听着谢谢 listen thanks
你的邀请很多 a lot for your invitation
但现在我不想出去 but it's that right now i don't feel like going out
真的不下车嘿 really no get off it hey
你知道今天是除夕 you know it's new year's Eve
我知道我知道但是 i know i know but
你拒绝和你的朋友们一起玩 you're refusing to have fun with your friends
你知道我上次真的不太开心 you know i really didn't enjoy myself too much last time yeah
我知道有个小问题 i know there's a that was a little problem
但这只是一个误解不 but it was just a misunderstand no
不只是那样 it wasn't just that
我只是不想站在角落里看着我 i just didn't feel like standing in a corner watching me
是我让你这么做的 i made you do that oh
但拜托，我该怎么做呢？用扫帚跳舞 but come on what was i gonna do dance with the broom
我不知道艾琳艾琳怎么样 i don't know what about Irene Irene
别说她的长相了 let's not even talk about her look
我知道你想念的不只是女孩 i know it's not just girls you miss
我知道 i know
你不会永远单身的 you're not gonna stay single forever
而且我已经有计划了 besides i've got plans already
所以 so
你只要让自己忙于你的派对，让我一个人呆着 you just keep yourself busy with your party and leave me alone
好吧他有计划了 okay he's got plans
你打算怎么做数着天上的星星 what are you gonna do count the stars in the sky
来吧吉尔达 come on gilda
我们在窃听他 we're bugging him
这是坚果 this is nut
我是说他会毁了我的派对真是个白痴 i mean what an idiot he's going to ruin my party
你为什么担心那个忘恩负义的人？ why are you worrying about that ingrate
因为他是我最好的朋友 because he's my best friend
哦，忘了这一切吧 oh forget about all that
他宁愿一个人呆着 he'd rather be alone
这是他的问题，我们可以自己玩得开心，好吗？ and that's his problem we can have fun on our own okay
我要你答应我一切都好 i want you to promise me all right
当然，我保证 sure thing i promise
好吧 okay
我不知道没有你我该怎么办亲爱的 i don't know what i'd do without you my love
你想喝一杯 you want a drink
我爱一个 i love one
你可以让我忘记任何问题 you could make me forget about any problem
哦我知道所以 oh i know so
它不在这里 it's not in here
你感觉到了 you feel it
啊更快 ah faster
啊啊快点 ah ah faster ah
哦耶哦耶 oh yeah oh yeah
啊是啊那很好是啊 ah yeah that's good yeah ah
哦耶耶哦就是这样 oh yeah yeah oh that's it
就是这样哦就是这样是的 that's it oh that's that's it yeah
哦来吧宝贝走吧 oh come on baby go
走 go
他妈的紧 fucking tight
哦我的天 oh my god
这就对了宝贝 that's right baby
我真不敢相信 i can't believe this
打扰一下小姐 excuse me miss
我真的非常非常抱歉 i'm really very sorry
这不是我的 it's not my
错，因为它是圆形的，这就是为什么如果它是方形的 fault it's because it's round that's why if it was square
如果它是方形的 if it were square
是的，我是说这就是为什么它会滚动，这就是为什么 yeah i mean that's why it rolls away that's why
哦，它是圆的，是的 oh it's round yeah
哦耶 oh yeah
我真的非常非常抱歉 i'm really very sorry
但这真的不是问题 but hey it's really not a problem
一点问题都没有，拜拜，哦，但是等等 a problem at all bye bye oh but wait
你是橙色的 you're orange
非常感谢 thanks a lot
搞什么鬼 what the fuck
你在做什么？ were you doing
当然是圆的 it's round of course
橘子是圆的 oranges are round
你个蠢货 you idiot
你是个十足的白痴 you're a total cretin yeah
你是个十足的白痴 you're a total cretin
你救不了他 you couldn't save him
一件好事，甚至不是赞美，不 one nice thing not even a compliment no
不，现在是圆的 no it's round now
你见过方形橙色吗，你这个白痴 have you ever seen a square orange you idiot
井 well
现在现在 now now
那一切都结束了 that's all over
事情真的会改变 things are really gonna change
所以我要去Chill的除夕派对 so i'm going to go to chill's new year's Eve party
不管他们喜不喜欢我们在这里，我都从这个开始 whether they like it or not here we are i'll start with that
看看谁在说话 look who's talking
跛脚和完全跛脚厚如木板 lame and completely lame thick as a plank
我真的不能去那个派对 i really can't go to that party
来吧，伙计，你只会结束 come on man you're only gonna wind up
