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Oh, it's beautiful to see the joining

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of the two great houses
of Cattleman's Ranch.

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Yeah...
The Huangs and the Chestnuts.

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Hey, I can see the stationery already.

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It's a lotus flower and...
well, a chestnut.

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So, that was it...
No notice, no nothing.

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We just had to pick up and move.

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But we're used to uprooting our lives

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at the whim of Kenny Rogers.

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I get it. Our move was hard, too.

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And we were the only Asian
family in the neighborhood.

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I so get that.

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We're the only Latter-Day
Saints on our block.

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I hear you.
My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair.

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I hear that. I survived polio.

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You guys know how to take off a bra?

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Goodbye.

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'Cause I do.

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Front, back, and sports.

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Me too.
I-I've got mad bra game.

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Yes. I, too, have... bra experience.

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I barely speak to my father.

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My father's dead.

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- Damn it.
- I know.

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The only reason I have the
strength to go on is my son.

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Right.

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Because he's the only grade-skipper

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in the history of Abraham
Lincoln Middle School.

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Oh, wait.

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That's my son.

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Sorry.

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My youngest son.

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I have three.

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I know you only have the one.

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Well, he's very handy around the house.

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He changes all the light bulbs.

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O-Our fixtures are on the walls,
and t-that's what he's doing.

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Mm.

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Oh, look at them, hitting it off.

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Why didn't we do this earlier?

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Hey,
should we take a joint family road trip

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to the Grand Canyon?

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I'll make us a mixtape for the drive.

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Yeah.

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S04E15
We Need to Talk About Evan

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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Save the whales!

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I love whales,

49
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but how is signing a
petition going to help?

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Yeah, where are they gonna mail it...
the ocean?

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Ha.

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What is it? A pedophile?

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The hell?!

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Explain yourself.

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One time!

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I-I thought it'd be fun
to dress up one time.

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Oh, thank God.

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For a second,
I thought you followed me to Miami.

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What is the meaning of this?

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It's a new
positive-reinforcement program

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we just started.

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It rewards one student every month.

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It's January,
so there's only been one recipient...

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Stacy Cooper.

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Stacy Cooper?!

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She's a "B"
student and takes two lunches.

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It's about more than just grades, Evan.

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It's also who's the most well-rounded

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and engaged in our school community.

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Stacy got the cheerleaders

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to start cheering for girl sports.

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I see I've got some work to do.

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Mommy, brainstorm in the car?

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Oh, and I also don't like how
your new secretary is a man.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Is Kenny Rogers coming in today?

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We want to take a picture with him.

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No, he isn't,

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but you can take a picture with me.

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I actually started Cattleman's.

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Oh.

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No, thank you.

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We'll just buy a Kenny hat or
a bolo tie or a guitar pick.

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We actually don't sell any of that.

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Then what am I even
doing in this hellhole?!

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Come on, James!

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I told you we should've called ahead!

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Ugh!

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I'm loving the mouthfeel
of this bison burger.

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So juicy.

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I heard Kenny created it to nurse
his sick mother back to health.

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I put bison on the menu,

93
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and let me tell you,
it was an uphill battle.

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I hear Kenny strangled that
bear with his own hands.

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If I were you, I'd wash your bumper.

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You know I'm not one
to compliment children,

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but that's a good idea.

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Student of the Month, here I come.

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_

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How do you say "booty shorts" in French?

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_

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Is it called "French kissing" over there

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or "home kissing"?

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Doesn't anyone care where Jacqueline is?

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Are you guys going to Sara's
birthday party on Saturday?

106
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Cherry tomatoes make a good party snack.

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Sign up for my new
Student Garden Program.

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Why is your corn hairy?

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Because I haven't shucked it yet.

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Real corn is not niblets in a can.

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Sorry to blow your mind!

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What do you think of the theme
"A Night to Remember"?

113
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Did you guys see what Pacey did to Joey

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last night on "Dawson's"?

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We've been here for two hours,

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and we still don't have a
theme for the Spring Fling.

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I only hope a boy kisses me at the dance

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like Dawson kissed Joey.

