我一直想有一个骚货阶段 Girl, I always wanted to have a hoe phase.
抱歉 Sorry.
我想不通了 I'm just stuck in my own head.
你能教我怎么骚吗 Can you teach me how to hoe?
贱人 你真没礼貌 Bitch, that's rude.
好的 And yes.
绿色衬衣 你的了 Green shirt, that's all you.
你能快点吗 Girl, will you hurry your slow walking ass up?
这是我的性感步伐 It's my sexy walk.
坎迪斯 Oh, hey, Candace.
我们下周末还要来一次亲亲蹭蹭 你去吗 Coming up here next weekend, right, for Kiss-n-Grind, you going?
可能吧 我到时问问伊萨 Maybe. I'll ask Issa.
我工作上有点事 但我马上回来 I gotta go do this work thing, but I'll be right back.
我一家人都来了而你却人间蒸发 My whole family was here and you just ghosted.
艾迪 我看到你了 Okay, Eddie, I see you.
真不好意思 Oh, I'm so sorry.
其实我还挺喜欢来点粗暴的 I actually like the love rough.
回见 See you around.
当然 Yeah, for sure.
亲亲蹭蹭 亲亲蹭蹭 Kiss-n-Grind, Kiss-n-Grind.
小翘臀 Okay, with your little booty.
是啊 我有走楼梯 I know, right? I was taking the stairs.
-你还没穿好 -你知道要慢慢挑 - You still not ready yet? - Girl, you know it's a process.
能快点吗 亲亲蹭蹭3点就开始了 Well, can you hurry up? 'Cause Kiss-n-Grind starts at 3:00
而且因为有个24小时自行车骑行活动要封路 and there's road closures for some 24-hour bike ride thing.
我都在靠喝酒打发时间 Girl, I've been drinking to pass the time.
已经过了好久 And a lot of time has passed.
好在我带了 Well, it's a good thing I brought-- ah!
这不是我带到你派对的吗 Didn't I bring that to your party?
你真想说这是你的 You really wanna claim this?
好市多是我的一切 少羞辱我 Costco is everything to me. You will not shame me.
我喜欢 Ooh, I like that!
你要和那个 You gonna do it with the...?
-然后 -还用说 - And then...? - Duh!
-那那个呢 -你知道我穿那个没法走路 - What about...? - You know I can't move in those.
-对哦 -今天重点是我和舞池 - You right. - Today is all about me and the dance floor.
今天重点是我和舞池 I said me and the dance floor.
你先去准备好了再说 Maybe about you getting ready.
你先去准备好了再说 You and getting ready.
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唱了一整天了 Be singing that all day.
跟我说说你要约的那个男的 Mm, so, tell me about this guy you meeting up with.
给你看他的美貌 Ooh, let me show you his fine ass.
翻译 吃冰棒 Eunice
挺帅的 Oh, he cute.
名字也很有品位 Mm-hmm, and he got a classy name, too.
翻译 冰岛豆腐
-菲利克斯 -和那只猫一样吗 - Felix. - Like the cat?
-你想上猫 -我只是想做爱 - You trying to fuck a cat? - Girl, I'm just trying to fuck.
校对 冰岛豆腐
邻居美男呢 Okay, what about neighbor bae?
我还留着 Oh, I'm still keeping him around.
-所以我不想和菲利克斯见面 -猫美男 - That's why I didn't wanna meet Felix-- - Cat bae.
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菲利克斯今晚一对一 Felix one-on-one tonight. -
如果他整晚都跟着我的话 I'm not trying to be stuck with him if he's wack...
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我就只能和他说拜拜了 following me around all night.
到时会有很多帅哥 And there's gonna be niggas there...
所以我可能钓到更多 ...so I might just get a few more.
总监 冰岛豆腐
贱人在建花名册啊 Oh, shit, this bitch building a roster.
没错 莫莉 你搞错没有 Yep. Molly, like, for real?
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贱人 你这么紧张干嘛 淡定点好吗 Bitch, you're about 40% too pressed. Calm the fuck down.
-你扫我的兴 -你才扫我的兴 - Killing my vibe. - You're killing my vibe.
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-我是想去派对 -行 呆子 - I'm trying to get down. - All right, nerd.
"看着我 我想在宵禁前赶回家" "Oh, look at me, I'm trying to get home before curfew."
