"According to the police it's a gang. 'l agree', says Fredriksson."
- The first page. - Lucky Fredriksson is so dumb.
- It's bloody good for us. - It's really good...
Benny, what the hell are you doing?
Well, according to my calculations I should have ended up more there...
Shit Benny, you drive like a fucking cocksucker!
- Shall we get him? - Let's get him.
I see you're all very busy...
As you can see we have a new visit from Jessica Lindblad.
Strange things have occurred here and I'd like to talk to you about it.
Individually, if possible.
- Hi. - Hi.
Don't think about what you saw with Benny, it was just to raise morale.
It's fine...
I tried calling you, but you haven't called back.
Why haven't you?
You've had no crime here for 10 years. Can you explain recent events?
- It's coincidence. - Coincidence.
We work a little differently. We work with an American method -
- called "Pre-Crime". We're a step ahead.
It affects the whole of society. Crime is on the increase.
- Coincidence? - No, a gang.
- It could be anything. The PKK... - What makes you think so?
They knew the station was shutting down and moved in.
With no police they can just steal and shoot or whatever.
It's because we have bad resources. We need more police.
- We have bad resources here. - I'd like to see more police.
You haven't caught the perpetrators. Can you explain why?
I grabbed hold of one once, but he got away.
- It's been quite close. - Close in whatway?
- There've been chases with shots fired. - Shots? That's not in my papers.
There's been wild shooting here. It hasn't been fun.
It's been really hot here.
I've almost been hit in both my hands and feet.
- Where did the shooting occur? - To the north.
- Good, we can take a look tomorrow. - Yes, sure...
Sure... ofcourse.
Of course. I can maybe come by and pick you up...
No, I think we'll meet up here.
It's one of those recording watches. So I can remember things...
I see...
I recorded some of the shooting. Want to hear?
Thanks
Hey, Jessica...
- Have you seen Dick? - Yes.
- It's... - Yes, he's really cute.
Wait a bit...
I really want to apologise for what happened last. I really didn't mean to.
It's a game, you have to hold up your hand... I was drunk.
I shouldn't blame it on that, but... that's what I'm doing...
Okay.
Hello, I'm Jessica Lindblad from the...
I know, I know... The rumour circulates...
-They're really nice, all of them. -They're nice. We play poker together.
-Wonderful people. Fantastic. -You've had some theft here.
- Has police collaboration been good? - Really nice collaboration.
You see that door there? They put it in.
Look at the fan... They did it.
I meet Jacob most... when he walks here with his night stick.
Does he do that often? Walk here with his night stick...? Why?
His daughter is playing overthere. Jenny is the one lying on Max.
- She's a little rowdy, just like dad! - Benny doesn't like mustard.
And Agneta, she's too much. One day she wants grilled onions -
- and the next day she doesn't want grilled onions!
She says she gets gas if she has too much onion.
- I won 300 off Benny lastweek. - But, I took home 500.
- Buy some vegetables? - No, it's fine.
- Halfprice? - No, thanks.
- Can you play poker? - No, but I'd like a bun ifl may?
- That's super! Where'd you buy it? - I was given it.
- Really super. - Thanks a lot.
- This is fine. - Okay.
That's good.
Very good.
- Right. That's enough. - Watch out.
-We shouldn't exaggerate this. -We said there was shooting.
- It's enough. - Put in two shots.
- That's good. That's enough. - Fucking shit...
This is Patrol Car One. It is 09:12 -
- and we're heading to the hot-dog stand for inspection.
- Good. There are buns here forlater. - Okay, understood. Over and out.
Buy some sugarfor...
So, what else do you do?
-What do you mean? -Yes, what do you mean?
- Did I speakto you? - Butyou're so incredibly unclear.
Who let you out your cage? Unclear? Coming from you?
Says he! He's... he knows nothing. He can't even say he loves me!
It's true! What does he look like? What's this pork here?
His belly looks like a stack ofpancakes. Is it a spare tire if we get a flat?
Says she with the sagging tits... They look incredible.
Like slack cones just hanging there, looking straight down...
Listen... Jessica, come into the shower with me and you'll see. Perfect.
- This is Janne's stand. - Before it was blown up.
- Howare you, Janne? - Well, one tries...
Benny, could I get my waffle iron back?
Unfortunately it could take a while. It's evidence, so...
Why don't you get a pizza oven with the insurance money?
I'll stick to hot dogs. That's what I know best.
