-史博特 -别再拿我的名字开玩笑了 - Snackpot. - Stop getting my name on purpose.【听】
总之 我写戏剧 Well, anyway, I write plays.
听好了 斯凯博 Listen up, Skateboard.【听 跟前面一样是拿他的名字开玩笑】
写戏剧是新手才会犯的错误 Writing plays is a rookie mistake.
真正的作家喝酒 打架 进监狱 Real writers drink, fight and go to prison!
也可以做间谍 说的就是 He may also be a spy. Mentioning no names...
-我就是间谍 -知道 我懂 - Yes, I'm a spy. - Yeah, I know. I got it.
我有老婆孩子 必须赚钱养家 Well, I have a wife and kids so I have to earn a living.
不跟某些人一样 Unlike some people.
更何况我很擅长写戏剧 Anyway, I'm pretty good at writing plays.
【听不出来中间那个词。。。】 A lot of XXX around me at the moment.
快看我 我是比利·闪亮亮 Look at me, I'm Billy Springle-Sprangle
我能写戏剧 还会为未来做打算呢 and I write plays, and I plan for the future.
我真心不知道你在装谁 I genuinely don't know who that's supposed to be.
是他啊 It was him!
我模仿不在行 Look, I'm not good at impressions alright?
但打架很在行 But I'm good at fighting,
接受挑战吧 到外面一决高下 consider yourself challenged, outside.【听】
听着伙计 我是作家不是打手 Listen buddy, I'm a writer not a fighter,
无论有没有你们帮忙我都将名垂青史 and I'm going all the way to the top with or without you guys.
所有人都会知道我的名字 威廉 Everybody will know my name, William S-
-XXX -早料到会这样【已死。。。】 - XXXX - Should have seen that coming.
了不起 夏奇拉 Good for you, Shakira.
名垂青史 才怪 Top bloke... not...
感谢《糟糕历史》 The Horrible History's gang there,
带来对过去的嬉笑怒骂 with a playful take on the past.
现在请大家欣赏莎士比亚自己对历史的讲述 And now Shakespeare's own take on a bit of history...
关于亨利五世的历史 the history of King Henry V.
这位年轻的国王在阿金库尔战役中 Here the young king, having conquered France
战胜了法国 at the Battle of Agincourt,
却在尝试向法国公主凯瑟琳求爱时 finds himself powerless and tongue-tied
发现自己是那么力不从心张口结舌 in his attempts to woo the French princess, Katherine,
他希望能娶凯瑟琳好让英法两国联姻 with whom he hopes to unite the English and French thrones.
你可愿意教一个当兵的说话 Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms,
亨利五世 亚历克斯·哈塞尔 詹妮弗·卡比 戴恩·赫斯特
比如该怎样说才能进入小姐的耳中 such as will enter at a lady's ear,
让求爱打动她的芳心 and plead his love-suit to her gentle heart?
陛下是在取笑我 Your majesty shall mock at me;
我不会说你们英格兰话 I cannot speak your England.
美丽的凯瑟琳 Fair Katherine!
如果你全心全意用你那法国心来爱我 If you will love me soundly with your French heart,
我会很高兴听你用蹩脚的英格兰话把爱情吐露 I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue.
你喜欢我吗 凯蒂 Do you like me, Kate?
请不要见怪 Pardonnez-moi,
我不知道什么叫 I cannot tell vat is
'喜欢我' 'like me.'
天使就"像"你一样 你就"像"天使 An angel is like you, Kate; and you are like an angel.
他说什么 说我像天使吗 Que dit-il? Que je suis semblable à les anges?
是的 回禀公主 Oui, vraiment,
一点也不错 他就是这么说的 sauf votre Grace, ainsi dit-il.
我的确这样说 美丽的凯瑟琳 I said so, fair Katherine,
我绝对不能红着脸儿来承认自己这句话 and I must not blush to affirm it.
上帝啊 O bon Dieu!
【可以单留法语】 Les langues des hommes sont pleines de tromperies.
她说什么 小姐 What says she, fair one?
是说人们的话充满了欺骗么 That the tongues of men are full of deceits?
是的 人们的话充满了欺骗 Oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits;
这就使公主说的 dat is de princess.
老实说 凯蒂 你能理解我求爱的话 I'faith, Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding.
我很高兴你的英语不太好 I am glad thou canst speak no better English.
说到爱情 我不晓得有什么别的花招 I know no ways to mince it in love,
只会直接说"我爱你" but directly to say 'I love you'.
