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去年夏天 妈妈给了我这个手电筒 Last summer, Mama gave me
说它可以给外星人发送信号 this flashlight to signal the aliens.
她说 当然有外星人了 She said, "Of course there's life out there.
好了 出去联系吧 Now go outside."
现在就只有我和你们这些宇宙中的外星人了 But now it's just me and you all, the aliens of the universe,
如果你们能听见 so if you can hear me...
我叫克里斯莫斯·弗林特 女性人类 I am Christmas Flint, human female.
我想你们会喜欢我 I think you'd like me.
也会想和我做朋友的 I think you'd want to be my friend.
第 零 军 团
可恶 Dang it.
得克萨斯
土星 水星 冥王星 木星 火星 天王星 金星
别在书上再滴番茄酱了 And I don't want no ketchup stains on those pages again.
知道了 女士 Yes, ma'am.
妈妈相信声波会传到宇宙中去 Mama believed that sound waves travel out into the universe.
她说 如果我觉得孤单 She said that if I ever got lonely,
就把我的信息发出去好了 I should just send my message out.
-约瑟夫 -好了 把球给我 - Joseph! - All right, give me the ball.
给 Uh-huh. Here you go.
乔治亚州 威格尼镇 1977年
我是拉姆塞·弗林特律师 Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
-怎么样了 老板 -怎么样 老大 - What it is, boss? - What it is, boss.
等等 乔·法兰克 我是你的律师 Now, hold up, Joe Frank. I'm your attorney.
对 你得听我的 Yeah, you got to listen to me.
现在不是产权纠纷的问题了 Not about the property line now.
乔·法兰克 那是辆大拖拉机 That is a big tractor, Joe Frank.
我从法律的角度建议你 I'd advise you get out of the way.
把你的车挪开 This is legal advice.
你不饿吗 You not hungry?
不 我在和我的狗说话 No, I'm talking to the dog.
嘿 我在救你的小命 Hey, I'm just trying to save your life.
他就是老板 That's the boss man.
我的爸爸 He's my dad.
见鬼 Damn it.
他尽力了 He's doing his best.
亏了那么多钱不能怪他 It aren't his fault he loses so much.
-我的裤子呢 -妈妈去世后 - Where are my pants? - Since Mama died,
他失去了一切 he's been losing everything.
老大 你觉得我们说完话后 Boss, when we're done talking,
我们的话会一直传到宇宙吗 you think our words travel out into the universe forever?
我希望不要吧 I sure as heck hope not.
我发誓 I swear...
如果再拿不到钱 我就要杀人了 I'm gonna pop somebody, I don't get my damn money.
蕾琳女士 Miss Rayleen?
我得出去一下 I got to go down,
去看看住在利夫奥克的乔·法兰克 take care of Joe Frank in Live Oak.
先穿裤子吧 Wear your pants.
别人欠你400美元你不管 You 400 in the hole, and you talking
你却嚷嚷着去看乔·法兰克 about Joe Frank.
你听着 Now, listen...
那就是蕾琳女士 That's Miss Rayleen.
她是个星际战士 She's an intergalactic warrior.
知道吗 虽然你是老板 但却是个烂老板 You know what? You the boss, but you a broke-ass boss.
她不得不在这里为我爸爸打工 But she crash-landed here,
没去上法学院 working for my dad instead of going to law school.
帮助别人不会错 Aren't nothing wrong helping somebody.
当然 她还是你见过的最睿智的人 Still, she's the smartest person you're gonna meet.
这事我们以后再说 We can discuss this later.
我得先找到我的裤子 你动了我裤子吗 I got to find my pants. You move my pants?
我碰都没碰你的裤子 I don't have anything to do with your pants.
你好 拉姆塞先生 我还没钱付你 Mr. Ramsey, hi. I can't pay you yet,
不过我给你带了一些鳄梨 but I brought you some avocados.
-什么梨 -鳄梨 - Avo-what? - A-Avocados.
上帝就这么叫蛋黄酱的 It's the good Lord's way of saying "mayonnaise."
我们会很快帮你拿回钱的 Uh, we'll get your payment soon.
你需要的不是蛋黄酱 You don't need no mayonnaise.
你需要的是钱 You need some money.
你知道你银行账户里还有几个钱吗 You know how much you have in your bank account?
-不多了 我知道 -你 -谢谢你 女士 - I do. It aren't pretty. - You pay... - Th-Thank you, miss.
不用管她 You pay her no mind.
-大家都在尽力去做 -我要去露台 - Everybody's doing their best. - I'm going to the deck.
我受够你了 I'm doing my best not to whup your ass.
老大 等等 Boss... h-hold up.
但我要去联系外星人 Got to make contact, though.
你总不能戴着那个东西乱走吧 I know you aren't walking around looking like that.
把它取下来 Take that off.
看看你的头发 Look at that hair.
别人还以为你是狼孩呢 People gonna think you were raised by wolves.
♪ 噢 我是一位厉害的辩护人 ♪ ♪ Oh, yes, I'm the great defender... ♪
-你好 老板 -你好 德韦恩 - What it is, boss. - What it is, Dwayne.
你好 蕾琳女士 What it is, Miss Rayleen.
如果不是超过200美元的失窃案件 If it aren't $200 for the petty theft,
就不要讲了 I don't want to hear it.
稍微等一下好吗 我现在得去法服 That can wait. I'm gonna need his services, actually.
出发吧 准备好辩护 Let's go. Prepare to fall out.
乔·法兰克又进局子了 Joe Frank got himself arrested again.
我们得去保释他 We got to go bail him out.
我的裤子原来在这儿啊 终于找到了 Hey, there are my pants. All right.
似乎人们都疯了 People aren't got no sense.
老大 别抓你的头发 会成鸡窝的 Boss, don't you touch that hair! You'll mess it up!
乖女儿 能帮爸爸拿瓶啤酒吗 You be a real sweet, go grab me a beer?
我知道你也会给德韦恩先生拿一瓶的 Now, I know you already offered one to Mr. Dwayne.
-她是不是很乖 -像极了她妈妈 - Isn't she sweet? - Just like her mama.
我打不开 I can't do it.
嘿 你干嘛 Hey. What the hell?
为什么要提她妈妈 Why'd you say that?
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
老大 看着 Like this, boss.
这样就开了 That's how it go.
啤酒之王 碰碰杯 King of Beers. Clink it up.
啤酒之王 King of Beers.
跟你讲啊 Mmm. Tell you what.
联系到外星人之前 你可不能打退堂鼓啊 You don't back down till you reach them aliens, huh?
把那瓶酒给我 Give me that.
说不定外星人会来 Maybe they can come down here
还可以照顾你什么的 and babysit or something.
遵命 长官 Sir, yes, sir.
好吧 走 绒绒 Uh, all right, come on, Fluffy.
你们在家好好的 You all have a good time.
德韦恩 走了 Dwayne, fall out!
蕾琳女士 Miss Rayleen?
你能帮我把手电筒调亮一点吗 Can you help me get my flashlight brighter?
你又想上露台了吗 You going up on that deck again?
我不知道 Mm, I don't know.
你就没几个小闺蜜吗 Don't you have any girlfriends?
-这不有你呢嘛 -嗯 - I got you. - Uh-uh.
我不是你的朋友 我是大人 I'm not a friend. I'm a grown-up.
那我就没有了 Then I guess no.
你那厉害的小男伴呢 What about that little sparkly friend?
他的爸爸正在教他练橄榄球 His daddy's making him football-practice.
上帝可怜可怜那男孩吧 God help that boy.
学校里也没有吗 Nobody at school?
他们都说我尿裤子 但我没有 They all say I pee myself, even though I don't.
没尿 我知道 No. No, no, no, I know.
那是什么 What's that?
睫毛夹 It's a curler.
做什么用的 What's it for?
使你的睫毛看起来更长 Make your eyelashes look longer.
真奇怪 Weird.
蕾琳女士 Miss Rayleen?
你觉得我是外星人吗 You think I could be part alien?
克里斯莫斯 我真为你担心 I worry about you, Christmas.
你待会儿想看《外星界限》吗 Do you want to watch The Outer Limits later?
我很抱歉 小甜心 但我今晚很忙 I'm sorry, girl, but I'm busy tonight.
妈妈去世后 When Mama died,
大家说了各种话来安慰我 everyone said all kinds of different stuff.
有人说她去天堂了 She's in Heaven.
有人说她还陪着我 只是我看不见罢了 She's here with me but invisible.
爸爸说 妈妈变成星星了 The boss man says she got turned into stars
彗星和流星 我觉得他说得对 and comets and meteors, and I think that's what's true.
妈妈就是那些星星 彗星和流星 I think she's stars and comets and meteors.
我想把这份销售单据 I would like to introduce
作为第一抗辩物证呈上 this bill of sale as Defense Exhibit A.
换我也会这么做 That's what I would do, too.
这只会使一切更荒唐 Were involved in something more frivolous.
我们中的大多数 Well, there are those of us
仍然站在当权派的一边 who still side with the establishment.
驳回诉讼 Case dismissed.
跑 跑 快跑 快跑 Go! Go, run, run, run!
嘿 腿抬起来 腿抬起来 Hey, get them legs up! Get them legs up!
现在曲折前进 Yeah! All right, now zigzag. Zigzag.
曲折前进 蛇形 蛇形前进 Zigzag. Serpentine. Yeah! They ain't gonna catch you
他们就抓不到你了 干得漂亮 if you serpentine. All right.
跑得不错 很棒 Good hustle. All right.
好了 现在跑远一点 跑 快跑 All right, now go long, go long. Go, go, go.
我想让你们告诉约瑟夫 I want you to tell Joseph
像我们这样的 it gets better for people like us.
没有妈妈 假小子 For the ones with no mamas.
被诬陷尿床的人 生活会更惬意 Or the girl boys and the falsely accused bed wetters.
但你也可能是在自欺欺人 But you might have to lie.
加油 把球带回来 Come on, bring it back in.
把球带回来 快 快 快 Bring it back in. Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.
-训练结束了吗 -把球给我 - Are we done yet? - Give me the ball.
好了 听着 你得跑得更快些 All right, now, you got to be faster.
-你必须加快速度 -我需要的不是加速 - You have got to be fast. - I don't need to be fast.
-不 你必须要快 -约瑟夫 - No, you're gonna be faster. - Joseph.
我可一直看着呢 I've been watching you.
你得学会拼命地跑 You're gonna have to learn to run fast as all hell.
懂了吗 看着 跑远一点 Right? All right. So go long.
开始 快跑 Set, hustle!
够了 转身 Okay, turn around.
举手 后退 Hands up. Back up.
接球 Here we go!
♪ 为你祈祷 ♪ ♪ I say a little prayer for you ♪
♪ 每当我揽镜梳发 ♪ ♪ I'm combing my hair now ♪
♪ 思索今日该如何着装之时 ♪ ♪ And wondering what dress to wear now ♪
♪ 着装之时 ♪ ♪ Wear now ♪
♪ 也不忘为你祈祷 ♪ ♪ I say a little prayer for you ♪
♪ 永永远远 ♪ ♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ 你永驻我心 ♪ ♪ You'll stay in my heart... ♪
-快跑 -那是"才不" - Run! - It's Hell-No!
我们还是跑吧 Let's get out of here!
缴税日 我是你们的税务员 Tax day. I'm y'all tax collector.
赶紧给我交税 Give me you all's tax!
警告过你 You'd be advised
让你离"才不"公主远点 to stay the hell away from Hell-No princess.
嘿 小玩偶们 Hey, Betsy-Wetsy.
-才不是呢 -这不重要 - It's not true. - It don't matter.
快跑 跑啊 Come on, just run.
我饶不了你们 Hey! I will hunt you down!
她像霸王龙一样凶恶 She's got the ferocity
胃口更是霸王龙的两倍 of a T-Rex and twice the appetite.
我听说"才不"公主吃掉了她的父母 Hell-No princess, I heard she done ate her parents.
下来 Get down here!
给我下来 I said get down here!
-糟糕 -你们都得交税 - Crap. - You got to pay.
你们要是敢不交税 You don't got tax...
粉碎机会收拾你俩 Smash attacks.
-我们是不会下来的 -绝不 - We aren't coming down. - No.
我们没有糖果 什么都没有 We aren't got candy. We aren't got nothing.