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There won't be a dance
if we don't plan one.

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- I'm so Team Dawson!
- I'm so Team Pacey!

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I'm Team Shut Up!

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My eyes!

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Monique, your eyes!

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Hey!

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So, remember at dinner,

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when I told Max I knew
how to unhook a bra?

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I lied. I don't.

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I don't, either.

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Could you tell I was lying?

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Yes.

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We need to figure this out.

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Max is in my grade,

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and he's already taken off like 40 bras.

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We just need to find a bra and practice.

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How hard could it be?

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Where are we gonna find a bra?

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How does Grandma get her bras up there?

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Mm.

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Oh. That's what that's for.

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Hmm.

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I'm sorry I lost my temper

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and threw glitter at those girls.

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It won't happen again.

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Well, that is good to hear.

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But I don't need counseling.

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Don't think of this as counseling, Evan.

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Think of this as talking.

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This is a safe space, okay,

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where we can throw
glitter at each other...

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Verbally.

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Mr. Tim... if you need someone to help,

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talk to the girl in my class

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who turns her breath
spray into a flamethrower.

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Ohh! We can discuss Becky...

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I mean, whichever student that is...
later.

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But how about those girls
on the dance committee?

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I already said it was an accident.

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Well,
why do you think you reacted that way?

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Because they're so stupid and unfocused!

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And it made me feel so
stressed and overwhelmed!

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Whoa.

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Saying that out loud
actually felt pretty good.

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Welcome to the process, Evan.

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Hey, buddy.
Just working on our road trip mixtape.

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I know this is controversial...
Hear me out.

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"I'm Too Sexy".

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We've been driving all night,

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flat for miles, nothing to look at.

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Then boom! Right Said Fred.

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Just as we ease into El Paso,
we blast it!

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Love it.
Um, can I talk to you about something?

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Oh. Yeah, sure.

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Everywhere I turn,
people are talking about Kenny Rogers.

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To be honest,
I'm feeling a little invisible

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- in my own restaurant.
- Oh, no.

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I was looking at the menu,
and it got me thinking...

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Michael Bolton's Brownie
Bomb is still on there.

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I want my name on a menu item.

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I want to put Louis Huang's
Five Alarm Chili on the menu.

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I'm... going to have to agree to...

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agree with you.

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Pshew-pshew-pshew!

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Oh! Pshew-pshew-pshew-pshew!

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Pshew-pshew-pshew!

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Ohhh.

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He reminds me of an old boss I had.

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Oh, boy.

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Jessica!

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So nice to see you.

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Hello, Amy.

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It's so nice to see you.

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Dinner was so fun the other night.

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So fun!

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We must do it again.

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Absolutely.

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I would love to cook you a
traditional Taiwanese meal.

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Nonsense!

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I would like to whip up a
traditional Bengalese meal.

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You said you were from Tampa.

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My heart is Bengali.
I did my mission there.

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It didn't go so well,
but the food was unbelievable.

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Mm.

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Evan, did you tell Mrs. Chestnut

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about being up for Student of the Month?

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Oh. I wanted to talk to you about that.

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And I would love to hear about it,
but I'm late...

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To give blood.

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Mr. Tim and I think it's best to push
"Pause"

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on Student of the Month.

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What? Wait. Who's Mr. Tim?

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My school counselor.

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00:08:02,513 --> 00:08:05,280
I'm seeing him once a week
to manage my stress levels.

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Counselor?

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00:08:06,483 --> 00:08:09,718
Ohhh.
That's a school word for "therapist".

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Aww.

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And he was supposed to be the
best of your three, right?

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You dropped something.

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Dragon breath.

219
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I did not give consent!

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I'm sorry?

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There was no form. I filled out nothing.

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You can't just counselor-therapy my son.

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Keep your witch doctor
fingers out of Evan's brain.

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Becky, I'm sorry to cut our time short,

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but I need to talk to this lady.

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Remember to fight the urge
to light things on fire.

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Okay.

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You hypnotized my son.

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He was on track to be
Student of the Month,

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and you waved your pocket
watch in front of his face,

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and now he's not.

