Yeah? 可以了吗?
No, sit properly like you're gonna mean it, 不行 要坐得让大家看起来像那么回事
like you mean it. 要像是来真格的
No, Waj, don't muck about. 不对 Waj 不要那么随意
Cos the battery's gonna go. Sit... 快没电了 坐得...
Who's mucking about, Barry? I'm not mucking about. 谁随意啦 Barry? 我很认真地在做啊
Well, you can't sit like that. 你不能那样子坐
What's wrong with how he's sitting, Barry? 他的坐姿有问题吗 Barry?
Come and have a look. It's wrong. 过来看看 坐得不对
There's nothing wrong with it. 没什么不对的啊
- Not you! - Show me. - 不是说你! - 让我看看
No! Right, what are you looking at? 不对! 你在看什么啊?
There's nothing there. 那里什么也没有
No, there's nothing there. Go and sit down. 不 那里什么也没有 去坐下
- You can't see yourself, you mug! - I thought you were recording it. - 你看不到自己的样子 你个呆子! - 我以为你正在录像呢
Right, sit, sit. 好啦 坐下
- Faisal, go away. - I'm ready, I'm ready. - Faisal 走开 - 我准备好了
- All right. - Waj, just relax your face. - 好的 - Waj 表情放松
Focus on what you're going to say. Get on with it. 把注意力放在你的讲话内容上 开始
- Go, before the battery goes. - One, two... - 抓紧了 快没电了 - 一 二...
Three... action! 三... 开始!
Ey up, you unbelieving kuffar bastards. 听着 你们这些不可理喻的混蛋
- I'm gonna turn you baked beans... - No, no, no. - 我要给你们点颜色... - 不 不行
- What? - What's with the gun? - 怎么了? - 枪是怎么回事?
- Proper replica, man. - What for? Action Man? - 高仿的啊 - 用来干吗的? 拍戏用的?
Replica AK-47. 这可是仿制式AK-47
- It's too small, man. - Not too small, brother. - 太小了 - 不小了啊
- My hands. - Waj... - 可能是我的手的缘故 - Waj...
Big hands. 我的手太大了
He can't do it with that gun. 那把枪和他不配
Shut up, Barry. Try it without, our kid, and let's go. 闭嘴 Barry 别用枪了 直接说吧
It's too small, believe me. 太小了 相信我
I'll hold it near the camera. That'll bigger it. 我拿着它靠近摄像机 看起来就大点了
- That'll what? - That'll bigger it. - 看起来什么? - 看起来会大点
- Yeah. - Go now. - 是哦 - 开始吧
Ey up, you unbelieving kuffar bastards. 听着 你们这些不可理喻的混蛋
No, no, no! This is absolutely stupid. 不 不 不! 太愚蠢了
These are the outtakes. You know, the bloopers. 这简直就是拍摄花絮嘛
- He looks good. - Today is a wake-up call. - 他看上去不错嘛 - 今天是一次警告
Today is an opportunity for you to look in the mirror 今天就让你们看清楚
at western imperialist culture. 自己帝国主义的嘴脸
Superficial materialism 肤浅的物质主义
ends at the capitalist church of McDonald's. 早晚会毁在开设麦当劳式教堂的资本家手中
Flipping idiots. 一群笨蛋
It's as though you just had a Big Mac, completely oblivious to the amount... 仿佛你们刚拥有了巨无霸 就完全忘记了还有很多...
Complete flipping idiots. 彻头彻尾的笨蛋
You could've gone Chicken Cottage, proper halal, 你们可以去Chicken Cottage(提供清真食品的快餐连锁店) 适合清真的
bargain bucket 6.99. 只要6.99块
- What are you talking about? - I'm taking about Chicken Cottage. - 你在说什么啊? - 我在说Chicken Cottage
- There's one where he doesn't say that. - Your bit's good, Dad. - 他在那儿没说这事 - 你干得不错 爸爸
Take the box off. 把盒子拿掉
I can't show my face cos it's an image. 我不能露脸 因为这是个肖像
And images aren't allowed. 不能出现肖像
You know what? They're all bloopers. 完全就是花絮嘛
Take the box off. 把盒子拿掉
What am I going to do if he does that at the camp? 如果他在训练营也那么干 那我该怎么办?
Is Uncle Faisal ready to go to Pakistan? Faisal叔叔准备好去巴基斯坦了吗?
You can't do your Jihadi video with a box on your head. 你不能套个盒子在头上来录圣战录像带啊
No way. 肯定没
四只狮子
Ran 23K on the weekend. 周末晚上23点
6K Saturday morning. 周六早上6点
Had a light lunch: Snack a Jacks and a medium apple. 随便吃了点午饭 快餐和苹果
5K in the afternoon, cos obviously it was after lunch, so... 下午5点 很明显是午饭过后了 所以...