在电视机前结束夜晚 ending the night in front of the tv
用一些愚蠢的视频 with some stupid fucking video
你好 hiya
你好 hello
幸运的是，那一轮哦 lucky thing that round oh
是啊，为什么？ yeah and why
我是说如果橘子是方形的 i mean if oranges were square
那个橘子永远不会滚到你身上 that orange never would have rolled over to you
这是一件幸运的事情，为什么会这样？ and that's a lucky thing why is that well
因为如果它没有滚到你身上 because if it hadn't rolled over to you
我永远不会遇见你哈哈 i never would have met you haha
井 well
那不是很好的再见吗？ isn't that nice goodbye
不，等等，不要这样离开，再呆一会儿 no wait don't leave like that stay a little
拜托，但我甚至不认识你 come on please but i i don't even know you
好吧，那请允许我自我介绍一下，我叫菲利普 okay then allow me to introduce myself my name is Philip
我是会计我单身我住在附近呃 i'm an accountant i'm single i live nearby uh
另一个 one else
好吧所以跟我谈谈 okay so talk to me
告诉我你叫什么名字 tell me what's your name
蕾娜塔，但我真的必须原谅我，再见 renata but i really have to please excuse me bye
哦，不，对不起，但是你看起来有点迷路了，我能帮你吗？ oh no excuse me but you look a little lost could i help you
哦好吧呃 oh well uh
你知道我在哪里可以找到酒店吗？ do you know where i could find a hotel
哦耶耶 oh yeah yeah
如果你愿意，我知道一个 i do i know of one if you want
我可以带你去那里 i could take you there
步行十分钟就到了 it's just ten minutes walk
你能谢谢吗？ could you thanks
好吧 okay
让我们小心点，这是除夕，每个人都很匆忙 let's go careful it's new year's Eve everyone's in a hurry
最好小心你总是说话吗 it's best to be careful do you always talk
这么多 so much
只是我很高兴认识你 it's just that i'm so happy to have met you
好了这里 okay here
我们是这家酒店看起来很像 we are this hotel looks pretty much like
它关闭了 it's closed
你是这么想的，标志亮了，灯亮了 you think so the signs lit and there's a light on
在接待区也许是这样 in the reception area maybe so
但是门是关着的，我们走 but the door is shut and locked here we go
这里没有人 there isn't anybody here
这很奇怪 this is strange
接待员在哪里？ where is the receptionist
不会太远的我们等他 it can't be too far off we'll wait for him
一秒钟 one second
我想我在灯光下瞥见了他 i think i got a glimpse of him in the light yeah
接待员应该在那边让我们看看是怎么回事 the receptionist should be over there let's see what's going on
好吧呃 okay uh
不好意思我们想要个房间 excuse me we'd like a room
快点酒店关门了 come on the hotel's closed
你有胆量像那样进来 you got some balls coming in here like that well
门半开着 the door was half open
所以赶紧给我滚出去 so that get the fuck out of here all right
混蛋 assholes
我得告诉你这是我多年来笑得最多的一次 i've gotta tell you that was the most i've laughed in ages it
太搞笑了 was just hilarious
只是现在 it's just now
我该回去了 i should go back
我应该回到我开始的地方，找个地方睡觉 i should go back to where i started and find a place to sleep
井 well
仍然不知道我要睡在哪里 still don't know where i'm gonna sleep
好吧，如果你想保持健康，你可以什么当然 well if you want to stay fine you can what of course
唉真是个白痴 ugh what an idiot
我在想你会不一样的，太好了，再见，不 i am thinking you'd be different great bye bye no
不不听我说 no no listen to me
不是你想的那样我根本不会在公寓里 it's not what you think i'm not even gonna be in the apartment
你会一个人在那里 you'll be there alone
完全孤独是的 completely alone yeah
你打算怎么做？ and what are you gonna
做 do
一对夫妇 a couple
朋友邀请我去他们家参加除夕派对 friends invited me to their house for a new year's Eve party
我明天才会回来 and i won't be back until tomorrow oh
那太好了，很好 that's great well
是啊你想要什么 yeah what do you want
谢谢，你真的很好，来吧 thanks it's really nice of you come on
我有个更好的主意，你为什么不来参加派对呢？ i have a better idea why don't you just come to the party
噢不 oh no
