1 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:19,885 This had better not be a stag film. 2 00:01:24,645 --> 00:01:28,525 What's in this movie? - I wanted to watch it ahead of time. 3 00:01:28,645 --> 00:01:32,565 But he said it'd spoil the emotional impact. A real show man, that one! 4 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:36,605 You haven't seen it? You're the principal We're showin' it in your school. 5 00:01:36,725 --> 00:01:40,645 What if he is some kind of huckster? - Oh, no, no Mr. Mayor. 6 00:01:40,765 --> 00:01:45,045 This guy's on the up and up. He works with some federal agency. 7 00:01:45,165 --> 00:01:48,125 Federal? I guess it's okay, then. 8 00:01:48,565 --> 00:01:51,405 Exactly what I thought. 9 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:01,645 Maree... 10 00:02:03,565 --> 00:02:06,125 Maree -jew -wanna. 11 00:02:07,325 --> 00:02:09,885 Maree -jew... jew? 12 00:02:11,325 --> 00:02:13,085 Maree... 13 00:02:14,405 --> 00:02:18,685 Excuse me. Do you know how to say this? I don't speak Mexican. 14 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:34,405 Good evening. - Good evening. 15 00:02:44,325 --> 00:02:47,685 I want to thank you all for braving the weather and coming out tonight 16 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,885 Over the years your Benjamin Harrison High School 17 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:58,405 has hosted numerous functions, Graduations, for example, 18 00:02:59,165 --> 00:03:01,405 Your annual Christmas pageants 19 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:05,405 The Drama Club's recent and so I'm told, highly lauded presentation 20 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:09,405 of Green Grow the Lilacs. 21 00:03:17,925 --> 00:03:21,845 But no purpose this room has ever served is more important 22 00:03:21,965 --> 00:03:25,885 than that which brings myself and my able assistant Mr. Blumsack 23 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,845 to your community tonight. 24 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:34,125 I assume worthy parents like yourselves have photos of your kids in your wallets. 25 00:03:34,565 --> 00:03:37,125 right? 26 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:40,245 Could you take them out and look at them? 27 00:03:49,245 --> 00:03:52,205 Fine looking young lad. 28 00:03:53,285 --> 00:03:56,645 My, she's the spitting image, isn't she? 29 00:03:58,245 --> 00:04:01,205 You all looking carefully? Good. 30 00:04:02,205 --> 00:04:06,445 For those pictured before you could be the targets of a deadly assassin! 31 00:04:08,485 --> 00:04:10,365 An assassin of youth! 32 00:04:10,485 --> 00:04:15,645 A new drug menace, destroying our children in alarmingly increasing numbers. 33 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:21,445 Marijuana, is that drug! A violent narcotic, 34 00:04:21,525 --> 00:04:24,045 An unspeakable scourge. 35 00:04:24,165 --> 00:04:27,525 The real public enemy number one. 36 00:04:30,565 --> 00:04:35,525 CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST, IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS! 37 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:40,765 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 38 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,245 VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING 39 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:46,205 THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY 40 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:52,085 SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING THAT GOOD OLD U.S.A. 41 00:04:52,565 --> 00:04:54,165 IT'S... 42 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,125 REEFER MADNESS, 43 00:04:56,405 --> 00:04:58,765 REEFER MADNESS! 44 00:05:02,805 --> 00:05:07,365 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 45 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:10,365 OH SO MAD! 46 00:05:10,725 --> 00:05:11,925 SEE THE KIDS, 47 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:13,885 PRECIOUS KIDS, 48 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:19,605 YES, THEIR HEADS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK 49 00:05:21,925 --> 00:05:25,405 CAN'T IGNORE ANYMORE IT COULD BE YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER, 50 00:05:25,485 --> 00:05:29,205 WITH A DEADLY STICK OF REEFER IN THE HAND! 51 00:05:30,285 --> 00:05:33,885 HEADING STRAIGHT FOR... - REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 52 00:05:34,165 --> 00:05:36,525 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 53 00:05:36,685 --> 00:05:38,765 SAVE OUR KIDS! 54 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,285 STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST... IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES. 55 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:48,445 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES. 56 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:53,045 THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL, THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL 57 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:58,765 IT BURROWS LIKE AWEEVIL UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN! YES! 58 00:05:58,845 --> 00:06:03,245 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 59 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,605 OH SO MAD! 60 00:06:05,885 --> 00:06:08,525 PULL THE WOOL! FROM YOUR EYES! 61 00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:12,085 WE'RE IN NEED OF RIGHTEOUS SOLDIERS FOR THIS MERRYWONDER 62 00:06:12,165 --> 00:06:14,165 HAS TO BE DESTROYED! 63 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:20,125 FIGHT THE URGE OF THE SCOURGE, DESTRUCTIVE BUT SEDUCTIVE! 64 00:06:20,245 --> 00:06:24,565 SO SOME DRASTIC MEASURES HAVE TO BE DEPLOYED. 65 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:28,365 PUT AN END TO... REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 66 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:33,445 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. OH SO MAD! 67 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:38,125 DEADLY AS THE DEMOCRATS, THAT EMPTY OUT OUR STORES! 68 00:06:38,245 --> 00:06:42,965 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 69 00:06:43,245 --> 00:06:47,605 TEENAGERS ACROSS THE LAND, ARE GLUED AND OVER-SEXED. 70 00:06:48,205 --> 00:06:52,325 IF YOU FAIL TO DRAW THE LINE, YOU'RE BABIES WILL BE NEXT! 71 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:57,765 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 72 00:06:58,005 --> 00:07:00,445 OH SO MAD! 73 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:05,085 TELL YOUR CHILDREN! REEFER MADNESS. FIGHT THE MENACE!REEFER MADNESS. 74 00:07:05,565 --> 00:07:10,045 KILL THE DEVIL! REEFER MADNESS. SAVE THE COUNTRY! REEFER MADNESS. 75 00:07:10,205 --> 00:07:15,205 MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, REEFER'S MADE US CRAZY 76 00:07:16,405 --> 00:07:20,765 BARKING - MAD! 77 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:27,445 Some of you may think I'm overreacting. - I'll say! I think 78 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:31,445 You've come to the wrong town, pal. - That thing isn't a problem around here 79 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:35,965 you don't know our kids! You'd be surprised how often I hear that. 80 00:07:36,845 --> 00:07:40,725 What makes this particular drug so dangerous, is that there are 81 00:07:40,845 --> 00:07:44,205 No forbidden needles or snorting powders? 82 00:07:45,485 --> 00:07:48,405 Children smoke a reefer stick! 83 00:07:48,525 --> 00:07:53,125 Thinking it to be an ordinay, perfectly harmless cigarette. 84 00:07:53,245 --> 00:07:56,285 The kind we all enjoyed as teenagers. 85 00:07:56,725 --> 00:08:00,605 And before you can say Jack Robinson, they are enslaved! 86 00:08:04,045 --> 00:08:06,245 But don't take myword for it, 87 00:08:06,365 --> 00:08:11,045 hear the shocking, sordid facts, and judge for yourselves. 88 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:14,685 The filmed presentation you're about to witness, 89 00:08:14,805 --> 00:08:17,645 chronicles, The Harper affair. 90 00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:21,685 A true stoy ,exhaustively documented in the fine newspapers of 91 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:25,165 Mr. William Randolph Hearst 92 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:29,205 A true stoy, that took place in a tow 93 00:08:30,165 --> 00:08:33,005 vey much like your own. 94 00:08:34,725 --> 00:08:39,605 Meet Jimmy Harper, a young lad of some sixteen summers. 95 00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:44,485 Well mannered, hardworking, an all around credit to the community. 96 00:08:47,205 --> 00:08:50,245 Right now, Jimmy's hurying to school, 97 00:08:51,245 --> 00:08:54,605 Hoping to run into a vey special young lady, Mary Lane. 98 00:09:00,525 --> 00:09:04,445 Mary was a healthy young miss of good American breeding stock. 99 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:07,525 God fearing, civic minded and vey much in love. 100 00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:25,085 Just a harmless old turtle. See? 101 00:09:27,885 --> 00:09:30,285 Off you go. I thought it was a rat. 102 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:34,365 Mary I cary your books? Yes, Mary and Jimmywere destined , 103 00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:37,445 to share a love that would last a lifetime. 104 00:09:38,485 --> 00:09:44,205 Tragically, it would be the brief lifetime of a fruit fly. 105 00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:52,445 It's sweet of you to help me study Romeo and Juliet. 106 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:56,365 Without your help, come exam time, I would've been on a trip for biscuits! 107 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:59,245 Well it, it's my pleasure. Ah, where would you like to start? 108 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:02,325 Probably the Pru-low-gwee. Pru-low-gwee. 109 00:10:02,765 --> 00:10:07,005 I think you mean prologue. I got that confused with Mon-tay-gwee. 110 00:10:07,085 --> 00:10:10,965 That's not even a real word. I looked it up in two dictionaries. 111 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:15,045 Montague. It's Romeo's last name. You are so smart. 112 00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:19,285 My mother says you're a boy who's going places. 113 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:24,645 you talk about me to your mother? I talk about you to eveybody! 114 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:33,325 Forsooth, fair Juliet. Wouldst thou likest yon hot chocolate? 115 00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:37,125 Wherever did you learn to speak like that? 116 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:40,685 It's fancy talk. From Romeo and Juliet. 117 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:46,925 'Cause, when a guy wants to, woo a girl, he needs you know, the right language. 118 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:50,045 Are you tying to woo me, Jimmy Harper? 119 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,765 I NEED WORDS TO TELL YOU 'BOUT MY POUNDING HEART: 120 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,165 FOUR DOLLAR WORDS THAT MAKE A GUY SOUND SMART. 