不过讲真 我们该走了 No, but, for real, we should go
不然他们会把我们的桌位给别人的 'cause they will actually give our table away.
-别忘了 -凯丽 - So, there's that. - Kelli!
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-我还在家 -你还没走吗 - Yo, I'm still at the house. - Bro, you haven't left yet?
跟杰拉德通话耽误了 I got held up on the phone with Gerald.
他也想去 He wanted to roll through.
不行 他总是惹事 No, no, he always starting fights.
我可不想再次上演Chipotle事件 I'm not trying to have another Chipotle situation.
你吃过豆腐拼盘吗 超好吃 You ever have they tofu bowl? Low-key, that shit's delicious.
-去他妈的杰拉德 -好 - But, yeah, fuck Gerald. - All right.
我会在路上买点酒 Yo, I'ma pick up some drinks on the way.
听说这地方会变得很疯狂 I heard this spot gets crazy.
-今晚肯定要燃爆 -你想出山 - Tonight's gonna be lit. - Oh, what, you trying to be out?
伦斯想放飞自我 'Wrence trying to be in these streets?
当然 Hell, yeah, nigga.
好 那到时见 All right, bet. Yeah, good. I'll see you when you get there.
我要去找我的大麻小哥 Hey, I'ma hit up my weed man.
你上次给我的 我抽了昏过去了 Yo, I blacked out the last time you gave me those drops.
买点吧 Get some.
好的 你好啊 妹子 All right, nigga, yeah. Hey, what up, girl?
对 是我们 谢谢 Yes, that's us. Thank you.
-我今晚要好好玩 -棒 - Oh, I'm about to cash tonight! - Yes!
你们都准备好亲亲蹭蹭了吗 Y'all ready to kiss and grind?
今天是我的欺骗日 This is my motherfucking cheat day.
你们记得单身的伊萨吗 Y'all remember single Issa?
我记得 单身的伊萨会在那个泳池里 Oh, I remember. Single Issa would've been in that pool.
是的 她今晚可能会去哦 Uh, yes, she would've, and she might be tonight.
再给我几杯 贱人 Give me a couple more drinks, bitch!
你最好做好喝醉的准备 You better be ready to get fucked up is what I'm saying.
我准备好被上了 Oh, I'm ready to get fucked.
不错 Okay!
亲亲蹭蹭 Kiss-n-Grind.
我没说错 好多帅哥 I was right-- there's hella niggas.
保镖挺帅的 我今晚可能会上保镖 And the bouncer cute. I might fuck a bouncer tonight.
抱歉 才怪 Sorry, not sorry.
我们桌子在那边 Our table's over there.
靠 还不如在人行道上 Damn, we might as well be on the sidewalk.
-我们怎么离舞池这么远 -这里很好啊 - Yo, why are we so far from the dance floor? - Nah, it's ideal.
要一步一步来 We gonna get our steps in and then we gonna get our steps in.
从没那么严肃 Okay, it is never that serious.
我看到她小妹妹了 I saw her coochie!
-姑娘们 -你给我点了普罗塞克 - Ladies! - Aw, you got me Prosecco!
别喝 超便宜 Don't drink it straight. It's hella cheap.
自拍 Selfie! Uh-uh.
老娘真是美哭 I'm fine as fuck.
你们都在廉价座位 So y'all over here in the cheap seats?
想离扬声器更近吗 Wanted to be closer to the speakers?
-闭嘴吧 -我自己会跳舞 - Shut the fuck up! - I'm getting my steps.
很高兴你们都来了 就像天命真女一样 Well, I'm glad y'all made it. Looking like Destiny's Child.
-好吧 -谁是米歇尔 - Oh, okay! - Uh, who Michelle?
你 It's you.
坎蒂丝呢 You know what? Where's Candice?
她在圣迭戈参加一个冥想研讨会 Oh, she's in San Diego at a meditation seminar.
基本上就是花钱和陌生人打盹 Basically, she's paying to nap with strangers,
不过你们懂的 主妇都喜欢 but, you know, wifey into it.
所以我才喜欢你们 See, that's what I love about y'all.
你们都可以做自己的事 Y'all can just do your own thing.
我得回我桌子去了 I gotta get back to my table
不然那炸鸡柳棒要被兄弟们吃了 before my boys eat my chicken fingers, so...