如果你要盘问我 "你说的是真心话吗" Then if you urge me farther than to say, 'Do you, in faith?',
我就词穷了 I wear out my suit.
给我一个答复吧 当真的 答复我吧 Give me your answer, I'faith, do;
大家拍一记手掌成交 and so clap hands and a bargain.
你怎么说 公主 How say you, lady?
请不要见怪 Sauf votre honneur,
你说的我都懂 me understand vell.
真的 Marry,
如果你想让我为你作诗 if you would put me to verses
或是为你跳舞 凯蒂 那你就把我难住了 or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me.
如果靠比赛蛙跳 If I could win a lady at leap-frog,
又或是身穿盔甲跳上马背的功夫博女人的欢心 or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back,
我可以很快赢得一位妻子 I should quickly leap into a wife.
可是 上帝在上 But, before God,
凯蒂 我不会忸忸怩怩也不会滔滔不绝 Kate, I cannot look greenly nor gasp out my eloquence,
更没有山盟海誓表明心迹的才能 nor I have no cunning in protestation.
要是你能爱上这样性子的男人 凯蒂 If thou canst love a fellow of this temper, Kate,
他那张脸就算让太阳晒黑了也没什么可惜 whose face is not worth sunburning.
他自己也从不顾影自怜 要是你能爱上他 that never looks in his glass for love of anything he sees there,
那么就请你的眼睛包涵一下吧 let thine eye be thy cook.
我像一个当兵的老粗一样跟你说话 I speak to thee plain soldier.
如果这样你还能够爱我 那么请接受我的爱 If thou canst love me for this, take me.
要是不能够 那么我对你说 If not, to say to thee
我将会死去 这句话倒是真的 that I shall die, is true,
可为了你的爱而去死 but for thy love,
上帝作证 那我是不会的 by the Lord, no.
然而我还是真心爱着你 Yet I love thee too.
亲爱的凯蒂 在你的有生之年 And while thou livest, dear Kate,
接受一个朴实而真诚的人吧 take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy,
他怎么也委屈不了你 for he perforce must do thee right
因为他没有再到别人跟前去求爱献媚的本领 because he hath not the gift to woo in other places.
一个会说话的人无非是个会瞎扯的人 A speaker is but a prater,
一套动听的话只是一首山歌 a rhyme is but a ballad,
一条好腿也会摔倒 一个挺直的背也会弯下去 a good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop,
黑胡须总会变白 a black beard will turn white,
满头卷发也会变秃 a curled pate will grow bald,
一张漂亮的脸蛋会干瘪 a full face will wither,
一对圆圆的眼睛也会凹陷 a fair eye will wax hollow,
但一颗真诚的心 凯蒂 是太阳 是月亮 but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and the moon,
或者还不如说 是太阳 不是那月亮 or rather the sun and not the moon,
因为太阳光明灿烂 永不改变 because it shines bright and never changes
确保自己的轨迹 but keeps his course truly.
要是你喜欢这样的人 If thou would have such a one,
那就答应我吧 take me.
答应我 那就是答应了一个当兵的 And take me, take a soldier.
答应了一个当兵的 Take a soldier,
那就是答应了一个做国王的 take a King.
太棒了 Very good.
-凯瑟琳 -怎么 - So, Catherine... - Yes.
如果莎士比亚活到现在 他会是什么样 If Shakespeare were alive today, what would he be?
那他就四百五十二岁了 He would be 452.
显然我不是那个意思 No, obviously that's not quite what I mean.
他曾处在流行文化的前沿 He was at the forefront of popular culture,
那如果在现代他会做什么 so today he would be...what...
可能会写电影剧本或是电视剧 he would be writing for films, he would be writing TV shows...
谁是现在的语言天才 who are today's linguistic geniuses?
-我来告诉你 -快告诉我 - Well, I'll tell you. - Tell me.
在我看来 没有比嘻哈莎士比亚公司的 In my opinion, who better to answer than Hip-hop Shakespeare
阿卡拉和尼汀·索尼更棒的了 with Akala and Nitin Sawhney?
