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你覺得他想在那兒干坐到什么時候 How long do you think he intends to just sit there?
總監 為大家不懂禱告都敢禱告
-直到我們確信是他干的 -你注意到 - Until we are convinced it was him. - Have you noticed that
他沒有聲稱對這次襲擊負責 he makes no claim of responsibility for the attack?
-他們從沒這樣過 -好吧 他說服我了 - That's unprecedented on their part. - Okay, he convinced me.
就是他干的 It was him.
沒有證據的話 就別硬找了 When you don't have proof, you don't have proof.
你為什么派埃塞斯恐嚇索菲婭·杜布瓦 Why did you set Essence on Sofia Dubois?
埃塞斯是個幽靈 他知道該怎么引導 Essence is a ghostly figure, he knows how to point the way.
這著棋妙啊 Nice move!
你想把三惡人挫骨揚灰 You wanted the terrible triad to crash and burn,
結果卻害了我 but I did instead.
幸好 我沒摔得太慘 還能做園丁 Fortunately, I landed on flowers.
只是預料之中的暫時性挫折 A temporary and calculated set back.
之后 我要讓三惡人連渣都不剩 The terrible triad will be crashed even more,
你很快就能回歸了 and you'll be right back in there.
是時候好好想想了 大人 It's time to take stock, Your Eminence.
你得找別人問問題了 You will have to direct your questions elsewhere.
我現在是個花匠 I am a floriculturist now.
而我身無分文 至少官方說法是 And I am, at least officially, propertyless.
可我卻在酒店房間管理著世界的一大部分 Yet I manage a large part of the world out of my hotel room.
你在這個溫室里肯定也跟我一樣 I'm sure you do the same from your glass house here.
我什么都不管理 鮑爾 I don't manage a thing, Bauer.
我只是偶爾提點建議 I merely offer advice, now and then.
似乎是備受重視的建議 Much heeded advice, it would seem.
你的索菲婭把布蘭諾克斯年輕時候的照片 Your Sofia leaked some photos of the young Brannox
泄露給了一家英國報紙 to an English newspaper.
你知道他以前是個可悲的朋克 Did you know he was a pathetic punk
跟和他一樣的廢物混在一起嗎 who hug around other losers just like himself?
真是猛料 看看會如何發展吧 What a scoop! Let's see where it leads.
這著很聰明 A brilliant move.
世界需要感受一下 The world needs to feel some tenderness
我們現任教宗親和的一面 toward our current pontiff.
不 要讓世界遺忘另一位教宗 No, the world needs to forget about the other one!
這也是我們必須幫若望·保祿三世的原因 Which is why we would have to help John Paul III.
他軟弱 反應又遲鈍 He is weak and unresponsive.
你到底擔心什么 What are you worried about, exactly?
我在擔心什么 Exactly what am I?
你不知道 You don't know!
好吧 他在采訪中的表現 Okay... The way he acted in that interview?
他在戒斷期 瓦埃洛 他是個癮君子 He was in withdrawal, Voiello. He is a drug addict.
我不熟悉癮君子的行為 I am unacquainted with addictive behavior.
對那不勒斯隊上癮的除外 Except regarding Napoli.
斯巴拉提知道很多年了 Spalletta's known for years,
他就是這么一直脅迫他的 that's how he has been blackmailing him.
你大意了 瓦埃洛 你消息太閉塞 You're slipping, Voiello. You are seriously uninformed.
布蘭諾克斯是個懶惰 以自我為中心的懦夫 Brannox is a lazy, self-centered coward.
他讓一切四分五裂 He let things fall apart.
現在三惡人 And now the evil triad
不管是事業方面還是性變態方面都大權在握 has the run of the roost in business and in perversion.
自始至終都完全是違法的 Always and exclusively illegal.
遲早肯定會有哪個記者嗅到一絲臭氣 Sooner or later, some reporter will get a whiff of the stench,
然后爆出驚天新聞 and it'll all blow sky high.
我們已經到了開弓沒有回頭箭的地步 朋友 We've reached the point of no return, my friend.
我們不能讓問題累積 We can't keep piling problems on other problems.
不行 We can't.
但我還是需要你先同意 But I will need your approval first.
我要考慮一下 I need to think about it.
請快點考慮 Think fast please.
我們要讓梵蒂岡馬上再次強大起來 We need the Vatican strong again, right now.
概率估計和發生過的事都對你不利 Probability calculation and history are both against you.
還會有一次襲擊 你等著瞧吧 There will be another attack, you can count on that.
性丑聞還會激增 And there will be a proliferation of sex scandals,
幾十起 畢竟對于一些人來說 dozens more, given the fact that, truth, for some people,
真相是根深蒂固的惡習 is an ineradicable vice.
我現在要走了 I need to go now.
但我還要再說兩件讓你吃驚的事情 But first, let me tell you two more things that will surprise you.
你不覺得這一天讓我吃驚的事已經夠多的了嗎 Don't you think you've surprised me enough for one day?
不 No.