这不是个好主意，我不认识朋友 that's not really a very good idea i don't know any for friends
不我不想毁掉你的自我意识不 no i don't want to ruin your ego no
但谢谢你问我，不是真的 but thanks for asking me not really please
这会让我非常 it would make me very
如果你和我一起去我会很高兴的 it would make me very happy if you come with me
额 uh
不我只是不我是说你真的很好 no i just don't i mean you're really kind
我不想毁了你的夜晚也不想让你的希望破灭 i wouldn't want to ruin your evening or to dash your hopes oh
你想得这么好真的没有危险 there's really no danger that you think so well
好吧好吧 okay all right
我和你一起去多久 i'll go with you how long
你需要准备一下吗？ do you need to get ready
半小时我给你一小时十小时如果你 half an hour i'll give you an hour ten hours a lifetime if you
想要 want
我们看看我们半小时后开始 we'll see we'll start with half an hour
好吧 okay
你知道的 you know
毫无疑问你是最漂亮的女人 you are without a doubt the prettiest woman
我曾经遇到过 i've ever met
谢谢 thanks
我们走吧好吗 shall we go
我已经准备好了 i'm ready
超级神奇 super fantastic
你喜欢 you like it
你太棒了，没有其他方法可以形容你 you're just stunning there's no other way to describe you
谢谢，你人真好 thanks you're very kind
没关系我们该走了吗 that's okay should we go
只要你想 whenever you want
那我们走吧 then let's go
你们都在外面玩得开心 you all have a good time out there
好吧，只是一秒钟的沉默 all right just a second little silence
请惹恼这群混蛋 please annoy these bunch of cappers
让我给你介绍一下娱乐节目 let me introduce the entertainment to get you
她是个巨人 she is a giant
机器 machine
来吧 come on
脱下来 take it off take
它 it
关闭 off
和我一起跳舞吧宝贝 move and dance with me baby
是呀 yeah
哦耶 oh yeah
哦，这是派对时间 oh this is a party time
嘿宝贝儿 hey baby
看起来不错 looking good
看起来真的很好 looking real good
哦耶 oh yeah
看看那颗珍珠是谁 look who's that pearl
这是一个小公主woo yeah来吧 it's a little princess woo yeah come on
公主 the princess
进来 coming in
你好费城 hello Philly
这是怎么回事嗯 what's going on here huh
哦看 oh look
谁在这里很高兴见到你 who's here good to see you
见到你我也很高兴 good to see you
嘿 hey
我很高兴我能成功 i'm glad i could make it oh
天哪，我没见过他 my gosh i haven't seen him yeah
这是我女朋友嗨 this is my girlfriend hi
是啊嘿 yeah hey
你有一张更好的照片，是的 you have a better quite a pic you got there yeah
哈，你很好地帮助了你 ha you're your help well
我在这里跳舞你知道的 i was dancing here you know
嗯，这是个好主意 well it's good one
我把你知道的都告诉你 i'll tell you what you know
我们喝点香槟就忘了这一切 we'll just forget all about this with some champagne
好主意. that's a good idea
喝两杯 getting two glasses
噢不 oh no
我一点也不想离开没有办法 i don't want to leave at all no way
我只找了我杯子的一部分，是的 i only looked for a part of my very glass yeah
我有种感觉我们就这么做了 i had a feeling that we just do that
井 well
我不知道我现在该怎么办 i don't know what i'm gonna do now
这是怎么回事嗯 what's going on huh
你好，你来坐我身上吗？ hello are you coming sit on me
是啊我爱Samson客场 yeah i love Samson away
哦我们看到你了 oh we saw you
你想找点乐子 you want to have some fun
我们走吧来吧耶 let's go come on yeah
来吧 come on
哦，给你 oh here you go
我非常高兴 i'm very happy
我不想知道那个女孩从哪儿弄来的 i don't want to know where that girl got that hairy
说是 say yes
过来小伙子们 come here boys
是呀 yeah
让我看看你里面有什么 let me get a look at that what you got inside there
哦我等不及了 oh i can't wait
哦那不错 哦that's nice
漂亮的鸡巴 nice cock
哦上帝 oh god
哦你有特别的东西 oh you have something special
哦感觉真好 oh it feels so good
不要停啊 don't stop ah
哦别停下 oh don't stop
嗯吸我的枪 mmm suck my gun
哦上帝 oh god
你看我在看着她 you see i'm looking at her
而且我玩得很开心 and i'm having a good time
真不错 really good
只是不正常，但现在 just not normal but it now
哦是啊糟透了太好了 oh yeah sucks so good
像那样 like that
哦耶 oh yeah