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Mrs. Wong,
Evan came to his own conclusion

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00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:02,943
about Student of the Month.

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00:09:02,979 --> 00:09:05,512
There are nine months in
the school year, after all.

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00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:07,681
His narrative doesn't
have to be so linear.

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00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,984
Ugh. Again with the hippie talk.

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You know, sometimes,

238
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parents confuse their own
ambition for their child's.

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That's not what this is.

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I have a son with no ambition.
I know what that looks like.

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Okay. Got it on the pillow.

242
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We should take a break.

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Evan has always pushed himself.

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He doesn't need people like
you telling him what to do.

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Oh, I don't tell him what to do.

246
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I provide a safe, judgment-free space

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for Evan to share his feelings.

248
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He seems to be responding very well.

249
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Don't act like you know
my son better than I do.

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Oh, it's not my job to know Evan.

251
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It's my job to help Evan know Evan.

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Okay, Mr. Tim, this is over.

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If anyone's going to talk to my son,
it's me!

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I'm not entrusting him
to some fake doctor

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who lets kids call
him by his first name!

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My name is actually Richard Tim.

257
00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:02,803
Ugh!

258
00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:06,740
Good afternoon.

259
00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:10,444
I'm Louis Huang, creator of
Louis Huang's Five Alarm Chili,

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which you'll find on the
left-hand corner of your menus.

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Four bowls?

262
00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,850
Mm... not really in the mood for chili.

263
00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,752
It's like 89 degrees outside.

264
00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:21,188
It, uh,
almost won an award, you know.

265
00:10:21,257 --> 00:10:22,523
Do you guys do po' boys?

266
00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,524
No, we don't.

267
00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:24,892
Okay, um...

268
00:10:24,994 --> 00:10:27,327
Look, I never do this,
but order the chili.

269
00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:29,029
Alright? Just order it.

270
00:10:29,065 --> 00:10:31,298
There might be a little
pageantry if you do.

271
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,399
We don't want chili.

272
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,401
Free chili, alright? Sample it.

273
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,937
Free bowl for the table,
four spoons, four smiles.

274
00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:38,172
We're gonna go.

275
00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:39,373
Oh, come on.

276
00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,776
Ohhhhhh, bud.

277
00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,378
Don't let this get you down.

278
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,447
All it takes is one person to say "yes",

279
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,348
and then those floodgates will open...

280
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,584
Like Willy Wonka's chocolate river,
except with chili

281
00:10:50,653 --> 00:10:53,754
and you riding a spoon boat
on the way to your goals.

282
00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:00,961
Hello, Evan.

283
00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:03,197
I spoke with Mr. Tim.

284
00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:05,632
He encouraged us to do
home-counseling therapy.

285
00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:08,001
You could talk to me the
same way you talk to him...

286
00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,837
Directly, like mother and son.

287
00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:11,538
- Okay.
- Start.

288
00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:14,235
Can I sit down?

289
00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:16,708
Yes, you can sit down.

290
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,217
And begin.

291
00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:25,786
How are you feeling today...
Not normal or normal?

292
00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:28,055
I...think I'm normal?

293
00:11:28,157 --> 00:11:29,990
Good. This is working.

294
00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:31,625
Now I'm gonna show you something,

295
00:11:31,694 --> 00:11:33,894
and you tell me how it makes you feel.

296
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,131
Where'd you get that?

297
00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,166
The Coopers have too many
bumper stickers on their car.

298
00:11:39,268 --> 00:11:40,667
They won't miss it.

299
00:11:40,736 --> 00:11:42,936
Mr. Tim said you don't
want this anymore.

300
00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:44,271
It's not that I don't want it,

301
00:11:44,373 --> 00:11:46,073
but Mr. Tim and I agree

302
00:11:46,142 --> 00:11:47,541
that it doesn't need to be right now.

303
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,777
What's the difference
between now and later?

304
00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,545
If you're gonna put in the effort later,

305
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:53,080
why not put in the effort now?

306
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,550
Yeah. I guess that kind of makes sense.

307
00:11:56,652 --> 00:11:58,252
Think about your life plan.

