- Previously this season
on "Vanderpump Rules"...
- I'm engaged!
- Our engagement party is on Tuesday.
- You screwed up royally. That didn't please me at all.
- I love Brittany more than anything,
but I'm always gonna be number one.
- Whoo, welcome to TomTom!
- Lisa suggested that we go on a trip to Mexico.
But now when we get back, you're using it once again
as an opportunity to trash Tom and Tom.
- I'm finally with somebody who's so wonderful,
and I see myself coming at him.
I don't want to be with somebody
that, at 3:00 in the morning,
wants to ----ing go still party.
- I don't want you to be yourself and mess it up.
Ah!
- Scheana did send us a video on her date.
- They're definitely ----ing.
- She shouldn't be wearing those shorts.
They're not very flattering.
Are you firing me?
- Yes, I have to-- - What?
- I have to disinvite you to my birthday tonight.
- So you're disinviting me?
Am I invited to that party?
- They're not comfortable with...
- This is the end of me. Bye.
- ♪ You know that it's our time ♪
♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪
♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪
♪ This one's for you tonight ♪
- ♪ Sometimes, my heart's running kinda empty ♪
♪ These days, my mind's feeling kinda heavy ♪
♪ I keep chasing after feelings ♪
♪ Baby, I just want to go ♪
♪ Where the love goes ♪
- Appreciate it.
- ♪ Where the love goes, where the love goes ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - How are you?
- We are stressed. - Are you excited?
- I'm great. - I've got, like,
a couple lanterns that we can just, like, put around
or, like, maybe hang in a couple trees.
- Perfect. - And then, add,
like, little stuff like this
if you find cute places to set them around,
just 'cause I think it just goes with the theme.
The theme for the engagement party
is enchanted forest, and I have done so much to prepare.
Oh, my gosh, look at the flower wall.
It looks so good. - Oh, it looks amazing.
Look at this water fountain!
All I need are some little birds
to come chirping on my shoulders
or some legit little fairies flying around.
That would be so cool.
Perfect, okay.
- "Welcome to our enchanted engagement."
Oh, my gosh, I love that.
- Here is your money.
I can't believe I spent that much money on flowers.
- Thank you so much. - Yeah.
This is, like, a solid wedding, let alone engagement party.
- $300? - Honey, that's--
- For a mashed potato bar?
- I think we figured it out.
You're looking at around 3 grand.
- Roughly, how much is this gonna cost?
- 14,205. Okay.
- But this is the new Jax, you know?
I kind of just roll with the punches here a little bit.
All right, you did an amazing job.
You were definitely, definitely worth it.
- All right, I got to go start hair and makeup.
- I got to figure out what I'm going to wear.
I was possibly toying with the idea of wearing a hat.
- I don't think you should upstage the groom
at his own engagement party.
- You realize that's, like, a constant challenge for me?
- What do you think you're going to wear?
- I'm wearing a headpiece.
I got it at Gucci. - Wait, that's dope.
I mean, it's sort of a crown, but it's, like--
it's like a boho ----ing chic headpiece.
- Well, I wanted to wear a crown
'cause I still got to let bitches know what's up.
- I can't even believe, like,
I'm going to Jax Taylor's engagement party.
- Well, I think it's gonna be fun.
- No, it's gonna be so much fun.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
- I'm having trouble with this. - He's still an asshole.
He just, like, doesn't take it out on Brittany or on us.
- God. - You want me to get it?
- If I can't get it, you can't get it.
Shut up. - Who's your daddy?
- I was thinking about this look, but, honestly,
I think it's a little too informal.
And also I've worn this shirt a lot this year.
- Okay, what else? - This combo.
- I like it. - Eh.
I really like this one, Bubba.
- Oh, my God.
- Who's baby? Take a guess.
- For our baby... that we don't have.
- Yeah, Mama. Not yet.
I just can't picture you pregnant.
I feel like you're going to be a monster of a human.
- Do you want wine or a cocktail?
- Just sparkling water.
- Oh, you're still not drinking?
- I want to continue to not drink ever.
Even though I try to be a good human being,
all of my downfalls, I take out on Rand.
- You always take it out on the people closest to you.
- I know. Is Mercury in retrograde?
Because Adam, like, won't speak to me.
Like, he ----ing hates me. - Porque?
You went on a date? - Because I went on a date
with this ----ing model.
- If he doesn't want that happening,
then he should commit to you. - I know,
but now he's making me feel like sh--
because he's just, like,
"That's so disrespectful of you."