走 我们等会再来抓他们 Come on. We'll get them later.
威格尼镇 小学 做最好的自己
♪ 为了全人类 ♪ ♪ For the sake of all mankind ♪
♪ 我们同情不幸者 ♪ ♪ We pity the less lucky ones ♪
♪ 弱者和苦难者 ♪ ♪ The weak and the begrimed ♪
♪ 被好运遗弃的人 ♪ ♪ Those that good fortune left behind ♪
♪ 用勇敢 用真心 ♪ ♪ Be brave, be true ♪
♪ 真诚相待 ♪ ♪ In everything you do... ♪
要当心讨厌的校长梅西 Beware of nasty Principal Massey.
她和蕾琳小姐一起长大 She grew up right next door to Miss Rayleen.
她一直假装比所有人都出众 She pretends she's better than everybody.
下午好 女孩儿们 Good afternoon, Birdies.
下午好 梅西女士 Good afternoon, Miss Massey.
今天有一个好消息要告诉大家 Have we got a treat for you today.
谁对女童子军大会感兴趣呢 Who's excited for some Jamboree?
谁想要当冠军呢 Who's excited for some winning?
今年 And this year,
我们会像往常一样把奖杯带回来 I know we're gonna bring home that trophy like always.
否则的话你们都留在玛丽埃塔吧 Otherwise, y'all gonna be staying in Marietta.
开玩笑 我开玩笑的 I'm playing. I'm playing.
那么 So...
今年有个特别的地方 there's something special happening this year.
我们所有人都有机会参加一项科学活动 An opportunity for all of us to be a part of science.
嗨 大家好 Hi. Hi, everybody.
这位是博士珀塞 This is Doctor... Pers...
-珀塞德 -珀塞德 - Persad. - Persad.
-来自国家航空航天局 -你们好 你们好 - All the way from NASA. - Hello. Hello.
对外太空感兴趣的 请举手 Raise your hands if you like to think about outer space.
她们都是女孩子 They're girls.
没关系 That's okay, huh.
你们知道吗 有一个人喜欢探索外太空 You know, someone who loves to think about outer space
他就是我们的总统 is our president.
-天呐 -他派我们中的一些人 - Oh, my. - He has sent some of us
到地球上的很多地方执行一项任务 on a mission across the Earth.
我们正在录制一个生命之音的唱片 We are putting together a record of life.
一个唱片 A record?
是的 金唱片 Yes. The Golden Record.
地球上最伟大的作品 The greatest hits of planet Earth.
记录了我们所有人的问候 An account of all of us
将被发射到外太空 to be launched into space.
可我不想去外太空 But I don't want to go to space.
闭嘴 小宝贝 嘘 Hush up, precious. Shh, shh.
我们正在录制世界各地的人们 We are recording people from all over the world,
用母语打招呼的声音 giving greetings in their native languages.
如果太空中存在其他生命的话 If there is a chance there is other life,
他们有可能会听到这些声音 there is a chance someone will hear this.
但是外星人这种东西根本就不存在啊 There's no such things as aliens, though.
派佩 拜托 Piper, please.
别插嘴 Don't interrupt.
我们的总统是一个来自乔治亚的谦恭的人 Our president is a humble man from Georgia,
那为什么不能有一个小女孩儿来自比如 so why not a little girl from somewhere like...
-威格尼 -比如像威格尼这样的地方 - Wiggly. - Somewhere like Wiggly
成为留下这个永恒之声的人呢 be the keeper of our immortality?
这可是件大事儿 That's quite a job.
感谢你们的时间 Well, um, I appreciate your time.
我们有一组人会去参加女童子军大会 A group of us will be there at the Jamboree.
非常期待能录下获胜者的声音 We are looking forward to recording the winners.
太好了 让我们换上童子军大会的服装吧 All right, let's go get changed into our Jamboree costumes.
来吧 动起来 Come on, get going!
让我们像往常一样把金牌带回来 好吗 Let's bring home the gold like we do, right?
克里斯莫斯 Christmas!
派佩 你凭什么总是站在最前面 Why you always got to be the one in the front, Piper?
-我得到的徽章比你多 -派佩 等一下 - I got more badges than you... - Piper! Hold up!
所以为什么不乖乖闭嘴呢 So why don't you pour yourself a big old glass of hush up.
嗨 Hey. Hey.
嗨 派佩 Hey, Piper.
你们闻到什么味儿了吗 Do y'all smell something?
是不是有人尿裤子了 Did somebody pee on themselves?
我想参加女童子军 I want to be a Birdie Scout.
我想去童子军大会 I want to go to Jamboree.
去树林里玩吧 尿床精 Go run into trees, bed wetter.
-我不是尿床精 -你就是 - I'm not a bed wetter. - Yes, huh.
她会把制服搞得很恶心 She'll get the uniform nasty.
你会把制服搞得很恶心 You'll get the uniform nasty.
那不是我刚刚说的话么 I just said that.
我能帮到你们 我了解外太空 I can be good for you. I know stuff about space.
我可以帮助你们赢得比赛 I could help you win.
童子军大会是一场才艺表演 Jamboree is a talent show.
最优秀的人才能参加 The best of the best.
你这样的行吗 像你这种垃圾 Is that you, or is trash you?
你们为什么对我这么刻薄 Why y'all so mean to me?
不知道 I don't know.
就是感觉很好 Just feels right.
我高高在上 你卑微低下 I'm at the top, and you're at the bottom.
可能我们生来就如此吧 It's just how we was made.
快 快 快 Go, go, go.
把柜子打开 Open the locker!
这是不是就算我加入你们了 Does this mean I'm in?
这是什么狗屁东西 Ain't that some shit.
来自地球的问候 Greetings from planet Earth.
我是克里斯托·梅西 I am Krystal Massey.
以及 And, um...
好了 There we go.
祝你们一切安好 幸福快乐 And I wish you great tidings and great joy.
真心的 I do.
外星人 Aliens out there.
有人吗 Hello!
有人在吗 Anyone?
看看 原来是克里斯莫斯 Oh, look, it's Christmas.
愿上帝保佑你 Bless your heart.
我来告诉你吧 小宝贝 I'm gonna tell you something, precious.
当我们被人关在柜子里 这是因为 When we get put in a locker, it's because,
不管怎么说 都是我们活该 one way or the other, we got ourselves in there.
-明白了吗 -不明白 - You understand? - No.
克里斯莫斯·弗林特 Oh, Christmas Flint.
我们就是不明白你在想什么 不是吗 We just don't know about you, do we?
你很可爱 但我们就是搞不懂你 You're sweet, but we just don't know.
克里斯莫斯 Christmas!
嘿 Hey.
我的天哪 我喜欢你的发型 Oh, my God, I love your hair.
如此特别 It's so different.
-是啊 -如此抽象 - Yeah. - It's abstract.
你才抽象 You're abstract.
我想给我们的乐队起名叫双子星 I want our band name to be Gemini.
我们可以穿那种闪闪的塑料服 We can dress in that shiny plastic.
闪闪的塑料服 Shiny plastic?
你的头发怎么了 What the hell happened to your hair?
可能掉了吧 Fell off, I guess.
老大 你看起来很暴躁 You look ferocious, boss.
没什么比这更重要了 Nothing more important than that.
她不是自己搞成这样的 She didn't do this herself.
-是谁干的 -没谁 - Who did this? - No one.
说她好看就行了 Just tell her she looks nice.
你们这些人怎么回事 What's wrong with y'all?
她为什么会让别人剪她的头发 Why's she letting people cut on her hair?
她没让别人这么做 She ain't letting nobody do nothing.
-老大 澄清一下 -驳回 - Clarification, boss. - Overruled!
好吧 Yep.
应该是法官打来的 That'd be the judge.
告诉他我在去的路上了 好吗 You tell him I'm on my way, all right?
来吧 绒绒 Oh. Come on, Fluffy.
能给她弄些吃的吗 Can you make sure she got something to eat?
我没时间管孩子 I ain't got time for no children!
-而且我也不是她妈 -来这儿 头儿 - And I ain't her mama. - Come on there, boss.
进去吧 绒绒 There you go, Fluffy.
拉姆塞·弗林特律师 请讲 Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
♪ 唱一支小曲 ♪ ♪ Have a little song ♪
♪ 无需太久 ♪ ♪ Won't take long ♪
♪ 唱对了 ♪ ♪ Sing it right ♪
♪ 一遍或两遍 ♪ ♪ Once or twice ♪
♪ 哦 天呐 ♪ ♪ Oh, Lordy, me ♪
♪ 我没有了摇摇糖 ♪ ♪ Didn't I shake, sugaree? ♪
♪ 我所有的东西都被拿去当了 ♪ ♪ Everything I got is done and pawned ♪
看到没 See that?
没有 No.
今年会有一场流星雨 There's gonna be a meteor shower this year.
每60年才有一次 It only happens every 60 years, and...
也就是说我可以和外星人联络了 that means I can make contact.
可外星人不存在啊 There ain't no one up there.
即使有 你那个破手电筒也联系不上的 And if there is, your shabby-ass flashlight ain't gonna get it.
你见过艾瑞莎·弗兰克林本人吗 You ever actually seen Aretha Franklin?
著名歌星
没有 No.
那不就得了 So?
我要录金唱片 I'm gonna get on that Golden Record.
什么 What?
我要录金唱片 I'm gonna get on that Golden Record!
女童子军手册
约瑟夫 我们就要成为女童子军了 Joseph, we funna be Birdies.
什么 可我不是女孩啊 What? I'm not a girl.
整本书里并没有什么地方说 Well, there's nothing in the whole book
你必须得是女孩 我确认过了 that says you have to be. I checked.
我们还要为童子军大会准备一支舞蹈 We need a dance for Jamboree
这样才能赢 so we can win.
数量超了 只能再多借一本 You're over your limit. You can only get one more.
通讯卫星
嘿 如果我跳了那个舞蹈 Hey. If I make that dance,
我们就会赢吧 we funna win.
我们肯定会赢的 We funna win.
给你 快离开这儿 Go on, get out of here.
♪ 你让我的灵魂 ♪ ♪ Well, you rock my soul ♪
♪ 在亚伯拉罕的怀里跳舞 ♪ ♪ Down in the bosom... ♪
我们至少需要四个队员 We need a minimum of four scouts
才能组成一个队 so that we can make a troop
我才有机会录金唱片 and I can get my voice on that record.
♪ 他让我的灵魂 ♪ ♪ He rocks my soul ♪
♪ 在亚伯拉罕的怀里跳舞 ♪ ♪ Down in the bosom of Abraham... ♪
我们有两周的时间来找有才艺的女孩儿们 We have two weeks to find Birdies with special skills.
♪ 让我的灵魂跳舞吧 ♪ ♪ Whoa, rock my soul ♪
♪ 为什么不让我的灵魂跳舞呢 ♪ ♪ Why don't you rock my soul ♪
♪ 为什么不让我的灵魂 ♪ ♪ Why don't you rock my soul ♪
♪ 在亚伯拉罕的怀里跳舞呢 ♪ ♪ Down in the bosom of Abraham... ♪
我们到处寻找 We're looking for girls
在某些方面有特长的女孩 with talents that have to be useful in some way.
♪ 在亚伯拉罕的怀里跳舞 ♪ ♪ Down in the bosom of Abraham ♪
♪ 跳舞吧 ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm, oh, yeah... ♪
但其实只要有人点头 我就愿意接受 But I'd settle for anyone who'd say yes to me.
♪ 让我的灵魂跳舞吧 ♪ ♪ Whoa, rock my soul... ♪
你得救了吗 Have you been saved?
布特商店
她是安妮·克莱尔 That's Anne-Claire.
虔诚的基督徒 可她只有一只眼睛 Loves her Jesus. She ain't got but one eye.
你得救了吗 Have you been saved?
安妮·克莱尔 Anne-Claire?
-不好意思 -你想帮一下 - Sorry. - Do you want to help
这个世上最可怜最艰难的两个傻瓜吗 the most poorest, struggling fools of the Earth?
我们要给外星人发信息 We're gonna leave a message for the aliens.
让我问一下 Let me ask.
亲爱的主耶稣基督 Dear Lord Jesus,
你觉得这个主意怎么样 um, do you think this is a good idea?
阿门 Amen.
好的 Yes!
女童子军手册上说 The Birdie manual says
优雅又品行优良的女孩才能带给我们荣耀 we need girls with grace and virtue to lead us to glory.
