救命! Help!
救命 Help!
救我! Help me!
慈悲圣诞
两天前
迈克尔·布瑞斯基 Michael Briskett.
我永远不会忘记这个名字 I'm never gonna forget that name.
你是我最喜欢的大块头了 That is my favorite cut of meat.
罗彼拉德先生 噢.圣诞快乐 Mr. Robillard. Wow. Um... Merry Christmas.
我刚刚完成康普顿分公司的评估 I just finished the branch Compton assessments,
然后我正准备把这些给你的 真的吗 and I was going to bring them to you. Really?
我熬了一整晚, 然后我认为你会想要他们 I stayed up all night, but I figured you wanted 'em.
你真的这么快就把他们完成了? You actually finished them that quickly?
真令人惊讶 That is amazing.
我真的很喜欢在这里, 我不想待在其他地方了,先生 I really do like it here, sir. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
事实上,我正在举办一个圣诞派对 Actually, I'm having a Christmas party
明天晚上在我的公寓 at my apartment tomorrow night.
好,你真的还不错 Okay. Good for you.
没什么大活动, 就只是蛋奶酒,神秘的圣诞老人 Yeah, it's nothing big. Just eggnog, Secret Santa,
圣诞歌,可能这些吧 我也不知道 Christmas carols, maybe. I don't know.
但这只是个邀请函 我只是把它发出去 But this is the invitation. I've been passing it around.
噢,不能这么做 Oh, yeah. Can't do that.
我有一个参加这样大的圣诞聚会的机会 I got this big Christmas dinner thingy.
如果你发现自己在附近... If you find yourself in the neighborhood.
我有个大任务交给你,布瑞斯基 I got big plans for you, Briskett.
我? Me?
你将为我做一些开支细目在26号 You're gonna do my breakdowns for my meeting on the 26th
和昆特·迪那米克的会议上 with Quantum Dynamics.
圣诞节的第二天 The day after Christmas.
我需要一些电子数据表 I'm gonna need spreadsheets.
并排转换 Side by side transitions.
没有双边,按字母排列 Zero bilateral. Alphabetical listing.
你知道该怎么做,就是把一些电脑术语 You know what to do... just turn the geek speak
转换成人能说的 into people speak.
这对我和公司的未来是很重要的 This is very important for me and the future of this company.
在这么短的时间内,这真是很大的工作量啊... That's a lot of work in a short amount of time,
然后还连着假期 and with the holidays...
你会把它完成的 You'll get it done.
我对此很确定 I'm sure of that.
在这等我,我会把报告带下来给你 Wait here. I will have the reports brought down to you.
我需要他们在圣诞节完成 I need them done by Christmas.
圣诞节 Christmas.
嗨,凯特琳 Hey, Catherine.
哪头驯鹿最没礼貌? Which reindeer has the worst manners?
这他妈不关我的事 I don't fucking care.
真没礼貌 "Rude-mph ."
鲁道夫,那个红鼻子驯鹿,知道了吗? Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, get it?
这真够蠢得 Yeah, it's stupid.
你的圣诞节乐子在哪 Where's your Christmas joy?
我没乐子,我也不过圣诞节 I don't do joy, and I don't do Christmas.
那么...圣诞快乐 Well... merry Christmas.
都去他妈的 Fuck all!
这就够了 Good enough.
这不太容易咽下去 That didn't go down so good.
你知道吗 You know...
我要吐了 I'm gonna puke.
别在这!去厕所 No! Get to the bathroom.
不,你不能在这 No, you're not. Not in here.
去厕所,现在就去 Get to the bathroom, right now.
等等,我没事,我会好的 Wait. I'm okay. I'm gonna be fine.
不! No!
拿一个刷子 ...with one brush.
好像是抛光机 Watch as Luster Brush
适用于微小的裂缝处理, fits into tiny crevices,
水槽下面,厨房的操作柜下面... under sinks, counters...
卖票,卖票,我有你想要的票,伙计 Tickets, tickets! I got tickets for you right here, man.
来吧,来吧,两个十块,两个十块 Come on, come on, two for ten, two for ten.
把你的女孩带去看一下这比赛吧,伙计 Take your girl out to a game, man.
她会喜欢的,来吧,我这就有票 She'll enjoy it. Come on. I got tickets for you right here.
来吧,两个十美元,两个十块 Come on, two for $10. Two for ten.
你确定你不想要一张吗,这是这个赛季最后一场了 You sure you don't want it? It's the last game of the season.
别这样对我,我会五块钱卖给你的 Don't do me like that. I'll give it to you for five.
别这样,伙计,这不公平 Come on, man, unfair.
去他妈的! Fuck!
嗨!还有票吗? Hey! Still got tickets?
是的!我有票! Heck, yeah, I got tickets.
你是迈克尔·布瑞斯基? Are you Michael Briskett?
你是迈克尔·布瑞斯基吗? Are you Michael Briskett?
我是森迪,罗彼拉德的新助理 I'm Cindy, Mr. Robillard's new assistant.
这是他想给你的报告 Here's the reports he wanted you to have.
啊...谢谢 Uh... thank you?
还有这些 And these.
看起来事情很多啊 Looks like a lot of work.
是啊 Yeah.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
你好? Hello?
我在这圣诞派对上迟到了吗? Am I too late to the Christmas party?
结束了吗? Is it over?
是的 Yes.
噢 Ohh.
不不,我的意思是,没有迟到 No, no. I mean... I mean, no.
太好了 Great.
那么 So...
那么,我能进来吗? So, can I come in?
可以可以,当然可以进来,抱歉 Yes. Yes, of course. Sorry.
我看见了放在罗彼拉德先生桌上的邀请函 I saw the invitation on Mr. Robillard's desk.
对不起,我以为所有人都被邀请了 I'm sorry. I thought everyone was invited.
是的,他们都被邀请了 Yeah, they were.
抱歉,这不太像一个派对 Sorry it's not much of a party.
那是蛋奶酒吗? Is that eggnog?
我爱蛋奶酒 I love eggnog
真的吗?我给你倒在杯子里 Really? I'll pour you a glass.
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 Okay.
嗯... Mmm!
这真的很棒 This is so good.
我妈妈经常从炼乳中做蛋奶酒 My mom used to make eggnog from scorch.
真的吗,那真的很不可思议 Really? That's that's amazing.
那,你圣诞节要回家吗? So, are you you going home for Christmas?
不,我妈妈在游轮上 No, my my mom goes on a cruise.
噢 Oh.
一种给她自己的礼物吧,每年 Kind of a gift to herself, uh, every year.
她对假期不是很热情 She's not really big on on the holidays.
但我们会打电话 Uh, but we talk on the phone,
你知道的,当她回来的时候 you know, when when she gets back. So...
兄弟姐妹有吗? Brothers? Sisters?
只有我和我妈 Just me and Mom.
我认为家庭是假期里最美好的一部分 L I think family is the best part of the holidays.
我实际上明天就回家看我的家庭 I'm actually headed home tomorrow to see mine.
那很好 That's nice.
再加满吗? Refill?
你介意如果我们... Do you mind if we...
继续喝下去吗? kick it up a bit?
我 I'
好了 Okay.
白色圣诞节 White Christmas.
不是吧,这也是我最喜欢的 No way. That's my favorite too!
真的? Really?
我们每年在收完礼物之后都会看它 We watch it every year after presents.
我哥哥很讨厌它,但我很喜欢它 My brother hates it, but I love it, so...
说到礼物,让我们做一回神秘的圣诞老人吧 Speaking of presents, let's do Secret Santa!
啊..我做的话不会太神秘的 Uh... won't won't be much of a secret.
谁在乎呢,来吧,这会很有意思的 Ah, who cares? Come on, it'll be fun.
来吧 Come on.
好吧,为什么不做呢 Yeah, why not.
你先 You go first.
我想要一些实用的的东西 I wanted to get something practical.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道吗,我会用这个的 You know, I can use this.
轮到你了 Your turn.
打开它 Open it.
这是我妈妈的圣诞特别曲奇混合面团 It's my mother's special Christmas cookie mix.
我今年要用它做一点乳酪 I'm going to make them from scorch this year.
噢 Wow.
是的,一些来自家庭的假期款待吧 Yeah, sort of a holiday treat for my family,
自从,呃,她去世 since, uh, she passed away.
真的对不起 I'm I'm sorry.
这是我第一个没有她的圣诞节 It's my first Christmas without her.
我在做些什么啊!我在毁了一个派对! What am I doing? I'm ruining the party!