And I'm, like-- - Dudes work their way
into your heart, and you, like,
really, really give it your all.
And then they, like, really end up walking on you.
- Yeah. - Aw.
- Like, that's what you want, and these people--
these aren't the people that are giving it to you.
I don't want you to cry. Come here.
- And it gets worse. I didn't even tell you guys
the whole story yet. both: Oh, no.
- Because I was, like-- - You're not pregnant, right?
- No, God, no. - No, you're drinking wine.
Okay, Jesus.
- The thing he loves, like,
more than anything in the world are ----ing penguins.
And so I looked into it, and at the aquarium,
you can adopt a penguin.
- You adopted this mother----er--
- You adopted him a penguin.
- And I named her Spott.
- Really? - If he's still mad at me
after I got him a ----ing penguin, then we're done.
- So we gonna have fun tonight?
- So much fun.
I'm really just trying to be, like, conscious of everything
and like, recognizing, like, moments where
I feel like I could switch and just, like, go off.
- Yeah. - I had my birthday freak-out.
That was unfortunate,
and that happened. - It was.
- Please record your message. Please record your message.
- (BLEEP)!
But then right after that, my mom just, like, tells me
what a problem I am and how bad I am
and how lucky I am to have you
and how I'm gonna (BLEEP) it up.
- What your mom said to you was awful and unacceptable.
- Like, I've been trying really hard.
I saw a freaking witch.
- I don't think you understand, Beau.
I've never, like, tried to, like,
really, truly better myself, like, ever.
- So I've been thinking about talking to Lisa
at the engagement party tonight.
- Oh, yeah? - I've known this person
for eight years.
There's no reason why I shouldn't be able
to just speak respectfully and honestly
about something that bothered me.
- Okay.
- Lisa encouraged the Toms to go to Mexico,
and then as soon as we get back,
I see this interview that Lisa did with the Toms
where she basically is, like, publically shaming them
for going to Mexico, saying, "Tell them where you've been,"
as though it's a bad thing
and that it wasn't her idea in the first place.
- What if you and Lisa, like, had this huge falling out?
That would really suck.
That would, like, affect things.
- That would only be one person's fault, not mine,
because I'm going to be very respectful
when I speak to her. - Okay.
- Coming up...
- I don't want to hear any more cheating accusations.
- Raquel, I have never cheated on you,
and you'll never hear any more. You know?
- Okay. - As far as I know.
- Hello. - Hello, James.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- Good to see you. - You too.
How's it going? - Things are going good.
Things are going good. - Yes.
- I've been really trying my best
to keep my, like, temper at controlled levels.
But, um, we were meant to all go on a vacation
as a group to Mexico. - Okay.
- And I didn't exactly take the news well
that I wasn't invited,
and I kind of blew up on the hosts of the trip.
- Okay.
- It's his wife, bro. It's his--
- (BLEEP) your wife, bro. - (BLEEP) you!
I'm going to (BLEEP)-- - Don't talk like that.
- What? - Stop!
- I was very angry, you know?
And I just don't understand the mentality of people
that are really angry and just don't do anything about it.
- Yeah. How's the drinking?
- Um, I've had, like, a couple beers
at my friend's birthday party once
and stuff like that. - Mm-hmm.
- Um, but I've never gotten drunk, you know I mean?
- So is it two beers at the most,
or is there more than that? - Two beers at the most.
- Okay. - I'm more comfortable
with that than just, like, trying to go to a party
and be, like, the sober guy there.
I hate that.
You know, I don't know what made me have that first beer.
I kind of didn't even think about it.
Like, to be more James Kennedy, be more charismatic, I guess.
- Let me ask you this: you don't think you would
have been able to be that person without it?
- You know, sometimes, I don't. - Mm-hmm.
- Lisa always tells me that I don't need that,
but I got self-doubts. I'm human.
So it's, like, I'm just, like, you know.
What's one beer, you know? - You tell me.
What is one beer? How can one beer harm you?
- I don't know. I don't know.
Am I going to go cold turkey ----ing sober?
Not right now. I feel like I'm just
thinking so much when I'm sober.
But, like, after a couple beers or a couple shots,
you put yourself in the moment.
I'm 26. I can make decisions for myself.
- Try to focus more on what you do for you
than trying to prove it to others.
- So, like, not worry about what they think too much?
- Yeah.
That's, like, impossible to me.
- The more power you give to someone else
with how they look at you, the worse you start to feel.
Like, is what I did not good enough, you know?