121 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:04,045 WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED SHAKESPEARE 122 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:08,525 HIS ARTICULATIONS OF A LOVER'S PALPITATIONS ARE SO KEEN. 123 00:11:10,885 --> 00:11:14,165 MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA! 124 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:17,485 MY LOVE AS DEEP THE MORE I GIVE TO THEE. 125 00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:21,365 OH YOU SOUND SO DREAMY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! 126 00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:27,765 A BIG VOCABULARY SHOULD BE CUSTOMARY WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE... 127 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:31,445 LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE A SNOWY DOVE. 128 00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:34,765 LA LA LA PRODIGIOUS BIRTH OF LOVE. 129 00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:38,605 LA LA LA HIP HOORAY FOR SHAKESPEARE! 130 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:42,165 SURE AS I AM BREATHING, YOU CAN MAKE 131 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,405 ELIZABETHAN LANGUAGE FUN 132 00:11:49,245 --> 00:11:53,245 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG, 133 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:56,005 AND BUBBLING WITH LOVE. 134 00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:58,765 I CAN'T WAIT, TO READ THE ENDING! 135 00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:03,165 I CAN'T EITHER! BUT I'M SURE, IT TURNS OUT REAL SWELL. 136 00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:08,965 I BET ROMEO, MARRIES HIS JULIET. 137 00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:12,405 AND THEY HAVE A BABY. AND MAKES LOTS OF FRIENDS. 138 00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:17,285 THAT'S PROBABLY THE WAY THE PLAY ENDS. 139 00:12:20,045 --> 00:12:23,325 YOU DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES HOW TO BURN REAL BRIGHT. 140 00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:26,765 HANGING LIKE A JEWEL UPON THE CHEEK OF NIGHT. 141 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,485 HARK WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS HERE? 142 00:12:30,645 --> 00:12:33,885 WILL BE FUTURE SPOUSES PUT A PLAGUE ON BOTH OUR HOUSES 143 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:37,405 IF WE'RE WRONG. SHAKESPEARE! 144 00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,725 The sad truth is, 145 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:53,725 That if our schools spent less time indoctrinating our children 146 00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:58,125 in the works of, Bill Shakespeare, and focused instead on the work 147 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,205 of a far superior author... 148 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:05,245 things might have turned out differently. And the delicate heart 149 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,765 of young love might not have been stabbed. 150 00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:16,365 Stabbed, and pinned, to the shameful corkboard of, the reefer den! 151 00:13:37,245 --> 00:13:40,165 Come on, Mae! Get up off your duff! 152 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:43,645 What time is it Jack? Time to give this place a goin' over. 153 00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:48,685 It looks like the Marines have landed. That bunch last night was high 154 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:54,605 Party's over Sally. 155 00:13:56,365 --> 00:14:00,245 What a night. I was in more laps than a napkin. 156 00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:05,285 Great, now the damn baby's awake. 157 00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:08,125 Hold your water! 158 00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:11,085 Hold your water! 159 00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:13,765 Hold your water! 160 00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:17,045 Momma's coming. 161 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,565 Damn stairs. 162 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:36,685 Look at all this weed! Pastures of plenty! 163 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:48,885 Keep your ham-hooks off my product! Just checking for bugs! 164 00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:05,125 We need a better class of clientele. he's old enough to know what he's doing. 165 00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:10,765 Not like those kids you bring up here. Ah, stop squawking at me! 166 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,245 You got more static than the radio. 167 00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:18,845 I'll press bricks over to the Five & Dime Bring back a couple more kids. 168 00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:22,885 You got a problem with that? Well maybe I do! 169 00:15:32,885 --> 00:15:36,765 You better tune me in and get my signal right. 170 00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:40,405 Around here, I call the shots. 171 00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:43,765 Jack! 172 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:46,845 Almost forgot. 173 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,645 Can't get through the morning without a little toot, can you? 174 00:15:56,485 --> 00:15:59,445 See you in the funny papers. 175 00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,965 I OUGHTA LEAVE HIM. 176 00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:29,685 BUT SOMETHING MAKES ME STAY. 177 00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:31,885 IT'S THE STUFF. 178 00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:37,805 I'D TRY TO KILL HIM, 179 00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:44,165 BUT MY GUY GIVES ME LOVE AND THE STUFF. 180 00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:46,925 SOMETIMES HE'S ROUGH. 181 00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:50,765 HE THROWS ME DOWN THE STAIRS. 182 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,765 BUT DEEP INSIDE HE CARES! 183 00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:56,965 HE BUYS ME LINGERIE. 184 00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:00,085 AND STUFF. 185 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:12,285 I WAS A STUDENT. 186 00:17:12,725 --> 00:17:16,685 GOOD GRADES AND SO NAIVE. 187 00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:18,485 'TIL THE STUFF. 188 00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,885 A HANDSOME STRANGER, 189 00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:28,765 SOME EMPTY PROMISES, 190 00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,365 LOTSA STUFF. 191 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:37,325 BUT I DON'T GET HOOKED. I'M NOT ADDICTED, NO! 192 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:43,645 I JUST ENJOY THE GLOW! I LIKE TO HAVE MY FUN! 193 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:46,885 NO HARM TO ANYONE. 194 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:50,525 THOUGH THE FUN SOMETIMES ESCAPES ME, 195 00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:55,205 WHEN JACKS GETS STONED AND RAPES ME! 196 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:06,045 NOTHING NUMBS ME BETTER THAN ... 197 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:12,045 THE STUFF. 198 00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:18,525 THAN THE STUFF. 199 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:32,005 In the latest issue of Scientific American, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics tells us, 200 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:35,485 that marijuana, posses an addictive power beyond 201 00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:39,005 even that of heroin, or cocaine. 202 00:18:40,325 --> 00:18:41,445 Yes? 203 00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:44,925 Are you sure about your facts there? No, no. Shh. Shh. 204 00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:49,165 Why do you ask, mister ... Kochinski. 205 00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:53,685 my wife's cousin had himself a problem with the heroin. 206 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:58,205 And I'd done some readin', there's nothin' more addictive than that stuff. 207 00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:00,085 Kochinski. 208 00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:04,965 Russian name. 209 00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:07,205 Isn't it? 210 00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:10,685 It's Polish. Actually, it's Polish. Of course. 211 00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:15,285 I certainly applaud your brave, unwillingness to believe something 212 00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:20,925 simply because it's printed in a magazine with the word "American" in the title. 213 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:24,565 You stand as a shining examplen to your comrades. 214 00:19:25,445 --> 00:19:28,005 And the rest of us. 215 00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:32,685 My wife , mighta mixed up the stoy. 216 00:19:33,165 --> 00:19:36,525 I think it was marijuana that her cousin was hooked on. 217 00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:40,405 It's bad, it's bad stuff. 218 00:19:41,285 --> 00:19:43,085 Bad stuff indeed. 219 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:46,165 Would that it had been, mere heroin. 220 00:19:48,245 --> 00:19:53,125 For ladies and gentlemen, marijuana is an insidious master. 221 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,685 Seeking slaves not in the dark jungles of Africa 222 00:19:58,525 --> 00:20:02,525 But right here! In each of our 48 states. 223 00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:11,605 AFTER SCHOOL HAS LET OUT, WE JUST LIKE TO GET OUT TO THE PLACE 224 00:20:11,685 --> 00:20:13,685 WHERE JITTERBUGGIN'S ALWAYS IN STYLE. 225 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,365 ATCHMO IS A-SINGIN', DORSEY IS A-SWINGIN' 226 00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,805 A SYNCOPATED WONDERLAND THAT BRINGS ON A SMILE. 227 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:23,525 COME AND STRETCH YOUR DANCE ABILITIES, NOBODY IS FEELIN' ILL AT EASE. 228 00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:28,365 WHEN YOUR TOES ARE TAPPIN', ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 229 00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:30,765 DANCING, DANCING... 230 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:35,485 RAUMATAU THAT ALWAYS HAS YOU SASHAYIN' 231 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,365 BUY YOUR GAL SOME JUJUBES. 232 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:42,885 SHE'LL BE SWOONIN', SPOONIN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME! 233 00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:45,565 IF YOU'RE FEELIN' GLOOMY, GLIDE ON OVER TO ME. 234 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,765 TRY THE FINEST CHERRY FIU IN ALL OF THE LAND. 235 00:20:50,485 --> 00:20:52,645 MY AFTER SCHOOL OASIS, GETS THE HOPELESS CASES, 236 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:55,045 HOPPIN" AND A-BOPPIN' TO THE 5 & DIME BAND! 237 00:20:57,845 --> 00:21:02,285 YOU CAN BUYYOURSELF A PACK OF SMOKES. LAUGH AT ALL MY CORNY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. 