今晚在伦敦 Tonight in London
本字幕由nandox98个人制作 双语：西少 校对：西少 Tonight in London
我们正经历着万众瞩目的一夜 we have the night of nights.
这座城市里现在人才济济 Damn
年度3A保镖奖 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
即将颁发 Now
致保镖行业 to members of the executive protection industry
给那些拥有3A评级的保镖 those that carry the Triple-A rating.
这是至高荣誉勋章 It is the badge of honour.
迈克 你今晚最希望看到谁 Who you most excited to see tonight
噢 天啊 Oh
我的意思是 这里只有一位 I mean
炙手可热的白人人选 史蒂夫 white-hot favourite here
去年他达到了人生事业巅峰 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year.
他的履历无人能及 His track record is untouchable.
你也知道 这位保镖服务过诸多高级客户 最棒的车技 He has had the best client list
最强的枪法 the best gun-handling skills.
天啊 他还有帅气的发型 Christ
而且他真的会要求客户系好安全带 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts.
这家伙就是这么安全 That's how safe this guy is.
这位保镖的优秀事迹早已广为人知 无须介绍 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction.
迈克布莱斯是今年众望所归的候选人 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year.
女士先生们 欢迎来到 Ladies and gentlemen
第63届 颁奖大会 the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards.
所以事不宜迟 So without further ado
本年度3A保镖奖 for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
将颁给 And the winner is...
我心目中的英雄 ..my personal hero.
迈克尔·布莱斯！ Michael Bryce!
什么 ！ What?!
干得好，迈克 哇！ Well done
哦！ Oh!
-什么 -做得好！ -What?! Good job!
什……什么 Wh...what?
哦 哇 Oh
哦 好重啊 Oh! So heavy!
哇 Whoo!
哇 呃 我只是... Wow. Uh
我只是... I just...
我只是想 嗯... I just want to
我只是 嗯... I just
大流士 Darius?
黑泽明 Kurosawa?
迈克君 Michael-san.
一路顺风 Michael-san.
你为什么没能保护我 Michael-san.
滴答 混蛋 Tick-tock
你多久会做一次这种梦 And how often do you have this dream?
几个月 Just once...
-哦 那还可以 -以来的每晚 -Oh
-好吧 -大部分是我睡着的时候 -Right. Mostly when I'm asleep.
这就是我的人生 It's what my life was supposed to be.
我曾是最好的保镖 I was the perfect executive protection agent
直到我失去了一切 until I lost it all...
也就是大流士·金凯杀掉我最重要客户的时候 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client.
大流士·金凯是你的亲戚吗 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours?
上帝 不 God
他是个杀手 He's a hit man wanted for
因为数不清的谋杀被全球通缉 a zillion murders around the world.
这就是为什么 我在 Which is why
一次横跨整个欧洲的玩命行程中保护他 on a dangerous trip across Europe
让他能在战争罪审判中当证人 so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial
我甚至为他挡了颗子弹 even took a bullet for him
保镖委员会不承认 the Bodyguarding Committee
他们不会承认的 ..they wouldn't recognise it.
他们显然不喜欢保护反社会人士这个行为 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths.
所以两周后 我得去躺特别法庭 So in two weeks
拿回我的3A执照 and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back.
有时候 要想面对未来 To deal with the future
我们得先面对过去 we sometimes have to deal with the past.
现在 你可以跟我谈谈 Now
也许先从你的童年开始 from your childhood
我的童年将跟这有关吗 And my childhood would be relevant how?
如果一个人极力想要证明自己 Well
通常是因为有一个总是否定自己的父亲 stem from a disapproving father.
我没有童年问题 I don't have validation issues.
我只有执照问题 I have a licensing issue.
我是没有执照的保镖 I am a bodyguard without a licence.
这跟没有肚皮的肚皮舞者有什么区别 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso.
你现在在想什么 迈克 What are you thinking about right now
我在想 你离一个暴露的窗户 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated
只有六英尺远 six feet away from an exposed window with
在对面的大楼里有很多适合狙击的位置 multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite
最有可能在八楼 most likely on the eighth floor.
这种高度对于狙击手很有优势 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage.
我在想 I'm thinking about
对我而言最近的可用武器 the closest available weapon to me right now
开信刀可以当作刺刀 the letter opener/ stabbing instrument
就在你右边的桌子上 on the desk to my right.
那妳在想什么呢 What are you thinking about?
我在想你暂时先不要去思考做保镖这件事 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while
找到发自内心的快乐 and find happiness within.
发自什么 Within what?
发自内心 Within yourself!
幸福的关键在于认清自己 Happiness in who you are.
我洗耳恭听 I'm listening.
好吧 首先 Well
我认为所有的枪和暴力都是 I think all the guns and violence are...
你灵魂上的负担 ..weighing on your soul.
所以你需要远离它们 清空你的思绪 然后 So you need to get away and clear your mind
你才能发掘出新的自己 and then you can find your future self.
等等 你的意思是 Wait
未来我会成为一个 ..like a cool...
超神的保镖 有超能力那种 ..futuristic bodyguard with superpowers?
不是 你能不能别再... No. Will you stop...
别再只想着当保镖 Stop thinking about bodyguarding.
你有没有考虑过好好度个假 Do you have a dream vacation at all?
我听说每年的这个时候意大利风景优美 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year.
适合旅行 托斯卡纳怎么样 So
不不 不要托斯卡纳 除了托斯卡纳都行 No
好吧 卡普里 OK. Uh
卡普里 Capri?
卡普里七分裤的卡普里 Like the pants?
还有 很多客户觉得给未来的自己 Also
写日记很有帮助 writing journal letters to their future self.
或者录下自己的声音 -Or recording voice memos.
我给我未来的自己打电话 What if I call him?
我可以给未来的自己录音 I could leave him voice messages.
我都随身携带手机 约翰妮 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne...
太棒了 This is great.
我觉得会很有效果 I feel like we're making really great progress here.
我也这么觉得 对啊 So do I. Yeah.
你不用再来我这报到了 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again.
我是指 接下来就是你自己的旅程了 I mean
我的旅程 My journey.
你的疗程结束了 You've graduated therapy.
结束了 Graduated?
跟我说一遍 Repeat after me.
不做保镖了 No bodyguarding.
不再当... N...no...
保... -..buh.... Bo... Bo...
镖 rodyguarding.
很好 -Good! Mmm.
-不用枪 -不用枪 -And no guns. No guns.
等等 我能不能 Wait. No
我能不能留着我的折迭刀 Can I keep my penknife
-嗯 你可以留着 -很实用的工具 你知道 -Yeah
可以用它干很多事 I use it for a variety of different things.
现在你只需要让你和你未来的自己 JOANNE: Just you and your future self
重新找到快乐 finding happiness within.
你现在需要保护的人 Those are the only two people
只有你自己 that you need to be protecting right now.
好吗 -OK? OK.
我不敢相信我的疗程结束了 I can't believe I graduated therapy!
-我是指... -掰掰 恭喜 -I know! Congratulations. It's really...
真是个疯子 Jesus Christ!
他妈的 Fuck!
我们正和费瑟先生前往撤离点 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point.
准备好直升机 Prepare the helicopter.
今天欧盟的制裁发言引发 Today's announcement of further sanctions
雅典街头的大规模暴动 has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens
数千名抗议者四处进行破坏 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage.
据报道 Walter Fiscer
欧盟主席沃尔特·菲舍尔在 has been reported missing amid...
你知道希腊 Did you know that Greece
是文明的发源地吗 is the motherland of civilisation?
希腊的科学 文化 She gave the world art and...
与悲剧艺术 ..science
影响了全世界 ..and tragedy.
亚里士多德 Aristotle...
如果你是在说那个决定 ..if this is about the decision...
-你必须撤回 -不可能 -You must reverse it. There is no way.
这是民主投票的结果 It was a democratic vote.
希腊给了你民主 Greece gave you democracy.
我是一个孤儿 被遗弃了 I was an orphan
希腊接纳了我 给了我一切 Greece took me in
我无能为力 There is nothing I can do.
我以我的家人发誓 I swear on my family.
拜托 Please!
联系卡洛并启动计划 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan.
什么计划 What plan?
费瑟先生 你让我的国家无法正常发展 You have suffocated my country
但是 记住我的话 But mark my words...
四天之后 ..in four days' time
在你制裁开始的那一刻 at the exact moment your sanctions will commence
整个欧洲都会陷入地狱 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.
金融市场会崩盘 Financial markets will collapse.
数以百万计的生命将逝去 And millions of lives will be lost.
而希腊将重返 While Greece will return to
文明中心的正当位置 her rightful place as the centre of civilisation!
卡普里岛 意大利 her rightful place as the centre of civilisation!
你好 你正在打给迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A级的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
嘿 未来的迈克 Hey there
就是今天 迈克 It's today Michael.
我不太擅长给人第一印象 I'm not great at first impressions.
我只想说 I just wanna say that
你会因为我结束了疗程而感到自豪 I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy.
我正式开始了渡假 老实说 I'm officially on sabbatical and
我不懂为何我没有早点这样做 I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.
才过了12个小时 It's only been 12 hours
但我已经觉得这个世界更美好了 but already
彷佛它一直在等待我有所改变 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change.
我想到我的执照 I think about my licence
其实我根本不用这么担心 and I ask myself
事实上 自从金凯杀死黑泽之后 In fact
这是我第一次开始想象不当保镖的生活 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding
不用枪 不见血 or guns or blood.
我知道这听起来很离谱 I know this sounds crazy
但我真的认为这是一个新的开始... this really feels like a new be...
我们走 布莱斯！ Let's go
走 快跑 跑起来！ -Vamonos
哇呜！嘿！ Whoa! Hey!
发生什么事 什么... What's going on?! What the...
-花生..三小 -动起来！ -What's happening? Come on!
大婶 你哪位 I know you! Don't I know you?
我是索尼娅·金凯 I'm Sonia Kincaid.
给老娘点说话空间 Give my mom some room to talk
黑手党抓走我老公 我们得去把他救出来 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him.
不不不 我不能躺这淌浑水 No
我正在进行严格的精神治疗 I'm under strict psychological orders that...
...你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
他 他妈的在哪 - Where the fuck is he?
等一下 Hold on a second.
我好不容易等到大流士不再摧残我的美梦了 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams
我真的不该淌这趟浑水 I'm not doing this.
如果你不帮我 If you don't help me
我就用皮带把你捆起来 I am gonna put my strap-on on
干碎你的美梦 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams
让它们恨不得成为你的噩梦 until they wish they were your nightmares.
狗娘养的！ Motherfuckers!
首先 你的嘴需要驱个魔 First of all
再来 他为什么需要我的帮忙 Second of all
他说 去找迈克尔·布莱斯 He said
-他这么说的 -是的 -He said that? Yes!
-我以为他讨厌我 -快点 我们走！ -I thought he hated me. Come on
你掩护我 You are vile!
快快快 Go
他具体说了什么 金凯的语气是什么 What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid's tone?
这他妈很重要吗 Who gives a fuck?
快点 走 骑上来！ Come on
快走 跟上！ Move
你拿枪 Take the gun.
不 我现在不拿枪 No
外语 No
你在跟我开玩笑吗 “我现在不拿枪 ” Are you kidding me? "I'm not doing guns right now."
我的语气才不是那样 I don't sound like that.
你真他妈的没用！ You useless fuck!
天啊！我开吧 Jesus! I got it.
开快点！ Hurry up!
踩油门 不要碰我的奶子 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs!
我的天 Jesus Christ!
不 等等 一定有更安全的路下去 Whoa! Wait! No
一定有更安全的方法 有个暗门之类的...好吧 There's gotta be a safer way
认真 噢！ -Really? Oh!
所以 他在哪里 So
他们把他从我身边夺走了 布莱斯 They took him from me
我们正要蜜月旅行 We were gonna go on our honeymoon
终于 经过这么多年 finally
我们从来没有过的蜜月 We've NEVER had a honeymoon!
我们打算开车环游意大利 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy.
你知道我一直梦想着这场旅行 I always dreamt of it
所有的事都将如此浪漫 如此完美 Ay
然后这个该死的混蛋 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker
在我们蜜月第一晚最刺激的时候 took off on the most exciting moment of our first night
不见了 of our honeymoon.
然后他打了个电话 告诉我 The next thing I know
他被黑手党抓了 and he's been captured by the Mafia.
宝贝 帮个忙 Baby
但他是个工作狂 布莱斯 But he's a workaholic
我就知道 他又他妈的接了工作 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job!
他是挺可恶的 Oh
我只是想要他给我 I just want him to provide me
提供一个安稳可靠的家庭 with the stability that we need to start a family.
你说的是“家庭”吗 Did you say 'family'?
