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hi Jovie
我还记得我第一次来这面试的时候 I remember the day I came here for my first interview
祝你好运Mike good luck Mike
记着，大家面试的时候都会紧张 Remember, everyone's bit nervous in these interviews
我反正是挺紧张的，所以就算紧张也没关系，嗯？ I know I was, so don't worry if you feel nervous, eh?
好的老爸 Okay, dad
或者放松一点……别玩你那个鬓角了 else try to relax… don't do that fiddling with your sideboards
你这鬓角有点长了 bit long, aren't they?
算了…… 好的老爸 never mind… okay dad
好。你走进去以后就用清楚的声音 Fine. Well, when you walk in, just say good morning
说“早上好” in a good clear voice,
然后坚定地跟院长握手 give the Dean a good firm handshake
当然得是他先伸出手来的时候 only if he offers you his hand of course
再坐到椅子上……记得别玩鬓角了，好吧 well back in your seat and don't fiddle with these, eh?
好的老爸，谢谢 Okay dad. Thanks
And let's help it's going to be another Upton
in St. Swithin's next term, eh?
Yes dad. Thanks.
Oh Mike! You know what to say, don't you?
We have covered it, haven't we?
Oh yes. Yes, we have dad. Oh fine. You just say
what I told you to say and just be yourself, Mike
don't be too glib though,
just try to relax, eh? Okay, thanks very much dad.
bye bye. Oh Mike!
You remember what to say if they ask you why
you want to be a doctor, don't you? Yes, dad.
Just say that you've always been
fascinated by medicine as a science and
that you want to do good for the people around you, eh?
Got it! Just be yourself.
Oh Mike! If they say anything about religion, Soft-pedal of the atheist
you may just say, C of E. Fine, fine. Well you know what to
say just take it in your stride spa have
a bit before you go in say good morning
crispy good firm handshake and don't
know what I said
be yourself Mike I mean they they're
used to giving these interviews you
there don't worry about that okay dad
give me five hours before I haven't you
I mean even if this one is a bit more
important good luck back Hilton not that
you're gonna need it thanks dad see you
tomorrow good luck get up
don't worry about it
hey wait what do you think you'll go oh
I'm here for the interview interview Oh
what night up to Michael a Upton Upton
up to oh yes but it's just down there on
the left
3:30 right wait come in you bet not
going like that you seen your hair oh
it's all over the place
yeah here's a card smarten you up with
thank you thank you that's tempered
10000 by the way mr. Frampton
I've got your car Greta it's a little
bit more than I thought I'm afraid but
you know how things
Oh Neil I'm sorry Neil Oh what are you
doing I don't quite know are you all
right yes thank you
are you mr. Neil Oh
I'm just pulling up my socks sir what is
your name
Upton ah well mr. Upton when you finish
doing what you're doing would you wait
round the corner and I'll call you when
the deed monster see you yes sir thank
you sir hello what time you expect to be
going in 3:15 3:30
well I'm 3:30
how long do they take well it's Jeff
been in there 20 minutes getting a right
grilling have you been in no types of
guys yesterday full bit their
intelligence test intelligence testing
God half hour interview still I chatted
them up they accepted me on the spot
good why have you come here well guys is
a bit big I prefer to be a big fish in a
small pond this fish ah this might be
good luck
in there I do wish they'd hurry up I'm
meeting a bird at 5:00
you know Mike what are the worst
questions is why do you want to be a
doctor now I suggest you say you're
fascinated by medicine as a science and
it's a unique chance to do some positive
good to the people around you and you're
like working with people then you can
tell them about being a red go to the
holiday cap and speak right up like good
firm voice good firm handshake and I
should take a bit off those sideboards
Upton
follow me please
in that
good morning good morning afternoon see
was it you I saw in the corridor just
now sir kneeling sock sir
Michael a Upton ate all levels takes his
a-levels in June here it is all level
pass yes
Upton have you applied to any other
medical schools no sir
confident er well why did you choose to
honor some Swithin's well speak up my
father was here sir Upton Oh brothers or
sisters a brother sir
older ah what does he do he's a dancer
sir a dancer sir Royal Ballet
good lord is he married yes sir know
what I suppose that's possible
captain so you don't dance
do you no sir what's your hobbies yes
else apart from sport why are you
reading now well I just what are you
reading now this memo the private eye
book of boobs talk of what boobs sir is
that what I think it is no sir miss
Prince you are reading a book of Miss
Prince Upton funny ones sir funny ones I
see what else do you read apart from
Miss Prince well you read the papers
yes sir I'm very interested in current
affairs current affairs II who is the
vice president of the United States Oh
mister mister the United States one of
the emerging nations well Hubert
Humphreys was the vice president sir
right but the vice president no is
mister yes we've established there Oh
spy is he no it's spy spy spy no row
spyro spyro spyro mr. spiro
not mr. spoon
please don't go back now we've come this
far together spider and get Oh
Spiro Agnew good well a generous 25% on
that one
what are the hobbies well it's sport sir
apart from sport panting sir yes sir
you like that your head you act yes sir
I like acting very much do I have much
time for that uh no sir
oh well yes sir charts of England yes
sir CRV good well not often why why is
it Absinthe at you want to be a doctor
oh well two reasons really sir the first
reason is do you mind if I took the
second reason first if you insist
what well the second reason is oh I've
just remembered the first reason
yes well it's because medicine has
always fascinated me as a science yes
well go on up and you've got us hook
down we're all a dog for this second
reason of yours well so during one
summer holiday sir yeah I watched as a
Redcoat at Butlins
Butlins yes sir
this is a hospital option on a holiday
camp I mean I like working with people
and I I do feel that being a doctor
offers one the unique opportunity of
doing some good for your fellow men all
the people around you exactly captain
why'd you really want to be a doctor
well your father's a doctor and you
never thought of becoming anything else
ever not really sir
not even a dancer no sir
well I think that gives me a pretty good
picture Dean well now mr. Upton you pay
raka yes sir at first 15 at school yes
sir three years wing three-quarter yes
bit stocky aren't you for a 3/4 of wing
three and then got the speed I've got
