翻译: 咣当
我不知道为什么要来看Turk做手术 I don't know why I came to watch Turk in surgery
我本可以睡几分钟的 when I could've caught a few minutes asleep.
校对: Kyle
我猜只是因为最近没怎么见到他 I guess I just haven't seen much of my best friend lately.
并不是因为我特别饥渴什么的 Still it's not like I'm desperate or anything.
后期: Light
压制: 怪查理
听着 我来这里三年了 Look, I've been attending for three years here.
你凭什么觉得你更懂 What makes you think you know better?
直觉告诉我我是对的 In my gut I know I'm right.
我们现在就要做出决定 We need to make this decision now.
好吧 那听你的 Fine, then it's on you.
当然听我的 Yes, it is.
护士 Nurse.
灭迹乐团 Erasure.
伦敦电子乐团 此处歌曲为
好的 医生 Yes, doctor.
我恨这首歌 I hate this song.
我也是 哥们儿 我也是 Me too, man. Me too.
【实习医生风云】 第一季 第三集
电波诚译
虽然很不可思议 It's weird
但病房其实可以是个浪漫的地方 but a hospital room can actually be kind of a romantic place.
也许是心脏监视器发出的绿色柔光 Maybe it's the soft green glow of a heart monitor,
或是便盆反射出的盈盈月光 or the way the moonlight reflects off a bedpan.
我们的值班时间总在周五晚上重合 Our shifts keep overlapping on Friday nights.
这是近来我最接近约会的一件事了 The closest thing I've had to a date recently.
我今晚过得很愉快 Well, I had a great time tonight.
没错 我也是 Oh, yeah. Me too.
那么 我可以呼你吗 So, can I page you?
那样最好 而且别让我干等两天 Better and don't do the two-day waiting thing.
哦 宝贝 我从不按那规矩办事 Oh, baby, I don't play by the rules.
那么 晚安 So, goodnight.
等等 她是在开玩笑吗 Wait a second. Is she joking?
因为如果她在开玩笑而我吻了她 Cause if she's joking and I kiss her...
提供体检换取食物
当然 如果她不是开玩笑的 Of course, if she's not joking...
快点 我不是对所有医生都这样 Come on, I don't do this for all the doctors.
太棒了 Yes!
听着 这人需要40毫克当量的氯化钾 Look, this guy is gonna need 40meqs of KCL.
快去 出结果了拿给我 Go ahead and grab me when you get the results.
马上照办 You got it.
另外他的电视坏了 Oh, and his TV is broken,
所以你们俩开始亲热的时候 so when you two do start tagging each other,
至少可以叫醒他让他观摩 the least you can do is wake him up and let him watch.
在我的经验中 In my experience,
当两个朋友像这样错失了良机 when two friends miss an opportunity like this,
你将有48小时来补回这个吻 you've got exactly 48 hours to get the kiss.
否则你们之一将会重新考虑这件事 Otherwise one of you is gonna over-think it.
好吧 她将重新考虑 OK, she's gonna over-think it.
然后你就只能永远 And then you end up permanently
被困在"朋友区"了 stuck in the Friend Zone.
再见 I'll see ya.
你真是个娘们儿 You're such a girl.
所以昨晚我和Elliot之间什么都没发生 So nothing's going on last night between me and Elliot.
那恭喜你还有处子之身 Good thing you still have your flower then.
那首歌就像病毒一样 That song is like a virus.
我只是有点寂寞 I'm just a little lonely you know.
我猜那是因为自从Turk和Carla约会之后 I guess it's cause I haven't really been hanging out
我就没和他出去玩过了 with Turk since he's been dating Carla.
首先 谁是Turk 不用回答我 First of all, who's Turk? And don't answer.
听着 如果你有医学问题问我 Look, if you have a medical question for me,
我迫于医院政策要回答你 I'm forced by hospital policy to answer you.
但是 如果你问我私人问题 However, if you ask me about a personal problem,
我就要这么做了 I'm going to start doing this.
你看起来不开心 You seem unhappy.
我喜欢 I like that.
我脑子里全是那首蠢歌 I cannot get that stupid song out of my head.
就像该死的病毒一样 It's like a damn virus.