- I just wish I could go back in time
and, like, said different things in different moments
and life would've been very different right now.
- Attention! Yes, whoo!
We're coming together to celebrate the love
and engagement of Brittany and Jax,
but also to party on the party bus...
- Whoo! - So without further ado.
- Let's get out of here. - Yeah, let's do it.
- Sheesh. - Yeah?
- Yeah, buddy. Is there a stripper pole?
- Yes, there is. - Hell yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- We're moving. Whoo!
- Yeah!
- We got Kentucky in the building!
- Ew, ew, ew, ew! - What?
I'm trying to put myself through college.
Listen, if things do go south with TomTom,
I got to have something to fall back on,
and right now, I'm falling back on this pole
real nice and slow.
Schwartz, give me that funnel.
I told you I'd take it on its maiden voyage.
- Jax, this party bus looks so fun.
- I'm really jealous that I'm not on it right now.
- Sandoval is beer bonging.
- They brought a beer bong? - Yeah.
- That's my best man. That's why he's the best man.
- Lala looks so cute. She's got, like,
something around her head. It looks really cute.
- Aw. - Everybody's, like, on theme.
I really hope Lala's not, like, upset about not being--
I don't think she will be, but, just--
I've got so many, like, friends from back home, and--
- It doesn't matter what people think.
This is your day, not their day.
- As much as I would love to have everyone in the wedding,
I can't have 20 bridesmaids.
I just hope Lala doesn't kick my ass.
- My gut tells me you are a bad ----ing guy.
- Fine. - Get the (BLEEP) out of here,
James, before I ----ing peel your face from your skull.
- It's making me really nervous.
I just don't want anybody to feel sad or left out.
I feel, like, so guilty inside
whenever somebody feels like that.
- Won't even look at me.
I hate the tension between Adam and I.
I just want to sit by him and talk to him
and hug him and make this all better,
but he won't even make eye contact with me,
let alone have a ----ing conversation.
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- This looks amazing.
- Doesn't it? - I couldn't be more proud
of how this party turned out.
This is really happening for me.
I'm really going to be a bride. I'm really getting married.
This is actual fairy tale dreams,
and I'm living it.
- Should we go say hi to everybody?
- Oh, my gosh, this looks great.
- Come on, let's go say hi to everybody.
- Okay.
- Hello. - You look great.
- Thank you, darling. - Mwah, mwah.
What do you think of this place?
I want you to look. - Oh, I've been here before.
- Oh, you have? - I love it.
Yeah. - Yeah, we love it.
- Yeah, there's delicious food. There's beer and wine only.
There are certain people here
that I don't trust drinking tequila.
- And who might that be?
- You. - Me, I'm one of them.
- Adam, beer me.
- Honestly, depending on how tonight goes with Adam,
I may just Uber home from the venue.
- Are you kidding? - What is happening?
- Ethan, he's gorgeous.
He wanted to come over and make me dinner.
Two bottles of wine later,
he goes down on me for, like, 30 minutes.
Like, I'm sorry. That's, yeah,
gonna lead to, like, hitting a home run.
- Adam doesn't go down on you? - No.
- Coming up... - Do you love me?
Answer the question. - No.
- Answer it. - I just did: no.
- So you don't love me?
- ♪ Yeah, this is
my time, baby ♪
- Are we here?
- ♪ Nothing's in my way, yeah ♪
♪ This is my time, baby ♪
- ♪ And nothing's in my way, yeah ♪
- This is Jax's funeral, Jason's birth.
- No way. - What do we have to drink?
- I don't know. Let's scope it out.
Champagne and wine. - Champagne and wine, okay.
- Wow, what an enchanted little forest!
- Oh, it's so much better in person.
- ♪ This is my time, baby, nothing's in my way, yeah ♪
- Aw, it's so cute.
You look so beautiful, Mamaw! - Thank you.
I'm going to cry! - Aw, I love you guys.
- Hey, Lisa, it's good to see you.
- Good to see you too.
- I've been wanting to tell you something.
When Brittany first came out here,
you were kind of the mom that she didn't have here.
- Oh, you're gonna make me cry.
- I mean that, and I was-- I was so concerned
about her safety and especially who she met.
- Come on.
- But your concern for her welfare
made me feel a lot better. - Well, thank you for that.
She's a lovely girl. I'm happy to be there for her
and happy to watch her grow, so...
- So what do you think, has Jax changed?
- Jenny, do another one. Candid, please.
Not Snapchat, just a regular picture.