你有吃的 我也要 Wait, you got food? I'll holla!
-好的 -看看你 - That's what's up. - Dro: Okay. Look at you.
-闪开 -不不不 - Uh-uh! Get. - Oh, no, no, no.
-闪开 -反正你们的桌子也很烂 - Get! - Your table sucks anyway.
至少我们有啊 再见 At least we have one. Bye, bye, bye!
潮女都这么贱 Fashion all nasty.
你看到猫美男了吗 You see cat bae?
还没 不过他最好快点 Oh, not yet, but he better hurry up
因为我看到了不少潜在炮友 'cause I see a lot of potentials.
我看到你了 戴棒球帽的 I see you, nigga in the baseball cap.
你会打球 You can hit.
我要让他们来见我 You know what? I'm gonna let them meet me.
-你懂我意思吗 -那是我给自己调的 - You know what I mean? - I made that for me.
你好啊 Mm, hey, how you doing?
你脱离群体 意味着我要来找你 You separated from the pack. That means I'm gonna get you.
搞错没有 Come on!
-操 -靠边停车 - Fuck. - Pull over.
-你赶路吗 -不 警官 - You in a rush? - Uh, no, sir.
你肯定很急 违章掉头 You must be, making the illegal U-turn.
我以为我可以掉头 Oh, I-- I thought I could make a turn
我看到别的车都这么做 when I saw the other cars do it.
这是你的车吗 Is this your car?
-嗯 -你要去哪 - Yeah. - Where are you going?
杂货店 The grocery store.
请出示驾照和登记证明 License and registration.
我拿驾照 Get my license.
给 Uh, here you go.
把手放在我能看到的地方 Keep your hands where I can see 'em!
今天我就放你一马 只给你个警告 飞车手罗德 I'm gonna let you off with a warning today, hot rod.
谢谢 警官 Thank you, sir.
就因为你是个"霍亚"我就给给你开张罚单的 I should give you a ticket just for being a Hoya.
"霍亚" 乔治城大学吉祥物
-什么 -你的驾照 上面写你是乔治城的 - A what? - Your license plate. It says Georgetown.
我是维拉诺瓦大学的 I'm a Villanova guy.
我们去年爆扫了你们 We beat the shit out of you guys last year.
是的 Yeah, you did.
你们赢了我们 You beat us.
走吧 Let's go.
猜猜我刚看到谁了 Guess who I just saw.
那个演尼尼的女生吗 我觉得她在这 Is it the girl who plays Ninny? 'Cause I think she's here.
-丹尼尔 -在哪 - Daniel. - Where?!
别找他 Don't look for him!
-他看到你了吗 -可能 - Did he see you? - I mean, maybe.
要看他周边视觉有多好了 Depends on how good that nigga's peripheral vision is.
我猜一定很好 他去年做了激光近视矫正手术 I bet it's good, though, because he got Lasik a year ago, so--
你想走吗 So, do you wanna leave?
不 我只是很烦我还得应付这种破事 No, I'm just annoyed that I gotta deal with this shit.
所以我们得离开洛杉矶 See, that's why we gotta get out of LA.
摩洛哥怎么样 Ooh, what about Morocco?
好啊 我们去摩洛哥吧 Okay, sure, let's go to Morocco.
但现在我们在这 一定要待下去 But right now, we're right fucking here and this is happening.
那你要跟丹尼尔谈吗 All right, so are you trying to talk to Daniel
还是你想回避他 or are you trying to avoid him?
我得知道我需要喝到什么程度 'Cause I just wanna know how sober I need to be.
他不会影响到我的 Tsk, nah, girl, he ain't gonna turn down my turn up.
我会想成年人一样 Let me be the fucking adult in this situation
解决这抓马 and go deal with this drama.
你可以的 You got this.
我去了 Here I go.
丹尼尔 Daniel, hey.
我们能 Uh, can we...?
当然 Yeah.
-怎么了 -放松而已 - What's up? - Oh, you know, just chillin'.
你经常来这种派对吗 Do you usually come to these parties?
不 我是来看DJ的 Nah, I came to see the DJ.
他挺厉害的 Oh, yeah, he's good.
是女的 It's a girl.
对对对 我好像跟她一起游行过 Right, right, right. I think I marched with her.
上次我见你 You know, the last time I saw you...