但我觉得我们需要才不·普莱斯 But I think we need Hell-No Price.
这是我爸给我的 Papa gave it to me.
泡泡糖 我的最爱 Bubblegum. My favorite.
才不·普莱斯 Hell-No Price.
我给你做了一个牛油果三明治 I made you an avocado sandwich.
这是什么东西 What the hell is this?
上帝管这个叫 蛋黄酱 It's God's way of saying "mayonnaise."
把那恶心的东西拿走 Get that nasty away from me.
小心点 尿床精 我们过来了 Heads up, bed wetter. We're coming for you.
我来帮你 Let me help you.
不用 离我远点 我没事 No, get away from me. I'm fine.
你人真好 That was real nice of you.
我这么做不是因为我人好 I ain't doing this 'cause I'm nice.
我只是喜欢打架 Just like to fight.
把你当诱饵 Using you as bait.
走开 Now, go away.
我组建了一支女童子军 I started a Birdie Scouting troop.
你跑得快 又比所有人都聪明 You're fast, and you're smarter than everybody.
你能帮得上我们 成为有用之才 You could help us and be invaluable.
我并不需要变成有用之才 I don't need to be invaluable.
你难道不想有个机会 Oh, don't you want a chance
能给未来的外星人留下信息吗 to leave a message for the aliens in the future?
或者至少赚一些徽章 Or at least earn some badges?
-才不 -可他们会把一张专辑 - Hell no. - But there's a record
发射到太空里去 they funna send into space.
粉碎机就如同宇宙一般 Smash is like the universe.
冷静 粉碎机 一边玩儿去 Easy, Smash. Go play.
充满活力且行事诡秘 Full of gas and mystery.
才不 Hell-No...
你这人 you...
简直是个人体火山 you're like a human volcano.
我看你成天无所事事 一碰就炸 I see you walking around, fixin' to explode all the time.
这让我总想 这孩子到底在想什么 I always wonder, what that girl think about?
所以 你到底在想些什么 So, what do you think about?
把一切炸回宇宙奇点 Blowing everything to kingdom come.
反正我们迟早得嗝屁 How we're all headed for the boneyard,
所以有什么区别 so what's the difference.
把一切都烧光 Burning everything down
我就不用再看那些 so I don't have to look at nothing pretty,
都不属于我的稀罕东西了 'cause none of that for me.
如此一说 Well...
不如你我二人今日于此立誓 By us standing together and saying,
我们永远站在一起 "We should be here forever,"
一起战胜他们 and winning it over them,
这就能把他们的肮脏手段 that's burning their wole nasty operation
彻底粉碎 right to the ground.
是吼 Yeah.
过会儿再说 粉碎机 Hmm? Hmm? Not right now, Smash.
粉碎机也得入伙 Smash gets to come, too.
没问题 All right.
只要粉碎机想 饼干都是她的 Smash get all the cookies she wants.
中 Okay.
我可不把你当朋友 明白吗 You know I ain't your friend, right?
我懂 Yeah, I know that.
那没事了 Good.
童子军手册上说 Birdie manual says
每支军团都得有个老干妈做老大 every troop needs a Troop Mother
她会告诉我们如何做一个模范女性 who will show us how to be shining examples of womanhood.
鬼知道这啥意思 Whatever that means.
我的客户那天晚上绝对没问题 My client could not have been present the night in question,
我们有他在便利店的收据 because we have receipts from Winn-Dixie
证明他整晚都在那儿买买买 that prove he spent the night shopping.
他花了二十分钟买打火机油 He was shopping for lighter fluid for 20 minutes.
收据上一清二楚 It's right here on the receipt.
我去 Dang.
你和那个纵火犯 真的是 I swear, you men and arson.
为什么你们在遇到问题的时候 Why you feel like you have to set things on fire
总想着把问题付之一炬呢 every time you have a problem?
本性如此 That's our way.
生活不顺那就一把火烧个干净 Life comes at you hard, you set it the hell on fire.
对吧 Ain't that right, boss?
-蕾琳女士 -怎么了 - Miss Rayleen? - Yeah?
-可以帮我个忙吗 -洗耳恭听 小姑娘 - I need something. - Welcome to life, sugar booger.
做我们的引路人可好 Will you lead us to glory?
才不 Hell no.
作为奖品 你可以留下一条消息 Prize is you get to leave a message
和莫扎特还有其他伟人的乐曲 for the aliens on the Golden Record,
一同刻在发送给外星人的金唱片上 with Mozart and them.
啥 What?
等等 打住 打住 Now, ho-hold up, hold up.
而我将会成为代表 I'd be the representative of
地球全体儿童的那个人 all the children on planet Earth.
所以说 就是我们给外星人送歌听 So, like, our music for aliens?
-一部分的歌吧 -约翰尼·卡什吗 - Some of our music. - Johnny Cash?
没有他 No.
-维伦 -也没有他 - Waylon? - No.
格拉姆·帕森斯 滚石 Gram Parsons? Rolling Stones?
都不是 更像是贝多芬之类的古典乐 No, more like Beethoven and them.
既如此 我一点兴趣都没有了 Well, then I'm not interested in space.
一点都不关心 I don't care for that at all.
可是我在乎 Yeah, well, I care.
有那么多的外星生物在地球之外 There's some other life out there,
而他们都会认识我 and they funna know me.
我拒绝 No.
-这算工时 -你已经欠我多少薪水了 - It-it'd be office hours. - You already owe me back pay.
我会付的 会付的 Well, I'll get it. I'll get it.
每个人都被判有罪又不是我的错 I mean, ain't my fault everybody guilty.
没人付你钱也不是我的错 Ain't my fault you can't get people to pay you.
可是约瑟夫已经开始准备编舞了 Joseph already started our choreography, though.
不 不 这位先生 No. No, sir.
我跟小女孩合不来的 I don't get on good with little girls.
杀人放火 检察官倒是可以 I do arsonists, murderers and state prosecutors.
但小女孩让我头皮发麻 Little girls give me the creeps.
而且现在又不让体罚了 Plus, you can't hit 'em no more.
法律都改了 They changed the laws.
成吧 All right.
领路人 我喜欢这个说法 "Lead us to glory." I like that.
而且让你和几个小孩子待一起 And it would've been good
总没什么坏处嘛 for you to be around other girls, boss.
主知道我一直在放养你 Lord knows I raise you like one of them hillbillies next door.
如果我不做些改变 你就越来越黑深残了 You'll be doing dip if I don't take some action.
蕾琳女士 你的工时减到两天 Miss Rayleen, take your office days down to two.
不 你别想 No. Hell no.
我才是老板 我说了算 I'm the boss man.
你来做女童子军的领队 You the leader of the Birdies.
我和绒绒 Me and Fluffy,
我们俩去试试再赚点外快 we gonna go and try and get paid.
拿好了 Here you go.
说再见 绒绒 Fall out, Fluffy.
我做事绝不半途而废 I don't do nothing half-ass.
我也并不想半途而废 I don't want to do anything with half an ass.
你该清楚你这是在自掘坟墓 You know you're just setting yourself up
你迟早会伤心欲绝 for your little heart to get broke.
不 我这是在改变我的人生 No, setting myself up to change my whole life.
他忘了把豆子罐头打开了 He forgot to open the damn beer can.
真香 Mmm!
蕾琳·莫斯利 Rayleen Mosely?
你好 克里斯托 Hi, Krystal.
你好 Hey.
有段时间不见了呢 It's been a minute.
没错 Mm-hmm.
自从 Since, uh...
负鼠节 Pavo Possum Fest.
很高兴再见面 Well, hey. Sure is nice to see you.
你是 家长吗 And are you a... are you a mama?
我是童子军家长 I'm the Troop Mama.
没错 Yeah.
讲真 For real?
-你在逗我 -我从不说笑 你该懂的 - Are you playing? - I don't play. You know that.
她们成不了童子军的 They can't be Birdies.
-何出此言 -因为这些孩子 - Why not? - Because these children
不是 are not...
因为童子军有严格准则 Because Birdies have a strict quality code.
我的部下绝对够格 My boos are quality.
你觉得你能让这些孩子 And you think you can get these children
遵循这些守则 to follow these standards?
肥猫就不会拉屎了吗 我心里有数 Does a fat puppy poot? I got this.
粗俗语言就没必要了 That kind of language isn't necessary.
好吧 既然如此 All right, then.
我得给你们一个番号 Got to give you a number.
军团 Troop...
各位 Oh, dear, well...
乔治亚只剩下一个番号了 零号 Huh. The only number left in the state of Georgia is zero.
是不是很不错 Isn't that sweet?
名如其人 Perfectly appropriate.
怎么了 小公主 Yes, precious.
零是代表无限的数字 Zero's the number of infinity.
是这样吗 Is that right?
是的 Yeah.
零号军团 欢迎加入女童子军 Troop Zero, welcome to Birdie Scouting.
我不知道你们是不是觉得这活会很简单 I don't know if you thought this was gonna be easy.
但做女性的模范绝不是件易事 Being a woman of substance is never easy.
这不是选美比赛 It's not pageantry,
只要男孩子看着漂亮就好 where you look pretty for the boys.
这不是你可以打卡摸鱼下班的工作 It's not 4-H, where you birth a calf and call it a day.
在你养育你的孩子前 Before you're taking care of your babies,
在你照顾你的丈夫 before you're taking care of your husbands,
你的双亲或者其他急需你帮助的人之前 your old parents and whoever else needs you to hold them up,
你都要先照顾好自己军团的人 you're taking care of your troop.
确保你们都是人生赢家 You're making sure you're all winners.
每个成员都要求获得一枚徽章 Each member is required to earn one badge.
这是参加女童子军大会的最低标准 That's the bare minimum to qualify for Jamboree.
你们要用心去争取它 You will earn them honestly...
不允许作弊 而如果你们获得了它 No cheating... and if you earn 'em,
那么就有机会去玛丽埃塔 then you got a shot at Marietta.
所以 欢迎零号军团 So, welcome, Troop Zero.
我们在彼岸再会 We'll see you on the other side.
前提是你们能成功会师 If you make it out alive.
说笑而已 说笑而已 I'm playing. I'm playing.
我可没有 I'm not.
走吧各位 Come on, y'all.
快点走 什么都别碰 Come on. Don't take nothing.
她会说你手不干净 She'll say you got it dirty.
我会毁灭你 停下 停手 I will destroy you! Stop it! Stop it!
好了 各位 All right, all right.
这是你们想干的事 Y'all want to do this.
现在你们是我的女童子军了 Y'all my Birdies now.
他做不了女童子军 He can't be a Birdie.
他身是男孩怎么当女孩 Can't be a Birdie 'cause he's half boy.
他心是女孩也去不了橄榄球队 Can't be a football player 'cause he's half girl.
女童子军也不会拒绝男孩 No, ma'am, that would be a "no, ma'am."
要对彼此友好 We are sweet to each other.
粉碎机 把你的手指从鼻子里拿出来 Smash, get your finger out your nose.
把那根吸管也给我吐出来 Get the straw out of your mouth.
才不 把你的吸管也给我吐出来 Hell-No, you get the straw out of your mouth, too.
把脚放下去 Put your foot down.
约瑟夫 欢迎加入女童子军 Joseph, welcome to the Birdie Scouts.
粉碎机 我可不怕未成年人保护法 Smash, I don't care about the law.
蕾琳要打烂你的屁股 Rayleen funna whup your ass.
约瑟夫现在是大家的一员了 明白吗 Joseph is one of y'all now, all right?
我们要展现最好的一面 And we are gonna do the best we can.
-好 -才怪 - Yeah. - Nah.
我们输定了 We funna lose.
这里全是一群没人要的 This a bunch of losers and trash
-垃圾和废物 -不 - nobody wants. - No.
我们要赢 We funna win.
就是这样 Here we are.
剩物配剩孩 Leftovers for the leftovers.
说笑而已 你们懂的 I'm playing. Y'all know I am.
讲真的 For real.
希望这个徽章罐里有什么好东西 Good luck with whatever you find in this badge jar.
我的孩子们已经赢了几乎所有徽章 My girls have won almost every one.
你敢信 Can you believe it?
不过我相信这里边总有适合你的 I'm sure there's something in there for you.
十分感谢 I appreciate you.