伙计，他们能做些什么来举办这个派对？ man what can they do to make this party
更好的井 any better well
一无所有的人 nothing man
哦，伙计 oh man
我们在这里的某个地方 we're here somewhere
庆祝新年 to celebrate the New Year
哈哈哈乐趣呵呵哦 hahaha fun huh oh
嘿宝贝儿 hey baby
你喜欢那个场景啊 you like that except the scene啊
啊哦耶 ah oh yeah
你喜欢这样，是的，哦，哇 you like that yeah oh woo
嗯哦 hmm oh
哇 wow
又好又慢 nice and slow
是呀 yeah
哦耶 oh yeah
哦，那是地狱 oh that of a hell
耶 来吧 宝贝 yeah come on baby
哦，你要让我高潮 oh you're gonna make me come
哦耶 oh yeah ah
来啊 帅哥 come on boys
哦哦上帝 oh oh god
这太棒了 this is great
这是我最好的视频 this is my best videos
永远 ever
男人 man
我玩得很开心哦 i'm having a good time oh
我们这一切 we all this
我想是时候了嘿各位 i think it's about time hey everybody
十秒钟内所有人听好 everybody listen up in less than ten seconds
我们将进入2000年 we're going to be in the year 2000
所以我建议我们一起倒数 so i suggest we all count down together yeah
好了我们开始十九八 all right here we go ten nine eight
七六五 seven six five
四 four
三 three
二 two
一个快乐的新年 one happy happy New Year
耶哈哈很棒的派对 yay ha ha great party
你这样做听起来很有趣暂停 you do this sounds fun suspending
让你听起来很棒 makes you sound amazing
新年快乐 Happy New year
最好的新年嘿 the best new year's ever hey
再给我三个，继续 give me another three go ahead
我们是香槟噢耶 we're champagne oh yeah
是呀 yeah
哈哈哈哦 hahaha oh
新年快乐 Happy New year
哦看那个 oh look at that
哇太华丽了 wow so gorgeous
是的哦 yes oh
哇这么贵是 wow so expensive yeah
我打赌一定很漂亮 i bet it was gorgeous
哦上帝这太棒了 oh god this is so great
我们玩得太开心了 we're having so much fun
我们只是在做这个 we're just doing this
耶哦 yeah oh
上帝 god
我是如此的爱更多的香槟 i'm so such a love more champagne yeah
真正的蜂蜜制造商 really honeymaker
你得帮忙 you gotta help
我过来这边 me come over here
一会儿来这里 for a second come here
你死了什么东西来这里 what are you dead for something come here
我得告诉你过来嘿 i have to tell you come here hey
在这里来吧 over here come on
走吧亲爱的朋友们 let's go dear friends
你能过来一下吗？ would you come over here all right
我有一个大惊喜给你爱的消息 i have a big surprise for you love news
我希望你们都能玩得开心 and i want you all to have some fun all right
好吧看看 well look
我们应该迎接新的千年 we should ring in the new millennium
我认为我们应该用一种非凡的方式来做这件事 and i thought that we should do it in an extraordinary way
我正在向你们所有人求婚 i'm proposing to all of you that well
我希望我要求你们所有人忘记你们的问题 i want and i require that all of you forget your problems
摆脱你的一切 and shed all of you
此外，只是 in addition and just
像你的衣服一样摆脱我 get rid of me like your clothes
因为我们将拥有世界上最好的 because we're going to have the world's best
狂欢在新的线性戒指 orgy to ring in the new linear
你觉得怎么样？ what do you think of that
耶耶 yeah yeah
好 good
哦，我的眼睛在你身上 oh my eyes on you
耶哦 yeah oh
我整晚都在等这个 i'm waiting for this all night oh
哦耶 oh yeah
哦我喜欢那样 oh i like that
我们还在跳舞 we're still dancing
是呀 yeah
哦过来这边 oh come over here
哈哈太可恶了 haha so damn
那是在另一瓶柠檬松露香槟里 that's in the other bottle of champagne in a lemon truffle
是呀 yeah
从哪里来的小 small where that came from
似乎一点也不重要，不 don't seem to matter at all no
没关系没办法 it doesn't matter no way
随时 anytime
你的是笑面哦 yours is laughtop oh
我从中得到的是你的 what i got from it's yours
是的，来自另一个哇 yeah from another one wow
也许明年 maybe next year
哦，你好，好吧 oh hello alright
没注意到你在那里吸我的 didn't notice you there suck my
嘴 mouth
该死的 god damn
嘿，看，我得到了一颗星星 hey look i got a star
闪光公鸡 spangled cock
哈哈哈我喜欢对吧 hahaha i like it right
他确实在看那些令人兴奋的星星 he does look at that thrilling stars
嘿 你的脸 哈... hey your face ha...