-你不用谈那事的 -我知道 - You ain't gotta get into it. - No, I know.
但我觉得 But I just feel like
我当时说了不该说的 I shouldn't have said what I said or...
做了我不该做的 我们不该 did what I did-- we did-- and...
我应该更好地处理当时的情况 You know, I should've just handled the whole situation better, and...
都是几个月前的事了 发生了就发生了 It was months ago, you know? It-- it happened.
我没事 I'm good.
-你怎么样 -我好得很 - You good? - I'm very good.
我是跟闺蜜她们来的 You know, I'm here with my girls.
出来干我自己的事 Out here doing my thing, just...
-酷 挺好的 -是的 - Cool, that's what's up. - No, that is what's up.
那好 你好好玩 All right, then, um, have fun.
你也是 You, too.
很高兴又看到你们 Good seeing y'all again.
那边那个男的怎么样 Okay, what about dude right there?
也许吧 他没那么 Uh, maybe. You know, he's not that...
当我没说 凯丽去勾搭他了 Oh, never mind. Kelli got him.
那是哪门子舞蹈 Which Running Man is that?
-不知道 -我的天 - I don't know. - My goodness.
那个留着亚瑟小子式 Oh, what about my man over here
渐层发型的怎么样 with the Usher fade?
你是说那个穿着补丁西服 内收足的吗 You mean the one with the elbow patches and the pigeon toe?
你喜欢保守的中产阶级 Buttoned up and bougie. That's your type.
他看上去像是街头商场里的牙医 He looks like a strip mall dentist.
我去 我得警告我的兄弟 你真冷 Damn, I gotta warn my niggas out here-- you ice cold.
闭嘴 我约过的每个男人最后都一样 Shut up. Every dude I mess with ends up the same way,
所以现在我只想不给自己太多压力 so I'm just trying not to be pressed these days,
顺其自然就好 taking things as they come.
比如过来吃我的炸鸡柳棒吗 Yeah, like how you came over here and took my chicken fingers?
算是吧 Basically.
-我牙齿里有东西吗 -快弄出去 - Got something in my teeth? - Nah, get that shit out of here.
叫那个牙医过来给你看看 Have the dentist come over here and check that mess out.
我在找我的卡 不好意思 Uh, just looking for my card. Sorry.
这是我医生那里的 Uh, oh, they have these at my doctor.
蠢蠢 就跟我今天一样 It's a Dum Dum, like me today.
我们可以 Oh, we could--
我们可以帮你付 we could just, like, cover it for you.
不 不用的 No. No, you don't have to do that.
我只是 抱歉 I just, uh-- sorry just... You know what?
你能等我下 我回家去 Can you just hold this for me and I'll run home--
没事 把他的和我们一起算吧 It's okay, he can put his on ours.
15块对吗 What is it, like, $15 or something?
-46.92 -不行 - $46.92. - No, I can't.
别担心 我们付吧 No worries. We've got it.
蠢蠢 Hey, Dum Dum!
你带这些酒去哪里 Where you going with all that drank?
去我哥们的派对 Uh, I'm just going to my boy's to pre-game.
他看着像克雷格吗 Does he look like Craig to you?
天啊 真的像 Oh, my God! He does.
是吧 I know, right?
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你们准备干什么 So, what are y'all getting into?
我们多半就宅在家里 We're probably just gonna be chilling at the house,
喝点酒 drinking some wine,
尽量不惹麻烦 trying to stay out of trouble.
那你们都是麻烦啊 So, y'all are trouble.
看情况 Depends.
真可惜 Man, it sucks
你今晚要和你哥们玩 that you're gonna be hanging out with your boy tonight.
什么 我不用 我不用见他 What? Uh, no, I don't have to. I don't have to see him.
我们一起在休闲联盟里比赛 You know, we play in a rec league together.
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我们其实没那么亲密 We're not even really that close, you know.
严格来说 是你们买的酒 And, technically, you guys bought the alcohol, so.
菲利克斯 我在院子里
好 我马上出来
-伊萨 -嘿 - Issa? - Hey!
-你好吗 佛利克斯 -什么 - How you doing, Folix? - Huh?
你资料里打错字了 No, 'cause you-- you had that typo in your profile.
对 Oh, yeah.