238 00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:04,845 GOTTA TAKE THE GANG OUT TO THE LOCAL HANGOUT, 239 00:21:04,925 --> 00:21:07,325 WHERE BENNY GOODMAN IS KING! 240 00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:11,845 you're gonna give her your school ring? And how. 241 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:16,445 Mary Lane is one slinky piece of homework. An E-flat Dillinger, 242 00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:21,285 a hop and a skip to Tasty Town. I would like a bite outta that tomato! 243 00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:24,445 Hands off, Mickey! I'm hep. 244 00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:26,605 HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 245 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,725 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 246 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:31,085 THEN ENJOY SOME FUNNY BOOKS! 247 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,565 WE GET FRISKY, RISKY. 248 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,925 COOL OFF WITH A MALTED MILK! 249 00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:41,605 WE'RE ALL BUMPIN', COME JUMP IN. DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 250 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:46,005 Mray! I got something to ask you. Did you heard the announcement today? 251 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:50,005 President Roosevelt is coming to town. my pop says he's a labor-appeasing, 252 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:54,005 Supreme Court packing Bolshevik? I don't know about all that boy stuff. 253 00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:58,045 but there's gonna be a big dance contest in his honor! 254 00:21:58,285 --> 00:22:02,765 And I want you to be my partner. Dance contest? Geez! I don't know. 255 00:22:02,845 --> 00:22:06,725 What's to know? I've been working on our routine. 256 00:22:15,245 --> 00:22:17,365 Feast your peepers on this! 257 00:22:17,525 --> 00:22:19,685 FEEL THE CRAZY RHYTHM IN YOUR FEET, 258 00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:22,285 BLUING BRIGHT AS NEON, MAYBE WE COULD BE ON 259 00:22:22,365 --> 00:22:24,725 MAJOR BOWES' AMATEUR HOUR! 260 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:29,445 What's the wait, Nate? I got two left feet 261 00:22:30,085 --> 00:22:32,885 If Mary sees me dancin' I'll lose her. 262 00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:35,325 Mickey! I'm hep! 263 00:22:35,445 --> 00:22:40,245 I have to change into my coveralls for 4-H club tonight. see you there! 264 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:47,685 Hey kid! I'm Jack. I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you. 265 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:52,805 SOMETIMES MEN WOULD COME TO CALL WHO STANK OF SIN AND BARBASOL. 266 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:57,645 THEY'D ASK KIDS IF THEY FELT AT ALL LIKE HAVING THEMSELVES A FEW KICKS. 267 00:22:57,885 --> 00:23:00,725 Jimmy, as in Jimmy Cagney? 268 00:23:01,325 --> 00:23:03,885 Don't I wish. 269 00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:08,445 Girl trouble? I gotjust the cure. 270 00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:13,045 What sayyou and I blow this Popsicle stand and find ourselves a real party? 271 00:23:13,165 --> 00:23:17,045 that's amully nice Mr. Jack but I'm meeting my girlfriend at 4-H club 272 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:21,045 Come on, we'll have some laughs. Half hour, tops. 273 00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:25,725 Gee. I don't know. 274 00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:29,085 Suite yourself. 275 00:23:30,085 --> 00:23:33,325 you're not the hep cat I took you for Cool. 276 00:25:13,285 --> 00:25:16,445 Wow! You sure shake a wicked calf! 277 00:25:16,525 --> 00:25:20,445 Can you teach me how to dance like that? Time I get through, you'll make 278 00:25:20,565 --> 00:25:24,645 Fred Astaire look like Barney Google. if you're sure it'll only be a half hour. 279 00:25:24,765 --> 00:25:27,805 Kid, that's a promise from me to you. 280 00:25:31,525 --> 00:25:33,565 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 281 00:25:33,885 --> 00:25:38,285 CHARLESTON 'TIL YOUR TOOTSIES ACHE. WE'LL BE GRINNIN', SPINNIN' 282 00:25:38,725 --> 00:25:43,125 ROMPIN' TO THE SAVOY STOMP. WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' 283 00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:48,205 WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' HERE DOWN AT THE OL' FIVE AND DIME! 284 00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:54,205 Do your children enjoy, jazz music? 285 00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:59,365 For I am here to tell you that, Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie, 286 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:04,005 Duke Ellington and the whole weed blowing, ginger colored lot, 287 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:08,885 merely masquerading as musicians and are in fact agents of evil. 288 00:26:10,765 --> 00:26:14,645 Reefer slows down the smoker's sense of time. Allowing him 289 00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:17,245 to squeeze in unnecessay 'grace notes," 290 00:26:17,365 --> 00:26:20,725 giving this voodoo music the power... To hypnotize white women into 291 00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:25,245 indulging in acts of unspeakable degradation. 292 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:31,605 You will find this profane music, whereveryou find marijuana. 293 00:26:32,445 --> 00:26:36,325 Hear that? It's the national anthem of Sodom and Gomorrah. 294 00:26:36,445 --> 00:26:38,885 Faster, Sally, faster! 295 00:26:39,005 --> 00:26:41,565 Put it in me! 296 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:45,205 Faster, Sally! Faster! Faster! 297 00:26:45,405 --> 00:26:46,965 Ah! 298 00:27:01,565 --> 00:27:03,125 Oh! 299 00:27:10,285 --> 00:27:13,645 Man, I'm starving. We got any eats? 300 00:27:31,845 --> 00:27:37,045 Eveybody take it on the heel! Get the lead outta your shorts! 301 00:27:37,445 --> 00:27:39,605 Damn cowbell! 302 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:42,285 Damn baby 303 00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,165 Damn stuff! 304 00:28:05,525 --> 00:28:08,485 Come on in kid. Make yourself cozy. 305 00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:13,885 Who's that? Ralph. Used to be a college boy. 306 00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:18,885 Mae, this is Jimmy Harper. He's o-kay. 307 00:28:20,005 --> 00:28:24,245 Oh Jack, this kid can't be more than 15. Oh, 16, madam. 308 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:28,365 The name's Mae. And a madam runs a different kind of house. 309 00:28:34,845 --> 00:28:37,405 Shut up! 310 00:28:42,725 --> 00:28:45,285 Good baby. 311 00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:58,205 Say, 312 00:28:58,325 --> 00:29:00,205 Say, who's the new fish? Oh. 313 00:29:00,325 --> 00:29:03,445 I'm J__immy. 314 00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:08,165 Sally, why don't you and J __immy, get better acquainted. 315 00:29:10,805 --> 00:29:14,165 Give him the usual. If I can't turn him on, 316 00:29:14,765 --> 00:29:17,605 he ain't got switches. 317 00:29:21,365 --> 00:29:24,605 How tall are you anyway? five feet nine inches. 318 00:29:25,405 --> 00:29:28,765 Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches. 319 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:38,565 Whoopsie! 320 00:29:49,085 --> 00:29:52,445 No harm done. Hero. 321 00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:02,045 I want that Jimmy kid outta here. He's too young. I got hooked at that age 322 00:30:02,165 --> 00:30:05,525 and I'm not doin' it to anybody else. Do I have water in my ear 323 00:30:06,165 --> 00:30:10,445 or are you giving me guff? This is my house! And I say he goes! 324 00:30:31,725 --> 00:30:35,085 Is evemhing okay? Just fell. That's all. 325 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,885 let me light your cigarette for you 326 00:30:43,445 --> 00:30:46,685 This isn't a cigarette. It's a real smoke. 327 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:50,805 Reefer. Let's share it. 328 00:30:51,445 --> 00:30:54,005 Oh, no I shouldn't. 329 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:57,485 it's been great meetin' you folks but 330 00:30:58,085 --> 00:31:02,445 I oughta head over to 4-H club. I'm teaching how to make a potato clock. 331 00:31:03,605 --> 00:31:06,165 I didn't think you were such a moldy fig. 332 00:31:06,285 --> 00:31:09,125 Or maybe, you're scared. 333 00:31:09,725 --> 00:31:11,365 I'm not either! 334 00:31:11,885 --> 00:31:12,765 Prove it! 335 00:31:14,525 --> 00:31:18,485 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY, SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 336 00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:20,685 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY. 337 00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:25,205 Thank you Sally but I honestly don't think it's such a good idea. 338 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:31,405 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 339 00:31:32,085 --> 00:31:35,965 I gotta get outta here. You got me all confused. . 340 00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:42,525 TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, 341 00:31:42,685 --> 00:31:48,165 SMOKE IT YOU MAY CHOKE AT FIRST BUT THEN THE WORST IS OVER. 342 00:31:48,445 --> 00:31:53,565 DON'T BE A CHICKEN, DON'T BE A CHICKEN, 343 00:31:54,165 --> 00:31:57,285 DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 344 00:31:57,405 --> 00:32:01,885 DON'T CHA BE A FOOL! DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 345 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:06,285 DON'T CHA BE A FOOL! DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 346 00:33:07,525 --> 00:33:10,445 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA 347 00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:14,565 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN 348 00:33:14,965 --> 00:33:17,885 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, 349 00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:21,605 TREMBLE FROM WITHIN. 350 00:33:22,325 --> 00:33:25,485 SERVE YOUR APPETITE. 351 00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:28,965 PLAN TO STAY THE NIGHT. 352 00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:35,685 I AM STANDING AT TEMPTATION'S DOORS. 353 00:33:36,445 --> 00:33:43,445 I HAVE NEVER, FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 354 00:33:43,885 --> 00:33:46,965 JOIN THE WONDER DANCE. 355 00:33:47,565 --> 00:33:50,805 LOSE THE UNDERPANTS! 356 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:57,565 SOMEONE SAVE ME, THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE. 357 00:33:57,925 --> 00:34:05,045 FROM THIS SALACIOUS MAGIC CARPET RIDE! 358 00:34:05,205 --> 00:34:08,365 OPEN UP YOUR MIND! LET YOUR BODY SOAR! 359 00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:11,845 ARMS AND LEGS ENTWINED CRY, MORE, MORE, MORE! 360 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:15,525 IF AYEAR GOES BY, IT MIGHT SEEM A DAY. 361 00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:19,045 IF A DAY GOES BY, IT COULD TAKE AYEAR! 362 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:27,045 SPACE RECEDES AT BLINDING SPEED, YOUR LUST IS ON THE RISE! 363 00:34:41,405 --> 00:34:42,885 Moloch! 364 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,605 Moloch! 365 00:34:44,725 --> 00:34:46,445 Moloch! 366 00:34:46,565 --> 00:34:48,325 Moloch! 