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CAPTIONS PAID FOR
BY CARTOON NETWORK
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Count Spankulot: I ARRIVE.
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LIKE A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT...
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THE HUNTER WHO PREYS
UPON WRONGDOERS.
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I DELIVER MY PUNISHMENT SWIFTLY.
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AND WITHOUT REGRETS.
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MY VICTIMS BEG FOR MERCY.
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AND OFFER TO MAKE DEALS.
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THEY TRY TO RUN...
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BUT THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN,
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AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE.
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FOR THOSE I HUNT, I
HAVE BUT ONE THING...
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A GOOD SPANKING!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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THEY CALL ME COUNT SPANKULOT...
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THE BOUNTY HUNTER OF BOTTOMS.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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I ADMINISTER SPANKINGS.
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TO THOSE NAUGHTY CHILDREN.
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THAT DESERVE THEM.
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PERHAPS THEY'VE TOILET PAPERED.
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SOMEONE'S HOUSE... [ LAUGHS ]
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OR KEPT A LIBRARY
BOOK A LITTLE TOO LONG.
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THEN I AM SUMMONED.
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TO APPLY MY POWERFUL PALM.
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TO THEIR POSTERIOR!
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BUT ONE DAY, SOMETHING HAPPENED.
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I WAS TO SEEK OUT A BOY.
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NAMED STANLEY STANSKI.
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HE HAD RUNG DOORBELLS AND RAN.
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JUST ONE TOO MANY TIMES,
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SO I WAS TO ADMINISTER THE HAND.
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OF JUSTICE TO HIS BACKSIDE.
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[ SPANKING ]
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WITH THE SOUND OF SPANK.
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THE NIGHT ECHOED
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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AND THEN, IT HAPPENED.
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[ CHILD CRYING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO OUR CARLOS?!
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CARLOS?
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I HEREBY FIND THIS
HERE DEFENDANT GUILTY
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ON ALL COUNTS OF ILLEGALLY
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SPANKING AN INNOCENT CHILD!
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I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
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I MUST HAVE, UH, GOTTEN
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THE WRONG ADDRESS, OR SOMETHING.
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A LIKELY STORY!
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GET THIS SPANK-HAPPY VAMPIRE
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OUT OF MY COURTROOM!
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I AM SORRY!
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I WOULD NEVER, EVER GIVE
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AN UNWARRANTED SPANK.
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NO, NO!
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NO INNOCENT BOTTOM SHOULD
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EVER FEEL MY POWERFUL...
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THEY LOCKED ME
AWAY FOR A LONG TIME...
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LONG ENOUGH TO DO SOME THINKING.
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IT WAS THERE
THAT I MADE A VOW...
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A VOW THAT I WOULD
NEVER, EVER USE MY POWER.
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TO SPANK CHILDREN AGAIN.
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INSTEAD, I WOULD
HELP THEM... BUT HOW?
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BATTLE STATIONS, WE'VE
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GOT TO DEFEND THAT PLAYGROUND!
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WHEE! [ LAUGHS ]
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- ALL RIGHT, TEAM,
- LET'S MOVE OUT!
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EVERYBODY BATTLE POSITIONS!
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COME ON!
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[ SHOUTING ]
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GET READY, TEAM!
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[ FOOTSTEP ]
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[ FOOTSTEP ]
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FIRE!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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HOLD IT!
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HOLD YOUR FIRE!
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[ COUGHING ]
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THOSE PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE
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RUINING OUR FUN
AT THE PLAYGROUND,
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MR. WINK.
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INDEED, MR. FIBB.
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PERHAPS WE SHOULD
TAKE A MORE DRASTIC STEP.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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SHALL WE DESTROY THEM
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ONCE AND FOR ALL, MR. FIBB?
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THAT WOULD BE MOST... ENOUGH!
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- HUH?
- HUH?
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Together: HUH?
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I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU
FIENDS TO BRING HARM
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TO THESE INNOCENT CHILDRENS!
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HUH? OHHH!
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WHOA!
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AND NOW, VILE SCOUNDRELS,
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YOUR HEINIES BELONG TO ME!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OH, PLEASE, NO!
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OW! OW! OH!
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OH! OW! OW!
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OW! OW!
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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU... YOU CAN'T...
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OW-W-W! MOMMY!
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[ BOTH PANTING ]
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BE GONE, EVIL ADULTS,
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OR YOU SHALL ONCE AGAIN
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FACE THE POWER OF MY PALM!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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BOY, WE REALLY SHOWED THEM, EH?