我想要有个孩子 You dumb fuck! We're trying to have a baby.
天公伯保佑啊 May God have mercy on our souls.
我们曾激烈 We have fucked so hard
又温柔地做爱 and so tenderly.
在不同地点用了各种各样的姿势 And in so many different places and positions and...
但我还是没有怀孕 And I just haven't gotten pregnant.
你知道我认为问题在哪吗 You know what I think the problem is?
-生理问题 -是的 -Biology. Yeah.
我的那边太紧了 Mi diamante is too tight.
你的什么 Your what?
-我的阴户 混蛋 -哦 -My pussy
我的阴户太紧了 My pussy's just too tight.
因为大流士把他所有的睪丸素用在他的上半身 And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit
那些鸡鸡歪歪的精子走了一半就不干了 the whiny sperm abort the mission
走到我阴道的一半 halfway up my pussy pipe.
该死的 他妈的 -Goddamn it. Goddamn it!
你们好 Hi.
我一定会是个好妈妈 I'm going to be such a good mother.
我真是无法想象...还会有人比你更好 I can't imagine...anyone gooder.
你有防狼喷雾吗 我在休假 Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical.
晚上好 先生们 Good evening
那是谁 Who's that?
你的神秘老板 Your mysterious boss?
我们从未见到的客户 The client we never get to meet?
这不是你该关心的 Not your concern.
你应该关心的是如何示范 Your concern is the demonstration.
所以 请 So please...
示范给我们看 ..demonstrate.
数据主节点总是用碳化钨包住 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide.
而唯一比它更硬的 The only thing harder...
只有钻石 ..is diamond.
欧洲有数千个主节点 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe
每个坐标都是机密 each of them located by classified coordinates.
想骇的节点越大 The bigger the junction you wish to hack
就需要越大的钻头 the bigger the drill you will need.
接下来就只需上传我的系统 Then it's just a matter of uploading
我专制的幻影H7病毒 my custom-built Phantom H7 virus
选择攻击的范围 selecting the radius of the attack
就能把所有连网的东西武器化 weaponising everything connected to the grid
瘫痪每台计算机 GPS 和该地区的无线网络系统 crippling every computer
目标锁定 Target locked.
再见 Bye-bye.
满意吗 Satisfied?
非常完美 ARISTOTLE: It's perfect.
非常满意 Very.
杀了他们 Kill them.
收到 锁定目标 Copy that. Target locked.
萨格勒布市由于 The city of Zagreb has woken
今早突发的电涌彻底瘫痪 to absolute chaos this morning
目前整市陷入一片混乱 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius of its power grid.
死亡人数不断上攀 现在已有75人罹难 The climbing death toll has now reached 75.
先前的报告表明 REPORTER 2: Early reports suggest
这是因为一次反常的雷击 that a freak lightning strike
电流节点是罪魁祸首 on a data junction was to blame.
什么 What?
不 我需要无时无刻的监视 No
在我的线人身上 on my informant right fucking now.
奥尼尔先生 WOMr O'Neill.
克劳利警长 Superintendent Crowley.
半个希腊处于混乱 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy
我希望你有足够好的理由 I hope you have a very good reason
把我从联合国安全峰会叫出来 for pulling me out of a UN security summit.
我当然有 看到新闻了吗 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news?
闪电击中电网 造成了一些伤害 The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike
没什么大不了的 and I'm inclined to agree.
这看起来像被闪电击中的受害者吗 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you?
他应该是甘瑟·冯·玮柏 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber.
他被16个国家通缉 因为非法网络侵入 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking
渗透并破坏世界上最安全的网络系统 and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems.
嘿 伊万·德拉戈 Hey
你在哪里发现这尸体的 Where'd you find this body?
你说什么 他怎么说 What'd you say? What'd he say?
他说在数据塔旁边发现的 Said he found it next to the data tower.
他刚刚到底说了什么 What the fuck did you just say?
他在数据塔旁边发现的 He found him next to the data tower.
哦 在数据塔旁边 Oh
你到底想说什么 Where are you going with this?
我意大利的线人打来电话并告知 My Italian informant called and specified there was
在四天内会有大规模的网络攻击 a large-scale cyber attack in four days.
奥尼尔先生 我们已经多次警告过你 Mr O'Neill
与未批准的罪犯探子交易 that it's against protocol
是不符合规定的 to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants.
听着 我已经在欧洲待几个月了 好吗 Listen
而你们会做的唯一一件事就是看他妈的足球 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer.
连一家酒吧都没有 Not one bar carries Sam Adams.
所以至少让我像在波士顿的时候一样 So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston
要以恶制恶 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys.
这只是小小撇步 This was a trial run
而且你所谓的罪犯买下了明晚袭击的位置 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates
在波托菲诺 tomorrow night in Portofino.
好吧 你需要什么 Alright
安排一间办公室 组一支特警队 I want an office
经费不要设上线 还有 I want an unlimited budget.
如果我解决了这个案子 And if I solve this case
我要你把我派回波士顿 I want you to send me back to Boston.
我给你24小时和一辆监控车 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van.
你是不是需要翻译 I need a translator.
你可以用我的 You can have mine.
我希望来个说英语的 I was hoping one that spoke English.
盯着他 Keep an eye on him.
他们怎么叫你 Hmm. What do they call you?
艾尔索 Ailso.
"混蛋" 'Asshole'?
艾尔索 Ailso.
传统的苏格兰名字 It's a traditional Scottish name.
好吧 威廉华莱士 准备出发吧 Alright
我们要去意大利 We're going to Italy.
大流士·金凯 Darius Kincaid.
有消息说你在城里 A little birdie told me that you were in town.
记得我吗 Remember me?
你的老朋友 卡洛 Your old pal
我只记得杀过 I remember killing
一堆为你工作的白痴 a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you.
我也记得 I remember that too.
我想把你介绍给我的朋友 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend
泰拉西纳的刽子手 the butcher of Terracina.
这让我想起在旅馆的疗养中心 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel.
真的吗 Really?
一点也不 Not at all.
就是这些是小贱种抓走我的宝贝 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha.
等等 那卡普里岛的那些家伙是谁 Wait who were the guys back in Capri?
他们太粗鲁了 布雷斯 They were so rude
他们其中一个竟然敢抓我的屁股 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass?
哇 哇... -Whoa
天啊 Oh
好了 让我们干死这些王八蛋们 OK
哇！慢着 别 Whoa! Whoa
你进去后一开火 You go in there guns blazing
他们会很乐意地马上开枪 they're gonna get trigger-happy inside
那可就得跟大流士说永别了 then it's bye-bye
他让我帮忙 代表他需要我 He asked for me. He needs me.
所以我们要按照我的办法来 So we're gonna do this my way.
也就是说 没有杀戮 不用枪 也不见血 That means no killing
无聊胜过有聊 懂了吗 Boring is always best. Understood?
当然不懂 什么 Of course not. What...
我的老天鹅啊 Jesus Christ!
去他妈的 Fuck.
哟吼 Yoo-hoo!
哈喽 帅哥们 Hello
我好像有点迷路了 I got a little lost.
你好 你正打给迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A级的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
嘿 未来的迈克 Hey
是我 It's me!
听着 我知道保镖审查委员会 Listen
对这种事有点感冒 但是 would not look favourably on this
但我不得不从我的休假中休假了 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical.
因为有些事情出现在我的控制之外 Something's come up beyond my control.
反正 Anyway
我不是在当保镖 I'm not bodyguarding.
我只是在帮助一个人 I'm just helping this guy out.
因为……等等 Because... One sec.
他还活着 He's still alive.
否则替代大流士的 Because the alternative
是他更可怕的妻子 is his even scarier wife
她甚至想强暴我的梦想 sodomising my dreams.
那可非常干扰我的转型之路 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation.
我喜欢我在做的事 Do I love what I'm doing right now?
绝对不 Absolutely not.
还活着 Still alive.
但我想你会为我感到骄傲 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me
因为我还是忠于我的长假 for staying true to my journey.
我们等会再聊 Talk to ya soon.
妳...做了什么 What have you done?
这些混蛋有点太放肆了 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
我还特别强调不杀生 不流血 I specifically said no killing
也不用枪 and no guns.
又不是我在休假 I'm NOT on sabbatical.
你的衬衫去哪了 Where is your shirt?
解决他们 Deal with it!
宝贝！ Baby!
? 我一直和你在我的脑海里 I've been alone with you inside my mind
? 在我的梦里吻你的唇 And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
? 一千次 A thousand times...
慢着 Uh...hang on.
这兔崽子在这里干嘛 What the fuck is he doing here?
这句话听起来应该要是“感恩您来” I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'.
-为什么 -因为我又救了你的小命 -For what? For saving your life.
一次一次又一次 Again and again and again.
我从来没有让你来救我 I never asked you to save shit!
宝贝 到底迈克尔·布莱斯他妈的来这里干嘛 Baby
你说的 You said
“宝贝 去找迈克尔·布莱斯” "Baby
什么 What?
不！不不 不 我说的是 No! No
宝贝 帮个忙 Baby
找谁都行 Get anyone...
除了迈克尔·布莱斯 "..BUT Michael Bryce."
什么 他不是救了你小命吗 What? Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass?
那不代表我必须和他成为好朋友啊 Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him.
他可是地球上最烦人的混蛋 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth.
打扰一下 Excuse me!
我听力可是满分 I have 20/20 hearing.
我能听到你 这些死人们也能听到你 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you.
还有你说我是地球上最 And what do you mean
烦人的混蛋是什么意思 annoying motherfucker on planet Earth
你这王八到底要害死我几次 How many times have you nearly got me killed?
还不够多 Not enough!
走吧宝贝 让我们离开这里 Come on
趁他还没开始落落长的飞机安全演讲 before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration.
小朋友 你用的是防狼喷雾吗 Are you using pepper spray?
我在放长假 I'm on sabbatical.
而且 我在找寻自我存在的意义 And
一个星期了 ..awake...
笑死 真是他妈的 Motherfucker
智障... if you fucked...
嘿 Hey!
我根本不必在这 你瞭吗 I didn't have to be here
我本来应该在眼睛上放黄瓜享受 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes!
我还有个吊床 可以吊到超高的地方 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count.
就像睡在云里面 It was like sleeping in a cloud!
保重 混蛋 -Namaste
大流士 Darius?
啊 这真是宝贵的经验 Well
你可以停止抱怨吗 Will you stop whining?
杀手 保镖 还有一个女骗子 The hit man
你们这些白痴刚杀了卡洛 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo
那个线人是我回家的关键 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
国际刑警 鲍比·奥尼尔 这他妈就是我 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am.
而且我还知道你们这三个蠢货是谁 And I know who all three of you shitheads are.
迈克尔·布莱斯 Michael Bryce.
3A级保镖 Triple-A rated bodyguard.
社会的栋梁 Pillar of the community.
天生的 谢谢 Present
我还知道你执照被吊销了 Only I know you lost your licence to protect
因为有把狙击枪出现杀了黑泽 when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa.
不不 还在审查中 好吗 金凯开了那枪 No
甚至 Moreover...
你现在还在接客 ..you're still taking clients.
给个名字 Name...one.
你担任苏丹的保镖 The Sultan of Mandara.
在布鲁塞尔 Brussels.
陛下 我是迈克尔·布莱斯 您的高级保镖 Your Majesty
敌袭 敌袭！ Contact
这是重罪 小伙子 That's a felony
该死的布鲁塞尔 妈的 Fucking Brussels! Fuck!
至于你们两个 As for you two
差不多要蹲几亿年的牢 you're looking at about a billion years in prison.
但是 今天是你们的幸运日 But today's your lucky day
因为我不会让你们上电椅 because instead of going to the electric chair
我给你们一次赎罪的机会 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption.
现在据情报 有个神秘人物 Now
即将发动大规模网络攻击 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack.
卡洛 我那位已死的线人 打算买个硬盘 Carlo
里面存有攻击坐标 containing the coordinates of the attack.
你看我干嘛 我没有碰卡洛 Why are you looking at me? I didn't touch Carlo.
但现在 多亏了你们搞砸一切 But now
所以你们这些混蛋要去波托菲诺 so you assholes are going to Portofino
代替他去完成这个交易 and you're gonna make the buy instead.
鲍勃 借一步说话 Uh
听着 首先 Listen
我很乐意推迟我的休假 I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical
如果那能让我远离监狱 但我认为 if it's gonna keep me outta jail
你真的应该重新考虑要不要让这些家伙加入 you should really reconsider working with these guys.
我不想去波托菲诺 I don't wanna go to Portofino.
因为他们 你知道...他妈的疯了 'Cause they're
他妈的 天啊！ Fuck! Wow!