367 00:35:02,765 --> 00:35:05,525 TENDER VIRGIN. 368 00:35:05,765 --> 00:35:09,765 FRESH AS MORNING DEW. 369 00:35:10,165 --> 00:35:16,285 I'VE BEEN EAGERLY EXPECTING YOU. 370 00:35:17,405 --> 00:35:20,765 LIVE THE GREATER LIFE! 371 00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:26,365 LIVE THE SATYR LIFE! 372 00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:35,925 EROS BECKONS, 373 00:35:36,405 --> 00:35:39,725 FEEL THE NEED INCREASE. 374 00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:43,165 EVERY FIBER BURNS 375 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:47,485 FOR SWEET RELEASE. 376 00:35:47,685 --> 00:35:50,605 LIVE A LITTLE DREAM, LEAVE A LITTLE MESS. 377 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:54,365 EVERYBODY SCREAM YES, YES, YES! 378 00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:58,285 CAN'T YOU FEEL THE FLUSH OF PULSING PAGAN FIRE? 379 00:35:58,445 --> 00:36:01,845 COME AND FEEL THE RUSH! FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER! 380 00:36:02,205 --> 00:36:05,205 DANCING NAKED AS THE SINFUL ADAM... VOODOO JUNGLE DRUM! 381 00:36:05,285 --> 00:36:08,485 COUPLED WITH AWICKED MADAM "TIL THE MORNING COMES! 382 00:36:08,805 --> 00:36:12,285 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 383 00:36:12,565 --> 00:36:17,005 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL. 384 00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:23,965 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 385 00:36:59,965 --> 00:37:03,125 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA, 386 00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:07,005 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN. 387 00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:13,685 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, TREMBLE FROM WITHIN! 388 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:17,045 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 389 00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:20,885 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL! 390 00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:22,885 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 391 00:37:22,965 --> 00:37:30,485 GIMME REEFER LOVE! 392 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:43,485 Knock, knock! 393 00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:46,445 there for art thou Romeo! 394 00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:51,325 I've been looking foryou everywhere Well I haven't been everywhere! 395 00:37:52,765 --> 00:37:55,605 Well, what a thing to say! 396 00:37:56,405 --> 00:38:00,285 I was wondering ifwe could practice our steps for the presidential dance? 397 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:04,285 It's only a few days away, and with you being so mysteriously busy 398 00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:07,765 I wanted to make sure we could get in enough rehearsal. 399 00:38:09,405 --> 00:38:12,365 Jimmy, is something wrong? Why? 400 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,485 Should something be wrong? 401 00:38:15,605 --> 00:38:19,685 Stop hounding me! Stop hounding me! 402 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:24,925 I didn't think I was. 403 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:26,845 Oh. 404 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:32,565 It's me, isn't it? You don't love me anymore 405 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:36,045 You haven't even tried to kiss me in almost a week! 406 00:38:36,245 --> 00:38:39,205 A kiss? Is that what you want? 407 00:38:40,045 --> 00:38:43,005 Let me show you a few new moves... 408 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:55,125 That was your tongue! Jimmy Harper! What's come over you? 409 00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:15,925 Mercifully, Mary had no idea what had come over Jimmy. 410 00:39:16,045 --> 00:39:18,885 But she feared the worst. 411 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:24,605 THE SERMON TODAYWAS REALLY EXCITING. 412 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,765 YAHWEH WAS MAD AND DID PLENTY OF SMITING. 413 00:39:28,845 --> 00:39:32,445 WITH LOCUSTS AND PLAGUES AND LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES. 414 00:39:32,565 --> 00:39:35,245 ALL THAT AND MORE THUNDERED DOWN FROM THE SKY. 415 00:39:35,325 --> 00:39:38,765 I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 416 00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:41,045 BUT BESIDE ME WAS JUST ... 417 00:39:41,365 --> 00:39:46,965 AN EMPTYWOODEN PEW. 418 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:52,165 THERE'S HYMNALS AND A ROSARY 419 00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:56,805 BUT THEY DON'T KEEP ME COMPANY. 420 00:39:57,325 --> 00:40:01,685 THE WAFERS NOW DON'T TASTE SO GREAT. 421 00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:06,965 THEY WON'T TRANSUBSTANTIATE. 422 00:40:07,445 --> 00:40:12,125 WITHOUT YOU NEAR, 423 00:40:12,405 --> 00:40:14,445 THE GOSPEL CHOIR SOUNDS ASKEW. 424 00:40:14,725 --> 00:40:16,245 JIMMY COME BACK 425 00:40:16,845 --> 00:40:25,005 AND FILL MY LONELY PEW. 426 00:40:26,205 --> 00:40:30,685 A GLOOMY CHURCH THAT YOU'RE NOT IN. 427 00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:35,445 CAN LEAD A GIRL TO MORTAL SIN. 428 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:40,165 A LADYASKED "IS THIS SEm TAKEN?" 429 00:40:40,285 --> 00:40:41,725 I LIED, I GUESS 430 00:40:43,885 --> 00:40:46,165 I TOLD HER "YES." 431 00:40:49,205 --> 00:40:54,125 I PRAYA HOLY SHINING STAR SHINING TWINKLING STAR. 432 00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:58,805 WILL LEAD YOU HOME FROM WHERE YOU ARE. WHERE OH WHERE YOU ARE. 433 00:40:58,885 --> 00:41:02,925 IN A FOG OR LOST AT SEA? 434 00:41:03,285 --> 00:41:07,445 OR COULD IT BE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME? 435 00:41:09,285 --> 00:41:15,365 IT'S A LINE OF THOUGHT I'D RATHER NOT PURSUE. 436 00:41:15,485 --> 00:41:19,205 RATHER NOT PURSUE. 437 00:41:19,285 --> 00:41:21,125 JIMMY, COME BACK 438 00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:28,245 AND FILL MY LONELY 439 00:41:29,525 --> 00:41:37,925 PEW. 440 00:41:42,165 --> 00:41:45,405 I got the window open... Give me a boost! 441 00:42:05,165 --> 00:42:09,565 How much you think is in there? Jack don't get his green, we don't get ours! 442 00:42:09,725 --> 00:42:12,165 Cool your jets! Hear that? 443 00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:16,125 We got more scratch than a sandpaper factoy. 444 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:19,085 That's good. That's good! 445 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,685 Frankincense. Wow! 446 00:42:35,805 --> 00:42:38,365 Reefer...madness. 447 00:42:42,165 --> 00:42:45,005 madness. 448 00:43:15,165 --> 00:43:18,325 Welcome to Club Celestial. 449 00:43:18,405 --> 00:43:21,525 I am your host, Joan of Arc. 450 00:43:24,965 --> 00:43:28,005 No Christian martyr works it harder. 451 00:43:29,965 --> 00:43:35,525 The many voices in my head tell me we have a special guest in the house tonight! 452 00:43:36,165 --> 00:43:39,005 James Fenimore Harper! 453 00:43:42,005 --> 00:43:45,925 Tonight, Jimmywill be taught the error of his ways. 454 00:43:46,045 --> 00:43:48,925 By the brightest star in our Heavenly Firmament 455 00:43:49,045 --> 00:43:52,285 the Lord of Hosts, The Stranger from the Manger... 456 00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:56,005 the hardest working man in the afterlife! 457 00:43:57,445 --> 00:44:00,285 Give it up, for Jesus! 458 00:44:23,325 --> 00:44:27,685 Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here. Don't bring me down. 459 00:44:28,605 --> 00:44:32,365 On the contrary Jimmy. I'm here to bring you up. With dope. 460 00:44:32,485 --> 00:44:35,845 Oh, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope. 461 00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:40,205 You think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize 462 00:44:40,325 --> 00:44:42,765 how cool God can be. 463 00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:47,965 I FLOATED DOWN FROM HEAVEN, WHEN I HEARD A LAMB HAD STRAYED. 464 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:51,765 LOOK AT YOU HERE, YOUR BRAIN HAS TURNED TO MARMALADE. 465 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:56,165 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU JIMMY, AND RETURN YOU TO THE FOLD. 466 00:44:56,725 --> 00:45:00,325 TRY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH GOD, AND NOT JAMAICAN GOLD. 467 00:45:01,405 --> 00:45:04,765 SATAN'S BOLD. LOVES TO LIE. 468 00:45:05,525 --> 00:45:06,965 DON'T REPLY. 469 00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:12,005 DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE ANGELS CRY? 470 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,645 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 471 00:45:15,725 --> 00:45:17,725 JUST SAY "NO" TO THE MARIJUANA. 472 00:45:18,405 --> 00:45:19,805 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 473 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:22,405 THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MADONNA. 474 00:45:22,685 --> 00:45:24,325 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 475 00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:26,925 I'M THE FACE ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN. 476 00:45:27,005 --> 00:45:28,445 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 477 00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:30,925 DO I NEED TO TEST YOUR URINE? 478 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:34,485 SAY N... 479 00:45:35,005 --> 00:45:37,285 WENT AND CONNED YA. 480 00:45:38,245 --> 00:45:41,885 MUSTN'T TOUCH HIS EVIL GANJA. 481 00:45:42,165 --> 00:45:43,445 JIMMY, 482 00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:48,445 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 483 00:45:48,725 --> 00:45:50,005 DONA EIS REQUIEM! 484 00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:53,765 REQUIEM 485 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:59,285 CANNABIS 486 00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:03,445 YOU'LL BURN IN HELL! 487 00:46:03,685 --> 00:46:07,045 I'VE CURED A LOT OF LEPERS AND I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD. Howya doin'? 488 00:46:07,885 --> 00:46:11,365 IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD? You can touch. 489 00:46:12,085 --> 00:46:16,125 IF YOU INSIST ON SMOKING, TO INDULGE THOSE TEENAGE KICKS, 490 00:46:16,485 --> 00:46:20,165 YOU'LL BE FLOATING NAKED IN THE RIVER STYX. 491 00:46:21,325 --> 00:46:24,685 SULFUR POOLS. 492 00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:26,645 TORTURE TOOLS. 493 00:46:26,725 --> 00:46:31,525 SEPARATION FROM YOUR FAMILY JEWELS! 494 00:46:31,845 --> 00:46:33,645 RAMA LAMA THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DING DONG! 495 00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:35,245 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 496 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:37,845 GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR LENT, BOY! 497 00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:39,525 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY! 498 00:46:39,605 --> 00:46:42,085 OR WIND UP AS SATAN'S RENT-BOY! 499 00:46:42,405 --> 00:46:43,765 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 500 00:46:44,005 --> 00:46:46,285 DON'T LET REEFER KICK YOUR KEISTER! 501 00:46:46,525 --> 00:46:48,205 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 502 00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:50,645 I'M THE POSTER-BOY FOR EASTER. 