308
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,287
You still want to be doctor/president?

309
00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:01,822
Yes. Of course.

310
00:12:01,924 --> 00:12:03,757
Oh,
you're not gonna become doctor/president

311
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,260
by doing tomorrow what
you could do today.

312
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,304
You're right.

313
00:12:17,373 --> 00:12:18,872
Thank you for chopping down that tree

314
00:12:18,941 --> 00:12:21,041
so I can see the forest clearly.

315
00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:23,058
My ax is love.

316
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:29,950
My hand is starting to cramp.

317
00:12:30,019 --> 00:12:32,486
Suck it up, bro! It's only been an hour!

318
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:33,987
I have the first two hooks undone,

319
00:12:34,056 --> 00:12:35,222
but I still have two to go.

320
00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,224
I feel my pillow girl losing interest.

321
00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:39,927
You know what? Move over. My turn.

322
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,532
I got it!

323
00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:48,235
Damn, son!

324
00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:49,903
I just re-hooked the ones you undid.

325
00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:52,172
She's more bra'd up than when I started.

326
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:56,910
Not a single person ordered my chili.

327
00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:58,879
Matthew tried to say it was
because it was too hot outside,

328
00:12:58,981 --> 00:13:00,514
but meanwhile,
we sold out of the clam chowder,

329
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:01,648
so I know it's not that.

330
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,750
That sounds like it's
very important to you.

331
00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:06,220
Evan, how was your day? Take us up.

332
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:09,156
Great! I'm back on track
for Student of the Month.

333
00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:12,226
I convinced the French club to
put on a production of "Les Mis"

334
00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:14,761
that we can pay for with
my Student Garden profits.

335
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,197
Also,
we came up with a theme for the dance...

336
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:18,599
"Arabian Nights".

337
00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:21,368
And Monique has forgiven
me for almost blinding her.

338
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:26,506
Plus, I'm organizing a bake
sale for the homeless...

339
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,510
And I'm dealing with Deonte,

340
00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:32,412
who doesn't know a
scone from a muffin...

341
00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,614
Hey, are you okay?

342
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,516
Tammy,
who has never even heard of an eclair.

343
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,919
Eclairs are just... a choux pastry...

344
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,698
_

345
00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:43,690
- What?!
- Evan!

346
00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:46,182
_

347
00:13:46,262 --> 00:13:47,527
Oh, yeah.

348
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,329
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe in there.

349
00:13:49,431 --> 00:13:50,330
Just relax.

350
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:53,835
_

351
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,056
_

352
00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:02,236
How you feeling?

353
00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:03,271
Fine.

354
00:14:03,339 --> 00:14:04,605
I don't know what happened.

355
00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,741
You just rest. I'm glad you're okay.

356
00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:09,010
Is he okay?!

357
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,712
I think
I pushed him too hard.

358
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,480
You've always pushed him hard.

359
00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:14,882
And like that counselor said at school,
Evan pushes himself.

360
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,117
Well, then, what's changed?

361
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,318
Why does he suddenly need to breathe

362
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,253
into my authentic Chanel purse?

363
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,489
Maybe we took him out of
Dr. Tim's sessions too soon.

364
00:14:21,558 --> 00:14:23,925
He's not a doctor. He's a mister.

365
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,794
And he's only known
Evan for five minutes.

366
00:14:26,863 --> 00:14:28,196
What kind of a mother am I

367
00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:30,498
if a stranger can help
my son better than I can?

368
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,899
You're a great mother.

369
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:34,569
But maybe a little extra
help isn't a bad thing.

370
00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,270
But therapy?

371
00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:39,373
You want to pay to have our
son whine to a stranger?

372
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:41,442
I don't know anyone
who's ever done therapy.

373
00:14:41,511 --> 00:14:43,511
I never did,
no one in my family ever did.

374
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,947
Really?
You think your sister's not in therapy?

375
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,982
Where do you think Connie
goes every Tuesday?

376
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:49,450
She says she's taking cooking classes.

377
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,719
Well, if she is,
it's with her therapist.

378
00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:55,185
Look, there is no shame in
doing what's best for our kids.

