♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
♪ and school comes along just to end it
♪ So the annual problem for our generation
♪ is finding a good way to spend it
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
♪ Or driving our sister insane
♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ before school starts this fall
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
are making a title sequence! Mom! Phineas and Ferb
MALE ANNOUNCER :(ON TV) Today on the Uncovery Channel,
we'll talk about the fastest land animal in the world.
Possessed of incredible speed, the cheetah can outrun almost anything alive.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
We're gonna build fast shoes so we can run like a cheetah.
And I don't care
because today I'm going to Jeremy's family picnic in the park.
with my boyfriend and his extended family.
And they are all going to love me, because today,
I am Composed Candace. Confident, cool, and relaxed.
MOM: Candace. (SCREAMS) Stop judging me!
Ready to head to the library?
You volunteered to read to the kids' book club today,
while I help reorganize cookbooks.
Oh, I forgot all about that.
That's so unlike me. I never forget a promise.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello?
Candace! We're about to go on!
Where are you? Candace? Candace. Are you there...
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Wrong number.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. I've got nothing better to do.
Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?
What is she talking about?
Hey, have you seen Perry around? 'Cause I haven't.
It's come to our attention that Doctor Doofenshmirtz
has missed a few of his mortgage payments.
He must be funneling all that money into something really evil.
Otherwise, he'd ask his ex-wife for a loan.
She's loaded, you know. Ka-ching.
So get over there and find out what's going on.
PHINEAS: A cheetah's body is built to run at amazing speeds.
By carefully analyzing our own bodies's running mechanics,
we can now design and build our very own super shoes.
Based on the pseudoscience of reflexology,
these shoes will trigger pressure points in our feet,
making us exponentially faster.
I'm double-booked! If you count Stacey, I'm triple-booked!
Oh, darn my endlessly giving nature.
PHINEAS: Whoo-hoo!
Wha...
PHINEAS: Yeah! Hi, Candace!
You know, Ferb, with these super shoes on,
we can almost be in two places at one time.
Let's go see what these babies can really do.
Two places at once?
MOM: Candace! Ready to head to the library?
Uh, that's okay, Mom. I think I'll walk.
Okay, see you there.
Or maybe I'll run.
CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
Chocolate chip cookie? They're freshly baked.
Get your bids in soon. We don't expect this place to last long.
So, just because I miss a few payments, you're selling my building?
(STAMMERS) And where am I supposed to get that much money
on short notice?
I'm sorry Mr. Doof-Schmidt,
those are the terms of your loan.
The name is Doofenshmirtz. Like in Doofenshmirtz.
Now what? Oh, it's you.
I'm sorry, Perry the Platypus, I'm going to have to take a rain check.
You see, I'm having a bit of a financial crisis,
and I'm afraid I won't have time for our evil scheme today.
Next time we fight, it, it could be in a cardboard box,
'cause that's where I'll be living.
(SNIFFS) Can't you see I'm trying to wallow? What? That?
Oh, it's a nice picture of Charlene, isn't it?
But I don't think I could get much cash for it.
Oh, you mean call her and ask her for money? Never!
You know what she'll say if I call?
She'll say "I told you so!" And you know why?
Because she told me so! She said "Don't get the gargoyles, Heinz."
But what does she know? Gargoyles are a good investment.
Name a cheap building with gargoyles.
No way am I asking her for money.
I... I... I'll just, uh, make this place unsellable!
Then they'll have to let me stay here no matter how broke I am!
Psst! Indian burial ground. True story.
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
Wow! These things are great!
Much better than those completely unstable prototypes we made earlier.
What a rip-off! These things are...
Well, my daughter was supposed to...
Oh! Kids, this is Candace. Good luck.
I'm off to file some cookbooks.
All right. Today's book is Smorky the Giant Rabbit's Family Picnic.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) I'm a little fidgety. Yes?
Good question. You get to be today's first reader.
I'll be right back. Go on, you'll do great.
Brab farbu gulla brobbidy Lingonberry.
There it is... Oh, please stop.
Whoa! (CHUCKLES) Hey, Candace, you came out of nowhere.
Yeah. Uh, I did.
Well, I'm glad you could make it.
Uh. Yeah. Why don't I introduce you around? You know my folks.
Hey there, darling!
Nice to see you.
And, of course, you know Susie.
Candace.
And I bet you remember the birthday girl.
Of course. Grandma Hilda, from the...
I never liked you.