503 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:56,485 JIMMY, LET ME SEE YA KICK THE SIN 504 00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:01,685 AND SINSEMILLA 505 00:47:01,845 --> 00:47:02,565 JIMMY, GO, GO, GO. 506 00:47:03,645 --> 00:47:05,845 GOTTA KICK IT, JIMMY. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 507 00:47:05,925 --> 00:47:11,525 FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT HATETH 508 00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:14,005 MARIJUANA! MARIJUANA! 509 00:47:14,605 --> 00:47:16,125 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 510 00:47:16,245 --> 00:47:18,325 THOU SHALT HEED THIS HOLY OMEN. 511 00:47:18,925 --> 00:47:20,405 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 512 00:47:20,485 --> 00:47:22,685 STOP INDULGING LIKE A ROMAN. 513 00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:24,605 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 514 00:47:24,685 --> 00:47:26,845 ALL THE CHERUBIM SAYYOU GOTTA. 515 00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:28,885 YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 516 00:47:28,965 --> 00:47:31,445 TRUST THE MAN WITH THE STIGMATA. 517 00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:37,685 JIMMY, DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD! 518 00:47:37,765 --> 00:47:41,685 ON GOD! 519 00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:50,005 You rock Jesus! 520 00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,965 Jimmy. 521 00:47:55,965 --> 00:48:00,365 Take a hit of God instead. You think you can, handle the high? 522 00:48:05,205 --> 00:48:08,165 I got a new God now! 523 00:48:28,245 --> 00:48:32,645 Hey, that's my Mary Jane! Think so? You don't own the Mary Jane. 524 00:48:32,885 --> 00:48:37,805 Mary Jane owns you. Listen up kid Get out now and don't look back! 525 00:48:38,325 --> 00:48:41,565 It's too late for us, but you, you're young. 526 00:48:42,165 --> 00:48:45,685 You still got a chance. Why do you gotta steak on your eye? 527 00:48:46,725 --> 00:48:50,085 Just fell, that's all. I'm serious Jimmy. 528 00:48:50,365 --> 00:48:55,045 It's dangerous here. I got me a taste for danger! 529 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,685 No! 530 00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,365 Back off! You're heaped to the gills. 531 00:49:00,485 --> 00:49:02,725 And you, zip it! You'll wake Sally's baby. 532 00:49:03,205 --> 00:49:06,445 That's okay, Mae. Don't wory about it. Sally. 533 00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:09,885 I haven't heard your baby cying tonight? 534 00:49:13,525 --> 00:49:15,085 Um! 535 00:49:15,765 --> 00:49:18,325 I don't know. 536 00:49:26,645 --> 00:49:30,005 It is a matter of public record, that the addict will sell anything, 537 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:35,885 anything at all, to obtain the decadent rush, of that next fix. 538 00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:41,525 You'll take good care of him, right? I mean, it's not true what they say 539 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,965 about you people eating babies, is it? 540 00:49:44,165 --> 00:49:47,125 Care to stay for, dinner? 541 00:49:56,885 --> 00:50:00,965 You didn't really sell your baby for reefer money, did ya? 542 00:50:01,485 --> 00:50:04,845 It's okay. I got another one on the way. Light? 543 00:50:08,565 --> 00:50:11,405 that kindajoke, that ain't... 544 00:50:18,085 --> 00:50:21,005 So where'd you get this Packard? I boosted it. From my girlfriend. 545 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:24,965 Girlfriend? You expect me to believe some little bobbysoxer's got 546 00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:29,005 what it takes to chop your suey? I'm steamed up like a pant's presser! 547 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:33,525 That's the idea baby. Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles! 548 00:50:34,245 --> 00:50:38,205 Sally! Sally! keep your eyes on the road, Sally! 549 00:50:49,445 --> 00:50:52,285 Serves him right 550 00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:55,885 Hey mister! Ah, are you okay? we didn't see you there. 551 00:50:56,565 --> 00:50:59,125 I think 552 00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:03,685 he's dead. 553 00:51:06,725 --> 00:51:09,205 I was never here. 554 00:51:09,325 --> 00:51:10,885 Okay. 555 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:18,165 Damn lamp-post. 556 00:51:21,925 --> 00:51:24,365 I'm so sory. 557 00:51:24,485 --> 00:51:26,325 I'm so, sory. 558 00:51:26,325 --> 00:51:27,045 I'm so, sory. 559 00:51:29,365 --> 00:51:31,885 THERE'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND MUD ON MY NAME. 560 00:51:32,245 --> 00:51:34,965 MY ID THREW A PARTY AND EVERYONE CAME. 561 00:51:35,085 --> 00:51:37,765 MY INNOCENCE RAVISHED, MY VIRTUE DEVOURED. 562 00:51:37,965 --> 00:51:40,885 I CAN'T COUNT THE STRANGERS WITH WHOM I HAVE SHOWERED. 563 00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:49,045 I'VE TAKEN A LIFE, 564 00:51:49,245 --> 00:51:52,605 BEEN STRIPPED TO MY ESSENCE. 565 00:51:52,965 --> 00:51:58,205 AND TO THINK ALL WANTED WAS SWING DANCE LESSONS. 566 00:51:58,845 --> 00:52:01,685 Police! Freeze! 567 00:52:12,245 --> 00:52:17,685 Police looks for a late model Packard, left the scene of a hit and run homicide! 568 00:52:19,525 --> 00:52:22,685 Mae was right about the Mary Jane. It owns me. 569 00:52:23,845 --> 00:52:27,005 MARYJANE, OH MARY JANE. 570 00:52:27,405 --> 00:52:30,765 YOU CRUMPLED ME LIKE CELLOPHANE. 571 00:52:31,165 --> 00:52:34,565 YOU STIR ME UP LIKE BEEF CHOW MEIN. 572 00:52:35,205 --> 00:52:37,805 YOU WRECK ME MARY JANE. 573 00:52:38,885 --> 00:52:42,285 MARYJANE, OH MARY JANE. 574 00:52:42,845 --> 00:52:46,125 YOU'VE CONQUERED ME LIKE CHARLEMAGNE. 575 00:52:46,645 --> 00:52:49,925 PLEASURE INTERTWINED WITH PAIN. 576 00:52:50,405 --> 00:52:53,725 YOU WRECK ME, MARYJANE. 577 00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:58,285 YOUR TOXIC KISSES MAKE MY HEART RACE, 578 00:52:58,525 --> 00:53:01,365 FASTER THAN A CHEETAH. 579 00:53:01,565 --> 00:53:05,525 I'VE BEEN STAPLED AND SPINDLED. MYWILLPOWER'S DWINDLED. 580 00:53:05,645 --> 00:53:09,685 YOU MELT RESISTANCE DOWN LIKE HOT VELVEETA. 581 00:53:11,725 --> 00:53:14,885 MARYJANE, OH MARY JANE. 582 00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:18,605 YOU FLUSHED MY FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN. 583 00:53:19,205 --> 00:53:22,365 YOU SMEARED ME LIKE A KETCHUP STAIN. 584 00:53:22,725 --> 00:53:24,685 BUT I NEED YOU... 585 00:53:24,925 --> 00:53:26,325 I LOVE YOU... 586 00:53:26,965 --> 00:53:28,765 I'M LOVED BY MARY...LANE. 587 00:53:30,845 --> 00:53:37,965 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 588 00:53:38,445 --> 00:53:45,685 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 589 00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:49,445 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 590 00:53:49,525 --> 00:53:53,005 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 591 00:53:54,085 --> 00:53:57,325 There's only room for one Mary in my life. Mary Lane. 592 00:53:58,085 --> 00:54:01,565 with an "L" - for love! I love Mary Lane! 593 00:54:01,645 --> 00:54:09,045 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 594 00:54:09,165 --> 00:54:13,885 Jimmy! What are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 pm. 595 00:54:14,925 --> 00:54:18,325 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 596 00:54:18,605 --> 00:54:21,725 TWO WORDS THAT FALL LIKE GENTLE RAIN. 597 00:54:22,565 --> 00:54:25,765 YOU TOUCH MY HAND AND KILL MY PAIN. 598 00:54:26,205 --> 00:54:28,725 I LOVE YOU, MARY LANE. 599 00:54:28,805 --> 00:54:30,285 Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown! 600 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:33,565 YOU FLOOD MYWORLD WITH ALL THE COLORS, 601 00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:37,565 OF THE SUNDAY FUNNIES. 602 00:54:38,005 --> 00:54:41,685 THE INNOCENT SPLENDOR OF KISSES SO TENDER. 603 00:54:41,805 --> 00:54:45,965 SOFTER THAN A PILLOW STUFFED WITH BUNNIES! 604 00:54:46,045 --> 00:54:50,485 I don't knowwhat you're talking about, but I like the sound of it! 605 00:54:53,325 --> 00:54:56,965 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 606 00:54:57,045 --> 00:55:00,725 WILL HELP YOU SING A NEW REFRAIN. 607 00:55:00,845 --> 00:55:04,245 WITH YOU BESIDE WE'LL START AGAIN. 608 00:55:04,645 --> 00:55:06,365 JUST ME AND MARY. 609 00:55:06,685 --> 00:55:08,325 YOU AND MARY. 610 00:55:08,485 --> 00:55:12,285 ME AND MARY LANE. 611 00:55:12,805 --> 00:55:20,005 WHEN LIFE BECOMES A ROLLER COASTER AND I CAN'T KEEP MY FOOTING. 612 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:23,885 I'LL LOVE YOU COMPLETELY. AND STEADY ME SWEETLY! 613 00:55:24,085 --> 00:55:27,445 AS SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, DIPPED IN PUDDING. 614 00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:31,565 SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE PUDDING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 615 00:55:31,685 --> 00:55:34,845 MARY LANE! OH MARY LANE! 616 00:55:35,325 --> 00:55:38,685 OUR HEARTS POUND LIKE A DIESEL TRAIN. 617 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:42,605 THE WORLD MAY CRUMBLE, WE'LL REMAIN. 618 00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:44,885 JUST ME AND MARY. . 619 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,685 YOU AND MARY. 620 00:55:46,925 --> 00:55:52,405 I'M LOVED BY MARY! LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, 621 00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:55,605 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 622 00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:59,845 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 623 00:56:00,085 --> 00:56:03,605 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 624 00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:07,685 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 625 00:56:07,885 --> 00:56:11,045 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 626 00:56:11,805 --> 00:56:15,205 LOVED BY MARY. Mary! 627 00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:18,565 LOVE MARY MAGDALENA LANE. 628 00:56:19,485 --> 00:56:23,005 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY. 629 00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:26,445 LOVED BY MARY LANE. 630 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:34,325 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE. 631 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:38,645 YES I LOVE YOU. 632 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:42,565 GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO LOVE ME! 633 00:56:42,645 --> 00:56:49,205 OH! I LOVE YOU JIMMYYEAH! 634 00:56:59,645 --> 00:57:04,245 WE'LL SING TO THE RAFTERS OF HAPPILYAFTERS. 635 00:57:04,445 --> 00:57:05,765 I LOVE YOU. 636 00:57:06,525 --> 00:57:07,845 YOU'RE LOVED BY... 637 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:14,605 MARY LANE. 638 00:57:18,205 --> 00:57:23,325 Who can name for me the one all abiding, all powerful force, in the world? 639 00:57:27,925 --> 00:57:30,485 Principal Short? 640 00:57:31,405 --> 00:57:35,285 What is the human condition so powerful, it can stave off 641 00:57:35,565 --> 00:57:39,965 all that is black and evil, in these confusing times? 642 00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:45,525 Love? 643 00:57:45,645 --> 00:57:47,405 Love? 644 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:53,165 In a time, in which our children 645 00:57:53,525 --> 00:57:58,645 are subjected to a daily diet of depravity in their film and popular music? 