第一 方濟各二世 不是我們干的 Number one: Francis II, that wasn't us.
我們到的時候已經晚了 We got there too late.
虛假是我的根深蒂固的惡習 Falsehood is my own ineradicable vice.
因此 我求你不要讓我知道 Therefore, I would beg you not to inform me
任何秘密行動 of any covered operations.
但你會對這個感興趣的 You will be interested in this one, alright.
是萊尼·貝拉多干的 It was Lenny Belardo.
你說什么 What are you saying?
萊尼·貝拉多在昏迷中不知怎么地動了動手指 Lenny Belardo, in a coma, inexplicably moves his finger,
兩秒之后 方濟各二世就死了 and two seconds later, Francis II is dead.
我們對比過時間了 We ran a crosscheck on the times.
是個奇跡 瓦埃洛 It was a miracle, Voiello.
第二個呢 另一個奇跡嗎 And the second surprise? Another miracle, I suppose?
正是 Exactly.
萊尼·貝拉多醒了 Lenny Belardo is woken up.
他要回來了 And he's coming back.
再見 瓦埃洛 Ciao, Voiello!
新教宗 第八集
羅馬 梵蒂岡 圣約翰塔
我們為您準備了幾個驚喜 We prepared a few surprises for you.
櫻桃味的零度可樂 教宗陛下 Cherry Coke Zero, Your Holiness.
我們的仇恨劍有所指
我們的敵人昭然若揭
您最喜歡的飲料 Your favorite drink.
是基督徒
正如《古蘭經》所言
他以前都藏在黑暗里 現在露面了 He used to hide. Now he shows his face.
他們中凡是順從你的 我必以你們充滿火獄
就像您一樣 教宗陛下 Just like you, Your Holiness.
我不會告訴你我們的身份 I'm not going to tell you who we are,
你的律師也不會說 and neither will you attorney.
我只問你一次 然后我會數到七 I will ask you this only once. Then I'm gonna count to seven.
數到七的時候 你要回答 By the time I reach seven, I expect an answer.
我不喜歡什么懸念 Now, I'm not a huge fan of suspense,
所以我要麻煩你在我數到四 so I'd kindly ask you to let me have an answer
最多數到五的時候 就給我答案 by the time I reach four, at very most five.
我不會告訴你要是我真的數到七 I'm not gonna tell you what will happen
會有什么后果 兩個原因 if I have to count up to 7 for two reasons.
一 就算是囚犯也有制造驚喜的權利 One, even a prisoner has the right to surprise.
二 我很少威脅 Two, I seldom make threats.
威脅是集團罪犯手中粗魯的工具 Threats are a vulgar tool in the hands of organized crime.
我們并非罪犯 至少我們不覺得自己是 And we are not criminals. That's our perception, at least,
而親愛的費薩爾 看法即一切 and perception, my dear Faisal, is everything.
剩下的就只有被蠢貨堅持稱為"現實"的 All the rest is the prerogative of that monotony
那種千篇一律的特權 simpletons insist on calling "Reality".
無論如何 At any rate,
我的問題出奇的簡單 my question is disconcertingly simple.
是不是你 Was it you?
一 One,
二 two,
三 three,
四 four.
在我看來 你回答了 As far as I'm concerned, that's an answer.
他在這里嗎 Is he here?
-誰 -教宗 - Who? - The pope?
-我是說若望·保祿三世 -不 他走了 - John Paul III, I mean. - No, he left.
-他去哪里了 -教會的另一處莊園 - Where did he go? - To another Vatican property.
大人 能不能麻煩你說得再準確一點 Eminence, please, might you be a little more precise?
教會擁有超過十萬座莊園 The Vatican owns more than 100,000 properties.
去了多洛米蒂山的一處小屋 To a chalet in the Dolomites.
你見過他了嗎 Have you seen him?
-誰 -庇護十三世 - Who? - Pius XIII.
-還沒有 -你怎么看 - Not yet. - What do you think?
我之前就想到了 I was expecting this.
來趕上我吧 Catch me if you can.
我了解到 I am aware that
你和庇護十三世的關系不同尋常 you had a rather privileged relationship with Pius XIII.
我建議你到此為止 I advise you not to renew it.
目前 庇護十三世必須被隔離 For the moment, Pius XIII must be kept in isolation, and
他也沒有必要與紅衣主教們有任何聯系 it is not necessary that he have any contact with the cardinals.
就是這樣 古鐵雷茲 That is all, Gutierrez.
你的小男友怎么樣 How is your toy boy?
他叫弗雷迪 他挺好的 His name is Freddie, and I think he is fine.
他離開你了嗎 Did he leave you?
我推測是這樣 I deduce that he has.
你讀過我最近下發的通知了嗎 Have you read my most recent circular?
必須采取嚴厲手段對待 Severe measures will be taken against anyone engaging
有可疑或不體面關系的人 in questionable or unseemly relations.
我讀了 也遵守了 I read it and complied.
那你呢 Did you?