cups for the hundred sir
very good hmm we need wing free quarters
hospital
well now that seems to be a bottle see
you in September good morning what see
me do you
good morning thank you afternoon
how did it go I I don't I I don't
he said I think he said I think I'm in
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Oh didn't I see you at the interviews
hey ma huh I don't remember much about
it I know that sort of thing was
forbidden by the Geneva Convention
my name is Upton Mike Oh Duncan where
they really put you through it then they
especially the large moment of a start
professor of anatomy God is he what
happens this morning dinner but the Dean
speaks to us never pushed off to the
dissecting labs straighten it the deep
end we start dissecting it oh no
Lynch of time if you want one you know
the team's always late
it emphasizes his superiority over us
right little pain in the sphincter he is
are you a student well you wouldn't
catch me within 10 miles of this house
of death if I weren't are you in your
last year no same as you at first yeah
this is my fifth year as a first-year
student good God he's early
must be a match this afternoon I would
like to be old since rhythms
congratulations on being admitted one of
the finest teaching hospitals not
perhaps the oldest and the largest but
one with a long line of academic
achievements the origins of the hospital
somewhat obscure disbelieved have been
found about 15 60 to deal with a severe
outbreak of venereal disease followed
closely on the discovery of American
the Chappell properties by griddling
Gibbons and there is a Jacobean saw
dressed in the Chancellor anatomy and
physiology be the subjects you study
this year when I have finished we sign
the register Omega 10 bounded part of
your laboratory work from each breakages
will be deducted in for this moment and
we bound by traditions of Professional
Conduct you will apply yourselves the
scientific study of Medicine and you
will observe professional secrecy you'll
not have sexual relations with the
patients or the wives or you were not
consult with osteopaths nature Oh paths
herbalists chiropractors or any other
people not engaged in the scientific
practice of medicine you will observe
the laws of England on the performance
of operation the prescription of drugs
you will not walk on the grass in the
hospital courtyard and under no pretext
whatsoever will you enter the nurses
hostel well finally I'd encourage you to
make the best use of your time indulge
in every aspect of hospital life
medicine I would stress a very demanding
study both mentally and physically and
so it is essential that you should
remain fit and give your full support to
the first 15 who stand a particularly
good chance of winning back the
hospital's rugger cup which indeed they
might have won last year given a little
more wholehearted support and if the
referee had been a little more
open-minded
this is one of the worst cases are
intermittent my opiates ever been my
misfortune to witness I will now hand
you over to Professor loft just who is
of course a head of the department of
anatomy that's his best time yes
now listen to me you got to work in this
department you understand I'm not
putting up with any slacking an atom is
tough bloody Chavez MacLeod yes sir they
and top news don't you talk yes sir four
times is it caught I don't understand
why you're still here but my god you're
gonna wish you went hi I'm going to give
you help me yes you you ain't come to a
place eat lunch take your hands out of
your pockets sit up sit up back at you
or any of you slopping around with your
hands in your pockets eyes will give you
hell it's all right the airin boys and
pimps y'all supposed to be medical
students the attitude is not only on
anatomical but it gives you all stealth
writers of the shoulder girdle no wonder
you all go up into a hunchback crowd of
deformities any laziness here in this
department and you will be out
see right well we're not here to waste
time the list of parts what the section
is posted on the blackboard afternoon
wearing what's the matter with you boy
the two of you guarantee stabbings in
the preparation room some cock-up or
other no just out there down the
corridor
put your white coats on before you go
hurry up you two ninnies this happens
hello wearing an option sir oh yes
giving you much breathing space this
year eh no sir I'm not sir I met
Stebbings the professor explained it to
you did he no sir ah Stebbings say well
that wretched woman in the office give
me the wrong figures now I haven't
ordered enough bodies oh I'll see you
all right
now you'll have to join Table three for
the breasts and the shoulder guard
but then you can carry on on your own
arm keeping that for protecting take it
this business is about bodies you know
let me come here for pretty nurses and
theme music could we have the bag this
is an anatomy school not a supermarket
dissection room Table one Oh keep the
bones but put the meat in the bin at the
back
talk about the deep end I suppose it
takes a few weeks to get used to this
sort of thing could you hold this for a
minute
okay oh excuse me
can you tell us why the dissection room
is please yes yes you're going right way
and straight down this corridor turn
right through the double doors and ask
the lady in green oh thanks my pleasure
you'll be all right dear of course the
first ones your most difficult sure now
painful course mine was different cuz I
had a bridge oh oh it was the most could
you tell us where the dissection
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I've had enough of your richard students
do any of you busy man I won't straight
to the deed about it what's your name
Stebbings and your guy Stubbins
funny do you
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we're in the street
watch you're in a bit of a hurry aren't
you a bit what do you got there then
under your arm I can see that what's
under them come on let's have a look
let's have a look see what do we…
oh god... quick!
No, she won't go to the Dean.
She hasn't spoken to him for three years,
they hate each other. thank goodness I thought I'd
be thrown out no you're okay as long as
you get the arm back first thing tomorrow.
I'm glad you turned up. Where did you hide it?
it's in the fridge behind the bar. Stebbings always tells you to put
the meat in the bin at the back. Another pint?
What do you think of it all, now?
Well, it's not quite what I expected.
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