好了 这是他的病历 他的转科记录 OK, here's his chart, his transfer note.
他现在血液流动稳定 He's haemodynamically stable.
可以考虑开始服药了 Consider him officially turfed to medicine.
铁男 我要去觅食了 T-Man. I'm gonna get my grub on.
表示他要吃点东西 Means he's gonna go eat.
手术进行得如何 So surgery went OK?
还不错 Yeah, it was cool.
哥们儿 我生平第一次缝合刀口 Dude, I got to close for the first time ever.
第一次 Ever.
人体太恶心了 The human body is so disgusting.
不是说你 你的超美 Not yours. Yours is stunning.
我们应该去庆祝一下 We should go out and celebrate, you know.
像以前一样爽个痛快 就我们俩 Tear it up like we used to, just the two of us.
- 和派错相反的是什么 - 派对 - What comes before Part B? - Part A!
没错 我们过去总这么干 That's right, we used to tear it up.
我们以后也许不该再这样了 We should probably never do that again.
那首歌就像病毒一样 That song is like a virus.
不好 No!
别那么尴尬 Don't let it be awkward.
可爱一点 Do something cute.
蒙住她的眼睛说 "猜猜我是谁" Cover her eyes and say,"Guess who?"
猜猜我是谁 Guess who?
我喘不上气了 I can't breathe.
好了 大伙 到查房时间了 OK, gang, it's time for rounds.
看看谁"智者为王" Let's see who's The Weakest Link.
智者为王 The Weakest Link!
英国电视抢答游戏节目
好了 Simotas医生 Now, then, Dr Simotas.
这个患者的唇部严重肿胀 The severe swelling of the lips existent by this patient
可能是什么的迹象 might be an indication of what?
血管性水肿 Angio-edema.
干得漂亮 小子 Well done, sport.
你建议如何治疗 And what treatment would you recommend,
Dorian医生 Dr Dorian?
类固醇和抗组胺结合治疗 A combination of steroids and antihistamines.
好样的 小子 Attaboy, sport.
那么 你建议 Now then, what would you recommend
患者忌食什么 the patient stay away from,
Reid医生 Dr Reid?
我第一个想到的是贝类 My first guess would be shellfish.
太对了 甜心 Right you are, sweetheart.
甜心 Sweetheart?
我大概能想到Elliot脑子里在想什么 I could kinda see what was going on in Elliot's head.
太对了 甜心 Right you are, sweetheart.
你想看什么 What do you want to watch?
<古灵侦探> Fletch.
美国悬疑喜剧
- <古灵侦探>这就来 - 看过了 - Fletch it is. - Seen it.
我们俩说台词的你还没看过 You haven't seen it with us saying all the lines.
遇到你真幸运 I'm so lucky I met you.
也许下次还可以叫她妈来 Maybe next time her mom could come.
哥们儿 你根本不会感觉到她在这里 Dude, you won't even know she's here.
除了偶尔她嘲笑一些蠢事 Except she laughs at stupid stuff sometimes
那样让我也想笑 and that kind of makes me laugh.
说它蠢是因为它太蠢了 It's stupid because it's so stupid.
别这样 今晚还是咱俩的 Oh come on, tonight's still about us.
随便 我不在乎 Whatever, I don't care.
Turk 想一起去你房间玩吗 Turk, you wanna go hang out in your room?
一方面 On the one hand,
我知道Kelso医生没别的意思 I know Dr. Kelso doesn't mean anything by it,
而且 好吧 我可能的确是个甜心 and OK, maybe I am kind of a sweetheart.
我在睡觉呢 I'm sleeping.
另一方面 On the other hand,
那话听起来就是特别有侮辱性 it just sounds so demeaning, you know.
天哪 你根本 Mother of God, you're not
没听我说话 是不是 listening to a word I'm saying, are you?
他又不是我爷爷什么的 It's not like he's my grandpa or anything.
不管怎样 JD总跟我说 Anyway, JD always tells me
你帮了他很多 how much you've helped him out.
显然他还没跟你说 He obviously hasn't told you about
我的弹耳朵政策是吧 my ear-flicking policy, has he?