这是第一个生日 first birthday it is
我能和你完成什么？ which will i get done with you
哈哈哈哈就像我们中的一些人 hahahaha like some of us
在我耳边 set in my ears
耶哦 yeah oh
哦，你对不起什么，哦，男孩 oh what you sorry oh boy
哦哦我的天 oh oh my god
哦，我的上帝，这是我的生活 oh my god this is inside of my life
哦我的天 oh my god
还没结束呢 it ain't over yet
哦，是哪一个？ oh which one yeah
哦耶 oh yeah
哦我的天哦我的天 oh my god oh my god
是呀 yeah
是啊是啊 yeah ah yeah
啊是 ah yeah
天啊哦耶 oh my god oh yeah
来吧好吧 come on okay
开派对 drive the party
哦耶 oh yeah
Rip Starks出来了嘿 rip Starks are coming out hey
每个人都能来参加这个派对 everyone gets to come to this party
是啊哦我的天 yeah oh my god
哦，是的 oh yes
你是明星 you're the star
上帝哦上帝 god oh god
哦上帝 oh god
哦上帝哦 oh god oh
一旦我们到了我家 once we get to my house
你想让我离你远点 you want me to leave you alone
噢不 oh no
这没有任何意义 there's no point in that
我现在认识你了 i know you now
我知道我可以信任你 i know that i can trust you okay
我会睡在沙发上，我相信这真的很舒服 i'll sleep on the couch i'm sure it's really comfort
但如果在任何情况下 but if in any case
你宁愿我有这种感觉 you'd rather i feel that oh
别这样我以为你会改变主意 don't be like that i thought you might change your mind
永远不知道仅此而已 never know that's all
我们在这里 here we are
谢谢你所做的一切，你介意我洗个澡吗？ thanks for everything would you mind if i took a shower
不，一点也不，我会叫醒你吃早餐，晚安 no not at all i'll wake you up for breakfast good night
晚安 good night
你想上来 you wanna come up
别这么笨，你看起来需要一些振作起来，来吧 don't be so dumb you look like you need some cheering up come on
我保证你不会后悔的 i assure you you won't regret it at all
来吧 come on
让我们庆祝新年 let's celebrate the New Year
你上来吗？ are you coming up
进来别在外面呆着别害怕我不会咬人的 come in don't stay outside don't be scared i won't bite
把你的外套给我 give me your coat
你没有任何理由害怕你得到了很好的照顾 you don't have any reason to be scared you're in good hands
甜心 sweetie
谢谢，不要那样站着，坐在这里 here thanks don't stand around like that sit down here
你知道吗你是我新年的第一个客户 you know what you're my first client of the New Year
我必须吻你，你知道，据说这是好运 i have to kiss you you know supposedly it's good luck
那我告诉过你什么？你喜欢这个吗？ and so what did i tell you do you like this
你想要我吗？ well do you want me
看 look
井 well
你喜欢那样 you like that
哦，是的，非常漂亮，是的 oh yeah very beautiful yeah
你想让我摸你 you want me to touch you
是呀 yeah
哦你已经很兴奋了 oh you're already excited
哦看着我 oh look me
看着我 look me
是啊，那很好 yeah that's good
就像那样 just like that
哦，是的，就像那样 oh yeah like that
太好了 it's so good
耶耶 yeah yeah
哦这很好 oh it's good
噢我的 oh my
上帝 god
哦耶吸我 oh yeah suck me
哦耶 oh yeah
啊是啊那很好 啊yeah that's good
那很好啊 that's good啊
啊别停下 ah don't stop
现在吸我啊是的 now suck me ah yes
让我们把这个脱下来 let's take this off
来吧 come on
那个男孩 that boy
哦，我的上帝，我喜欢那个 oh my god i love that
哦耶 oh yeah