646 00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:03,685 In a time, in which the entire world 647 00:58:04,205 --> 00:58:07,565 is aligned against the American way of life? 648 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:11,565 A time when our economy is in a state of total collapse and a 649 00:58:11,685 --> 00:58:15,525 reckless lunatic sits in the White House, I am relieved to hear 650 00:58:15,645 --> 00:58:18,525 our fatuous friend is so confident 651 00:58:18,645 --> 00:58:21,765 that love will cary the day. 652 00:58:27,925 --> 00:58:31,285 The correct answer is of course, vigilance. 653 00:58:35,005 --> 00:58:36,005 Sirens! 654 00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:40,005 There's somethin' I want to give you and I may not get another chance. 655 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,965 Oh Jimmy! Your school ring? 656 00:58:43,685 --> 00:58:46,925 Is your finger swollen? Are you putting on weight? 657 00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:50,445 Maybe. I seem to be hungy all the time. 658 00:58:50,525 --> 00:58:53,565 A moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 659 00:58:54,165 --> 00:58:55,045 Wait! 660 00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:59,045 What do you mean not get another chance? I have to run away. Far away! 661 00:58:59,165 --> 00:59:03,485 Well then I'm coming with you! You have no idea what I've done. - 662 00:59:03,765 --> 00:59:07,125 It doesn't matter. I'm wearing your school ring now... 663 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:11,725 as soon as you get it offyour finger! And if Romeo has to run away, 664 00:59:11,845 --> 00:59:16,285 then so does Juliet! Okay. Pack a bag. I'll wait. 665 00:59:16,365 --> 00:59:19,325 I believe in you Jimmy Harper! 666 00:59:21,245 --> 00:59:24,285 Even if you do have pudgy fingers. 667 00:59:29,005 --> 00:59:31,205 Goodbye, Mary. 668 00:59:31,325 --> 00:59:34,165 You deserve better. 669 00:59:35,645 --> 00:59:38,205 Hey kid. 670 00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:42,285 How's tricks? How'd you find me? 671 00:59:44,085 --> 00:59:46,925 It's all over the radio. 672 00:59:47,085 --> 00:59:51,885 Cops are looking foryou and the Packard. I drove 'round 'til I found it. 673 00:59:53,285 --> 00:59:57,165 I can't have you tellin' the cops where you get your stager-leaf. 674 00:59:57,485 --> 01:00:01,885 So what say we head back to Mae's, where it's safe and cozy. 675 01:00:03,085 --> 01:00:06,445 This'll calm you down for the ride. You're talkin' on a dead phone. 676 01:00:07,085 --> 01:00:09,965 I'm through with reefer, and I'm through with you. 677 01:00:10,085 --> 01:00:13,965 And don't pull any dirty tricks, 'cause it won't work. 678 01:00:15,085 --> 01:00:16,965 I see. 679 01:00:17,085 --> 01:00:20,125 then there's only one thing left to do: 680 01:00:22,805 --> 01:00:25,885 You like brownies? Baked 'em myself. 681 01:00:28,885 --> 01:00:31,725 Well I am kinda hungy. 682 01:00:36,045 --> 01:00:37,805 Thank you. 683 01:00:45,525 --> 01:00:47,605 THIS BROWNIE, IS YUMMY. 684 01:00:48,205 --> 01:00:51,045 IT'S THE GREATEST BROWNIE KNOWN TO MAN. 685 01:00:51,165 --> 01:00:53,245 IT'S CHEWY, IT'S NUTTY. 686 01:00:53,645 --> 01:00:56,285 THIS BROWNIE'S REALLY GOOD!! 687 01:00:56,525 --> 01:00:59,365 DON'T OFFER ME A MACAROON, 688 01:00:59,485 --> 01:01:02,205 MY BROWNIE SUITS ME FINE. 689 01:01:02,405 --> 01:01:05,405 THERE'S FROSTING ON THE TOP AND BEST OF ALL IT'S MINE! 690 01:01:05,645 --> 01:01:10,605 EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! 691 01:01:10,805 --> 01:01:13,125 LET'S GO HOME. OKAY! 692 01:01:13,245 --> 01:01:15,845 I SHIMMER, ELECTRIC. 693 01:01:16,165 --> 01:01:18,485 I'M A ONE-MAN MARCHING BROWNIE BAND. 694 01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:24,445 I LOVE IT, MY BROWNIE. AND MY BROWNIE LOVES ME TOO! 695 01:01:24,525 --> 01:01:27,125 IT'S SMOOTH, SWEET, IT'S CHOCOLADGE-Y! 696 01:01:27,325 --> 01:01:29,765 IT FORMS A PERFECT SQUARE. 697 01:01:29,845 --> 01:01:31,365 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS 698 01:01:31,445 --> 01:01:35,645 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE! DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE. 699 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:40,285 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS I DON'T HAVE TO CARE! 700 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:42,605 EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE! 701 01:01:43,205 --> 01:01:45,445 EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE! 702 01:01:45,805 --> 01:01:47,805 YEAH! 703 01:01:48,965 --> 01:01:52,205 Come on, kid. Get in the car. Where we goin' Jack? 704 01:01:52,325 --> 01:01:55,685 Back where you belong. You're one of us now. That's nice. 705 01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:58,765 Jimmy! 706 01:01:59,365 --> 01:02:00,325 Wait! 707 01:02:07,485 --> 01:02:10,725 Careful Jimmy, not too fast! 708 01:02:11,245 --> 01:02:14,005 This weed, is a triple scream! 709 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:18,245 I need more, I tell ya, more! I'm always happy to oblige a customer. 710 01:02:20,925 --> 01:02:25,445 Make that a paying customer. I'm busted flat, Jack. 711 01:02:25,725 --> 01:02:28,565 you bled me dy! 712 01:02:28,725 --> 01:02:31,765 Oh, not quite! It doesn't come off 713 01:02:33,365 --> 01:02:36,325 I was saving that ring for May. 714 01:02:36,605 --> 01:02:39,365 Where else you gonna get your fix? 715 01:02:39,485 --> 01:02:42,365 From the coloreds down the Jazz Quarter? 716 01:02:42,485 --> 01:02:47,285 Those chow-chows over at Madame Ling's? They'd bounce you like a lead dime. 717 01:02:49,885 --> 01:02:52,445 Real gold. 718 01:02:54,685 --> 01:02:57,285 Smoke up pipsqueak. 719 01:02:57,405 --> 01:03:02,045 This'll get you through the weekend. See ya in the funny papers. 720 01:03:05,485 --> 01:03:08,445 He can be a really a nice guy. 721 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:37,405 What have you gotten yourself into, Jimmy? 722 01:03:51,565 --> 01:03:54,125 Oh yeah! Hotchal 723 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:11,405 Hey diddle diddle, a cat for my fiddle. 724 01:04:12,445 --> 01:04:15,005 One moment, please. 725 01:04:15,405 --> 01:04:18,245 I need the room! 726 01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:22,365 You mind takin' it upstairs? 727 01:04:22,965 --> 01:04:25,805 Don't mind takin' it an_here. 728 01:04:43,445 --> 01:04:45,325 Hey there. I'm Ralph. 729 01:04:45,445 --> 01:04:49,765 Hello, my name's Mary Lane. I followed my boyfrriend here. Jimmy Harper. 730 01:04:49,965 --> 01:04:52,085 Have you seen him? 731 01:04:52,205 --> 01:04:57,605 Um, well hejust stepped out. To pick up some Bibles for our prayer breakfast. 732 01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:00,245 That's my Jimmy. 733 01:05:00,805 --> 01:05:03,765 Say, is this a fraternity sweater? 734 01:05:04,405 --> 01:05:07,525 Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys? Why yes. 735 01:05:08,485 --> 01:05:10,365 Yes, he is. 736 01:05:10,485 --> 01:05:14,365 We at Phi Beta Cannabis, were so taken with Jimmy that, we decided 737 01:05:14,485 --> 01:05:18,885 to pledge him. Early. While he's still in high school. 738 01:05:19,365 --> 01:05:22,245 Avoid the rush. Well that's the bees' knees! 739 01:05:22,365 --> 01:05:25,725 Wait 'til Susie Maybery hears about this! Let's celebrate 740 01:05:26,085 --> 01:05:28,765 with a smoke. Hold on! 741 01:05:28,885 --> 01:05:33,205 This isn't that "reefer" I've read about? 742 01:05:34,085 --> 01:05:35,405 Of course not. 743 01:05:35,525 --> 01:05:38,085 This is a special cigarette. 744 01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:41,165 All the rage with the college girls. 745 01:05:42,245 --> 01:05:44,005 In Paris. 746 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:47,685 Paris? Oh, yes. 747 01:05:49,485 --> 01:05:53,885 Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man. 748 01:05:59,165 --> 01:06:01,645 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 749 01:06:02,005 --> 01:06:06,005 WITH HER HEM CUT SO LOW. 750 01:06:06,525 --> 01:06:09,125 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 751 01:06:09,445 --> 01:06:12,005 WITH HER DUCKS IN A ROW. 752 01:06:12,085 --> 01:06:13,805 It burns my lungs. 753 01:06:13,885 --> 01:06:16,605 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 754 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:20,725 NEEDS A CHANGE IN HER LIFE. 755 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:23,885 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 756 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:28,085 NEEDS A MAN. 757 01:06:28,885 --> 01:06:29,845 Oh! 758 01:06:30,765 --> 01:06:33,925 NOW COME ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 759 01:06:34,245 --> 01:06:37,685 IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARNED TO BE BAD. 760 01:06:38,525 --> 01:06:41,965 YOU MAKE A CHARMING ARMFUL, 761 01:06:42,045 --> 01:06:45,805 SO SNUGGLE UP, MY BUTTER CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD. 762 01:06:46,285 --> 01:06:48,445 Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me. 763 01:06:49,525 --> 01:06:53,445 NOW, SMOKE IT, MARY SUNSHINE. 764 01:06:53,525 --> 01:06:57,045 DISSOLVE IN THE SWEET BURNING GLOW. 765 01:06:57,925 --> 01:07:01,045 COME LOSE YOURSELF IN PLEASURE, 766 01:07:01,325 --> 01:07:05,205 WHEN THE BAMBALACHA'S GOTCHA, YOU'LL FORGET THE WORD "NO"! 767 01:07:05,445 --> 01:07:07,805 Oh, I can't. What about, Jimmy? 768 01:07:09,005 --> 01:07:12,445 JIMMY'S A RUBE, PROVINCIAL AND DULL. 769 01:07:12,605 --> 01:07:16,085 DON'T BE TRICKED, HE'S STRICTLY QUADRILATERAL. 770 01:07:16,325 --> 01:07:19,525 JIMMY'S A BOY, I'M READY FOR MEN. 771 01:07:19,645 --> 01:07:22,245 LET'S GO UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND... 772 01:07:22,325 --> 01:07:23,325 DOWN AGAIN. 773 01:07:23,965 --> 01:07:26,605 May Sunshine, you are ultra, ultra! 774 01:07:27,725 --> 01:07:30,765 I FEEL A LITTLE NAUGHTY. 775 01:07:31,285 --> 01:07:33,605 BABY, I'LL HELP YOU RELAX. 776 01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:38,325 I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH PHONE CORD, 777 01:07:38,405 --> 01:07:42,125 WE'LL PLAY WITH THE WHIPS AND NIPPLE CLIPS AND CANDLE WAX! 778 01:07:42,685 --> 01:07:45,685 NOW HOLD ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 779 01:07:46,285 --> 01:07:48,325 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 780 01:07:50,005 --> 01:07:52,965 JUST CALL ME MARY "WANNA" 781 01:07:53,205 --> 01:07:56,725 AND MARY'S GOT SOME SCARY LITTLE GAMES TO PLAY! 782 01:07:56,965 --> 01:08:00,445 I'LL LATHER YOU UP. AND GIVE YOU A SHAVE! 783 01:08:00,525 --> 01:08:04,045 A PADDLING WHILE STRADDLING MY LITTLE SLAVE! 784 01:08:04,525 --> 01:08:06,245 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. 785 01:08:06,525 --> 01:08:11,525 IT'S POINTLESS TO FIGHT. SAVE YOUR STRENGTH IT'S GONNA BE A LENGTHY NIGHT. 786 01:08:12,405 --> 01:08:15,925 HELP! THIS CRAZY TOMATO'S RAPIN' ME! 787 01:08:16,925 --> 01:08:21,365 GOODBYE TO MARY SUNSHINE. 788 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:24,525 REEFER HAS BLOWN OUT HER MIND. 789 01:08:27,085 --> 01:08:31,045 SHE'S NOWA HOT HAY HUSSY. 790 01:08:31,725 --> 01:08:35,725 DON'T YOU RUN, I'M NOT DONE! CAN'T YOU TELL, WE'VE JUST BEGUN! 791 01:08:35,965 --> 01:08:37,845 WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN? 792 01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:40,525 MARY. 793 01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:45,205 MARY SUNSHINE. 794 01:08:45,445 --> 01:08:54,605 BURNS FOR, YEARNS FOR DIRTY LOVE! 795 01:09:01,885 --> 01:09:04,445 Shut up bitch! 