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WHA-A-AT?!
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WE-E-E SHOWED THEM!
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US KIDS NEXT DOOR RULE!
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- YOU'RE NOT HERE - TO SPANK US?
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AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
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"US KIDS NEXT DOOR," BUB?
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I, COUNT SPANKULOT, HAVE DECIDED
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TO JOIN THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR TO MAKE AMENDS
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FOR ALL THE SHAMEFUL YEARS
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I SPENT PUNISHING CHILDRENS.
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OH, FORGET IT!
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YEAH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
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[ LAUGHS ] EXCELLENT!
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NOW, MY FRIENDS, LET US GET BACK
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TO THE TREE HOUSE, FOR
THE DAWN APPROACHES.
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I'll DRIVE.
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Together: HUH?!
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WHOA! W-W-WHOA!
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[ SPANKING ]
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[ SNORING ]
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MAN, LOOK AT HIM.
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WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT FOOL.
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THEN YOU WAKE HIM UP,
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AND YOU TELL HIM TO LEAVE.
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UNH-UNH!
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I'M NOT GONNA WAKE HIM!
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YOU WAKE HIM!
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- Numbuh 2: OH, AND GET
SPANKED - BECAUSE HE'S CRANKY.
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IN THE MORNING... FORGET IT!
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ACTUALLY, I THINK THE COUNT
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MIGHT COME IN HANDY
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S
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SUPER-BIG MISSION.
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Together:
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WHAT SUPER-BIG MISSION?
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[ ALARM WAILS ]
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W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HEY, COUNT, DON'T JUST
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SIT THERE, WE'VE GOT A MISSION.
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COME ON!
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A MISSION!
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Together:
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LET'S GO! A MISSION!
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GO, GO, GO!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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COME ON, FELLAS,
WHAT'S THE MISSION?
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HUH? WHAT IS IT?
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HUH? COME ON,
TELL ME, PLE-E-A-ASE!
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I'll BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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- JUST TELL ME. - I WON'T...
[ GROWLS ]
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
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- WINK AND FIBB HATE
CHILDREN - SO MUCH
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- THEY'RE BUILDING A MORE
POWERFUL - SUPER-CHAIR
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CAPABLE OF DESTROYING
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EVERY PLAYGROUND IN THE WORLD,
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- SO WE'RE GONNA
- HIT THEM FIRST.
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OR SHOULD I SAY
SPANK THEM FIRST?
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FINALLY, A MISSION
TO HELP CHILDRENS.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S TIME, COUNT.
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ARE YOU READY?
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JUST WATCH ME.
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- I'll DELIVER THE SPANKIEST
SPANK - EVER SEEN!
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AND THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
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WILL SWING ON THEIR SWINGS
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AND SLIDE ON THEIR
SLIDES WITHOUT FEAR!
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I DON'T KNOW, NUMBUH 1.
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I-I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS.
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PATIENCE, NUMBUH 2, PATIENCE.
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THOSE WHO THREATEN CHILDRENS
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SHALL FEEL THE STINGY WRATH
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OF COUNT SPANKULOT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Man: AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
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WHOA! LOOK AT HIM GO!
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HE'S LIKE THE PERFECT
SPANKING MACHINE.
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NOW THAT THE COUNT'S
GOT THEM DISTRACTED,
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LET'S GO SQUASH
THAT SUPER-CHAIR.
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HOLD ON, NUMBUH 4.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'LL WANT
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TO MISS THIS FOR A SECOND.
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Woman: OHHH! OWWWW!
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OOOH! OH-OWWWW!
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LET THE ACHINESS OF YOUR BOTTOMS
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BE A REMINDER
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OF THE POWER OF
COUNT SPANK... YOU!
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YOU! YOU!
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YOU!
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- [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
- J-JUDGE?
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HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
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AND SPANK ME AND MY WIFE!
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OH, MY BOTTOM!
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I CAN'T FEEL MY BOTTOM!
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BUT... BUT, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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I-I-I THOUGHT I-I-I WAS
HELPING CHILDRENS.
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I HEREBY SENTENCE THE DEFENDANT
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TO ELEVENTY TRILLION YEARS
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WITH NO CHANCE OF PAROLE EVER!
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E-E-E-VER!
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GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ SHUDDERS ]
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OH, BAD LUCK, COUNT.
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AND YOU WERE
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SUCH A GREAT MEMBER OF THE TEAM.
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R-REALLY?
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OH, THANK YOU, NUMBUH 1.