-你还好吗 -嗯 我只是一开始没有认出你 - You okay? - Yeah, I-- I just didn't recognize you at first.
-真的吗 -你的头发跟你的照片不一样 - Really? - Yeah, your hair is different than your picture.
我喜欢经常换发型 Oh, um, I like to switch it up.
会换回去吗 You ever switch it back?
有时会吧 Sometimes. Yeah, I guess.
你听了这里的DJ吗 她很酷 Have you heard the DJ, though? She is so dope.
-你声音总是这样吗 -什么 - Does your voice always sound like this? - Huh?
我只是以为你的声音不会是这样 I just thought your voice would sound different.
那个 Oh, ahem, you know what?
几个月前我得过一次感冒 I had a cold a few months ago,
所以可能还没完全好 so it's probably still in there somewhere.
我可能声音会比较尖 I might try and make it high.
你在找你朋友吗 Are you looking for your friends?
是的 我要去找他们了 Yeah, actually, I think I'm gonna go catch up with them.
-不过我会来找你的 -好 - Uh, but I'll find you. - Okay, yeah,
你们都走这边吗 Y'all going this way?
不管我怎么做 But look, look, no matter what I did,
我的波浪线都不会下沉 my waves wouldn't dip back then.
不 你前额上 No, and you always used to have this,
以前总是有条深深的帽子印痕 like, deep wave cap crease right there on your forehead.
-我们要这么干吗 -是的 - Oh, word. That's how we doing? - That's what we doing, yep.
靠 这以前是你的歌 Oh, shit! Oh, this was your song.
"以前"是什么意思 What you mean "Was"?
-耶 -来了 - Yeah! - Oh, there it is. Okay.
记得我们以前经常斗舞吗 Yo, remember when we used to battle back in the day?
那时每首歌都有舞蹈指南 Back when every song had dance instructions?
记得 "放低点 摇快点" Yeah, like, "Drop it low, bitch! Shake it fast, trick!"
你总是跳得很努力 但我还是会赢你 And you'd dance so hard, and I'd always beat you anyway.
-你胡说 -注意点 妹子 - Youse a motherfucking liar. - Hey, cuidado, niña.
卢卡斯卖了芒果后我的舞步一直很好 My moves been fine ever since Lucas sold mangoes, my nig.
你要重写我的历史吗 Wow, so you're gonna just rewrite history on me?
你要装作不是我教你的小马和火车吗 You're gonna act like I didn't teach you the Pony and the Train?
-又来了 -我们可以解决的 - Here we go, here we go. - What? Ooh-ooh. We can settle this.
-现在比赛 -什么 - Battle right now. - What?
让我跟你介绍下扎染 因为我会跳舞 Let me introduce you to tie-dye, nig, 'cause I get down out here.
-巨人 巨人 什么 -好 - Mega-Mega Man. What? Nigga, what? - Wow! Okay.
-我有东西要给你 -好 - I got something for you. - Oh, sh-- okay.
-你不知道 -看看你 没问题 - You don't know. - Look at you. You got it.
-那就别让这事继续下去 -放手 - Then don't let this go all the way through... - Let it go.
因为我跳起来的时候你就麻烦了 ...'cause you in trouble when I do that shit, girl.
-你懂这个吗 -你不 - What you know about this? Ah. - You ain't-- oh.
你要 你要 You gonna-- you just gonna...?
瞧瞧你 Okay, look at you out here.
-你舞姿还在 -我从没丢过 - You still got it. - I-- oh, I never lost it!
你要输了 Shh! Out here losing.
好吧 Okay.
他们终于正经了 They done fucked up now.
-DJ 你在干什么 -祝福我们 - DJ, what are you doing? - Blessing us, that's what.
来吧 Come on.
好了 Okay.
我们该停下了 We should probably stop
坎迪斯肯定不会喜欢 'cause I'm sure Candice would not be too thrilled
我们这样蹭来蹭去 with all this high school grinding.
而且她还有粗壮的手臂 Plus, she got them mollywhoppin' arms
我也不像过去那么会打架了 and I can't fight like I used to, so.
她不会有意见的 Nah, she'd be fine with it.
她会的 No, she would not.
莫莉 没事的 Molly, it's-- it's cool.
我和坎蒂丝... Candice and I, we're...
我们是开放式关系 we're open.
开放式吗 Open?