让我们看看还有什么 Mm. And let's see what we got here.
这是什么 What's that?
靠 这些可真丑 Dang, these are ugly.
拿着 Take it.
这又是什么东西 What the hell is this?
哦 这是荒野生存徽章 Oh, that's Survival in the Wilderness.
还有什么别的东西吗 Can we have something more in their ballpark?
你看这个 裆案管理徽章 这可才不 I mean, "Dress-idge," that ain't gonna work.
档案 才是正确读法 "Dressage" is the correct pronunciation.
管它怎么读 这玩意行不通 Whatever it is, it ain't gonna work.
陶艺徽章 桌面管理大师 Ceramics. Table Settings?
哦 我刚想起来 No. Just remind me,
一般人都是怎么形容乞丐的 what do they say about beggars again?
说笑而已 说笑而已 I'm playing. I'm playing.
你们负责清理这摊乱子 Y'all clean up this mess in here.
真难闻 These smell. Mm!
好吧 All right.
你们要做的就是各自赢得一枚徽章 All y'all got to do is win one badge each
去女童子军大会 to go to Jamboree.
所以这应该没那么难 So, it shouldn't be that hard.
你们这辈子有没有赢过什么 Have y'all ever won anything in your lives?
行吧 零号军团 咱就 All right, Troop Zero, let's just...
你们都懂的 竭尽全力吧 You know what? Let's just do what we can.
你太圆润了 披上肩带 You too thick, wear the sash.
你不想穿女装 披上肩带就好 You don't want to wear girl clothes, wear the sash.
你尿裤子 就戴上肩带吧 You pee your pants, wear the sash.
-别尿上头就好 -我才不尿裤子 - Just don't get any pee on it. - I don't pee myself.
真棒 只是写在规矩里 给 Yeah, that's just in principle. Here.
现在抓紧时间 才不 Well, come on, now, Hell-No.
来 就算你们没赢 Come on. Even if y'all don't win,
你也得向别人展现出你是认真对待的 you got to show them that you're serious.
-你们是认真的吗 -是的 女士 - Y'all serious? - Yes, ma'am.
不错 All right.
先来做这个 姐妹们 Let's get this, my boos.
饼干销售徽章 Cookie Selling badge.
热血沸腾起来吧 Blood makes the grass grow.
杀 大杀特杀 干翻全场 Kill, kill, kill!
动起来 走你 Come on. Come on.
-快走 -是时候展示真正的技术了 - Come on. - Let's do this!
快来 Let's go!
天哪 我是个真正的女童子军了 Oh, I'm a real-life Birdie Scout!
♪ 回头看看路上的小绿包 ♪ ♪ Lookin' back on the track For a little green bag ♪
♪ 得找到那种 ♪ ♪ Got to find just the kind ♪
♪ 不然就要疯掉 ♪ ♪ Or losin' my mind ♪
♪ 白天黑夜 找寻不见 ♪ ♪ Out of sight in the night, Out of sight in the day ♪
♪ 回头看看路 按我说的做 ♪ ♪ Lookin' back on the track, Gonna do it my way ♪
♪ 白天黑夜 找寻不见 ♪ ♪ Out of sight in the night, Out of sight in the day ♪
♪ 回头看看路 按我说的做 ♪ ♪ Lookin' back on the track, Gonna do it my way ♪
♪ 回头看看 ♪ ♪ Lookin' back ♪
♪ 想找点乐子 ♪ ♪ Lookin' for some happiness ♪
♪ 但只有孤独 ♪ ♪ But there is only loneliness ♪
♪ 找找吧 ♪ ♪ To find... ♪
雷雷 买我的饼干 Buy my cookies, Ray-Ray.
我得问问我妈妈 I got to ask my mama.
每盒两块钱 They're two dollars.
一共两盒 Two boxes.
花四块钱买我的饼干 Give me four dollars for my cookies
我就能成为模范女性 so I can be a woman of substance.
现在就买 雷雷 Now, Ray-Ray.
快点 Do it.
还给我 Give that back.
现在给我滚出去 Now, get out of here.
♪ 想找点乐子 ♪ ♪ Lookin' for some happiness ♪
♪ 但只有孤独 ♪ ♪ But there is only loneliness... ♪
到了 拿上饼干 There, take some cookies.
来吧 Come on.
♪ 往左跳 向右转 ♪ ♪ Jump to the left, Turn to the right ♪
♪ 抬头看 ♪ ♪ Lookin' upstairs... ♪
你好 hi.
请问您想买点美味的女童子军饼干吗 Would you like to buy some delicious Birdie cookies?
-你们不是女童子军 -我们是女童子军 - You're not a Girl Scout. - It's Birdie Scouts,
我们通过提升自我 and we work on building communities
-来建设社区 -不 不 不要 - through strengthening ourself... - No. No. No.
我们 We...
行吧 Well...
操 Damn.
求你了 我特别怕在陌生人面前讲话 Please? I get so scared talking in front of strangers.
那你算哪种传道者 What kind of evangelist does that make you?
特别差劲的那种 Real bad one.
好吧 抓紧我的手 All right, well, just hold my hand.
♪ 白天黑夜 找寻不见 ♪ ♪ Out of sight in the night, Out of sight... ♪
蕾琳小姐 我想吐 I funna puke, Miss Rayleen.
等你拿到钱了再吐 小妹妹 Don't puke before you get the money, boo.
-你好啊 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
请问你能否 Would you please...
给我点 点钱 give me some... some money?
乐意至极 我以前就是一名女童子军 I'll be happy to. I used to be a Birdie myself.
♪ 想找点乐子 ♪ ♪ Lookin' for some happiness... ♪
她还好吗 Is she gonna be all right?
她会没事的 She'll be fine.
可以给草地增肥 It's good for the grass.
来吧 Come on.
♪ 往左跳 ♪ ♪ Jump to the left ♪
♪ 向右转 ♪ ♪ Turn to the right ♪
♪ 抬头看 ♪ ♪ Lookin' upstairs ♪
来吧 There. Come on.
♪ 回头瞧 ♪ ♪ Lookin' behind... ♪
每个小女孩都梦想着结婚 Every little girl dreams about getting married
再生下自己的骨肉 and having their own babies.
儿童保育徽章为你们 Child Care badge prepares you
体会做母亲的毕生快乐提供了准备 for the ultimate joys of motherhood.
好好做 别打架 Act right. Stop that.
别打架 Stop that.
♪ 想找点乐子 ♪ ♪ Lookin' for some happiness ♪
♪ 但只有孤独 ♪ ♪ But there is only loneliness to find... ♪
完美的信任之倒 Perfect trust falls.
再来一次 Again.
教什么信任 What the hell they trying to teach you, trust?
现实社会倒是试试啊 Try that in the real world.
现在给我起来 Get up, now.
起来 Get up.
开始吧 快去 Get going. Come on.
主啊 一定要平安无事 Dear Lord in Heaven, be safe, be safe.
好啦 我会接住你 会接住你 All right, I got you, I got you.
相信我 Trust.
-嘿 别搞砸了 -好 - Hey, don't mess this up. - Right.
好啦 我准备好了 All right, I got this.
最好是 我需要这个徽章 You better. I need this.
天呐 Oh, dear.
不不不 No, no, no.
不要 才不 No. No, no.
像这样的话 我们永远去不了女童子军大会 We never gonna get to Jamboree like this.
就不该带上她们 Shouldn't have taken them.
她们只会帮倒忙 They're ruining everything.
她们比我还废物 They're even bigger losers than I am.
没错 Oh, you're right.
你最好回家看《外星界限》 Better for you to be back at home watching Outer Limits
而我也能岁月静好了 and me to be living my life in peace.
什么 才不要 What? No.
让我看看徽章 Let me see them badges.
你要拿优势去争取 You got to work with what you got.
特殊技能徽章 Special skills.
美丽徽章就是为约瑟夫量身打造的 Beauty badge was made for Joseph.
既然他能让我的发型看起来没那么丑 If he can make my hair less ugly,
那他能让这个世界看起来不那么丑 he can make the world less ugly.
是时候展示真正的技术了 This is the time to say yes.
这就是我 This is how I am.
这可是上帝给我开的窗 This is what God gave me to work with.
我能把它变漂亮 因为我有天赋 And I'm gonna make it beautiful 'cause it's mine.
开始吧 All right.
♪ 我很开心 ♪ ♪ And I'm so glad ♪
♪ 我把宝押在你身上 宝贝 ♪ ♪ I took the chance on you, baby ♪
♪ 朋友总说他不守规矩 ♪ ♪ My friends all say He don't play by the rules ♪
♪ 那就听着 难道不是你们太蠢了吗 ♪ ♪ So listen, don't you be no fool ♪
♪ 你不知道你就是个出头鸟吗 ♪ ♪ Don't you know You're just a beginner ♪
♪ 现在看着我 ♪ ♪ So look at me now ♪
♪ 我是赢家 ♪ ♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ 没错就是我 ♪ ♪ Ooh, yes, I am ♪
♪ 把钱放下 给九块大洋 ♪ ♪ Put that money down And put them chips on nine ♪
♪ 我是赢家 ♪ ♪ I'm a winner ♪
♪ 没错就是我 ♪ ♪ Yes, I am... ♪
干得不错 小伙子 Dang, son.
再撑九年 You survive nine more years of this,
你就能赚一大笔钱 you're gonna make a whole bucketload of damn money.
是 女士 Yes, ma'am.
特殊技能 Special skills.
好啦 克里斯莫斯 下一个是谁 All right, Christmas, who's next?
♪ 我把宝押在你身上 宝贝 ♪ ♪ I took a chance on you, baby ♪
♪ 我是赢家 ♪ ♪ Oh, I'm a winner... ♪
来点激励士气的话吧 拉姆塞先生 Got some inspiring words, Mr. Ramsey?
-谢谢您嘞 蕾琳小姐 -客气 - Thank you, Miss Rayleen. - Yeah.
当我和德韦恩先生还在部队服役地时候 When I was in the United States Army with Mr. Dwayne,
我们每天这样跑两次 we used to run a course like this twice a day.
头顶上有机关枪对着我们 And there were machine guns going off over our heads.
我们一天就能吃好几碗饭 We had bowls of rice just once a day
就为了能撑过去 just to get us through the hardships.
现在不是米饭的问题 Not about the rice right now.
德韦恩的意思是 生活不是胜利 What Mr. Dwayne is saying is life ain't about winning.
我是说 有些人是那样 那些赢家 I mean, it is for some... For those who win.
但对剩下的人来说 But for the rest of y'all...
秘诀就在于忍耐 the trick is to endure.
不要让阴谋诡计和污言秽语 Not let the kicks and the nasty words
打败你 keep you down.
那样的话当你某天睡醒时 Then you wake up one day,
你就站到了最后 and you'll be the last one standing.
那么 So...
去拿到忍耐徽章 姐妹们 Go get them Endurance badges, little boos!
快去 快跑 Go! Come on.
粉碎机 抬脚 Smash, pick up those feet.
抬起脚 Pick up your feet!
你给我女儿放点水 You go easy on my girl.
好吧 你知道她一条腿长一条腿短 All right? You-you know she got one leg shorter than the other?
你也知道 那个可怜的小家伙 That poor thing can't afford
做什么都不轻松 to do nothing easy, and you know that.
-加油 -加油啊 - Come on! - Come on, y'all.
-加油 加油 -加油 加油 - Come on! Come on! - Come on! Come on!
这个徽章就是为才不·普莱斯设立的 This badge was made for Hell-No Price.
她把穿越障碍当饭吃 She eats obstacles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
才不 才不 Hell-No! Hell-No!
才不 Hell-No!
做得好 才不 You done good, Hell-No.
粉碎机 我觉你既然你可以拆开 Smash, I figure you take things apart,
你也可以把它们装好 you might be able to put 'em back together.
来吧 Go on.
不愧是你 My boo!
粉碎机会给你惊喜 That Smash will surprise you.
我也能 And I will, too.
保证 Promise.
只需要有一个特殊技能 Got to have one special skill.
这里几乎不可能搞砸 This is almost impossible to mess up.
就算对你也是一样 克里斯莫斯 Even for you, Christmas.
烘焙徽章 Baking badge.
烤好一个蛋糕 徽章就能拿到手 Bake a cake, get the badge.
你就不能直接给我一个吗 Can't you just give me one?
