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我们到底今天拍不拍 Are we gonna start sometime today?
校对唐二宝
我这么打扮要热化了 I am melting in this makeup.
再调一下下就好 Just a few adjustments.
好了 All righty.
好了 大家就位 Places, people.
好了 来吧 All right, here we go.
好 摄影机就位 All right, roll camera...
时间轴 破脑袋
开拍 and action!
Blorg 亲爱的 Blorg, my love.
我求求你了 不要抛下我去地球 I beg you, please do not leave me and go to Earth.
地球人极度自私 Earthlings care for no one but themselves.
他们只有一颗心 而我们格洛普桐乃人有六颗 They only have one heart where we Gloptonites have six.
我不怕地气有人 Zarginda I fear no humans, Zarginda.
正因如此我才被选中来做这个任务 It's for these reasons I've been chosen to lead this mission.
这是我的使命 It's my calling.
但为什么是你 But why you?
为什么你非得离开我 Why must you leave me?
求你不要离开我 Please don't leave me.
格洛普桐乃星人需要我 去地球 Gloptonia needs me... on Earth.
卡 很棒 Cut! Amazing!
你个混蛋 You asshole!
你要自己去纽约抛下我 是不是 You're going to New York without me, aren't you?
你一毕业就会抛下我的 我知道 You're gonna ditch me after you graduate. I know it.
我的天呐 Jesus Christ!
你有什么毛病啊 你能不能表演的时候专业一点 What is your problem? Can you try to act professional in front of the crew?
-吃屎吧 Oliver -Emaline - Suck a dick, Oliver! - Emaline.
Emaline!
小亲亲 小熊熊 小奶球 Pookey! Little bear. Butterball.
-不 别这样 放轻松 -别碰我 - No, no, relax. Relax. - Don't touch me!
放开我 -太棒了 - Leave me alone! - Amazing.
-我们拍到了 -对不起 - We got it. - I'm sorry.
兄弟 你问她了么 Dude, you ask her yet?
正要问呢 Just about to.
太好了 小妞们最爱浪漫的场景了 Nice. Chicks love romantic overtures.
是啊 当然了 Yeah. For shizzle.
好 我要去了 Okay, here we go.
好 Okay.
Kate 你一会儿要去干嘛 Hey. What'cha doing right now?
没什么干的 回家吧 我想 Oh, nothing, I guess. Probably just gonna go home.
是 当然 你可以回家 或者你可以 Oh, yeah, you could do that, or you could go see Tori Amos,
跟我一起去Tori Amos的演唱会 live in concert tonight, with me.
-什么 -是的 - What? - Mm-hmm.
真的么 Seriously?
-当然了 -Luke - Yeah. - Luke!
对 我只是想给你一个惊喜 Yeah, I mean, I just wanted to surprise you.
-我的天呐 -是的 - Oh, my God. - Yeah.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
但是我们再波特兰 我们要怎么去呢 But this is in Portland. How are we supposed to get there?
这实在是一个坏主意 This is a bad idea.
我们要是被拦下怎么办 这可是违法的 What if we get pulled over? This is so illegal.
Kate 我们不会被拦下的 你有学员许可嘛 Kate, we're not gonna get pulled over. You have your learner's permit.
-没事的 -天呐 我们会死掉的 - It's fine. - Oh, God, we're gonna die.
我们会死于车祸 就像那部驾校电影一样 We're going to die in a car accident and end up in that Driver's Ed movie.
-红色泊油路 你看过么 -上次有人开这辆废车是什么时候 - Red Asphalt. You've seen that? - When's the last time anyone drove this?
今早之前 七年前 Uh, before this morning, seven years ago.
我爸爸走后 就被放在柴堆旁边生锈了 I mean, it's been rusting by the woodpile since my dad left.
说来好笑 你记得那天你在我们车库 Funny enough, you remember that crate of tapes
找到的那堆录影带么 that you found in my garage that day?
记得 怎么了 Yeah, why?
结果那是我爸爸的个人独白录影带 Well, it turns out they're these videos of my dad just talking.
就像那种 视频日记之类的 Like this video diary type thing, I guess.
很奇怪 我原来很恨他 但是 It's weird, I used to hate the guy, but...
现在我希望我早点了解他 now I kinda wish I knew him.
他看起来很酷 He seems cool.
也许你现在了解他还不算太晚 Well, maybe it's not too late.
也许你可以给他写信或者什么 Maybe you could write to him or something.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道我们需要什么了 I know what we need.
棒 Nice.
♪ Never was a cornflake girl Mnh-mnh ♪
♪ Thought that was a good solution ♪
你怎么知道这些歌词 Since when do you know the lyrics?
我一直都在研究 I've been studying up.
现在 我可能比你还要粉Tori了 Now, hey, at this point, I might be a bigger Tori fan than you.