- You want a hot dog? - I'm fine.
Anyone know howt his happened?
According to my calculations, the shot must have come from there.
Why blow up Janne's stand with a grenade launcher?
Diversionary tactic. They blowup the stand at the same time as they -
- plan something somewhere else. Die Hard 3.
Right. Okay...
This is where the shooting took place.
You can see for yourself here on the trunks.
What happened, more precisely?
Well, Lasse and I stood over here. I think...
- Benny and Agneta stood here. - Yes, I stood here.
- I stood here. -Yes, that's it.
- And then? - Then the others stood over there.
- And how many were there? - I'm not so sure of that, but...
- There were four or five of them. - A few more.
- There were more like about ten. - Ten?
One thing I don't get. If you stood here and shot there and they shot back-
- then how come there are bullet holes there... and there?
I can answer that.
We gave those guys a real show.
It wasn't really like that, but... almost.
You don't say.
- Thanks for today. - Goodbye.
Let me ask you something...
What the hell you doing? You think you're a super cop, you just talk shit!
What shit? It's meant to look real.
You call that real?! You want to keep the station?
- That's exactly what I want. - Shut up, she's coming!
- Have a good day. - Same to you. Goodbye.
I don't understand. What's up with him?
- You also think I exaggerated? - ltwas maybe a bit much.
For once I'm ready to agree with Agneta.
- For once? Whaty ou mean "for once"? - I'm ready to agree...
- I heard that, but what do you mean? - I mean I agree...
For once, but...
Wait... There's one thing I must make clear.
Good. What's going on here?
Benny's a good cop, but he exaggerates sometimes. He's not really like that.
- You think I'm stupid? - No, not at all...
We also think what's happening here is weird.
It's nice that you're here, anyway...
I thought... I was thinking...
Every thing that's happening here is quite new for us, too.
- We're working. We're investigating. - Okay...
Then I also wondered if you wanted to go bowling?
- Bowling... if you feel like it. - What?
No, I don't really know. See you.
- Hey... - Yes?
- I'll come with. - Okay.
- I'll just put some shoes on. - They have bowling shoes there.
- I can't go bare foot. - No, of course.
You're up.
What's it...? I thought the first time we met we had -
- you know, a good contact. You smiled and things.
- Can't you smile when we're bowling? - Okay.
I know a funny story. You want to hear it? It's a thighslapper.
Okay, there's a farmer that lives by the church up here.
He has some sheep that he goes out with sometimes. Just goes out with.
Anyway, one day one ofthe sheep disappeared.
Then when the priest arrived there to...
Actually, you can't...
You have to be from here to get it. It has to do with how the priest looks...
How are you? How are you...?
Shit, the lane must be faulty. Did you see, it was almost a strike?
- How's your hand? - No problem. Let's continue...
- Does it hurt? - No problem,we can go on...
- That doesn't look good. - It's fine.
- Are you sure? - Sure... It's yourturn.
Will it be long before it's healed?
No, but keep it on for a few weeks and it'll soon be fine.
Thanks.
- How is it? - It's just a sprain.
Thanks for waiting, it wasn't necessary.
- I mean it was nice of you, but... - No problem.
- I'm just going to... - I'll help you. It's fine.
It was really strange, the lane must have been faulty.
'Cause I slipped like that...
- And so we won. - Good.
Thanks for this evening, it was nice. It was fun.
- Good. You think so? - Not that, but it was fun...
You'll have to practice. Haven't really got the hang of it.
Well, good night. Sleep well. Oh, sorry. Sorry...
I forgot as well.
- Sleep well. - You too.
Listen...
I just wanted to say that...
I don't think it's especially fun coming here and closing your station.
I really don't enjoy doing it and I want you to know that.
Really, I understand... You're just trying to do your job.
I know that I was a little short with you and things...
But you have to be... I don't know how else to tackle the situation.
- lf I don't keep it up somehow. - I really understand.
- I hope you can sleep now. - Yes...
- Good night. - Good night.
- See you. - Yes. Sleep well.
- Thanks. Bye. - Bye.
Up! Rabbit! Rabbit!
Rabbit! Hello?
- Hello, is that the police? - For a while, anyway.
I'm at the lodge and I've kidnapped a child. I want a million crowns.
Hello?
Hello, this is Hakan.
I got a call from a man who says he's kidnapped a child at the lodge.
He sounded really angry.
It would be good if you could go there pretty fast.
If anyone's listening, keep it quiet as there could be weapons involved.