你還是對他有些眷戀 對吧
有人來拜訪您了 You have a visitor.
死神來了也不會通稟 所以來的是誰 Death does not announce his arrival, so who is it?
是個活人 It's a form of life.
-索菲婭·杜布瓦 -不見 - Sofia Dubois. - No.
-我建議還是"見" -為什么 丹尼 - I suggest "Yes". - Why, Danny?
因為這是你回歸日常的機會 Because this is your chance to return to what you have always been.
-失敗嗎 -不是 - A failure? - No.
一個令人神往的人 A seductive man.
-瓦埃洛怎么樣了 -過得不好 - How is Voiello? - Suffering.
瓦埃洛只是為教會著想 Voiello's only concern is for the good of the Church.
對教會有益的不一定對我也有益 Good for the Church may not coincide with what is good for me.
拜托了 圣父 瓦埃洛是好人 Please, Holy Father. Voiello is good.
其他人是壞人 It's the others who are bad.
您得相信我 You have to believe me,
畢竟我丈夫就是壞人之一 seeing as how my husband is one of the bad ones.
我要做一件非常親密的事 圣父 I'm going to do something incredibly intimate, Holy Father.
閉上您的眼睛 Close your eyes.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
試著讓你覺得你回到了你的城堡 Trying to make you feel like you're back at your castle.
對于城堡 我懷念的是囚禁的感覺 The thing I miss about my castle is the sense of imprisonment,
而其他人稱其為自由 that others call freedom.
你是想讓我看著英俊一點嗎 Are you trying to make me look handsome?
化妝不是為了好看 而是為了重新開始 Makeup is not about looking better. It's about starting anew.
我再也看不見開端 I can no longer see the beginning,
我在全球電視直播上顏面盡失 I utterly embarrassed myself on worldwide telly.
所以我才要丟下一切 Which is why I had to abandon everything.
看看這個 Look at this.
朋克教宗 我們的摯愛
我的天 他們從哪里找到這些照片的 My goodness! Where did they get these photos?
是個謎 肯定是城堡里哪個傭人 A mystery! One of the castle servants
覺得賣的話會價值不菲 must have found it worthwhile to sell them.
-但這還不是大新聞 -大新聞是什么 - But that's not the big news. - What's the big news?
莫非性手槍樂隊重組了 還打算拉我一起嗎 Is the Sex Pistols have reunited and have a plan to do me in?
不 大新聞是大家都喜歡這些照片 No. The big news is that people like them.
這些照片展現出圣父溫柔的一面 These photographs have revealed the Holy Father's tender side.
那他可笑的一面呢 就蓋住不提了嗎 And his ridiculous side? Simply glossed over?
對 因為我們都被人笑過 Yes, because we all feel ridiculous.
我們都出過糗 We have all been embarrassed.
但是出糗不代表要放棄 而是會讓人們團結 Embarrassment leads not to abandonment, though, but to unity.
現實中的結果 旅行社目前 The tangible result? Travel agencies are experiencing
接待的朝圣者人數激增 a marked increase in the number of pilgrims
他們想來羅馬參加禮拜天的三鐘經 requesting to come to Rome for the Angelus on Sunday.
你對生活的熱情非常有感染力 Your enthusiasm for life is rather contagious.
但是我并不想回羅馬準備三鐘經 But I have no intention of returning to Rome for the Angelus.
-為什么 -因為我不再是教宗了 - Why not? - Because, in point of fact, I am no longer the pope.
我覺得那件事 I think that's something
您應該直接與庇護十三世商量 you ought to discuss directly with Pius XIII.
索菲婭 Sofia...
你會滑雪嗎 Do you know how to ski?
這些都是什么 What's all this?
您昏迷的時候孩子們寄給您的信 All the mail that children sent you while you were in a coma.
成年人寄來的信我們放在另一個倉庫了 The letters from adults, we keep in another warehouse.
-你讀過嗎 -我全都讀了 - Have you read any of them? - I've read all of them.
你能給我讀一封嗎 讓你最有感觸的一封 Would you read me one? That particularly struck you?
好 Yeah.
這封是娜迪亞寫的 This is from Nadja,
12歲 來自奧克蘭 12 years old, from Auckland.
"你好 萊尼 "Hi, Lenny.
自從你昏睡之后 "Ever since you fell asleep,
我8歲的弟弟邁克 "my eight-year-old brother Mike
便無法入睡了 因為沒有你 "can't get to sleep without you.
他很害怕 "He is afraid.
請醒過來 教宗 "Please wake up, Pope.
邁克必須休息 這樣早上才能去上學" "Mike needs to rest so he can go to school in the morning".
原諒我 Forgive me.
一想到有孩子在受苦 我就無法忍受 I can't tolerate the thought of children suffering.
我要見瓦埃洛 I need to see Voiello.
朋克教宗 我們的摯愛
我們小時候 有一天 One day, when we were young,
我的孿生兄弟亞當和我一起滑雪 my twin brother Adam and I were skiing.