不不不 No. no, no, no, no.
这没什么 Um, it's it's okay.
我能再给一些蛋奶酒吗? Uh, can can I get you some more eggnog?
你知道,我还是要准备走了 You know, um, I'd better get going.
事实上,我感觉有点醉 Actually, I'm feeling a little tipsy.
我今天真的有个美好的夜晚 I really did have a wonderful time tonight.
我也是 Me too.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 Okay.
那好,那么 Okay, then.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
你也是 Merry Christmas to you.
再见 拜 See ya. Bye.
我知道这听起来有点疯狂,但我想 I know this might sound crazy, but I was wondering...
你明天能和我一起吗? maybe you could come with me tomorrow?
去参加了你家里的圣诞节吗 To your family's Christmas?
我也不知道 I don't know.
像你这样的人不去参加圣诞聚会 It would tear me up to think that a guy like you
会让我很难过的 didn't make it to a Christmas dinner table.
那你的家庭呢 What about your family?
他们也会因为你来很开心的 They'd love to have you.
我有一堆工作要在26号之前完成 I have a ton of work to finish by the 26th.
我必须要把它带在身边 I'd have to bring it with me.
当然,你一定要去 For sure, you'd have to.
来吧,这会很有趣的 Come on, it'll be fun.
另外,我的家人都出去买吃的了 Plus, my family goes all out on the food.
我从来没有过这么大的圣诞庆祝 I never really had a big Christmas celebration before.
那么,今年会是特别的一年 Well, this year will be special.
我明天早上接你? I'll pick you up in the morning?
好,为什么不呢 Sure, why not.
十点半 Ten thirty.
好,十点半 Ten thirty. Okay.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
嗨,上车吧 Hey, get in here.
工作 Work.
想一下昨天晚上 Trying to remember from last night...
你哥哥们的名字是的安得鲁和巴特,对吗? your brother's names are Andrew and Bart, right?
是的,爸爸是阿布,奶奶是露丝 Yep. Dad is Abe, Grandma's Ruth.
是的,我喊她婆婆 Right. I call her granny.
你确定我没有打扰你们吗 Are you sure I'm not imposing?
我告诉过你,他们很乐意你去的 I told you, they'd love to have you.
安德鲁,巴特,阿布,婆婆 Andrew, Bart, Abe, Granny.
你最喜欢的圣诞歌是什么 Hey, what's your favorite Christmas song?
"圣诞节的十二天" "The 12 Days of Christmas."
真的吗?我也是! Are you serious'? Me too! Yeah'?
当然! Of course!
我 I'
六个鹅在下蛋 ? Six geese a laying ?
五个金戒指 ? Five golden rings ?
四个唱歌的鸟 ? Four calling birds ?
三个法国母鸡 两只斑鸠 ? Three French hens ? ? Two turtle doves ?
还有一只鹧鸪在梨树上 ? And a partridge in a pear tree ?
我们到了 We're here.
看上去很棒 Looks great.
我回来了! I'm home!
爸爸! Daddy!
噢,我的小猴子 Oh, monkey!
我真的好想你,我的甜心 Oh, I have missed you so much, honey bug.
见到你真的太好了 So good to see you.
妹妹瘦了! Sister Slim!
巴特小子! Barty boy!
亲爱的森迪 Cindy darling.
菲利普,我不知道你在这 Philip. I didn't know you'd be here.
你爸爸邀请我吃晚饭,就像往年一样 Your dad invited me to dinner, just like old times.
欢迎回家,美人 Welcome home, beautiful.
给大家介绍一下,他是迈克尔 Everyone, this is Michael.
我邀请的他参加圣诞晚宴 I invited him for Christmas dinner.
哦,真好 Oh, great.
你们好 Hello.
我们很高兴你来了 We'll be glad to have you.
谢谢 Thank you.
可爱的森迪,你来的正是饭点 Cindy, precious,you're just in time for lunch.
你是谁啊?! Who the hell are you?
完美的家庭 Perfect family,
见见迈克尔·布瑞斯基 meet Michael Briskett.
午饭做好啦 Lunch is ready.
你之前吓到我了 You startled me there.
是吗? 是啊 I did? Yeah.
都看起来好好吃呀 All looks so good.
森迪,我刚刚在说菲利普 Cindy, I was just saying hat Philip
现在在是我的教授同事 is now my associate professor
在人类科学部门 in the Human Sciences department
你今年为什么不就呆在这过新年呢? Why don't you stay for New Year's this year?
我们可以讲我们最喜欢的鬼故事,狂欢一下 We can hit our favorite haunts, paint the town.
你和我并没有什么老鬼故事,菲利普 You and I don't have any old haunts, Philip.
我们以前约过会 不,我们没有 We used to date.No, we didn't.
这些人让我加入的 我是家庭的一分子 These people took me in.I'm a part of the family.
才不是 Not really.
最起码,我是个好朋友 At the least,I'm a good friend.
我们家永远欢迎你,菲利普 You will always have a seat at our table, Philip.
嘿,我们开吃吧 Hey, let's eat!
祝你有个好胃口 Bon appétit!
喔,我超爱肋骨 Ooh, I love ribs!
我... I..
我一口都吃不下了 I can't eat another bite.
迈克尔,我听说你喜欢喝蛋酒 Michael, I hear you're an eggnog man.
你说的没错 You bet I am.
那好啊 Well, good.
那么,我能提个意见吗 一次敬酒 Then, may I propose a toast
致 额,家庭聚餐 to, uh, home cooking.
大家圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, everybody.
圣诞快乐! Merry Christmas!
能让我? Can I?
额,当然 Uh, sure.
我不能说我从来没有过过一个真正的圣诞 I can't say I ever had a real Christmas,
但是谢谢森迪,也谢谢你们 but thanks to Cindy,and you all,
我终于能和很棒的人们一起 I finally get a chance to celebrate
伴着美食以我一直最期待的方式 in a way I'd always hoped...
庆祝一下 with great people and good food.
敬这个假日! To the holidays.
很棒的致辞,布瑞斯基 Nice speech, Briskett.
有点陈词滥调了,但我喜欢你的感情 Little corny,but I like your sentiment.
巴特,很棒,兄弟,很高兴见到你 Bart, good, man,good to see you.
你有给我留些吃的吗?我很怀疑 Did you leave any food for me? Doubt it.
你还好吗?奶奶 很高兴见到你,安迪 Granny, how are you? Good to see you, Andy.
很高兴见到你,安德鲁,我的宝贝 Nice to see you. Andrew, my boy.
你认得他吗?菲利普,是你姐姐 You know him?Philip. Sis.
很高兴你们能来 Glad you could make it.
罗比亚尔先生? Mr. Robillard?
是是,怎么啦 Yes. Yes. Yes.
嗯? Huh?
姐姐? Sister?
嗯哼 Mm hmm.
你觉得我家怎么样?罗比亚尔 How do you like my family, Briskett?
他们很棒 They're nice.
救命! Help!
救我! Help me!
救命啊! Help!
闭上你的狗嘴!没人听的到你的! Shut the fuck up!Nobody can hear you!
天哪,啊!天哪 Oh, God, oh, God!
天呐撸,好疼啊! Jesus God, the pain!
啊啊啊啊啊啊!! Aaahhh!
嘿!叫的像个娘们是没用的! Hey! Screaming like bitch isn't gonna help.
相信我,我有在努力了 Believe me,I've been trying.
发生了什么 What is going on?
我他妈不知道 I don't fucking know.
嘘,安静点 Shh. Be quiet.
哦天哪 Oh, Jesus!
这太痛了!我要死了 The pain is killing me!
嘘 Shh.
闭上你的狗嘴,老头 Shut the fuck up, old man.
闭嘴,闭嘴! Shut up. Shut up!
那是什么? What is that?
发生啥了? What the fuck?!
巴特? Bart?
你认得这个畜生? Do you know this motherfucker?
你怎么知道他的名字?嘿! How do you know his name? Hey!
你有我的药吗? Do you have my medicine?
哦,天哪,别 Oh, Jesus, no.
嘿,把他放下,他是老人,让他走了算了 Hey, put it down. He's old.Just let him go.
好疼啊... ...hurts so bad!
不要!巴特! No, Bart!
你去哪里啊!不要不要不要啊 Where are you going?No, no, no, no!
我的天那! Oh, my God!
噢,不要啊! Oh, no!
先生,你他妈的在做什么? Mister, what the fuck are you doing?
妈的 Oh, shit!