好吧 OK
你要为卡洛的英国情妇 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard
担任保镖 for Carlo's British mistress
而这位脾气暴躁的大爷 while grumpy pants here
负责将硬盘拿出来 makes sure that hard drive gets out.
我说的够清楚了吗 Are we clear?
我们可以拿钱落跑 宝贝 We could take the money and run
我厌倦逃跑了 大流士 I'm tired of running
啊 克劳利警司 你...你好 Ah
奥尼尔先生 时间到了 Mr O'Neill. Time's up.
不不 我还在工作 正找到条有力线索 No
在港口发生了一件抢案 There's been a robbery at a shipping port
我们的情报表明可能与本案有关 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case.
你被重新分配了 You've been reassigned.
如果你能再给我24小时 If you could just give me 24 more hours...
-我说 时间到了 -好吧 -I said
他妈的 Fuck!
我不想以他情妇的身份去波托菲诺 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch!
这本来是我的蜜月！ This was supposed to be my honeymoon!
如果楼上有人怎么办 What if somebody's upstairs?
闭嘴 -Shut up.
好的 OK.
计划有变 -Slight change of plans. Yeah.
我被指派到了另一个线索 I've been assigned another lead
但这并没有改变什么 好吗 but that does not change what's going on right here
我现在给你们 Now
一箱钱去完成交易 a bunch of money to make the buy.
如果你听不懂她说什么 And if you don't understand what she says
欢迎加入他妈的俱乐部 well
什么 What?
你要拳交金凯的神圣洞口 You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole?
嘿！没人可以碰金凯的神圣洞口 Hey! Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole.
那是我的工作 That's my job.
我不认为任何人该有那个工作 I don't think anyone should have that job.
看到了吗 这是你的购买资金 See that? It's your buy money.
只要有一毛钱不见了或者任何人想拿钱跑路 One dime goes missing
我会发起全球红色通缉令 找到你们这帮混蛋 slap global red fucking notices on all your asses.
不 不要红色通缉令 Oh
我讨厌通缉 你在干嘛 Red notices? What are you doing? Not on me!
这是什么 诺基亚 我不知道怎么使用这古董 What is this
-看着我 看着我 -我在看 我有在看 -Look at me. Look at me. I'm looking at you.
你要和我保持密切联系 明白吗 You stay in close contact with me
-我懂 夺命连环Call -闭嘴 -I'll call you all the time. Shut up.
当我打来 你要接 When I call
而你 资源比较不足 And you
希望你享受你的交通工具 I want you to enjoy your transportation.
不准搞砸 Do not fuck this up.
那你也太看得起我们了 Oh
你看看你 把重任交给我和这两人 I mean
快动身去波托菲诺 Get your asses to Portofino!
就我们三个成功的可能性为零 Zero chance we're making it out of this room.
你还不如雇佣一只脑部受损的猫咪 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten.
该死的蜜月早该结束了 The fucking honeymoon is over!
我理解有些人 I understand some people
会在婚礼当天临阵畏缩 get cold feet on their wedding day
但我从未想过 but I would have never thought
你会在我们的蜜月之夜硬不起来 that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night.
亲爱的 宝贝 我说了我很拍谢 Baby
光说拍谢根本不够 Sorry's not good enough!
我要一个解释 你他妈的当时在哪里 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you?
你在哪啊大流士 直接告诉她 Where were you
我接了份工作 好吗 I took a job
-去你的！-嘿嘿！ -Fuck you! Hey
我操你妈死王八蛋 Fuck you
现在是谈论安全带规则的好时机 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule.
也许现在是个好时机 Perhaps now's a good time
谈论他妈的闭嘴规则 to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
我这么说是因为她像开碰碰车一样开车 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy.
不要批评我老婆的驾驶技术 混蛋 Do not criticise my wife's driving
嘘 闭嘴！ Hush
你们知道我意识到什么了吗 Do you know what I just realised?
我不会让你们这帮白痴毁了我的心情 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit.
我要把这当成意大利公路环游旅行 I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy
我也会假装你仍然是我挚爱的丈夫 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband.
我是啊 I am!
至于你 布莱斯 你是... And you
你是人形行李 You will be the human luggage.
没错 我们现在正在度蜜月 -Yes. We are now on honeymoon.
首先 这是任务 First of all
再来 我得要说清楚 Second of all and just so we're clear
我答应我的心理医生远离保镖职业 I promised my therapist no bodyguarding
所以我不会保护你们任何一个 so I'm not protecting either of...
这不是任务 这是蜜月！ This is not mission! This is honeymoon!
冲三小 嘿 看路！ What the fuck?! Hey
快看路！ Eyes on road!
要想生孩子 环境因素很重要 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment.
一定要找个风景优美 I must be aroused by sightseeing
方便购物 有高级餐厅的地方 shopping
但我们现在正是在渡蜜月呢 But we are officially on honeymoon.
认真 她刚刚是说“高级餐厅”吗 -For real? Did she say 'fine dining'?
拜托别这样 可不可以专心开车 Let's not do that. Guys
好吧 Alright.
我来开 I got it.
没事 你们慢慢喇 No
可以稍微剎一下车吗 Maybe feather the brake a bit.
稍微踩一下剎车啊 Maybe feather the brake a bit!
借我一下你的手机 Yo
-你为什么要骗她 -你在说什么 -Why'd you lie to her? Fuck are you talking about?
你刚在车里对她说谎 你那时候没在工作 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job.
你怎么知道 And how would you know that?
人在说谎的时候有22个明显特征 Because there's
而你刚刚大概表现了40种 and you exhibited...40.
如果你敢对索尼娅说一个字 If you say one word to Sonia about this
我会让你死得很有创意 I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
哇 Wow.
那你肯定干了些伤天害理的事 大流士 You must have done something really serious
诚实才是上策啊 Honesty's the best policy.
我才不会听一只单身狗的恋爱建议勒 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers.
不是我要打电话 快去快回 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick.
是的，我在想我能不能… Yeah
我接了份工作 好吗 I took a job
波托菲诺的海景很适合... Portofino has water views
-我靠 -你去哪 -Oh
索尼娅 你冲三小 Sonia! What the fuck?
你的工作最好值得 混蛋 You better hope that job's worth it
什么工作 What job?!
给老娘拿来 Give it to my mother
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck is this?
下午2点的“卡门”有位置 WOWe have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm.
谁他妈是“卡门” Who the fuck is Carmen?!
呃...门票 歌剧《卡门》 Uh
你想要两个位置 不是吗 And you wanted two
我爱“卡门”！ I love 'Carmen'!
-哈哈 -我爱“卡门”！ I love 'Carmen'!
那是什么声音 老子正爽诶 What's that thumping? I can't stop.
我的心脏停不下来 那是什么 My head is beating. What is that? Huh? What?
是那个白痴 It's this idiot.
天啊 你们他妈的是疯子吧 Are you people...fucking insane?
嘿 管好你的嘴巴 Hey
我从街上接你上车 让你免于中暑 I picked you up from the street
现在你骂我疯子 and now you're calling me insane?
中暑 Sunstroke?
你把宠物狗留在密闭车里都要坐牢 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car.
更不用说我在后车厢里逼着听 And don't even get me started on
你们两个的打炮声所留下的精神创伤了 the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing.
你穿的是瓦伦蒂诺吗 Oh
不 是我自己的衣服 No
你把我们用来交易的钱花掉了 Did...did you spend the buy money?
没事啦 他们肯定有多准备路上开销的份 Come on
好吧 行 明显不会 No
反正还可以用我的存款 ..I'll cover it with my life savings.
我觉得这是个好主意 I think that's a great idea.
-我要打个电话 -如果我也有存款就好了 -Just gonna make a call. Wish I had some life savings.
你好 你正打给迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A级的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
我们正在执行一个小任务 That little mission we're on? Well
我们现在... We're way off course.
嗯 完全偏离了路线 Can't even see the course anymore.
好像根本就没按路线走过 Or hear it
呃 我的耳朵还在响 Uh
自从听到别人 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse
四次性高潮发出的声音 leading to a rolling quadruple climax.
算了 我好像又在抱怨了 Anyway
我不想对你发泄情绪 所以我晚点再打给你 I don't wanna vent to you
我靠 Oh
你刚在和谁说话 Who were you talking to?
这是秘密 It's a secret.
-我知道你的秘密 -你知道 -I know your secret. You do?
你太寂寞了所以自己给自己打电话 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself.
哈 Hah!
听着 布莱斯 你真的伤到我的感情了 Listen
你真的觉得我疯了吗 Do you really think I am crazy?
没有 No!
我只觉得你 异常激进、暴力 I think you're... unusually aggressive
但又令人捉摸不定 but in an unpredictable way.
我会成为一个好母亲 I would make a great mother.
你不觉得我会成为一个好母亲吗 Don't you think I'd make a great mother?
哦 天呐 有你这款慈母 哪个小孩敢不开心 Oh
谢谢你 布莱斯 Thank you
谢谢你 Thank you.
一定是你 It must be your...
极度缺乏性生活 ..powerful asexuality
才能当这么好的倾听者 that makes you such a good listener.
请走开 小姐 这里是犯罪现场 Please step away
我的天 挥动他妈的球棒 Jesus Christ. Swing the fucking bat.
啊 Ahh!
让我猜猜 克劳利给了我们一个假线索 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead.
没人告诉我里面是 No-one will tell me what was inside.
一艘机密军用船阿 It was a classified military shipment.
哇喔 哇喔 Whoa
这也太他妈巧了吧 What are the fucking odds?
看来闪电不止劈了一个人呢 Seems lightning strikes twice.
你得把那个装箱清单搞到手 We need to get that packing slip.
该怎么做 鲍比先生 How do you propose we do that
我们需要分散注意力 We need a distraction.
什么 What?
天哪 你他妈的在做什么 Jesus
王八蛋 Sonofabitch.
我只有在科幻电影 Last time I saw something like this
看过这种东西 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid.
鲍比 你终于打来了 Bobby
听着 他们劫走的是一个钻石头电钻 Listen
这跟之前的事一定有关系 而且这个钻头也太他妈大了 And I know there's a link
你是对的 You were right.
我们的罗马办事处也收到了消息 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office.
黑手党准备在波托菲诺进行交易 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino.
他们在购买一个大型数据网络 They're purchasing classified coordinates
的机密坐标 of a large-scale data grid.
我们有一个监视小组在那里 We've got a surveillance team there...
-我们在波托菲诺有监视小组 -是的 现在待命中 -We have a team in Portofino? Yeah
准备直升机 去准备直升机 Get the chopper. Get the chopper.
噢 鲍比 Oh
如果这真的跟你说的一样 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is
我会保证我会 I will personally make sure
亲自将你调回波士顿 you get your transfer back to Boston.
那就太谢谢你了 长官 Oh
感谢感谢再感谢 Thank you
现在就去波托菲诺 We're going to Portofino!
进入角色吧 Let's get into character.
我扮演的是你的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
你是卡洛的情妇 让我听听你的英国口音 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress.
我的英国口音很完美 My British accent is perfect
你个混蛋 you fucking cunt.
你还是别用英国口音了 Let's skip the British accent
不然我们会死得很惨 and go straight to being brutally executed.
你那边怎么样 大流士 How's the sight line
正保护着我的美人呢 Mm-mm. Just protecting my asset.
我们是来见弗拉基米尔的 We're here to see Vladimir.
我是她的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
安全检查 Security check.
两分钟后到 Two minutes out.
克劳利已经派人就位 我们得取消交易 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy.
如果她发现那三个白痴是我请的... If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me...
他竟然不接电话 He's not answering the phone.
我跟他说了什么 我打电话 他接电话！ What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up!
-还你 先生 -非常感谢你 -Here you go
做得好 Great work.
太棒了 Yeah!
爽啦 好爽 Yeah. Yeah!
-惨了！-怎么了 -Oh
只是一个前客户 没事 他没看到我 Just a former client. It's fine he didn't see me.
你一定就是弗拉基米尔 You must be Vladimir.
卡洛托我向你问好 Carlo sends his regards.
他以为不会这么大阵仗的 He thought I would attract less attention.
那么他想错了 Well
但没关系 But nobody's complaining.
狗娘养的 Sonofabitch.
接上监控画面了吗 You have the security feed yet?
就快有了 Getting it now.
等到交易完成 他们离开俱乐部时再行动 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club.
-那里太多平民了 -收到 -There's too many civilians. Roger that.
这份机密情报包含了 These are the classified coordinates
整个欧洲数据网络的坐标 to the entire European data grid.
明白 OK?
不 不 不 不 No
这是一对距离传感装置 These are proximity paired.