-你是骗子吗 -不是 女士 - Are you a cheater? - No, ma'am.
忘记香草了 Oh, forgot the dang vanilla.
你们尼玛在干什么呢 What the "H" y'all doing?
拿烘焙徽章 Baking badge.
你们为什么这么玩 Why are y'all playing like this?
没错 你们当女生都很差劲 Yeah, y'all suck at being girls.
-你们当女孩都很差劲 -对 - Y'all suck at being girls. - Yeah.
-为什么她每次都学我说话 -没事的 - Why does she always do that to me? - It's okay.
你 You...
你连眼睛都没有 You ain't even got no eye.
还有你 And you...
你都不是个姑娘 You ain't even a real girl.
你们所有人 All of y'all.
我不明白你们 I don't get y'all.
你们是怎么做到有勇气起床 How do any of y'all even get out of bed,
做怪胎的 being so weird?
闭嘴 Shut up.
你说什么 娘娘腔 What'd you say, girl boy?
我说 闭嘴 I said, "Shut up."
还有 我叫约瑟夫 And my name's Joseph.
像正常人一样 叫我约瑟夫 Call me Joseph like a normal person.
你不是正常人 You're not a normal person.
不要对他那样讲话 Don't talk about him like that.
别捣乱 才不 Be sweet, Hell-No.
我们只是在努力获得徽章 We're just doing our badge.
他不想对你们造成任何伤害 He didn't mean any harm.
他是我们的 He ours.
他是我们女童子军的一员 He our fellow Birdie Scout.
他是个怪胎 He's a freak.
他不是 你才是 No, you are.
先让她说她想要什么 Just let her say what she wants.
不重要 Don't matter.
但是我需要这枚徽章 I need this badge, though.
这非常重要 It does too matter.
我们要赢 We funna win.
我们的声音要记录在唱片里 We funna get on that record.
而你就是垃圾中的垃圾 You're just one piece of dirt on a bigger piece of dirt.
我们的声音会永远流传 We're gonna last forever,
你们只会默默无闻 and you're just gonna wash away.
哼 去你的吧 Oh, hell no.
开战吧 Let's get 'em!
面粉 Flour!
别打了 Stop!
注意你们的行为 孩子们 Act right, y'all! Act right!
我的老天啊 Holy mother...
派佩 住手 Piper, stop!
别打了 你们不是很听话吗 Stop! You are sweet.
你们是好孩子 You are sweet!
我的小淑女们都去哪了 Where are my young ladies?
就在这呢 Right here.
我从没见过 I have never seen
如此严重的错误 如此地不注意卫生 such delinquency, such a lack of hygiene.
天哪 全是垃圾 哪都是 Oh, the trash, the trash of it all!
你们 你们应该是很懂事的 And y'all... y'all were raised better.
第零军团 Troop Zero...
你们离成功那么近了 you were so close.
你们已经获得了你们这个等级的所有徽章 You blazed through all the badges on your level.
他们就是这么牛 They sure in hell did.
他们觉得很抱歉 They're sorry.
我才不觉得抱歉 I ain't sorry.
寻衅滋事 行为不端 Starting fights, acting ugly.
惩罚你们禁赛 Y'all suspended.
拜托 Oh, come on.
我不能借用自助餐厅来获得烘焙徽章吗 Can't I just use the cafeteria to get my Baking badge?
不 女士 才不 No, ma'am. No.
我甚至连觉得你们可爱都假装不出来 I can't even pretend y'all are cute anymore.
很难过 It's sad.
难过 悲伤 心痛 Sad, sad, sad.
我的队伍 你们也很是危险 And, my troop, y'all are on thin ice.
都出来 出来 Let's go. Get on out.
派佩 快点出来 Piper. Come on, get.
你们负责收拾这里 And y'all clean this mess up.
-特别家庭套餐 -马上来 - Family special. - Coming right up.
我觉得你们可能会更开心吧 Think y'all would be happier just doing...
去圣经学校 去踢橄榄球 或者就看电视 I don't know... Bible school or FFA or just watching TV.
看电视怎么了 Whatever happened to watching TV?
我不能放弃 I can't give up.
我是说 肯定还有我能赢的徽章 I mean, there must be one badge I can earn.
如果你们连女童子军大会都去不了 If y'all even get to Jamboree,
你们当然去不了 你们是不会赢的 which you won't, y'all ain't gonna win.
我真的很抱歉 但是 I mean, I'm sorry, but...
我希望有人跟我说 I wish someone had told me that.
去不了女童子军大会了吗 No Jamboree?
但是我编了舞 I made a dance, though.
我真的很想告诉你们你们想听到的事 I really want to tell y'all what you want to hear,
但是现在这个局面已经没救了 but this situation just ain't salvageable.
我们已经没机会了 Could've been gone from here.
我本可能会出名的 I could've been famous.
我想留下一个永远存在的唱片 I wanted to leave a permanent record.
我们还是可以的 We still can.
粉碎机 Smash!
别去了 Quit it!
粉碎机 回来 Smash, come back.
冷静点 Calm down.
粉碎机 回来 Smash, come back!
别 回来 粉碎机 No, come on! Come on, Smash.
这不是我们 This ain't us.
这只是不好的我们 This is some candy-ass,
因为没人告诉我们 B-grade version of us 'cause we ain't got nobody
如何变得更好 to show us how to be better.
告诉我们 Show us.
成为我们的依靠 拜托 Be that one for us, please.
也没有人告诉过我 No one was that for me.
好吧 现在不一样了 Yeah, well, it can be different now.
其实都是一样的 It's never gonna be different.
你的人生无论何时都会和现在一样 Your life is gonna be the same as you are right now.
早点明白 早好 The sooner you learn that, the better.
不可能 That can't be true.
因为我会死的 'Cause I'll die.
你也在追她 You were running after her just the same.
那也不代表 That doesn't mean
你可以冲她吼 you can yell at her like that.
这个窗户 你们帮帮忙 Will y'all help me with this window?
坐下 坐好了 Sit down! Sit down.
好吧 Okay?
一枚徽章 还有一枚 One badge. One more badge.
不行 别动 Uh-uh. Give me that.
野外生存徽章 Surviving in the Wilderness.
像上帝一样 Like Jesus.
禁赛开心吗 Enjoy your suspension.
就趴那儿吧 尿床精 Stay down, bed wetter.
我们不会因为他们叫我们趴下 We do not stay down
就趴下 克里斯莫斯 because they tell us to, Christmas.
所以回答是 我们绝不 That is a "no, ma'am."
-粉碎机可以歇会吃点零食吗 -饿着点好 - Smash get a snack break? - Hunger is good for you.
你饿着我们了 你将我们置于危险之中 You starving us. You putting us in danger.
你们每天都挺危险的 Y'all in danger every day.
我们不会是去南边森林吧 We ain't going into the South Woods, are we?
你们是时候学习勇敢面对了 It's time y'all learned to take it by the horns.
粉碎机 等等 Smash, wait up.
粉碎机 Smash.
我听说有人曾死在这里 I heard someone died in there.
禁止入内
什么也不要碰 Don't touch nothing.
-那是什么 -我好害怕 - What was that? - I'm ascared.
我死应该死得很快吧 Will it be fast when I die?
你们要控制住自己 Y'all get ahold of y'all selves.
走 往前走 Go. Go.
真的很酷 And it's really cool
因为外星人会听到我们发射的声波 because the aliens, th-they'll hear us because the sound waves,
声波传播 传播 直达宇宙 they go out, out, out into the universe
一直到他们撞击什么东西 until they hit something, then...
根本不是这样的 That is not how it works.
没错的就是这样 我妈妈说的 Yeah, it is. My mama said.
好了 孩子们 All right, now, y'all.
我们在这里睡觉吗 We sleeping here?
我不会和克里斯莫斯一起睡的 I'm not gonna sleep with Christmas.
她会尿我身上的 She funna pee on me.
-我不尿床 -你会的 - I don't wet the bed. - Yes-huh.
你们别闹了 Y'all stop acting ugly.
粉碎机 Smash.
好了孩子们 All right, my boos.
是时候靠你们自己公平公正地赢得徽章了 It's time y'all earned that badge fair and square.
你不管我们了吗 You leaving us?
我们会死的 We funna die.
天哪 不要啊 我不能待在 Ah, hell, hell no, I can't stay...
一定要 才不 Hell yes, Hell-No.
当你们明天早上醒来时 And when y'all wake up in the morning, y'all know that
你们会发现你们在荒野中过了一晚 you spent the night in the wilderness,
并且没人帮助你们 didn't no one help you.
但如果我们 What if we don't...
好了 证明他们错了 All right, prove 'em wrong.
让我骄傲 Make me proud.
但是万一我们醒不来怎么办 But what if we don't wake up?
虽然我走过 Yea, though I walk through
死亡之谷 the valley of the shadow of death...
我也无所畏惧 因你与我同在 I will fear no evil, for thou art with me...
这里是摇滚WZPZ It's rockin' WZPZ Rock.
接下来请欣赏 大卫·鲍威的《叛逆叛逆》 Coming up, David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel."
我亲爱的老天爷呀 My dear and holy God.
♪ 你让妈妈晕头转向 ♪ ♪ You've got your mother in a whirl ♪
♪ 她不确定你是男孩还是女孩 ♪ ♪ She's not sure If you're a boy or a girl ♪
♪ 亲爱的 你的头发很美 ♪ ♪ Hey, babe, your hair's all right ♪
♪ 亲爱的 我们今晚去约会 ♪ ♪ Hey, babe, let's go out tonight ♪
♪ 他们诋毁你 他们说我错 ♪ ♪ They put you down, They say I'm wrong ♪
♪ 你的叛逆惹怒了他们 ♪ ♪ You tacky thing, You put them on ♪
♪ 叛逆 叛逆 ♪ ♪ Rebel Rebel ♪
♪ 你扯坏了裙子 ♪ ♪ You've torn your dress ♪
♪ 叛逆 叛逆 你的脸很脏 ♪ ♪ Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess ♪
♪ 叛逆 叛逆 ♪ ♪ Rebel Rebel ♪
♪ 他们怎么会懂 ♪ ♪ How could they know? ♪
♪ 热辣的女孩 我好爱你 ♪ ♪ Hot tramp, I love you so ♪
♪ 你呢 ♪ ♪ Don't ya? ♪
当我们这样在一起时 Can you see us better
你们能更清楚地看到我们吗 when we're together like this?
我们的信号更强了吗 Is our signal stronger?
我觉得是的 I think it is.
粉碎机 Oh, Smash. Smash.
如果这有野生动物 If there is wild animals,
我就向他们眼睛里吐葡萄籽 弄瞎他们 I funna spit scuppernong seeds in their eyes and blind them.
然后 然后他们就会逃跑 还会害怕 And then... then they'll run off and be scared.
轮到他们害怕了 They'll be the ones who's scared.
因为我不怕 我才不怕 'Cause I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
才不 Hell-No.
你出了保护圈 You're out of the circle of protection.
我不需要它 I don't need it.
-你需要的 -不需要 - Yes, you do. - Nuh-uh.
会有流星雨的 It's fixin' to be a meteor shower.
就 去那边找找看吧 Just... just go over there and look for it.
我要保护你不被野外的动物吃掉 I'm responsible for you not getting ate in the wilderness.
现在 和我们一起睡吧 Now, come sleep with the rest of us.
我不能 I can't.
-为什么 -因为 - Why not? - Because.
我尿床的事不是真的 但是 And it's not true that I wet the bed, but...
如果我出现什么情绪 或者很紧张的时候 if I did, maybe, whenever I get emotional or nervous,
那个时候我就会尿出来 and maybe that's when I'd pee on stuff.
但是我不知道是为什么 If I did, I wouldn't know why.
我以前也尿床 I used to wet the bed.
真的吗 Really?
逗你玩的 Nah.
但是如果我尿床 我会感到羞耻 But if I did, I'd be shamed.
你怎么会尿床 How come you pee the bed?
-忍不住吗 -我不尿 - Can't help it? - I don't.
好吧 Okay.
但是 我尿床 But maybe if I did...
是从我妈妈去世之后开始的 time was right after my mama's death,
之后我就控制不住了 and then I couldn't stop.
所以 你走吧 And so, you-you can just go, you know.
