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I know you're all
excited about career day,

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but your parents
won't be arriving

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until last period.

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Hey, Jade,

5
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is your uncle Jackie
gonna wow the class

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about the "secret
agent" business?

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You bet, drew,

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and the truth is gonna

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blow... Your... Mind.

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Oh, oh, you mean the "truth"

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about ninjas, magic talismans,

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that 400-pound giant named tofu?

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His name is...

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(Thundering footsteps)

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Tohru.

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(Muttering) (Muttering)

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Jackie. Uncle.

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Jade, hand over the talismans...

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Or we chop down
your family tree.

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You guys are the
ones going down.

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Hyah!

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Hyah!

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I'm sorry. I doubted you, Jade.

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No homework for the
rest of the year!

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Yes! Go, Jade.

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Yeah, no homework.

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Jade...

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Jade...

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Jade!

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If you're done daydreaming,

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can you tell us the
capital of Italy?

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Uh, pizza?

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Heh heh.

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So, with the kitten
under one arm,

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and the orphan under the other,

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I leapt out of the
second-story window.

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Yeah, I saved a few lives,

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but when you're a firefighter,

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that's all in a day's work.

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Thanks for listening, kids.

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All right!

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(Cheering)

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All right, dad.

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Pretty cool, drew.

45
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But wait till you
get a load of Jackie.

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To uncover artifacts,

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the patient archeologist

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digs in the dirt

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with little, tiny brushes,

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bring very careful

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not to damage anything.

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Sometimes it can take

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hours or even days.

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So much for secret agent man.

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Uh... Question?

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Jackie, tell us about the time

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you whomped a
bunch of shadowkahn

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on the roller coaster
at melvinworld.

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Heh.
That's a bit off topic, Jade.

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Now, once an artifact
is unearthed...

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Really!
He tanned their ninja hides.

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He's got amazing reflexes.
Watch.

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Ow! Jade...

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Jade has quite an imagination,

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doesn't she, Mr. chan?

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Heh. Yes, she does.

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And a good throwing arm, too.

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(All talking at once)

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Thanks, Jackie.

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You made me look like a
big, fat liar.

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Jade, my work with section 13

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is a secret, remember?

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Besides, this is career day,

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and my career is archeology.

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Next time you go on a mission,

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I'm bringing back proof.

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What next time?

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You're not supposed to go
on assignment with me, Jade.

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And don't forget, children...

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Next week, it's your turn

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to report on your parents' job,

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after you accompany
them to work.

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Jackie: Captain black

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has pinpointed the location

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of another talisman

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in Micronesia.

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Whoa.

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You think archeology

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is a snore?

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We'll start here.

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Remember, Jade...

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Archeology requires Patience.

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Ooh...

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Oh, Jackie...

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You gotta be kidding me.

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It's the monkey talisman.

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Must be a sea monkey.

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The dark hand.

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Go, go, go!

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Get back up to the boat.

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Aaahhh!

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Unh. Unh. Aaahh!

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(Panting)

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(Gasps)

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The talisman.

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Ah...

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Hand over the rock, flipper.

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Hey.

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(Grunting)

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Uh, you guys are going down.

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Stop.

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Why are we listening to him?

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Yaaahhh!

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(Grunts)

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Whoa.

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Get off of me, ratso.

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Rrrrr...

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Jackie!

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Monkey magic better be good.

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Come on, activate already.

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Uhh... Before this boat ride

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makes me yack.

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Whoa. Not what I meant.

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What just happened here?

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Chan's a horse.

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No, chan's a yak.

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The talisman.

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Uh, yakkie, er, Jackie?

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Uh, change him back.

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This must be the "turn stuff
into other stuff" talisman.

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I noticed.

132
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So how about I
turn tohru into...

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(all scream)

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(Jade groans)

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Ohh...

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(Screeches)

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Ewww!

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Hello. Mouthwash?

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Who are you?

140
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Where am I?

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Ah... I'm shipwrecked.

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My report is gonna rock.

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Say "cheese."

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(Screeches)

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Hey, monkey boy,

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that's not for you,

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even if it does have
your picture on it.

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Oh, no. Jackie.

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(All groan)

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Ahh...

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Tohru, hiya.

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Yeah, hiya. Hiya.

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We must find the talisman.

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How do we know chan and the
girl aren't still at sea?