如果买家还没有用指纹解除手环爆炸装置 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet
我建议你不要让手提箱离开你 I suggest you do not let the briefcase
半径5米范围内超过15秒 out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds.
不然的话手环就会爆炸 If you do
记得贴身携带 Keep it close!
一张漂亮脸蛋被炸成碎片的话 It will be a shame for that beautiful face
就太可惜了 to be disintegrated by TNT.
操他妈的 The fuck?
我应该现在就射死这个混蛋 I should just pop this motherfucker right now.
-地址 -哦对 收货地址 -Address? Oh
在佛罗伦萨 In Florence.
你得在明天前把箱子送到 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow
路德维格拍卖会的买家手上 at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
啊 我爱佛罗伦萨 Ah
那里很有文化气息 I adore galleries and museums and culture.
迈克尔·布莱斯 Michael Bryce!
你认错人了 You have me confused with someone else.
不不不 我怎么会忘记 No
在我人生最黑暗之时救了我的人呢 the man who saved my life in my darkest hour.
来吧 兄弟！一起来跳个舞 Come on
迈克尔·布莱斯 Michael Bryce?
他不是在黑泽被杀后 Didn't he lose his licence
就被吊销执照了吗 when Kurosawa was killed?
不不不 他肯定是认错人了 No
我告诉过你 是迈克尔·布莱斯 I told you
顺便说一下 他还没被吊销执照呢 For the record
滚开！ Fuck off!
嘿 伙计们 我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hey
为什么卡洛会雇用无证保镖 Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard
来保护他的情人 to protect the love of his life?
说的对 你被开除了 Right! You're fired.
我才他妈要开除你勒 You're fucking fired!
你说的对 宝贝 Oh
卡洛一直以来喜欢年轻女人 Carlo always has preferred younger women.
你什么意思 Excuse me?
我知道他把过三十多岁的女人 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s
但从来没见过这么老的 but never this old.
从来没有 Never!
不不不 你们千万别笑 No
- 等会连哭都哭不出来 - 噢 宝贝 你有点老啊 -Here it comes. Old lady
你他妈刚刚说什么 What the fuck did you just say
你这杀千刀的死猴子 you finger-licking shit monkey
狗娘养的死王八 donkey-blowing motherfucker?!
你妈生下你们这群混账真是愧对祖宗 Your mother is guilty of giving birth to you bastards
这是墨西哥口音啊大姐 That sounded really Mexican.
完了 Shit.
出了问题 We have a problem.
这人他妈的有鬼 This is a fucking set-up.
你他妈不说我还不知道诶 You don't fucking say
把箱子从她那拿回来 Get that case off her.
马上打电话给卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone!
好戏上场喽 And here we go.
靠 -Shit!
快点清场 Clear the room.
快走 行动 行动！ Let's go. Move! Move!
布莱斯 给我把枪！ Breese! The gun!
下地狱去吧 Go to hell
帮个忙很难 金凯 Feel like giving me a hand
就这还3A级保镖呢 Triple-A
所有国际刑警 你们已获得授权 All Interpol agents
可以开枪 Shoot to kill.
国际刑警来了 快他妈的离开这里 Interpol. Get the fuck out now.
该死 Shit. Shit!
我一点都不老 I'm not old at all
敬我生命中最美好的夜晚！ Greatest night of my life! Aaggh!
布莱斯 Breese!
他妈的 Fuck!
布莱斯 箱子 快点！ Breese! The case! Come on!
去死啦 婊子 -Bitch!
别挡路！ Get back! Get out of the way!
快走 快走！ Move! Move!
说我几岁 婊子 Say my age
我真的不知道 - Oh
布莱斯 我好饿 Breese
-我们可以走了吗 -这还是墨西哥口音 -Shall we go now? Still Mexican.
布莱斯！ Breese!
快他妈的撤退到码头 快 Get to the fucking dock now!
布莱斯 布莱斯 Breese! Breese!
别挡路 Get out of the way! Move! Move!
布莱斯 我的宝贝 醒醒 撑住 布莱斯 Breese
这条路 -This way.
这边 快来 This way! Come on!
拜托别档老娘的路！ Out of my fucking way
目标正朝海边走 Target heading for the water.
-快走！ -追 快追！ -Let's go! Go
小布！ Breesey!
不 你不能死在我身上 小布 No
你是唯一懂我的人 You're the only one who understands me!
宝贝 Baby...
-回来吧 小布 -宝贝 -Come on
-回到我们身边 -宝贝 他没了 -Come back to us! Baby
不准这么说 Don't say that!
说些好话悼念小布吧 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey.
迈克是 Michael was...
非常谨慎的人 ..very careful.
是的 他是 Yes
他喜欢系安全带 He loved seatbelts.
他确实非常喜欢安全带 He did love seatbelts so very much.
尘归尘 土归土 Ashes to ashes
我们永远不会忘记你与我们一起共度的时光 We will never forget the time you spent with us.
说得太感人了 That was beautiful.
你真该当牧师的 You should have been a priest.
行了 咱们把这小子丢进海里吧 OK
你们俩他妈到底有什么毛病 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people?
-我们在给你举行海葬 -海葬 -Hey
对啊 你当时都没有心跳了 Well
因为我穿着他妈的防弹衣 I'm wearing fucking Kevlar!
他们是你的手下 These were your operatives.
我从来没有见过他们 I've never seen them before.
只有一个号码 Only one number called this phone
打过这台诺基亚 that Michael Bryce was in possession of
就是你的号码 and it was yours.
我们只有不到两天的时间 We have less than two days
这场袭击就要发生了 before this attack happens.
-两天 -我给过你机会了 -Two days. I gave you a chance.
你却在我背后搞小动作 You went behind my back
甚至雇佣了两个罪犯 and you employed two criminals
和一个无证保镖 and an unlicensed bodyguard
现在关键证据还落在他们手上 and now they're in possession of critical evidence.
在我看来 他们才有可能发动网络袭击 For all I know
噢 他们没有参与攻击 相信我 他们是一群白痴 They're not in on the attack
他们是吗 Did you know about this?
-她与这无关 -是的 的确是 -She had nothing to do with it. Yes
发布全球红色通缉令逮捕大流士·金凯 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid
索尼娅·金凯和迈克尔·布莱斯 Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.
我们有麻烦了 We have a problem.
三个不明身份的逃犯带着坐标逃走了 Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates.
到处都是国际刑警 Interpol were all over the scene.
看来我们之中出了一个叛徒 Seems that we have a rat.
帮我打电话给卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone.
长官 卡洛已经死了 Sir
我们有48小时 每流逝一刻 We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by
就有一个骄傲希腊的子民 the proud men and women of Greece
跪倒在地上 fall lower on their knees.
只有两个人知道交易 Only two people knew about the buy.
卡洛 Carlo...
和你 ..and you.
我发誓我绝对不会背叛你 I swear I would never betray you!
我说你是叛徒你就是 You are a Trojan horse!
找到那几个逃犯 杀了他们 Find the fugitives. Kill them.
我要见到那个箱子 I need the briefcase.
那是什么 What is that?
“国际刑警组织发布红色通辑令 Interpol has issued red notices
一名女骗子...” for the hit man
他们哪来的照片 太可怕了 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible!
“还有一个鲁莽的无照保镖” ..and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard.
我说过正在待他妈的审查 That is pending fucking review.
看 这就是我们试图帮助这些混蛋 See
所得到的回馈 for trying to help these motherfuckers.
去他们的 我们继续完成我们的蜜月 宝贝 You know
戴着手腕上的炸弹 才不要！ With explosives on my wrist? No!
我们得把这狗屎送到神秘大人物手上 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot
我的下面才可以松一下 so my uterus can relax.
-你要来吗 -哦 我们一起 -Are you coming? Oh
得阻止这次网络攻击才能抹除我的罪名 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name.
真是公关灾难 我需要很长时间... I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time...
-我希望他那时真的死了 -我听到了 I wish he had died. I heard that!
啊 该死 Ah
-怎么了 -你认真吗 -What's wrong? You can't be serious.
-到底怎样 -我的肋骨断了 -About what? My ribs are broken.
我胸口被一个 I came down with a little case of
12口径的散弹枪射了一枪 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
-你忘了 -嘿 布莱斯 别担心 -Remember? Hey
索尼娅会照顾好你的 这会让你感觉好点 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better.
-谢谢 -给你 宝贝 -Thank you. There you go
据说这位希腊航运业的亿万富翁 MALE REPORTER: The auction of artworks
对他的大量海外资产进行拍卖 by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire
而这次艺术品拍卖是最后一笔 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets
关于抛售英镑这件事 he's liquidated outside of his homeland.
目前未知他的动机 FEMALE REPORTER: It is unknown what his motivation
但关于抛售这件事 for selling up in Europe is
分析师称之为“金融自杀” but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'.
这安保排场真够大的 Ooh
-天哪 马格努森 -谁 -Holy shit! Magnusson. SONIA AND Who?
3A评级年度保镖 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year
他连续拿了三年 three years in a row!
你们这群混蛋还有颁奖 They give you motherfuckers awards?!
是的 他们给我们颁奖 我们甚至还有颁奖大会 Yes
杀手没有颁奖大会 Ain't no award for hit man.
那叫做死刑大会 It's called 'lethal injection'.
天啊 你们看 他也太强壮了 God
-像只猎豹一样自信 -让我来看看这个混蛋 -He's like a panther. Let me see this motherfucker.
哦 他妈的 泽托！ Ooh
他可是个超级杀手 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there.
从我这里抢走了不少生意 Took a lot of business from me.
-去给你自己找个点 -我去塔楼 -Find yourself a nest. I'm gonna take the tower.
看来想要这个手提箱的人超级好野 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller
因为马格努森的佣金贵到靠北 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical.
老板要下车了 我要每个人保持高度警惕 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert.
最后 主角上场 And bingo.
噢 这穿衣品味真糟糕 Oh. That is awful.
这就像把窗帘穿在身上一样 It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains.
你认识那个家伙 You know that dude?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
马格努森 屋顶上有三只鸽子 Magnusson
我来看看这个混蛋 Let me see this motherfucker.
-手提箱在他们手上 -开枪 -They have the stolen briefcase. Take the shot.
妈的 是拿着枪的泽托！ Oh
把亚里士多德带到安全的地方 MAGNUSSON: Get Aristotle to safety now.
分散包围 给我拿到那个箱子 Scatter and converge. Get that case!
他们不会知道我们有五条逃生路线 They won't know we have five possible escape routes.
他们有五种可能的逃生路线 They have five possible escape routes.
我忘记用诱饵了 Should've used a decoy.
看来他们没有诱饵 长官 MAN OVER RADIO: It appears they have no decoy
-我的天 他们也太业余了 -好了 快走！ -My God
快点 Come on!
如果你有听我说 If you'd listened to me
我们就会有撤离工具了 we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting!
这些白痴连撤离工具都没有 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle.
布莱斯 上车！ Bryce
跑 现在！ Go! Now!
让他动起来 布莱斯！ Move it
马格努森认出我了 Magnusson recognised me
也就是说他大概知道我接下来的每个动作 which means he probably knows my moves.
我不认识这些废物 I don't recognise any of these losers.
- 直接射杀 - 布莱斯 别再摸了！ -MAGNUSSON: Shoot to kill. Bryce
再等我一下！ - Just a moment!
- 好了 上车！ - 我们走吧！ -Got it! Go! Let's go!
? 给我一生的承诺和梦想的世界 Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
? 只需一种语言 Speak a language...
目标正在逃窜 快收网 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight.
布莱斯 小心！ Breese
? 永远不会错的 Mmm it can't be wrong...
哇哦 Wow!
这家伙的驾驶技术也太屌了 Wow
? 你是最棒的 You're simply the best...
我得说 能和你这样的车神尬车 I just wanted to say it's an absolute honour
是我莫大的荣幸 to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set.
谢谢你 感谢你的称赞 Thank you. I really appreciate that.
一流赛车手都追不上你 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you.
我想这是第一次 I think that's the first time
你对我说好话 you've ever said anything nice to me.
? 你简直是最棒的 You're simply the best.
布莱斯 布莱斯！ Bryce! Bryce!
蹲低点 大流士 冲冲冲 Get in the car
布莱斯 你在冲三小 Bryce
闪开点 混蛋！ Move
宝贝 你到底给他什么药 What the fuck did you give him?
就止痛药啊 Just painkillers.
是他太娇嫩了 But he's so fucking delicate.
目标往西逃窜 注意抓捕 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight.
喔不 别往楼梯开 混蛋！ Oh
早知道就穿运动胸罩了 I'm not wearing a sports bra!
我靠 这些人是疯子 -Ah! Jesus
这根本不是他妈的蜜月 This is no fucking honeymoon
跟鬼月没两样 This is shittymoon!