亞當狠狠地摔了一跤 Adam had a bad fall,
朝一棵樹猛沖過去 and careened head long into a tree.
他的頭血流如注 His head was bleeding profusely,
但當時只要我把他抬下山 but all I would have to have done was get him off the mountain
他就能活下來 and he would have lived.
但我做不到 But I could not.
-你受傷了嗎 -我當時很害怕 - Are you hurt? - I was scared.
現在依舊害怕 And I still am.
-現在怎么樣了 -好多了 - How are you? - Much better.
那我呢 我怎么樣了 And me? How am I?
好多了 Much better.
我當時吸了海洛因 神志恍惚 I was too strung out on heroin.
所以我就坐在那里 看著他流血身亡 So, I just sat there and watched him bleed to death.
我什么都沒做就毀掉了一個家庭 我的家庭 I was destroying a family, my one, by doing nothing.
正是因為什么都沒做 It is by doing nothing
我們毀掉了那些珍貴的家人 that we destroy those precious jewel boxes that are our families.
亞當死后 我們的父母拋棄了我 After Adam's death, our parents abandoned me.
我尊重他們的決定 I respected them for that
余生一直恨著他們 and hated them for the rest of my life.
一輩子都背負著深深的孤獨感是很沉重的 It is burdensome to feel profoundly alone for a lifetime.
我實際上已是一具空殼 It has been in fact a dead life.
光有上帝是不夠的 And God was not enough,
上帝的智慧 恩典 或是其存在本身 都不夠 nor was God's wisdom nor God's grace, nor God's presence.
我無法得到慰藉 I have not been consoled.
-憐憫 我理解... -不 - Compassion, I understand yes... - No.
-你憐憫我 -不 那么說不恰當 - You feel compassion. - No, that's not the right word.
我第一次對紅衣主教演講時 In my first address to the cardinals,
我說問題就是愛 I said that the problem is love.
世界因扭曲的愛而蒙受苦難 The world suffers from distortions of love.
但我在今天之前 從沒想到 But I'd never imagined, until today,
我會入世 that I would be in the world.
病態的愛是無法被醫治的 Sick loves cannot be treated.
所以我需要再次感受你的氣息呼在我臉上 Which is why I need to feel your breath on my face once again.
這里 嘴角 Right here, at the corner of my mouth.
之后 After which
我將克制地永遠與你保持距離 I will be compelled to keep my distance from you, forever.
馬上 您將會感受到 In a moment, you will feel it.
-我是什么 -榮譽教宗 - What am I? - An emeritus pope.
就和榮譽主席一樣 Like an honorary president.
總而言之 他們不算數 In general, they don't count.
我和您一樣 教宗陛下 That makes two of us, Your Holiness.
你永遠都非常重要 瓦埃洛 You will always count, Voiello.
流水的教宗來來去去 但你鐵打不動 Popes will come and go, but you will remain.
你不打算問我點什么嗎 You are not gonna ask me anything?
我是如何醒來的 我為什么會醒來 How I woke up? Why I woke up?
不 因為即便是您也不知道答案 No, because even you don't know the answer
而我是非常務實的 and I am a pragmatic man.
為了來見您 我把吉羅拉莫一個人留在家了 In order to come see you, I left Girolamo home alone,
這樣其實是挺危險的 a rather dangerous situation.
所以我來不是為了閑聊 So, if I am here, it's not for a chit-chat,
也不是為了追憶過去的美好時光 or to reminisce about the good old days.
你為什么來 Why did you come?
和您要我來的原因一樣 For the same reason you asked me here.
是因為對教會的愛 以及為了重新上場 For love of the Church and to be operational again.
-我們必須拉教會一把 -沒錯 - We have to lend the Church a hand. - Exactly.
-很好 阿森特呢 -這個名字是個預兆 - Good. Assente? - Nomen omen.
阿森特在英語中意為缺席 Assente in English means absent.
我們就先讓他待在原地不動吧 Let's leave him where he is for the moment.
我們在幕后效果才最好 您和我 We can work best behind the scenes, you and I.
你以此為題寫了那本糟糕的書 You wrote that dreadful book on this very topic:
《幕后之人》 "The Man Behind the Scenes."
賣了30萬本 重印了11次 教宗陛下 300,000 copies sold, 11 re-printings, Your Holiness.
稱之為"糟糕"似乎有點刻薄了 To label it "dreadful" seems rather ungenerous of you.
我們繼續 Let's proceed.
-真正的問題是... -恐怖主義嗎 - The real problem is... - Terrorism?
沒錯 先是盧爾德 然后是圣彼得大教堂 Exactly. First Lourdes, then St. Peter's.
他們瞄準的都是天主教最關鍵的核心 They're targeting the most vital centers of Catholicism.
您打算做些什么 What do you intend to do?
-我打算點燃一場革命 -這是您的執念 - I intend to spark a revolution. - An old obsession of yours.
他們竟然膽敢褻瀆圣彼得大教堂 They dared violate the Basilica of Saint Peter.
