka Ensure. I'll have to try that.
×ÖÄ» I've had gin and Pedialyte.
×ÖÄ» I slept like a drunk baby.
×ÖÄ» Martin's on Facebook?
×ÖÄ» Looks like somebody here
×ÖÄ» is about to have friends in the double digits.
×ÖÄ» Good for you, Lacey.
×ÖÄ» And Nolan.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Charlie, your dad's page is pretty cool.
×ÖÄ» He likes Frank Sinatra,
×ÖÄ» the early bird special at Red Lobster.
×ÖÄ» Oh, look at this.
×ÖÄ» He thinks Marissa is a flat, skanky ho with a big fat ass.
×ÖÄ» He also told Lequisha if he sees her at Juicy Couture again
×ÖÄ» he's going to rip that low-rent weave right off her head.
×ÖÄ» He's so hip.
×ÖÄ» Lacey, is this why you helped my father?
×ÖÄ» So you could set up an account and secretly cyberbully
×ÖÄ» Marissa and Lequisha?
×ÖÄ» No. I just figured I'd reconnect with a few of my best friends
×ÖÄ» who blocked me.
×ÖÄ» Lacey, I want you to go back to my father,
×ÖÄ» apologize for using him, and then take down his account.
×ÖÄ» Oh, man.
×ÖÄ» Now I'm back to nine.
×ÖÄ» Oh, sorry I'm a few minutes late, everybody.
×ÖÄ» I'm just glad you're here.
×ÖÄ» I was afraid you were gonna miss another session.
×ÖÄ» Sorry, I was having a romantic lunch
×ÖÄ» with my new potential boyfriend.
×ÖÄ» He's on a 24-hour pass from rehab
×ÖÄ» so it was just, like, on the town.
×ÖÄ» Wait a minute. You're dating already?
×ÖÄ» It's only been a week since Mark broke up with you.
×ÖÄ» Well, according to your ex-wife,
×ÖÄ» the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody.
×ÖÄ» That is so clever.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, for a T-shirt. That's right up there with
×ÖÄ» "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
×ÖÄ» Look, the end of a relationship is a lot like a death.
×ÖÄ» There's a mourning process.
×ÖÄ» You haven't even begun to examine the issues
×ÖÄ» that contributed to the end of your last relationship.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» That T-shirt thing. I just got it.
×ÖÄ» Where do I get one of them?
×ÖÄ» Oh, hey, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I thought you weren't gonna give him any advice.
×ÖÄ» Now he's with another guy.
×ÖÄ» I didn't give him advice. I just told him
×ÖÄ» the best way to get over Mark is to find someone new.
×ÖÄ» That's advice.
×ÖÄ» Well, it always worked for me.
×ÖÄ» Worked for you? Look at you.
×ÖÄ» You're a... is Sam here?
×ÖÄ» - No. - You're a mess!
×ÖÄ» I don't want you spending any more free time with Patrick.
×ÖÄ» It's not free time. It's my job.
×ÖÄ» What job?
×ÖÄ» Patrick felt he was monopolizing my time
×ÖÄ» so he's paying me to be his life coach.
×ÖÄ» Oh, here are my new cards.
×ÖÄ» Could you pass them out at group?
×ÖÄ» Lacey. What are you doing here?
×ÖÄ» I just wanted to talk to you for a minute.
×ÖÄ» Well, come in. Come on.
×ÖÄ» Look, I'm gonna leave the door open, okay?
×ÖÄ» No offense, but if my neighbors saw you
×ÖÄ» coming in here dressed like that,
×ÖÄ» they might think you're a whore-ably attractive young lady.
×ÖÄ» Hey.
×ÖÄ» Between you, my mom, and the cops...
×ÖÄ» Look, I need to talk to you about your Facebook page.
×ÖÄ» I was using it to hate on a couple of my old friends.
×ÖÄ» I'm really sorry.
×ÖÄ» Well, at least somebody got some use out of it
×ÖÄ» 'cause this Facebook thing isn't working for me.
×ÖÄ» Why not?
×ÖÄ» Look, it was a dumb idea.
×ÖÄ» When Corinne left me
×ÖÄ» I felt so desperate and rejected.
×ÖÄ» Probably like Nolan feels
×ÖÄ» every time I refuse his friend request.
×ÖÄ» Well, you've got to have standards.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Anyway...
×ÖÄ» You know, without Corinne in my life,
×ÖÄ» I just don't know what's going to happen to me.
×ÖÄ» I go to bed alone. I get up alone.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God. I've never done that.