我们不也是度过了美好的一天吗 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day!
-你他妈的在跟我开玩笑吗 -一起购物 -Are you fucking kidding me? Shopping.
一起品酒 Wine-tasting.
对啊 用别人的钱 Yeah
买花给你 -Flowers.
妈妈咪呀！ Mamma mia!
目标仍在逃窜 One bird still remaining in flight.
还有该死的歌剧 Fucking opera!
你还给我睡着了 臭混蛋！ And you fell asleep
下午好 做个交易如何 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire.
哦 Oh.
你们交出那个公文包 You hand over that briefcase
我会很乐意解开那个手环 and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
好啊 -Sure.
我去你... Bugger me.
这就是布莱斯偶像的结局 Ah
目标正向南逃窜 继续追那箱子 Parrot's flying south. Get the case.
哦 不 求你了 Oh
当我说“现在” 就把你的车门踢开 When I say "now"
等等 And...
现在！ ..now!
哦 操！ Oh
啊 操 完了！ -Ah! Oh
我的天啊 我要死了！ Oh
我的上帝啊 -Oh
有我在 你冷静！ I got you! Calm down!
爽啦！ Oh
该死 Shit.
哦 你他妈在跟我开玩笑吧 Oh
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?!
潜下去 Dive!
我们摆脱他们了吗 -Did we lose them?
没有 他们还在 No
妈的！ Oh
索尼娅！ Sonia!
给我回到车里面！ Get the fuck back in the car!
你是想甩掉我吗 Are you trying to get rid of me?
我是在甩飞弹 Swinging out the fucking car?!
他在装弹 你来开车 Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel.
我去 啊！ Argh!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-抓好了 宝贝！ -大流士！ -Hang on
哦 他妈的！ Oh
呼 Ooh.
他忘了系安全带 They didn't wear their seatbelts.
"昨晚波多里诺某夜总会发生激烈火拼 The three fugitives responsible for
三名罪犯在逃..." a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night...
长官 您的电话 Phone call for you
"据称当前躲藏在意大利的某个地方" ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy.
"我们的世界新闻记者..." Our world news correspondent...
喂 Yeah?
长官 很抱歉通知您 Sir
那三个逃犯成功逃走了 but the three fugitives managed to escape.
"让警方搜索名誉扫地的保镖迈克尔·布莱斯 ..police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce
国际骗子索尼娅·金凯…" international con woman Sonia Kincaid...
找到他们 我要活的 When you find them
? 你睡着了 小布莱斯 You're asleep little Breese
? 可以他妈的醒过来吗 Can you please wake the fuck up?
? 在你的沉睡中 想到索尼娅 In your slumber think of Sonia
? 还有在她的手腕上的炸弹 And the bomb that's on her wrist.
嘿！你到底给我吃什么鬼药丸 Hey! What the fuck were those pills?
-就是些含锂药片啊 -锂 -It's just lithium. Lithium?!
宝贝 锂可不是止痛药 Baby
这是为了控制我的压力 大流士 压力就是痛苦 It's to manage my stress
小布 你还要吗 Breesey
你们离我远点 Don't you come anywhere near me.
我实在是受够你们了 I've had it with you two.
我很抱歉这么说话 但是索尼娅 你就是个肖查某 I'm sorry to say this
嘿嘿 混蛋 你不能那样和我老婆说话 Hey
凭什么不能 她绝对会是一个可怕的母亲 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother.
哪怕一只吉娃娃都会死在她的照顾之下 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care.
你现在立刻向索尼娅道歉 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now.
哦 去你的 “立刻道歉” Oh
怎样 你要开枪射我 What
年度最佳父亲也在这里呢 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait.
嘿！嘿 你要去哪里 混蛋 Hey! Hey
我让你道歉！ I said
我要把吃进去的锂弄出来 呜呼 Well
操 Fuck.
你好 你正打给迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有一个3A级的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
未来的迈克 我真的很迷茫 Future Michael
给我一个暗示 -Give me a sign.
“您的服务当前超出范围” Your service is currently out of range.
他妈的... Goddamn it. F...
现在那两个精神病正试图毁掉我的生活 Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life.
宝贝 你还好吗 Babe
我好极了 I'm great.
我们的蜜月真他妈好极了 I mean
虽然我的子宫里没有胎儿 I don't have a foetus in my womb
可我手腕上有个炸弹 but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
换句话说 你把我拖进这种生活方式 In other words
让我成为一个可怕的母亲 has made me a horrendous mother
我们甚至没有一个孩子 of the children we don't even have.
换句话说 这都是你的错！ In other words
这他妈的怎么是我的错 How the fuck is this my fault?
如果我记得没错 我可不是在 Now
该死的社交舞会上认识你 at no goddamn debutante ball.
-什么 -为他挡了一颗子弹 -What? Took a bullet for him.
为她挡了一颗子弹 Took a bullet for her.
好耶 布莱斯是 Yeah
大家最爱的档弹人了耶 everybody's favourite little bullet caddy
好的 开始游戏 来 OK
给我一个暗示 Give me a sign.
随便什么暗示 Any sign.
拜托了 Please.
好吧 这是一个明示 不是我要找的那种 OK
欢迎光临托斯卡纳 OK
随便什么暗示都好 随便！ Anything. Anything at all!
我知道你想做什么 我... I see what you're doing. I...
你想玩 来啊我们来玩啊 You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball.
你应该为了你的狗屎承担责任！ Take some responsibility for your shit!
索尼娅 不是我他妈的错！ Sonia
-嘿 -你真的让我... - Hey. You're really making me...
-嘿！-干嘛 - Hey! What?
我刚才说了一些垃圾话 I said some awful stuff back there
可能是因为我“不小心”服用了锂 because I was involuntarily administered lithium.
我接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
我不是在道歉 但我想起一个可以帮助我们的人 I'm not apologising. But I know someone who can help us out.
这你也准备掏枪 你不会按门铃 Is this like that gun thing? You can't press doorbells either?
只是自从我失去执照后 就再也没有跟我爸说过话了 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence.
所以你果然是无证上岗 So
你不懂 You don't understand.
他是有史以来最伟大的保镖 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived...
而我仅仅只是...我而已 ..and I'm just...me.
你要干嘛 What are you doing? What are you doing?
他妈的 Fuck!
好吧 Alright.
布莱斯先生正在后院砍柴 Mr Bryce out back. He chop the wood.
一会就好 我去给你们倒点水 He be a moment. I'll get you some water.
这3A狗屎奖励居然还是传家宝 This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy.
嗨 爸爸 Hey
我从未想过我会像这样回家 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this.
我一直以为会是在不同的情况下 I always thought it would be under different circumstances.
你也知道 我的...我的执照还在审查中 As I'm sure you know
我很抱歉 让你丢脸了 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace.
但我们真的需要你的帮助 We really need your help.
在外面的世界里 你是一个没有执照的保镖 Out there in the world
但在这... but here...
你就只是我的儿子 ..here you are my son
这也永远会是你的家 and this is your home.
我去你我他妈的 What the fuck?!
哇 Aww!
给我 安静点 Just chill.
我正在和我爸共度一个 我期待已久的时刻 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad.
我懂的 你被吓到了 I get it. You're freaking out.
-他是……他是……他是…… - 一个传奇 是的 -He's...he's...he's... A legend. Yes.
你可能会觉得很奇怪 但对我来说他只是我爸爸 That's weird for you
不 我惊讶的是 No
因为他的声音太过低沉有磁性吗 Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre?
对 那的确很迷人 但是很多人声音都... Yes. It's remarkable
不 混蛋 不是他声音怎样 No
- 关键是他... - 是已出版作品的作者吗 -It's the fact that he... Is a published author?
嗯 怎么了 大流士 Huh? What is it
直接一点 说实话我听够你整天“踩”圈子了 Spit it out
是“兜”圈子 小朋友 it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush.
- “兜”圈子 孩子 - 什么 -'Around'
意思是「拐弯抹角」 The expression is 'beat around the bush'.
-有意思 -是“兜” - Interesting. It's 'around'.
-抱歉 我是 -我知道你是谁 -Sorry
我有看新闻 I watch the news.
你好啊 亲爱的 Hello
很高兴认识你 布莱斯的父亲 Nice to meet you
-我的荣幸 -你有一个可爱的儿子 -My pleasure. You have a lovely son.
能把他手上那东西去掉吗 Can we have it removed?
嗯 我们会尽力的 Well
-朱塞佩 -长官 有何吩咐 -Giuseppe? Yes
安排一个安全的房子 Make arrangements for a safe house
并准备好取消链接TI-47的设备 and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47.
你什么时候要解释一下为何你爸是黑人 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black?
是继父 而且我不认为这有什么好解释的 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant.
你为什么不试着用心看待事物 而不老是愤世嫉俗呢 Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate?
-什么用心 愤世 -Yeah. Relevant? Heart? Hate?
你在说什么鬼话 What the fuck are you talking about?
-你很他妈的清楚我在说什么 -行了 孩子们 -You know exactly what I'm... Alright now
-对不起 爸爸 -不要在我屋檐下嘴炮 好吗 -I'm sorry
-遵命 -谁饿了 -Understood. Who's hungry?
-我要吃饭 -好 没问题 -I can eat. Good
-饿吗 -我也有点饿了 -Hungry? I'm a little peckish.
这所有的子弹 都是我爸替政府檔的 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state.
哦 够厉害 Ooh
没有什么比档子弹让你觉得自己像个男人 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man.
-是的 我被击中过20次 -我也中枪过一次 -Yeah
-是吗 -是啊 为救大流士档的 -Yeah? Yeah
我救了他的小命 对吧 大流士 I saved his life. Right
布莱斯在海牙为救我丈夫档过一枪 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague.
他超勇敢 He was very brave.
看 就在这里 Check it out. Right there.
为什么那看起来像个雀斑 Bryce
他昨晚还替我档了一发散弹枪 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night.
其实我穿了防弹衣 Well
防弹衣 真正的3A级从不穿防弹 Kevlar? Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar.
我知道布莱斯只需一把可靠的折迭刀 Course
就能把大部分危险扼杀于摇篮 he'll have the danger all taken care of
在情况到那种程度之前 before it even gets to that.
你尽管笑我 但无数的国家元首 You...you laugh
都是被折迭刀刺杀的 have been taken out by the penknife.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
来了 埃琳娜的义式冰淇淋 Ah
这边最好的冰淇淋 Best gelato this side...
布莱斯 Bryce?
失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
布莱斯 Bryce.
布莱斯 Bryce?
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
是冰淇淋 It's the gelato.
我忘了 这对他是个创伤诱发物 I forgot. It's a trigger.
为什么 Why?
布莱斯之前一直和他的母亲一起生活 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother.
她曾叫他 她的“小小保镖” She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'.
每个星期天 她都会带布莱斯去游乐园 Every Sunday
但游乐设施不是他最感兴趣的 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in.
而是意大利冰淇淋 It was the gelato.
哦 是的 Oh
布莱斯在思考 Bryce weighed the pros and cons
桃子和熏衣草口味的优缺点 of rocky road versus lavender fig.
没完没了 It seemed endless.
然后呢 他是不是选错口味了 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavour?
不 亲爱的 是命运选中了他的母亲 BRYCE SENIOR: No
直到今天我也不明白 To this day
为什么一个290磅重的意大利人 why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man
会想玩伞兵转盘 wanted to ride the Paratrooper.
不过 我也不想知道 -Truth is
有些事最好别想清楚反而更好 Some things are best left unsaid.
而布莱斯 选择把责任摆在自己身上 And Bryce
这就是他执于系安全带的原因 That's why he loves seatbelts.
但还是不能解释为何他这么顾人怨 Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying.
你才顾人怨 You're annoying.
你好 你好阿 Hi. Hi. Hi.
-你还好吗 -我很好 我没事 -Are you OK? I'm fine. I'm fine.
-要我推你吗 -不不不 谢谢你 -Do you want me to push you? No
我只是 有时会想哭 当我清醒的时候 所以... I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake
你父亲刚告诉了我们 关于你母亲的事 Your father told us what happened to your mother.
如果我早决定桃子冰淇淋一分钟 Ah
她可能就不会死了 she'd still be alive.
这都是我的错 我知道的 It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
哦 不不 这不是你的错 Oh
你不该责怪自己 You cannot blame yourself.
感到内疚是很正常的 I mean
我比你想象中更能理解你 I understand you better than you think.
我妈妈是被鲨鱼吃掉的 My mother was eaten by a shark.
亲眼看着母亲被野兽吞噬 You know
真的能给人留下无法想象的创伤 it can really traumatise you more than you can think.