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Jade: Jackie!

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Oh, Jackie!

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Jackie!

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There she is.

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(Gasps)

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Jackie.

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Jackie!

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Ohh...

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Jackie...

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Jackie...

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Jackie, you are shipwrecked.

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Yes, uncle, shipwrecked.

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One more thing...

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Jade has the monkey talisman.

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Jade's a good girl.

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One more thing...

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Bad men are chasing her.

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She needs your help.

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Now! Ow.

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Jackie!

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Jade.

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(Panting)

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Duh, the "turn things into
other things" talisman.

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Turn this log into a death ray.

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Waah! That's a manta ray.

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Change it back! Change it back!

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(Pants) Guess it
only does animals.

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In that case,

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how about I get these
rats off my tail?

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Ratso?

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(Squeaks)

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Whoa.

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The talisman. Huh? Right?

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(Panting) Aardvark.
Hippo. Giraffe.

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(Thud)

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(Panting)

191
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Gotta hide. Gotta hide.

192
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Double duh.

193
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Make a monkey out of me.

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(Screeches)

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Where'd she go?

196
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This way, I think.

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Whew, close call.

198
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Ok, change me back.

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(Screeches)

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Not good.

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(Animal growls)

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Way not good.

203
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Aaaaaahhhhhh!

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(Snorts)

205
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Hello, Jade.

206
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,998
You're a monkey.

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00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,468
Nyah-nyah.

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Aah!

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(Hisses)

210
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Hey, I don't get it.

211
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She just disappeared.

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(Screeches)

213
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,418
Yo, talisman at 9:00.

214
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A monkey's got it.

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Grab the chimp.

216
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Hey, Mr. muggs.

217
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,958
I've gotta get
that talisman back,

218
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wherever it is.

219
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Jackie: Jade!

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Jackie.

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Jade.

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Jade!

223
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,202
Jade!

224
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A giraffe?

225
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,541
We drifted all
the way to Africa?

226
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(Gasps)

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Jade.

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Tohru.

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(Screeches)

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00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,323
Aah! Aah!

231
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,259
Jackie, those dark hand
guys were after me,

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so I turned myself
into a monkey,

233
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and then this other
monkey took the talisman.

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(Screeches)

235
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,335
Shoo. Go away.

236
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,605
Duh.
Monkeys don't speak English.

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Ok, first word...

238
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Sounds like...

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Maid.

240
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,554
Uh, you seem like

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a very nice monkey,

242
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:41,493
but I have to find my niece.

243
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,161
Wait. Don't go.

244
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,163
(Screeches)

245
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,537
I'm not going to
take your picture.

246
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Yes.

247
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(Screeches) Me!

248
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,846
Jade? You...

249
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,648
You know where Jade is?

250
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,123
Oh, an arrow.

251
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,292
Oh, thank you,

252
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,693
little monkey.

253
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,129
No.

254
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,397
(Screeches angrily)

255
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,835
Hey! Put me down.

256
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:24,903
Jackie!

257
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,538
(Screeches)

258
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,373
Jackie!

259
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,880
(Screeching)

260
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,850
Let me go. Let me go.

261
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,253
Hey, whoa.
What are you doing? Eww!

262
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,356
Eww! Check, please.

263
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,459
(Screams)

264
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:53,064
Guess that means
"bye-bye" in monkey.

265
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,369
Heh. Guess not.

266
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,740
Oh... This is the last time

267
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,909
I follow directions
from a monkey.

268
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,010
Don't move.

269
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,847
Stay right there.

270
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,515
That's it, bonzo.

271
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,883
Nobody's gonna hurt you.

272
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,785
(Screeches)

273
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,921
Hyah! Stop.

274
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,424
The monkey.

275
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,227
Gaah. Where is Jade?

276
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,634
(Squeaks)

277
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,768
Ratso.

278
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,503
That's ratso?

279
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,707
(Squeaks)

280
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,508
Tell me what you've
done with Jade,

281
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,743
or ratso gets it.

282
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,678
Ohh, calm down, dude.

283
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,780
We were chasing her, that's all.

284
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,915
The kid zapped ratso,

285
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,283
and the next thing we know,

286
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,985
that monkey had the talisman.

287
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,187
Jade turned ratso into a rat

288
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,389
and herself into a monkey?

289
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,324
I'm a monkey's uncle.