796 01:09:06,325 --> 01:09:08,485 I'm not buying any of this. 797 01:09:08,605 --> 01:09:12,165 You ask me, this guy's getting his jolly showing us blue movies. 798 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:16,485 I'm sory, Mr. Kochinski, do you have something to share with the group? 799 01:09:16,565 --> 01:09:17,445 No. 800 01:09:17,565 --> 01:09:20,525 We're interested in what you have to say. 801 01:09:21,325 --> 01:09:23,445 Look, it, it'sjust, 802 01:09:23,565 --> 01:09:26,165 One puff and the girl goes wacky? 803 01:09:26,285 --> 01:09:31,525 It's kinda far fetched. Not according to Mr. William Randolph Hearst. 804 01:09:34,885 --> 01:09:38,765 A recent edition, of his "San Francisco Examiner" tells us, 805 01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:42,285 that 314 of the crimes of violence in this county today are 806 01:09:43,005 --> 01:09:46,885 committed by dope slaves. That is a matter of cold record. 807 01:09:47,165 --> 01:09:50,605 You can't believe evemhing you read. and that don't make me a commie! 808 01:09:50,725 --> 01:09:54,605 Mr. Hurst is a man who attended Harvard. Where did you matriculate? 809 01:09:57,005 --> 01:09:59,565 Ma-tric-u-late? 810 01:10:01,005 --> 01:10:03,965 It means, where did you go to college? 811 01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:09,845 I didn't. 812 01:10:12,325 --> 01:10:14,845 I see. 813 01:10:14,965 --> 01:10:17,845 Well regardless, Mr. Kochinski I'm sure , 814 01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,885 we all take your opinions vey seriously. Given the extremity of your views, 815 01:10:22,005 --> 01:10:25,005 it would be unpatriotic not to. 816 01:10:33,085 --> 01:10:35,645 Mary? Jimmy! 817 01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:39,005 Kid! It's not what it looks like. 818 01:10:59,845 --> 01:11:03,205 Holy socks! Billy, don't go! 819 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,645 Don't you wanna learn to dance? 820 01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:12,205 Jack! Help me! 821 01:11:12,325 --> 01:11:14,885 He's killing me! 822 01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:31,725 Geez! That stupid little weed freak. Is eveybody okay? 823 01:11:31,965 --> 01:11:34,925 I think, I've been shot. 824 01:11:38,485 --> 01:11:41,045 She fell down! 825 01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:45,125 Mae! Get me some smelling salts. 826 01:11:48,885 --> 01:11:52,765 Alright. You two blow. Don't talk to nobody. I will handle this. 827 01:11:54,285 --> 01:11:55,845 Go! 828 01:12:02,925 --> 01:12:05,485 Give me that! 829 01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:31,485 Mary? 830 01:12:32,885 --> 01:12:36,245 Mary! what happened? You shot her dead, kid. 831 01:12:37,325 --> 01:12:39,765 Jack, no! 832 01:12:39,885 --> 01:12:42,845 Jimmy? I don't feel so good. 833 01:12:44,085 --> 01:12:47,005 It's, it's gonna be okay. I promise. 834 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:49,685 feels so, cold. 835 01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:58,045 Give me the ring! Well, looky here. 836 01:12:58,725 --> 01:13:01,765 Casper milky toast is givin' me orders. 837 01:13:02,325 --> 01:13:06,205 I shot Mary. What makes you think I won't shoot you? 838 01:13:22,725 --> 01:13:25,565 Oh Jimmy, your school ring. 839 01:13:25,845 --> 01:13:29,165 it glitters. Like a star. 840 01:13:33,405 --> 01:13:38,605 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. 841 01:13:39,245 --> 01:13:42,125 WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG AND ... 842 01:13:46,485 --> 01:13:48,885 HEMORRHAGING BLOOD. 843 01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:54,765 DID YOU GET TO READ THE ENDING? WAS IT PERFECT? 844 01:13:55,205 --> 01:13:59,965 DID THEY LOVE UNTIL THEY GOT OLD? 845 01:14:08,165 --> 01:14:12,765 It was beautiful. They grew up, and eveyone came to the wedding. 846 01:14:13,765 --> 01:14:18,125 did they have babies? Yeah. Six of 'em. 847 01:14:18,685 --> 01:14:21,525 That's good. I love babies 848 01:14:29,045 --> 01:14:34,845 IT MAKES ME HAPPY KNOWIN' THAT WE LOVED LIKE ROMEO AND... 849 01:14:41,805 --> 01:14:43,565 JULIET. 850 01:14:45,285 --> 01:14:48,565 Mary! How could I have shot you? 851 01:14:57,045 --> 01:15:01,045 Coppers! Jimmy! Out the back! Hury! 852 01:15:01,285 --> 01:15:05,285 I have to face my punishment. Don't you get it? 853 01:15:05,485 --> 01:15:09,365 Jack was holding the gun. He's planning to frame you. 854 01:15:10,285 --> 01:15:13,205 Nobody move! Officer, thank God! 855 01:15:13,325 --> 01:15:17,605 This kid burst in here with a gun, and started shootin' and laughin'! 856 01:15:17,725 --> 01:15:20,965 We think he mighta been smoking that, reefer! 857 01:15:21,405 --> 01:15:24,445 Just like you read about in the papers. 858 01:15:25,685 --> 01:15:28,445 No! That's a lie! 859 01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:30,885 Tell 'em what really happened Mae! 860 01:15:31,005 --> 01:15:34,245 Ma'am, do you have anything to say? Well, I...dJimmy I, 861 01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:43,125 Officer I... Mae, please! 862 01:15:52,525 --> 01:15:54,085 No. 863 01:15:55,565 --> 01:16:00,085 The kid burst in shooting. Just like the man said. 864 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:03,685 Mae? 865 01:16:04,045 --> 01:16:05,605 No! 866 01:16:06,045 --> 01:16:08,365 Kid's gonna burn for this . 867 01:16:08,485 --> 01:16:11,325 Pity. Attractive girl. 868 01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:34,245 After a swift trial James Fenimore Harperwas found guilty 869 01:16:34,365 --> 01:16:38,405 of the murder, of Mary Lane. And sent to death row. 870 01:16:39,085 --> 01:16:42,965 In his thought-provoking book "Marijuana, Weed of Madness " 871 01:16:43,085 --> 01:16:46,965 Earle A. Rowell explains how marijuana causes prison inmates to fall 872 01:16:47,085 --> 01:16:49,285 desperately in love with each other. 873 01:16:49,405 --> 01:16:53,285 Just as they would with women, outside prison walls. 874 01:17:04,405 --> 01:17:08,285 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America Let's go to press. 875 01:17:08,405 --> 01:17:12,285 Tonight, Jimmy "The Cannabis Killer" Harper walks the last mile to the electric chair. 876 01:17:12,405 --> 01:17:16,605 Convicted of murder under the influence of the new drug menace, marijuana! 877 01:17:16,725 --> 01:17:19,045 Shut up, shut up! 878 01:17:19,165 --> 01:17:22,365 We can't just let Jimmy die. Shut up, shut up! 879 01:17:22,485 --> 01:17:26,365 Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines , there's nothing' we can do about it. 880 01:17:26,485 --> 01:17:30,805 When's Jack bringin' some new boys home? Shut up, shut up! 881 01:17:30,925 --> 01:17:34,165 You shut up! What are you, nuts? 882 01:17:36,525 --> 01:17:38,285 I'm fine. 883 01:17:40,165 --> 01:17:43,125 Perfectly in control! 884 01:17:53,685 --> 01:17:56,365 REMEMBER ME RALPH? I'M ABOUT TO FRY. 885 01:17:56,805 --> 01:18:01,285 WHILE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STAND IDLY BY MY LIFE IS NOWA TICKING BOMB. 886 01:18:01,885 --> 01:18:03,885 I'M GONNA MISS MY SENIOR PROM. 887 01:18:04,525 --> 01:18:07,005 YOU MURDERED ME RALPH! 888 01:18:07,565 --> 01:18:08,925 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 889 01:18:09,005 --> 01:18:10,525 MURDERED ME! MURDERED HIM? 890 01:18:12,045 --> 01:18:15,885 Evemhing okay up there? It's the kid! He's in the toilet! 891 01:18:16,045 --> 01:18:18,885 Just flush him, Ralph. 892 01:18:27,045 --> 01:18:32,085 You better cool off on the muggles there Just a little hungy, that's all. 893 01:18:38,925 --> 01:18:41,245 REMEMBER ME RALPH? I'VE BEEN SENT TO HELL. 894 01:18:41,605 --> 01:18:44,285 A PUBESCENT EDITION OF JEIEBEL. 895 01:18:44,445 --> 01:18:46,645 IT HURTS A LOT TO BEND, 896 01:18:46,925 --> 01:18:49,085 BUT AT LEAST I'VE MADE A FRIEND. 897 01:18:49,685 --> 01:18:52,605 YOU MURDERED HER, RALPH! 898 01:18:52,685 --> 01:18:54,005 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 899 01:18:54,085 --> 01:18:55,765 MURDERED ME! MURDERED THEM! 900 01:19:00,605 --> 01:19:03,525 What's eatin' him? Jack! I saw Satan! 901 01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:07,565 And the kid! And Satan! And the girl! That mug's wound up like an $ day clock! 902 01:19:07,685 --> 01:19:11,605 One too many giggle sticks. put your flaps down before you take off. 903 01:19:11,725 --> 01:19:15,605 Go get some air. No! Jack! Not out there, Jack! 904 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:32,165 Just a little too much weed, that's all. 905 01:19:35,085 --> 01:19:38,045 Just an ordinay scarecrow! 906 01:19:51,685 --> 01:19:53,965 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 907 01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:56,725 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 908 01:19:57,045 --> 01:19:59,485 WAY DOWN WHERE IT'S HOT, 909 01:19:59,565 --> 01:20:02,045 THEYARE SAVING US A SPOT. 910 01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:05,285 YOU MURDERED THEM, RALPH! 911 01:20:05,405 --> 01:20:08,165 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 912 01:20:08,445 --> 01:20:11,005 Bad zombies! 913 01:20:13,565 --> 01:20:15,965 HE'S LOSING IT, JACK! GEE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE. 914 01:20:16,285 --> 01:20:18,885 HE'S LIABLE TO CRACK AND SPILL ALL HE KNOWS 915 01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:21,605 HE'S REALLYACTING WEIRD. 916 01:20:21,685 --> 01:20:24,245 PERHAPS IT'S TIME HE DISAPPEARED! 917 01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:30,205 HE'D NEVER BE MISSED! I COULD... MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 918 01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:33,605 Jack, no! you'll have the police right back here! 919 01:20:33,725 --> 01:20:37,085 Alright. We'll play it yourway, for now. for now. 920 01:20:38,565 --> 01:20:43,685 He bit me! Jack? I got me the munchies real bad. 921 01:20:44,165 --> 01:20:46,845 He's givin' me the creepin' heebie-jeebies 922 01:20:46,965 --> 01:20:51,605 Let's go get Ralph a bite. Yeah, he's liable to wake the neighbors 923 01:20:51,725 --> 01:20:54,685 You stay. Keep an eye on him. 924 01:20:56,565 --> 01:20:59,605 I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. 925 01:21:01,125 --> 01:21:06,405 Shake a leg with that grub! Leg. Grub. 926 01:21:22,565 --> 01:21:25,925 Yoo hoo, Ralph! We have take-away from Dim Foo's! 927 01:21:26,245 --> 01:21:29,205 Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go? 928 01:21:29,405 --> 01:21:32,765 They best not have skipped town. Sally? Ralph? 929 01:21:42,485 --> 01:21:43,445 Yah! 930 01:21:48,845 --> 01:21:50,605 Blumsack! 931 01:21:56,405 --> 01:21:57,965 Yah! 932 01:22:11,645 --> 01:22:14,125 I FOUND ME A SNACK IT WAS NICE AND FRESH. 933 01:22:14,325 --> 01:22:16,525 THE WEED MADE HIM HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH! 934 01:22:17,205 --> 01:22:21,925 STEP AWAYYOU MUG. 'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND NEW PERSIAN RUG 935 01:22:22,485 --> 01:22:24,765 HE'S NOT GONNA STOP! 936 01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:28,245 MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 937 01:23:16,245 --> 01:23:18,005 Ralph? 938 01:24:01,925 --> 01:24:04,965 Oh God, oh God, oh God, 939 01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:08,605 Oh God, oh God, oh God, Mae! Don't get queer on me now. 940 01:24:10,365 --> 01:24:12,925 Oh God, oh. 941 01:24:20,485 --> 01:24:23,045 Damn body! 942 01:24:31,605 --> 01:24:34,045 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE, 943 01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:36,685 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 944 01:24:37,165 --> 01:24:39,165 NOW I SEE THEM JACK! 945 01:24:39,485 --> 01:24:41,685 AND THEYALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK! 946 01:24:42,365 --> 01:24:44,685 WE MURDERED THEM, JACK'! 