怎么个开放法 Open how?
我们是开放式婚姻 Like we're in an open marriage.
可以和其他人上床 We're allowed to be with other people.
什么 几时开始的 What? Since when?
一年前 A year ago.
我是说真的 I'm serious, I'm serious.
传统婚姻不适合我们 Traditional marriage, that shit just didn't work for us.
你们可是在教堂里结的婚 You got married in a church.
我也没料到会变成今天这样 I didn't expect things to go this way either.
听我说 压力真的很大 Look, look, it's a lot of pressure.
我要满足对方的一切需要 To be all things to one person?
-不是吗 -那就交朋友啊 - Come on. - Well, then make friends!
你不能就这样到外面偷吃... You just can't be out here cheating--
但这不是偷吃 我们对彼此完全坦诚 But it isn't cheating. We're very honest with each other.
恋爱不就应该这样吗 Isn't that how relationships work?
-可能吧 -是啊 - I mean, I guess. - Yeah.
我们又不是在外面到处乱搞 It's not like we out in these streets, hoing around.
但如果动心了 就顺其自然 But if something happens, yo, it happens.
我说不好 I don't know.
人们只需要找到适合自己的方式 Look, people just need to figure out what works for them.
这种方式很适合我们 And this works for us.
劳伦斯 我来不了了 我和两个女孩在一起 其中一个好像对我有意思
你怎么在玩手机 Why are you on the phone?
你在跟谁发短信 Who are you texting?
就是我本来要去见的那个朋友 Uh, it's just my boy that I was supposed to meet up with.
真的吗 Oh, really?
查得 我来不了了 我和两个女孩在一起 其中一个好像对我有意思
查得 什么情况
这家伙好傻 This nigga stupid.
你喜欢威肯吗[黑人歌手] Do you like The Weeknd?
喜欢 他挺棒的 Yeah, he's cool.
我超爱威肯 I love The Weeknd.
他很... He's so...
我喜欢你 I like you.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
我不太确定你刚才说了什么 I'm not sure what you said there.
不好意思 是Siri Sorry. Siri.
抱歉 Sorry.
-这不是你的桌子 -你又没付钱 起来 - Mm-mm, not your table. - You didn't pay for this. Get up.
我操蛋的人生 Y'all, my motherfucking life.
德罗居然明目张胆撩我 Dro hit on me, hard.
-想跟我上床 -什么 - Like he's trying to fuck. - What?!
搞什么 他怎么会那样做 What the fuck? Why would he do that?
他说他和坎蒂丝之间是开放式婚姻 He said he and Candice are in an open marriage.
德罗吗 那个德罗吗 我们认识的德罗吗 Dro? Like, Dro, Dro? Dro who we know?
靠 我之前都不知道 我还帮他们报税呢 Shit, I didn't even know, and I do their taxes.
-他们都可以出去乱玩吗 -真他妈前卫啊 - So, they both step out? - Damn, that's progressive as fuck.
还是说真他妈乱七八糟 Or is it messy as fuck?
我还以为白人才搞这一套 I thought that was some white people shit.
就是说啊 I know!
只要他们彼此坦诚 Well, as long as they're both being honest.
他说他们是 He said they are.
我想这样总好过 I mean, I guess it's better
背着你的对象乱来 than doing shit behind your person's back--
说谎 出轨 搬出去 lying, cheating, moving out.
你是在说你自己 You talking about you.
我没有特别在说谁 I'm not talking about anybody specifically.
你就是特别在说你自己 You talking about you specifically.
到底还有没有谁的婚姻跟我父母的一样 Damn, is anyone married like my parents anymore?
德里克和蒂芙妮 Derek and Tiffany are.
可能吧 但我们怎知他们的婚姻有什么秘密 Maybe, but how do we know what happens in their marriage?
蒂芙妮说德里克去年都住在酒店里 Tiffany said that Derek lived in a hotel last year.
我能上德里克吗 我想上他吗 Could I fuck Derek? Would I fuck Derek?
我该上他吗 Should I fuck Derek?
你在认真考虑吗 So, are you considering this?
才不呢 这可是德罗 No! Girl, it's Dro.
我们可是一起长大的 Like, we grew up together
我们中学时确实接吻过 但仅此而已 and, yes, we kissed in middle school, but, like, that's it.