我走了 你一个人就会死在荒野里 I leave, and you die all alone in the wild,
还尿自己一身 covered in your own pee,
你会想念 and you'll miss every meteor shower
每一场出现在你人生中的流星雨 that will ever happen the whole rest of your life
因为你早已经不在了 'cause you be dead.
我给你讲点鬼故事 来保持你清醒 I'm gonna tell you some scary stories to keep you awake.
-别讲 -太晚了 - Please don't. - Too late.
在一个瓢泼大雨的晚上 One night, in the pouring rain,
一个女孩听见收音机上说 a girl hears on the radio,
锁好门 这儿有一个疯子 "Lock the doors. There's a maniac!"
她唯一剩下的就是 And all that was left of her...
她的手 was her hand,
挠着门 scratching at the door.
等她出来以后 她再没说过话 And when she came out, she never spoke again,
而且她的头发变成了亮白色 and her hair was bright white.
-亮白色吗 -是的 - Bright white? - Yeah.
克里斯莫斯 克里斯莫斯 Christmas. Christmas.
-你想怎样 -起来 - What do you want? - Get up.
赶快起来 马上 Get up now. Now.
看 Look.
觉得他们是巨型毛毛虫 Think they might have been peacemakers
派来的调停人吗 sent from-from the giant caterpillar?
啊 什么东西咬了我 Ah, something bit me.
根本没有巨型毛毛虫 There is no giant caterpillar.
有的 有的 Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is.
不 没有 No, there isn't.
你们怎么会相信那个呢 How do y'all believe in that?
看我找到了什么 Look what I found.
我拿来了斯卡珀农葡萄 I brought scuppernongs.
好的 Okay.
我要一个 I want one.
-我要三个 -别现在都拿完了 - Three. - Don't take all of them, now.
给我一点 Give me some.
谁要是再来惹你 我会揍得他们 Anyone comes for you again, I'm gonna beat their ass
滚回他们的沼泽窝去 back to their gosh damn swamp shack.
揍他们的时候头发要像这样 Just come at them with hair like that.
我的小崽子们 你们成功了 My boos! Y'all did it!
赶紧 起来 Come on, get up.
你做到了 克里斯莫斯 You done it, Christmas.
给你 There you go.
我们要去童子军大会了 We funna go to Jamboree!
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我们得到了 梅西女士 We got it, Miss Massey.
我们要去童子军大会了 We're gonna go to Jamboree.
感谢老天 Praise the living Jesus.
我们会赢的 And we funna win, too.
我们还要跳舞 We funna dance.
我和克里斯莫斯编了一支很棒的舞 Me and Christmas made a dance that's amazing.
你们都太棒了 Y'all have a lot to be proud of.
你们都是 我都没开玩笑 Y'all do. I'm not even playing.
我们都要去 We're gonna go.
我们都去 We are. We're going.
宝贝们 Oh, precious.
你们去不了 You're not.
我们要去 We are.
他们没有一个合法的领队 They don't have a legitimate troop leader.
太可惜了 It's so, so sad,
这是我昨晚发现的 but what I discovered last night
在女童子军守则的 when I consulted statute 12,
第12章第8节里面 section eight of the Birdie Scout Code...
在这里 Here it is.
军团领队必须没有任何被逮捕的记录 Troop Mothers must not have any prior arrests.
蕾琳女士 你不就有一个吗 And, Miss Rayleen, don't you have one?
没有定罪 No convictions.
是因为一次事故 一位男士的轮胎被砍了 For an incident in which a gentleman's tires were slashed,
他的拖车被闯入 his trailer broken into,
他的所有挂着的鹿头都被喷成了粉红色 and all his mounted deer heads spray-painted pink.
-你不能证明就是我做的 -就是你 - You can't prove it was me. - It was you.
-不是 -就是 - Nuh-uh. - Yes-huh.
那位男士 如果你记得 我认为你记得 That gentleman, if you recall... And I think you do...
是个叫黄牙戴维斯的蠢蛋 Was some fool named Yellow-Teeth Davis
他之前约会过很多蠢女孩 that saw a lot of silly-ass girls back in the day.
黄牙戴维斯的拖车被闯入时 And the reason why Yellow-Teeth Davis wasn't at home
他没在家的原因就是他正 when his trailer got broke into is 'cause he was running around
和一个或多个蠢女孩到处跑 with one or more of those silly-ass girls
而不是像他承诺的来我家 instead of being at my house like he promised
接我去鲍特炸鸡店 to pick me up to take me to Boutte's Chicken.
然后我开始好奇我做错了什么 And then I started wondering what was wrong with me
让他像垃圾一样对待我 that made him treat me like trash.
然后我等了很长时间才明白 And then I waited so long figuring out
我错就错在我没去读法学院 what was wrong with me that I didn't go to law school
错过了我的一生 and I missed my whole life.
但是 最近我在想 But lately, I've been wondering,
你知道吗 蕾琳 "You know what, Rayleen?
有谁在乎人们想要什么 Who cares what people want?
你想要什么 What do you want?"
所以 从现在开始 我的生活由我做主 So, from now on, my life is on me,
而不是某个充满黄牙的蠢蛋 not some fool with crowded yellow teeth
还把死鹿放满整个墙壁 that put dead deer all over his walls.
是我做主 It's on me.
我为你感到遗憾 梅西女士 And I feel sorry for you, Miss Massey,
因为你的一生都在努力 'cause you gonna spend your whole life
在给蠢蛋留下好印象 trying to impress fools,
你也永远无法满足他们 and you ain't never gonna be enough for them, either.
你身上发生了什么 克里斯托 What ever happened to you, Krystal?
你是个糟糕的榜样 You a bad example.
这就是我的榜样 This is my example.
我要去法学院 你这个悲哀的蛇精 I'm going to law school, you sad snake lady.
我不喜欢这样 I don't like being like this.
我不喜欢成为令人厌恶的梅西女士 I don't like being Nasty Miss Massey.
你们会发现生活会变得容易一些 Y'all will find life gets easier
如果你不想要太多 if you don't want so much.
-嘿 -嘿你自己 - Hey! - "Hey" yourself.
你说法学院是什么意思 What'd you mean, law school?
我的意思是我退出 我退出 I mean I'm out. I'm out.
我该准备去法学院 我该准备找一份工作 I can see about law school. I can see about a job.
你要离开我吗 You leaving me?
如果我从来没和你在一起就不存在离开你 There's no leaving you if I was never with you.
你本应该待在这儿和我在一起 You're supposed to stay here with me.
你怎能让我在这儿支持你 How can you ask me to be there for you
而我从来就没支持过我自己 when I was never there for myself?
所以 就这么完了吗 So, is it over?
我们现在要重新找一个军团老大 We find a new Troop Mama now.
我们认识的所有人都有前科 Everyone we know got felonies.
没有别人了 There ain't no one else.
你为何要让我如此想要获得胜利 Why'd you make me want it so bad?
我以前从来不想要任何东西 我过得很好 I never wanted anything, and I was fine!
才不 Hell-No!
你为何要这样对我 Why'd you do this to me?
在这之前我很开心 I was happy before this.
在我能和别人说话或成为永恒之前 I was happy before I thought I could
我是很开心的 talk to anyone or be permanent.
你为什么要让我如此不满足 Why'd you make me so unsatisfied?
趴着吧 Stay down!
你没资格让我趴着 You can't tell me to stay down!
老天在哭泣啊 Jesus wept.
才不 Hell-No!
-离我远点 -别扔下我 - Get away from me! - Don't leave me!
你为什么不能让我单独呆一会儿 Why don't you just leave me alone!
不 No!
我们要成为永恒 We funna be permanent!
你真是个蠢蛋 You're a dang fool.
不是 Nuh-uh.
-是 -不是 - Yes-huh. - Nuh-uh!
以前从来没人来追过我 No one ever chased me before.
这是你的肩带 Here's your damn sash.
你说你是借的 Now, you said you borrowed it,
但是你没说他们是否知道你是借的 but you didn't say whether they knew you borrowed it.
他们是否知道你是借的 Do they know you borrowed it?
等一下 等一下 Now, hold up. Hold on.
这些小崽子需要一个妈妈 These little boos need a mama.
蕾琳女士 我不是他们的妈妈 Uh, Miss Rayleen, I ain't their mama.
你现在是了 You are now.
老大 你还在吗 Boss, you there?
我待会儿打给你 Let me call you back.
你们要老大帮忙 老大就出来帮忙了 You ask for the boss man, the boss man steps up.
大块头埃迪 我们走 约瑟夫 Big Eddie, let's go. Joseph!
山姆 巴迪 罗比 我们走 Sam, Buddy, Robby, let's go!
梅西女士需要学点东西 Miss Massey gonna learn a thing or two.
南希 玛丽 Nancy. Mary.
我们走 Let's go.
你们都想来看看这事 Y'all gonna want to see this.
♪ 哦 老天 你知道 ♪ ♪ Oh, Lord, you know ♪
我们走 Here we go.
♪ 我不能再等 ♪ ♪ I can hardly wait... ♪
看那里 老大 Look at that, boss.
才不 Hell-No!
大家好 Hey, guys! Yeah!
赶快 出来 Come on, fall out.
♪ 我看见那些似珍珠的大门 ♪ ♪ I see those per-per-pearly gates ♪
♪ 当我死的时候我会走过金色的楼梯 ♪ ♪ I'll walk dem golden stairs When I die, when I die ♪
♪ 啊 啊 啊 我将走上 ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, I'm gonna walk ♪
♪ 金色的楼梯 ♪ ♪ Up dem golden stairs ♪
♪ 因为我知道老天会保佑我的 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know my Jesus Answers all my prayers... ♪
你来吧 蕾琳 Will you do the honors, Rayleen?
♪ 去到我在高处的家 ♪ ♪ To my home on high ♪
♪ 当我死的时候我会走过金色的楼梯 ♪ ♪ I'll walk dem golden stairs When I die, when I die. ♪
梅西校长 我能和你谈谈吗 Principal Massey, may I have a word, ma'am?
我没有时间 拉姆塞·弗林特 I ain't got time for this, Ramsey Flint.
听着 恶毒的女人 Listen, devil woman.
我看了你的规章制度 I read your rule book.
当谈到规章制度的时候没人能胜过老大 Nobody beat the boss man when it come to rule books.
那本书里没说军团领队必须是女性 Nothing in that book say the Troop Mother has to be female.
因此 我很自豪能成为 Therefore, I am proud to be the Troop Mother
威格尼零号军团的军团领队 for Birdie Scout Troop Zero of Wiggly.
做事情是有方法的 弗林特先生 There are ways things are done, Mr. Flint.
如果每个朴素奇怪的小姑娘 What kind of world would it be if every homely,
都觉得她能走出来做任何她想做的事 strange little girl thought she could just go out
那这个世界将变成怎样呢 and do whatever she wanted?
被嘲笑 被羞辱 被毁掉吗 To be laughed at and humiliated and ruined?
我比你更是在帮助她们 I'm helping them more than you do.
你觉得我这样做很容易吗 You think this was easy for me?
这些是我们的女孩 我们所有人的 These are our girls. All of us.
整个威格尼小镇的 Whole damn town of Wiggly.
我不管她们有多少只眼睛 I don't care how many eyes they got
或者谁尿床了 or who wet the bed or...
或者她们有些被争议性地当作女孩 if some of them debatable as girls.
她们是我们的女童子军 我是她们的军团老大 They our Birdies, and I'm their Troop Mama.
你告诉她 拉姆塞 You tell her, Ramsey.
你要如何付那500美元的入场费 How you gonna pay the $500 entry fee?
狗娘养的 Son of a puppy.
5 Five...
评判员是需要花钱请的 It costs money to pay for these judges' time.
你有500美元吗 拉姆塞·弗林特 You got $500, Ramsey Flint?
你没有 You don't.
因为拉姆塞·弗林特 他一直都在失败 Because Ramsey Flint, he just keeps on losing.
你知道如果我可以 You know I'd give you
我会把整个太阳系给你 the whole gosh damn solar system if I could.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know that.
拉姆塞先生 Mr. Ramsey?
我知道我欠你50块很久了 I know I've been owing you 50 for a while.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是大块头山姆的法律服务费 And this is for Big Sam's legal fees.
还有家具损坏费用 And the broken furniture.
巴迪在公共场所小便 Buddy's public... urination.
还有罗比的 A-And Robby's truancy.