947 01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:48,525 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 948 01:24:48,685 --> 01:24:51,365 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 949 01:24:51,565 --> 01:24:54,845 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE! 950 01:24:55,005 --> 01:24:58,005 PULL IT TOGETHER. DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT. 951 01:24:58,085 --> 01:25:01,725 YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD. 952 01:25:02,085 --> 01:25:05,925 SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE 953 01:25:06,005 --> 01:25:08,805 SO YOU MURDER 'EM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU. 954 01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:41,485 Well, on the bright side, we finally got the place to ourselves. 955 01:25:46,565 --> 01:25:49,125 Ralph and Sally, and little ... 956 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:54,005 whatsername are dead! Jimmy's on his way to the electric chair 957 01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,765 and you couldn't care less! 958 01:25:56,885 --> 01:26:01,285 I may be a monster, but you Jack, you're the devil! 959 01:26:03,805 --> 01:26:06,965 So long as I'm the number one guy. 960 01:26:09,245 --> 01:26:10,685 THE KID'S A GONER, 961 01:26:11,925 --> 01:26:16,565 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE STUFF. 962 01:26:16,645 --> 01:26:18,725 Here, simmer down, will ya? 963 01:26:20,405 --> 01:26:22,525 I'VE SEEN MY HONOR, 964 01:26:23,245 --> 01:26:28,245 ROLLED UP AND BURNED AWAY, WITH THE STUFF 965 01:26:28,885 --> 01:26:30,565 WELL, IT'S GOTTA STOP. 966 01:26:31,165 --> 01:26:34,525 Let go of me! I'm tying to comfort you here. 967 01:26:34,645 --> 01:26:36,765 I said let go! 968 01:26:37,725 --> 01:26:40,525 I SHOULD SHOW HIM THE DOOR, 969 01:26:40,605 --> 01:26:43,325 HE TREATS ME LIKE AWHORE. 970 01:26:43,405 --> 01:26:46,725 I DON'T NEED JACK NO MORE 971 01:26:46,805 --> 01:26:48,805 OR THE STUFF! 972 01:26:53,405 --> 01:26:57,285 You dumb slut! That was half ajay of good mooteryou just wasted. 973 01:26:58,725 --> 01:27:00,485 I know. 974 01:27:05,605 --> 01:27:06,805 Hey! 975 01:27:06,925 --> 01:27:09,885 What are you doing with that garden hoe? 976 01:27:10,005 --> 01:27:14,445 Taking care of a big, fat, weed! 977 01:27:16,845 --> 01:27:19,405 Oh, that's it. 978 01:27:19,885 --> 01:27:22,725 Say good night, Gracie. 979 01:27:28,045 --> 01:27:30,605 Good night, Gracie. 980 01:27:31,925 --> 01:27:33,685 SO THIS IS IT JACK, . 981 01:27:34,245 --> 01:27:38,285 LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO FOR THE STUFF. 982 01:27:39,205 --> 01:27:41,045 Get away from me, 983 01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:45,645 THIS ONE'S FOR RALPH, JACK! HERE'S ONE FOR SALLY, TOO. 984 01:27:46,205 --> 01:27:47,165 HAD ENOUGH? 985 01:27:47,405 --> 01:27:49,765 YEAH, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH! 986 01:27:57,485 --> 01:27:59,485 YOU ONCE HAD ALL THE BRAINS, 987 01:27:59,605 --> 01:28:02,885 NOW THEY'RE JUST CARPET STAINS! 988 01:28:03,165 --> 01:28:07,525 YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO FIGHT. 989 01:28:07,885 --> 01:28:12,925 MY BID TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 990 01:28:13,725 --> 01:28:16,365 'CAUSE THERE'S BLOOD UPON YOUR NECKTIE, 991 01:28:16,445 --> 01:28:18,605 YOUR CORPUS IS DELECTI 992 01:28:18,685 --> 01:28:34,205 AND I HAVE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE STUFF! 993 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:47,045 You've sent Thelma into shock! Yourwife's lack of fortitude 994 01:28:47,165 --> 01:28:51,045 is no fault of this presentation. I dare say our hardy pioneer women 995 01:28:51,165 --> 01:28:55,125 would have shared a laugh at her expense. So what of Mae Coleman? 996 01:28:58,805 --> 01:29:03,365 With Jack out of the picture, Mae was determined to rescue doomed Jimmy. 997 01:29:03,725 --> 01:29:08,525 But fate was about to intervene in a most dramatic fashion. 998 01:29:37,725 --> 01:29:42,445 I see the Presidential motorcade turning onto Halpern Street. 999 01:29:44,125 --> 01:29:46,965 Mr. President. Ah, Mr. President! 1000 01:29:48,405 --> 01:29:53,445 Mr. President, , I need to talk with you! Step back, ma'am. 1001 01:29:57,085 --> 01:30:00,965 It is a known scientific fact, that under the influence of marijuana, 1002 01:30:01,085 --> 01:30:05,725 the user becomes insatiably violent. capable of staggering feats of strength. 1003 01:30:06,405 --> 01:30:08,445 Unfortunately for Mae Coleman... 1004 01:30:11,085 --> 01:30:13,045 she was no longer under the influence. 1005 01:30:23,045 --> 01:30:26,405 I'm don't...so, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. 1006 01:30:27,525 --> 01:30:30,365 Please, help me up. 1007 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:36,645 Mr. President! An innocent boy is about to be executed! Listen to me! 1008 01:30:41,605 --> 01:30:44,965 Hold on boys! I, for one, would like to hear 1009 01:30:45,605 --> 01:30:48,645 what the blood-spattered young lady has to say. 1010 01:31:00,485 --> 01:31:03,005 James Fenimore Harper, 1011 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:07,125 you have been convicted of the murder of Mary Lane 1012 01:31:07,765 --> 01:31:11,005 and sentenced to death by electrocution 1013 01:31:11,525 --> 01:31:15,485 in accordance with the laws of this great state. 1014 01:31:16,645 --> 01:31:19,485 Any last words? 1015 01:31:20,205 --> 01:31:23,165 Well put. Pull the switch. 1016 01:31:29,445 --> 01:31:32,125 Stop the execution! 1017 01:31:32,245 --> 01:31:35,205 We have a Presidential Pardon! 1018 01:31:37,805 --> 01:31:42,085 Mae, am I ever glad to see you! I And you too, Mr. President. 1019 01:31:44,285 --> 01:31:49,285 I knewyou wouldn't let me die. I was hoping you wouldn't cut it so close. 1020 01:31:49,565 --> 01:31:52,925 I'm sorry kid. But now we're gonna be okay. 1021 01:31:53,525 --> 01:31:56,565 Jimmy, I've heard a lot about you. 1022 01:31:56,685 --> 01:32:01,725 and we've read all about you in school, Mr. President. 1023 01:32:02,285 --> 01:32:05,165 I promise never to touch the reefer again. 1024 01:32:05,285 --> 01:32:08,125 Oh, that's simply grand! 1025 01:32:08,725 --> 01:32:12,085 You know, a little orphan girl once told me 1026 01:32:12,765 --> 01:32:15,365 that the sun would come out tomorrow. 1027 01:32:15,485 --> 01:32:19,365 Her adopted father was a billionaire, so I suppressed the urge, 1028 01:32:19,645 --> 01:32:24,605 urge to laugh in her face, but now I think she might have been right! 1029 01:32:32,045 --> 01:32:35,685 THE TRAGIC VICTIM OF DRUG ABUSE 1030 01:32:35,925 --> 01:32:39,925 HAS NOW BEEN SPARED FOR A HIGHER USE. 1031 01:32:40,605 --> 01:32:43,885 THEYWERE READY TO COOK MY GOOSE, 1032 01:32:44,485 --> 01:32:47,565 BUT GOD HAD OTHER PLANS! 1033 01:32:47,645 --> 01:32:50,125 He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy. 1034 01:32:50,725 --> 01:32:54,525 I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE HAS STIRRED. 1035 01:32:54,925 --> 01:32:59,285 AT LONG, LONG LAST LET THE TRUTH BE HEARD. 1036 01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:02,845 GO FORTH JIMMY, AND SPREAD THE WORD. 1037 01:33:03,405 --> 01:33:07,325 FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA. YOU HAVE BEEN SET... 1038 01:33:07,405 --> 01:33:14,085 FREE, TO TELL... THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WISDOM WE HAVE LEARNED! 1039 01:33:14,445 --> 01:33:17,965 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1040 01:33:18,485 --> 01:33:21,805 ALL ABOUT THE DEMON WEED. HOW IT GROWS FROM A DEMON SEED! Indeed! 1041 01:33:22,285 --> 01:33:25,765 THAT PUNGENT SMOKE WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN 'TIL YOU'RE INCURABLE INSANE. 1042 01:33:26,245 --> 01:33:28,925 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1043 01:33:29,045 --> 01:33:32,685 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1044 01:33:33,085 --> 01:33:36,285 WITH VOICES RAISED IN SONG, WE'RE BANISHING THE BONG! So long! 1045 01:33:36,925 --> 01:33:40,325 OUR CHILDREN TEETER ON THE BRINK. WE NEED TO TEACH THEM WHAT TO THINK. 1046 01:33:41,045 --> 01:33:44,605 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1047 01:33:45,885 --> 01:33:49,245 WE'VE GOT TO CAPTURE THE NATION'S EAR. 1048 01:33:49,525 --> 01:33:52,685 SPREAD THE WORD 'CROSS THE HEMISPHERE. 1049 01:33:53,205 --> 01:33:56,445 BUT THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE. 1050 01:33:56,925 --> 01:33:59,565 AND ONE OF US IS LAME! 1051 01:34:00,165 --> 01:34:02,205 Not to wory, Jimmy! 1052 01:34:02,445 --> 01:34:05,405 WE'LL USE THE PAPERS OF MR. HEARST. 1053 01:34:06,125 --> 01:34:09,365 FLOOD THE AIRWAYS UNTIL THEY'VE BURST 1054 01:34:09,645 --> 01:34:12,965 WITH CATCHY SLOGANS WE'VE ALL REHEARSED. 1055 01:34:13,085 --> 01:34:16,765 AND ICONOGRAPHY! 1056 01:34:16,845 --> 01:34:20,005 IT'S UNCLE SAM... GEORGE WASHINGTON... 1057 01:34:20,565 --> 01:34:27,285 AND LADY LIBERTY! 1058 01:34:27,525 --> 01:34:31,165 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1059 01:34:31,525 --> 01:34:34,525 JUST WHO TO DEMONIIE. WHAT POLITICS TO DESPISE! 1060 01:34:35,045 --> 01:34:39,125 WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE FINGERPRINTS OF JAZZ MUSICIANS AND IMMIGRANTS. 1061 01:34:39,525 --> 01:34:41,965 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1062 01:34:42,085 --> 01:34:45,605 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1063 01:34:46,165 --> 01:34:49,165 THE ABC'S OF SPIN. AND TURNIN' YOUR NEIGHBORS IN. Or kin! 1064 01:34:49,925 --> 01:34:53,525 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO APPLE PIE! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD NEVER LIE. 1065 01:34:54,005 --> 01:34:56,685 TRUST US TO TELL THEM, 1066 01:34:56,805 --> 01:35:00,365 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1067 01:35:00,725 --> 01:35:04,045 LET EVERY SIR AND MA'AM, OBBEY THEIR UNCLE SAM! 1068 01:35:04,485 --> 01:35:08,205 THAT FAMOUS FINGER'S SET TO POINT. I WANT YOU TO DROP THAT JOINT! 1069 01:35:08,885 --> 01:35:13,365 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1070 01:35:13,445 --> 01:35:17,165 GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, GIVE ME YOUR POOR. GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES 1071 01:35:17,725 --> 01:35:23,045 YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE OF REEFER SMOKE! 1072 01:35:23,165 --> 01:35:27,885 FREEDOM! FREEDOM! 1073 01:36:30,165 --> 01:36:33,045 I LOVE YOU ROMEO! 1074 01:36:33,565 --> 01:36:35,885 PLEASE WAIT FOR ME, JULIET! 1075 01:36:37,605 --> 01:36:41,205 ONE DAY I'LL GET CANCER OR HIT BYA TRAIN! 1076 01:36:42,205 --> 01:36:47,045 AND WE'LL BE REUNITED IN HEAVEN! 1077 01:37:30,925 --> 01:37:34,125 IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TO TAKE A STAND 1078 01:37:34,445 --> 01:37:37,885 FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THIS GREAT LAND. 1079 01:37:38,325 --> 01:37:41,765 'TIL THE THINGS THAT SCARE US ARE BURNED OR BANNED 1080 01:37:42,085 --> 01:37:45,005 OR SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS! 1081 01:38:00,685 --> 01:38:04,125 AND ONCE THE REEFER HAS BEEN DESTROYED 1082 01:38:04,485 --> 01:38:07,685 WE'LL START ON DARWIN AND SIGMUND FREUD 1083 01:38:08,005 --> 01:38:11,445 AND SEX DEPICTED ON CELLULOID 1084 01:38:11,765 --> 01:38:14,685 AND COMMUNISTS AND QUEENS! 1085 01:38:15,405 --> 01:38:19,205 WHEN DANGER'S NEAR, EXPLOIT THEIR FEAR. 1086 01:38:19,565 --> 01:38:26,845 THE END WILL JUSTIFY THE MEANS... 1087 01:38:27,005 --> 01:38:36,525 MEANS... 1088 01:38:36,685 --> 01:38:40,125 REEFER MADNESS!