-你这是在挑战我么 -大大地挑战你 - Is that a challenge? - That's a big challenge.
♪ Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time ♪
♪ Uh, this is not really Uh, this, uh, this ♪
♪ Uh, this is not really happening ♪
♪ You bet your life it is ♪
♪ You bet your life it's ♪
♪ Peel out the watchword Just peel ♪
Sherry!
所以 我们去哪儿呢 So, where are we going?
我觉得 我们可以就在这儿 Actually, I thought we could just stay right here.
在这儿是说 停车场这里么 Right here, like, in the parking lot right here?
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
上周 发生了一些事情 有时候会这样 Last week, as it happens, it sometimes happens,
我没收了一些 I, uh, confiscated some, uh...
-一些 -一些 - some... - Some...
-违禁品 -对 是的 - ...contraband? - Right. Yes.
哇 Wow.
啊 这太疯狂了 Ah, this is nuts.
我本来要丢了这些的 随后我又想 Um, I was about to get rid of it, but then I thought,
也许我们可以试试 uh, maybe we could experiment a little.
你从学生那里偷来的大麻么 You stole weed from a student?
没收来的 Confiscated.
你太坏了 You are bad.
哦 Oh...
-好吧 我参与 -是么 - Okay, I'm in. - Yeah?
-是呀 -好 太好了 - Yeah. - Okay. Great.
我觉得现在是时候从人生必做之事中划去这一项了 I figured that it's high time I checked this one off the list, too.
等等 你从来没有吸过大麻么 Wait, wait, you've never smoked herb?
-哦 Ken 这将会很有趣 -是么 - Oh, Ken, this is gonna be fun. - Is it?
-是的 -我有点紧张 - Yeah. - I'm nervous.
要是我发疯了怎么办 What if I just freak out?
有烟管么 Okay, is there a pipe?
没 应该没有 No, I don't... think so.
哦 我包里有个口香糖 Oh, wait, I have gum in my bag.
我们可以用口香糖包装纸 We can use the wrapper.
我们可以抽完过后嚼口香糖 We can chew the gum after.
-我马上就闭嘴 -好的 - I'm gonna shut up now. - Yeah.
我从来没自己来过城里 不跟爸爸或者老师一起的话 Wow. I've never been to the city without my dad or a teacher before.
是么 Really?
那 Well...
我们来吧 ...let's do this.
♪ When you touch someone you love ♪
♪ Hoping that love is still good enough ♪
♪ And I wanna tell you everything I'm feeling ♪
♪ And I need you to say it's all right ♪
♪ When nothing is right ♪
特别棒 Nice one.
不错 That's good.
不 先别吐出来 吸一点空气 No, don't breath out yet. Hold it in, suck in a little air.
现在吐气 And now exhale.
-感觉吸进去太多了 -很不错 - That felt like a lot. - That was a good one.
-你原来吸过这个么 -是啊 - You've done this a few times before? - Yeah.
很久没吸过了 Not for a long while.
你是怎么变这么专业的 How'd you get to be such an expert?
因为Luke的爸爸 Luke's dad.
高中的时候 我们会逃课 去机场旁边坐着 Back in high school, we used to cut class and we'd go sit out by the airport
吸得神情恍惚 看着飞机起飞 and, um, get stoned and watch the planes take off.
所以你才想当空姐 空乘人员么 Is that what made you want to be a stewardess or flight attendant?
我从来不想当空乘人员 I never wanted to be a flight attendant.
但是我喜欢从原有的生活中 飞走一段时间 你知道么 But I always liked the idea of flying away from life for a minute. You know?
小时候 会觉得外面有个浩大的世界 When you're young, you feel there's this big world out there,
满是机会 我跟随那种感觉 full of possibility, and I chased that feeling.
一路到了博林 All the way to Boring.
对 Right.
不 那是 Leroy的想法 No, that was Leroy's idea.
他不是一个好人 He is not a good person.
我不喜欢这么说 但Luke值得一个更好的爸爸 I don't like saying that, but he is not the father that Luke deserves.
但是现在也很不错 It all worked out for the best.
你感觉到什么了么 So, do you feel anything?
没 没有 感觉没什么 Oh, no. I don't... I don't think so.
第一次常常感觉不到什么 最好不要过量 You don't always feel it the first time. Better not overdo it.
哦 那我就再来一小口 Oh, maybe, maybe just one more little puff.
不 No.
Sherry 我从来没觉得这么饿过 Sherry, what do we do? I've never been so hungry in my life.
我觉得我要死了 I think I'm dying.
嘿 你不会死的 Hey, you're not dying.
-你只是嘴馋而已 我也是 -等等 - You just have the munchies and so do I. - Wait!
-你有钥匙么 -我有所有的钥匙 - You have the key? - I have all the keys.