在你看來這個理由還不夠充分嗎 Doesn't that seem sufficient cause to you?
我該如何回歸 How shall I make my return?
您首先應該在梵蒂岡的花園里謹慎地露個面 You should begin with a discreet appearance in the Vatican gardens.
也許可以去拜訪一下圣特蕾莎修道院的修女們 A visit to the sisters of the convent of Santa Teresa, perhaps.
必然會有人看見您 Someone is bound to see you.
謠言會開始滿天飛 Rumors will start flying.
我會偷偷拍一張您的照片 I will steal a photo of you:
模糊的 從遠處拍的 blurry, from a distance,
然后我會泄露給媒體 which I will then leak to the media.
所有人都會被攪起來 Everyone will get all stirred up.
索菲婭·杜布瓦會召開新聞發布會 Sofia Dubois will call a press conference
全盤否認一切 and deny everything.
但他們會相信她嗎 But will they believe her?
絕不可能 Not on your life!
接下來 有人會試圖采訪林德加德 Next, someone will try to interview Lindegard.
到時局面會變得難以捉摸 令人費解 It will be elusive, enigmatic
全世界將飽受海量疑惑帶來的煎熬 and the world will be plagued with doubts.
他醒了嗎 他死了嗎 Did he wake up? Did he die?
或者他死而復生了嗎 Or did he rise from the dead?
你真的很會說服人 瓦埃洛 You are very persuasive, Voiello.
回去陪你的朋友吉羅拉莫吧 And now, get back to your friend Girolamo.
馬上就去 教宗陛下 Right away, Your Holiness.
最后一件事 教宗陛下 One last thing, Your Holiness.
您在昏迷中時 When you were in coma,
有任何關于那不勒斯隊的發現嗎 did you find out anything about Napoli?
我們會贏得意甲嗎 或許還有歐冠聯賽 Will we win the Serie A? The Champions League, perhaps?
歐羅巴聯賽 The Europa League?
是的 我知道 我什么都知道 Yes, I did. I know everything.
你還記得亞當的千足蟲嗎 Do you remember Adam's millipede?
他以為那是上帝 但他錯了 那是撒旦 He thought it was God. But he was wrong, it was Satan.
即使亞當也會犯錯 Even Adam made mistakes.
我覺得是時候了 丹尼 我們回羅馬 I think it is time, Danny, that we return to Rome.
所以這次又是什么事 So, what is it this time?
你想主持彌撒 還是想要一位女性教宗 You would like to say mass? You want a female pope?
瓦埃洛紅衣主教正式授權 Cardinal Voiello granted our institute
允許我們接納孤兒 official authorization to welcome orphans.
你撤銷了授權 You revoked that authorization.
這完全在我的權限之內 Which is well within my jurisdiction.
但你為什么要那么做 But why did you do it?
圣特雷莎修道院 The Convent of Saint Teresa
長久以來都有一個重要得多的使命 has long had a much more important mission:
服侍并協助教廷的教宗和紅衣主教 to serve and assist the pope and the cardinals of the Curia.
不過就是免費清洗熨燙 An euphemism for washing and ironing
你們內衣和襪子的委婉說辭 your underwear and sock for free.
我們完全有能力同時照顧教宗 We are perfectly capable of taking care of the pope,
紅衣主教和孤兒們 the cardinals, and orphans all at the same time.
不行 No.
我們將不顧一切地繼續進行 We will move ahead regardless.
不管有沒有你的授權 With or without your authorization.
我對此深表懷疑 我是不會動搖的 I highly doubt it. I am unshakeable.
而且 與我的前任相反 And, contrary to my predecessor,
我并不喜歡外交和談判 I am not fond of diplomacy or negotiating.
這個問題就到這里 The question is closed.
你們敢反對我的撤銷決定 Any step you take to counter my revocation
就會受到嚴厲的懲罰 will be severely punished.
你根本不關心孤兒 是嗎 You really don't care about orphans, do you?
還有別人可以關心他們 Someone else can care about them.
我不想看到在梵蒂岡的花園里放牧著 I have no intention of seeing a herd of screaming children
一群大喊大叫的小孩 grazing in the Vatican gardens.
我既討厭小孩 也討厭孤兒 I detest both children and orphans.
教宗的表情清楚地說明了一切 吉羅拉莫
他狡猾的表情仿佛在說一切都會順利的
我認為他是想告訴我 那不勒斯隊會贏得某一場
我不知道是歐冠聯賽
還是意甲冠軍
教宗喜歡看我失望 但他什么都沒說
如果他知道 他會直接說出來的
瓦埃洛 不可能 那不勒斯隊不會贏的
但他沒有說
你怎么看 吉羅拉莫 你有預感嗎
不 吉羅拉莫 不
別這么對我
卡瓦羅 仔細聽著
他們先是帶走了費薩爾 First they took Faisal,
現在他們又要帶走我的孩子 and now they're going to take my baby away, too.
怎么樣 How did it go?
完美 Splendidly.