天呐撸,刚刚发生了什么? Jesus Christ,what just happened?
啊! Aah!
罗比亚尔先生? Mr. Robillard?
我需要你跟我过来 I need you to come with me.
别啊不要啊,罗比亚尔先生! No, no, no!Mr. Robillard!
罗比亚尔先生 Mr. Robillard.
我 我不明白 L I don't understand.
闭嘴,布瑞斯基 Briskett, shut up.
我们现在有点进退两难呢 We have a bit of a dilemma here.
我们准备了圣诞节晚餐 We have Christmas dinner,
很明显你就是晚餐的一部分 which you're obviously part of,
而且我还需要我量子动力学 and then I still need my breakdowns
的会议的统计分析 for my meeting with Quantum Dynamics
在两天之内 in two days.
嘿,安德鲁,游戏开始了 Hey, Andrew, the game is on.
好的,爸爸,马上就来 All right, Pop,in a minute.
好吧,但是,要尽快哦 All righty, then,but hurry
好的 尽快 All righty, then, but hurry...
前半部分马上结束 almost the end of the first half.
我在哪里? Where was I?
在圣诞节,也就是明天,之前你会把这些报告都弄好 So, you're gonna do those reports for me by Christmas, tomorrow.
你很在行的 I mean, shit, Briskett, it's what you're good at. Briskett
坐在办公桌前 Sitting at your desk,
摆弄简单的数字 focusing on silly little numbers,
是你的专长 is your specialty.
是或不是? Yes or no?
看着我 Look at me.
是或不是? Yes or no?
是? Yeah?
是吗? Yes?
很好,继续 Good. Move up.
起来 Get up.
现在我明白那是一个短期项目 Now, I understand that it's a short timeline.
境况不太妙 Conditions are not ideal.
但是我有办法帮你集中精神 But I have a way to help you focus.
你在想什么? So, what do you think?
充满活力了吗? Motivated?
桌子很漂亮,嗯? It's a beautiful table, huh?
你是,右边? 左边? What are you, a righty? Lefty?
右! Right)! .
好的 Okay.
现在 Now.
有任何需要 If you need anything at all,
我就在旁边 I will be close by.
你还存着月票呢,安德鲁? You still have your season tickets, Andrew?
没有,我扔了 Nah. I gave 'em up.
太忙 这工作太熬人 Got too busy. This job is a killer.
镀金生活的危险,安迪 Mnh. Perils of the gilded life, Andy.
奥斯卡·王尔德曾经说过... You know what Oscar Wilde once said...
闭嘴,菲利普 Shut up, Philip.
你认真的? Really?
迈克 我没有听到你在工作 Michael, I don't hear any work.
棒,5个罚球全中 Yes. Five for five from the line.
我就知道那家伙能投篮 我跟你说 I knew that guy could shoot, I'll tell you that right now.
爸爸,你该去城里 Pop, you should come to the city.
我预定了美味晚餐,不错的位置 怎么样? I'll buy you a nice dinner, we'll get some great seats. How about that?
好 不错,就这样定了 Yeah! All right, let's do it.
比分怎么样? 第二节,我们领先3分 What's the score? Uh, second quarter, we're up by three.
布利斯科特,抓紧时间 Briskett, I do not have all year!
要紧的工作,儿子? Important work, son?
最近一两天有个会议 I have a meeting in two days.
有机会带我的公司到一个新的高度 It's a good chance to take my company to the next level.
啊 Ahh.
小心点,奶奶 Looking sharp, Granny.
关掉电视 Turn that TV off.
母亲,比赛还没结束呢 Mother, the game is on.
我才不管约翰尼·卡森是否在守门呢 I don't care if Johnny Carson is at the door,
该去教堂了 it's time to go to church.
能不去吗今年? Couldn't we skip it this year?
把那些杂碎放进冰箱 Put those giblets in the icebox.
奶奶,稍等 Granny, come on. Really.
比赛正激烈呢 Very important stuff going on here.
教堂并不严格在日程安排上 Church doesn't exactly fit in the timeline, okay?
安迪,上帝才不会鸟你的日程 Andy, the Good Lord doesn't give a crap about your timeline.
天呐,辛迪 只不过是参加个教堂礼拜 My God, Cindy, it's just a church service.
恰恰是这天,我需要好好打扮一下 It's the only day I get to dress up, okay?
我觉得你棒极了,亲爱的 I think you look amazing, darling.
别再叫我"亲爱的" Don't call me darling.
好了,孩子们 Well, boys,
我来正式地宣布... I think it's official...
两位漂亮的女士已经决定 two beautiful ladies have decided
我们不能再看比赛 we won't be watching the game,
不过话说回来,我可不想打一场无望之仗 and frankly, I don't want to fight a losing battle.
奶奶,你穿了一件毛皮外套? Granny, is that fur?
是的 Yes.
脱下来! Take that off!
奶奶,这些外套可是在 Granny, the places where they make those coats
屠宰场里面做出来的 are slaughterhouses.
毫无人性! They're inhumane!
天呐,我不知道 My land, I didn't know that.
太可怕了 It's horrible.
真不敢相信 I don't believe it.
气死我了 I could kill somebody.
不到30分钟前我才收拾过桌子 I just set the table not 30 minutes ago.
呃,是我不好 Oh, yeah. That might have been my bad.
给奶奶削苹果时我划到手了 I nicked my finger peeling apples for Granny.
你还好吗? 没事 Are you okay? I'm fine.
没什么大碍 只是一滴而已 Oh, well, no problem. Just a drop.
晚饭后我会洗桌布的 I'll wash the tablecloth after dinner.
大家伙,我们最好赶紧出发 Hey, listen, we'd better hop on our giddyup
还能赶上4点开始的礼拜 if we're gonna make that 4:00 service,
现在就走 I'm telling you right now.
嗯,现在还不行 Okay, well, I don't think I can make it.
你现在就得去教堂! 我擦! And you are going to church! Fuck.
救命! 救救我! Help! Help me!
拜托,有人吗! 闭嘴! Please, somebody help! Hey, shut the fuck up!
我们都已经喊破喉咙了 You don't think we've been screaming our guts out?
但是没人能听到我们在下面 Nobody can hear us down here.
你他妈是谁? So, who the fuck are you?
我叫迈克 My name is Michael.
我在数据评估中心工作 I work in the Data Assessment Department.
我在这里干嘛? What am I doing here?
迈克,我们得想办法出去 Michael, we have to find a way out of here.
你知道些什么? Now, what do you know?
我不知道 I don't know.
今天上午我被辛迪带到这里 I got brought here this morning by Cindy.
辛迪是谁? 那个女孩 Who the hell is Cindy? The girl.
这家里的女儿 The the daughter in the family.
你是说这里有一家子的混蛋? You're telling me there's a whole family of these motherfuckers?
是的 你是怎么来这里的? Of course! How did you get here?
那混蛋袭击了我的头 This motherfucker clocked me in the head.
如果我事先看到他过来,情况就不一样了 If I'd have seen him coming, it'd be a different fucking story.
他们在我的酒吧里抓了我 They grabbed me in my bar.
还杀了我的朋友 Just... they killed my friend.
屋里有多少人? So, how many of them are there?
没人 他们去教堂了 None. They all went to church.
他们去了教堂? They went to church?!
好的,听着 All right, look,
我们中至少某一人的朋友会来寻找我们,对吧? somebody's got to be looking for at least one of us, right?
我是说,你应该有朋友想着你吧,小胖子? I mean, you got friends that'll miss you and shit, right, tubby?
我擦,你呢? Fuck. You?
估计不会 Doubt it.
我擦,没一个? 是的,没人,那你呢? Damn, nobody? No, no one. You?
当人有人会找我的 Of course somebody's looking for me.
好吧,也没人找我 Ain't nobody looking for me.
我嘞个去! Ah, fuck!
求你了,有人吗! Please, somebody, help!
救命,救命! 救救我们! Help! Help! Help us, please!
救救我! Please help me!
来人呐! Help! Come on!
闭嘴! Shut up!
闭嘴!闭嘴! Shut up! Shut up!
你他么抽什么疯? What the fuck's wrong with you?
还不明白吗? 我们完了 Can't you see? We are fucked.
滚犊子,老子才不会任人宰割呢 Bullshit. I ain't a fuckin' animal.
我草! Aah! Fuck!
我们该怎么出去? How the fuck do we get out of here?
迈克! 嗯? Mike! Yes?
楼上房间什么情况? 房间很不错 What's the upstairs like? It's pretty nice.