Hey, guys. Those potato sacks aren't gonna race themselves.
Let's get the lead out, kiddies!
Oh, my gosh! The kids!
I'm gonna get you a lemonade refill.
Okay, but hurry. The games are the best part of the picnic.
It's working!
Falooby blib dingo traloopoo-bul.
Good!
You know, you really shouldn't have drinks in the library.
Yeah. It's all this reading. It makes my throat dry.
Oh, that's sweet. I think I'll watch for a while.
Oh, you don't have to...
it was wrong to steal the pie, "Smorky knew that (CLEARS THROAT)
the pie and bake the pie. had worked hard to make "He knew his friend
the pie was gone? friend feel when he saw "How would Smorky's
"He would feel sad. He would feel bad. He might even feel mad.
"But Smorky was so hungry.
"What could Smorky do? What should Smorky do? What would Smorky do?"
I have to go to the bathroom.
ANNABELLE: I think this may be the place we've been looking for!
I mean, high ceilings, open floor plan, purple and green.
We won't even have to repaint!
(STUTTERS) I am not calling Charlene.
Go.
PHINEAS: Go.
Sonic boom. Check sound off the list.
(CANDACE SCREAMS)
She knocked over the Annabelle shrine.
How rude!
Candace!
Who's Annabelle?
She sort of wandered off about 20 years ago.
We don't really talk about it much.
Annabelle. (CRIES)
MRS. JOHNSON: Wheelbarrows at the ready.
You'll be surprised how strong my arms are. Don't hold back.
I don't think I can.
JEREMY: (SCREAMS) Hey, we won.
You might want to visit the washroom, honey.
You've got a little something right there.
The washroom.
IVY: And that's where it goes when you flush!
What an active imagination you have, sweetie!
Well, I think I'll leave these adorable little ragamuffins
in your capable hands, Candace.
I'm afraid I have to be elsewhere.
Me, too.
(SPECTATORS CHATTERING)
MAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Faster Faster
♪ Run, Candace, run
WOMAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
MAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Faster Faster
♪ Run, Candace, run ♪ Run, Candace, run
MAN: ♪ Come on, girl Gotta move, gotta run
♪ Passing dogs, passing cars, passing old rock stars
WOMAN: ♪ You can feel all the power of the Earth as you ride
♪ As it pulls, as it pushes up and down, side to side
♪ You can show, they can see
♪ There's the proof on your feet
♪ You're a blur in the air
♪ You've got style, you've got flair
MAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
WOMAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace run
♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace run
♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace run
WOMAN: ♪ You're light on your feet you're almost home free
BOTH: ♪ Nothing can stop you Look out for that tree ♪
Okay, Ferb. Fire it up!
(ECHOING) Sorry, Ferb, the light's just too darn fast.
ANNABELLE Oh, honey. Look at this.
It's like 1973 in here.
My favorite year.
(CHUCKLES) Where did they ever find such rare furnishings?
Oh, no, no. It's all fake. It's made out of cardboard.
Cardboard? How wonderfully impermanent.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the neighbors?
They're really crazy. Look,
(IMITATING ITALIAN ACCENT) "I live next door and I've got pants on my head.
"And I'm Italian." See?
With neighbors like that, our lives will always be interesting.
I can't think of anything that would make this place more attractive.
(CHATTERING)
(DISMISSING IN ITALIAN)
(SCREAMS) I stand corrected. Gargoyles!
This is it. This is the place. We'll take it.
I'll draw up the papers.
Never!
♪ Gotta feel the road burning From the heat of the sun
♪ On your feet as you flow through the streets and the hills
♪ As it pulls, as it pushes up and down, side to side ♪
Well, I'm really hoping for a short escr... Whoa!
We're gonna check out some other neighborhoods.
Front and center, people!
Now before we pass out the awards for the games,
let's remember the real reason we're here.
who-would-have-guessed- she'd-live-this-long 85th birthday!
Now, let's have a moment of silence
to reflect on all she's meant to us.
♪ Run, Candace, run MAN: ♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace run ♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Run, Candace, run
♪ Faster, faster
No!
Can I get down now?
That voice. Can it be?
The Johnson eyes. The Johnson nose. Is it possible?
(GASPS) She's got the birthmark. It's little Annabelle!
(FAMILY MEMBERS CHEERING)
Annabelle! Annabelle!
Nana? Uncle Jack? It's all coming back to me!
I never should have taken that job hanging anvils.