290
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,493
Jade!

291
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,630
The girl's the monkey
with the talisman? Whoa.

292
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,701
(Squeaks)

293
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,037
(Screeches)

294
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,808
Aah! Gaah! Unh.

295
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,144
(Screeches)

296
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,647
Hmm. (Grunting)

297
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,683
Jade!

298
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,156
Oh, Jade.

299
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,324
Here, Jade.

300
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,559
It's me. Jackie.

301
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,197
Ach, Jade.

302
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,437
Yo, Tarzan.

303
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,173
Unh. J...

304
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,876
Jade, quit fooling around.

305
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,579
Stop it.

306
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,250
I don't need a bath.

307
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,722
(Screeches)

308
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,691
Later, mom.

309
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,827
Jade.

310
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,396
(Screeches)

311
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,564
Sorry, Jade.

312
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,433
This is for your own good.

313
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,436
Change her back.

314
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,740
Jade,
did you break the talisman?

315
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,742
Hand over the rock.

316
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,682
Here goes nothing.

317
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,850
Ooh.

318
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,620
Hey there.

319
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,824
Talisman works just fine.

320
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,162
Ratso: I say we turn him into a dog.
I like dogs.

321
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,631
Why would you wanna turn
him into something you like?

322
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,799
A cat, then.

323
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,568
Ah, cats are too snooty.

324
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,936
How about a cockroach?

325
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,270
We can stomp him.

326
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,338
An emu.

327
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,374
Yeah. What's an emu?

328
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,809
Don't know. Sounds good.

329
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,911
Perhaps an animal we can eat.

330
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,081
Hmm... Chicken a la chan.

331
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,585
No! That would
make you cannibals.

332
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,222
(Angry screeching)

333
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,625
Change me back.

334
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428
Hi, Jackie.

335
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,931
Jade. Then who are you?

336
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,433
(Belches)

337
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,573
The talisman.

338
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,642
Elephant.

339
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,948
Aah, Jade!
Bad move, bad move, bad move.

340
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,450
Uh, got it covered.

341
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,785
Once a rat...

342
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,588
(Squeaks)

343
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,726
Jackie. Change him back.

344
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,033
Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme.

345
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,268
Gaah!

346
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,702
You're a flamingo.

347
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,076
Kangaroo.

348
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,513
Huh?

349
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,459
Good choice.

350
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,627
Change me back.

351
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,262
Jack... rabbit.

352
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,167
Unh.

353
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,873
(All grumble)

354
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,952
(Screeches)

355
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,260
Change me back.

356
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,131
Hope this means what
I think it means.

357
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,967
Aaaahhhh!

358
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,937
Aaaahhhh!

359
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,344
(Angry screeching)

360
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,348
Hey, cut that out.

361
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,791
(Screeching)

362
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,162
(Sniffing)

363
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,830
Ooh-ooh.

364
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,331
Hi, mom.

365
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,566
Mom?

366
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,336
Welcome to the family.

367
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,411
Ms.
hardman: Now it's Jade's turn

368
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,746
to give her report.

369
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,215
Ahem. On my day at work,

370
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,518
uncle Jackie and I went
scuba diving for artifacts,

371
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,887
but a big storm kicked up,

372
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,489
and we wound up shipwrecked.

373
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,425
Yeah, right.

374
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:59,263
And there were
these monkeys and...

375
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,099
Ahem.

376
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,035
To uncover artifacts,

377
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,503
the archeologist

378
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,938
digs in the dirt

379
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,540
with little, tiny brushes,

380
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,908
being very careful

381
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,977
not to damage anything.

382
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,814
Jade: Hey, Jackie,

383
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,182
do you have any pets?

384
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,450
I love pets.

385
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,652
Very, very good for the human.

386
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,854
If your partner
is your friends...

387
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,425
If you have a pet,
you have him with you every day.

388
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,026
I remember long time ago,

389
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,996
I have 3 Saint bernards.
Big dog.

390
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,164
I love big one.

391
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,566
The problem is, all those years,

392
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,268
I been traveling
around making movies.

393
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,370
6 months later,
when I coming back,

394
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,605
I said, "nuh nuh nuh,"

395
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,673
he bite me.
He don't listen me anymore.

396
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,675
So it's no good.

397
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,177
But later on,

398
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,046
when I retire, settle down, yes.