那很好耶别停下 that's good yeah don't stop
把我放进你的嘴里 that took me in your mouth
继续，是的，那很好 go on yeah that's good
那很好 that's good
你喜欢那样 and you like that
啊是啊是 ah yeah ah yeah
哦哦耶 oh oh yeah
哦耶哦 oh yeah oh
哦，没错，是的 oh right to it yeah
啊，没错 ah that's right
哦耶 oh yeah
啊啊啊耶 ah ah yeah
是呀 yeah
那很疼 that hurts good
耶哦 yeah oh
一个梦，这只是一个梦 a dream it was only a dream renata
哦不可能 oh it can't be
很高兴见到你 pleased to see you
菲利普，你只是想知道你是否还在做梦 Philip you were just wondering if you were still dreaming well
是也不是，你只是经历过，这是什么样的游戏？ yes and no you just lived through it what kind of game is
这是我疯了还是什么啊不 this am i going crazy or what ah no
一点也不，我向你保证你不会发疯，我们是在做梦 not at all i assure you you aren't going crazy we're dream
仙女们，我们看着你的梦想 fairies we watch off your dreams
每年和新年我们中的一个来到地球 every year and new years one of us comes to earth
变成人类来实现某人的梦想 and becomes human to embody somebody's dreams this time
该轮到你了 it's your turn
但这是真的，我真的很爱你 but it was real i really did have you in my arms well
当然是真的 of course it was real
那是一个非常特殊的时刻 and it was a very special moment
我希望我们能继续 and i wish we could have gone on
但是我们不允许和人类有身体上的关系 but we're not allowed to have physical relations with humans
如果我们这样做了，我们就失去了力量 if we do we lose our powers
我们只能和其他仙女做爱所以 we can only make love to each other to other fairies so
看 look
我的爱是我唯一能给你的快乐 my love is the only pleasure i can ever give you
我我没事 i i'm fine
是呀 yeah
我 i
啊是啊 ah yeah ah
太棒了 that was great
哦是啊不 oh yeah no
我们的双臂 our arms
另一个梦 another dream
这不可能是真的 this can't be happening
谁能在元旦这么早 who can that be so damn early on new year's day
是你 it's you
真的是你，这是可以颁布的 it's really you it's decredible
但不可能我一定还在做梦 but it's impossible i must still be dreaming
坐下 sit down
在你看来，这是个梦吗？ well in your opinion was it a dream
哦耶耶耶 oh yeah yeah yeah
不要停下来 don't stop
耶哦耶 yeah oh yeah
哦耶耶 oh yeah yeah
是啊继续 yeah go on
用你的舌头拿起我的杯子，只是尖端继续，是的 just take my cup with your tongue just the tip go on yeah
嗯嗯 hmm hmm
哦，是的，我可以 oh yes i could be
嗯 hmm ah hmm
我想我应该等你再消失一次 i guess i should just wait for you to disappear one more time
并继续漂浮 and keep on floating
在做梦之间 between dreaming
和现实好吧 and reality all right
不，菲利普，我已经跳了一大步 no Philip i've made the big jump
我不想回头，我必须做出选择 i don't ever want to look back i had to choose
它做了你必须选择的事情，你选择了我 and it's done what you had to choose and you chose me
如果你到了山顶有什么好处 what good does it do if you get to the top of a mountain
你可以看到天空 and you can see the sky
但你永远无法判断它有什么好处 but you can never judge it what good
它有超自然力量吗如果你 is it having supernatural powers if you
不知道什么是爱，我爱你菲利普 don't know what love is and i love you Philip