- Okay.
- I think he really has.
I think your daughter was by his side through everything,
and I think he suddenly saw the light.
I really do see a difference in Jax.
I don't know if it will last, but Brittany
is the best thing that ever happened to him.
I think that's the only thing that we can all agree on.
- Every man needs a good woman, right?
- Hopefully only one.
That's what I always tell my husband.
- One, two, three.
- You look stunning. - So do you.
- Thank you. - Happy?
- Very much, yes, cheers. - Cheers to that.
- I'm so glad you guys are here!
- We're glad we're here. - Oh, I love you, Mamaw.
- Oh, this is Lisa. - Is this your sister?
- Yes, this is my sister. We got tattoos.
My dad always used to say this to me,
and I got it in his handwriting.
"Make good choices. Love you, Dad."
- Oh, I love that. Did you do it too?
- She got--my dad used to call her "my bestest girl,"
so he got-- she got "bestest girl."
- Oh, I love that.
- Hi, baby. Ooh, get it, get it, get it.
Hi, my love. - Hi!
- Are you having the best night ever?
- Ever! - You're getting married!
- I know, I know! It's a permanent smile
this big. - I love it.
- But I wanted to talk to you because...
- Okay. - I was so worried because
I was asking my bridesmaids and everything,
and I just didn't want you to, like,
feel like you were being left out or something,
and I do not want you to ever feel that way.
- This is your day, and whoever you want
in your wedding, you should have.
- I was just so worried that, like,
you would think that I-- I don't know.
- You're so that type of baby.
- So I have an engagement gift for you guys.
- What?
- And this is from Randall and me.
- What?
- So we rented a house. We can go whenever we want,
whenever we have our--
Oh, my God!
What could be worse than you telling somebody
that they are not a bridesmaid
and then they offer you a trip of a lifetime.
Oh, my gosh, you are so sweet.
I just feel like I am this big, like a little turd.
- Just tell me when and we'll fuel the jet
and we'll go have the best time ever.
- Oh, my God.
- Uh, I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna chat with Adam.
- Oh, yeah.
- Dude, I feel a lot of tension.
You could cut that sh-- with a knife between you and Scheana.
I'm not going to lie.
- Oh, oh. That kind of night, huh?
- However, I need, like, three more of those.
- I know what the catalyst was.
Apparently, she was with another dude.
- I mean, yeah.
I asked, "Did you sleep with him?"
She said yeah.
- Like, if she made out with him--
- I would have been like, "All right, yeah."
- Once a penis goes into a vagina, it's very intimate.
- No, that's ----ed up.
- You need to be honest and real,
and, hopefully, he is too.
- It can't be worse than a divorce
and broken heart, right? - No, it can't.
- She knew that it would upset me.
- Dude, this is not a deal breaker, in my opinion.
You know, if I've learned anything
about Katie and I's relationship,
it's that resistance is futile, you know?
You just got to cave. You got to give in.
You got to make the commitment.
I think you should go talk to her.
Adam, you know, just commit to Scheana.
See what happens.
Oh, man.
- Can I borrow you?
- Is she okay? - Yeah.
Hey.
- You look really handsome.
- You look gorgeous. You always do.
I don't even know where to start.
- Adam, for the last eight months, I have said--
everyone says that, like, we're in love with each other
and we have feelings, and you're like, "No."
I think you're the one who has feelings.
- I told you, yes, I'm uncomfortable with this.
I don't know if I'm ready to be with someone exclusively,
but I also don't want you to, like, get with other guys.
- When you say, "I don't care if it's someone I don't know.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care."
- I told you about it at the white party!
What would you have done if I did what you did?
- I told you I would have been upset.
I told you I'm a jealous person.
- You said if I went on a date, you would have been upset.
- Yes, I would have been upset with anything.
- But you ----ed him!
There's no other way to describe it.
- Shut up, stop. Stop!
- Is she upset? Let's do, like,
a slow twirl around and scope and see what's going on,
try to assess the situation.
- You are, like-- - Do you love me?
- Don't--don't--don't even-- - Answer the ----ing question.
- Don't even-- - Stop, stop.
Answer the question. - No.
- Answer it. - I just did: no.
- You don't love me? - No.
- You don't love me? Really?
So you don't love me?
- You were just with another guy all weekend.
- I thought about you the entire ----ing time.
- Well, thank you for that consideration.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
That makes it so much ----ing better.
- I didn't know that she had sex with another dude.
- I'm so ----ing sorry that I did something
that made you realize that you do have feelings.