全都带上了节日装饰 It's all done up for the holidays.
我可没要一个游览报告,混蛋 I didn't ask for a travel report, bitch.
有窗户吗? 门怎么样? Are there windows? What about doors?
如果我们能上去 If we can make it upstairs,
我们可以逃出去么? can we get the fuck out of here?
也许吧 就是一座普通的房子 Probably, yes. It's just a house.
很好,不错 Okay. Cool.
让我们动起来 Let's get going.
教会活动还有多久结束? How long until church is over?
我想告诉你一些事 Do you know something I don't know?
我他么被锁在地板上 Because I am chained to the fucking floor.
我猜礼拜结束了 Well, I guess church is over.
我讨厌糟糕的圣诞节 I hate fucking Christmas.
卧槽! Shit!
他掷界外球 He inbounds for a pass
比赛结束前4秒 with four seconds left.
一个打板弹跳 A bounce off the glass,
2分球 但是他犯规了 two points, but he was fouled,
因此有机会在最后打平,并进入加时 so there was a chance to tie it up at the line and go into overtime.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
仪式期间我去上个洗手间 Well, when I used the men's room during the sermon,
趁机溜到车上,赶上了比赛的结尾 I snuck out to the car and caught the end of the game.
不可能! No way!
嗯哼,我玩过这个把戏 Yeah, I perfected that trick
在你妈妈还活着的时候 when your mother was still with us.
我得学会这招 然后呢? I'm gonna have to steal that. So what happened?
他输了 He missed it.
不可能 确实 No, he didn't. Yep.
妈妈一定知道你在偷看比赛 Mom must have known you were watching the games.
有可能 Probably.
但是上帝爱你的妈妈 她从来不说 But God love your mom, she never said a word.
我赌她是个婊子 I bet she was a bitch.
你刚刚说什么? What did you just say?
天! Oh, shit.
你听到了 混蛋! You heard me, motherfucker!
草! 你们俩! Fuck you! Fuck both of you!
问候你怪胎般的家庭 Fuck your little freakshow family!
别碰我! 滚开! Get your hands off me! Get the fuck off me!
活的! 我告诉你怎么办! He's a live one! Boy, I'll tell you that!
放开我! Untie me!
放开我,混蛋! Untie me, motherfucker!
放开我,然后干一架 男人的方式 Untie me and fight me like a man!
你这混蛋,像个男人一点,卧槽! Fight like a man, you pussy! Fuck you!
一刀杀了我吧! You'd better fucking kill me!
杀了我吧! You'd better fucking kill me!
够了,吵闹的小鬼! Ooh! That's quite enough of that chatterbox!
女士们说今年需要什么? So, what are the ladies saying they need this year?
早些时候她们提到腿,呃... They mentioned legs to me a bit earlier, and, uh... oh!
上周天,奶奶说要教辛迪 Last Sunday, Granny was talking about teaching Cindy
腌泡凤梨 her sweet pineapple marinade.
听起来不错 是的 Ooh, that'd be great. Yeah.
就要腿了 好 Legs it is. All right!
稍等一下 Whoa. Hang on a second.
等等 给你 Hang on a second. Here you go.
谢谢 嗯 Thanks,Pop. Uh huh.
你必须明白一件事 Look, the one thing you have to understand
关于篮球的 罚球 about basketball is the free throw,
我是说,赢得比赛的关键 I mean, the key element for winning games.
篮板怎么样? What about rebounds?
或许他们需要一个大个子 Maybe they need a big man.
真不好砍 Tough cut.
骨头不错 Good bones.
我也这么认为 Yeah, looked that way.
等我一小会 All right, excuse me just a second.
迈克 Michael.
你为什么要这样对我们? Why are you doing this to us?
集中精神,布利斯科特 Focus, Briskett.
来一口 Take a bite.
你对数字很有天赋 You do have a gift for numbers.
菲利普,你在这里干嘛? Philip, what are you doing in here?
你需要帮助吗? Hey, you need any help with that?
我在忙呢 I'm working.
边儿待着去! Can can you go in the other room?
辛迪试图 Cindy's trying.
她正试图... She is, she's trying, but...
一切都变了 It's not like it used to be,
自从妈妈去世 when Mom was here.
我们会都待在一个屋子里 We'd all be in the same room right now,
猜字谜,掷色子 playing charades or some crap.
食物准备好了 Food'd be done, and...
妈妈端着食盘在屋里到处走动 Mom would be walking around with a plate of cookies,
她会笑... and... she'd be laughing, and...
你真棒 边去! You sure look great. Don't touch me!
你不再尝试一次吗? You sure you don't want to give it another shot?
哪儿也别去 Don't go anywhere.
天呐! Oh, my God!
以前不是,以后更不会,菲利普 I never was, and won't ever be, Philip.
你可以去看电视 You think you could go watch TV
读杂志,或者干点其他的 or read a magazine or something?
我想帮你 你妨碍我了 I was just trying to help. You're just in my way.
好吧,如你所愿 Fine. If that's how you want it to be.
你知道,拉尔夫·瓦尔多·爱默生说过 You know, Ralph Waldo Emerson once said,
"每一分钟的生气 "For every minute you're angry,
都将使你失去60秒的快乐" you lose 60 seconds of happiness."
滚犊子 I could give a shit, Philip.
我跟你说 没什么能够破坏第一个圣诞节 I'll tell you right now, nothing's going to ruin the first Christmas
我自己整理了一下 I've put together myself, I'll tell you that right now.
辛迪,给我解开,求你了 Cindy, untie me, please.
放我走 Let me go.
过来,圣诞袜时间到了 Come on, it's stocking time!
不要辱没传统 Let's not piss on the winds of tradition.
辛迪,你不能像你的家人 Cindy, you can't be like your family.
那不是你 不是昨晚我见过的你 Not you. Not the girl I met last night.
我不相信 你内心没有邪恶 I don't believe it. You don't have it in you.
争论点在篮板 See, I'd argue it's all about the glass.
篮板赢得比赛 不,你必须找到一个中距离投篮 Rebounds win games. No, no, you've got to find a perimeter shooter.
把这些腿拿到厨房! Get those legs in the kitchen!
有点晚了 我得把它们放进烤箱 So behind. I've got to get 'em in the roaster.
晚饭还需要一会 Dinner's not gonna be ready any time soon.
辛迪,告诉我你不是这样得 Tell me it's not who you are, Cindy, please.
孩子们,开袜子的时间 Boys, it's stocking time!
长筒袜! 棒,我去拿相机 Oh, stockings! Great. I'll get the camera.
呃,叉子应该放在右边 Uh, the fork goes on the right side,
挨着勺子 next to the spoon.
左边 Left side.
谢谢 Thank you.
左边 Left side.
安迪! Andy!
奶奶和她的长筒袜 Granny and her stockings.
拿起来,放下去 Put 'em up, take 'em down.
家庭传统! Family tradition!
亨利·福特常说 Henry Ford always said,
"唯一讨厌的历史 "The only history that's worth a damn
是你和家人形成的传统" is the traditions you make with your family."
你都不是这家里的一分子,菲利普 You're not even a part of this family, Philip.
但是见证另一伙人的风俗 But it's a beautiful thing to witness the customs
可以说也是一件很不错的事情 of another tribe, so to speak.
一伙人?你到底说什么呢,菲利普? Tribe? What the hell are you talking about, Philip?
我之前就说过 I've said it before,
但是我忍不住还是要说 but I can't stop saying it again.
有你们三个孩子又一起在这里真好 It is so nice to have you three kids together again
同在一个屋檐下 under this roof.
圣诞是我一年中最喜欢的节日 Christmas is my favorite time of year.
爸爸 Oh, Daddy.
现在,袜子来了! Now stockings!
辛迪,你第一个来 Cindy, you first.
哦,杂边 把剪刀给我 Oh, crap. Give me some scissors.
这里 好了 Oh, I got it. Okay.
对 There.
我们再聚在一起,我很高兴 I'm really happy that we're all together again.
我爱你,妈妈 Love you, Mom.
让她安息 God rest her.
她会在某处 She's up there somewhere,
正注视着我们 looking down at us right now.
我敢保证"家庭" I can guarantee that. "Family.
"那只可爱的章鱼 从它的触手上 "That dear octopus from whose tentacles
我们永远无法逃脱 "we never quite escape,
也没有,在内心的最深处 想过要这样做" nor, in our innermost hearts, ever quite wish to."
你他妈到底在说什么? What the hell are you talking about?