太好了 Yes!
我是钥匙大王 宝贝 I'm the key master, baby.
谢谢老天 Oh, thank God!
啊 Ah!
跟我来 Come with me!
别管那个了 Leave it.
就在那儿 We're right here.
抱歉 Excuse me.
抱歉 借过一下 Hi. Sorry. Excuse us.
抱歉 谢谢 Sorry, thank you.
就坐这儿 This is us.
抱歉我们坐这么偏 Sorry we're so far away.
别逗了 我都不敢相信你为我买了票 Are you kidding? I still can't believe you did this for me.
为我们 For us.
你太棒了 谢谢你 You're amazing. Thank you.
波特兰的朋友们 大家好么 So, how's it going, Portland?
我想死你们了 You've been so missed.
谢谢你们今晚的出席 Thank you for coming tonight.
简直是难以置信 This is incredible.
我感觉到自己的大脑在运转 I can actually feel my brain working.
像完美的管弦乐队一样指挥我的身体 Conducting my body like a perfectly calibrated orchestra.
我打赌好多优秀的科学家都是瘾君子 I bet a lot of the great scientists were stoners.
要不 牛顿怎么可能一天到晚 I mean, how else is Sir Isaac Newton gonna spend all that time
都想着重力什么的 thinking about gravity and stuff?
那是嗨了的想法 That is stoner thinking.
啊 他不止是想想而已 Uh, he did more than think about it.
他发现了万有引力定律 He discovered the Law of Universal Gravitation.
不管他发没发现我们的脚都会被地球吸住 Our feet would still be stuck to the ground whether or not he said so.
哦 不要小瞧牛顿艾萨克爵士 Oh, don't undersell Sir Isaac.
他可是现代物理学之父 The man was the father of modern physics.
他发现了光学定律 牛顿运动定律 He wrote the laws of optics, the laws of motion.
他发明了微积分 只是为了好玩 I mean, he invented calculus, for fun!
他大脑之美 The beauty of his mind.
我要是这么聪明就好了 I wish I was that smart.
我不想 I don't.
我觉得要是这么聪明 人会很孤独的 你知道么 I think it'd be lonely being that smart, you know?
世界上没有任何一个人理解你 No one else in the world who really gets you.
不做现代物理学之父的人生都已经这么孤独了 Life's lonely enough without having to be the father of modern physics.
过来 Come here.
干嘛 What?
♪ Excuse me But can I be you for a while? ♪
♪ My dog won't bite If you sit real still ♪
♪ I got the Antichrist in the kitchen Yellin' at me again ♪
♪ Yeah, I can hear ♪
♪ Been saved again by the garbage truck ♪
♪ I got something to say, you know But nothing comes ♪
♪ Yes, I know what you think of me ♪
♪ You never shut up ♪
♪ Yeah, I can hear that ♪
♪ But what if I'm a mermaid ♪
♪ In these jeans of his ♪
♪ With her name still on it ♪
♪ Hey, but I don't care ♪
♪ 'Cause sometimes I said sometimes I hear my voice ♪
♪ And it's been here ♪
♪ Silent all these... ♪
♪ Years go by Will I still be waiting ♪
♪ For somebody else to understand? ♪
♪ Years go by If I'm stripped of my beauty ♪
♪ And the orange clouds raining In my head ♪
♪ One more casualty ♪
♪ You know we're too easy ♪
♪ Easy, easy ♪
♪ Silent all these years ♪
♪ Silent all these... ♪
♪ Silent all these years ♪
真的是太好玩了 This was really fun.
是呀 好玩 Yeah, it was.
是啊 Uh, yeah.
当我的 When my...
当Kate的妈妈去世的时候 when Kate's mom, when she passed away,
她已经病了好多年 she'd been sick for a number of years.
受了很多年的苦 In pain for a long time.
十年前吧 That was ten years ago.
这么久来 我从没想过我会再对谁有感觉 This whole time, I never thought I'd feel a connection with anyone ever again.
直到现在 Till now.
我知道我们这么做只是为了好玩或者什么 I know this is just fun or whatever,
但是我要谢谢你给了我希望 but I wanna thank you for giving me a little hope.
真的很棒 我从来没看过这样的表演 That was amazing. I've never seen anything like that before.
她弹钢琴的时间 简直像要砸了钢琴一样 Oh! When she was playing the piano, didn't you think she was gonna smash it
她那么用力地弹的时候 the way she was pounding it like that?
就是 简直了 Yeah. Totally.
天啊 她简直太酷了 Oh, my gosh. I mean, she's just so cool.
其实 她总是让我想到你 She reminds me so much of you, actually.
所以 你喜欢这场演唱会么 Um, so did you enjoy the show?
喜欢 最好看了 谢谢你Yeah. It was the best, thank you.