听着 把我当导师这件 Look, this whole groovy guidance counsellor thing
你们觉得有效的烂事 you people seem to have working
完全是做梦 is a total fantasy.
我不是那种人 你爱问谁问谁 I'm not that guy. You can go and ask anybody.
现在你不许打扰我 Now, you've got to leave me alone
不然我一定惩罚你 or I'll punish you.
甜心也无伤大雅嘛 I guess sweetheart is kind of innocuous.
这就是你要做的 Here's what you're gonna do.
直接去面对Kelso Go right down there and confront Kelso.
- 真的吗 - 绝对的 - Really? - Oh, absolutely.
别为他是全院的内科主任而担心 Never mind that he is the Chief of Medicine for the entire hospital,
他对你的尊重会上一个台阶的 he'll have a whole new level of respect for you.
- 真的吗 - 当然 - Honestly? - Yes.
你绝不能让那样性别歧视的表达 You can't have sexist terms like that
在这里广为流传 去搞定他 floating around here. You go get 'im.
患者貌似很稳定 This guy looks stable
但我还是想做个心电图检查 but I still wanna get an EKG.
做个心肌酶检查和 Let's do cardiac enzymes and...
当你说甜心的时候 When you say sweetheart...
和一片阿司匹林 ...and an aspirin.
很多工作对我而言已成为第二天性 A lot of my work has become second nature to me.
唯一的问题在于 The only problem is that
它给我太多胡思乱想的时间了 it gives me too much time to think.
哥们儿 我在外科 你在内科 Look man, I'm surgery and you're medicine.
这里不再是大学了 This isn't college any more.
事情都要变的 Things have to change.
我知道关系会变 Well, I know relationships change,
我想我只是觉得你我之间永远不会 I guess I just thought yours and mine never would.
你怎么了 哥们儿 What's going on with you, man?
我们过去总会互相照顾 We always used to look out for each other.
我觉得你不再支持我了 I just don't feel like you have my back any more.
你真那么想 You really feel that way?
没错 Yeah, I do.
你确定 很好 You do? Great.
我这就去储物柜里拿 I'll get them from my locker,
你给我写张支票就行 you can just write me a cheque.
另外你能照看下Bidwell先生吗 And can you take a look at Mr Bidwell?
他的体温不断上升 His temperature's starting to spike.
当然 Sure.
法律上 这有很大区别 Legally, there's a huge difference.
给患者缝合刀口时 When you stitch a patient,
结果把床单缝上去了 这是事故 wind up sew a sheet to him, that's an accident.
患者想要起床时 When he tries getting up,
整个病床塌了 the whole gurney collapses,
导致他磕到了门牙 he's breaking his front teeth,
这是诉讼 that's a lawsuit.
跟我一起说 事故 诉讼 Say it with me. Accident. Lawsuit.
事故 诉讼 Accident. Lawsuit.
那么 什么事情 甜心 So, what is it, sweetheart?
就是这个 甜心这事 It's that. It's the sweetheart thing.
这让我觉得不合适 It doesn't hit me right.
我是个医生 那听起来有点无礼 I'm a doctor, and it seems sort of disrespectful.
我一直管小伙子叫"小子" I've always called young men "sport"
管小姑娘叫"甜心" and young ladies "sweetheart".
但你管Becky叫"小子" But you call Becky "sport".
那真抱歉 小子 Well, I am so sorry, sport.
这一定是我养成的坏习惯 It must be one of those bad habits I've developed
在我浸淫医学领域30多年以后 after working in the medical field for over 30 years.
30年 但你看起来好年轻 30 years? But you look so young!
看着一个患者病情 It's never easy to see a patient that's
加重而非减轻绝不是件容易的事 getting worse instead of better.
事实上这是 In fact that's kind of
我们最不愿见到的事 the opposite of what we're going for.
我搞不懂 他昨晚还好好的 I don't get it. He was fine last night.
而现在他出汗不止 Now he's diaphoretic,
意识时有时无 也许是败血症 he's in and out of consciousness, he might even be septic.
我们只有等实验室出了 Well, we won't know anything untill the lab gives
他的血检结果才能知道 his blood work back.