我既討厭小孩 也討厭孤兒 I detest both children and orphans.
現在我們必須考慮葬禮的事
我來安排葬禮
我們要邀請吉羅拉莫所有的朋友參加葬禮
什么朋友
吉羅拉莫只有我和你
容我說句不中聽的實話 弗朗科
你一點也不了解吉羅拉莫
我了解他
只有我了解他
節哀順變 大人 My condolences, Eminence.
我聽說你的一位朋友過世了 I heard a friend of yours passed away.
我唯一的朋友 謝謝 My only friend. Thank you.
我的導師紐曼紅衣主教曾寫道 My mentor Cardinal Newman wrote that
"基督徒的具體職責是反抗世界" "The specific duty of the Christian is to oppose the world."
但是 我無法獨自完成 However, I cannot do it alone
但有你在我身邊 我可以一試 but with you at my side, I can try.
兩個條件 第一 經你允許 On two conditions. One: with your permission,
我將清除圭恰迪尼 斯巴拉提 I will eliminate Guicciardini, Spalletta
和湯馬西·阿特布魯克 and Tomas Altbruck.
不管哪家政府都無法從教會奪走任何東西 And no government will take anything from the Church.
你不用冒任何險 你的私人生活將保持私密 You will risk nothing. Your private life will remain private.
你是教宗 沒人能勒索教宗 You are the pope. And no one blackmails the pope.
沒人能動教宗 沒人能質疑教宗 No one touches the pope. No one questions the pope.
只要我在這里保護他 Not as long as I am here to protect him.
這也就是為何 圣父 我是教會歷史上 Which is why, Holy Father, I was the longest standing
在位時間最長的國務樞機卿 Secretary of State in the history of the Church.
第二個條件呢 And the second condition?
你必須幫我一個忙 You must do me a favor.
如果你愿意 我就回來做你的國務樞機卿 If you do, I will return as your Secretary of State.
埃塞斯
你好 親愛的 能給我半分鐘時間嗎 Hello, my dear. Might you have half a minute for me?
以圣父
圣子和圣靈的名義
阿門 Amen.
愿你們平安
也與您的靈魂同在
耶穌說 要愛鄰如己 Love your neighbor as yourself, Jesus says.
我只有一個鄰居 就是你 吉羅拉莫 I only have one neighbor: you, Girolamo.
我不太擅長在這么多人面前講話 I'm not very good at speaking in front of so many people.
我和吉羅拉莫一起度過了許多簡單而平靜的時光 With Girolamo, I spent many a simple, serene hour.
我們不需要為了快樂而做浮夸的事情 We didn't need to do grandiose things in order to be happy.
我們不需要夸夸其談 We didn't need to make grand speeches,
因為朋友之間 沉默是金 because between friends, silence is golden.
我為什么邀請各位今天來這里 Why did I ask you all here today,
紀念吉羅拉莫 in memory of Girolamo?
是為了彌補不公 To repair an injustice.
因為只有我一人 Because I am the only one
能享有如此幸運 who had the great good fortune
和他共度時光 of spending time with him.
我想糾正這個不公 I intend to right that wrong.
也就是說 我得告訴你們吉羅拉莫是誰 Which means I need to tell you who Girolamo is.
吉羅拉莫是受苦受難的世界 Girolamo is the world that suffers.
吉羅拉莫是恩典 Girolamo is grace.
吉羅拉莫是善良與美德 Girolamo is goodness and virtue.
吉羅拉莫 我要告訴諸位 Girolamo, I say this for all of you
無緣認識他的人 who were not fortunate enough to know him,
他善良 開朗 is kind and cheerful,
快樂 充滿活力 joyous, and full of life.
你們可能在想 吉羅拉莫喜歡干什么 You're probably wondering: what does Girolamo like to do?
吉羅拉莫喜歡說話 Girolamo loves to talk,
但他也喜歡傾聽 喜歡給我建議 but he also likes to listen, and to give me advice.
他喜歡和我一起看電視 聽廣播 He likes to watch TV and to listen to the radio together with me.
吉羅拉莫喜歡奔跑和舞蹈 Girolamo loves to run and dance,
喜歡散步 唱歌和祈禱 to walk and sing and pray.
他喜歡在傍晚游泳 He loves to swim at the sunset,
喜歡與姑娘們調情 and flirt with the girls
因為吉羅拉莫是個帥小伙 because Girolamo is a good looking boy
他喜歡給姑娘們送花 and he loves to give them flowers,
因為吉羅拉莫熱愛善良 because Girolamo loves kindness.
吉羅拉莫是我們無法成為的一切 Girolamo is everything we are not.
這就是為什么今天我們會聚集在這里 Which is why we have gathered here today,
來贊美他 to celebrate him.
因為我們不像他 因為我們想成為他那樣的人 Because we are not like him. And because we would like to be.
這就是為什么我們會凝視他敬仰他 Which is why we contemplate and adore him.
因為吉羅拉莫知道如何去愛 Because Girolamo knows how to love,
如何當一名真正的朋友 and how to be a true friend.