I'm so sorry. But if I didn't,
were you ever gonna speak up?
No, we would have just kept doing what we're doing.
So I was like, "You know what?
Then maybe I should do it, just to see."
I'm just saying, Adam-- - No, you're trying to--
both: Stop, stop, stop!
- Stop, you're--stop. - No, no, stop.
- Let me go, stop. - Sit down with me.
Sit down with me. - No, you're trying to, like,
rationalize this, stop. - No, I'm not.
Stop, you're trying to-- - Stop, Adam.
- Stop, stop. - Adam, seriously.
- I want to move this way, please.
- Okay, you're not going to. We're gonna finish
this conversation. - Stop, this is disrespectful--
- Please? - Stop.
- Exactly, so please stop. - Please, please.
- Please, Adam. - Please?
- I'm like, knock the sh-- off.
Because then you can be like us.
- Um-- - Stop for one--
- Give me a hug.
- Can you please, just-- I need to--
I need to--I need to walk away, okay?
Please, Scheana. I need to walk away.
Even though we're not in a relationship,
I feel like we literally just broke up.
- Coming up... - When people see you
say that, they see it as, "These are a couple of idiots."
- It was a joke. Lighten up.
- ♪ I'm kinda sorta ♪
♪ Just making my way ♪
♪ I'm kinda sorta all grown up now ♪
- Let's see who's coming in tonight.
James?
He doesn't even work here anymore.
- Hi. - Hello.
- How are you? - I think I put
a reservation in for two. - Yeah, I'll show you over.
I'll seat you right over here. - Thank you.
- I'll actually be your server tonight.
We're a little understaffed.
Would you like any appetizers to start?
- Yeah, I'm gonna get the goat cheese balls.
- Sure. - Goat cheese balls.
I'll do the portobello mushroom, please.
- Sure.
- I know everyone's in Topanga
at Jax and Brittany's engagement party,
and they're all gonna be so nice to each other.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, you look good! So do you!
Oh, my God, yeah.
Did I really expect an invite? No.
Would I go if I was invited? Obviously, but I'm not,
so (BLEEP) it.
Hopefully, I'll--we'll get invited to the wedding, and--
- Yeah, but in order to make that happen,
you're gonna have to change your approach
with everyone. - Mm-hmm.
I'm having a good time too, though, babe.
And even if I'm not DJing, I'm so in love with you
that this is all I want.
- I don't want to hear any more cheating accusations.
So you've been sleeping with James.
- I've been sleeping with him for three years.
- There's hope for me, I think.
Raquel, I have never cheated on you,
and you'll never hear any more. You know?
- Okay. - As far as I know.
- I mean, now that we're moved in together,
I think it'll be harder to make something up like that...
- Exactly. - Because I'm gonna be
with you literally every single day.
- Yeah!
- Hey, the (BLEEP) is going on? - Be strong, okay?
I'm gonna get up. Come find me in a minute.
- He doesn't know? He doesn't even know yet?
- I don't want to do this here. - I know you don't.
- You want some tequila? It's warm and disgusting.
Yeah, if you had to hit it twice--
- I like it. Hey.
- Hey. - How's it going?
- What's happening? - Nothing.
- Would you like some warm, disgusting tequila?
- Um, no.
- Hold on, guys, I think Jax wants me for a second.
I'll be-- - Okay.
Well, okay.
I love Tom Sandoval.
I might not show that commitment
by having a "Beauty and the Beast" themed wedding,
but I am showing that commitment
by doing the bravest thing that I could possibly do:
going to bat for him with Lisa Vanderpump.
You know that I love and respect you so much.
- Yeah, well, thank you.
- Well, I did see that you said something about Tom and Tom
kind of saying, like, they weren't working
really hard at TomTom because they went to Mexico.
- They've been away, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been away.
- And I'm not gonna lie: it really bummed me out
just because I know that they have been working really hard
and they never would have gone on that trip
if you wouldn't have said to go on it.
- You know what, the thing I like about with them
is, I have a very playful relationship with them.
I would never want to ruin friendly banter, you know?
- I know, but I think that when people see you say that,
they see it as, "These are a couple of idiots," and--
- I love them, but they've got zero experience.
I brought them in because of their young energy,
and their fun and their humor. - Yeah.
But I think that now that you've been around them
and you've seen how hard they work,
you have to know that they have a lot more to offer
than just being fun. - Yeah.
But they've got to prove that to me, because--
- They're both--well, I don't know about Tom Schwartz,
but Tom Sandoval is probably
one of the hardest working people I've ever known.