辛迪,你决定甜点了吗? Cindy, have you decided on a dessert yet?
甜点? Dessert?
哦,糟糕! Ohh! Not good!
你应该提前准备的 不然你会落后 You gotta start that early, or you'll get behind
就像你处理他们的腿那样 like you did with them legs.
奶奶,我在努力 有许多要做 Granny, I'm I'm trying, okay. There's a lot to do.
我们就要吃饭了 但是你甚至还没有把那些腿放进烤箱 We should be eating soon, and you haven't even got those legs in the oven yet.
稍等,奶奶 All right, Granny, please!
让全家人挨饿,真糟糕 It's a bad thing to leave a family hungry!
我知道 就像尼尔逊说过的 I know. Like Nelson said,
"食物是驱动家庭的动力..." "Food is the fuel that drives a family to..."
草,菲利普,你废了! Oh, Philip, goddamn it!
闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
闭嘴! Shut the fuck up,
你个混蛋! you son of a bitch!
卧槽! Fuck you!
抱歉,我刚才对你喊叫了,奶奶 I'm sorry I yelled at you, Granny...
没事了,宝贝 Oh, it's all right, honey.
我也很抱歉,你都自顾不暇 I'm sorry too. You've got a lot on your plate.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
明天做个碎肉派做甜点怎么样? What about mincemeat pie for dessert tomorrow?
不错,我们可以用菲利普的 That'd be good, right? We can use Philip.
恰到好处 是啊 That'd hit the spot. Yeah.
我可以尝试一下 I could try that. Yeah.
嗯,你当然可以,宝贝 Yes, of course you can, honey.
那会很棒的 It'd be wonderful.
听着,亚伯,我们继续把袜子弄完 Listen, Abe, let's finish up these stockings
然后辛迪还需要时间把她的活干完 and give Cindy some time to finish her work.
好的 All righty, then.
你看地下是什么东西? What do you think is going on down there?
布利斯科特 Brisket!
救命!我被绑架了! Help! I've been kidnapped!
我叫Michael Briskett! My name's Michael Briskett!
我被囚禁了! I'm being held prisoner!
救命,救命! Help! Help!
你好,警官 Hello, officer.
你一定是安德鲁了 You must be Andrew.
我从你的照片认出你了 I recognize you from your picture.
真的吗?哪张照片? You do? Which one?
嗨 hi
嘿 宝贝 hey baby
你们认识? You two know each other?
安迪 这是我的女朋友 丹妮诗 Andy, this is Denise,my girlfriend.
她晚上和我们一起吃饭 She'll be having dinner with us tonight.
她和我们吃饭? She'll be eating with us?
对 我是这么说的 That's what I'm saying.
什么? What?!
她是警察 She's a cop.
是的 我知道 Yeah. I know.
调度员 实际上 并不是警员 Dispatcher, actually.Not really an officer.
安迪 我听说了很多关于你的事 Andy, I've heard so much about you.
是 Yeah.
不一定是真的 Can't say the same.
是的 进来吧 Yeah. Get in here.
他是迈克尔 This is Michael.
他是圣诞晚餐 He's Christmas dinner.
里脊肉 这将是棕色人种身上最好的部位了 A beef steak. That's the best cut you'll find on a grown man.
这样又肥又胖的男孩 在这里 Big fat boy like this...right here.
那是T型骨 泰德罗琳 That's the T bone,tenderloin,
而在这里 是眼肌 and right up here,the ribeye.
在这个凹陷位置 Come around under the pits.
这是胸肌肉 全家人都喜欢的部位 That's the brisket.A family favorite.
让他活着越长越好 Gotta keep him alive as long as possible.
用刷子是最好的 Brush is best.
那不意味着我们不能使他的肉嫩一点 Doesn't mean we can't tenderize him a little bit.
你这个混蛋 You fucking bastard!
噢 见鬼 Aw, shit!
你别碰他 Don't you touch him!
那是我的人 你这个婊子 That is my man, you bitch!
我要杀了你 I will kill you!
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 甜心 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, honey.
你不想毁了这食物吧 We don't want to ruin the groceries.
抱歉 宝贝 I'm sorry, baby.
不要 不要 Please, please.
你腿怎么样? How's your leg?
像蚊子咬的 Mosquito bite.
嘿 我需要帮助阿布 Hey, I need to help Pop.
你想看看? You want to watch?
不 没关系 No, it's okay.
我觉得我只是 呃 I think I'll just, uh,
上去看看辛迪是否需要帮助 go up and see if Cindy needs help.
嘿 Hey.
我喜欢你 I love you.
我也是 Love you too.
噢 见鬼 Oh, shit.
他还活着 He's still alive?
真见鬼 I'll be damned!
好了 小伙子们 现在有一个问题 Okay, boys.Here's the question:
你觉得碎肉派是来自哪里的? Where do you suppose mincemeat comes from?
我觉得是肩膀上的 I'm guessing the shoulder blades.
你和这个胆小鬼在一起多久了? How long have you even been together with this chick?
丹妮诗 Name's Denise.
现在已经几个月了 It's been a couple of months.
啊哈哈 说这里 Ah ha ha. Says here,
"甜碎肉派来自..." "Sweet mincemeat pie comes from..."
...呃 在干草堆后面 出口下面 ...uh, behind the haystack, just below the exit.
拉屎的地方?菊花 The poop shoot?The colon.
你说是那里 That's what it says here.
嗯 只要味道好就行 Eh. As long as it tastes good.
就像我常说的 That's what I've always said.
安迪 你想动手吗 Andy, want to do the honors.
呃 噢 呃 马上回来 Uh oh. Uh,be back in a second.
所以... So...
觉得丹妮诗安全了?你想说什么? think Denise is safe?What are you trying to say?
她保密了吗 Is she gonna keep her mouth shut,
就这些? about all this?
瞧 我从来没遇见过这样的女孩 Look, I've never met a girl like her before.
她吸引住了我 此外 我看见她向80码外扔刀 She just gets me. Besides, I've seen her drop a buck at 80 yards.
好吧 嗯 准备好理由揭露那家的传统 Okay, well, perfect reason to expose the family's traditions.
好的 巴特 Great, Bart.
你对我的选择有问题吗 安迪? You got a problem with my choices, Andy?
是的 I do.
我觉得你昏头了 I think you're being stupid.
她让一切充满风险 她TM是个警察 She puts everything at risk. She's a fucking cop.
调度员 不一样的 甚至更好 Dispatcher. There's a difference.Even better.
所以她可以叫来城里的所有警察 你最好别再继续了 安迪 So she'll call every cop in the city.You better back down, Andy.
你从来没有告诉我你会邀请她去晚餐 You didn't even tell me you'd invited her to dinner.
我自己也不知道我需要向你申请 I didn't know I needed to.
我有个女朋友很令人惊讶? Is it so surprising that I have a girlfriend?
我说的是你 I'm talking about you
随意邀请一些陌生人来这里 inviting some random stranger over
为圣诞大餐做准备 不要告诉任何人 for Christmas dinner without telling anybody.
辛迪和阿布已经知道了 一年你来这里可能不止一次 Cindy and Pop knew. Maybe if you came around more than once a year,
你会知道的 you'd know.
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up. Shut up.
咬它的屁股 Bite it in the ass.
请停下 求求你了 Please stop, please.
停下 阿布 Please stop.Pop.
把他留着给奶奶来做落基山脉牡蛎吧 Save him for Granny's Rocky Mountain oysters.
哦 对 你说的太对了 Oh, shoot! You're right.
真令人兴奋 Got a little excited there.
所以 400度烹饪要多久? 20分钟 So, 400 for how long? Twenty minutes.
把温度降到325 Then reduce the heat to 325
知道里面变得粉红 until the inside is pink.
慢慢来完成 Finish low and slow.
那就是你做脆皮的方法 That is how you get the crispy skin.
嗯...!我最喜欢的部位! Mmm! My favorite part!
妈妈常说肉汁需要主要的时间 它需要最长的时间 Mom always said the gravy needed the most time. It takes the longest.
嗯...,需要让晚上肉汁吸收鸡汁 Mmm, gotta let the gravy soak up those giblet juices overnight.
而且你需要真正的完全成熟的调料 And you need really mature ingredients.
打开肾脏 Open the kidneys,
让我们闻闻酱汁 let 'em breathe in the sauce.
妈妈教我这个 Mom taught me that.
是啊,一个地狱的厨师,上帝让她休息 Yeah, one hell of a cook,God rest her.