Candace. You made our family whole again.
Be good to her, Jeremy. This one's a keeper.
(CHANTING) I get to stay forever. I get to stay forever.
will have no choice... Now the bank I get to stay for...
...but to tear this place down and build a greeting card factory.
But...
(GROWLS) Don't gloat, Perry the Platypus. It's not becoming.
Hello, Charlene?
(CHARLENE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Yeah, you told me so.
it's really beautiful up here. ISABELLA: Wow, Phineas,
Yes. That was very kind of you
to invite us to your grandparents' house.
No fair! That almost hit me.
this kid with a basketball. I just missed hitting Earlier today,
Hey, Candace. What are you up to today?
to bust you guys, again. Well, I'll probably try
disappointment and regrets. on my summer-long chain of And add another link
How about that, Ferb. Candace already knows what she's gonna do today.
(CLOCK TICKING)
So, uh, how's the antique business?
Oh, it's just fine. You know, they have a saying in the antique business.
Mmm, what is it?
The saying that you use in the antique business.
Oh, I don't use it. But there is one.
Hi, Dad. Hi, Grandpa. We're not interrupting, are we?
No, no, no. Come in, boys.
and won the most famous balloon race in history.
Tell us that story again.
I built a balloon and I won the most famous balloon race in history!
Wow. He makes history come alive.
Come on, Ferb. I know what we're gonna do today.
If you need us, we'll be out in the barn.
Cool. Just look at all this great stuff. Hey, where's Perry?
After extensive research and computer data analysis,
we have concluded that the Tri-State Area
is experiencing an unprecedented shortage of eggs.
We need you to investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
You there, weren't you listening? Go make some eggs.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.
You might want to use the sugar,
unless you want salty lemonade.
Oh, I can't wait to get new contacts.
I'm as blind as a bat without them.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Here. Use my spare set of glasses.
Wow, now everything's a different kind of blurry.
Hey, stranger! Come on in! Everyone, you remember Glenda.
Glenda was the first female train conductor in the entire Tri-State Area.
But, alas, the train is being decommissioned.
And today is Glenda's last trip.
And you know what? I'm gonna take her up Gerhardt Summit.
(GASPS) But nobody's ever taken a train up Gerhardt Summit.
Well, that's what they say. But I'm not one to give up.
It's just like when you became a conductor.
That's right. They told me to give up. But I never give up.
I'm not the kind of person to give up.
Well, I'm gonna prove that an old train can make it up those tracks.
You guys wanna come with me?
We should all go.
Okay! Train leaves the station at 10:00 sharp. See you there.
Isn't she something, Candace?
That's a woman who would never give up.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, give up. Blah, blah, blah, give up.
I don't know how I didn't think of it before. I'll give up!
MALE SINGER: ♪ It's not bad to have goals per se
♪ When your teacher, coach and counselor ask
♪ Cold, hard reality can get in your way
♪ When you're really not up to the task
♪ When you've been scheming and spying and screaming and crying
♪ But you know there's still something that you're still not trying
♪ You've been trying to sell this so long
♪ Even though there's no one out there buying
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ Not really failure if you're not even trying
♪ Give up FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ Give up!
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
♪ It's like you're banging your head against the same old wall
♪ Baby, all you got to show is a bruise
♪ Well, it's a crazy thing to do to just keep on repeating
♪ All these actions that will only lead to cranial bleeding
♪ It's time for you to throw in the towel
♪ Capitulate and raise the white flag
♪ But don't be bitter just because you're a quitter
♪ That's right, you gave up FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ That's right, you gave up
She gave up, she gave up
CANDACE: ♪ I gave up
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
CANDACE: That's right. I never even suited up, folks.
CANDACE: ♪ I gave up
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
I threw the baby out with the bathwater.
CANDACE: ♪ I gave up
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
I forgot the Alamo.
CANDACE: ♪ I gave up
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
I'm not even going for the bronze.
CANDACE: ♪ I gave up
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
I'm staying right here, man. In this hammock.
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ I gave up
I like it.
Ah! It's beautiful, man.
PHINEAS: Okay, everyone. Let's get this race started.
Contact.
Last one at the top of the mountain is a stinky dish sponge.
Whatcha doing?
Thought so. I'm doing six. See you at the summit, slow pokes.
BUFORD: Hey, we're falling behind. What's happening?
Excess weight seems to be hampering our progress.
Yeah, we got to lighten the load.