可不是么 I do.【听】
This Gives Life To Thee 嘻哈莎士比亚公司 阿卡拉 尼汀·索尼 戴恩·赫斯特
*如果全世界是一个舞台* *If all the world's a stage*
出自《皆大欢喜》第二幕第七场
*那么请照亮我前行的道路* *Then light my way*
*熄灭了吧 你短促的烛光却一直照亮* *Because out, out, your brief candle is not*
出自《麦克白》第五幕第二场
*几个世纪过去 我还是没法弄清* *For centuries past, yet I still cannot grasp*
*那神秘之国* *That undiscovered country*
出自《哈姆雷特》第三幕第一场
*让文字永生* *That makes words immortal*
*若人们所做的善事会随着他们的尸骨一起入土* *If the good that men do is interred with their bones*
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第二幕第三场
*这颗珍贵的宝石似明珠降落人间* *Then this precious stone is a beauty too rich*
前半句出自《理查二世》第二幕第三场 后半句出自《罗密欧与朱丽叶》第一幕第五场
*我认为这是属于大家的珍宝* *Me thinks it's a jewel in the ear of us all*
*那些常被传颂的智慧话语* *As the wisest words spoken*
*大多出自愚人之口* *Are spoken by fools*
*明天 明天 再一个明天 我想要承受*【】 *Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, I want to endure*
*希求这人的渊博 你的渊博* *Desiring this man's art that is yours*
出自《十四行诗》二十九
出自《麦克白》第五幕第二场
*时间在消耗着我 日子在追赶着我* *Time does waste me, days do chase me*
出自《理查二世》第五幕第五场
*血肉会变得苍白 滞后也会变得伟大* *Flesh goes pasty. Delayed found greatness.*
*这位凯撒究竟吃些什么美食* *What meat and did they feed this Caesar*
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第一幕第二场
*即便是胆汁我也愿尝尝这乳汁* *I want to taste the milk even if it is gall*
出自《麦克白》第三幕第五场
*尘世的烦恼反反复复* *Your mortal coil sprang back unbounded*
出自《哈姆雷特》第三幕第一场
*这一切正是我们今日所用的语言* *And founded the language that is used by us all*
*你用鹅毛笔创作的诗篇被铭记* *The ink of your quill is a statue in stone*
*当我以为我能够读懂你时* *When I think and I feel I have captured your tone*
*我记得诗人 疯子都有相似之处* *I remember that the poet and the lunatic and one in the same*
出自《仲夏夜之梦》第五幕第一场
*人们有时可以支配自己的命运* *And only sometimes men are masters of our fates*
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第一幕第二场
*余下的日子 余音绕梁* *The rest of the days the song plays*
*照亮了到死亡的土壤中去的路* *Has lighted our way to dusty death*
出自《麦克白》第五幕第五场
*愚人的天堂 梦想的投影* *A fool’s paradise a shadow of a dream*
前半句出自《罗密欧与朱丽叶》第二幕第四场
*砍掉他的头 我不想成为下一个* *Off with his head I don't want to be next*
前半句出自《理查三世》第三幕第四场
*地狱和黑夜* *Hell and night*
*指引我至光明世界* *Guide me to the world is light*
出自《奥赛罗》第一幕第三场
*创作时的光芒照亮了监牢* *When I write it could turn this prison cell bright*
*地狱和黑夜* *Hell and night*
*指引我至光明世界* *Guide me to the world's light*
*创作时的光芒照亮了监牢* *When I write it could turn this prison cell bright*
*地狱和黑夜* *Hell and night*
*指引我至光明世界* *Guide me to the world is light*
*创作时的光芒照亮了监牢* *When I write it could turn this prison cell bright*
*只要一天有人类 或人有眼睛* *As men can breathe and eyes can see*
*这将赐给你生命* *So this gives life to thee*
出自《十四行诗》一八
*当我想到我的歌是一句也不值得注意的* *When I think there's not a note of mine worth noting*
出自《无事生非》第二幕第三场
*用无益的哀号惊动耳聋的青天* *And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries*
出自《十四行诗》二九
*当我无法言语 才思枯竭* *When I get tongue-tied and my mouth runs dry*
*我记得你说起过思想的结合*【真心相恋？】 *I remember you spoke of a marriage of the minds*
出自《十四行诗》一一六
*我想替你被困在胡桃夹内* *I presume to take your place in a nutshell*
*即便如此我也能是宇宙之王* *I am king of infinite space*
出自《哈姆雷特》第二幕第二场
*可耻浪费 充满罪恶* *A waste of shame, so full of blame*
出自《十四行诗》一二九
*精力耗尽 声名狼藉* *Expense of my spirit and disgrace in my name*
*王位被夺* *I am unking’d again (24)*
出自《理查二世》第五幕第五场
*希望我成为一个穷人* *Wish me a pauper*
*从你教给我们的东西中 我一无所获* *I have not learned from the things that that you taught us*
*适度的怀疑是聪明人的灯塔* *Modest doubt is the beacon of the wise*
出自《脱爱勒斯与克莱西达》第二幕第二场