抱歉我这么长时间才给你 拉姆塞 I-I'm sorry it took me so long to get it to you, Ramsey.
没关系 That's all right.
你知道是什么 You know what for.
给你 拉姆塞 Yeah. Here you go, Ramsey.
谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
这是我的 谢谢 Here's mine. Thank you.
拉姆塞 我有17块 Ramsey, I got 17.
看来你还是不明白 梅西女士 What you don't seem to understand, Miss Massey,
我才是老大 I'm the boss man,
我们要去女童子军大会 and we going to the Birdie Jamboree.
我们还要把其他人打得落花流水 And we funna kick everybody's ass.
是的 Yeah!
日安 女士 Good day, ma'am.
好样的 拉姆塞 Yeah, Ramsey!
我们散了吧 散了吧 Let's fall out! Falling out.
好了 走吧 All right, here we go.
♪ 不必在流浪 ♪ ♪ No more to roam ♪
♪ 在追寻财富和名声的路上 ♪ ♪ In the search of fortune and fame ♪
♪ 命运之手... ♪ ♪ The hand of fate... ♪
如果一切都会没事 If it's all gonna be okay,
拜托你能给我个信号吗 will you please give me a sign?
随便什么 Anything?
听着 我知道一件事 你们都会赢的 Look, I know one thing... y'all funna win.
真的 我能感觉到 No, I can feel it.
放屁 你就满嘴跑火车 That's gas. You eat like you got a train to catch.
没有 Nah.
我在所有人面前输了怎么办 What if I lose in front of everybody?
那又怎么样 Ah, so what?
老大 过来 Boss, get over here.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
坐在这 Sit here.
老大 你知道我每天都在所有人面前输 Boss, you know I lose in front of everybody every day.
那还用说 Sure as hell do.
当法官跟我说结束了的时候 When the judge says to me it's over,
我走去原告席跟他们握手 I go over to the prosecution, and I shake their hand.
来跟我握手 Give me your hand.
因为这表示他们虽然打败了我 'Cause that show them they may beat me,
但我也很坚强 but I'm strong as hell,
然后有一天 可能就是明天 and one day, maybe tomorrow,
我会把他们打的落花流水 I'll kick their ass.
是吧 Right?
但你还是输了 But you still lost.
对 老大 但这是原则 Yeah, boss, but it's the principle.
-什么 -当我没说 - What? - Forget it.
-你还太年轻了 -克里斯莫斯 - You a little young for it. - Christmas!
克里斯莫斯 Christmas!
别玩太久 明天有正事 Not too long. Big day tomorrow.
你们会赢的 我能感觉到 我知道 Y'all gonna win. I can feel it. I know it.
你知道你又喝醉了吧 You know you're drunk again.
你喝醉了 You're drunk.
是啊 他已经醉的才不了 Yeah, he drunk as all hell.
你喝醉了 You drunk.
而你是我有过的最好的雇员 And you the best damn employee I ever had.
我是唯一一个还没偷你东西的 Well, I'm the only one that hasn't stole from you, so...
我不想你让我女儿心碎 You know, I-I don't want you breaking my daughter's heart.
她再听那些女孩嘲笑她 Well, it's gonna break if she let one of those
心迟早会碎 nasty girls tell her who she is.
我不是那个意思 Well, now, that ain't what I mean.
那你什么意思 What do you mean?
你能 You could, uh...
你能留下来的 对吧 you could stay, right?
我不能 I can't.
埃默里大学录了我 秋天我就开学了 There's a spot at Emory. I start in the fall.
是 好吧 Yeah. All right.
我知道了 I-I know.
我们没事的 We'll be fine.
我们会没事的 We'll be just fine.
快点 Come on.
赶快 Hurry up!
上车了 上车了 Come on, get on, get on.
拿着 宝贝 Here you go, honey.
拿好了 Here you go.
给你 宝贝 Here you go, baby.
-你好啊 德韦恩 -你好啊 老大 - What it is, Dwayne? - What you say, boss?
你哪来的摩托 德韦恩 你还在假释期间 Where'd you get that bike? Dwayne, you are on parole.
我会还回去的 我就护送他们一下 I'm gonna give it back. I... Look, I'm here for protection.
我就想着 Yeah, I just, I just want to do
做点好事 蕾琳小姐 something nice, Miss Rayleen.
亲爱的上帝 请你保护我们 Dear God, blanket us with protection,
我 上帝 and I ask, God,
给这些小孩一个无所畏惧的长久的人生 give these children a long life with no fears.
再以你的心 爱 And that you put the love that's on your heart
我的心 unto my heart.
赶紧闭嘴吧 Shut your face up.
你在这乱说一通 You don't know what you talking about.
我们玛丽埃塔再见 See you in Marietta.
那是我的摩托车 Hey, that's my motorcycle.
被他偷了 He stole that.
欢迎参加女童子军大会
好了 All right.
我们到了 Here we are.
准备战斗 Prepare for battle.
我要你们知道 你们都是我的宝贝 I want y'all to know that y'all my boos.
我希望我小时候 And I wish I had y'all around
又蠢又甜的时候 你们在我身边 when I was little and dumb and sweet.
加油 我们会赢的 Come on, we funna win.
我们会赢的 加油 We funna win! Come on.
嘿 Hey.
你也嘿 "Hey" yourself.
如果我 Uh, if I was, um...
我上了唱片 我就是重要人物了 If I got on the record, I'd be important.
然后你就会留下来陪我 And you'd stay here with me.
天哪 Oh, God.
我又会孤单一人了 I'm gonna be all alone again.
你不孤单 You are not alone.
-我孤单 -不是 - Yeah, I am. - No...
你也不需要上那个唱片 And you don't need that record.
-我需要 -不 你不需要 - Yeah, I do. - No, you don't.
谁更聪明 我还是你 Who's smarter, me or you?
-你 -那么 - You. - Right now.
当你说话的时候 会产生一道音浪 When you speak, it creates a sound wave,
然后它会振动着穿过空气 and then it vibrates through the air,
一直传向远方 and it keeps traveling out.
这意味着如果有人在监听 That means, if someone's listening
地球上的生命 他们会听见你的 for life on this Earth, they gonna hear you.
你确定那是真的吗 Are you sure that's even true?
该死 不 Shoot, no.
可能不是这样 Probably not.
可能你能许愿的事 Probably all you can wish for
是有人能蠢到露面 is someone fool enough to show up.
要我帮你吗 Hey, you want me to help?
我可以 我可以 I got it, I got it.
-我不介意帮忙的 -我可以 - I don't mind helping. - I got it.
那个翅膀 你不能 Now, the wings, you can't...
别把它们搞折了 Hey, I don't want them to bend.
-大块头埃迪 你行吗 -我可以 - Big Eddie, you got that? - I got it.
-我没事 我可以 -好吧 我乐意帮忙 - I-I'm cool. I got it. - All right. I'm happy to help.
接稳那个火箭 好吧 Hold on to that rocket, all right?
下来了 下来了 Coming down. Coming down.
-我们 -下来了 - Let's fall out! - Coming down!
我们今天去好好教训一下他们 We funna kick some butt today.
慢点 慢点 慢点 Slowly, slowly, slowly.
行吗 把它拉下来 Got it? Pull it on down.
我可以 我可以 我可以 I got it, I got it, I got it.
我不行了 我不行了 Oh, oh, oh, I ain't got it. I ain't got it.
别乱碰 Don't touch.
停下 Stop.
尿床精 Bed wetter.
好了 来自威格尼的零号军团 All right. Troop Zero, Wiggly.
非常好 你是 Precious. And you are?
我是拉姆塞·弗林特 Oh, uh, Ramsey Flint.
是军团老大 Troop Mama. Oh.
真难得 Isn't that something?
你们带了参赛费吗 Did y'all bring your... your fees?
我当然带了 Oh. Of course I got it.
这是女童子军大会的传统 Yeah, that's part of Jamboree.
给你 Yeah, there you go.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我要拜托你数一下 I'm gonna need you to count that, please.
那我们期待 Well, we look forward
看看你们的小女孩有什么表现 to seeing what you little girls are made of.
也有询问是什么组成的意思
怎么了 宝贝 Uh-huh. What is it, angel?
我们是由器官和组织组成的 We're made of organs and tissues.
你们这里有公共厕所吗 You guys got a latrine here?
我们是有公共厕所 Mm-hmm, we do have a latrine.
我们一共有八个公共厕所 We have about eight latrines all around.
但是是为小女孩设计的 They are made for little girls,
所以对你可能有点挤 so you're gonna have to squeeze in there.
我在树林里上好了 I could just use the woods.
别在树林里上 我重复一遍 Do not use the woods. I repeat,
-别在树林里上 -好吧 好吧 - do not use the woods. - All right. All right.
你们还有一点时间排练 Well, y'all have some time to rehearse,
然后我们四点会在那里的帐篷集合 and then we will see you over in the tent at 4:00.
我们走吧 Let's fall out.
四点表演再见 See you by 4:00 for the show.
飞吧 女孩儿们 去那个帐篷 Fly, Birdies, to that tent,
因为在女童子军大会 充斥着趣味和才艺 'cause at Jamboree, fun and talent abound.
但是别太沉迷于趣味那部分 Don't get too loose with that fun, though,
因为你们的表现会被打分的 'cause you are being judged.
玩的开心 Let's have a blast.
四点去帐篷 The tent at 4:00.
他们在给我们打分 你明白吗 They are judging us. Do you understand?
好好表现 Act right.
欢迎来到女童子军大会 Welcome, Birdies, to Jamboree.
很好 Yes.
那么 Now...
你们能来这里都付出了很多努力 you have all worked so hard to get here,
但是现在还要继续努力 and that work is not gonna stop now,
因为在这里 because this... this is the place
我们挑选的是最最好的 where we're gonna see the best of the best.
而且想不到吧 这活动可能 And who knows? There may be a little bit of
还有一点国际声誉呢 international prestige in with this as well.
珀塞德博士 Uh, Dr. Persad.
年轻的小姐们在这个地球上 Young ladies are here on this Earth
走到哪都是美丽的风景 to create beauty wherever they set their feet.
所以现在 So go on, now.
向我们展示你们的才能 Show us your gifts.
我们从来自莫尔特里的28号军团开始 We're gonna begin with Troop 28 from Moultrie.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
敲敲 是谁在那啊 Knock-knock. Who's there?
-是圣灵 -阿门 - The Holy Spirit. - Amen.
大家 欢迎来自阿尔伯特的17号军团 Y'all, get ready for Troop 17 from Alberta.
♪ 我是否是基督的尖兵 ♪ ♪ Am I a soldier of the cross ♪
♪ 是否愿意跟随神的羔羊 ♪ ♪ A follower of the lamb ♪
♪ 如果我害怕... ♪ ♪ And shall I fear... ♪
女童子军大会的卫冕冠军自然不需要介绍了 The reigning champions of Jamboree need no introduction.
让我们欢迎来自威格尼的五号军团 Please welcome Troop Five from Wiggly.
你想吐吗 安妮·克莱尔 You funna puke, Anne-Claire?
我在陌生人面前会紧张 I get nervous in front of strangers.
听着 如果你想吐 Look, you funna puke,
就伸出手 我们中的一个会握住你的手 just reach out, and one of us will hold your hand, okay?
不管你们做什么 跟上歌曲 Whatever you do, don't lose the song.
我们可以的 孩子们 We got this, boos.
你们都是我的宝贝 Y'all my boos.
好了 够了 All right, quit.
都要把虱子传给我了 Funna give me lice.
真好啊 How precious.
你还是没有眼睛 Oh, you still ain't got no eye.
你也没有才华 你这个地狱来的蛇 Well, you ain't got no talent, you snake from hell!
我们走 Come on.
接下来 我们有一支新军团 Next up, we have a new troop.
这个军团 我今天才知道 A troop that is, uh, a number that I didn't know
他们的号码也是规则允许的 was a real number until today.
让我们欢迎 Please welcome, uh,
来自威格尼的零号军团 Troop Zero from Wiggly.
加油 Come on!
♪ 地面控制台呼叫少校汤姆 ♪ ♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪
他们在唱什么 What are they singing?
♪ 吃下你的蛋白质片 ♪ ♪ Take your protein pills ♪
♪ 再带上你的头盔 ♪ ♪ And put your helmet on ♪
那是个男孩吗 Is that a boy?