Especially when it comes to something he loves,
and he loves this bar so much.
I just don't want other people to think of him
as some idiot that you pulled out of the gutter, you know?
- It was a joke. Lighten up.
- Okay, I'll lighten up, but I'm saying
that people who see that don't take it the same way.
- Look, I do tease the Toms,
and they give me reason and good cause to tease the Toms.
They don't actually have a serious persona.
I mean, we're talking about Tom and Tom.
We're not talking about Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
For me to put their name on the building
says a lot, okay? - I agree.
I just want us to, at some point,
earn the same love and respect
from you that we feel for you, you know?
I think that that's why they want to work so hard.
- Don't cry.
- You know I love and respect you so much.
- I hope so.
Coming up... - As long as we see
Brittany happy, that is actually
technically all that matters.
- I want to be on board 100%. I really do.
- Love is in the air
for Brittany and Jax.
Give it up for Brittany and Jax, everybody.
- Let's do the white girl, white girl at a wedding.
- I love you, Dad. - I love you too.
This is so awesome.
- Oh. - Hey.
- Man, can I just say that just seeing you and Brittany, man,
just knowing all the sh-- you guys have been through,
what a difference a year makes.
It's a cliché, but it's 100% true.
- Everybody goes through their things.
Had nothing to do with Brittany.
She is perfect. I had it with my own demons.
I moved to LA and I tried to fit in
where I needed to fit in and try to be a chameleon.
And who do I need to be today? Who's Jax?
- Yeah. - Let's make--okay.
Let's name myself Jax. I'll just say things
just to fit into that group, and then, I'll say something
to fit into this group, and after a while, you, like,
dude, I can't even keep up with the sh-- that I say anymore.
- The lies that Jax used to tell back in the day
were just on a completely different level.
You know, like, he would say that his parents
owned, like, 47% of CVS.
You know, he's got, like, two houses
and, like, a boat rental company.
He's gonna be in "Apocalypto: Part Two."
He's waiting to be a firefighter,
'cause right now, his modeling career is really taking off.
One time, he said he was a virgin,
that he used to be roommates with Channing Tatum.
That never happened.
Can we just promise to always be friends
no matter what happens? - Yeah.
- And you know what, Jax, like,
I appreciate everything you went through
with your dad 100%, but you know what?
I got this shot. I would cheers your dad,
but, honestly, I just want to cheers you, man.
You've really come a long way. - Thank you.
- I love you, dude. - Thank you.
Thank you, guys. I love you, guys, man.
- I love you, dude. I love you, Jax.
- Are we going to get married one day?
We are? - I think so.
- I love you so much. - I hope you mean that.
- I--I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
I swear to you.
- Down the road, I see marriage and maybe babies.
- And I will continue to surprise you
and keep you guessing in life.
- But in good ways. - Yes, in good ways.
- We're perfect for each other.
But I want to, like, get a job, you know?
Women today are, like, so involved in the workforce.
- So this is for you.
And then, sorry, you don't get an employee discount.
- Oh, right, because I'm not an employee.
- Because he doesn't work here anymore.
- Wow, that's an expensive dinner.
Do you want to get this one?
Thank you, Monica. - You're welcome.
I need a shot.
- Beau? - Hi.
- What are you doing? Are you looking for
the little princess? Where is she?
- I don't know. I was looking for her.
I was getting another drink for her.
- She seems really, really happy with you.
And I don't think she ever met anybody
that really validated her, you know?
They always try to suppress her.
And I can see you love her a lot, don't you?
- I do. - You're going to ask her
to marry you, aren't you? - I am, yeah.
- I think you are, yeah.
Beau listens to Stassi.
He doesn't try and make Stassi into something she's not.
He nurtures her. He cares for her.
He loves her, you can see, more than he loves himself.
Six weeks. - Really?
- You know long I was with him before we got married?
Three months. Do you know how long
I've been married? 36 years.
So there's no pattern to follow.
- What?
- I was actually telling him how lucky he is to have you.
I appreciate that, because my mom's not even saying that.
- Well, what does she say? - That it's not gonna last
because I'm gonna mess it up.
You know, with everything that my mom has told me...
- You're actually down here, and he's up here.
- I've felt myself, like, bringing that negativity
and insecurity into the relationship,
like, I'm sabotaging it.
Like, it makes me want to drink more.
It makes me want to fight more.
It makes me want to be, like, just, combative.