如果是败血症 我们可能要 If he's septic, there's a chance we'll
重新给病人开刀 have to re-open this guy.
当然 也有可能这人会死掉 Course, there's also a chance he could die.
我以前见过这样的 纱布 海绵 I've seen this before. Gauze, sponges,
有些年轻外科医生在这人体内落下了什么 some young surgeon left something in this man.
不 我认识缝合的人 No, I know the guy that closed.
他绝不会那么大意 He'd never be that careless.
不好意思 抱歉 Excuse me, sorry.
有人看见我的钥匙了吗 Has anyone seen my keys?
没有 那我的钱包呢 No? OK, how about my wallet?
谁看见了吗 Anyone?
我从未见他这样过 I've never seen that before.
Turk Turk!
Cox医生 你看见Turk了吗 Dr Cox, have you seen Turk?
Turk Turk.
嘿 我正梦到你呢 Hey, I was just dreaming about you.
在梦里你 呃 在梦里我们 You were... Well, we were...
你有时间吗 You got a few minutes?
别动 Don't move.
不 不要动 No. Don't move.
你看见Turk了吗 Have you seen Turk?
我看见了 Yeah, I saw him.
他刚从那扇门出去 He just went out that door.
Turk Turk?
听不见 Can't hear you.
- 什么 - 让我进去 - What? - Let me in!
你爱谁 You love who?
你好 Kavanaugh先生 Hello, Mr Kavanaugh,
你的心律失常好多了 your arrhythmia's much better.
一切看起来都很好 Everything looks just great, actually.
你听起来很惊讶 You sound surprised.
好吧 这其实和你没关系 Well, OK, it has nothing to do with you, but...
我昨天和Kelso医生起了点小争执 I had a little run-in with Dr Kelso yesterday,
所以当他把我调到你这儿的时候 so when he switched me over to you,
我以为会是个棘手的病例 I just thought it would be a difficult case.
继续 我听着呢 Go on, I'm listening.
不好意思 我要 Excuse me while I
去检查另一个小弟弟 患者 go check on another penis... patient.
呃 他是个小弟弟有病的患者 Well, he's a penis patient.
Turk Turk!
不 我必须跟你谈谈 No, I gotta talk to you.
不不 No!
九分定胜负 Look, it's nine up, OK?
我们刚好三缺一 你来打吧 We just lost our fourth, it's your ball.
这很重要 It's very important.
这也不是玩笑 This is not a joke either.
这是来真的 哥们儿 外科对内科 This is real, man. It's surgical versus medical.
- 你发球 你们是穿衣队 - 一起玩吧 - Your ball, you're shirts. - Let's play.
又是这样 And there it was.
现在所有事情都比我重要 Everything was more important than me now.
别用之前那个小屁孩用过的烂招了 Don't bring in the same weakass crap the last kid did.
突然我忍无可忍 Suddenly, I was so fed up
我决定给Turk和Todd点颜色看看 I decided to teach Turk and Todd a little lesson
就在球场上 right there on the court.
呃 在我热身之后 You know, once I warm up a little.
JD 我要让你看看 JD, I'm gonna show you...
什么才是 哦 哦 what the deal... Oh, oh...
- 从他身上跳过去 - 哦 - Throw the body out of him! - Oh!
好了 游戏结束 什么事那么重要 All right, that's game. What's so important?
我在看Bidwell I was looking at Bidwell...
等一下 One second.
该死 我要走了 你打得漂亮 Damn! I gotta go. But you played a good game.
我觉得你烂爆了 I thought you sucked.
觅你的食去吧 Go get your grub on.
- 嘿 宝贝 你好吗 - 别闹了 - Hey, baby. What's up? - You gotta be kidding.
怎么了 Yes?
抱歉打扰你 先生 Sorry to bother you, sir.
这不是那个小子吗 Well, if it isn't "sport".
过得怎么样 How are things?
你今天"看见"Kavanaugh先生了吗 Did you see Mr Kavanaugh today?
是的 Yes.
我看了 Yes, I did.
Kelso医生 我只是想说 呃 Dr Kelso, I just wanted to say that, well,
就甜心这整件事而言 as far as the whole sweetheart thing goes,
可能是我反应过度了 maybe I overreacted.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我可不想让你 Because I wouldn't want you to be
有一丁点不舒服 the least bit uncomfortable.