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THAT MEANS A LOT.
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID - THAT
WE SENT COUNT SPANKULOT
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TO THE JUDGE'S HOUSE ON PURPOSE
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SO WE COULD GET RID OF HIM...
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- Together: - Shh! Shh! Shh!
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JUST LIKE WHEN WE
TRICKED HIM INTO SPANKING
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THAT KID CARLOS BEFORE!
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU MISERABLE... AHHHH!
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Judge: ORDER!
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ORDER, I SAY! ORDER!
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COME ON, NOW!
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PICK UP THE PACE!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR,
REPORTING FOR DUTY!
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BAD NEWS, TEAM.
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WHEN I OPENED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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SUPER-SECRET MAIL
DROP THIS MORNING,
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I DISCOVERED THIS.
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"YOU ARE CORDIALLY
INVITED TO"...
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DON'T TOUCH IT!
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WHAT?!
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IT'S JUST AN INVITATION!
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AN INVITATION
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TO THE KIDS ALL-TOWN COTILLION!
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AAAAH!
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WE GOT INVITED?
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THAT'S THE BIGGEST
SHINDIG IN TOWN.
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READ THE FINE PRINT...
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"WITH YOUR HOSTS THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE."
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DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN'T GO?
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OF COURSE WE'RE GOING!
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Together: YAY!
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WE'LL GO TO THEIR LITTLE SOIREE,
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BUT NOT FOR FUN.
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IT'LL BE A MISSION TO
FIND OUT WHAT THOSE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN ARE UP TO.
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WE CAN'T BE CONSPICUOUS.
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I THINK FIRST WE'LL
HAVE TO COUPLE UP
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SO AS TO AVOID DRAWING ATTENTION
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TO OUR REAL MI...
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UH, OH, I, UH.
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LOOKS LIKE NIGEL
UNO NEEDS A DATE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GROANS ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO.
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LIZZIE, IT'S, UH, IT'S NIGEL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LISTEN, THE GLOBAL
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KIDS NEXT DOOR ORGANIZATION
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REQUIRES YOUR
COOPERATION ON A MISSION
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OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
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Should you choose to accept,
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you will be deputized
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- and given - the
temporary numbuh of 49.
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I'D LOVE TO GO ON A
DATE WITH YOU, NIGEY!
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It's not a date!
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IT IS A... PICK YOU UP AT 7:00!
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What should I wear?
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SOMETHING WITH FEATHERS.
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OOH! OR MAYBE A PRETTY, PRETTY
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PRINCESS DRESS!
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I LOVE THOSE SHOES... OHHH!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE CORSAGE, NIGEY.
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IT'S NOT A CORSAGE.
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IT'S A TWO-WAY COMMUNICATOR,
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AN ESSENTIAL COMPONENT OF OUR...
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Calling Numbuh 1.
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YES, GO AHEAD.
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YOU'RE NEAT!
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[ GROANS ]
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Together: [ Monotone ]
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HELLO! HELLO!
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GOOD EVENING!
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HELLO!
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SO GLAD YOU COULD COME!
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T NIGEL UNO
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AND HIS LITTLE PLAYMATES.
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LISTEN, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE PUNKS,
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I'VE GOT MY EYE ON
YOU, AND I DON'T BLINK.
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RELAX, NIGEL.
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WE ONLY WISH TO HAVE
FUN WITH OUR GUESTS
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FOR WHOM WE'VE PROVIDED FREE
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FOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT.
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SO, LET'S PARTY!
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[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYING ]
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WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
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YAY! YAY!
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OH, COME ON, NIGEY.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE, NIGEY.
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[ GROANS ]
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[ BIG-BAND MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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STEADY, TEAM.
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REMEMBER... WE'RE ON A MISSION.
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NUMBUH 5 IS GONNA DO
SOME RECONNAISSANCE
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ON THOSE SANDWICHES.
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I GOT YOUR BACK ON THAT.
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00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:55,667
UGH, NUMBUH 4, KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR... HEY!
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00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,194
I THINK THERE'S A SL-O-O-W SONG
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COMING UP, NIGEY.
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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UH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE
ME FOR A MOMENT?
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[ Muffled ] MMM. WOW.
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- THESE LITTLE
SANDWICHES ARE - TASTY.
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00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,133
AND THE PUNCH DON'T
LOOK BAD, EITHER.
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[ SLURPS ]
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STOP!
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PBHT!
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[ BEEPING ]
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00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,210
- STATISTICAL READINGS
INDICATE - IT'S...