這就是為什么今天他的朋友們會來這里 Which is why his friends have come here today
為什么會來這么多人 and why there are so many.
吉羅拉莫是道德指南 Girolamo is a moral guide,
這就是為什么他國家的領導們 which is why the leaders of his country
今天都在這里 are all here today.
吉羅拉莫 Girolamo,
我的兄弟姐妹們 他是位圣人 my brothers and sisters, is a saint.
這就是為什么今天教宗 Which is why the pope himself
會想要親自為他主持彌撒 wanted to say mass today.
吉羅拉莫是受苦受難的世界 Girolamo is the world that suffers.
吉羅拉莫是給予愛的世界 Girolamo is the world that loves.
感謝上帝 And I thank God
賜我如此殊榮 讓我成為他最好的朋友 for giving me the extraordinary opportunity to be his best friend.
謝謝你 吉羅拉莫 Thank you, Girolamo.
你 惟有你 才深知 You, and only you, who knew intimately
苦難之痛苦 the anguish of suffering,
犧牲之美 the beauty of sacrifice,
和愛之力量 and the power of love.
我永遠不會忘記你 吉羅拉莫 I will never forget you, Girolamo.
永遠不會 Never.
你為那個男孩舉辦的葬禮 真讓人印象深刻
不止這些 我還安排了你的調動
教宗很忙 他授權我通知你
你不再是國務樞機卿
-胡說八道 -這是你的辭呈
你只要簽字就行
我不會辭職的 我為什么要辭職
因為避世修女們按照我的建議
錄下了你和她們那令人尷尬的對話
錄音中你怒斥她們 卻對孩子和孤兒沒有絲毫同情
庇護十三世聽說
國務樞機卿討厭孤兒 會生氣的
-這還不夠 瓦埃洛 -沒錯
這就是為什么我尋求了我杰出助手的幫助
剛剛印出來的
卡瓦羅 你哪怕不穿衣服也會讓我如此難為情
如你所見 你和路易吉·卡瓦羅
很明顯在顛鸞倒鳳
這讓人難以接受 因為這樣一來
你違反了你親自嚴格推行的戒律
但我是個非常體面的人
我還沒有向教宗報告這一切
這就是為什么我們在這兒討論你的調動
而不是直接把你開除出教會
阿森特 挑個你不喜歡的去處
因為那就是你要去的地方
錫耶納 我的家鄉 我從來沒喜歡過
大人
我們在錫耶納 有阿方索·巴拉
沒錯
對不起 我親愛的阿森特
哎呀 在錫耶納已經有位令人信服的主教了
我想要不你改去喀布爾吧
真是個仁慈的選擇 大人
赫爾南德斯在那里很孤單
你是個壞人 瓦埃洛
不 我是個惡棍
但很有用
我給你帶了點東西 I brought you something.
斯巴拉提
這是怎么回事
繼續 往后翻 Go ahead! Scroll through them.
后面肯定還有晚上的視頻 There must be a video of the evening somewhere as well.
我們用藏在這些 We filmed it all with a camera
昂貴酒水中的攝像機拍攝了這一切 hidden among all these expensive bottles.
你想要什么 埃塞斯 What do you want, Essence?
只要一件事 一件事 一件事 一件事 Just one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing,
你們三個人 times three:
辭職 your resignations.
你 作為經濟部長 You, as Minister of the Economy,
你 阿特布魯克 you Altbruck,
作為梵蒂岡金融結構的首腦 as head of the Vatican financial structure,
還有你 斯巴拉提 and you, Spalletta,
將在兩小時后被免去圣職 will be defrocked in two hours.
有什么交換條件 In exchange for what?
沒有交換條件 In exchange for nothing.
你是誰 Who the hell are you?
對你們來說 我是上帝 For you, I am God.
只有我才能救下你們的賤命 I am the one who can save your asses,
讓這些照片安躺在我手機里 by letting these photos simply sit in my phone,
不然我就讓你們身敗名裂 公開照片 or I can drown you in shit, by posting them
并交給法官 and turning them over to the magistrate.
為了避免誤會 Now, in order to avoid any misunderstanding,
我提醒你們 我這位朋友尚未成年 let me remind you that my friend here is a minor.
最后 And finally...
一個小小的警告 a little warning:
要是有人 if any of you
膽敢威脅教宗 dare try and blackmail the Holy Father,
我就... I will simply...
天啊 鮑爾 你傻不傻 Jesus Christ, Bauer, how silly of you!
我剛要吐出一句威脅 I was just about to issue a threat.
好了 這樣 我數到七 Ok, here is what's gonna happen: I'm gonna count to seven,
然后由你們來決定 and then it will be up to you to decide.
當然 理論上是而已 實際不是你們 In theory, of course, not in practice.
實際上由我來決定 In practice, I will decide.
因為我是上帝 Because I am God.
可別走漏了風聲 Just don't let word get around,
這是個敏感問題 it's a sensitive issue.