简直是最好的约会 It was the best date ever.
只是 不是真正的约会 Except, it wasn't a date-date.
这是个假约会 It was a fake date.
是 我知道 但约会 假约会 有什么区别呢 Yeah, I know. But, you know, date, fake date, what's the difference?
区别就是 一个是真的 一个不是 Um, the difference is that one is real, and one isn't.
所以 这个是假的 我们的情侣关系是假的 So, this wasn't real. Our relationship is not real.
是 但是如果这是个真约会 会有什么不一样么 Yeah, but would it have been different if it was a real date?
Luke Luke...
我觉得我们该分手了 I think we need to breakup.
如果我们没有在一起又哪来分手一说呢 How can we break up if we're not in a relationship...
天呐 Luke 停 Jesus, Luke, stop!
不管你觉得这是什么 这都不是 好么 Whatever you think that this is, it isn't, okay?
我就是我 I am what I am.
我们不是一对 也不可能是一对 永远不会 And we're not a couple, and we're not going to be, ever.
我们的车呢 Where's the car?
好 Mm. Okay.
你要接么 Um, do you need to get that?
-不 -不 - No. - No.
-你确定你不接么 -马上就好 - Are you sure you don't want to... - Just one quick sec.
不好意思 我可能需要找个电话 Look, I'm sorry. I should probably find a phone.
操 操 为什么 Fuck. Fuck. Why?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
车的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about the car.
你能说句话么 Can you say something?
听着 前半辈子 我都被当成怪胎 Look, my whole life, I have been the freak.
打躲避球的时候永远不会被选的女孩子 The girl who nobody picked for dodgeball.
没有妈妈的女孩子 The girl who didn't have a mom.
穿的很难看因为只有爸爸给她买衣服的女孩子 The girl who dressed funny because it was her dad buying her clothes.
但是 今晚 And then, tonight...
我看见这些人 我就想 I looked at these people, and I thought...
也许我还是有未来的 我不必是个怪胎 maybe there's a future where I don't have to be a freak.
也许我能做我自己 而这样也没关系 Maybe I can be who I am and that's okay.
我从来没说过你不能做自己 I never said you couldn't be who you are.
我告诉过你 不管你是谁 你是什么 那都不要紧 I told you, whoever you are, whatever you are, it doesn't matter to me.
-可是对我很要紧 -好 那现在怎么办 - Luke, it matters to me. - Okay, so now what?
告诉学校的每个人 你是蕾丝边么 Go and tell everyone at school that you're a lesbian.
-你觉得他们不会叫你怪胎么 -只要我知道我不是就好 - You don't think they'll call you a freak? - All that matters is that I know.
-你跟我在一起很开心 -我跟你在一起超级开心 - You had a great time with me. - I had an amazing time.
那为什么我们不能继续一起玩 一起度过超棒的夜晚 So why can't we keep hanging out? Having amazing nights together?
你为什么要这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
我不是想这样对你 Because it's not about you!
一开始我就告诉你了我是怎么想的 I told you how from the beginning how I felt,
但是你没听进去 因为你只关心你自己 and you wouldn't hear it because all you care about is yourself.
-我喜欢你 -不 你不喜欢 - I like you. - No, you don't.
你喜欢的是你想象中的我 你喜欢的是有女朋友 You like the idea of me. You like the idea of having a girlfriend.
你只是由我 让你自己感觉更好 But you're just using me to make yourself feel better
因为你生活中的所有事糟透了 about everything in your life that sucks.
所以 放过我吧 So, just leave me alone.
我爸来了 That's my dad.
看来你们俩今晚好好探险了一番 是吧 Well, you two had yourselves quite an adventure tonight, didn't ya?
来到这里 不告诉任何人 Coming out here, without the courtesy of letting anyone know.
你知道 我也年轻过 You know, I was your age once.
很多事我想做 却没有做过 There's a lot of things I never did that maybe I wish I had.
比如 溜去一个摇滚演唱会 Like sneaking out to a rock concert.
玩的愉快么 You have a good time?
还好 Fine.
Luke 玩的愉快么 Luke, good time, pal?
还好 Fine.
棒 Sick.
这是什么味道 What's that smell?
我撞到臭鼬了 I hit a skunk.
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♪ Hangin' with the raisin' girls ♪
♪ She's gone to the other side ♪
♪ Givin' us a yo heave ho ♪
♪ Things are getting kind of gross ♪
♪ And I go at sleepy time ♪
♪ This is not really This is not really happening ♪
♪ You bet your life it is ♪
♪ You bet your life it's ♪
♪ Peel out the watchword ♪
♪ Just peel out the watchword ♪
♪ Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl? ♪
♪ Yes! Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl? ♪
♪ Oh, this time ♪
♪ Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl? ♪