就算哪天真要发生 也不是像现在这样 And if it was ever gonna happen, it would not be like this.
-但如果他是街上的陌生人 -比如德里克 - Yeah, but if he were some guy on the street... - Like Derek.
-你会考虑吗 -但他不是陌生人 - ...would you consider it then? - But he's not just a guy.
他结婚了 所以完全不在考虑范围[桌子]内 He's married, so that's not even on the table.
现在他倒是想把你压在这张桌子上操 Well, now he wants to fuck you on this table.
-好爽 -是吗 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah?
你的黑屌操得我的白妹妹好爽 Your black cock feels so good in my white pussy.
你喜欢吗 You like that?
太喜欢了 真他妈大 Oh, fuck, yes. It's so fucking huge.
我好湿 让我潮吹吧 Oh, I'm so wet. Make me squirt.
我要高潮了 Oh! I'm coming!
爽 爽 Yes, yes!
狠狠操我 Oh, fuck me good!
操久点 操晕我 Fuck me long! Fuck me numb!
-就是那里 就是那里 -好棒 - Ah, right there, right there. - Yeah!
就是那里 就是那里 Right there, right there.
好爽 Oh, yeah.
我靠 Oh, shit.
真他妈爽 Oh, fuck, yeah.
真是爽到爆 Oh, fuck, that was good.
到我了 我也要 My turn. I want some, too.
好的 Yeah, okay.
他软了 Ugh, he's soft.
我不可能这么快又硬起来啊 Wait, I can't just go right again.
那你刚才为什么要射 Well, then why'd you come?
因为我们在操 Because we were fucking?
真操蛋 This is bullshit.
等等 别别别 听我说 Wait, no, no, no, no! Look, look, look, look.
我只是需要喘口气 I just need a breath, you know,
稍等片刻 我就能重振雄风 just a minute, and I can get him back up.
马上就好 Just give me a second.
你就准备这样瞪着我吗 You-- you're just gonna stare at me like that?
你怎么回事 我们见过一堆 What's the problem? We've been with a bunch of
能立马重振雄风的黑人 other black guys who can come and keep going.
一堆 A bunch?
你知道谁最会操吗 You know who could fuck?
拉马库斯 LaMarcus.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
那晚真的太他妈疯狂了 That night was fucking crazy.
还记得之后我们去的那个吃泰式炒粉的地方吗 Remember that pad thai place that we went to after?
当然记得 我们点个外卖吧 Oh, my God, yeah. Let's Postmates it.
该死 今天是周六 Shit, today's Saturday.
他们可能会涨价 They'll probably have a surge charge.
那我们就去转角处那家吧 会快点 Well, let's just go to the place on the corner. It'll be faster.
我们还能赶得及去米歇尔的派对 Oh, we could still make Michelle's party.
要是黛比也在 我不要跟她讲话 If Debbie is there, I'm not speaking to her.
-她真是个贱人 -她肥爆了 - Ugh, she's such a bitch. - She's so fat.
可不是 Oh, I know.
这张看起来像我 对吗 This looks like me, right?
脸倒是一样 I mean, your face is your face,
但你这发型判若两人 but you have the hair of another person.
今晚真是人生中最美好的一晚 Best night of my damn life!
我的正好与你相反 Mine was the exact opposite.
我钓到的 约翰 Oh, so my guy, John?
还是叫詹姆斯来着 干脆就叫他甜心 James-- you know what? Let's just call him Sweetie.
甜心和他朋友要去Swingers 我们也去 Sweetie and his friends are going to Swingers, and so are we.
太好了 我饿死了 Great, 'cause I'm starving.
莫莉 你能帮我垫付吗 Molly, can you put this on my tab?
-行啊 我没问题 -太好了 - Yeah, no, I got it. - Yes!
-我一会儿就过来 -好 快点 - Hey, I'll catch up with you guys. - All right, hurry up.
我们要走了 Uh, we're about to head out.
好 我也是 Yeah, yeah, me, too.
然后呢 So, what's next?
我准备和伊萨还有凯丽一起去吃点东西 Um, I'm about to go grab some food with Issa and Kelli.
好吧 Okay.
然后呢 Then what?
可能回家吧 I guess home.
也许我等会会给你发短信 Maybe I'll text you later.
好吧 Okay.
凯丽 你朋友已经有桌子了吗 Kelli, does your boy already have a table?