但天啊 你真的留下了巨大的阴影对吧 But my God
你搞砸的事情数不胜数 I mean
-现在一切都说得通了 -是的 -Now it all makes sense... Yeah.
包括你对我胸部的执念 ..including your obsession with my boobs.
什么 你刚才是不是说"对你胸部" What? I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs?
我从来没有想过你的胸部 一次都没有 I've never thought about your boobs
你明明对我的胸部有意思 Come on
我的老天鹅 随便你说 Jesus Christ
你救我的时候 是非常温柔地 When you saved me
托着我的胸部把我推开的 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet.
那时候没有太多选择 Not a lot of alternative real estate there.
我能听到你内心那个小男孩的吶喊 I could hear the little boy inside of you
“妈妈 请不要死 我需要你！” "Mommy
我不认为我会喊这个 I don't think that's what I was screaming.
而且这听起来根本不像我 I don't sound like that... at all.
如果这能让你觉得好点... If it makes you feel any better...
完全没有 It doesn't.
我也不能吃冰淇淋 ..I cannot eat gelato either.
好喔 我感觉好多了 我不在乎 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care.
我又乳糖不耐症 I'm lactose-intolerant.
我还是不在乎 所以 I still don't care
我要回去了 I'm gonna head back inside.
我觉得藏红花茶快上了 I think they're serving
好的 太棒了 真的非常非常棒 OK. Hey
去安全屋... To get to the safe house...
好的 很好 非常感谢 Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much.
所以 我们只要在这里向右转 So
好消息 我的线人说一切就绪 Good news. My contact says everything is all set.
我们马上就可以把TI-47从你身上取下来了 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time.
同时 我会与国际刑警组织把事情讲清楚 Meanwhile
索尼娅 给他们点空间 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together.
布莱斯 Bryce...
很抱歉 ..I'm...
我忘了冰淇淋的事 ..sorry about the gelato.
嘿 Hey...
之前失去执照的人从未回来过 A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back.
看看你 你会成为英雄的 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
我会去安全屋找你 I'll come down to the safe house and see you
在我了解更多信息之后 after I've got some more information.
我也会跟审查委员会再聊聊 I'll also have a talk with the review board
看能不能为你举行一场公听会 see to it you get a good hearing.
谢谢你 谢谢你 爸 Thank you. Thank you
别再担心了 No worries.
对了 布莱斯 Oh
开捷豹走 Take the Jag.
捷豹 The Jag?
我小时候看都不能看的那台 The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid?
你应得的 You've earned it.
? 哦，宝贝 Oh baby
? 嗯 我做了什么 哦 宝贝 Uh uh what did I do? Oh baby...
哦 - Oh!
妈的 我爱死这台车了 Damn
-耶！ -但你更爱我 -Yeah! But you love me more.
-我的宝贝 -呼！ -Ooh
我爱上了爱情 I'm in love with love!
? 比蜂蜜还甜 姑娘 Sweeter than honey girl
? 你可以照亮我的一天 You can brighten up my day...
容我坦言一分钟 Can we just acknowledge for one second
我们现在不仅安全 that not only are we safe...
我还真的可能有机会拿回我的执照 ..but I think I'm gonna get my licence back
都要感谢我父亲的帮助 all because of my father.
我真为你高兴 布莱斯 I'm so happy for you
宝贝 Baby...
有件事我一直想告诉你 There's something I've been meaning to tell you.
我... I...
什么 -What?
我想我可能会加入我爸的保镖公司 You know
“布莱斯和他儿子” "Bryce and Son".
听起来... That sounds...
有点绕口 A little cotton mouth. Whoa.
你们就是没法不对彼此动手动脚 Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other.
这感觉有点熟悉 This feels familiar.
我可没被盖布袋这么多次 I don't spend that much time with my head in bags.
你能哪怕一次提前发现伏击吗 You think maybe once you could spot the ambush?
别弄乱我发型 混蛋 Oh. Watch my hair
不可能 你是马格 No way! Mags!
我是你粉丝！ Huge fan!
你在开玩笑吗 Are you seriously dick-riding right now?
真心不骗 他是我的英雄 100%. He's my hero.
我也在考虑开始吸大麻了 I'm thinking about getting into vaping.
似乎是我该做的事 Seems like the right thing to do.
这见鬼的是什么情况 What in the A-double-money-sign is that?
亚里士多德·帕多波洛斯 Aristotle Papdopolous.
我的小烤肉串 My little souvlaki.
我可爱的布加察 My sweet bougatsa.
我的宝贝 My darling.
我以为我再也见不到你了 I thought I had lost you forever.
无数个不眠之夜 So many sleepless nights.
我在绝望的迷宫里徘徊许久 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair.
有人可以告诉我这他妈是怎么回事吗 Uh
在摩洛哥 Monaco.
有一个陷入迷途的少女 A girl who had lost her way
在赌桌上与富翁们眉来眼去 turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables.
直到她遇见那个神秘的希腊男人 But when she met a mysterious Greek man
女孩才懂得人生的意义远不止于此 he taught her there was more to life.
艺术生活 A life of art
文学 literature
舞蹈和激情 dance and passion.
她学会欣赏生命中的珍品 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life.
但当巨型邮轮上廉价的甲板 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht
折断了她的古驰高跟鞋时 snapped her beautiful Gucci heel
她的命运又发生了翻天覆地的变化 fate took another turn.
渔民发现了她 She was found by fishermen.
她在床上躺了几个星期 She laid in bed for weeks
当她醒来时 她失忆了 and when she finally woke
现在看到你的脸 Now seeing your face
你的声音就在我耳边 and listening to your voice so closely to my ear
一切往事席卷而来 it all came rushing back to me.
你治好了我的失忆症 -You've cured me. ARISTOTLE: Mm.
能帮我把头套套回去吗 Can you put the hood back on?
你居然和这个混蛋有一腿 You got history with this motherfucker?
如果我早知道 ARISTOTLE: And if I'd known earlier
是你拿走我的箱子 it was you who had my case
我保证 I would have ensured
你的待遇会和美神阿佛洛狄忒一样 you were treated like the Aphrodite you are.
谢谢 Thank you.
把这两个人 -ARISTOTLE: Have these two... Oh.
带到审问室里交给卢卡斯和弗朗西斯科 ..brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers.
酷刑室 Torture chamber?
-他说的是“恰恰室 ” -不是 你耳包吗 -Did he say
也许有一天你会学到 Perhaps one day
强者不需要脏话 you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity
也能表达自己 to express themselves.
我当然知道如何表达我自己 混蛋 Oh
-带走 -相信我 -Take them away. Believe me.
我还没开始正式表达呢 I have not begun to express myself.
能把我们分开关吗 Do we have separate torture chambers?
伟大计划的最后一块拼图 ARISTOTLE: The final piece of my master plan
将为欧洲的暴行付出代价 to win justice for Europe's atrocities.
带这个去技术中心并准备好我的游艇 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared.
跟我来 Come with me.
我有东西要给你看 I have something to show you.
这是我们梦想一起打造的房间 The room we dreamed of building together.
太美了 Oh
是的 在你消失之后我终于完成了它 Yes
我希望它会是让你回家的灯塔 in the hope it would be a beacon for your return.
你有没有想过也许她在骗你 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you?
什么 What?
我是说 她是个骗子 I'm just saying
女骗子的惯用手法 That's what con women do.
诈骗女 我不知道你们是怎么说的 Con person? Person? I don't know how you say that.
你们能晚点再来吗 Could you guys come back a little bit later?
我们正在... We're in the middle of a...
你们最好乖乖招供 You're gonna tell us everything you know.
哦 天呐 Oh
我什么屁都不会放 去你... I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing.
你可以整天电他 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day
他死也不会吐出一个字 and he won't say a goddamn word.
你没有结过婚 So
你是我唯一的真爱 You were my only true love.
你受了太多苦 You have suffered so much.
他可以玩这个一整天 He can go all day with that.
你可以一整天都电他 但只会让他更火大 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier.
-呼！ -没错 -Hoo! Mm-hm. Yeah.
我超好相处 有问必答 Wait. I
我会告诉你一切 只要你把那东西拿开 I'll tell you everything if you just keep...
虾毁 你真的要说 -Really?! Yeah.
我正在渡假 索尼娅突然跑来 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
噢 混蛋！ Oh
她说金凯有麻烦 然后国际刑警也来了 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came.
我都不知道他们从哪冒出来的 I don't even know where those guys came from.
那家伙叫鲍比奥尼尔 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill.
还是叫罗伯特·奥尼尔来着 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean.
重点是他想让我去交易 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy.
我甚至不知道要买什么 可能是毒品之类的 I don't even know what a buy is. That's
任何东西都有可能 I mean
你是弗朗西斯科还是他是... Is that Francesco or are you...
放我下来！ Let me down!
他妈的放我下来！ Let me down
其实给你看这个不太合适 It is insensitive of me to show you this
毕竟你的身体状况 considering your condition.
-我的什么 -卡洛是我的同事 -My what? Carlo was an associate of mine.
他在生育诊所看见你丈夫 When he found your husband
-生育诊所 -买冷冻卵子 -A fertility clinic? Buying fresh eggs.
我猜...你可能不孕 I assumed...you were barren.
长官 有情况 Sir
记得提醒我 以后什么屁都不能跟你说 Remind me never to tell you shit.
-可我们逃出来了 对吧 -随便 管他的 -Well
接下来去救我的宝贝吧 Let's go save my girl.
不知道该不该相信她说的失忆 I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing.
你怎么突然就讨厌索尼娅了 她可喜欢你了 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you!
我不是讨厌她 我只是觉得 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying...
她讲的故事情境我好像在哪里看过 I just reminds me of something
就像一本书或电影情节之类的 It's like a book or a movie or something.
我们不能在这里开枪 Please don't fire a gun in a cave!
去你的 又不是你被电 Motherfucker
让我们看看用流星锤能做什么 Huh! I guess we'll find out what a mace will do.
我觉得那只是装饰品 Oh
到底在哪里看过啊 想不起来 要疯了 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.
“落水因缘” 'Overboard'!
库尔特·拉塞尔 戈尔迪·霍恩演的那部 她在电影里失忆了 Kurt Russell
我感觉好多了 Oh
胡说八道 Oh
哇 该死！我想带走那支流星锤 Whoa
-索尼娅！索尼娅！索尼娅！ -嘿！别喊了！ -Sonia! Sonia! Sonia! Hey! Stop yelling!
你想害死我们吗 Hey
-她在那 她在那里！ -不 别去 -There she is! There she is! No
-索尼娅我来救你了！ -你骗了我 -Sonia! I'm coming to get you! You lied to me.
-什么 -我们度蜜月那晚 -What?! The night of our honeymoon.
-你根本没接工作 -真的要现在说这个吗 -You didn't take a job. Are we really doing this now?
你是去生育诊所买卵子 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs
因为你觉得我不孕 because you think mine are rotten.
宝贝 你以为在生育诊所买卵子 Baby
跟在菜市场买鸡蛋一样简单吗 like a grocery store.
那个混蛋在骗你！ That motherfucker's lying to you!
你想要一生都在逃亡吗 Do you want a life on the run
还是你想要一个稳定的家庭 or do you want the stability of a family?
再见大流士 我们结束了 Goodbye
-宝贝 不 -我们得走了 我们必须走了 -Baby
-大流士 -索尼娅 索尼娅 拜托！ -Darius... Sonia
我们走！ Let's go!
? 生气的事 Is an angry thing
? 会将你的心撕成碎片 It'll tear your heart to pieces
? 还有爱 如此疯狂的事情 And love such a crazy thing
? 它会在你意想不到的时候让你崩溃 It'll break you down when you least expect it
? 我以为我了解爱情 Thought I knew about love
? 到头来才知道我被骗了 Mm I've been deceived...
她玩弄他又玩弄你 Maybe she's playing him to play you
就像三角恋 like a triple cross.
才不是三角恋 There's no fucking triple cross.
他可以给她 If that's the lifestyle she wants
她想要的生活 and he can give it to her
他更厉害 more power to him.
而我卡里没钱 I got no money in the bank
还有国际刑警盯着 Interpol's always in my ass
我是个“空包弹”射手 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks.
等等 你说什么 Wait
不是子弹 混蛋 是精子 Not bullets
一次工作中我的蛋蛋被伤到了 I got shot in the nuts on a job
但我没告诉过索尼娅 and I never told Sonia about it.
你没有睾丸 You don't have testicles?
不 我的意思是有 我有睾丸 No. I mean yes! Yes
右边的十分健康 The right one
但左边的就有点萎了 The left one
所以我的泳员们永远过不了 So
那最后一关 to get across the finish line
我给不了索尼娅她最想要的东西 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world.
我早说过要对她坦诚 I told you
如果你对她诚实 这一切都不会发生 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her!