你看 莉塞特 你一直在說 You see, Lisette, what you have been saying
社會在進步 is that society is progressing,
教會也必須跟上 and the Church must keep pace with society.
但我們在進步這方面并不是佼佼者 But we are not champions of progress.
我們是信仰的佼佼者 We are champions of faith.
我們有責任保持獨特 We have a duty to be different,
所以我們才選擇了充滿貧苦與犧牲的生活 which is why we live with privations and sacrifices,
而修道院院墻之外的生活是安享舒適 while beyond these walls, life is comfort and pleasure.
有時 這些苦累和犧牲 At times, these privations and sacrifices seem
似乎讓我們費解 incomprehensible,
似乎是錯的 wrong to us.
但其實都不是 事實上它們是神秘的 They are neither. In truth, they are mysterious.
我們也有責任保持神秘 And we have a duty to be mysterious as well.
這是我們的力量 This is our strength.
外面的社會是可預見的 Out there, society is predictable.
而可預見的東西也都是愚蠢的 And whatever is predictable is also puerile.
我是想說 一切必須原封不動嗎 Am I saying that everything must remain exactly as it is?
完全不是 Not at all.
你們修女已是獨特的 神秘的 But you sisters are already different and mysterious.
但是從另一方面來說 神父們 The priests, on the other hand,
已經和世俗社會走得太近 have moved too close to civil society.
所以 問題不在于給予你們 So, it is not a matter of extending to you sisters
神父的權利和特權 the rights and privileges of the priests,
而是讓他們也承擔 but rather of extending to the priests
修女們的責任和苦累 the duties and the privations of you nuns.
這就是教會中 This is the only equality
唯一確實可行的平等 that is truly feasible in the Church.
神父們必須給你們洗衣服 就像你們幫他們洗 The priests must do your laundry, just as you do theirs.
他們必須內省 找到你們的善意 They must look, within themselves, to find your grace,
你們的寬容 your generosity,
你們的智慧 your intelligence,
你們的愛 and your love.
你們的義也會變成他們的義 Your righteousness will become their righteousness.
但這不代表他們的罪也會變成你們的罪 But that's not to say that their sins will become your sins.
你們中間誰是沒有罪的 Which of you is without sin?
好 Fine.
誰是沒有罪的 Whoever is without sin
誰就可以先拿石頭打那個人 shall cast the first stone.
這是一種態度成熟的關系 This would be a psychologically mature relationship,
就像你所說的那樣 as you would call it,
男女之間的關系 莉塞特 between men and women, Lisette.
明天中午 我要那張照片傳遍世界 Tomorrow, at noon, I want that photo everywhere.
好 Fine.
我們處置你白癡前夫的方法你還滿意嗎 Are you happy we did in that idiot ex-husband of yours?
還行吧 Up to a point.
但他不會因為他的惡行受到懲罰 But he will go unpunished for what he did.
真正的懲罰不是在獄中進行的 索菲婭 True punishment is served not in prison, Sofia,
而是在靈魂中 but in one's soul.
約翰爵士必須拿定注意 Sir John must make up his mind
同庇護十三世會面 to meet Pius XIII.
-我同意 -你要說服他 - I agree. - And you will have to convince him.
不 我不去 No, not me.
好吧 那我來 Fine. I'll convince him, then.
萊尼·貝拉多從昏迷中蘇醒
這張照片上的他看起來很健康
天主教世界一片混亂 一張照片... The Catholic world is in total turmoil. A photograph...
終于獲得批準
一張健康的庇護十三世的照片瘋傳開來
列寧常問 "該怎么辦呢" "What is to be done?" As Lenin used to ask.
我有兩個想法 I have two ideas.
第一 The first,
官方否認 以安撫不安的人 an official denial so as to calm agitated souls.
我們可以發表聲明 We can release a statement:
"那張萊尼·貝拉多的照片不值一提 "That picture of Lenny Belardo is nothing
不過是老照片而已" but an old photograph."
沒人會信的 That will convince no one.
沒錯 但那會慢慢釀出疑惑 而疑惑是武器 True, but it will insinuate doubt. And doubt is a weapon.
你的第二個想法呢 And your second idea?
-鞏固您 圣父 -怎么鞏固 - To reinforce you, Holy Father. - How?
現在有個絕佳的機會 With the golden opportunity
擺在您面前 您的三鐘經 that you are being offered: your Angelus.
您那些朋克照片大受喜愛 The popularity of those photos of you as a punk
所以我們預計禮拜日會有大批人前來 leads us to believe that hordes of people will come on Sunday.
不過 圣父 Regardless, Holy Father,
雖然我們不習慣決定未來 even though it is not our habit,
我們依然得做個決定 we have to make a decision about the future.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我們不能把庇護十三世永遠關在某間房里 We cannot confine Pius XIII to an apartment his whole life.
你建議我們怎么做 What do you recommend we do?
只有您和庇護十三世才能決定 That is a decision only you and Pius XIII can decide.
怎么做 But how?
見一面 By meeting.