But you others in patrol car one and two, you must go straight away.
We're there in three minutes. Over and out.
Thanks. Rabbit!
- I'll be staying on, I'm not finished. - Really?
- No, there are some things... - Hello.
I was with Dick doing "rabbit" and the phone rang...
- Get to the point, Hakan. - I'll tell you on the way. Come on!
- You see anything? - Not a damn.
- What's up? - Let me take care ofit.
We're willing to co-operate, but we want to see the child first.
- Agneta, you know about this? - No.
We're willing to co-operate, but we want to see the child first.
- You know who it is? - No.
- How many are there? - Don't know.
I want a million, or it'll get fucked up!
Benny, give me that.
Okay, but we need time to get the money.
And we want an assurance that nothing will happen to the child.
- Fuck you, there's no assurance here! - Fuck you, there's no assurance here!
- Fucking pigs, I'll blow you away! - Fucking pigs, I'll blow you away!
- That's enough, idiot, you sound... - That enough, idiots!
- You recognise him? - Idiot, don't say that!
- We're going in, we're going in! - We're going in, fucking pigs!
I want a million, or it'll get fucked up!
He seems deranged. How fast can we get a special unit here?
- What do you think, Hakan? - I don't know.
- No idea. - Contact Raberga now!
- Who do I call? Anders? - Holmblad.
Hello? This is Hogbotrask police station.
This is Hakan from Hogbotrask police station.
- We can't wait. Jacob, back me up. - No, Benny, wait!
It's okay, I'm going in...
- Benny, come back! - It's okay! I'm cool!
- What do we do now?. - Come here. Stand there.
Benny, look at him. He's a fucking wimp. He's giving it away.
It's not working. He's nervous. We should have gotten someone else...
Keep quiet, we don't have time. Grab me. Put the gun here. Put it here.
- Hey, let me check it out... - Mike, stop it, not now...
- Okay, put it on the table. - I want myvodka...
Goran, do what I say. Mike! Come here. Okay, take it easy.
Okay, we're coming out!
I'm exchanging myself for the child! I'm exchanging myself for the child!
Run! The situation is under control!
I repeat. The situation is under control. We're negotiating. Stay calm!
- How are you? - It was really heavy in there...
Wait, the boy is shocked, I'll take care of him.
- Any others beside Benny and Goran? - No. Goran is blowing it...
Under control? What's he doing? How's he going to get out ofthis?
- I was bad, man... - Go home to dad.
- No, I want to see some action... - Go home to dad!
- Hakan, are they coming? - Yes.
- Who? - Special forces.
- What for? - They're going to... I called Holmberg.
- Jacob, what you doing? - What the hell are you up to?
What have we here?
- Why didn'tyou say anything? - I thought about what you said.
I know I exaggerated in the forest. I've fixed something more believable.
- This'll work easy... No? - Believable?
- It's under control. - Control?
The special forces are on the way, what about them?
- Any contact? - Yes, the perpetrator is deranged...
Really, who the hell isn't? Thanks, we'll take over here.
Delta formation, now! First group! Reinholm, Alp!
- Johnsson, Hay! -What a lot ofpolice...
Second group! Fredriksson, Akesson, Petterson! Down overthere!
Should there be so many, Folke?
Feucht, Djupan, Lindqvist! Stay back!
What the hell were you thinking of now?. You must have a plan!
I'm thinking...
Closer, thanks!
That's good! Maintain positions!
- You kidnapped a kid, now what?! - lt was just Mike!
- I didn't know they'd all come. - What difference if it's Mike!
- You have a plan, you know nothing... - I have a plan! You and Lasse didn't!
- We had great plan! - The hot dog stand?!
That was too much, but the rest was great.
- Stop fucking shouting! - Who the fuck is shouting?
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
What the fuck are you doing?! Get them to stop!
A case of vodka and two fishing rods for this!
Get them to stop! Terminate!
- Cease firing! Cease firing. - What the hell are you doing you idiot!
I've got one of my policemen in there! You open fire on my policemen again -
- and I'll kill you! Understood?!
Everyone await orders. No weapons to be discharged!
Listen, take it easy. It can get like this when you are under stress.
-Yes, but right now it's difficult. -Yes, I understand.
- What's your name? - My name is Gunnar.
I'm Hakan... Yes, I know, I understand. I really do know.
But there is another side to it as well. You're the leader of a SWAT team -
- you fill your vest, not only literally...
...you are talented...