379
00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:00,061
Fine.

380
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,230
I will admit that Evan could
benefit from talking to you.

381
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,933
But I will need a detailed
report on everything he says.

382
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,969
Still not how it works.

383
00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:11,405
I tell my therapist everything,
and nothing leaves that room.

384
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,907
You have a therapist?

385
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:17,011
That's like a barber going to
a barber to get his haircut.

386
00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:19,591
Well, how do you think
barbers get their hair cut?

387
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,549
Hmm.

388
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:25,414
Is there anything you'd
like to talk about?

389
00:15:25,922 --> 00:15:27,355
No.

390
00:15:27,423 --> 00:15:30,358
I can tell there's
something you'd like to say.

391
00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:33,828
I thought I was being supportive

392
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:36,731
about Evan being Student of the Month,
but...

393
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:39,700
I think I pushed him into
having a panic attack.

394
00:15:39,769 --> 00:15:42,303
Well, Evan is a very driven young man.

395
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,372
Maybe with your other sons
you need to be the gas pedal,

396
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,006
but for Evan, you need to be the brakes.

397
00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:52,513
He's always challenged himself
to be the best student,

398
00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:54,515
and he's always been able
to handle the pressure.

399
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,785
Well, there's more to
grade-skipping than just academics.

400
00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,855
There's... There's social
hurdles that go along with it.

401
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:03,257
But Evan's always related
well to older people.

402
00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:06,360
He runs our neighborhood
HOA with an iron fist.

403
00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:08,462
He may be fine handling
himself with adults,

404
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:12,066
but he has a hard time
relating to his new peers.

405
00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:13,634
Evan is a very special kid.

406
00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,937
I'm gonna give him the
tools he needs to succeed.

407
00:16:16,005 --> 00:16:17,338
Me too.

408
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:20,474
He's both of our favorites!

409
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,577
Oh!

410
00:16:22,645 --> 00:16:24,111
That's what these are for.

411
00:16:25,481 --> 00:16:26,848
I get it now.

412
00:16:30,753 --> 00:16:34,188
Here you go, sir...
Louis Huang's Five Alarm Chili.

413
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,556
I didn't order the chili.

414
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,491
Oh. But it's here now. Try it.

415
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,327
No, thanks. I'm waiting on the chowder.

416
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,330
I'll try some chili.

417
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,501
I heard about Louis Huang's
famous Five Alarm Chili

418
00:16:47,604 --> 00:16:50,438
back wherever I came from...
In my hometown city.

419
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,444
Well...

420
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:00,281
here you go, weary traveler.

421
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:01,749
It smells heartwarming.

422
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:03,718
I can't wait to find out
what Louis Huang put in here.

423
00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:04,986
I'm actually Louis Huang.

424
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:06,754
What?! From the menu?

425
00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:08,155
That's right.

426
00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:12,660
Yep. You can taste each alarm.

427
00:17:12,729 --> 00:17:14,262
What's in here?

428
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,898
Unfortunately,
I can't divulge my secret recipe.

429
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,266
No, seriously, what is in this?

430
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,901
Again, family secret.

431
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,471
Oh, God.

432
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,339
Oh, no! He's having a panic attack!

433
00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:27,575
Who has a knock-off Chanel
purse he can breathe into?

434
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:29,443
Are there Szechuan peppercorns in here?

435
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,012
I'm allergic to Szechuan peppercorns.

436
00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:32,413
But that's the fourth alarm!

437
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:33,581
No, don't worry.

438
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,249
I can drive myself home.

439
00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:36,951
No. I'll be fine.

440
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:37,919
Oh! Matthew!

441
00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,889
You should see it, Louis.

442
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,891
It's beautiful.

443
00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,294
Looks like we're rolling into El Paso!

444
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:47,461
Uh-oh!

445
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,934
♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪

446
00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:54,568
♪ Too sexy for my shirt ♪

447
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,404
- ♪ So sexy, it hurts ♪
- Matthew!

448
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:57,238
Matthew!

449
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,472
Matthew, can you hear me?!

450
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:01,842
W... How long was I out?