×ÖÄ» Sometimes I'll go a whole day
×ÖÄ» without talking to another human being.
×ÖÄ» No one ever tells you how long you're gonna be old.
×ÖÄ» You're freaking me out.
×ÖÄ» No one's gonna want me when I'm old.
×ÖÄ» High maintenance and saggy boobs are a bad combo.
×ÖÄ» Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
×ÖÄ» Listen, you came over here
×ÖÄ» to help me learn some new stuff,
×ÖÄ» and just because it didn't have a happy ending
×ÖÄ» doesn't mean I shouldn't pay you for your time.
×ÖÄ» I can't. Your son wanted me to do it for free.
×ÖÄ» I probably gave you a virus anyway.
×ÖÄ» What's it matter? My equipment is so old
×ÖÄ» I'll probably never use it again anyway.
×ÖÄ» What are you all looking at?
×ÖÄ» I'm not a whore.
×ÖÄ» But we did do it.
×ÖÄ» Right, stud?
×ÖÄ» Hey, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» Oh, good, you're here early.
×ÖÄ» Listen, I want to talk to you about Jen being your life coach.
×ÖÄ» I'm concerned our advice may conflict
×ÖÄ» because I'm a licensed therapist and she's a licensed driver.
×ÖÄ» Look, I know you're not happy about it,
×ÖÄ» but you're gonna get past it.
×ÖÄ» And it's just like Jen says, when life gives you lemons,
×ÖÄ» you make something with lemons in it.
×ÖÄ» That's not even the saying.
×ÖÄ» Hey, everyone.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Jen, I'm sorry but you can't be here.
×ÖÄ» I'm about to start a session.
×ÖÄ» I know, that's why I'm here. Hey, Patrick.
×ÖÄ» How are we feeling today?
×ÖÄ» - We're good. - Good.
×ÖÄ» I know how we're feeling.
×ÖÄ» We're confused. What the hell is going on?
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'm sorry. I should have asked you guys this before.
×ÖÄ» I've invited my life coach here. I hope that's all right.
×ÖÄ» - Fine by me. - Bring it.
×ÖÄ» I suppose it's all right as long as she doesn't judge me
×ÖÄ» if I say something off-colored.
×ÖÄ» It's off-color.
×ÖÄ» Even your mispronunciations are racist.
×ÖÄ» Okay, fine. Jen, you can stay,
×ÖÄ» but if you say anything I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
×ÖÄ» Okay. Sorry, I mean...
Ó²×ÖÄ»
×ÖÄ» So, Patrick, I thought we would begin today
×ÖÄ» by talking about your recent breakup with Mark.
×ÖÄ» Have you though about how it might have
×ÖÄ» triggered some abandonment issues?
×ÖÄ» No, I haven't.
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» Do you think you can answer my questions
×ÖÄ» without the advice of counsel?
×ÖÄ» You're right, he does kind of look like that, doesn't he?
×ÖÄ» Okay, that's it. Jen, you have to leave.
×ÖÄ» Well, if she goes, I go.
×ÖÄ» Then you both have to go.
×ÖÄ» Good-bye, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» Jen.
×ÖÄ» I never would have guessed he'd have left us for a woman.
×ÖÄ» Okay, anybody want to talk about what they're feeling right now?
×ÖÄ» I feel a little confused.
×ÖÄ» Why won't your dad be my friend on Facebook?
×ÖÄ» For you.
×ÖÄ» What's that?
×ÖÄ» Just a little something to
×ÖÄ» take your mind off this whole Patrick mess.
×ÖÄ» I know your washing machine is fixed,
×ÖÄ» but in case it ever happens again
×ÖÄ» I just wanted to get you a pair of backup underwear.
×ÖÄ» This one is called
×ÖÄ» hold the mustard.
×ÖÄ» You went out and bought that?
×ÖÄ» No, they were my great-grandfather's.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, well, the joke's on you
×ÖÄ» because what my great-grandfather gave me won't fit in that bun.
×ÖÄ» Charlie, I'm sorry to interrupt. I really need you.
×ÖÄ» What could you possibly need me for? You know everything.
×ÖÄ» Well, I thought Patrick was over the breakup,
×ÖÄ» but when Mark called him
×ÖÄ» and said he was gonna pick up the rest of his stuff,
×ÖÄ» Patrick lost it.
×ÖÄ» Well, that's because he's been in denial.
×ÖÄ» Getting that phone call made him realize
×ÖÄ» the relationship is officially over.
×ÖÄ» Oh, man, I should have told him that.
×ÖÄ» What did you tell him?