(BALJEET SCREAMING)
How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load?
Ah, it lightens my spirit.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Mountain lion.
CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz vacation condo ♪
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Well, I guess it serves me right
for bringing work on vacation with me.
And, there it is.
Man, are we in a rut.
Anyway, this is my dodo bird incubator-, you know, -inator.
With this amazing device, I can transform any egg to a dodo egg.
Once they hatch, I will march my terrifying dodo bird army
You know, I don't really know what they look like,
but they're extinct like dinosaurs, so just imagine.
Giant, extinct, dinosaur-like monsters laying waste to the city.
Ah, you know, you, you really picked me up out of my doldrums.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Just sit back and enjoy the view. The train'll do all the work.
Do nothing? Got that covered.
All aboard! Gerhard Summit, here we come.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You'll never make it! You should give up.
Yeah, give up. Hoo hoo!
So long, boys. And don't forget to clean your rooms.
BOTH: Yes, Mom.
It's your fault. Quiet, you.
Looks like a dead heat so far.
We need to pick up the pace.
All right. I'll get rid of this.
I do not know why you even brought the swordfish.
It's a marlin.
Oh, no.
BUFORD: Little help, guys.
Ferb.
So, Candace, you sure seem relaxed. What's up?
I'm just taking in the ride and not worrying about
what Phineas and Ferb are up to.
Well, good for you, honey. Cause' I've got gin.
We're playing Kings Corners.
It's working. It's wonderful. It's amazing. It's...
Narg, narg, narg, narg. Narg!
It's, uh... not quite as terrifying as I'd hoped.
Narg...
How am I supposed to take over the Tri-State Area
with a bunch of these? Uh, where's the horror?
The terror? Where's the...
Well, you know you're gonna have to wait in line, Perry the Platypus!
First I gotta deal with this.
I mean, it looks like a turkey.
It's like Thanksgiving.
(SCREAMS) Ah, now it's exactly like Thanksgiving!
Hey, Glenda, how's it going?
Mighty fine. You're looking chipper.
Oh, yeah. I've been feeling great
ever since I decided to heed your advice and give up.
but after your speech this morning,
I just gave up and now I'm much more relaxed.
So what you got from my speech about how you should never give up
is that you should give up?
Well, you did say "give up" a lot.
I did say that, didn't I?
Uh, Glenda? Glenda, the train is slowing down!
So it is. I guess we're out of coal. Oh, well.
What? You can't give up.
And no steam means we can't make it up the hill.
Eh!
We gotta do something. We need fuel.
Wait! I have an idea that just might work.
And don't think I don't know what you're up to.
I'll be right back.
(HAMMERING)
(DRILLING)
Just out of curiosity, what's gonna happen to this train after today?
It'll be torn apart and sold for scrap. Why?
No reason.
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMS)
What are we playing again?
Hey, Phineas, whatcha doing over there?
My steering wheel's a little loose. I think that...
Well, yeah. Can you hold the wheel while I tighten it?
Gladly.
PHINEAS: Well, that's perfect.
ISABELLA: Yes, yes it is.
(SCREAMS)
Check it out. A dodo bird. What's next on the list, Ferb?
Yeah, uh, that was in my balloon.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! We made it!
I knew we could! I knew we could! I knew we could!
Oh, did you now?
Yeah, and you can drop the act.
I know you didn't forget to bring coal.
It's probably on that box you're sitting on.
But, lesson learned.
And as long as I'm no longer giving up,
I'm gonna go bust Phineas and Ferb. Thanks.
I could've forgot the coal.
I'm old.
Do you notice anything different here?
Oh, yeah. Everything's half-off at the gift shop.
PHINEAS: Here we are. Gerhard Summit.
Let's put them down over there, Ferb.
Why is it every store sells this outfit?
Mom! Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Come quick. Look, look, right there. You see, you see?
Okay, Candace. Oh, hello, boys.
What? No.
Aha!
Narg, narg, narg, narg!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Sayonara, dodo.
Hey, how did you start that with no opposable thumbs?
Mom, look. It's just forced perspective. Look.
They're not really here. It's an optical illusion. He's not really...
Hi, Candace. (SCREAMS)
How was the train ride?
Oh, I give up.
(GROANS) Some vacation s turned out to be.
FARMER'S WIFE: So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities,
but you didn't get any biological oddities?
Huh.
What? (GRUNTS)
There it is.
Narg, narg, narg. Narg...
Narg!