坦诚只会让你屁滚尿流或送你坐牢 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence.
有缘再见 I'll see you when I see you.
你要去哪里 -Where are you going?
大流士 Hey
大流士 Darius!
爸 安全屋那里有埋伏 Dad
捷豹怎么会在这里 What's the Jag doing here?
你是我见过最蠢的白痴 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met.
哇 那真是 Wow. That
我负责亚里士多德的人身安全 I handle Aristotle's security detail
在意大利的时候 while he's in Italy
你竟然替坏蛋工作 You...you work for the bad guys?
一个3A级保镖会把客户看得比 上帝和家庭还要重要 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God
更别提你这个一文不值的人 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself.
你真是个混... You are a cruel son of...
我本来想告发你 I would turn you in
但那就表示我认为你是个威胁 but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat.
对了 布莱斯 我和审查委员会谈过了 Oh
他们与我看法一致 你的执照被永久吊销了 They agreed with me you're barred for life.
我的亲生父亲绝不会这样对待我 My real dad would never treat me like this.
你真正的父亲 废话 Your real dad. Bullshit.
没人知道谁是你真正的父亲 Nobody knows who your real dad was.
我该怎么说你妈妈 Your mother was how do I say it?
很懂得激烈的社交 intensely social.
哇 Wow.
赶紧滚吧 你简直是我人生的污点 Now
?好吧 我不介意一个人睡 Well I don't mind sleeping alone
? 如果这意味着我不必再玩你的疯狂游戏 If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more
? 你是我见过最珍贵的事物 You're the most precious thing I've ever seen
? 但我不会让它溜走 But I ain't gonna let it slide
? 当你对我刻薄 When you're mean to me
? 我知道那是我应得的爱 I know the love that I deserve
? 我希望你能遵循自我 And I hope you find yourself
? 在我找到别人之前成为我的爱人 Before I find somebody else to be my love
? 我希望你能遵循自己 I hope you find yourself
? 在我找到别人之前成为我的爱人 Before I find somebody else to be my love...
世界上这么多酒馆 你偏偏进了我在的这间 Out of all of gin joints in all the world
我爸耍了我们 他是亚里士多德的保镖 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security.
而且他非常恨我 Also
我欠你一个道歉 金凯 I owe you an apology
你知道吗 你的遭遇其实比我好 You know
我不当“好好先生布莱斯”了 No more Mr Nice Bryce.
我要当恶棍 我要放纵自己 I wanna be a bad-ass
我们可以来点卡洛因 Hey...we should do some coke!
想得美 你光喝汽水都能喝嗨 Motherfucker
我找大流士·金凯 谢谢 I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid
这里有金凯先生吗 Is there a Mr Kincaid here?
谁打来的 -Who's asking?
-我是他老婆 混蛋！ -你老婆 -His fucking wife
你他妈想怎样 还有你是怎么找到我的 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me?
我能找到你是因为他们找到你了 混蛋 I found you 'cause they found you
有一堆杀手正往你那过去 There's a kill team coming your way
所以你他妈最好赶快离开那里 so you better get the fuck out of there.
还有你这什么态度 And how dare you give me attitude
老娘在这冒着生命危险 when I am risking my hot ass over here
就只为了我们他妈的蜜月 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon.
那摩纳哥的那些屁事呢 And what about all that shit in Monaco?
拜托 大流士 Oh
你知道在你之前我骗过多少人吗 you know how many men I'd conned before you came along?
-我根本没有失忆 -真的 -I never had amnesia. For real?
你怎么会有一点我会离开你的想法 How could you think for a second that I would leave you?
我根本不能想象没有你的生活 I can't imagine my life without you.
宝贝 听着 Baby
我去生育诊所不是因为你 I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you.
宝贝 Baby.
我觉得是因为我 你才不能怀孕 I think you can't get pregnant because of me.
我骗你是因为我知道你多么想要一个家庭 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family
我不想令你失望 and I didn't wanna disappoint you.
你自己私下去诊所 You went to that clinic
就为了让我不必面对事实 so I didn't have to confront the fact
一直到我生命的最后一刻 that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock.
宝贝 要是能组成一个完整的家就好了 Would've been nice to have a family.
我们可以领养 We can adopt!
对齁 宝贝 Oh
你会成为最好的父亲 宝贝 You will be the BEST father
你看 你对布莱斯多好 I mean
这种功能不健全被抛弃的可怜孩子 this dysfunctional
他父亲显然讨厌他 -His father obviously hates him.
他都没有什么朋友 I mean
而你 你却是他的一缕阳光 And you
我太爱你了 索尼娅·金凯 I love you so much
我现在就去救你 And I'm coming to rescue your ass.
我现在更爱你 我的宝贝 I love you more than ever
但你他妈的最好快点 But you better hurry the fuck up
因为这个混蛋疯了 because this motherfucker is crazy!
他马上要毁掉欧洲以拯救希腊 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece.
明天钻进数据网的同时 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow
他会坐游艇逃离 while he escapes on his yacht.
你必须要阻止他 You have to stop him.
给我趴下！ Get the fuck down!
呜呼 Whoo!
子弹对我过敏... Bullets are allergic to me...
白痴 你根本不是抢我台词的料 Motherfucker
大流士 大流士 Darius? Darius?
失去爱人的滋味如何 So
对我来说 会失眠 I
而且痛苦 The pain was
如此巨大 ..so immense.
失忆 Amnesia?
在搞笑 Really?
你以为我没看过“落水因缘” Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'?
库尔特·拉塞尔 戈尔迪·霍恩 Kurt Russell
算是经典 A minor classic.
我的保安已经消灭了你的宝贝爱人 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha.
而你将无依无靠 孤独地死去 And you will die alone and without a family.
这世上没有人可以杀死大流士·金凯 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid.
那个王八蛋是杀不死的 That motherfucker is unkillable.
哇 Whoo!
飞车追逐战 Oh! Car chase.
妈的 Oh
? 你一直想要这一切 You want it all the way...
你正打给迈克尔·布莱斯 You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A级的一天 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
-未来的迈克 也就是我 -妈的 -Hey
认真吗 现在打电话 Are you seriously making a phone call right now?
妈的 Oh
我觉得我的心灵之旅快完成了 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete.
但现在我意识到 But now I realise...
废物才会痴迷于安全 ..safety's for losers!
从前的布莱斯早就不在了 -The old Bryce
我现在开车不系安全带了 I'm driving without a seatbelt now.
? 现在失去太多 了 Now it's too much to lose...
而且最疯狂的是 It's a crazy thing that happens
当你失去一切 when you... when you lose everything.
操 Shit!
就再没有什么可以失去了 You got nothing left to lose.
准备拦截 To intercept
就像提姆·麦格劳常说的 You know
提姆·麦格啥 -Tim Mc-fucking-who?
你得像将死之人一样活着 You gotta live like you were dying.
这可真是我这辈子听过最鬼扯的屁话 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life!
我正处于人生转折点 宝贝 我感到了真正的 I'm at the event horizon
-没人在追我们 开慢点 -我完全自由了 -Nobody's after us. Slow down. ..and completely free.
布莱斯 布莱斯 该醒来了 Bryce
你不...不用跑这么快 You don't...you don't have to go this fast.
不 不仅仅是象征性地自由 No
而是真正绝对地100% 自由 but
我就像一只鸟 I'm like a bird.
他妈的 Fuck.
我没事 It's OK!
我膝盖头的皮肤稍微擦到而已 My knees
我没事 I'm OK.
我很好 -I'm OK.
我马上要见到我爸了 我超紧张 So
因为我最想要的就是让他为我感到骄傲 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me.
我认为你 未来的迈克 And I think you
会为这个处理方式感到骄傲 will be proud of me for dealing with this.
我知道我说了很多话 I know I've said a lot of things and...
不管这个过去的迈克白痴是谁 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is
他必须消失 it's got to go.
你就是未来的迈克 混蛋 You ARE the future Michael
我爸说我是他人生中的污点 My dad called me a stain on his legacy.
听我说 布莱斯 Jesus Christ
你就是个混蛋 没错 You are a fuck-up
还有些小毛病 You got some fucking issues.
但你不能让那个 But you can't allow
跟你没有血缘关系的混蛋决定你是谁 a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you.
有些事我一直想告诉你 Something I've been meaning to tell you.
我被击伤蛋蛋那件事 When I got clipped in the nuts...
发生在布鲁塞尔 ..happened in Brussels.
布鲁塞尔 Brussels?
我是迈克尔·布莱斯 您的高级保镖 I'm Michael Bryce
趴下！ -Get down! Shots fired!
敌袭 敌袭！ Contact! Contact!
啊 你他妈... Arrgh! Motherf...
我是那个射中你蛋蛋的人 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts
而你却从未想过告诉我 and you never thought to tell me that?
这代表 我赢了 你输了 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you.
那是反弹上去的 Nah
-反弹个屁 -反弹上去的不算 -Ricochet my ass
-你就是输给我了 -除非他们说... -It's an L for you. ..unless you call 'em...
接受失败 认了吧！ -Take the L! ..motherfucker.
尽管你把我烦得要死 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve
但你确实是个不错保镖 you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard.
我永远拿不回我的执照 都结束了 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over.
我爸和审查委员会说过 我玩完了 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done.
去他妈的审查委员会 Fuck the review board
你还叫那个混账爸 fuck that motherfucker you call Dad.
你不需要执照 You don't need a licence.
保镖是做什么的 What do bodyguards do?
保护人 They protect people?
现在整个欧洲都需要你的保护 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now.
跟我说一遍 Now
我没有执照 但我不在乎 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
我没有执照 这太可怕了... I'm unlicensed and that's terrible...
再说一遍 -Again?
我没有执照 但我不在乎 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
大声点 Louder.
我没有执照 但我他妈不在乎 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
再大声点 Robust!
我没有执照 林北呒咧惊！ I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
现在做我们最擅长的 大闹一番吧 Now
闹翻天吧 Let's go fuck some shit up!
-把手举在空中 -我没有碰到枪 Hands in the air! Nope! Wasn't touching it.
我们说的是实话 We're telling you the truth.
索尼娅告诉金凯 Sonia told Kincaid
亚里士多德正在钻探维亚雷焦中心的数据 that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio.
他会在一个小时内上传病毒 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour.
亚里士多德的势力太大了 我们没办法及时拿到逮捕令 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time.
-那让我们去搞定他 -拜托 -Let us take him down. Come on.
我们刚收到报告说有人正在钻探 We just got reports of drilling
维亚雷焦的中心位置 at a location in the centre of Viarregio.
我们在那个地区有什么可用的人 What assets do we have on the ground in that region?
最近的探员是鲍比·奥尼尔 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill.
哦 操 Oh
也许这次我们要用在波士顿用过的方法 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way.
好吧 通知所有当地人员 都派到钻头那去 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill.
还有 一艘巨型游艇正驶离法国海域 There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters.
天啊 Christ's sakes.
千万别当纪录片里那种政府特工 So
他们有坏人的所有情报还让人给跑了 who has all the info on the bad guy
-别当那种人 -那种女人 -Don't be that guy. Woman.
我觉得我已经表达的很清楚了 I think that's implied.
你们需要什么来阻止亚里士多德 What do you need to stop Aristotle?
我们需要船 We need boats.
我们还需要枪 And we need guns.
这才是我的好保镖 That's my motherfucking bodyguard!
-我们还需要他们 -什么 -And we need them. What?
你们叫什么 What are your names?
-盖瑞 -约翰 -Gary. Johan.
盖瑞 约翰 准备好要多人运动了吗 Gary
公三小 What?
好像怪怪的 That came out wrong.
不是多人 只跟我们 Not together. With us.
听起来还是怪 That also came out wrong.
你们要在行动上准备好 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context.
我们看到了杀手和保镖 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard
乘着快艇离开港口 leaving port in a speedboat.
出动一级安保 Deploy level one security.
冲冲冲 行动！ -Go
盖瑞 我觉得我们寡不敌众 Hey
废话 约翰 No fucking shit
天哪 希望盖瑞和约翰没事 God
那群人怎么他妈会觉得那是我们 How the fuck did they even think that's us?
那两个人一发都没打中 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody!
这叫做诱饵 大流士 这是保镖入门课程 Well
我爸有三级安保 My dad's gonna have three levels of security.
-刚才只是第一级 -无聊 -That was the first. Boring.
-无聊胜过有聊 -快他妈走吧 -Well
我再吵我就把这艘船掉头 I will turn this boat around!
你老板是怎么在说我的 What was it your boss was saying about me?
“什么诡异的阴谋论占用资源” "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources."
当奥尼尔证明自己没错 When O'Neill proves himself right
现在却有一整队的警察和特警队护送 he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team.