说实话 To tell you the truth
我真不知道自己一开始为什么那么说 I have no idea what possessed me to say anything in the first place.
你不许打扰我 不然我一定惩罚你 You've got to leave me alone or I'll punish you.
- 完全不知道 - 太棒了 - Absolutely no idea. - Super.
那就滚吧 甜心 Then run along, sweetheart.
你看见Bidwell先生的血检结果了吗 Have you seen Mr Bidwell's blood work?
没有 还没出来呢 No, it hasn't come back yet.
好吧 那你看见Turk了吗 OK, have you seen Turk?
从早上到现在还没有 Not since this morning.
我确定你肯定会在我之前见到他 所以 Well, I'm sure you'll end up seeing him before I do, so...
斑比 你是在给我脸色看吗 Bambi, are you giving me attitude?
是又怎样 What if I am?
亲爱的 那你至少得像 Sweety, you have to be a minority sidekick
坏电影里表现的那样才行 in a bad movie to pull that off.
你懂我在说什么对吧 You know what I'm talking about, right?
孩子啊 你说得没错 Child, please, you speak the truth!
请解释给他听 Explain it to this man, please.
你要先用手 然后用手指 First, you do the hand, then you do the finger,
然后用鼻子说话 then you talk through the nose.
然后你给人脸色看 Then you give a lot of attitude.
这事应该是这样的 That's how it works
如果你不是从那儿来的 你就不会懂 If you're not from there, you don't understand...
所以我问都不会问你 so I'm not gonna even ask you.
- 我先走了 - 什么 - OK, I'm gonna leave now. - What?
哦 你敢走 Oh, no, you didn't!
你去哪儿 你要去哪儿 Where you going? Where you going?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
干什么 What?
嗨 你好吗 Hi, how are you?
我有个法律小问题 只是好奇 I have a quick legal question. I'm just curious.
如果 假设 What if, hypothetically...
哦 上帝 你杀人了 Oh, God! You killed somebody.
- 不是 - 别人杀的 - No! - Someone else did.
- 不 没人杀人 - 伤害 残废 毁容 - No, no one killed anyone. - Maimed, mutilated, disfigured.
别抠字眼了 Let us not split hairs
不 我甚至都还不确定是不是有问题 No, I'm not even sure there is a problem.
我在做测试 I'm running tests,
正在尽可能做所有我该做的 doing everything that I should be doing.
如果你知道什么事而没有报告 If you know about something, by not reporting it
那么你也一样有罪 you're every bit as culpable.
现在有什么要告诉我的吗 Now is there anything you wanna tell me?
为什么我要保护Turk Why am I protecting Turk when
他连五秒钟都不肯给我 he can't even give me five seconds of his time?
有什么事吗 Anything at all?
告诉他 Tell him.
没有 No.
吓死我了 Scared the hell out of me.
Cox医生 Dr Cox...
真希望 I'm hoping for your sake
我身后还坐着一个Cox医生 there's another Dr Cox sitting right behind me.
我觉得很蠢 但像那样让我去找Kelso I feel stupid, but sending me to Kelso like that,
我不知道你到底要教我什么 I'm not sure exactly what you were trying to teach me.
我要教你的重点就是 别烦我 The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone.
一定不止这个 I think we both know there's a little more to it than that.
不 只有这个 No, there's not.
我想要你去 Look, I want you to
告诉其他人 小姐 go ahead and spread the word, Missy.
我受够了 I've had enough.
对于下个来找我发牢骚 The next whiny intern that comes in here
希望得到饼干和拥抱的实习生 looking to me for a cookie and a hug,
我向Aisha发誓 我一定饶不了他们 I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them.
穆罕默德的妻子
至于你 你这个神经病女怪咖 And you, you neuronic one-woman freak show,
带着你的废话去找废话学家吧 take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist.
因为如果你蠢到对抗内科主任 Because if you're so stupid to confront the Chief of Medicine,
只为了一些也许无礼的亲昵表达 over some quasi-offensive endearment,
那你就要去把 then you've got to go ahead and
大脑的司机换换了 replace the captain of your brain ship
因为他酒后驾驶 because he's drunk at the wheel.