I--I just, like, to be told that, I'm like,
"Fine, then I'll do it."
- Of course you're going to act out.
You're a strong woman. I need Ken to sometimes go,
"No, no, no, no, no."
You're quite similar to me, in a lot of respects.
Right? - Say that again.
- Well, you are. That's why
I've always had an affinity to you.
And if you're mother's saying anything negative,
it's got nothing to do with you.
- Both of my parents have been--
they're both on marriage number four.
- We're not our parents, you know?
- Look at the way you look at each other.
- I love him so much. - I know, it hurts.
It hurts. - It does, it hurts, it hurts.
- It's going to be okay, I promise you.
You should just enjoy each day, you know?
- Moment to moment. - Yeah.
- Everything that Lisa is saying just reaffirms
in my mind that Beau and I are on the right track,
and it just feels good to hear it from someone
who is in such a healthy, awesome relationship.
Ken and Lisa are goals.
I just want Beau to, like, follow me wherever I go
holding one of our dogs.
- Go on, off you go, you bright, young things.
- And please never prove me wrong.
I don't like being proved wrong.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Lisa.
- I haven't seen Scheana one time, and--
- I just want to be happy with everyone
because it's a happy day. - Oh.
- Honey, don't let no man do that to you.
- Hey. - Okay.
Well, that just answered my question.
My engagement party is amazing.
If I had to complain about one thing,
it would probably be the fact that Scheana
found some way to make it about herself
and cry in the corner about Adam Spott,
who she wants to marry tomorrow.
Like, get your sh-- together.
- Why don't you go home with me?
You want to go to Kentucky for a few days?
- I would love that.
- Coming up...
- You never funneled a beer before?
- Watch. - No.
- That's too much, Tom.
- ♪ I don't want to doubt
this love no more ♪
- Are we gonna funnel beers later?
- I've never had a beer in my life.
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
- I've had your beer cheese. It was topnotch.
- Jax and Brittany are gonna cut their engagement cake.
- Isn't this what you do at a wedding?
- I feel so awkward standing around watching them.
- I know, I'm just, like, crying, like--
- Do you feel good about this?
All right. - I do, I do.
- This is our practice round.
All right, all right, all right.
- I love you.
- How freaking proud are you right now?
- Oh, man, well, it's been-- it's been a roller coaster.
Over time, you know, Brittany convinced me
that, you know, it was a great guy she had.
And I want to be on board 100%, I really do.
- You sound like my dad right now.
- Gosh. - You sound like my dad.
And I--you know what? I think that is--
it's a fatherly thing, where it's like,
we have to just trust it, otherwise, we're just
gonna drive ourselves crazy. - Yeah.
- I know that Jax has lied and cheated
and duped us all in the past over and over again,
but this is the first time
that Jax has actually proposed to someone,
so I think we owe it to Jax and Brittany
to really root for them.
As long as we see Brittany happy,
that is actually technically all that matters.
- It would give me more comfort if I heard
what you just say come out of Jax's mouth.
- I got to take care of this guy here first,
so I'm always going to be number one.
- I think we'll all, like, really, totally crucify him
if he actually messes up again.
And I feel like I will find some spikes,
light them on fire, and shove them up his ass.
- Some habits never die.
- And he's like, "I can't believe you did that.
I can't believe you did that." I go, "You know, honestly,
"I think I did it for you to ----ing realize
that you do care."
And that's ----ed up, and I'm sorry.
But if I said--if I just did dinner with him,
- Do you like all this? - Yeah, I love it.
- Are you surprised? - Yeah.
Are you okay with everything? - You know what?
It's tough, man, 'cause I noticed during this,
I feel like everyone's against me.
Like, I'm a reformed-- - Yes.
Listen, that's a father's place
to, like, to question you. Don't doubt who you are.
You're my brother, you (BLEEP) up a lot,
but I love you and I'm gonna be in your corner
whether you're a dick or whether you're
the nicest person in the world.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Thanks for being here.
My sister, Jenny, has every quality that my father has,
and I couldn't imagine my life without her.
We're gonna have a great year planning.
- You got to be my best friend now,
because you gotta take Dad's spot.
Although I don't trust you for sh--.
- You still don't tr--what? - No, no.
I mean, I mean, if, like--
if I told you something, you were going
to tell someone else. - Oh, I have a big mouth.
- Yeah, I don't want to tell you anything.
- That's one thing that's never gonna change.
- No. - I tell secrets,
so don't tell me anything. I can't help myself.
- I know.