十 Ten.
-♪ 地面指挥 ♪ -九 - ♪ Ground Control ♪ - Nine.
-♪ 呼叫汤姆少校 ♪ -八 七 - ♪ To Major Tom ♪ - Eight. Seven.
-六 五 -♪ 倒计时开始 ♪ - Six. Five. - ♪ Commencing countdown ♪
♪ 引擎启动 ♪ ♪ Engines on ♪
四 Four.
三 Three.
二 Two.
-♪ 点火核查 ♪ -一 - ♪ Check ignition ♪ - One.
-♪ 愿上帝的爱 ♪ -点火 - ♪ And may God's love ♪ - Liftoff!
♪ 与你同在 ♪ ♪ Be with you ♪
♪ 汤姆少校呼叫地面指挥 ♪ ♪ This is Major Tom to Ground Control ♪
♪ 我正踏出舱门 ♪ ♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪
♪ 我以一种独特的方式 ♪ ♪ And I'm floating in a most ♪
♪ 漂浮在空中 ♪ ♪ Peculiar way ♪
-这太独特了 -♪ 今天的星辰 ♪ - Well, this is unusual. - ♪ And the stars ♪
♪ 也散发着异样的光芒 ♪ ♪ Look very different today ♪
是啊 她确实不寻常 Yeah, she's unusual.
♪ 这里是地面指挥 ♪ ♪ This is Ground Control ♪
♪ 呼叫汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ To Major Tom ♪
-♪ 这是你的丰功伟绩 ♪ -太烂了 - ♪ You've really made the grade ♪ - You stink!
-♪ 所有报社 ♪ -怪胎们 快下去吧 - ♪ And the papers ♪ - Get off the stage, you weirdos!
♪ 都想搞清楚 ♪ ♪ Want to know whose shirts ♪
-♪ 你穿了谁的衬衫 ♪ -孩子 注意言辞 - ♪ You wear ♪ - Watch your mouth, girl.
独眼怪 One-eyed freak!
-别这样 -♪ 此时此刻 ♪ - Shh. Stop it. - ♪ Now it's time ♪
♪ 我就要踏出舱门 ♪ ♪ To leave the capsule... ♪
嘿 尿床精 Hey, bed wetter!
他不是一个女孩 He's not a girl!
关掉音乐 Huh-uh. Uh, s-stop that music.
老大 别就此放弃啊 Don't give up, boss.
太恶心了 Ew. That is disgusting.
下去吧 Get off the stage.
把音乐放起来 You turn that back on.
-快啊 -别这样蕾琳 - Turn that back on. - Rayleen, stop.
够了 Enough.
我的名字是克里斯莫斯·弗林特 My name is Christmas Flint.
我是一个人类女孩儿 I am a human female.
有时我一紧张就尿失禁 Sometimes I pee myself when I get nervous.
我也不知道怎么回事 I don't know why.
我也不想 I don't want to.
我只想告诉你们 I just want to tell you...
我希望 I hope...
希望你们生活幸福 hope you live a good life.
我也希望你们拥有一个朋友 And I hope you have a friend.
我希望你们拥有跟我一样多的东西 I hope you got everything I got.
♪ 地面指挥呼叫汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪
♪ 你的电路装置坏了 ♪ ♪ Your circuit's dead ♪
♪ 好像出了点问题 ♪ ♪ There's something wrong ♪
♪ 你能听到我吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
♪ 你有听到吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
♪ 收到吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
天啊 Oh, my God!
他们好差劲 ... They nasty!
♪ 你能听到我吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
不要 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
♪ 你能听到我吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
♪ 你有收到吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
♪ 你能听到吗 汤姆少校 ♪ ♪ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ♪
真棒 Yeah!
我的宝贝啊 厉害 厉害 Oh, my boos! Kill, kill, kill!
硬核 Solid gold!
真棒 这样才对 Yeah! That's my boy.
我美丽的女孩儿们 Oh, my beautiful Birdies.
我们今天看到了一些榜样 We have seen some examples today:
如何有所为 of how to be...
如何有所不为 and how not to be.
大家伙 接下来是我们这一天中 Y'all, we've come to possibly
最激动人心的部分 the most exciting part of the day.
珀塞德博士将为大家颁发奖品 Dr. Persad is gonna hand out the awards.
有请 珀塞德博士 Here he is. Dr. Persad.
我们被每个军团表现出的勇气深深打动 We were really touched by the courage every troop showed.
这真的是个很艰难的决定 因为 It wasn't an easy call to make, because...
总的来说 最好又该如何定义呢 what does "the best" even mean in the big picture?
谁来评判好坏 什么值得嘉奖 Who decides what's good, what's worth it?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
今年这次大会的冠军得主 The winner of this year's Jamboree...
他们的歌声将进入外太空的是 and the troop whose voice will go into outer space
来自威格尼的第五军团 is Troop Five from Wiggly.
祝贺我们的人类大使 Congratulations to our ambassadors of the human race.
你还好吧 宝贝 You all right, Boo?
如果外太空有生命存在 If there's life out there
他们会听闻你们的大名 they'll know about you.
谢谢 并再次祝贺第五军团 Thank you, and congratulations to Troop Five.
你们是耀眼的明星 You sparkly Birdies.
闪光的小可爱 You sequined lovelies.
真的鼓舞人心 Oh, inspiring, inspiring.
太鼓舞人心了 How inspiring in all capital letters...
祝贺你们 Congratulations.
你没事吧 克里斯莫斯 You gonna be okay, Christmas?
-当然没事 -就是最好的 - Oh, heck yeah. - Simply the best.
-你呢 -我们就是这样 - You? - And that's what we're
显而易见是最棒的 working for here at Jamboree: to be clearly the best
并且击败了所有其他军团 and to clearly beat everyone else here,
是的 他们做到了 and they did it, y'all.
珀塞德先生 可以开始录了吗 Now, Mr. Persad, can you please record?
能给我抽一口吗 Can you give me a puff?
那么 谁来致辞呢 So, who'll come up for the statement?
你准备好了就开始 Whenever you're ready.
来自地球孩子们的问候 Greetings from the children of planet Earth.
希望你把法学院每个人都揍得屁滚尿流 I hope you kick everybody's ass in law school.
人类生性美丽 爱好和平 The human race is beautiful and peaceful...
别提了 Hmm. Sure.
不过 你会的 You will, though.
告诉你们我们是谁 Tells you who we were.
不要理睬他们 Don't take shit from anybody.
谢谢你 派佩 Thank you, Piper.
多么完美可人的女孩致辞啊 What a perfect representation of a Birdie.
真让人感到暖心 That just warms up my heart.
不用了 你抽完吧 No, you can finish it.
你擅长这个 You always did.
提高我们歌声的音量 And raise our voices in song.
让我们一展女孩的歌喉吧 Let's do that Birdie anthem, y'all.
♪ 我们友好又善良 ♪ ♪ We're good, we're kind ♪
♪ 我们待人真诚客气 ♪ ♪ We're sweet to those we find ♪
♪ 我们美丽又博爱 ♪ ♪ We're beautiful and loving ♪
♪ 心系全人类 ♪ ♪ For the sake of all mankind ♪
♪ 我们怜悯不幸的人 ♪ ♪ We pity the less lucky ones ♪
♪ 那些受苦的弱者 ♪ ♪ The weak and the begrimed ♪
♪ 那些好运不曾眷顾的人 ♪ ♪ Those that good fortune left behind ♪
♪ 在你做的每件事中 ♪ ♪ Be brave, be true ♪
♪ 注入勇敢与真诚 ♪ ♪ In everything you do... ♪
怎么了 老大 What it is, boss.
我为你感到骄傲 汤姆少校 I'm proud of you, Major Tom.
我想妈妈了 I miss Mama.
我知道我不该告诉你 I know I'm not supposed to tell you that.
但我确实想念她 But I miss her.
你什么都可以跟我说 you can tell me anything.
没什么是不能告诉老大的 Ain't nothing you can't tell the boss man.
我愿为你做任何事去换来她 I'd do anything if you could have her.
但是 最终还是你我相依为命 But it's... it's gonna have to be just you and me, Christmas.
我想也只有这样 Just the way it's got to be, I guess.
我希望我 I wish I, uh...
我希望我能做得更好 I wish I could be better.
不必 Nah.
你和我 You and me...
我们是黄金搭档 we're solid gold.
我们是啤酒之王 We're the King of Beers.
啤酒之王 King of Beers.
黄金搭档 Solid gold.
♪ 在路易斯安那州的深处 ♪ ♪ Deep down in Louisiana ♪
♪ 与新奥尔良接壤之处 ♪ ♪ Close to New Orleans ♪
♪ 回到森林中的常青树丛 ♪ ♪ Way back up in the woods Among the evergreens ♪
♪ 那里矗立着一个土和木头做的小屋 ♪ ♪ There stood a log cabin Made of earth and wood ♪
♪ 住着一个叫强尼古德的男孩 ♪ ♪ Where lived a country boy Named Johnny B. Goode... ♪
虽然我们没赢 但没关系 We didn't win, but it don't matter none,
因为德韦恩偷来了第五军团的奖杯 'cause Dwayne stole the trophies from Troop Five.
♪ 来 强尼 快 ♪ ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪
♪ 强尼古德 ♪ ♪ Johnny B. Goode... ♪
看那里 There!
太酷了 Hot damn.
当所有的信号被接收时 When all the signals have been received,
也许你们就知道我们的存在了 maybe you will know about us.
声波会传播 对吧 Sound waves travel, right?
你认为外星人和我们有同样的标准吗 Think aliens have the same petty standards that we do?
才不会 Hell no.
他们能听到你们 They gonna hear you.
去吧 Go on.
我在这里 I'm here.
我在这里 我在这里 I'm here. I'm here.
我在这里 Here I am.
我在这里 I'm here.
我在这里 Here I am.
我希望你们永远安全温暖 I hope you always safe and warm
而且要保持干爽 不愁吃喝 and dry and have foods always.
说得好 才不 Nice, Hell-No.
我希望你们一切安好 I hope you have everything good,
以基督耶稣的名义 in Christ Jesus' name.
我希望你们有格拉迪斯骑士 I hope you have Gladys Knight
还有艾瑞莎·弗兰克林和弗雷迪·墨丘利 and Aretha Franklin and Freddie Mercury.
我希望你们收留了妈妈 I hope you got Mama.
我希望你们能保护她 I hope you keep her safe.
现在开始 Now on,
你们将会成为永恒 you gonna be permanent.
已经是了 You already are.
我在这里 I am here!
我在这里 我在这里 I'm here! I'm here!
我在这里 Here I am! I'm here.
我也在这里 I'm here, too.
我们在这里 We're here!
我在这里 I'm here! I'm here.
我们在这里 We're here!
我们在这里 We're here! We're here!
我们都录在那张唱片上了 We got on that record,
所以我知道你们会听到的 so I know you're gonna hear me.
我想说的是 What I want to say is this:
我希望你们能有像我朋友一样的朋友 I hope you got friends like mine.
比如 才不 约瑟夫 Like Hell-No, Joseph,
粉碎机 还有安妮·克莱尔 little Smash, and my boo Anne Claire.
我希望你们能感受到我们的激情与活力 I hope you see us for all our bursting treasure.
我和蕾琳小姐 Me and Miss Rayleen.
老大和绒绒 Boss man and Fluffy.
我们就在这里 We'll be right here.
♪ 有个星人在天空中等待 ♪ ♪ There's a starman waiting in the sky ♪
♪ 他想来和我们见面 ♪ ♪ He'd like to come and meet us ♪
♪ 但是他认为他会让我们心碎 ♪ ♪ But he thinks he'd blow our minds ♪
♪ 有个星人在天空中等待 ♪ ♪ There's a starman waiting in the sky ♪
♪ 他告诉我们不要炸掉它 ♪ ♪ He's told us not to blow it ♪
♪ 因为他知道这一切都是值得的 ♪ ♪ 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile ♪
♪ 他告诉我 让孩子们掌握它 ♪ ♪ He told me, Let the children lose it ♪
♪ 让孩子们使用它 ♪ ♪ Let the children use it ♪
♪ 让所有的孩子们狂饮 ♪ ♪ Let all the children boogie ♪
你好 我们是地球来的孩子 Hello from the children of planet Earth.