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UM, UH, CHERRY-FLAVORED.
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LOOK, NUMBUH 1, I AM
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KEEPING MY EYES PEELED,
337
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:35,667
BUT I AM TELLING YOU
THIS IS JUST A DANCE.
338
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:36,967
YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CHILL.
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00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,294
YEAH, JUST KICK BACK ALREADY.
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ENJOY YOUR DATE.
341
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,167
Lizzie: NIGEY!
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WHOO-HOO!
343
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,867
OH, NIGEY!
344
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[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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SHRIMP... HYAH!
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WHA-AAAH!
348
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:13,594
[ Sighing ] OH, NIGEL,
THIS HAS BEEN ALMOST.
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00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,667
THE PERFECT EVENING.
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00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:18,867
WELL, I MUST ADMIT,
NOTHING SEEMS AMISS,
351
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,967
AND WELL, THIS IS...
[ GASPS ] PHOTOS!
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00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:24,233
COME ON, NIGEY, FOLLOW ME.
353
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,267
OKAY, NOW PUT
YOUR ARM AROUND ME,
354
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,533
AND HOLD MY HAND LIKE THIS.
355
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,167
OH, THIS IS STUPID.
356
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,367
OH, COME ON, NIGEY.
357
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,960
IT'S NOT A DATE
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WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL PICTURE.
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00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,577
Delightful Children from.
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Down the Lane: SAY CHEESE...
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00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,300
NIGEY.
362
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,977
- LOOK OUT!
- AHHH!
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00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:44,733
NIGEL!
364
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,133
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,900
STAND STILL.
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CHEESE!
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00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,961
[ GRUNTS ]
368
00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:53,267
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,560
THAT IS NOT A CAMERA.
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00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,667
IT'S... A NEUROSUGGESTION RAY...
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00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,900
YOU KNOW YOUR OPTICAL
MIND CONTROL DEVICES,
372
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,744
BUT WE'RE AFRAID THAT PUTS YOU
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00:17:03,768 --> 00:17:06,567
SADLY IN THE MINORITY.
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00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,727
Together: [ Monotone ]
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JOIN US.
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00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,500
SEE... THEY ALL GOT
THEIR PICTURES TAKEN!
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00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,427
FIENDS! YOU SAID YOU ONLY WANTED
378
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,333
TO HAVE FUN!
379
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,367
THIS IS FUN.
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00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:26,300
DELIGHTFULIZED
MINIONS, TAKE THEM!
381
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,711
Together: [ Monotone ]
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00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:31,100
JOIN US.
383
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,933
WE'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU.
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00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,777
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- OH!
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[ GRUNTS ] NIGEL!
386
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,667
JOIN US.
387
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,067
NIGEL! WAIT!
388
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,767
NOT NOW, LIZZIE.
389
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:46,600
BUT WE DIDN'T GET OUR PICTURE!
390
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,800
FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID PICTURE.
391
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,900
NO!
392
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,509
- DON'T YOU WANT - TO
BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK
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ON THESE TREASURED
MOMENTS YEARS FROM NOW?
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00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,100
I'D LIKE TO LIVE THAT LONG.
395
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,600
WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO HOLD STILL
396
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,927
FOR THE OFFICIAL PHOTO, I'll.
397
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:03,233
JUST HAVE TO TAKE ONE OF MY OWN.
398
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,644
- FINE!
- AAAH!
399
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:05,767
JUST KEEP MOVING!
400
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,267
I GOT A PRETTY GOOD
CAMERA, YOU KNOW.
401
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,010
IT'S GOT AUTOFOCUS
402
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,733
WITH A BUILT-IN STAR FILTER.
403
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,333
AAAAH!
404
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,867
JOIN US.
405
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,527
FOR A GROUP SHOT?
406
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,167
GREAT IDEA!
407
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,233
AAAAH! RUN!
408
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,733
[ PANTING ]
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00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,233
COME ON!
410
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,533
OH, NIGEY!
411
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,700
I DEFINITELY WANT
A PICTURE OF THIS!
412
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,533
Shh! BE QUIET.
413
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,277
AND IT'LL WORK, TOO, 'CAUSE
414
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:38,000
I HAVE 2,000-SPEED FILM LOADED,
415
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,844
SUITABLE FOR LOW LIGHTING
416
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,667
AND FAST ACTION CONDITIONS.
417
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,333
LIZZIE, THEY'LL HEAR US!