You know, I think something's missing here.
A hug is missing.
Take is easy, we're coming outthe house!
I repeat, we're coming outthe house!
We are now out of the house!
Stand by, everyone... Stand by.
Hi, Benny...
Shit, cool vests. Hi, we're colleagues, it's fine...
Okay, to the cars. Let's go, let's go...
Fuck it, fucking special force pricks!
I should have had my fishing rod, and I should have had vodka, too...
Now it's gone to hell... shit... I should have had one vodka.
Then the fishing rod, tell him I haven't got it yet!
- Help me shift gear. - My hand! Take it easy, it hurts!
Fourth gear!
Shit, you see that? Fucking cool! -Watch out!
- What you doing?! - It's a car chase.
- Car chase? No one's chasing us! - I'm going forthe right!
- Where'd you get your licence? - I'm Benny the cop.
What the fuck you doing?!
Take it easy!
- What's up with your hair? - Nothing.
- Nothing? You're fucking... - Stop it!
- Have you got a wig? - What? No way.
- Damnit, Jacob, don't tell anyone. - No.
Don't tell anyone. No one will like me...
-Yes... - No. I don't know any thing...
I don't want to be a policeman anymore. I can't do it, I'm useless.
Can't fucking even drive a car properly.
I'm just a fucking bald, miserable wimp...
Come on, everyone likes you. It's just not the time to discuss it now.
Look at you! Take you hair and let's go.
- Where's my hair? - There.
Don't say anything. Wait a bit...
Just fucking forget it.
Benny, I have to.
Jacob, wait a bit. Jacob...
- Jacob, wait a bit. - What the hell?
Damn... It feels like I got some shit with my belly.
- I have to shit. - You crazy?
Wait, I have to. I can't help it.
We're being chased and you want to shit?! You nuts?
Wait. If I don't do it now, I'll shit on us both while running.
- Fuck! - I have to!
Shit, then!
- Where're the keys? - In the car.
Fuck, in the car...
Help a little, damnit!
Lift me up.
- Anything happening? - It's so fucking quiet.
- Can't you sing? - Cut it out. Never!
Come on, sing. Please.
... your eyes... on mine...
- And the moon... - God in heaven...
Okay, into the forest everyone. Move, move!
Calmly and carefully!
-You got any paper? -You nuts?
- Can I use your bandage? - Use your hair instead.
Whatever. Here... come on!
Stretch a little. Fuck, I can't reach. You're on the cheek... I want the arse.
Shit, fucking ant...
Police! Don't move!
I don't really know what to say...
The station will be closed, as you already know.
I can't do anything about that decision.
I've concluded my report on the events in this town.
Can I ask...
- Is everything included in... - Yes, everything has been noted.
- Our names...? - You've already asked.
Will we be put away forthis?
That's what we'll do with that...
I wish you all the best with everything you do, whatever it is.
Goodbye.
We just tried to boost statistics.
- Nice of you. - Pleasure, no problem.
There's still some Kiwi cake in the kitchen if anyone wants it.
Good, Dick, give them hell! Christ, come on...!
Look at it positively, we have each other. Huh?
- Benny? - What? I don't know...
Agneta?
- Lasse, come on! - What?
Well...
I have an idea. It may sound stupid, but I've been thinking it over.
It's good, it's actually damn good.
I think we should...
- No...! - That's damn good!
THREE MONTHS LATER
Pizza Police.
They're on their way. Five minutes, ten at the most.
- Only 60, they had no change. - There are a lot today...
- You have to knead it well... - You can! Even my dad knows this!
These four have to go, to someone called Pyk Jonsson.
- What's the address? - Hang on.
I've got a Die Hard, a Scarface and three Rambo with extra cheese.
- It's on the way. - Loads of Rambos today. Incredible.
- Lasse, lay off the cheese! - Just checking it's fresh.
- Goran, dough! - More dough!
- ...and a Scarface. - This American Psycho...?
- Does anyone ever order it? - Hardly ever.
- Is it the name or is it...? - Hi...
Hi.
- What are you doing here? - I was just passing by.
I work for the health authorities now and I'm here to close this pizzeria.
- Tragic! - Very...
- I'm kidding. - Oh...
- You want a pizza? - I don't dare.
I know exactly which one you want. I'll give you a Jacob Special.
Okay...
- With extra cheese. - Okay, I'll give it a try.
Bye.
Benny, wake up damnit!
Translation: Alexander Keiller