我们还有30秒到达维亚雷焦 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio.
收到 Copy that.
如果我们不停止钻探 If we don't stop the drill
他们会上传病毒 毁灭欧洲 they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe.
趴下 趴下 趴在地上 Get down
趴下 趴下 所有人给我趴下 Get down
都给我趴下 Everybody down!
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
等一下 他说他们在建管道 Stop
-管道 什么管道 -（意大利语） -Pipes? What kind of pipes?
什么样的管道 闭嘴！ What kind of pipes? Shut up!
等等 这不是数据节点 Wait
什么 What?!
这是高压污水管线 It's a high pressure sewage line.
-该死 -不 -Shit! No!
意大利语 -Shit! No!
这不是我们要找的钻孔机 It's not our drill.
你是在跟我说我们把 Are you telling me that we've sent
所有的资源送到了错误的位置 all our resources to the wrong location?
这里的项目经理告诉我 The site manager here is telling me
从码头被偷走的 the type of drill that was stolen from the dock
是深海钻探机 is a deep-sea drill.
他们不是在陆地上钻 他们在海里钻 They're not drilling on land
不是维亚雷焦市 It ain't Viarregio the town
是维亚雷焦海沟 it's Viarregio the ocean trench.
猜猜下面是什么 欧洲的中央数据枢纽 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction.
什么 什么意思 What? What does that mean?
意思是说欧洲的命运 It means the fate of Europe
掌握在杀手和一个保镖手中 is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard.
没有执照的... Who's unlicensed.
潜水员入水 Divers in the water.
正在布置钻头 长官 Deploying the drill now
探头正在下降 Drill head descending.
100米 100 metres.
首先 我的小宝贝 First
你会看到欧洲陷入火海 you are going to watch Europe burn.
然后 我会把你丢到海里 And then I am going to dump you at sea.
但这一次 没有项链了 But this time without the necklace.
船长 有不明船只接近我们 Captain
是那个杀手和保镖吗 Is it hit man and bodyguard?
不可能 It can't be.
一级安保已经解决他们了 Level one security neutralised them.
看好他们 Hmm. Attend to it.
是的 长官 Yes
这里没有人 船是空的 There's no-one here. The boat is empty.
早安 混蛋 Buongiorno
诱饵 屡试不爽 Decoys. Works every time.
你不是说有好几级安保吗 Didn't you say there were several layers of security?
第二级会更... Level two is gonna be much more
注意 MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: Attention!
你们已经被包围 We have you completely surrounded.
绝对没有机会逃... There is absolutely no chance of...
有点不实用 Not very practical.
我们能不能跳几个级别 Well
直奔最难的那级 and get to the hard shit?
当然 Sure.
长官 我们已经看到数据节点 Sir
你处理上面 我负责下面 You take the upper
真有趣 你父亲告诉我你不碰枪了 That's funny
我休假结束了 Sabbatical's over.
现在 把枪还我 Now
这...这是什么巫术 What sort of witchcraft is that?!
啊啊 操 Fuck!
准备好看我的魔法了吗 Alright
嗯 Huh? Huh?
靠 Fuck!
没关系 魔法可没这么简单 That's OK
长官 我们已经接上数据节点了 Sir
开启钻探程序 Initiating drill sequence.
是曼谷那个用屁股打 Is that the same grandmother
乒乓球的老太婆吗 who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok?
我是日本人 你这无知老人 I'm Japanese
-小心...只是...-轻轻割一下 -Look...just... Slight scratch.
轻轻喷一下 -Slight splash. Oh...
靠 -Boom! Shit! Arrgh!
该死！ Shit!
马格南有六发子弹 Magnum .44 has six rounds.
你只剩下一发了 鸡巴老化石 You have only one left
他妈的 Fuck.
我能在角落看到你 I can see around corners!
穿过墙壁 Through walls...
和沙发 ..and sofas.
你连从热象仪看起来都很古老 Even your heat signature looks old.
吃 屎 啦 Kiss...my...ass.
? 哭泣的宝贝 哭泣的宝贝 Cry baby cry baby...
? 我看到了暗示 I saw the sign
? 它让我大开眼界 And it opened up my eyes...
你很幸运 刚好我喜欢这首歌 You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song.
? 进入你所在的光明 Into the light where you be...
数据节点已受损坏 Data junction compromised.
开始上传病毒 Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus.
病毒上传已启动 COMPUTER: Virus upload initiated.
预计时间 六分钟 Estimated time six minutes.
长官 一级安保追的是一个诱饵 Sir
马格努森和泽托会处理的 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
杀了她 Kill her.
来吧 杀手！ Come on
病毒上传 Virus uploading.
剩余时间 五分钟 Time remaining five minutes.
帮我跟阎罗问声好 Say hello to my little filos.
作为他的保镖 As his bodyguard
我强烈建议你把枪放下 I strongly advise you put the gun down.
作为他的保镖 BRYCE SENIOR: As HIS bodyguard
我也强烈建议你把枪放下 I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down.
我做不到 I can't do that.
我一通电话 审查委员会就会更新你的执照 One phone call and the review board renews your licence.
这是你一直想要的 孩子 This is what you've always wanted
他是我朋友 He's my friend.
他是我最好的朋友 我们是永好友 He's my best friend. My BFF.
“永远最好的朋友”的简称 That's 'best friends forever'.
-病毒上传 -爸爸 -Virus upload. Dad.
-剩余时间... -爸爸 爸爸 该死！ -Time remaining... Dad. Dad
-四分钟 -你穿防弹衣 -..four minutes. Are you wearing Kevlar?
我当然穿防弹衣了 Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
我已经九十岁了 布莱斯 I'm a 90-year-old man
我读过你的书 What were all those stories about
天啊 -Jesus. Ohh!
这次故事写进书里 一定能大卖 That was just to boost book sales.
你的死期到了 老头子 Time to die
他妈的臭婊子 Puta de mierda!
你父亲现在要好好给你上一课 Your father's got you right where he wants you now
你才不是我的父亲 You're not my father.
只是我妈上过的一个家伙 Just some dude my mom used to bang.
天啊！你在干嘛 God! what are you doing?
我要尿裤子了 That's making me pee.
这叫间谍情报技术 It's called tradecraft.
-真是“贱”谍 -病毒上传 -You're so spry. Virus upload.
剩余时间 三分钟 Time remaining three minutes.
忘记我怎么训练你的了吗 小子 Forget your training
你难道忘了是谁训练我吗 You forget who trained me.
混蛋 Arrgh! Motherfucker!
看来我们陷入了僵局 Guess we're at a stalemate.
我猜没有喔 I guess not.
亲爱的 你解决那个女骗子了吗 Hello
她的遗言是 Her last words were that
她和她老公有一个共通点 she had something in common with her husband.
“我们都是他妈的不死之身” We're both fucking unkillable.
靠 Fuck! Arrgh!
病毒上传 剩余时间两分钟 COMPUTER: Virus upload two minutes.
3A级永远是3A 有遗言吗 Triple-A always has three. Any last words?
折迭刀的用途非常广泛 Penknife's a very versatile tool.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
你...娘勒 You...motherfuckers.
没错 还有个无鸡之父 That's right
你有叫他娘的资格 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers.
混蛋 -Motherfucker. Arrgh!
病毒上传 -Virus upload.
剩余时间 50秒 Time remaining 50 seconds.
不错嘛 Not bad.
-但是你还是输了 -病毒上传 -But you failed. Virus upload.
-剩余时间40秒 -不不不 -Time remaining... No
一定有办法可以关掉 There's gotta be a way to shut this down.
如果你阻止病毒 这艘船就会爆炸 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus.
救你自己或还是拯救欧洲 你选哪个 布莱斯 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be
-桃子冰淇淋... -30秒 -Peach gelato... 30 seconds.
..或熏衣草口味 ..or lavender fig?
我们都知道你永远在犹豫 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision.
-对吧 布莱斯 -20 秒 -Were you
我们现在可以去度蜜月了吗 Can we go on our honeymoon now?
我们终于可以去度蜜月了... We can be on our honeymoon...
10、9... 10
庆祝我们他妈的余生 ..for the rest of our motherfucking lives.
5、4... 5
哦 我的宝贝 Oh
1 手动操控 1. Manual override.
-我爱你 -快跑！ -I love you... Run!
欧盟对国际刑警组织的调查 The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude
和他们的英勇表现表达最诚挚的感谢 to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol.
我想特别表扬 In particular
鲍比·奥尼尔特工的勇敢与勇气 the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill...
-嘿 奥尼尔 -谢谢 Hey
恭喜 Congratulations.
虽然我还是不太同意你的非正统方法 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox.
但我必须承认 你成功了 But I must admit you get results.
哦 那是你说“对不起”的方式吗 Oh
不 这才是 No. This is.
我会帮你推荐一个在欧洲分部 I'm recommending you for a permanent position
的永久职位 in the European division.
等等 什么 Wait
你有自己的办公室、特警队、无限预算 You get your own office
我还在街上找到了一家酒吧 If it makes you feel any better
这对你来说应该是个好消息 I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams.
让我边喝啤酒边想吧 Let me think about it over a beer.
真婊 Ain't this a bitch?
事情都我们在做 We do all the work
功劳全归他们这些混蛋 these motherfuckers get all the credit.
别担心宝贝 我和鲍伯谈过 Don't worry
他会补偿我们的 and he's gonna make it up to us.
杀手 保镖 女骗子 The hit man
你们这些混蛋看起来像吃了屎 You assholes look like shit.
不要用这种语气和我们说话 Don't talk to us like that
我们不再是你的跟班了 We're not your bitches anymore.
放轻松 Relax.
我为你们的蜜月准备了一艘小游艇 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon.
好啊 Alright!
但你们仍然在被通缉中 But you're still wanted.
所以直到国际刑警解决法律问题前 So until Interpol clears up the legals
我需要你们三个在接下来的48小时待在游艇上 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours.
-清楚吗 -不 -Are we clear? No.
不 鲍勃 借一步说话 Uh
说话个屁 要不要我再揍你一拳 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face.
好吧 OK.
就这样 Fuck it.
-应该还有 -你是认真的吗 -And? Are you serious about that?
绝对认真 Deadly.
她比我想的还要疯 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought.
给你 在那里签名 Here
等等 这是什么 Wait
请等一下 Hold on a second. You...
你...你们拿回了我的执照 You guys got my licence back?
-来吧 -我留给她解释 -Come on! I'll let her explain.
好好享受你们的蜜月 混蛋们 Enjoy your honeymoon
小布 Oh
谢谢妳 - Thank you.
她在干嘛 What's she doing?
我的宝贝 My baby cucaracha
你刚刚签的是领养协议 you just signed the adoption papers.
-领什么 -领养协议 -The what? The adoption papers.
你现在是我们的儿子了 You are now our son!
等等 你他妈说什么 Wait
你好 你正打给迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A级的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
开玩笑 这你的语音信箱 Really? That's your voicemail?
听着 结果需要更多时间 Listen
处理你们的红色通缉令 to get your asses un-red-noticed
所以你得在那艘游艇上至少再待一个月 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month.
也许两个月 You know what? Maybe two.
不管怎样 好好享受你们的假期吧 Anyway
帮我向你爸鼻妈咪问好 And say hi to your mom and dad.
但是千万别打电话给我 But don't call me! Ever!
永远不要！ Like
-哦 大流士 -哦 宝贝 - Oh
我们终于可以他妈的做爱了 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking.
哦！ Ohh!
我们不必担心孩子的问题 We don't have to worry about having a baby...
我们有我们的小布莱斯 -(DARIUS YELPS) ..we have our little Breese.
受到 欧盟两年制裁的重创后 TV After two years of crippling EU sanctions
希腊经济大幅跳水 Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall
引发大规模的游行示威 causing mass demonstrations
今天在欧盟总部外面 REPORTER: And today outside the EU headquarters
紧张的局势加剧 tensions run high.
随着预测将公告 With the expected announcement
更进一步的严厉的制裁 of yet further crippling sanctions
希腊的未来悬而未决 Greece's future hangs in the balance.
我们现在切到直播现场 欧盟主席 We now cross live as the head of the EU
沃尔特·菲舍尔先生将宣布他的决定 Mr Walter Fiscer
四天后 在年末 In four days' time
欧盟将在希腊 the European Union will impose
进一步推行 further economic and financial sanctions
经济和金融制裁 on the nation of Greece.
不接受任何提问 There will be no questions.
你刚刚...我的天！ What are you doing?! Oh
索尼娅 那是什么臀部动作 Oh! Sonia
哦 宝贝 那个臀部动作！ Oh
-哦 你是我全新的小野猫！ -哦 我的宝贝小强！ -Oh