418
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,911
SO I JUST HOLD IT OUT HERE,
419
00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:48,467
SET THE DIAL LIKE THIS,
420
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,300
PUSH THIS BUTTON, AND...
421
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,694
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
422
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,067
Together: WHOA!
423
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200
OH, NO! MY EYES!
424
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,200
MAN, THAT'S SOME FLASH.
425
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,444
OKAY, ONE MORE.
426
00:18:59,468 --> 00:19:00,667
JUST IN CASE.
427
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,000
HEY!
428
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,494
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED...
429
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,967
ONE FLASH NEUTRALIZES THE OTHER.
430
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,494
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GET
431
00:19:07,518 --> 00:19:10,000
THIS PARTY REALLY STARTED.
432
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,467
SO LET'S DANCE.
433
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,233
[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
434
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,867
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
435
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,627
KIDS NEXT DOOR, GET THESE
436
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:30,367
PARTYGOERS OUT OF HERE.
437
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,394
I'M GOING TO GO DEAL
438
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,400
WITH THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
439
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,767
JUST ONE SECOND, MISTER!
440
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,494
FIRST, YOU SPEND ALMOST NO TIME
441
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:39,200
WITH ME THE ENTIRE NIGHT.
442
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,944
THEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T
443
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:42,667
WANT TO TAKE AN OFFICIAL PHOTO.
444
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:43,800
THEN YOU TAKE MY CAMERA
445
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,700
AND TAKE EVERYONE
ELSE'S PICTURE INSTEAD!
446
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,444
- I DON'T KNOW - WHAT
YOUR PROBLEM IS,
447
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,077
- BUT IF YOU DON'T
- SHAPE UP SOON,
448
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,800
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA
LET YOU WALK ME HOME.
449
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,094
AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE
450
00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:55,367
TO GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
451
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,800
HOW YOU BLEW IT SO
BAD ON YOUR DATE...
452
00:19:57,867 --> 00:20:02,067
THIS... IS... NOT... A... DATE!
453
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,467
IT WAS NEVER A DATE,
454
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,194
AND EVEN IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
455
00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,900
A DATE, I DON'T CARE!
456
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,561
I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
457
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:12,461
TO WORRY ABOUT
THAN SOME GIRL WHO'S...
458
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:14,700
WHO'S DATE-CRAZY!
459
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,200
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
460
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,367
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
461
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,700
THAT'S IT. SHOW'S OVER.
462
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,010
- OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS.
- BACK UP, PEOPLE.
463
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,433
THE PARTY'S OVER,
DELIGHTFUL DORKS.
464
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,133
TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC.
465
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,900
NIGEY, NIGEY, NIGEY.
466
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,644
NOW, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO
467
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,367
AND SPOIL SUCH A LOVELY EVENING?
468
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:42,533
NO MATTER... THE
NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG.
469
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,667
[ WHIMPERS ]
470
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:47,967
LIKE YOU SAID,
NIGEL, PARTY'S OVER.
471
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,733
Lizzie: NIGEL UNO...
472
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,667
I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU!
473
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:54,967
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
474
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,267
SHUT UP!
475
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,827
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
476
00:20:57,851 --> 00:20:59,367
THIS WAS THE WORST DATE EVER!
477
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,967
ALL I WANT IS A
LITTLE ATTENTION...
478
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,767
SOME ROMANCE...
BUT WHAT DO I GET?!
479
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:08,367
YOU HUMILIATE ME IN
FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
480
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,600
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?!
481
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,777
[ Sniffling ] YOU'RE JUST...
482
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,933
JUST A BIG, BAD DATE!
483
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,061
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
484
00:21:15,085 --> 00:21:16,167
YIKES!
485
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,900
WHAT?
486
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,511
LOOK OUT!
487
00:21:20,535 --> 00:21:21,700
AAAH!
488
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,933
LIZZIE, YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
489
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,967
OH, NIGEY!
490
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:31,667
NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
491
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,000
AHHH!
492
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,767
COME ON.
493
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,700
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
494
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,033
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
495
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,600
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
496
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,567
Together: OHHHH!
497
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:50,567
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FIREWORKS?
498
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:51,767
OHHHH!
499
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,433
WHOO-HOO!
500
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,267
WOW!
501
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,433
OHHHH!
502
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,800
WOW!
503
00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:05,567
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
504
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:08,200
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
505
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:10,533
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
506
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:18,600
♪ KIDS NEXT
DOOR 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
507
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,833
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
508
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,100
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
509
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:28,133
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
510
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,267
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.