辛迪已经拿到礼物了 Cindy's got the gift too.
好吧 我试试 Well, I am trying.
嘿 谢谢你的帮助 Hey, thanks for your help.
很 很高兴有人帮忙 It's it's been nice to have an extra set of hands
在厨房 around the kitchen again.
噢 女士们 Oh, ladies!
噢 噢 Oh, oh!
打扰一下 Excuse me.
真美味 就像你的母亲的一样 Delicious!Just like your mother's.
菜好了吗? Is the food ready?
我们有一堆事情要做 We got a ton of work to do.
我们吃吧 Let's eat.
你最好先给我买份晚餐 不 不 不 不 不 不 You better buy me dinner first.No.No,no,no,no.
你 你还好吗? I... are are you okay?
我只是来看看你还好吗 L I just wanted to see if you were okay.
你头怎么样? 像要裂开一样 How's your head? Splitting.
派对在哪举行? Where'd the party go?
我觉得已经完成了 I guess they're done.
目前看来 For now.
你的肩膀呢? How is your shoulder?
很痛 It really hurts.
听着 Listen.
无论他想让你完成什么 Whatever he wants you to finish...
不要让他得逞 don't give him the satisfaction.
祝好胃口 Bon appétit!
丹妮诗 你离开这个餐桌时候可不能饿着肚子 Denise, you will never leave this family's table hungry.
辛迪 那可真漂亮 Cindy,that's beautiful.
噢 狗崽子 Ooh, doggie.
每 每个人低下你们的头 E everybody bow your heads.
上帝 我们感谢你赐予丰盛的一餐 Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful feast
您为我们提供的 that you have provided for us,
同时感谢您将 and we also thank you for bringing
我们爱的人有一次带回家 our loved ones back home again.
尽管有些我们爱的人 And even though some of our beloved
今日已不在 我们也很高兴 can't be with us today,we take great pleasure
因为知晓他们已归于您的庇护 in knowing that they are up there with you.
阿门 Amen.
巴特 你来? Bart, will you do the honors?
好的 You bet I will.
奶奶 你的盘子 Granny, your plate.
不 不 No! No!
你的礼节了? Where are your manners?
丹妮诗是新加入的 她应该第一个 Denise is new to the table.She should go first.
上吧 Go ahead.
亲爱的 如果不想你不必去 Honey, you don't have to if you're not feeling it.
不 她想的 她肯定想 Yes, she does!She definitely does!
不 她不想 No, she doesn't!
如果她想和我们一家过圣诞 If she wants to have Christmas with our family,
她想 she does!
我很喜欢 I love it.
辛迪 你妈妈给你的礼物在厨房 Cindy, you have your mother's gift for the kitchen.
哦 我只是照着她的菜方做饭 Well, I just followed her recipe.
味道十分浓郁 哦 谢谢 The flavor is so rich.Oh, thanks.
如果你要我可以给你菜方 L I can give youthe recipe if you want it.
不应该这样 It's not supposed to be like this.
不要在圣诞 Not on Christmas.
我讨厌告诉你 I hate to break it to you,
但是圣诞只不过另一个混蛋节日 but Christmas is just a shithole day like any other.
不 No.
你错了 It's not right.
它不是 It's not.
圣诞节应当 Christmas is supposed
做栗子的菜 to be about chestnuts,
胡桃钳 and nutcrackers.
它是关于点心 食物和 It's about cookies and food, and...
雪 and snow.
我每年都看得到 I see it every year.
我一直想要拥有 And I always wanted to have it.
我从来没听说过 And I never had it.
今年我确定了 This year I was sure...
我确定我 I was sure that I...
它不应该像这样 It's not supposed to be like this.
它应该关于温暖和传统 It's supposed to be about warmth and tradition,
而且如果它很特别 and if it's special...
我是说真的特别 I mean really special...
今年是白色圣诞节 there'll be a white Christmas.
圣诞已经没意义了 Christmas is dead.
不是那样的 That's not true.
不是 It's not.
它是关于家庭 对吗? It's about family, right?
并且一直关于家庭 And family is forever.
闭嘴你这幼稚的混球 Shut up, you naive son of a bitch.
圣诞? Christmas?
家庭? Family?
都是垃圾 This crap.
那就是为什么那群混蛋在那里 That's what that group of motherfuckers is up there.
你知道 我们需要更多的家人 You know,we need more families
带着他们独有的传统 with their own special traditions,
他们珍视的传统 视若生命的传统 traditions they cherish,can't do without.
欢迎加入 Welcome to the family.
但是如果像是那边那样 And if that's what it is up there,
我不想加入 I don't want to be a part.
我没关系 你知道的 And that's okay with me,you know,
因为虽然我孤单一人但是我一样快乐 你看不出来? because I am alone and I am happy, can't you tell?
我从没让人担心过我 I've never had anybody looking out for me.
不 但是 嘿 振作点 No, but, hey, cheer up.
幸运的话 你能交到一辈子的朋友 Maybe by some lucky chance,you have a friend in your life,
朋友能够帮助你 someone who is watching your back,
如同兄弟一般爱护你 loves you like a brother.
你得到了一个? You got that in your life?
不 因为 唉 我没有任何朋友 No, because, hell,I don't have any friends,
而你显然也没有亲近的人 and apparently you don't have any close by.
我想也就是说我们拿到了VIP邀请 So I guess that means we have VIP invitations
去节日晚餐 我们是主角 to the holiday dinner, and we're the turkey.
圣诞TM快乐! Merry fucking Christmas!
请停下 Please stop.
嘿 Hey.
哪只驯鹿最没礼貌? Which reindeer had the worst manners?
什么? What?
"红鼻子驯鹿(音同没礼貌)" "Rude-mph ."
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
现在? Now?
嘿 我要宣布 Hell,I'm just gonna say it.
我们结婚了 We're getting married.
什么?! What?!
巴特 我的小伙子 我为你高兴 Barty, my boy,I'm so happy for you!
你选了一个适合你的妻子 我和你说 You've chosen the right lady, I'll tell you that.
嗯 我要敬一杯酒 Well, I'd like to propose a toast.
巴特 我以为永远加不到这一天 Bart, I never thought I'd see the day,
但是你好像找到了自我 but it looks like you've found yourself
一个很棒的女孩 a really great girl.
欢迎加入我们家族 丹妮诗 Welcome to our family,Denise.
干杯 所有人干杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers!
天啊 真令人激动 Gosh,this is so exciting.
嘿 让我们谈谈 Hey, let's have a talk.
那很棒 That'd be great.
她可以毁灭百年来的家族传统 She could destroy hundreds of years of family tradition.
安迪 坐下 Andy, have a seat.
我坚持站着 I'll stand.
可以 但是轻点声 Okay,but lower your voice.
我们谈论一下 Let's talk about this.
她闻起来像猪猡 She smells like a pig to me,
尽管她不是警察 但是她很接近了 and if she is not a cop, she is as close as one gets.
瞧 安迪 我信赖你的母亲 Look, Andy,I trusted your mother.
她不知道他卷入了什么 She had no idea what she was walking into
在她的第一圣诞那天 that first Christmas.
我还记得她吃第一口时候的表情 I still remember her face the first bite.
阿布 巴特不能随便招录人 Pop, Bart cannot toss some random chick into the mold
并指望她和母亲一样好 and expect her to turn out like Mom.
我不觉得你理解我 I don't think you're understanding me here.
你母亲变成你知道的那个人 The reason your mother turned into the woman that you knew
是因为她愿意改变 is because she was open to change.
现在那个女孩愿意 加入家族 Now that girl is ready to embrace our family
因为她爱巴特 because she loves Bart.
我今天过得很棒 I had an amazing time tonight.
你为什么不留下 Why don't you stay?
我明早要去上班 I gotta b to work really early.
没人在圣诞来 没事的 Nobody else will come in on Christmas.That's fine.
明早早起 但是留下过夜吧 Get up early.But stay tonight.
我觉得你兄弟不喜欢 I don't think your brother would like that.
那个对你更重要 Which is more important to you...
你的家族还是你的事业 your family or your career?
阿布 听我说 我还没有准备等 Pop, listen to me...I am not about to let
某个婊子转变 some bitch grow a conscience
然后决定是时候加入 and decide it's time to protect and serve.
我的努力终会毁于一旦 Everything I've worked for would be destroyed.
孩子 某天我可能成为爷爷 Son, I'd like to bea grandpa someday...
在圣诞早上看着一些小孩绕着我跑 see a few tots running around on Christmas morning.