- Could I get sparkling water in a--
in, like, a white wine glass with ice?
- Hello.
Tonight is the night I think that, really,
many of us thought would never happen.
How you've grown up, Jax Taylor.
Thank God. - Yes, whoo!
- You're surrounded by a lot of people
that really have supported you and loved you
and embraced you tonight.
And I know it's been a challenging year
and I think life is all about the obstacles you overcome
and the challenges you rise to
and I think with her as your partner,
you're gonna really go a long way.
Just one little thing:
if you mess with my Kentucky muffin...
I am coming for you.
Okay, congratulations, darlings.
- I love you.
- They say a leopard doesn't change his spots.
Well, the leopard I married did change his spots.
So if there was hope for Ken Todd,
there might be some hope for Jax Taylor.
- I want to thank everybody for being here.
I am so-- - We, we, we, we.
- We want to thank--we!
We have gone through a lot, but we've had so much support
and so much love from everybody,
and I have never been happier than I am right now.
I know a lot of people have had their doubts
about Jax and I's relationship, but looking around tonight,
I see that my family is here supporting us.
My friends are here.
All these people love Jax and I.
And I love this man more than anything in the entire world.
all: Aw.
- To hell with everybody else's opinions.
I really, truly believe
that we are going to live happily ever after.
And I've always known that
and I will never give up on him
and I am so proud of him.
- I know there's a lot of people out there
that think I'm going to (BLEEP) this up and have their doubts,
but I don't care. I don't care what people think.
This is my relationship. I know what's right from wrong.
I know how much I love her. I know how much I want this.
So I--it doesn't bother me.
It just fuels my fire, actually,
you know, to prove them wrong.
- I love you guys.
Everybody dance!
- ♪ Look at where we've been ♪
♪ Yeah, we shed some tears through the thick and thin ♪
♪ But we made it ♪
♪ You got my back, I got your back ♪
♪ No one can mess with that ♪
♪ And we made it ♪
- Don't you guys feel like you're at a wedding?
- Tom, where's-- both: Where's the Vanderbong?
- Right over there. - We need it, we need it.
- Come with me, come with me. - Okay, I'll go, I'll go.
- Let's go. Come on, Giggy.
Is Giggy ready? - Hey, guys.
- Hi. - I'm going.
What are you two up to? - I wanted to say good-bye
before you left. - And also, also, Lisa.
- Yes, you look--what? Oh, dear, now what?
- We--it's very important-- - No, I don't want to do it.
Whatever you say-- - It's not bad, it's not bad.
- It's not going to happen. - No, no, no, no, Lisa, Lisa.
- I'm not going to do it. - The LVP bong.
- Why would I want to do that?
- For--because it seals the partnership.
- I will be sick.
- I've had, like, this fantasy. Me and Tom have decided,
you know, after our partnership had become official
to make it official official
by having Lisa Vanderpump funnel a beer.
You never funneled a beer before?
- Watch. - No.
What? - That's too much, Tom.
- I mean, I don't really ever drink a lot of beer,
and I've certainly never done a beer bong.
- Okay, not that much. That's a lot.
Oh, God, oh, God.
- But I also never turn down a dare.
- Yes! Suck it down!
The queen!
- Good night, bye, thank you.
- I love you! I love you!
Yes! - Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna frame this.
- And that's the way you leave a party.
Good night.
Bye, everybody. - Bye, Lisa!
- That was disgusting. Hold on, I'm going to throw up.
Sorry!
- Next time
on "Vanderpump Rules"...
- You want to talk about your mother?
- I think it's ----ing wrong! - Tom, you're his best man!
Stop!
- You've got this. You've got this.
- You say the meanest things. - You acted like trash.
- You act like a high-class prostitute all the time.
- Actually, when we started dating, I watched the pilot.
- That'd didn't scare you? - (BLEEP) yeah, it did!
- Lisa, since your brother passed away,
how have you been coping?
- I couldn't cope with it. Sorry.
- Raquel Leviss! - She keeps coming to me
when it's feeding time in the lion's den
and expects not to get feasted on.
- You called his girlfriend dumb!
- She is dumb! - You're obsessed with me.
- His parents got divorced, oh.
- Stop telling me that you know what I think!
- You're talking about my family!
- Have your ----ing babies and go to Kentucky
with those hillbillies. - (BLEEP) you, James.
- Hillbillies!
- That was the straw that broke the camel's back.
- I'm proud I'm a ----ing hillbilly!
At least I'm not a sh-- person like you are!
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