Same again Sunday. 星期天也一样
Although in the afternoon I only did 4K cos I'd had a roast. 下午我只干到了4点 因为我去吃烤肉了
Would've gone further, you know, but I started to run a bit lopsided. 应该可以走得更远的 但我两边不太平衡
I'm not slagging my right leg off, but my left leg is definitely stronger. 我不是说我的右腿不行 但我的左腿确实是更强壮些
I think lefty just wants it more, you know. 我觉得左撇子更愿意用左腿嘛
Right leg's bone idle. 右腿比较懒
He'll just wait there, let lefty pick up the slack. 他就等在那儿 让左撇子放松一下
Before you know it, you're running in curves. 在你发现之前 你跑的一直是曲线
I'm going to have to put my foot down, you know. 我不得不停下脚步
Really show him who's boss. Yeah. Know what I mean? 让他知道谁才是老板 没错 明白我的意思吗?
You do know you can talk to your legs, don't you? 你知道你可以和你的双腿交谈的 对吧?
- I need tomorrow off. - What? - 我明天不能来了 - 什么?
I need tomorrow off, and the two weeks after that. 我明天不能来了 要两个星期
Jesus, I thought you were serious about this job, Omar. 天呐 我以为你会珍惜这份工作的 Omar
I've got to go to a wedding in Pakistan. 我要去参加一个在巴基斯坦举行的婚礼
You've got to ask yourself where you'll be in five years time. 你最好问问自己 五年以后你会在哪儿?
- It's an emergency. - What, an emergency wedding? - 情况紧急 - 什么婚礼有这么急啊?
Like a shotgun wedding? 逼婚?
Like a shotgun wedding, yeah. 没错 就像是逼婚那样
Right. 好吧
Well, I'll have a look at the rota. 我会去看下值班表的
The Feds can track your phone even if the battery's out. 即使你手机没电了 联邦探员们还是可以追踪到你
- Really? - Really. They can see you underground. - 真的吗? - 真的 即使在地下他们都能找到你
Can they see you if you're not there? 如果不在那儿那他们还看得到你吗?
Where's there? 那儿是指哪儿?
I don't know. 我不知道
They can see you everywhere, Waj. 他们能在任何地方看到你 Waj
Are they looking at us through cameras? 他们通过摄像机来看我们吗?
- Space cameras, yes. - But... - 没错 空中摄像机 - 但是...
My dad says I'm not supposed to be on camera. It's haram. 我父亲说我不应该出现在镜头上 这是非法的
With the greatest of respect, Faisal, your dad eats newspaper. 我没别的意思 Faisal 但是你父亲他确实是吃报纸的
- Not any more. He eats moths. - Exactly, bro. - 不再吃了 他改吃飞蛾了 - 没错
Look, the way to stop the Feds tracking you is very simple. 要想阻止联邦探员跟踪你 其实也很简单
You eat your SIM card. Get your SIM cards out. 吞掉你的SIM卡 取出你的SIM卡
You remove the SIM card and... Yes? 拿出你的SIM卡后... 什么事?
- Can I cook mine? - No. You must eat it raw, like this. - 可以烧了它么? - 不行 一定要生吞下去 就像这样
Good boys. 很好
Salaam, lads. 大家好
Walaykum a salaam. 你好
- Right. - We're eating our SIM cards. - 很好 - 我们正在吃自己的SIM卡
Anti-surveillance. 用来反跟踪的
You know they still work inside you, Barry. 你知道它们在身体里还能起作用吗 Barry
- Eh? - They can still track them inside you. - 什么? - 即使在你体内了 他们还是可以追踪到的
That's not going to be very helpful in Pakistan. 这在巴基斯坦是没用的
- What? - In Pakistan. - 什么? - 在巴基斯坦啊
Answered the call, bro. 响应号召吧
- What call? - Training camp. - 什么号召? - 训练营啊
We're upgrading. 我们需要升级
We're going. 我们得去
Why did you get the call? Why didn't I get the call? 为什么你得到了这个消息? 为什么我没得到?
You don't have an uncle in Pakistan last time I checked. 上一次我查过了 你叔叔不在巴基斯坦
You got an uncle in Folkstone. Are there any training camps in Folkstone? 他在Folkstone Folkstone有训练营吗?
Why do we need a training camp, anyway? We're primed. 我们为什么要去训练营啊? 我们都准备好了
We don't need some tramp up a mountain, telling us to set a fuse. 我们没必要翻山越岭地去那儿 让他们教我们如何安放雷管
We don't need some Paki Steptoe telling us when to go. 我们用不着巴基斯坦佬来告诉我们什么时候出发
You're right, Barry. We can go whenever we want. 你说得没错 Barry 我们可以自己定时间去
Exactly. Whenever we want, bro. 正是 想去的时候自然会去的
Yeah, if you want to be some kind of sad loner trenchcoat mafia twazzock. 好吧 如果你想单枪匹马地逞匹夫之勇没人拦你
What do you mean? 什么意思?
What I mean is, you can either be a stupid nutter Muslim 我是说 你可以做一名愚蠢的穆斯林
who blows a bag full of nails into his own guts at a toilet at TGI's, 在TGI的厕所里吞一大把钉子
or you can be a proper soldier in the Mujahideen. 或者你可以正式成为一名圣战组织的战士
- I'm already in the Mujahideen. - No, you're not, bro. - 我已经加入圣战组织了 - 错 你还没加入呢
No, not until you join the army 除非你加入军队
and hold the sword 手持圣剑
and touch the sky proper chain of command, 直插云霄掌控一切时
right to the very top. 才算得上是
- All right, I'm coming. - Oh, you want Paki Steptoe now? - 好吧 我去 - 哦 这会儿你又需要巴基斯坦佬了?