家族需要延续 This family needs to go on.
家族的传统需要继承 This family's traditions need to go on.
希望你们两个加入这个小庆祝 Hope you two will join me in a little celebration.
哦好的 Oh, yeah.
在加油站买的 Got 'em at a gas station,
所以我不能保证它们的质量 so I can't vouch for their quality.
安迪 加入我 Andy. Join me?
布莱斯科 Briskett.
你的拼写有点乱 You get a little messy with your spelling,
但是 见鬼 这是你为数不多做的好的事 but, shit, this is some of your best work.
现在 我们可以来硬的 Now, we can do this the hard way
也可以基于你的选择来软的 or the easy way,your choice.
我不想完成它 I don't want to finish the job.
什么? What?
嗯 它很多都 别过分了布莱斯科 Well, a lot of it is...Don't get brave, Briskett.
我是说 这都不在我的部门 I mean, technically,it's not even my department.
我在数据评估部门 I'm in Data Assessment.
而那很多在分析反馈部门 A lot of that is Analysis Response,
所以我甚至 我管你? so I'm not even...Do you think I give a shit?!
完成该死的事情 Finish the fucking job!
停下 你这混蛋 Stop it,you fucking bastard!
我不这么觉得 I don't think so!
请停下 Please stop!
求你停下 Please stop!
你知道你不是办公室里面最好的数据分析师 对吗? You know you're not the best statistical analysis man in the office, right?
弗莱德是 但是他不会横生枝节 Fred is. But Fred's not a guy who is willing to go the extra mile.
你会 You are.
工作是你的生命 Work is your life.
你为什么这么做 Why are you doing this?
一 因为我的家族喜欢牛排上有大理石般的纹理 One, because my family likes their steaks with heavy marbling.
二 没人知道你消失了 And two, because nobody's gonna know that you're gone
因为休息室多出的一个甜甜圈'.! 'rust because there's an extra donut 'm the break room'.!
所以让我们干点事吧 So, let's get some work done.
噢 不 Oh, no.
这不容易布莱斯科 哦 不 It's not that easy, Briskett.Oh, no!
我没同意前你不算完成 You're not done until I say you are done!
我是说了算 I'm the boss!
我再也不想工作了 I don't want to work anymore!
那不是你能决定了 That is not your decision!
它是我的 It's mine!
完成它 Finish it!
停下 Stop it.
求你 Please!
时间快到了 布莱斯科 You're running out of time, Briskett!
好的 好 Okay! Yes!
是 我做 Yes, I'll do it!
不要伤害她了 Please just stop hurting her.
我是想成为第一个 I just want to be the first one
祝你圣诞快乐的人 to wish you a merry Christmas.
好吧 我来的很早 All right, I'm early,
可是你知道的我总是着急地盼着 but you know I'm always in a hurry
圣诞节清晨的到来 to get to Christmas morning.
我非常喜欢 I just love it so much.
我希望你也能看到 I wish you could see it.
这个房子再次有了生机 正如往日一样 This house is alive again, just like the old days.
安迪终于再次回家了 Andy has finally come home again.
我以为得用一支军队才能把他抓回来 Thought it would take an army.
孩子每天都很累 Boy works too much,
但他还是带着工作回家 but he brought his work with him.
那是辛迪的帮助 Cindy helped with that.
很高兴能见到他们两个一起工作 Nice to see the two of them working together.
喔 然后巴特...... Oh, and Bart...
巴特找到了爱情 Bart has found love,
一个很适合他的女孩 a girl who suits him so well,
他们很般配 如胶似漆 they're like two peas in a pod.
这让我想起了我们 They remind me of us.
我想你应该听到好消息了 I just thought you should hear the good news.
圣诞快乐 宝贝 Merry Christmas, honey.
寂静的夜晚 Silent night
神圣的夜晚 Holy night
一切都平静如水 All is calm
一切都散发光芒 All is bright
童真伴你左右 Round yon Virgin
母亲和孩童 Mother and Child
温柔的圣婴 Holy Infant so tender
还有温和的 And mild
在天堂中平和地 Sleep in heavenly
入眠 Peace
在天堂中平和地入眠 Sleep in heavenly peace
圣诞节当天
妈的圣诞节! Fuck Christmas!
帕姆 你好 圣诞节快乐 Pam, hello! Merry Christmas!
听着 马特 迈克尔 Listen, Matt. Michael.
你不知道这里有公司的圣诞派对吗 Did you know that there's a company Christmas party?
知道 我有点......不知所措 Yeah, I'm... a little swamped.
有人要请你吗 Did you get an invitation?
没有 No.
对 我也没有 Exactly. Neither did I.
但是我非常喜欢派对 But I got a great party favor.
粉色的 可爱吗? A pink slip. Isn't that cute?
狗娘养的! 我觉得那主意烂透了 The bastards! I l don't think that's a good idea.
那你有什么好主意吗 马特 Do you know what's a good idea, Matt?
趁你还活着的时候 最好离开这个地方 Getting the hell out of this place while you're still alive.
不 不 我只想完成我的工作 No, no. I'm just gonna finish up this work
然后把它交给罗比亚尔先生 吝啬鬼罗比亚尔! and I'm gonna bring it to Mr. Robillard. Screw Robillard!
他会生吃了你 然后再把骨头吐出来 He will eat you alive and spit out the bones!
快点 Come on.
你还活着? You're alive?
妈的 我还活着 Fuck yeah, I'm alive.
我要离开这个鬼地方 I'm getting the fuck out of here,
要跟我一起吗 and you're coming with me.
我不想失去我的工作 I don't want to lose my job.
什么?见鬼了 随你的便 What? Fuck yeah, you do.
快点 Come on.
我要掐死这帮狗娘养的 I'll strangle all those motherfuckers.
快点 Come on.
我的健康保险...... My health insurance...
帮我下 帮我 快点 401k Help. Work with me. Come on. 401k.
闭上你的臭嘴 你想要玩游戏? Shut the fuck up. You want to play games?
闭嘴! Shut up!
闭嘴 振作点 看着我 你是自由的 Shut up. Come on, look at me, you're free.
你他妈的没被绑着 你能出去的 You're fucking free. You got out.
先帮她 先帮她 Help her first, help her first.
醒醒 Come on.
妈的 妈的 Fuck. Fuck.
快走 不要 Go. No.
她就要死了 兄弟 不 她还没死 She's dying, man. No, she's not.
她马上就要死了啊 老铁 对不起 She's dying, dude, I'm sorry.
求助 Get help.
快走 快 不 Go now. No.
她完了 兄弟 She's done, man.
快走 Go.
这样不好 我们不能...... This is no good. We can't...
我们不能丢下你! 迈克尔 闭嘴! We can't leave you! Michael, shut up.
你是我最好的求助机会 You're my best chance for help.
帮我们离开这里 Get us out of here now.
听着 我们得走了 Listen, we gotta go.
走吧 Go.
快走! Go!
好吧 Yes.
我们走吧 Let's go.
走之前想要来点咖啡吗 Do you want some coffee before you go?
好的 请 Yes, please.
跟我说说呗 Tell me everything.
他是如何向你求婚的 So, how did he propose?
凯特琳娜 上周 Catalina, last week.
巴蒂是个大可爱 Barty is such a big sweetie.
我要打死他们! 我要杀了他们! I'll pound 'em! I'll fuckin' kill 'em!
我要杀掉他们! 嘘 嘘! I'll fuckin' kill 'em! Shh! Shh!
他在水中求婚 He did it right at the water.
单膝? One knee?
这太罗曼蒂克了 It was so romantic.
要我帮你拿点吗 Can I help you grab anything?
快点 快他妈的开门 Come on. Open the fucking door.
快他妈的开门 婊子 Open the fucking door, bitch.
不要 咬它 No. Shh! Bite it!
你要拿什么 So, what are you doing awake?
甜点! Dessert!
要尽早开始 Got to get started early.
一起度假 Such a big job, getting the holiday together.
有时会觉得很痛苦 Sometimes it can feel like torture,
但我还是很享受 but I'm actually loving it.
嘿 你介意检查下储藏室的量杯吗 Hey, do you mind checking the pantry for the measuring cups?
噢 等等 在这儿 我找到了 Oh, wait. Here they are. I got 'em.
介意我抓点糖吗 Mind if I grab some sugar?
没问题 请便 Yeah, help yourself.
该去叫醒奶奶了 Time to go wake Granny.
我可不能什么都自己做 I can't do this all myself.