451
00:18:01,945 --> 00:18:04,278
Wait. Who won the X Games?

452
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,847
I don't know. Who won the X Games?

453
00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,384
I don't know why this matters to me.

454
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,153
It's not like I know this woman,

455
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,488
but for some reason,
she gets under my skin.

456
00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:17,358
It sounds like there's
a lot to unpack here

457
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,927
with your husband's partner's wife,

458
00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:22,330
but, uh, if we're going to talk,

459
00:18:22,398 --> 00:18:24,398
it really needs to be about Evan.

460
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,534
Okay.

461
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:29,503
How much is counseling
for Evan going to cost me?

462
00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:31,605
I do have AAA, if there's a discount.

463
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,240
There's no charge. It's free.

464
00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:34,175
Free?

465
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,743
Yes... free.

466
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:38,424
It's a service provided by
Abraham Lincoln Middle School.

467
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:43,117
Talk to him. It's free.

468
00:18:43,186 --> 00:18:45,786
As helpful as you think you're being,
Mrs. Huang,

469
00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:47,989
I'm going to have to
ask you to leave now.

470
00:18:48,091 --> 00:18:50,458
Okay, I'll go.

471
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,727
I'm just gonna leave my
authentic Chanel purse

472
00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:54,595
here for safekeeping.

473
00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:57,965
Uh...

474
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,901
I'm going to need you to take
your tape recorder with you.

475
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,636
It's against the rules and very loud.

476
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,338
Nice.

477
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,575
Oh, Evan, you are in good hands with
this man.

478
00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:09,643
Goodbye.

479
00:19:09,746 --> 00:19:11,012
Uh... uh...

480
00:19:11,114 --> 00:19:13,347
you'll be needing your microphone, too.

481
00:19:13,449 --> 00:19:14,882
Oh!

482
00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:17,151
Oh! Doesn't miss a thing!

483
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,023
Is there a child lock

484
00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,158
or some sort of safety
switch we're not seeing?

485
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,160
You know what?

486
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:27,328
It's not us.

487
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,163
It's the pillow!

488
00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:31,732
We need something with more...
structure.

489
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:37,605
Why don't they
make these with Velcro?

490
00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:39,440
Maybe we need to work together.

491
00:19:41,677 --> 00:19:43,511
Come on, Mrs. Claus.

492
00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:45,279
How do women do this on themselves?

493
00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:48,149
I don't know, but I got a new
mad respect for the ladies.

494
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:53,988
Well, I know what I'll be talking about

495
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:55,623
with Mr. Tim this week.

496
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,033
And Evan's relating more to his peers.

497
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,201
He's even thinking of going

498
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,070
to see "The Wedding Singer"
with Monique,

499
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:08,273
which is big for him,
and it's all thanks to therapy.

500
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,309
Oh. So you're...
telling people about that now?

501
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,544
So brave.

502
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,646
Smart of you to get
out in front of that.

503
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,715
He's getting the tools
he needs to succeed,

504
00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,383
and I support that.

505
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,719
- You know who else is in therapy?
- No.

506
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:25,190
Oprah, Jane Fonda,
Lee lacocca, James Brown.

507
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,459
Wait... James Brown?
But he seems so together.

508
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:30,028
Mm. He only says he feels good.

509
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,429
Thank you for almost dying

510
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,064
for the chili that bears my name.

511
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,432
Sorry it was a bust.

512
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,769
I'll take a bowl of the
Louis Huang Five Alarm Chili.

513
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,137
Really?

514
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,172
It's supposed to be, like, super spicy.

515
00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:42,407
I mean, crazy spicy.

516
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,309
I mean,
so many people I know want to try it.

517
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,644
People are talking about my chili!

518
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:46,911
Who's invisible now?

519
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:49,681
Apparently,
some four-eyed piece of cream cheese

520
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,449
tried it and could not handle it.

521
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,084
They had to put him in the hospital.

522
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,252
My chili's on the map!

523
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,620
I'm gonna get my chow bell.

524
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,256
"Piece of cream cheese"?

525
00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:01,588
sync and corrected by ninh
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