Listen, I am the most Al Qaeda one here. 听着 我是这里最富有基地组织精神的人了
Think of the group. Think of what we're trying to do. 想想我们这个团队吧 想想我们要干的事情吧
It's best you stay here, bro. 你留在这里是最好的选择了
You're a liability and you're a loose cannon. 你是个碍事的人 并且我行我素
Bollocks, I'm a liability. 我碍事? 胡说八道
I am the invisible Jihadi. 我是无形的圣战组织
They seek him here, they seek him there. 他们四处搜寻他的踪迹
But he's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister. 但他不在那儿 他正在把你姐姐当做人肉炸弹呢
- Invisible? - Yeah. - 无形的? - 没错
Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake 就像你在911的时候做了一个双子大厦的蛋糕
and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11? 还把他放在了犹太人集会上而登报那样?
That is part of the plan. 那是计划的一部分
Hide in plain sight, you mug. 傻子都看得出来 你个呆子
And I am coming! 我就要来了!
You realise, if I don't come with you to Pakistan, bro, 你要知道 如果我不跟你去巴基斯坦的话
Islam is finished. 伊斯兰就完蛋了
Listen, bro, we need you over here to keep a lid on things. 听着 我们要你保守这个秘密
So what if I'm not here? 如果我不在这儿怎么办?
Cos I've bought a ticket at the airport to come with you anyways. 我在机场买了一张机票 所以我还是会和你们一起来的
You want to come, Fess? 你想来吗 Fess?
Yeah, it's just... my dad's seeing creatures that's not there. 想 只是... 我父亲看到了并不存在的生物
- So he'll keep it ticking over here, bro. - Barry, listen. - 所以他进展缓慢 - Barry 听着
- If you answer this question, you can come. - All right. - 如果你回答了这个问题 你就可以来 - 好的
Don't fuck with me, man! 你耍我玩啊!
Don't fuck with Azzam al Britani! 不许侮辱Azzam al Britani!
Barry, what are you doing? Barry 你在干吗?
Barry, this is crazy. Barry 你疯了吧
- Barry, what are you doing? - Right, if I'm not going, no one is. - Barry 你在干吗? - 如果我去不了 那谁都别想去
Spit it out. 吐出来
It's gone down his neck. 被他吞下去了
Right, frog him. 把他捆起来
- Frog him in the back. - Omar, we agreed, no frogging. - 把他困到后备箱去 - Omar 我们说好的 不许捆人
That was before you swallowed the key. Every time I've had to frog you. 那是在你吞掉钥匙之前 我每次都得把你捆起来
- Listen, we... - Come on. Come on. - 听着 我们... - 过来帮下忙
We said no frogging! 我们说好不捆人的!
What if you get caught? I'm not going down. 如果你被抓了怎么办? 我不会下去的
Just cos you can't take a drill in the kneecap. 就让你们没有护膝去训练
They'll crack you like babies fingers. 他们会像捏死一只蚂蚁那样弄死你们
They'll pump you full of Viagra, make you fuck a dog. 他们会让你吃下大把伟哥 去操一只狗
Good prattle, Barry. 少废话 Barry
You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch. 你们的归宿就是上完YouTube后去做人肉炸弹
Are they gonna make me fuck a dog out there, brother Omar? 他们会让我去操一只狗么 Omar?
My uncle's connected out there. 我叔叔已经在那儿联系好了
Only time we're going to see cops is for weapons upgrade. 只有当武器升级的时候才会见到警察
All right, Omar, I'm letting you go to Pakistan. 好吧 Omar 我让你去巴基斯坦
My unit stays here. 我的人还在这里
- But my unit's the main unit. - Barry, shut up, mate. - 我的人才是主力 - Barry 闭嘴吧
Because I tell you, your little brain cell might go off now and again, 我劝你省点脑细胞吧
but if your hands even go to move 如果你再想挣脱的话
and you try setting up the Islamic state of Tinsley again, 想再建立什么Tinsley之类的伊斯兰国家
going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, 再去大学里胡乱宣扬
buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon, 再从亚马逊上买一些硝酸银的话
I'm gonna rip your plugs out. 我就让你不得好死
Not if you're not here, you won't. 如果你不在这儿的话就不会了
Aargh! 啊!
他看上去好呆呀
No, Uncle. 没有啦 叔叔
在妓女的那个圈套中这玩意儿...
It's my prayer bear. He does my prayers. 这是我的祈祷熊 他负责我的祈祷
In the name of Allah... 以真主阿拉的名义...
Which way are we going? 我们这是要去哪儿?
All right. OK. 放轻松
What the fuck's he done to his rabbits, bro? 他对他的兔子都干了些什么啊?
They're not rabbits, bro. They're chickens. 那些不是兔子 是鸡