我可不想排这么长的队 'Cause this right here, I can't.
贱人 我们才刚到 别扫了姐的雅兴 Bitch, we just got here. Don't fuck this up for me.
-他在后面 -谢天谢地 我的脚痛死了 - Ooh, he's in the back. - Thank God. My feet hurt.
该死的坡跟鞋 我讨厌这种鞋 These goddamn wedges. I hate these shoes.
他们在那里 There they go.
-你好啊 甜心 -我得去趟卫生间 - Hey, Sweetie! - Girl, I gotta go to the bathroom.
谢谢你给我们留了位置 Thanks for saving us seats.
必须的 别客气 Absolutely. No worries.
很欢迎你过来 这是菜单 You're very welcome. And here is a menu.
知道吗 我不要菜单 我知道我想吃什么 You know what? I don't need that. I know what I want.
今天是我的欺骗日 我要个漂浮冰淇淋沙士 It's my cheat day. I want a root beer float.
必须要冰淇淋 Nothing but float!
你说每句话都要拍巴掌吗 So, do you clap after all your sentences?
知道吗 我想干嘛就干嘛 You know what? I do what I want.
我喜欢 Girl, I like it.
-等下 我们来自拍 -来吧 - Wait, let's get a selfie. - Let's do it.
我要发给我妈看 她很担心 I gotta send it to my mom. She's scared.
比如 你要点什么东西吃 But, like, what food are you gonna order?
-比如... 对 -对了 吃的 - Like... Yeah! - Oh, food!
第一选择肯定不会错 Can't go wrong with your first choice.
你们还在做吗 Yo, is it still going down?
如果在做 我还会接你电话吗 If it were, would I have answered the phone?
哥们 我简直不敢相信 Nigga! I can't believe you
你居然在杂货店遇到了两个妹子 just met two bitches at the grocery store.
你们操的时候用上什么吃的了吗 Did y'all fuck with any of the food?
我就说过你会是真男人 I told you you was gonna be the man,
随便操女人 smashing random bitches and shit.
爽不爽 很爽吧 Was it great? It was great, right?
挺... Yeah, it was...
挺爽的 Yeah, it was great.
操 我就知道 我就知道 Shit, nigga, I knew it, I knew it!
我们嗑药喝酒 Yeah, yo, we were kicking it and drinking.
然后我开始和其中一个亲热 Then I started making out with one of 'em,
接着我们就开始一起操了 then we were all fucking.
之后她们开始嗑可卡因 Then they started doing coke,
再然后她们就觉得很饿 and then, you know, they were hella hungry.
哥们 你把她们操虚脱了 Oh, nigga, you wore 'em out!
真长脸 伦斯 My man, 'Wrence!
伦斯把逼操翻了 'Wrence wearing that ass out!
-厉害 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah, man.
-我累坏了 -那肯定 - I am pretty worn out. - All right, for sure.
你知道明天我们有场娱乐篮球赛 You know we got that rec basketball game tomorrow,
所以你最好今晚好好放松一下 哥们 so better stretch tonight, nigga.
你在亲亲蹭蹭找别的妹子要了电话没 Did you get any other girls' number at Kiss-n-Grind?
没有 我一看见你 宝贝 No! Once I saw you, baby,
别人都不入眼了 直接锁定 it was a fajita. That's a wrap!
-你吃得好香把我也搞馋了 -真的很好吃 - You make that look so delicious. - It's so good.
-我好想吃 -不行 这是我的欺骗日 - I really want some. - No, it's my cheat day.
吃了我的食物 咱们就玩完了 You touch my food, it's over.
德罗 你还在外面吗 莫莉 是啊 我们快完了
德罗 想要人陪吗 莫莉 我有点累了 这星期要出差
这听起来会很疯狂 This gonna sound crazy, right?
我想跟你说的是 What I wanna talk to you about is the seriousness
《狮子王》在这个时代的严肃性 of "Lion King" in this day and age.
如果你要给我做晚饭 你会做... So, if you were gonna make me dinner, what would you...?
妹子 Girl.
丹尼尔 你朋友在桌子底下被人用手插吗
今天是我的欺骗日 It's my cheat-- it's cheat day.
-是欺骗日 -欺骗日 是啊 - It's cheat day. - Cheat day, yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.