好的 我正式地宣布...... Well, next year, I'll be here to help...
明年会来这里陪你一起 officially.
我都等不及了 I can't wait.
那我最好先准备好 I'd better get ready.
早上好 奶奶 你想要来点咖啡吗 Good morning, Granny, you want some coffee?
屏住呼吸 屏住呼吸 屏住呼吸 Hold your breath, hold your breath, hold your breath.
好的 好的 快走 快走 Okay, okay, quickly, g0, 90
奶奶 我要先从饼干开始 Granny, I'm gonna start on the cookies.
妈的! Fuck!
迈克尔 快走 Michael, go.
我做不到 I can't.
你说什么?快走啊! What?! Go!
不! No!
我们得走了! 我们必须得走了 We have to go. We have to go!
巴特 亲爱的 你在做什么呢 嘿 Bart, honey, what are you doing up? Hey.
就想跟你说圣诞快乐 Just wanted to say merry Christmas.
你好甜啊 我们一会见 You're so sweet. We'll see you
做完工作以后 好吗 你会的 after work, right? You will.
我要走了 就快要迟到 I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
拜拜 甜心 Bye, honey.
拜拜 宝贝 Bye,babe.
所以你就这样让她走了? So you just let her leave?
我爱她 克服它 I love her. Get over it.
拿到钥匙 Get the keys!
操你妈的! Fuck you!
操你妈的 你这个发疯的婊子 Fuck you, you crazy fucking bitch!
你吃了我的腿! You ate my legs!
你他妈吃了我的腿! You ate my fucking legs!
去你的巴特! Fuck Bart!
枪在哪儿 妈的枪在哪 Where's the gun! Where's the fucking gun?
她已经动不了了 She's not fighting anymore.
我要粉碎她的脑袋! I'm gonna smash her head!
我他妈要粉碎她的头颅! I'm gonna smash her fucking head!
快 麦克! 不不不! Come on, Mike! No, no, no, no, no!
快 麦克 快点! Come on, Mike, come on.
妈的 天啊 不是我干的 Fuck. Fuck. No, I'm not done.
不 不! No. No!
不 这不是我做的 不是我做的 No, I'm not done. I'm not done.
来这边 来这边 Come here. Come here.
快打开这该死的门! Open this fucking door!
快他妈的开门! Open this fucking door!
啊呀! 啊呀! Aah! Aah!
她还活着吗? 我他妈不知道! Is she alive? I don't give a fuck!
该死的 那感觉很不错 Goddamn, that felt good!
让我再看看 让我看看 Let me look again! Let me look!
嘿 操你妈! 嘿 嘿 嘿! Hey, fuck you. Hey, hey, hey!
嘿 嘿 我们该走了 Hey! Hey, we gotta go!
妈的我们该走了 我们会被他们看到的 We gotta fucking go! They can see us!
你他妈在发什么呆 What the fuck are you doing?
我用钥匙启动 I broke the keys off in the ignition.
我们并不能开车 We can't drive.
迈克尔 Michael.
我们得快跑 我们快点离开这里 We gotta run. Let's get out of here.
不 妈的他们会看到我们的 No. They can fucking see us...
窗子外面 我们趁现在快走 outside the window, now let's go!
不 我要回去 No! I'm going back!
你说什么?! 你他妈是疯了吗? What?! Are you fucking crazy?
凯瑟琳还在这儿 我们不能把她自己留在这 Katherine's in there! We can't leave her alone.
那我们随便去个房子里求助 Let's just go to one of these houses and ask for help.
去哪个呢 艾迪 Which one, Eddie?
有装饰的? The ones with decorations?
还是没装饰的? The ones without?
里面的哪个家庭跟这个有什么不同 Which family inside is any different than this one?
我要回去 I'm going back.
好吧 好吧 我们走 All right. Okay. Let's go.
我真的为巴特感到开心 I'm just so happy for Bart.
我知道 她看起来真的很不错 I know. She seems really great.
这该死的节日 Fuck the holidays.
完成我那该死的工作 立刻马上 Finishing my goddamn work right now.
我从未见过你弟弟有这样的动作 I've never seen your brothers act like this before.
好啊 来得可真是时候 Great. Perfect timing.
噢 没事的 我去开门 Oh, it's all right. I'll get it.
你去把这件跟其余的衣服放进洗衣机里 You just put it in with the rest
然后注水洗洗 of the wash.
圣诞快乐 我的兄弟们互相憎恨 Merry Christmas. My brothers hate each other.
我们祝您圣诞快乐 We wish you a merry Christmas
噢 我真是太喜欢圣诞颂歌了 Oh, I do love carolers.
我们祝您圣诞快乐 We wish you a merry Christmas
我们祝您...... We wish you a merry......
布利斯科特! Brisket!
什么? What?!
圣诞快乐 臭婊子 Merry Christmas, bitch!
啊 Aah!
非常抱歉 奶奶 I'm really sorry, Granny.
这里的球拍呢? What is all the racket here?
啊 啊! Aah! Aah!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我没有 我没...... I'm no... I'm not...
我没什么抱歉的! I'm not sorry!
我没什么对不起的! I'm not... sorry!
我再也......不会对你抱歉了 I'm not... sorry anymore!
是啊 去他妈的对不起 你没对不起谁 Yeah, fuck sorry! You're not sorry!
干死他们 干死这家人 Fuck them! Fuck this fucking family!
杀了他! Kill him!
操你妈! 来啊 还有谁? Fuck you! Come on, who's next?
还有谁? Who's next?
布利斯科特! Brisket!
我们该谈谈了! We've got work to do!
认得这个吧 猪头? Recognize this, shithead?
小逼崽子! Little fucker!
我要杀掉你们这群该死的! I'll fucking kill you!
妈的干掉他们 Fucking kill them!
爸爸死了 婊子 Daddy's dead, bitch.
我要杀了你! I'm gonna kill you!
操你妈的 迈克尔! Fuck you, Michael!
你这个该死的小杂种 操你妈! You little fuckin' bastard! Fuck you!
我要像杀那婊子一样 杀了你 Kill you like I killed your bitch!
拔线!快拔! Unplug! Unplug!
我要把你撕成两半 I'm gonna tear you into pieces,
该死的蠢货! you stupid fuck!
啊! Aah!
臭婊子! You bitch!
操! Fuck!
你这该死的婊子 You fucking bitch!
我要杀了你! I'll kill you!
操你妈的! Motherfucker!
现在不说话了 嗯? Not talking now, are you?
世界上有两类人 布利斯科特 There's two kinds of people in this world, Brisket...
一类是工人 the workers,
一类是那些叫工人干活的人 and the ones that tell the workers what to do!
这不会改变的 That's not gonna change.
我要吃你屁股上的肉 I'm gonna eat your ass!
你该上路了! It's time for you to die!
狗屎! Piece of shit!
她是我的小花 我的小宝贝儿 She was my pretty little flower! My baby!
你的臭婊子看起来像个男的 Your bitch looked like a man!
巴特! Bart!
你不知道我是谁! You don't know who I am!
我是迈克尔·布利斯科特! I'm Michael Briskett!
不是办公室异类 Not just another guy in the office!
我确实有朋友的 I do have friends!
去死吧 你这该死的婊子! Die, you fucking bitch!
啊! Aaaaahhhhh!
啊 Aaahhh!
婊子有个大肥屁股 Bitch had a real fat ass!
操你妈的 FUCK you!
艾迪 不! Eddie, no!
啊! Aaahhh!
布利斯科特! Brisket!
我不会跑! I don't run!
关掉它! Turn it off!
啊! Aaahhh!
罗比亚尔先生! Mr. Robillard!
我退出! I quit!
没事的 It's okay!
对不起 对不起 真的对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 真的抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
迈克尔! Michael!
闭嘴 Shut up.
我不认为这将是个白色圣诞节 I don't think it's gonna be a white Christmas.
这是南加州 It's Southern California.
我知道 I know.
但我仍然希望 But I was still hoping.
嘿 Hey.
听着...... Listen...
圣诞快乐 merry Christmas.
噢 我的天啊 救命啊 求求你 Oh, my God! Help, please.
噢......请帮帮我们 打911 求求你们 Uh... Please help. Please call 9 1 1.
有人在吗?是的 Hello? Yeah.
这有一起...... 我不知道是什么事故 There's been a... I don't know what.
但......但是 这两个人流了很多血 But but these two people are bleeding all over the place.
这里需要一辆救护车 We just need an ambulance here.