×ÖÄ» To have a glass of wine and burn a picture of Mark
×ÖÄ» as a cleansing ritual.
×ÖÄ» I guess a glass turned into a bottle
×ÖÄ» and a picture turned into all of Mark's stuff.
×ÖÄ» Got to get over there as soon as I can.
×ÖÄ» We've got to get there before he burns all of Mark's stuff.
×ÖÄ» We have a couple of minutes.
×ÖÄ» It's gonna take him a while to drag out the piano.
×ÖÄ» Patrick, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
×ÖÄ» - Don't do this. - Nope, Jennifer's right.
×ÖÄ» I will never feel better until I get even.
×ÖÄ» That's not what she said. That's not what you said, right?
×ÖÄ» Sort of what I said.
×ÖÄ» See? It's only sort of what she said.
×ÖÄ» But this is making me feel better.
×ÖÄ» Hey, what are you doing?
×ÖÄ» Nothing. Nothing to see here.
×ÖÄ» Just burning some of my ex-boyfriend's stuff.
×ÖÄ» Oh, relationships are tough.
×ÖÄ» When you open your heart to joy, you risk pain.
×ÖÄ» But you've got to keep loving, you've got to keep hurting.
×ÖÄ» That's really wise.
×ÖÄ» Who are you?
×ÖÄ» You don't recognize me?
×ÖÄ» I'm Lester from upstairs. See you, guys.
×ÖÄ» Patrick, go ahead and light it.
×ÖÄ» And sure, there'll be a big blaze
×ÖÄ» and you'll get a ton of attention
×ÖÄ» and everybody will know how bad you're hurting.
×ÖÄ» - Yay! - But...
×ÖÄ» when the smoke clears,
×ÖÄ» all you'll have is a pile of ashes and a lawsuit.
×ÖÄ» And you'll still be stuck with you.
×ÖÄ» Same problem, same pain.
×ÖÄ» And the only way that'll change
×ÖÄ» is if you keep working to make it better.
×ÖÄ» And I'm here to help you through that.
×ÖÄ» What do you think I should do, Jen?
×ÖÄ» I think you should listen to Charlie.
×ÖÄ» - He knows what he's doing. - Say it louder.
×ÖÄ» - No, I heard her. - Not for you, for me.
×ÖÄ» I get it.
×ÖÄ» You know, Charlie, there is one little thing you could do for me.
×ÖÄ» That's why I'm here.
×ÖÄ» Could you grab one end of this piano?
×ÖÄ» I've got to get it back upstairs. Yeah, you, too, coach.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Dad, did you know Grandpa's on Facebook?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I heard.
×ÖÄ» Did you know he's dating Lacey?
×ÖÄ» Well, you can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
×ÖÄ» Should I accept Nolan's friend request?
×ÖÄ» God, no.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I'll go get my stuff, Mom.
×ÖÄ» How you doing?
×ÖÄ» I'm good.
×ÖÄ» Still a little embarrassed about the Patrick thing.
×ÖÄ» I'm really sorry, Charlie.
×ÖÄ» I just thought I'd found my calling.
×ÖÄ» Don't beat yourself up. You'll find it one day.
×ÖÄ» It's so funny. Right from the beginning
×ÖÄ» I just knew it wasn't going to work out.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, the same feeling.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, because you have a master's degree in psychology.
×ÖÄ» I just had a gut feeling. And it's not the first time.
×ÖÄ» You know what that means.
×ÖÄ» No, but it makes me uncomfortable.
×ÖÄ» I'm a psychic. That's what I'm good at.
×ÖÄ» Jennifer...
×ÖÄ» People make good money being psychics.
×ÖÄ» I could work for the police, and if I hone my gift,
×ÖÄ» and talk to the dead, I could be on talk shows...
×ÖÄ» So, this is going to be your career?
×ÖÄ» It's going to be difficult at first, but... yes.
×ÖÄ» Jen, you really think you have psychic abilities?
×ÖÄ» Yes, I do, 'cause...
×ÖÄ» I knew you'd fall for this.
×ÖÄ» Oh, come on, you're just pretending?
×ÖÄ» You're making all this stuff up?
×ÖÄ» - Yeah. - Uh.
×ÖÄ» You had me. If you ever thought about acting,
×ÖÄ» I bet you could do commercials.
×ÖÄ» - Really? - Oh yeah. Yeah.
×ÖÄ» If... if... if you wanted to go acting school,
×ÖÄ» that's something I'm definitely paying for.
×ÖÄ» Ah, you're just screwing with me, aren't you?
×ÖÄ» Wow. You are psychic.