你说得对 我要学会自己做选择 You're right. I need to learn to pick my battles.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
不客气 You're welcome.
你说你丈夫几乎不穿它们 And you say your husband hardly wore them?
好极了 Fantastic.
血检报告出来了 The blood work came back.
阴性 Negative?
怎么可能是阴性 How could it be negative,
那人看起来像死了似的 the guy looks like death.
嗨 Hi!
怎么了 What happened?
没有发生感染 他有糖尿病 There's no infection. He's diabetic.
所以如果有人在术后给他注射胰岛素 So when someone gave him insulin during postop,
而他又空腹的时候 就会低血糖 when he wasn't eating, he became hypoglycaemic.
这太搞笑了 That's funny because
唯一能给他胰岛素的人就是 the only person that could've given him insulin...
我 Me!
我给过他胰岛素 两次 I gave him insulin. Twice.
他没事 斑比 He's fine, Bambi.
我给了他一安培的D50 现在他正吃饭呢 I gave him an amp of D50 and he's eating now.
你也许应该在一小时后给他一杯橙汁 You should probably give him a glass of orange juice in about an hour.
太谢谢你了 你救我一命啊 Thank you so much. You totally saved my ass.
不 不是我 No, it wasn't me.
听着 Turk Look, Turk.
别这样 哥们儿 你知道我一直都挺你 Come on, man. You know I always got your back.
我知道 I know.
告诉他你怎么想的 Just tell him how you feel
但别像娘们儿似的 without sounding like a girl for once.
思念是一种病 我已病入膏肓 I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
好吧 Ok...
你这一天很辛苦 You've had a rough day
所以我暂时就当没听见 so I'm gonna let that go for now.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们一定会有时间一起玩的 哥们儿 We're gonna find time to hang, man.
只是我们现在都太忙了 It's just that we're both swamped right now
而且我总和Carla在一起 and I'm hanging out with Carla a lot.
我知道 但如果 I know, but tell me,
有个你很喜欢的人 there was someone you were into
你也会这样做的 you would be doing the same thing.
糟糕 Crap!
是Roberts护士卖给你的吗 Did Nurse Roberts sell you these?
我这一天过得你都不会想听 You don't even wanna hear about the day I've had.
没错 吻我 You're right. Kiss me.
现在吗 Right now?
我们可以等三四秒 We can wait like three, four seconds.
但我刚吃完东西 我觉得恶心 But I just ate, I feel gross.
不恶心 你很美 过来 Not gross, pretty. Come here.
JD 我们可以谈谈吗 JD, can we just talk for a second?
永远都是这样 It never fails.
朋友区
哦 又一个 Oh, yeah, another one.
你好吗 How're you doing?
和她一起上的高中 Went to high school with her.
我们一起在企鹅酸奶店工作 We worked at Penguins Yoghurt.
我是在公车上遇到她的 I met her on a bus.
她会回心转意的 She'll come around.
要饼干吗 Pretzel?
谢谢 Thank you.
前几周对我而言太艰难了 The first few weeks here have been so hard to me,
精神上 身体上 情感上都是 mentally, physically, emotionally.
就好像回到数学夏令营一样 It's like math camp all over again.
不是我真的参加过 Not that I've ever been to math camp,
这只是个表达方式 it's just an expression.
我总这么说 I use it all the time.
- 过来 - 无论如何 - Come on. - Anyway...
我知道选择友谊而不是性关系 I know the idea of choosing friendship over sex
是一个男人最不想听到的 seems like the last thing any guy wants to hear,
但你知道吗 but you know what?
这次 它对我行得通 This time, it actually made sense to me.
另外 我不相信有实习生 Besides, I challenge anyone to survive being an intern
可以在没有一群死党的情况下存活 without having a close group of friends to lean on.
真不敢相信你把开瓶器弄丢了 I can't believe you lost our bottle opener.
是 我知道 Yeah, I know.
思念是一种病 我已病入膏肓 I miss it so much it hurts sometimes.
- 你个混蛋 - 不要批我 - You're a bad person. - Don't judge me.
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